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2023/7/18
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Micah: 我不认为自己有强迫症,但我有时会有奇怪的行为,例如我必须喝十次水龙头里的水。 Ken: 我通过追踪家里的Wi-Fi流量,发现有人访问了色情网站“The Hub”,这让我很惊讶。 多个发言人:我们讨论了不给手机贴膜作为一种炫富方式,以及男士挎包或腰包的时尚度取决于穿着方式和场合。我们还讨论了Windows电脑用户和安卓手机用户在某种程度上应该被社会排斥。 Micah: 我不认为自己有强迫症,但我有时会有奇怪的行为,例如我必须喝十次水龙头里的水。 Ken: 我通过追踪家里的Wi-Fi流量,发现有人访问了色情网站“The Hub”,这让我很惊讶。 多个发言人:我们讨论了不给手机贴膜作为一种炫富方式,以及男士挎包或腰包的时尚度取决于穿着方式和场合。我们还讨论了Windows电脑用户和安卓手机用户在某种程度上应该被社会排斥。 Micah: 我不认为自己有强迫症,但我有时会有奇怪的行为,例如我必须喝十次水龙头里的水。 Ken: 我通过追踪家里的Wi-Fi流量,发现有人访问了色情网站“The Hub”,这让我很惊讶。 多个发言人:我们讨论了不给手机贴膜作为一种炫富方式,以及男士挎包或腰包的时尚度取决于穿着方式和场合。我们还讨论了Windows电脑用户和安卓手机用户在某种程度上应该被社会排斥。

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Ken reveals he tracks the boys' browsing history, leading to a discussion about internet privacy and shared Wi-Fi networks.

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Evan's almost like his dad is super rich and he doesn't care about the financial consequences of his actions. We've created a monstery. I wouldn't consider myself OCD, but just weird things like if I'm drinking out of the faucet, I have to take 10 drinks. I think that is like OCD to a T. So do you guys know the backstory on Barry? I love it.

you come with some hot topics this week absolutely not he came with he came with some hot wings that's it no hot topics the comments consensus is evan might be coming for your job cripes are you worried about possibly losing your job on this podcast you think evan has enough words that he can string a sentence together with yeah i mean he did pretty dang good last time i don't know

And now you got your mouth full of food. You're munching back there. I've been working all morning. You probably got the hub pulled up on your computer.

I think Ken would love nothing more than for Evan to take his job on the podcast. I was going to say, that doesn't sound that bad for him. He doesn't have to do anything. So speaking of the hub, I'm not going to say that. What? You can't blue ball us like that. So we changed our Wi-Fi. And one of the things, it shows web traffic to different websites. One of the top sites has been the hub.

hub no really not top but like it's identified hold on does it say what they're like searching like what kind of category or nothing it just shows traffic oh just hold on hold on hold on for you here your house for here for here well who's the only one that lives here who's the only two or do we have a work jerker

I don't think so. - Okay, pull it up, Ken. - There are three devices. - Uh-oh. - A 13 Pro Max, an 11 Pro Max, and a 14 Pro Max. - Neither of them are me! - That's not my style. - I got a little scared. - On the hub? - Yeah. - That's funny. So how many visits? - It doesn't say that. It just says three clients have visited the hub. - Does it say the dates? - No, it just says in the last 30 days. - That is funny. - Interesting. - Okay, I'm keeping tabs. - Who's got an 11 here?

Evan did. Evan used to have an 11? And now Evan's 11. Now he's got a 14. Evan is the 11 and the 13. And then one of you guys are the 14. I don't have a 14. I have a 12. It could have been a visitor. I have a 12. CJ has a 14. Ken has a 14. Ryan has a 14. Ken, did you just self-narc? It wasn't me. I don't do that here. Oh, I do have a 14. I promise you, I don't have time to fucking go on the homework. I guess you're the one that needs...

Well, we could have random people connecting to our Wi-Fi. Maybe Rich when he was here? Could be. It could have been Rich. Call him. Hey, we just got a notification from our Wi-Fi provider. What do you want me to do about it? Yeah, he'd probably just be like, oh, yeah, that was me. I already left. I actually almost got in trouble at my old job at the car washing place because someone during the night shift that I was the manager for was on Craigslist.com.

on the men seeking women page and then on the hub and they were like hey you left a tab open on the computer for the hub you can't be doing that at work how do you forget oh you got in trouble for that i got in trouble because i'm the guy who was the only one who was supposed to be using the computer the night manager i was the night manager and i was like listen guys i am not the most responsible human being in the world but i am not work jerking or looking at the hub at

the main desk on a computer that he's not even allowed to be on no I was allowed to be on it who's he well someone was looking up the hub on the main technically yeah somebody was so that's what I was saying it was somebody else and they go well you're the only person right and that's what I mean and whoever that somebody was wasn't even allowed to be on that computer let alone doing that leaving the tab open yeah so apparently takes balls man

The guy, the morning manager came in, popped open the web browser, and the hub came up. So I think someone was trying to sabotage it. Could have been a prank. I think it was a prank, yeah. Who did that? Jake did that to Justin's computer in college at the college house. But some very, very...

Justin came back to the house on Monday and had been on his computer all weekend. And he was like, my computer. I have so many viruses now. It doesn't work. He's looking into the backlog of the computer. And he's like, oh, my God, this is so bad. Did it fry the computer? I can't remember. I think it did mess it up to the point where he had to get a new one. And he blamed Jake for it. I think Jake chipped in for it.

for it. Really? That's hilarious. But didn't he chip in once he broke your computer then? There's a lot of broken computers there because then he had a fidget spinner and it hit your screen. That's right. Yeah, I was sitting there. I had my computer on my lap. Finishing up some stuff for the video. Probably some Instagram reels. Yeah, it must have been. I just remember you like working. And he was spinning. He was spinning it and he chucked it. He went to chuck it at my nuts and he missed my

My nuts and it hit my computer screen. It bounced off. It bounced off and it shattered my computer screen. No way. Yeah, that house did take down some computers. Yeah, I always remember Justin being like, no, Windows computers are the best. And he had like five computers. He had to get a new computer every year because the shit never worked. And Ken was still up until like a year ago using the MacBook Air he got in like 2009. Yeah, I had my MacBook Air from 2013. I just got rid of it last year.

That's crazy, actually. I think Windows you can do a lot more with, but yeah, they just go, they get old so quick and they slow down, like, you know, so quick again. The type of people to argue a Windows computer are the same people using Androids.

