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Ep 213: Hulk Hogan Vs Macho Man

2024/8/13
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Adam: 本集讨论的话题广泛,从睡衣派对的趣事到减肥药Ozempic的效用,再到摔跤手在电影和政治集会中的角色,以及一些网络诈骗的经历。他分享了自己和朋友在睡衣派对上的经历,以及他们是如何给彼此取绰号的。他还谈到了他对Ozempic的兴趣,以及他对一些食品品牌的看法。最后,他还谈到了他对政治的看法,以及他对一些政治人物的评价。 Blake: Blake与Adam一起讨论了各种话题,包括睡衣派对的差异,减肥药Ozempic,以及对不同食品品牌的看法。他还分享了自己在睡衣派对上的经历,以及他的一些朋友是如何给他取绰号的。他还谈到了他对摔跤手的看法,以及他对Hulk Hogan和Macho Man的评价。最后,他还谈到了他对政治的看法,以及他对一些政治人物的评价,并分享了自己收到网络诈骗短信的经历。

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The discussion revolves around how pretty girls walk, with a focus on their shoulder movements and the bounce of their breasts.

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I want to get on steroids, Ozempic, and the jizz pills. Whatever they call you, I'm coming for you, you coward. It's jizz, and everyone's like, yes! Let's go! Yeah, baby! All the pretty girls walk like this. This, this, this, this, this. All the pretty girls walk like this. Get them, Adam. This, this, this, this.

Pretty girls walk like this. Okie dokie. Stop. You're giving me a boner. Wait, how do they walk? Like this. Okay, a lot of shoulders. Yeah, a lot of shoulder action, dude. A lot of hot shoulder action. That is. I love seeing a pretty girl just shimmy. You know when you see a girl walking? Yeah, I've seen it. And she does a thing where she makes her titties...

Jump? Yeah. Okay. That's a cool feature. This is important. And we're jumping right in the fire, baby. Yeah, we're... Yeah. Freaking polycharged out the gate. That shit's important. Do we think that's like a learned thing? Or do you think that someone, maybe a pretty girl, walks like that? Walks like that. And yeah, it was inspiring. And then they were like, I don't know if you know this, but your titties have an extra jump when you walk like that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And they were like, oh, whoa, I didn't know that. Yeah. Or do you think they were like practicing walking to figure out a way to make their titties jump? I think...

Go ahead.

I know the answer, but go ahead. What do you think? Discuss. No, you go. You go, Blake. This is what happens at slumber parties for girls. We're back. Guys play Resident Evil. Yeah, for sure. And girls learn how to walk like this, this, this, this. Their slumber parties are honestly kind of dope sounding. Yeah, they're really cool. Because even if you are a girl, like if you are a girl, and a girl is bouncing her titties, that is still...

a dope night in. That's a dope sleepover. Like even, you're not gay, but I feel like girls...

can appreciate a bouncing titty. When like, guys, if we were to learn how to do a dick waggle at a slumber party. Sure. I've never done a waggle. I've learned a raggle. Okay, a little raggle. Oh, you're more of a raggler? You're a dick raggler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We used to do that at my sleepovers. If you learn a dick waggle, I feel like it's not getting the same response from the dude crew. Yeah. When you guys were at sleepovers, you guys didn't teach each other how to walk for your dick to raggle.

This is the way. I'm just saying, I never did that, but I never did that. That seemed like why we did sleepovers. Yeah, no. Yeah, we probably should have spent more time doing that because I would really actually love to know how to make my dick a raggle. When do your parents go to bed so we can raggle? Well, we were too busy playing Resident Evil and we weren't waggling or raggling enough. Sure. And I think...

girls were able to figure out how to walk like that because they spent the time. They put in their 10,000 hours. They really did. So you're blaming Resident Evil for the fact that pretty guys don't know how to walk like anything. Yes. I'm a dude. And I feel like the new generation, you see the Montana boys with the Z? Yes, of course. They know how to waggle. Yes, we know. They know how to waggle.

Yeah, it's a new generation. This is some... Yeah, they're slumber parties. They're slumber parties. Those guys slumber parties. That's what's happened. That's what's going on now. There's no Resident Evil anymore. Well, I feel like... And guys, we didn't call them slumber parties. We called them sleepovers. I don't know what happened. Okay, sure. I just want to party. I don't know. I think we called them slumber parties. I call them sleepover. Do kids still have sleepovers or slumber parties? Oh, for dead.

No, because they could just log on, bro. What the heck? Yeah, I know. That's what I think. Do your kids, do you guys have kids that are slumber party age? Are they slumber party? Yeah, of course. But it's like birthday parties. It's like, it's not like- Well, your voice went up really high, Blake, and that makes me feel like you're lying. Like your child has never been- That's not a tell for me. Yeah. That's not a tell for me. I agree, Adam. Blake, will you describe what you think a sleepover is? Yeah. I think you don't even know.

know just because your daughter sleeps in the house isn't a sleepover it's when no it's when friends take naps together and then they're home after lunch come on what are you talking about no don't you remember the back in the day like sleepovers would be like you didn't sleep you stayed up 24 hours that was the shit yeah dude that was the shit you had to stay up till the sun came up yeah that was the shit yeah because if you fell asleep your boys would like

like pour lotion in your hands or like put like... They'd raggle you. They'd put slugs in your hair and shit like that. Did that happen to you guys? Slugs in your hair? That's new for me. I don't even have that one. Yeah, dude. My friends, for a long time, I was known as Pubert. Okay. Because my friends, during a sleepover, they...

I was wearing a white baseball cap. Remember how in eighth grade you would wear baseball caps that said Cox on it? I love you guys. The white hat trend? The white baseball caps. It said Cox. It was like University of South Carolina, the Gamecocks.

Contrary to what I'm sure everyone imagines, never wore a white hat. You never wore a white hat. Well, you currently are. You currently are. Yeah. Well, this is a specific... That's different. Yeah, that's different. Does that say Cox on it? That is different. Does that say Cox? It should say Cox. Well, it was a way to get around to say a dirty word without saying it. You're like, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so...

My friends are much better at GoldenEye than I was, right? Okay. Wow, dude. They were elite level. I was just okay. I was just okay. So I'm playing. They're kind of like bummed that I have the remote or the controller because I'm kind of taking up. They're like, I'm just getting my ass kicked. And they're like, why is he even doing this? So my one buddy picks out his pubes, looks them out.

sitting behind me and starts putting them on my hat and covers my entire hat in his pubes, dude. So now my Cox hat is covered in pubes. And then they, Oh dude, when I figured it out,

I was like, okay, I'll just, you know, take the pubes off my hat. What the fuck? What? Oh, that's huge. I would have cried. Boss shit, dude. I would have cried. And then they were like, oh my God, you're pubert. And then they tried to really get going pubert at school. Thank God the rest of the school was like, we weren't there. We're not going to call out in pubert because we weren't there. But within that small friend group, it was pubert for like a solid month or two. Damn.

When you have to like step out a nickname. Yeah. When you got to really explain it. It doesn't stick. Yeah. It doesn't stick. And also stepping out that story. I got a feeling that at school they were like, what did you do? Yeah. That's kind of gross. Yeah. It was a lot of like, okay, so Adam was just playing a game and you took the time to pluck out your pubes one by one. And everybody's watching you do it.

while Adam's just playing a game. And also, like, dude, that would hurt to pluck your pubes out and you're just back there, like, causing your own... Go pluck yourself. Yeah, dude, like...

