Live-ish From The Super Bowl Day 3: Joey Chestnut, Tyreek Hill, & Adam Ray
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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important... I just saw Joey Chestnut, Elton John, and Tobey Maguire sharing a beignet. And if I see you in the bathroom next time, I'm going to dab you up no matter what you're doing. Tears flow freely with me.

Sit your badass down, boy. I had a gallon of vodka last night. I can't listen to this shit. Let's go. Hello, baby. Get some.

Super Bowl 59, dudes. That's what I'm talking about. 59, dudes. Let's go. We are still here. We are still in New Orleans. New Orleans. You're adding an extra New Orleans. I'm getting worse at it. You're getting worse at saying. I started off really well with New Orleans. It's just New Orleans. It's not New Orleans. It's New Orleans. Okay, well, maybe I'll get it by the time I leave.

I hope not. Or lean with it. I hope not. Yes, sir. We went out last night and we heard some deep accents. Oh, yeah. It was sounding really good. Thank you, God!

Down here where they talk in the back of the throat. Because they're from New Orleans. Yeah, it was really nice, man. So, I mean, we've been chugging along, dude. I got to be real with you guys. Last night, I felt my sparks start to sort of fade. I felt like the city was getting the best of me. We all started to die a little bit last night. Around 2 a.m. when we were slurping down food.

triple tequila shots. Wow, dude. With our boy, our new best friend, Jelly Roll. Jelly Roll. We're at Lafitte's Blacksmith, which is the oldest bar in New Orleans. In New Orleans. That's their whole gimmick? It's not a gimmick. It's the oldest bar. That's their thing? It is their thing. Because if you're the oldest bar, that's what you say. You're like, we're the oldest bar. This is the way. And that's...

It is weird that I love it. Just going to old shit. No, that bar is legit. Because Gene Lafitte was an old pirate. The story goes it's an old pirate hangout. I like this. Yeah. There's still pirates, but pirates. Uh-huh. And, uh...

Okay. Is that what you heard them say when we walked in? Yeah. Hey, look, there's butt pirates and you look over your shoulder like, Arr. Arr. This must be the place. Arr, baby. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr. Arr.

Are you gay? Oh, man. But now I think I'm finding the spark as soon as we got back on the radio. And that's with the sunglasses indoors. Yeah, yeah. That's the energy that's giving. The migraines. We got bags? What are we doing? We got bags on the eyes? Yeah, maybe a little bit. I just did it on my eyes. Red. Jesus. Yeah, it's not looking good for your boy. Not a good vibe. Not looking good.

Not looking good. Yeah, we had fun last night. We went out. We hung out with George Kittle. Oh, yeah. The kit man. My good. 49ers God. 49ers God. And from our home.

State, Iowa. It's not our home state. It's my home state. I'm from Iowa. And you just know some people. Also born in Madison, lived there for a while. Big Wisconsin fan. You know some people from Iowa. I'm from Iowa. I actually talked with his family. His parents were there. Very nice people. His mom, very tall woman. And also she was like a fan of

of mine, which was very nice. But the way she greeted me with her fanhood, she would like, she would just like go like, here, let me do it to Ders. You're like, hey, I'm a big fan. Hey, I'm a huge fan. Physical. Yeah, and just launched through me, dude. I'm a huge fan.

She was tossing you. By the way, how firm was that? That was a big dog. That's some loose tea over there. Ten stars. Yeah, that's some loose tea you got. It was a pretty cool crowd that rolled in there. George Kittle, Jelly Roll, us. Us, our boy, Axe.

Adam Ray was there. Adam Ray, of course. Our good friend Adam Ray was there. And you know, the connection there is Adam Ray, I'm pretty sure, told his boy Jelly Roll to roll. Yeah, nice. To Lafitte's Blacks. Yes points. Yes points. Here you go. I didn't deserve those. I did not deserve those. You sounded like a rapper. Adam, get in here. You know what?

Without further ado. Yes, let's bring Adam Ray in real quick. You know what? We got our boy Adam Ray here right now. You know what? We just... And he has... This is what's cool about Adam Ray. He has a VIP badge. Oh. Okay, not only is he friends with the...

Jelly Roll. He has a VIP. We just have a day pass. We have a basic bitch pass. How did you score the VIP pass? Yeah, what's going on here? First of all, great to be here. Celebs galore. Oh, wow. Celebs galore. I just saw Joey Chestnut, Elton John, and Tobey Maguire sharing a beignet. I love that. Did you see Troy Aikman right over here? Yeah, Troy Aikman's over there. He looks like he has fondue at this point. He's a big fondue guy. Yeah, yeah.

All cheese fondue. Dude, I'm going to tell you what, Adam. They said, yo, we need Tyreek Hill right now on the pod. We said, fuck.

Fuck him. We want Adam Ray. You might still want to make time for him. He's right over there. He's a big deal. You're a great friend of ours. You can go. I'm out. I think it's one of those classics. Great call. Great call. You guys having a good? We went out last night. So how did Jelly Roll and the gang get? That's your connection. Jelly Roll is my connection. I'm a big fan of music. I'm a big fan of fun. And those things. Good.

There we go. Come on, buddy. And so they hit me up and said, we're here. And I said, I'm here. I'm at my favorite bar, courtesy of Adam Devine's house party season three. Season two. And we was a blur. And we went down there. And then they came down there. And then they shut down the bar. And then Jelly sang some songs. Were you there for that? Yeah, we were leaving right as he was like, call me the piano man. Da, da, da, da, da.

