Ken's Weekend Alone In Vegas, Our Future Kids' Names, & Favorite Pranks
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I feel like you're going to regret it. You think so? Yeah. Yeah, I mean. It's a pretty sweet car. Now I watch that on the thing. I was like, oh, wow, that's actually like, it looked like, you know, when you see it rolling on there, you're like, damn, that's a fucking built car. You know, it's cool. I love looking at it even when it's in the garage. Sometimes it takes someone else driving your car, your bike, your whatever, to be like, oh,

Oh, I do love that. That is cool. I forgot I made it that cool. Yeah. Kind of feel that way too when some other guy starts test driving your chick, you know? Start wondering. Yeah. Oh, man. I really shouldn't have given that up. You got the jaw drop from Ken on that one. I haven't had that problem, but... Good. Well, geez, Ken was alone? Yeah. That is a good thing to have. You said it like you have had that problem. Well, eventually one. I mean, at some point I did in my life. Yeah.

Who hasn't, though? Ben. Ben hasn't. Yeah. No, I have. Oh, never mind. I have. That's how me and my ex-girlfriend broke up. Oh, someone else was test driving her? Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't even selling the car. They were just getting test drives. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Damn. That might be too much to put this early. Yeah.

All right, guys, welcome back to the podcast. Great to be back. What? I mean, I'm just kind of curious. What number are we on? Uh,

80. That's kind of what I thought. I was just looking back through my notes as I was refreshing myself on the subjects I'd written down. It was kind of fun scrolling back and seeing all the notes that we've had for other podcasts. I go, man, I can't believe that was 30 podcasts ago. Dang, so you kind of keep them. I delete them as I go, otherwise it'll get jumbled up in my brain. I try to do that. I have a long list of notes, though, that I need to probably go through and clean up. That happens to me. I chuck stuff in the notes, kind of

content ideas base. And I dumb it down so much that I go back to it later sometimes. And I'm like, what was I? Yeah. Idea. I remember I go by my notes every day. I'm like, what do I need to do? Like, I have like things to get done. Uh,

Uh, like I got this week's video, like every segment that we've completed, the segments we need to complete video ideas, money that's owed to me, stuff like that. Yeah. Your notes are very similar to mine. Have you ever thought about getting a notebook? Like just a good old fashioned little, little book that you write down? No. Really? I thought it'd be kind of like fun and nostalgic to do, you know? I mean, I have one, I have like to do lists that are tangible and then to do is on my phone.

The ones that are tangible are fun, but you got to take them with you sometimes. That's true. It's kind of hard. Like a planner? Piece of paper. Are you saying a planner? Not really a planner because a planner seems too OCD to me. I'm just talking like a book with all your stuff in it, all your notes in it. He's got pages of basically what CJ's got in his notes, but just different pages. Seems unpractical. You just have it right here. Dude, my dad never really carries a notebook and doesn't have...

He doesn't use his phone like that, so he'll write on two-by-fours. He works in construction. So in the back of his pickup, he'll have full house plans written on the back of a little chunk of two-by-four. Really? Yeah. Randy also doesn't put anyone's names in his phone. No, he knows everybody's number. If he was here right now, I'd be like, hey, who's the guy that...

works details your car you'd be like oh yeah no this boom dude that is hasn't called in months that's like such a strange talent he said he it started when you didn't have like caller id in your phone and he had to know the electrician's number because he was calling him 10 times a day and he's like yeah i just built up a memory of phone numbers

That's wild. But he knows, I guarantee he knows every single one of your phone numbers off the top of his head. That's pretty cool. I don't even know anyone other than my mom's phone number. I know my mom's and I know Micah's. Micah's is super easy though. Yeah. I know Ken's. If like, if I was ever in a situation where it was like- Where you needed to leak it on a billboard and you could do it. Yeah.

Like where I was like, I need to call someone, but I don't know who. I would call Ken. Speaking of Ken. And if I tried to call you, you would not answer. Actually, you know what? After you said that one time, I felt really bad. So I put you on my emergency list. So it rings no matter what. I figure if Ken's calling me, I should answer no matter what. That's nice of you. Yeah. So times have changed. Times have changed. Is he used to not? Kendrick's.

How was your weekend, big guy? Oh, yeah. Tell us about this. So Big Ken went to Vegas this weekend just to catch everyone up. By himself. I had the best weekend you could possibly have. That makes me so happy. And keep in mind, we waited. Keep in mind, we made him wait to tell us.

about how his experience was until now. I'm not sure if I still want to know. Well, he's going to give us an abbreviated watered down, cleaned up version. The safe for public consumption version. Safe for even our ears. We won't even know the truth.

Well, let's hear it, Ken. What all went down there? So I went to Florida's this thing. You buy a Bronco. You can go to these different little sites across the country, and you can take their Broncos off-road. So I did the one in Vegas. You get to rock all around the desert, an old Boy Scout camp. Oh. Did that for an afternoon, and then went back to the hotel, did a little gambling.

Came up ahead, won a jackpot on a slot machine. No shit. How much? Two grand. Two grand? That was my first hand pay I've ever gotten from a slot machine. Wow. So you left at that point or did you keep gambling and blow it all away? Oh, no. I got that hand pay. The dude gave me some cash and he said, hey, you still got a little bit of money on the machine. He unlocked it again. And then I took that cash, cashed it out, left. Smart man. That was smart. I'm up. I won. I got to get out of here. Have you taken notes over there?

I was I don't know I'm extremely satisfied that you said that I was not expecting you to be like yeah I pulled out So then what? You wouldn't spend it all at the strip club? Not all of it Really? Did you go Ken?

No, I didn't. You had a little shape for it. Yeah, this is a safer consumption. His mother's consumption video. Ken's got no reason not to. It was a great weekend in Vegas. I'll put it at that. Man. In and out in under 36 hours. No kidding. You were driving back just in time by the time everybody else was waking up on Saturday morning. Still got a nice lake day on Saturday. So you hit and run on him.

Oh, that is honestly the best way to do Vegas, I think. Get in at like 10 o'clock. Just one. Hit it hard for 36 hours. Fly out at 10. Or not 10. 9 a.m. in the next morning. Wow. Saturday morning. I think we should do that. Yeah. It's the best. I'm down. I'm glad you had a good... I opted out of it when Ken was like, my trip's going to be boom, boom, boom. I'm like, well, that...

