CJ & Ben Go Bald! Evan Takes "Cheeto" Test
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Alright, this podcast is gonna be cut short because I gotta go to the hospital. What the fuck do we care what this dwarf thinks? Anything about anything, dude. I thought of all truck mods, you would be all about the running boards. I think when I run into a stranger, they respect me more. The lady's like, you wanna use your points? You're only like 1500 points.

Goodness gracious, dude. I don't know. It's still like a shock factor every time I look at you guys. Yeah, I walked in just a couple minutes ago, and I thought CJ was Gavin. Honestly, I feel like, Mike, you take the center. I'll take that spot. When's the next time that both me and CJ are going to be balling on a podcast? Probably next week, dude. The week after. There we go. It's going to be a while.

But after these two months, not a whole lot of hair going on over here. That's true. It'll be at least 30, 40 years in between. I think you guys look cool. I like that you should join. I've thought about it. Really? If you would have been there on Saturday, you probably would have done it. Probably. That's just something I would do. But no, I don't think you guys look insane.

Nobody said that they looked insane, Mike. Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Mike. I appreciate it. I do mistake you for Gavin a lot, though. Really? Why is that? You know, you kind of see him from the back, and you're like, okay, bald guy. Used to seeing Gavin. And then it turns around, and oh, Siege. Is that all Gavin is to you? Just a bald guy? Is he just a bald guy to you, Ken? I mean, no. We buzzed our head, and then afterwards, we went out to dinner. Me, CJ, and...

Our grandpa saw three bald guys walk into a bar. I'm not joking. People were looking at us and laughing. They were. Really? Yeah, they were. I was kind of just like trying to not associate with you guys. And half of the people were in our group. But no, I was like, damn. Is this how bald people get treated?

I definitely think, yeah, people treat you a little differently. They treat you like, damn, this guy's bald. But, I mean, in a group of three, like, obviously you're going to draw a little attention more so than a solo bald guy. You know, because, like we said, Gavin gets through everything just fine. He gets jammed up in TSA because he's bald.

I've actually been meaning to ask Gab though. Do you ever feel like people look at you and laugh? Or is it because we were rolling in numbers like that? I don't know. I was like, what the fuck is going on? I think they were just laughing because they knew who we were. They didn't say anything to us, but they said something to Grandpa walking out.

So like they recognized us and I think that's what was funny about it. Maybe. That made me feel better. Yeah, I think it was just like why is CJ Benning, Grandpa Ron shaved heads? Like clean shaved down to like shiny head. We had just oiled our heads before we went in. Dude, I was slippery for the next week.

We shine them up. How's the maintenance been now? Like after this? Non-existent. What do you do? Do you do anything? You don't even have to like take maintenance of your body. Like you don't have to shower or like anything like that when you're bald. Really? You just quit? Eat healthy. You don't have to do any of that. Wow. Maybe I should go bald. Bald. No, it's nice because like I'll sauna when I get home from work and then I shower after that, go to bed in some clean sheets and

Maybe it's gross that I do this now, but there's no reason to shower in the morning. Ev, you would love this. Oh, you're right. Ev's got hair, though. Yeah, but I guess it wouldn't make much of a difference. You're not a big shower anyways, guy. I swear I take just as many showers a week as you. If not more, maybe. You're counting them by the week, not by the day. Well, come on to the same thing. That's how we know the number's low. I shower two times a week.

Yeah, no, no, it's nice because I just roll out of bed and it always feels like I'm missing something. I'm like, well, why am I going to shower? I'm clean. It's your hair you're missing. Oh, that's true. It feels pretty free though. No bedhead? Nope. At all? None. That's true. It's kind of like sandpaper though. Like right now in this early stages, like does yours get like, it almost feels like it's caught on like the pillow. Have you cut yours? Mine feels longer than yours. Have you trimmed yours up? No. No?

You probably just have more hair than me for one, but it's growing. Yeah, I'm going to touch mine up, though. I want to be straight bald for a little bit longer. Really? So you're like, I'm sticking with it. Well, yeah, I don't know. The next time I'll be bald, so I might as well run it. Just run it out for a bit. We also got a couple of hogs down in the garage, too, and I can't be rolling around with those without a chrome dome. It would be a shame to not ride motorcycle bald.

Have you guys ridden your bikes yet at all? Like felt the wind and, well, not your hair, but just your scalp? No, but it would be nice over your head. Well, with that hair, it'll actually help lock the hat on like Velcro, so you're good. You can go like 100 with a baseball cap on. With no hat on, the hair is slowing you down. So having no hair on your head is going to make you go way more aerodynamic. Like a swimmer. Yeah, like a swimmer. Think about how many things you'd be good at. Michael Phelps kept his hair, and he was the fastest. I always thought that. He had a cap on. He had a cap on.

He also took steroids. That helps. Right. Didn't he? Right? Or am I... No, he was just smoking. Oh, he was smoking pot. That's right. He was smoking pot. I think you're thinking of that male... I don't want to get into it. Anyway...

I know it is weird though because I don't walk in and I don't look at myself very much. So I just live my life and I feel completely normal. And then next thing I know he sees a mirror. Don't look. Next thing I know I go to the bathroom or something and I look in the mirror. Oh yeah, that's right. I'm bald right now. I think I shaved head. Or like I wake up in the morning and then I see myself. Oh, that's right.

Yeah. Oh, you're driving your truck and you just look in the mirror like... Oh, yeah. Who's driving my truck? What the... Double take it. I'm glad it catches you guys off guard too. I think when I run into a stranger, they respect me more. Yeah.

I think they're just afraid of you, brother. I think they respect me more. They're like, this guy's a serious man. Like he, uh, you don't want to make sure you take it serious. Like, you know, whereas before I might be just look like a, like a kid. Now I look like a, you don't know what I am. You're like really throwing off by the way I'm dressed, but my hair, you're like, he's obviously got to be 30 years or older. Obviously not messing around. Yeah. Right. A very serious guy. Well,

Well, anyways, welcome back to the Life Wide Open podcast. Dude, we're rolling deep today. We got four guys and two bald guys on the podcast. Okay.

And I would love to start out, really start out with a... Yeah, we got four guys, two bald guys. Who the hell is this man? Yeah, what is going on? Oh, I think this is who Ben looks like. He looks like Michael Schofield from the show Prison Break. Such a good show. Prison Mike. Yeah, you do. You look a lot like him. I've actually been getting that a lot. And then CJ kind of looks like Caillou. Oh, damn.

