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Buckle up. We are still at Super Bowl. Oh, my God, guys. Wow. We are psyched. Oh, my God. Football is pouring out of us. Something's pouring out of you. You look sweaty, dude. I don't know. I am a little sweaty. I might have a hurricane coming at me. It's hot.
Last night, I got three hours of sleep the night before. Sleep update. Sleep talk. Sleep talk. Start it off. Start the podcast off strong. So I then went home. We went to the Jason Kelsey party last night. Yes. And it was a club banger. A lot of ESPN fans.
in there. They shake me. I was shook a little bit. There were some big boys in the building. Rich Eisen was there. Adam Schefter was there. J.A. Adande. Are any of these names ringing a bell for the audience at home? They are. Why would you even say that? Perel Owens, T.O.? I'm talking to my low-T club. The low-T. Your beta boys don't know any of these names. Stay tuned, everybody, because there is a little T drama that we will...
We're going to get into it. We're getting into it. You're going to have to hang around because we... Is it an addendum? Yeah. It's a bit of an addendum. Technically, it might be an addendum. You're going to want to know what happened because some drama unfolded. Yeah, yeah. Some might say we're going to spill some tea. Ooh. Ooh.
Hey, I'll get some points for that. You might have to tee off. Yes, points! Thank you, Blake. First points given here at Super Bowl 59, dudes. And we've got a tee aficionado joining us shortly. Yeah, we do. We're still talking about last night. We can't go right into that. So it was three hours of sleep. Yes.
You met a bunch of ESPN analysts that Blake thinks no one knows. What else? Well, then I went home. I went home. I got a good night's sleep. I had to start today off at 6 in the morning. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. I was up at 5 turtles in the damn morning. Very early call time. To talk about my circle water, which I...
thoroughly enjoyed brought to you by circle water there it is i love it dude so i did the today show and all that stuff uh it was a fun it was a fun morning but you guys went out and had a fun night and i don't know anything about what you guys got into last night i'm i'm i'm flying in the dark we told them we told them but i do like how you present it for the crowd well i kind of knew you guys said you went over to someone's house it was a it was a sick house yeah how many hours were we there
I mean, it felt like a long time. Long enough that my hair smells like smoked meat. Oh, yeah. We went after the Kelsey brothers. We went and jammed with the Long brothers. Damn, son. Had the Greenlight podcast. They had a little party afterwards. Unreal. Barbecue everywhere. It just makes me go...
Now, is it us who sucks, who, like, we stay in bad hotels, we're not dialed in, Isaac is the producer, he's over there, I can't tell what the hell he's doing. Punk rock, getting radical. He won't make eye contact. He won't make eye contact. Right. He pukes the bed.
And yet the Long Brothers, they have private chefs. They stay in this big, beautiful house. They've got a private pool you guys told me about. Yes, we did tell you. I guess you did tell me about it. You're a showman. You want the illusion, but then you break the illusion. I guess you did. And that's what's funny is opening it up to the audience. But then— BTS. So then you guys just partied with them all night? Or what was the party like after I had left? Yeah.
Did it get down and dirty? Did you wrestle Jason Kelsey? We went to the roof. Yeah, we went to the roof of the party. So much better. Ran into Keegan-Michael Key. Yes. He's out here doing some rubbing of elbows, bumping of shoulders. He's doing something. I feel like he's always been affiliated ever since they did the, like,
My name is, like, Steven whatever. I'm from west, north, south. Yeah, it's like, I'm Leviticus Featherwood. Yes, the best. I had a great moment where I hugged his significant other and was like, I haven't seen you in forever. And she's like, we've never met. And Keegan's giving me, like, the no sign.
And it was like a new... Oh, it was a new wife versus old wife situation. I ran into them in Vegas during the Formula One thing, and I had the opposite, where I go, what a pleasure to meet you, and she goes, I've absolutely never met... She goes, what a pleasure to meet you, and she goes, we've met before. And I go, I'm sorry. My bad.
My bad. Now, should we go ahead and bring up one of our very first guests of the pod? Potential full-time Kyle replacement. Is this what we're doing? I would love this. This is an audition of sorts. They're kind of the same guy. Same animal. I think we're going to see that they are very similar. And I think what we're doing right now is we're watching him say, you know what? I got to go on the greatest podcast in the world. He's like, oh, here we go. And here he comes. My God. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
He's got a prop. You've got to wear it. You've got to wear it. It's not Carrot Top. Feel free. You can put it on. It's gone.
Ladies and gentlemen. Oh, he comes bearing gifts. Wow. Wow. What an honor. What an honor. Thank you, sir. Doug Flutie in the building. You got some headphones? Yeah, I got some headphones if you want. Yeah, it's a professional podcast. You guys know what you're doing. Sort of do. You know, Doug Flutie, uh,
What is up? And you have to say his last name, full name. Hey, because I respect this man. You know, you might be our very first actual guest. So if we suck at interviewing, this is why. You guys like to just hang out and talk. Mostly it's us talking. Our fans, they, for whatever reason, enjoy it. We don't quite understand it. But it's been my...
At that time, four month old child and my father have been the two other guests. That shit's important. You have a four month old. You have no time to yourself. No sleep. No time. Right now he's one. Somehow he's at the Super Bowl though. He figured it out. He got some time off. Yeah. For whatever reason, my wife has allowed this. I'm like, it's money. It's work. Right.
I have to go there. Right. In New Orleans, I have to drink till four o'clock in the morning and come home and, uh, and then work all day selling water. Imperative. I'll kill the, the interview part for you. I'll kill it. So I'm with Taste of the NFL, which is Saturday, Saturday from I think four to eight. Nice. And I'll be signing autographs for an hour there. And a bunch of the guys are there so you can interact with all the guys, all the legends of the game and hit the
food and all. But also the money that is raged goes to Gen Youth. Yeah. And Gen Youth is an organization to stop childhood hunger in the schools, feed the kids nutrition and an active lifestyle. It's just a crime today, the percentage of kids that go hungry. And-
Absolutely. So Gen Youth, a phenomenal program. That's very cool. Adam, hold that up to the camera so they can see. So not only were you a great football player and a legend to, you know, tinier guys like me that I'm like, oh, maybe I can be a professional athlete. No. You gave me false hope. You gave me false hope. You're also a good guy, Doug Flutie. Yeah. Don't let that get out. Yeah.
Now, are you a good guy? Are you one of these guys that you're like, I'm kind of a bad boy, so I have to do good? Is this damage control? Let me put it this way. Yeah. I never drank, never smoked. I had married my high school sweetheart. We've been married for 40 years. I didn't know there was another way to go. Right.
