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Oklahoma. Okay. What's Oklahoma? Why Oklahoma? I don't know.
I'm just reminiscing on Oklahoma when we went there. It was one of our best live shows. It was a lot of fun. Nice, dude. Heartland. Heartland. I don't remember it. I don't remember it. What? You remember the hotel where they were like, welcome to the finest hotel in Oklahoma and
your room's not going to be ready for six hours because of covid we ate a lot of cheese really they were like i don't remember that you know uh pandemic and we were like it's been a year and a half or longer yeah that sucks that sucks poor okay yeah okay state the bar was cool we got to eat some really good cheese it was good you know i grew up in oklahoma i i was there i lived there for two years
You're an Oklahomie? For a half of a year to two and a half, I think I was in Oklahoma. Are you saying the year of the age? Yeah, what age? What age? Age. Yeah, what do you mean the year? Adam, do this to explain. What do you mean the year? He's shunting us. The year half a year to two? Yeah.
And a half? What does that even mean? I thought you lived there for half a year to two. That's what I thought too. Yeah, you weren't wording it clearly. Okay, okay. And that's on me, dude. Don't shunt me with your swinging door. God damn. With your little penguin flipper.
Uh, my B dudes. Wait, so you were six months old to two? Yeah, it was six months to two. My dad was driving for Frito-Lay. Frito-Lay chips. What a legend. Where were you before? Uh, Waterloo, Iowa. Where were you after? Iowa. Okay. Uh, they always come back, don't they? I'll eventually get back. Yeah. You never lived there. There's Waterloo sunsets. I tell you. Uh,
And then – but my parents said that they had to move because I came out in the front yard and said that it looks like it's fixing to rain.
And they were like, we can't have this accent. That shit's important. That sounds like the worst gun. I mean, yeah, I think I was a little bit of a dunce at two and a half. And I also OD'd on...
what were the painkillers that everyone used to... Oh, yes, yes. This was the... Ludes? This is a classic story. Ludes. Ludes, yeah. You told it live. Yeah, Quaaludes. Quaaludes. Yeah, your mom saw an angel. Did I tell that live in Oklahoma? Because that would have been a great place to tell it. You did. You did, for sure. Okay, good. Don't remember. Don't remember. Adam, I love this...
string of events that happened to you that what where else could you be but where you are now having done lewds got hit by a cement truck um hurt hurt
Oklahoma. And what else? I think that's kind of it. Yeah, that's kind of it. Yeah, I fell out of a tree once, but that's not as cool. I fell out of a tree and broke my arm, but that's not as cool as... Yeah, now you're just talking about stuff. ...as doing lewds and shit. Yeah, no, that's just a thing that happens to kids, but, like, getting hit by cement trucks and ODing on lewds, dude? Epic lewds. Yeah, that's cool.
That's a young go-hard. And saved by an angel, right? Yeah. That's what my mom says. Yeah. Well, I'll quickly retell the story. It's been a while. Okay. Come on, people. I mean, it sounds like your mom was on the loose. I don't have to. You guys tell me. Should I tell the story or should I not tell the story? Okay. We're taking... Wind it up. We're taking the boat and... And it's been a while. Go ahead, man. Wind it up. Okay. All right. So my mom's friend and neighbor, she...
was having problems with her boyfriend. Okay, well, act interested. Quickly. Both of you looked down. Ders is like sipping on something. You're like picking your nose. You're off in the corner. Are you going to... I'm just... What do you want us to do? Well, I mean, be a little engaged. Tell me more. Tell me more. Do you want us to finish it? All right, well, hey, I don't need to. I don't need to tell the story. But you're not telling it for us. Okay, all right. Okay, fine. If you guys want a quick bathroom break. Oh, fine. I'll quickly tell the story. All right, here we go. So...
I'm FaceTiming you from the bathroom. You're killing me, dude. So I was... My mom was having... Her friend was having problems with her boyfriend. And so she took us over to their apartment. We lived in an apartment complex. Sat me down on the couch. We...
was talking to the mom, the other woman in the living room or in the kitchen. My mom looks over at me and I have that little naughty little boy face on, you know, they're like, ooh, ooh, doing something naughty. And she goes, what'd you got there? And I came over and there was like a baggie full of lewds. But there was only like a few left. And my mom goes, how many...
We're in here. And she was like, I think that was full of like, like a full, like inch thick all around the bottom. And so I had eaten like a solid, like 10 lids. Like it was like death. And then out of nowhere, ding dong. A man with a white cowboy hat rings the doorbell, obviously there to buy Quaaludes.
And this apartment is on another level. Go ahead. It's popping, dude. And so my mom was like, quick, you have to take my son to the hospital. And this guy's like, I guess so. Little Missy, you know, and then he
took us the wrong direction from the hospital and took us to a pharmacy, went in, bought EpiCac, came out. I puked all over his truck. When we got to the hospital, the doctor was like, he would have died if we would have drove straight to the hospital. He needed to get this out of his system. Just another example of Adam Devine cheating death. This man sucks.
saved his life and then he was nowhere to be found wow yeah i if i if i was for sure on drugs save some kids life i'm on the i'm on the lamb for a couple weeks yeah yeah well he was nice enough to save the kid's life i feel like a lot of people would have been like no peace this is too much for me and my brain yeah but if you're rocking a white cowboy hat yeah you gotta
You stand for something. You gotta show up. You gotta show up for something. For the kids. Stand for something's right. Yeah. You're into kids for sure. What? Saving kids. What? Saving kids. Okay. Yes. Yeah, so that's the story. That's a good one. Yeah, that was a... My mom still is convinced that it was an angel that was... And my dad's like, for sure he's there to buy drugs. Honey, that was a drug den. That shit's important. Widely known.
Um, that's why we moved there. I was driving Fritos. Uh, uh, I don't know if Blake knows this and Durs actually had seen this guy too. It's the couch that I lived on for many years and moved out to California with. And then it made its way, uh, all the way to Hamlin or not to Hamlin. It made its way to Packard street.
