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What the fuck? What are you doing here? Get a cooler fucking dog, bro. Let's go! Yeah! Hell yeah. Oh my god!
What's up, fellas? How have you guys been? Dude, I feel great. Poor Osos. They gave you a bunch of merch and did they give you any vodka? No, no. The same thing happened to me. I posted about it. Did you see that? Yeah, the full transparency because they sent it to me the same time. It's just been in a box right behind me. And I wanted to change shirts so it seemed like a new week.
Can you step into the box behind me? That's what I did, too. Blake decided to not. Oh, so. I changed my shirt and I flipped my hat around. So, technically, it is. But, sorry, my hair is still wet. And sorry to show you guys how the sausage is made. Yeah, we're playing a little inside baseball right here. But we actually, sometimes, we have to record, you know, because our schedules. We have to record two episodes in a day. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, some of us try to get here and do it. And we make it a point to be here, unlike other people who may or may not be off eating babies. Babies. Okay, let's go. And who don't care about the audience. Yeah, and who actually kind of hates our fans, which is weird. You'd think you would care about them like we do. But we're here for you. Evidently, the guy that we're not naming maybe doesn't care about the fans and also eats babies. Right. The Aruga Lord. Mm-hmm.
And maybe possibly one of the best nicknames on the podcast. I feel like none of us have dope nicknames. The guy that never shows up, he has a cool nickname. Yeah, that one rocks. I see a lot of people in the comments call me bitch. Yeah. I don't love it. Water trash. Yeah, that one sucks. I do see that a lot for you. It's got a ring to it. I don't love it. Yeah, that's weird. You know? Yeah. And I think we're on record saying you're not a bitch. You're just a...
fucking straight up asshole. Yeah. Yeah. You're not a bitch. Thank you. I feel like an asshole. So thank you. You got it. I'm not a bitch either.
Slurp. What is the Poro Sos, by the way? Let's give it a plug. What is that for people if you want to step it out a little bit? Let me find the card. It's Tom Segura and Burt Kreischer's vodka company. And I think Poro Sos means like two bears, but in Spanish or something? And that's something that can be done, huh? You can make vodkas and sell it to people and...
Like, just comedian friends. When you have a big podcast. Yeah, we've tried, but then Isaac couldn't figure it out. Isaac was like, there's no... He ran out of plants. What the hell? There's no way to make vodka. There's a cactus shortage. Cactus would be tequila. What's the one that the dudes from Breaking Bad do? I go past theirs all the time. Isn't it called, like, Blue Glass or whatever? No. Or I thought it was called, like, Best Buddy. Yeah, I know what you're saying. Or Hermanos. Something...
They kind of did the same thing with the Porosos. They're doing, they're, yeah. They're like, we don't just want to call it two bears. Yeah. And theirs is a tequila. Right. And I'm like, dude. Dos Hombres. Dos Hombres. Dos Hombres. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Damn it. This just goes to show that none of us know any amount of Spanish at all. Mm-hmm. Dos hombres. And we're like, it's a two friends. Si, pequeño. I don't understand. That means those hats. Those hats. Dos hombres. God, that makes no sense to me. Those hats tequila. Really? Hombres. Huh. Hombres. Hombres. That's interesting. God.
I mean, they don't know my sizes, unfortunately, but they did send a fucking truckload of stuff. So shout out to Burton Company. Oh, they sent so much stuff. And thank you for sending all this stuff, but no vodka. So I am a little offended. Just send the bottle. Is it vodka? It's vodka. I swear to God, it's vodka. Wouldn't know. Didn't get any. No, no vodka. Damn, that sucks. Is that what we would do? And like golf towel and the recovery. The whole thing is about wellness and recovery.
