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LinkedIn, the place to be, to be. I am thrilled you're here. Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Where can I get you? Well, first of all, you already got it for me. I got the Hennessy and Coke right here. Oh, okay. They told me, they said, help yourself. So I helped myself. I love when people are exactly who they are on TV. Like when you said that, it was like, oh, good. I'm glad he's that guy. Yes, I am. It cannot get more...
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Well, it could be the lion's den for people that either don't have anything to say or are scared to say what they really, really want to say. But if neither applies, it's good. Oh, I know you're not that guy. That's right. You're right about that. And so you have a drink. Yeah.
Yes, sir. Can I get you anything else? No, I'm good. I got my water here. You don't play with the wacky weed. No, you can do it. No, I know. I don't need your... There you go. I understand. Trust me. That's right. But, like, that was never a thing for you? It was never a thing for me. Really? Growing up in New York, my friends, family, stuff like that. Of course, I had quite a few friends and family members who smoked a lot of weed and stuff like that, but it was never me. Where...
Where in New York did you grow up? I grew up in Hollis, Queens, right up the block from Run DMC, Jam Master Jay, about five minutes away from LL Cool J. I was just going to say, one of my favorite records is Doing It Well. That's right. Represent Queens. He was made out of Brooklyn. And I always found that it's such a sexy record. Maybe second to almost none. Yeah.
He's made quite a few. Paradise, Phenomenon. Yes, but this one is particularly, I just love it. And the whole thing, it's like sexy, sexy, sexy. And then I'm from Queens and she's from Brooklyn. To me, always made me laugh. It just seemed to come out of left field. But what does that have to do with this fantastic fucking that you're doing? Queens and Brooklyn. Well, if you grew up in New York City. I know. Here's the deal. In Hollis...
I'm going to just be real with you. It wasn't really a lot of girls. They were in Farmers. They were in the Bronx. They were in Brooklyn. They were in other sections of Queens, New York. But Hollis, that's not where you went to if you was looking for your girlfriend. It just wasn't where you went to. And this is because why?
the prettier girls were in other areas. You asked. I mean, it was just the truth. I mean, my sisters were gorgeous, but I can't speak for everybody else in the neighborhood. I went to Cornell in the 70s. That was not a feast for a heterosexual male either. I mean, there are places we find ourselves in. That's right. And it is funny, like, you know, good looks in a woman is...
It's like it's a double-edged sword. Because? What does that mean? Well, I mean, look, first of all, pretty girls are always complaining. Okay. Okay, so there is bad, like...
You know, you're a lot of you. They'll always say, I can't leave the house without getting hit on all the time. I'm like, boo fucking who? You know, would you rather be a plain girl? And no, the answer. No. OK. Yeah. Because, you know, we can ugly you up. That's right. But I tell you this. I tell you this true. I learned that beauty was an eye to behold when I was growing up. And one of my best friends name was Pooley. His name was Rodney Cowan, but his nickname was Pooley. Everybody in the neighborhood knew him as Pooley.
You could put Beyonce right in front of Pooley and Pooley would look at you and go like this. What the hell am I supposed to do with that? Because if you were not 250 pounds minimum with blubber hanging off your arms and cellulite everywhere and you weren't big enough to tilt a small car, Pooley was not interested in you. You were entirely too small. What is that?
What the fuck is that? With the love... I mean, all of America now loves bigness. It's not my jam. It's not my thing. I'm not hating on it. To each his own. But it's not my thing. I'm hating on it a little because I feel, first of all, it's not healthy. Okay. And second of all, it's tilting everyone toward this, you know, like, girls...
Think it's better to have a giant ass and I'm not into a giant ass. Well, I'm not going to deny. I do like a big booty. I ain't going to lie about that. It's almost mandatory. And this was always something in the black community. Am I right?
For the most part. There are exceptions. Right, but mostly right. That was where it originated. And then, like everything else, the white people in the suburbs stole it. Because now, I mean, every girl wants a big booty. It is vastly appreciated by black men. Every black man I know, pretty much every black man I know, that's what we like. Right.
And but I'm saying when I was a kid that was growing up and I was an adolescent the last thing a girl wanted was a big ass and
They wanted to be... See, I have no experience with that. I've never been around a black woman that didn't want to have a nice ass. I'm just saying that this phenomenon of every girl wanting a big ass must have come as very welcome news to a lot of white chicks eating Haagen-Dazs. Right. Because, like... Oh, yeah? This is... Well, listen, what happened is I think that... Listen, women are competitive just like everybody else.
and you've seen what I've seen over the years, and with a lot of the white women that I have encountered, they've seen black girls' sisters with voluptuous figures, and they said, excuse me, yeah, I want that because I want to compete with them. And they have no regard, no fear whatsoever competing with the sisters for black men. I've seen it before. Not with everybody, of course, but I've seen it. But you should...
a minute ago that like
Your friend who liked big, you said that wasn't your thing. No, no, I said that wasn't his thing. Oh, it's always been my thing. Big women have not been my thing. That's his thing. I've always liked a voluptuous woman, meaning somebody with a big booty. No doubt about that. I'm still that way. Big booty, but not big everything else. There you go. I see what you're saying. Pooley wants you big every week. He wants you taking up two seats on a plane. Right. And if you're not, he's not interested. Right.
He's not interested. Halle Berry, Beyonce, J.Lo, the list goes on and on. Meg Thee Stallion. Pooley look at them like, what am I supposed to do with that? They too small. So he wants Lizzo. Yeah.
And she might be too small. No. She might be too small. Okay. I'm telling you the truth. I'm believing you. Yeah. I'm just saying that Mrs. Robinson, this conversation is getting a little longer now. No, I'm not. I don't want to. Oh, God. Yeah. Okay. You know, there is a health factor here. I agree. There just is. I agree, especially in this day and age. You're right. I don't know what you thought of, like, the athletes who –
Didn't want to get vaccinated and I don't want to get into a big fight about it because I will okay but I was on their side because it health is a case-by-case basis and when you're a finely tuned athlete with a body that is perfect because you That's your living you put in that body only what you want to put on to keep that instrument that is your instrument and
The idea that Djokovic was going to hurt anybody or Aaron Rodgers and, oh my gosh, Kyrie Irving. I mean, clutch my pearls. I was, I thought, bully for you guys first. Especially Kyrie Irving gave up a lot of money. Although he'll get it back because he can play now, right? Yeah, he can play now. He ain't going to get the money back though.
Not the money he lost, but it's only about $17, $18 million. But he's going to play this year with no restrictions. He's going to play this year with no restrictions. He's getting about $39 million this year. Okay, so he has... Okay, right. $38 million. So he has a great year, which I bet he will. Which he will. He's spectacular. Okay, he is spectacular. Yes. So after a great year...
He's going to have an Aaron Judge year. Then take it off for another big contract. So he will have both his integrity for standing up to the mob who wanted to insist he do something to his own body that he didn't want to do. And he will have the money. Okay, you said we're going to fight about this. So let's fight about it. Let me be very clear. I don't disagree with you. That's not much of a fight. I'm kidding you. I'll get to the point.
Yeah, it's your body. And somebody is trying to tell you what to inject into your body. I didn't like it. I was very reluctant and hesitant about getting vaccinated. Me too. But obviously, Disney made it very, very clear. You know, you want to work here in these corridors. Exactly. You need to do that, right? That's exactly with me. That's right. Here's where I held it against Kyrie. It had nothing to do with being vaccinated or being unvaccinated in my mind. What bothered me is that you are a superstar.
On a team that is a championship contender and everybody is there because of you. Kevin Durant is in Brooklyn because of you. James Harden at the time was in Brooklyn because of you. Everybody's there. It's still his body. I understand that. But I understand that. All I'm saying to you is you're right. But but I'm thinking about it from a competitive perspective. A lot of dudes in the NBA didn't want to do it.
But you're playing for a championship. Okay, but you can pile up a mountain of... Right, there is a mountain over there of reasons why it's like... That's all it was to me. But there's no going back from your body. It's your body. It's inside your body. And look, if I really thought...
First of all, everything in medicine is playing the odds. Right. Because we just don't know that much. I agree. Even though they think they do. Yeah, they think they do. So since we're playing the odds, I played them with this vaccine. Okay. Because nobody can realistically look you in the eye and say we are a million percent sure. There's just no doubt that no harm can come.
And I'm talking about down the road. And there have been, of course, there have been many people who have had a reaction. All medicines have a reaction. I don't hold that against vaccines. We know that about all drugs. Me too. I hold against the people who pretend that we can't even talk about that, but we can. And I know anecdotally we all know people who got the vaccine and had some reaction, some
Some minor, some not so minor. Most people did not, and that's the way vaccines work. It's just more proof to me that our bodies are all individual. Some people it does have an effect on and does weird things. Most people it doesn't. Okay, that's fine. If I didn't think, if I thought it was like really deleterious and my body couldn't withstand it or 20 years from now my gallbladder is going to fall out of my ass because of this, I wouldn't have done it. But...
You can't ever tell me that there's not some chance of that. And I especially mean the down the road stuff. That was always my thing with vaccines. Down the road. Yes, I know they work at the time, mostly, not always, but yes, they do what they're supposed to do. Lots of drugs do what they're supposed to do. Antibiotics do what they're supposed to do. They also have a very deleterious effect on you. Chemotherapy works. So I'm just saying in 25 years, that vaccine that's in your body
In confluence with the million other things that we don't know, how many x-rays you had, what do you eat, how many metals are in your body. Right. All these things could have a, we just don't know this. Cool. So I don't want to get cancer in 20 years. I didn't want to get COVID, but I would have rather have taken, my choice would have been rather to have risked COVID.
