Evans Viral Crash Aftermath, Micah's Drift Car Nightmare, & Taking our 81 Yr Old Grandpa To Vegas
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81 years old and we brought him to Vegas. And boy did we have a good time. Well you can't put a brick on the gas, it's not gonna go anywhere. Have you ever had a diet? No. It's a good thing that you know how to fall and crash. Yeah that could have been Ryan. The world's really hard when you're dumb. Especially when you're friends with you guys. But that's what we were committed. We were either going to double this money or lose the money.

Have you on a diet? No. I've been hearing around town. There's like a murmuring. I ate chicken one day. I saw you eating fruit. The carrots is what threw me off. Carrots are good. I eat carrots all the time. Bro, yeah, it's still the AM. Evan's just finishing off a full pack of carrots. That's the thing. I ate like a handful of carrots. It wasn't even a whole bag.

I don't know. Multiple people have seen the way you've been eating today, and without even talking about it to each other, all have just concluded that you're on a diet. Alex just came up to me. My girlfriend's helping clean the shop. She goes, is Evan on a diet? I go, I don't know. Well, I saw him eating carrots and chicken today. Oh, he must be. Everyone's concerned about you, Ev. It was after this photo started going around. Oh, fuck.

Dude, I love somebody asking, is that Photoshopped? And we go, no. Ben and I just found it at like 3 a.m. and we're editing photos. And we burst out laughing. I'm sorry, Ev. I'm sorry. But do you feel better? He's had half a bag of carrots and a chicken breast. I mean, it's a good start. I feel like a whole new man. Ryan, that's like...

saying, can you fill up a lake with one water bottle at a time? Like the equivalent of a couple carrots in Evan's body.

Yep. Did you just decide to take care of yourself after you annihilated the outside of your body on a hard object? Yeah, that did suck. I was pretty sore, so putting some good stuff in to help my body recover is probably a good idea. A couple carrots and a chicken, that should get me on the right path. Yeah, how are you doing after that? Odd.

I think super good. Honestly, it's been what, like five days and I'm sore a little bit. Yeah. But each day got better. Like the day after, extremely sore. I saw you in the morning. I go, how are you feeling? He goes, like I got hit by a truck. I go, oh, pretty much. That's how you were walking around like you got hit by a truck. Yeah, it was like never any intense pain in any one area. It was just all over. Sore.

Where's it hurt? All over. Everywhere. After you crashed and you threw the, like, you know, trying to get air in your lungs. Getting the wind knocked out of you is one of the worst things. But you just go, my insides. Yeah, yeah. And I felt, I was very scared, exactly, that there was internal injury. But now, after it has been proven that a couple carrots healed you, it's pretty funny that

for you to just rattle off my insides. I was worried you, like, exploded an organ or something. And I was like, oh, boy, here we go. We got to go in. And then you just were okay. I was like, thank God. Yeah, I was just, like, trying to get my air back. And then when I did it, just, like, it was almost just, like, numb. I don't know, probably from sliding in the cold water, too. But it, like, felt like my insides were all warm and ached. But it turned out to be nothing. Man, dude, it's a good thing that you know how to –

fall and crash yeah that could have been ryan he was the one who was initially going to go across my head would have been chopped clean off i mean i could have done that i'd like to take credit for knowing how to fall dude i hit the ice before i even knew i was going down i don't i got lucky i'll put lucky on that when i watch i feel like you you did you fell as good as possible like i agree like you like dove towards the ice got above the ice shelf and

Yeah. The whole reason we were standing right there was because we were evaluating the ice and Ryan was going to ride his quad across. And then we all go, yeah, I don't think we should do it. And I'm like, yeah, yeah. It's not worth trying to get the bike out of there. If it, if it does sink and all this, like no need to make this video any more expensive. And then I just hear, look out at you. And then you start going across.

And then, yeah. That's exactly it. I heard you guys talking about not doing it. I'm like, well, we got to do it. I'll just go do it. The bummer was it didn't even, like you said, look that cool because it wasn't hard. You couldn't tell. Well, because he wasn't supposed to go into the water. Well, yeah, that part, obviously. Yeah, it was tough. So Evan's whole run-up to that was he was riding over floating chunks of ice, but... Yeah, you can see the one rotates a bit. Yeah, you couldn't really tell. But my favorite part was when you... Evan shows me this video...

classic Instagram video of people just getting wrecked, you know, falling on skateboards, bikes, breaking their arms, falling out of cars. And then I'm like, okay, yeah, this is gnarly, dude. And then his clip comes up. I'm like, oh, you made it into one of those videos.

Like crash compilations. One other thing that happened before that, so we're getting ready to go out and film that day, and I don't know why it came up, but you were talking about, have you ever seen that clip when Travis Pastrana was in, like, where were they? Like Brazil, and he tried water skipping the pool, and he pretty much did the exact same thing as you. You don't want to be water skipping with, like, a 90-degree edge. Wow.

Not good. Yeah, it's generally a bad idea. And then it ended up happening like an hour and a half later. Oh, you were talking about it before. Yeah, before, dude. I was like... I think you crashed at the perfect speed. If you'd been going faster, you would have hit higher and could have like...

you know, really like flipped over the bars or like, you know, something else bad could have happened. And if you'd slowed down, you would have hit higher on your body and been like underneath the ice. So it is pretty crazy that by not reacting and doing anything, you hit it the perfect speed. If you watch it play by play that you hit, and then you rotate up over the ice, almost cantilevering your energy off of it. Science, science. Yeah. You're like a cat. It was crazy. Yeah.

You get lucky once in a while. Yeah, I'm glad you're okay. That was gnarly. Glad you're okay, brother. So what'd you do this weekend? Me, CJ, and Ben were gone, but what were you two jabronis up to? I was freaking babysitting. Because you said you were staying back, and you were supposed to get your jet ski winterized. I didn't see that happen. No, I know. I was funny. I was walking. Mike, you said you were going to get appointments done and winterize your stuff. I didn't. I walked past a jet ski so many times, and I was like, I never...

Winterized it. But you were babysitting, you said? Yeah, on Friday. Yeah. Well, Sydney nannies, and they had a Christmas party, so she's watching the kids, and I'm there. And then it was just funny because the kids were already in bed. I wasn't doing anything. And she fell asleep because I was like, yeah, you can fall asleep. And then they came home, and they're like, oh, look who it is, your babysitter Mike. Babysitter Mike. I didn't do anything. It had to be concerning for them coming home. Yeah, they were like, oh, my God. We should have came home earlier. Yeah.

No, I mean, they were like, after the kids go to bed, you can have a couple beers. Oh, my. Now they're letting you drink on the job? No, it was good, but...

yeah, not quite to the caliber of what you guys, whatever you guys were doing. I was living vicariously through your stats. Man, we needed a babysitter this weekend as well. That's what Grandpa Ron came with for. Was he babysitting us or were we babysitting him? Be real. Who was babysitting who? Nobody was babysitting anyone. It was just running around. It was like a

between who could be the bigger degenerate. In fact, I said in the airport, since Evan and Mike aren't here, I think I'll take the role as lead degenerate. Yeah, somebody had to do it. And I took it with pride. I don't know if I lived up to the expectation, but I tried. Yeah, you tried. Yeah. So we brought me and CJ's Grandpa Ron together.

