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Dude, I love Saturdays. I actually, for the first time in my life, have kind of gotten into this. I kind of get sad when it's Sunday night because I love now that it's nice out. All of our friends come back around. We got Mark and Tint. We got some of the girlfriends here. We got different people texting you asking to roll through. It's nice. It feels good. It's a full crowd today. I think that too all the time on Thursdays when I'm grinding out editing the video. I'm like...

As soon as this is done. Like, I'm actually working for the weekend now. I'm like, the weekend's going to come around. We're going to do some fun stuff. We'll film. We'll have our friends come out. You know, whatever. Mike, what's going on, though? You joined? We're dropping you off at Colony after this? Yeah, yeah. The Amish. I was going to say, are we going to address the Amish in the room? Nick.

Can you imagine if I was just like, no, this is just actually how I would have dressed before we had a YouTube channel, before I met you guys. Can you stand up so we can get like a full body? You got to see his shoes and everything. I mean, you won't be able to do it. Go stand in front of me. Go stand in front of me and I'll take a video. This is all the more reason to watch on YouTube, guys. My God. Damn, dude.

You know, it's amazing, too, because you have this outfit in your closet. I think, yeah. Besides, it was the hat that was the cherry on top. So before this, I'd been called Amish Mike before, and it's mostly the beard, but probably some mannerisms and maybe the way I dress at some points.

But Peter, who came to our snowmobile meetup, who used to be Amish and now he... What's his subscriber? What's his last name? Yodel or something like that? He stopped by and he was just like, yeah, I'm on my way to Staples and I'm headed to work. And he's a big fan. He came and chatted with us and gave us this hat that you guys actually signed. I didn't get a chance to sign it. Oh, that's the sign back at that... Wow, that's pretty sweet. So we met Peter two years ago at one of our snowmobile ride outs. He pulled up and he basically just kind of started chatting to us.

And he's like, yeah, I just left my colony like a couple months or three, four months, I don't know, a while ago. And he, you know, is just now becoming aware of the entire world and started watching YouTube videos and came across our videos and he really liked them. And he came to our, you know, meetup basically and

And it was just very fascinating. I was asking him so many questions. He's probably getting annoyed, but it was just very interesting. So fast forward a year and a half later, he just pulled up on us at the shop one day. I was like, hey, what's going on? Just pulled up, started chatting, hung for an hour, and then he left. But right before he left, he gave Mike that hat because he said. Well, he didn't give it personally to me. He said, Mike, you have a little bit of Amish in you. I can see it.

And you need to have this hat. Yeah. Dude, can you imagine the first time you get on the internet and you go on YouTube and we pop up, you watch a couple of our videos and you find out that we're pretty much your neighbor. You're like, holy shit, this is what's been going on outside of our community. So much stuff you would be like, it'd be like traveling to the future.

Yeah. It's honestly got to be the closest thing to time travel. You got AC, you got phones, internet, you call people. Like there's so much information you would have to learn. They definitely don't have AC. Do they not have any kind of electricity? Some do, some don't. Mike, you shouldn't have your watch on though for this if you're going to be Amish. You got a digital watch on. So yeah, now I'm Amish.

You look good. It fits you. That's why I got excited. Everyone's like, why'd you put that on? I'm like, I don't... Things happened and now we're here. I think next time we go to Vegas, you should walk around like that and be able to convince people. You look Amish. Dude, that's what I was saying. If we went somewhere not here, you could just tell people that I'm Amish and in a sense, I could act however I want. Your beard's a little too groomed, though. Yeah. Yeah, you have to get scruffy. I could do that. I could just be straggly with it. Tint, didn't the Amish try getting you to come in and...

Do some things with their women to get your genes? I don't know. Was it Mark? He points to Mark. Mark did it. Yeah, apparently. So in some of these colonies. It was you though, wasn't it, Tint? No. Didn't they pay you? They paid you $5,000. Why do you think I got those wheels on my truck? So apparently sometimes in those Amish colonies...

uh they get to inter interbred you know so they will pay outsiders like tint to come in and uh knock up one of their women or their daughter or whatever and then tint leaves and i think buys new wheels for his truck yep he goes and buys new wheels for his truck and i think the one thing that a lot of amish kids running around the one thing that gets twisted about that is that it like

To some people, it might sound like a fun experience, but I'm pretty sure it's probably one of the worst things ever. God, it'd be pretty awkward. I guess they watch you do it. Yeah. Stuff like that. That's what I mean. It's very cut and dry to a T. I feel like it's kind of got to be. Yeah. You can't be picking her up and taking her out to Applebee's and stuff like that. I feel like everyone would do it without getting paid. He goes, hold on, Tink got paid? Yeah.

We're like, Tint, which ones are your kids? We show up and the whole Amish community and then there's just one shop that's a Tint shop. There's Tint horse and buggies. We're like, it's got to be it. Can you imagine his profession is just in his jeans? It's in his name, dude.

His bloodline. The tinted. I'm not going to lie. I love the idea of tinting the windows on a buggy, though. I don't think they have them, but. No, some of them are. Yeah, okay. They look badass. That would be sweet. Are they tinted? Yeah. They're like murdered out. And you got a big black horse running down the road and then a blacked out buggy. That's pretty sick. Well, yeah, it gets hot as shit in there. So obviously in the summer they're trying to keep the sun out. I guess. They got American forces on it.

Christ. 26s. Yeah, enough about that. Other than that, I don't know a whole lot about... My grandpa used to take me there to buy meat to the Amish community. That's about it. Oh, dude, Grandpa Ron loves the Amish. We actually should have gotten him going on that. No, he likes the Hutterites. Yeah, the Hutterites. And that's a little different. They're Amish, but they use electricity, which...

I don't know how that works, but... Yeah, he goes over there and they'll like sit with them and they treat him very well. Well, at least the way he tells us. Yeah, you imagine Grandpa Ron pulling up and just bullshitting with him. He says that they have the strongest wine. You got to be careful. You can't offend them and not drink it. That's true. So he just goes up there and gets worried. He said he's had some wild nights. Yeah, and then he drives... Then he gets...