Adam was playing Resident Evil and I like I started fingering my butthole in front of my friends and then I just like kind of like wiped my finger on his hat so his name now is like his new name is Dookie Head why is that well because I was like fingering my butthole in front of my friends because I was fingering my butthole yeah

A little dookie head. Yeah, he's the dookie head, though. So he was playing a video game and I was behind him trying to figure out how to walk so my titties are shaved. And then, like, I just started jacking off. Jeez, video game face. I started, like, just, like, giving Adam, like, a freaking killer blowjob. And he's, like, he, like, didn't even realize because I, like, had a wig on and this whole entire, like, crap.

crazy fucking disguise no dude that i would have realized because uh you know at that point there was there was zero blowjobs happening i don't i don't know yeah i don't even know if i'd felt my first breast yet so that a blowjob would have been a lot we call him uh we call him blowjob ghost you've been way over blowjob ghost you've been way over you call adam blowjob ghost i got

I got you. I freaking got you so hard. I literally got you so hard, dude. I got you so hard. Dude, I got you so hard when I was blowing you with that wig acting like a woman. I actually did get you hard. I got you so hard. Oh, my God. Dude, do you remember that? Oh, man. Oh, God. Jizz on my face. Excuse me? What's that? What's that? Instead of egg on my face, dude, jizz on my face. That's what we're calling Adam. But the jizz was on your face. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it was. It was. Good point. Exactly. Yeah, but that's what I just said. That's his nickname, though. Are you even listening? Now his name is Big Shooter. He shot the biggest load I've ever had, and I've had a bunch. He's Big Shooter. So that's like a bad nickname, Big Shooter? Because I think that's kind of cool. He's a big shooter. But also, you blew him. He didn't notice, and you were wearing a wig?

So he thought it was a girl. Yeah, man. Embarrassing, right? Pretty embarrassing. Fucking way. Oh, got him at big slam. You just got way out. Yeah. Yeah. So puberty didn't stick. Did you guys have any fun nicknames where your friends did insane shit and try to give you nicknames or no, just just the me with that one story? No, I mean, I did. I did explain that for a while. I was Afro fetus, but that was just because my genetics, but.

I don't think I ever had a nickname. Because of what? Because of how skinny you were and your tight hair? Yeah, my afro and then the fact I had zero muscle definition. Right. And now you have some, dude. You've changed the whole... You really turned it around. I have some very old photos of you that...

It's shocking. It's shocking. Okay. I like that. Truly shocking that you morphed into, I would say, a little bit of a, I would say, TII nation and Workaholics nation and Game Over Man nation heartthrob. Okay. I like that. You're a little bit of a heartthrob. I'm throbbing. Okay. And I feel like if they saw photos of you when you were 20-

Shocking, dude. Shocking. Shocking transformation. Naked grandma! Androphetus. Okay, well, I'll try to find some photos of me. Also, me too. You see photos of me. I had, like, acne. I was...

just a juicier man more definitely more fat more pubert a little droopier yeah yeah life you were filled with life yeah yeah yeah i was filled with life i'm not the this the crushed soul that i am now oh come on man all the time come on man just an empty sack of dreams come on man durrs what about you dude

Also shocking. I've seen some old photos of Durst. Also shocking, dude. Your boobs are huge. So many things are shocking. Yeah, your teeth were all kind of... You had like fangs and shit. You had some teeth. Yeah, I had a gap here in the middle. Gap here, gap there. I bought teeth. I missed my gap in the middle. It fucking disappeared, dude. Where is it? What happened there? Are you gaining more teeth or what's happening? These teeth are shooting inwards. Uh-oh. Ugh.

And so they're pushing these together. So at some point they're going to buckle and I'm going to have cross teeth. And that'll be when I become a character actor. That's when you're going to really lean into it. Yes. That'll be your Willem Dafoe era. Yeah. When I'm going to just pop up and be like a kooky character. I'll be like, you can do it. I believe. Yeah. Uh,

have one squinty eye and be kind of hyping up. I believe it's like a boxing movie. That's cool. Like a million dollar baby type and this young female ingenue is trying to win this fight for whatever reason. There's houses being...

Foreclosed. Foreclosed upon. Right. And I'm like her boxing coach. Good reason. You see that maybe I've had some sort of brain trauma, and that's why I'm like, I know you can do it. You can get down deep. You say kid a lot. Yeah. Come on, kid. Come on, kid. Yeah, it's a lot of kid. By the way, this might happen in like three to five years. Like in real life. Yeah, in real life. And then it's going to be a quick pivot, but I believe. Well, let's get them teeth.

Freaking moving inward, please. Yeah, you really don't have a gap anymore. No, the gap disappeared, dude. You look at old photos that are shocking. Weird, wild stuff. They're shocking. They're quite shocking. These old photos are kind of shocking. Your juicy body. We've established they're shocking. My juicy body, my gap tooth. It's shocking. So my gap's got to fit. You're a monster. It is kind of tight. It just kind of looks like I got my teeth fixed. But I don't even know how you would do that.

You're a dentist. You would go to a dentist. You'd have to get braces, right? Yeah, I'll give you a few guesses. By the way, like, a dead giveaway for someone who's had cosmetic, like, oral surgery is, like, I don't even know how you would fix the gap I had. Yeah, I have no clue. Well, how would you do that? You would have to get braces, and I didn't have braces. Well, yeah, but you just said you didn't know how. Well, yes. That's exactly how.

That's like all these people losing weight who are like, yeah, I don't even know how I lost it. I didn't do Ozempic. Is that even how it works? Is that even how it works? I don't know that I have to do Ozempic. You just put a needle in yourself every week? Is that even how it works? That's crazy. I don't know.

I really want to try it. We have to. We got to get the T up. We got to go on the Ozempic. Let's do it. I do Ozempic with you guys. I'm trying to lose even more LBs, dude. I'm trying to be a buck 30. I want to be just a little waif of a man. We go, V. Reach out. It's not even like the losing of the weight. It's more like I just can't even believe that there is anything out there that will curb that.

My hunger. There's no way, right? So hungry. Yeah, like I always want a cookie. I'm fucking starving all the... I've been losing weight. I've recently lost like 20 plus pounds. It's so fucking difficult. You're starving all the time. And you don't even know how you did that. Yeah. I have no idea. I don't even know. Is that even...

You're telling me that there's a shot I can take where if I go to the mall and I smell Cinnabon, I'm not going to want to go freaking munch a few little cinny memes? And that's how you say it? Come on. Cinnabon? Cinnabon. Yeah, the Cinnabon-bon. Oh. Oh, yeah.

It's a bagel. Do you say bon? Cinnabon. You say bon? I say bon. Potato, potato. Yeah, it's definitely Cinnabon. Yeah, so I would feel like Osempi would be a great sponsor of the podcast. That'd be dope to not... That used to be like...

If you could just take a pill and not be hungry, that was like something like, would you rather fly or be able to take a pill and just not be hungry? Like the dumb, those dumb questions that you would ask when you were stoned? I don't know if it was not be hungry. I think it was like eat anything you want and not gain weight. Okay, that's kind of cool.

