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Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Wow, dude! Allegedly, allegedly. I love you guys. I love you guys. Oh, fellas. The post-Super Bowl. Come to me. Ow, hachi machi. We survived. Holy. You still feeling it? Dude, I just got home. This is my first full day back. Right? No, I was all back. I was back yesterday. Oh.
I was intoxicated. It was a brutal... I left the day after the Super Bowl because I went. You guys left a little squirrely early. By the way, good call, dude. It was fucking chaos. It takes like 25 minutes to get from our hotels to the airport. It took legitimately almost two hours. And I'm not... That's not a... Unlegitimately. And... That's not as bad as I thought you were going to say. It took us...
like an hour 45 and time is money. And then you go in and the lines were crazy. By the way, if you flew Southwest, um,
You're a disaster. You're a disaster. That is exactly right. Naked grandma! Because the line for Southwest was so... And then everyone's just elbowing each other for like jockey position to get in there. Fucking thing sucks! I was American and I usually hate American. Okay. Whoa. Let's clip that. No, no, no, no. The airline. No, the airline. I'm pissed now!
It was a great experience. We were a little delayed, but it was an 11-hour travel day for me. That's a long time to get to New Orleans, as Blake would say. Oh, my. And now you're stopping somewhere? No. That's the crazy part. You went straight shot. Straight shot to LAX. That is crazy. What the hell? Why did it take so long? Why was it 11 hours? Because I had to leave at 2 o'clock to make a 6 p.m. flight. The flight was delayed for like an hour, and then the flight, and then the drive home.
11 hours. Whoop-dee-doo. I told you, dude! You know, usually you go a little more hardcore about airlines and all that. So, like, did we just sign a deal with American Airlines? What's going on here? I would love that. Give me a billion points. What's going on here?
Give me a billion points. It was a little tragic watching football players we were hanging out with, retired, who were there hopping on the PJs and scooting home. And you're like, yeah. That's the way to do it. And then they punk you a little bit. They're like, oh, you don't got a PJ, huh? You don't got a PJ? And I'm not doing any sort of race with that voice. I want that to be clear. That was just a voice. That was just a voice. But they're like,
So you hopped on a DJ. It wasn't. It was just a voice I was doing. I was doing a specific person in my mind, but I'm not letting you. I'm wondering who it was. I'm wondering who it was. Are they blackish? I wouldn't say what color they are. They're just a human because I don't see color and I just see humans. But that's right. They said red.
That's problematic. They said that you're just going on the PJ, huh? And I just used my voice that time. Uh-huh, that's good. Like, you're not going on a PJ. And it's a way to... They were punking us a little bit. And Adam was a little bit like, well, maybe that's why...
The stat is like 100% of all NFL players go broke in like five years or something crazy. What is that stat? Isaac, I know you're not on it. I know you're just petting your dog and yelling at your kid. I know you're not on looking up what that stat is. Somebody help me! When you feed your dog. You were, or if our producers were.
then we'd have that stat soon. But we're not going to. Yeah, no, we're not number crunching. It's out there, though. Look at this, Todd. There's a stat. 16%. 16% of retired NFL players. 16. Not quite 100. That's a little less than 100. But that's a lot. That's a lot.
That is a lot. Yeah. Okay. Sports Illustrated article reports that 78% of NFL players and 60% of NBA players face serious financial hardships after they retire. Oh my God. So that's, that is a lot. Danger. Yeah. I mean, but you got to put it there. You got to remember this. I'd love to remember. The majority of these guys retire
get fucking kicked out of the NFL on purpose before like they got to pay the pension to them and all that. Yeah. I think it's five years. And if you're like just a guy who's making, let's say $400,000 a year, you play five, you've stacked some coin, but you,
You went to college for one year. You played pro football for five. And now if you didn't give a fuck about school like me, what are you doing now? Fuck it. What are you doing? You're not getting like car dealership, you know, commercial. Yeah. You don't have that kind of coin. Well, only the stars can get a car dealership.
You're not just going to freaking Blake Anderson's car dealership if Blake Anderson was just some fucking tight end. I don't think that's a horrible idea. Well, for Blake, that's a great idea. But Blake, you know, had a shining moment on Workaholics. And so, Blake, I think a spinoff. Thank you so much. Is there a car dealership that's also a dispensary? And Blake, what are we doing? Oh, like a...
Like you go through and it hot boxes the car for you, dude. Oh, and what if it's green cars where it's like only electric cars? There goes the business. Oh, it's hybrids. Hybrid weed and hybrid cars. All right. Now we're talking, man. Purple magic. So what other businesses? Obviously dispensaries. That was the layup. And if Isaac was a little more on it,
Maybe we would have had a dispensary. Maybe we would have if Isaac was just a little more on it. But he's not. He's currently hitting his kid. Allegedly. And fingering his cat. And fingering his cat. Meow. That's based on a true story. What? Yes. Not about him. Go ahead. Allegedly. Allegedly, it's not about him.
What other, what do you think other businesses would make the most sense for us to own? Maybe like a newspaper stand. Yeah.
Like, you know, I had like a paper route as a kid. I just feel like that would be pretty strong. Yeah, it's like a strong pivot. Yeah, it's a very strong pivot. Yeah. What a horrific first thought. Very bad idea. Just wanted to say something as quickly as he possibly could. The people need their news. Adam, I came into this podcast today being like not picking on him today. Not and he's laying his own traps. What is wrong?
with that? That was the lowest T maneuver. What is wrong with that? There's nothing wrong with it. Well, first of all, by the way, no one reads, no one reads in the newspaper anymore.
Come on. Well, yeah. No one reads the newspaper anymore. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's because the newspaper stands aren't cool like mine would be. Mine would get people back to the paper. I bet you would have a very cool newspaper stand. Thank you. And so are you working there? Yes. So it's like you're shaking incense everywhere. Yeah, dude. It's a vibe. So, Blake, you're saying for what we should own right now, you're willing to go to a newspaper stand every day and sit there all day. And you know it's just going to be –
the old Russian guys who sit there and, you know, want to play chess and chug coffee. Yeah. And like draftkings.com. We just sports gamble and read the paper and Sports Illustrated. You could sell sweatpants too to those guys who come and sit there. Like, hey, we got the new ones in. Hold up. See, look it. Well, Anna's saying we need workaholic branded slot machines, which remember we tried to make happen and we put that in Isaac's court and then that, and then...
He was kind of fingering his dog. Oh, Spudball. Yeah, yeah. I love to leave. And that is a true story, man. That's a true story. He's like, here's a slot. No, slot machine is cool, but the pinnacle in my mind would be if we could have a pinball machine. That would be so cool. That would get your bally's on. A bad business idea because they're really expensive to make and... Yeah.