Taking home. Grandma brings them home. Dude, actually, speaking of Grand Perron, this made me think of it. Okay, so a couple weekends ago, me and CJ took our grandparents to my sister's graduation. She was graduating from chiropractic school. So we're sitting through the whole ceremony and everything, and there was this lady that was asked to be the speaker that was graduating as well, and she was blind.

Well, she was graduating from acupuncture school. She was blind, and they started telling her acu... Hold up now. Yeah. Who's laughing? I promise you guys. Just wait. Ken would vouch for it because he was there too. He was there. Ken was there. He had to be there because he drove. Okay, so this blind lady was graduating as an acupuncturist. Why are you laughing? What is so funny about this? The crowd is going wild right now. What? No sense.

Just wait. Just wait. It gets even crazier. Right? And they start, like, saying, you know, everything that she's done. This lady has ran, I want to say, eight marathons. Wow. Yeah. What? Like, doesn't even see shapes. Like, doesn't see any shadows or anything. Completely blind. Completely blind. She's ran marathons. She has gotten, I want to say, her master's in accounting.

Yeah, I swear to God. I swear to God. I'm lying or she's lying? She's lying. No, I don't think she's lying. The school went up and talked about it. I bet we could look her up. What do you think the school said when she walked in the doors?

with her blindness. She's accomplished. And said, hey, I want to work with needles. I want to stab people with needles. Well, they maybe said, are you sure this is the best idea? But, no, I mean, dude, if she's running marathons. Yes. Well, she has help, I think, with people. I don't know. Yeah, what's she doing? Just like based on memory or she's got someone who runs with her? I don't know. But, okay, she came up and spoke. She came up and spoke and then she had this full speech. Oh,

I was just talking about the blind lady that was graduating with my sister. Yeah. Okay. It was real. Yeah. They don't crazy. I was amazed. It was like all the accomplishments she had. Okay. So she had ran like eight marathons. I think even like a triathlon or something, a master's in accounting. And now, now she is an acupuncturist. There's one other thing. Yeah. There's one other thing. That's why. Yeah. Doctorate in something. It was like, she just like kept, I was like, okay, that's great.

Like, okay, you know, you're 40. You've done a lot of stuff. And then she just kept listing it off. It was like, holy crap. And the announcer had like a straight face. And I was like, is this real? Did she say that she was mind-due? I could not believe it. It was insane, right? So we were obviously, all of us were mind-blown after it. And it was also kind of...

It was a little weird, I'm going to be honest, because we had just told Grandpa Ron about the prank that we were going to do. We're going to do this blind prank. We're all laughing about it. Look at these glasses, all this. And then we pull up, and this starts going on stage. I'm not kidding you. We were at different. We were all three separate, and we just looked down at each other like, we just shake our head. That lady really took the prank far. She's like, I'm spending the next 40 years

I was amazed at how well she got around that place because there's like a stage with a five foot drop off and she's just like confidently walking across it. Bro, I don't think she was faking it.

Afterwards, I went up to Grandpa Ron and I was like, how crazy is that? And he was like, that is absolutely amazing. And I go, you think we're going to hell if we do this prank? And he goes, 100%. Oh, don't say that. And he goes, don't tell me that. He goes, well, let's go and talk to this lady. And I'm like, Grandpa Ron, of course. I'm like, okay, yeah, sure. And we go up there and Grandpa Ron just goes straight up to her. And she must have sensed his presence because she puts her hand out.

I sure sense his presence when he's around. She puts her hand out, and Grandpa Ron is like, your story is amazing. Like, all your accomplishments are absolutely incredible. I'm an aspiring fake blind person, too. I'm not going to lie. I was looking for you guys, and I looked through the crowd, and I just see Grandpa Ron just holding her hand, just...

shaking her, he's like, hey, hey, how's it going? Just talking her ear off. I was like, come on, guys. It is pretty funny. What do you mean, come on, guys? It's one thing for us to do this blind prank, but then you guys got to go and talk. I don't know. It was fine. It's very funny that Grandpa Ron did that because how many people are graduating? To me, it's quite a bit. Let's say, what, 400 people or something? Like 30. Oh.

It is very tough. Very tough. Nevermind then chiropractic school is way more prestigious than I thought, because I was thinking there's like a whole bunch of people and I'm like, he went and found like in essentially the valedictorian to go chat. She actually had her like a crowd. I think everyone was just like in shock. Wow. Um, but yeah, it was crazy. And then, and then grandpa gets done talking to her and, and I thought we were going to just walk away and he goes, Oh, Betty, Betty, Betty, you gotta, you gotta introduce yourself too.

And so I like put my hand out and she like sensed I was there too. What? Wow. Evan is like, no. And then I like shook her hand and I was like, your story is absolutely amazing. Like, I hope, I hope your journey continues to be incredible. And, um, she was like, oh, thank you so much. And then like just a line of people were just like waiting to meet. Damn. Yeah. It was crazy. Did you try to get her to flinch? Evan was there.

Everyone's like, what is this guy doing? He's like, checks and balances, just making sure. He just cropped us to this over there, and then he walks up to the blind person, acting he's going to hit him. Cripes. Oh, she had cancer three times. Oh, jeez. That was the other one. That's how she lost her blinds. Nope, nope. I think she was born blind. She was born blind. When she was two or three years old, she had some eye condition.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I forgot this one. She was an Olympian. Like she won gold medals. Yeah, she went to the Olympics. Special Olympics and won. Yeah, she won gold at the Olympics. For running? For, yeah, I want to say running. No, I thought it was like something gymnastic. I don't know. Now we're getting to. Oh, it actually might have been gymnastics. It was crazy. Yeah, we don't need to go anymore.

From what I can tell, she is a superior blind person. She was a better person than any of you guys. That's what I mean. Superior to most people in general. Yeah, it doesn't take much.

My grandpa had a, or has a blind friend. He's actually, he's in politics. I don't know in Minnesota, but anyway, we would drive the parade route, you know, because that was how you marketed yourself in the early 2000s. And he had a baby monitor that he put on the top of the vehicle. And then my grandpa would drive and then he would say like,

Oh, Sharon Osbourne is over on your right. Wave to her. Hey, Sharon. Hey, Sharon. Good to see you. And then he'd go, all right. Chris is over on the left. Say hi to Chris. And then he'd do that. And everybody was mind blown. How's he doing? Yeah, it was awesome. That's pretty good too. Evan's in the crowd. He's faking it. He's faking it. Just his whole goal is to just ruin his entire campaign. Does no one see the baby monitor? No, like he's faking it. No, like he's faking being blind.