It makes no sense. It's just a losing battle. It makes no sense. And besides for the people that are like, oh, no, it only makes sense. I feel like the ones that are using it are nerds, though, and they're like actually using it. Before they need it. Yeah, they're like using it for like all their software shit that they got to do. For the rest of us normies, the guys that don't need that, Apple's do just fine. I think it's way more bold to call out Windows users than it is Android users.

But I still agree. Windows users. Like, you know, Android is just a given. Socially, they should be shunned. And then Windows, everyone's like, well, literally half the world uses Windows. I don't know. I think it's kind of like an American thing, though. I think other countries use different systems. Yeah.

Did you guys see, well, actually I sent the article in our group chat with all of our friends that not having a case on your phone is a status symbol now. I agree. Because it's like you don't care about money so much. You don't even care if your phone breaks. I agree a hundred percent. It's a flex. Like if you see someone rolling around with no case and like a brand new phone, you're like,

God damn. Mike, you aren't a flexer. Put that away. No, it's broken. Dude's already been flexing. Yeah. You know the problem with doing that, though? I honestly don't mind it. I like it. It feels cool, whatever. Yeah, it's definitely a flex. But, like, you set it down, and your camera is just right. You're like, I feel like I'm just scratching up my camera lens. Like,

I think they make cases that literally just bump out around your camera. It's even just like a glass piece. Yeah, I had one of those and it fucked up. It didn't take good pictures. It wouldn't focus. Oh, because it went over them? Yeah. I feel like you don't want to mess with that. I didn't even know that the back was crackable. Really? No, so it goes on and off. Remember for a while they'd go like glass, metal back, glass, metal back for iPhones. Yeah.

And now they're back to glass and you can crack it. And apparently the back is harder to fix than the front. Because everything's glued to the back. And I don't even know. I did this with a case on it. I just like took my case off one day and the thing was in four billion pieces. Well, you are always leaving your phone in very precarious places. No, I'll take all the blame for that. Wasn't it broken after the skid steer ran it over? Yeah.

Literally, this has been broken for a long time. The only downside to it is you can't go in the water. I'm a big advocate for iPhones are pretty waterproof. You can go in the water with them. Like I filmed the... When you sunk the snowmobile, I went down with my phone and just filmed the whole thing. It was pretty fun. But now I can't do that. But I set it on the skid steer track and then it...

got ran over by the skid steer and didn't break the screen the front that's amazing and then it fell off the golf cart when Evan and I got stuck in the mud and I ran it over and did a burnout on the screen and there's like scratches like deliberately did the burnout or no we got back to the the shop and I was like where's my phone and it was buried in the mud it's pretty unfortunate when you do the burnout running over to one thing but like

Yeah, I also, after I ran over, I did a burnout. Well, because I was stuck in the mud. Stomp the brakes and stomp the gas. It's like on the phone.

That's how you got traction to get out. Yeah. I think the most Mike putting his phone in weird places things ever was when we were filming a video with the Harley trike and there's like this little pocket on the gas tank of the Harley trike. And Mike thought it would be a good idea to put his phone in that pocket, even though he wasn't riding it. I think he just saw like a nice spot to set your phone, puts it in there, closes it down, maybe like chap it in there. Good.

couldn't find his couldn't find his phone for days maybe not days but a full day full day and i was like i'm pretty sure it's in the harley trike that you just saw evan sitting on and you went i'm gonna put my phone in there well it depends on evan wrote it one day and then i wrote another day but i do remember that because it was like literally weird that you said it like that putting it in a chap but yeah it was like a leather bag so that's why like you run your phone over with the skid steer you do burnouts in a golf cart put it down you put it down in the strangest places and

And that does come from them being so damn big. I always like the max, but it's in my pocket and it feels like you're carrying a small bag around. Especially in the summer when you always are wearing like little... I mean, I never have that problem. These shorts are like tiny. You could start wearing like a little purse. Itty bitty short shorts. Yeah, I got a little satchel. Well, yeah, and I don't think that's the play. No, I'm going to be honest with you. I do not think anyone looks cool with one of them things on. One of my good friends, Jace, I talk about him on this podcast all the time because he's such a...

What's a nice one? Anyway, he's got a satchel, and he's always wearing it, and every time he's wearing it, I'm always patting it to see if anything is in there. 90% of the time, nothing's in there. It's a style satchel. It's a style satchel, but you look kind of like a douche canoe. Sometimes, the only time I think when it makes sense for them to wear it is some of them big high rollers in Vegas. They wear it because then they have it strapped, and they have like...

Probably 50 to 100 grand in it because you can't put that in your pocket and you don't really have anywhere else to put it. So they put it there and it's on their body. But otherwise, I'm like... But it's like a Gucci one that's like... Yeah, then it's a little lame. I think when it's just a plain black one and you're like, there's some purpose. But yeah, otherwise... Well, most of the time there is purpose behind it, especially if you're running or doing something. But if you're just wearing it as a style piece...

I don't think it makes you look cool. It's just a man purse, man. I guess I'll clear the record then. I definitely wasn't wearing it as a style piece. Oh, you haven't been. Cause you have been wearing this. So I hate to kind of just call you out on this. For most of the 4th of July weekend, I have, uh, my wallet, my phone, my keys, and then anything else I need in there. But,

But then I'm getting some flack for wearing it like a... They're like, you're too pussy to wear it like a fanny pack. And it's actually not a satchel. We've been calling it a satchel, which is like a bag. It's a fanny pack. But it's more of like a fanny pack type of deal. But then you wear it over your shoulder, like across the waist. Yeah, it's better. I think a fanny pack is cooler.

I think the fanny pack's cooler because you're not necessarily trying to be cool. It's just straight functionality. It is pretty known that a fanny pack's a little lame. It's just how you wear the fanny pack, though. I think it's cool to wear it around your waist. So how have you been wearing it? I've been wearing it around my shoulder because it's so much more secure.

I should say, if you wear it around your waist, you actually have to cinch it and tighten it up. But yeah, I bought like the $15 one on Amazon. It's all black. I really like it. And a lot of people are like, no, you caught that Lulu bag. And I was like, no,

No, I did not. So when we were walking around, when I think of wearing a fanny pack around your waist, though, I think of Frankie LaPeno wearing it with his big dump truck. Yeah. That was part of his image. And his fanny pack on the front. That's proper. Well, when I remember Mike, the first time I saw Mike wearing it, we were out on the boat for the 4th of July and one of like a

business guy around here who has a giant house was having a party he had a band on his yard and a bunch of people over and he invited us so like okay let's go we just left the sandbar and we're all like in swimsuits and stuff like that and so we're gonna go to this party and as we're driving up in the boat full of people and all that we look you know there's other boats there and there's a whole yard full of people and they're all wearing like button-up t-shirts you know like other

and families out of the area. - A lot of Tommy Bahama. - A lot of Tommy Bahama type of stuff going on there. And so we pull up on the boat and we're like, guys, I don't know if this is our scene today.