Yeah. Yeah, that's true. That'd be way better. Where's that shot? Toasty! As much as I appreciate the idea of not being hungry, I love to eat. And I just don't want to be like... It's so romantic. No, I don't like to eat. Yeah, I wonder if people that are on those fucking drugs, do they go out to eat anymore? And if they go, are they just sort of like, I'm good with some water? No.

I've heard that a huge side effect of it is depression because you're so sad because once you don't want to eat anymore, life becomes kind of meaningless. You're just out walking and shit. It loses its luster. And isn't the fun part about life going out to dinner and gorging yourself and eating all the hot bread? Like eating just baskets of hot bread? Baskets of hot bread.

Or chips. Waiting for the salad that you're going to order because you're dieting. I got to watch what I'm eating. Challenging your friends to eating a fully baked potato or whatever. Yeah, man. Oh, dude, hot bread. That's what life's about. That's what life's about. What do they call the fully loaded baked potato? Oh, God. I love a fully loaded. Give it to me. Who invented that shit? Dude, you can't not get... Because if you get a baked potato that isn't fully loaded...

It's so depressing. You're like, there's just butter on this. This is not good tasting. This is actually just a potato. Kind of sucks. Yeah, that's bad. I'm a dude. That was a, I feel like a baked potato was a mainstay for me growing up. Oh, yeah. I think a baked potato with butter was just like, that was what we had a lot. Oh, my family. It was steak and baked potatoes. And I'm not kidding. Four to five nights a week. And that's not even a joke.

Just raising cavemen. Friendship. And you know my dad just had, like, they cut into this artery that's right here. Did I tell you guys this? They cut into it and then they pulled out so much plaque, dude. Potato? So much plaque. What? That shit's important. An entire spud. He just had, like, a surgery just like a couple months ago and was like, I'm surprised I haven't talked about it. And he was just like, it's no big deal. Yeah, they're gonna just cut open my neck and I guess I got a little something in there.

But they're saying if I don't take it out, there's like an 80% chance I'll have a stroke. And I'm like, oh, yeah. So take it out. And he's like, it's not a big deal. And I'm like, it seems like kind of a big surgery. They're opening up your neck. And he's like, nah, that's what's cool. You got another one on the other side.

And I'm like, neck? Classic. Another artery on the other side. Oh, I thought you were... Another one. Another one. Another one. That's kind of crazy. That's weird because I've been hearing that plaque because I always assume that's on your teeth, right? But it builds up in other parts of your body. Kyle was even telling me...

builds up in your dick. Oh, Kyle has so much plaque. You know Kyle. It causes impotence. It's not the same. Plaque is a... I think plaque is just a word for stuff that sticks to something.

Oh, really? Yeah, it's not like the same thing. Oh, that sucks. Why don't they just call it slime? Yeah, slime. Why plaque? Yeah, goo. Yeah, goo. Because that wouldn't describe what's happening. Yeah, I feel like goo is a good... I got a little goo, a little neck goo. Yeah. I gotta take out my neck goo. Plaque's on your teeth, but if it's just in your neck, that's goo. That's goo.

I do like the idea of the fifth guy sitting around the doctor's council when they're writing the books about all this shit. He keeps coming up with words that get voted out. Gotcha, bitch! Everyone's like, plaque? Plaque sounds good to me. I like plaque. Plaque sounds terrific. Hey, guys, goo.

We haven't used goo yet, remember? Yeah, because, you know... Now I feel goo is still on the table, right? Yeah. Yeah. Let's be real. He used it for, like, ulcers. They were like, well, yeah, we know you said goo for ulcers, but we went with ulcers, and now we're thinking plaque. Yeah, we're using ulcers, and we're going to go with plaque...

No goo. No goo, huh? Is goo going to be for the stuff that comes out of your nose? We're doing mucus for nose. We're doing mucus and phlegm.

phlegm is is really sticking but it is a goo isn't it uh look we might phlegm is still in the running we can move phlegm around yeah phlegm's in the running yeah phlegm could be what comes out of your eye in the morning okay what about uh when i'm freaking jo and bro and then i let some little goo out now that could be goo that's that could be goo that's and then one guy quietly just goes

It's jizz. And everyone's like, yes. That's pretty good. From the way back, the doctor who never talks, it's jizz. What's your name again? Dave. Dave, we could use you down on the slang floor. Why don't you go down there and have that? Here were scientific terms, but jizz. Nah. That's got some legs. Go down to slang. Yes, sir. Right away, sir. Thank you, God.

It's jizz. He's smoking a cigarette. It's like Mad Men. He's just in a fucking derby in a trench coat. Actually, I think it's jizz. Have we talked about this before? The Pop-Tart movie, how it's like the race to get the Pop-Tart to market, which was not great. I'm pretty pissed I haven't watched that yet.

Don't. That is weird because that seems right up Blake's alley. Pop-Tarts? Yeah. To watch a movie that you know isn't going to hit? Yeah. Yeah. Fuck off, bro. I liked it mostly for the... I feel like the set design of that movie, pretty dope. Thank you. Yeah!

It looked like a fun place, a fun world to be in. You're like, oh, I'd go to work at that office. Everything, red carpet everywhere. That's kind of fun. I don't disagree. It looked like it cost $10. Okay. I thought it kind of...

The set design was kind of cool. Perfect. I'm not saying the set design wasn't cool. I'm saying like the way it was shot. That's all I'm talking about. When I think of movies, I only think Sentence. Really? The way it was shot, it looked like $10. Adam just loves Waterworld. Yeah. That's cool.

Fair. Dude, I do love Waterworld. But where I was going with this was like, imagine back in the day. What is it? Who makes Doritos? Frito-Lay? Sure. Seems real. Yeah. So let's just say it's there. And like the guy who invented Doritos is like the hot shit, older, been around for a while. Like new people show up. They like jock him. And then like some young Rube comes up and invents Cool Ranch Doritos. Yep. See, that's a movie I'd watch. Okay, let's go.

That's what I want to watch. That's what I want to watch. They have that. And then also, if that movie does well, then you could do the Mountain Dew and Code Red going toe-to-toe. Like that movie as well. There's a lot of... Yeah, this could be Snacks, the franchise. I love you guys. This is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and then they go pieces. And then that's another... Was that the order? Was that the order?

yeah i believe it's cups it's cups the cups are the piece without a doubt cups were first you're saying cups first yeah you gotta go cups and then it goes pieces and what are you guys well you guys know about et right they wrote they wrote the movie for m&ms and then m&ms was like no this fucking weird ass alien perverted here steven what's your name spielberg what i don't think so bro that's a funny joke that they didn't even know his name at the time it

the road. You actually got me on that. I'm like, they did? I was a little confused by that run. I was like, oh, shit. Really? But then Reese's Pieces was like, sure, you can use Reese's Pieces. And now they are still not Eminem. Yeah, they're not. Hmm.