Oh, yeah. I don't think people do that. Wait, what? What do you think? I don't know. I thought Evan was just outing him for not, like, he's just like, he can't do that. That's not fair. He has someone helping him. Goodness.

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Okay, I need everybody to put on their imaginary tinfoil hats because I have a conspiracy theory. It's against my religion to remove this hat, actually. We'll put it on on top of it. It's dangerous. Got it. I think, and hear me out, Hasbulla is a Russian spy. Before you laugh, think about it. This is more intense than I thought. Yeah, he comes from Russia, Dagestan, comes over here, and wins over the world. Everybody loves him.

But he's hanging out with fighters. He's got like armed security around him. Doesn't really do much. But I think he's a Russian spy. He's coming into all these big media groups, taking them over.

spreading his ideology. One thing I have heard about him is that he's definitely like, he's pretty religious with, I don't know what religion he is, but he's very to the point with that. He makes it pretty clear. Like, I don't, I mean, I'm not sure if he'd be safe for him to drink or not, but he doesn't do that. He's very to the point. He doesn't eat certain foods. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he's here on business. He's disciplined. He's disciplined. So that's how I could see him, um, acting that out. So you think he's actually got that, uh, disease or do you think he's just a baby? Yeah.

That's the best question ever. No, I think he actually is small. Okay. You see when Mike Tyson kissed him? I thought it was a baby, dude. On the lips? Can you imagine? Oh, is that what it was, Ev? He was trying to bite his ear off? Oh, classic Mike Tyson joke. Can you imagine, though? He actually is a Russian spy in a...

He's like, I got all these Americans in my pocket. And then he meets Mike Tyson. He's getting kids and shit. He's like, yo, I'm done. I'm done. Yeah, he's like, screw this. I'm back. You ever think he gets sick of being treated like he's little? Like a kid? He's gotta. Evan does. Man, I don't know. I mean, people that... Working out pretty good, man. Yeah, people that are with him say that he's like the most famous person they've ever seen. Yeah, okay.

Everyone wants a picture or get punched in the face by him. You can't not mistake him. You could miss him. That is probably true. I'm even trying to think. You could probably see the guy in... I just saw a Marvel movie ad. Chris Pratt. You could probably see him in an airport, but with a hat, sunglasses, and maybe a hoodie. You wouldn't notice.

But you see he has Bula running around, you're going to notice him. You might just mistake him for a little kid, though. You might. That's true. Do you ever see when he got in trouble for hitting his cat? I did see that. Yeah, he hit his cat. Don't mess with cats. And put it on Instagram because I guess his cat was being bad. I'd say that's a pretty fair fight. Yeah, so he hit him. I think he's like a lion compared to him. And then the best part was that his apology, he didn't apologize. He just made a statement. He said, the cat was being bad. Yeah.

He didn't apologize for hitting it. His only statement was just like, it was something along those lines. The cat deserved it. Hasbulla, he's like, that's a bad kitty. Yeah, Cartman. Yeah, so they tried to cancel him for that, and I was like, good luck. Can't be canceled when you're Hasbulla. That's the American government. They were trying to shut him down, but they're just too stupid. Can't beat Hasbulla. I like the idea, Ryan. Anyway, take our tinfoil hats off now. I went to hot yoga this morning. Oh, okay.

I guess my response also like for real. Well, last night we were all out at getting dinner and the girls were talking about how they were going to go to hot yoga and all this. And Ryan was like, yeah, I'm going to go too. Well, I'm coming. I said I was going to go. Yeah, that's the way it was. I must have been more larried up than I thought. Yeah. So anyways, I set my alarm and everything. Wake up.

Buzz over there. Turns out this guy doesn't even show up. Screw that. He didn't even know he was supposed to apparently. Alex didn't go? Yeah, it was just me. No, of course not. You didn't say it weird. So you just went with Ryan's girlfriend? No, I was sweating though like a whore in church. Really? Oh, yeah. Was it hard? Yeah, was it hard? Very hard.

I couldn't breathe. I can't breathe out my nose. I kept saying, breathe through your nose and let it out your mouth. I couldn't breathe. Is that hot? I'm surprised by that. I'm a mouth breather. So you two specifically really like saunas, and I struggle in them. I sit there, and I feel I'm getting too hot. I can't breathe. The air is so thin. So I'm surprised that it was like that. But obviously, you're adding a workout. I sweat so much. I sweat every little drop of booze I had in my body out. That's good. That's good for you. I don't think I'll go back. Was it busy? Yeah. Was there actually a lot of people there? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, did you wear leggings? No, I was in there just in in my just shorts was there other guys a couple I don't think they were the same sexuality as me Not that that matters but you know, I've actually got a couple good ideas for yoga one We could do goat yoga goat yoga where you do yoga and then goat stand on you pretty much seems Painful it seemed it just like yoga with more steps to me. Yeah, dude. It's hard. I

I didn't realize I had such bad balance until I showed up over there.

People are standing on their feet. Holy shit, dude. No way. One foot. Sorry. One foot. Sitting on their head and shit. CJ walks in and the instructor is standing upright and he's like, I don't have to do that, do I? No, I agree with you there. I agree with you. I remember being like... I thought I had pretty decent balance. I can ride a pretty decent wheelie. Yeah, I'm coordinated and whatnot. And then they start doing poses and then you're like...