That guy's pretty famous. It's cool. Look how perfectly circular his head is. He's got more of a bowling ball head. He's kind of got drip in this picture, too, dude. I should dress like him. That would be funny. That would be really funny. That's what I should have dressed like. You and Grandpa would dress up in Harley stuff, and I'll just wear Caillou clothes. I'm still just trying to figure this. We got four guys on the podcast and two bald guys. There's six of us, but...

Anyways, yeah, I've been trying to make normal - I don't know which who's the four? Oh, I forgot about Ken back there All right, all right, it's making sense yes guys and two bald guys anyway

We got a gift for Ken? Yeah, we got a gift for Ken. I'm thinking you're going to have to come up here, and you're probably going to sit right where I am just for a minute here. I'll bring it out for you, and then you'll just rip it, okay? Mike comes out with the world's biggest vape. Don't spoil the surprise. Yeah, Ken, close your eyes maybe. What the fuck?

Alright, stay down, Ken. Put it over on that side right there. Oh my gosh, it's beautiful. It is beautiful. Alright, there you go. I don't want to sit here when you hit this.

Remember when you told us you played percussion? I just wanted to bring back some nostalgia. You said you hit a gong at one point in your life. I looked it up. This is called the Mother of Tesla Gong. I just figured it would be fit for you. How much did you spend on this? We're not going to talk about that. Money is no object. It's legit. Money is no object to Mike. We got to get a big smack on this. I don't know. Everyone watch out.

Ken managed to injure himself. You good, Ken? What the fuck? What'd you do, dude? Of course!

Yeah. How? How do you manage? Call the orthopedic specialist. All right, this podcast is going to be cut short. Ken's got to go to the hospital. Ken tips it off. You don't like it, Ken? Beautiful. At least it's not a toilet, so...

Yeah, I mean, it's something. We're getting upgrades. This is going to be the first gift in years that wasn't a toilet. It's not a toilet or toilet associated. It's like Ken's whole life, all he's been given for gifts was toilets. Even at Christmas and his birthday because he blows them out so bad. I think you could use this in the merch bay for when it's lunchtime and time to come back and end of the day. It's like the bell ringing at school. That was kind of my thought. Mike, close your ears. I'm going to get a good one.

Hit it like you mean it. Whoa. Hey. We can wake Mike up with this. There's different ways to play that, as Ken would probably know. Yeah, so I was hoping you could incorporate that into your daily life, whether it be in the merch bay, waking my ass up.

you know, whatever. I really do hope that you guys use this at some point to wake me up. We probably will, Mike. Well, no, we can't because you said it. Well, I mean, I'm not going to know your, I'm not going to know. We'll just dump 20 pounds of flour on you first. And then whack the gun. That was the one thing I said that was off limits. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll hold it right above your head. So when you wake up, okay, that'll be pretty funny on it. I,

I just realized how little that whole bit made sense if you were listening to it on audio. So Ken was given a gong. A very nice custom-built gong. Is that cherry? Cherry wood? I think so, yeah. Mike spared no expense. Cherry wood. Mother of Tesla gong. I was in Google looking it up, and I'm like, this is stupid. And then mother of Tesla gong came up. You spent $12?

$1,300 on that? $1,400. That would scare me. I would just like to point out that there is a Gongs Unlimited. That's where it came from. There's a website for everything. That's where it came from. It came from Gongs Unlimited. I had to scribble out the branding on the box so you didn't see it. How big is this one? How many inches? I'm glad you got a big one. This is a 22er. Oh, nice. It was $320. With the stand. With the stand. Money Mike. Money Mike.

Dude, we got a gong now, though, boys. We needed one of those. This is sick. Ken has a gong, if I remember correctly. Don't touch my gong. Where is my gong? Who touched my gong? Have you guys been hitting my gong while I was gone? I could sense it. Who was playing my gong? I'm going to rub my sack on your gong. I can't.

Now that might be. Why is my gong all sweaty? This hammer doesn't ring the gong hard enough, so Ken has to use what God gave him. His balls? Legendary. Ba-bong. He has a little double. Ba-bong. A double dribble.

Anyhow. Well, I'd like to fire up a new game. I'd like it to be maybe a reoccurring segment on this podcast called Is It Cheeto?

I like that. Where we scroll through some things that we ask our buddy Evan here, who's very hard to please. What is it called? The Cheeto Inspector? Yes. You're the Cheeto Police. You're the Cheeto Inspector. You're Cheeto Investigator. You're all-man Cheeto. If something is Cheeto, it's not getting past Evan. It's not good either. Without him making some kind of comment about it. Yeah.

He makes it very clear. He's very opinionated. Sometimes it's appreciated. Most times, it's not. You're going to get it anyways. So anyway. Ev, what's the definition of Cheeto? What's your definition of Cheeto? Just lame, cheesy. I don't know if that's a good way to describe it. Just Cheeto. Not it. It's basically saying it's not it. Yeah, it's not it. Strong.

Starting off, we have Cheeto. MGK. MGK Cheeto. If I remember correctly, you had a good time at his concert, Evan. I don't even remember being there. Yeah. We had such a good time there. I blacked out on fun. I'm pretty sure I got videos, actually, of you having a very good time. I'm sure you do. That's where it's fun, too. It adds depth to it when you're like, I've experienced it, and I still think it's Cheeto. So why is MGK Cheeto?

Man, I guess I just don't like his whole vibes, his whole aura. He's never really been a big fan, but I'll give it to him. His music? He's made a few good songs. He's done well for himself. He's kind of like a bit of a rebel, kind of Punga Strayer from the norm, kind of like you. Yeah, I think maybe I just remember so many people getting like 19 XX tattoos.

And I just thought that was Cheeto. So maybe I like took out all those people on him. Maybe he's a good guy. Maybe his fans are Cheeto, not him. Yeah. Just some of that is like, like you couldn't even listen to him. Like in what the mid two thousands, you like had to have an MGK tattoo to listen to. Really? I don't know anyone. Yeah, I don't either.

He's a huge star. I swear, Lace Up or 19XX, there's like 10 million people out there, probably some of them listening, that have the tattoo. And what do you have to say to them? Lace Up. Ah, man, like, are you still stoked on the Lace Up tattoo? If you are, then hell yeah.

Period.

Somehow they won't go away no matter what I do, no matter how incredibly awful and mean I am to them. But I don't mind doing this work. In fact, if I'm being honest, I think it's God's work. So make sure y'all follow me on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts for new episodes every Wednesday. Next up, we've got Red Etnies. Who is this guy?