Yeah, he was doing all show tunes. Yeah, it was crazy. It was wild. We were doing shots and then Troy Aikman showed up with a fondue platter. He's following us. He won't shut up about trying to get on the podcast. What is he eating now? Oh my God. Is that a...

Skyline Chili? What is that? He shipped it in. By the way, in honor of my second appearance on the This Is Important podcast. First returning guest. I love that. And the only other time I've been on, which is not even an official appearance, but I still get a lot of love for it all over the room.

in this beautiful country is my John Lithgow impression. That's right, because you were at the Brozarks. I was at the Brozarks ripping it up, sleeping in Penny's recliner for six days. Very famous episode. So would you bless us with a little Lithgow for TII Nation? Lithgow at the Super Bowl. Okay, here's Lithgow. Let me warm it up with, here's Nicolas Cage stubbing his toe in the dishwasher. Here's Jason Statham realizing that his credentials were lost at the Gate G here at the Super Bowl.

And let's close it out with John Lithgow finding out that he got replaced on the This Is Important pod by Troy Aikman and his fondue platter. You've got to be kidding me. Wow, that's really good stuff, dude. Dude, you know, I came up with an impression last night. This is going to be my SNL impression. Okay, we've got a rap battle. Arnold Schwarzenegger, if he's from Boston, hurry now, get to the car. It's in the yard. Adam did a

Adam did a whole thing last week. He really did practice this. Now get to the cards in the yard. Yes, sir. Well, here in bean pound. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on. That's really good. We need to get down.

Get to the car. It's in the yard. We're here in Beantown. Have you seen Kindergarten Cop? Boston Kids? We're all doing really good. You guys are really good. We're firing on all cylinders. And you look the part, Adam. You look like a withered old bodybuilder. I am, dude. I feel the amount of, for whatever reason, very dehydrated here in New Orleans. It's hot. It's muggy. It's misty. I'm starting to think it's bad.

all of the alcohol. That hit the presses. Was that in the Gazette? I read that on the New Orleans Times front page. TMZ. Yeah, let's just say I still got it. NoThanks.com was reporting about it. Okay, good. What is NoThanks.com? Is that real? It's a fake website I used to close out the joke. Okay, cool.

I like that. I like that. Last night I pitched a new character for Adam Ray that he couldn't have appreciated less. Look, the Dr. Phil live tour has 20 more cities on the road, and then we are closing it off in June. But until then, Durz is like, well, what's your next thing? It can't be you. Right. So what is next? And when I pitched it, I was looking over him.

like this going, let's see, what could you do? No, I said you should be Wolverine because years ago... That is true. At Universal Studios, you were Wolverine. Let's cut to a clip. We don't have the clip. No, we don't. Years ago. They know. And I was like, I feel like if you brought it back, it'd be a heartfelt, full-circle moment. And you were like, but what's the angle? Fuck yeah! I don't know, man. You dressed as Wolverine with claws.

is doing your agenda? Dr. Phil, so yeah. Yeah, you figure it out. It's me, it's Wolverine doing a talk show. There you go. He was fighting crime. It's the Wolverine show. He was a part of the X-Men. Now he's on the O network. The X's and O's network. It writes itself. Also working for Oprah. Football based. Yeah, it's like a game about how to make the best pasta. Him and Rachel Ray. I'm spitting

It's a cooking show. Wolverine, yeah, get those Super Bowl treats together. Run now, get to the yard. And that's in town. Not too far from my Wolverine, though, when I worked at the park. I just kind of sounded like this. That's not bad. And I didn't know anything about it. Were you doing Hugh Jackman as Wolverine? Or was Hugh Jackman doing you?

We'll be right back. I was doing Adam Ray's sixth grade white belt taekwondo moves. Okay. Because that's all I have in the jujitsu land. And my voice was, you know, pretty much Devin Danza. I'm Wolverine. And kids would be like, what's Wolverine's favorite food? And I was like, potato salad. Fuck off. I don't know. I'm hungover. I'm not the real guy. I'm going to go.

Probably why they were like, you'd be better suited as the 1940s cop. You talk too much. They said I talk too much as Wolverine. My boss literally said it. She goes, you make too many jokes. You should flex more. That's what he does. He's angry and he's flexible. Maybe I should do...

Wolverine. Because all I do, I stay flexing. Okay. It's yours. I stay flexing. Guess what? I'm passing the torch. I'm passing the cloth. Thank you. That's insane, dude. This is huge. It's not going to work. This is huge. Well, thank you for signing. I love you guys. I know you have to get out of here. You've got a busy press day. He's doing Dr. Phil live podcast.

All over the country. Tomorrow night. Tomorrow at the Uno Arena with Nikki Glaser and Bert and Tony Inschliff. Big show. The tour is everywhere. AdamRayKame.com for all my stand-up and Dr. Phil dates. And I love you guys. You're hilarious as always. Best show on the road. Thank you. Thanks for having me. Harry. Oh, wow. Here's Kyle. He's probably Troy Aikman. Lift gal's back. And Troy Aikman wants to get up. The best.

We can go viral with this one. Okay. He broke the microphone. He broke the mic. Thank you so much, man. Thank you, Adam Ray. Living legend, dude. We love Adam Ray. Woo! We actually, we have another guest. We have another guest. He's going to run up here so fast. He's one of the fastest men alive. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen,

Ladies and gentlemen, this is big time. This is big time. Ladies and gentlemen, Tyreek Hill. Oh, my God. Yes, sir. What's up, man? The best man on the planet. How are you? How are you, man? Thank you for joining the show. I'm loving your swag already. Thank you. Someone appreciates my swag. You're liking his energy? I love it. Really, I love all y'all. Aw, thanks, man. Thanks, man. Well, do it. Do it.

