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Today on This Is Important. If you're busy blowing yourself, it's a lot of effort to detach yourself from what's happening. And not everything sexually pleasurable is comfortable, you know? I think it would be harder to think when you're slobbing on your knob like corn on the cob. Let's go! Let's go!
Oh my gosh. Here we go. I eat because I'm unhappy. What is... Oh, really? Wake up! Wake up! Gentlemen, gentlemen. Are you just hitting keys over there or do you eat because you're unhappy? Actually, I wouldn't say. No, I wouldn't say that's the reason I... Do you think he doesn't eat because he's unhappy, Adam? Yeah, yes, that is right.
Remember when we were in New Orleans and Blake kept going, we got to eat again. And it was like the one meal that we had together. I will say that was my favorite meal. So it just meant like every day, every day he was like, oh, we got to eat again for the one meal that we had.
I eat because I'm unhappy. That was my favorite meal. So that means some days you don't eat? Which meal? Fourth meal. We ate a meal together every day that we were together. The best one was when we went to get the po' boys. That was my favorite one. Trombone shorty. Yeah, that one was rad. Okay. That was delicious. Yeah, that one was sick. What about the
the fried chicken. Did you end up... Were you even eating when we got fried chicken? Or were you just having a couple fries? Yes, I'm the one who spotted the place, and the place is called Willie's. Hang on a second. By the way, Willie's is a... Willie's isn't like a... Oh, Willie's. Willie's is a...
A fast food. Okay. And I would say bad most of the time. Say it. No, no, no, no. You must have got a good bag. He goes, I spotted it. It was next to the hotel. Yeah, and it's also on Bourbon. Eagle Eyes. It's on Bourbon Street, dude. It's not a spotting. Every driver we had said, Willie's is the place. And also, there's a huge...
Lil Wayne head in there, like just on the wall. It's very cool. They play music hell loud. They have daiquiris. It's all you. It's the best. I will say the handful of times I've eaten at Willie's. Okay. It's not good. And when I eat there, it's usually like 3 a.m. You're stumbling back to your hotel. You're a canesman. I'm a canesman. And it's not that good. I think you, if I remember correctly, went to.
Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. And so they probably had a good batch come out. A fresh batch come out. Exactly. He was like, let me get your first batch. Yeah. And let me tell you, it was delicioso. I enjoyed it. Thank you. I enjoyed it. I'm your friend. This is what I'm talking about. When I'm saying feel free, the little thing that I'm taking and you guys ask me, what are you talking about again? It's the little blue bottle. Uh-huh. This is it. This is it.
This is the feel free. I don't even remember asking you. Well, we were. So feel free to skip explaining it. What are we talking about? Do whatever you want, man. It's the Kratom shit that he takes and he's addicted. Is this another sponsor? No, this is not a sponsor. This is on his way. I wish it was a sponsor. What are we doing? No, this is feel free. This is the I mean, it's like a fucking drug, dude. And when I posted that, I'm taking it.
Because there's no caffeine. So this is my get around for not drinking a lot of caffeine. What is it? It's like Kratom. I'm still going to send it. Kratom. It's like Kratom. People, we kind of discussed it last time. Some people think it's like highly addictive. Some people that crawled, crawled into my DMs. And they're like, oh, dude, I fell off the wagon and it was all Kratom's fault. And then, and then.
And it sort of led me to believe that maybe these are the type of people that easily would fall off the wagon because I'm loving it, dude. I'm loving it. I just want to party. But yeah, to be fair. So just for my clarification, what is it? I don't remember talking about it. So they say essentially it's like a mix between like an Adderall and...
And when they say that, those people have not taken either of those drugs. Because it's not. But it does. It gives you like a little sense of euphoria and a little get up and go. Like you're ready. So is this like a gas station pickup? Yes, it's readily available at gas stations. Or is this like a Whole Foods pickup? You used to be able to send it to your house, and now you're not allowed to. Oh, wow.
It's getting a little bit more illegal. Thanks, Trump. Thanks, RFK. No more. That's why you like it. You feel like you're on the edge again? I'm a little bit of a bad boy.
I like that. I love your bad boy era. I didn't mean to hijack and talk feel free. And so you drink this for a pick-me-up. This is your replacement for an energy drink? Yeah, an energy drink or a coffee. And you take a little scissor of this and it's fucking good, dude. And why does this thing that's illegal to mail pass the sniff test for what you're not allowed to have? Because it's too new? It's too new to be on the list? Yeah, it's too new.
They did not tell me anything about this. And I actually brought it up to my doctor. And he was like, I've never heard of it. I don't know. I've never heard of that. And I'm like, green light. Green light. He looks up from his clipboard. He's like, I've never heard of it. The door just closes. You just hear the door close. Your hat is spinning in the air.
I love that. Say less. I love that shit. Nurse, did you see Adam Devine? He ran out saying, say less. Feel free. And what's so funny is this, this thing is two servings. Oh, wow.
So you can't even take one. Not for you. Not for me, dog. Oh, man. There's no way you don't finish that shit. Ain't no way. Well, I'm glad to hear you're not addicted. It's not addictive, dude. It's not addictive. That's amazing. I mean, it probably is. It probably is. Drink responsibly. I think I just don't have that. I mean, I do have an addictive personality, but not that addictive. Wake up! Not that addictive. Not that strained. I do love the idea of Adam driving with Chloe and then being like, honey, let me just
Let me run into the 7-Eleven real quick just to see if they have it.
I'm not going to buy it. I just want to see what's funny is you, you have to look up like store locators and it's, they're always in the shittiest gas stations you've ever, like not the name, not the name brand shit. Like, like the real down and dirty dog. Adam is in bed late at night, just on there going, it's 2.2 miles away. I could go get it right now. They're open. I wouldn't want one at bedtime. It would keep me up, dude. Yeah.
Yeah, but Adam, we've established you have a hate-hate relationship with sleep. You don't want to sleep. You want to stay. You want to go. Yeah, you do. Daddy's go juice. Yeah. Well, I'm a father now. Can't nobody hold you down. Okay, I do responsible things like Kratom, okay? Is it real? Not those irresponsible things like...
Go juices. Yeah, yeah. Is that irresponsible now? A little bit. Are you turning your back on go juice? Well, I did have, I will say I've had my first go juice in something like maybe a year. Maybe my first go juice in a year. I had it yesterday.
Because I did the Jennifer Hudson show. It's like a daytime talk show. You have to have all kinds of energy. Yeah, you got to be tapping. And I drove up from Orange County. So I'm sluggish, ruggish, bone. I'm hanging. I forgot about that member of Bone Thugs. Sluggish? Go ahead. Yeah, the one that cares. Lazy, crazy, I'm sluggish. Sluggish, ruggish. Hello, I'm sluggish.