Hold up. I'm not a huge... You like M&M's more than Reese's Pieces. Absolutely. I put peanut M&M's very high on the candy podium. But that's not the question. The question is regular M&M's versus Reese's Pieces. Plain. It's called plain M&M's. Regular M&M's are

essentially garbage. Plain M&M's. Okay. So we're going pieces. Reese's Pieces over regular M&M's. Plain. Plain. He means plain. Dude, Reese's Pieces are...

banging dude Reese's Pieces are great plain M&M's also kind of hit the spot they go well with popcorn and pretzels no they don't they're gross no yeah but they go well but Reese's Pieces are better you fucking bitch yeah ketchup goes well with french fries you're not just drinking ketchup where's Kyle we need Kyle

Jesus fucking Christ. I think plain M&M's aren't that bad. I don't think you guys actually have had one in a while. They're pretty good. If you suck on them. I steal them from my children every Halloween just to make sure I still hate them. You gotta suck them. You can't chew an M&M. Plain M&M. Is that what you were doing at slumber parties? You gotta suck them. He's over here slurping M&M's. Oh, you gotta suck them. Oh, you gotta suck them. You what suck them? You cock suck them? Yeah.

Dude, what you do is you fill your mouth with plain M&Ms, you go to your freaking best homeboy, and you just give him a nickname, if you know what I mean, brother. No, not really, but I like it. I don't know what you're saying. I like it, dude. Okay. Wee-oo!

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So, Durs, did you ever get any dope nicknames at slumber parties? Yeah. What's up with you at slumber parties? I mean, let's just say this. Did you go to slumber parties as a child? Yeah, were you allowed to sleep? Were you a real kid? Were you a real boy? Or did you have to, like, you had to return to your pod to charge at night? I mean, as long as they put me back in the closet to charge. Of course I went to sleepovers, dude. Like, WrestleManias were pay-per-view WrestleManias. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah.

Royal Rumbles were great sleepovers. I was just thinking about how, and I'm, I used to be kind of against wrestlers becoming actors. I'm like, it's kind of fucking annoying that all, all I starting when, who, who made you feel this way? I mostly just, when John Cena just started to book every comedy role, uh, that literally I was like up for, that's when I was like, fuck this guy. So recently. Yeah. That wasn't that long ago. I'm sure he's great.

Seemed like they could come in. Oh, no. He definitely pulled the plug. Cena's boys pulled the plug on Adam. He's chunking. Oh, my God. I can't believe he did it. He freaking hacked him. Funny how that works. Oh, my gosh. He was just about to unload. Adam, you got God. He was just about to unload. And he's still talking.

And then freaking John Cena just pulled the plug on him. Do you have a problem with wrestlers? I mean, I actually don't want... Problems with any wrestlers? Yeah, I don't want John Cena in any of these roles that Adam should be in. Well, absolutely. But do I have problems with wrestlers in movies? No. I mean... I assume you don't. Hulk Hogan freaking killed it in all his movies. No Holds Barred. No Holds Barred changed the game. Suburban Commando. Yes. Is it Mr. Nanny? Right.

Right? Or is that the Michael Keaton movie? That's Mr. Mom. Okay, Mr. Nanny, great flick. Is it Mr. Nanny? Mm-hmm.

Or just the nanny? I think it's Mr. Nanny. I think so. Hey, dude, you get it? How funny is that? Mr. Nanny? It's a guy? Nanny? It is pretty cool. It's definitely a gender bender. And it's him in like a tutu and he's like holding both the kids up by like their legs. Yeah. And I, you know, it's just freaking classics. I mean, and let's not, I mean, I like my wrestlers in movies. I like them even more.

at, what is it? RNC, whatever the fuck that was. Political conventions. Tearing the shirt off. Game changer. I mean, yeah.

Yes, points. I don't know who you guys are voting for. TII Nation, you know we don't get polycharged. You know, you can vote for whoever you want to, but I will say, whatever side of the fence you're on, you cannot deny Hogan brought the freaking thunder to the RNC. And by the way, let's pretend a wrestler showed up at the DNC convention, whenever that is. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Stone Cold. They got to get him. I promise you, the vibe is just not going to be the same. What if they got like, well, he's dead, but like Paul Bearer and he's like...

Oh, you should vote for Kamala Harris. I just don't think it would land. No. Wouldn't work. No, that was Target demo. They really knocked it out of the park with that. Perfect casting. Yeah. Like, come on. But also, Hogan brought it. He did. He really did. Hogan crushed. He still is the...

prototypical wrestler talking guy. What do we call the, like, when they're interviewing them after or before the... Yeah, like they're vamping or... Whatever that is. He's the guy. Yeah. Everyone tries to be him. I know. The only one who would probably give him a run for his money... Well, there's two. There's two. Macho Man. Macho Man, R.I.P. And I think if he showed up... Oh, yeah! He notoriously, like, hated Hulk Hogan. He actually made... There's a...

The Macho Man has a rap album. I don't know what it's called exactly, but he does. And there is a diss track against Hogan that is like, it's on par with Kendrick Lamar and Drake, dude. It's freaking nutty, dude. Certified pedophile. Why don't you pull that one up? I do like the idea that Macho Man is at the DNC convention and he's like pro-vaccine and he's like, You gotta get a shot! You gotta get a shot, bro!

I mean, Adam's got the voice. Son of a bitch. We need him back. This is, we need him. We don't need Kyle at all. Okay. But Adam, we need for this kind of stuff. The name of Macho Man Randy Savage album is Be A Man. So that's already kind of, I feel like it's going a little more right wing, but maybe, I don't know, maybe he can pivot. Be a man? Yeah. You know.

I don't know. Will you expound on what you mean by that? It seems like he's kind of obsessed with gender, like be what you are, but I don't know. I could argue that the Democratic side is maybe more obsessed with gender. Okay, I like this. I think that everyone was just like, yeah, gender, and then DNC was like, liberal media. Yes, thank you. And then conservatives were like, wait, what's happening?

What's the, what is this update? What's the, what's the latest? What's the latest and the greatest brothers. What's going on? And they're just like, now hang on. Let me, let me get this straight. Not straight. That's not what I'm saying. Jesus. Oh God. They're going to click. You know what? Bring out Hulk. Hulk Hogan. Can you get out here and just shout and tear your shirt off? And the Trumpomaniacs run wild. And they're just like,

- Trump-a-mania. - That's it. Okay, I'm gonna play a little bit of "Be a Man." This sucks because you know I'm gonna play the first 15 seconds and we're not gonna get any of the heat. - We'll just fast forward. ♪ I do wanna know you and those tendencies ♪ ♪ 'Cause you've been running from macho macho ♪ ♪ Like I got a disease ♪ ♪ Do you believe your pay-per-view event was a joke ♪

I'm sorry. DMX? DMX stole Macho Man's flow? That's fucking crazy. Macho Man gonna give it to you? Dude, that... I don't... He said that... If he started barking, I don't know, man. That was unreal. Maybe I can... I'm still coming down from that. I'm still coming. Let me... Maybe I can read the lyrics. Do not come. Okay. Okay.

Okay, Hulk. The intro is Hulk Hogan, Hollywood Hulkster, whatever they call you. I'm coming for you, you coward. That's pretty crazy. Okay, well then play that part. I mean, I know I said you were like, I know it's not going to start until whenever, but apparently right out of the gate. Okay, here we go. All right, here we go. Yeah. Hulk Hogan, whatever they call you, I'm coming after you, you coward. Okay.

Oh, shit. Hey, what's up, guys? I'm back. Yeah, so you... Adam... How come we've never seen Adam and Macho Man in the same place? I think they might be... Interesting. They might be the same. Bro. I don't have the vascularity. Well, you...