You guys have seen him in the videos. 81 years old, and we brought him to Vegas. And we went there because it's always been one of our dreams to go to a Vikings game with our grandpa. Like ever since me and CJ were little kids, we just grew up watching the Vikings games with Grandpa Ron. And he's a major, major Vikings fan.

lifelong Vikings fan. Yeah, huge fan. He's been disappointed so many times. So we always said, oh, it'd be so fun to go to an actual game in person together with him. And then when this one popped up in Vegas, you guys know we love Vegas and Grandpa Ron loves Vegas. And we were like, wow, this is a great opportunity. So we went to Vegas. And boy, did we have a good time.

Dude, obviously, like, he's 80 years old. We should probably maybe go easy. Yeah. Maybe not stay out that late, not do a ton of walking because, you know, you're just constantly on the move. Always walking. Dude, he put us to bed. Yeah, literally. Like, every single night. Like, he was like, oh, you guys are going to bed? Fucking pussies. Yeah, and then he'd get up before us, too. That was his thing, too. He's up at 6 a.m.

And, like, I was trying to give him, like, the way out. Like, when we first landed, I was like, yeah, I'm pretty tired. Like, maybe we should just go to bed early just so we can, like, all have a, you know, full energy tomorrow to really hit it hard. He goes, going to bed? Yeah. We landed at midnight. I was just going to say, you guys probably landed. Go to bed. Yeah, we landed at 12 o'clock Vegas time, which would have been 2 a.m. our time from where we came from. And our grandpa then wanted to stay out another two hours.

He pretty much just seemed to draw the line at Taco Bell. Yeah, he didn't. He was like, all right, let's go home. And he dragged us around that town, showed us how to do it. Not that we really needed any advice. Dude, it was like the blind leading the blind.

It was for our entire lives. The family just thinks of Grandpa Ron as the card player, gambler, and he's always wheeling and dealing, right? So we've always thought that he knew a thing or two about playing cards and gambling, right? He does it a lot. I don't think he's any better at it than we are, and we're really bad. Every person I talk to, it sounds like they actually win in Vegas, not us.

But yeah, it was so funny. We were sitting there, we were sitting there and he was losing money and we were losing money. I was like, well, I, I see where we get it from. Oh, grandpa. Damn it. But we straightened it out. We straightened it out at the end. We did. We put some money on the most boring Vikings game in the history of the world. Yeah. We had five grand down on them winning by more than three points and they did not win by three points. They pushed, they got three points. So we got our money back. Thank God.

But they could have kicked that field goal at the very end, and we would have won. That was, I think, the nail in the coffin for me on being a Vikings fan. That was such a dick move of them. They could have just kicked the freaking field goal. It was like a 28-yard field goal. And then they were like, just kidding. Let's squib kick it. And then they almost scored a touchdown on the return of that. So, like, it was a bad move. Yeah, it was bad.

Yeah, keep in mind they didn't score those three points until about whatever, like three minutes left of the game. Yeah. And I was watching it back at home, and I couldn't help but laugh. Just zero score, zero to zero, first score, second score. And I'm like, dude, the boys are just wanting a good time here. They're at the game. They paid a lot of money for these tickets. It was the lowest scoring game in NFL history since 2007. Wow.

I mean, it couldn't be any lower scoring unless they got a safety. So we go walking out of there. We're like, well, I guess at least we got our money back. And then Ben and I are kind of just like bummed because we were filming this for a video too. We were committed. We were either going to double this money or lose the money. And we're like, well, red kind of is our color. Fuck it. Let's go put five grand on red. So we anticipate this. We tell everyone what we're doing.

And, you know, this is probably what, five o'clock. We're like, okay, let's go like get a good meal in us. Like, you know, we, we like took our time. We took our time. We went to one. We were looking at the tables and we looked at another one. I feel like I was kind of like the one snooping it out. All I was doing was going. And for one, you had to find a table that would let you bet that 5k. So you had to go on the high limit rooms.

But then I was just looking at if they were rolling reds or if they were doing every other. And that table that we saw, it had like six or seven reds in a row. So I was like, I don't know. I feel like red's hot here. Not that that meant anything. CJ kept saying that and he goes,

I don't know. I think we need a table that's hot on red. I'm like, bro, it's 50-50. Yeah, but I feel like they just reoccur. Like, I don't know, man. I guess... And it worked, though. It worked. It did. I'm picturing you guys doing all this research going around and then being like, shit, what is our second favorite color?

It was so fun. We walked in there and the high limit rooms all fired up. You know, everybody in there is betting big money. So we come in and we throw ours down. This guy, this random guy just kind of heard what we were doing and just followed us.

We kind of had a little bit of like a posse. Yeah, like they were rolling around with us as we were checking because they heard we were about to do it. And then, you know, Grandpa was making friends, talking to everybody. Well, he was telling everyone. He was like, yeah, they're going to put five grand on. They're nuts. They're nuts. You see, they got this YouTube channel called Seaboy's. You've got to look them up, everybody. It's the best. But anyways. Andy was wearing a Grandpa Ron shirt. So everywhere we went, CJ and him were both wearing Grandpa Ron shirts. It was funny. Yeah, it looked like a family vacation. When we were walking in there.

to the table, and we finally decided on a table. We're putting it down. CJ looks over and goes, oh, should we do black? I go, no! I don't remember doing that. I go, are you fucking serious, dude? We just spent the last four hours trying to find this table that's hot on red, and now you're asking if we should do black? It was a sweat, dude. It was. I couldn't look when it started spinning because I was like, oh, my God. And then...

Oh, and it hit. It just was electric. So electric. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Ryan just about got his ass beat by the, they were like, you can't film the whole time. I've been like, before it was spinning sick about like that ending shot and getting that. Cause how fucking important it was. And the guy was coming around the table, coming to me like, stop, stop. You'll hear it in the video yelling. And then I kind of like move my hand to move.

move it out of the way of him because he's coming towards me like to grab me and I move it and then I hit the record button on my phone so I had to go like this and then I hit it again and we just like ran out of the room and he was like following standing looking at us they were pretty well we just robbed him of 5k and then we just

Got away with filming the whole thing. Dude, I was waiting for them to be like, he's got a magnet in his pocket. Like, they mess with it and, like, void our money. That's probably something those assholes would do, you know? They lose a little bit of money, and then they try to get it back. Yeah, you never know. I was nervous, dude. Grandpa Ron was trying to bodyguard you, too. He was. He was getting in the way. Yeah, he was like a blocker. 81 years old, he's going to get in the way of this guy that's going after Ryan. Yeah. But that's kind of guy he is. Grandpa Ron just, like, fakes a...

injury or something like that to distract them so that was a big win though we were pretty pumped by the time we did that it was 12 30 so we had been anticipating it for roughly six seven hours of like being ready for this moment you know so it felt great especially it put us back to even put us back to even can't complain about which was great the what number was it

like red 26 red 26 yeah um there's a lot of happiness there but i will say i was much more happy when we just got to our seats with grandpa ron we had the best seats i just looked at grandpa i'll give you the video but like he was like he was so happy i've never seen him so happy before he's just clapping and like yeah i i

I have not felt that much joy in a while. I think like that might've been the most joy I can at least remember experiencing in a long time. I was so happy. Cause he was so happy. And I look at Ben and Ben just looks at me like you're over there, Ryan.