So what else can you do that would justify pretty decent balance? I mean, I can surf. I can ride a wheelie on a dirt bike. I can, I don't know. Like, what else? I can ride a skateboard. Like, what else is there, you know? Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I was just curious what your, like, justification for that was. Can you walk on a balance beam? Yeah.

yeah we had to at uh that's right yeah goat yoga would be good or paddleboard yoga i was gonna say i want to do paddleboard yoga when the lake warms up bro you guys saturday morning no idea you would be swimming the whole time that's all you'd be doing honestly all right something funny uh that i noticed that when the snow melts it's around here at least you know how everyone's aware the roads are terrible in the winter do

Dude, driving on the interstate, you know how they have... They usually put it on one side or the other. There's a middle ditch in the interstate and there's a...

there's like those cables. There's like, you know, pull like a cable fence and there's three cables and all the poles. Holy shit. Are those things mangled after every winter? Yeah. And then they're kind of meant to fall apart. Like they're, you know, the cables are meant to catch you. I don't even want to know what your, the cars look like after that. But I'm talking like, I'm talking every hundred yards, the cables are just mangled. I'm like that. There's a total car. There's a total car. Like I'm saying, if you go in the ditch, you're fine. You get pulled out. If,

Maybe a bumper. If you hit the cables in the middle, you're first going to be toasted. For this 10-mile stretch, there was probably 30 mangled sections of cable. I'm like, geez. You guys ever went in the ditch? Many times. Mike. I forgot, Mike. Oh, Mike. Voluntarily, involuntarily. I've never put it in the ditch. I've parked it in the ditch a couple times, but that's my parking spot.

Can you imagine someone comes up? Let's say not the police. Someone comes up and asks you what you're doing. You go, I'm parking. I just parked it here. What do you mean? It's my parking spot. I've gone in the ditch probably two or three times this year, this winter. This winter with my Raptor. One time, for instance, we were on Ryan's Road, and I don't know if I was trying. We were filming, and I was backing up, fell off the edge. You know, just like little things. Or you're just driving too fast around a corner, and you slide. You just barrel in, whatever. No big deal.

I'm pulling my Raptor into Alex's sister's driveway in town, in the city. And keep in mind, my Raptor is completely fine. You could literally run in through the ditch, do whatever. I'm pulling in their driveway and I rip off my whole mud flap. I was like, man.

In town. Yeah, it's a terrible story. I guess I got it like... Man, you hit me on the edge. I don't know what I was expecting. I just thought to myself, I'm like, God damn, I've put this thing in the dish this many times and I actually caused damage to my truck just driving into their driveway. No, that is pretty funny. It's crazy actually how strong those trucks are. Those Ford Raptors are the toughest, man. They are, dude. I swear to God, the best truck ever.

you can get as long as you don't need to like the haul anything oh my god i think i like my ford raptor better than my gtr it's a very different pretty heavy statement i almost feel bad like how much i like my ford raptor more than my gtr to the point where like i'll be like god i really should just drive the gtr like if i'm going somewhere does he know he doesn't have to say ford before it

Well, you know, it's a Ford Raptor. Dude, I have a quick story about that. Like one time way back, I was like 17, delivering pizzas, go in the ditch. One of those, you know, come around the corner. Everyone goes in the ditch every now and then. I had a pretty shitty car, stove in the ditch, and then I'm like kind of figuring out what to do. And, you know, like this has happened to other people, I swear. Very dumb. Leave it and drive.

Leave the car and drive because it's not going anywhere and my wheels were stuck. I don't know. I didn't notice. Get out. Kind of digging through my backseat. I got a snowboard, so I started using that as a shovel. Shut the doors. The door is locked because it's in drive. Oh, there's a drive button.

Oh, shit. Your phone is in there? Phone's in there. Oh, no. More importantly, the hot pizzas are in there getting cold. I mean, they're in a hot bag. The pizzas are in there. Oh, you were on a delivery run. Yeah, what am I going to do? I'm in the ditch. It'd be one thing if I was like, I'm on my way back. I'm in the ditch. Then they'd just be like, ah, shoot. But people are like, where's our pizza and breadsticks?

You know that Mike's subs were on full blown, too. No, luckily they weren't. That would have been so bad. So I just walked to the nearest person's house and I'm like,

I need help. And they did. They helped me and they like pulled me out. But like my, like my boss came and he was just, then I, the worst part was it was one of those vibes where you call the share, the cop, you know, and they put the thing in the door and pump it up. You either call a law company. So I think, you know, the wheels weren't spinning, but yeah, dude, my boss was there and he, he was like, he wanted to call me like,

an effing idiot like he wanted you could tell he wanted to and i'm like what i'm like i'm sorry yeah like a chain of events and he's just like you know i don't even know he's just like you couldn't deliver the pizzas first or you know i'm just like dude i don't know it was uh it was so embarrassing because i guess we had to give the people like free pizza i'm like well it's not the end of the world but also i was out for like an hour and a half so yeah

They knew you were slow. They were like, man, he's really slow today. I feel like if someone came to me, Mike walks up to the door. I went in the ditch. I'm sorry. I just had a really funny idea. You know how Uber says what you drive, obviously, but also your name? People start to catch on, and they're like, dude, it says nine minutes, but I got Micah as a driver. You know it's going to be 20. It's going to be so slow. He hasn't even left yet.

That's what we were saying earlier before we started filming. You were like, just about to leave. About 45 minutes later, I was like, all right. Mike said he was just about to leave 45 minutes ago, so he should be here in three hours. Not that long. That's what we said. Valid, valid, valid. Yeah, seriously. I'm just glad, like, so we were going to.

I won't even say it. We were going to do something today that didn't end up working out. I'm glad that you didn't necessarily like hold the whole show up for me to get there. And then it didn't work. We've been friends for a long time. I personally texted Evan. I said, if you do it without me being there, best of luck. I really want it to go well. Rip it boy. I thought you were going to say it was really nice. You guys to get going and figure out it wasn't going to work before I got there. So I could just show up and go back inside. Yo, should we pull some people from the audience? Yeah, we got a pretty good crowd here.

I think we should bring in Evan and Nikki. Ooh. All right. I'll let you guys take these spots. Nikki Jo, what's going on? All right. So we got Evan and his wonderful girlfriend, Nikki. So we got a few questions for you guys. Oh, boy. I'm just going to cut straight to the chase, quite frankly. Nikki, how do you put up with Evan and his gas?

You can pull that closer to you if you need. Hey, she stinks too. Hey, no. It says girls don't toot. Because I've been around Evan. I'm trying to expose you. I can't imagine sleeping in the same room as him. It's pretty bad. Really? Yep. God damn. There's been times where I have gagged.