Nobody introduced me to that. I didn't. Wow. All those years. Like 10 years after college, hearing all the college stories from my buddies. Like you did what? Yeah. You did what? Oh my God. It's science. It's just science. You're looking at the other, the,
fork in the road. I think you made the right call. And guess what? Those guys are going to be lining up trying to get some of that food. You can tell by how much Blake is just sweating sitting here. Am I sweating now? The world famous chef Andrew Zimmer is with me doing a lot of stuff on the Taste of NFL. He's been educating me about real food. I'm like, give me a pizza, a hot dog, I don't know, on the way to the game. Food to me was always on the way to the activity. It wasn't the activity.
Oh, my God. I'm learning a whole different world, especially being in New Orleans. You feel better? I'm eating healthier now. I'm 60. I finally learned to eat a little healthier. You look great. I've just gotten into my fitness influencer phase of my career. So I want to show you something dope. I'll keep talking. I'm currently...
trying to eat healthier and do stuff like that and drink less. Yeah. And by the way, so we did the backstories. Adam thought he was going to die. I thought I was going to die. He's not just making his decision. My body was told to stop drinking. So they're like, eat healthier and reign your lifestyle. You did take the other side of the fork. I started, I'm,
I'm heading your way. Good for you, though. Yeah. Good taste. So we actually did a... You do testosterone. You did a testosterone... Eugenics. Eugenics, that's right. We might get my boy Blake on eugenics because we just did a testosterone test. We did. The three of us. Before the Super Bowl. Before the Super Bowl. We got the results right here.
Uh, there, there's my number. That's not a big deal. It's 795. What's the official number though? Well, see, this is what I wanted to ask you. You're a pro. See, this is the number I thought I was looking at. That's, that's 795. That's, that's on the higher end. Okay. It is Doug. Don't, don't look at it like that. Like it isn't on the higher end. I, I, I know how I feel. Okay. I don't know numbers. And then this is, it also says testosterone here. And that is a lower number that says 490.
547. Which is where I'll come in, right? Because my number was 685. Okay.
That's higher. That is higher. Okay. Is this a competition? It was. Is this a manhood thing? Sort of. And then, Blake, what was yours? Well, I don't even have to look at the paper because it's burned in my mind. I'm at 482. What do you think? And you're laughing? I think we could use a little Nugenics Total Tea over there. Oh, there it is. He's going to hook you up with Nugenics. Okay. First sponsor. I like that. By hook you up, he means give you the phone number, the call.
Tell you who to call if you can order it. You can pay for it. Thank you. Right. Riley, get on this. Okay. Yeah. And we'll get some of this healthy food. Yes. So maybe that'll help you up your testosterone levels. I like that. I like that. So while you've been in New Orleans, have you been tasting the city as well? I got in last night. This was my first activity. It was hitting Radio Row this morning. This has been like a family reunion. I bet. I ran into Drew Brees, Thurman Thomas, Andre Reid, you name it, a bunch of
quarterback guys, Joe Montana. Oh yeah. And we start talking. I was sketching out a play that drew and I put together back in San Diego. He, we played together, right? Yeah. And as a little novelty thing, there were video, you know, it was one of the interviews here, drop this play.
And I start talking about the history of the play that Drew changed the name of it to Flutie because I ran it so much. Wow. And then Drew took it and bounced it all around the NFL. And as I'm talking that, Drew Brees starts walking by. There he is. I'm like, Drew, get over here. What's the name of this play? He takes one look at it. Flutie. There it is. Will you explain to these people? Yeah, well, when we came in, it was called 4-6-78, but Doug changed it to 6-78 because the 4 should not be –
The in route, the six should be the in route, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It was the coolest thing. It was like just totally natural that it just happened. I love that, dude. I've seen like ex-players just like link up with other ex-players. That has to be so fun, man. Joe Montana, the first time I met Joe, they had won the Super Bowl. They went to the drive against Cincinnati and win the Super Bowl. I happened to be in the locker room.
and see Joe. And we went back and hung out at his hotel room. And Joe's talking about how when against Cincinnati that year, if you move the tight end from one side to the other, change the strength of formation, they automatically bring the strong safety blitz from the weak side because it's got the weak safety blitz. I'm getting testosterone.
from listening to it. And he saw it and he's like, yeah, they did it to us, blah, blah, blah. You motion that tight end, you go, yeah, we were ready for it. We did this and bang, and that was that touchdown. That's so cool. And it's also so cool how you all retain these moments so well. It is incredible. And you're able, yeah, I mean,
Quarterbacks especially, how they're able to, you know, you'll hear them call out the play and you're able to just memorize that play and go in the huddle. You're like the most badass supercomputers. You get this wristband of hundreds of plays, right? You got a couple hundred plays ready for it. Well, first of all, towards the end of my career. Is it a couple hundred? Because my kid was asking me how many plays there are and I'm like,
I don't know. 150 in a game plan, but you can pull from anything. And two-minute, third down, first down call. But the thing is, it became so wordy because of free agency, guys coming in and out. The coaches didn't want to take any risks. They made it really wordy. So you got like, fifth to queen, left block, close, zip, back four, seven, six, zero, F, shoot, take. And that was real. That was real, dude. And you have to – and now they go –
alert and call home another place so now you got two plays to call the same so it became so wordy that they put it on the wristband right and i hate it i i like i can't read first of all yeah i was 42 43 years old my eyes are bad in the huddle yeah yeah and it's dark and i can't i had to get them to enlarge the wristband it's like that's where i'm at yeah i know your iphone is just the
font is. If I sit behind you on the airplane, I'm reading everything you say. Well, that's what's so incredible about your career is you played for like 20 years or something, right? I played 21 years. Wow. That's incredible. I give Tom Brady a hard time. I joke with Tom. I was the oldest player to score a touchdown and the oldest player to have two rushing touchdowns in a game, right? At 42, 43 years old. And then Tom...
How dare he? Because two quarterbacks sneak and gets in the end zone. And I text Tom, hey, way to go. He goes, yeah, but yours were real runs. Mine were quarterback sneaks. Because I had like a 15-yard and a six-yard. So you win. So you're better than Tom Brady is what we're saying here on the podcast. Is that fair? Well, one of those runs, I fumbled the snap.
Uh-oh. And I had my head down. I had my head down. I felt like things opened up. You dropped your glasses. Yeah, I put the glasses away. Denkers fell out. I picked it up, and I could have gotten blown up, but I just ran for it. Nothing was there, and I took off. You're not a boy. Here's my question about that situation. When you drop a ball, do you think you instantly get turbocharged because the adrenaline of, oh, shit, I just dropped the ball kicks in, and then you've got a little bit more juice? You have to slow yourself down. Okay. Yeah. And do it...
that's what happens when the guy that can't pick up the fumble. Yeah. He gets that extra juice. He's fine. Give me the ball. Yeah. And it's gone. Um,
Being relaxed on, and I say that about Super Bowl with these guys. Yeah. The team that's, like the Chiefs have been here before. Right, right, right. They know the routine. Right. Don't panic. Yeah, you're going to be a little extra hyped up at Super Bowl and all. But they won't panic. Yeah, they'll be out there under control and the game settles in and you play 60 minutes of football. And I also think that's what the Chiefs have been the whole season is like the no panic squad. And anytime, if they're within 73, they're going to win. I know so many close games this season. Who do you got?