So what do you like about Blake's energy? Is it the fact, can you tell he's viciously hungover and is hiding his sunken in eyes behind those sunglasses? Is that what you like? I'm kind of jealous of that, bro. Yeah. I want that same feeling. Thanks, man. It looks...

Bro, it looks totally good on you. Thanks, man. I appreciate that. And you know, this is New Orleans, so you could easily go get that feeling. It's right outside. Yeah, you're looking very fresh-faced. Did you just arrive? Yes, sir. I got in about 7 a.m. this morning. Okay. Okay, and do you have plans for the weekend? What's going down? No, man, just looking forward to going to the game. Hell yeah. So you're going to be there in person. Yes. Yes, I love that.

And my guess is you're rooting for the Chiefs. Is that what's happening? Yes. Yeah, okay. Okay. And I'm good at just picking what other people would pick. I'm also Team Chiefs, baby. Anybody else? Anybody else Team Chiefs? Yeah, I think I am. Even though I am a 49ers fan, so it hurts me to say that. But, you know, if we get a three-peat, Adam actually has a trademark on four-peat. So, you know, Pat Riley has three-peat. And I said...

Live on the podcast, what, yesterday or the day before, I said, does anyone have a trademark on 4Pete? And I don't think they do. So I think I'm going to be a fucking billionaire, Tyreek. Bro. This is how you... I'm loving this. You elevate. This is how you get generational wealth. You have these brilliant ideas and you follow through. And I'm sure my manager, who is no longer sitting in the chair where he's supposed to be sitting, he's off somewhere, not actually doing the thing I asked him to do. Yeah.

I'm drunk now. Tyreek, let's get real. Do you think I should fire my manager? He's not here, so you can be perfectly honest. Yes. I think you should fire your manager. I said it. You should pull an Antonio Brown and just crash out and fire your freaking manager, bro. Are you saying take your shirt off and just walk out of here? Actually, in most rooms, I'm willing to take my shirt off. In this room, not at all. Too many hard bodies, too much testosterone. Yeah. Tyreek, we took a testosterone test.

How do you do that? A doctor has to come to your house and draw blood. It was like at a medical facility, not on the streets in New Orleans. So it's not like a prostate thing. No, it wasn't a prostate thing. Unfortunately, no. For Blake, he requested that. Yeah, weirdly, yeah. See, I knew. You can pull your pants back up, sir. He's like, you don't actually need to check the

prostate to check your testosterone. You're following me butt first. But you could. You could, right? He's like, I guess I could. I'm ready for my checkup. Sir, take your fingers out of your own asshole, please. Thank you. Wow. Yeah. So, so, so,

Who do you think, just looking at the three of us, who do you think has the lowest testosterone? Donovan McNabb. He called it. We asked him yesterday. He nailed it. And I want you to look at us, the three beefcakes sitting before you, and who do you think has the lowest T?

All right. So could you guys do me a favor real quick? Yes, sir. Can you just give me a quick yo-yo, what up? Okay. You want me to start? Yeah. Yeah, but use your actual voice. Yeah, use your regular voice. Your high-pitched. Well, I'm going to lose. Your high-pitched voice. Yo-yo. And that wasn't really my voice. That wasn't your voice. Yo-yo, what's up? All right. I definitely got to go with him. I'm sorry. He didn't even hear. He didn't even need to hear the other two. All right. Let's go official. Yo-yo, what up?

Oh, that's real good. That's a lot of tea. Okay. What's up, Playboy? How you feeling? For real, though? That's not your real voice. Are you changing your voice? That's how I talk, dude. Me? Still me? Yeah, it's still you, dude. Let me just...

Well, you're right. You are correct. Yeah, you were right. You were right. I'm sorry, bro. It's okay. No, I'm learning to live with it, man. Testosterone, it doesn't have to control your life. Exactly. Exactly, bro. But you wouldn't know, would you? I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I have no idea. But you know Tyreek's testosterone is through the roof. It's through the roof. Off the charts. Okay, so here, I have a question for you. Okay. So let's get in touch with your sensitive side.

Okay. Is there like any like film that makes you cry? You get emotional watching. What would you say? Film. That's a great question, bro. I'm thinking. I'm going through my head. Moana? Yeah. Moana was real good. It's touching. Yeah.

Never saw it. Is there a guaranteed tearjerker for Tyreek? You put it on. Well, do you have one? I don't have a guaranteed tearjerker. Yeah, absolutely. What's that space one with Matthew? I'm trying to think. Space jam? Space jam. Yeah. Space jam wanted to. For me, it's the first. Who makes me cry? Because I'm like, I wish this was one. Yeah. Sorry, Bron. Sorry, Bron. No, there's too much testosterone. He's not crying. We love LeBron. We love LeBron. Yeah.

What are you going to do? So no film has ever made you cry. Bro. Okay, here. Do you have a favorite musical?

Like theater. Like, do you watch live theater? What is going on over there? Yeah, see. These are low-T questions. These are low-T questions coming from a low-T man. So I recently just cried when my wife gave birth to our daughter. Great answer. That's a beautiful thing. Great answer. Is that your first child? No. Okay. But it's a dad moment. But check this out.