So is that the one where they make you walk down the... Oh, dude. It's been going viral where you have to like dance down the like chanting. Oh, dude. And I was dancing like such an asshole. I was dancing so hard, dude. Wait till you see me dancing. Did I drop into a...
Here we go. This is how it starts. I know. I can't help myself. Did you fucking tear your stomach lining or something? What happened? I didn't. I didn't. I am in more pain today than I was yesterday.
the previous few days. So I think... Dude, this is 40. I think that might have something to do with it. Oh, no. I think. Yeah. I think. And by the way, this is not a thing that you are, like, stretching to do. No, no, because I'm never planning... You just go back and try it. I just...
I was like, I did one where I'm just sort of shimmying down and then I got, and they're like, go back. They're like, that sucked. Wait, wait, they do two takes? Take two? Pull the curtain. Yeah, no. And they were like, and so I'm like, okay. So I, I, I kind of jog back a little bit and then I'm like doing a little crazier dance move. And then the
The hype of the crowd kind of got to me. And they're like, you know, chanting my name and stuff. And then I'm like, I got to give the people what they want. Did they say go Adam, go Adam? Yeah. What song did they sing? It was like an Adam chant. They were chanting my name in a fun way. Yeah, but they're usually chanting it. It was like, go Adam, go Adam, go. Go Adam, go Adam, go. Oh, so it was the Ninja Turtles 2 song. Oh, yeah. That would get me to do it. It's go Ninja, go Ninja, go. Maybe it was.
I think maybe I might have made that up, but it was a version of that. Okay. A little Rob Van Winkle. I love that. So you will see that. I don't know when it comes out, but yeah. So I dropped in, did a...
the split squat, uh, split squat, split squat. And now, and you've been drinking feel free ever since. What is it? What is just this? The, the jazz splits. I did a jazz classic jazz split. Yeah. My man is doing some jazz, uh, some jazz split. I like it. Well, cool. Well, that sounds fun. That sounds like a fun and Jennifer Hudson. Very fun. Very fun audience. My parents were in the crowd. Oh, hell yeah. Uh,
So obviously my mom got some stage screen time. And then my mom was like, can I meet Jennifer? And goes on stage after we're done with our little segment. My mom, you know, we take a photo with Jennifer. And then me and my dad are being taken off the stage. My mom just...
the, uh, Gary Cannon, who's the, um, the warmup guy is a comic. And I know, I know him. I've known him for years. Oh yeah. And, uh, he's going like, give it up for Adam Devine and his mom, Penny. My mom does not get off the stage. She's just standing there basking in the glory of the crowd, dude. Uh,
It feels good. I mean, it made you do the fucking split squats. I mean, I would watch a daytime, Penny Divine daytime show would be incredible. I would too. That would rock. That's kind of fun. You guys should
Adam, keep that one in the pocket. Blake, don't. You're right. You're right. Blake, what would your... Do you think you'd succumb to the chance of go, Blake, go, Blake, go? I'm going to come. And what are you doing? I have seen these videos that were taught. For people who haven't seen them, before the Jennifer Hudson show, before you come out, you basically do like a soul train line where you pull out all your dance moves. And just watching...
Stars have to do this gives me great anxiety because I'm like... You said stars. You're a star in my eyes and in all of America's eyes. Yeah. Thank you. Because I don't think I have...
the dance moves to break out for that. I'm like, you do the walk like the Egyptian hands, and then where do you go after that? Well, Blake. Tootsie roll? Thank you. You steal a few of my moves. You do the tornado. You do the hands up, the spin around. Not the butterfly. But that's you. He can't do that. You, Adam, let's keep it real. If you saw Blake do that on a Jennifer Hudson viral tunnel walk,
on his first take? Yeah, you're right. You'd have some words. Yeah, you'd be like, hey, can I talk to you? You'd save it for the pod. But if I saw it, I know that if the dance moves are a little whack, they make you do it again. And this is a second or third go around. And my boy Blake dug in the crate. Yeah.
Found a vintage Adam Devine tornado twist. Not that vintage. This is the way. I feel like I saw it very recently. Yeah, but dude, I've been dusting this one off. This one's been back since middle school days, dude. Yeah. I feel like I would allow Blake to take that move. You would bless me? Yeah. That's so cool. I like having a friend who allows us to. Thank you. That actually, like knowing that you have to retake it if you don't come with enough.
Pizazz is kind of crazy. I don't like it at all. I got to put on a fake dance. I got to take on your energy. I'll bring my energy. Don't worry about my energy. I see you walking head down, and then they're like, okay, you got to play along a little bit. They're like, okay, you're not allowed on Jennifer Hudson. No, no, no. I do little Obama fist bumps. Well, Ders knows you've done the daytime dance.
talk show. It's a different energy than a nighttime talk show. Daytime talk shows, you gotta... These women are at home. They're vacuuming. They're taking care of a couple kids. They're screaming. They need a little pick me up and they want a little jolt. They want a little jolt of the home. They do. Hello!
Feel free to. Yeah. And I get it because I know it's ladies who clap like this a lot. Okay. Okay. Small, small, right in front of the chest. They're really excited to see these people. Small, right in front of their chest, three inches apart, clapping. But I just am like, and so if I'm not Mr. Dance Guy, I'm a bad person now? Yeah. No, I don't know if you're a bad person. I just think they want the energy to come out of the tunnel walk. And I gave it. I mean, like I said, the
the feel free hadn't kicked in. I literally was slurping it down when they're like, okay, they need you. And I go, where's the, where's the feel free? We're not addicted. It's not, I'm not addicted. Give me the feel free. Give it to me. I can't go out. I can't go out and give me the feel free. I don't feel free. You're like freaking Jesse from a saved by the bell. And I, I slurped down the feel free and, and by the way, I had a go juice. So I was, I was, I was double, I was double stacking.
Jesus. And it wasn't firing yet. I chugged the go juice and then they're calling me and I'm like, I don't feel. I don't feel it. I don't feel it. I need another one. It's not working. And then I hit the feel free and then I made my way out. And I'll tell you what, that first go around, I didn't feel it. By that second one, phew.
Baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby. Yeah. That's when you start doing the splits. Yes. That is when I tear my groin. Somebody help!
Help me! Yes, it does. It hurts to take deep breaths today, but I don't need to take deep breaths. Okay. Just take little baby ones. So, shattered pelvis. Well, cool. I look forward to that. The sternum. I'm looking forward to that. Is that to promote... And you're doing this because you're pushing final season Righteous Gemstones. Hell yeah. The Righteous Gemstones final season. Yeah, baby. Season four. Yes. Yeah. Kung Nei! Season four. I'm the...