See, that's where they kind of lose me because I'm like, I know that's Bert's new thing because he was so, he was, you know,
He was getting maybe morbidly obese. The doctors are calling your wife and going like, we have to make him work out. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. When your doctor says, here's the deal, that's when you know you're in trouble. And I think for Bert, the doctor might have been saying, here's the deal. A lot of deep breaths. I can't stop eating. So I still think he wants to party. But now as a way to appease Bert.
you know, maybe his doctor, maybe his wife. I don't know. Maybe he has to say like also recovery. Right. Like, babe, I'm fine. I made a towel. I'm good now. But he, he is looking good. He's lost a bunch of weight. He's gotten like, he actually is kind of jacked now when he's, he like shirtless and he always flex, flexes. Uh,
you know, there for a while, he did not look jacked. And now he really does. So would we, if we went down the road, would we do a vodka, a tequila, or could we just do like a buzz ball flavor? Could be pretty cool. Dude, did you read that article about buzz ball? That didn't seem lucrative enough, but go ahead. Well, buzz balls pay you like $10,
pennies, Blake. When you told me how much they paid you, I was embarrassed for you that you were promoting them that hard. I was embarrassed for Isaac for brokering a deal that shitty. Broker's right. And then they just sold the company for $800 million. Yes, they did it. Congratulations. For $800 million? $800 million. They did it. Would they get bought by... Well, you're saying congratulations, Blake, but they actually...
you out of that deal and gave you nothing. Literally nothing. And now they don't send me buzz balls anymore because I think you motherfuckers talk so much shit about it that... Are they bought by InBev? Scissor Rack. Oh, here we go. Scissor... Scissor... No. That's Scissor Rack. Scissor Rack. Well, yeah. So what? That is a New Orleans... Well,
Well, that's a New Orleans drink. I'm pretty sure that's a New Orleans company as well. Oh, Adam knows states now. Fucking cool. Shit, man. Good for them. I wish I got a little slice of that pie. Yeah. Thanks, Isaac. I also saw that they released a new flavor that I really want to try. It's like blueberry lemonade or something. I would love it if they would. Well, you know what you could do is you could...
Find the scariest gas station. Yeah, sure. And one where someone's getting stabbed right out front. Where there's a pool of blood that you kind of step over and there's some tape. Something just happened. When you need to borrow the key to the bathroom, it's attached to a chainsaw.
Oh, damn. That's where you need a gun. Yeah. Just a whole... Yeah. A plunger that the plunger's covered in shit. Yeah. And then you maybe go down one aisle. All back. And there's... You run into like a big cobweb. Mm-hmm.
where you're like, oh shit, no one's been in this part of this gas station for a few years. There's a hole in the floor that doesn't have a bottom. And you're saying that's where they'll have the new flavor of buzz balls. Yeah, that's where the buzz balls are delivered. See, and I wonder why they don't send me free buzz balls anymore. Yeah, because
That partnership, it has run dry. Dryer than my hair. By the way, that's the ad campaign. Well, hey, Blake, you made the deal way before we started talking the shit on the buzz balls. So... Well, my thing was is I drank a buzz ball at your bachelor party and I said, you know what? I think this is going to be my freaking new party starter. And I love it. Is that where it started? It started in the Ozarks? By the way... Yes. The Ozarks, I bet the thing that they pull out...
of the Ozarks most often when they're cleaning up the Zarks are buzz balls, obviously. It's science. Oh, yeah. They're just huge nets full of snakes and buzz balls. Absolutely. No, there's no snakes. There's no snakes. Dude, that's an Ozark barbecue, just buzz balls and snakes. Yeah.
That's it, brother. Grab you a cold one and take a hot snake off the grill, baby. Sizzle it. But what would... Buzzballs aside, you're saying what... Or not aside, whatever. What would we want to do as a crew? Never aside, brother.
Yeah. Like what kind of drink? Well, I, I, I mean, I would, a flavored drink like a buzz ball that you could pound that is like a malt liquor or something. I think that's a good idea. A nice party starter. But ours wouldn't taste like garbage. Ours wouldn't taste like, it doesn't, didn't taste like garbage. Cause,
Because some of the flavors, you're like, oh, that's not bad. Because sometimes garbage is just someone's leftovers. It's kind of good. It tasted like you are poisoning your body. In a bad way. Not in a good way where you're like... The last two ounces of a buzz ball don't feel right. I don't agree. This is coming from a man who took a buzz ball in 30 different states on the TII tour and...