Red Etnies. Okay, so definitely not Cheeto. You know that he's judging someone right now. You're looking at something that's Cheeto, dude. Look at his face. Judging someone. Okay, so Red Etnies, not Cheeto? Red Etnies, not Cheeto. And the thing is, now that Ryan Sheckler is no longer on Etnies, they've become a collector's item. Oh, because Ryan Sheckler was Cheeto? No. No.

at all. Oh, no, not at all. He collaborated with Etnies to make one of the best shoes ever. But what do you mean now that he's not with them? Like his model of Etnie? No, no. Ryan Sheckler quit Etnies and he's now on whatever Mark Wahlberg's. Oh, municipal. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But I do know, I mean, because those are like older and they used to be able to get them for like 90 bucks. And now I saw him going for 250 for a brand new pair of red Etnies. You're wearing them in the mud right there. Those ones. That's a flex. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're wearing them in the mud.

And when I got them, they were like $100 because it didn't matter. Yeah, that's a pretty solid investment. Imagine if you would have bought like 100,000 pairs. How do you know I don't have a shipping container on the way right now? $1 million in Etnies. So I'm investing gold, silver, stocks. I got a box full of Etnies. All right. Okay. So red Etnies, not Cheeto. How about red Etnies on Ben? Okay.

Dude, honestly, no, that is amazing. Not Cheeto. They're on the wrong feet. That could be misconstrued as Cheeto. Photoshop is hard, okay? Okay, not Cheeto. Okay, not Cheeto. Nice. Didn't think it was going that way. You should get some shoes like that. Always a surprise. Some of the things you think is Cheeto aren't. A red V6 Raptor. Well, yeah, it's pretty Cheeto. What makes it most Cheeto? V6, Raptor, or that it's red?

No, the most cheeto is that the fenders, the black fender flares, I really just kill it right off the get. Okay, okay. It's a pretty dang nice truck there, Ev. Doesn't your truck have black fender flares? No, we wrapped them red. We wrapped them red because it would have looked dumb with them. I mean, I'm sure it's a nice truck, but I'd rather have a V8. Under Armour. Oof. Yeah, that's a good looking sweater.

Okay. I can see why you did that because of your bike. That's a sick pick, bro. Oh my goodness. Yeah. I probably would double Cheeto both that bike and that sweater. I think that bike was Cheeto.

He looked good for a minute. Well, at least you were self-inflicting the Cheeto. I think you ended up getting in the clear because I did end up taking blame for that. Yeah, but we never gave it to you, Mike. You would always take the blame and we would just go, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. It's this idiot who picked it. Just give it to Evan. Ah, man. Ah.

hindsight it was kind of cheeto but it also was kind of cool it was kind of cool all right it's a sick pick just a neutral one here seltzers cheeto or not cheeto because it's not tea all right jack in the box

I thought I loved Jack in the Box, but the last time I went there, it was super Cheeto. Jack in the Box or White Castle if you had to pick. White Castle every day. What do you think about riding a street bike off-road for views? It's a great idea. Dude, Ryan absolutely killed it on these picks. Absolutely killed it.

Why are you laughing so hard? I mean, do you think it's Cheeto or no? No, just because we have this athlete riding this street bike through the woods. It's a beautiful thing. Orange like a fucking Cheeto though. So it's cooler if it's a blue. Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. Mainly, yeah. Okay. Only Cheeto because it was orange. This one's cool blue. Cool, cool. Our truck, our Ford truck.

No, it's cool. I would not say it's Cheeto. I just like the Cummins more. Okay. Do you think aspects of it are Cheeto? Like some of the paint matching and stuff like that? The running boards are Cheeto. I didn't like the tailgate before. The running boards are Cheeto. You can't even see them? No, no, no, because they're too slow. Slow. They are slow. Bro, that's just...

How fast are you hopping in that truck? I'm in a hurry. By the time you open up that door, they're already down. No, they hit me in the knees. They do not hit you in the knees. They probably hit you in the fucking pelvis.

Well, I open the door, I jump on real quick and turn around so I get a quick spanking. You're not tall enough for me to hit you in the knees. I thought of all truck mods, you would be all about the running boards. If anything, that'd be your first mod. No, I would rather struggle my way in than have to use a step.

One time I saw Evan trying to get into the ramp before it had running boards, and he opened up the door, got a running start, jumped up, landed on his stomach on the seat, and then his feet were, like, kicking. And he was trying to, like, squirm his way in there. Better than running boards. Yeah, it is literally better than running boards.

My God. You guys think we should take the front valence off? I don't mind. So we were going to, but yeah, it's like hiding a bunch of stuff. Oh, damn. A 401k plan. The fuck is that? It would be a tax advantage retirement savings plan. It seems like a good idea. That or the casino. Cash house. Cash house.

All right, we got a Miata. Not Cheeto. Not Cheeto. All right, how about different models of Miata? Pull up a different model of Miata. I am curious. Yeah, like this. Let's just take the new one. The new, like, spider. I agree. The new one's Cheeto. And I would say it depends on what you're doing with it. If you're going to blow the tires off it and run her off the valves, there's nothing Cheeto about it. But if you think you got yourself a cool performance car, you go, uh...

go to car meets with yeah it's kind of cheeto might as well get yourself in a solera at that point or what about the the model right in between it kind of looks like a red anthony now you like it i like it i don't know driving around in your shoe if it could perform like the 89 miata then i guess i'd give it a go i'd imagine it would perform better how about how about this one that's a good looking miata really yeah what's wrong with that well i don't know i think this one looks

Pretty Cheeto. Because it doesn't have the flip-ups, right? It doesn't have the flip-ups, yeah. Oh, yeah. I guess I couldn't tell from here. Guess how much this Miata just sold for on cars and bid? $7,000. $10,000. Yeah. It went for $10,000? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. It was at $5,000 before the auction. People are running up prices on these things. All right. So not Cheeto. And by people, maybe us. Not necessarily Miatas. But, dude, we're running the prices up on mini trucks. We've done it on smart cars. I think that mini trucks are just popping in general. Yeah.

Yeah, they're crazy popping right now. I hope, like, the U.S. doesn't make, like, rules on them. Apparently they banned them in Georgia. Because they're popping so hard. No, they banned them because they're dangerous. That's a bummer. Because they don't have crumple zones. They've made, like, a statement suggesting not to, like, use them on the highway. It does make sense. That's a fair point. Also, like, warning passengers not to ride with them.

