Where’s all our Money? Installing A Tracker On Evan, & Our New Favorite Event
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What the f*** is that? Yeah, what is that thing?

It's like a water bottle that hydrates it. It hydrates the water? It does some kind of special thing to the water. I saw Steve will do it has those. Yeah, it makes it like more, I don't know, it does a better job. Does it make you feel like this does? No, it doesn't. What if it does nothing but make a couple bubbles so you feel better about drinking it? That's fine. Placebo effect, dude. Doesn't matter to me. I can't believe you guys are able to crack a drink right now. I feel like we've been on a seven-day bender. Dude, actually, true story with New York and then Sturgis is...

This is 11 days. Jeez. But I didn't have anything yesterday. I was a good boy yesterday, but the last night in Sturgis did go late enough that I think you could count yesterday as a day. Dude, I slept like 13 hours last night and I'm still tired. Oh, dude. Lucky. I think I slept too much where now I'm just even more tired. Yeah, that happens. We're dog sitting. One of our friends. Cute, cute little fluff ball. But now with two dogs, they're like always running around waking you up. So I slept like ass last night. Ugh.

That was tough. It doesn't sound fun. Waffles came by last night for the first time in like six months. No way, dude. Yeah. I felt super bad. We hung out for like 15 minutes. I'm like, all right, buddy, it's time to go. And then just whimpering outside the door runs over to the other door. Just giving me those dog eyes. I'm like,

Buddy, you gotta go. I saw the last time he stopped by our shop, he left a present in the rocks outside. I thought that was a human. We're not sure if that was waffles. No, I looked at the cameras. It was waffles. Start using the P. You didn't believe? You thought maybe some... That's funny.

We've got two bathrooms here. It's just not enough. Yeah, we have these pee rocks on the side of the building that everyone just goes outside to pee on. We call them the pee rocks. They're just normal rocks, but everyone pees on them. And one day I wake up, I go out there to pee, and there's this, like, deuce sitting in the pee rocks. And I go, all right, guys, peeing on them is one thing, but someone taking a dump out here on the pee rocks, like, it's a little far, don't you think?

You thought it was a human, Ken? No, not for a second. I thought it was Ken. Well, you were curious enough to look at the cameras. You, Mike, and Cody hanging out over there late at night. Well, I don't know what you guys do at night. He had to see it for himself. Mike or Cody might have thought, oh, this will be the funniest thing ever. I'm going to leave a present outside for these guys. I'd pay to see Mike do that. That'd be hilarious. It's funny. There's something nice about just going outside.

To take a pee. I kind of forget about that like in normal life. You know, like you're in a restaurant or something. You like look for the door that goes outside. You're like, oh, it'll be kind of nice. It's way easier peeing outside. I'm not even going to lie. Yeah, it saves the water. Yeah, I think it's better for the environment. Yeah. Get a little fresh air, a little sunshine. Sometimes I feel like going in the bathroom is dirtier. Like you have to grab the bathroom handle and then you have to grab the sink handle to wash your hands. And like once you're done washing your hands, you still got to turn it off. And someone touched it with dirty hands before. That's true.

I don't know. You wash your hands. You gotta touch the toilet handle. And you just touch the handle with your dirty hands as well. Exactly. So like to me, when you go and take a pee outside in the grass, as long as you don't get pee all over your hands, you're probably being cleaner. But pee is sterile anyways, right? Oh, maybe you should pee on your hands then too. I don't know. But just to me, it seems cleaner. It almost makes sense you should wash your hands before you go to the bathroom. Like what's cleaner? The toilet or

Or your unit. What do you want to keep the germs off of, you know? Your unit, for sure. Yeah. It depends on the person.

In Ken's case, he should use rubber gloves. I was going to think about a different person, but okay. Oh, that's good stuff. It does feel good to be home from Sturgis, though. Sturgis ended up actually being the best fucking time ever, I thought. Yeah, I missed Sturgis already. I had a blast. I'm going back next year for sure. 100%. No doubt. Probably going to do it for the rest of my life. Go every year. Really?

Really? You're like a full-on Sturgis guy. I loved it. It was so much fun. I think I would have loved to stay back one extra day and just ride around. Really? Okay, I was ready to go when it was time to go, but that's awesome that you felt another day was in you, Ken. Yeah, we could tell you were ready to go when you left us at the hotel. Yeah. Sorry about that, guys.

We got left at the hotel. We had to roll seven deep in the backseat of a truck. I didn't intentionally do that, by the way. I just literally... No, I believe it. I honestly believe it. I said it to the guys. I was like, I guarantee he just woke up and didn't think twice about it and just hopped in the truck and went. No, me and Dalton just looked at each other like...

Oh, us two are like, we're riding together. So we're good to go. Yeah. And we grabbed all the camera gear and went. And I wasn't thinking that you guys, we only had two out of the three vehicles at the hotel. Yeah. I had to get the third one. I just figured both the trucks were there. You guys are going to go pick up the trailers and you're going to go and

And then when Ryan called me, I was about 15 minutes out. Or he called Dalton. And Dalton's like, they don't have a truck. They're stranded. I go, what? And then I grab the phone. I call Ryan. I'm like, yo, you guys need a ride? And you're like, no, no, we're good. We have Jeff's truck. And I was like, oh, they're good. I didn't even think to myself, oh, there's seven people for one truck. Because normally we don't have this big of a crew. We were rolling deep. So I was just like, oh, they got a truck. They're good. And then Ben called me.

when we were actually far out, and then was like, yo, what are we going to do here? You kind of left us, and I felt bad then the whole way home. I did feel bad. It did end up really biting you in the tail because you had to sit in Fargo and wait. Yeah, I waited for two and a half hours. I don't know what the fuck you guys were doing. I know, dude. You guys left at the same time, and then I knew what you guys were doing. You had a half-ton pickup.

We had a 30-foot trailer full of mini trucks. I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about them. They were an hour and 10 minutes of running, you guys. They had a 24-foot trailer with bikes on it. I don't know how we got that far. That doesn't make sense to me. But then when I saw Mike roll in the parking lot like this.

I knew why we were so slow. You guys were still up solid like 30, 45 minutes behind us, and we were pulling that 30-foot enclosed trailer there. I'll tell you exactly how we were faster. We didn't have Micah. You guys had to have been going like the exact speed limit, I'd assume, and they were probably going 10 miles over. I think the biggest thing that I wish Micah was here because I feel bad talking about him now he's gone. I'll stand it. Nah.

So on the road trip, it's obviously like a dad thing, right? You're like running this tight ship. And for a while, I used to be the only guy who drive. I'm really glad I gave that up. But anyway, you've been driving for three hours. You get to the gas station. What is the natural reaction?

Everybody that has to go to the bathroom immediately gets out of the truck. The person who is driving fills up the truck, goes to the bathroom, grabs your food, comes back to the truck and, you know, hooks up. Everybody's ready to go. You know, the person you should be waiting for is basically the driver. And, and,

every single time without fail. Dude, I'll agree. I already know exactly what you're saying because I've seen this movie a million times. A million times. You come back to the truck. I come back to the truck. I have filled it up with diesel. I have bought def. I have bought snacks. I've went to the bathroom. I,

open the driver's door and Mike is just getting out to go inside. Dude, without fail. Without fail. We've probably done what? 150 car trips at this point. Oh, yeah. Every single time, dude. Every single time. It's just every time. You kind of want to change it

But I feel like as we've learned so much about each other, always being together, you just know there's no fixing it. Just let him do. Well, half the time, well, I didn't think I was going to get anything. And then he goes in. And then the other half the time, it takes him that 10 minutes to wake up. Yeah. Oh, that's also true. That's also true. He's normally zonked, which is good for him. Yeah, he's like an old tractor. Get him fired up. You got to crank him. Don't cut it. Just kidding.