Wow, dude. We should have checked it in between. Wow, dude. This dude's just casually saying Sam Hortz. Wow, dude. And the reason we got that couch was because he felt so bad that that woman felt so bad that I almost died on the couch. She gave us the couch. How funny would it be if we found like way, way more drugs in the couch? Yeah, there's no doubt. It's like...
That's what I'm thinking. Did we check the cushions? There might have been a stash. Maybe she was trying to hook you up. That would have been so sick. That's why Gripster ended up going crazy. This was a nice couch. This was a nice couch. Yeah, it was a very 1970s. I mean, it was a used couch in a... I mean, maybe they had some money, though, because they were dealing drugs. You never know. Usually people that deal drugs have like one nice piece of furniture, you know? Right. Yeah, usually like an armchair.
Yeah, it was before you could buy a, like, giant TV. So I feel like the flex in the early 80s was you get, like, a lot of glassware. Like, there's a lot of glassware in your home. It's good to do the glass cube windows from the 80s. Oh, yeah, dude. The fuck was up with that?
I don't know. You move to LA and you see quite a bit of those. Chloe's into interior design just because she loves spending my money. It's cool. It's a cool trait. Yeah! And evidently it's coming back. Those cubes? The cubes. I think they're ugly, but, you know, what do I know? Everything comes back around. This is what it is. It's somebody who's got a little confidence.
It's actually pretty sick. And people with no confidence go, didn't know that. Oh. All right. Let's do it. I pay you? Great. And I'm cool now? I'm part of the crew? Because I'm busy working. I don't have time. I need you to make me look cool so when I have the boss over for dinner and my wife's cooking the turkey, the house looks cool. Mm-hmm.
You know what I mean? Do people have the boss over for dinner anymore? Not really, right? I don't think so. I don't think so. Here's the Zoom situation. It's all Zoom. It ruined the dinner. Yeah. You Zoom in. That's cool. Have the missus cook up a nice hot meal for the boss. Dude, I would be so fucked. Or the mister. Or doesn't know how to cook shit. We would be so fucked. Yeah. Yeah. And I also don't know how to cook. Do you guys ever cook?
Uh, no. I mean, I cook...
I mean, I grill food. I grill salmon and chicken. Yeah, of course. Hey, come on, bro. Potentially the highest tier in the crew? I don't know. Of course you could. Yeah, so I grill salmon and chicken every week as a meal prep. That's how I fucking maintain this, dog. Good for you. I'm a dude. This new jawline I got. I was getting a lot of love from people saying,
I love your new healthy lifestyle. Multiple people said that to me at the AEW wrestling event I went to the other night. Okay. I
I like this segue. It was a segue, but it was true. People were coming up to you at the pro wrestling live event and saying, I love your new healthy lifestyle, Adam. More than one person. Were these wrestlers? Were these just ushers? One wrestler, one...
A famous actor, Paul Walter Hauser. And then just a dude in the stands. Okay. Yeah. He said, glow up. Paul said, healthy lifestyle. And then the other wrestler also said, healthy lifestyle. Okay. Because I think they don't drink. I think that was code. I'm drunk now. Yeah. I think that's code to not drink. But if they would have said that, I would have been, I hate it.
Right, right, right. I wish I could gargle and booze every night, but here I am. Well, hey, something tells me that this is all for the best. Hearing you say you'd like to gargle and booze at night, well, maybe this will work out. It's definitely better for me. I mean, aside from the compliments on your healthy lifestyle, I would like to compliment your excellent form lifestyle.
when giving a choke slam. Holy smokes. Yeah, you got in the ring, huh? Yeah, at AEW Revolution. Revolution. I didn't know what an insane event. Those guys throw a real banger, dude. It feels just as...
And in fact, I liked it more than the WWE events. Okay. Okay. This is not Monday Night Raw. This is a different. This is a different league. So it's like the WCW in the early 2000s or the late 90s. When was WCW? Late 90s.
Right? Yeah, early 90s. It was the younger years, but it spanned through all those. Early 90s. Wasn't that WWF? No, they were competing. Sting was in the 90s. You guys remember Sting? You remember Sting. In the 90s. WTF?
And are they just changing these names for tax purposes? What's happening? WWE is WWE because WWF is World Wildlife Federation, which they ended up suing them way, way later. Yeah, it was way late. Yeah, it was kind of crazy. That was lame. And WCW and AEW are not
Related in any way. Got it. But it's someone trying to go up against the behemoth that is the WWE. And it is a behemoth. It is. They're gigantic. But it was cool. It was way more raw, dude. There was this cage match.
And there were people were bleeding all over the place. Real blood. I'm sitting ringside. That's how I roll. So blood is back. Blood's back. Blood is back, dude. It was crazy. AEW brings the blood. They were pouring thumbtacks all over the ring. And then like from the very top of the cage, we're back flipping guys into the thumbtacks. Mm hmm.
And then you run back, you know, because we're allowed to go behind the curtain, right? So I'm back there. Which is cool. And I'm like, oh, hey, man, wow. It's like...
And those are real thumbtacks. He still was picking them out of himself. He's like, oh, yeah. Yeah. One stuck in my heel. I can't get it out. That one. That one is painful. Give me a hell yeah. I will admit that one is painful. And you're like, Jesus Christ, dude. They're maniacs. And do you like the blood, Adam? If it was no blood or blood, which way would you lean? OK. I will say that I didn't think I would have a thirst for it.
A lust. But now I do. It was awesome. It was crazy. It was brutal. I saw like some, well, I watched it, but also like the clips of it. It was not men who got bloody.