I would pick Kansas City. Not that I want to. I don't want Taylor Swift to win. Okay. She wins enough, damn it. She wins all the time. Yeah. But I just think that being there and done that thing and just... And they're not... I was...
talking with a former player today about, you know, winning your Super Bowls and you're actually, there were other teams that were more talented than your teams that win championships. Right. It's the camaraderie. It's the bond. It's the way the guys handle pressure. Yeah. Those situational things, being accountable to, there's... That's like us. Yeah.
We talk a lot about the culture of our podcast. It's a real brotherhood. We built a locker room for us. Gummies. There were gummies before. You're absolutely correct. Now, the Chiefs are obviously super talented, but is it the coach? Because everyone gives Andy Reid so much credit. His play calling, their play calling, and their game plan plays. I always felt like
the coach should hand me one gift touchdown pass a week from game plan. They see something and we call it in the right situation. I got to earn one. And then maybe there's another one that falls in your lap and you get three touchdown passes. Andy Reed has plays.
All game long. Yeah. That's what they say. All game long. It's incredible. It's like, that was a game plan play. That's not your... That was... It always just seems like my home. Everybody knows Travis Kelsey's the guy. Yeah, of course. In the red zone. And he's open. Our boy. Poop dollar. And he's open again. Yeah. Can you explain that to me? No. No. I can't. He's a freak athlete. Because he's always seemed to be standing by himself alone and just catches the ball. And I know he's fast. Yeah.
But maybe he doesn't look so fast because he's so big, but he just... Most of his plays are crafty versus zone. The man-to-man coverage, he might win on a route and beat the guy. But it's by design, zone. He's got a feel for the soft spot. Maybe he even got bumped on his release, so he's waiting and let something clear and then go. There's a savvy...
Especially underneath type routes, there's a savvy to getting open that he's just got to feel. It's not full speed. Very rarely do you see it full speed. That's what's so cool about
football players is is the the like you think it's just athleticism right but it's how smart they are obviously so much going on it's kind of i had a guy in canada dave sapungis was his name is his name yeah and he was my slot receiver and i had some stud receivers i'd run my upfield route and i'd call it a sponge route i did sponge route over the ball he would come in
feel where the linebackers are, even if it's man coverage. And he'd just kind of stand next to the guy and wait and look at me. And when my eyes came off the, and came to, then he broke and was open. Bang, eight yards. There you go. How long did you play in Canada? It was a gimme. Eight, eight years. Yeah, yeah. How was that, how was that different? Yeah, that experience. More space on the field so guys did get open. Um, it,
It's a it's very similar to what's going on in the NFL with RPO game. We were doing RPO game up there and spread stuff with quarterback runs and all that stuff we were doing in the 90s up there. Yeah, I give I give a guy named Damon Allen. Marcus Allen's younger brother, Damon, was a quarterback in Edmonton. And he started we ran all our run game out of shotgun because we threw the ball so much. Yeah. And he would eye that defensive end. If he crashed down, he'd pull it and take off.
So I started doing it. And then a defensive back would come off to make the tackle. I said, just run a fade and you run in a flat. Just stay out there in the flat. His guy come off, I draw him the ball. And it just, it sort of evolved into that. I love that, man. And plus, uh,
Canadian bacon is different than American bacon. I just had that conversation with Andrew Zimmer, the chef, about the taste of that NFL guy. A lot of people say I'm comedy's Andrew Zimmerman. I thought you were going to say your comedy's Canadian bacon. Just kind of a ham. That's true, too. A little bit of a ham. Yeah!
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Oh, yeah. Donovan. Donovan McNabb. Come on in. Wow, we're having a party. We're having a party. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Give me a hell yeah. Oh, my God. Okay, now we're going to get some.
We'll get the cans on. Look at us. Just a bunch of quarterbacks here, I guess. We got a quarterback club. QBs. QB club right here. Just a bunch of gridiron giants. John McNabb, how you doing, buddy? I'm doing outstanding. How are you guys? Welcome to Grace is Important podcast. Philadelphia Eagles. Uh-oh. We got beep started already. Come on. Oh, dog. Come on. That's all right. We'll play flag football. I got a flag football game coming up.
He's still doing it. He's still doing it. Unbelievable. He's coaching us up over here, man. He's on top of it. Like, you know, this isn't a normal thing for him. He, he like gets gauged in. Like he's locked in. He really is. He's teaching me something. I had to retire from it. I was just like, I'm done. It's like, come on, let's go. Yeah.
Do you normally come to the Super Bowls or are you here because of the Eagles or? I usually come down for obligations. Yeah. Media obligations. Is that what we are? Different things like that. Yes, this is an obligation. Yeah, this is an obligation.
In Obligations, there's lots of love. So I give love in a lot of my commentary. There we go. And so it's spread around. I love that. I love that. That was a nice little pivot there. It was smart. You are savvy. I've been here before. No, but we come down for the week. The majority of guys leave out, obviously, before the game. Not a lot of former players go to the game. I've been to...
A Super Bowl game. Went to the one against Kansas City, obviously, in Phoenix, where I'm from. Oh, okay. And so got a chance to go and enjoy. My daughter wanted to go because she wanted to see Rihanna. Of course. Riri. He's a Riri girl. You know, my sons wanted to watch the game, so...
you know, and also maybe see Rihanna. Yeah, they probably wanted to see Rihanna. You know, it's nothing wrong with wanting to see Rihanna. I feel, yes. My wife told me, she was like, obviously, I never want you to cheat on me or leave me. But if,
For whatever reason, Rihanna wanted to sleep with you. That's the one pass I would give her. I do think she said that. Which, by the way, I'm going to. Because she doesn't have a shot. She won't ever want to. That's not happening. See, I'm going to spend thousands of dollars on a ticket to go to a football game to see a four-minute concert at halftime. Yeah, totally. I know.
it was a win-win because obviously Andy was, was in the game, was coaching in the game. The Eagles were playing. Um, I would have loved some field passes, but that didn't happen. Oh, so, but I mean, I mean, you know, uh, I,
I will say this. Yeah, really. But you know what? The thing about it, which was fun, though, was the fact that I did get a chance to enjoy the game. Yeah. And that's the main thing for me is I want to be somewhere where I can get up, go to the bathroom when I want to, order some food, watch the game, hey, get upset, blah, blah, blah. I got people like, hey, what do you think? Who's going to win? Well, like, it's the
I just want to watch the game and enjoy. What do you think? Who's going to win? I like it. Here we go. He sees how good we are at interviewing. He's like, you know what? I got this. Wait, so real quick.
Speaking of not being too invested in the game, how many years for each of you guys did it take for you to finally let go of, like, I've moved on? Because I was talking to some guys last night who retired five years ago, and they're like, he's still playing. He's still playing. Looney wants in. Put me in code. I like how you played forever, and you're still playing. I love that. If it's that fun, I'm not doing it. No, when I retired, I was ready to retire.