I couldn't control it, and it just came out of nowhere. I was trying to be tough in that moment because it was a room full of people, and it just happened. I just cried. That's what it is. You try not to cry, isn't that when you cry? Did you guys cry when your wives gave birth? Yeah, absolutely. Yes, my tears flow freely with me. You didn't cry?

No. Yeah, he's a robot. He's our serial killer friend. He's too high. My testosterone is too high. I don't know if that's the case. I didn't cry. Yeah, Honors is... Bro, you are a dog. Yeah, he's a dog. I cried during the circumcisions. Yeah, okay. I was like...

I told you, dude. I'm holding a little hand. I'm like, I'm with you. I'm with you, dude. Yeah, we're convinced he's got some bodies buried somewhere and he's just not letting people know. Anything's possible. Yeah, very much so. He looks like a, there's a, where's that serial killer that looks like? Austrian serial killer. Austrian serial killer that looks almost identical to us. I should have known you was a serious guy. I seen you in the restroom. I said, what up? You was like, yo. To me? Oh, shit.

To me? Yeah. I couldn't turn on any faucets. He was too locked in. He gets into the urinal, he locks. The bathroom is my Super Bowl. Absolutely. The toilet bowl is my Super Bowl. Absolutely. That's where you absolutely shine. I have a question. You've always been

Have you always been the fastest kid even in elementary school? Always. Always, bro. That's fucking incredible. So my dad trained me my whole entire life, bro. And growing up for me,

It was fun. Was he training you for football or just for to be like track and field? No, he was training me for football and he was also training me for life. You know what I'm saying? Because in those training moments, it taught me a lot. It taught me, you know, resilience. It taught me to never give up on whatever I'm trying to chase, whatever dream I'm trying to chase. Then also like doing in that process, I became the fastest high school kid in the nation. My senior year of high school. You ran track as well?

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I did. Yeah. I bet my dad would have said those things if he wasn't golfing. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. My dad was always kind of gone philandering. Bye-bye. He wasn't. He wasn't tennis. You were. What did you guys' dad teach you when you were? Oh, dude. My dad was the same way. I swam in college. Like, I was at All-American High School. Really? Yeah. And my dad played football. He was a center.

he's in the Hall of Fame at Ripon College in Wisconsin. My parents very much didn't push me even a little bit. They're like, you're doing fine.

Yeah, you're doing fine. I would get B's and C's, and they're like, that's pretty good. And they're like, you're doing pretty good. That's not bad. Didn't push me to get A's at all. They're like, you're doing okay. Did you make these Legos by yourself, Adam? Wow, you did this whole Lincoln Log set by yourself? And I'm like, it's missing a roof and a wall. They're like, that's good enough. My dad was a wrestler in college, so he would always wrestle me and tell me to get stronger, but

Instead of, like, going with, like, actual wrestling, I more lean towards, like, Ultimate Warrior and, like, WWF and stuff like that. Okay, the dramatic angle. Did you cry when he wrestled you? Did you, like, I don't know what I'm doing! It was a lot of kicking and screaming. Got too real. But, you know, I get it. It's tough love. It made you tough, though. Tough love. Yeah, so I just... My wife, I have a one-year-old son. Oh, wow. And so now I'm gonna... I have to, like...

What kind of dad am I going to be? How am I going to coach him up? Dude, you know what comes... It gets real in the moments. But I was bad at all sports, so... You were bad at all sports? You can't be bad at all sports. Well, I was okay at baseball when I was a kid, but then I sucked as I got older. He's kind of a hacky sack. Yeah, more of a hacky sack, weed smoker type of a guy. Right, right, right. What you'll find out as your kid gets older is like, you try to be that dad all the time, but then there's the moments...

Where, like, shit hits the fan, and then you just become your parents for a minute. Exactly. And you go, is that what I want to be doing? Yeah. I've already developed my dad's fake voice when he gets mad. He wouldn't ever get really mad. He would just be like, put that down. He'd, like, put a fake voice on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've already developed that. When my son just is taking books, and it's just...

Throwing them around And I'm like Yeah Don't do that See look I'm the same way I'm the same way man With my mom And even with my wife I'm like All moms have two voices You know what I'm saying Whenever they're talking To the kids And whenever they're Talking to somebody else Yeah yeah yeah You got us

Have a nice day. Sit your bad ass down, boy. Exactly. You do not talk like that. That's not your voice. It's about finding who's the real, which one you can keep like around the longest. Just make sure she stays in that really nice zone. The nice zone. Yeah, you got to keep her in that nice.

Tyreek, we loved having you, dude. We're getting a sign that you got to get out of here, man. We appreciate you. You guys are awesome, man. You are a legend, man. Thank you guys. We really appreciate you. Good luck with the future. A lot of big things ahead. We know. We know, man. God bless you guys, man. Thank you. Appreciate that. Tyreek Hill, everybody. Yes. What a guy. Thanks, buddy. Legend.

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I love it, guys. The hits keep on coming. That was cool. We get Tyreek Hill. By the way, dude, does it feel like we could just actually be boys with Tyreek? It kind of did. It flowed so naturally. It kind of did, man. He was super nice, complimentary. It was just like, what a guy. And we've had some great guests. We've had Donovan McNabb, Doug Flutie, Adam Ray. But Tyreek, it just flowed so naturally.

I feel like from now on, we're kind of like his boys. Yeah. And he had no agenda. Adam Ray came in here yelling and screaming about when he's doing Dr. Phil. We did, dude. You're a talented comedian. Remember when we were just friends? We could just talk about life? It's not all about flogging Dr. Phil. Also, it probably felt pretty good for Tyreek to be asked questions like, what movie made you cry? I don't think a lot of people ask that. Well, I don't know if he likes even like that question. It kind of...