It was the women's match that was absolutely a bloodbath, dude. Yeah, that was a bloodbath, yes. But then the men in the cage match also, they did some also very... They got bloody as well. They were also attacking each other with a...
screwdriver yeah this is the way I'm like how do you fake that and then I'm like oh it's rubber and then they stick it in the belt the the turnbuckle and it just sticks into it like don't wild and you're like oh uh um so it was crazy it was and it was really fun everybody was really nice it was the same the same guy that owns it Tony Khan was the guy whose box I was in for the Super Bowl and who we took out that night and partied with and he's just like this totally nice
who's our age.
owns the AEW. So it was fun. It was a blast. He's the best. What did he do before this or what's his story? Did he invent... Well, he comes from like family money. His dad is one of the richest men in the world and he... But he's also like a genius. He created this analytic company that sold for hundreds of millions of dollars. There you go. Which get richer. And then from there brought... It was like baseball. It was like money ball stuff. Yeah. So then he did stuff like that and then he was like...
I think brought it to his dad and was like, hey, I did this. Now may I have my true dream come true of owning my wrestling federation. Yeah. Can I get a key to the lockbox of the family fortune? It's so cool that like, yeah, the fact that like that's his gift to his son is just an entire wrestling federation. That's so freaking sick, dude. Well, I don't think he's – I think Tony is –
The only one hands on. So it started off pretty small and now it's like a multi-billion dollar league or organization or whatever. Federation. Yeah. And so now is this the move like start a league to, to,
battle the other league and kind of threaten the other league and then get bought out and walk away? Like the, what is it? Live or whatever. The golf one that did it against the PGA. Right. You've got this, you've got pickleball league that they're like, all right, let's, let's do this. And then it's like, Oh, there's too much money there. Let's, let's buy them out.
I mean, that's kind of with everything. Oh, is that what happened? Is that what happened with the XFL? They got bought out? No, no, no, no, no. But like that's... No, I think they just tanked. They pushed for that though. That's probably what they were trying to get. They're like, let's become such a problem that they have to buy us out or we become a legit league on our own. I think it depends on the person. I think... I agree. I think Tony, the Khan family has so much money that they... I don't think...
a few billion dollars doesn't matter to them. I mean, it does, of course, but it's like,
there, he's like one of the richest men in the world. So, right. I don't think that it would, it's like if he, if Tony enjoys running the company and this is what he wants his life work to be, then I think he'll just hang on to it. Yeah. It's really interesting. I mean, the pay-per-view was awesome. I mean, you've met Tony. He's, he's like a, a truly like a savant. He's, he's a really interesting guy. Yes. He has a beautiful mind. Yeah. It's a beautiful mind. All
Also loves Workaholics. He was crazy. Yeah. What makes you say that? He can recall like he loves Workaholics. He can recall like every detail of every episode. It's crazy. And he could do that with anything. He's just like one of those guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Memories are fucking cheating. Yeah. It's not fair. Isn't it crazy when someone is able to, I mean, he knew more about our show than I did. And I'm like, he was quoting it to me and I'm like, uh-huh. Yeah.
And he's like, that's from the show, episode whatever. I forgot episode names. I'm like, that's from our show? He's like, yeah. And it was the name of it. I'm like, oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm just saying you have a tight butthole, dude. It's from your show. You're like, what? My show? My show? Tight butthole. That doesn't seem like a thing Larry King would say. Yeah, that's from Larry King. That's Larry King live interview we did. What the hell?
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But yeah, so I showed up and they were like, hey, how physical are you willing to get? Yeah. What was what was up with that part? They didn't hear about you? Yeah. Yeah. I was like, my hips might explode if I have any physicality at all. And I was like, you know, I'm not a professional wrestler. And they were like, no. Cat him? Yeah. Just.
Just exactly. They're like, where, Cadham, is it? No, they get in there and just grab him by the throat. And don't worry, he can handle the rest. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so cool. That is, like, truly, like, one of the fucking coolest things. You were in the ring, bro. I mean, you're wearing an NWO hat right now. I am, dude. Yeah, yeah. Freaking A. Unrelated? Or you knew? I mean, this is just a lifestyle, but maybe it was subconscious. I'm just...
gassed on my boy. How was the pop? Was the crowd hyped or were they going wild? I saw Leslie Jones was there going absolutely psychotic. Oh, no shit. She was losing her fucking mind. Yeah, dude. But that was after. That was after. She came a little late. Did she wrestle? No, she's just there to scream. Sure. Just there to scream, dude. To be a fan. And she likes it. Apparently. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw some footage of her. She was like...
Cheering her ass off, dude. Yeah, she was. She was. And I was like, dude, Leslie, pace yourself. Like, pace yourself. It's a long – we're here for like another three hours. Oh, it's so long, dude. It's so long. It's a long ass event. It's a long event. And she didn't and then never ran out of steam. I'm like, could you imagine Leslie Jones in high school? Like, imagine that – like, teachers quit, right? Yeah.
What do you mean? Sure. Like teacher, like just if she has brings that same AEW energy into the classroom. No, the teachers, they toss her the chalk. They toss her the chalk. She she goes up there and she breaks down the potagophorium theory. Yep. Come on, brother. I mean, I told you, I think we all know that a squared equals E minus B squared.
Times four? God damn. Is it? What is the Pythagorean theorem? Can you pull it out? It is A squared plus B squared. That's for sure not how it's pronounced.
Pythagorean. Pythagorean. Pythagorean theorem. Yes, it is. But that is not what Ders said. I said Pythagodougie. Yeah. I don't know what it is. Yeah. Oh, math. I mean, I can barely foil a math equation. I don't know. The fact that you just foil. Front, outer, inner, last, homie. Let's go. I know the fact that you're even saying that stuff. I don't remember anything. Well, how do you help with homework? You don't.
fuck it dude my kids are all smart it's all embarrassing for me yeah also they teach math i feel like we've covered this they teach math differently now right the way you show your work is different than how we showed our work that's cool when your kids ask for help you're like no no they just they just teach it different now man i don't i don't know that yeah oh okay thanks it's
different. Your homework's way different now. It's way different. Go talk to your mom. She might be able to figure out the new different. Dad, I need help. Oh, Ohio. Oh, I need help. Oh, my God.