So going to Sturgis, it was very hard to like assume what it was going to be like because every single person that we ran into that we told we were going to Sturgis always followed it up with...

Good luck. Be careful. Everybody, dude. Well, be careful. It's like, what's going on at this place that like every single person that we ran into, whether they'd been there or not, was telling us to be careful and good luck. Yeah. So like I pictured, you know, like a bunch of biker gangs being there and it being like a dangerous place. And like, don't look at people that you shouldn't be looking at. And like, if you're filming, make sure you're avoiding like, you know, filming other people. Yeah.

And just like rolling into town, you pretty much figure out what the vibe is in the first 35 seconds of being in town. It's...

I would say 90% of the people there are above 65 years old. Yeah. At least mid-50s and up, for sure. Probably 90% of the people there are exactly like my mom and dad that would just hop on their motorcycle and drive to Sturgis and get a bite to eat, maybe a beer, and then go and see the scenic routes. Yeah, exactly. Everyone there, like 90%.

No one is there walking around town, big dick in town, looking tough. I mean, I'm sure there is the other 10% maybe. Yeah. But 500,000 people supposedly go to Sturgis every single year. Wow. And so you got to just assume, just picture what that classic white mom and dad look like rolling around in their leathers. They're all dentists, lawyers, doctors.

I think there's only one guy we saw like that last night that was just being a menace, like passing people on the shoulder, like leaving between cars. But that was like one guy out of the entire time. There was some Hells Angels, though. I did look at the jail roster real quick. And there was... I didn't scroll very far, but just the first page was like...

10 people on the first page, eight of them were DUIs from like the night before. Yeah, I'm sure. So I mean, there are people getting jammed up out there. 100%. And there was cops everywhere. Everywhere. I swear some of these cops, they would finish pulling one person over and then just immediately find the next person to pull over. Before we get too far off the people, if you saw one person at Sturgis, you saw them all. Like if you saw one male and one woman, they all look the same. They all look the same. Yeah.

They were all the same person. Yeah, it was the same person just duplicated throughout this mass of people. I thought it was like really cool though because it was so many just like like-minded people that just came together to just crank their hogs. Yeah, dude, it was awesome. You know, like that was just like what brought people together is just like you look over, somebody's sitting at the red light and you look at them, they look at you and you go, boom, boom, and they go.

It was awesome. And then you just drive off and you get to the next red light and you look over and you do the same to somebody new. I want a Harley after it. I do. I want a road glide. Next year I'm going to have a road glide. That is like going to a country concert and then buying yourself a brand new flannel and some boots. You go to one event and now you're just balls deep. I just looked really embarrassed right there.

I don't think that's that bad. Well, how am I supposed to get into riding Harleys if I can't buy one? You've had many, many years to buy a Harley. It's just like you went to your first Harley event and now you're just like full blown. Seeing so many of these bikes all over and there's

They used to kind of just all look the same to me, but after being there in it, you start to realize like, oh, like this is different. This isn't like how many different variations there are. There's a lot of different modifications, like a lot of custom bikes. And you start to realize like, oh shit, like that's a lot of work. And wow, like that's a...

a really nice bike. He's got blue pins. You know, he's got purple. I was enjoying, I was enjoying just riding the, the snow bike Harley and that thing's kind of a turd wagon. Yeah. And I was having a blast. I was like, man, like it'd be fun to have like a, like a decent bike that you're not worried about the handlebars falling off. Cause that's actually a thing. The handlebars were falling off.

And, you know, actually ride around. Like, that'd be fun. But obviously we know how you felt on it. You were referring to it as Cheeto Fest before we even got there. Oh.

What was your take on it? Let's hear your perspective. And tell your honest perspective. Honest perspective. I know it's different from mine. I had fun. Pulling up on the main drag, there's just a ton of people. Nothing really there for me. Just walking around in a crowd. I don't really care about any of those bikes. You're being reserved now. I like it when you say what you really think. That is what I really think. You want to finish that beer and continue your story? Yeah.

Do you want to tell me my perspective on it? No, no. Just tell the truth. I just want to add a little bit of context to this. When you say all these people, they're motorcyclists. You love motorcycles more than anybody I know. No, I like actually riding them. I don't go to car shows just to go look at other people's cars. I'd rather go to the drift track.

So what I would say is the funnest part was when we got to actually ride the bikes with some like professional stunt riders for like one hour that made the whole week for me. But just pulling up to a crowd of people to like flex your ride. It's just like not my thing. Like I don't even hardly like to go to a motocross race because I'd rather be riding the bike myself. I don't want to sit in the stands all day and watch.

I get what you're saying. It'd be one thing if we were just like parking the bikes there and then just looking at other bikes, but it was more, I guess, just like the atmosphere of it and then going to the bar, which I thought you would have liked. I think they were parking to go to the bar. There were certain bars I enjoyed more than others. Evan's mood went like this. Cheeto, Cheeto, Cheeto. Later in the night, later in the night, at the end of the night, this is the greatest place ever! Yeah!

Way up there. I love Cheeto Fest. I mean, I'm not going to say I hated it, but where you guys were like, bro, I can't wait to go back, I could give a shit. If I went back in 10 years, I'm down to go back next year and do it all over again. I'm just saying I don't have that newfound love for the Harley. I thought it was fun. I had so much fun. It was so funny. I was laughing the whole time. Evan just wants to stay away from that town because they've got a thing.

a thing up on a picture of him up on every casino door says, do not let this man in. He's going to take all the money. That's a first. That was a first. I wish I could have the same problem in Vegas. Yeah. This boy won so much. Well, how much are you up now after being in? I mean, after the losses, um, I, I pulled out like three grand up. So nothing too, nothing too crazy, but like I had a stretch where I won like five grand in like, uh,

an hour or two. Yeah. The last night, but that was, you know, recouping the losses and whatnot. But yeah, it was, that was fun. I am back to tell you guys about Shopify, which is hands down the best solution to your growing business demands. Shopify is an

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It was like, you know, we'd be celebrating like a $60 win, $180 win. Evan's like, I just won another $1,000. And we're like, bro, how? I finally won $1,000. I'm down like $500, and I finally win $1,000. Ben literally cashes my ticket out and runs off to the window. He's like, you're done. You're done. You're done. You're not playing anymore. For good reason. And I really couldn't blame him. But then I saw him playing some roulette, which is my favorite.

And I just got the itch, tossed a couple hundred bones out there, turned it into like two grand. Just like that. Yeah. So that one's tough for me to like combat because obviously, you know. Kept winning. He kept winning. And every time I would say, dude, just cash out and walk out. Because I've seen this dude up like a thousand bucks, maybe 1500 bucks. And you always piss it away. Every time. Every single time. No, 95% fail rate.