I don't even like gambling that much, and I don't know if that's enough time. You've been waving around in the hallways, peeing on yourself. Yeah, peeing, pooping. You never know. Yeah, I think Ram has one of those camp things. It's called Ram Ranch. You going to that next, Ken? I'm not sure if I'm going to go, though. I don't think I'm going to go to that. Yeah, Ryan got invited to that by some random guy on Instagram. Well, I was like, Ryan, I think, gets a legit invite, but Ken got invited by a random guy.

Plus one. But yeah, Ken, you said you had a lake day Saturday and then I was out on the lake with you on Sunday. You had scratches all over your back, like from hands. So I don't know what. I don't know. I don't know where that came from. But that's the part that you can't tell about. I don't know. I don't either. Was there actually? Yeah. And then he gave the same answer then, too. I don't know. I don't know where those came from. They're gone now. So yeah, yeah. They're gone now.

Ken, you are a legend. I love your mystery. Do we want to talk a little bit about our weekend? So you guys went to Disney when I went to Vegas. How was that? We're good kids. That's why, Ken. Yeah, some people go to Vegas and get all drunk. Cleaning up our acts, Ken. Making money. I would say it was definitely one of the most interesting weekends of my life. It was a great time. It was a great time, but like...

looking at it reflecting back on it and just taking the entire situation as a whole it is so hard to explain to people it was so strange what we were doing and who we were with it was only strange because it was like you look at the group it was so we had the ceo of bugatti with us

The CEO of Bugatti. Yeah, he flew all the way from Croatia. He's worth supposedly $2 billion. He hangs out with Elon Musk. He's dubbed the Croatian Elon Musk. Yeah, he's like the next Elon Musk. He spoke in Dubai in front of 15,000 people the night before he came to Disney with us. Yes, and he shows up and he's hanging out with our stupid asses. And I think to add, I got to add something that you told me that this is his...

Second vacation since his honeymoon. First vacation. Yeah, like this guy doesn't take vacations. That, to me, before you get into it. He hangs around a lot of intelligent people. And now he's at Disney World with us just waltzing around, going on rides. So not only us, but let me paint the scene of the entire group here. So it's us, me, CJ, and Ryan.

our dumb asses. Yep. And then Steve Hamilton, who is the guy who invited us. We've done a podcast with Steve. He's the owner of, of custom offsets and fitment who we've been working with for a long time. Anyway, Steve is such a G, but the dude's basically just a grownup kid. He's just a grownup kid. And, and he's cool. He's the coolest dude. He's the coolest. So, uh, we got us, Steve was a grownup kid, uh,

He's saying that's what she said. He's making sex noises and just basically being like a 14-year-old with us. We're just walking around. And then we got his kids who are just spitting images of Steve. They're actually 11, 12-year-olds. Yeah, 12-year-old kids. And then we got...

Frankie LaPena, who is one of the biggest TikTok stars. And he also has the biggest hinder. He is known for his dumper. He's got just the fattest ass. Huge ass. So I got to ask, is it real? You got to see it in person, bro. You got it. Dude, I'm not kidding you. We got back from dinner on the first night. He was like, I got to find the gym. I got to get. And it was 1030. We had to get up the next morning. He's like, off to go find this gym at our hotel because he had to go hit the squats. Yeah.

Good for him. Yes. So Frankie's got like billions of views, billions of views on TikTok. Like he's a massive, massive TikToker. But even the fact that if you didn't know that he wasn't a TikToker, you would see this guy.

And just stopping your tracks and your jaw would drop. And that's exactly what happened to every single person we walked past at Disney. So either they knew him. He was the most famous guy I've ever been around. They either knew him from TikTok or they were just in shock of what they were looking at because his ass and his hips are so big. Jim Kardashian, dude. That's what they called him. So we would walk like...

Five feet behind Frankie everywhere. And Frankie's getting stopped for pictures left and right. And then the people that weren't stopping him for pictures were just like in awe of what they were looking at. And then one guy goes, holy shit, you see Jim Kardashian back there? But it was pretty funny like walking behind him because then you could see all the reactions on people's faces.

in just shock. So we got us, Steve, his kids, Frankie LaPena, the CEO of Bugatti, and then a couple of other Steve's friends who were like kids, just like all of us. It was the strangest collective of, of people. And we're just mobbing around Disney for two straight days. But everyone had fun. It was, at first I was, I was scared to talk to, uh,

the CEO of Bugatti, because I was like, I'm just so stupid. I don't want to waste his time. I'm not even going to open my mouth. I'm not going to waste his time at all. I'm just going to smile, give him a nod, let him do his thing, you know. Spoke when spoken to. Exactly. But, I mean, we started warming up towards, like, the second day. We were chatting. Like, everyone was having a blast. Like...

I mean, it was a great time. We rode every single ride at Disney World because Steve has this fast pass. He's a part of Club 33. So we would just go ride a ride. Wouldn't even wait in line for more than five minutes.

Go to the next ride. Like, we rode every single big ride at Disney World in two days. We hit Disney World in two days, and normally it takes, like, five to hit all the rides. And Steve has gone there, like, a thousand times. He knows everything. Literally a thousand times. And knows every single fact about Disney, knows every single ride, every secret tunnel, and, like, knew his way around Disney like no one else there. It's awesome, though, when you do it with him. When you do it with him, you're just rolling around like...

Like, it's like you got the park to yourself almost. And I don't think they really do fast passes anymore. They don't. So, like, the fact that you guys were like, there's two and a half hours for the wait or there's five minutes and you guys got to... Yeah. Yeah, Steve is, like, part of the group and there's only, like, 3,000 people in the world that have access to it. I was jealous. I've been there once and...

I was jealous, but it looked like a really good time. And I was checking the snaps and stuff, looking at the crew. And I was like, kind of from the outside, I was like, what is this? What is going on there? That's I'm seeing who we felt that way. Yeah. We felt that way. Yeah. That is pretty funny then. Yeah. And we're just rolling around together for two straight days. And the only thing on the agenda was just to have a good time. Like no one was filming. No one was like trying to make anything of it besides for just like

Steve hosting us at Disney World and everyone else. Telling you everything he can possibly tell you. It was such a lifestyle switch up because we typically hang around kids our age, which just puts us in different situations. I mean, like the last night we played...