Like, through the e-break on the entire interview. Really? I felt like he was like, wow, you know, I don't get asked this question. Well, you know, he didn't answer the question. He didn't. Yeah, because he was like, I literally don't cry at bullshit movies. Why would I cry at a movie? And then you followed up that question with, what's your favorite musical? Yeah, I thought maybe... Musical theater? I thought maybe there was, you know, Phantom of the Opera or...

I mean, if we did get, if he was like, honestly, Les Mis, that would have been. It would have been viral. It would have been an incredible moment. You never know who enjoys live theater. But by the way. That's true, I don't. I do never know. The miserable lesbian play that is Les Mis. It's good. Miserable lesbian? Yeah. Isn't that what it is? We called it that in Workaholic. Oh, is that? I've never seen it. I don't know what it is. I thought it was about sad people.

lesbian women. Wait, did you just steal a joke from Workaholics? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's quoting it. I'm quoting Workaholics. Yes, yes. That's not what it's about? No, that isn't. No, that was a joke. Oh, well then why did we say that on Workaholics? I literally thought... That's the bit. Because it looks like lesb...

Oh, okay. We've got a really smart writer's room. You've got to really... Yeah, you've got to really unravel that. But yeah, if Tyreek Hill were to say something like that, I think it would be a viral moment. And that's what we're here for, baby. Get these little viral moments. Adam, not that you've ever seen... We can go viral with this one. I don't know how many Broadway plays you've seen. A couple. A couple? Which one do you think would be your favorite? Out of the, I think...

I saw Dear Evan Hansen with my boy Ben Platt. Okay, go on. He's a great actor. And then I saw Hamilton. Okay. Yeah, dude. Get your Hamilton on. Yeah, I guess I'm a B-way boy. There we go. What other plays? I saw Mary Poppins. Is that? Yeah, dude. It was right. I was like 19 and I think I was 20 and came to New York for the first time. And my mom took me to Mary Poppins. Fell asleep. Wow.

Wow. Fell asleep in the theater. That is a snoozer. Second half of Barry Poppins doesn't hold up. Yeah, a spoonful of sugar, man. I'm like, yeah, I had a gallon of vodka last night. I can't listen to this shit. I wonder what Tyreek's getting. We should have got his number so we could text him. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Okay, so we're going from the fastest man in the world. We've got the second fastest man in the world. The fastest man in the world right here. Joey Chestnut, everybody. Wow, how's it going, man? Living legend, Joey Chestnut. Holy smokes. Holy. Whoa, buddy. Wow, welcome. In the flesh. Thank you for being here. Oh, thanks for having me, guys. You know, we just had...

Tyreek Hill, one of the fastest men alive, and then we have you, one of the other fastest men alive at what you do. Yeah, I think eating is way more fun than running. It really is. That running is garbage. Yeah, yeah. So that's not part of the training for the hot dog eating contest. You know, I'll run a little bit just to control my breathing, but pretty much the hardest things, yeah, eating is the most I work. You just...

You just competed a couple weeks ago, right? Yeah, I did a bagel eating contest in Vegas. That's right. What? I guess I didn't realize how many contests you do. I

I thought it was specifically the hot dogs. That's the biggest one of the year. That's the money. That's the money. That's the Super Bowl. Super Bowl. It's the one where if you're a competitive eater, that's where your number is really determining your rank in the world. Yeah. When did it... I have a few questions for you. Okay. What other... Like, how many competitions would you say you do in a year? The cause of diarrhea. Hmm.

I think last year I did like probably about 30 exhibitions and like, I think probably like eight contests. Yeah. And I hold records in 56 different foods. Right. Here we go. Yeah. Wait. And yeah, Adam holds one. What's that? I don't know. I,

Adam likes to put them back, put them down. Yeah, I could. I mean, I can eat a lot and I can also drink a lot, but I've never, but I, you know, obviously I'm sitting next to the goat here. That's like, that's like talking to Michael Jordan and be like, I got a mean crossover. He's like, come on, man. I also feel like you have grown the sport. Yes. Like a Michael Jordan, like a Tiger Woods. You are.

of Michael Phelps. Yeah. There weren't that many eating competitions until you, you put it on the, your star. Cause I only remember maybe five or six years ago, really, but it was before then. Like when did it really start to amp up? Because now it's every 4th of July, right? Every 4th of July. It's like, you turn it on, you leave it on all day. You see the, who's the big guy that chugs all the lemonade? Badlands Booker. Yeah.

Badlands. That guy fucking rocks. I know he's here too. Did he come? No, he's not here this week. You guys aren't allowed to be in the same room. No, he's actually, he's the sweetheart. Oh, really? That is the nicest guy on earth. Actually, we're going to Hawaii in a couple weeks. Okay. There's a wedding. I love it. What is the wedding food at that wedding? I don't know. It's got to be pork, right? Probably pork. Could you eat a whole hog?

That's if it's small enough. Dude, a hog is huge. Yeah, I know, but I believe in you. I'd do enough to win. Yeah, exactly. There it is. There it is. So it is... I mean, I know obviously a bunch of training and specific stuff goes into it, but the mental game has got to be...