Each one went down just fine, right? Except maybe in Indianapolis. That one got away from me. Maybe in a handful of these states, actually. That one might have got away from me. I think there's a handful of states that maybe the buzz balls didn't go down. I feel like the Malort in Chicago did you better, but what do I know? Malort is a special state.
special beverage what if we made our own kind of malort like if we were like but we're not Chicago Durs could we call it our lord our lord and savior our lord hey that's pretty good on the third day our lord rose again yeah it's just actually something gross on purpose yes that is that is a buzz ball
Oh, fuck, I guess. Yeah. What the hell are you guys talking about? Buzz balls are delicious. Okay. Well, all right. But yes, I do think that maybe a drink like that could actually crush for us. I think that would be kind of fun. For me, I'm like a light beer. Beers are hard to nail. Apparently. Beers are hard to nail. It's a real delicate science. What if we went... Have you seen the Buzz boxes?
I kind of got pissed when I saw that at first. Nope. They're like... Wait, so it's a different company. And they saw Buzzball and they're like, we're going to put it in a different container. Oh, different company. In a box. That's a shots fired. That's a shots fired. Oh, yeah. I'm fucking pissed. Let's do it. Buzz Pyramid. And it's just a little pyramid that you slurp out of the top. Right. Oh, Buzz...
And it's alien themed because a lot of people think that aliens created the pyramids, you know? Yes. What about like a buzz bump? It's just a flat sheet of paper with some sort of like bump and you like pop it like a Capri Sun, drink it right out of the bump. I mean. It's like a zit. I thought you were saying it's like a buzz. I think people call cocaine that, a little buzz bump. Yeah. Or like maybe when you unscrew the top, there's a little baggie of cocaine under it.
The packaging is a mirror with like a white mountain. Dude, I bet that would sell great. And you don't even drink it. No, you snort it. And it's not legal. Yeah, it's not legal at all. Isaac, can we get on this? Isaac sounds like a moneymaker. I don't know. Hear me out. It's illegal cocaine? No.
Let's do this. Keep it illegal. That would be pretty good. I will say the thing about Circle. So I was talking about Circle last week. Oh, yeah. I don't even remember. I don't remember last week, but I did change jackets. They sent me this container. Yeah. Pretty stir cool. Do they call it a container or a cup? Or a fucking torpedo? I don't know what they exactly call it. It's fucking huge. Cup-tainer. Yeah, it's crazy. It's light, light pink. Like, very, very... I don't know if you can tell...
Like my asshole? Yeah, it looks like Durza's asshole. This actually looks exactly like Durza's asshole, weirdly. Let's go! Yeah, it looks like a little baby rat. Because you kind of want a tougher drink. At least I do. I want it to be a little not pink. You want an American flag bald eagle situation. I would love that. Yeah, that thing looks pretty psychotic. It looks like a weapon, almost. Like you hit somebody with that shit.
if he held it like this and swung it, Orange County, it's a weapon in Orange County, California. It was just like a bunch of soccer moms being like, fuck you, bitch. Yeah. I was going to say, it looks like a weapon at like a volleyball tournament for 12 year olds. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. That's what I meant. Yeah. No, Drake. Come on. Do you remember that when I forget where we were, but in the hotel lobby, we just came down and we were all hung over and we were trying to leave and we were waiting on, I believe, I believe Todd. Hang on. Let's narrow this down. I believe. Uh,
We're waiting on Todd. Oh, my God, Todd. There was a full-on cheerleading competition. And there were, this is no exaggeration, 300 girls and their parents. Right. Just in the lobby of this hotel. It was madness. That's it. I feel like that's where I've been. I don't know.
I was going to say you forget. You guys remember? I wake up every morning and go, man. Man, I miss that. Remember that? Those are the days. That was cool. What did that mean? Not 100. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not 200. Not
Oh, yeah. You know, it's funny you say that. I feel like Circle fits in anywhere. It really does. It's the kind of thing you can bring on a fishing boat or a cheerleader convention. It's that good. You lose. Dude, I just went fishing. My homie visited last week. Oh, hell yeah. And we went fishing. We went offshore. We went like 20 miles offshore. So this is like ocean fishing. Yeah, ocean. And we went on this tiny, like 20-foot boat. It was kind of wild.
It took us like an hour and some change to get out there. And then we get out there. It was like calm as shit. There was no waves. There was nothing. It was wild. Like glass out there. And Walsh was he caught this cobia. We were catching cobia, which are these beautiful black and gray striped fish.