I need to leave the room. Really? Yeah, she's definitely had to leave the room many times. And like, I feel bad because sometimes she thinks it's funny and she'll be like, bah, you're so gross and kind of laugh. But then there's other times where she's just, bah, and she just storms off like silently. That's when I know that I made a mistake. Yeah.

Evan's just living. You know, I'm not surprised, but I can't believe the first time having Nicky on the pod, you asked him about how bad Evan's fart stinks. Well, I genuinely wonder that because I spend a lot of time with him and I can't imagine being in an enclosed room with him. It's brutal. I can't imagine. Yeah, like the RV trip. That wasn't that stinky. Have you ever thought about trying to like change his diet?

No, regardless if he changes his diet, he still stinks. And that's the thing. Sometimes eating all those vegetables and stuff that would be healthy, that stuff makes you rotten. It really throws you off because you're not used to it. Yeah, like stick to the Hot Pockets, taquitos. Your body doesn't know what to do. Stuff like that, safer bet for me. How long have you two been dating? Do you know? You're better with, I mean, a couple years, but you probably like know the exact date.

Yeah, it was St. Patrick's Day two years ago. So what do you think about this idea, Nikki? So, you know, Cole and Squirrel is buddies, you know, just good old boys. They like wrenching on stuff. Good kids. Yep. So they've come and fixed Ev Chevy a couple of times now. And I was thinking a way we could repay them is we're going to surprise them with an LLC. Then they can start paying taxes and stuff.

I don't think they'd like it. Oh, good. They prefer it. Scratch that. I was thinking that'd be a good idea. I think they kind of look at taxes the same way Ken does. Doesn't pay them? Just avoid them at all costs. There's avoiding and then there's not paying. Those are separate. Separate crimes that you're charged for? How is that not the same thing? I'm avoiding paying them, so you're not paying them. So, Nikki, being that you are a mom, did you know that Evan actively was searching out

No. Moms at the time? He slid into the DMs. Did he really? Did he? Yeah. So hold on. What was your first, I guess, impression of Evan? What did he say when he slid into your DMs? I can't even remember. It was emojis on a picture. Yeah.

really was a comment or a story response story response but then she replied to it which started the conversation so depending how you look at it i feel like she said the first words i just tossed some emojis out there little feeler yeah a little feeler exactly what was your first date uh we went uh we went snowmobiling really that's a good way to seal the deal nikki dude this is actually funny we uh

We had a really bad winter up there. It was super cold, so the trails were just ice. I'm running my snow pro that would burn slides off constantly. So I throw her on the back. We're going to go on our first little day. Like, I'm nervous. And as soon as we pull out, like, on the trail, we got to go probably five, six miles on. I can tell my slides are gone. I'm just running rails on the clips and snow.

We just sent it. I tried to play it off cool. She can hear it. She's like, what's that noise? It's just metal on metal. She was scared for her life. It sounds bad. I'm like, oh, it's...

There's not much snow. You were riding on the back with him? Oh, my. Yeah, and then kind of another classic situation, pulling up to the bar and it's all plowed out, so trying to drive on a quarter mile of asphalt and adjusting the skis. So I was kind of embarrassed, kind of wrecked my sled and was driving like an idiot. Were you thinking the same? Were you like, what's wrong with this guy? But then we got some beers and everything was good. It all buffed out. It all buffed out.

Good deal. Oh my God. What, what, what do you got? What are you going to say? I don't know if it's appropriate. Well, it probably isn't appropriate. Okay. So, and then we, we add, you know, had a few beers, whatever, having a good time, head back to my house, have a few more beers. She decides she's going to stay the night.

We're, it's relatively late, probably like eight or nine o'clock and we're just schmoozing. And all of a sudden my, my dad out of the blue just shows up, which he doesn't just show up that often. So, and he's like aggressively banging on the door. So I, I jumped up. What were you thinking? Oh, I walked around the corner just standing there. I was like, who's here? This guy owes, owes someone money, bro. Yeah. She didn't know who was showing up, but I remember like she just,

threw like real quick on like my sweatpants and a sweatshirt it was like the c-boys like trippy whatever so she's wearing like the little matching sweatsuit just pokes around the corner thinking it's anybody and then it's my dad so i was they got to like meet did you think it was like another girl or something yes okay really what were you gonna do i don't know we're gonna beat her ass

How much ground did you really have to stand on? It was your first time even being there. That's true. If anything, you would have had someone trying to beat your ass. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, were you going to hold it? You knew me for like three hours. She was ready to fight for you, dude. I didn't know what I was going to do. She was going to throw down. It sounds like it, at least. I like that. Where you're like, Dad, come on. I'm kind of working something here. I literally did. I'm like. What did your dad say? What do you do? He was. Ah.

You know, he was pretty good about just getting out of there. Played it cool. I can't remember. He was, like, dropping something off, or maybe he was storing his boat at my house. I don't even know. It was something irrelevant he just popped in for, and I'm like, yeah, you got to go. Busy. All right, Nicky, last question for you. I'll let you go. Is it true, the rumors, or is it all false rumors about, you know, the hog? Is it true or is it not? Because there's a lot of people at home wondering.

It's a tough situation I'm putting you in, I know. It's the size of a 12-year-old. No. I think the picture you saw was a little... Embellished? But I'm still giving you credit. He's average? Was the picture in wide angle? I had the angle perfect. It was Snapchat. You can't even wide angle that. I'll defend myself there. Can you?

Given the angle I took it at and everything, made it appear a little more bigger. Well, then explain this. Evan's hog reveal. A little baby carrot. Now, OnlyFans dropping 2025. Stay tuned. Would you? I could see you having that.

He begs me to all the time. Really? I don't think I should beg you to, but I've definitely had the conversation about it. Yeah? Make a bag. It's a no-brainer in my head. And it's, you know... Dude, it's all a hustle. It's not like you just gotta, like, put out the most hardcore porn. It's just a fucking game. No, self-pictures. Just tease, you know... Pictures of your feet. Nutscapes.

And Nikki turns it down then? Or you don't want a Nikki, obviously, if you haven't done it. I'd rather sell pictures of my feet. Ooh. That Evan's feet ain't worth nothing. What if Ev did a solo? Yeah, he's just solo on. Would you be fine if I... I mean, I feel like it's probably more dudes would be on there buying content than women anyways.