Very gay. Very gay dude. I know. My wife watched the trailer and she's like, wow, you're
so gay you're so gay and I'm like yeah my character is fully out now and she's like well did you have to go that gay and I'm like well I don't know that my cousin when he came out he went from zero to gay hero like overnight wow dude that feels good yeah it feels good to be out of the closet it's a you shed you shed the straight you shed your hetero shell yes it's gone that's
That's cool. We did this in Game Over Man with Blake's character. Yes, yes. By the end of the film, there was a freedom to it. Yeah. Like a feel-freeness. There might have been a few think pieces about it, but yes, there is a freedom. Yeah.
They're like, why does he have to be gay? I'm like, he doesn't have to be. He doesn't even have to be anything. Nobody has to be straight. What are we doing here? No one has to be anything. Who gives a fuck? Do you love him? Yeah, I'm so sick of think pieces. Like, just some fucking guy that works at some dumbass blog.
magazine, I guess, or it used to be a magazine. Now it's only online because magazines don't exist. And it's just him having to think about shit, having to have a think piece. He's got to get the clicks. He's got to get the clicks. He's got to drum up the base. So many people are thinking it's crazy too much. By the way, Adam, I do like the idea that you went so gay on the show so that like whenever Chloe's like, you're so gay, you can be like,
Why don't you straighten me out? Why don't you make me not gay? Thank you. Why don't you straighten me out? I've been dropping some bombs here earlier. Sluggish, rugged bones. Straighten me out. Yes, points! I get no points. Straighten me out is gold. I'm sorry. I was just laughing at the thought of it.
You telling your wife to straighten you out. That's why you took the role. Well, baby, it's not why I took it. It's why he's amped it. Well, dude, I Danny's so damn funny. He goes, my character was a closeted gay man from the very first episode. And I asked him the first episode. I was like, I don't know. I don't know if you are or not. And then throughout the seasons,
I've become progressively more out there, you know, gay. And you pull that curtain back. And Danny swears to God. He's like, you know, I didn't know that you were going to be gay. It was how you played it and your relationship with Tony Cavallaro. There you go. And then it brought it out in the writer's room. We just wrote to what you guys were doing. And I'm like, what, dude?
Dude? Yeah. He just saw you guys working out like on off days and he's like, yeah, I think I know where to take this character. Well, dude, you gotta have a workout buddy. You gotta have a workout buddy. I don't know. Right. Well, and it was cool how Adam would take his hand and lead him to the next rack or whatever. Yeah. You don't have to hold hands in the gym. Come over here. We're gonna do some preacher curls. Spot me? Preacher curls. Spot me again? You're just getting a smoothie. Spot me though? Mm.
Yes, points! Why are there two straws in this smoothie? It's just easier, dude. Relax. Let's do it. We're back!
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Yeah, so last season, last season of The Righteous Gemstone. So yeah, doing a bunch of press, doing Jimmy Kimmel here soon. Oh, cool. Yeah, you know. Always fun. Hell yeah, baby. It's nice not to have to go to New York to get to do it close, close to home, you know? L.A., baby. We love it. L.A., baby. Love it. Blake, you like L.A.? I do. I'm a fan. I'm a fan.
I think LA is a wonderful place to live. We've got some great weather, great people, lots of creatives in one place. Nothing shoots here, but that's okay. Well, you know what does? Did you guys tune in? Adam.
Have you watched my Jeopardy episode yet? Come on, bro. Come on, bro. I'm so sorry, dude. Gotcha, bitch. Come on. My family's here. What the? And we all would have loved to watch it together. We're going to watch it together tonight. I promise you this. I have to write a note. Come on.
Come on. It exists. It's out there. I have to write a note for myself. And I can see it on Hulu. You can see it on Hulu now. Dude. Just set a little phone reminder. It's fun for the whole family. I watched it. Thank you, Wonders. Thank you.
As a Scandinavian? Oh, man. You broke my goddamn heart. Oh, my goodness. Adam. There's only two guys. I know. It's Eric the Red. It's Leif Erikson. I know. I know. And you say those two names, and I don't know...
I really kind of like, I know Eric the Red, he's a Viking, right? Yeah. He's like the one Viking. There's two Vikings in the realm of history that you need to know. And those are the two. Who's the other one? Leif Erikson. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff the Brown. Jeff the Brown and Eric the Red.
Hold on, bro. Hold on, bro. Yes, points! I don't think so. Come on. But Leif Erikson, I thought he was a pop star from like the 70s. I did too. No, that's Leif Gerrard. That's Leif Gerrard.
So these men are named Leaf? Yeah. By the way, Leaf, strong name. I did on my list of names that my dad wrote down, Leaf was on there. Really? Yeah. Okay. Very shagadelic. Did your dad name all three of your children? Is that what happened? Your dad made a list and you plucked the names from that list? My children?
Yeah. Yeah. You said. No, no, no. The list for my name. Oh, for your name. You could have been Leaf. Yeah. You would make a really good Leaf. The list is wild, dude. Ragnar is on there. Ragnar's hard. Leaf is on there. Ragnar's too hard. Do you think I would even be close to comedy if my name was Ragnar? Well, dude, you couldn't be. With a name like that, you couldn't be.
That's not funny. I don't even like to joke about the idea that I wouldn't joke about that. There's a baby Ragnar in my child's aqua tots swimming class. Okay.
Say less. Aquatots, baby. And this man who swims with him. His father? His father is 6'6". 260? 280 maybe? Like big man. I'm picturing it. Like really is leaning into his vikiness. They all do. Are you in character? Grew an enormous beard. Like it's just he
He's standing out of the water, but it swept the top of the water, so it's just always dripping. Right. His beard is always dripping. What's his name? I didn't catch it. Brian. Because you only say your baby's name. What is he? Just a big-ass water polo player? I don't know. No, he's not. There's no water polo happening here. This guy's built like a brick. No, no, but I meant he maybe. That guy doesn't float. Okay. Okay.
And you're doing, you're doing the thing where like babies get dropped in water, like in their clothes and you like snap. No, I wish. Yes.
Fucking disaster, my guy. You're like in the water with them and you like teach them to roll over and you like are holding them and you like swoop them under the water and they come up. Yeah, like hold them under for like three seconds. But they're not in their clothes. They're not in their clothes. That's good. They're butt naked. I thought the like graduation ceremony was like you drop them in the water in their clothes. That's a certain...
school this is just like teaching them to be comfortable with water at an early age and like basically teaching them how to swim as early as you possibly can important this is important yeah i love it dude my homie torpia did that and his kid is the like the best swimmer in illinois now oh yeah that shit's important he had him going from like under one like you're doing yeah we're we're i think we started at nine or ten months and uh boy just turned one not my damn kids no
Fucking soccer. Goddamn soccer. Boyd turned one. Yes. Blake was there. Ders was out of town or else he would have been there. This is true. Happy birthday, Bo.