A lot of it. A lot of it's convincing your body it's okay. Right, yeah. And our whole life we've been like, oh, you're going to eat and to feel better? Or eat because you need it? No, no, I go in knowing I'm going to eat until I feel like garbage. And I'm going to feel like garbage for days. So once I was able to accept that,

I did the same thing on Tuesday night. Yeah, that's like New Orleans. We've been doing that. I tricked my body into being like, this is normal. Just accept it. Eating 11,000 calories at dinner is normal. Right. And that's what we should do. Now, what is, I guess, what is the day after like? Oh. Is that just... Things start working their way at like six hours after. Is that just... Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, that's when I'm really running. There it is. Points? Oh, yeah, yeah. You're going to get some points for that for sure. Yes, points! But it takes like three days of eating like really clean to get back to close to normal. Okay. And what's eating clean? Yeah, hot dog without ketchup. No, no, it's pretty much lettuce, cucumber, lemon, lemon, uh...

Lemon juice. A little bit more olive oil than normal people. And did you discover that yourself out of like trial and error or do you meet with like doctors and dieticians to be like, this will help you? Yeah, I worked for the dietician for a while. Now I have a doctor. He's like, he's a dude. He's awesome. He'll run my blood work. He'll tell me how I'm feeling. He's like, yeah, you ate way too many foods.

Way too many eggs. Right, right, right, right. What is something you wouldn't want to eat? Like a thousand Oreos or like something where you're like, no, dude, like that'll. Because I feel like I've seen you eat like sheep brains and stuff. No, no, I did cow brains one time. That's what it was. And it was rough. Yeah, that's gnarly. And so they sent me the recipe on that. And they were like, it's supposed to be like sauteed. And they didn't cook them like that at all. It's just a skull with a spoon. The cow was like, no.

We'll do it live. They're like, like, veiny and metallic tasting. Oh, my God. People are barfing, so I just ate one more than the second place. Right. That sounds like a fun time. So, is there any, like, more regular food that you'd say, nah, I'm not doing that? Uh,

Like, what's your least favorite food? The worst is any food that I like, and they do a crappy job making it. Oh, darn. Dude, I love ribs. And one time I was in a rib-eating contest in, I want to say Biloxi, and it tasted like an ashtray. And I got beat by, like, four guys that have never beaten me before in their life. Yeah, you're just like, you know what? I'm like, this is bull. You do lose, because that was— Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm human. Okay, that— Okay, you are human. But I don't lose the big ones. Yeah.

I put the work in and I know exactly what I mean. But if it's a smaller contest and somebody's been practicing for that one contest, I can't practice for all of them. It's incredible. The reason I think you are the GOAT is you see a guy like Badlands and he drinks all that lemonade and he's a big man.

You expect everyone to be a big person that competes in these competitions. Yeah, you're unassuming. Yeah, you're a regular guy in these streets. My weight fluctuates, but I also— Me too, man. It's a battle. I love to eat, but when I'm heavier, I can't control my breathing during a contest. I'm a fat bastard, and I like huffing and puffing. So if I ever have to breathe through my mouth, then I'm not eating. So I have to be able to control all my breathing, sneak in my breath.

Take my ephedrine and get all. That could be like a new no fear shirt. Like if you're breathing through your mouth, you're not eating. Yeah. And to be fair, any, and to be fair, any no fair shirt would be a new. Yeah. Until the job is done. Yeah, dude, you could have a, you could have a clothing line brand. Do you have one? No, I don't.

I'm telling you. Yeah, we need to create some more revenue streams. That's what we're all about. Do like Nike, have they approached you and been like, yo, you're the face of the league? Nike has not approached me. That sucks. You know they're here. It would have to be New Balance because that's what fat guys wear. All the

New Balance? We're New Balance. Get at us. New Balance? Get at our boy. I feel like we've got a whole brand laying out here. Food Balance. Very natural. Well, Joey Chestnut, they're telling me you've got some other things to go to. We appreciate you. You are a living legend. Enjoy the food of the city and the drinks as well. Stay safe. Don't end up dead in your hotel room. Thank God. That's the goal. That's good advice. That's great advice. Joey Chestnut, everybody.

The glizzy goat. The hits keep on coming, man. And I really wanted to ask him what his favorite play was, but darn it, ran out of time. Hey guys, who am I? Oh yeah, that would have...

Uh, not you're eating one fry at a time. Dude. Yeah. I don't know if that's a Joey Chestnut move. I feel like he would have shoveled in more fries. If you're breathing through your mouth, you're not eating. That's all you got to know. No fear. That's what he said, bro. Were you listening? Yeah. I was just trying to think of things to make fun of you about.

That's all you guys do. We should have asked him as well. You don't got to ask him about the tea. Come on, man. As soon as he walks away, that's when we realize all the questions we should have asked him, which was who has the lowest... By the way, a lot of TII Nation, some of our smartest doctor listeners, coming into my DMs and mentioning that your stem cells...

are enhancing your testosterone levels. So maybe you're getting a little extra help from that. Interesting thing. Sorry about it. There is a chance maybe naturally occurring, you have the lowest T. So we'll get back to that next episode. Oh, really? I don't know, dude. Well, then why, if we're just talking T, why does everyone... T with Adam D. Why everyone that comes here...

Without fail, Peg's U is having the lowest. I haven't been pegged. I've never been pegged. You keep saying that. You keep saying it, and it's not true. 59, dude. I think it's the long hair. I think it's the outlandish looks. I think that's it.

Right. I think that's it. They're judging a book by its cover. Wait, hang on. Troy Aikman is... What is he? You gotta be kidding me. He's got a sloppy Joe in each hand. He's sloppy Joe. That is crazy. Joey Chestnut just walked past him in disgust. Yes, he shook his head. In disgust. He's like, you're not gonna get me, bud. He's like, I'm not about this life. He said, who are you doing this for? Troy, we're not having you on. It's over, buddy. I'm sorry, man. It's not happening. Day three of you just...