What was it? Sharks and minnows or something like that. We played in the pool, like just played in the pool for like two hours. It was a blast, man. It was a good like wholesome life reset. Definitely. I want to be like Steve when I grow up, honestly. Me too, dude. Like he's got all this money, super successful, can do whatever he wants, but he is so chill. He's not walking around with like flashy expensive clothes on, whatever else. He's just rolling around just...

Like cracking jokes. He's not worried about what other people think about him. He's just like treating everyone kindly. It doesn't matter if you're the CEO of Bugatti or our dumb asses, he's nice to you or whoever else on the street. It was just like, it was nice. I think that is one thing I really took away from it. Cause even the, the CEO of Bugatti, who's got tons and tons of money,

He even was like, so like if you would have seen him or even met him and talk to him, you wouldn't have noticed or you wouldn't have thought this guy is a billionaire. He was wearing a Batman shirt. He was chilling. He was chilling. He was also 33 years old. 35. He would talk with everyone and he was just, it was, it was just cool to see basically the people at the top.

just you wouldn't even have noticed that how they were you know who they are because they act so normal and uh yeah no chip on their shoulder and nice to everyone and it's got to be one of the they're not stuck up most positive aspects that you could possibly be as a human you know super successful it's very admirable very admirable yeah man if if i took anything away from it it's like

These guys at the top are no different than anyone else that we, like, hang out in. They're just smarter and work a lot harder, yeah. Smarter and work a lot harder. Yeah, but, like, at the end of the day, everyone laughs at, like, I guess the people that we hang out with and mesh with. We all laugh at the same jokes. You're all kind of degenerates. And, yeah, I mean, it was pretty wild that we were able to, like –

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I think anyone in that position that's that successful is probably a curious soul. And, and like he, one treated everyone the same, but two was like very interested in, in what other people did and like our lifestyle. And I thought the craziest thing was like,

When he was saying that... So he found out that we were YouTubers and we showed him our channel and he subscribed. Did he? Yeah, he subscribed. Yeah, and he was like, oh my God, look at all these views. And that's me trying to do his accent. And he's like, whenever we come out with a car...

I always try and push YouTube, YouTube, YouTube. Like that's the biggest and the best form of media right now and marketing. And it was just wild to hear like somebody that successful, like kind of praise that profession. He knew. Yeah. He understood it for sure. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, bro. It's hard to explain because you had to be there to experience it. It's just such a strange situation at hand. It wasn't uncomfortably strange. It was just like you couldn't believe what you were doing. Yeah, pop up this picture that I had Ryan take. It's me and him sitting in a teacup playing a Toy Story game.

Wearing 3D glasses. Yeah. I drank beer with him in a fake German city. Yep. Like, it's really odd. But yeah, I'd say like overall, you guys...

We're in such a fun, cool environment. Yeah. Disney World with that crew. Like, it's so random. Yeah, I'm incredibly, like, grateful for that opportunity just because I don't know, like, when else you would ever get that chance. And it was just cool to be in the presence of people like that. And I was trying to just take as much as I could in, you know. Yeah. Without also bothering them. I was not trying to, like, hassle them. Right. I was, yeah, you know, asking them questions like, so what do you think about Lamborghinis? Yeah.

Stuff like that. He said, yeah, they all right. Because the guy drives a Bugatti every day. Yeah. And also another question, just to flatter me, did you guys get recognized at all? Like three times. I think maybe three times. It was compared to his 300. We go to Disney World where it's like the most people ever. And we were hardly getting stopped. And I was like, God damn, if any, if now's like now's the time someone say what's up to me.

Like so I can look cool in front of these guys, you know, not like, like hardly any, I mean, there was people and they were nice, but yeah, it was very strange. And that does go a long way. Demographic at Disney world. That goes a really long way when you're in front of, not that I'm always like hoping for this, but if you're in front of so-and-so and then three people come and stop you within an hour, it's,

It's like, now's the time to do it. Make me look good. Gas me up. Gas us up. You know, a couple people did stop us. And Matej goes, oh, you guys do have some fans. I was like, we got a couple.

He's very humorously blunt, it sounds like. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, to sum it up, though, my future kids aren't going to Disney without Uncle Steve. That's what I was saying, dude. They ruined it for me. Yeah. Yeah, especially after that experience. Yeah. So shout out, Steve. I'll be there with my future little Jimmy. I'll be like, last time I was here, I was with the CEO Bugatti. What'd you do today? Play with Legos? Yeah.

Jimmy Iwerks. That's an awful name. It's going to be a cool kid. You can just tell by his name. So gun to your head right now. You have to name your firstborn in the next 10 seconds. What is it? Oh, shit. Ryan II. I'd probably do something cool. Yeah, let's hear it.

I don't want to say Axel, but like something cool. I was actually thinking, I always used to think Braxton was kind of a cool name. I like that name. I like both of those. You know, but it's also kind of hard to say. And then Alex's sister, my girlfriend's sister, ends up having a child named Braxton. So I was like, well, that name's out the window now. That's out the window? How about you, Ben? I mean, I got a couple, but I don't want to air them out. What are the secrets I'm going to steal? I mean, yeah.

Maybe. Okay, okay. I guess I get that because for their answers, it wasn't very serious. Yeah, obviously it was. I don't know. I think Axel's a pretty sick name. I like the name Axel a lot. It kind of sucked for him, though, because if he ends up being like a really smart guy and goes on to be a doctor, Dr. Axel. That's still a pretty cool name. Sounds like a cool guy. I think your kid's going to grow up and be a doctor, CJ. Yeah, I mean, we'll be lucky if he graduates high school. You're right. I'd say stick with that. Axel Lotzer has a good name.

It does. It's pretty bad ass. Pretty bad ass. Mashes together. There's a lot of people coming out. I mean, not coming out, but. Yo, new names just dropped. People are getting funky with these children's names nowadays. They are. Yeah. Do you know anyone naming their kids like Ryan anymore? Or Ben? Like that shit's boring. You're not naming them that. Like, thank God. I kind of got a cool name. Like, you know, CJ is still hip with it.

But Micah is a cool name. It is. It's pretty funny that Micah is a super unique name and then Mike is like Ben or Ryan. I guess, was Micah a biblical name? Yeah. That makes sense. I was going to say because not that there's anything wrong with your parents, but your parents are very traditional. You know what I'm saying? Like, so like...