With this pathogen, another one that was more dangerous, I'd make a different decision. Versus, I don't know, I'm trying to keep myself as pure as I can for the cancer argument. Well, let me look at it this way. Let me retort with that. First of all, if Bill Maher says that, Bill Maher, and says he's looking things up and he's researching stuff and what have you, chances are people are going to believe you.
A lot of times these athletes say, let me take some time. Let me do my research. You ain't doing no damn bit of research. You're lying your ass off. That's number one. So let's get that out the way. Let's get that out the way. You're lying your ass off. Okay, that's number one. Number two, I brought up the championship. Nobody ever checks you off. I brought up the championship element. That's number two because that's a big deal with me because 99% of the league is taking it and they vibe for the championship and you got one of the best teams in the league and they've assembled themselves in Brooklyn because of it.
because of you and they signed up for it, then that's something that you need to consider. That's just me. Number three, I had COVID. I was double vaccinated. I hadn't taken the booster shot yet. Damn thing almost killed me because I had an endoscopy prior to
the acquiring COVID, I had double pneumonia. I'm in the hospital New Year's Eve. It's 90 minutes before the ball drop and the doctor's looking at me and saying, we're going to try this steroid with this antibiotic. If this doesn't work, we're going to have to call your family. We're probably going to have to put you on the respirator. You're in pretty damn bad shape. It was that bad. Okay. So I'm very, I understand where everybody's coming from and I get all of that. But I also say this to you, when it comes to professional athletes,
You know how much stuff gets put in their body that they have no damn clue whatsoever what it is? Not all of them, but yes. You're talking about pain? It could be medication. It could be, I mean, when you think about the anti-inflammatories they put in their body. Do you really think that Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and I could name a lot of other guys, maybe not the majority of the league, and the people who don't have the...
you know, the power to get what they want. But guys like that don't put anything in their body. I feel you. I feel you. There's exceptions. Yes. But there's exceptions. Those are the exceptions. I'm talking about the rule. And I'm saying to you, you got a lot of cats...
They're not doing that, Bill. And they get surgery. They go to a hospital for special surgery, for example, in New York or whatever, and they've had these surgeries. You're asking a doctor about the anesthesia they gave you. You're asking them about the medication specifically that they've given you. Chances are, no, you're deferring to the expertise of the doctor before you make your decision. Which is exactly the approach I do not endorse. Got it. Because...
Right off the bat, what do they always say? Get a second opinion. So I'm relying on a man who, another man who has the same medical degree. What if you went and got a second or third opinion, Bill, and all three said the same thing? What are you going to do then? If all three said the same thing, that would be great because then it wouldn't be an issue. There would have to be three different doctors, not like all from the same office, who think the same way. I would not want to be the victim of...
groupthink, but doctors vary greatly. Now, they don't speak out because in this country you're only allowed the one true opinion, especially about medicine. They will literally throw you off Twitter and shit. That's totally true. For things that, you know, like doubting whether masks are...
effective. It's like, are you kidding? Not only should we be able to say it, it's true they're not mostly effective, not the cloth ones and blah, blah, blah. There's definitely some manipulation that's going on in that regard and stripping of free speech. I definitely am with you with that. What you're describing where somebody is like, well, I'm just going to put myself in the hands of the guy in the white coat. He knows everything. He's my doctor. I like him. Okay, good luck with that. That's not the way I want to handle it. I want to hear a lot of different opinions or at least a few.
Well, I always want to hear a lot of opinions. What I'm saying to you is that every damn place I turned, they were telling me the same thing. Vaccination, vaccination, vaccination. I was here and I saw people on TV that were saying something different. But when I went into actual doctor's offices from C to Sinai in L.A., the H.S.S. in New York to my personal doctor, what have you in Long Island, I'm telling you, they were all saying the same thing.
And so ultimately, you get to a point where you're like, okay, what does this have to make? But think about this. I mean, you said you got it after two vaccinations. Two, yeah. So I'm not saying that it didn't work, the vaccine. Neither do I. I'm not saying that. I don't know. Well, obviously, it didn't work on you. Right. Well, let me tell you what they said to me. What they said to me was. You both got it and got it back. You're a liar.
Because you were vaccinated. That's what they told me. Okay. I didn't know that. Okay, first of all, we don't know that. I agree. Maybe you would have had, not likely, but yes, possibly, you would have had
A better chance without it because possibly you're a kind of a person where you're a natural immune system or this vaccine didn't agree with you in some way. And I think it's actually to be first in that because I was opened up once I got COVID. I think that's what compromised. Yeah, of course. I mean, you know, health is always, you know, the reason why holistic is a meaningful term is because.
If you think that you can compartmentalize the human body, which is what we do, specialists, the kidney specialist and this specialist, but the body works in concert. All of it is coming into effect with all of the other parts of the body. So you can't, it's misleading and it's not accurate. What I want to make sure you understand is that I'm acknowledging I don't know. But what I'm saying is that I don't know.
And yet I'm here in this situation. On one hand, they're telling me
Because I was vaccinated, that's why I'm alive. And in my mind, a part of me is saying, well, damn it, I was double vaccinated. I should have never gotten the damn thing. And certainly should not have gotten it bad. So it's like it's so self-serving and it's so in the bubble. Like we're not going to examine what the other possibility is. We're just going to keep doubling down on our story, which is the vaccine is the only way for everyone. No questions asked. So if you get a horrible case.
It would have been worse without it. Maybe. Can I ask you a question? Maybe and maybe not. When you say it's their story, I don't know whose story. They don't know. Whose story? When you say it's their story, that's the narrative. I'm talking about the Western medical establishment. Got it.
Got it. The Dr. Fauci's of the world, an honorable man, a smart man, not a bad man, but a bureaucrat for many, many years. And, you know, groupthink, it's out there, man. It infects everybody. Medicine is trendy medicine.
Like everything else. Yeah. You remember in the 80s when they were saying carbo up? It was like loading, carbo loading. Everyone was eating carbs all the time. It's ridiculous. We would never do that. Yeah. We dare do that now. It's crazy. We dare do that now. But like you talked about it. You said group think.
And the bottom line is the reason why you're so popular is because you think for you. And so what happens is, is that whether I agree or disagree, when you say something, I'm opening up, I'm researching, I'm thinking because I'm thinking about what you said, because I know your thoughts are not bought and paid for. Unfortunately, we don't know where the hell it turned. And I feel the exact same way about you. Thank you. That's why I watch you. Yeah.
Because, like, sometimes, I mean, I certainly am a red-blooded American heterosexual. Yes, I am. Me, I am saying. I was raised on football and baseball and basketball. Not hockey. That's not American. Only thing I know about hockey is that the puck is black and that it's cold in each arena. I don't know a damn thing else about hockey. Really? But I keep promising the commissioner, Gary Bevin, I'm going to go to a game with him.
So you can keep your job and not know shit about hockey? Hell yes. That's bullshit. Oh, wait a minute. See, that's the problem. That's gangster. You got too many damn people lying about what the hell they know and they don't know. I don't do that. I don't know hockey and I don't know NASCAR.
Period. Right. And I'm not interested. I've given you props for that. I'm not doing it. Usually, I would think if I went in for a job or anybody in sports, and they would say, oh, so obviously you know about all the things we cover. Which, I mean, you'd have to know. And all these other guys, I think, they know about women's softball. They know about all this shit. Please. No. I couldn't tell you a softball player in America right now. No.
All right. And it wasn't up until a few years ago that I could tell you NWNBA players, but I'm proud of what they're doing. I just didn't know. I didn't know. Right. Right. And that's your right. Yeah. You know, it's entertainment. Well, they're not coming to me looking for me to talk about sports is entertainment. I know what I know who my audience is and what they're looking for from me. And I give them that.
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Hi, it's me, Bill, the guy from the podcast you're currently watching. Just want to let you know that I will be performing at the Hulu Theater at Madison Square Garden in New York, November 12th. Go to NewYorkComedyFestival.com for tickets. That's NYComedyFestival.com for tickets. You might find this amusing. Bob Costas and I always had this running...
about steroids. Okay. I'm on them, he's not. No, right? No. No. That's a lie. No. But go ahead. No. You know, he's the purest and, you know, I mean, I love him. We're good friends and I think he's a... He's one of the greatest efforts. One of the greatest efforts. One of the greatest efforts. I'm so glad to hear you say that. I mean, you just can't, you just got to give it up for him. He's an idol. And I still watch him do games. Yeah. Yeah.
You know, he still does games unlike the Major League Baseball. He deserves it. He should be doing it until he's ready to drive. Right. Because he's that good. And he does it on a level. I mean, I think the broadcast partner doesn't understand half the references he's making. You know, he does a much more erudite calling of a game with jokes and witticisms. It's dry and never losing track of the game. But, okay, so...
My point of view, especially during when the steroid thing, you know, Mark McGuire and, you know, Bob was like cheating and I get that and it's cheating. My point of view was...
First of all, it's entertainment, you know, to see a guy jacked up and launch one into a road, triple Z, next to the Levitra sign. That's right. It's fantastic. Went to the pond like Barry Bonds was doing for years. Yes. One of my favorite sports quotes, Barry Bonds, can I just be good? Yeah.
Can I just? And he was. That's your favorite quote. My favorite quote from him is, you still coming to see the show? That was my favorite quote from him. I love Barry Bones. And he would stop with the asterisks. I saw him at the NBA finals, Golden State, Boston. And I walked right up to him. He saw me. We had never met. Gave me a big hug. I hugged him back. He had people like, he's a cheater. And first words out of my mouth was, kiss my ass.