And then... Kobe. Kobe. And then he was reeling it in, and it looked like he was handling it, right? Because we've been catching these. This is probably his third or fourth one that he's caught. And he was handling it, and all of a sudden, he couldn't do it. And he's like, I can't. I can't. What do you mean? It's like he locked up? He lactate? Yeah. We just thought he was kind of bitching out or something. And we were like...
you got this dude like trying to encourage him he's like no no i can't i can't i'm sorry and we're like okay uh and so i grabbed it from him it was like moving a bus and i'm railing railing and then it would like yank out and then the it started to tow the boat it told us one mile from where we were oh my god you're gonna need a bigger boat the the captain was like holy shit
uh he was like this is between a 200 and 400 pound fish it's a submarine it's a russian sub yeah it's a coke sub and uh so it's sorry what what type of fish is this so a cobia is like this beautiful they're not even that big they're like 35 36 they can get like 150 pounds but this was like much larger than that so this was a super jacked and you're calling it a cobia or an acobia yeah cobia
Cobia. Cobia. And so the captain was like, that's not a Cobia. A shark saw that the Cobia was floundering, fighting. Ate the Cobia. So.
So now we're fighting this big ass shark. Right. And it was towing us around the ocean. It was absolutely. And we're so far out there. You can't see land. We're just in the middle of this ocean on this little ass boat. No, sir. I don't like it. Fucking wild. Yeah. Wow, dude. We kept passing the reel to my buddy Jason, back to me, back to Walsh, back to me. And we kept fighting them. And then for like 45 minutes and right as we were about to get into where we could actually see what the fuck it was.
the line snapped and we lost him to son of a bitch son of a bitch but i gotta get me and my boy and ignited something within me that i'm like i love this to be out in the middle of the ocean with your homies battling battling this big ass fish and i totally got it i never really got ocean fishing before oh this because it's always it was a couple
The couple times I've never been offshore like that. I've been pretty damn close to shore. Yeah. I've never been like fucking out there, out there. It was rad. I did it in Key West once and it was legit one of the best times ever. We like started by like throwing out the bait nets, starting with like really little fish and then just every fish. It just keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger until you're like pulling in sharks. It's so fun. Dude, I caught a barracuda. I didn't get it in the boat once again, but this barracuda came and was just chilling and it's,
I was like, is this guy going to eat our bait? And he goes, no, he can see the hook in it. They have great eyes. So you put it in and they just weren't hitting it. And then he would flick in just a fish. He's like, watch this. And he snatched it immediately. This big ass, like seven foot long barracuda. This thing was huge. Because they just snap and they dart in, right? Yeah. It was just like lightning. And he grabbed it. Gotcha, bitch. And then I...
And I, for whatever reason, I threw my line in and he attacked mine. And now I'm fighting this big ass barracuda. And he came on top of the water and was doing the fishtail thing. Oh, like it's like it's like I'm fucking.
Jimmy Houston or some shit. Is that a real fisherman? Yeah, Jimmy Houston. Great pull, dude. Oh, yeah. Bill Dance. Those are my dad's two boys. These can't be real names. Dude, those sound like fisherman names for sure. Bill Dance. Yeah, Bill Dance. And yeah, it's just on the water. And this thing's huge. It's probably like six feet long or some shit. It was wild. Yeah, those things get big. They're kind of scary, too. Yeah, and then that line snapped once again.
What the hell?
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Is there a way to do it where you don't have to ride on a boat for an hour just driving to get out there? No. No, there's kind of no way. Helicopter. I guess you could helicopter in, Durs. That's what I would do. Is there a way you can helicopter over the water with just an assault rifle? And instead of a barracuda... Okay, Durs. This seems like a pivot. Wait. I like this. I like this, Durs. Okay, so wait. So now you don't want to blow... Okay. Okay.
No, this is like a month ago. You don't want to shoot rocket launchers at drone planes that are being driven and explode planes. But you do want to kill fish by helicoptering over the ocean with an assault rifle. That was a joke, but I would definitely take a helicopter to the boat if it chopped the time down to like 15, 20 minutes. Yeah, I would take a helicopter to the boat. I
I'm the least big fan of getting somewhere on a boat. If it's choppy. But if it's nice, it's kind of fun. You get really seasick. Even if it's not choppy, but it's just like... And over here, everyone has to yell talk. And you're like, it's kind of tucked back that way, but it's beautiful. I hate it. Well, dude, we didn't even talk. He just pumped up the 90s hip-hop. Our captain. I hate the wind. This is the best.