I was done. I didn't want to be hit anymore. My God, man. I'm 41 years old, and the fact that you played until you were 43, is that what you said? Yeah. Jesus Christ. I'm still trying. I hurt myself sleeping. I'll be in bed, and I'll wake up. I would probably say two years. Yeah. The first year, it wasn't that you're questioning.
of your retirement. No, yeah. It's, I was still working out. Yeah, yeah, you still could. And then you seen, like, I'm, I'm working for, at that particular time, it was NFL Network. And so, you're watching quarterbacks get that, go down. Yeah. They're getting hurt. Yeah. Um,
And obviously, you know, people on set are just like, hey, would you go back? And it's like, I mean, if the money's right. Right. You know, and then it's kind of like, ah. Then the second year, still working out. Yeah. And you're watching some guys playing, and you're just like, how is he starting? Right. And you feel like Clark Kent just needs to take the glasses off and put the cape on. Well, it's that, but it's, you know how you say things, but you're not really moving? Yeah.
You know what I mean? It's like, it's not like, hey, why is he playing? The longer you're eating nachos, you're like, I could get it right now. The longer you're out of the game, the easier the game looks.
It's like, how did this guy do that? I could do that. That's interesting. How did he not do that? I also have a question. You guys, you know, you were playing in the era where, like, QBs were getting lit up. Now we're protecting our QBs a little more. So that was toward the end of my career. Yeah. Because that was the Tom Brady route. Right.
That was when it all started. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was when it all started. And so I didn't get the Tom Brady record. Right, right. It was Tom got the rule. Yeah, right. I didn't get the result. Yeah, it wasn't the Donovan McNabb rule. Yeah, it would have been nice. You know what I mean? I'm like, I think I have a concussion. Right. It's like, oh, I thought you were running. I'm in the pocket. Yeah.
I'm not moving. Unbelievable. I couldn't imagine playing defense today. It is tough. Picture me, 5'9". If a guy comes around the corner and I go into a crouch, he can't hit me below the waist and he can't hit me in the head. Right. I mean, he's 6'7". Yeah. Something's going to hit me in the head. He's going to punch you in the chest. And then. It's usually going to be the belly button. They can't hit the receivers. Quarterbacks are lobbing the ball up over the middle and letting the guy go up and catch it because they can't blow him up.
We would run out from the sideline in a practice with the guys pretending to have a stretcher. They come out with a stretcher and call it a hit. You're dead. You're dead. You come out with a fake body on the stretcher and run off. Oh, my gosh. Now, Donovan, here's a quick question. We took a testosterone test. And if you were to look at the three of us and say who has the least amount of testosterone in their body,
Out of all of us? Out of the three of us. Out of the three of us. And I just want to show you something real quick, Donovan. I just want to show you something real quick. That was my right bicep.
Okay. Do you see these caps? I'm seeing you in Pitch Perfect as well. Don't hold that against me. Hang on. Did you see me naked in top five? You're singing. You're hitting the high notes. So are you asking who has the lowest? That's what we're asking, Donovan. I know you saw me in Pitch Perfect, but like I said, don't hold that against me. I don't know if that's a question for a guy to ask another guy.
That's all Adam has to say. That's what I'm asking. Just go by the way they're dressed. You put this on me, Doug. You put this apron on me. That's true. He set you up. He did. Who's got the lowest two? What do you think? I would probably say that you probably have the lowest two. Wow. By the way,
offended and that you're the first person to say that 100% of people say Blake Blake it's me I didn't because I'm sure he's active you don't pick a man I'm very active I'm sure he's active especially to wear a shirt like that you have to be active and then I was gonna go with him but then
He looks too chill. Yeah. And, you know, not a lot of things bother him. You look so energetic and going. Wound up. But you burn so much. That seems high T. That seems high T. Yeah, but then you burn so much. Yeah. And so when you're not putting the right in. Yeah. Donovan, I will say that you used to be one of my favorite players. Yeah. All right.
You were so high on my list. Hey, and you're nothing but an obligation to him. So that's that. This is, I'll tell you what, the Radio Row thing is like a family reunion for all of us. We're bumping into each other. See guys you hadn't seen in years. So much fun.
Yeah. It was really cool. Thank you guys so much for coming out. I appreciate it. I feel awkward that the last question was about the testosterone. Okay, well. Who's got the highest estrogen? Who's got it? Rihanna. We did it. I don't want to show you my titties, but I will. Oh, my gosh. If you saw, if he wasn't wearing so zipped up, you'd be like, this guy has. You would. Yeah.
I think I'm cool. I'm good. I'm really good. Okay. No, we're good. I don't need to see anybody's nipples. We didn't say nipples. We're not full breasts. This isn't X-rated. Or PG-13 on this podcast. We love that. Well, hey, guys, we don't have a lot of guests, so kicking it off with legendary QBs is like absolutely really cool, man. I appreciate it. I appreciate it, guys. It's been a lot of fun. Yeah. It's been a lot of fun. We hope you guys have a really fun Super Bowl weekend and week and all that. Yep.
All good. Stay out of the casinos. Yeah. Save your money. Yeah, absolutely. That was freaking awesome, man. Thanks, guys. What the heck? Hell yeah. Are we bonafide now? Are we official? We're official. Thank you, man. Round of applause. Love it. Doug Flutie, Donovan McNabb, everybody. Appreciate it.
Thanks, man. We love it. Wow. Holy smokes. The more football player hands I shake, the more I realize how small my hands are. Also, wow. Cheers, Doug. You were awesome, man. Come back anytime, bud. We'll Zoom with you. New Gen X. Yo, Flutie rocks. Yeah. Freaking tough. That was crazy. Flutie, baby. Donovan McNabb. And McNabb? Yeah. He's a quarterback. He's huge.
Yes. I think that was his whole thing. I had another question for him. I was like, dude, you're, you're such a big guy. Yeah. Like if Netflix was like, yo, can you fight Jake Paul real quick? Right. What?
Would he take that fight? I think he could do it. Because, I mean, you got to have fast hands. You're a QB, you know? Those hands be moving. Damn, dude. I feel like he could have thrown some freaking punches. That's what you want. You want him to fight Jake Paul. I would love... Well, someone's got to beat this guy. He does. We need to start lining up legends. Like, just a whole list of legends. Walking by Emmitt Smith. I saw him earlier. Troy Aikman is here again. Oh, my God. We don't have time for...