Well, yeah, I think they were like, we want to name him something in the Bible. Right. And then only had somebody. Probably the coolest name in the Bible. Yeah, it could have been John, but I'm saying like. Matthew. Yeah, Micah's a sick name. I like it. Micah Salmon. I enjoy it. It's a really cool name. I mean, I could be named.

Hugo and my last name would still kind of carry Hugo Sandman that is pretty sick Hugo Sandman is a sick name that is the sickest name I've ever seen Hugo bro

Maybe I made my kid CJ or something to abbreviate for CJ just so he can be CJ the second. Don't do that to him. I feel like let the kid be his own. Heard that already. I actually, when people do that and it's like Lil Jon, you got Big Jon and Lil Jon, and he ends up being a rapper. I just thought, yeah! Yeah.

He ends up being a rapper. God damn it. No, you guys know what I'm saying, though? Yeah, the whole junior, the third, whatever, this and that. Yeah, in a lot of...

You know, it is like honorable. Yeah. But I don't know. It's almost like then you're kind of just like keeping them, I guess, under your like or in your shadow. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to offend anyone by saying this, but I think it's something that anyone with a non passed down name.

Here's someone that's like, wow, that my full name is. It's John III because my grandpa, John, is a horrible example, but very good one. Because John is the most common name in the United States. Is it? Is that fact? Look that up. Yeah. Okay, so names go out of style. And also the funniest thing too is Johnson is the most common last name. John Johnson. Do you guys think that...

A lot of people are getting away from the biblical names. Well, they say that, uh, I don't think they were ever 50% of the people don't believe in God now. Yeah. I heard that too. So is that true? I don't know. We better look that up too. I don't know where we're getting these statistics, but it is funny that all of us heard that. Um,

It is weird to think, though, how names become outdated. You think of Gladys. Nobody's naming their child Gladys. I feel like we could just list a bunch of names that are too old to be used. Or even Richard. Who looks at a baby and names him Richard? Not that there's anything wrong with the name Richard, but it's just out of date. Nowadays, it's like serial number XY2...

No, it ain't. That's... Dude, the funniest thing about Elon is that he changed... They changed the name to, like, something without numbers in it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they, like... No, I don't think so. I thought they did. I read something that they did. No, it's just pronounced... It's just pronounced a different way. Oh. What's the... I thought it was just a troll. You just spell it, like, totally wrong. You're like, oh, yeah, his name's Eric. Yeah.

Then you look at like Axel. That's a sick name, but it's like now you got to follow that up with the second child. So what do you name him? Fucking driveshaft? You might be onto something, bro. Steering wheel. I love that, dude. Start naming car parts.

Yo, ball joint. Why ain't the dishes done yet? I know some people that do that with their dogs. They're all named after car parts. I like that. I mean, that's, you can name. Honda. What's your take on that? I think that you can name a pet anything. Hence, obviously, you know, CJ kind of came up with the name Lunchbox. That was fitting though. Yeah. So maybe you got to wait to name your child. Let them like grow into their character. And if they're like digging through the scraps, you're like Lunchbox.

You wait to see the first piece that they do. You name it like barf. I think it's even weirder though when people give dogs human names. A female dog you name Kate. That's kind of weird. The only exception, we ain't putting it past me. If I had a dog, I might name it Steve.

Okay, well, that'd be a great name for a dog. Or dogs is an inside joke forever. When I was growing up, our dog's name was Chloe. Oh. Yeah, Chloe the Sharpay, Chinese Sharpay. Yeah, I guess that's kind of human. That's a human name. Like, imagine having a dog and naming it Ryan. Yeah.

That'd just be weird. I'm sorry. I don't know. You'd just be setting him up at a disadvantage right from the start. It's such a stupid name. No, it's just a very human-esque name. Yeah, I'm sure we could think of a list of names like that. But yeah, very human. Naming a dog Ryan would be super weird. What's your guys' take on you have a dog...

And it dies. And then you get another dog and name it the same name. That's weird. Who do we know that does that? I have friends. You probably can't spill the beef. They're listening right now. They do the same names. He's a good kid. Each time. Yeah, I think maybe the first couple is kind of weird. But then after like eight, it's like, no, that's just their thing. You might have a problem. That's their thing. Yeah, you're right.

Maybe. You know, so it might, it's like a bell curve where it's like a little weird and then it gets to the top. A bell curve. And then after like 15, it's like really fucked up that there are that many dogs. Well, jeez, you guys. I'm...

I get where you're going at with, like, I know you just chucked eight as a number, but, like, eight dogs' lifespans? You're still, like, that's a full human's life. Exactly. That's what we're saying. It's at the top of the bell curve. It was like, that was their thing. It's normal. But you get too far, and then you're like, why'd they have so many dogs? Oh, my gosh. I've really been getting tempted. I'm not seriously looking into it, but...

I've just been getting served so many bulldogs on my discover page on Instagram. I just keep looking at it and Alex and I are sending them back and forth.

Just a big, I guess more of a brick, meaty little brick. How big? Just like the kind that Rob Deer did cat on at the Fast Factory. An old English bulldog, just beefy and they don't do much. Just walk around, snort and stuff. They don't do much. I would say, honestly, I would consider that a fun fact about you, obviously. You keep serving them, but...

You like them. And CJ's always had a little special spot. He's like ugly, but there's just something cute about him. No dogs match their owners, you know? Right. I was going to say that before you said they were kind of ugly. Yeah. Before you said the underbite thing too, but you know, yeah. Bulldog.

To me, a beefy bulldog embodies exactly what you are. Yeah, I can stick right in your jeeter. Yeah, like it looks really cool. You're going to have to quit caring about it so much. Yeah, for sure. And like, no offense to you, Ryan, and this isn't really your dog. You're a stepdad. And I love Daisy. Keep in mind. Alondra's dog, Daisy.

You know, it probably does, but it is kind of a girl dog. Like when I think of Daisy, it's kind of just a girly dog, but Daisy is the cutest, sweetest, awesome, awesome dog. And if you ever need me to babysit her, I will take her for sure. She made us a little bit of money today. Yeah, we even, well, yeah, now she actually joined a union and now, yeah, we're paying her and she needed like a certain break time in between filming and all this. I heard they were talking in the lunchbox and trying to get,

Yeah, they're working with a lot of other dogs that work in film and commercials. Waffles. Yep, Waffles, our neighbor that we sometimes put on our Snapchat story. What kind of dog would you get, Ben, if you were going to get one? Probably like a... Greta's got a Bernie's Mountain Dog Bridger. It's a cute little bastard. I love him. Little? Yeah.