It's all part of the experience. You hate wind? I'm too sensitive. Durs, you're never going to be able to avoid wind. Like you hate it in other aspects of life? I think I've done pretty good so far. You've actually never seen me in the wind. So this is actually kind of wild because I always thought that Durs was an asshole, but I think he's now finally proving... Yeah, you're tiptoeing.
Come to me, Ders. Join my force. To turn into in the bitch territory right here. I like that. There's no doubt in my mind I've got bitch tendencies. You know? Yeah, absolutely. Bitch proclivities. Okay, so sure. So if you can get around going out on a boat. By the way, this boat was very small.
And it was pretty choppy going out. I think you would have had a hard time with this. Yeah. I do get seasick. I do have to drop a Dramamine or whatever. Dramamine, sure. Dramamine. Dramamine? Yeah, take it. Yeah. Dramamine. If you go out on a bigger boat, it's a little easier. So, you know, I think maybe we would get a bigger boat. Dude, that's why the Shark Week was a shit when we were on the big boat that had like the equalizers and it was just like, you're kicking it. Oh, dude. Yeah, that shit would kick that. If you took me out to like an oil...
what do they call them? Rigs or whatever. Oil rig. Yeah. Oil rig. Yeah. And we're fishing off of that and just kicking it, listening to 90s hip hop. All about it.
Love that. You'd have to take a boat out to the oil rig. No, I would take the helicopter. A fishing bachelor party on an oil rig out there? That sounds like a pretty good time. I've never been on an oil rig. I don't know what happens really on oil rigs. Have you seen Armageddon? It's awesome. I have seen Armageddon and those
Yeah, that was a cool crew. But I imagine not everybody's that cool on Oil Ridge, right? They are. Are you joking? They have to be. What do you think the movie was based on? They were like, this is a collection of the coolest people ever. Right, right. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I can see. Yeah, it was like Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis and the guy from Ving Rhames. I think it was, as you like to say, Clunk and Michael Dark.
Oh, Michael Clumpkin Dark, RIP. One of our greats. Yeah, he did pass. That sucks. He would be hosting Shark Week if he was still alive, for sure. Absolutely. Yeah, there's no doubt in my mind. From an oil rig. That's my vibe. With barbecue going, you know? Yeah. Well, you could still barbecue on a boat, you know? I know that. I know that. But I want to be able to kind of walk over.
Take a sniff, say what's up to the guy. What are the things that the military, they launch jets off of? I used to be obsessed with them when I was a kid. Remember how fucking much you loved them when you were a kid? I thought the coolest shit on earth was aircraft carriers. Whoever had the GI Joe... You know, I've been on one. You know, I landed on one. Yeah. In the middle of the ocean. Yeah. Well, that's insane. That's like my childhood dream. Yeah. Dude, it was crazy because you have to... I was a USO tour. We had to land...
It was the SS Roosevelt, I believe. And we hooked... You have to hit this hook. Yeah, the rubber bands. Yeah, and then it'll stop you. And it stops you on a fucking dime, dude. You have to be prepared or else you're going to break your neck. Right. And then when you take off, it hooks you again and the runway's too short to get up to speed. So it has to slingshot you off. So for...
a second, it feels like you're falling to your death for like a few seconds where you're like, oh shit. After you go off and then it raises up. After you go off, it slingshots you and then you're not up to speed yet. So you kind of fall and then it takes off. This is something, that is something I would want to do.
Yeah. Okay. I like that. Well, you can't. It feels. It just. I mean, you're on a like floating building. There's no. You're not feeling away. Sorry. I mean, even like the landing and the takeoff situation there. Like that seems like cool and fun. Yeah. It was a sick experience. Yeah. It also was so cool. We did this huge show in front of like, I want to say 2,500 people. Yeah. And it was huge. And there's a huge American flag behind us. And we go and we do this whole thing. And we do this big meet and greet. And I'm meeting thousands of people.
of our military, you know? And then I go...