So I thought that, you know, maybe I was being a good friend by telling him, hey, dude, just walk with this 500 bucks or with this 1,000 bucks. Like, you are walking out a winner right now. And then I'd look over, and you're celebrating again. And I'm like, hey, how did he get more? I told you no gambling. How much did you win? 1,000 bucks. I'm like, fuck.

Hey, good job dude. I know I quoted this about 37 times. The hangover line. Do you remember what it was? Uh, you never quit while you're on a heater. Exactly. I have a video of it actually. Pop it up right here. You never quit when you're on a heater. What? You never quit when you're on a heater.

Got home and told Laundra, you know, she's like, how was your weekend? Whatever. And I go, it was great. She goes, how'd you do gambling? I go, oh, not very good. You know, probably lost like six, 600 bucks, 700 bucks. She goes, oh, but Evan won? I thought you lost that much the first night. No, I didn't recoup. I didn't recoup some losses. She goes, well, why didn't you just do what he did?

I was like, well, that's not how it works, baby. I was trying to. That's just throwing an ungodly amount of money at something. Evan just knows how to play. That's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Evan's like a big. So for those of you that have never played roulette, good for you. Never play roulette. But if you put money on like the actual number, so it like spins in the wheel, you can put like, you know, if you put $1 on a number and it hits, you win $35.

that number back. So if you put... Yep, so $1, you'd win $35 back. That's like Evan's kind of go-to strategy and just like puts like money on red 18. 18, 23, 17, 11, interchange 10 once in a while. So like usually, you know, it doesn't hit. It's like you have one to 36 odds. And so...

And so that was just firing for you though. So you'd put like 25 on it and then win like eight 50 back or whatever. Yeah. I've never seen it work for you besides for that night, but we can't forget about the big wheel.

Oh, which is for some reason. I don't know if it's everyone out there, but at least for our gang, I'm pretty sure the most electric game that you can. Your strategy at big wheel is just button mash the screen. So all you did the entire time. So my strategy for the whole weekend was I didn't care how much money I won or how much money I lost.

I just wanted the entire crew to celebrate like crazy when I did win. So like I would throw money onto like the super rare hits of like, you know, one in 50 odds of hitting, just hoping that eventually those are going to hit. Cause I know how electric it will be when it does. Sure enough,

I think we got two solid hits. I think I probably spent like 700 bucks on it. Cause I want, I want a ton of money on it, but I kept spending all of it back just to chase that celebration. Yeah. The feeling I lost every single dollar I made on it, but we had two insane celebrations. Speaking of that, uh, you have a outstanding loan. Oh yeah. You owe me money too. I think my money was lucky because I loaned Ben money twice. He immediately won and returned my money. I loaned Ben money. I,

He said, I'll get it back to you, bro. And then I sent him a Venmo request. Nothing. Ken, I just need one more day. I just need one more day. Hey, give him some time, man. You explicitly said, I'm not going to pay this until you forget about it.

Did I say that? I can't believe you told him that. That's wild. He really feels strongly about you forgetting, Ken. Ken's got the memory of a goldfish. You did call him out for overpaying the last time, though. I don't know if that was a good move. You overpaid by like $10. I owe $10, $200. I owe Ryan $120. Yeah, you do remember, so that's good. We met Truder McGavin. That might have been kind of my highlight. That was also electric.

Yeah. It was kind of tough because there was so many of us that like I had a hard time that I didn't want to like bombard them. Evan and I were talking about this. Like I really wanted to like chat with them, you know, say what's up. But it was like everybody in the whole area was crowding around themselves.

But he liked Ben. He said, you look like the smartest guy. I'm going to give you my number. Yeah, he gave me his phone number because we were like, yo, you should come and be in Reckless Golfing 5 with us. He was like, so Shooter McGavin is the main guy off of Happy Gilmore. He's like the main guy. What is he, the antagonist? No, he's pretty much the antagonist. He's the main guy short of Happy Gilmore. Yeah, really? Absolutely. So yeah, we were like, yo, we're YouTubers and we make these Reckless Golf videos.

it'd be lit if you were in one of them and he you know like kind of brushed it off i think a little bit and uh you know we we just like maybe spent 10 minutes talking to him and people kept coming up and like getting pictures with us too so then this guy is like wait a minute who are these guys and then i think one of his friends might have been like oh shit they're actually kind of legit and like showed him our page and then immediately flipped around i'm like all right let's get

Let's get Shuda in there. Gave you his number, and then he was wearing a Seaboyz hat the rest of the night. That was the coolest part is he wanted Jeff's Seaboyz hat, and he put it on, which was cool, and we left. Two hours later, he shows back up wearing the same hat, and he's taking photos with other fans, running the hat. I'm like, that's really cool. And then he was like, yo, you guys got to sign this. Yeah. That was cool. I also feel really bad that...

that uh in the midst of me winning all my money i celebrated and blew his wife's drink girlfriend that was not his wife that was the uh that was like the president of nascar foundation okay well someone in the same group i guess there was there were six people together i don't know who was who either way i broke some nice lady's glass did it spill on her i don't know i've only i think i think it just hit like he just knocked it out of her hand and it hit the floor and shattered it's

No, but it's okay. It happens. I'm pretty sure I bought her another one. No, she took it very well. She's like, no, I was just trying to see what was going on. And of course, you'd be excited. I just kind of threw my hands up. She was right there. There was this one guy that was cashing out like 15 grand. Oh, yeah. That was insane. And I was talking to his buddy. And I was like, what is this guy doing to win 15 grand? And he was like, roulette. I was like, well, he's doing something right, clearly. I don't know. I just started like chopping it up with him. And...

He was like, when's your birthday? I was like, April 26th. And he was like, all right. We walk over to the roulette table. He puts $100 down on 26. And he was like, if this hits, we're splitting it. I was like, okay. Fuck yeah. Misses. Obviously, it always does. And then he was like, when's your mom's birthday? And I was like, March 6th. Puts it down on six. Misses. And he was like,

Any other birthdays? And I was like, it's not happening, bro. I was like, I don't think it's working for us. Man. I think we put one down on Greta's birthday, too, and then that one missed, and then he was like, all right, I'm out of here. This guy just burned 300 bucks on somebody he doesn't know. That is the unfortunate thing, though. Like, it didn't hit. It's still kind of a story. But if it hit. Oh, it would have been electric. Electric.

Yeah. That really is the fun part. Winning money is fun, but you got to just keep going. The vibes are very high. Yeah, they were high. It was, it was electric. It was fun. We'll be back. We will be back. I'm just looking for that roulette wheel a little bit, you know, office Sturgis is for Cheeto. Always have. I always will for making cop cars. Like you think it's like less cool that Ford makes all the police cars. You think more negatively of them? It was Dodge chargers. Yeah. That's also true. Yeah.

There's a ton of Chevy Caprices or whatever. There's a lot of cops that drive Tavos, Silverados. They still make them. But when you think of a cop car, what do you think of? Ford Explorer. Exactly. That might be in our area. That's just the car of the moment. In 10 years, it'll probably be something else. Is that throughout the whole country? I'd like to look the statistics up on this. Probably a good question. Crown Vic.

probably the most notable but there was also the chevy caprice back in the day too so do you think cleatus is going to be doing races with uh ford explorers or ford what are they explorers exploders ford yeah ford explorers maybe i mean he's gonna have to change cars dude it would be sick if they were chargers chargers yeah maybe yeah that would be a way better switch up yeah and go and do an exploder just enough from one boat to another boat well the reason i ask anyway is

I was watching this thing on Instagram. And so obviously they're making like advancements to make the police cars better. One of them is that now that cars can self-drive, like if a cop gets out and goes on a foot chase,

to go chase down a suspect, the car will automatically drive to wherever the cop is. Oh, wow. So then when they arrest him, they stop and pull up, and then the cop car pulls up. That's for a Tesla? That's pretty awesome. No, that's for a Ford. What? Really? That's pretty awesome. Wait, they're actually doing that? They filed patents for it. Oh, for sure. That's like 10 years away then. Yeah, I mean, I don't really know on the whole thing, but yeah, they have like a whole foot pursuit. Huh.