I want to hear that. I said, this man was walking into the Hall of Fame before steroids ever became an issue. He was better than Maguire. He was better than Sosa. He was better than them all. And you guys, because they in 98 was trying to resurrect baseball because the World Series had been canceled in 1994 and the fans were reluctant to come back to the sport. Y'all rode their coattails.
received all of that money, all the ratings, all the popularity, okay, then you want to bring up steroids after they deliver all of this for y'all. Barry Bonds said, oh, that's what we're doing because I'm better than them now. But because they smacking home runs, you think they're better than me? Well, let me show you what I can do. And the brother went out there and was smacking home runs all over the place, and y'all want to condemn him. But you didn't get back the money.
You didn't give back the ratings. You didn't give back the revenue that the ratings generated. You didn't do any of that. But you want to put an asterisk next to his name and then keep him out of the Hall of Fame and act like he never existed. But you didn't give any of that money back. I'm going to repeat myself. They can kiss my ass. I don't want to hear that. Barry Bonds is one of the greatest ever. Ever. Ever. I would say that in his, you know, athletes usually have a high noon from about 27 to 32. Mm-hmm.
I think his was a little later because I think he peaked a little later. Not that he was a seven-time MVP, right? I mean, okay, it's amazing. He was sensational. I know. But when he was at his prime, which I think went later into the 30s, I don't think there ever has been a hitter as dangerous. Never. Like, right. Listen, let me give you a piece of evidence. Sports. Something came out called the Mitchell Report.
where they had all these guys that supposedly used performance-enhancing drugs. A, Barry Bonds was not on that list of the Mitchell Report. B, 103 names were on the report. C,
None of them hit 73 home runs in the season. Well, I mean, we're not pretending he wasn't on steroids. That's right. I know that. You could see him, how skinny he was. Right. And then, you know, one year he came into camp, he was a lot heavier, and he said, you know, I'm out of shape. But who puts on weight in the mandible? That's right. How about that? How about that? You're absolutely right. But I'm just saying. Okay. That's 103 names.
All I'm saying is none of them hit 73 home runs. They couldn't touch them. Here's my point. Here was my steroid argument with Bob Costas. My side of it was, okay, it's cheating, but there were things in every era that players did. First of all, you can't compare them to players of any other era. I mean, in this era, they used steroids, and that jacked up their numbers.
I think that if I had to choose between that or playing where the players only had like literally a mitt. I mean, it was called a mitt because it wasn't a big basket glove. That's right. That's how Babe Ruth hit .342 lifetime. And he wasn't playing against black players. And that was my next one. He wasn't playing against black players. No night games. No jet lag. No relief pitchers. I mean, the game...
And because people change so much that you just can't. And so steroids was, I mean, Willie Mays was on the juice. It was the green juice that they drank, which was like speed, basically. I don't mind an asterisk next to any name because what you're saying with the asterisk is that there's a story to be told here. We're going to tell it.
What offends me is that you keep them out and try to act like they never existed. And you want society to forget what they brought to the table and how people reap the benefits of their exploits. That insults me. Yeah, that is just wrong. And I hate the fact that baseball gets away with doing that.
I would even say Pete Rose. I agree. It's been a long time. Yes, it's the ultimate sin. He bet on baseball. But I don't think he bet against his team. So there is a ring of hell that is closer to the fire, which is betting, but against your own team. That would be a traitor. Two things. Not only did he not bet against himself, there was never proof that he bet as a player.
He bet as a manager. Manager, yeah. And he bet to win. Yeah. And I'm saying, all-time hits leader, 44-game hit streak. Of course. All the stuff that he brought to the table. All-time hits. All the great that he brought. It's a game about two things. Pitching and hits. That's right. And he's got one of them. All the things that he did for the sport. Yeah. And you want to... You want the world to forget him. You know... It's not right. How about just... It's not right. Fuck, they pardoned Nixon. You know? Yeah. How about just saying... That's right. It's been...
How 40 years or whatever before he croaks, let's fucking give him, you know. And. Yeah. I totally agree with you. We agree with it. We agree totally. On a lot of things. Yes. I wouldn't watch it if I really. I don't want to turn the TV and get mad. But I got to. Oh, I have a question I want to ask you. Sure. So why do you think this? I thought of this when we were talking medical.
actually, but I want to ask. Sure. Why do you think bodies, athletes' bodies, are so much more fragile today when supposedly we're healthier? Again, I don't want to make everything about Western medicine. Yes. But, like, we're supposedly so healthy, and yet pitchers used to pitch complete games without breaking down. Mm-hmm. Warren Spahn and Juan Marichal...
Bob Gibson. Or maybe it was Bob Gibson. Yeah, might have been. Maybe it was Gibson and one of those dudes, definitely it was Juan Maris, yeah. Okay. Pitched a, it was no score after 15 innings. Both starters were still in. Wow.
Mean that is just so unthinkable. Yeah, I mean Christy Mathewson in the 1905 World Series. Yeah, I'm getting this because I'm friends with George will school So George was in the story and everything about everything. No greater authority. Absolutely amazing. No dispute here, but Christy Mathewson pitched In the World Series pitched three times each on one day rest all shutouts
I just, and these guys, nobody goes nine innings. It's very rare. And they're always hurt. Yeah. How do you explain that we're supposedly healthier in the modern era and yet? Well, here's the thing. So advanced technology, you put stuff in your body, A, that strengthens you but also shields you from the level of attrition. This is just me speculating. The level of attrition is,
that athletes were once subjected to. So in other words, it's like a boxer that never stepped into the ring. If you step into the ring and you're practicing your craft and you get knocked upside your head, you get used to it. Now, too much of it, you'll be walking around like a vegetable eventually, but you get used to it. The point is you've never had to subject yourself to what the previous generation of players had to subject themselves to. So once your body encounters that,
You don't know how to handle it. But here's the biggest thing, in my opinion. Here's the biggest thing, in my opinion. It's not that injuries didn't happen back in the day. They played through it because they had to make money.
They have to continue playing. These dudes are getting eight, nine-figure salaries. And so guess what? It's guaranteed. You can sit out. The money is still coming. And you want to sit out to ensure that you get a new contract that's going to pay you even more to last longer. Some of it they just couldn't play through. Right. Some of it. Some of it. Right. Yes. So you're saying it's a mental thing. You're saying they were just tougher and there was like rub dirt on it to get out there. Well, it's not just that. It was more on the line. They had second jobs. Right.
But so you're saying. Was it the only source of income? But if Max Scherzer pitched three games, three complete games with one day rest between each, he would have a dead arm. Yes, that's true. OK. But apparently these dudes didn't. How do you explain that? I can't. I know it's a mystery. I can't. But I will tell you this. Even though you're right about the analogy you provided.
They wouldn't need a full four days off and pitching every five days if they had to pay. They had to play for that check and they would have to go out and get a second job when the season was over. The money encourages them to wait until they get to 100 percent or close to it, because you have to understand these guys sign a contract and build the first thing they're thinking about is the next contract.
How do I make sure that I position myself to get more of this paper before I walk away? I'm not blaming them, but I'm just saying that's what it is. No, I know. That's what it is. Well, I can't sign on to that. There's something physical. Yeah. Yeah, I think you're underplaying the physical. There's something actually physically different, and it could be the food we eat. Who the fuck knows? That's always it. That's always it. The sugar. Yeah.
Sure, I'm guilty of that. The sugar and everything else, I mean, we've got no doubt. And again, it's just these, I always say if I ever... The meat, what they put in the meat. If I ever write a book about medicine, I'm not going to. But it would be called, now you tell me. Because they're constantly... So what's so new? Not knowing something, giving you no information or bad information, and then telling you. And so do I think we will someday...
Get the answer, yes I do, of why the athletes today are so much more frail. And it'll have something to do with things we do to ourselves today that they didn't back then. It could be metals in our body, mercury. Well remember what your man Chris Rock once said, the money's in the medicine.
Right. So that too. And then what happens is you feel pain. You feel discomfort. You go to those Western doctors that they tell you about. Did you allude to that? And they tell you, you need rest. You need this surgery, surgery, surgical procedure. You need this medicine. And you listen, because what you're after is longevity to position yourself to get more paper. That's how I view it. That's not the entirety of the answer, but that's how I view it. Yeah.
Oh, no, I think it's... I mean, when you think about... I'm going to get some more of this Hennessy. Please do. Yes. When you think about what ice... I'm good. When you think about, like...
what people used to work for. I remember when I was in high school and Ollie Frazier was on the cover of Time magazine. We got Time magazine in my house. It's a big splurge. It's probably 95 cents a copy or something. And it was, I think the cover was the $3 million fighters because they were sharing a purse of 3 million, which was like
1971, 1974. Yes, I think it was 71. Wasn't that Ali Frazier? And I'm guessing you're a big Ali fan? Yes, my all-time idol. Well, I have quibbles, I must tell you. Say what? I have quibbles, I must tell you. Okay. And by the way, when I was like a kid, I thought he was awesome also. And he is. I mean, he's like maybe the most charismatic athlete, if not human. Right. But...
One, did not like the way he treated Joe Frazier. I agree. That was gross. I agree. I'm friends with his daughter, Leila Ali, and we've never talked about it, but that was the one issue that I had with him. As a black man, on one hand, you absolutely positively idolized him because he was willing to take a stand.
and fight for what he believed was right and fight against the system, which is something we always appreciate. On the other hand, Joe Frazier was a black man too. And to ridicule him that way, it was tough. Especially after when Ali wasn't working, Joe Frazier lent him money. Yes.