I need to use the restroom. But Eliza Schlesinger is using the captain's quarter restroom. And they're like, the closest one is four stories down. Like, down the stairwell. And I'm like, okay. I guess so. Not a big deal. Yeah, and I'm like, I got it. I got this. So I walk four stories down, and I'm like, looking for the restroom. And I peek into these guys. They're like barracks. It's like, there's like
three people sleeping on the little cots. And I'm like, hey, do you guys know where the restroom is? And they're like, yeah, it's right there. And these guys look at me and they go, Adam? Daveen? They probably fucked up my name. They're like, Adam? And I'm like, yeah. And they're like, what the fuck? What?
what are you doing here? They didn't even know. They had no idea that there was this giant USO show happening four stories above them. They had no clue. Those guys were the dudes that nobody tells about the party. No one told these guys, dude. Dude, you want to shoot a torpedo at a Russian boat? I felt bad for these guys. I'm like, this is, it's probably just kind of boring on these warships in the middle of nowhere, right? In the middle of the ocean. We were,
we were just playing magic down here. There's a party. What the heck? Are you serious? That sounds fun. Yeah, I'm sure it was an absolute insane experience for them. You know, someone's got to guard the house. Yeah, but it's very cool. They have, I mean, they've got everything on there. It was pretty rad. Do they still do like, do you still have to, I remember I had a pair of pajamas that had it like where the dude like
peels potatoes? Is that something you have to do? What's that? What the fuck was that? Can you say that one more time? Adam, did you follow this? No, I didn't. I don't think anyone did. Like, was that a punishment? You had a pair of pajamas and then you went. Yeah, it was a cartoon of a dude in the army like peeling potatoes. OK, I remember it said like
this fucking stuff or something. I'm not sure what it said. Well, I think like if you work in the kitchen, I think if you work in the kitchen, you might have to peel some potatoes sometimes. I'm pretty sure this was like a punishment that they gave you if you're
Well, yeah, because that's not the best job to have is peeling potatoes. Yeah, you want to be upstairs shooting cannons. So when you walked in on these two bros, were they peeling potatoes? Okay, good question, good question. No, they were just chilling in their little bunker. What were they peeling?
nothing was being peeled that's this is crazy i know i'm sorry how do you even make pajamas of the situation that you're talking about that's not how i know the military i know through these pajamas i had when i was three blake knows everything about the world based on pajamas he had as a kid or i don't know a kid or last year i had a really sick pair of ninja pajamas with like like red kind of like silk bottoms those were all
the chain right do you don't remember your pjs do you remember your your most favorite pjs when you were a kid i don't know i know i don't i've loved i think i got out of pjs at a fairly how long were you wearing pjs you were sleeping butt naked very early now how long were you wearing pjs for i think i was wearing pjs till i was like seven or eight yeah okay
Is that old? I don't know. I don't know. I think for back then, I feel like kids wear pajamas longer now because there's like a pajama industry, you know? Yeah, pushing pajamas on people. Wear your PJs to school day. I feel like I wore like basketball shorts. I wear exactly what I currently wear. Basketball shorts and t-shirts. From the time I was like five, probably. As soon as you start wearing boxers, as soon as I segued to boxers from briefs, so I guess that's like
sixth grade or fifth grade oh i think i did that kind of late though okay well as soon as some dude next to me was like where's your dick during gym i was like i think we're somewhere in boxers yeah okay that's cool yeah no that's true because you wear the tighty whities and they're like there's not even a dick in there there's a lot of because that is embarrassing if you're if you have a lot of extra room in your tighty whities yeah you're like i just didn't have my dick yet
You know, like, yeah, the dick wasn't fully formed. I just didn't have it. Yes. And this dude had, like, chest hair. I'm thinking I want to go back to Tidy Whitey.
I was thinking that the other day. I see that for you. I'm surprised you already aren't there. I've got it in the Amazon cart. I just need to pull the trigger. Now, are you going to go whiteys? Or I could see you wearing like some lavender. I don't know if I want to go white because there will be. The like European bikini cut? No, no, no, no, no. Just standard issue like full bottom. Jockeys, Hanes, Jockeys? Yeah, yeah. But I don't know if I want to go white. Full bottom.
I'm going to go white because of the, you know, the stink. Yeah, but you just re-up real quick. Sometimes, you know, I'm not changing my underwear that often in a day, so I'm like a little... Wait, what do you mean? You don't change your underwear that often? No. Like every day? Well, yeah, every day, but like...