What do you guys think about Tesla's being able to be like taxis? So when you go to bed, you can just send your Tesla out and it can like Uber taxi people. Wait, what? Really? Is that a real thing? I would not trust having random people just get into my car. That's where I was going. Trash it. Yeah. And then come home to like a car that's just got puke all over the place. McDonald's, all this shit in it. Especially with no driver in it. No driver. You'd be a maniac. You'd feel a little bit less like, you know, when there's...

the owner of the vehicles in it, you feel a little more careful, I bet. But I mean, I'm sure there's some people. What are you laughing about? Absolutely nothing. I just picture Evan getting a ride home.

and a self-driving tesla or they're just gonna say a ride home period that too evan would sit in the seat and then you'd already be like what what happened to this seat he was actually being a good boy he was just sitting there and hopped out stains all over it yeah no that is a little skid mark i feel like there's people like when i was in new york everybody was driving teslas like that it was either you take a yellow cab or you take a tesla

So, I mean, people like that. What do you mean? As an Uber? Yeah. Like, you can hop in a cab, which is just driving around. But if you call an Uber, I would say 93% of the other vehicles were Teslas. I just remember, like, when we were in Vegas, the...

got a couple Teslas as an Uber and the lady said that she rented that car for the day, Ubered with that Tesla and then, you know, she has her own car that she drives. It's like, they're just, a lot of those are just rental cars that those drivers are having. Man, that seems like a logistical

There's no way you can turn an off-catch. I mean, I guess it's nice because you don't put the mileage on your car. But I feel like people like that would be like, all right, sick. I can drive to my job. And then you just have this secondary vehicle that goes out on Friday night and just does its thing. It's kind of cool. Yeah, you could probably justify that. I wouldn't do it with Ken's cyber truck. Have one vehicle that you use for Ubering that you don't care about. Yeah.

Yeah. But it has to still be certain, like it has to be a certain level of niceness. Yeah, for sure. It needs to be a certain year and you gotta be like, so like within, I think a certain, like within 10 years old, I think or something. Hey, what do you guys think about the, uh, Vitaly, the YouTuber Vitaly is more of a streamer now doing like all like the, uh,

I don't know if you can say it on the podcast, but like the pedo. Absolutely amazing. You see the one with the... We put him in the chair that broke? No. That's my new favorite one. Let me see it. Put him in the chair that broke. Let me see it. I don't know if I get...

Look it up. Yeah, well, our TV is gone, but I did order a new one today. Where is it? It's downstairs. It's next to the other TV. Hooked up to Micah's PlayStation. Oh, perfect. This is what Micah needs to be doing. But no, yeah, they just set him up and, you know, they do the celebration, but they give him this chair. And the chair looked like the chair I was sitting in at Gavin's house out in Colorado. Oh, it just exploded? Kind of a heavyset guy goes down like a ton of shit. Wait, so they purposely gave him like a chair that would break? Yeah.

That's pretty funny, dude. And what, so like this guy was obviously he was trying to link up with like an underage person and then they baited him in. Yeah, honestly, I saw this like on Instagram, like the 10 second clip. But yeah, I think that's the whole thing. They're just like online predators. They invite him to meet and then they act like they, I saw another one. He won a, like a Corvette or something. Dude. Really? Yeah. I haven't watched any of these on an actual stream. I guess I just see the clips. Yeah.

I've always wondered, how do they bait these guys in? They just start chatting with them on a fake account. And then they say, I'm underage and all this. And then once they proceed to go through with it, then they're like, all right, we got one. I think literally on Tinder or on Instagram, whatever, if you're on Tinder, you lie, you say you're old enough. And then right away, they'll be like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm actually 14. And then people, they just...

Wanna take a seat? Yeah. And that's like an actor? That's just like a little... Dude, that thing didn't even kind of break. It just exploded. Oh my god, dude. That is some quality content right there. Wait, they do that every time? Well, different, different brands. Oh my god, that's funny. So I didn't know that they...

So that guy clearly knows he's doing something wrong. Yeah. Yeah, I think he knows he's meeting up with a young person. Did you see the one? That's funny. Do another one. Do another one. I want to watch another one. I saw a clip of like Akon coming in and he's like, you got locked up, kid.

He had Akon come in? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's, like, doing that. And then Sway Lee. There was one with, like, Sway Lee coming in. And he changed, like, the words to one of his songs. And it was, like, singing in this guy's face. What's wrong with this TV? As the guys get arrested, dude. Oh, my God. Vitaly is just ruthless, dude. Dude, Vitaly really made a hell of a comeback. He did.

There he goes. Oh my gosh, dude. This is all live, too. Dude, I think it's...

An amazing concept. It's funny. This chair is funny. Sometimes I feel bad. To catch a predator is like very, they've been doing that for 20 years. Yeah. Since modern television. It's just the next evolution of that concept. Doing it live is a crazy concept. Yeah. You know?

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How do you know? How do you know how it's going to go? The guy could just be like, you're right, man. Sorry. And then just sit down and not talk. I think it's like one thing that like everyone can kind of relate on though is, is like, it's fucked up. I was going to say that. It's not very polarizing. Cause there's like pretty much no way to defend it. Yeah. And like, I feel like everybody is aligned and they're like, you know, it could be, if it was for drugs back in the day, people would be like, well, drugs are okay. Or drugs are bad. But like this one, there's just no, everybody's just like, yeah, fuck this guy.

What's like if you're going to prank somebody, like who's a better person to prank than somebody that literally everyone's going to agree on is a piece of shit. Yeah. Like you don't want to put that breaking chair up to just a random person, put to a pedophile. It's like it doesn't, it's like it doesn't,

Yeah, they don't have any human rights. So that's like a trend, though. They've been putting videos like that on YouTube for a while. I've watched maybe one or two when Gideon would do them, but I never really thought they were that funny. Obviously, I agree. You should catch them or whatever, but it was just kind of a lot. I didn't really enjoy watching it, but the chair shit and Akon, that's pretty damn funny. That makes it a show. That makes it a show. Yeah, sometimes. Well, there was one. I think I showed it on the pod where like,

They're doing it on the street, and a guy comes up, and he, like a random guy, comes and knocks out the pedophile. He's like, the guy was old. You know, it was really crazy. But stuff like that, that's funny. Yeah, that one's maybe a little messed up once, like, people start coming in and, like, hitting them and shit. I don't know. Pedophile might deserve a hit or two. Fair enough.

Yeah, yeah. 100%. Pretty hard to argue that. Pretty hard to argue that point. Yeah, dude, that is funny. I hadn't seen those clips. Vitaly has made, like, an insane comeback. Yeah, he really has. Was he the one that did the psychedelics and attacked the... Yeah, and, like, beat up the girl on the sidewalk? Yeah. The shrooms.