I mean, it was, yeah. Offered him money, yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. The other thing, I mean, you mentioned stood up. Yes, he did. And I remember, you know, as a liberal kid in New Jersey and like, we were like, yes, he's the hero. He wouldn't go to the war. I also, in later years, could imagine a soldier in Vietnam in the rice paddy with the bullet whizzing past his head thinking, wait, he's the brave one? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I feel you. I could see a guy thinking that. But...
They would be... Not that they would ever... You don't ever want to call a soldier, particularly a soldier serving our country, wrong, but what you want to say is this. He was saying they shouldn't be over there. You know, like, no Viet Cong never called me, so he was saying that. It wasn't like he was saying, I'm not going to hell with y'all. He was saying they shouldn't be over there either. You're doing stuff right here in this country that's egregious. But it had the added virtue of not actually having to go to Vietnam. That's true. Which...
I can't deny, I could see, if I was him in that, if I was a great boxer in that position, it's ridiculous. But I could see my Machiavelli in mind thinking, oh, I can kill two birds with one stone here. And one of these birds is not going to Vietnam. That's right. Hell no. Hell no. It's a...
Look, I think it's smart, letting yourself get sent to Vietnam. Well, let's call it what it is. I mean, listen, I was born in 1967. And so when you think about certain things, particularly as it pertains to our government, on one hand, you want to revere, celebrate, and show appreciation for Vietnam.
Our soldiers are men and women who go and fight on our behalf. On the other hand, you look at our country and you look at the nation's capital and politicians who are making this decision and none of them deserve to be trusted. None of them. And they're the ones making these decisions.
about what we're going to do, how we're going to do it, when we're going to do it, etc., etc. And that was back in the day when there was some level of civility and you thought you could find compromise. Not when everybody is saying that I'm on the right side or I'm on the left side. And so you're going with this side because it's the left and that's the way you're supposed to be. But you're going on this side because it's the right side and that's the way you're going to be. And the other bullshit that's associated with it is what's disgusting most because
There's no way on earth that you agree with everything. You can run across people who are like minded and they don't agree on everything. But they've tried to convince us because of this two party system we're dealing with that you're either on the right or you're on the left. And you can't be independent, as I would tell it, as I would applaud you for being independent. Listen, I know you're liberal. I know that. But I can't emphasize enough how much I applaud you.
the things that you say when you call out either side. Because the fact of the matter is, in this day and age, when you look at all of these channels, Bill Maher could make a legitimate argument that
You're worthy of more trust than almost anybody on television. I second that opinion. When it comes to politics. Absolutely. Yeah. You're actually worthy. I mean, you're totally right about... Because you'll call them both out. Yes. And I'll just say what's real. I mean, that's my brand. That's what I'm selling.
But I know from politicians who come on the show, I mean, whenever they present me in a staff meeting with upcoming guests, if I can yay or nay it, always, anyone who's a sitting politician is always an eye roll for me. Wow. And sometimes we have them. Why? Because...
Because being a sitting politician, you're going to be talking points full of shit. Not necessarily full of shit, but you just stick to your story. You're not having the... They're not talking like we're talking. Right. We're just fucking talking. Absolutely. That's... Okay. And we don't have to worry about votes anymore.
We don't have to worry about remaining in office. We don't have to worry about catering to our constituents. We're two guys sitting in a nightclub. Okay, we're in the VIP. We're in Club Random. We're drinking. We're smoking. That's right. You're smoking, but I got you. Okay, this is the opposite of what you're going to get from a politician. I get it. They're there not for me. They're there for them. That's why they don't even...
half the time try to answer the question. The first thing they learn is don't answer the question. Say what you want to say. Exactly. So that's not fun for me. Right. You know, it's fucking without a dick. It just sucks. Well, I wouldn't know that. No. I wouldn't know what that's like. I don't even know what that means, but it doesn't sound good. Okay? Right. So, you know...
The second they're out of office or retiring, suddenly they're 50% better. And here's the thing. Not completely better. I think you and I have this in common. You have your show, and because of your show and what it's branded on, you may elect to interview them. Fine. I do. Right. Fine. I'm the kind of guy...
I don't want to talk to him. If your ass was lying in office for four years, eight years, 12 years, 20 years, however the hell long you was in office, I don't want to hear. And by the way, my position isn't consistent because doing sports, right? You've got people who want to be in television. And you know what I say to them?
Your ass was quiet all of those years. You never had a damn thing to say. Why the hell should I want you on TV now? No. When you had an opportunity to be substantive and say some say some stuff while you were in a position to resonate, you passed.
So don't come to me now wanting to be on TV when you had nothing to say before. That's a big deal of me. That's just me. I don't know. I mean, again, you might be a little different. I get it. I respect it. But that's just me. No, I'm. That's just me. I am you. Yeah. You know, I mean, I got my show first. I'm Spartacus. You're Spartacus. We're Spartacus. I got my show first take on ESPN every weekday morning. I'm like this. Right. No, they ain't coming on. Hell no. They ain't coming on.
They ain't say shit before. And you're not learning about hockey. No, that will not happen. No, I'm telling you. That will not happen. That, I knew you... That will not happen. I love Gary Bettman. I'm going to go to a game. You are... And when there's issues, that's different. But damn it, I ain't discussing no X's and O's with hockey. You are... I don't know anything. You are a bad man. Yes, sir. For doing that. Yeah. Really. Yeah. I'm not lying. It's a very...
studly move to not learn about hockey. It really is. The puck is black. I think you should get the NAACP men's year award for not learning about hockey. NASCAR 2 now. NASCAR 2. I'm like, who the hell is it? Who the hell is the black driver? Who is he? You know,
There should be an award at the, what's the other big award show that's, Essence? The Essence. The Essence. The Essence. Yes, Essence Awards, Essby Awards. Well, Essby Sports. Yes. But I'm talking about the award for not learning about stupid white shit. That would be the Essence. That would be the Essence. Right. You know what I'm saying? Yes. BET Awards, yeah, all that. No, you just...
And what do you think, where do you, I hate to sound so trite, but like, you're doing a podcast now. Yes. That's not sports. That's right. You're obviously a guy who can talk about anything. And you do, and you know, the way you even, sports, you know.
Abuts. Like that punter. No, sports abuts politics all the time because sports issues become political. Yeah. Look at the vaccine in Kyrie Irving. I mean, they can't race racial issues. I mean, you can't avoid it. No, you can't. So you're kind of a political commentator already if you're a thoughtful sportscaster. Howard Cosell was? That was my idol. Him, Bob Costas, and Brian Gumbel.
I got to tell you, I had this thing I came across that I obviously pulled out of TV Guide in 1971. All right. And it was an ad for ABC, local TV. This was TV Guide. I guess it's the New York area, so this is Jersey. So it was...
the team, the ABC sports team, right? And it was Kosel and two other guys. Dan Dadoff. Yeah. I don't know who the... And it said...
I guess the other two guys were former players. Yes, they were. And it said two guys... Frank Gifford and Dan Ditto, I believe. Two guys who made it because they played ball, and one guy because he never played ball. That's right. Howard Cosell. That's correct. And I framed it and gave it to Bob Costas. Wow. And I regret it every day. So I'll never get another one. Yeah. Now, I thought he, you know... Well, let me tell you something. Bob Costas is an authoritarian, and he is a guy that...
is one of the most brilliant broadcasters that has ever graced this business. There is nothing, I repeat, nothing when it comes to sports that he cannot do. No. He is absolutely phenomenal, and he was one of the people that set the standards. The shit you'd have to learn if you did the Olympics. I mean, can you imagine the...
I'm guessing. I've covered the Olympics. I covered the Olympics in 2000 in Sydney, Australia, and 2004 in Athens, Greece. And I never want to go back. And I've never been back. It's a nightmare because I didn't have the television rights. So I'm sitting 20 minutes away, 20 feet away from the athletes with a tape recorder sticking my arm out trying to ask a question. I'm never going back. No, I should be a more patriotic Olympic watcher than I am, honestly.
I don't watch the Olympics. I know there's some great stuff. Watch moments. Somebody should, and probably has, put together a, you know, make a two-hour documentary on every Olympics. I would totally watch that. We boiled it down to two hours of great stuff. That's right.
But to have it on all day for two weeks long, you want to hear the big name and you want to see the actual event. Here's what it is. Let's say, for example, there's a swimming event or even if there's a bobsled event or if there's a track event or whatever. What you do is you turn it on right at the moment that event is coming on.
keep it on there for two, three minutes and turn the damn channel and get back to doing what you were doing. Unless it's a basketball game or whatever. Boxing is an absolute joke in the Olympic competition. Too much work. Also, too much backstories. Yes. You know, he was mauled by a bear in Kyrgyzstan. I don't care. And now, you know, his brother is his biggest fan. Yes, we agree. Very nice. Married their sister. You know, it's just... I want to get back to what you said, though, about...
political commentary because I got a confession to make to you right here. Your show, Real Time with Bill Maher, is the one show in my entire career I've never wanted to get invited on because I was scared to death. Because I was like this, I don't... We've invited you many times. That's how I know that's true. Let me tell you something. I mean, I would come on now that I'm sitting across from you, but I'm just saying for you,
I know you know what the hell you're talking about and you're not about the BS. And so for me, I know what might be going on in the moment. I know what I read. I have a perspective. But I never, ever, ever try to come off as an aficionado. I know basketball. I know boxing. I know sports. I know what I'm reading, but I don't know.
And so that's a big thing to me. Well, I mean, I think you're, first of all, selling yourself a little short. Okay. But it's better than being arrogant. And also, like, it doesn't have to be, you know...
We've always wanted you to come on in the beginning, which is a one-on-one thing, and especially when it was in your wheelhouse. Because there are these sports issues that are very prevalent in society in general. I mean, look how much Jackie Robinson used the paramount example of sports changing society. But you're related to everything, and that's the important point. If you're talking, we just finished talking about Kyrie Irving.