And so we're hanging out there and we look up in the yard and we go, oh, well, there's that guy dressed, you know, pretty casual. And it's Mike strutting through the yard, drinking hand with his satchel fanny pack over his shoulder. And then that was the same party that I like took my shirt off because it was 90 and super hot. And I like went inside and everyone looked at me like, why does he have his shirt off? Right.

I'm like, well, we're at a pool, lake, beach, fun 4th of July party. Who was in the pool? Not the case. Just a bunch of kids and their moms. I did get a kick out of that. Rolling up. Mike was like, honestly, you look dapper. You were dressed up. You looked good. And?

I guess I had like a... Yeah, you really were representing. You were holding it down. And I was like, this is not... Ryan, we got to turn around here. We got to turn around. Our drunk asses walking into this wouldn't have been good. We weren't doing any positives. It would have been fun. I'll tell you that much. I was just talking to Sydney about this. She sends me a picture that I just look like a doof in. And she's like, but it's funny. It's funny. And then she goes, you never did claim to have style. And I'm like, I never did. I never claimed to be anywhere...

in near knowing what I'm doing in the fashion game. Yeah. I think the thing about you though, Mike is like, you really can just wear anything.

Because since the day I met you, you have been wearing anything. You're walking down the street and you see like a caution cone. You go, hey, that'd be a good hat. You wear it for the rest of the day. Nobody even asks you why. Yeah, that's true. Nobody even asks you why. That's true. Like you just like no one even thinks anything of it. If I can put on the most fun, wild outfit, it's just like, ha.

Nice one. I like that one. And it's nothing too out of the ordinary. And then that honestly... You're wearing a ref shirt. Yeah, like when I wore the ref shirt, like no one asked anything. They're just like, nice, you're wearing a striped shirt. I just, yeah, I didn't think twice about it.

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I would think of it like the polar opposite of if I put on this ridiculous outfit, I'd be thinking about it all day of like, Oh, I look so dumb right now. Like,

should i be going to this place wearing what i'm wearing right now like a like a train conductor uniform should i be going to get dinner with my girlfriend wearing this and i think so that's normal like that's good that's normal to think about that but i'm glad he has a conductor uniform that he'll just wear on tuesday i'll wear i'll wear it for like next video next podcast actually but uh

Then what's sucky is that when you're trying to look cool or you're trying to wear something that you are like thinking... Proud of. Proud of, but also equally as much thinking about hoping people like it. That's actually the pickle that you don't want to be in. If you care, yeah. If you care, people...

Yeah, it's again, it's pretty human to not want to, to just want to like blend in slightly given all the situations that we get put in day to day. I think if you wear it with confidence, you can wear anything. Yeah, that's true. That's the thing. Like if you're kind of timid and you're there, people can almost tell. And then they're like, oh, he feels uncomfortable. But you walk into a place wearing some freaking crazy outfit and you're wearing it with confidence and you're not even like...

acting any different, people will be like, damn, he's cool. Yeah. I have a linen shirt I really want to bust out. Too scared, though. Still have it? I swear to God. You're scared? Probably don't even do it, Ryan. Well, I mean, you got to get out of your comfort zone, you know?

I'm waiting for a showroom night. I'm going to put it on. I'm going to look fancy. I was talking to this guy. I saw him wearing a linen shirt, and I go, that looks really nice. I have one. I just get away. He goes, you got to get a good steamer. Oh, yeah. You just got to wear it at the right moment. Ryan does have a lot of outfits. You have a lot of outfits. You think? Yeah, I'd say so. The only thing I got in my closet is just Seaboys TV shirts. You got nice outfits.

Yeah, I mean, I guess. Yeah. I think you got a solid amount of just like that color's nice. Like some, it's honestly a lot of solid colors. Are you the one doing the shopping on this or is it Alondra? Because I thought it was Alondra. I do. I don't, I have like my, oh, Mike. I don't have like things that I venture too far out of, but like, yeah. See me in like a pink Levi shirt. That's me. My favorite thing.

thing is that you've always done that Ryan where you're like you'll have like once a year yeah you go to a store and you just come home with like four solid colored like crew neck or sweatshirts and this is such the vibe I think that you do have the most outfits thanks fellas jeez I've always liked them Mike do you know what I could see you wearing Mike what you guys know that music video with Lil Pump and Kanye West you're such a oh my god

He wears the fucking big block. Pop that up. The Roblox outfit. I could see Mike wearing that. But just like not even saying anything. He just walks in. He's just sitting on the couch. Even if I made it half the size of what they were in the video. You should just start wearing like Halloween costumes. Just like during the day. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Push it in far. Not too far off. I mean, true. Yeah. The train conductor in your Amish outfit that you bought in Vegas. Yeah. Speaking of Vegas, did you guys see the...

the sphere that's done. No, I haven't. We went past it when they were building it, right? It's just a circle? Yeah, but it's like a TV. It's like the whole thing is TV inside and outside. Oh, I didn't know they were doing that. They can make it look like the earth or the moon. The first thing that you show... Oh, on the outside. I thought you were saying the inside. No, both. Both.

The inside looks like that too. Look how sick that looks. That doesn't even look real. They built that fucking quick. When we were there in November, I wouldn't say quick. It took a really long time. Oh, really? Yeah. It didn't look like it was even close to halfway done last November. They started that in like 2019 or 2020. Oh, wow. That was actually probably quicker. Still a couple of years. That's crazy. So what's inside there? All screen. It's just like a tourist thing? No, it's like a theater. Theater.

Like it's a concert venue type of deal, but on the inside, it's got some like 5D experience. It's supposed to be like the most crazy place to go to a show. Pull up the eyeball one. I want to see the eyeball. Wow.

It's kind of creepy. Can you imagine just like looking out and seeing that out of your room? Like being super high, looking out your window of the hotel. Yeah, of course. And it'd be perfect because Ken only gets himself the strip view hotel room. So we will be able to look back off the strip and see that. Ken does always get himself the strip view. Hacked and plays a full B movie. Really? I don't know about that. The full B movie? That's what they decided to put on? Yeah.

That's just a meme or being hacked. Yeah, that's a meme hack for sure. No. They did Barry? Right there. They did Barry? Now that's a funny hack. I don't know if they actually did, but I love that. That looks like it's Photoshopped.