Not that many people would want a pinball machine. I mean, I think a lot of people in theory would want a pinball machine. But then it's like $2,000 and then they're like, oh, $2,000. No, dude, like $10,000. $10,000? Yeah.
Yeah, they are. Then no. It's a flex. Then no. Then no. All I want before I die is an Addams Family pinball machine at the crib. Okay. That's the one. Or Twilight Zone. Have I told people? I used to have the Tales from the Crypt pinball machine in my home. It was so strong. And why don't you anymore? Why don't you anymore? Well, it's an old machine and it started to kind of...
Kind of started to crap out. And I wanted to upgrade to a Metallica one, but... Upgrade? They're expensive. They're expensive. Dude, pricey. They are. They're pricey. There's got to be a service where you can rotate. That would be sick. You pay like $40,000 a year and you can just swap in and out. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure. Something easy like that. That seems real.
Yeah. Super Bowl, man. I feel like I'm just recovering the day. I mean, I got back. I can't believe you just got back a day ago. Dude. And also like a Ders, I hate to say it. You dipped Friday day, but Friday night was cracking. I think that was my most favorite night. That was a banger of a night. Yeah.
That was a banger. I believe you. Chloe pulled up, ambassador of New Orleans, so that was really cool. We went to the Post Malone show backstage. We met Posty finally. That was dope. Finally met Posty. Seems like a sweet guy. Bro'd down with Jelly Roll a little bit. All the Bud Lights...
All the Bud Light folks were there. All the Bud Lights you could drink. It was a blast. Kicking with our boy Shane Gillis. Okay. Yes. Gilly. Kicking it with Gilly. Who had a silly little car ride. A T-Bone pulled up. Wait a second. You guys had a fucking car ride without me? Yeah. I know. We told him we're like, honestly, this is very rare. But yeah. Did he replace me? Yes. Forever?
Yeah. I mean, a hard place would be Shane. If we're going to replace anybody, I think it would work. Yeah. That could work. Yeah. It was very, very fun. That night I ended up staying out. I think.
I think till around 6 a.m., which was... Yeah, that was a real club banger. If we were to replace Ders, it would be with Shane. I feel Blake, it would be Bobby Lee. And then who would you replace me with? I feel like you're the Shane Gillis replacement. I'm the Shane Gillis? I feel like you're the Bobby Lee. I think you're the Bobby Lee. Yeah, you guys are kind of the same like...
You guys are from the same stock. Oh, okay. That's sort of fat. Fuck it. Kind of fat. I don't know. Do you think I'm from the same stock as him? Oh, yeah. Mostly just going like kind of tall guy. Yeah, kind of tall guy. Oh, he's tall. He's tall. He is tall, yeah. Honestly, to me, you guys are irreplaceable. Let's get into it. What? He's pretty tall. He's way taller than you. Yeah. Yeah. He's pretty tall. No. Yeah, he's a big man. Yeah, I think he's 6'5 or 6'6".
There's no, I don't even understand taller than me. I wasn't really, and you know, I've never seen anyone stand next to you and have you be shorter until we got to the fucking Superbowl pro. Yeah. Yeah. That's literally, unless they're a professional athlete, George bananas. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But Shane is just a comedian. Just like, just like us, you know? Yeah. Funny, funny, funny, funny guy.
Funny guy. Funny, tall, funny for a tall guy. Funny. So who would you replace me with? Bobby Lee's obviously Blake. Yeah. Okay. I like that. That's a good one to one. Yeah. Yeah. That's perfect. That's a perfect layup. Let's see, Adam. I'm going to go with Joe Rogan for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. To the left for you, buddy. Yeah. You're out of here. You're irreplaceable. We got Joe.
We're in the Roganverse now. Wow, that'd be sick, actually. I'm feeling really good. That'd be tight. Yeah, so Friday night was an actual... So wait, if we replace every one of us... We've got a hit show. It's just a different group of friends. I think they're already all friends. Yeah, they know each other for sure. We're just talking about another group of friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm just saying... At this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In like a different universe. It would be those guys. That have done workaholics. Fucking... You're so like metaversed out. I forgot about that about you. I'm so metaversed. That's freaking sick. Yeah, so Friday night was a real banger. And then we went to this po' boy shop at like 3 o'clock in the morning. Yeah. And...
had a full blown i mean blake didn't eat but yes i did you ate what did you have i had a shrimp po boy oh wow blake likes to finish other people's unfinished meals yeah i did do that as well i probably ate more than anybody there oh fucking costumers i honestly can't i can't stop thinking about that shrimp po boy that was so good oh it was a good one it was a good one now what's going on in a po in a po boy i understand that there's shrimp but like
Shredded lettuce. It's mayonnaise and shredded lettuce and tomato and pickles. And it's so good. Just tasty. Yeah, it really is. So it's like a hero with shrimp? Yep, with fried shrimp. That's a hero sandwich. Not a gyro. A hero. That's kind of exactly what it is. Yeah, it is. A man which is a meal. It was actually, weirdly, it was like the freshest thing I felt like I had all week. Besides your shirts? Yes. Points. Yes, points!
It was, uh, I gained 11 pounds, uh, almost 12. Oh, you clocked in. We should have clocked in. Yeah. I clocked in. Uh, that is a lot. And I feel bad. We do a weigh in. I did. I did my own weigh in and it was 11, almost 12 pounds. And my underwear doesn't fit. I'm going to repeat the question. Why didn't we all do a weigh in?
As like a bit. Yeah. Like a weigh-ins brother. Yeah. Next time. What would have been really cool is if all three of us stood on one scale. Okay, sorry. Well, it's hard to do all this stuff at once. All right? Get off my back. Bobby Lee could do it. Wait, where the fuck is this thing? Yes, points!
Yeah. We should have done something where all three of us get on one scale and we weigh as a collective unit. I love the idea of Adam. We, each of us are like, you know how you can ride a thigh like a horse?
We're on each of Adam's thighs kind of like going this way. That's exactly how we would have to do it. And we weigh like that. We have to do it that way. And we'd say permission to come aboard. Absolutely. Before we straddle on. I'm going to come. And then we went to that po' boy's shop. But guess who showed up? It was very tight. A New Orleans legend who made an appearance at the Super Bowl. I already know where you're going because I was stoked to see him. The one and only Trombone Shorty.
Popo Sal! Which if you don't know Trombone Shorty, he is an absolute legend. I became friends with him when we were shooting Adam Devine's house party in New Orleans.