It's like a massive dog. It's like 200 pounds. Huge. I don't know. Probably something like that. Really? Really. Yeah. Might need to get a bigger house. I was going to say, big dogs are like... It's a rich person's dog. You got to have a lot of money if you're going to have a big dog. Because it's just cool. They're very high maintenance. Yeah, they are. What kind of dog would you get, Mike? I feel like you would just get like this like... And don't take this the wrong way. It would almost just...

be a stray that happened to be wandering around. You were out dirt biking and you're like, it's totally accurate. And it just starts like hanging around. You're like, this is a good dog. And you just take it in and you name him Steve. You don't really know how old he is.

That's very accurate. You don't know, you know, where it came from, but it would end up being a fantastic dog. Like, it's just like chilling, you know, just the easiest going dog. I could see that. Because I don't think I would go out of my way to get a dog, but obviously that's not really the point of the question. But that's exactly how that would go. Yeah, I could see that. And I've said it.

And it would end up being the best dog, is what I'm saying. Like, it would be so well-trained. It does seem like they're always grateful. Sometimes I really, like, especially in this conversation, I hate that I'm a cat guy. Doesn't mean I don't like dogs. I love dogs. But I want, like, basically, the lunchbox scenario, I'm just like, I want to find... You were allergic to lunchbox, though.

You were. You know what's super weird? I was allergic to Bella, who was Ryan's dad's cat that we had here for a while. And I was allergic to Lunchbox. And now Sydney has a cat who I... I don't like him that much. Love him. Love him. Hair everywhere.

doesn't bother me anymore. Really? Did I get over it? You worked yourself. Yeah, you just... That's what I mean. It used to be like... Conditioned yourself. Oh, man. I don't know if that's possible. Allergy medicine, every time I come over...

Now, never. And maybe if I like, you know, take them and stuff them in my face, I'll sneeze. It's super. I don't know. Dude, I forgot about Bella. I forgot that we had Bella living at the shop for like six months. She got hit by a car. So Ryan's dad had this cat that was kind of just like a shop cat. And when we moved into our shop, she stayed with us here. Well, she lived at the house with us. And then we moved to the shop. And Randy, where was he living?

You moved back into the new house, but he didn't want to have the cat hair. He wanted to wait until it was time. White hair shedded like crazy. I just hope for a stray to fall upon us again. I would never go out of my way. None of us need more. I could keep another stray here. What about the time? I could.

We should clear this up, though, for a second. Lunchbox, we ended up putting him back with his family out in the wild. He had a bunch of wild cats and a family, and they stayed at this resort just down the way. People feeding them. Yeah. So anyways, he's still out there running around. See, I don't think that we could get a shop dog or probably even a shop cat because who's going to take care of it?

The taking care of it is honestly hardly a problem. You just got to get food and water. But, dude, Bella ruined so much stuff. She ruined seats in the boat. She ruined scratches on the top of the car. I guarantee, Mike, bless your soul, you take it astray. And Ben finds it on top of his car one day or worse. CJ, oof, not going to be good. You think I'd freak out worse than Ben? No, but your car's black. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

You know, like it's not going to be good. That's a really good point. There's too much stuff going on. And I can't even like, you know what's funny? It's like I can't even...

We'll get out of here. Be upset about you guys having your cars in here. It's pretty funny. I left my Subaru. I mean, this is like on a tangent. I left my Subaru in here all winter, and I loved it. We all kind of loved it. It looked cool in there. But I was like, bro, no one really cared. Like, when the Lambo and the GTR are in here, everyone's a little nerve-wracked for it. But I don't think anyone... I don't think so. Well, maybe not you two. I mean, at this point... Literally everyone that is here other than... You two. Like, what do you mean? You're just like... We're playing darts, and we're back right now.

No, it's only typical things. It's like just walking between them. I make so many trips between them a day. And this isn't me being like, you guys need to get them out of here. I make so many trips between them a day carrying a bag or something. I haven't touched them, but it could happen.

No, but then that brings up that point. It's like, yeah, if I brought a cat in here and it walked on Ben's Lamborghini, that wouldn't work. Yeah, I mean, if it was mine, I would feel the same way. Yeah, and then you constantly got to worry about it. Like, I'm right now like, oh, where's my dog at? Oh, I got to feed him, whatever. Well, actually, Ryan's dad once had a really good point. He was like, a dog is actually sometimes harder than a baby because you can take a baby into a restaurant, into the mall, into...

Wherever you're going, you could take a baby. You could essentially take it to work, but a dog, you can't take into a restaurant. You can't take it on vacation. So you're leaning more towards the baby side now? Yeah. You know what I could see?

I could see Ken getting a dog that is just a stage five chiller. Yeah. And he just sits in the merch bay with him. Ken would actually be a great dog dad. Ken goes to the merch bay, sits there with him. Ken gets up, walks to the bathroom, goes with him, sits outside the bathroom. Ken comes out of the bathroom, goes back to the merch bay with him. Bro, Ken's dog's name would be like Andre or something. What would you name your dog? Andre the poodle. It'd be so elegant. I don't even know. I've never even thought about that. Bailey. Bailey.

That's Ken's mom's dog. Yeah, that's why it'd be funny if he's a liberal. Dude, so I shouldn't say that's what everyone wants, but like, do you not want your dog to be a stage five chiller? I mean, I would say so too. And sometimes since it's not, I would say one of my bigger fears with a pet, mostly a cat or a dog is them having separation anxiety. I don't want that. Well, I've also heard this. Wait,

When you leave a dog, it could be for five minutes, five hours, five days. They don't know. You know, when they say goodbye. I do feel bad about that. They don't know how long you're leaving. You know what I mean? They don't. You'll be like, goodbye. Kind of the same vibe. You know, I'm going to miss you. Whether it's for five hours or five days. And they have no idea. Obviously, it's a dog. It's five days. They can't even watch TV or go on their phone. I guess you could maybe buy your dog a phone. Ken probably would get his dog a phone. I think if your pet...