Which I don't know how I feel about that, but how do you feel about that? Not those girls in the Escalade that were rolling their windows down today. That was really funny. What happened? What happened? We were at a stoplight, and these girls pull up next to us, so they roll their window down, and they're looking over and trying to look at Evan. I think they seen me and rolled the window up, and she's making a big commotion and...

I think they were trying to holler, and then they saw Nikki and then started giggling, rolled up the window, and looked the other way. Were you ready to go? Were you in fight mode? She got feisty real quick. Really? I did. She's like, is this what it's like for you? I was like, what would you have done if I wasn't here? Like, you would have rolled your window down and waved. No. Waved at them? Unbelievable. I know. No, I would have just ignored them.

So the OnlyFans is not happening? Sorry. Get back to it. No way? No way. No way? But I can have one. No? What are you going to do? Sit there and jerk off? Get my lotion real quick. I'll fucking jerk off with Cheezmas if that's what the people want. I'll bring white waffles over and we'll get weird. Do a collab with the vacuum cleaner?

I have been curious about that. Have any of you guys stuck your dick in a vacuum? Mike has, he's raising his hand. Yeah, actually, did it hurt? Why is Sydney acting like she knows about this already? She was like, yeah. She was the one holding the vacuum. Allegedly, there's a video of Jake putting a vacuum cleaner on my penis. Watching you say what you just said wearing that...

is a lot for me to comprehend right now. Did you finish? It was soft and it did hurt. Can I see this video when we're done? People have got to think we're really messed up. Nikki's showing videos of Evan's hog or little hoglet. It's average. It's average. After today, let's say... The OnlyFans stuff. The last question. I'm sorry. I hate to do this, but

This would be a great promotion if you were to decide to launch your OnlyFans at this moment. We'll see what the future holds. Keep it open. You can't shut it down. Are you going to do pay-per-view or monthly subscription pay? Probably a low monthly subscription. Really ramp it up on the pay-per-view. I think that's the way to do it.

Do you guys know the TikToker Two Turn Tony? Yeah. So he... He's the one with the face mask chick, right? Yeah. But she's not face masked anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He has an OnlyFans. Oh? Yeah. And I don't... I'm not subscribed to it, so I don't know what all that he does on it, but I know he just sells, like, dick pics and makes a shitload of money. Really? People are paying for that? Yeah. Imagine chicks. You could be a rich motherfucker. I think it's... Why sit... Why would... People pay for that. I look across the room and see he's like...

I see more dudes buying pictures of other dudes than chicks spending their hard-earned money on OnlyFans. How do you know this? I just think that there's not a lot of girls out there buying content. You buy content, Nikki? You're raising your hand. I don't think a dick pic does much justice for a girl, so

Especially when we're underselling it now. We just crushed the rumors. For you, you're going to have a hard time now. I would love to see the analytics of that. I think it would be more males active on Twitter.

Evan doesn't give a fuck about analytics until it comes to OnlyFans and dick pics. He's like, I'd love to study the data. It definitely crossed your mind when at first you're like, I don't care if I sell some dick pics. Then you're like, fuck, it's just a bunch of dudes running around with my dick pics. It hits you a little different. What if they paid $25 for your dick pic? Oh yeah, I don't care. I'll send a picture of my butt too for that price. Man, now you're really hitting a niche audience. Evan starts selling his dirty riding trousers. He starts selling his parts.

I'll start selling my ethic because I'll ride one moto and sell those puppies. 100 bucks. Yo, instead of people buying it to like pleasure themselves, they would buy it and send it to their enemy. It would be like that scam Thailand. Where was that in? The India, like Mark Rober.

pranked like an Indian call center and glitter bombs stink bombs and shit oh my god that'd be hilarious yeah Evans fart we send a call center in India a pair of Evans dungaroos holy fuck I've worn these trousers once next week there's a news story like poisonous gas is released from Indian call center it melted through the packaging

Go in the back of the mail. They'd probably have to get rid of that. Yeah, I wouldn't even make it there. There's just something wrong with this package. It's toxic. The drug dogs that are sniffing it have to take a vacation because you burn their sniffers. They were never the same after they smelled that package. Something was wrong with them. They wouldn't smell anything.

That might be good for the drug cartel. They could just mix in a pair of my socks with their shipments and the dogs would be thrown off. You know, there's so many different ways you could monetize off of your gifts. I should say your stench and your, you know, whatever else. I love that you look at those as gifts. Gifts. Your special talents. I didn't want to offend you. You know what's amazing, though, is you've been a part of the crew for about a year now.

I've never seen you shower. Oh. Yeah, I was going to ask Nikki about that too. I had so many questions. What do you got against showering, honestly? Do you... Of course you do truly feel that way. How do you think that I go weeks at a time without showering? Did you shower today?

No. There we go. No way. Okay. How the fuck do you wake up in the morning and just go, I'm going to go about my day, not shower? Listen. I showered yesterday, and I thought that first thing I was doing this morning was going to end up with me sunk in a swamp that I would clearly shower directly after that. I understand that, but also at the same time, I don't know. You would shower before you do?

I guess this is maybe one instant where you can say that. All the other times, what's your excuse? I mean, honestly, it's just like if I'm going to be, no, like, oh, Tuesday morning, I'm going to get up. You're going to get dirty by the end of the day, so why shower? And then it's like that night, you're like, well, why would I shower? I've got to get dirty tomorrow. I'd rather shower before bed. I shower at night. Then shower at night and then shower first thing in the morning. To be fair, showering here isn't a luxurious experience.

you know the floor is dirty that has nothing to do with it i was trying to say ryan what are you going for i'm sorry i don't like showering here no it's just like if i shower before i go to bed i just don't feel the need to shower immediately when i wake up in the morning i agree with that i probably don't do that either if i'm going to something like fancy special whatever then yeah like get cleaned up before but if i just wake up and i'm gonna go wrench does don't need to shower for that

Save the water. Her septic backs up enough as it is. You should be thanking me. Yeah. So we're sitting in a truck with you. Yeah. This is a really touchy subject, but I think a long day without showering, Ryan smells twice as bad as Evan. And I genuinely will admit right now that that was mean to even say. You like were stretching before that one. Yeah, I was scared. I was scared. I think Ryan...