The doodoo stains come like way more frequently than... Can I tell you the confidence? There's fewer stains than you think. I remember mid-2000s, they were like out of black underwear. And I was like, why don't I get some white underwear? There's a national shortage of black underwear. Yeah. You know, dude, going to buy underwear at like a department store,
It is the most raggedy experience ever. You're like pulling the drawer out. They're all open from people like fingering the fabrics or whatever. It's fucking gnarly. You're like, okay. Oh, I found a medium. Oh, these are like long or too short or whatever. The kids nowadays don't even know our struggles, dude. They just click...
They just hit a button and underwear shows up at their doorstep. Yeah, but then you don't know what you're dealing with. Yeah. We had to go to the Beverly Center and finger a bunch of underwear. I don't like doing that. Yeah, no. Target, the Target underwear zone is still buck wild, dude. It is a war zone in there. It is raggedy. That's a place that's just too windy. It's way too windy for me. That's a wind tunnel in there, bro. But anyway, I bought white underwear and I was nervous. I was nervous. Yeah.
And I'm happy to report, which is the thing I'm going to start saying now. I wish you would. I'm happy to report. Please report. Please report. Yeah. I love that people say that. Guys, I'm happy to report that there weren't stains for quite a while until –
I'm not so happy to report there definitely were. But then you pitched them and you got new ones, right? So like... Or you just wash them, right? Like just wash. You don't got to throw away. No, no. It becomes like a faint... There's a little faint something in the front and sometimes there's a little faint something in the back. Nobody's perfect. What do you mean in the front? Your dick is...
What do you mean? It's like piss, like yellow. The last drop always lands in your pants situation. Yeah, it's over time. It's erosion. I feel like I drink enough circle water that my piss doesn't come out yellow. I have a very clear stream. It's not even the color of the piss. It's the acidity.
It's the microplastics. It's the microplastics. We forgot to get into this last week. I'm telling you right now, I'm convinced I am stuffed full of microplastics in my testicle. By the way, the fact that there's microplastics in your dick, ain't nothing micro down there, let me tell you. Yeah, bro, that's for damn sure. I guess I missed this. There's microplastics? The big study that's come out in the last couple weeks is that they like
cut into the nuts of a bunch of cadavers like 15 cadavers it's science they were just fucking around just fucking around dude i'm sure i'm sure don't they cut into the nuts of cadavers i feel like that should be happening every day like every day when there's a new cadaver you're cutting into nuts i don't disagree adam we can we can debate that later okay sorry um but i'm not so happy to
I'm happy to report that we're going to debate that later. They found microplastic in the testicles of like nine out of ten of these nuts that they cut open and also like dog nuts. Oh. They found plastic in the dog nuts. I didn't know we're cutting those open. And then they're like, there's plastic in your dicks and that's why they think dicks are...
and erections are not as whatever. So we were kind of onto something when we were saying dad dicks in the 90s were just bigger. They were bigger. They were more manly. Yes, points!
Penises are getting smaller by and large. I knew it. And that's a fact. I knew it. That's a fact. I knew it. I noticed it. Adam, it's a fact. I can almost prove. I can tell you. I tell you. I noticed it really quickly. And cut to our sponsor, HIMS. HIMS. HIMS. Bigger, better boners. HIMS. Bigger, better boners. It's crazy. But ever since I read that report, I feel it in there now. I can feel it.
I know it's in there. Right. What color do you think the plastics are? Fluorescent. Maybe buzz ball colored? I feel like, is it like what's inside of a beanie baby? Have you ever seen a beanie baby split open or like a hacky sack where it would get ground down and then the beads would start to come out and you'd have to ask your mom to sew up
the side but aren't those just like literal beans like from a bean like a dried bean they're like little plastic no no they're tiny little pieces of plastic yeah tiny little pieces of plastic that's what i imagine it floating around in there i can i think it's it's like because if when you cook food and you like scrape the teflon off that's like the forever chemical that does not
go on. It just goes into your bloodstream. And you know how much microwaving I do in plastic? Teflon dong. Yes. Yes. Points. Teflon dong. Yes. Points.
How much microwaving I do with plastic plates and plastic Tupperware. You do? That's bad. Yeah, I do. I want to say I do that. Two to three times a day. Every day. Every day of my life. Do you really? Every day of my life. Why? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? You know. You know. Did you know that's naughty? That's like a comedy bit. It's very naughty. Chloe did tell me how naughty that was. And it's just so...