I was an adopted member of the family. Yeah, Ryan got adopted. And, man, did we make up for all the missed years of not having you a part of the family and just bullying Ryan's ass? Well, it's tough when you got Grandpa on around. Someone's going to be getting – I mean, everyone's getting shit-talked too. Dude, we had to tell Grandpa to step off him a couple times. He's just chirping you. He did. Yeah, yeah. Kept bringing up that Ryan voted for Hillary. We were like, Grandpa, you got to go easy on him. So you got induced into – Take that out.

I don't want you to get bullied by the fucking subs. No, there was this one line where Grandpa... Someone said something about Ryan being dumb. And before that, we were playing blackjack. And Ryan was being slow with counting how much he had. Well, because it seemed like if I had... He had 10 and a 3. And...

And it took him a while to add 10 plus 3. And Grandpa just chimed in out of nowhere when we were eating like an hour later. Yeah, no shit, he's dumb. Guy didn't know how to add 10 plus 3. Like a hard line. I think he even drug his education in too. He couldn't believe that Ryan went to a private school. It's tough out there, dude. It's tough being stupid. The world's really hard when you're dumb. Especially when you're friends with you guys. But that's what it was like growing up is like,

You were just with all your cousins. I mean, you were dishing it out, but you were taking it at the same time. Yeah, like the statement of the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Bro, I was hanging out with the tree this weekend. It was crazy. Okay, so Grandpa Ron took you into the family. That was nice of him. I did get accepted. He's razzing you a little bit. He did say that. So you got accepted, and what does that make Ken? Because I'm pretty sure he was there. No, dude. Ken wasn't with us. Ken only came and hung out with us when there was a meal involved. We said, hey, Ken, we need...

let's go to dinner and he'd be like, all right, I'll meet you there. And then he'd leave immediately afterwards. Very suspicious. First of all, Ken did plan this trip before anyone planned it. He, he bought a ticket to the game. It was a vacation. And there's some other, other friends, friends from the area that were going. So I don't,

Honestly, I don't blame him for going with them at all. No, I don't blame him for that either. And I don't blame him for hanging out with them, but it is insane that he was treating you guys like some distant homies that he was okay to maybe grab supper with. Well, we were hanging out with his friends, and he wasn't even with us. Yeah, we spent the whole night with one of them. Yeah, so we were like, where is this guy? There was that cowboy convention in town. The rodeo was in town.

Oh, PBR. I mean, he's kind of a cowboy. Picking up buckle bunnies or whatever they call them. Yeah, he might have been looking for a barrel racer. If he was... I don't... You know, either way, I understand. This is Ken's vacation, and he wanted to keep it far away from us. So just the fact that we were in the same town was kind of ruined his vacation. Can we talk about when we first got there and we were checking in, though? So...

So we were standing there because we were waiting for Ben's brother to come and surprise Grandpa, which Grandpa didn't know he was coming. So we're just killing time. We're kind of just standing there. And this dude and a girlfriend and the dude's girlfriend, he clearly was there for the rodeo, comes up. And the way he was like, hey, what's up?

And you were like, what's up, dude? I thought that you knew him personally, Ben. But anyways, so this guy comes up. Turns out he's a sub. Turns out he's a sub. And they're chatting. And this guy's got his girlfriend with. And Ben goes, oh, you guys in town for the rodeo? And they're like, yeah, yeah. And Ben goes, oh, perfect. Yeah, Ken's looking for a barrel racer this weekend or something like that. And then Ken just looks at this guy's girlfriend and just goes, what's your IG? Yeah.

Right in front of the sub. Just ask her and she's like, uh... Dude, I'm in the background. I go, oh, man. I had to walk away. It was tough. I go, I'm really sorry about him. Ever since his speed dating, this dude has been... He's an animal. He's a savage. Weirdly savage with the women. At least he was direct, man. I think he understood, too. It was like something weird about these subscribers and their girlfriends being okay with Ken. Yeah, the guy wasn't even mad. I feel like...

For one, none of us would do that because we have a girlfriend. But if one of us did do that, they would probably not take it as lightly. Like, Ken can get away with it. Yeah, but for Ken, it was almost kind of cucky, like the guy who was kind of into it. I don't know if it was that. Poor guy's like, well, gee. There's a lot more chill with it. He just laughed. Yeah.

Yeah, that was out of pocket, though. We actually had to have a word with Ken after that one. Yeah, we were like, dude, you can't just do that. Dude, it was a good thing that Ken and Grandpa Ron weren't together. You never know what would come out of those two's mouth. That's true. Yeah, Ryan, you were like freaking walking away half the time. Oh, my God. There was quite a few times. It was tough, too, because I was the filmer, so I'm like, I have to stay close.

Dude, Ryan's walking up there so uncomfortable. Yeah, dude, he was so uncomfortable. And then Grandpa's just yelling, like just saying stuff that shouldn't be said in general. Yeah, that only an 81-year-old would say at times. Dude, yeah, these street performers, they're out here just trying to make a dollar, right? And Grandpa Ron is treating them like they're zoo animals. Come on, Grandpa. Like, dude, he was being savage with some of the stuff he would say. It was awesome, though. What the fuck?

It was awesome. I love that. He's like, well, they're just performers. They're not real people. That's not what I believe. He was bullshitting with them. Yeah, he was BSing. They were laughing back, too. They understood. But actually, I think probably the most embarrassed I was was in the morning before the Vikings game. We had tried to get an Uber for about 45 minutes, couldn't, and had to walk four miles to the stadium. And I don't think Ben passed a single person in a Raiders jersey without going, hey, man.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry for what's about to happen. He was talking shit. He was talking shit. I had to tell him, like, dude, have you not seen all the videos of people getting in fights against other teams at NFL games? I told him when we got on the stage, I'm like, listen, dude, you can't be doing that. We're going to get in a fight more than likely. Grandpa said he'd have my back. Someone will punch you.

Yeah, I know, but Grandpa would have. We just didn't want to. We're like, I just don't want to see this happen. This is a great day. Thankfully, we didn't have to deal with that. Yeah, thank God. Where we were sitting, it was some pretty classy people. Yeah, all Vikings fans. Yeah, there were more Vikings fans at an away game than there were Raiders fans. Yeah, that's got to be Las Vegas' like...

uh game plan with like doing this stadium yeah i mean it's just like every home game you probably have just whoever you're playing's fan base come to vegas gamble hang out go to the game because it just makes another reason to go there you know yeah because i mean where do you want to travel cincinnati or freaking there you know yeah those are our people they're walking around i

That's why I wasn't too worried about it. A lot of Minnesota people around? No, there's just... I feel like anyone, even if you live in Vegas, you're kind of like an apple off the same tree. So I wasn't too worried about it. That's true. They can't have this... I shouldn't say they can't have what we have, being Vikings fans, being sad all our lives. But the Las Vegas Raiders weren't always the Las Vegas Raiders, not for very long. So they don't have that...