That wasn't about sports. That was about a sports figure involved in a very real life issue. And that's what you do. And so for me, it's like it's going to do it. Well, we're just I'm going to do it. But I tell you, I tell you, it's just what I do, especially while I'm happy. I got a podcast is because I got my opinions and I'll express it. I'll do my interviews. But to me, my gift, one of my gifts has always been.
This is who you should listen to. That's who you should listen to. That's who you should listen to. It's about pointing people in the direction where they can get real substantive information.
And that's where, to me, because a lot of people, when you work in nine to five or whatever it is, like most of the world is doing there on their grind, they're just trying to survive. They don't know where to go. Right. They don't know where to go. And so when the fact that there's a younger demographic, for example, that gravitates to me, that 18 to 34, that 25 to 49 demographic, a lot of times I'll tell them, did you see final? Did you see? Did you see?
You know, new rules with Bill Maher. Did you see Wolf Blitzen, what he said? Did you see? And yes, I will say, did you see a Sean Hannity or somebody and what they say? I go back and forth, back and forth. Right. Just to let people get both sides and let them know, all right, here's where you go to get that perspective. That's just me. I always like it when you give the younger generations who are acting a little fragile no quarter. None. That's one thing that really...
- Yeah. - It attracts me to your commentaries on stuff. - Right. - Like-- - It's the real world. - Well, like, after a foul shot, we always have to hit everybody's hand. - And why?
Even when you miss? Yeah. I think if you miss... What am I slapping your hand for? God damn it, you missed. Congratulations. You missed. Especially in crunch time. We need you to hit these damn free throws. Right. I'm not patting you on the back. Damn it, make the shot. It's obviously such a chore for all of them, too. They just seem to do it ritually. Yes. Like, okay, if I don't...
Phil will be hurt by it. What the fuck is it? And then you're sensitive to the crowd. They're booing. I mean, we go out there and we work as hard as we can. God damn it, you're getting paid 35 million pounds. We ain't trying to hear that. Get it done. That generation needs such constant reinforcement. That's what that says to me. That's the way they were raised. Hey, hi,
five, you just missed a foul shot. Try another one. If you miss it, we'll high five you. You know what? You're right. And I wouldn't have as nearly... I don't blame you for laughing because you're right. I wouldn't have nearly as much of a problem with it if the real world was like that.
But the fact of the matter is, is when you get away from your cocoon where y'all are doing that in your respective profession in the moment and you go out there in the streets or you go out there in corporate America or you go out there in the real world, that is not what's going to happen. So why are we encouraging what is just phoniness as far as I'm concerned? I don't think it's the right way to go. You know what the answer to that is or the.
I shouldn't say answer. That's misleading. The response. Yeah. I don't know which is right because I've made the same point that it's not going to be like that in the real world. Right. And then I've heard people say, except that generation, they're changing that world. Yes. It becomes their world. Right. Like a good example of that would be returning to work, you know.
They don't want to do it. Right. They like staying at home in their pajamas. They're fucked up, the kids. Okay. That's not the real world. But if they, in mass, refuse to go back to the office, which is happening in some places, corporations have no choice but to, what, are they going to fire everybody? Yeah. You can let their ass go and get people who want to come into work and earn some money. Yes, you can. But can you if the entire generation is like that?
Maybe you can. I don't think that the entire generation is going to be like that because I think people live in the moment and the potential cost to them at that time. Some there's going to always be division. There's some people going to accept that some people are not. And by the way, who the hell said that you have to like everything your bosses want?
But listen, I've been very blessed and fortunate. You think I like everything my bosses want from me? Did I like everything my bosses request from me? Hell, half the time it get on my damn nerves sometimes. But it's the job. And if I signed up to do the job, I got an obligation to deliver what they asked me to. Well, I mean, in all fairness, A, you're paid a lot and it's a fun job. Now. So like the combination of money and fun,
Most people would be more than happy, and that's why most people want to be influencers or some shit like that. I mean, there's like a staggering number of people under 30 when asked the question, what do you want to be when you grow up? Influencer. In other words, I just want everyone to look at me like me and want to do the things I do and wear the things I wear. What a great job. But don't you get annoyed at people who look at you and what you accomplished, right?
and pay no attention to what it took to get you there. You ain't lazy. No. You didn't sit up there and just pop up on the screen and all of a sudden, you know, you Bill Maher. Hell no. You had to be on your grind. You had to put in that work. And every star that I've known...
has had to put in work. And so for me, one of the things, I got this little pet peeve and I had this discussion with Dwayne Wade one day. You might want to talk to him. He's a real interesting guest. I love him. He's a good dude. Flash. He's a great dude. Great dude. I had this conversation with him one day when he was on my show. And he said, you can be whatever you want to be. I said, no, the hell you can't.
You can be whatever your gifts allow you to be. Right. And only then if you put in the work. This notion that you could just wake up. Well, I aspire. Well, damn it. I want to be an NBA player. Bill, I wasn't good enough. I could ball, but not to the level these cats could ball. It was good enough to get a scholarship. It wasn't good enough to go pro. Period. Also, there's one really key thing that would preclude you from being a basketball player, no matter how good you were.
Height! How about that? How about that? Not always, though. I mean, Kyrie's a legit 6'1". You need height. Kyrie's a legit 6'1". He's spectacular. Okay. He's a superstar. But he's... 6'1 is pushing it, but doable. 5'8". I understand with six feet. 5'8 is not.
Okay. The Spud Webs of the world and others. Nate Robertson's of the world, yes. It happens for a little bit. But it's an aberration. And it's always such a liability on defense. Fair enough. That it can never last. You ain't lasting. You ain't lasting. It ain't a long, fruitful career that you're going to have. And it's been a while since we had one. I think Nate Robertson was the last one. They just gave up on the concept. For good reason. Especially now. Because the game has evolved.
where you got cats shooting threes all over the place. And guess what? If you short, it ain't like you can defend against them. So they got an open path to the basket in terms of their visual, and they're not worried about you and stuff like that. So the game has changed, and it really has hurt the shorter guy. I must confess to you, not you, but I'm using you as a connoisseur like I'm in church. I almost want to jettison basketball watching sometimes because the referee...
Because, you know, if you're invested in it, even though I fully admit watching sports is the greatest single waste of time in my life. The things I could have done, the plays I could have written. And I'm not even like a crazy sports fan, but I watch football on, you know, the days it's on, usually, at least partly, and I watch...
I try not to watch baseball until the playoffs, but the Mets, I'm very involved with them. They're going to the playoffs. They got a chance. They better win the division, otherwise they're going to lose in the postseason. They better win the division so they don't have to face the Dodgers until the NLCS. And I love the basketball playoffs. Yeah. But first of all, when you're approaching the basket, there's no amount of just running without dribbling. Right. A guy like...
10 feet from the back, he just like shuffles his feet and is traveling. But then they, like, the same thing with the strike zone. Either change the rule, it bothers my anal mind. Like, it bothers me. Either change the rule to fit what's the reality or just do that. Let me tell you something that you may have missed about the world of sports as it pertains to basketball, but I want you to pay attention to it because it's going to be very interesting and I promise you, you're going to bring this up on your show. Gambling. Gambling.
That's where the officiating has really come into play. Remember, in 2018, Supreme Court gave the okay for states to engage in sports gambling. Because of that, you have football, basketball, baseball. All of them are going to be in a position to get the piece of the action. If you know nothing else about owners, understand they're greedy. They want to get paid. They want extra revenue.
And so what happens is, is that if you're a league, how do you do that while making sure that the integrity of your sport is cemented to such a degree that you can bring gambling in and it doesn't compromise the integrity of the sport?
You do that by being stricter about the rules, which the referees have to enforce. They're not. It's the opposite. No, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. That is not true. They don't call traveling. Listen, you can say they don't call traveling, but they make a lot of calls that they didn't used to make.
And it's like, it's become, a lot of times you see these guys got about 30, 40 free throws a game. It happens. You know, the drawing fouls by pushing, by falling into somebody and all that, all that coast play.
They tried to eliminate the drawing, the offensive fouls, and they tried to eliminate that. But in the end... Come on, man. That gambling, pay attention to that. Because you talk about billions. Oh, that's so true. You talk about billions. It's billions. Well, I mean, I think...
People just don't remember a time, and I do, when there was one place in America where you could gamble. Yeah. Called Las Vegas. Yeah. I mean, when I was a kid, I think that was the only place. Yeah. Because I remember Atlantic City opened like late 70s, something like that, and that was like, oh, wow. Yeah. Now the East Coast has their version. Yeah. And, of course, it never went anywhere good. Governor Chris Christie was pushing for gambling in New Jersey. Yeah.
Roger Goodell in the NFL resisted it. And then now they realize he was right with what he was pushing for. Who was right? Christie. He was talking about. Oh, I see. Right. He was saying this is inevitable. It is. You can try to act like it isn't, but it's coming. I mean, look. So first it was just Vegas, then Atlantic City, and then like, you know, like, okay, we're on a riverboat. Right. Okay.
Like, why do we have to, like, go to this? We're on a river, so we're not breaking any, like, how does Jesus find that less horrible? I don't get it. I don't get it either. Okay, so, but then, so then there was that. And then states had lotteries, and then states, any place that was, like, economically challenged would petition, hey, if we had a casino here in the Catskills,
Let me tell you something. I don't buy that. You ever been to Atlantic City? Halloween's last time you've been to Atlantic City. No, I play it every year. Man, it's bad. I know. It's bad. I know. And all they got there is casinos. And people lose their money every day. It's so sad. It's bad. But it's so sad that, one, they could not have made it a version of Vegas. Mm-hmm.