Troy. We had Donovan. We had Doug Flutie. We're good. Troy, I'm sorry. A lettuce wrap. He's eating a lettuce wrap with caramel popcorn? Okay. This guy's a damn psychopath. Troy, chill the fuck out. We don't have time for you. Yeah, Flutie took your time, alright? And by the way,
We love Flutie. I want a little bit more Flutie in my booty. I'm all in. Yeah, he keeps saying he wants Flutie in your booty, and I'm so glad he didn't say that when Doug Flutie was on stage. I was waiting for Durs to uncork that one, but I think he warmed up to it. Thank you so much for putting a little Flutie in our booty. It was nice to meet you. Yeah, I'm glad you saved that one. I'm glad Blake didn't then say, I'm going to Super Bowl 59 you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love it. Hey, guys, I'm going to do a quick shout out to us. I think we did pretty good on the interview. We did pretty good. Well done. Well done. Really good. I also was going to say I could go for a little dab of McNabb. Didn't say it. Yeah. Dude, thank you for holding your tongue. You notice the guys that are like the toughest and the most badass are the most awkward when it comes to any amount of like testosterone or seeing Durza's nipples. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So maybe the higher T you are, the more awkward it is for you. Testosterone doesn't necessarily... There's no gender fluidity at all. It's actually firm gender. High levels of T, it's kind of problematic. Don't let your testosterone define you. No, it's actually a good thing. Don't let your testosterone define you. You can be a complex man. Maybe that's you saying that because yours is so painfully low. Lower spectrum. Lower spectrum. So painfully low. Not a problem. I called my doctor.
It's not a problem. It's not an area where we need to worry. So we're okay. We're okay on that. We do have two more guests right here. Football? Not football. They did play football. Okay. They did play football at Dartmouth. So technically that counts. Technically that does count. Okay. We did have two legends sitting in these chairs. Yeah. And now we have two players that play for Dartmouth. Okay.
Let's go. True players for real. True players for real. My good friends. Okay. The owners and creators of Circle Water. Oh, my God. Cheers to them. Come on in here. Andy and Garrett, everybody. Here we go. And the hit train keeps on rolling. Cheers, boys. Cheers, cheers, cheers. Cheers, cheers, cheers. Circle up. Here we go. Here they are. All right. Welcome to the big show.
So football at Dartmouth. I went to high school with a guy who played football at Dartmouth, but I'm sure he's older than you guys. I can't remember his name. You know, there goes that story. Yeah, dude, what a killer story to kick it off with. First sip of the circle here for me. Wait, wait, wait, hold up. What flavor are you rocking? It's science. Flight Red Zone. Oh, Flight Red Zone. What does that taste like? Wait, can I guess? There you go. Is it cranked? Let me see. Did you crank the Soldier Boy?
I don't know. No, that was on X. Start him off at a three or a four, what do we think here? He seems like a four guy. And will you explain the mechanism here? Yeah, so that cartridge is just like a beverage. Basically, the idea for Circle was locker room, disposable bottle of water, sports drink powder. You try to pour it, it's a pain in the ass. You spill it. Looked at Andy and I was like, what if you just pop something in a bottle and just drink it? He's like, yeah, you could dial it up. You could dial it down. Genius. Yeah.
This is at Dartmouth in the locker room. You guys were talking about that? That's cool. What was your guys' record? Like six and four. Okay. You're basically the Huskers. Yeah, you're basically Nebraska football at that point. You're doing both things. You're playing and you're coming up with wizardry. Here we go. And now it's a, they've sold over a billion dollars worth of this stuff. Holy smokes. Oh my God. Well, welcome. We're happy to be on the circle team here. What flavor? That's dragon fruit, right? Is it? No.
Close. Starts with an F. F and P. Oh. F and P. Fawnsberry. Fashion proof. What is it? Fashion proof. Fruit punch. Fruit punch. That one. It's mostly dragon fruit, right? Mostly. It's just a medley. Medley of fruit. Just a note. Now, what do you got over there? What do you got over there, Beezer? What are you sipping on? I think I'm sapping on mixed berry, which. Crank it up. Make sure it's not on eggs. That would just be water, homie. No, I'm cranked. Okay, all right. I'm fully cranked. And so there's like, you can have more flavor.
or less yeah you can dial it up or down one through ten on the dial what's it truly is a genius idea and i'm not just saying that because i am and now the face but mostly face of circle circle guy i'm saying that because are you on the box i'm on the box dude they put me on the box and by the way you guys have made a great mistake i love i love that uh this is the face that we chose adam that's how your face naturally rests yeah i don't know what you mean which which by the way uh
For whatever reason, it makes me look like I have no teeth in my mouth. I'm just like a gummy old woman on the every circle box where people are going to be walking down the halls of Walmart and see this. It's like a fish. This old...
looking wrinkled old woman. And they're like, I have to drink whatever that guy's drinking. You got circle. You got circle. I love it, baby. Let me tell you guys something about having the power, the juice that comes with being in a 30-second Super Bowl campaign. Yes, that's the whole synergy of this. You're going to be in a circle Super Bowl commercial. Super Bowl commercial. So we're here doing this as well as I did press on.
all day for Circle, I get a lot of props for it, guys. A lot of... People were calling me the new Shaq. I think one person said that earlier, and I'm running with it. Yeah, they're like, man, you're really out here. I think someone might have been like, I'm going to go get a magazine at the news shack, and you just overheard that. Maybe that's what it was. Yes, points!
News shack? What the fuck is a news shack? What are you? Born in 1945. You would know. So are you guys just like pushing the product here? Are you getting the rage? What's the deal? Are we hitting the town? I mean, it's all about Adam right now. I think it's getting him out there talking about the product. Sort of this morning you previewed the spot with Pidigal.
today's show. And that'll run with my boy Al. What's up, Al Roker? Hey, what's Al short for? What's his full name? I didn't go into it. Last night we were like, is it Alfonso? Is it Albert? Alfonso, Alfonso, Alfredo, Alfonso. Yeah, we don't know, but it's Al Roker. And yeah, he debuted the commercial. So now if
You know, you could be watching the Super Bowl and there could be a circle delivered to your door. And these guys actually wrote the spot. Yeah. Which is pretty cool. Save a little money. That's right. Get the creative juices flowing. Yeah, absolutely. So football, inventions, writers, you guys are multi-hyphenated. I like that. Partially talented. The worst quarterback to ever sit in this chair. Oh.
I got that going. Yeah, honestly, Donovan McNabb just sat in your chair. Yeah. So when you see someone like Donovan McNabb, because you see Flutie, and he's a slight man. Like, obviously, he's still bigger than me. He's slight. He can sling it. He can kick my ass, but...
But you see him and then you go like, oh, maybe I could make the NFL. Yeah, yeah. And then you see Donovan McNabb and you're like, there's no way in hell that man. Dream crusher. That man is gigantic. When you see someone like Flutie or you're like, I don't know, maybe if I applied myself more to football and less on creating this billion dollar empire, I could have made my dream come true. Not the Magic's toss. Yeah. Not the Magic's toss. When you were playing, was there a hope?
Did you have a hope to go pro or you were like... When I was young, I thought I was going pro in three sports, so... Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were all pretty delusional. But then you kind of realize, you're like, oh, no, I better find something else. Were you actually smart or did you play your way into school? Oh, yeah. Oh, I was a fake Ivy League student for sure. Yeah. And I remember the kid who I went to school with, James O'Leary. Oh.