And what are you guys using for the... I'm looking right over here. Is that not him? That might be him. Maybe. I see there's a lot of hustle and bustle here today. Thousands of people gathered around clamoring to get on stage. You guys got to keep moving. You're blocking all those people. We'll take pictures later. This has really been a blast. I'm having a good time. I'm really glad that... It's real super. It is super. It is super. The big game. It is incredible walking around seeing... You really know who...

who has the biggest podcast by who has this sickest setup. And the biggest podcast, they have ones that are specifically for them. Yeah, that's their name behind it. Pat McAfee, he has like a whole room built. He's got a whole studio. Is that a podcast?

I guess he's ESPN at this point, so they have a little more money. Was he a podcast before that? He was. At Barstool, I believe. Oh, really? Interesting. Makes you wonder. Makes you wonder. I heart Barstool.

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So a lot of fun things happened last night. We went to Commander's Palace. We did. That was delicious. Which is one of my favorite restaurants in the city. Very old. Another Brennan family establishment. Oh, yeah. Our Brennan boys. We like them old. Dude, we got, once again, we ordered every dessert on the menu. Yeah, they go, yeah, you can order a few desserts.

Or we can drop a bomb on you. And the way he says it is like, we can drop a bomb on you. And I was like, well, I don't know what that means, but bomb us, baby. Yeah. And that just meant they're going to bring one of every day. What was weird, though, it ended up just being... It was more than that. It was. I just got a dessert. Well, that was weird that they just put... And then they put my least favorite dessert in front of me, and I was like, well... What'd you get? I got a pecan pie. Which was...

I'm sure if you like pecan pie, I don't hate it. I don't like it. But out of all the other desserts, I would have picked any of the other desserts. I wish I swapped with you because I had bread pudding the other night and then I had it again last night and one was better than the other. I'm not saying which. Well, they're both a bread and family establishment. Well, then that's great. That's great that I'm not throwing shade. I'm just moving the shade around. Yeah, you moved shade. You're finding new ways to shade. Yeah, but I wish we swapped. 50 shades of Ders.

Yeah, so you liked the Brennan's restaurant bread pudding better than the Commander's Palace pudding. Both good. Brennan's, unreal. Yeah. Okay. Very yummy. Very, very, very yummy. And, you know, we came in hot with the guests, and then we kind of told Isaac, like, you know what? Chill. We got to chill a little bit. We're good. The boys need to kind of talk amongst each other. Yeah, we got to talk bread pudding for a minute. I want to clock in with you guys, see how you're doing. Well, I didn't—we didn't touch on this—

We traveled here, right? That's how life works. Adam's already looking at me like, uh-oh. Yeah? Yeah. We're dumb. And what kind of luggage did we get? Oh, God. I didn't know we were going to luggage talk. Should I start? Should I start? Oh, good for you. Did you have some new dope luggage? Shut up, bitch. I mean, I got a new Patagonia backpack that's like bulletproof. Oh, we had to talk about it. I mean, you can really load this thing. Wow. Shut up, Adam.

And then I used a Tumi roller bag carry-on. Didn't check a bag. Who gives a fuck? Did you guys check bags? I did check a bag. I'm here a few extra days. The overflow. It was getting to be too much. So yeah, I did check a bag. How many bags did you have, Blake?

Who cares? I don't really want to even talk about it, but I did check one in. If the people want to know, yes, I checked a bag. We're here for a while. We hit a couple red carpets of one red carpet, and I needed some options. Yeah, last night was a bit of a struggle. Tonight, I think, is—tonight's the night. Wow, yeah, we've got a big lineup tonight. A big lineup tonight. So tonight, you know, a lot of people are like,

Are you guys gonna ever chill or are you going hard every night? And obviously we're going hard every night. We're going hard every night. I'm gonna go home tonight. What is tonight? Tonight is Blink 182 and I believe my girl SZA. Is that how you say it? SZA. Wait, together? Yeah.

I mean, I think they're like obviously doing different sets. I don't know. She's doing all the small things. That would be a game changer. Make it very sexual. Actually, I think before Blink-182, none other than Big Shaq Daddy is throwing a party. Big Shaq Daddy is. And you know who also is?

My boy, Post Malone. Post Malone, Shane Gillis, Bud Light Party. Okay, that could be very fun. And I know how much you enjoy a Bud Light. Oh, I love it. So we might have to drink a choice, right? Oh, absolutely. It's delicious. Yeah, last night we were pounding some Bud Lights. I ended up getting something called the Jester, which I blindly ordered out of the swirling daiquiris. As soon as I took a sip, I must have made some sort of face. Must have.

Because the guy behind the counter said, yep, that's that 151 and Everclear hitting you. And you told me it was the number one most alcoholic drink in New Orleans allowed by law. Yes. He turned around and that's literally what the back of his shirt said. The jester, most alcoholic. And is that what you were drinking as well? I got a pina colada. Yeah.

I got a pina colada. That checks. And then Blake goes, did you see his shirt? And I'm like, no. He goes, sir, I'll have a jester. Oh, wow.

Yeah, because you go... I ask you, what are you drinking? And he goes, the Jester. And he hands it to me. And I just was doing a bit like I'm drinking all of his drink. Yeah. Like, the bit was I'm going to drink all of his drink. And so it's just me sipping on the scissor. Sip, sip, sipping on the scissor. And so I took, like, 11 big gulps before I even tasted it. Yeah. And then you're like, it's the most alcoholic drink allowed by law. And...