And the guy is just a fucking man. Troy, he's the man, dude. Super nice guy. Yeah, really nice guy. And like went out of his way to come link up with us. Which, by the way, we were so drunk at that point. He linked up. He didn't seem as drunk as we were or if he was even drunk. Right, right. I think he had been performing all week. Right. Yes. And his girlfriend, you could tell, was probably a little annoyed that she had to sit and talk with us. Yeah. She was like off to the side. And I respect the fact that they even rolled with.
It was very cool. It was. I feel like Trombone Shorty could replace you in the group. Oh, that would be cool. I mean, that would be a totally different vibe. I like that, though. A cooler vibe for sure, yeah. Yeah, he's so cool. I was stoked to see him at the Super Bowl. Unreal. That was sick.
I was like, there he goes. Friday night was a good one. Chloe was on a good one that night. That was Mama's first night away. And she was bumping and grinding, dude. She was feeling good. Okay. I was still going on. Okay. All right. Yeah. At that Bud Light show, she was getting loops. Oh, she was. Yeah. She was just. It was great.
Well, she has to. She's kind of the ambassador of the city to us, though. That was huge. Yeah, she's shown us what to do. Is that right? Yeah, you can't come weak to your hometown. You got to come in guns a-blazing. Yes. Especially at New Orleans. She had guns. She brought guns. She did. She showed me a gun. She had one. She was playing Russian roulette with herself. And you guys were like, whoa. And she's like, come on, Blake. Don't be a pussy. Everyone's worried. She's like, I'm local. Adam, help. Oh.
Uh-oh. Chloe's pointing a gun at me. Again. Yeah. I mean, a true banger. I kept going back to Lafitte's. Yeah. Lafitte's Blacksmith, which is the oldest bar in New Orleans. It's one of my favorite bars. The pirate bar. But we kept making our way.
It was a lot of going there. So much so, like, the bartenders are like, you're back? And I'm like, yeah, I know, dude. I know. There's more stuff. Yeah. There's newer bars. You can see other bars that are around here. And I'm like, I know. Yeah. Well, I want to know, how was... Okay, so, like, the actual Super Bowl was...
Pretty uneventful in terms of pretty boring game. What a bummer. Super boring. The Eagles beat that ass. Oh, dude. An absolute domination. When you watch the defensive line on the Eagles, they kind of were like manhandling. It was wild. I couldn't believe it. Dude, they were destroying. They put Pat's dick in the dirt.
A few times. Okay. Oh. What? Oh my God! Okay. All right. Blake had that one in the chamber. I'm not going to be able to get that visual out of my mind. Blake had that one ready to go. That's always that tip of the tongue. Tip of the tongue. Tip of the teeth. Tip of the tongue. Interesting. Yeah. What a bummer. What a real bummer. Because even going into the second half, it's like, okay, they just got out of the locker room. I'm sure there were some pep talks. Here we go. They might come back. What did Andy Reid say to them to light their eyes?
ass on fire. Hey, Pat, wipe your dick off. It's not going in the dirt anymore. No, no,
There's dirt all over your dick, Patrick. There's dirt all over your dick, Patrick. Look, I know we got caught with our dicks in the dirt. And then right out of the gate, it was like, no. More dicks in dirt. We're still right back in the dirt. Like an ostrich head in the dirt. What do they call it? Aerating the soil? Yeah, they were just, you know, when you walk around, you see it looks like goose shit everywhere, but somebody just went through with one of those things. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Yeah, it was an absolute...
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But we should have known. I know we were claiming like, yeah, we kind of were all on the side of KC was going to three-peat. But the Philly fans were out and about. They were the way, way more raucous crowd. They showed up, dude.
Well, that's kind of par for the course, right? Well, yeah. Yeah. I think, I think it was fans. Well, yes, but also I think it was Kansas city fans have won the two times in a row. Yeah. So they're not going to drop the same amount, like $10,000 to go to the game or whatever it costs and, and go like, yo, we just went last year and the year before. Yeah. We were living out of a van, by the way, I think median price, like average price of a ticket.
$5,600. Yeah. So you're not just going by yourself. You're going with a significant other or a buddy or something. Yeah. You got to pay for a sitter. No, yeah. And most of it's got to be almost all corporate at this point. Like we're really pushing it here. Yeah, it was a lot. Who's dropping that kind of coin? I think there's some average folks that aren't corporate America. Eagle maniacs.
That are just like dropping, you know, diehards that are dropping the coin and then go into the game. I would hope so. It's crazy. I agree that exists. What I'm saying is like, where is this going to go? At what point is it just going to be like all corporate? Like that's a lot of money. Elite.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's crazy. Well, okay. So how was the vibe in the streets after the Eagles won the Super Bowl? Did it go completely nuclear? In Philly? Yeah. They're lighting fireworks at each other. Well, in Philly, they, of course, yeah, like, tore the city. Philly, no. I'm saying in... In New Orleans. In New Orleans. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, it was, I mean, I was wearing red, so it sucked for me, dude. It sucked. And what really sucked is- On purpose wearing red? Like, let's go- Yeah, it was like, I was like, I'm rooting for the Chiefs. I want the Chiefs to win. Okay. And then it was just a disaster zone, dude. And I was like, you're a fucking disaster, my guy. I wanted to go, I was invited to the Eagles after party. That's cool. Which, by the way, it would have been so fun. It would have been an absolute banger of a party. I saw photos.
Everybody was there would have been a fucking blast. But I was like, you know what? I'm wearing that. Like what? I'm going to go back to the hotel. It'd be a whole thing. And I would take, you know, it's hard to get around the city. It'd take, it'd take another hour. Um, and I'm rolling with this little crew and I go, you know what? Well, let's just go to the chiefs after party.
Really bad plan, dude. Me and Blake did that when we were at the Super Bowl in New York. We went to the loser's party. It was terrible. Questlove was DJing. It's just a huge cake that nobody's eating. It's so sad. It's all the wives of the trainers that are just like...
Okay, this is stuff. Free food, free bar. Yeah, and like the food spread was sick. We just ate food. We went there. We ate some food. We sobered up a little bit, and then we went –
Back to Lafitte's. There we go. It was kind of a, you know, we still had fun, but it wasn't the banger of a night. I wanted it to be because I was wearing the damn red. Yeah. No player was there, correct? Yeah. No. Well, one of the, I was rolling with two of my agents and one of the agents, uh,
represents Travis. So she was like, I think Travis is at the party. And I'm like, oh, really? Okay, well, let's go meet Travis. And then I guess they came, they like have to show their faces. So they come and they like say hi and then they left immediately. Dude,
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta go. He looked pissed. He looked pissed. You have to be pissed, right? Yeah, and he didn't play that well. I mean, he had a rough game. Yeah, he was steaming. But they were double teaming him, right? I mean, they must have just been like, let's focus on this dude and whatever. Their game plan seemed to, I think it worked. He got his dick put in the dirt, man. Yeah, dicks were put in. I feel bad. I feel bad for the guy because his dick was in the dirt a lot. Yeah, and that's not where you want your dick to be.