No. Get separation anxiety. It again is like added stress to you instead of comfort when you do get to see it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Um, I, I think with that is if you have like a luggage or suitcases too, like they're just trained, like they see the suitcases. Oh yeah. I unpacked my suitcase and Daisy saw me walking with it and he immediately like came over and was like pawing at me cause she thought I was leaving again. Hmm.

Oh, that's interesting. She was actually sad that you were leaving? Yeah, of course, dude. Breaks my cold, cold heart, man. For a second, I thought Ben was getting like, I just don't want a dog that has like baggage, you know?

I don't want them to have a bunch of shit going on in their past life. I need a clean slate. I just did, yeah, for a second. I was like, they got baggage? Ben doesn't want to deal with that shit. As nice as it is to adopt shelter dogs. No, I don't want the...

the baggage. All that past. Well, I can't believe that we're sitting here talking about... I've really enjoyed this. Talking about pets for the past 20 minutes. Maybe we're extremely immature. Like, not only, obviously, immature in the way that we are very publicly immature, but maybe we're also...

as far as like where we're at in life. Emotionally? We're like dogs? No way. We can't take care of them. Babies? Of course not. I think it's just where we're at in our life. No, I'm just laughing that we're like talking about that. Maybe we're in touch because I think a lot of people have kids that shouldn't have kids and a lot of people have dogs that shouldn't have dogs. A lot of people that shouldn't have kids that keep having kids. Most people that have like the most kids can't even seem to support one.

What's your guys' take on Dana White's slap league?

Dude is gnarly. Just standing up there and basically if you go first, you have the upper hand. For sure. UFC is one thing because it's got the whole... It's combat. You can defend yourself. If you're a good wrestler, then you have some kind of a better advantage than if you're a good boxer or vice versa in some way. You can defend yourself in some way. That one is just like...

It's just no defense. Yeah. I just like whoever's. I heard you like moan about that because. I can't even watch it, dude. That's tough for you, man. It constantly is popping up on my Instagram just because the people I follow will be resharing or whatever. And to be clear, like if you want to go out and do that, go and do it. But it's very tough for me to watch someone get just just willingly take brain damage and

And like you listen to these guys talk in the interviews and you watch them. They are significantly worse than like boxers and UFC fighters. Even the way they talk, they're like slurring. They're all fucked up. And like, obviously there's technique that goes into it. And maybe I'm completely wrong. And this is slightly ignorant to say, but I think it takes more balls and talent to do that.

to do that. I would agree. And also a very good chin because realistically that, that is some people are just genetically or they just have a, I don't know what, you know, they can take hits like that, but eventually that's going to wear just like every other boxer or fighter you've ever seen in, in the history of ever. I haven't looked into it too much, but is there ways that you can like that? There are people, those people are training other than slapping harder. Yeah.

And also who gets to slap first? How do they pick that? I think it's coin toss. And what happens if you don't knock the person out? Then they turn around and hit them. And then do you get to hit them back? How many times do you go back and forth? Until one gets knocked out. So if you go first and you knock them out on the first one, then you win, I believe. Yeah, but then you go next round, and eventually you're not going to get to go first. So that's when it comes down to just being able to take

a slap dude you know like you ever shook a guy's hand and it just feels massive like it like he's a a man of the land probably just got a strong hand you imagine shaking that guy's hand bet you it's like andre the giant dude yeah it seems like the bigger you are the more advantage you have at it but then again some of those guys up there it's like aren't aren't they have their technique no there's definitely a technique to the way they're like hitting it

Obviously, their swing, they have a lot of force, and I'm sure you are perfecting that. Dude, there's no way I could stand that. But you can't flinch. If you flinch and then you get hit, you're just like, flinch, and then you have to take it again. Really? You can't flinch. You can't flinch.

Because technically, you know, you look at fighting in general. You're covering. Like, boxers train. So if someone's throwing a hook at this side of your head, you go with it to lessen the blow. You know what I'm saying? Of course. So, like, that's why they're, like, kind of moving, which I know very little. But, like, so obviously if someone's going to hit you, you almost want to take the slap and move with it to lessen the blow. But you can't do that. And if they detect that, you got to do it again. That is. It makes it worse. And maybe I don't know a whole lot.

saying this that other people do, but I remember seeing Mike Tyson, uh,

And he trained his neck to be the biggest neck for his... He's like bridge roll type of thing. Yeah, and so I was watching what he'd do. That's super bad for your neck. But yeah, he's strengthening. It's good to know because I'm watching him do it. And he's like basically feet on the ground and then head on the ground. It looks like he's about to break his fucking neck. Oh my gosh, dude. Pull up the old clip. Yeah, you should pull that up. You'd easily be able to find it. I was really blown away. He did neck exercises.

I think they're called neck bridges or something. And then you look at Mike Tyson and you're like, well, his neck is massive. Like, he actually had the biggest neck in his weight class. Yeah, the pictures of Mike Tyson when he was in his prime. Shocked. So anyway, I didn't know that he did neck specificity.

I didn't know that he did neck-specific exercises, and I was just, like, blown away. Yeah, like that. Look at that shit. Does that not look like it would, one, hurt? Oh, man, he got that. He looks like CJ's future bulldog, dude. I didn't know that was a thing. That's so bad. That's so bad for your neck. I didn't know that was a thing. They don't do that anymore, I don't think. But they have this thing called the iron neck. I've seen that already. Yeah, it's for training your neck.

When I was in hockey, my dad used to always tell me to... I don't know how he wanted me to necessarily do it, but he wanted me to strengthen my neck in case I'd get hit from behind because it would help basically... Protect you? Rather than potentially break it or whatever. Wow. Ken, I got something else for you to pull up. Hey, how much money do these guys get paid? I don't think the Slap Elite guys are making that much money. That's the thing. Just like the UFC fighters that are below, which is pretty public. They're

asking for more money but uh i would imagine the slap league guys are getting paid very very little from what i've heard dana white white talk about is just like the the numbers behind it though for like social media impressions because it is extremely shareable yeah and anyone can watch that like anyone whether you're into combat sports or not and

And you can be pretty entertained by like, whoa, what is going on? Like the primalness of it. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. I'd imagine like if he's doing it or getting behind it, there's got to be some reason. But people said the same. For the record, I'm not saying it's not going to be successful. I'm just saying I can't watch it. Yeah. No. Oh, and for the record, I'm saying the athletes may be not getting paid, but Dana White is. Yeah. Somebody's getting paid. Somebody. Yeah. It's not like TBS. Yeah.