We were talking about if Macho Man was speaking at the DNC to compete with Hulk, and he was super pro-vaccines. This dude. Fauci! Wait, so then you played a video of him doing exactly that? No, Macho Man has a rap album called Be A Man, and the title track, Be A Man, is a Hulk Hogan diss. Exactly.

He goes in on him. Epic. He calls him a coward. So that would have been perfect. And that's kind of a dropping of the ball by the Harris campaign. Yeah. Well, Macho Man's dead, but they should definitely play it. They should. He is dead. Yeah.

Yeah. That's too bad because that would have been perfect. But they got Meg the Stallion, which I feel competes. Yeah, that's pretty good. What did she sing? She sang. Does she sing? Yeah. What is that? Does she sing? That's sick, dude. Is that her? Meg the Stallion?

like you should know this dude i feel like you've got a pulse on this yeah that where we've gotten is pretty cool and fun yeah in politics it is i mean society rocks i'm it's the funniest time to be alive also maybe the end of the world but very fun time to be here yeah to see it all go down like i'm loving what are we what are we doing dude it's so right like it's science what are we doing uh

I don't know. I mean, we do need to protect these wet ass pussies, you know, and I guess that's probably her stance is that it's so. And that's it's actually kind of a women like a female empowerment song. Her wetness, her wetness, her choice. Yeah, absolutely. That is absolutely true. And it's a learned thing that they learn at sleepovers is how to. Yeah.

Keep them wet. Keep them moist. Is she Pretty Girls Walk Like This? It's a self-cleaning device. Is that her song? Pretty Girls Walk Like This? Is that her song? Well, okay. Before people jump down my throat, WAP is a Cardi B song. That's the least I'm going to do down your throat.

yes points it's a cardi b song but it does it does feature magnus stallion so that's we're in we're in the stage but yeah they do hey so don't jump down his throat please do not jump down throats nobody and if you do slide in his dms yeah and jump down show me i'm in a weird i'm in a little bit of a weird it just happened when i was chonking okay and i got kicked off the internet okay uh

This person texted me out of nowhere. Okay. Great. A few minutes ago. They go, do you remember we are going to Jessica's birthday party tomorrow? Yeah.

And I wrote, I'm not going anymore. We had a falling out. She said some things. And then she goes, this is Maria. You remember me, Kenzie? And then a photo of like a hot babe. Yeah. So I'm getting like catfished somehow. I'm going to come. That's Zendaya, dude. What the hell? Am I getting catfished somehow? I thought it was like an oopsie number. And then I texted back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is a new scam. Oh, it's a new scam. You're getting catfished.

I saw a thing on like, I think it was like John Oliver a couple months ago where people, there's like these small, tiny, tiny like industries of like mafia in other countries where they're straight up enslaving people in buildings and giving them scripts to text people and like get money out of them and

Yeah, but how would she get money? She says, are we going to a birthday party? I said we had to fall in out. This is the script. And look, you're already talking about it. You responded. So what's crazy is they just rope people into conversations and then slowly but surely they go, oh my God. What should I say back to her? Somebody help me! Where do we meet? So Adam, this is the whole thing is that you think it's fun to go back, but this is maybe likely someone who will be killed.

If they don't do this job. Somebody help me! So I must save her? Yeah, you have to pay her. I have to go to her birthday party? Yeah, you have to show up. If you say, hey, are you okay? They're not going to say anything because the bosses are watching. It's super weird and fucked up. I'm going to say, are you okay? Say, can I send you a gift? Are you okay? No, can I send you a gift? No. Send a cool gift.

I'm going to say, are you okay? Okay. Say it. I'm going to see what she says. And maybe she'll write back like, yeah, bitch, I'm totally good. I'm wearing this dope pearl necklace. I'm a pretty woman. This is just who I am. This is obviously not a scam. Yeah, that's crazy. This is a photo that I send to people normally. Okie dokie. Literally like a...

Ukrainian model or whatever. Yeah, I love that she's just like... You remember me? Can you Google image that person? I don't know how to do it, but apparently you can... Oh, yeah, reverse Google. I don't know how to do that either. I don't, yeah. Save that to your phone, and then...

Blake, you're in your 20s. How do you do it? Go on Google, say reverse image search, then click that, then upload that photo and see what comes back. Dude, you've already lost me. You've already lost me. Send it to me. Mark Zuckerberg over here. Send that to me. Okay, let's go. I got one last week that I think was trying to scam me, and they were like,

Hey, it was so nice meeting you. I'd love to take you on a steak dinner. And I was like, I quit eating meat. I'm vegetarian now. And they were shot. Thanks, but I'm starving and would love a steak, but I can't. And then they wrote back something like, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. And I'm like, honey, I'm not offended. And we went back and forth a little bit. And then they were like,

I would still love to take you out sometime and buy you a salad. Gotcha, bitch! And I'm like, what kind of scam is this that they're just offering to buy me... When does it end? Adam, you're just savvy enough to understand that this is weird and stupid. There are people out there who are lonely and old and don't give a fuck. I'm so fucking hungry. I like my... It just changed this to... This is how you get in trouble with your wife. Is now it changed...

It changed her name because she said, my name's Maria in the text. It says maybe Maria. Oh, yeah.

Hey, maybe it's Maria. And also, like, it's my son as my backdrop. That's giving divorce. It's my son smiling as the backdrop. You actually need to go downstairs and explain this now. Okay. And then she goes, sorry, I thought this was my friend, Kenzie. Do you think I'm beautiful? Number, I'm sorry. I disturbed your time.

And then a hand prayer. So maybe she is real. Maybe I'm going to have a new friend in the Ukraine. She's going to be murdered. I think you're supposed to be like, no, no, you didn't disturb my time. You're very beautiful. Oh, is that what I should say? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Like, how could you say it, Marta? Guys, this goes back to the classic Dr. Phil episode that we essentially wrote a Workaholics episode around where that lady gave like 200 grand to some guy she never met. And then when they were like...

she's not the guy's not real we have proof she was like fuck you yeah shut up you're not real he's real he's real to me you're not real yeah he's like she goes what's she goes man maybe you're not real what's real and you're like okay so clearly like I hope you die before you walk out that door she was what is that episode because that episode is amazing all-timer yeah all-timer dude that woman was on fire so I just texted no my time was not disturbed

You are very beautiful. And then this emoji with the tongue hanging out. I like how Adam's like, Adam tells us, you know, this is fucked up. If my wife sees that the name might be Maria. Yeah, that's the fucked up part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the part. We better have this episode drop tomorrow just so you have a backstory. Yeah. No, no, no, no. It's for the show. It's fodder. It's fodder. She's down. She's down.

That's cool, man. You go on her phone. It's like, might be Phil. You're like, what the hell is this? Oh, sorry. Wrong number. No. It's for my podcast. You don't have a podcast. I'm starting one. I'm sorry. No, no, no. It'll air. It airs next week. It airs next week. Yeah, we're banking episodes right now. It's all good. Don't worry about it. It's all good. Well, let us know how that works out.

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No, no, no. It's not take back time yet, Duris. Don't try to jump the gun. I'd like to do two episodes today and I don't know if we're going to be able to. No, we might not be able to. That's just the way the world goes. We had a lot of ad reads. A lot of ad reads. TII Nation, we're on and popping. I can't believe what we do for the TII Nation. These ads we have to read, you guys. I cannot believe.