The roots. That's true. Not all of them do. Yeah. And they have a stupid slogan. Just win, baby. That's a dumbest slogan. That's a dumbest slogan. What should we do? How can we hype people up? How can we hype people up? What about just win, baby? Okay. Is there literally...

anything else and nobody spoke up and said anything. Well, we got to close this meeting down in five minutes, so let's call it. That's what Evan was saying in his head when he was going to cross the ice. Just win, baby. Just win, baby. Didn't work out. I lost. Yeah, that was a stupid slogan. And we have Skoll. I mean, I know people are pretty protective over that, but...

Kind of an odd word. Anyways. Anyways. One thing I did learn in Vegas, though, is when I'm really hung over, my internal dialogue turns off. Like, you guys have that where you like talk to yourself in your brain as you're walking around? You guys all have that? Yeah. I think I saw an Instagram thing that like 40% of people don't have an internal dialogue. What?

Which is really weird. Seems insane. Yeah, I don't know. What do those people do? You're just saying like your brain working? Just not thinking. No. In autopilot mode. Yeah. When you're walking around, are you having conversations with yourself in your head? Just thinking? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that's why it's hard to, like, it is hard for me to even believe that because, like, you have a point there. It is just thinking, but it's like, I don't know. You're, like, talking to yourself or, like, all right, maybe you are sitting in the skid steer and you're like, all right, I got to move this over there. And then you're thinking about, like, okay, well, if I do it this way, it'll work faster. Like, you're trying to form a plan. You're right. It's thinking, but you're talking with yourself. It's the talking about yourself, not just, like, I go there. But, yeah, when you're hungover, it is just I go there. It turns off. I eat this.

I lay down. I was walking around and I realized that I hadn't talked to myself in hours. And it was so peaceful. I was like, man, I'm better when I'm not talking to myself. You just like are just trying to survive, dude. And there's something beautiful about that. So I think I might try shutting off my internal dialogue. You just got to be hung over more.

I don't know if I can do that anymore. This sounds miserable. Yeah, I'm going on a health kick this week, dude. Yeah. Right after this, I'm going, yeah, I'm trying to be like Evan. I'm going to hit the gym. I'm getting a good meal in me. I'm going to sauna. I'd like to do a cold plunge, but we don't have a tub. Ordered one, though. Go jump in the lake. Oh, no excuses. Yeah. Jump in the lake. Then I got to go get a chainsaw. True. I'll take care of the whole thing.

Oh, there you go. If you want one so bad. Evan will go find one for you. There's something worse about jumping in the lake, though. For sure. Well, the water's moving. You've got to drive there. Yeah, and it's just much harder. It is much harder hopping in there than hopping in just a little manufactured tub. Pool. Yeah, a little pool with some ice cubes floating around it. You could roll around in the snow. I don't know if that's the same. I think you could get burns from that.

If you were naked. I don't want to be anywhere near wherever CJ's playing. You imagine CJ rolling around in a snowbank naked? Well, I'm actually a little more concerned that Evan had the idea. I'm starting to think if you came out of the sauna and you rolled in the snow and it would stick to you, you'd stand up a snowman.

You could try it after this. You ever do that in the hot tub when you're a kid? Yeah, just like jump in the snow. Yeah, you jump in the snow and you try to run around. We used to do that all the time. Sometimes the snow was hard. It was soft the other day and now it's hard. Hard and you just face plant. Skin your knees up. What did you guys used to do as kids to keep yourself entertained? My favorite thing to do was build snow forts. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we built some pretty crazy snow forts. You were a snow fort kid? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Didn't you build like a whole runway or like jump off your roof? I don't know. I think we maybe talked about it on here, but yeah, like each winter we would build like a crazy roll-in for snowboarding. So one time we went to my... I was always at the same buddy's house, which his parents hated. Yeah, no kidding. You guys up on their roof? You know how bad that is for the shingles and stuff? Ladder up to the roof. I mean... Yeah, I think...

Yeah, that's a good point. Is it bad for the shingles or is that just what your parents tell you so you don't play on the roof? It depends if you're scraping the shingles. It depends if you're skateboarding and snowboarding. I think it's hard on the shingles. It's not necessarily moving around. You don't want a bunch of traffic up there. Yeah, the only thing that would have been hard on them. You think Big Shingle has been making it?

manufacturing, planting these ideas. The latter companies hate him. Yeah. I do remember doing that. We built this big rolling off the garage and it was sick. And then the next year, which we even had less snow. So we went around, we had a lawnmower and a two place snowmobile trailer. And we went all around town, picking up their snow piles to build this,

foot roll in for our snowboard jump. Oh, yeah. Weren't you on the news? Yeah, we made it on the news. Were you the talker? I was like, I'll talk. And it was the same vibe as what would happen today. It's the same exact vibe. Oh, my God. What do you mean? Oh, my gosh. I would talk and you guys would be snickering in the background and I'd get done. And then you'd be like, bro, you said, why you say...

And then you guys would laugh and give me a hard time. Then we'd wait for it to come out on the news, and then you'd do it all over again. But yeah, and then shortly after that, I forget what. It was the same day, but my friend who – it was his parents' house –

He got all, he had a, he was a little bit of a hothead and he got really upset and destroyed the whole run in. Why? Because of your news interview? No, it wasn't necessarily me, but it was something like we couldn't agree on something and he like destroyed it. And he's like, my house. And we're all like, no,

we worked so hard, dude. He's like, I don't fucking care. Damn. And then what? You just went home? Yeah, that was the end of it. Were you guys friends after that or no? Yeah, we were still friends, but we were like, man, dude, you got to get that anger under control. I didn't find it, but I found this article that's written about you. It says, C-Boys TV, the C stands for chaos. What? You're right.

Your cousin? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she wrote a whole thing. I think she would at least know that the C stands for Cormorant. The C stands for chaos. Yeah, I love that. She's just trying to make a fun play on words. I thought it was fake, honestly, because he said, Sandman also says he's a Taylor Swift fan and his favorite song is Cardigan.

Okay, she twisted my words up there. True journalist. Would you have Ken help me out with this article? I remember her asking me that. None of my class thinks that you like Taylor Swift. What's your favorite Taylor Swift song? So I just said that. But that didn't mean that I'm a big Swifty. Nice. Is he coming? No.

Big Kenny! What's up, dude? We were wondering if you'd show up to this podcast. Yeah, it looks like you've been going for a real long time. We have been going for a real long time. We've been missing you, though. How was your vacation? We talked about our vacation, but we also talked about how you weren't with us. So we just want to quickly ask how you were. I mean, I was with you briefly. Only when there was a free dinner involved. I had a good vacation, you know. I was down some money bad, and then...