Wibbity toilet. Daddy. My parents would break it up. Like, my dad handled all math questions and math questions. I got you, bro. I got you. What do you need to know? Hey, you're in there now, right? I'll tell you what to stay away from. You're nine years old now. My dad hilariously would always say, well, I never did heroin.
anytime it was brought up about drugs. And I'm like, so you did, would do meth? And he was like, well, they didn't call it that then. Never did heroin. And he's like, I never did meth. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but
It's because they called us. And your mom's like, we got to leave Oklahoma. He's talking to his two-year-old like this. We got to leave Oklahoma. By the way, he's saying he never did heroin, which just tells me he did it and was like, I got to say I never did it. So my kid never does it because it was bad. You know? Yeah. Or two. No, I didn't do it.
I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Never did it. No, I don't see that for him because, you know, needles and shit. He likes it. He's an upper guy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dennis D. I think I heard that. Life is a highway. Absolutely. I heard that dare, you know, dare is still a program. I heard they took weed off the dare list. Like they don't teach you that weed is a bad drug anymore.
Yeah, that checks out. It's legal most places. That's pretty cool. But they still got to talk about it as far as like operating heavy machinery and having long hair and stuff. Well, I don't think that's against the law. What was that? I don't think that's against the law. That's my dark crystal. Absolutely. Yeah, but that's kind of, that was like a major, what the hell did they teach you about? Because they talked about alcohol. Yeah, so now they don't,
Yeah, I don't know. I wonder if they're like really just kind of like weed's cool. Now, this is just one that someone said in passing to you and you didn't check into it at all. And they probably are teaching. No, I heard the hand. I read the news, dude. They give you weed. I read the news. Wait, you read the news. Yes. On X.com, dude. What are you talking about?
Hey, can you guys check my page on... I was... I got phished and...
It was locked out of my ex-account months ago. And it has to just be a porno page now. Uh-huh. Hey, fingers crossed. Could you guys check for me? I can't. Chloe also was fished months ago. Let me just brace myself for dogfights. Really? Yeah. Is it...
Are they using it for nefarious purposes? I haven't noticed that. I feel like I would have noticed if you were posting a ton of porno. Dude, right off the bat. Right off the bat. I like this. Can you guys see this? That's what I posted? What is that? Castaway?
This is the first thing. Read the thing above it, though. I can't read that. OK, it says I wish it's by somebody called Illuminati bot. I wish you guys knew what this really meant. And it's the cast away. Very shagged. X. What are you guys? What's everyone doing on X? So people think that I'm a psychopath.
This isn't you. This is just the first thing that popped up on my feed. That's not you. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. We'll get to you. But I'm just saying like... That's how you're greeted. I open X. I never go on here. I open it and it just goes...
I wish you guys knew what this really X go out and fuck. What are you guys doing? Yeah. No, if you're on, this is crazy. You don't, you don't fuck. You don't. It's, it's, it just is like, go join, go join a fucking ultimate Frisbee league or something.
Go. Just get out. Just go. Well, it says my last post was a TII promo. Yeah. You're not hacked. You're not hacked. Well, that's good. If you are, then. Well, I was. And then I'm locked out and I cannot get back in. And we've tried to. History of Fuddruckers. Mm-mm. Oh, yeah. The last TII post was the history of Fuddruckers, which is a great episode. Mm.
That's a great episode. You posted 12, 424. 424, nice dude. Whoa, almost 420. When did I even post? Wow, this is cool. What is an upgrade? Not going to do it. Can't even get into it. Unbelievable. I just can't. X. It's just wild. I gave it to you. You love it, dude. Look at your phone and love. Okay. It does kind of blow my mind how everyone's like,
It's fucking back. It's so much better now. Who said that? I don't think most people are saying that. I mean, all the bullshit YouTube videos I'm watching where there's like, you know, free speech people or whatever. They're like, it's a wild, wild west. Now you can say whatever you want. I'm like, I know, but every time I open it up,
I'm like, this is the biggest fucking waste of time in the history of waste of time. Fucking thing sucks. That's all people are trying to do nowadays is just waste their time. They're just trying to get through the day. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. There ain't shit to do. Yeah. Nobody's playing Ultimate Frisbee anymore. We got to bring it back. We got to start a league, bro.
We have to. We have to. I can't walk, but yeah. Let's start. The first sport back is... Bro, I just saw you chokeslam a guy in the middle of the ring. You're doing all right. Dude. Yeah, I saw you chokeslam. You did fucking jazz splits on a Today Show or something. Yeah, come on. I'm not buying it anymore. Hey, and by the way,
I'm fucked since both of those things. The ripping and the tearing. I mean, I did multiple rehabs today. Today. How many thumbs and where are they going? No, it wasn't body work. I get that Friday. Electroshock therapy? No, it was a chiropractor who also does some like...
low-grade body work stuff. And he hooks me up to this, like, it's sort of like a TENS unit, but it's... A what unit? TENS unit. It's where they put these patches on you. Okay. And a TENS is like, it makes your muscles twitch. The stem pads? Yeah, stem pads. Stimulation, yeah. Those are wild. But then this, I think it's called Nugenics or something. Not Nugenics. That's Doug Flutie. That's low-T.
Yeah, I'm well aware of that. Flu tea, Doug flu tea. There you go. I got it. Yes, points! But anyways, so instead of like 250 pulses a second, it's like 25,000. So I'm fully cranked up. And then I'm doing this functional patterns, which is a way to like help your posture.
Did we do that in the writer's room? Where did I do this? Where like someone had one of those, uh, stem pad things and we would just put it on and then we would just crank it the fuck up on people. Yeah. That. And you just go like in the workaholics writer's room. I feel like we had to have done it. Yeah. And it just like, it fully seizes you.
It's a missed opportunity if we didn't. I know. Just like we should have. Oh, we did it. You know what it was? It was on the swim team in college. We would just fucking. Here we go. You'd be sitting there waiting for your event or whatever. And I remember my boy Torpy, he put him on his face and we just fucking cranked him up and he was like. Yeah.
It's science. He just immediately goes blind. Yeah, it was a good time. The real question is, right now, is where is Isaac's list? Oh, yeah. TII Nation was a huge fan of the Isaac list, and I feel like...