Fuck. I was honest. I just saw that. I didn't even read into it because that is something that a hacker would do. Same thing with the B movie. They would do something that's such a meme. What I love about Barry is that if there's any image to ever be overlaid

upon anything for whatever reason or any link it's barry yeah barry man that thing was viral back during like the lockdown of covid he's well i mean even before and he's still being used it's like so do you guys know uh the backstory on barry what it's yeah there's like a backstory so he was just a regular guy he wasn't like a porn star or anything like that and so

some photographer or something wanted to take some pics of him, but he was hard up for cash and he did it. So that's behind the... Caught a glimpse in the locker room? I'm not entirely sure why, but yeah, so they went and he went and did the pictures and I don't think they ever surfaced until after his death. So he passed away and then they surfaced. Vice did a documentary on it or like a short video and

uh yeah they like interviewed his family and all this he never told anyone or anything like that so basically yeah well i'm sure they must have known but um i'm not sure if it's real he knows when you have a big i can't remember you'd have to go back and watch it but like yeah it's kind of an interesting story it's kind of a sad story you know i agree well the fact that he's passed is the most sad about it but yeah the fact that that was never his goal like everyone pictures him as this you just thought he was like a porn star or something that's just

For some reason, I thought that it was maybe Photoshopped. Yeah. Can Google that? See if Barry's lower unit is real. Might be fucked up saying insensitive, but you know how larger dogs have a shorter lifespan? Yeah. Because of the issues of being bigger like that? Yeah. I don't know why he passed away, though. I can't remember. Did he die of a big dick? I don't know. Dude, thank goodness. You're going to have such a long, healthy life. He had a boner. Aww.

All the blood rushed to his dick. His name is not Barry Wood. It is...

- Wardy Jorbet, and he died in 2016. - All I gotta say is I can truly think of so many worse photos or reasons to go viral. - Yeah, I'd agree. - Yeah, true. - That's pretty complimenting. - If I was going famous for my lower unit being giant, I'd be pretty happy. - Last line of this article, FYI, his dong is Photoshopped. - Oh, it is. - Well, at least they didn't Photoshop it smaller. That would really suck. - That thing wouldn't even be usable, dude.

I don't think so, but maybe it would be. What was his photo name? It was Barry Wood, but his real name was something complex. Warty Jorbet III. See, that's just not a name that goes popular. Alondra and I were talking about this yesterday. Tony Hawk.

Sick fucking name. Tom Cruise. And that one's real. Those are real names. Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods. That's a sick name. Those are people who go famous because their name is too good. Honestly. I feel like you were fucked, Ryan. Yeah. Ryan Iwerks. Not a famous name. Micah Sandman. That's sick. Ben Roth. Not that cool. No, Ben Roth's okay. Dude, Evan, bro. Evan Sheff. That's a good one. You don't think CJ Lotzer's cool?

It's cool, but not like A-list. It's literally just like two letters put together. I've always really liked the nickname Mike because one syllable.

Because you can roll low-key with it, Mike. No. From just being the sickest kid on the blog with Mike a Sandman. Yeah, when he's just trying to fit in low-key. Mike. No. Well, I mean. Like when he's A-list celebrity famous, someone walks up, Mike a Sandman. Nice to meet you. Please, please, please call me Mike. Just call me Mike. But also I think Mike Sandman sounds weird. But yeah, I mean. Well, also like Ryan's got a two-syllable name, but it's very easy to say. CJ, two-syllable. Still very easy to say. Ben.

That's really easy to say. Do you need to have like a yellable name? So what are you saying? What are you going? I guess what I'm going for is like having a one syllable first name, whether it's a nickname or real name that helps to kind of going along of just having a famous name. It helps, helps people.

Or what's like a bad name? Who's someone... I feel like... Haven't we talked about this on the podcast? Did we? Bad names, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, we were talking about old names. Yeah, old names. Like naming a baby Gladys. Yeah, who's someone that's famous that just has a really difficult name to say? I feel like they've all rebranded, you know? Like if you've got a weird name to say, Selena Gomez. That's a great name. I wonder if like...

Regular celebrities are jealous of rappers because they just get to stack on names. You got Kanye, and then they add Ye, and then Lil Wayne, Weezy, and Drake, and Drizzy. Who's to say you can't do that, Mike? Right, exactly. That's what I'm thinking. Little Sparkplug. Little Zip Tie. Make it longer. Big Wrench. I rolled with Lil Zip Tie for a while. Lil Wrench. Don't even do Lil, just Lil. No, to be honest, I don't think we've talked about this again on nicknames, but...

But dude, Evan like religiously calls me pocket nuts. I know you guys do too. But every day he's like, look who it is. Old pocket nuts. Pocket nuts.

I got that from when I'm taking apart stuff. I just put the nuts and bolts in my pockets and walk away. Can't find something? Check Mike's pockets. And if it's not there, check Ken's frunk. True. That only happened twice. Yeah, but two big ones. The two times that it did happen, we had a camera bag full of stuff. Couldn't find it for literally three months.

Three months. We thought it was for sure stolen. Well, sure enough, nope. Ken just put it in the front of his Tesla and didn't check it for three months. It's tough to close. You just don't put anything up there. Well, Mike fits in there, though. Mike does fit in there. Yeah. Ken, his car could just damn near have just a driver's seat. Absolutely. That would be the best. Then Elon wouldn't have to drive us around. You should get one of those one-seater cars, Ken.

I don't know. He sits right in the middle of the car. Yeah, that's what I could picture. Just like a little glass. It's like a McLaren. Little glass box. I could see it. So, yeah, I feel like...

I feel like our destructiveness kind of got carried away the other day when the smart car came off of the van. Oh, that's when you thought? That's when you thought. No, that was just like the point of like it solidified wasteful recklessness. Not that it wasn't entertaining. It was great. But after that, I was like, damn, kind of just ruined this smart car for nothing. You've been saying that, Siege.

Why is it always after it happens, you guys go, you just say exactly what I said before it happened? I think because you didn't come in with a good enough reason. Like, for anything... I just said, I mean, it's still a great, pretty good smart crowd. I don't see why we got to ruin it. Is it really worth just the short term? Yeah, but follow that up with a reason to not ruin it. Not just because you think that. I mean, eventually... Well, then it's like...

You guys are already saying it right after. It's just weird. Hey, don't pull me in with that. I enjoyed the heck out of that. I mean, yeah, it was cool. And that was tough because then you do a vice versa, and you guys were pretty lit up. Like when the Subarus got wrecked, there was – I mean, we were trying to be optimistic, but I was having difficulty doing that. I was like –

oh, these WRXs just got toasted in like an hour. And I was struggling to cope with that. And the smart car didn't bother me at all. Yeah, the smart car was clapped. Honestly, if you've looked inside of it, the windows have been open for three years. Were you going to fix it? You know, obviously we do have big wrenches. It was pretty clapped on the interior, I agree. That's kind of what I was thinking. Like if I was the one to have to fix it, I would have rather dumped it. And there's mice in there.