Ran it back. You did. I got to even. Nice. Good job, Kenny. Proud of you. So anyway, Mike, you were a snowboarder kid. Yep.

And I was just like a little side note. I remember some moms like, oh yeah, the kids played outside for three hours today, like three hours straight. And I was just like, whoa, that's a long time. And then I started thinking, I was like, for one, no, it's not. For two, we still do that. We like, you know, spend six, seven hours outside. And then I was thinking back to when I was a kid, I was like, wait, no, you put your snowsuit on. Yeah, you get dialed in and then you put it in a shift. Yeah. This will make you guys laugh. I would do weird shit. Like when I got my snowsuit on and stuff, I would go outside and like play.

whatever build forts and if i had to poop i would just hold it because i didn't want to go inside i was having so much fun for sure i mean it's tough to get off the snowsuit when you're a kid i thought for sure you were gonna say i would just that's what i thought too that never happened but yeah i held it like sometimes like unhealthily long just so i could stay outside and keep playing dude one time i was i was skiing i was like a little kid and i didn't want to go inside when i was skiing so i just

I just pissed my pants. Really? Yeah. Rental boots. All day? Yeah. All day? Yeah. What? I mean, I was like a little kid. Like a little, little kid. You just pissed your pants? It was like. How little could you have been? 15. I don't know. Probably like four or five. No way. Yeah. Did you still have diapers? No, I just didn't want to go inside, I guess.

You were skiing at four or five and you were just pissing your pants all day. Pretty much. What did your parents say when you took your clothes off and you're just drenched in piss? I think they were trying to figure out what was going on.

They were like, did you hit your head today? Are you okay? Probably. Damn, I kind of just outed myself there. You had to be older than that. I bet you were like seven or ten. That's pretty wild, though. So you were skiing at a resort? Or, I don't know. Now that I think about it, I might have been one. Help, help.

Whatever makes him feel better. How big is a four-year-old? Oh, I don't know. I don't know how old I was. I was pretty young. I know that. And they were rental boots? You just returned them? Yeah.

Yeah. I remember hearing a friend that was like, yeah, I shit my pants and it went down into my shoe and he showed me his shoes and it had stains on it. I go, yeah. I'm like, how is your poop going to get into your shoe? How did it get into his shoe, bro? I was like, actually though, you pooped your pants and now it's in your shoes? He's like, dude, it goes down your leg.

was it like runny? He's like, I don't know. It just ended up in my shoe. And I was like, there's no way that's possible. But like, obviously it's gotta go down. The fact that he kept those shoes too. I know. Yeah. Yeah. That was his name. Boop stain. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. What's that Poop St. Corbin? Because that would make so much more sense why you had a friend named Poop St. Corbin. It would, but Poop St. Corbin, as far as I know, never even pooped himself. Oh. Stolen valor. He should have, yeah. Yeah. As far as I know, he also did not like that name. He probably did everything in his power to not shit himself. What else do you guys used to do as kids? Give me some kid entertainment stuff. PlayStation 2. PlayStation 1.

Evan's older than me. I'd never had a PlayStation. So you played Wii, Ryan? We were a Wii family. Instead of an Xbox, we got a Wii. And it was kind of like the thing. It would be like your kid asking for a dirt bike and instead you get him a mountain bike. It's lamer in every way. It doesn't do anything that he wants it to. But it's the same idea. It's got two wheels. It's a gaming system. My parents are like, how about a Wii?

And then I was a wee kid. So it was pretty tough out here for me. It explains a lot about how I grew up. Transitions and wee on the weekends. Yeah, I got to games so late. Like, we got a wee, but like...

of course like two and a half years after they came out when they came down in price so when we was like we're lame yeah when they were like lame and then i'm playing it i'm like kind of feeling like should should i be having this much fun like people it is kind of fun like you had to like keep it secretive yeah for like dance dance revolution you know like two years later on like black friday we get some mats and we're like playing the game and i'm like

This is kind of fun, but people did this like five years ago. We bowling was sick. And the sports resort, we peaked at bowling.

Yeah, no, Wii Sports has a special place in my heart at least. Dance Dance Revolution, man, I haven't thought about that in a while. Did you guys have that in school? Yeah, we had it in gym class. Yeah, I remember I had that in gym. They had like the industrial ones. They balled out and got like the heavy duty. That was a big deal though. Yeah, what a short-lived thing to get such a good. That wasn't that short-lived though. Dance Dance was popular since I think, I'm pretty sure Dance Dance,

DDR, Dance Dance Revolution. 10 years. DDR. You guys saw them in arcades, right? Yeah. They were in the late 90s. Can you look that up real quick? Oh, late 90s. I'm pretty sure then it went to console so you could do it at your house. You're talking like arcade games. Yeah. There was the arcade one with the bar and shit in case you fell off.

In case you were DDRing too hard. Grab onto it and you can go faster. Yeah, you'd like lift yourself off so you could have less pressure on your feet. Came out in Japan in 98. Yeah. Released in North America and Europe in 99. Wow. I was pretty right about that. I couldn't dance then. Were you a dance dance revolutioner, Evan?

New. Evan just played Grand Theft Auto. He started at Grand Theft Auto 1. Then he did San Andreas. Then he went to Vice City. Then he went to 3, 4, 5, and now he's anticipating 6. 6. He already asked for a month off. In 2025 when it comes out. Dude, I actually played some GTA 5 this weekend for the first time in probably six months just because of seeing the trailer. The trailer for GTA 6 was the most viewed trailer

non-music video video ever released on YouTube. That's crazy to me. So 72 million views in 24 hours. So we had Luke Cullen, Kyle Cullen, he's another YouTuber, his brother who shoots all his videos and does pictures and stuff. We'd flew in him out and he was hanging with us for the week just to just help help work and stuff. And so I was

spent the week with him and that dude's a huge grand theft auto guy would not stop talking about it like he was pumped on it and i was pumped to hear about it just because he was so excited and he's like how many how many views you think this is gonna get in the first 24 hours i'm like i mean i don't know i'm sure it'll do good but i was not expecting it to break the record that is insane yeah did you guys hear what's actually happening now so they had obviously everyone's seen it

it's based on Florida and amazing. Great. And they are, they like took real life events that have happened in Florida and integrated it into the game or at least just the trailer. So they had like the lady with the, uh,

Knifes or whatever. The guy with the garden hose that was naked, water in his lawn. The alligator. The dude with the tattoos. They took real life people and put them in the game. Those people are now suing Grand Theft Auto because they want money. Of course they are. They want money because they took them and I don't know what's going to happen. I mean, they had to have seen that coming. You would have thought, but they must have just thought they were okay because it's all over social media. Like a split screen of the game and then

Real life. And it's literally spot on. So honestly, I could see those people maybe getting like a million bucks or a couple million because that's nothing to ground to thought. I mean, they've been making like a million bucks a day since ever. It's true. You know? It's just one of those things, you know, if you like...