No, you can get infections. I hope he's circumcised. Otherwise, who knows what's in there? Because if you get like dick in the dirt and then it's in the forest. Because then we get stuck in the dirt. Yeah, and then it gets cut underneath the skin. Yeah, right, right, right. Okay. Directly, you never suck.
um yeah it's a crazy well i will say at the at the end of the day i think new orleans is actually a pretty fucking cool place for the super what do you mean i was debating it because it was when you're in it it's it's utter madness and part of you's like i gotta pull the ripcord i can't take another night of this but the fucking it yeah i'm a bitch low t low t bitch but
Once I got to the airport and they're like playing jazz. I'm like, I'm really sad to leave this place. It's the best. I'd love it. I love it. Yeah. Cause like you, no one judges you. You can make every mistake in the world and there it's, it's fine. They're just like another day in New Orleans. Like, yeah, you're like, you need a little reprieve from this podcast. It's yeah. It is so great, dude. I mean, I think it cured my body. Oh,
I couldn't walk that far before going to New Orleans. I couldn't stand as long as I stood. I couldn't do all the things. And then, you know, you get a hurricane in me. You get a purple tank. You get a purple tank up in me. You get a grenade up in me. And suddenly I'm doing all these things. I was walking five, six, seven miles a day. My little health tracker on my phone was like, you're walking five times a
the amount you normally walk. Whoa. Congratulations. That's wild. I saw you Indian leg wrestle with George Kittle. And you won. Beat him. I was Indian leg wrestling everyone, dude. I was a fucking madman. Yeah, you did great. I was moving. This is great. I was proud of the whole team. My body work guy was like,
What happened? I thought you were going to be in shambles when you came back to me. He's like, I might do a four-finger special here just to treat you good. I'm still going to send it. Holy moly. That's called fisting. When I was watching the Super Bowl and they had a video play of Lady Gaga playing her piano on Bourbon Street. I was like, it looks like they hosed that street down. Disinfected.
Oh my God. What a trip. But it was a good time. It was better than my previous time where I was only there for like 48 hours for house party. Yeah. For sure, the meals, the food, high and low, high brow, low brow, we did it all. We really did. We did, right. I can wait to get back. Well, you have to. I feel like for house party, we didn't go have a proper good meal. You know what I mean? It was just like-
somewhere that was nice, but... In the streets, bang a ring. But yes, yes, yes. We did it right. We did it right. We went to Brennan's. We went to Commander's Palace, two classic New Orleans establishments. Delicious. I went back to Commander's Palace. Me and Chloe did it Saturday morning. Hey, nothing wrong with that. Perfect. That place is delicious. Yeah. What'd you get? We did brunch. Some, like, eggs, Benny? Perfect. Of course, it's, like, covered with pork. I was like, Jesus Christ. This is, like, the most decadent...
Eggs Benedict. With your extra serving of pork on you. Yeah, I'm like, my God. Why is there bacon? Why is there just chunks of caramelized pork? That ain't nothing but a little pork. By the way, I'm starting to think Waterboy was a documentary with like zero exaggeration from Adam Sandler about the accent. Oh, yeah. He did a pretty good accent. It's time to run that back. I haven't seen that in a minute, but Bobby Boucher. Yeah, I feel like I'll watch a little Waterboy. Yeah.
You got to swallow your words. Talking to warlords. Like, you think he's doing a whole, like, off-the-wall character. Then you go there. Right out of the gate, our driver, me and Blake, he was like, I used to be a gymnast for LSU. And we're like, oh, no. Oh, you sounded sane. Is this a bit, are we being punked? Then I was like, we're too old. Taxi cab confession. No one cares.
But he was like a full on local with a cool accent. Yeah, that dude was cool. Unlike any other. It's one of those places. It's unlike any other place. I put like Miami up there where it's just like, this is an America? Yeah. Characters. Characters welcome. Yeah. Lots of characters. C-U-S-A, baby. Characters welcome. All night. Really? Salute. It was cool. I had a TV. I was in a suite.
So I got to be in a suite. I mean, let's get to the commercial. Oh, yeah. Let's circle. Let's circle back. Circle around. There we go. Double whammy. Am I wrong? Where like it's a commercial, but then there was a circle, pun intended, circle back commercial. They like tagged it. Yes, points. Was there? I didn't see. So I don't know. Yeah. At the very end of the Super Bowl when like it was all done, it shows you and you're like, honey, I just bought. Yeah.
We need to talk. Yeah. Everybody's getting circle. Oh, cool. I got one. I got one in the mail. I got one. Nice. Yeah. Lucky you. Crack that bad boy open. Yeah.
Yeah, it was tight. It was cool seeing there was a little TV in the suite. So I saw the commercial at the Super Bowl. I'm like, this is kind of a surreal moment right here. Yeah. They got to do that. You get the best of both worlds. It's like Jay-Z and R. Kelly. Yeah. So you could see the commercials. I mean, you could barely hear them, you know, but like you could see them because it was just fucking chaos. Did you mouth your lines? Yeah, it was just me like...
You know, the coolest part... And I'll post this. I haven't posted, like, a lot of shit from there just because I'm, like, trying to get my brain right. You already got the chat. From getting back. But, you know, the big justice...
from the internet, the boom. Did I send you guys that video? Somebody help me! Yes. Who is this? Do you know Durs? You might be way too old to know who Big Justice is. Yeah, Durs. I don't know if you're up on this fucking hot, hot shit, dude. Well, instead of just saying...
Things that aren't about... It's like the dad and the little kid who go to Costco. Oh, the Rizzler. Yes, but it's not the Rizzler. It's not the Rizzler. It's in the Rizzler universe. Who's the kid? The kid is Big Justice. Get it fucking right, you old... So it's Big Justice and was it Dom? Big Dom or something? I think it's Dom and Big Justice. So who's the Rizzler? The Rizzler is a kid who kind of looks similar. Different kid. He does this.