Like dead ass serious. It's on TBS. Sorry, I thought you were thinking TLC because TLC is savage. Oh, like my 300 pound life. Yeah, they just exploit people. Not 300 pound. What is it? My 600 pound life? You know, how big are those? Hey, you guys have a

Being the editors of this channel, you guys have a pretty good library of funny songs. Well, when the 600-pound person does anything, they put a funny song. Yeah, dude. They do a little bit of a dirty with that. They don't feel bad about it for a little bit at all. Yeah, you can really do something dirty with the edit. Is that what it is? 600 pounds? I think there's a couple. There's so many, dude. There's like 1,000-pound sisters.

You know, like there's two and they're like one 600 and one's like 450. Bro. Holy crap, dude. My thousand pound sisters. They are some big woman. Both of them together weigh over a thousand pounds. Yep. I mean, that's quite a bit. It's reasonable now. She's not, she can walk. No, that's the other sister. I think one of the sisters is trying to slim up. Yeah, obviously the other one on the left slimmed up. Well,

Wait, so both of them were 1,000 pounds? Good for her. Neither of them were 1,000 pounds alone. Some of these people are at such a disadvantage, though, because of just their genetics. So I would imagine if you're 1,000 pounds, you are at the furthest end of...

Of a disadvantage. Obviously, you still probably should try to do something to make your life a little easier, but dude, that's crazy. You could literally not do anything. I don't think they'd do anything. They wouldn't be able to even sit in this chair. This chair would break. I don't even know if they'd be able to sit on the couch. The couch probably wouldn't be able to hold them. Yeah, man. I think it gets to a point, though. How do you bathe? That's where I guess at the end of the day, I hope that shows like this... I don't know if they are because I don't watch them, but...

I hope they're helping them. I think they're just making it worse, man. That's what I'm... I don't know if they're making... I don't think they're making it worse. Well, I guess they are giving them money. Yeah, well, they're... I'm sure in the show they have like a trainer that's like... You think they're trying to slim them down? I don't think so at all. They're like, keep doing what you're doing. I'm pretty sure that's the whole premise of all of these shows. I don't think so. Maybe it's just to exploit them. I don't think they're... I don't think it's completely... Maybe. Maybe we're going to have to watch it. I'm pretty sure...

I mean, I could be wrong, but I have a very hard time believing that they're out there getting these women that they're making their money off of for being big. They're getting them trained? Maybe. Who were we with that they... I don't know if they were on the film set of a show like that or...

If they were like related to somebody, but they were talking about like how hard it is for everything they do. Like they need someone to help them like poop and pee. Oh my God. No, it was, it was sex. Oh my God. Now I remember. I can't say.

Dude, there was these super heavy people. I don't know if it was that extreme, but in order for them to have a child, the family members helped and lifted up the role so they could... Dude, I'm dead-ass serious. For the show? No, not for the show. This is just in real life. Someone I heard. Somebody that is medical. Maybe it was. Wow. I don't know who it was, but he was...

yeah, it's a fucked up shit. And we don't need to think about that because someone talk about something else. I can't get that. I understood the first time you said it. No, when you said family members helped, we knew all we needed to know. Um, it must be working with a hammer to work through that fat. Cause I mean, you got to realize like you're going to be working with a nub. Oh,

By the time you have a pelvis hanging out like that, think about it. I mean, shit. Like you want the video from me. I'm changing the subject. Thank God. Just something real exciting. So I went to high school at a place called Holly High School. It wasn't.

Anything to write home about. I enjoyed it. But they finally did something cool. Really? Well, they painted a mural of you. In my eyes, they did something cool. No, you guys remember the dirt bike through the school prank? Dude.

It's been done a handful of times, but do you remember just the one? Yeah. The legendary one. Pink classics? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I looked that one up, of course, had to re-watch it after I saw this, and I was like, oh, yeah, this is just... This is the only one I remember. And then, of course, I'm looking on YouTube. There's like 20 other ones. So...

It's been done many other times, but I just got sent a nice video from my high school, and they did that as their senior prank, and they're facing all the charges you'd think they'd face. Yeah, what kind of charges? It's like they rode a scooter. Well, no. Hey, hey, hey. I gave the buddy on the scooter some credit. We got a two-stroke, and he's revving it.

Oh, he did it. Yeah, yeah. No way. That's where I went to high school, and I was so proud. The two-stroke, homie, I was so proud. Holy frick, how'd they not get stopped? Dude, I don't know. Well, man, we could have gotten a steadicam on this guy. Yeah. Somebody could have been on a one-wheel-pulling him or something. But, yeah, the scooter was, you know, the scooter was that. Yo, there's a GoPro.

footage of the actual rider and and he comes out of the school wait you are you talking about holly yeah this guy and he comes out of the school and he like grabs second and he almost hits a car holy shit but then i guess they they loaded up and they got caught in the parking lot yeah so what happened they got pretty jammed up like basically you know like they didn't do anything that bad that's what's interesting in a situation like this the adults you know the principal the

the vice principal, whoever else is in charge, they're like, we have to do something. Right, because they could have hurt someone. You have to discipline. I mean, yeah, you can't just ride a dirt bike through the school. I agree. He wasn't doing wheelies or really being that reckless. For the record, I agree. So they got ISS, which is in-school suspension. That's not that bad. Okay. I've tagged that a couple times. Not crazy.

No, you just sit in it. Oh, they didn't get the cops involved? That's good then. That's what I... I'd say that's a fair deal. So they threatened to, but then I was like, that's... Yeah, they threatened to. They're like, well, we got to get the cops involved. And then it kind of pushed away from that, like it should. Yeah. And they got in trouble. Okay. He couldn't walk. He couldn't walk. That's right. At graduation. And then anyone else involved holding the doors couldn't walk. That's kind of messed up because that doesn't...

punish the kid it only punished the parents the parents are the only person that cares about the kid walking I never gave a shit but my parents wanted to see me walk so that's a little messed up because I know that's a standard punishment but what are you gonna do so that was for the senior prank

I mean, that's why. Yeah. Yeah. That's what they called it. We drove a golf cart. It's not that good of a prank. It's not really a prank. That's just like doing a stunt to me. Either way. Proud of them. Yeah. It is funny calling it like that's our senior prank. I'm sure it wasn't our senior class collective prank, but it was like part of their little like a prank would be like saran wrapping the whole entire school or the front door. So you can't get, you know, or something like that. Yeah. Well, for my senior prank.