I don't know, use someone's logo, but you completely change it. And you're like, I think, I think they could probably beat them. Cause I highly doubt those people. There's like maybe six of them. Like you think they're going to be able to come together and take down grand theft auto and get, but also I could just see them being like, whatever, like this is literally pocket change to us. Here you go. And then those people being all happy. The dude suing a rockstar games, his, his nickname is the Joker and he's suing them for one to $2 million. That's,

Literally probably nothing. This is what he looks like. Yeah. No, that's the game version. That's the game version. They actually did change all of his tattoos. I think that was the real one because the game version he had yellow hair. Well, the game version he has... The game version he has barbed wire tattoo above his mustache, which is a really bad tattoo.

Doesn't have. But they totally did copy it, but they might have changed enough to get away. Enough to get away with it. And I mean, I just highly doubt that guy's going to be able to get a team of lawyers together that's going to beat this empire. But here's why I think they could end up with something, because sometimes people sue like,

Walmart for like $200 million. The thing is though, a lot of times it's not even people. It's like lawyers that are doing these cases on pro bono. They sue for a shitload of money against these corporations and then they get a percentage of it. So anyways, it'll be interesting to see what happens with all that.

Because it's kind of a big thing. One thing, coming out in 2025, one thing I can be sure of is that we don't have much time to play video games, but I think I got to make time to play that. Mike, you need time to do all of your hobbies. You have more hobbies than anyone I know, and I love that. Because I wish I had more hobbies, but I don't think I'm as optimistic about my time as you. Mm-hmm.

Where, where you like, I would love to get into tons of different things, but I just go, there's no point. Yeah. I was like, well, we could go on your drift car. Yeah. Oh, look, I think about that all the time. I got too much hobbies. Uh, what do I do? Well, can't just like get rid of them. You know, you actually like, you can't just like stop liking doing something. No, I agree. I,

I was cracking up about that all weekend. So before the guys had it out, we went over to Jake's and he was drifting his Mustang. I brought my drift car. The Miata was there. Ryan's TC. Oh, yeah. Ryan brought the TC, which was very nostalgic. And I obviously could have been more prepared. But the battery was dead. Okay, whatever. I can jump it every time I start it. Everything was going wrong for me. I ran out of fuel. I was wondering why your hood was in the way. You should calculate...

How much money you have into the car, but then deduct it or divide it by the amount of times you've gotten to use it or just time spent driving it and see how much it costs every time you turn the key or at least try to turn the key. The smile per dollar coefficient. I got a long ways before I worked that number to anything. Right now, you'd have been better off renting a Lamborghini. Yeah.

Yeah. And drifting it. You'd be way better off each time. No, dude, I'm still in like in a position like the worst part is like...

I'm not saying, oh, I can't look back. Like, I can't sell. You can do anything. Oh, you can. I can sell. Yeah, I can sell it for a loss. But, like, bro, at this point, like, there's no point in trying to, you know, what if that happens again with another car or whatever? Like, I'm just going to stick with it. Fix it properly. Yeah, and do it. Good news is now it's winter, so don't have to worry about that. Don't have to worry about trying to drive it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, man. It made it way funnier, dude. Like, that might have been the best part. That was better than the drifting, in my opinion. I was chuckling. It was so funny. I was not having it, but then until my hood flew open, I just had to laugh. That was the breaking point. It really paints a good picture in Jake's nap. One of my two laps, like, I swing around. Like, I watch it 20 times. Man, I did look good there. And then quite literally the next lap after that, I come around, the hood's up, the coolant is like...

At least you're saving money on tires because you never have the chance to burn them off. Wait, yeah, everyone in the drift scene is like, dude, just be prepared to buy like a million tires. But other than that, it's super fun. Haven't had to really buy tires at all. A lot of coolant, though. There's one benefit. A lot of coolant, though. You need some love. The worst part is I got all kinds of people reaching out to me saying that they can give it love, but I got to trailer it this way or that way. Dumb.

I'm willing to do that. I just wish I knew how to work on it myself or had time. Another project that would be nice to tackle. Jake, last time he was on here, he was telling us how excited he was for this Mustang build. He's basically turning his daily driver into a drift car that he still plans on daily driving. He still has the Raptor. That thing was drifting like a freaking... He plans on daily in it.

Oh, really? Yeah. And so he comes out and he's got his e-brake and he's got a drift glove on. Yeah. You know he had done like a thousand laps in preparation. He was dialed, though. He wants to change the tire out. And I was like, dude, I'm going to be honest.

This is the best you've ever looked at anything. Yeah. Riding or driving. I was like, you were, I think you were made for this shit. Yeah. He loves hearing that. Yeah. You know, that fired him up. He was like, hell yeah. All the practice laps. Who else has a spot like that where they can practice? Yeah. It was fun being back there. Yeah. The best part too, is it's, it's almost better than like a normal track. Cause it's got like terrain change. Yeah. And like the angles, sketchy areas and open areas. It's better than just having an open parking lot.

For sure, because you've got stuff to go around. Concrete barriers. Stuff to run into. Stuff to run into. Semi-trucks. Gas tanks. Ryan did a full callback. We have a clip legit from... That was probably filmed in 2016, maybe 2015, but...

He's drifting at Jake's dad's and he's playing chill bill. I listened to chill bill like nine times. Yeah, he listened to chill bill over and over and was just hanging it. I mean, as much as you can hang a front wheel drive car. It's funny. The Miata and the TC made it through the day, but your built-ass drift car.

Well, I'm not. Yeah, as far as reliability, like, it's no question that it's, like, so much farther below the TC or the Miata, but, like, I got no excuses. Yeah, I just can't believe it, man. All we can do is laugh. Yeah, you were good about laughing. One day, I'd be fucking pissed, dude. I think I would have just, well, you can't put a brick on the gas. It's not going to go anywhere. I don't know what I would have done. I would have freaking posted for sale.

I can't accept that loss. The rest of the guys after you guys left were like, so what are you going to do? Are you going to sell it? What do you think you get for this $15? And I'm just like,

Probably, maybe. Shut up. Shut up. I don't think you'd even get 15. So that's what I'm saying. I ain't trying to sell it and actually take like a 15 grand loss. We can put up on a post or something. I'll buy the motor out of it for the old Silver Rudy. It's the only good part about the car. Well, at least we have a new thing to add. Obviously, my stand-up jet ski was pretty tippy-top on the list of stupid things to buy that never worked.

And then I had my Hummer. But that kind of redeemed itself. So it might have kicked itself off the list. But I think we can put your drift car at number one. My stand up at number two. What's number three? Yeah, what's number three? What's another shitty thing we bought that we hate? Dude, probably. Evan's like, my Raptor? Probably.

no like probably the mud staying or tiny oh yeah tiny got us through a tough time yeah but the mud staying never did anything yeah and keep in mind like i that was a while ago but the mud staying actually got motor swapped and we still have nothing good to say about it i like how you said tiny got us through a tough time like tiny was there for us it did dude it was the spring we had no money and

And we made like nine Tiny videos. Yep. Tiny actually did come through. Spent $3,500 on that thing and we were like, I don't know if we can do this, boys. Like we scraped everything together to buy a piece of shit. What were we thinking? And we were like, are we really going to motor swap this thing? Is this what we're doing? And we did. We put our coins in that basket and did it.