The Rizzler. But Big Justice, they go, the thing was they were at Costco and they would then like judge things at Costco and they go, we got the big chocolate chunk. How many booms does this get? And they go, five booms. And then they go, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
I like how you guys are like, you're probably too old. Or I got like shit to do. I mean, what are we talking about? Yeah. And I get that. And I get that. But dude, they were the biggest stars at the Super Bowl. And I'm not kidding. Oh, yeah. I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. And I wish them well. Oh, yeah. Everyone from security guards. Yeah. And they're very nice people. They were in my suite. And it was so funny, dude. That's right. It was so funny. And so, you know, I'm kind of drunk. And I'm like...
Give me a kiss. Can I take a photo with you guys? They're like, let's shoot a video. And I'm like, okay. And then they go, they grabbed a chocolate chip cookie. We got the chocolate chunk.
Adam, how many booms does it get? And I'm like, three booms. And it's three booms. I said three, but apparently five is the number that you're supposed to say. That's like a huge diss. It's a huge diss. Like three booms is like calling something total garbage shit. I didn't know that. I thought three was the number. Three seems fair. You kind of see them
them like start to like go haywire. They're like, wait, he said three booms. We're still going to give it five booms. He don't know the rules. Yes. And then they still gave it five booms. Even after I said the three booms, I was a little confused. I did three booms and then they added more booms. I was like, oh. You know, I was ready to lean into this whole thing and I'm starting to lean back. Thank you, God.
Okay, Fat Joe over here. I'm Fat Joe over here. Okay, dude, I think you should dabble. It's pretty fun. It really hooks you up. I don't disagree. I also don't agree. Yeah, I can see how... There's certain things where I'm like...
Is this what I need to invest in? It's just a pop culture thing that is so huge right now. And yeah, and bless their hearts. There are very nice family, but they seem like they're really trying to ride this wave of and they're doing a great job. I just don't see how far this can go.
President. I mean, honestly. Dude, that, Adam, the way you're thinking is like 2000 and late. Yeah, that's true. How far it can go, it can, he could, yeah, he could be president. You're right. You're right. You're right. Yeah. Just keep riding the wave. If you have fame now. Yeah. Next thing you know, you're in circle commercials. Like. We're going to get the USA back to five.
Boom. Boom. Like if they're that famous, all they need is like a Foreman grill situation to come in their lives. And you know, they're knocking on the door. Yes. That's it. You're not, you're not wrong. And I hope that for them, their family is very nice. They're going to have a reality show called like dating the what's whatever his name is. Like, okay.
Big Justice. First prom or whatever. Like, they're going to spin it. They're going to spin it. Dude, that's a good idea, actually. I might want to manage this kid. I'm leaning in. Yeah. I'm leaning in. He's back. He's back. He's back. Wee-oo. Kicked it with Young Gravy. That's right. That's a rapper. Uh-huh. Yep. He's a rapper. He was wandering about. Blake, play that one that I like. You'll have to wait for me to pull that up, but no.
Yeah, it was fun. It was a good time. I actually didn't see him, but he walked past. And I'm in the hallway and Donald Jr. walks past. Oh, no way. Got it. Yep. Yep. Yes. Donald Trump Jr. I'm going to come. Donald Trump is the president and he has a son named Junior. What did he smell like? What did he smell like? Just regular smells. It didn't smell anything. The Trump cologne? Uh-huh.
Damn it. And so they walk past and I was talking with someone and I'm like, isn't it great? Like these billionaires, they have so many bodyguards. I'm like, my God, like, cause there's just billion. Every person that has a suite is a billionaire, right? So there's just a dozen, there's just dozens of billionaires walking around. And these guys, I'm like, these guys all fucking have a million bodyguards. And the person I was talking with was like, that was,
that was Donald Trump Jr. And I'm like, Secret Service. He's so forgettable. He's so forgettable, that guy. Yeah. Get a better face or something. I don't know. Yeah. So there's two older sons, Don Jr. And who's the other one? I don't know. I don't know. Dude, what are we doing? Michael Clark Duncan? Eric. Eric. Strong name. Thank you. Anna, our super right-wing producer. Oh, Eric. It has to be. Yes.
By the way, if I sat here for 10 more minutes, I don't think I could pull that, and that's my brother's name. No, no, no. I would never. Definitely. Yeah, I know. We got to log that. We got to log that. That's fucking crazy, right? That is. I had no clue. And which one's cooler? Eh.
I don't think any of them are particularly that cool. Dude. Yeah, that is a really hard question. I'm waiting for Baron. I think Baron is the coolest. Oh, yeah, Baron. Baron is for sure the coolest. Yeah, Baron's an absolute assassin. I like it when you see those videos on the internet where they make him much, much bigger compared to Baron.
compared to everybody else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just like a giant walking into buildings. Yeah. You like that? Oh, it's really good. Yeah, I do. The internet can be fun. Yeah. I enjoy it too. It can be fun. Adam, do you like it? Oh,
I don't even know if I've seen that. I'm mostly watching big justice videos and videos of the Rizzler. Is he Instagram or TikTok? All the above. The internet. But mostly TikTok. But I mean, like, what is he a star on? I'm assuming TikTok, but I'm not on that much. Because you know how like you go on some, you'll go on Instagram and it'll be like, I've got a million followers here. But then in the thing, it'll say, but I have 10 million on TikTok to like...
let you know they're not a loser or something. It's TikTok. But it's TikTok, right? That's why I don't know. That's where all the
All the viewers are for sure. Yeah. So that's cool. Your suite was on Big Justice, Dom and Donald Jr. That's cool, bro. What a nice night. It was kind of a sick suite. You do any Indian leg wrestling with Dom? But it was the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars. Yes. I got to go in his suite for the last. You were there last year. Yes. And it was, I believe Shahid Khan is the, he wasn't there because he was on his,
mega 400 foot yacht and said apparently that it'd be like financially responsible for him to go to the Super Bowl when the yacht is there. He's like, I should just watch it on the yacht. And I'm like, that's a hell of a cool flex. Yeah. Yeah. That's the right call. And then his son, Tony. Yes. But he owns the team. He's been to like a dozen Super Bowls. So he's like, yeah, well, yes. And and then it's but his son, Tony, is the fucking man, dude. I kicked him with that guy all night long.
He loves workaholics. He had an encyclopedia knowledge of workaholics. It was crazy, dude. And if you don't know who he is, he actually owns AEW Wrestling. Yeah. So pretty cool. Yeah, he's the Vince McMahon of AEW. Well, maybe not Vince McMahon. Well, Vince McMahon won't... You know, I only met him the one night, but it seems...