Big boy. Kyle. I know he was in town. I got no response. Did not get a response. That's why. Didn't hit me back. Didn't hit me back. Yeah. Water trash. Friggin' see ya. Send him an invite. Wouldn't. Couldn't. Send him an invite. It was a very fun party. I was road tripping it going crazy. Oh, yeah. You were. Oh, did you stop by Anderson's pea soup by any chance? Can we get a. Drove by. Okay. Okay. And then you realized that pea soup. Yeah.
Sounds like a shitty thing to eat on a road trip. What? Dude, that's it. I'm sending you some freaking pea soup. You're going to lose your mind. It's really good, dude. With big ass cubes of ham in there. Dude, on a road trip?
Yeah, man. You got to get that soup in, man. I don't dislike soup. I like soup. I like soup. I don't believe you for some reason. But on a road trip, it doesn't seem like a thing you would quickly grab a cup of soup and hit the road. All right, well,
Right. I do like the idea of trying to drink soup as you drive with your knee. Oh, I thought that's what you're doing. You're grabbing it. No, no, no, no. This is not a quick stop. This is all you can eat pea soup. You're going to want to put some time in. You're going to want to put some time in. Yeah, baby. You keep going back. I feel like one cup is all I can eat. No, you're going to want a couple bowls, my guy. I wish I stopped there.
I did have one on the way up. I split it into like two days, like all night and then all the next day. And I had one like late night
past 10, 30 p.m. stop where I had to charge up and get food. And I went to a McDonald's for the first time in I don't know how many years. Wow. The cause of diarrhea. It's been a while for me either. I can't remember the last time I ate McDonald's. And listen, this isn't because I'm above fast food. No, no, no, no. I'm just not going to McDonald's. Chloe eats McDonald's once a week or at least. I got a spicy chicken sandwich. Delicious? Fucking good. Hell yeah. The fries? Yeah.
what do you think were the fries good they're great they're fantastic these fries were garbage really take that because i thought mcdonald's thing was their fries or like people love their fries they were i did too i was like give me that sweet sweet smell and uh didn't hit but then we found out that they were like putting beef fat in their fries and i think they have since changed it and the fries have have dipped a little bit because they're not
Stir it around. And they weren't that salty. They used to be so salty. I thought beef fat is what, I thought, well, who doesn't like beef fat? Vegetarian. Vegetarian. I forget, dude. I forget about them. Right. Yeah, you do. I really do. I forget about them all the time. Don't go to, hey, vegetarians, don't go to McDonald's. Don't go to McDonald's.
Hey, you'd be surprised. Uh,
Actually, I'm not basing it on anything. Now I'm just trying to say things with an accent that doesn't sound like him. What else? They got a double cheeseburger. They got a triple cheeseburger. If you want a quadruple cheeseburger,
Don't go to McDonald's. Your boobs are huge. Okay, you're winning me over, dude. Don't go to McDonald's. That's the whole thing. That's the whole thing. I understand why he's one of the biggest comics in the world after that, dude. I get it. You want Pepsi products? Don't go to McDonald's. Don't go to McDonald's. Really good, Durst. Really good. Guys, we're back!
Wow. Blake's child almost ruined my life by stealing the keys to my boat and throwing them overboard. Yeah.
well we should never leave you don't have a little floaty on your keychain he does on one but he doesn't on the other i don't i do have one and the other broke off those are like the coolest thing yeah it broke off it broke off okay hey don't go if you don't have a floaty on your keychain don't go in the water you need to replace that you can't have a key just sitting there with no no floaty on it you're
You're asking for trouble. Yeah. Look at Blake defending his child. I love it. I have to. I know. I know. But normally I don't have three-year-olds on my boat. Unattended. Unattended. Yeah.
Like you allowed your child to do on my phone. No, come on. Me and Isaac were there. We were just shotgunning beers. Yeah, just not watching the children. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I don't know how it happened. She just approached me with two keys in her hand, and I'm like, you got to put those back. That's wild. That's wild that she was able to get them, because it's kind of high up, and to get them off, I'm pretty impressed. She knows what she's doing. Dude, stop.
So I'm like, put them back. And then she put one back and then I heard it go like, ding, ding, ding, ding. And then, of course, it fell in the most like random little slit in the boat. We thought we had to like lift the seats, but it was a whole ordeal. We got it. They got it. They got it. Dude, out of all the random slits on the boat, this was the most random? Dude, you'd never know.
Boats have so many slits. It's crazy. Have you noticed how many slits are on your boat? Too many slits, dude. I never counted the amount of slits on my boat. Okay, well, you should. But I do know that there are many slits. What are you even doing? It's kind of crazy how many slits are on the boat. You don't count the amount of slits on your boat. Don't go to McDonald's. Don't.
I don't give a fuck. Honestly. Honestly, dude. Dude, I might have to fax him a joke. You got it. I might have to send him a joke. Hey, try this. Do you still have his number? Can we FaceTime him? Yeah, I think I do. Yeah. Fax him. I like to fax people jokes. Fax. Fax B. Honey. Sorry. Dude, my wife saved the birthday cake. And I'm like, dude.
The birthday cake? Why is everybody turning into Sebastian? And I'm like, who saves the birthday cake? This isn't McDonald's. I'm pissed now. It's easy to slip into. I get it. I understand why. How easily you slipped into it. It's easy to slip into. Tough to master. Easy to master.
She saved it, dude. Yeah, what's up with that? Just because in the end of the night... Oh, you're saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, I want a sweet little something. And then there's just a fucking delicious grade A birthday cake right there. And you're like, you know, I'm sort of paying...
homage to my son. I'm loving my son by eating his birthday cake. What are you doing? You got a fucking campaign homage. Get out of here. I love you. Knocking grandma. Your shirt off in the kitchen at 2 a.m. I do love it. It's homage. Dude, I gained 11 pounds while in...
new orleans over the one week i was six days i was there uh i can't stop eating i was like the weight's just gonna fall off because it's just you know beer weight i've i've lost like three pounds i've lost like three pounds it's falling off that's not falling that's not falling i still have nine pounds something like it might have fallen out when you did the splits the other day so what eight pounds i eat because i'm unhappy when you gain 11 pounds yeah
Are these different pants? These are. I was pretty skinny going into it.