I'm pissed now. You have to read so many damn ads. And that's the knock, I think, on the podcast. Podcasts in general, they're like, there's so many ads. Hey, you

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Everybody is at this point. We've talked about the billionaire. Everybody has a boss somewhere. That's really good. So not time for take-backs.

Tell you what I miss. I do miss going on tour with you guys. That's what I miss. I want to do a show. I want to do a live show. We were sniffing around. I don't know whatever happened to a Vegas show. Yeah, what the heck? I don't know what happened to that. We should get back there. That seemed to have come and gone. I know Isaac was saying, oh, yeah, no, we're getting an offer. We're going to do this big-ass Vegas show. It's going to be dope.

Punk rock, getting radical. Oh, no. Now he's blaming it on Anders. He's blaming it on Anders. He's saying Anders is a bitch in the chat. Finish him. He basically said Anders is a bitch. Can you explain that, Anders? That's crazy. I mean...

This is news to me. You don't like Vegas? Yeah, what's up? You don't like TII Nation? Hang on a second. No, no, no. I mean, yeah, I'm still kind of grappling with the fact that I guess I might be a bitch. This is so crazy to me. Yeah, that is crazy. But when I think about it, I guess there's part of me that could be a bitch. Okay. I see it.

Well-documented asshole. There's not much tolerance for anything. Yeah, I feel like mostly you're an asshole and assholes go to Vegas. Yeah, they do. Assholes are in Vegas. Yeah, assholes, if they don't go there, they're made there, you know? Yeah! It was forged in Vegas. Yeah, I think you... I'm in Australia. Maybe we got to do it out here. That would be kind of cool.

What if we did... We could do it in Aus-Vegas? So, no, the real talk... And the TIA nation deserves real talk. Absolutely. And I'm... Right? They don't need fake talk. They don't need us being bitches. Facetious. Facetious. As if we even know what fake talk would sound like. I wouldn't even know what that sounds like.

He had dates that were conflicting. We're getting new dates for Vegas shortly. He's not a bitch. He's just on an Apple Plus show, says Isaac. Apple Plus show. You want to tell us the name of the show? It's called Monarch. Legacy of Monsters. Legacy of Monsters. You've seen it. If you haven't seen it, you've heard of Apple TV+. If you haven't heard of Apple TV+, you've heard of the iPhone. You're like most...

you were like most of the world. Um, most people haven't really heard of Apple TV plus, but you can get it. You can get it. I,

I do feel like they should just put it on everyone's iPhone for like free for six months or something. That would be kind of good. That'd be cool. And then everyone's mad like when they put the U2 song on your phone. Yeah. Fuck U2! And everyone, I was like, why? It's just a, you don't need to listen to it. It's not like the U2 song starts to play every time you pick up your phone. You can't change your ringtone. But that actually, but that,

and you interrupted me but that's kind of what i want okay i do want it to open with me running from with that when you're looking on sexy like holding that rope or you had like a rope on your shoulder that photo i saw damn it's a lot of rope work i got to tell you guys when you put a rope across your shoulders

It ups the sex appeal. Something happens. Yeah, it for sure does. All the hot boys. And why is that? Because it looks like this guy knows what to do with the rope. Because anytime I have a rope, I'm lost. Yeah. I'm lost. I think it's more of like a phallic thing. It's like, whoa, look at the length of that guy's dick. He has to wrap it around himself a hundred times. Pull back! And I think Apple loves, they love me talking about it in this way. Okay.

Well, I deal with boats. I own a boat. And so you have to deal with ropes. I'm so bad at it. I'm not good. Yeah, you've got to figure knots out. I don't know the knots. People tell me, oh, you just do this certain kind of knot. I don't know the knot. And I'm embarrassed about it. Do you practice? And then I see Ders with this rope.

very sexy. And I'm like, my guy is... Sorry, Blake. He might have more sex appeal currently than you do. It doesn't even feel like me when I see pictures. I'm like, who's that guy? I would gladly give the crown to Ders. I think Ders is... I was just looking at a picture of his ass. I think Ders is really taking the...

I think here lately, Ders has taken the crown of being really sexy, specifically with that robe. Yeah. With that hat and the polo and the Olympic polo, less sexy. Oh, yeah. Is that official Olympic swag that you're rocking today? Yeah. Where did you get this? Yeah, they sent me this. Pretty fucking nice. That's freaking cool. How... Wait, now...

This is interesting, okay? You're in Australia. You're a big swim fan. I didn't realize how... Like, I knew we were beefing with them in the pool, but is this... This Olympics is, like, especially, like, catty. What the fuck is going on? Yeah, I guess Kate Campbell, who's a legendary freestyler from Australia, was talking some smack, as swimmers say, because they generally don't swear. But she was talking shit, and then now...

NBC seized on that. All you hear about is the cowbell. That's right. They were saying, when they sing the national anthem, I hate it. And then those fucking...

Those motherfuckers were laughing so hard, like how much they hate the national anthem, all these Australians. And I love Australia, dude. It's my favorite. I love everyone I've ever met from Australia. I truly, even the people that are total assholes. I'm like, but they're kind of funny though. They're pretty charming. They're the best. I think maybe when, when Trump becomes our president, uh,

When Trump becomes president, I think more than likely he's going to start World War III with Australia. That's right. I could see that. Bomb Australia. I think Harris would have enough. Over this, you think? Over this. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know Trump say he's got Olympic fever. We got to spank him. Right.

He dresses exactly like Ders is currently dressed every day of his life. Well, he is my fashion inspiration. Absolutely. I have a giant red tie. Yeah. It goes to your knees. Yeah. But dude, I will say being there is something cool and this isn't even funny.

There's something cool about being in a smaller country that's not like a superpower. I'm watching Olympics here and it's kind of like they're just stoked to be good at stuff. So they're like kayaker. Got gold medal and this kayaker's on constantly. We don't have anything like that where we're like, yeah, the fucking kayaker. Yeah, you got to be a big sport to make it happen. It's a big Olympic sport, like swimming, gymnastics, that kind of thing. Here, there's a little bit more pride about like,

That is kind of cool. That's fucking rad. It's very cool. I think that's the real spirit of the Olympics. Dude, how stoked is Turkey? Did you guys see the fucking guy from Turkey? What'd he do? You know how they have the... What sport? Where they're just shooting pistols? The air pistols. That's an Olympic sport now, just shooting pistols, which I think is so fucking rad. But it's like a laser, right? No, it's air pistol. Yeah. Pfft.

Like at Six Flags? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, what does that mean? It's air pistols. What does that mean? It's like a pellet gun. Nothing comes out? No, it's like pellet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, it's a pellet. Does something come out? There's no explosion. It's...

purely air that is propelling the pullet through the air. You call it a pullet? Yeah, so, dude, this guy from Turkey, they all have these fucking glasses that have multiple lenses that you put down and they're different colored and they shift them over and then they shoot and you kind of look like a fucking... It's like the diamond guy. Yeah, exactly. And you kind of look like a dweeb doing it because, you know,

shooting a gun, you should kind of look like a badass, especially this dope-looking pistol and a handgun. You should be rolling on the floor with two guns, like Matrix style. Double gun. Absolutely. You should be doing some John Wick shit. This guy from Turkey shows up with just regular

his prescription glasses, and just holds the gun, fucking kablamo, gets silver medal. Gets the silver. Dude. Yeah, some of the bros that will keep a hand in their pocket, too. I've noticed that. That's like a thing. It's like they'll put one hand in their pocket and point the gun super casual. It's kind of...