Yeah, I never really knew who he was, but I did read that controversy, and then I just started watching this stuff, and I wasn't sure if they were the same person, but that is a heck of a comeback. He's one of the OG, OG YouTube pranksters. Like, I remember watching him when I was in middle school. Holy, yeah, I mean, he's been going forever. So, like, 30 years. No.

No, but I mean a long time. Like he's been on YouTube for a long, long time. But he's like... He's came and gone a few different times. Very vocally been like, I am flat broke. Like I cannot afford to like buy lunch and then like made a huge comeback of like, no, I'm doing YouTube videos again. And then I'm flat broke. I couldn't pay for my plane ticket to come out here. And now he's got like this huge...

Kick deal or whatever he streams on deals. Stake, yeah. Stake, yeah. Streaming definitely does seem to be, a lot of people are doing that. It'd be kind of tough. You guys could do a little dirt bike stream. Dude, Cody's been telling me that. I just don't really know how that works. Yeah, I don't know either. I'll figure it out.

figure it out. We got bad service out there. I don't think we could stream nothing from the track. Starlink maybe. How do they stream? Where are they walking around streaming it on? It's got to be just a cell phone. Because they film with a camera. They have a real camera. They're mic'd up. I think they have a person follow around with a computer. They must have a person follow the camera guy around. Open MacBook? I've seen that. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, so they can read comments and see what people are saying or they just watch it on their phone. I see that when Steve will do it, does that. He's like reading the chat. I always think that when I'm gambling because that's the only streaming I watch. Like Vegas Matt the Gambler streams and then when Steve will do that. And I'm like, damn dude, I should be streaming right now. I could not just be... So there's a lot of gambling streamers out there. Slots, Blackjack, whatever. But I was thinking, who's streaming pull tabs?

Oh, I, that's my window and slim bar fucking rip and pull tabs. I haven't, I'll be like, I'm working. Yeah. It's a tax write off. You have 11 people watching the latest, like live streamer that'll pop up in mind. They, they're live streaming scratch offs. Oh,

Oh, yeah, I have seen that. You ever bought out a roll of scratch-offs? Fuck no. There's only 200 of them on a $1 roll. Made $156. 200 in, 156 out. That's actually a really good investment. That's better than I thought it would be. 200 in, 156 back. But the fun, you cannot put a price on it.

Or you could call it $44. I think Dirt Bike Stream maybe has got something there. What do you like? But it's like, how many laps can you do? You're mounted on like a hammer. Oh, that would actually be a good idea. Like if you could, I don't know, there's donations and stuff, right? When you're streaming, like if they keep donating, you just keep doing another lap. Like $10 a lap or whatever. And you just keep going and going and going. Eventually, though, you guys are not going to be able to go much more.

Oh, can you imagine, dude? Can you imagine 40 laps? Whoa. You want to go run a few laps? No, I know you do. I know you do. I'm just saying you guys aren't in that great of shape. Like 10 laps going hard, you're going to be pooped. No, I also agree. I do five when I'm pooped. How about Cody absolutely wadding himself up? God, I hate that. Can someone pop up that video? Oh, man.

God, it's like it looks like a bad crash, but it doesn't look that bad. We kind of think after me and Cody will have watched this clip about a thousand times is that my rear tire hits his foot peg because you can see his feet leave the bike. And really the reason he crashes is because his body's kind of like floating above the bike. Sideways.

But yeah, I think the only contact we made was my tire to his foot peg. And that just threw things off enough to... Oh, you didn't hit his front wheel. No, the front fender hit on the ground. Oh, you're right. That's when the front fender got the tire mark on it. And it got in front, like almost in front of my wheel. You can see it bumped up just a little bit.

Ouch, dude. Cody ended up with a broken collarbone. A broken collarbone and wants to deal with the scapula, like the shoulder blade. Fractured his scapula or something. Yeah, like the back part of your shoulder, which I just saw somebody else had just done that. I think it was like fucking Travis Pastrana off a triple backflip or something like that. I think he did get lucky as far as things go. Like no surgery. Just like got to keep it real still for quite some time. You know, he's...

He said it's a lot of pain. He said he's broken his collarbone and stuff before, and this is the most pain he's been in, unfortunately. So we're rooting for him. I think it's one of those kind of breaks where they can't do surgery on it. You just have to keep it in the right position for an extended, you know, like four to eight weeks. It's always good not to have surgery, though.

Yeah, for sure. I'll take holding still for eight weeks over having to go under the knife. Well, the problem is when you have to have surgery, like, you kind of start healing, and then they come in there and they, like, re-break it. And then you have to have surgery again. So with Cody's, though, is, like, there's, like, a straight-up chunk missing. Like, there's, like, a gap. Yeah. Where it should be butted up. Yeah.

So how does that come back together? I don't know. They didn't notice that the first day either, right? Didn't he? I don't know. I mean, the x-ray is pretty obvious. I don't know. I don't like it. I think that x-ray. Is it like that because it's just straight up broken and it like was like that in the x-ray table? He also said something about tearing some muscle down his arm just in general. Like he had muscle that tore off the bone or whatever muscles connected to it.

Just one arm banged up from top to bottom. Oh, we got to protect that dude. It's a good thing he's a warrior. It seems like every year he gets hurt bad on a bike. Yeah, pretty much. Since...

Since I met Cody. Yeah. It's probably been like 10 years that he's been banged up. Yeah. That sucks. I mean, just imagine right now, though, like you have your shoulder blades on this plastic piece on your chair. You know, fractured shoulder blade. I'm sure it's super uncomfortable to even like lean back. I think people say like the shoulder blades are like one of the worst injuries. Yeah. Because, well, I mean, you can't really like. You're always moving them. You think even just like moving your head around. Yeah, that sucks.

What the hell? Why do you look like that right now? We've left Sturgis, dude. What's your problem? What do you mean, what's my problem? You like that? What the hell is going on here? Looks right. Looks right to me. I don't know. I saw LouisVest, so I put it on. Gav looked like a local in Sturgis. Yeah, you did. Actually, somebody commented that on my story. They said Gav was made for the bike life. For the Harley bike life. I just got to buy a hog now. Yeah.

Don't say that though, Gav. Then that's Cheeto. Yeah, because now you're... What's a culture vulture? Culture vulture. Culture vulture. What's that mean? Like you're... It means when you show up in Sturgis and go buy yourself some jewelry from the tent. Go buy some leathers. Culture vulture. Well, just to look like what everyone else is looking like. Yeah. Buy some leathers, buy a chain. Honestly, I'm really disappointed that the Ford isn't here. So exactly what we did. Yeah, exactly what we did. Culture vultures. Yeah. I'm really disappointed the Ford isn't here, dude. I...

I think I'm out on sleeves. I'm out on... Sleeves are out. I'm doing cutoffs all the time. You know that requires to do, like, push-ups, like, at least every other hour. Really? I think so. I mean, whenever I see Dalton and CJ not wearing sleeves, I see them out down on the ground. I thought it was more of a prep thing. I didn't know it was, like, continual maintenance. You need a little life-wide open tattoo on there if you're going to start running no sleeves. I don't know about that. Yeah.