But this is after a day of, let's say, wrenching, working, loading shit, unloading shit. The dude smells worse than Evan. Damn, man. He is on his showers. I don't want to pile on, but I think I've noticed that before, you know? I think it was just twice as offensive coming from Mike. Yeah.

Everyone stinks. Well, Ryan, what do you got against showering? Ryan's over here defending Evan. He's not that bad. I don't have anything against showering. Apparently, I just get stinky through all my hard work around here. I'm pretty sure I remember a laundry one day. We were out at dinner, and she's like, did you put cologne on today? Yeah, because she bought me new cologne. She wanted me to wear it more. That's a sign that you smell. When people start buying you cologne, deodorant.

This is hard to buy a gift for. Gifting it? It's not even my birthday. What's this for? Oh, I just want to give you a present. Cripes. You should wear it. Is that why Greta gave me a treadmill for my birthday? Makes so much sense. It's still in the box, isn't it? No, it's not. She actually got you a treadmill? That's a pretty good gift. It's still in the box? Yeah. Your birthday was like a month ago. Yeah, it's nice.

Wow, that's a really nice gift. Treadmills are expensive. She must... Penn returned it and got a gift card. Isn't like that one of the things that you aren't supposed to get like in gift giving? Like you don't get your wife like a vacuum or a treadmill. Not a two-way street. Yeah, it's not a two-way street. I think Nikki would like both those things though. So I don't know if that applies. Like for your birthday, instead of like a nice weekend trip to Thumper Pond. Yeah.

Would you prefer to get a new vacuum? Not even a Dyson. Just a new Hoover. No, we're talking top-of-the-line vacuum here. I wouldn't go buy a Walmart special for a gift for a birthday. No, I wouldn't fly. How about an exercise bike? Really?

I think it could be taken the wrong way. What if you had a very overweight gal and they didn't even ask for a treadmill or a gym membership? They were just hoping for a nice, normal necklace or earrings. Box of donuts. You give them a treadmill. And why can't CJ say treadmill? Yeah.

Treadmill. Treadmill. I'm still wondering why you can't say treadmill. Treadmill. Treadmill. Treadmill. Treadmill. No, treadmills are expensive, dude. I think you need to set that up and I think you need to get running on it ASAP. What's going on? Are you guys doing this 30-day challenge or what? Yeah. I'd love to.

Now you're backing out, Evan. I didn't back out. I never pull out. I think there's got to be something on the line, though, to not, like, to hold yourself accountable. Yep. But then there also, what would actually show the winner? Like, you know, like what? Loser gets, like, the other person's name tattooed on him or something? Well, hold on now. Let's say, what's the 30-day challenge? Like, whoever can lose the most weight or get back in the gym. Evan and I were talking about both of us getting in shape.

And we're going to weigh each other in at the first day, obviously, before it starts. And then 30 days later, we'll weigh in again, see our progress. But then we have to do some kind of head-to-head physical challenge. Like, I don't know if it's a triathlon or whatever. Because realistically, how much you lose or gain or whatever, it's hard to determine. It should be a physical endurance test. It might be a triathlon. Like, we got to fucking run, ride a bike. Ride dirt bikes. Nope, pedal bike.

Yeah, swim, run, swim, and then swim. I think that's a great idea. Run, jump, and swim. And we do it all in one video, so it'll be like a 30-day filming process, but it just gets sped up to be condensed into one video. You guys want to do a full triathlon or a Seaboy triathlon? We better have an ambulance nearby if both of us are going to do that. I think we do the activities in a triathlon on a much smaller scale. Yeah. It's time-based, like whoever accomplished it. What do we put on the line?

To be clear, do tattoo. You could start the, you could do the challenge and it's like, ultimately, it doesn't matter if you train for 30 days or not. It just matters how good you show up that day. Yeah. You could sabotage, though. Evan's going to just keep, hey, let's go out to the bar. I'll buy. And I'll drive you home, too. And he'll have his drink the night before or something like that. Wow. That'd be dirty. Yeah.

Yeah, your trousers would be. Because at first I thought it would be like, you know, because you can't, yeah, who loses weight? That doesn't really apply. I don't know. It's not really a good way to judge. I'm down to do the tattoo, honestly. A tattoo? Yeah, I'd get Dude Evan Bro tattooed on me. Where? Somewhere not visible. To be fair, getting Dude Evan Bro is cooler than getting CJ tattooed on you. That's only two letters. CJ Lotzer. That's true. I want CJ Lotzer. It's got to be my full name. Okay.

Okay, how about this? How about this? How about this? You have to get the other person's name tattooed on you, but they get to choose or you get to choose where it goes. On the hinder, I think. No, no, no. Like, you're getting the tattoo, so you get to choose where it goes. I think if I'm going to have Dude Admiral on me, I just put it right on my cheek. Okay, if that is where you want to do it. It's a little hidden and you can choose to. I don't know if I can pollute this ass with this.

I don't know if we can get to that thing. If they want to tattoo it, they're going to need a weed whacker. He's going to need a full-on hazmat suit. The tattoo artist is going to need it. Yeah, I mean, I'd hate to commit to this fully. Tattoo is for life. Nipple piercings are just temporary. That's what I was thinking. CJ, I could burn that off my skin.

I had to. Bro, everything we've done is for life. It's on the internet now. So what's a tattoo? Yeah, it'd be kind of cool, I guess, whatever. And you don't really look at your own butt that often. I always said that I was going to do Ken, no can do, or like a portrait of him on my body if I was going to get a tattoo. Well, leave some room open.

I'll have Dude Evan, bro. Maybe I'll do it for everyone. I'll figure out a way to commemorate everyone by getting them tattooed on my body. I'll have Mark. I'll have Nikki. Everybody. Oh, CJ, you're such a giver. I'm just worried when Nikki's eating my ass, she'd see your name and she'd be thinking about you. Well, she'd probably be hoping that. It'd probably make it easier. Something to take her mind off of it. She starts calling me CJ in the sack. Fuck. Oh, my.