Tiny got us through a tough time. That was like a pretty viral video, I remember, because it hit like 200K. That's when we were like, dude. First couple days or something like that. Tiny went crazy. I think if you look, those videos are one of the ones that never continued to get views. Yeah, they kind of just stayed maybe at 400. Yeah, your audience for a Chevy Aveo lifted mud car is small. You look like you had something to say over there, Kenny. No, I was going to try and work something in Bud.

It didn't work? Ken, did you ever get that girl's Instagram? The one with the boyfriend?

Remember when we were waiting in the lobby and that subscriber came up to us and you asked his girlfriend for her Insta? No, I didn't. Did she ever DM you her friend's Instagram? She was pretty gung-ho on setting you up with the pageant girls or whatever. What night was that? First night. No, the third night after the steak place. You were running around. I don't know. I was trying to get him scared. After the steak place, I know I went straight back to bed. I don't.

I don't know. I don't know about that. He went straight to bed after dinner in Vegas. I swear to God, I got a little too drunk and knew I need to get out of here. I need to get out of the public eye. How drunk was the guy, you know? He was wearing his shoes on his hands. Okay. His underwear on his head. Yeah, and he had... He looked like Captain Underpants. That's what he looked like. Captain Underpants didn't wear his underwear on his head, did he? Ha ha ha!

That'd be hilarious. Who did, though? Somebody does in the cartoons. Ken with underwears on his head. Like white underwear. All right, Ev. You got anything for us? No. You got to have something, Ev. Come on. Yeah, how are you such a... You talk to a fucking post. We get you on here. You don't say a word. We're like, hey, how are you feeling after your crash? All right. Then we look at you like, that's it? You go...

Nothing more? Just act like we're just hanging here. Get talking like you do. You good? Do you want me to set the scene for you? It's 9.30 p.m. You and Gavin have been drinking Coors Light since 4.30 p.m.

Sounds like a good afternoon. Sounds like a normal day. Now, everything is done, and you are sitting at the bar downstairs. Close your eyes. You're there. There's a pizza on the pizzazz. Nice. Stuffed crust, I presume? Sure. Whatever you want it to be, man. Pepperoni. I see what you're getting at, because I'm like, well, if that's the scenario, Evan's chatting our ears off. I don't know about what, but... Why don't we do that on the podcast, have beer and pizza? Yeah, let's do it. That's actually a great idea. Holy shit. Oh, my God. I don't know.

Have you seen them? I was cracking up the other day when we had just towers of orders. Again, thank you guys. Ready to go out the door, waiting for the UPS man. Ken and his workers are just cranking it out. Like tons and tons of orders. Ken and his workers are just cranking in the back, dude. They're just cranking. And then Ben's like, damn, dude, these guys are doing like really good. You guys are...

you guys might earn yourselves a little pizza party ken said that to him no no ben oh yeah ken said that and he was serious ken was pissed he was like pizza that's it no not till we're done ben don't be saying that in front of them he ruined the quarterly surprise that was their big christmas party he's gonna come back with a two liter amount doing some styrofoam cups dude yeah those kids were like buzzing after they heard pizza party and ken was like

Shut up. Now we got to give them pizza? Cut into our profits. Best I can do is Frozen Tombstone. Those kids have done good. I saw this video on Instagram today and made me think of our boy Mike since, I mean, we haven't made fun of him in about 45 seconds.

What's the first thing that you think of when he says something like this? What are you envisioning? What are you picturing in your brain? Something to do with driving or unreliability in general. It could really be anything. Unreliability in general. I love the self-awareness, Mike.

My caption in the group chat to this was Mike on a casual drive to Fargo. It's yellow, too. I mean, he raps bad. I know you guys are okay, but... What happened? I don't know. I just can't figure it out. I hit the throttle a little bit and just... Okay. Zoom.

The only thing that makes sense is a wheel locked up for no reason. Basically, like, dude, there's people all over in the comments about this and that, and they're like, it was the, so many people are like, it was the camera that made him do that. I'm like, first of all, it's not even, yeah. So anyway, if you watch this with the sound, like, on and whatever, you can actually see him drop two gears and then go full throttle. So it's like, what do you expect is going to happen?

It was hard to tell because it's an S2K, so it only makes noise. It doesn't move any faster. Wow, so that guy was just giving him a thumbs up because he was a cool car. Oh, yeah, I see. He saw a guy filming and was like, I'm going to give him some revs. Dropped too many gears. It probably redlined, and then the tire speed couldn't keep up, so it was like hitting the brakes, and it was already maybe a little slick or wet.

Slid. Shut up. CJ, you work for an insurance company? No. Damn, that was a good analysis. Shout out to the cameraman. This guy fucking nailed that. Like, this guy is not hired to be here, and he nailed this shot. So many times, right here, the guy could have went down, and we wouldn't be living with this legendary video. And then he goes out the window, too. Yeah, that's what I mean. The guy went out the window. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I thought the guy that hit went out the window. That'd be even...

Ryan, dude, we should have brought Ryan to the Ryan convention. We would have had to have just asked you how it was. I don't know what it is, but the Ryan culture has been building, which is really nice because it's a tough place to be. You should explain. You guys are all just one in the same. Dude, that's like whatever skater, whatever they did, you should briefly explain that. It's so funny when he does that Ryan meetup. Yeah, I believe that. That's a real thing. That's not a skit.

Yeah, no, they did a real life Ryan meetup. What did they say at the end? Like, they, like, do a play on Brian. No Brians. Yeah, no Brians. I don't know. Everyone was doing it. Brian? No, Ryan. Even though everyone there was named Ryan. Yeah, what's up with that? The whole Ryan, Brian thing? No, no, the, like, Ryan culture is growing. What do you mean? Well, I just think that Ryans have been put down enough and we're finally ready to, you know, make our place in social media.

Come on places like this podcast. Everyone's like, wow, what a stupid name. So we need a place to come together and hang out as Ryans. Is Ryan a stupid name? Yeah, you told me it was verbatim. Oh, no.

I didn't actually mean that though, Ryan. Oh, it was just like the way that the words and syllables came out of your mouth and the way you looked me in the eyes and told me, wow, what a stupid name that made me feel like maybe it was true. Right. I was kidding. You can like base it also though. Like there's a lot of famous Ryan so that that's kind of where my brain goes. Like there's, I mean, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds, you're being pretty well represented. Uh,

Who's the quarterback? Ryan Gosling. Tannehill. And so there's a lot of Ryans. I mean, I would say the only famous CJ is probably a fake CJ, and that's in Baywatch.

CJ Hamm, the legendary running back from the playoffs. He's a fullback. Oh, yeah, he's a fullback. And then in that game, sorry to go back to that, in the game, they're like, this is CJ Hamm's in the game. This is his first run of the season. I was like, what the hell have they been doing with him? This guy's a force to be reckoned with. Sorry. What about Evans? There's... Evan, whatever you do, don't say anything. What? Okay, good. Good job. You're following the rules.