I didn't realize. I mean, I was there a lot of the time I was chasing Evan around, so I couldn't hear, but I didn't realize Evan really didn't let off the rev limiter the whole time. It was pretty. He was just first gear pin the whole time. No wonder fucking blew up. So we've done about the same thing in his Chevy. Um, maybe not for quite as long, but like he goes out to the field and he showed me videos of his buddies back home that no joke to the rev limiter for minutes. Yeah.

so it's like you have that doesn't blow up and then you have a subaru that you put to the floor for give or take five minutes around the couple laps that he did and it blows out of those subarus are just babies they're also yeah i mean they blow up on their daily driving yeah it's this has completely changed my outlook they're they're babies you know evan and his destructiveness it's great it's we joke about it because i i mean it is uh

Adding up to be a hefty bill every single week. But it's great content. And I was like, Evan's almost like gotten to the point where his dad is super rich and he doesn't care about the financial consequences of his actions. Okay. And that's just like...

his reasoning for doing what he does and breaking the things. Cause like, he doesn't have to deal with it. He has no repercussions. Yeah. He doesn't have to fix it. Doesn't have to pay for it. He just walks away, which I hold the thing back in any other situation is just,

non-existent besides for just a kid that's got a super rich dad. We've created a monster. We've created that. Is what you're saying. When Ben was... It is the opposite of how he grew up. I mean, that's truly the opposite. So we fucked up our first kid. Yeah. It's to be expected. I love that. I don't want to get too hard on him because...

The way when he talked to me, he's like, listen, I came out to try to make the best video I could. Yeah, he did a good job. Granted, could have maybe let off the Revlimit a little bit. It's okay. Learning lesson. You know, you just maybe dial it back just a smidgen. Just a smidgen. I'm not mad at all about the

me or any of it i don't want that to get misconstrued that is a very good point i mean what'd you expect was gonna happen like you could have let off the revlim or like i understand like you jump a fucking subaru you're gonna break the bumpers and whatever that's fine but like yeah maybe could have just i think he was spoiled with those r6s they just put up to a lot of abuse it's the only thing that can handle evan truly like this just goes to show how good r6s are because like

We're seeing it live. Like, they hold up. These don't. Well, guys, we're on our fourth R6. True, but they've done a lot. Yeah, but for different reasons, though, you know? And I think the snow bike would have been fine if we'd actually put an air filter on it and not let it sit vertical. That would maybe be a team effort. The first one, again, was us. And we jumped that one. And it's still alive. It's still in my four-wheeler. Yeah. So those go good. But, yeah, I don't want to be too hard on him either. He's a good kid. He's a good kid.

Good kid. Good kid's doing his job. Just doing his job. Does everyone have a dream that feels real or you feel like you've relived it? Sure. Like a deja vu type of deal? Yeah. Let's go in the past tense where you have a dream that feels real. Are you ever worried about it happening? Are you ever expected to come true in life? Well, I guess...

I don't know if I'd think of it like that, but every time that I do have like a deja vu moment, I'm always trying to think, okay, what happens next? Why, why am I, why am I having this moment? Like, is this coming to me or did I have this in a dream for a reason? Since it's known as a moment, that's, that's like interesting that you're like thinking of the next thing. Cause technically it is just a moment. The next thing that happens after that probably isn't something that's happened to you before also. So the reason I bring it up is, uh,

I lost my garage door opener, but I'm able to open it with an app on the phone. You're able to text Mike and he'll open it for you. He'll open up the garage door, yeah. And he goes, well, my car is in your spot. I'll come down there.

So anyway, I had a dream where I was running from the police and I used, I remember in the thing using my app to open the door and put my car in the garage and close it. They're glass garage doors. I can't hide shit. But anyway, I remember doing that in my dream and,

And then this last week, I remembered that I could download the app and open up the garage door. And I remembered that dream and I deleted the app off of my phone because I didn't want it to like, I didn't want to connect the dots. I didn't want to do the butterfly effect things to make that happen. So I deleted that. Do you think you'd run?

What? No. Yeah. Don't. Yeah. I would never do that. Exactly. Now I have to get out of my truck every day and open up the garage store because I'm like, I'm not risking it. So you are a little superstitious. I'm superstitious. Yeah. Very superstitious. Are you? Yeah, I'd say so. I guess in what context do you think? I guess. Just that like the whole, I don't want that bad juju. I don't want that. I don't want the karma, you know, just lightly. Yeah. Lightly thinking about it. Yeah, I'd say so. I sometimes do things like, uh, let's say I,

I like throw something in the garbage can and it misses. And then I like go back and do it the right way. Cause I don't want like the bad, bad something. It's not obsessive, compulsive disorder. Yeah, no, it could be OCD for sure. If I short do something like I don't do something right, I'll try to go back and do it right. So it like doesn't affect me later. Sounds like so much. I always do that. Like, you know, you, you rush, you,

for five minutes and it costs you 10 minutes, you know? Yep. I wouldn't consider myself OCD, but just weird things like if I'm drinking out of the faucet, I drink out of the faucet every time I brush my teeth, I have to take 10 drinks. I don't always. Oh, no, that's fucked. But yeah, I know. What is that? That's weird. Do you count it? Yeah, I count it. That's, I think that is like OCD to a tea. Yeah, and like a few other things. 10 drinks? Yeah.

You count 10 drinks? Almost all the time. Again, I'm not so OCD that if I don't like... I can't believe that you would be the one to do that. You seem like you just... So weird. Why are you drinking out of the faucet? Yeah, I think this kind of got over a little bit. Why are you drinking out of the faucet? Why aren't you drinking from the Brita? Dude, literally coming from Ben who literally has glass bottles of Voss water at his house.

Really? No, honestly, he refills them. Sorry, I incriminated you there. Now that's a lame flex. All right, I will...

Stand sturdy on that drinking out of the faucet ain't that crazy. Hey, don't be drinking out of the faucet here. Don't be drinking out of the faucet here. It's funny because I figured it out. The water softener was turned off. It's funny because I could tell. Why? Why do you do that? I don't know. And another one, like, and again, there's only a few and that's why it's weird because I, you'd think you'd have a whole bunch of this is the case. When I cut my fingernails, I have to cut my right thumb.