It seems like he won't have a documentary about him in like 20 years. I only know on the one night, but I think it's safe to say he's not going to have a documentary. You never know. By the way, isn't that funny if like you knew somebody and then you're like, hey, I saw a commercial for it. You got a documentary coming out? And they're like, um...
It's not a good thing. It's not great. What is it like your life story? No, sir. I don't like the end of my life story. Is it ever great if there's a true documentary about your life? Yes. Unless you're the one producing it. Yeah. Like when? Usually it's not. I would say things get worse. I would say at 90 percent of the time they're going to dig up some dirt.
Right. Like, unless I mean, I guess I have that becoming thing on Disney Plus. Is The Last Dance a documentary about Jordan? What's about the bulls? But Scottie Pippen came out of that not looking great. But it's Jordan. But it wasn't like a hit job or whatever. It wasn't like we got to do a documentary to air this dude out. It was just kind of like we're showing him plainly and this is a bad look. Yeah.
Fuck it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think like no matter what, there's going to be something's going to come out of and someone's not going to be looking good. It's not good. Don't let anybody do a documentary about you. This is becoming. What about the hoop dreams kids? They're pretty cool. Well,
which is one of the best documentaries ever. I remember being too young to watch Hoop Dreams. I remember being too young. Oh, so good, dude. Watch Hoop Dreams. It is a time machine that will take you back to the 90s. I want to watch it now because I remember watching it as a kid, like right when it came out because I love basketball.
And it was just like over my head. And I'm like, this sucks. This is so boring. Yeah. I'm watching these guys not be successful and their lives are kind of sad. This is like shitty. Yeah. They're like struggling. Damn it.
it. I'm like, yeah, watch it. It's awesome. This is like the last chapter of Blow. I don't watch that. Yeah, I don't like watching the back half of the movie Blow. I just watch the first 45 minutes. You had the DVD and you would scratch it at a certain point on the bottom. Skipping again. And as soon as it starts glitching, I'm out. That's a great talk though. That's very good. What is the kindest document? I mean, I guess they call them puff pieces or whatever where they just make them look great and you're like,
Where's the dirt? There's a lot. Like, I feel like, honestly, nowadays, almost every documentary, like the
that the person is about, that person is the producer of the documentary. So they're really... Oh, yeah. Didn't J-Lo just have one about herself? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right. I take it all back. I'm a stupid fucking dumbass. Whoa. Come on, dude. Sorry, dude. I'm just recovering from New Orleans, man. You are so dumb.
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Dude, I looked at myself in the mirror last night and I'm like, you fat son of a bitch. Jesus Christ. I'm watching like the podcast back a little bit and I'm just like, damn, look at the jowls on me. Dude, my underwear, the elastic in my underwear is struggling. Gave up? Is it folding down? I quit. We got our dicks knocked in the dirt, dude. Fuck.
But we're back in LA. We're back eating our vegetables, right? Drinking smoothies. I don't know, dude. Have I had a vegetable? It is a big comedown. You know what I was drinking the whole time, even in New Orleans, was that AG1 shit. That had me barfing. That had me resetting pretty good. Oh, wow. Look at you. Total fucking nerd. That's why you don't like New Orleans, dude, is you didn't give yourself completely to it.
I mean, I had fried chicken for breakfast. We're doing all right. We're good. You had the AG1, dude. You got to give yourself completely to do no more. No. Give yourself to the belly of the beast. My body is my pimple.
Okay, we'll give you that. Yes, points! I kind of get it. And pops. Props, baby. My family is all coming in for Bo's birthday. That's right. Rookie year, baby. Yep. Bo's rookie year. I love it. And they're all coming in. My parents are actually staying in the Hollywood house now. The house... Oh.
okay i didn't talk about this on the podcast my house there was a home invasion it's it's still yep it's there's still legal there's still legal talk we we can't really get into the details but uh i mean i can because there's not legal talk there's not even legal talk it's still an open case it's still an open it's not it's over they said fuck they said you're caught the cops are like we're not even coming out let's throw it out there are
You know these guys who robbed you watched the show. Yeah. Oh, for sure. So, guys, you're disappointed. You're disappointed in the hall. You came. You saw. You took a bunch of shit. It took, like, some garbage. I'm like, yeah, get this out of my house. I didn't want this. This sucks. Well, maybe it was an act of kindness. They were in and out in under eight minutes. They disconnected my phone.
security system. I'm back up and running, but it's like a whole fucking thing, dude. That's crazy. They smashed this pig
Picture window. So I got to get that shit replaced. They kicked in a door. So that's annoying. It's mostly just annoying ass bullshit. It sucks. Yeah. That's fucking thieves are the worst. Like what garbage people. I hate thieves. Blake, do you think you could talk to Anderson windows, Blake? I can, I can maybe have an in over there for my guy. I might be related. I don't listen. Let me, let me put in a call or Isaac. I don't even know what that means, dude. What's Anderson windows? It's a huge window company. Oh, really? Oh,
Oh, I didn't know. It's like Empire carpets of Windows. Oh, damn. Look at this bro dropping some fucking dollars. It's like the Toyota of cars. Whoa! Yeah, where'd you learn that? That's crazy. I mean, I don't know. By the way, I don't know Empire carpets. I don't know Anderson Windows. You don't know Empire carpets? No. 1-800-SIDANE-EMPIRE. 588-2300-EMPIRE.
park don't bet out today oh is that a carpet company i that didn't register you don't know that commercial from the 80s and the 90s and i know that jingle but i don't remember them being carpet i have no i also think they were a chicagoland okay so that's why you know okay and then they went national and they added the 800 580 like where's that button that you should be hitting right now
Which one? I think you gotta hit it. Adam, he's mesmerized by what I'm talking about. He can't. Because the audience is thinking this right now, Blake. Hit him with it. Finish him. No, sir, I don't like it. No, no, no, no. I didn't hear the lead-in sentence. Oh, no, I think... We'll call him this button fishing. When he was talking, I feel like you should say... Please don't stop the music. No, please.
No, dude. Look at the goddamn... Look at the chat. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. It's a bagel. No. I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. Yeah, it's like the Einstein brothers of bagels. Blake, if there's a... So he just finished the story and I think you should hit this button because this is what the audience is thinking. Who cares?
Thank you. There we go. Thank you. Sorry. Thank you for teeing that up. My bad. Hey, if you do care, slide into Adam's. You lose. So you've been robbed twice. You've had your car stolen. Yeah. He's a mark. I'm a mark, dude. You've had many people's cars broken into outside your house. I love LA. I love you. I should know you. Ah.