And the pants is great. A little extra wiggle room where you put them on. You feel kind of good about yourself. I do not feel good about myself now in these pants. These pants are hanging on by a thread. I'm starting to dig out some other pants to be like, okay, if I have a big meal, I'm going to have to segue into these pants. And that's not a good feeling. Segue into the pants? Yeah. Yeah.
Blake, do you wear a belt? I wear a belt. I do. Blake doesn't have like a proper ass and thighs to hold it up. Well, you know, we're getting into it again. That's proper. That's your body shaming me. Yeah, I don't give a fuck about that. I'll body shame all day long. Stop, bro. But you don't wear a belt.
Adam, there's no belt happening in your world. No, I do not need a belt, dude. And what's up with that? What's up with that? I have no belt. My ass and thighs hold my pants up. They're not coming down. You know you could use the belt as an area to stun. Like, you know, you're a watchman of
a watch guy. What if you had a really, really nice belt? Nope. Oh, if you were a belt guy, I'm telling you the belt, the belt matches the watch. First of all, I don't want to be a belt guy. Why? That's not a thing that I didn't want to have ever on a roll. Come on. And here we, and here we are. That's, that's true. Come on. You're right.
You're right. You're right. I never say never. I don't see myself being a belt guy. Well, the thing is, if you're a belt guy, you know what you're doing. Razor Ramon was a belt guy. You know what you're doing. You're showing off your stems. Your stems. That's what you're doing. You're showing off your legs. That's what you're doing. So you try to distract from your lower half. Adam, everything is above the belt. If you have a belt, you're showing off your legs? Yes. That's taking a shine to the lower half. The lower region. Me, I'm trying to...
hide the lower half. Okay. I didn't realize that a belt... It does. It does. It's breaking you off into two segments. I'm going to break you off. It's breaking you off into two segments. I don't want anyone to realize...
I thought it was highlighting your dick because it's right there. It is. No, you're wrong. You couldn't be more wrong. You're way off. Right. It's like you can't see your dick at all. It's breaking you off into two sections. Sure. I want one flowing section so no one can tell that my lower half is the exact same length as my torso. And I'm very...
very awkwardly shaped. It's science. Okay. Isn't that good? No. To be the exact same length? No, you would want your legs to be a little longer. My torso's too long. Okay, wow, look at my guys. Maybe you're weirdly... I didn't realize that. And you don't wear belts! You can easily... You can, like, touch your elbows to the ground then? What?
Because your torso is so long? Your legs are tiny? What in the Jennifer Hudson tunnel did you do, brother? I'm saying that my torso and my legs are the exact same length. Oh my God. So I can easily bend over and touch the ground. It really has nothing to do with how flexible I am. It's the fact that my torso...
is the same length as my legs. Okay. And Durs is leaving. And Durs says his torso is longer than his legs, which I do not believe. He's bending over right now.
And you can touch your elbows to the ground. No, no, no, no. I thought you could because you said your torso is. Torso. Feel free. Feel free. I got it. I got to take a little more. Can anybody touch their elbows? Yeah, I've seen that. Can anyone touch their elbows to the ground? I could. I could. When I was in. Your elbows. Yeah. That's incredible. When I was like in eighth grade. The L part of your bow. Yeah. Yeah. This part. This part.
That's crazy. And now I can just palm it, but... That's legit. I feel like people can't even touch the floor with their fingertips. Well, and that's what I'm saying. I'm awkwardly shaped. I have... It's just... It's too... It's too... Like, grabbing my... But I don't think that's what makes your shape awkward, just so you know. Oh, my God. And Adam is...
Yeah, you just grabbed your toes like it was nothing. He just put his own cock in his mouth. Adam just sucked his own dick real quick. Dude, if you're on YouTube... Oh, you have no idea how many times I've tried. I think I do. Is it more than 10? You made us write it into Workaholics. Uh...
I don't know if it's more than 10, but it's more than five, I would say. Three to five times. I can do it. That was hard for you, though. That was very hard. I think I tore a ligament. Right. It's like two times before puberty and then three or four times after.
What'd you say, Ders? Sorry. I was just saying, like, trying to suck your own dick is like two times before puberty and then like three or four after. Where you're like, I got a little length here. I gotta check in. Yeah, you gotta try. The longer your cock gets, the more you're gonna...
Give it a shot. Every 10 year of birthdays, I like to try one more time. I feel like if I had, I mean, maybe not now because my body has broken, but I bet if I had an extra inch, if I had an extra inch, I could suck. I could suck my own cock. 69! 69!
One more inch, I do believe. At least kind of nibble. Yeah, if I had one more inch, that's what I'd be doing too. That's it. I'd be nibbling my tip. I'd be nibbling. I wish I had one more inch. Oh, yeah? You want to just be hitting it right?
You know, it's funny when guys are like, no, I would never. Dude, I would not do that. I'm like, it's very shagadelic. You don't have to jizz in your own mouth, obviously. But but, you know, you would. You would. You would. I mean, I think you would. I get a feel free. I guess I'm just like, yeah, I can slurp down a couple feel frees. You're feeling free. Fucking nibble your tip, man. Come on. Because like.
What? Is it even comfortable to do? Like, do you know what I'm saying? You work towards it. And not everything sexually pleasurable is comfortable, you know? Blake's smoking like he's got a fucking experience. You work towards it. Okay. Not everything that feels good is comfortable, you know what I mean?
Sometimes it's strenuous activity. Standing 69. Exactly. Everybody's coming. These are the hard-hitting cues that we answer here on This Is Important. This Is Important. We should get my dad in here to do another soundbite. We need some more drops. I don't know. I'm just going through the motions here and I'm like, am I realizing too much?
About us? No, no, no. Are you questioning the entire think-t-tee of the pod? Come on, man. You guys, I think I'm off the pod. No, I'm just like, if you're busy blowing yourself, it's a lot of like effort.
to detach yourself from what's happening. You need another four inches. No, not exactly. Adam's sitting back like, I think I figured it out. Not exactly. Wait, sorry. I understand what you're saying because when you're cranking down, when you're jerking off, you could easily think about...
what's like take yourself somewhere else or like watch porno or whatever you can you can go in this bank bank and you can be like okay this memory or whatever I think it would be harder to think when you're slobbing on your knob like corn on the cob that's what I'm saying sluggish bone sluggish sluggish bone and Adam as I said it and now I'm like yeah but then like you find like a move that
And you go, well, that kind of works. Finish him. Yeah, man. I'm sick. And then you go, yeah, like a BJ move. Like a self-BJ move. Something that, like, I'm getting that kind of works. Now that we're getting into the nitty-gritty about this. And, oh, Blake. Can you twist your tongue like that? All right. See, and that...