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Yeah, so you played your way into the smart school. I'm so dumb. Garrett, though, played in the CFL for a couple of years. He had a cup of coffee with the Lions. You're the second CFL guy to sit in that chair. That's right. It's the CFL chair. I love that. What position were you? I was a linebacker. Oh, yeah, dude. Nice. He's like, move those lines back. Nice. Get him. That's what that does. Get him. Big time.
I'm so dumb that I didn't know that Dartmouth was a good school. That's how stupid I am. I'm just learning that it is a school. Yeah, okay. That's crazy. We dropped out of, Blake and I dropped out of the same community college. Yeah. But did we make it into the Hall of Fame? We sure did. Yeah, I got my AA there. Oh, he did. I'm the only one that dropped out. Adam went to AA there. Yes. Give it. Give it. Okay, you can have. Yes, points. Yes.
I did get caught with weed one time by the police, and they made me... I had to take... In order to get it expunged from my record, I had to take 10 anonymous classes. It could be AA, MA, or NA. Yes. This is the face of your product here. No gambling anonymous? I guess I probably could have. Yeah. But I went to, like, to these...
NA meetings and just like talking about how like I try to sell my baby for meth and like these horrific stories and I was like I'm doing pretty good I just smoked a little weed I'm doing actually alright man I'm not going to name names but there was somebody super famous there was some famous people super famous to us who then we later worked with one more clue stop it it's an anatomy
I'm just saying. It's an anonymous. Did you ever bring it up to that person when? I did. I did. I did. Yeah. Yes. To that person. Thank you for not. And she. And she. Oh. Okay. It's an anonymous, dude. It's Anne Hathaway. Oh, it is. It is not. It is not. It was. It is not. It was. Don't put that out there. That is not true. Yeah. That is not true. That's just a lie. Wee-oo.
This is our podcast, dude. This is what you guys signed up for. She sold the baby for crack. So uncomfortable. You're like, they're going to erase me from these boxes, okay? Yeah, we got it. Oh, it's too late. It's too late. It's already depressed. They're in the mail. I saw a woman walking around with the box.
the other day. I told you guys I was at that Jason Kelsey party last night. The box was sitting outside. She goes, they wouldn't let me bring it in. I left the box outside. Your face is on it. And I go outside and I go to this female police officer. I'm like, hey, my face is on that box. That's pretty cool, huh? Yeah.
And she goes, uh-uh, that don't even look like you. Damn. That's what the police officer said. I don't disagree, though. Which I think I, you know, I think I might be like 10 pounds fatter since then. You were also dressed like a schlub last night. Yeah, I was, dude. I didn't really want to go to the party because I was so tired, so I just was in a hooded sweatshirt and like,
The Jason Kelsey attire, though. Yeah, I know. He wasn't wearing sleeves. He had no sleeves, which is fucking cool. That's impressive. Yeah. I wish I could do that. You can, man. Let it fly, dude. Come on, man. You and a tank top. Circle shirts? Yeah. But if you were wearing, if we all were wearing sleeveless circle shirts this morning, the amount of extra attention the product would have gotten. Yeah, missed opportunity. It was almost measurable. Cam Newton would have stopped us dead in his tracks. He would have gone, here, trade me this hat.
this absolutely insane dumb hat I always wear for that shirt. Yeah. And then, you know, we're looking for these viral moments. The rest is history. You guys need to make a circle hat that everyone goes over and drinks out of. Absolutely. Yeah, kind of like beer helmet. Yeah, with two bottles. A giant cartridge. Now let me ask you a quick question that is probably illegal and you might not want to ask it. Okay. We can always edit the podcast. I don't know. I think we're live. No, we're not live. We're not live. Uh,
Now, do kids, and by kids I mean 21-year-old college students, are they mixing vodka and soda water and drinking it in a circle? Has that been out there? Absolutely. And we're not saying that that is a good thing to do, but I'm just saying that's what I think I'm going to do later this afternoon. Is this dishwasher safe? Oh, yeah, completely. We actually went viral on TikTok in 2020, 2021. It was like every day we woke up.
for like 30 days straight and it was over a million views. We ended up getting like 2 billion impressions on TikTok. And half those videos were people pouring alcohol on it. But we don't promote that whatsoever. We're not promoting this. This is all about hydration. We're here to hydrate with water. We're saying don't do that. Do with it what you will. Yeah.
We're saying don't do that, but if you were to do that, it sounds like a genius idea, but we're not promoting it. We're not promoting it. It's a lot of fun. It's kind of novel, but we're not promoting it. We're not promoting that. It seems cool. Well, thank you guys so much. We love the product. Thank you, guys. And thank you for this. Yeah, absolutely. This feels really well made. It feels good in your hands. It's a nice curved shaft. It could be used as a weapon. We're not promoting that either. And enjoy drinking more water all day and night.
Absolutely. We will stay hydrated. For whatever reason, just being in New Orleans, I get dehydrated, and I can't put a finger on it. I don't know exactly why, but I'm very, very parched in this city. You're going to need to pop in some energy ones later, too. Oh, do you guys have that? Oh, yeah. We have caffeine, electrolytes. We have vitamin ones, iced teas. I love it. Do you guys sell jackets that have, like,
little pockets for all the different varieties. I think we need to get you guys on the product team. It's like, we got the ideas are flying. Maybe your own little room. Like a bandolier. They do have a new product that just launched that I was able to sip on a prototype. Circle Plus. Circle Plus. You push a button. It...
bubble-izes, which I think is the technical term. Bubble-ize. Bubble-ize, carbonates, bubble-ize. Go Pirates. And then you slurp on it. Dude, there's a root beer flavor that tastes exactly like root beer. There we go. Okie dokie. I love it. And a flavor that tastes like a 7-Up or a Sprite. Adam, I love that you're like, there's a flavor, there's a root beer flavor that tastes like root beer. It tastes like a root beer soda.
It tastes like... Well, yeah, but that's what they use in root beers. Root beer flavor. Yeah, but it doesn't... All I'm saying is you're still drinking water, dude. You're still drinking water. Root beer. Well, yeah, but there's all these other chemicals in the root beer, dude. That's the point. We're getting rid of the chemicals. We're getting rid of the chemicals.
No sugar. No sugar. Beautiful. My beautiful welcome, dude. This is Team Circle. I don't want your shit right now, dude. This is my big Super Bowl campaign. It really is. I'm with my Circle boys. And I'm just helping you narrow your message down to the flavors taste like the flavors. I'm just saying it bubbleizes, dude. And they do. It does. Bubbleize and slurp. I know there's no dragon fruit in here, but I feel like the red zone is the place to be. Absolutely. Yeah.