And Isaac, he says he's going to be doing these lists. He's when I was excited that he was like finally stepping up and was going to do a thing to help us in our career. Oh, no lists, he says. And now he's saying no lists, which is disappointing. That's really sad, dude. Why not? Why not? Why no list? Can you get on? Can you talk a little bit?
Disappointed! What's crazy is, don't you know it's just fodder for us, even if you have it and we think it's fucking stupid because it is? Yeah, man. Drop the list, dude. Yeah, give us a list. What are some things that we need to talk about here, iSatch? Did we cover... We covered AEW. Just one. Come on, man. The cruise. The cruise. The cruise. Well, apparently we're going to do a cruise.
I like how he picked the one thing we don't know anything about. Yeah, we don't know really anything about. We haven't locked in any talent quite yet. No date. No date. We are starting to book it. We're starting to book it. I know what a cruise ship is. Get ready. Get ready because it's going to be fun. And I think we're going to go from Fort Lauderdale to the Bahamas or something like that or maybe Miami. We have no information. Yay! Yay!
But there is going to be a cruise. Should we get Cisco? Which, admittedly, it's going to be so fucking fun. If we can get Cisco, that would be a blast. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. Even though we have no information, I am getting excited. I feel the motor revving a little bit. Can you imagine? It's a slow rev. Don't rev too hard. It's literally a year away or nine months away. Yeah.
Yeah, we got to pay you're out. Yeah, you're out. Thanks, Isaac. OK, what's next on the list? Oh, what a great list so far. Damn it. Damn it. I don't like it. There's got to be more. You know what? He didn't prepare the list. And that's why. And this is how his brain. Yeah. Yeah. Cruz.
My son's water polo. Blake wanted to nap with Blake, wanted to take a nap with me. What? This is an absolute terrible idea at this point. What are you talking about? What is he talking about? Yeah. Why did you want to take a nap with Isaac? I think this was in between pitching the show. We he didn't want to go home to Orange County and my house was nearby. So we came over and I wanted to take a nap.
So he's claiming that I was trying to what? What are you insinuating that I was trying to? He's not insinuating anything. Well, he's saying he wants to take a nap with him. The end.
And you know what? I'm coming around on this list. The list is getting stronger. I didn't want to take a nap with him. Why not? It's your manager. It's not a big deal. Well, you know how when we get out on the road and then Blake gets really sexually charged against Isaac, like towards Isaac, he gets all charged. No, against. He's finally like, it's just us. And we're like, well, we're here too. Getting radical.
Well, remember he keeps he would get drunk and then like whisper to Isaac about how closeted he is. And he'd be like, you're so closet, dude. You're so closet. I know you are. He keeps saying, I dare you to come out with me. And it kind of got like weirdly sexual. It was like, I think Blake's trying to fuck Isaac a little bit. Yeah. A lot of it. Yeah. A lot of it. So now this nap thing makes a lot. I look at if I want, I wouldn't have to try. All right.
I would just do it. All right. A lot of it. I really wanted to look at, I'm telling you guys right now, if I really wanted to fuck Isaac, I would get him to do it. Trust me. Oh, and consensually trust you. By the way, never say that. And then say, trust me afterwards. Trust is gone. Yeah.
You just told me you were going to make somebody fuck you. I'm just saying. I think I know exactly... You're going to make Isaac fuck you. Maybe he said I'm going to get him to do it. Either way. He's going to fuck you? Is that what you're saying? Because that's how I took it. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. Adam, doesn't matter. Trust him. I guarantee...
I can guarantee that I can get Isaac to fuck me. Yeah. All right. So, okay. So he's going to be the one fucking you in this scenario. That's the bet. Yep. Yes. And I guarantee I can get that to happen.
Trust me. Please trust me on this. This is 100% guaranteed. If I wanted to set my sights to Isaac fucking me, I could make it happen. Trust me. I have it on very good authority that I could have that happen. What is the authority? What is the very good authority? He and Isaac kissed in Oklahoma. What?
I wouldn't doubt it. I wouldn't doubt it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It happens. It happens when COVID times, brother, when you're waiting for your room for over three hours.
You gotta kill some time some way. Practice kissing. That is true. And yet, and yet, Ders and I found different ways. We found other ways. Really? We just went and grabbed lunch or, you know. Oh, man. I was full. I was already full. Folded up some paper, shot a football. I don't know what we did. What did we do? I was full, dude. Yeah. Did we kiss? I was not about to eat more. Did we kiss? Right. I'm trying to think of what we did. Did we kiss? I don't think we did. I don't think we did.
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The Gemstones premiere. That's the, Hey Isaac, this list is coming in handy. There you go, Isaac. That's a little better than Blake wanted to nap with me. This is better. I don't know. Is it? I don't know.
Yeah, Gemstone's premiere. Thank you for coming. Yes, that was a blast. Ders made a big point about not showing up. He made a big point of it. Well, you know how I feel about Danny. He made up this whole story about being sick and having a cough and yada yada and how we are pitching a show together. Super disappointed.
I wanted to not go and party that night because we were pitching the next day. I didn't want to lose my voice being like, Adam, you're the best. You're unbelievable. Saying all those things that I might have said, you know, under duress. Yeah, of course. Of course. And it's always fun to get ready and walk a carpet, you know, step and repeat. Oh, I love. I love.
I love stepping. You know, hands in pockets, hands out of pockets. Legs far apart. This wasn't a step and repeat. A full-fledged carpet, dude. They really spent, well, they spent an amount of money. I was going to say they spared no expense, but there was an expense. Expense. Yes. Expense. It was expansive. It was pretty. That's for damn sure.
It was an expansive event. No, I was bummed because now I got away with the rest of the fucking proletariat to see it. Well, it came out, right? It came out Sunday. Yeah. Yeah. First episode is already out. That's what I just said. I got away with the rest of the proletariat. Dude, did you did you watch the first episode?