It's not a secret sauce. You have to know how to be a showman. And Vegas does. And like nobody in Atlantic City ever even tried. Well, the thing about Atlantic City, in my opinion, is just an opinion looking on the outside in that they've never gotten about Vegas.
Vegas is not just casinos. It's a show. That's what I'm saying. It's exactly what you're saying. It's about being a show. It's a show. Exactly. They have shows just as much as they have casinos. Okay, they have the shows at the casinos. The fact is Atlantic City, when you think about it, I live an hour away from Atlantic City.
Atlantic City, when you think about Atlantic City, you think about gambling. You don't think about shows. I'm not saying shows don't exist, but you don't think about it. You think about gambling. You think about casinos. Vegas, you think Sin City. Everything goes. They got everything. But you also have in Vegas Vegas.
The wow factor. That's what they do. And to me, it's very often not a wow, but I have one to see on Cirque du Soleil shows. And I'm telling you, they're pretty wow-y. Especially the one with the water. Hey, listen to this one. And I went to Cirque du Soleil. I saw it. It was great. But here's the interesting part. Think about this.
Jerry Jones, the owner for the Dallas Cowboys, has a stadium, AT&T Stadium, that seats 100,000 plus fans. And one of the biggest jumbotrons you could ever imagine. And people have passed that up to be at a T-Mobile arena that seats about 9,000 to 12,000 people.
Think about that. What do you mean? In Vegas. In other words, you could have an event in Dallas, in Arlington, Texas. Yeah. Or you could have it in Vegas. And they have it in Vegas anyway, even though it seats ten times less. Because Cher is in Vegas. There you go. That's the whole thing. That's my point. And look, I remember that when Steve Wynn...
Oh, God, was this the Bellagio, I feel like? Did he own that? I don't know. I feel like it was that hotel, but it was definitely Steve Wynn. I met him in 2015. Steve Wynn? Yes. You know who introduced me to him? No. Donald Trump. I'm sure. I was in the restaurant. Of course. And they told me, don't leave, that Donald Trump saw me and he wanted to say hello. Yeah. And he brought Steve Wynn over to meet me. That was Donald Trump before he was president. Always charming in person. Always charming in person before he was president. No.
And probably now. I've never met him since he's been president. I mean, he's playing this character. No, I mean, he's definitely been transformed. Yes. But anyway, so Steve Wynn, remember, he had this thing for years, the great art of the world. And he spent something like probably half a billion dollars buying or at least renting on loan money.
Like the paintings that Joe Blow knows. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. Starry, starry night. You know, Vincent Van Gogh. Everything short of the Mona Lisa. Right. But things that like, you know, the average person. And it was a wow thing that wowed people. And these people didn't come. Oh, great, we're going to go to a museum. But they made a museum into a hot ticket. Wow.
Because it was like the greatest hits of art through history, you know. I'm not surprised. Yes. I'm not surprised. I love his hotel, though. That's one of my favorite places to stay, the Wynn. The Wynn. The Wynn Hotel. Not the Trump. The Trump Plaza. But the Wynn Hotel in Vegas, one of my favorite places to stay. But that's what Atlantic City never learned. They never learned to, like, make it a thing. And they also, in the bigger tragedy, they should have lifted that poor...
- Neighborhood, that city up there. - Absolutely. - And it just shows you that whoever's in office, the graft, the corruption, it's so deep that-- - Well, they don't get it. It's corruption, no question, because people go up in there and they're for themselves. First of all, let's call a couple of things. You fly into Vegas, you're in Vegas.
and you go to your respective hotel. There's a casino at every hotel, blah, blah, blah. You fly in. When you go into Atlantic City, most people ain't flying to Atlantic City. They're flying into Philadelphia. They're flying into Newark International Airport. Then you got to drive about an hour to an hour and 15 minutes to Atlantic City. They bus them into Atlantic City. They say what? They bus people into Atlantic City. Exactly. So that's problem number one. Number two. Well, problem, excuse me, that's because the population is so much bigger than what's around Vegas. What's around Vegas? Nothing. Nothing.
Nothing. You got to really go out of your way to get there. Atlantic City is feeding from Philadelphia. Yes. The Jersey suburbs. Yes. New York. I mean, you've got tens and tens and tens of millions of people. Yeah. This is a... Obviously, not a no-brainer. You're making money. Yes.
You're in a state with no state income taxes. Let's pay attention to all of that stuff. The shit matters. New Jersey has no state. No, no, no. I said Nevada. Nevada. Nevada. Right. Yes. Yes. All of these things play a role in the adage, the mantra, Sin City. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. It gives you the veneer, the impression. You can do anything here. Right. Right.
And it's all right. You go back to the real world when you finish. You know what I'm saying? Jersey don't give you that. No. I'm sure there are many people in the Midwest who, many, especially men, who think, oh,
I'm going to Vegas. I'm going to the strip club. That's exactly true. I'm going to gamble. I'm going to win some money. I'm going to give me a stripper. I'm going to get loose. And then after that, I'm going to go home like nothing happened. That's what they're thinking. That's the plan, okay? That ain't the real world, but damn it, it's a fantasy that Vegas sells very, very good. I have read that there's sexual intercourse allowed if you buy a bottle in the champagne room. Ha, ha, ha.
You know, I think they're then very disappointed. But Vegas is, I mean, I love it. I play there like six times a year. Yeah. I've been at the Mirage. I'm going to go see one of your shows. I would love to have you over. I would definitely come. You have my word. I will definitely come. My last special, Adulting, you'll laugh your ass off. Okay. That's on HBO. It was just on Netflix.
I'm sure you can find it on HBO Max. Now, I'll watch it, but I want to come to one of your shows. Absolutely. In person. I want to be there. I don't really play L.A. much, but... I'll find out the dates. I'll come to you. If you're in Vegas, especially if you're in Vegas. Let's do Vegas. I'll find you. No problem. I'll definitely come through. You'll fly out with me. Yeah, I'll definitely come through, man. It's a great deal at the Mirage. I can get you a room. Yeah.
I'm good. I'll be there. I always have. I'll be there. And it's a very quick trip. Like, I will fly Friday. No. Oh, yeah, Friday. It won't be Friday, Saturday. Yeah. Yeah, we will fly Friday night. We'll be home Saturday night after the second show. So we'll only stay over one night. Yeah. To me, that's the way to do Vegas. I love Vegas, but not.
A big dose. That's right. Not a big dose. Not at all. I like to get in and get out. Right. Get in. That's how I feel about Miami. You get in. Yes. It's spectacular. Miami's great. Miami is. Get in, get out. Miami is. Vegas, get in, get out. Vegas with a beach. That's right. But you got a lot to say, man. Is that a haunt of yours? Say what? Is that a haunt of yours, Miami, a place you... I love Miami.
Yeah, you do. It is special. Why? Because you're... I've had a lot of good times in Miami. I've had a lot of good times in Miami. Look at your face. Yeah, yeah. Miami has been very good to me. Yes. That is true. That is true. Como esta? Como esta?
So it sounds like you're not married. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Eventually it might happen. I was a guy that was on the road for 250 days out of the year. Sounds like a perfect way to be married. I didn't get married because there ain't no way in hell I'm going on my marital vows and I'm on the road for 250 throughout the year. And so I have no shame in saying that because I think that you have a lot of married people who...
violate their marital vows. And I'm proud to say that I'm not somebody that ever did that. Hey, enough about Adam Levine. Everyone's piling on. For fuck's sake, give the guy a break. I have no comment on him. I was saying this to Gene, but... Right? Daryl Hall from Hall & Oates was here a couple weeks ago. I love him. I love him. Private eyes. Private eyes, man.
One of the greatest songs ever. "Privatized"? Yeah. Yeah. One of my favorite songs ever. Amazing record. Absolutely. But I asked him about, you know, it must be so hard to be a rock star and be faithful, and he just went, "Impossible." Yeah.
Yeah. But, you know, people it's like it's not popular for people to say that. And it's like, right. Well, wait a minute. You know, I'm 54. So my attitude is different now. But when I was younger and on a roll 200 to 250 days out of the year, it was a different animal. And it wasn't even about, oh, you with this one, this one, that one. It was about you knew you wanted to be.
And you knew that you would if you had the opportunity to. So why would you go and get married and commit to somebody knowing that your mind was someplace else? No matter what you did or didn't do, your mind was elsewhere. And a lot of times you see America tries to teach folks, well, you know, do this because this is the right thing to do. Was it right to lie? Is it right to cheat? Is it is it is it right to violate vows that you made? Shut the hell up. If you say you are.
I mean if you not you not I mean if you you only had to be a whole if you aspire to be a hoe you don't need to be married and so I mean it's really it's really that simple but once you become a dad which I am and you know things change right yes I never did that either but that's the that was my main reason why I never got married was like I just can't ever look someone in the eye and
at some point and honestly say, you are the only person I ever want to fuck for the rest of my life. It's just... It's hard. It's hard to say that. I mean, damn it. To be honest, it's hard. It's just hard, man. I mean, we do it. We try. We try to do it, but damn it, it ain't easy. Okay, so let's break this down. If you can't honestly say that, but you can't, and then if you're in a relationship, you are there...
Just as Sherlock Holmes would say eliminate the impossible and I mean the improbable what's left is the truth You have to lie. Let me say after a lot I do because you can't say to somebody if you're gonna get married you have to lie, right? Right, that's true. You have to but I will say this to you You have to you do get older and as you get older. Here's what I would tell you It's not that you ever want to I mean, especially as men you always have an aspiration and
to go out there and damn it, sow your wild oats. Be loose. Whatever phraseology you want to use. Women are so attractive. They're just beautiful. They just are. They just are. But when you got a beautiful one, okay, and you look at yourself and you go like this. Now, here's the key. Nobody wants to ever admit this, Bill, but he stayed with me on this. You see, you're going to always have a problem when you weren't getting any.