Then my whole left hand, then go back to my, why again? I don't do that every time, but you're right. I'm learning new things about you today and you're weird. Yeah. It's like very, I'll say your mic doing that. We're in a train conductor with a construction hat on where I used to be some similar to that when I, uh,

like in hockey, I always had to like put my left skate on before my right or like whatever. But like, I don't know if that was just more. So I was nervous about like, but I think, I don't know. I think the weirder thing, maybe it's like, then you'd expect if I didn't do it that way, you'd be like, Oh,

I didn't like that. It doesn't really bother me. It's like, well, it is what it is, but I have a routine. What contact do you put in first? I always go left. I go left first. I would go left and right. Okay. That's interesting. I remember when I did that in front of you, you were like, boom, boom. You just put your left contact in first, and I was like, I don't know. Sometimes I do left. Sometimes I do right. I'm surprised.

What are you worried is going to happen if you don't take 10 drinks of water? Literally nothing. So why do you do it? 10 is just a good goal. I don't know if that's OCD. I think OCD is when you're like you have to touch the doorknob 10 times to make sure because you're worried that if you don't, then something bad is going to happen. It's like a little bit more, I guess, like mentally restricting. Yeah, fear-based. But it's more like, yeah, if I'm going to go down for some push-ups,

20. Even if you could do 25, you're like, I stop at 20. There has to be a minimum. Oh, yeah. I get that, but I'm saying like every time, like if I got down and did 10, I guess I would be like... Someone's like, drop and give me 15. Mike's like, no. No, only do 20. Please make it 20. So do you do that? Because you're like, if I don't drink 10...

I won't be hydrated. Yeah. Kind of how I think about it. Interesting. Weird. I'm trying to think if I do anything. Me too. Again, it's not, like, don't think about it, like, if you start revealing this stuff, like, you're OCD. But there's just some routines that you have of doing something some weird way. Oh, when I get out of the shower, I have the exact wipe down, like, for as long as I can remember. Yeah.

like the most efficient thing. Really? Well, I don't know if you can call it the bottom, bottom, torso, back, boom, leg, leg. That's how everyone does it. When do you do your balls in that order? Leave them sloppy. It's just way better. There's a glitch in the matrix.

That's so funny. Yeah, I have like a weird like it's like end of towel hair, other end of towel hair, toss it up in the air, grab the other end of towel hair. It's like you're making like a pizza. It's so fun. You're tossing it in the air, huh? Yeah. You've got to be getting water everywhere. I'll show you guys sometime.

The bathroom floor is always wet in the afternoon. I swear. People that don't use a towel at least a little bit in the shower before they hop out and just get water everywhere. It's like a serial killer characteristic. Do you, on like OCD things, you ever have to have like your temperature at the right setting in your car? No.

I used to be like, I needed like even numbers. Yeah, at a certain point. I would just go to 69. That's my happy. It's either low 69 or like 75. 69 is absolutely the best temperature to have your car. Yeah, like happy. Well, yeah, I mean, if you're saying that, you might as well just hit auto.

I don't think I can do that. Not an auto guy. Ken's an auto guy. But the problem with putting it in auto is auto is one button, and it's like seven to get it out of auto. You got to turn the temperature, turn down the fan, set it to the right thing. Or you just fuck with the temperature, and then it does it.

I want it colder. I just turn the temperature down. I want it warmer. Just turn the temperature up. I want the air blowing at me. I want it from the right vents. Sometimes you just can't care about it. Once you get over that, auto is perfectly fine. You're probably right. You're probably right. Ken, you are such a Tesla owner by just trusting the process.

process the process and the elon and the electronic gods you have more faith in them than you do with your own automated stuff i either have my car at 70 low or high there's no there's nothing else between that ken do you like your ford bronco raptor i don't think we've talked about that yet i like it but there's certain things where it's like i got the carbon fiber package and i it's 1300 and

For like a piece of carbon fiber on the shift knob. And I was too small. It was like, now that I see it, I was like, this is pointless. Carbon fiber is not cheap, man. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like the amount of carbon fiber. When you jump it later, you're going to appreciate that lightness. You can barely see it. You know, out of all your things that you were, you could say that is like, gotta be the last thing that I thought that you were going to nitpick. Yeah.

How do you appreciate, do you like having more power? It's still not fast. It's got more, it's faster, but it's not fast. Have you ever driven anything that you think is fast since you got your Tesla? No. Have you ever been satisfied with something that you've bought? Probably the first one. And then...

The first what? First Bronco I had. And then the Raptors came out and was like, I want that. He bought an American flag onesie once. I'm pretty sure he was pretty satisfied by that. Well, it's like, how long are you satisfied with it for? You might be satisfied for six months and then just gets old. And then you're like, okay, this isn't satisfying anymore. Well, I guess I was just asking off of the rip. This is why Ken doesn't have a girlfriend.

I feel like something that I've noticed, Ken, is maybe your way of not trying to sound like you're bragging. When someone goes like, do you love your Bronco Raptor? That's so amazing. And you don't want to be like, yeah, it's just the most amazing thing ever. You go, yeah, I like it, but you can't really see out of the corner or something like that. It's your way of making it sound like you're not trying to brag, maybe. I don't know. It's my licensed therapeutic technique.

I could get behind that. You know, you're just like, oh yeah, it's great. But you know, there is this thing to not just be like. So let's do a little more praise to it and then rip the carbon fiber. It's definitely got like, I love the exhaust because it can be quiet or loud. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, I know. It's got like the valves and exhaust. And.

And just like the leather on the steering wheel is so much nicer than the other one. I think it's a cool rig, Ken. I think you look good driving it. I love it. Well, Ken just put new wheels on it, and I'm sure you guys will see that at some point. Maybe even pop a picture up there. Hot boy. It looks good. He got the same wheels that Ben got on his Corvette and CJ got on his GTR. There's no originality anymore.

but they look so good. Ben, Ben picked a great wheel and now they make it for like six lugs. Now they're the precedent. Yeah, it does look sharp. I don't know if I would have gone quite that hot boy.

Just being that you... Keep in mind, his are the same size wheels that are on my Bronco. No, I know, but I would be more worried about what you're going to do in the Bronco. I mean, I was considering getting 22s, but I stuck with the 20s. Oh, really? Man, 22s would have been real hot, boy. Yeah, big time. I feel like I was looking for wheels for my truck. There just is not that many options. And I wanted to get... And I feel the exact opposite. Well, there's a million options, but there's not that many that look good.

I'd agree with that. You know, I actually kind of also agree with that, but it's like, there's not many that many that look good. And then there's not that many that you could know if they would look good. That's also true. And then there's like five or six that you pick from that. You're like, I know these will look good. I actually found some wheels. I really liked, but they were X D's. And I thought it was this. I was like, I can't be rolling around on X. They look good. Even if they completely rebranded, you'd have a tough time. I know. This is a big fat X D in the middle. It's like, you know,

You got to wonder who actually buys some of these. A lot of people. More people than buy. I swear more people buy like.