There's like a little football play on words there. Is that why I'm getting that? Yeah, that's our sports drink line. Gotta be in the red zone to score. So, yeah, we have ones that are like overtime, lights out. James O'Leary would lose his fucking mind drinking this. Yeah, that's the guy who went to high school with 99.03. Legend. I think we all would have gone pro if we had Circle back then to keep us hydrated. There we go. I like that. We had to settle. We had to settle for just plain water. Damn.
Well, thank you guys so much once again. Appreciate it. Thanks for coming. Thanks, guys. Likewise. Absolutely. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers to the circles. First quarter. Yeah, cheers to all circles. First quarter. The Super Bowl commercial will be happening in the first quarter. Oh. Yep. Big time. I like that. This is big time. All right. Later, boys. Thank you, guys. See you guys. Yeah, you were in that. Yeah, later. See you.
Absolutely. Thanks, dude. Heck yeah. Team Circle. You got it. We're having multiple guests. Non-stop guests. And then Troy Aikman still standing out there. Is that a tostada he's eating? He's eating the bowl? He's got ceviche? Yeah, Jesus. And it says ceviche and a tostada in...
Like a taco salad? What is that, dude? Is that what that is? He's eating the taco salad. He's eating the rim of the bowl. Emmett Smith just walked by him. He doesn't even want anything to do with it. Yeah, Emmett's like diverting his eyes. He's like, what are you doing? Emmett's embarrassing. Does Emmett have a circle? He does. Yeah, he's got a circle. What are you guys using for the eye line? Hello. Oh.
I don't know. Man, I will say that today, like, the floor is way more popping. Not that you can see it because Isaac made this set for us. A lot of the sets, we will say a lot of the sets, where the cameras are now, that's where the stage is set up so you can see people behind.
You can see the hustle, the bustle, the energy of the room. Yeah, you'd be like, whoa, there's I Show Speed. There's Cam Newton. You're 11 years old, dude? It's people like him. People like him. People like him.
I was just saying the other day. It's like the biggest name that could possibly walk in here. No, Troy Aikman's the biggest name. He's standing right there. Troy wishes he was ice show speed. Is he eating a Bananas Foster now? It was created at Brennan's here in New Orleans. Unbelievable. There is much more traffic on the floor today, as you can tell. It's definitely more alive with passion. There's nothing like talking about things that...
A, people on a podcast can't see, and B, people who are even watching this still can't see. But you guys, you couldn't imagine the hustle and the bustle today. Very shagged, darling. That's our thing, Durs. We're narrators of it. We're painting the picture. We put them there. And guys, it's... We're setting the stage.
And let me describe it for you. A lady just walked by. Yeah, it's a convention. She has a pink dress on. She's got bangs. She's smiling. Is that a power suit or a dress? It might be both. Guys, that's what we're saying. We've got some Marines over here. Is there any party? Is there any party that is happening tonight? I think tonight is our off night. People are talking about a country concert. Oh. A country concert. Yes. I keep saying oh like, oh.
He doesn't know. You know the guy's name and I don't. I believe it's Chris Stapleton. Okay. Does that ring a bell to anybody? I know that that is a famous country star. It sounds like a country singer. I don't know what they sing. I don't know what they do. I got friends in Lola. Is it Chris? That's the only one I know. Yeah, that can't be him, though. I think that's Billy Ray's Garth Brooks. That's Garth Brooks. You know, my favorite Garth Brooks song is... Banger.
Operator, won't you put me on through? Gotta get my love down to Baton Rouge. Hurry up, gotta put it on the line. This is your tea captain here. My God. Which, so, should we hash out the whole... There's an addendum. So, guys, as you can tell, you know,
Pretty much all of TII Instagram comments, everything is just basically bashing on me, my T levels. Adam was ruling with an iron fist. Admittedly, can I just say I'm a little embarrassed because the amount of pride I had and having the highest T, which...
By the way, I still don't understand these numbers because it says testosterone serum. Maybe you have a little more tea. 795. And then you look up what testosterone serum means. That means total testosterone. Okay. That's what Isaac looked up yesterday. It didn't even read those levels for me. So whatever's in the serum, maybe I have a hell of serum. Well, apparently not. I don't know.
I didn't even get those. He's sleeping serum. Yeah. Okay, so, and then on a different page, I thought, because look how this is set. You'd think it would just be right here, right? Look at this. Look at this list. So you'd think the total would be right here. Okay. On a separate page. Oh, so now Adam's telling scientists how to be scientists. You sound like Doug Flutie talking about plays right now. Yeah. What? Making perfect sense? Yeah, I know. I was like, that analogy doesn't work. Get out of here, you bitch, with your low T. So, and then testosterone on this page is,
It says 547. So that is lower. That is lower. So welcome to the 500 club. I'm 480, but I'm kissing it. You're not in 500. But I'm kissing it. So there is an addendum. So welcome to the 500 club. Evidently, so for whatever reason, that says testosterone and then says 547. This also says testosterone 795. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know which number. Are both of those numbers larger than...
Your boobs are huge. Then Blake's number gets... So then who has the most tea? So if we're going off my lower number, which I don't know why we would... Your boobs are huge. I don't know why we would... So who has the most tea now? Who's got the most tea now? I think technically... Technically, I think it still should be me, but if we're going by the addendum, it will be Dirk. Who's got the most tea? See...
And look it, he instantly becomes a tyrant of tea. It's like these men assume it's toxic. Don't let testosterone define you, man. Blake, if you don't know what's happening over here. Hashtag girl dad.
Okay, Blake. Yeah, you're right. Your testosterone is so low, you cannot produce a male spawn. Okay, I said that in the car, all right? You're using my own flame against me. By the way, last night, after we unveiled the testosterone results, Blake was in a dark place last night. I didn't sleep well last night. He was in a dark place. Oh, we're back to sleep? How many hours? I don't know.
I think I clocked in around 7, actually. Wow, dude. Unreal. Yeah. Can I go? Yeah. I wish you would. I think I got 9. Wow, Jesus Christ. But you didn't throw up in your sleep. No, no. You know, when they were talking about the Flutie, I was like, have you ever heard of the Dursie? Which is? That's when someone throws up in their own bed.
It's kind of legendary. They used to just call it like a loser move. Yeah. But then, you know, now it's kind of my thing. Now it rocks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. So do you think without any official parties, maybe we go to the country Western concert? Can we make our sound ancient? Can we make three Western concert music solution? Who is it? George straight. I know who I show speed is. So I know it's a low T move, which you always want to act like you are.
15 years younger than you are. Don't let your teeth define you. By the way... Actually, 20 years. Guys... 20 years younger than you actually are. There is a hat sighting. How old is IsoSpeed? There is a hat sighting. I know. Cam Newton, can I just say, obviously, freak athlete. Yeah. Dresses like such an idiot. No, he dresses like the Undertaker. I kind of like it. You do.