When you were somebody that damn near struggled to buy some. OK, because people just women just didn't want you. They just didn't want you. But but but if but if you are somebody that that was not an issue, you do get to a point where you learn to value value.
That one person that's in your life, because you've been to the circus, as they say, you've done it and you can't have them all. Yeah, I've heard that forever and I don't... That doesn't stop you from wanting others. I don't get it either. Because what you're saying is there's been to the circus. I've heard that and it's like saying...
You know, you've had a lot of great meals. Right. So just stop eating. That's true. I just said that. Yeah, I had a lot of great meals, but I'm living now. Let me tell you. I'm living now. Can I speculate about you? Not on the front. No, no. Can I speculate about you and why your mentality may be different than most? Yes. I'm going to go back to health. Oh. I thought you were going back to my child. Listen to this.
You take care of yourself. You talked about obesity. You talked about people too heavy, they're unhealthy. I remember when you gave a new rules sermon on, you know, folks are not healthy. I remember that. That was a great, I mean, you were on point. You didn't say shit wrong. You didn't say shit wrong. I keep it real. I totally agree with you, right? On subjects nobody else will. That's right. So because you were pointing out how...
unhealthy we are as a society. Right. Yo, Bill, there's a whole bunch of unselfish folks, I'm sorry, unhealthy folks out here. Right. And so a lot of times we don't want to admit it. But when you want to settle down, you're looking at your own mortality.
And you're not just thinking about, damn, there's some there's a new honey I want to hook up with. You're not thinking about that. You're thinking about who's going to be there for you when you sick. Who's going to be there for you to minimize the stress because you got shit you want to do. You think about all of that. And I'm saying you, you, Bill Maher.
Because you take care of yourself, you ain't walking around, quote, unquote, unhealthy. You can afford to have a healthier attitude towards being solo. I say what you say. Yes. The sick thing is... That's my speculation. No, I think, again, not on the furniture. I think you're...
I've thought that point a lot about the sick thing. Like, that is a common thing people say to you about when they're urging you to, like, hook up with someone permanently. They're like, don't you want someone there when you're sick? And I'm like, that is the time I most want to be alone. Wow. When I'm sick...
I don't want people around when I'm sick. First of all, you can't have fun with them because you're fucking sick. Right. And you're gross and you know it. And so you're like a little self-conscious. Yeah. And like, why have someone there? I can answer that. I can answer that. You know what it is? If she there for you then...
She there for you when it counts. So you know when you better. But what is it she counts? Like, because... What I'm saying, she's going to be there for you. If she could save me from dying...
I would totally get married because like, yes, if you can... That's what nurses and doctors for? No, actually stop me from dying. That helps. Because that is what I most fear. And that is what I will be doing alone. No matter how much a woman is behind me, she can't stop me when stop that happening. I know you're interviewing me, but I got to ask you a question. I'm not interviewing anybody. We're having a conversation. We're having a conversation.
But I'm in club random. I get it. I got this question. I got this question, though. Are you scared of dying? Well, it doesn't thrill me, yes. I would say that that's one of those things I think is probably deep in our unconscious. Every once in a while, I feel like something reveals that, oh, unconsciously, yes, you're probably...
That's probably a stress point for you because, you know, I mean, it's going to happen to all of us. And I'm now in the, you know, age range where it starts to happen more. I, you know, feel exactly the same as I always have. But, you know, you're aware that your body is, you know, aging. You can't stop it. So, yeah, I mean, mortality is as heavy as it gets. I can tell you this about me.
I have no fear. I shouldn't say no. Really? I have one fear. I want my daughters. I got two daughters. I want them to grow their teenagers. I want them to grow older where they're okay. Right. That's it. Really? Outside of that, I don't care. You say that, but if you were on your deathbed. Let me tell you what I care about. I care how I die.
I don't want to be in pain. I don't want to be ravaged with cancer. I don't want to get eaten. I don't want to get eaten alive. I don't want to die, get burned alive or something like that. But I really, really, really, me personally, I'm just telling you me, I don't have any fear outside of my daughters. I have no fear. Because I'm going to say this, and I'm not somebody that cusses too much on air, but I will tell you,
I think this world is fucked up. I really, really do. I don't enjoy being a part of what I'm witnessing transpire. And so for me, personally, yeah, I'll make the most of it. I ain't going to kill myself or anything like that. But I'm telling you, if my daughters are okay and they're going to live a healthy, fruitful life and I've set them up nicely, which I believe I'm doing,
I'm good. I'm good. I don't want to... It's how I die that I'm worried about. Not dying. I'm not concerned. Well, then we're different. Yeah. Because, I mean, how I die, yes, I definitely think getting eaten alive...
Yeah, hell no. Would be better than like a long drawn out one. Did you ever see the movie Legends of the Fall? Yeah. Really? I mean, I don't remember. It was years and years and years ago. But I did watch it. One of my favorites. And Brad Pitt, spoiler alert, at the very last frame gets, you know, he gets eaten by a bear. And the Indian is like, it was a good death. That's right.
And I think that. I ain't going out like that. I don't want nothing to eat me, Bill. I don't want nothing to eat me. I'm sorry. I know. I'm sorry. I don't want any of it. I want to die peacefully. Yeah. That's it. I lived a good life. I never tried to hurt anybody. No. I told my truth.
I tried to be as fair-minded. I got into an argument with just a player today. I ain't going to say his name, but I was saying to him, you know, you disagree with something that I said, a professional athlete. I'm like, yo, I was fair. I picked up the phone. I called your ass. Right. You weren't available. Other people were. They gave me a perspective. I said it because it rhymed with what I felt, period. But...
I'm always fair. As long as I'm fair and humane, I sleep well. And I'm good. I'm really not... I'm not somebody... I don't want to live till I'm 100, 120. I find this disingenuous. I think when people...
When these people, I don't want to, when you get there, you'll want one more day. Fair. You will want one more day. Fair, fair, fair. My example is always George Harrison of the Beatles. Okay. Because he was the spiritual Beatle member. It was all about the next life and Hare Krishna. Right. Oh, my sweet Lord, I can't wait to meet you. I can't wait to meet you. Right.
Well, when he got cancer, suddenly he wanted to wait. But why, Bill? Why did he want to wait? Because we all want to live. Okay, let me ask you this question. Is it that you want to live or you're scared of what awaits you once you die? Both.
Why do I have to choose? I want to live because like, I think a lot of time I'm like, oh man, if I die, I'll miss the playoffs. Like literally, it's like I will, I could give a nice, I mean, look, I have a lucky life. We're doing a job I like and friends and blah, blah, blah. There's been bumps in the road and hurts and lots of bad shit. But generally, there's a lot of things and I love being this age.
because you're more in control, you're wiser. Right. You know, I mean, you just don't stumble over as many. So like, there's lots of things in my life that I like, you know, and some of them are very, most of them are probably, you would think one day, dinner with friends and the playoffs.
and my music and like I don't want to miss that because I can never listen to this song again. That's great. It seems very minor but I could live forever. That's cool. We brothers. We brothers but we brothers from a different mother. So let me say this to you. Well let me say this to you. Respectfully that's the white perspective. That's your perspective. Interesting. Let me give you the black perspective. World is shitty.
You constantly scratching and clawing just for equality. You think you get to equality and then the rules constantly change back to what they once were in a different way, but back to what they once were. To remind you, you ain't on an equal playing field. You still feel that way. Hell yeah. So then you go through that, right? And
One day after another after another is a constant scratching and clawing and battling. You got people now. Shit, you can bring up the Ku Klux Klan. They'll even tell you we ain't bothering those folk. Let them kill themselves. Let them call each other sellouts and coons. Let them divide each other amongst themselves. Let them figure out. Let them be as clueless as they can be about this.
What's going on? Let them kill one another Chicago st. Louis the list goes on and on let them do all of this shit Let him sounds passive. I mean what I'm saying is is that they can afford to be passive because it happens is shit is so much stuff has happened and
They looking at us and they say let them be amongst themselves. You're talking about gun violence in Chicago? Everything. Okay, but it's black-on-black violence. Right. Just like there's white-on-white violence. I know. It's like there's Latino-Latino violence. I understand that. But we're the ones that make up 13% of the population. The Census Bureau report doesn't say that we're going to be 30% of the population in 2030, like they say about the Latino community. But much higher numbers of violent crime. Right. Right.
It's a problem. And so when you think about that, I'm just making the point to say, when you talk about wanting that tomorrow, I'm not saying we don't. What I'm saying is, is that the value on life
For us, one would argue at times at the very least is a little bit less than it is for other folks because other folks see lights at the end of the tunnel. Black folks, a lot of times, more often than not always, but more often than not, we don't see light at the end of the tunnel. And as a person that's achieved a lot, that sees the light at the end of the tunnel, even I get to a point, I tell you this, and I got to confess this to you right here, right now. I'm going to say it to you on your podcast.
I write it in my book. My memoir is coming out in January, Straight Shooter. And in the book, I say, my daughters are the greatest blessing that I've ever had. They're also the greatest curse. I regret bringing them into this world. I think this world is that fucked up. And it scares me.
What they'll have to deal with and what they'll have to encounter is bad enough what we have to encounter. But it gets better. You don't think... Do you think so? I don't know. Look at... Come on. Come on. I don't know. Wait a second. I don't know. You don't think...