That, to me, makes me not want to do it. Can you not? That makes me not want to do it. So if you walked in on me like bent over doing... Training. What are you doing training? It kind of looks like... Yeah, it's kind of like when a dog kind of sucked its own dick. All right. That was... Take backs. Haven't you ever seen... Apologies or... Haven't you ever seen a dog just going after it? Come on, man.
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So anyways, here's my son's first birthday. Oh, okay. So with the cake thing, where you were saying save the cake, you're saying like it was just like as leftovers. You're not like freezing it. Like, you know, like people have their weddings and they... Although Adam's like... You can freeze cake? You can freeze cake, brothers. It keeps. What?
And it's so good. So this isn't like a... I know what you're saying, dude. You got to chuck it. This isn't like... No, no, no. We absolutely should have thrown it away right away. I've had cake for three nights in a row. Chuck it.
Like, cake. You gotta get rid of that. And it's good. The fuck am I doing? And it's fucking... I was trying to find the woman's name who made us this cake because it was so good. I'm like... Yeah. I'm like, this is too real. Yeah. Perfect. Lovano's was filming in the neighborhood the other day and stopped by with, like, donuts and coffee from Crafty. Oh, thanks. Just to, like, hang. And I was like, don't mind if I do. Oh, I'd love donuts. Crushed a donut, maybe two. And then he left, like, two or three. Mm.
And they've just been here. And I'm just, I go over the knife, you know, I cut a piece. I'm lying to myself. That's the trick with donuts, dude, is you take, you're like, I'm not going to have the whole thing. Then you cut off a, like a little, you know, a, a fourth and you're like,
It's just a little bite. And then fourth meal. Then in the little later in the day, you're like, well, I'm going to have a cup of coffee. So I might as well have a little. And then you and then later in the evening, you're like, it's just half a donut. It's not much. And then then you eat a donut.
Then you just had a donut. The biggest truth teller is when you're like, not going to finish it. Not going to eat that last one. Then you go in there later that night and it's gone. And you're like, who fucking ate that? Did I do that? Obviously, it's mine. Who ate my last bite? Or how about this? Have you thrown away donuts or cookies or whatever? I did. I had to. And then gone back in the trash and gone? Damn.
Trash donuts? Because I have. What? Are you racooning? No. I have, dude. Wow. You know what sent me over the edge when I was obese, when I was battling obesity on tour and after tour is when I had my last hip surgery and Adam Ray as recovery for my hip surgery gave me two dozen donuts. That's a psychotic amount of donuts.
That's it. That's crazy. For one person? He's a sweetheart. He's a good man. Yeah. Dr. Phil prescribed me some two dozen donuts. And so... I eat because I'm on hot. Then I'm like, I have all these donuts. I'm like, dude. And then Chloe's like, well, do you want me to throw them away? And I'm like, yes, throw them away. No. And then she throws them away. And I'm like, well, not... We should save some of them. She's like, okay, save the ones you like. And I'm like, well, let's just save all of them for now. And she's like, okay. And then... So now I have two dozen donuts.
I ate all of them, dude. And then finally when I got back to like the last like three or four and they're stale at this point because two dozen is an insane amount. Yeah, not even good. Yeah. Because they're the bready kind and not the doughy kind. No, they're the all kinds. They're the all kinds. You name it, it's a bagel. But it took me a couple weeks to get through two dozen. Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah, and so... Did you throw the garbage out?
Dude, so then we put it through them away. There was stuff on top of them that I took off. This is like it was in the appeals. It was gross. It
It was fucking disgusting. And I still ate the donut. Have we done this? Top three donuts? By the way, I'd like to call out Simply Sweet Cakes here in Orange County. They made my son's birthday cake. Okay. Simply Sweets Cake. Look at that. Jesus. That's elite level, dude. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. It is beautiful. What's the... I was on Is It Cake? I should know this. What is it? Fondit? Or what is that?
the frosting shit that you sculpt with. I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. It's a cake to me. It's the frosting that the frosting that you like sculpt. I will say, I thought that the basketball was cake. No,
Not cake. The outside shell was a frosting and then it was styrofoam. So I bit into a styrofoam and it wasn't delicious. Is it cake? But the rest of it was. It's science. Blake, give me your top three donuts, Blazer. Look at this child eating. Look at him. He's living his best fucking life. Yeah. I love that he had the Jack Nicholson sunglasses. Oh, yeah. My top three donuts. I love a maple bar, of course. Um,
I like anything like a blueberry fritter. Specificity helps. Blueberry fritter. Interesting. And then, you know, they're called crullers. They're like the ones that are like eggy in the middle. It's my number one. Very good stuff. Very yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. What are the... I like a bear claw. Mmm, delicious. I like a classic...
because they're very easy to warm back up and then they are, they can be old. They can be, I should have saved those for the end. Right. Because then you can warm them back up and they're immediately, they're back to the start again. Adam spritzes them with a little water. Just hose it down a little bit. You're saying just like a, Well, you think I'm joking. That does help. Okay. Okay. I know. But I hope, I hope you don't do it. Not old fashioned. You're saying like classic, like just the circle glazed.
Yeah, circle glazed. Yeah, yeah. Okay, gotcha. What is that? Not cake. And then I like, I mean, this is very specific, but there was like a graham cracker cake donut. Okay. Okie dokie. Okay. It was fucking delicious. From wherever Adam Ray got me these donuts from. Was it Voodoo? I'm not sure I can...
Was it Voodoo Donuts? I mean, maybe. Do they ship to Orange County, California? Voodoo Donuts? Yeah, the Voodoos are starting to pop up. They're starting to populate. Maybe it was. It was very specifically Portland, I think, but now it is. It was, yeah. Yeah, now it's all over the place. I remember. I remember being drunk standing in line at a donut shop at like 3 a.m. or 2 a.m. or whatever time. And...
And then just being kind of mad at us where I'm like, what are we doing? We fucking partied all night and now we're standing in line in the cold to get donuts. Like this is inappropriate. This is the way this is. You're above you're above that obesity. This is because I'm on. Would you like to get your top three off or what?
Not telling. Okay. My number one. My number one. Number one's got to be the crawler. Okay. Got to be the crawler. Okay, crawler boys. I like that. Because I never feel bad about it. Yeah, they're very light. They're very light and airy. There's a U in there? Crawler? I don't even, I would not know how to spell it. Crawler? Crawl. Like the movie Crawl.
I'm going to look up a crawler right now. Adam, it's a glazed donut, but it's a little more like eggy. Yeah, it's so delicious. I love it. That's my number one. Oh, yeah. Those are good. Those are good. You're not wrong. They look like monster truck tires. As the list goes on, these are the ones that bring me more shame. Okay. The next one has to be...