I think you should, Ryan. I think I'd look cool with no sleeves. You don't need to do the push-ups. You already got a tattoo. That's enough right there. You don't need to work out when you have tattoos? No, I mean, if you're sleeveless, you either have the tattoo or you're doing push-ups. Okay. Ev was really pushing for everyone to get tattoos. Sturgis 2024. That's what I wanted. That's what I wanted, Sturgis 2024. I mean, I have been pushing you guys a little bit only because I'm branded. I'm branded. You guys should be, too.

Yeah, I can't disagree with you there. But I've said this many times. I've only wanted to get one tattoo and it's life wide open on my leg. And then you guys did that. Now the whole crew can't have that. Oh, I culture vultured you. Yeah, you can't be a culture vulture. I'm not going to be a culture vulture then. So were you upset that I did it? No, I thought it was awesome that you guys did it.

I was stoked that you did. And if I was there, I probably would have done it. But being that I wasn't there, I wasn't going to get you guys a sloppy seconds on that ink gun downstairs. Kind of like Ken did with the Louis vest? Yeah, kind of like that, actually. What's wrong with buying a Louis vest? Evan bought one, but he wasn't going to pay for it, so I just bought my own.

I think it's like the thing of like, you know, there's like one Louis vest per group kind of thing. It's like if we all had the same tattoos or, you know, it's just like you can overdo it. Plus, I already got the belt and the goggles, so it like...

I'm just trying to get my introduction into it. Ken did look good, though. There was an insane amount of moms that gave Ken a compliment. They were like, who's this cowboy with the Louis vest? That is true. The cowboy hat with the Louis vest was insane. Yeah.

Can't argue that. And the cowboy boots. Don't forget the boots. I, at one point, was probably like 15 steps behind you guys walking through the crowd. And you don't really hear it when you're in the mob. You know, you're just like, oh, okay. We're walking around. People look. But I'd say one out of five people go, you see that guy's fucking Louis vest? And it was either positive or very negative. I had the same thing. Everyone would be like, he's wearing a fake Louis vest. Like,

Everyone knew it was fake. I thought it was funny that they were in the plastic bags hanging up to make them look nicer than they were. In a novelty knick-knack shop. Or whatever. It wasn't a high-end vendor. It was...

That was the highest ticket item in there. I was able to get $10 or 30. Was it 30 or 10? Yeah, you were 10. I was working that lady, dude. I was trying to get 50 off each one. They're asking 250. We got them for 240. Yeah, I got 10. Plus tax. But then you go to give them cash and they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We can't take cash. We can't take cash. I think you would. This is a fake Louis Vuitton. You guys are stealing. It's like now I know exactly who I bought this from. I can forward this on to Louis Vuitton and get you guys a cease and desist again. Damn, Ken. Snitch. No.

- Hey, speaking of snitch. - I just feel like for a knock off item like that, you wanna keep everything under the radar. - Evan? - I did nothing. - Evan? - No. - What'd you do? - When we watched a drunk guy pile his bike up into the police station, or the fire department. - No, actually, I didn't think that. I probably would've been like, dude, you're gonna get hurt, you're gonna like, whatever. And what you yelled out was like, dude,

I don't want to see you in jail tonight. You're like, don't get in trouble. And jail was honestly the safest place he was going to end up. Oh my gosh, yeah. Because we pretty much watched him almost just wreck himself like five times in five minutes. Yeah, that was scary. He passed in between us. We're in my Raptor driving and there's an oncoming truck coming and this old curvy highway. Yeah, two lane curvy road. This dude...

One-handed on this, like, kind of custom chopper Harley thing. Passes. He's probably, like, 55, and he's, like, kind of overweight. Like, he by no means looks like he's an athlete. One-handed passes in between us and another oncoming car. And then, like, swerves over. Swerves back in because I'm sure he was just so drunk. And he was going head-on with another trike, like a trike. And then he cuts back over and, like...

It was just gnarly. I was like, what the hell is this guy doing? We can't go a quarter mile without seeing a cop. Anywhere we went all weekend. And this guy's just literally going triple the speed limit going anywhere he wanted. And then we rolled up to him at a stop sign with him just chilling. And then he waved everyone by and then he passed us all again. Everyone he passed, we passed. And then no, suddenly he pulls over.

And literally stops and then just falls over. It looked like he had a heart attack. Oh, my gosh. He just, like, falls, kind of, like, tips over. Lost his boot. Loses his boot. Like, he just kind of, like, tipped onto his knee. Did the bike hit the ground? Like, the bike was so low. It just kind of was, like, you know. And then he just, like, gets up and, like, hops back on. And then Evan was, like, trying to tell him, like, yo, you probably shouldn't be riding all this and that. I was telling him just ditch the bike anywhere and get that.

hell out of there and deal with it tomorrow because when he what dude the guy got back on the bike and goes i'm fine dude he was firing the bike up with his boot still laying five feet away like he he did end up getting the boot but like he was about to drive off without a boot we wouldn't found the nearest police officer and evan told them that the guy was this way no he did that's not what happened this way well what'd you say i didn't say anything actually i got a video of it right

He said, well, the guy's this way, and then they went looking for him, but I think he was already gone. Yeah, no, that guy was a fucking idiot, dude. He was going to kill himself or somebody else. Yeah, honestly, yeah. Best thing would have been for him. Like, being that drunk.

drunk I don't condone any drunk driving but like he was so drunk I can't believe he even like he could have died so many times just in the time when we were around him he was actually riding so aggressively that I thought I was like man maybe we should steer clear of this guy maybe he's in like a fucking gang and in

Invincible from the law. That's what we were thinking too. He's riding one-handed down a curvy highway that you're doing like 40 in a truck. And he's just like, wah. No helmet. Just swerving vehicles. Yeah. Our whole vehicle was the exact same. 50-50 of this guy is so badass. He owns the place.

Or he is literally blacked out and doesn't even know what planet he's on. Once he fell over, then we realized he's blacked out. But at first, we're like, this guy, is he a part of a gang? I don't know. I asked him, where are you going? The Deadwood Motel. We're in Deadwood. I'm fine. It actually was sad. It was sad to see. Yeah, I wonder how the night ended up for that guy. That was at like 6 o'clock. Hopefully, he just woke up with a headache, and that's it. Headache and a scuffed up bike.

Yeah, that's true. Dude, the problem is if he would have pulled on Main Street and had the same stop that he did in the fire station where he just tipped over, he would have dominoed bikes. He probably would have gotten just beat to hell. I was nervous about that walking through all those bikes. I was like, imagine you just bump one of those bikes and it dominoes all of them. What movie is that in? I'm sure it's in lots of movies. Wild Hogs. Wild Hogs when they tip over the bikes, dude. Jeez Louise. That's kind of actually what we were this weekend.

We were 100% wild hogs. We had the fake gear on. We were just trying to play the part for the weekend. That's like what most of the people are doing. I think most of them are doing that. That's probably why we didn't catch too much serious flack for it. I think maybe people saw us and was like, oh, shit, they might be the real deal. They might be the real deal. They're just thinking, is that what I look like? Well, Ken, when they see you coming down wearing leather chaps and a leather vest on a jet ski moped. Yeah.

I don't think they're wondering what the Louis Vuitton vest looks like. Everyone loved the jet ski moped. It was the most loved vehicle. I think it was probably. I mean, people love the mini truck, but obviously there's so many other motorcycle engines going off around there. Like you kind of see that. And then it's like the jet ski just stands out. You just know. Yeah.