It makes sense because some people, like in a city, if you were driving that around Fargo and you happened to get tagged by someone running a red light, it would be no point. Just catastrophic. Yeah, it'd be damn near the equivalent of getting hit on a motorcycle. I was just going to say, maybe worse, dude, because then you're stuck in there. It's hard to see how you could ban it because it's unsafe. Safe, yeah. It's like your own option. Every old car like that, they're not safe. You watch an old car get crashed and you watch a new car get crashed. The old one's like demolished.

And then something that threw me for a real loop, though, was when I saw the Ford Bronco, the new ones, their crash test of getting rear-ended at, like, 40. The entire thing just turns into a literal pancake. Everyone's like, so, yeah, how does it feel to, like, probably die if you get in a crash? I'm like, I don't want to think about that. Interesting. But it's worth the risk for driving that Bronco? Yeah, so sad. What do you think about Broncos, Evan? Cheeto. I knew he was going to say that. Raptors?

Nah, I mean, they're pretty capable. I just think by the time you get something like that, just buy yourself a pickup truck. Got room for the bike in the back. Seatbelts. Cheeto. Wearing your seatbelt.

cheeto i still believe that you will just get thrown to safety don't wear a seat belt thrown to safety out the windshield and would be yeah evan would be just think of the car ignites on on fire and i'll be cleanly in the ditch land in the water safe and sound i i need to say this do not listen to what he's saying for everyone that is at home maybe wondering if he has any valid points do not listen to anything

Carry on. I just felt like that needed to be said. Yeah, a little disclaimer. I agree. This is not advice. It's almost like there's decades of research saying the other ways, but... Evan's way smarter than that research. You just genuinely don't think it's going to save you? Okay. In all reality, I do try to wear my seatbelt when I'm really traveling at high rates of speed, going on the freeway, shit like that. But when I'm just running around in town, going from here to the gas station, and then you got a buzzer,

you're not wearing your seatbelt i go this is really cheeto i don't need my seatbelt on right now oh like you think that you think that the buzzer or like the dinger shouldn't turn on until you're doing like 45 miles per hour ever i think it's you should be able to decide if you want to wear the seatbelt or not and there should be no beeping is it that much of a hassle is it annoying

Like, what... Do you feel more hardcore driving without your seatbelt? Is that what it is, Evan? I feel a little restricted. What are you doing? Jumping around? I don't know. Just... It was like when we were... You like to be loose. When we drove the Chevy into the pond, we were, like, trying to drive it onto the ice, but there was potential that it would break through. So Evan just goes, just in case we go through, we probably shouldn't wear our seatbelts. And then we...

Mach 1 into a rock. Oh, you guys weren't wearing your seatbelts for that? No, it's just because of a car accident. I don't know why. Yeah, that was silly. But I'm like, yeah, just in case the water starts coming in, we don't want to be belted in, you know? That kind of made sense. I don't know. I would do it the same way again. But, dude, the sensors are getting crazy. Like, in the older vehicles, they kind of, they come on, they ding after, like, five minutes or whatever. And then in my car, like, it dings right away. It dings loud. It dings all the time. And then...

your girlfriend's truck, you can't even put that into drive if you're not belted. No way. I was really surprised. My Hummer is the same way. You can't put it into drive unless you have your seatbelt on, but you can turn it off. Okay. That's crazy. I just moved your Hummer the other day. Because I turned it off because that's stupid. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I typically put my seatbelt on, but it's typically like a backup. You make your back out of the space, and then you start driving across the driveway, and then I buckle up.

Click it or tick it, buddy. It was about 15 years ago when the dingers first came out. Maybe they've been out longer than that, but my grandpa just...

had a buckle that he would shove in the thing so it wouldn't... One way to get it to turn off. Okay, so that makes a lot of sense. I was wondering where you got this Cheeto inspector attitude from, but it seems like it was maybe passed down generation to generation. Yeah, pretty much all this safety stuff, ABS, trash control, probably even airbags. Pissing your family off for generations. Yeah, you would just say, you know, it's just designed by a bunch of overeducated idiots and...

It's unnecessary. Traction control does get Ev a little fired up. Oh, I hate it. Especially on these bikes. We get all these nice bikes. Yeah. You almost crash because... Because of traction control. Yeah. I swear. I come in hot into the driveway. I lock up the brakes and I just keep going 40 miles an hour at the dumpster. It's like, how is this safe for anybody? Dude, I agree with that one. I agree with the bikes, yeah. That one is absolutely bizarre. Like, the fact that they put traction control or ABS on a motorcycle...

Cause then it doesn't let you stop. It's supposed to help people that are dumb like me and Ken. Sorry, Ken. That would lock up like the front brake. And then you go, but don't put that on an R six. Like I feel like maybe on the beginner bike. Yeah. I was surprised by that. I'd never seen it until that. So you could mash the brake as hard as you want. And it, yeah, you can change the settings. Like you can like the,

how much it'll let you, but yeah, you can turn it all the way off though. So you can still slide it. The one thing I do got to say about seatbelts is our old RS one used to make you buckle the seatbelt, uh, before you would drive it. And I was driving it home from,

front or i was actually driving to the shop from my house and i had like this dresser in the passenger seat and i was like just gonna slowly drive home one passenger seat brother oh yeah it must have been an old yeah and so i was like it was hard to buckle up but i wasn't gonna drive five miles an hour the whole way home couldn't you just buckle it behind your back i had it like buckled i could have done that but i buckled it like around my waist i didn't even have the

full things or the the harnesses over the top and a deer ran out in front of me and i locked up the brakes and the brake bias was messed up and it slid and i rolled it at like 25 miles an hour into a tree and if i hadn't been wearing my seatbelt you gotta find that picture it's like stuck in the tree yeah that was crazy

And if I hadn't been wearing my seatbelt, probably would have been no bueno. Yeah, it would have been bad for sure. So there is good things about that. They're like razors don't let you move without seatbelts. And then that one time when Blake got thrown out of ours, he wasn't wearing a seatbelt, was he? No. That one is insane. That one was just luck. There's God, whatever. Somebody watching out for him on that one. Yeah, and us too. All right, moving on into is it Cheeto?

The Kardashians. Cheeto. All right. Do you still think the Kardashians are Cheeto? Oh, Ray J. Run the clip. I better investigate once again. The quality of the video? Cheeto. Okay. Okay. Being on time. Not Cheeto. Wait. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I had to read the sign. Yeah, no, be on time. That's a good idea. I do appreciate that about you. You're typically punctual. Cheeto if you don't. All right, and then the one that has quite possibly been the biggest up for debate Cheeto or not thing, wearing your helmet. Man, this is such a controversy. I just think that sometimes when I'm out doing a few wheelies, the helmet's unnecessary. But anytime I hit the track or I'm doing anything gnarly...