Yeah, dude. Iowa is... Iowa. My brain doesn't work, dude. My brain is slow. Oh, my God.
You can take them. Your dick is still in the dirt. You might have a full shrimp from that po' boy that swam upstream into your brain. Dude, my brain is so... Like, thank God we didn't do this podcast yesterday. Fucking fried. My brain was melted. Did you have any raw oysters? Of course. Okay, cool. I was just wondering if you ever got around to that. Dude, this is Adam Devine. Yeah, I'm a cool dude. I'll take care of this. Okay. Way to go. And then...
Yeah, so Hollywood is just a garbage pit right now. It sucks. Do you think it's fun that you live in an edgy place? They were in and out so fast, dude. I got their license plate. I have the footage of their license plate. I saw them. So I called the police. I'm like, oh, I got the dirt on them. And they go, we can't. A police officer has to come to the house to...
to file a police report. And I go, okay, cool. Send them out. And then they go, they can't today. They're busy. We're good. And I go, okay, can I schedule something so I can be here? And they're like, yeah, I would recommend calling back tomorrow. And I go, okay, if I call back tomorrow, will they come tomorrow? And she goes,
honey, they're not coming. And I'm like, what? And they're like, they're not, it'll be a month probably before they can come out. She was very sweet to me. Dude, you should sue her for calling you honey. She was very sweet to me. She was like, honey, they're not going to come. You can have a key to the city. And I'm like, oh, okay. Uh,
How about this? How about we, speaking of documentaries, how about we document rolling up on these dudes? Vigilante style. I'm good. I'm good. Armed with only this question. Why?
Gotcha, bitch! Why, dog? Why? Why? Huh? Because you're struggling to make ends meet. You robbed my house, and I just want to know why. Yeah. It's hard out here. Hard out here for a pimp. I'm going to work. Okay. Will you answer me after work as to why?
Why? They don't work. They rob houses, dude. I will say that there was, it was a, it was a little group of them. There was three of them and then a driver. So they pull up. Oh, a getaway driver. Yeah. The three of them get out. They climb up to get into my house. Me, Durz and Kyle. And, uh,
Wait, what? Nothing. And then they run out and one, this might be the case because two of them walk. It might be the case that it was you three because two of them walked with confidence and then one of them was like all scared looking all the shoulder looking like a little bitch. So like I'll let the internet decide. Super low T. Which one that is. Yeah, which one that was. Really not that low. Wait, can you put that footage out there? Can you put the footage out there? I probably could, but
Then you're asking for trouble. Because then, you know, you might find out the answer to why.
My guess is they just wanted money. I think they were like, oh, there's money in that house. And then they sounded good. Eight minutes and dislocated. Yeah. They were good. It was actually a little impressive and proud of them. Yeah. I mean, there wasn't much to steal. I didn't have a screenplay. They might have something. I know. That's what I was like. Do they, these guys seem like they're professionals at this. Maybe they can segue to being professional at something else. Manager. Yeah.
You know what I mean? Hey, they managed to get in and out in eight minutes. Manage your career. Yeah, they'll probably be more successful than I am. Yes, points! Sorry, Isaac. Move over, Isaac. It's so annoying. It's such a bummer. And to answer the question you had about how annoying burglars are. Burglars. I don't want to overstep any boundaries. They're a stinking nuisance. No.
A Newsome. Oh, wow. It all rolled off the tongue. They're a fucking Newsome. Yeah, they're just a real stinking nuisance. They really are. And I don't want to... I'm not holding anything back. Yeah, dude. And, like, when everyone was saying, like, we have to defund the police...
Way to tell. And you remember when that was a big thing a few years back? Everyone's like, we got to defund them. We have to defund. Such a genius idea. And then all of a sudden you need the police and there's just not enough of them to actually help you. I feel like maybe we give them more money. Maybe we give them some more budget and hire more people so they can come to your house. Yeah.
And that's my hot topic. That's my hot topic. No, sir. I don't like it. Call me crazy. Nice, dude. Nice, dude. I like that. Isn't that fucking crazy that in Los Angeles that is a hot button issue, which is giving the police more money so they can hire more people? Well, we also got to pay the fire department because our fucking hills are on fire, right? Okay. Let's give them money too, dude. We're moving. For how much we all pay in fucking taxes?
We're taxed to oblivion. Why are they not giving the money? Fucking money. I like this. This is feeling Pauly charged the way I like it. I kind of feel like Adam might have started the fire just to say these things on the podcast. To get these hot button issues. That could be. Just to dive in. I like this, Adam. And hey, congratulations, Adam.
You did it. We didn't start the fire. You did it, bud. Blake, before we peace out, which is the thing I'm saying a lot now, I got a question. I'm driving up the five. I'm going to Oregon tonight. Okie dokie. Any cool place I should stop along the way for food or something? Blake doesn't eat food. Or are you the wrong person to ask?
He doesn't eat. I'm sorry. Have you been to Anderson pea soup? Hello. Gone. It's gone. No, it's still there. No, it's gone. No, it is still there. You can still Santanella. It's still there. Can someone, but what the wait,
Is that a place? Sentinella? Yes. Yeah. Isn't it in what's it called though? The like Danish town? No, no. That's Solvang. Solvang. It's not. Wait, but somebody look up. Can I get a producer looking up? I think it's gone. So none of us can talk. I heard it was closing. It's not closing.
closed yet. I'm not sure that it still is closing. They did a pump fake about that? There was a lot of pump fakes. Did you notice that when they were like, yeah, it's actually closing and then it just didn't close? There was a lot of businesses that did that. I feel like
We should say that about the podcast. Hey, the podcast, this is the last one. Yeah, it's over. So you better be listening. So yeah, we're actually going to do three more podcasts. And only if a lot of people listen are we going to keep doing the podcast. Yeah, then we'll have a discussion. So the restaurant closed in 2024, but the Santa Nella location is still open. Okay. Thank you. But that's not the main one. But that's not the main joint. Well, I'm telling you, if you're going up the five...
You can pull off there and you can get all you can eat split pea soup. Okay. But why would anyone want to do that? It's so good. Because it's delicious. What? And also they have like, it's almost a salad bar for your pea soup. You don't like split pea soup? I've never even heard of a person liking it. Split pea soup's delicious. I've never even heard that that's a thing that's real. What? Split pea soup is off the fucking chain, dude, with the ham in it. I'm not totally shocked, Adam. It is like a grandma soup and like it's...
Sure. But it is very delicious. Adam likes grandma's. You do. I like grandma's. I actually I mean, I don't love soup, but that's such a weird. It's not even like if you were to say it's the soup factory.