Wouldn't be surprised. Please tell me Nikki doesn't actually eat your ass. No, I would not get anywhere near that hinder. Okay. All right. I was going to say, she'd maybe actually be blind. Yeah. No, I think it's a great idea, though. And, I mean, whether we do the tattoo or not, but I feel like the tattoo is, like, quite a bit riding on it where you're going to want to perform. Yeah. It's got to be something good. I'd redo the nipple piercings, but it's just so lame. It's like we've already done it. No, we can't do that. I'm over that. We can't do that. Yeah.

And like a new season. Yeah. I feel like you got to step it up. Uh, we could, you guys could wear like Apple watches or something and it could like track like calories burned or something. I'm not a pussy. I'm not wearing an Apple watch. Fucking Apple. That was aggressive, but I agree. Everything he just said. Yeah. Fuck that. Okay.

Oh my God. All those things do is make lazy people feel like they did something. They justify their day. Oh, I walked 1200 steps. It's like, that's a normal fucking day. You shouldn't get to reward yourself for it. I had to look down and see if he was wearing his Apple watch for a second ago. Ain't no Apple watch. Ain't no Apple watch. But like, I swear most people wear those. Can't be wearing an Apple watch. He's tucking it in.

But it's like they're not even working out. They just use their normal daily life stats to justify. They hit all the health rings I imposed. I did a thousand steps today. It was going off every time they reached in the Cheeto bag. I think the idea of Apple Watches is pretty solid, but maybe it's just the clientele of the people that wear them. I think it's a bad rap. Have you ever seen someone wearing an Apple Watch and they're like, nice, that's sick. No.

No, I think that honestly, I would never buy one. Not because I care about being a part of that group. It's because I don't need another reason to be getting notified or checking another screen. It's like, if I got to go on my phone, I'll go on my phone and do whatever I need to do. I don't need to be scrolling. That's true. And I can. Every single time, Ken does it. Okay, I'm on my way.

Okay, Hyundai, where do you want to go? No, no, no. I am on my way. Okay, routing you to the nearest Hyundai store.

Every time. That's good. The only thing that might be nice is then you don't look at your phone to see if you have notifications. But you're looking at a watch. I mean, it's the same exact thing to me at least. Maybe if you're in church or somewhere, you got to be real discreet. Oh, Ev, you ain't going to church. No, of course not. I'm trying to justify a reason where it might be more acceptable to use a watch than a phone. No, I'm not even saying like use it. Like you're driving down the road and you get that little like,

brain thing you're like I should look at my phone right now like or I want to see if I have any if I'm missing any text or anything like that you go like that and you go nope I didn't or yep miss something from Thomas but it's pointless you got a 20 inch screen right between the two front seats that tells you all that information that is true except for when you're driving the Hummer right you should keep

Both hands on the wheel and your eyes straight while you're driving the Hummer, bro. Your only focus should be just getting there without killing someone along the way. Cripes. Ryan, seriously, we need to have an intervention. Why? If that Hummer is going to leave the driveway, you need brakes. It doesn't leave the driveway. It's sitting in the junkyard. Fair enough. Is there no brakes? No, it's got brakes. They're very minimal. Very minimal. Very minimal. I'm so confused, Evan.

As to what your taste is. Yeah, you are a confusing man. Dude, we get you this Raptor. You hate it. And I love it. You don't love it. You don't love it. You talk shit on it all the time. What is one negative thing I've said about it? What's one positive thing you've said about it? You don't say anything negative. I say all the time. I'm like, oh, these things aren't even made for towing. It tows my camper like a dream. You always say it's not that good in the field. That's why you like the Suburban. Yeah, so then we go out and we buy the $500 Suburban. And it's like...

First love. It's like we just bought you a Lamborghini. Well, did you look at it? I think it was a piece of art. Did you look at it? This is where I'm lost. Evan, would you... I was thinking about that. If we ever surprise you with another vehicle, I'm just going to go back to 2004 because I know you'll appreciate it much better. I don't know what the Raptor cost, but we could have got probably 70 Suburbans for that price.

See, this is what you're saying. You sit here and downplay the rap. You're like, oh, look, the Suburbans. It'd be like going in someone's shoe collection. They have all these shoes. It's like, I got all these Bourbons. You could have gotten eight. We could have gotten 80. We could have gotten 80 Bourbons. Around 100 Suburbans. It would have been a lot better reaction getting Evan 100 Suburbans. I mean, we call up those 100s.

Can you actually imagine? And our goal is to just finish all of them off. What did you say about finishing him off? In the back of a bourbon? The hinder finder? No.

Imagine how confused the neighbors would be when our whole field is full of white Suburbans. I don't want all white ones. I want all the colors. I think all white would be something really funny about that. Different color wheels? You can do that yourself. You can paint them. I think that thing was kind of a special find, though. Yeah, until the transmission fell out in the driveway last night. Whose fault was that?

Probably Ben's because I was trying to keep up with the Raptor out on the track and he did a pretty good job. I'll give it to the Raptor. Well, the Sperman did a really good job. I'll give it that. It survived the day, but it limped itself home and then died. So like it didn't die on the spot, but it took all the life out of it.

Okay. Well, stay tuned for the boys' triathlon. We'll start filming that probably this week, and then it'll be out in like a month. We're getting in shape, Ev. You know, one of us will have a tattoo at the end of this, but...

Either way, we're both winners because we'll be in shape. Maybe. Unless I quit right away, accept the tattoo, and just hit the T's. I do feel pretty confident about taking you on in a physical endurance challenge because after that hot dog eating competition, you didn't even run a step. You just threw your hands up and just turned around. I just ate five hot dogs.

I'm going to run anywhere except for the toilet. I've never seen you run, so. I'm short and legs got to move quick. I got four steps to year one. It's hard. The whole challenge isn't going to be running though, so it'll be fine. We're going to do pull-ups. Pull-ups are going to be in this challenge. I know I can hold my own there. Evan is good at pull-ups. Not much else. Yeah, maybe like a strength test, a cardio test, and

And then, I mean, shit, maybe do like a who's smarter test. Or an IQ. We'll have to start reading books. And I'd say just for shits and gigs, like a body percentage loss test. Yeah, might as well. Might as well. Yeah, yeah, I like that. All right. Well, sounds good. Stay tuned, guys. Thanks for listening. And we'll see you next week. All right, I'm going to go put on some deodorant.

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