Just jelly. You lose! Oh, dude. What did I do? Jelly, dude. What did I do? No, I don't fuck with that. I don't fuck with jelly. Oh, you don't fuck with the jelly? I don't like powdered jelly. I like glazed jelly. Oh, you're saying powdered donut with jelly inside? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like a glazed jelly. A glazed jelly. Raspberry, strawberry, whatever. Number three, it's gotta be an eclair thing.
Like the long John stuff with the cream the fact that you know the names of all the And I'm a big French guy I guess cuz I'm up here with the crullers the eclairs Okay, yeah Mr. Yeah, it doesn't really do anything for me. I don't like a Boston cream. I like the long John shaped Yeah, the the bar
The bar. A little cream pie. With another inch. A little cream pie. This is the way. Absolutely. Well, hey. Yeah. I think I like Adam's top three a little better, but you have a lot of shit in the middle of yours, which is kind of weird. I don't even remember yours. Fuck off. It doesn't matter. It doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't matter. I remember. Is that donuts your favorite dessert? Because if we're just going desserts, dessert first. It's my favorite breakfast. I would have to go...
I would have to go either pie or cookies. Okay. Great ass. Okay. And what pie are we talking about here? Poon tang pie. Are we talking about hair pie? I would go. What are we talking about? I would have to put that first. Yes, points. No, I would go. I'm not. Donut pie. A Dutch apple.
A Dutch apple pie? Uh-huh. I'd like to see your Dutch apple pie. And then you put a little ice cream on it. I also like cherry cheesecake pie. What the hell? Cherry cheesecake. Is it a cheesecake or is it a pie? Pie. Isn't that just cheesecake? Yeah. I feel like you're cheating. Yeah, with cherry. Right. I know, but that's not a pie. We're off the rails. We're off the rails. Cheesecake's not a pie. Maybe.
Why isn't it? Oh, I guess you're right. I always considered it a pie. Why isn't it? It has a crust. Blake, stop. They would call it cheese pie. Well, that sounds gross. That sounds gross. Cheese pie sounds gross? Cheese pie doesn't sound as good as cheesecake. Cheese pie does not sound good, dude. No. Cheese pie does not sound good. Cheese pie sounds gnarly. You guys have been conditioned. You have been conditioned.
Free your mind. Feel free. Cheese pie. Okay. Hey, I look up is cherry cheese and then it filled in is cherry cheesecake a pie? I'm pissed now. And the answer is no? And I trust... What does Grok say? Yeah, no. No. AI says no. It says no. It says no. Yeah, it's cheesecake. Yeah. Okay. Oh, boy. You know what's good is cheesecake ice cream. Oh, no, no. And then Reddit says...
It is a pie. Oh, Reddit. Reddit doesn't know. Well, this is AI that answered the fucking question, dude. I don't trust AI. I trust AI over Reddit. No, dude. No, dude, because I use AI all the time to cheat on Wordle and...
You know, you guys play Wordle? No. We know what it is. Wow, dude. Oh, dude, I've been playing Wordle. It's very fun, but sometimes I like to cheat. What's the point of the game? That sounds like fun. That's a game you play against yourself. You're cheating yourself at that point. No, no, no, no, no. I go against my sister and my mother-in-law. And they've been on a real hot streak lately. So I'm going like, I can't let these bitches win. Yeah.
I can't. Interesting. I cannot. So is Cheesecake Pop. So then I use AI to figure it out. AI is so dumb, dude. It's so dumb. It just can't figure this shit out. And then I have to use my brain and then I figure it out.
Oh, yeah, the bitch. I don't like wordle because the first one is just a random guess. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like that. Yeah, you have your go-to word that you start with that you think is a good word using a lot of... What's yours? What's your go-to? Water. Nice, dude. That's kind of my go-to. You love water? My guy loves water. So I kind of don't think AI is right because is cheesecake considered a cake or a pie? It is based... It is...
a baked filling inside a crust. So it is a pie. It is a custard pie. There we go. Are you still in character? I think... By the way, cherry cheesecake is interesting as opposed to...
What are we saying? Strawberries? Who cares? I'm a cherry boy. I'm a cherry- Dude, you know what, Blake? I fucking care, dude. Yeah. We're talking about desserts. I know. Blake, I said Dutch apple. I said cherry cheesecake. I've got a feeling Blake's a key lime pie guy. I love key lime pie. If it's- Usually it's very good at like a- You're kind of a key lime pie as a human. Really? Why? Because you imagine me- I think so. Living on a boat in the Keys, in the Florida Keys? No, because I would take a spoon and I would chew up. Oh, God. I don't know.
Goodbye. Oh, God. Well, you're a little zesty, dude. You're a little. You got a little graham cracker crust to you. You're a little zesty. Okay. I love a good key lime pie. They're usually very good at steakhouses. Oh, man. Give it to me.
They're like, and sir, what steak would you like? But you don't give it to you because you're not at steakhouses because you don't eat food. No, I don't. No steak. I do. I don't love, I don't love steakhouses. I'm not a super steak guy. I lean more towards the pork chop. Sure. But,
They usually have those at a steakhouse. That's what I usually order. It's a pork chop or like a little chicken or something. Or a wedge salad. I love learning about you guys. We're still learning. I've known you so long and I'm still learning. We're still learning because we never listen. We never listen to each other. We spent 10 years kind of being like, yeah, but no, I have this thing from my childhood. No, dude. Listen to my favorite donut.
And it's like, what was mine? I don't remember. I have no idea. I have no idea. And hey, by the way, mine will change tomorrow because I kind of just make shit up. I kind of make shit up. I love you guys. I don't remember half the stuff we talked about. Yeah. No, me neither. People will come up and bring up very specific stuff about the show. And I won't know. I won't know what the hell they're talking about. They'll bring up an episode and I kind of will be like,
I sort of remember that. I don't really remember this story that well. You're like, I have a one-year-old. I don't give a fuck. I'm a dad. You're like, I have that. Okay, and we're on the roof drinking beers? What the hell? Okay. Doesn't sound funny to me. I don't like that. That sounds dangerous. Yeah.
Seems like a time for story. And then people come up about the podcast. They'll talk about the podcast and talk about it. And I'm like, this is even worse. We're just verbal diarrhea up here. We've done 200 plus episodes. I don't know what the fuck we've talked about. I remember a lot. And then when people kind of give a shit, me.
give me shit for retelling a story. I'm like, dude, we've been doing this for, it'll be five years now. That's crazy. Yeah. I think in a few months, it'll be five years. That's crazy. That shit's important. Which is insane. We're all visibly older. It's really been fun. My hairline is getting crazy. Is it? It looks good. You guys look better than ever. No, no, no. By the way, I got a haircut the other day and my kid, I picked him up from school, my three-year-old, and he goes,
Daddy, what shape is your hair? Oh, no. I was like, that's just a cool like three-year-old brain. I like that. You know, he's got 58 words to use. And he's like, what shape is your brain?