Why? What makes you like that hat? It takes T because it's nobody else. It's singular. It's him. I guess so. Think about Prince. I don't want to wear a figure skating outfit and high heels. Right. Yeah. But it works for Prince. Now, weirdly, Prince has to have higher T than Blake. Oh, yeah. Are you kidding? He's steady hogging. Yeah.
It's not a dick-sized thing. Okay. I guarantee you, a guy with a humongous cock has super high t-shirt teeth. Do you think that's why when we asked the t-question to McNab, he's like, I don't want to end on this question? Yeah, he's like, you're asking me to say who's got the biggest dick. Yeah, and then, dude, I was definitely offended when he was like me because I was in a singing movie. It was like...
See, it doesn't feel good, does it? We're done with guests. Yeah, I might be done with guests. Unless Troy... Unless Adam's plugging them, we're done with guests. Unless I'm contractually obligated to have them on my podcast, I'm done with guests. Was that in the contract? They were like, hey, by the way, we have to be on TI. No, no. I can imagine they'd be like, and we want no mentioning of it on your jizz cast.
No, dude. It goes. No, admittedly, they do have a cool story, dude. To create this product and it becomes a billion... They've sold over a billion dollars. That's insane. It's truly... It makes me go like, I wish...
I had the follow through on any of the, you know, I had the idea for the Rocketeer before the movie came out. Oh, sure. When I was a little boy, I was like, I drew a jet pack. I didn't know that. I didn't know that, dude. I didn't know that. I didn't have that comic. But let's not forget, you do have four feet. You do have the word four. Yeah, I'm willing to trade. And Isaac, I'm putting you in charge of four feet. Get in the trademark. And I'm dead serious, Isaac. And if you don't, oh.
I'm going to threaten to fire you so hard and then not follow through with it. Can you get mine? I want it to be fourth Pete. It's like fourth meal, but it's fourth Pete. So I'll do that. I'm going to swoop in there. Yeah. I guess kind of glob on to my thing and make it worse. Glob. Is it glob or glom? I'm doing either. Well, either way. I got a weird feeling you might glob. Yes.
Fucking disaster, my guy. Adam Devine globbed on the beat yesterday. Dude, I don't glob. I glob all day. Glob on the knob, like horn on the cob. Dude, I like this. Is that the Czechoslovakian rap group? Oh, Sugar in the Rock. No, that was a slob on my knob, like horn on the cob. Who's that? Three Six Mafia. Yeah, Three Six Mafia, dude. I'm basically the guy with the little arm in Three Six Mafia. Yeah, DJ Paul. I'm DJ Paul. I'm exactly DJ Paul. You are. What do they call that?
Little arm? Little arm. Oh, yeah. Like a disability. No doubt. A physical abnormality. Are there any take-backs, any apologies, any epic slams on this pod? Bringing up the little arm...
Right off the bat, I just think we could... It wasn't right off the bat. It was right at the tail end. I feel like if you made it this far... No, no, no, I'm saying right off the bat, I'm going to lead with... Oh, okay, okay. That's fair. Dude, with your fucking mid-T, stop jumping down my throat, dude. Dude, it doesn't make any sense. Dude, the numbers are in. Here's the question, Blake.
Who would you rather, out of Durz and myself, who would you rather have the higher T? As the T-King? If you could choose the T-King, which, by the way, I don't understand it. Why does it say testosterone 795 here? And then there's another page that also says testosterone 547. Also, there's another thing. You guys got tested at the same place? No, I had a...
How did someone come to the house? Right, I went somewhere. So maybe they dropped some testosterone when they were, like, testing it. So I don't know. I doubt it. Who would I rather? Yeah, I'm real salty. It didn't say Flutie in the booty to Flutie and down to McNabb. He's going. Flutie's coming back on the pod.
He loved it. I did get that sensation. Did you see when I did a board drop? He lit up. He did. He loved it. He loved its science. Maybe he works the board from here on out. Yeah. Well, imagine if we had Flutie Q being the board. That would be incredible. That's the Flutie I need in my booty. Well, I guess I would just give a special Super Bowl shout out to our first on-pod guest.
Yeah, that's why we're here. We kind of struck out yesterday, and I was wondering what we're doing here. Well, there wasn't as much hub-a-loo. Hub-bub. Hub-bub. Hub-a-loo. Yeah, yeah. Holla-ba-loo, yeah. Holla-ba-loo. Hub-bub-bub-bub-bub. Yeah, but you would even think that our producers could line something up, something easy. Anna's working on it. She's bulldogging it. Anna fell asleep at the wheel a little bit. She did yell at the Long Brothers last night. She did. Chris and Kyle. She was like...
do our podcast. And they were like, lady, chill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aggressive. And we got a, I mean, I got another shout out. We also were getting poached a little bit. We were getting poached. Wondery evidently came up and we're trying to poach us. Yeah, but we said we are iHeartBoys for life. Right. Hey, I'm going to give a shout out to Blake. Last night. Okay, here we go. Last night at the Long Manor, they had like some footballs and there was like a light. Like, you know those like Adam...
Are you here? Sorry, dude. He was there. I'm telling you the story. What the fuck is happening? I'm sorry, dude. There's hubble. No, we can wrap it up. We'll save it. Continue. You know how they have the gas lamps everywhere? Yeah. So they have an outdoor area with a pool and this gas lamp and probably like 30 feet away. There he goes. He's looking at something else.
There's a gas lamp and I'm like I bet I could fucking hit that from here with like a Nerf ball. Okay. And I fucking go miss it by like six feet and I'm like I'm dialing it in. I throw it again. I miss about like 12 feet bigger. I come back with the ball. I'm like Blake. Let's go.
Or no, I throw it to you, and then you threw it hard as fuck, almost hit me, was not close to it. Then I come back with the ball. I give it to him. From 30 feet away, he fucking dots this light. Yes, points! Destroys it. Glass goes everywhere. The light goes out. Oh, my God. And he, with the low T, he just goes like this.
I was so scared that Chris Long was going to drown me in the pool. Put you into two pieces. Yeah, yeah. But dude, he threw a fucking dime. No, he's like, we don't give a fuck. Yeah. He was cool about it. Chris Long, shout out to you. And Bo Allen. Oh, yeah. Who is an absolute legend.
You got to meet this guy. He's a candy man. Yeah. He likes candy. We're hanging out with all Eagles this week for some reason. Well, they got the green light pod. That's what we were doing there. But yeah, Eagles are out here. They're flying. The Eagles are out and partying. Eagle fans are going nuts. Well, I feel like they're not used to getting into the Super Bowl as much as the Chiefs. They were there two years ago.
Three years ago? Longer than that, right? Isaac was saying it was like seven years ago. No, no, it was eight years ago, but then it was also, wasn't it just a couple years ago? Oh, is that right? Yeah, they were there. Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay, yeah, so they're the real deal. But their Eagle fans in the streets are wild. Now they pass Adam's mic. They pass the test. Okay. Okay. Yeah, all right. I guess they're allowed. I guess they're allowed. They coo.
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