You know, yeah. No spoilers. It's fucking really cool, dude. It's insane. Yes. It's an insane first episode. It is really cool. Bradley Cooper is the lead. Spoiler. Spoiler. Spoiler. I mean, it's already out. You should have watched it. You should have watched it. That's true. Well, if that doesn't entice you, yes. That's all we'll say, though, right? We can't spoil further than that, but.
b coops is in the building and it's a prequel set in the civil war okay come on bro yeah there it is okay and how's it end oh come on he finds christianity and uh he decides he's gonna take this this preaching thing serious and that's how the gemstones got into preaching but it was done really really well but it is you know and i think like critics loved it i'm
Mixed bag, I think, from some of the fans that were excited to see us. Sure. But...
I think the fans, the true Gemstone fans, they loved it. They loved it. Leave them wanting less, right? It's really cool. That's what I always say. And that one is directed by Danny as well, right? Yeah, Danny is very smart. He chooses to direct the episodes that might actually win awards. Where none of us are in it, it's Bradley Cooper as the star. He's going for an Emmy for sure. Yeah.
That was Emmy or bust. Yeah. And now what would Bradley Cooper, he would get, he's a guest, best guest star on another show kind of thing. That's the award. No, he's going to win that. He'll be nominated. He'll at least be nominated. You got to watch it. This episode is rad. And at least we'll finally be nominated for something, but it's super cool. It's a great episode.
And then next week, we're back. Okay. Hell yeah. And you'd be proud of us, George. You saw us the next day, but you would be proud of us. We did not tie one on that night. I love it. We went. We had a good time.
in bed by 1 a.m yeah sure a responsible 1 a.m a responsible 1 a.m yeah you know uh yeah i felt great about the whole ordeal yeah it was it was it was responsible i was a little worried i was a little worried by about blake because i left him at the after party i was like okay i'm leaving oh the star of the show's leaving i'm leaving the star of the show's leaving and blake's like
He's just spinning off in the corner trying to kiss Isaac. Isaac was not there. Get in here. He's doing this dance move. Roping him. Isaac was not there. You're so closeted, you bitch. He kept saying that. Let's come out. Come on. You're too tense. Loosen up. Take a shot. You guys are such good storytellers. If I wanted Isaac to fuck me, it wouldn't happen tonight. I'm telling you. I could make him. Are both you guys sober for that or no?
I couldn't make him, but I would get him to fuck me tonight if I really wanted him to. Okay. All right. Hey, did I tell you guys I've discovered a new way to blow your nose? This is what I've been doing. And I'm listening. Oh, my God.
Okay. You know when you blow your nose like really hard and it like your drums kind of pop, right? Sure. Yeah, it's the best. Love that. So here's the new method. And maybe I've said this before. This is important. Because I discovered it last time I was sick. You plug your ears with your fingers and then you plug one of your nostrils with your thumb. Oh my God. This is too involved. And then you just blow and dude, boogers from behind your brain come out. Right.
Really? It's science. Like you gotta be over, like it'd be in the shower or over a sink and you just kind of like let it rip. Dude, it's like you feel it come from like way up in your brain. Blake, do you have an empty cup of coffee or something nearby? I'd love for you to try it for us. I have a full cup. Yeah. Did you show an example of it? Because it's,
It's actually pretty interesting that you brought this up. At first, I was like, oh, God, here we go. And by the way, at 43 years old, I'm still discovering my body. You're a lifelong learner. I feel like Isaac and you. Well, he hasn't discovered mine all the way yet. But if I wanted him to, he would be discovering it.
As soon as we wrap up here, I could have him at my door. It's just interesting because now it's the only way I want to do it. I've been doing lots of snot rockets and I never did that my entire life. But lately now, imagine it's a snot. It's basically a snot rocket, but you plug your ears, too, so you can go extra ham.
That's crazy. Yeah, I don't know what it is. I still say ham. You should bring it back. I've discovered the snot rocket. It is really a beautiful tool. Outrunning, you're saying? Yeah. Maybe it's just because I've had this same cold for like fucking three months, it feels like. But I'm just blowing snot rockets now. It feels good. I feel like Puck from real world. Yeah, yeah. Great guy.
Just let me know if you try my technique. And if you guys listening, give it a shot. Give it a snub. I guess I don't really understand why. Yeah, what is it? Look at me. Here? Okay. You're going to want to get on YouTube for this, people. And it just drains. Really? Okay. You're going to want to get on YouTube. Bust out the plaque, by the way. This is how we get 100K, people. Yeah. You know what? We got the plaque. I'm mad.
And I like it. I like it. I like the hardware. I like the hardware. Oh, boy. Here it comes. But then I watch other things, and you see, like, some podcasts you've never heard of before, and it just kind of winds up in your feed with two girls you've never heard of or, you know, whatever. And you're like. With girls? Yeah, girls. Yeah, that's insane. Oh, my gosh. And you're just like, I've never heard of them before. And then you notice they've got the plaid.
Hanging behind him. Don't count other people's money. Don't worry about it. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. It just makes me go like, ah, maybe
Maybe we should work harder on our YouTube. I know we won't. That's not happening. Look, we're busy. You're on the biggest show on HBO. Absolutely. Blake's busy finishing the top three of Jeopardy. We got other shit to do. Well, top three of that episode. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's fine. Top three. Better than most. You know what I want to do, though, is if you know. Better than most is not true. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. At least I did it. Anyways. True. You notice on the back, there's these two holes. That's nice. I think I'm going to make it into a necklace and wear it around. I think I'm going to make this my chain.
Is that kind of tight? Yeah. Go for it. I have it like hanging. That's awesome, dude. That's awesome. Yeah. That's really cool. I think that'd be a huge flex to go to what the cha-cha lounge with that on. Yeah. Hidden Chipotle. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Anywhere. Panda Express. Yeah. Don't act like you eat Panda Express by yourself, dude. I will.
I 100% do. Blake, there's one. I lived with you for years. I never saw you eat food alone. Dude. I never saw you eat food alone. I actually was at Panda Express like two days ago and a girl asked me for a picture and I said yes, but I wanted to deny it because I was kind of like embarrassed that I was there.