I immediately went from feeling good on the borderline of, you know, when you're just a little buzzed and that's the money spot. Yeah. You haven't gone over the edge. You're doing this. You're immediately going over the edge. Yep. Hey. Going over the edge. And then...

good. Zio's pizza. And then, and then it was, you know. And then shots started flowing. Yeah. And then Jelly Roll started. Yeah. I mean, Jelly Roll, my God, he could drink, dude. Yeah. He, uh, well, I know he's on a health kick right now. He lost like 150 pounds or something like that. Yeah. Uh, and then he still drinks like a fish. The shots were, it was a cup, it was a cup

And the shots were this much. They were jelly roll size. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was incredible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he must have hit the right amount because right after that, then he went and did the karaoke in the bar. That's right. He found his sweet spot. Yeah. He was in the zone. He said, I got to sang. I got to sing.

I got to let these pipes loose. I got to sing. Well, this is our last day here at the Super Bowl, guys. It feels like it. Is there anything you'd like to say to the people on our very last day here? I would like to give a shout out to all our guests. As you know, we have multiplied the number of guests this week, the entirety of our podcast. And I felt like everybody brought something unique,

Cool. Fun. Doug Flutie might be joining us every week from now on. Yeah. Here's my question. No one talked to him about that and he didn't seem interested in doing that, but he might be. If you're listening to the pod, do you like guests? Do you like the show with guests? Do you want more guests? Yes. Do you want us to just talk about our jizz more? Yeah. And, and,

Luggage talk. Do we want more or less of that? Whatever your answer is, you know where to send it. Blake's DMs. Oh, sir, I don't like it. Let him know. And again, I want to thank all the doctors in my DMs giving me this inside info about the tea. You say all the doctors. Maybe one. One doctor. Maybe one DM. Yeah, one person saying they're a doctor. I think there's upwards of one. And they're really a dentist? Probably.

Probably. Yeah. They're like, I am the doctor. I didn't check the credentials. I'm trusting their word. Yeah, right. But it seemed official to me. The link they sent me seemed official. So what was the link? It said, like...

If it's just four guys with low T to go, it was like a guy with low T created a website. Low T anonymous. That was like, it just says, if you have low T, you're not a bitch. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. You're actually just a real man and it doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah. And it said like some things that may fudge the tests are like stem cells and all that. It didn't say. It didn't say. It didn't say that.

The official link said that. I mean, it was like a freeze frame. Maybe it was something photoshopped. I don't know. It was after I drank the jester. Yeah. I skimmed it. Yeah, you were hallucinating this link, I think. Like in bed after you got home, you were like, I'm getting to the bottom of this. Yeah, I really started, you know. I'm pegging you. Figure it out. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. And I was like, I'm coming into the pod tomorrow locked and loaded and ready. Yeah. And a lot of people might be wondering what these are.

I don't know. Yeah, I had mine on the head, and then Adam's like, you know there's a bunch of green shit in your hair now? I'm guessing this is a Nickelodeon promotion. Yeah, it is weird that Nickelodeon's here doing a big slime push here at the Super Bowl. But you know what they do, right? What's that? They do the simulcast where they swap in cartoon characters...

Oh, really? So like kids can watch the Super Bowl, but it's like. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. I didn't know they did that. Do your kids watch that? Yeah. I watch it. I watch Patrick Starr just take Frick and SpongeBob out. The low T. Yeah. That seems like a low T move. It writes itself. Yeah. I don't think. I don't know. I think you guys need to get in touch with your sensitive side. I don't know if that has anything to do with it. Okay. Yeah. I actually, I think it's kind of tight and I might check it out.

Thank you. Now that we found out that I'm not, my T isn't fully off the Richter scale, debatable. We're reading a lot of different numbers there, but it's a little below Ders and much, much higher than yours. Yeah, I feel like I could get on board with...

I love it. Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams? This is last, last day here at the Superbowl. I think it's really cool to meet these people who you've just seen forever. Joey Chestnut. That was crazy. That was crazy. That was crazy. Tyreek Hill.

Dude. Unreal. My guy. And the fact that he's our homie forever and there's literally no way he's going to forget us within minutes. Yeah. There's literally no way if I take the sunglasses on, he does not recognize me. Take them on. That makes a lot of sense. He's going to speak at my son's graduation from high school. Yeah. I'm going to reach out a lot to him to have him speak at things. Literally reach out. Yeah. Literally reach out. Yeah. Reek. Uh,

Yeah, that was incredible. A lot of... We had a great time. We're continuing to have a great time. Tonight's going to be an absolute club banger. Dude, the airplane ride home is going to be sick. I can't wait for the next podcast.

When we recap what we did tonight. Yeah, baby. And I'm going to go, you what? Yeah, you're going to be very jelly. You're going to be very jelly. I was jelly last night. I do want to apologize to none other than Troy Aikman. I'm so sorry we didn't get to see you, bud. Very sorry, Troy. We love you. Maybe next time we'll talk to your people. Oh, he's got an oyster po' boy. He does. All right. Taste the city. Yeah, she has a whole seafood flake.

Like a tower. That's what that is. Yeah, that's actually kind of wild. I don't know how he got that in. He's balancing it on his nose. Wow. It almost looks like maybe security is escorting him. It's like too much. See you, Troy. Wish we had time to get you on. Troy Aikman. Unfortunately couldn't get him on. That's crazy. And that was another episode of This is Importance!

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