Ours was so lame. The principal's car got saran wrapped and somebody pooped underneath it. Oh, no. That's kind of funny. My friend. You think. You think. So they got away with it? He's so fucked. Dude, saran wrapping a car is actually kind of fucked up. Yeah, someone did it to... You can pull some paint off with that. It gets hot and stuff. And then, I mean, you wrap some poop in there, too. That's not good. When we were a senior...

All the seniors would stay at the school on the last night. I don't know if that was a tradition. A little bit, yeah. I guess like sleep there? Yeah, like sleep in tents or in your car. That sounds like your bad idea that the staff's asking for right there. Let them sleep in the school? We are getting old. No, outside the school. Oh, outside. Okay, that's not so true. It's like Black Friday. They don't let you in until... But every single year, somebody would...

crawl up on the roof and get in trouble or do something or and then that's when you would do like the senior prank it was like that time yeah and i remember everyone went to bed and we're like so what are we doing for the senior prank and i think we'd like maybe did a couple different things but like nothing too big and then the next morning like words started to spread did you hear somebody pooped under like or in the i think it was in the principal's parking spot

And everyone was like, who was it? Who was it? But we had this one friend that would poop on demand anywhere. So you, he's looking pretty guilty. He's pretty red. I don't think he ever admitted it, but he would just smile. Very smart of him. So we all know it was him, but I don't think he ever admitted it, which is so funny. But, uh,

Yeah, I love that. I want to say that's what we did. I just love that. I wish I could poop on the man. I love that he stepped it up from... So what is our senior prank? You're all sitting there like camping out. Took hours into his own hands. Saran wrapped the principal's car. Everyone's like, okay. It's like us coming up with ideas. All right, what...

Yeah, we got that, but we got to step it up and then finish this thing. And that's what he's doing with his poop. He's like, yeah, we got to finish this thing. I think he even lone soldiered it. Really? That's ballsy, man. That's smart, though. If you want nothing to get out, you got to do it by yourself. Unless you got some trusting friends. I think the year before, all the seniors brought their dogs or animals or pets to school. Seems like a health risk.

Yeah, probably. Man, I'm getting old. I like the idea of when you get chickens or goats or whatever and you number them like one, two, three, or you just do one...

three four and then then you know like they catch the goats you know like where's two and they're still looking for it or whatever like that's a classic that's a good one obviously that's been done tons of times but that's just like a pretty as long as the animals aren't getting you know hurt or whatever but that's a good one what'd you do did you guys i don't think we did one i i can't remember i legit can't remember i remember i think we put we put the golf cart inside or schooled like like a groundskeeper golf cart and

Did a bunch of other lame stuff. No, like craning the principal's car on the roof and stuff like that. You know, how the fuck would you even manage to do that? Like, you know, realistically, like they don't leave their car there overnight. It's true. Yeah. They're just asking for it then. Yeah. I would say walking away from maybe this whole podcast, but comment down below. I, I, I'm so curious what, like what your senior prank was, regardless of what it is and what it was, if it was the most savage one that you think has ever been done.

I saw that there was a school in Texas that had to call off graduation because 16 of their 30 students didn't graduate. Why didn't they just let the 14 run it? I don't know. It must have been like, it's not worth it. 16 more people makes it worth it? I don't know. I'm a little worried because like,

Is it just because they just didn't graduate or was it because of a prank? No, I think it was because of like grades and attendance or something. They were just embarrassed. They were like, we're going to slough this class off. But I was like, what a terrible stat to get out on the internet for your town. The fact that it got reported on was kind of sad. 50-50 shot if your kids can graduate from our school. Well, shit, my kid graduated. I'd be pretty happy. Good job. Beat the odds. Yeah, you...

Beat the odds. Ken, to wrap up, can we play that video that I sent you? All right. This is bringing back an old segment called Idiots on the Internet or something like that. I can't remember what I called it. I don't know who these Backyard Broncos guys are. I think they're Canadian, but God damn, are they hilarious. The group of them, their group dynamic is insane. And the premise behind this is they're selling a car to this guy.

and he came to buy it. Okay, okay. You're gonna have to get used to her, huh? You're gonna back out, huh? It's a turd wagon. You good? Dude, I am... Dude, I am so sorry.

wait who's the pranker no prank at all that guy i think that was real i think they were trying to sell the car like okay we did our we had our fun with this car we got to get rid of it and apparently when you're trying to sell a car that you made it a convertible probably for like 500 bones that's the type of guy that shows up there's no way that was real that's what i thought bullshit but there's no way there's already a shitty car that's why they did it's tough you're

You know, there's a problem when homie doesn't even bat an eye about the chopped off roof. Yeah. Yeah. But like, bro, that is what we would call a hermit. Like he lives under a rock. I don't know if, if it's, I think you guys live under a rock for believing that. Yeah. I'm here for good entertainment. No, no, no, no, no. Hey, Ken, play it. Play it.

saying it's bad entertainment I'm just saying do you guys actually believe that here's why this is just a really dumb ass funny take as to why I believe it play it again Ken it's when he turns the key double the times like oh hey what are you doing man what are you doing it's cause he doesn't even know how to start a car he knew the car was running it was just like a skit so

So here's why I believe it's real. Because of his hair. Dude, the guy... I know, the hair did kind of confuse me. Look at his hair. He's got the best bedhead going on right now. You know... It's fake. I mean, okay, fine. It can be fake and less fun. But goddamn, that guy...

Really acted like a good weirdo. Yeah. Yeah. He did great. If there's anything we can take away from this, he acted like... It's just a civic. They chopped the roof off. And for them, they do a lot of these. And if this one isn't real, which I agree, maybe it's not. But...

They get a ton of iffy, funny interactions with people when they're trying to kick guys in the nuts for cars and stuff like that. But this one definitely worked. It got a ton of views. And you know the way they don't film his face? Well, I don't know. It's just not as fun to be like, it's fake.

No, no, no. It's funny. It's funny. But like, it just. I got to go. I got a meeting with a YouTube manager. Cripes. Shit. On that note. All right. On that note, life is fake. I just.

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