Is that weird? No. That is shame. You have to lean in. Lean in. Why did I have shame about being at Pan Express? I fucking love Pan Express. Because you're a bitch. I don't know. You have shame around eating food. I don't know what it is. Allegedly. I don't know what it is. Well, I took the photo. That's why I lived with you for seven years and I never once saw you eating. I never came home and saw you eating.
So that means you probably would, you're just eating alone in a car. He heard your keys and he would hide the food. Yeah. It's like when we, when we lived together, I was dead broke. I could not afford even Panda Express. The one thing I would eat was like a sleeve of saltine crackers with summer sausage. Hey,
We'll see. Blake, that's the crazy thing, dude, because we were also living in the same place, paying the same amount of rent. Neither of us had parents that were helping us out. How was I able to eat food? I didn't eat summer sausage and saltine dinners. Here's the other thing. If you recall, I was a food delivery driver. I would eat at my work. Okay. I thought you were going to say you would take a bite. You ever take a bite?
No, but if like the order was like a mess up or whatever, definitely is not coming back to the shop. And you mess up by spitting in it? Be like, oh, they're spitting this one. They're spitting this one. Should I eat it? It's a bagel. Your guys' opinion. If someone is a delivery person and they take some of the food, scumbag or just person? What kind of food is it? Doesn't matter. Not theirs. Total scumbag. Total scumbag.
Total scum. Yeah, I don't like that. I think if someone paid for the food, they should have all of their food. Yeah, that's totally fucked up. That actually breaks code. And as a delivery driver, that is...
extremely frowned upon and against. I'm glad you guys stand for something. Thank you. Yeah, Durr's, I feel, is leading the other way. Death penalty. No, no, no. Death penalty. Take some of the food. Death penalty. Absolutely not. Death by Oonga Bunga. Like, steal fries, I think, would be the number one thing. Right. Okay. I might have done that. Oh, wait, wait. I might have done that. Death by Oonga Bunga. Well, I mean, I'm saying, like, if it, like, fell out of the container...
If it like shook loose, like, well, dude, if it's the containers closed, like shook into my mouth. Okay. So you say a fry is fine? A fry is fine. And here's what about, what about a chicken fry? You're pressing it, but maybe. But it's like the same as like, if you go to a restaurant and you sit at a table that hasn't been bussed yet and there's fries there, you can't eat the fries. What if it's like potato wedges? And so there's not that many.
It's a large fry. Fries are communal. So wait, so you were going to a table that hasn't been bussed yet. Correct. And there's a whole basket of fries. They've
coughed all over these fries. There's no like a child had like stuck it up his nose, put it back in the fry basket. Then you know, those fries. No, there's a reason that you have had this cold for weeks and weeks is you're disgusting, bro. No, no, no, no, no. And yes, I did do this recently, but it was it was before I had this cold. It might have been. Yeah, it might have been really around that time.
Wait, so what'd you get at Panda? What did I get at Panda? I actually got a responsible order. You got a orange chicken and what? The power greens. The veggies. I get a bowl.
That's my responsible order. Can I tell you something? What? You're already getting the fucking orange flavored chicken. He's not, dude. He's not. He just admitted he got fucking power greens. With orange chicken on top. It's a killer combo. The reason I pose the question as, okay, you got orange chicken and what, is because you can't go and not get the orange chicken. Okay, I agree. I thought Blake didn't, and I was so ashamed. But also, even as shameful as getting orange chicken on top,
On lettuce? Yeah. It's not lettuce, dude. It's like kale, cabbage, broccoli. You canceled it out already. It's delicious. No, no, no, no. It's actually kind of a healthy meal. Dude, this is, and not to keep harping on the low T, but this is such a low T move. Pizza, pizza. What? It's such a low T move.
Why? And the fact that you're shocked by it. Yeah. Why? What is wrong with eating greens? Power greens. We're not at Panda Express, dude. Not at Panda Express. They're good, dude. They're delicious. And it's actually kind of healthy. It's not. I'm not going to say that they aren't good or delicious. But what I'm saying is. Oh, man. You guys are driving me nuts. It's too late. It's too late, dude. You ate the orange chicken. That is a day's worth of calories right there.
Unless you're getting like raw broccoli with it, like it can't even be steamed or cooked or anything. Guy. Player. There's a big difference between 300 calories and 2,000 calories. Look at us when you talk to us. He's afraid. Don't you look away. Look at me. Yeah, you're afraid, homie. If we were in person, I would sit in your lap, okay? What? Wait, what? That's not what I meant. Why? That's not what I meant. All right. I said I'd look at you.
directly in the eyes all right here's the deal there's a huge difference between getting a panda bowl with power greens and orange chicken and then getting the the two entree plate which is going to be half chow mein half rice orange chicken broccoli beef that's when daddy's really hungry okay which by the way you've never you've never gotten that order i've gotten that
several times in my life. Not by yourself, dude. Not by yourself. You don't know what I do by myself. Dude, I know what you do. I hang out with Isaac. I go to Van Express. Dude, I know what you do. I know what you do by yourself and that is...
eat power greens or nothing. Or you just swallow a bunch of air and then go to the bar. If you're going to do a meal with greens, that's the meal. It's like hitting McDonald's and getting a salad and a Big Mac. Well, the salad shakers, I mean, those were really good. Do you remember the McDonald's salad shakers? No. I need to do the...
Although I did eat McDonald's. I think I told you guys this. Driving up to Oregon, I had McDonald's for the first time in months, in years. And the chicken sandwich was fucking flames. It was good. I told you, dude! Did you tell me? You told me? Yeah, of course. Of course. But the fries were garbage. Fries were garbage. I think we did talk about that. We did, because they don't use beef anymore, and they fucked it up. Yeah, yeah. They fucked it up, man. Fries are trash. What did I eat the other day? I ate at a
I texted you, Blazer. What? A picture of Van Damme on the wall. Yeah, where was that? What burger was that? Burger.