Like Alanis Morissette style? Absolutely, 100%. The other one's giving a peace sign? We've gone so far down the road. Like, Airsoft is now an Olympic sport. No offense. Cool. I think it's kind of cool. But how close are we to Resident Evil? Yeah, dude. Yeah! No, how close are we to, I forget the name, Cornhole? Oh, I mean, that would be awesome. That would be awesome. Perfect! I mean, it's already on ESPN a lot.

It's on ESPN a lot. It's on ESPN too much. Too much, yeah. They're always showing us... Like, we actually give a shit. Like, you might watch it for a minute, but you're not... You don't actually care about these... I think you do watch it because you're like, how much better are they than my best cornhole friend? Yeah, they're way better. They're really good. They're better. I don't know if they are. I don't know how much better they are because the sport is so new. Mm-hmm.

Like, whoever your friend is that's, like, the best you've seen out of Cornhole, how much better are they than that person? But imagine if you played... We've had this discussion, if you, like, put in the hours. If you played Cornhole for, like...

five hours every single day, I think you could get there, right? I think that you're... I mean, this is like Mike Tyson. Have you guys seen the clip of Mike Tyson throwing darts? Well, yeah, with his eyes closed. He put a blindfold on and threw like three bullseyes. Like currently? It was a few years ago on a talk show. He looked at a target, put on a blindfold, they handed him darts, and blindfolded, he threw...

Two bullseyes and one right off the bullseye. Oh, my God. I mean, what? Yeah, it was crazy. Because he's a freak of nature, hand-eye coordinated athlete who has that thing, right? And so I just feel like... Pretty swaggy. Yeah. Let's let that guy do cornhole. Yeah, but none of us are freak of nature, hand-eye coordinated. We're all regular just people...

in nature, not a freak. Right, but imagine how good like Steph Curry would be if he played cornhole. That's what I'm saying. Steph Curry apparently is like an amazing golfer and he plays a lot but doesn't play as much as a pro and I bet he could dial it in. If he just switched gears to cornhole, he would never miss, right? Yeah.

Yeah, that's yeah, exactly. And I don't think that there's been like the generational breath of people doing cornhole yet where it's like they are that far in a way more advanced on technique and whatever. It's legit, though. It's fun as hell. Fun to watch. Yeah, it's your favorite sport. We know that. Well, it's a Blake. Do me a favor. Do me a favor. Smile real quick.

Oh, boy. Is this for Maria? Yeah. And if you're just listening, Blake is he is smiling. Oh, my God. I'm going to get killed in the picture of Blake to Maria. I'm sending it to Maria. She goes, thank you. Nice to meet such a nice person like you. Smiley face. If you don't mind me asking. And she wrote, you don't mind me. I know who I'm talking to. Hand hand prayers hands.

If you don't mind, may I know who I'm talking to? Okay. Don't get my like information stolen. I guess I'm going to give all your information. Uh,

It's too late. They've already reversed Google Dramas, bro. What are you doing, man? Come on. You're done. I'm going to give her all your information and tell her where you live. Don't share a picture of me. Download a picture off the internet or something. Come on. I already sent it. I've already sent it, dude. Come on, man. You're playing with fire over there, dude. No, dude. This is just a sweet girl who looks exactly like this. Oh, God. Who's like a stunning supermodel. Oh, God. Yeah.

She's like, thank you for giving me my target. You will be dead. When they come to Blake's door and murder him, is this going to be a take back for you next week? That will be the take back. Will we podcast live from the funeral? I feel like if Blake were to get murdered by Maria, if this hot babe shows up and murders you. Dude, you're not talking to a hot babe. You're talking to a Russian mafia person. Bullshit, dude. Bullshit. She's a hot babe. You saw the photo. She's a real hot babe. I already am getting text messages.

from an unknown number. Right now? Oh, wait. This is an Amazon delivery. Never mind. Oh, I got scared for a second. Damn. That would have been wild. I got really scared for a second. Really wild. Plot twist. Oh, wait. Well, jurors, I have one other follow-up about wearing your USA stuff. Do you get, like, heat from...

Australians when you wear that shit out or have you not worn it in public yet? I have swim trunks that I've been wearing. They say USA on them. I sent you guys a picture of me fully geared out, but I have another pair of trunks that say USA on them. Let's just say I'm getting some looks, but I don't give a fuck. For these two weeks, I'm like fucking reppin'.

And when I show up next week with a broken collarbone, I tell you guys, I got jumped by some fucking roots. Well, I'll be dead. No one really cares. Like, you are rooting. You're rooting, right? But no one's, like, throwing bones. Yeah, I'm a full-on rooty. Well, I just think it's serious out there. Aussies are pretty cool, but, you know, I think they do take it pretty seriously. Yeah, they're just... But no, and we've been showing up. It's been a good Olympics for both the U.S. and Australia. They've been doing pretty good. Yeah, but fuck. I mean, honestly, fuck them up.

little bit after after that video surfaced. Yeah. They don't like our cowbell. Fuck that. They don't like our cow. Wait, wait till we get Trump back in office. You guys are in a lot of trouble, dude. When Trump gets back, Blake is actually rooting for Trump. Daddy's going to spank you. Yeah, he's being polycharged. But when Trump gets back in office.

I mean, my God. World War III. Sorry. Out of nowhere. He's all about now he wants to shoot everyone's ears off. That's his new thing. He's owning it. It's now kind of his thing. If you get trumped, that means you got your ears blown off. No. Yeah. Oh, man. That's going to be our new torture technique. We're done with waterboarding. We're just going to slice off a small part of his ear. That's kind of cool. Trump is here. I mean, I know we've talked about it before, but how crazy is it?

that he got just by a bullet. Like, that's the best... If you're gonna get shot, that's exactly where you want to get shot. Yes. Couldn't pick a better spot. Yeah, that's great. Even if you thought about it, you would choose wrong because the right spot is just...

Little ear kiss by a bullet. That's the best. And it looks like it's already healed. He's back in action. Well, he's got Wolverine healing factor as well. Do you think? I did hear that. That is true. Should he get on TRT and get jacked? If he wins? He's got to get buffed. Sure, fine.

But I want him to get jacked. Really bucked. Yeah. And I want in four years when he goes, I'm not leaving. You have to make me leave. Yeah. You know he's going to do that. Sure. But what I want is like not for him to be eating KFC buckets. I want him fully engorged in every muscle. I want Brock Lesnar. And then no one can move him. Yeah. I want Trump Lesnar. Yeah. Absolutely.

That would be fun. And put that on C-SPAN. He is damn near an 80-year-old man. I know because he paints his body with orange creams every day. So we don't see through his skin. He is an 80-year-old man. So I don't know if he has the T to get jacked. But just get on steroids. Who cares? I don't think steroids work when you're 80. I feel like steroids don't. I hope not.

I hope so. I think everything works if it's steroids. Dude, can you take Ozempic and also do steroids at the same damn time? Yeah! We should try. Because if Ozempic sponsors the podcast, I want to do that with you guys. Do steroids.