This dude is just silent. He said for himself. He's like, I'm going to go on here and not say a word. It's okay. See how few words I can say. I haven't had anything to say. There's not that many. It's like, oh, fuck. I don't even know. Classics. You almost started saying something there. I feel bad because on the first podcast, I didn't say a word. I was scared. And the less you talk, the harder it is to start speaking. Yeah.

Yeah, and I'm not like, I'm just trying not to like jump over anyone. And you guys have been like going. You're welcome to. And I'm interested in what you're saying. So I'm just been sitting on the sidelines listening. Yeah, can you imagine if he wasn't? Yeah, I don't know what to say. I don't care what you guys are saying. Give him a break. He's not on camera that much.

At one time in our lives, it was. That was a true statement. Now it's not, though. No, it is cool. That's the fun part about being on camera is that when you first start, you're like, do I sound like that? You know, we talked about that. Like, you really get over it, and you get over talking into the lens like it's a person. First time we ever met Evan, we were on our way to Idaho for a dirt biking trip, and our friend David asked if his friend Evan could ride with us there. Evan hops in that truck, doesn't move.

Doesn't say a single word the entire way, except for one thing. When Ryan pulled out in front of a semi, he goes, semi's coming. Very calmly and quietly. Dude, that was sketchy. I was sitting on the driver's side, looking out. I'm like, you know how to drive? I've known you for like 20 minutes. We should have let you hop in the driver's seat.

We got chatting eventually, though, once Ben and Cody were sleeping. Eventually. Yeah, it was me, you, Ben, Cody, and Mike. What were you thinking? Were you thinking, like, these guys are a bunch of... Yeah, and then later that drive, we ran out of gas. So I'm sure you were. Well, I mean, it was my fault that we ran out of gas. It was. We figured that out. That's good that you had a little bit of guilt in that, because otherwise, it probably would have been pretty aggravating. Didn't you say you held in that guilt for, like, quite a while? Yeah, I did tell him for a couple years. Before you let it go out there? I did see that today...

Three years ago today, you came out and we filmed the original on ice. Amazing. Oh, I thought you were saying he came out of the other. Three years ago today, you came out.

and hung out, you know. That's all right. I thought it came out of the closet. That was only three years ago? I guess so. Yeah, Micah was so hungover in that video, he didn't wake up until two, remember? I just couldn't. Our biggest YouTube video ever. At that point, for sure. Which is like, honestly, Mike slept through it. Talk about like living with a scratch.

So standard. You slept through that, dude. I forgot about that. We couldn't get him up when you said, whatever, let's just do it right now. I still love sleeping. Don't get me wrong there. I don't have crippling hangovers like that anymore. Try to be a little. Because, honestly, since then, I was just so bummed. It's hard to get hungover when you're babysitting them. Sorry, Mike. Yeah.

He had a two-year limit. Yeah, how could he be hungover? That's what I mean. The crippling hangover like that where you just miss. Where your internal dialogue turns off. I felt like I missed. That's a new definition of hungover. I felt like I missed a part of history because essentially I did. I mean, you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm going to phrase this question one way. You can take it two ways.

Do you think that video did so well because you weren't there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's brutal. The first way you could take it is exactly how you all did. The second one is the second half of that video is us waking you up, and it adds a good dynamic to the storyline. When you're watching, you go, wow, one of these guys was so hungover. They woke him up with a fire extinguisher at 3 in the afternoon. Pretty funny. That's true. You never know. It is funny, though, when you watch that back is –

It opens up with us trying to wake up Micah. That's what I mean. That's viral video. Our most viral video is us...

complete that is not how like you're supposed to do youtube and open up a video and and we and i mean it's just kind of proof it really doesn't matter you can do whatever you want but uh every time i watch that back i i'm always laughing like damn that's how one mic slept through this and dude this is how we opened it up see what i mean it could be option two you never know it could

He could have started out with us trying to push, start a shifter cart. Somebody just reposted, like they just cut bits from that video and just posted on Instagram. And there was one the other day that had like 1.5 million likes on it. And it was just like a cut from our video. Evan's got like what? How many million now on your crash video? 60. Crazy. Between the last two ice videos. Dude, between that video and then the smooth operator ice video. Crazy.

Evan's had a 100 mil a week. Yeah, we're about to hit a million. So if you haven't followed us on Instagram, I mean, please do so. We just really want to hit a million. We've been grinding towards it slowly but surely. And those last couple clips of Evan on the ice, I mean, like, seriously, we went up like almost 100K in the last month. Well, at least Evan's mutinous. At least he could still ride a dirt bike. Yeah, don't need to –

Don't even try. You haven't talked in so long you forgot how. Starts talking backwards. Close this out, Ev. Do you have any people you want to shout out? Like inspirations?

in my life. Yeah. Like I see this one guy he's doing like all the same stuff as you. I can't tell if you did it first or if he did it after you. With a shout out. Dude, that was so good. To your inspiration. He's so confused right now. He can't even do it. Dude, are you all right? You go on a diet and you show up and you don't know how to talk. He hasn't been drinking today. He doesn't know how to function. His body's shutting down. That is a big problem. I haven't been drunk in two days. You need a tea? Really? Good for you.

My circuit board short note. This is concerning. I still like you, though. Yeah, it's all right. I need to get off here. Oh, man. I'm not sure if you ever got on. Oh.

Alright, what's up? Are we still doing this? I don't know, man. It kind of reminds me of Ben, dude, when you were like, what are we doing? As we're very clearly doing something in Vegas. We're like walking to the game and going, dude, what are we doing right now? Dude, I was lost without Ken being our travel advisor. Ken!

Your service is greatly appreciated. I don't know how many times I explained to you guys you have to go to Mandalay Bay and then you can walk across the highway. I explained that probably six times in the span of 45 minutes. The problem was he wasn't listening. Exactly. Also, the problem was we had to walk three and a half miles there, so we had to be very, very sure that is exactly what we needed to do. I said get an Uber to as close to Excalibur as possible. We tried. Those fuckers wouldn't pick us up. Dude, why?

Realize there are taxis out in front of the hotel, right? The line was miles long. So we couldn't do it without you, Kenny. Well, on that note, Evan, thank you for signing us off or whatever that was. Hey. And if you guys are watching and you'd like to subscribe, hit subscribe and we'll see you in the next one. Peace. Thanks for hanging with us.

Rusty Clark, an Army and Air Force veteran, needed treatment at a VA hospital. Meet his wife, Juanita. We live above Borgentown, West Virginia. It would take us about seven hours to get here. And I was prepared to sleep on the hospital floor beside of Mr. Clark. But the

Fisher House opened up that door. We had a lovely suite to stay in. We had food to eat. We didn't have to worry about that because of Fisher House, the foundation. Mr. and Mrs. Fisher took care of all that years ago, following their dream to make our reality that we were together and we could be treated here. It's a great blessing.

I was in the Army Guard, and then I went into the Air Force, and then I met Juanita. Because of family's love. It's good medicine.