Burgers never say die? Not burgers never say die. Burgers she wrote? Not burgers she wrote. It's a new place. It's a chain. For the win. For the win. Thank you. For the win burger. Very good burger. There's a lot of smash burgers around LA. I'm personally a burgers she wrote guy, but there are very a lot of delicious options. The smash burger thing drives me crazy because that was just what we in Chicago called a burger.
This is your corner burger place. They were all made like that. Okay. Like smashed with the iron and shit? Yeah. That was just how you got a burger. Shout out Bill's. You're a monster. And Evan's didn't. And I like them sometimes. But also I like a big plump, juicy, give me all that meat.
A big kahuna burger. Cheeseburger. So you like a big patty now? A beefy patty? I do. I like all cheeseburgers. But, you know, there's so many Smashburgers. I'm like, well, what about the classic backyard barbecue? Here's what I'll say about Smashburgers. Okay? You can't really have a bad one. They're all, like, equally delicious.
But when you get like a burger burger that's very good, it's set apart from the rest. But I feel like that is correct. Smash burgers are all kind of the same deliciousness. Yeah. Thank you. It comes out of the bun a lot. Isaac says, I thought Blake likes Hamburger Mary's, which is the gay burger place in West Hollywood. Yeah. Isaac has a lot of really funny jokes. And you know what? Just for that, we're going to lunch there, Isaac. Okay. Okay.
Really funny stuff. I will say Hamburger Mary's was when I first moved to LA. I was driving around with my parents and we were driving through West Hollywood because I didn't know where they should stay and I just picked the Ramada Inn in West Hollywood which is the gayest hotel. You guys found the guy with the white cowboy hat? Yeah, it was painted pink and there's rainbow flags out front. The best.
Yeah, Blake, I see he wears a skirt and kind of walks in front of the hotel. Something like that. But we were stuck in traffic and we were right by the Hamburger Mary's.
Hardcore gay porno was playing on the television screen. At Hamburger Mary's? At Hamburger Mary's. It was at night. Oh, yeah. Dude, West Hollywood is tight. It's a good time. And I'm a little pissed that we never have gone out there as a crew and just tore up West Hollywood. I feel like we have. I think that'd be fun.
you know what i've never done that i really would actually love to do is go to like the gay pride parade in west hollywood i've never done that as a lost is a fucking nightmare yeah parking's probably crazy it's like any other thing like that where you're just like this is a lot yeah i know but i would like to at least go once it seems like a good time yeah isaac you gather you and isaac uh i feel
I feel like you guys can sort it out. Hey, Blake, any take-backs, any apologies, any other chance? No, I would love to do a double down. I would love to go to a gay pride parade in West Hollywood. I think that would be... Any take-backs, apologies, or double downs? I would love to double down, man. Yeah, we should add double downs. I feel like we're doubling down a lot lately. And if you guys want to come with me, I would love to go with you guys. I think that would be really fun. I would go if we could ride a float and be part of it and fuck. Okay, cool.
Sorry. Let's go, dude. No, no, no. I said. I didn't mean that. It doesn't have to be that, but it would be cool. If we can ride a float and suck. Whatever. Jesus. Oh, Jesus. What the fuck? I'm down. That's not what I meant. Dude. When in Rome. Yeah! When in Rome. Have you met Rome? Oh, you know, you brought up a Jean-Claude Van Damme. I just finished this audio book called The Last Action Heroes. Mm-hmm.
And it's the triumphs, flops, and feuds of Hollywood's last action stars. And it follows, you know, obviously Arnold and Stallone, Steven Seagal, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, Dolph Lundgren, Bruce Willis, and all of those. Happy birthday, Chuck Norris, by the way. Oh, what is it? It was, I think, yesterday. And it just follows them from, like, the beginning of their careers to,
through the end of when the action genre sort of died off 2001 yeah it was it's sort of uh no it's a it lasted through the 90s and what's the one where they're all in it together expendables expend yeah that's probably 91 i think i would never do it i think expendables is kind of like the tip of the last gas yeah yeah um
But it was really cool. That sounds awesome. Yeah, it was fucking awesome. I loved it, dude. The last action hero. So if you drive a lot, check that out. I love that. And here's my question, though. Is...
fucking chris hemsworth and these marvel guys are they action heroes nope well i mean yes but it's aren't they filling that space he said yeah but you're going well yes well the way that they explained in the book and i agree with the guy you have to do a ton of cocaine is a nick d simulant uh yeah i'm sticking with that pronunciation uh
Good old Nick Similand. You're not going to see a Chris Hemsworth movie. You're going to go see Thor. I agree with that. And that is the difference. With an Arnold movie, you are there because it's Arnold. Right. But I think we're in a different era where IP took over movie stars. So that's across the board. There's very few people you go to see a them movie.
You know what I mean? For me, it's all, yeah.
Yeah, we love Timmy. Timmy! And it's not like they're not making action movies anymore. They just go straight to the fucking back corner of the streaming thing with Liam Neeson skull-fucking some guy on a yacht for stealing his daughter. Yes, sir. That movie's sick, dude. You guys seen that one? Yeah, that's a movie Blake can get behind. Skullfucker 3? You ever see that? I would watch it. Any double-downs? Any double-downs, Blake? I love the premise.
I love it. No, but it is interesting that like we still have action movies and they're, they are still like the biggest movies, but they're under the guise of like fucking Marvel or whatever. Yeah. It's all Marvel. Well, what's do we have? Wait, wait, you guys, were we talking running man and you guys had never seen running man? No. When we were on Boston with the boys or whatever. Yes. That was the other boys. But you guys have seen it. Yes. We've seen it. We've seen it. Yeah. Yes. Of course.
He's the best. We've seen it. We're old. They were younger, so they hadn't. And one last thing to end this on, or not. Die Hard or Predator? Pick one. Die Hard. I'm going Predator. I'm going Predator. All right. And now is another episode of This is Important. I'm going to come. This is Important.
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