I always wear a helmet, but if I'm just chilling, you know, just doing wheelies down the highway at 50 mile an hour, just chilling. It just feels better. It's like not wearing a condom. Same thing. It doesn't feel as good. You are just feeling the open air just blowing through your hair and everything's loud. It just feels so much better protection. So what happens if you eat shit?

That just goes along with how good it feels that you could get jammed up. What's more Cheeto, though? Being paralyzed? Wearing a helmet and doing these videos for as long as you want.

For forever. You could be doing these in your 80s. Mm-hmm. No. Yeah. You could. Or for the next three months until you inevitably have some kind of problem. Inevitable?

Three months? It could happen. It could happen. And then you get jammed up. You hit your head. You're fucked. Like, who knows what could happen? You're all dumb. You don't know how to pronounce Santa. Hitting your head on the concrete at 50 miles per hour. Bad news bears. I mean, at least I only like... And then you never make another wheelie clip again. That's the way she goes, I guess. That just does not sound worth it. Can't explain it. Man, your core. Dude, it just fucking feels good.

Bike is so much louder. You're not just helmet. I'm not saying do it all the time, but every once in a while you just throw it up. Oh man, it feels good. And you can't beat that feeling. You're talking about feeling too. And I've had a few, like, I'll show you the clip back and you're like, dude, I should not have been wearing my helmet in that clip. It'll look way cooler.

I can't really agree, but like I see it. I think it's tough because sometimes when I'm riding like hitters or taking a bike for a spin, I'll rock no helmet. And then if like a video gets taken, it's like, damn, you're on the no helmet train too. And I was like, no, I'm actually only doing it when it's just actually chilling. Evan just so happens to be chilling when he's doing 50 in a wheelie on the highway.

And I try not to get too crazy. Usually it's pretty more like low key stuff without a helmet. Usually. I mean, it's not like I'm hopping on the Hayabusa and

flying around with no helmet like i know that i need to wear a helmet most of the time so i'm pretty sure i have a video of you on the high blues yeah chill chill chill chill what about what about like reading the comments on your on your last instagram video like every last person that percent of them are saying like wear a helmet every last person that wrote a helmet comment can't wheelie for shit

So I don't care. That is probably true. But at least they're trying to get you to do the right thing. Learn how to find the rear brake, then tell me what to do. Man, it just doesn't seem worth it. And I hate, like, even, I feel like now that we push you to even wear a helmet, you want to rebel against wearing the helmet. You guys are probably making it worse. That's what I mean. I'm probably never going to wear a helmet again after today.

If you tell him to do something, he'll just do the opposite. Yeah, you should have tried reverse psychology. Tell me how cool I look without one. Well, we didn't know you were going to act like an angsty teen. That's the best way to put it. Yeah. I mean, we're going to tell you to wear a helmet for the rest of the careers, but... And I'll wear it 90% of the time. Stress me out, kid. What are we going to do with you, boy? Just keep feeding me teas. That you have no trouble doing on yourself.

Okay, well, I think that was a good round of is it Cheeto or not? I think we really got to know you a little bit more. Dude, I've seen some... Yeah, again, a lot of people love the whole Cheeto thing. You kind of brought that. You said you got that maybe from a buddy back home. That's a great term. And...

Then you get a couple people. Dude, I saw some brutal comments that even pissed me off. They're like, one of them was so bad. It was just like, what the fuck do we care what this dwarf thinks? He looks like he dresses from the 90s. He doesn't know anything about anything. Damn. Yeah. Whoa. Was it a comment or was it you? Where did you read this literature? He's like, well, I just have it drafted in my notes. No, no.

He's got like a hate book. That I write. Stupid dwarf. No, no. I was going through. We have a YouTube channel. So people comment on that. And some of them were brutal. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. Repeated what someone else said. But it was brutal. The only thing...

He's going to stab you. That commenter probably can't wheelie for shit neither. I'd have to agree. Get out wheelie by a dwarf? He is the one that should be embarrassed. It all just boils down to whether you can wheelie or not. Yeah. He's like talking about the truck. Yeah. Can he wheelie? Yeah. That salesman, he didn't know shit. He probably didn't even know how to wheelie.

I honestly have, I pretty much knew what your answer was to every single one of those. I have a pretty good idea as to what you will think is Cheeto. Yeah, pretty predictable. Pretty predictable. I think you expected me to say the Ford was Cheeto, which, like I said, I just loved the comments. It's like my favorite truck. Ford's cool.

Nina Cummins. Yeah, I mean, we kind of knew the answer to all of them except for the street bike. I knew you were going to bring that up. Oh, I knew you would not like that one. No, but he said not Cheeto. Wow. Yeah, you know, he was... Oh, he said not Cheeto? I think you were being sarcastic when you said that. Like, you were referring to that picture as Cheeto. It's not Cheeto if you're...

You're referring to that specific picture as Cheeto. I think he said it was not Cheeto. But he was like laughing. It was like a sarcastic not Cheeto. Yeah, I never really got a good feel for that one. Well, I don't know. Did he have some sort of protective cages around it? That would be pretty Cheeto. I think the only way to off-road a street bike is raw dogging. Destroy one every time you want. That's the only way Evan does it.

Speaking of which, we got a chopper. It's not a Harley Davidson, but it's like a chopper motorcycle being delivered today. And that's next on the chopping block for off-road vehicles. Oh, Lord. This might be a new hardest to ride two-wheeled bike off-road.

Like the Hayabusa at this point I think was the hardest just because it was so heavy. The conditions were awful. But like our, what was it, a Sportster? That one lacked clearance and didn't do great. And this chopper is lacking more clearance. Yeah. No, the chopper is definitely like the least capable for damn near being on the road. Pretty much everything.

It's got to be heavy. Yeah. It's got a huge motor. This is Ben proposing in the group chat, and then he's like, yo, like, off-road the chopper. And then Evan goes, I mean, yeah, not much clearance at all. Would imagine it's heavy as fuck. Not the easiest to balance. In all reality, probably a horrible idea. But fuck yeah, sign me up.

That's the type of attitude we like. That's what's up right there, Ev. No, that's going to be fun. Dude, so Slim, Slim's here, our buddy, Evan's buddy from back home. He brought his, what Harley is that? Super Glide with the tallest handlebars ever. And I've sat on bikes with tall handlebars before, and I didn't necessarily think they were Cheeto, but I was like, how do people ride this? Like,

And then I rode it down the driveway and it just feels like America. Really? Yes. I literally rode it 100 yards and I'm like sold. Did you get one? Yeah. Did you buy this one from us? The one you have? Isn't that a family? No, we just bought it.