What were they thinking type wheels than cool wheels? For their truck, that is. Well, I think it's tough to fit them. That's the hardest part. That's realistically what makes the biggest impact is if it's sized right. If it's a car and you're trying to go with that low look, it needs to be flush with the fenders but not too far out or too far in. And obviously with the truck, the higher you lift it, the more they have to go out in order for it to look right. So I'd say that's the more important thing than the actual...

face of the wheel. Do you think most people go to the dealership and ask for like, yeah, I would say that like that's the Randy. Yeah. The Randy method. Ryan's dad. Smaller wheels. He has smaller tires on his truck than comes stock. Oh,

tires. I'm like, well, so what? How'd you end up with that? Yeah. He's like, my speedometer is really slow. Like it says, and I was like, what the hell? And I started looking at someone's stock versus his, his, it goes from like a three 55 to a three 25. See when, when, uh, state troopers are pulling people over for having, you know,

too big of wheels, I think they should just switch their mindset and the laws and pull people over that have too small of wheels on their truck and fix it for them. When we did the tiny wheels on tiny, we probably could have gotten pulled over for that. I'm sure they would have been like, that's a safety hazard. Yeah, that whole vehicle is a safety hazard. Even besides it breaking the whole safety hazard of that was that they were so small that the top speed of it was like 40. Yeah. And it blew the driveshaft. Yeah, big time. Classic.

You guys got anything? Any good topics? That's what we need. There's an otter in Santa Cruz that's been hassling surfers and stealing their surfboards. A sea otter? Hassling surfers? This is a five-year-old female. Southern sea otter was first seen hijacking surfboards in Santa Cruz last September. Officials successfully drove the otter away from the area. She has since returned. It just steals surfboards?

I really want you to pull up a picture and it's that otter or whatever riding the surfboard. I will not be satisfied until then. No way it is riding the surfboard. What? Oh, wow. It actually surfs too? No way. An aggressive sea otter in California is hassling locals by riding boards she stole from the surfers in the lineup. No way. How?

I'm just wondering, yeah, like how she stole them. Does she steal them on the water and then hop on? Or does she steal them like from the beach? At times she's chewed on the boards or forced surfers to surrender their boards altogether. Oh man, what a bully. Do you think this sea otter knows like what they're doing? Look at that thing, dude. And the guy's like... He's like kind of fighting it.

Oh, wow. Yeah, I wouldn't want to make a mistake. Look at that, dude. He hopped right up. If he bites you or some shit. Smack him on the top of the head. Yeah, but you're in the water with it. You're just totally out of your element. Yeah, I mean, that's the sea otter's element. I love the caption. This was in a very aggressive interaction and scary to watch. Dude, look at that little dude. He's not letting go. I would sleep the fucking board, yeah. Flip him back over. Let him get a wave. Surfboards ain't cheap these days. Don't blame him. Oh, wow. He's just chewing that thing up.

So do you think he's got like beef with surfers or you think he like auditioned for surfs up and didn't get the part? I think, yeah, it's something like that. It wasn't a penguin, dude. Like, cause he could just go and bite the guy if he wanted to, but no. Yeah. He's after the board. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think it, do you think it's a sea otter that really likes surfing or do you think he's against surfing? That's what I'm wondering, Ryan. I think he's against surfing. Really? Yeah. Damn.

Honestly, if he had middle fingers, they'd be up while he's on the board. But, I mean, there was the orcas that have been attacking boats. The ocean's fighting back. And I think maybe Ben isn't so wrong about being scared of the ocean. I don't think any one should be like,

completely putting their faith and trust in the ocean and the ocean creatures. These creatures don't give a fuck about anyone. Do you think they're having a little ocean podcast down there and they're also talking shit about the land creatures? No, I just don't think that they have... Do you think it's a misunderstanding? Well, actually, I feel like dolphins maybe have a little bit of sense of human... Yeah. Because they're mammals. And scientifically, that is proven. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, yeah, they're wild animals, man. Tom Holland...

talked about on a podcast he swam with killer whales or killer orcas there's a difference and he said it was super nice yeah it's that's just not true that's just not scientifically proven to be true why would they call them killer whales well they technically don't really kill people i don't think they've ever attacked people enough to just put your trust in them

Yeah, I mean, I probably wouldn't jump in the waters. You ever seen the whale hunters video? South Park did a big meme thing on them. You ever see when they're trying to protect the whales against the Asian fishermen who spear them and stuff? And then it really just got really weird and power hungry. And then I think the guy ended up being a pedophile or something like that.

No, I've been seeing like real life or the, no, in real life. Yeah. I've been seeing a, a tick tocks like that. Um, there is a ship that goes out and like attacks the poachers, the whale poachers. And it's crazy, dude. They, they like pull up and no joke. I thought the ship was trying to rob the other two ships. No, they were the good guys. And they like rammed into the back of the ship, full size, like,

barges rammed into the back of the ship and they're like sprinting. They're like talking in a different language, spraying them. Cause you know, you spray them so that they can't like get onto your boat. What? But I'm talking like, so they have like giant fire hoses. So if you were trying to get onto my boat and I spray you with a fire hose,

It's not going to be very easy, right? So that's where the... That's their defense. That's how pirate ships have evolved. They used to have cannons. Now they have fire hoses. Yeah, and so I forget what it's called. It's a... Some of you may know it, but there's like a name for this ship because they're like kind of a bounty hunter. Why do they spray them with water, though? I think it's because it's like not as lethal as a... Yeah, as far as I know, they're like still trying to get on the ship and like...

They're trying to fight him. Yeah, I guess fight him. But I didn't see like there was guns involved or anything. But then again, I can't remember the name of the ship, but everyone's commenting like, yo, give so-and-so cannons.

or like the next decommissioned military whatever ship barge it is give that to them because they need it so they're just out there yeah they're just out there do they do they arrest them or they just ram into them spray water and commission i think i think they're like trying to so they try to sink that motherfucking boat to the bottom of the sea yeah that's that's killing them yeah essentially i definitely think they stranded they wouldn't feel bad if their ship sank wow can't

You guys ever see that when like, I don't know if it's like the Coast Guard or what, but it'll be like military and they like start firing guns at like Somalian pirates. Holy shit. Like they'll be out on like a little ding and there's like,

And you just see it hitting the wall. It's like, God dang, dude. So they're called Sea Shepherds. Sea Shepherds, that's what it is. This thing looks sick. Yeah, because whaling's... Why is it so popular in Japan? They obviously like them. Wow, that's a sweet boat. And that's the one that rams them? That's dope as heck, dude. Holy fuck, that rams your boat. You're going down, dude. You should see these boats that they're on. That the whalers are on. Look at the anti-whaling boat, badly damaged.