America looks very different 2022 versus, I don't know, 1982. Pick, you were 15. I do. I do think that. But I'm saying the divisiveness that we see. When I have to pray that let me see real time with Bill Maher because I'm getting an objective perspective.
I'm not getting that when I watch CNN or MSNBC. I'm not getting that when I watch Fox News. I'm not getting that when I listen to a leftist. I'm not a progressive. I'm not getting that when I listen to a right wing zealot. And the impact that they have on our lives and you couple that with
with economic issues, inflation and beyond, crime, immigration policies, and all of this other shit. It's like, damn.
Boy, I love my daughters to death, but damn, did I really do a good thing by bringing them into this world? Yes. I do find myself thinking like that. Can I give you perspective? Please. I mean, this is just something. I don't know you from Adam. We're having a conversation. I just always liked you and wanted you. You wouldn't be here if I didn't like you. I appreciate that. Yeah, a lot, and wanted to get to know you. That's what this is for. Sure, sure.
I think you're overstressing about your daughters entering a world that is... As big as the problems we have, this world is not a fucking nightmare. This country is not a nightmare. Realistically, what is going on in their lives that is such a fucking nightmare? I mean, they're going off to college, I imagine? Yes, they will be. Okay. Eventually, yes. In about the next four or five years. Right. And...
They obviously have great support from you, financially and otherwise. Colleges are about the most liberal places you can go. You can't really be thinking that
black women in 2022 are going to walk on campus and it's like, oh my God, there's black people at this college? I mean, you know. Well, you can say that. What are we talking about that is going to be so horrible in their lives? I'll tell you. I was watching New Rules a few weeks ago and Bill Maher pointed out how
Much the world has changed. When you look at the progressives and what have you, I mean, every little thing is so micro-managed. You say one thing, it can end your career. Of course. You say one thing, it can get you fired. You say one thing, it can get you excoriated. Of course. It can compromise your income. It can eradicate your quality of life, et cetera. That's what I'm talking about.
Canceling. I'm talking about that. You're talking about canceling. Yes. The cancel culture. Okay. I'm not talking about all of this other stuff. All of this other stuff we've been through. But this shit is too much. Okay. It's too much. Right. And anybody can get canceled. But I'll tell you this. As black women in America right now, they have an easy...
easier time not getting canceled than I do. I'm the one who's playing with five fouls. That's right. I'm over 60, white, male, heterosexual. Yes. That's four strikes. That's right. But think about that. The fact that you can say that that's four strikes is a problem. It is. What's wrong with that? I don't see anything wrong with any four categories you brought up. And to be clarified, I'm not saying four strikes in society in general. I'm saying four strikes with the kind of woke...
Puritans is really what they are, who are hunting on the internet to cancel somebody, just finding a reason to do it. Yeah, I mean, you're like, I mean, a lot of people believe you really shouldn't even be able to comment
on racial issues if you're not... It's ridiculous. Please, it's ridiculous. Thank you. It's totally ridiculous. I totally agree with you. That's why I know. It's just straight bullshit. You're always reasonable. It's straight bullshit. Listen, you got every right to comment on it just like anybody else. Of course. I mean, it's like... Here's my point. If you disagree, this is the problem. This is one of the biggest problems that I have. Whether it's Bill Maher, Stephen A. Smith, or anybody else, you disagree with us, tell us why.
Right. You want to cancel us without the explanation. You want to cancel us without defending your position. How dare you say this? Because they don't have a position. They don't have a position. Every week I say this. The same sort of buzz kills on the Internet who come after me, I just...
engage with the argument and they never do. Thank you. It's just, you're old. Okay, but am I wrong? Are you right or are you wrong? Maybe that's why I'm right because I've lived and seen things you haven't. And that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, okay. That's exactly what I'm talking about. And that's what has me worried. Do you understand, Bill? Let's put this in this proper perspective. We are living in a society where if I disagree with a woman, my tone has to be right.
Right. My vocabulary has to be right. You better. And remember, Bill. Yes. I'm live. There's not even a seven-second delay. I did my show live for 18 years. I'm live. I'm live.
I can't... Listen, my tone has to be right. Every adverb, every verb, every adjective has to be right. Pronouns. Oh, don't get me started with the pronouns now. I got to make sure... I got my daughters coming home from school teaching me about the pronouns because the schools have indoctrinated them to such a degree where they're checking the parents. And that's what I meant when I said...
They're changing the world. So when you say, oh, well, that's not going to work in the real world. It is if it's their rules. Now it's their world. I appreciate it.
It gives me hope. What you're explaining, I'm open. I keep myself open-minded. I don't think they're making a bet. I'm not married to my position. If I'm potentially wrong, I will embrace it, and I appreciate that. But I will confess to you, I thank you for that because it's scary as hell. It's fucking scary. It's scary. When we see you, when we're worried about ourselves, look, man, I ain't worried about me.
I'll deal with whatever I got to deal with. I'm from the streets of Hollis, Queens. Hell, I got millions in the bank. God has blessed me to have a few million dollars in the bank. I grew up with nothing. I'll be okay. I could live in an apartment tomorrow if I had to. But when you got two daughters, that changes the game because you don't want them to have the life that you have. And the fear comes in because you're looking at this world and you're like,
What the hell is going on? And so this liberal that is Bill Maher goes on national television and he calls out the liberals because you're saying like, yo, I'm with you, but you're hurting our cause because you're not handling business the way you're supposed to. You preoccupied with bullshit. Hurting our cause and
Sometimes, yes. But also, like, not always my cause at all. Like, there's a lot of people we. It's like, wait, wait, wait. No we. Time out. Not we. Don't speak for me. I mean, Michael Moore, I love him. One of my best friends. He was on my show the other night. And he said, you know, we have to get out there and vote. And it was just like, it was a...
A little off to me because I'm like, and I even said to him, Michael, you know, there are Republicans who watch this show. Yeah. You know, just let's not assume the we. Exactly. You got to earn my vote. That's exactly correct. And say, and to be real clear with you. You know, neither party really is trusted. When I say we have to stop with the bullshit, I'm not pointing the finger at progressives or conservatives. I'm pointing it at both.
I'm saying what happened to us being the society that we're supposed to be? We can have our differences with our political points of views and what our policies may be. But the goal is supposed to be all of us being together in a civilized society and the society flourishing as a result of that. It's not supposed to be. I want my way.
Fuck your way. That's not supposed to be it. But that's what they've been doing. And so for me, when I think about what you're talking about, I totally get it.
And I'm like, OK, that leaves us hope because you're looking for somebody to call people out. Because, again, we're both in the television business. We pay attention to ratings and all of this other stuff. And the reality of the situation is that Trump was good for some people's ratings. Right. Bad for others. And so, you know, he's gone now and ratings have faltered. Not really bad for anybody. Well, you could say that. I know that. I mean, he was good for Fox and he was good for MSNBC. Well, I'm talking about bad once he's gone.
He's bad for CNN, was he not? Ratings-wise? Ratings-wise. No. He was not? I don't think so. Okay, I think he was. Everybody watched TV. No, Donald Trump was that accident you couldn't take your eyes off of. That's right. So people were just watching news. Right. And he was always doing something incredibly mental that you had to follow. That's right. And you called him out for the things that he did. Of course. For the things that he did. Right. It wasn't like...
I don't like the guy. I don't like the things he does. I don't like what I've seen either. I'd never vote for him. That's the surefire way you won't get my vote. Well, you won't get my vote on that side if he was the nominee. Can't vote for him. He's too divisive. I get that. But I think as a black man, let me be very, very clear. So you got civil rights legislation in 1964. You got Voting Rights Act in 1965.
You got Lyndon Johnson that basically, you know, purportedly said, purportedly, I don't know whether it's true or not. He says if we put forth this legislation, we'll have the Negro vote in our favor for the next 50 years. Ever since that time, black folks have voted Democratic for at least 90 percent of the time.
I understand what I'm seeing from the conservative side. I don't like it. And I know the Sean Hannity's of the world, the Mark Levin's of the world. I know these people. You know, I speak to them. You know, I don't just I don't agree with their policies, but I respect the fact that they're honest about where they stand. They ain't sugarcoating it. All right. But then I go to the left and I'm like, well, you got our vote.
I voted Democrat at least 99 percent. The only Republican I've ever voted for was Chris Christie. It's the only Republican I ever, because I thought Corzine was a crook. OK, and I was the only Republican I've ever voted for. But I also look at it and I say my mentality. Why must I be so transparent on my support of one party over the other?
Because by being so transparent, I got one party that's enabled me, that is allowed to take me for granted. I got the other party that has a license to ignore me.
Because they know they're not going to get my vote because they've never gotten more than 10 percent of the vote since 1964. With the exception, I think, of maybe Trump that got 12 percent. Yeah. OK. And so as a result of that, we're the ones that disenfranchise. So when they invoke laws that would eradicate Jim Crow, well, that took care of it in the South. What about the North? What about the West? What about the Midwest? What did you do for them? Because all of a sudden we got these issues.
And what I'm saying is, is that I think like that. And I appreciate the fact that I'm watching a guy every Friday night that thinks like that, that's willing to say, yo, this is what it is. OK, that means a lot. And that's what it is. I'm sincere. I'm sincere. It's like the fact that you're willing to say, hey, well, I got to say goodnight now.
That's what I have to say. Yeah. Well, I thank you for the Hennessy. Yeah. I love this. I can do it every week with you. Man, I appreciate you. Someday we will have a morning show together. I doubt that. I don't like getting up in the morning. I will not have gone to bed yet. And you will just have gotten up. And it'll be very interesting. Yeah. My man. Thank you. Thank you so much, buddy. All right. All right. You know, I go right back to work on my real show now. Hey, that's what you got to do. You know.