Really? Yeah. Yeah, it's company, but you can buy it after us. Yeah, dude. It's going to have a sidecar on the side of it. It's going to be tainted. No, it really won't. You and Evan could take it to Zorbs. Yes. Oh, my God. All summer. The handlebars are seriously two and a half feet tall. Mike in the sidecar. I have to stand on this seat. Yeah, that's how we would end up. It would start out with Evan in the sidecar and Mike driving in.

Real quick, Ev would be like, let me hop on. You don't know how to find the limiter? They're viewing it with the sidecar. Dude, that's another funny thing is Ev really gets riled up when people can't find the limiter. It's funny and awesome and fun. You're like, let me find it, man. Like the rev limiter? Yeah. Yeah, I just...

Want to see what it can do. There's no, what good is short shift in it? It doesn't impress nobody. Right. Let's just ring it out. See what it's got. Yeah, you've gotten really good at that too. And the thing is, there's a lot of vehicles that some people think are underpowered, but get them in the limiter. You might be surprised at the power they can put down. All the power is right on the chip. I don't know if it's normally how that works. Yeah, most people don't unlock it, but there's a little extra power up there. You're good at finding that. There's a reason why I bought the old scooter.

Oh, yeah, Mike, you didn't know that? No, I didn't. I thought Slim just brought it up for fun. He, like, pulled up with it, and I'm like, dude, this is sweet. And you're like, yeah, I've had it forever. And I'm like, awesome. I love it. Thanks for letting me ride it, bro. We've had it since then.

That's crazy. You've literally owned it for 40 years. Do you know who you're selling it to? Like I told CJ, what's the best part about it? I don't have to deal with any fuck car on the marketplace. Just in person. Just in person. Just got to go spend the day with them. I guess before we completely move on from Cheeto or not,

what about the Apple sticker that comes with like your iPod or iPhone and then putting it on the back of your car? Cheeto. Everyone thinks that's Cheeto. I'd say that's Cheeto. That's literally a lifetime supply of Cheeto. Yeah. Dude, that's pretty good. There's got to be a picture of Ken's impressive.

Somewhere. Right. Apple sticker on it. Putting that Apple sticker on literally anything is, is Jito. Like, what were they thinking? But I only, I think you're a lot of people like, you're only truly hard. If you look at the stickers, when you get the phone and you throw them away, I thought you were going into a blue chip. Of course, like my ass just hoarded them. I had a couple of sheets of them. Yeah. It's like sick. I'm going to like use these for something. Do they still send out stickers? No, I don't know. I doubt.

They don't even set up a frigging charger block anymore. Dude, right? Dude, what is up with that? It's tough, man. Why don't they do that? We're paying more and we're getting less. Like, what's up with the no charger block? You can afford the phone. They can put it in a smaller box so they can ship more together. Really? So they're just literally pennying and fraction of pennying us. Not even nickel and dime anymore, dude. They're just taking everything away. Like a hundredth of a penny, probably. They can't just figure out how to stack them better?

No, okay. Make a smaller block? Realistically. How many blocks do you have just laying around? Well, I wasn't too worried about it until I got a new phone and it's a USB-C. And like every time I get a new phone, it's got a new charging system. Oh, it wasn't even my phone. It was my AirPods and I didn't have anything to plug it into. I was like, how is this? And now it uses the same charger as your laptop. No, it doesn't. No. It does. No, it doesn't. He's got a real laptop, Ken. Magnetic.

But you can still charge it over USB-C. Evan, what do you think of laptops? I've never seen this motherfucker use a computer in my life. I know. I'd be curious. I've never seen him use a computer. I want to see if he'd do like this. The last time he used a computer was for the IQ test. Yeah, that was the last time. It was like seeing footage of you on a computer was so foreign to me. Dude, a handful of times have I had to run a computer since literally high school.

Never owned a laptop. Never had my own computer. Literally just iPhones all you need, I guess. Interesting. Yeah, I remember we sent you up an email account for the company. We all have at CYCV emails. Oh, does he have an email? No, we took it away. He never logged into it. CJ just kind of made it and I didn't know what the password was. I don't even know. I would love to see what Evan would be running through that email. Wow.

Freaking the online rewards points at the vape store or something like that. Hey, now that is a lucrative point system. Yeah, so what's up with that? You were kind of saying something about that? Yeah, so I'm still not completely sure on the details. All I know is I've been running my points for about a year at the vape store and

I don't really know what they have like a point system. Yeah. Yeah. You like check in and you swipe a card. Yeah. I swipe my little deal or whatever. And I don't know. I'll see a little thing on the screen like save 15 percent or something. And I save it. Save it. I've been doing that for a year. And the other day, the lady's like, you want to use your points? Like, no. She goes, yeah, you never do.

Are you saving up for the trip to Vegas? Whoa. And, you know, I kind of like awkward laugh. Like, haha, yeah, saving them up for Vegas.

whatever and then we look at her i don't know it was just like awkward she's like no like you're you're only like 1500 points away from a trip to vegas what from like actually well sweepstakes what do you mean yeah like an entry like you can spend five points to get an entry and no no no no a trip a flight and a hotel in vegas

I need like 5,000 points and I'm sitting on like 3,500. Wait, so you're telling me that if you spend $5,000, I'd imagine one point is $1? I mean, I'm kind of thinking that, but I can't confirm. They give you $3,500 in vapes and it hasn't even been a year yet? Like Ryan said about his car insurance, don't do the math. Yeah. I think that's one of you who want to do the math. No, but that does add up. That's about what I thought. Like 75 bucks a week. Yeah.

More or less, it can go for a year. It's about $3,500, I think. Bro, that's insane. No. It's not that bad. That's a lot of money to just be blowing around. With 75 times 4, 150. 300 times 12 is $3,250? Yeah, $3,600. That's actually pretty good math. Nice math. That was good. I mean, I've done it a lot of times. It wasn't the first time I added those numbers.

Just saying, if you cut vaping... I wouldn't be able to go to Vegas then. You could have five racks. This is not the time to quit. You could have five racks to go gamble in Vegas. Going to Vegas is cheap, bro. It's like the cheapest place to go. It's being there that's expensive. Yeah, and sometimes you need an excuse to go. And if I'm like, oh, I got to burn up this free trip, you know? You know, that's so interesting that they would do a...

free trip to Vegas knowing that, like, you know, most people that are addicted to nicotine also have other vices that they need to scratch. Dude, I don't think anyone's ever, like, let their points go that long. I think they get all excited over their 50% off and they just burn it right away. Or it just takes them years and years to get to that amount of points, but you're just...