We're not... We lost the sponsorship. I want to get on steroids, Ozempic, and the jizz pills. And the jizz pills. All righty then. Yeah, and be the coolest guy ever. Just to see what happens. Yeah. I'm going to say there's going to be some repercussions. And hear me out. We all get hair plugs. Like preemptive. I know we all have full heads of hair. Maybe we get some hair plugs. Okay. Yeah.

As well. I mean, maybe even for like, because my beard comes in like halfway on one side. Can you get them on your face or no? Yeah, you can get implants. Well, you saw, I mean, do I take a pill so my mustache hair doesn't come in just white? Yeah. Like it came in like so blonde. Oh, right, right, right, right. I don't know, do you? But yeah. Get some just for men. Yeah. Oh, you just paint it up. That'd be cool. You just brush it in. Oh. Yeah, just brush it in. Well, I should have done that on tour because I look like a fucking idiot. You look cool to me. You look cool to me.

Thank you, Blake. Any take-backs? Any apologies? Any epic slams? Your yearly take-back? Epic slam. Man, I don't know. Blake, you're a bitch. Adam, nice hat. You know, Maria saw that photo and stopped responding. Yeah, I'm a dead man. Thank you, Blake. I would like to thank Blake for kind of taking the heat off of me. And Maria now saw your photo and decided...

She's off the project. Oh, cool. I guess I should have used hers because we've established that he's the sex pot. Oh, you're saying she doesn't want to talk anymore because I didn't. Oh, man. Well, she's off the case. She's off the project. I do have a take back, actually. I think I stood kind of hard in something I don't believe in.

I don't think that plane M&Ms are better than Reese's Pieces. I do think Reese's Pieces is the superior. They're superior. Thank you for saying that. I was actually a little offended. And I was going to talk off the pot about that. I was going to kind of pull you aside. Adam, I did see you write in your notes at that moment. Yeah. And I figured that's exactly what that was. I looked down. I was like. When plane versus plane goes head to head, yeah, I'm going Reese's.

Smart man. So plane versus plane. What is that? Plane versus plane. This isn't a take back. This is a new section. It's called the circle back. Sponsored by...

Circle. Circle water. My man is good. That is good. When you got kicked off the pod here, you were talking about how you didn't like wrestlers in movies. Oh, that's right. That's right. Can we unpack that? See, okay. So, so I was like, kind of like, it's sort of, it's sort of annoying though, right? It's just, what's his name? But it,

Yeah, it's mostly just what's his name. John Cena. Now I take that back because I just saw a super cut of all these wrestlers doing this crazy athletic stuff, jumping off cages. And then they're acting their hearts out.

Like, as if they're dying and, like, professing their love to, like, the managers and... I'm living in a nightmare. There's these dynamic storylines, and I'm like, are they our best? Is that our best entertainment right now? Yep. Is that why it's so successful? Yeah. Is you watch these people, they deliver the goods every time, and they...

are freak athletes while doing it. Like imagine if during basketball there was a real storyline. Like you're always like, there's like a movie happening during the game and they're actually playing the game and they're fucking fantastic and they're

Just as good. Steph Curry is just as good as Steph Curry is. But then he has a BNC storyline. You know what? That kind of runs in the undercurrent of the game. I like how you think they don't. Well, you're so naive, Adam. You're so naive. Well, I know that the announcers make something, but it'd be fun to go in the huddle and they're like, do you see that bitch? No, no, no, Adam. Adam, you really think? He fucked my wife last night. You really think they're not acting? Oh, yeah. Do like real stove pop.

Dude, that's kind of like what WMAC Masters was and Battle Dome where Terry Crews came from. One more time. WMAC Masters. WMAC Masters. Yeah, we all know what that is. It was like a kung fu show that had like a storyline but they were like... And then Battle Dome was like American Gladiators but mixed with

Can't even finish the sentence about what it was. Go ahead. You guys just go on YouTube and watch it because these are some of the most legendary shows of all time. Okay. Wow. Battle Dome was fucking...

awesome dude and that was Terry Crews first gig his name was T-Money it was amazing I'm gonna go back to what Adam was talking about it's just easier Adam I think you're right we give so much credit to Tom Cruise for like doing his own stunts but like this is this is happening every Monday and it's raw

And so we've obviously we don't get flowers anymore, but we do. I think the new thing we set off pod is giving them edible arrangements. So I would love to give because we want them to eat. Yeah. Right. Because they're cooking healthy, healthy. They're cooking. So they should. This is a big edible arrangement bouquet to professional wrestlers. Because isn't that a phrase that like Gen Z says, like, let them eat. They eat.

They ate that. They ate. Yeah, they ate. I think they do say let them eat. Let them eat. So real quick, just to round things up here, best wrestler actor would be...

I mean... I mean, is it Batista? Is it... Batista's really good. Yeah. He's the best. He's so good. Yeah, you nailed it. Traps. Like, when he puts on the little tiny glasses in whatever the fuck that movie was called, and he's like... He's so good. He's legit a good actor. Yeah, he's very funny. He has, like, real moments, which... He's very funny. But I will say, does he have star power? I mean...

I think so. Which is a whole other thing. Yeah, I do. I do think he does. I think so. What movie did he carry? What movie did he carry? Wait, I guess I need to know what Star Power was. The one where they're in the cabin and there's girls in it. I can't name it. It's a bagel. I can't name it. Yeah, you don't know. I don't know what it's called. Yeah, you're right. It's no Thunder and Paris. But this is my point. He might be the best actor. Give him a shot. But he doesn't...

He hasn't carried a movie yet. Okay. Okay. Which is not a shot. That's not a shot. I'd love to be in a movie with him. Yeah, I think he's excellent. And he could carry that one. He could carry me the entire time. Look, Adam, this isn't a slumber party. You don't have to try and fucking blow this guy. He could carry me in a backpack.

you can get a nickname from this it's like you guys are in a plane crash and he puts you in a backpack and he's like I'll get you out of here little person and you go think that's cool you're like Yoda and he has to carry me he keeps calling me little person I'm like I'm 5'8 I'm like 200 pounds you're like his little baby little Grogu little baby Yoda that's dope Adam's the smartest child in the world and he's the strongest man yeah I'm like I'm 5'8 I'm not that small of a

I am actually wildly heavy. And he goes like... He bellows laughter at that. He goes... This is the way. Oh, Jesse Ventura. He was a wrestler and he's great in Predator. You don't even know. Anywho. Yeah, and Running Man. Running Man. I won't do it. Yeah, he was good in Running Man. Which also isn't Running Man... No, that's what...

What's the one that's exactly Hunger Games? Is that Running Man? Running Man, yeah. Yeah, it's wild. It's wild that they made like three. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on a second, Blake. What are you saying? Yeah, that they wrote three books. What are you saying? Pizza, pizza. I'm saying Running Man came first.

Exactly. So I'm saying how crazy is it that they wrote three books with the exact storyline. Exactly. It's the same fucking movie. I got two words for you. Katniss McD or whatever the fuck her name was. What was Jennifer Lawrence's name in that movie? Katniss or Katnip? I have no idea.

Yeah, I feel like that's a take back. You owe her a public apology for getting that name wrong because I know it. Get her on the pod. Finish him. Adam knows it. I know it. That was another episode of This is Important. And Adam, please keep me updated on that catfish. Oh, dude. She says she's going to kill you. She says this is Blake Anderson. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man.

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