And I'm like, I'm pissed now. I'm like, what shape is my brain in? I love that. That's funny. I can't wait. I can't wait for Bo to start throwing out some real funny words. He's still working with a dad, dad, dad, dad. You know, that's his number one stunner now. That's good. At least it's dad. He does a roof when he sees a dog.
Oh, like a bark. Like it barks? He goes, poof. That's the hostile. Which is pretty tight. You guys got to go. Have you been to a zoo yet? Yeah, I took him to the Santa Ana Zoo, which is a zoo down here in Orange County. Don't go. Okay. It's a garbage zoo. Shouldn't even call itself a zoo. They should call it, hey, come see these empty cages with no animals in it. Right. It's fucking depressing. I come from Omaha, Nebraska.
The Henry Doiley Zoo is one of the premier zoos in the country. Who even competes? One or two. San Diego. It's us and San Diego. We're one and two usually. You're in great company. Yeah.
There's also just one guy in Nevada who's ranch. Yeah, I'm sure. Tiger King. See, that's the shit I would like to go see is like the weird. The bootleg. The back alley zoos where you might get attacked by something. Yeah, that could get. I'd like to bring my son to those. I'm still going to send it. That's the kind of place you go where the guy's like, and in here I got my biggest tiger. He's around here somewhere. He's somewhere in there. God.
The cage doors just open. Let's all get in cars. God, that was one of the best Amazing Jonathan bits where he's like reaches against his basket and he's like the cobra is one of the deadliest snakes and then he trips and he's like and he just moves on to the next joke. Amazing Jonathan. Shout out the goat, dude. Love that guy. Yeah, you guys loved Amazing. I never really watched Lounge Lizard. Dude, look, if you haven't seen his special on Comedy Central, go watch it. He is so funny.
I got a force of. So he was your number one of that of that generation. There was amazing Jonathan. There was obviously Gallagher. Yes. Gallagher too. Yeah. There was Penn and Teller which is a little different speed but Carrot Top.
Yeah. Of those who did magic. Yeah. They're magic. I guess. Tell her kicked ass. But yeah, amazing. Jonathan was like he did like cocaine jokes and stuff. He like went for it. He was much more edgy. Oh, shit. Yeah. And when you were eight years old, you were like, fuck. Yeah. No, my dad's like, my dad's like, that's funny, right? Like, I think so. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
That's funny, right? If you say so. I'm going to see him live. I'm like, oh, okay. We could go to Vegas. All right. Sure. We could go to Vegas. But you have to stay in the room. Stay in the room. I'm 16. I do like the idea of.
A dad dropping their kid off. Like, going to Vegas. We're going to go see Amazing Jonathan. Dropping a kid off at the show. I'm like, I'll be back in two hours. I'll be back, bro. Okay? Hitting the table. And if I'm not back, wait longer. To the room. You got it, big boy. You're a big boy now. You're a big boy. I just want to party. We did see Amazing Jonathan live. Me and my father. It was great. You're a big boy. That's sick. I got to find that. Where at? Where at? In Vegas. Yeah. Hilarious. Just you and your dad in Vegas? Yes. So.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. And did he at any point say, kick it in the room? No, man. I have a great father. Well, of course you have a great father, but I feel part of me, Michael. I mean, maybe when I went to bed. Maybe when I went to bed. There's no doubt that you guys were like, all right, we're both going to bed, right? And then when you woke up, you saw him slip under the covers again and go...
Oh man, how'd you sleep? How'd you sleep? I have to go drink 13 cups of coffee right now. Here, take two boxes of donuts. Have at it. Yeah, go sit here with these two boxes of donuts. Have at it, kid. Where's your wallet? Where's your wallet real quick? Hey, mommy gave you some money, right? Where's your chain wallet?
Hey, that chain wallet that's connected to you. You're sleeping and you feel your chain wallet. Whoa. It's connected. Good morning. Hello. How funny is that that I woke you up with your chain wallet? My bad. You're already dressed, huh, Dad? Uh-huh. Ready to go. You wore that last night. Dad, what time is it? Dad, what time is it? It's 5 a.m. Where are we going? We actually have to leave right now.
We're going home. We're going home. He's packing super. We're going home. We have to leave right now, actually. Ted, why are you holding your bloody hand?
Perfect. Don't worry about it. No, it's fine. Don't worry about it. Why is your finger pointed that direction? Don't worry about it. That's jelly. Don't worry about it. That's jelly from the donut. Where are your shoes? It's a jelly donut. Daddy ate one before you woke up. Yeah. Where are your shoes, Daddy? This is Uncle Tony. This is Uncle Tony. He's going to escort us to the bank real quick. Ow, ow, ow. This is Uncle Tony. Yes, he's holding my neck. This is Uncle Tony. He's a chiropractor. Yeah. He's a good friend of mine. He's a good guy. He's a good friend of mine. Thank you, God. Oh.
Why does he have a walkie-talkie? I don't know. Maybe he's playing hide-and-seek. He's going to go camping. I don't know. We got to go, though. We got to go. Okay. Okay. Any take-backs? Any apologies? Any epic slam? Well, I would like to epic slam Adam.
for not watching Celebrity Jeopardy yet. That's not a very good friendship move. Yeah, dude, you crushed. That is on me. I deserve that. I deserve, dude. Because I would love to go in depth about it, but maybe next time after you watch. We haven't been watching a lot of TV. It's been a lot of bow time. The grandparents are here. I get it. It's just been, you know.
Yes. I want to applaud Blake for swinging for the fences as you did. Thank you. A very high team move. Thank you. If you had gotten Leif Erikson, game changer. I know. Also, the fact that nobody got Ghostbusters for the last question breaks my fucking heart. We'll get into detail of it after Adam watches it because I do have some intel I would love to give you guys. And I'm sorry I would have
You've got a little homework. I would love to have been part of this conversation. Yeah. I don't know what any of that stuff even means. Although I put it together, you swing for the fence, which means you win all in at the end, which...
which I'm proud of you. Didn't we talk about how he for sure isn't going to do that? And maybe we put, maybe us high T guys kind of put that bug in his ear. You got to watch it. It, it, it's like, it's almost as if you boys scripted the episode. You got to watch it. It is peaks and valleys. You got to watch it. I'm excited. Good. I hope everybody tunes into Hulu. All right. I, we will definitely cover that. I don't think I have any take backs or,
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