They might have to change the points and be like, okay, this is way too attainable. This guy's gone four times now. It's like the Pepsi wears my jet thing. They go like, there's no way anyone's ever going to buy enough vapes to win a trip to Vegas. Evan does it in 13 months. I literally thought she was kidding to the point like I asked her like three times. She goes, no, scan your card again. And it shows you the available rewards.

and, like, scrolls all the way over, and the only reward I don't have highlighted is the trip to Vegas. You want to know what's crazy, though? It's like I've unlocked everything else. Oh, my God. You're like a king when you walk in there. Hasn't even touched a point. You know what's crazier, though? The little one is back. The dwarf from the 90s. Come on, now. The dwarf.

You buy vapes at other places than just that store, though. Yeah, not anymore. I was going to say, it's good customer retention right there. I might start buying other things. Like what? What else could you buy at a vape store? I think they have some fake jewelry in there. I don't know. Anything just to run the points up. Yeah, I wonder how many trips to Vegas that they've actually had to give out. When you hit 5,000 points and they do that, I bet they're going to be like, you know what?

He's addicted. We don't have to put a trip. He's going to buy them either way. Yeah, I guarantee nobody in the marketing meeting was like, hey, do we really need to do this? Do we need to keep coming back? I had been going there for over a year before I even started taking care of my points. I never did it. I just go buy them just for fun. Can you imagine? You'd pee in the Mykonos with a house by now. Well, yeah, with the money I would have won in Vegas on the first trip. Yes, I might not be here right now.

Oh, my God. We need to keep Evan away. There's job security to keep him around. We got to keep him out of the vape store. We'll send Ken in once a week. In the Mykonos. I won't go. You can't ride dirt bike down there. Ken, have you been... You got to have some points stored up somewhere. I don't...

I am nowhere near as much as Evan. This guy doesn't need any extra excuses for Vegas. He's got a whole list of them. I'm trying to find some. You would think Ken would be getting all the rewards. That's what I'm saying. You're typically a rewards maximizer.

Depends on what brings value to me. Yeah, Ken's got a platinum card from the vape store. Platinum vapist. That doesn't feel that far fetched for them to hit you with, have you applied for our credit card yet? For the vape store? Damn. Ed's first credit card.

That is a good thing that Ken has taught all of us, though. There's rewards for everything. Ken maximizes the shit out of them. He's got free trips everywhere. He's got points coming back. Ken's the king of that. Yeah, you are good at that, Ken. You are really good at that. I watched Tommy G. McGee. Is it just Tommy G. or is it Tommy G. McGee? Just Tommy G. Okay, so Tommy G.'s video where he went and he hung out with, like, New York swim team. But it's not swimming. It's where they, like...

Drive erratically through traffic right and they call it swimming up traffic and There's one of the guys that's called squeeze bends like one of the most famous ones and so neon a streamer Apparently went and like rode with them right cuz Tommy wouldn't get in the car with the guys We're not doing this briefly and was like we're not really Right away Yeah, so neon goes and does this for a stream and

And I don't really follow streaming too much, but apparently they crashed during the stream. No kidding. Yeah, like it's obviously all on live footage, so there's no editing out. So this happened since the Tommy G thing. Yeah. Crash in front of 100,000 people. But dude, Neon was tweaking. Holy. Just wait. They're bobbing and weaving in a Uris like this? Oh my. Oh, that wasn't bad. They just got hardly jammed up.

Now they really got to kick it in gear. Yeah, they're in a Urus. And he actually, Neon wasn't talking as much in this one as I had remembered. He was terrified. The car behind is the one that hits him because normally Squeeze Benz is like the guy and everyone's like, you can't follow him through anything because he will always take the tightest...

cuts or whatever and so the person behind him was expecting him to go through this gap but apparently the story goes that neon had been yelling at squeeze so much that he was off his game and so he stopped when there was a gap that he could have went through and the car rear-ended him and the car behind him gets fucked up like the airbags go off like the front end explodes like and it was not drivable yeah it was his buddies so you get caught a sports car or they flee i mean the

They ran by the looks of it. Can we finish that? What's he do? Laming the passenger. Here's exactly what I would do. That is not Cheeto. It threw me off my game.

Dude, when you've got a grown man screaming like a little girl like that. Dude, he's terrified. Yeah. I mean, honestly, that was. Is that real? That's like kind of heart. Like, you're just like, dude. Yeah. How the fuck they able to post that on TikTok when Evan can't post a wheelie on a fucking dirt bike? Yeah, that don't make sense. He did get banned on a kick for one day for that, apparently. Dude.

Neon did. Did Neon not realize what he was getting into? Like, who the fuck set that up? That's what Aiden was saying. He's like, dude, obviously he knew what the fuck he was going to do. Like, he went to go do it to make a good stream. Not because he was, like, surprised he randomly got in a Lambo with a guy wearing a helmet. Oh, he's wearing a... He wears a helmet so you can't see his face, and he doesn't talk. Squeeze Benz won't talk. He don't wear a helmet. He wore it in that one because they're filming. Oh, that one. Okay, okay. Because it's live. And he didn't talk during the stream because they didn't want, like, the voice...

You almost broke Evan's heart. He doesn't wear a helmet. I'm just saying, in Tommy G's video, he wasn't wearing a helmet. I'll see if I can find the crash. Dude, I'm definitely not riding passenger if the driver's wearing a helmet. Just going to the store. What the fuck? Yeah, that shit is not cool. The bobbing and weaving traffic. You're going to hurt someone innocent.

Yeah, it truly is inevitable. It's one thing to go drive reckless on a track, fucking hit a wall at 200. I don't care. That's your choice. But driving down an interstate and someone's coming home from school with their kids and you're fucking weaving at 200 mile an hour. Have you guys seen the TikToks of the guy that's like rapping or singing along, but he's riding the motorcycle? Yeah, Glow. That was his last one. Yeah, Glow. And he's literally one-handed like, ma.

through at least on a bike though most of those scenarios the worst case the bike is gonna like rear end a car and the dude on the bike is gonna be screwed but like I feel like yeah there's a lot less other people involved in the bike one so I feel a little better about those but the car ones I don't like that involving innocent bystanders in your shenanigans so here's the crash from two angles again oh that was a weak hit though

Oh, it's a pretty nasty head to pull off. Dude, my question is, how don't they rear end on their cars more? Fucking hell, he looks like the Stig. Like none of those guys in the back are buckled up. They look like they're tweaking too. They're insane for that. Freaking crazy though. So those cars, they don't even own, they rent them.