And it's the place where you can get any, there's a thousand different types of soup. Okay. Then you're like, oh, that sounds gross. Little scoops of all the delicious. The house of a thousand steaks. And they're all delicious. And you're like, oh, I'll go try a bunch of soup. This has one soup. So if you don't like this soup, you're fucking shit out of luck. You drove all the way to Santanella. Here's the thing, Adam.
Here's the thing, Adam, is there have like a salad bar specifically for the soup because it's not just about the pea soup is kind of the base, but it's what you add. You can add bacon. You can add cheddar atmosphere. Yeah. They got a windmill. It's a great place to take a shit. It's a lot. So now is a place Isaac is a place called pea soup. Anderson's Inn.
Is that what it's called? Mm-hmm. Okay. Yes, that is. Yes, that's it. That's what we're speaking of. I don't know why you rearranged the words, but yeah. Yeah, so that's not what it's called. It's not pea soup Anderson's Inn. It's called Anderson's split pea soup.
Is that right? Yes. But they do have a hotel. That's kind of the fun of it is no one knows. You got to go to find out. Yeah. Why did he fuck up the name like that? Isaac. By the way, Isaac goes, pea soup. Anderson's Inn is still open. The restaurant will reopen soon.
They have a hotel. It's open, brother. I'm so sorry I even fucking asked. And then he wrote backslash called pea soup Anderson's. Either you have diarrhea or you don't. What? So can I go or not? Do I have to sleep there? Can I eat there? Do you get diarrhea too? You can sleep there. Can I get a sick button down that's embroidered? Come on. You can get a magnet. Okay. So you're going to drive up the 5.
And there's probably a million great spots to stop. You're going to stop to get pea soup? And a button down. It's delicious. It's all you can eat, brother. All right.
It's all you can eat. It's delicious. I mean, I don't want Subway. Subway's dope. Come on. Eat fresh fucking Subway, dude. Jersey Mike's has taken over. Jersey Mike's. Jersey Mike's. I'm sorry. I'll give you that. I have no room for Subway anymore. Offend me, dude. That's actually so whack. Subway fucking rules, dude. The fact that they will...
They're in truck stops. You can just stop at a truck stop. We've covered this, but they just. Oh, yeah. Glory holes? Yeah. You know a glory hole? Nothing. We getting some buzzer beater jizz talking here on five, brother. Glory hole is within 50 feet of that subway. Let's get into it. Yeah. Let's get into it. I'm going to pull my dick out the dirt. We're out of mayonnaise. Hang on. I'll be right back.
Oh, got some mayonnaise? That glory hole subway hits different. That's my boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. For every load, it's a boom. It's a load boom. Adam, I'll hit a glory hole subway for you. Thank you.
Finish him. And for Isaac, I'll stay at the inn that's not reopened to eat at. Anderson Inn
The soup. You're so dumb. I've had enough. I'm going to drink a fucking five-hour energy drink right now. You should. You should get is get yourself a feel free. And what is a feel free? Is that a Rizzler product? Those blue. No, those blue little Kratom drinks.
They're so fucking good, dude. Kratom? What is Kratom? You can be really addicted to them. And actually people slide into my DMs and they're like, actually, that's what caused me to relapse. But everyone that slid into my DMs that are like, that's what caused me to relapse. And I don't mean to offend you. They had tattoos on their eyeballs. And they look like they've made a lot of poor choices. Right.
Like two of your new best friends from the Super Bowl. So no judgment. No judgment. Yes. Points. And you're like, yeah, I'm assuming anything could set you over the edge to go back to your old ways. Sure. It's science. Yeah. You could have a really good nerd rope that sends it back. Right. Yeah. I'm back on the age. Yes. Yeah.
Yeah. You could just watch a Rizzler video and suddenly you're doing crank again. You know what I mean? I'm doing crank again. Okay. Back on the crank. All right. That's a hell of an endorsement. Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams? Oh. Hmm.
Oh, man. I'm sorry I wasn't there on Friday. What a bummer. Because I also know Atiba showed up and I know when the Atiba train pulls into the station, the station lights on. It's out of the control of the fire. It's out of Jägermeister. Yeah.
Yeah, he did take me to a really cool bar. Adam, have you been to The Saint? Yep. Ooh, great Val Kilmer movie. What's funny is if you would have given me one guess, I would have guessed The Saint. That place was rad. Very punk rock. Very radical. What is it? Like the skater boy? Yeah, just punk rock vibe. Yeah, it's a dirty boy bar. And it's fucking wild. Super tight.
A little off. It's not that. It's like on Magazine Street, isn't it? It's not that off. Yeah. Just not in the French Quarter. Yeah. Oh, it's like a newspaper stand, Blake. Dude, I wish I had one. I would have pulled up, bought some sweatpants and all that. Newspaper stand on Magazine Street. But I bet it was going off.
Because it was the Super Bowl weekend, right? Yes, it was. It was very fun. It was a very fun time. We had a great time. I love it. The best of times. Yeah, I guess we give a, you know, all our predictions were that the Chiefs were going to win that, but the Eagles fucking came and knocked their dick in the dirt. So special shout out to Philadelphia and Todd.
Todd, our Philly boy. Congrats, brother. Big congrats. Enjoy the win. Yeah. And by the way, isn't it time to tune in to Blake's Jeopardy episode? I got to set the DVR. By the time you guys hear this, it will have aired. I really want to do a pod where we get into the backstory of it, but we'll see. I'm excited. Now, where can I, because I don't have a DVR because I'm not as old as...
But where can I watch it? You know Hulu? You could just watch it on Hulu. Okay, you can watch live on ABC, but it will, since this is after it's live, Hulu. Yes, Hulu is the answer. Hulu. Okay, cool. All right.
I like it. Do you not have cable? Like, you don't get cable through Hulu or through YouTube or anything? Adam, do you have cable? I mean, I have Hulu. So I can watch it on ABC as well. I thought you said you can TiVo it. And I'm like, I don't have a TiVo. No, I said DVR. ABC Live, Hulu after it airs. Tune in, TII Nation. Perfect. Wait, what the fuck are you saying, Anders? Because you're looking... I don't know what the fuck you're saying. You can DVR through Hulu? Fuck.
I pay for Hulu cable. Like, I have cable. I watch cable through Hulu. And you can record stuff. Oh, I didn't even know that's a thing that's real.
That's cool. I did not know that. YouTube has it too. Now does Fubo have it? Because I think that's the one I'm doing. It's Tubi. No, I'm Fubo. I'm Fubo. That's a different one. Fomo. I do, I do. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo.
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