And the craziest part is, Ken was not the only guy on a jet ski motorcycle out there. That was kind of crazy. People kept talking about that. They were like, oh, hey, you're the guy on the jet ski moped. Yeah, yep. Yeah, I saw him last night with a couple chicks on it. Nope. Nope.

Nope, I don't think we're talking about the same guy. But most people did recognize how clean Ken's was compared to the other guys apparently was pretty roached. He got like a flat tire, had to get like towed back. I did see that.

I'm in a Facebook group, Scootski, Jet Ski Scooters. There's 2.5 thousand people in here. But anyway, I was named Jason. Do they vet you to get in there? Like, I don't know. It's a picture of yours. What you had to do. But he posted a bunch of pictures of him and Sturgis. Oh, seriously. How old was he? Well, he had to get a toad. That is the guy. Yeah. Yeah. Because the cop said they had to, like, help him get the thing toad out. Was his street legal, too?

It looks like he's got a light bar on the front. He was running a flag. I don't know. He looks a little older than Ken. He did have a chick rolling around with him. That might be his wife. Maybe. We should upload a picture of Ken, like one of the crispy ones that we got. See, is he one of Randy's friends? I don't think this is like the kind of dog that you would want, but they found the cutest little puppy. Oh, yeah, I saw that. They're trying to save. I can't figure out whose it is.

What's up with it? I don't know. They just found it, I think, in town. Doesn't it have any chips or anything in it? Yeah, no, they said no chips. Actually, it looks like they found it at the lake. It's an RFID chip in a dog, so it does get lost. I thought you meant like Doritos. That's what people are doing these days? Yeah. They've been doing that. You can chip your dog. You can chip your kid now, dude. My mom had her dog chipped. Nikki tried to get me to eat an AirTag the other day. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Evan, you could be chipped. Yeah, no shit. That wouldn't be a bad idea. They've been doing that for a while. Really? Yeah. Then you know where they are. Does it ping? How do you check where they're at? It's just something like, so if the dog gets lost...

You just send a alarm off. And it goes to, like, a shelter or something. Then they can, like, scan the, you know, take a little wand or something. And then it knows, like, okay, this dog is, like, owned by this person. Here's their contact info. Oh, seriously. Or if it gets stolen and you could report it and, like, prove that it's your dog. Yeah. Easier than calling. But they have to, like, be able to scan the chip, though. Otherwise, it doesn't, like, actively ping. Okay.

I feel like they should add pinging capabilities to that. I think that's just like a collar then. You can chip your kids? That's nuts. Do stuff so like they can track them? They put it under their skin? Yeah, in like your arm.

There's a lady on TikTok. That's nuts. Chip girl's got it. So like, you know how you can tap to pay on your credit card? She can do that with her arm. That is so nuts, dude. I don't know if I want that shit in my body. That's a little invasive for people. Let alone you do that to a kid? That's whack, dude. A tap to pay on your arm? That is whack. That sounds fucking sick. I feel like you're saying, get a little bracelet on him with an air tag and then you're good. I know people that have done that, but never like actually invasively like planted something into their kids. Who?

Who the fuck? There should be no way that there's a surgeon that would do that. Yeah, there's a surgeon for anything. You're right. Or you just bring him to the vet. There's hope still for some of my surgery wants. Yeah. There's still hope. Get someone with low enough morals and... Yep. Small enough of a tweezers.

Low moral, small tweezers. You could maybe get a two for one. I have me and you. What am I getting? Never mind. We'll talk about it after the podcast. I bet kids that are chipped have to like come up with ways to like get around their chip. It's like when like parents like lock the windows or some shit and the kid like is like freaking James Bond of getting out of that. They got to wear tinfoil trousers. That's what throws off the tracking.

There's probably a way around everything. I guess I can't speak for what it would like to be an adult and chip my kid, but I know as a kid, if I got chipped, dude, I'd be pissed. Not that I'd even really do anything, but I'd just be like, come on, you know? It's got to be pretty surface level. You could probably get it out there.

Yeah, it's just like what's like in like all the movies, you know, they just like they take a knife and they pull it out of their arm. I'm trying to think of what movie. Yeah. Why does it sound like a movie? Isn't it like a James Bond movie? Yeah, I'm sure it's a James Bond thing. I'm sure it's a movie. Or Severance. Have you guys seen Severance? Is that? Is that the one where they had like split personality? Yeah. Have you seen the movie where the guy, Justin Timberlake's in it? He has to pay with time. You got like time, a clock on your wrist. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That movie's lit, dude.

Really good. Kind of true also, you know, like your life is just kind of like how much time you got. Yeah. Warren Buffett said I could buy anything in the world, but I can't buy more time. Yeah.

Interesting. I'm sure more people have said that than just one. But he also said it. I saw a thing that your life exponentially speeds up after 25 because the way that your brain comprehends new experiences is slower. So like doing something new for the first time feels longer than doing something you've done repetitively. So statistically, after you turn 25, you are doing less new things.

So your life goes faster. So you should continue to try to do new things to make your life feel slower. Interesting. Yeah. Not sure if I'm comprehending exactly what you just said, but I sounded like it made sense. I would agree with that. I mean, it seems like around here, time like literally just flies by. Yeah. And then at Sturgis, it was like, holy crap, it feels like we've had a full day. And it was like, oh, it's six o'clock. We're doing a lot. We

we were doing a lot new experience i get what you're saying okay like you know we were in the moment you aren't like just time wasn't just flying by like we were always doing something but like it never felt like it was man that's that's a good point i was thinking about that actually the other day about how like fast summer goes yeah dude and i was like how can you experience summer to make it feel like it isn't going as fast and is there a way they're

There might be. Probably do more. Do more. But when you're doing more, I feel like sometimes it goes fast. It just goes faster. It has to be new. Blink of an eye. Only stuff you've never done. It's all new. But I feel like we do new stuff every single week for a video. It's always the same, though. It's still the same thing.

In a sense. Not always, but a lot of times. It's kind of the same process. No, it's not that. It's just like, it's still the same thing. You're like filming a video. True. You know? Okay. Like, I think Sturgis felt refreshing. That's why we're excited about it. It was a lot of fun, yeah. It was different. It was all new. I haven't had to film in a video in a long time. Long time. Did you guys leave Sturgis feeling refreshed? No, absolutely not. I felt like I was on my deathbed. No, absolutely not. I...

looking at the dash though it said seven hours till home or getting home at 8 p.m and it was like 11 in the morning i was like oh my god i think it would have been different if we weren't there filming a video like filming a video is just so like mentally taxing that yeah like that's what i'm saying god it feels good doing something feels so good feels so good doing something yeah that's very very productive everybody's asked me how is sturgis or like how is sturgis going i go up just burning the candle at both ends but

Having a great time, dude. Summer would probably feel longer if we didn't black out. Hey, you guys don't remember half of summer. No, I was a good boy this year. Were you? I feel like you've been off the fucking handle, Ryan. Yeah, what do you mean, dude? More than ever.

Yeah. But I also, I've been locking in. I've been locking in during the week. What were you like last year? Dude, you were, yeah, I'd say you're, everything about you is just ramping like this. That's good. Everything up. Yeah. We're headed up. It's all uphill, Ryan. You started the podcast with, this is my 11th day drinking in a row. Drinking at noon. Is 11 days a lot of days in a row to you?