I don't know if he rents for sure, but I know a lot of them do. How the fuck does that guy have a Urus? I mean, yeah. No, he said he's leasing that one. Dude, you know who's not leasing their cars?

The Kia boys. Yeah, they steal them. Andrew Callahan, Channel 5 News, just released, like, very similar to Tommy G, just released, like, an hour-long documentary. It's good, considering we kind of into the Kia boys. We talk about them. One thing that blew my mind, it was like, yeah, it was interesting getting in the heads of the fucking Kia boys, but...

They sell them for $50 to $100. No, dude, the Kia boys are kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it makes sense. He's like, well, we're not like selling the vehicles like to people that actually want vehicles to like daily drive. He's like, we basically like on the weekends, we'll go steal Kias and then we'll just sell them for $50 to $100 to other people who just want a joyride for like a couple hours. Or as long as they call us. And then they ditch them, yeah. But it's also like literally 15-year-old kids. Yeah. Yeah.

A lot of these Kia boys are super young. Anybody that's got boys in their name, they're up to no good. We got the C boys, the Kia boys, the Nelk boys. Watch out for the Boosted boys. We got the Montana boys I just heard about. They're like TikToking and shit. People were asking me if we had beef with them. I was like,

I don't think so. No. I'd have to know who they were. I'm not sure. They're dancing. We were like, why would we have beef with them? And they were like, because they have boys in their name. I was like, oh.

Yeah, no, we don't have that trade. No, we do have beef with the Backstreet Fellas. The Backstreet Boys? That's right. No, the Backstreet Fellas. We can't talk about that. They renamed the C-Fellas. Maybe that'll be what we do. I just got a DM from a distant friend, kind of just out of the blue, that was like, genuine question, when are you guys changing your name to C-Men? But obviously it was still a joke. And then I just fired back. I was like,

I don't know. I don't know. When Ben gave a hard date. When Ben turns 30. Oh, that's too soon. No, it's too soon. It's too soon. You said that? Yeah. That's five years from now. I mean, it's not set in stone. You should have gave him like a specific date. Yeah. Yeah. Like this day. We kind of did when Ben turns 30. Yeah, that is true. So it's Ben's birthday. I don't know. I think that's too soon. What did we tell the muscle? We told the muscle it was like a certain date. Oh, okay. No, we just said we need to do that. Oh, yeah.

Mike, you said something that made me think of this, but the other day we announced the winner for our truck giveaway. So we like go through this company that basically just manages the sweepstakes for us, you know, like picks the winner. So it's like we're like completely hands off with it and it's legal and...

completely... And it's fair, too. That's the biggest thing. It's actually a sweepstakes company. It's always been legal, but yes, they make sure everything is buttoned and pressed. And we've done that for a long time now. But anyway, so they are the ones who run it. So we told the guy, we were like, you know, the contact at the company where he said, hey, this is like the biggest giveaway we've ever done. We want to be the ones to contact the winner first. So like, hey...

You won this truck hearing it from us first and get the genuine reaction. So we like told the guy, the guy didn't listen and he reached out to the winner, emailed the winner. I forgot about this. Emailed the winner saying, Hey, I'm so-and-so from this sweepstakes company. Congratulations. You're the winner of the Seaboy's truck.

and the winner dms us on seaboys saying like hey i just got this email from this person like is this real but i didn't see that till like the next day but he also emailed us like our email and mike saw it and mike responds nope doesn't sound real sorry man pretty sure that's a scam

And then we get a lot of those. Because we might still recognize the guy's name. Right. He said, so-and-so just called me from so-and-so and said I won the truck. Is that legit? I'm like, nah, man. Thanks for reaching out. Definitely not legit. Have a good one. All right.

He had to have been so confused when we FaceTimed all of them. Imagine the rollercoaster, dude. And keep in mind, I sent that email like a couple hours before we called him. Like, just unknowing. We'll just get, like, comments, so just watch out for it. I know we said this before, but just people, like, Seaboys, like, not the real channel will just go into our comments and just be like, yo, you won. Hit me up on WhatsApp. Yeah, it's like seaboysTV.telegram a lot of times or something like that, but...

But I feel like most people that are listening that would be able to understand that you're not the winner if it's coming from, like, some random C-Boys TV knockoff website. But, like, it happens a lot. And that's, like, the unfortunate part with, you know, there's just scam artists out there. And I haven't heard of anybody, like, falling for it or, like, giving any information like that. But, like, I know it's common. And, like, it happens. So, like, if...

do get reached out to by anyone besides for this one guy. Yeah, that's not us, but besides that. Very likely in the future, the way that you will find out if you're winning is you are looking at our face when we say it. Yeah. With the power of AI. So we called that guy later, like a couple hours after Mike sent that email, and he was like, no way, I won? He was like,

Yeah, I did win. I did win. And we were like, yeah, you won, of course. It didn't really make any sense to us at the time. But yeah, we like later, I was like, put it together. Yeah, dude, the guy said he like emailed us and then somebody said that he didn't win. And Mike was like, oh, that was me. Yeah, I felt bad because they just threw him for like, that's the last thing you want to hear. Is that like a lot of people get their hopes up, but he got his hopes up and it was real.

And then Mike throws him for a loop. Yeah, and I said it wasn't legit. What a roller coaster, dude. That's why I'm glad that the call was a couple hours later. Like, he didn't have to, like, just be like, oh, man. Yeah, wait for, like, a couple days. He goes, trust me, it was built... It just built up the hype. I got an email late...

in the morning from the promotions company. I disregarded it thinking there's no way it was legit. Five minutes later, I get a phone call from Adam, who is our rep at the company. He goes, I asked him, how do I know it's legit and whatnot? Needless to say, I spent the rest of the day going over the rules on your site, trying to figure out if it was the real deal or not. And then I sent this email and then found out it wasn't. Yeah.

What a roller coaster. Oh, my gosh, dude. Poor guy. And gets the FaceTime. That's the biggest giveaway we've ever done, and it was crazy. It was. It was cool. Shout out to... It's what we've done so far. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's only getting bigger from here, but it was like, dang. And also, yeah, I was pretty tied to the Cummins, too. Cummins is sweat. Sweat. Sweat. Sweat. Cummins is sweat. That's the non-cheater way to say sweet. Sweat. It was sweat. It was sweat. Sweat. Pretty sweat. Sweat.

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