I mean, what a life. They're going up against big, big ships. And they just ram them? I guess so. So sometimes they have the smaller ship. Yeah, I would say their boats are smaller. The anti-whaling's smaller? Yeah. That's even more impressive. What? I figured they had big boats and they were... Dude, they have literally the coolest barges I've ever seen. So that's that. They're literally running the right side of their ship into the left side of this boat.

Just out there in the ocean. Obviously, you're doing something bad, but then all of a sudden, a boat just pulls up and rams. You're like, what the fuck, bro? I suppose if you've got a pointy hull or something on the front, you can probably just ram into the side of one of those boats and just pierce through it. I wish I knew a little bit more of what they did after. It's got to be quite a shape of what they did after. You get hit by another, because obviously there's so much momentum there. Can you imagine trying to outrun that thing? That's pretty cool, actually. Yeah.

Yeah, it is. I'd like to see a video of this if someone could find one. Evan would have had a video pulled up again. And he doesn't even know how to run a computer. They're just soaking them. Oh, are we about to see them get hit? They're going to run them over. There we go. Wait, the whalers? Holy. Oh, man. That boat coming at them. Oh, oh.

Oh, there is the whole front end. They're flat out trying to kill them. Yeah, I mean that. I think the big boat that hit them is like the bad guy. Yeah, it is. Yeah. They just got fucked up, bro. And now they're still spraying their ass. Look at that. That's what I mean. They don't even care. They're sending them to the fucking bottom. I just...

Didn't quite realize how cutthroat this shit is. These whalers. Did those people die? What happened? Is this a show? Yeah, yeah. I think it got canceled because the one guy got like indicted or something like that. That's right.

So what happens if you kill someone out on the ocean like that? Because, like, what's the jurisdiction? Who goes after those guys? Who takes care of them? Or is it like, hey, man, out there, there's no laws, you know? Apparently, there's just not enough people...

going after the whalers that people wanted to take it in their own hands. It's kind of like the Wild West. Yeah, the Sea Shepherds I don't think are like a military operation. Who funds the Sea Shepherds? I'd like to watch that show. That looks like an exciting show. Yo, can you guys imagine if Deadliest Catch where they're out there crabbing was like that where you had like... Fucking ramming. Both Deadliest Catch boats going after... They see each other on their radar and they're like...

As if it's like literally not already one of the sketchiest things that you could do. Yeah. Still on TV. I don't know. I don't think so. I had a good run though. Z Shepherds is just a nonprofit organization that accepts donations. That is insane. You must, is murder legal in international waters? Put simply, no. Uh,

You have to abide by the laws of where your boat is registered. And apparently you have to have a registered boat. But like, what if you just don't register a boat? I'm sure that's wherever you're sitting. Yeah. And then it's like, okay, well, this guy comes from nowhere. You just like, this is my home. Yeah. But it's like you do stuff in the middle of the ocean. No.

No one knows. Yeah. Don't ever want to be on a boat with this guy. I went on a cruise with Ken. Luckily I didn't die. Ken's watching his watch and he keeps checking his GPS of where he's at. Mike, you might have a conversation with me on the belt. You want to go over by this rather low railing. You need another drink, right?

uh, upon further research, it basically just says where if, your ship isn't registered, then it's from wherever you're from. If you won't tell them where you're from, it's for whoever caught you. Nice to take care of, to take care of. So, uh,

Basically, you cannot do anything on the ocean. Kind of sounds like you kind of can. You kind of can unless you don't get caught. Yeah. Well, that's like anything. Unless you get caught. Unless you get caught. In a sense, but yeah. I think that'd be a great video where we go like crabbing or something like that or crawfishing. I think that'd be pretty good. And then somebody was also telling me the other day that it'd be a good video bit to go

where you put your hand in catfish holes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like down in holes and then catfish come out and they like, and then you pull them out. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen that. I have a rule about sticking my limbs in places that I can't see. Same. I do not want to do that.

I was just saying. It would be great. That would be great. In case somebody. Holy shit. I'd love to see that. They don't have teeth though, huh? Not really. But you got to hope that there's a catfish on the other end of that hole. Not a whatever. I don't know. But when I was saying that to my friends that were telling me that, they were like, dude, people do it all the time. Hot chicks do it. Yeah. I've seen Instagram videos. A whole pile of hot girls do it. Yeah. Sign me up then, I guess. Oh. No. No. No. Ken's doing it. No.

No, that is funny you said that because there's like a whole, there's like a genre of like chicks that do that, you know? Oh, really? Yeah. They get all like Western on there and they're like, yeah, yeah. Not Western, but like redneck and they're like, yeah, yeah. And then they catch a bunch of catfish and everyone's like, oh my gosh. She's so hot. Yeah. I don't know if I've actually ever seen that. Can he pull that up? I must be on a different algorithm. Oh God, I don't even want to search. No, it's called noodling.

Yeah, it is called noodling. Hot girl noodling. Yeah, catfish with their stingers and whatnot. Video title, hot girl catches giant catfish with bare hands. You can catch catfish on your lake, Ben. What a swamp. Yeah. No, I remember. I used to catch catfish on every lake. I just remember when I was a kid, I would catch catfish because they'd rent out a little cabin, and I would catch them pretty frequently on D.O. She's under there for a long time.

No way. Just like that, huh? Consider it noodled. That thing won't let go. Look at that. That is... He grabbed that thing. Ugly, ugly looking... Man, catfish are so gross, dude. Yeah, I agree. Man, I just can't get the image of sticking your hand down a hole and a big old catfish latching on. I don't know. I just... I don't know, Ken. I feel like that... I feel like that's like something that you should do for a video.

Alone or with somebody else? We'll send a GoPro. I feel like it's something we all have to do, not just one. If you don't get noodled, you're not a part of the crew anymore. Dude, I got on Crawfish TikTok.

Super satisfying to watch. I think crawfishing is one of those things. Really? I would assume it's probably farming TikTok of farming satisfying things or whatever, but not on that. Just on crawfish TikTok, though. It's dirty work.

But it's honest. It ain't much, but it's honest. Yeah, it sounds satisfying. Speaking of that, I have a bunch of bubble wrap to run over with the one wheel. Oh, that is satisfying. It's been fun. All righty. That sounds good. Yeah, I guess that's a good time to end. Well, we're going to go pop some bubble wrap. We'll see you guys next Tuesday. No, it's all mine.

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