Yes. Ryan. That's actually why you're here today, Ryan. Oh, Perg, this is my intervention? Yeah, this is your intervention. Publicly broadcast? We're not actually here to ask you about your drinking adventures. We're here to ask you where our money is. It's being well invested. Okay.

into making new experiences. Oh, okay. I think people were actually pretty concerned that Ryan was taking all of our money after last week's podcast. I just want you guys to know it's true. He is. I still have not seen a single dollar. It was pretty good. I think he watched that and was like, oh shit, I'm kind of being exposed here. Yeah, I was sitting there on my trip watching it, editing. I go, hmm, this probably doesn't look very good, but...

I probably better. It's going to look worse if I cut it out. Yeah, exactly. It doesn't actually come into my account. It goes into the community account. We just don't see much money from it. We're reinvesting, dude. Look at all the new advancements that's in here. Look at him. He's just backtracking right now. Look at all the new things we have here. At least we got rid of that shitty fire TV. I sold it. I was kind of stoked to see that Minnesota actually legalized flying cars. You see that? Like off a jump? Yeah.

Go up to Duluth. Evan's like, perfect, dude. Dude, I have, every time I watch, that's in San Diego, where the big jump is. Duluth, I think, is just a mini version of San Diego. And there are definitely spots we could jump against Tesla. Oh, the hill spot? Oh, yeah, the hill spot. Yeah, yeah, the hill. That's in LA, not San Diego. Okay, my bad, my bad.

But yeah, wherever the legendary that one jump is, there are like those spots in Duluth. Really? So steep. Man, you really haven't seen much about that spot. Why do you want to do it with Ken's Tesla? Because that's like the most legendary jump. Did you watch the video on when that car landed? Yeah, it hit a couple other cars. A couple other cars, a couple trees. Whatever ended up happening with that? I think they like locked that place down. No.

I still see people there. It's just a street, dude. That's been going on there for years. I think they narrowed it. They changed the design of that. They really do need to just make it not a lip. I saw some dude just get ruined the other day. He got towed in behind a dirt bike with rollerblades. I saw that. That was funny. Wait, at that jump spot? Yeah. Oh, I got to see this. I'm going to see if I can look it up. I think he might have added...

a little kicker to it yeah he did more but i'm pretty sure he went straight to his hinder yeah that does kind of suck when you come across an instagram reel and now you're like you'll never find it gotta save it gotta save it having a bit of a tough time i'm gonna put it in the comments a lot of rollerbladers in san diego fruit booters can you still call rollerbladers fruit booters i'd say like maybe a couple years ago that wasn't okay but now it's like

It's like nobody wants to see you rollerblading, bro. I mean, I'm hyped on it. If it's like the dudes at the... Of course he is. Bro. Of course he is. Dude. He goes the opposite way. Whatever way you go. Without fail. Yeah. Now he's saying... I don't know. I think rollerblading is pretty cool. He's been talking crap on forever.

They've made scooters freaking cool. Now, if you go to the skate park, I don't care if you're on a BMX bike, a skateboard, rollerblades, or a scooter. If you're out there getting after it... Is riding a scooter cool? Not really, but if you're out there getting... And that's the same as rollerblades, but if you're out there getting after it, I support it, is what I'm saying. They could be sitting in the house playing freaking video games, but if they're at the skate park killing it... As a guy who doesn't go to the skate park, doesn't have a skateboard, rollerblades, a scooter... What? I just look at it as...

The totem pole is rollerbladings at the bottom, scootering's a little above that, and then it's like BMX and skateboards. No, that's an accurate totem pole. I love how Ken prefaced that. He basically said, I know nothing about this subject, but this is what I think. He just didn't want to be questioned further. I mean, I agree. I think that was probably a pretty...

Pretty accurate. Super accurate. I think that was very accurate, Ken. I just find it funny that Evan's now defending the scooter, the fruit booters. I'm just saying, like, at least they're out there doing something. That's what I would say. They could be doing nothing. That's something I would say, and you would respond with, fuck no. That's the most cheater thing. You're better off sitting on your couch than riding fruit booters. You're better just standing there watching.

I own a pair of rollerblades, Ben. Really? When have you used them? Honestly, I'm not. Middle school. Do they have the grind bar in the middle? They're A-frame, so they only run two wheels. The whole middle is made for grinding. There's shadows. I don't even know if that company is in Salem. Oh, I'm sorry. I did miss the soap shoes in my totem pole. Soap shoes. Heelys. Where do Heelys and soap shoes rank? They're crossbreeding in the middle there. Yeah, it's kind of like a gray area. Any luck, Ry? No.

No, I can't find it. Dude, Instagram needs to have like a search menu. They do, but not, it's not very good. It's got to get better. Thank God you can ask Meta AI something though. I don't know what any of that is. Yesterday when CJ's trying to, CJ and Dalton are trying to get the trailer hooked up and CJ's got his head behind the truck. Dalton's hollering. All of a sudden it's like Siri's talking to Dalton through the radio. Yeah.

And then Dalton's yelling at the radio, and then CJ's responding. I'm sorry. There's no context to that, but God, it was funny. I didn't even know I did that. The meta AI thing made me think of it. No, like you were good. You were just putting the trailer on, but yeah, your truck started talking back to Dalton. He didn't like it.

I feel like we did skip over, dude. Minnesota legalized flying cars. Oh, yeah. Explain that, actually. I'm sorry. We got carried away with jumps. It's called the Jetsons Law. Like, they literally passed a law called the Jetsons Law that legalizes flying vehicles on the roads. But is there such a thing as a flying vehicle? Because as we know, a hovercraft really isn't

Flying. Flying. Yeah, so what does it mean? It's this car and like the wings fold up on it. There are so many other things our state legislature can be working on. That's what I'm saying, dude. They were able to pass. That's what I'm saying, dude. Like the whole board looked at it. Like that's not even a- Yeah, sure. Electric or flying cars. Let's do it. That's not even a commercially available product. It makes no sense.

But they have one. There is a thing out there that is a legitimate flying car. Yeah, flying car. Yeah, I can't remember what it's called. They're building them in the UK, and their promo video, it's like a prototype, right? And it had some legendary UK jet fighter. Probably not as good as any American jet fighter, but anyway. He is flying it, and it looked like it was flying around like this, like crazy. And he's like a literal jet pilot.

So you're saying he wasn't showing off. It looked hard to drive. It looked very hard to drive, and he's a very skilled person. I feel like the type of person who buys a flying car is like your entry-level...

homie he's like oh it's like one of those things where they're trying to make two products that don't mix together work and you're just getting the worst of all worlds and it's just keep them separate yeah but the day that there's a flying car is the day that the future is here yeah you're right like if you were to think what is the future look like you think about flying cars like how much money you'd save on tires

That's a good point. Damn, man. I've never even thought about that. It's got to burn like five times the fuel, but no, that's probably why honestly there isn't big tire has been pushing it down.

Keeping us on the ground. Yeah, I bet. I bet big tires. It's the Michelin tire man in there lobbying against it. Marshmallow man. Well, yeah, boys. Good time. Glad we're all here. Glad to be home. Get back to work. We'll do some things. Sturgis video. Probably not this week, but next week is worth looking forward to. I'd say stay tuned. It's going to be long. Keep cranking your hogs.

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