Easy? Convenient? Much easier to just do that. Adam, and do you like to stand next to it and kind of look into it while it's going? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then my mom would also do that growing up, too. Yeah. Okay. So this was taught. This is learned. I thought this was the way of the world. And now this is how I do things. Right. So I have so much...
I feel like it went the opposite way. Like my dick and balls look like they hang a little heavier from all the microplastics. Must be nice. Very shagadelic. From all the microplastics. Okay, so you've kind of, you embraced it. Yeah, you embraced it so the micro became a little macro. Yeah, macro. You're hanging big plastic. Adam, you know how many fucking rotisserie chicken strings are in your fucking testicles?
It might be all strength. We're going to have to unfurl your shit. Dude, I watched The Bear, like the first couple episodes of the new season last night, and
They were talking about this same thing. They're rotisserie strings. And Chloe goes, all the food looks so good here. And then I go, I shit out one of those. I'm talking about a rotisserie string. I suddenly can't watch this anymore. It's truly incredible that that happened. That I actually shit out a rotisserie string. Yeah, it's something that a dog would do. It's very cool. Every morning I go, I can't believe he shit out that string before we saw those 300 cheerleaders.
I think about that all the time. Those cheerleaders, man. Yeah, every morning I wake up, I stretch, always stretch, and then I think, string and 300. Kansas City. Kansas City, here I come. Those girls look crazy.
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You forget how crazy, like, um, uh, cheerleader fashion is until you see 300 of them. Not Mary. Not Jersey. She always thinks about it, so. It's madness. The pulled back hard hair. Oh, and the makeup game is crazy, bro. That's scary. Yeah, and it's actually a little scary, like, I, I, I mean, Blake has daughters. Are you...
If one of them wants to cheer, are you going to be like, hell yeah, get you some? Rah-rah? I mean, I guess you can get cheer, but the question for me is, are you going to let them wear makeup and I...
Look, I don't know what this means or what I'm saying. That is not... I never do. That should be our slogan. Then don't say it. You don't have to say it. That is not of their age. Like JonBenet Ramsey style. I'm in, as Blake would say, agreeance. Hello!
These girls are designed for weirdos to kidnap. Yes, yes, yes. You're making your daughter more desirable to weirdos to kidnap. Yeah. No, you guys think that? And I'm not excusing the weirdos or blaming the girls, but you're just designing them for weirdos. Yeah, you're designing them.
You're making them look like Megan, the state of the art weirdo bait. I mean, yeah, it's it is weird. I thought it was more like it's like it's like stage makeup. It's like makes the features pop. It's not for life. Yeah. You know who's looking up from the stage? Yeah, but they're but they're like that in the lobby of the Kansas City, whatever Lowe's hotel that we're staying at. Right, right, right. I don't know. I don't know.
I feel like it's almost like part of the uniform. So I don't know if you can take that aspect out of it. But who made it that? I guess you kind of have to because, yeah, your daughter, if she's in the cheer program and she's part of the team, and you know they all go to, what is it? They call it the Worlds. What do they call it?
Every morning I wake up and I go... You know. You tell us, brother. No, they all are going to the big championship. The World Series? Yeah, World Series. Every cheerleader ever is the big championship of cheerleading. They're all going to it. Okay. Every cheerleading from every school goes to the championship. I know what event you're speaking of. The National Cheer-Off. The...
Just finish your thought. Yeah, I kind of forgot my thought. I was thinking of the national cheer off. What about it? You're like the makeup, the makeup, the makeup. Are you saying it's weird if like one girl shows up just all
all natural, no filter. And it's like, yeah, that's what's up with the grody girl. And you have to put the makeup on her. National cheerleading. Here's my question. Yeah, they're going to nationals. Every girl goes to nationals. Every girl. If you cheerlead, you go to nationals. So here's my question. Would they're gonna get kidnapped? Like, is it? Yeah!
That was not a question. Like, is it worth it? And by the way, I kind of understand what Blake's saying about like stage makeup because you're performing in front of thousands of people, these giant places. Now you want to pop to the back row, right? That's right. But guess who's in the back row? Maybe you put on a little less makeup and you just hit the people up front who are proud to be there, happy to
be there. That's family. That's friends and family. Friends and family. The judges are right there. The back row? Yeah, we don't need the back row. The guy standing there with his hands in the pocket? This isn't for you, brother. The Kyle Nua checks in the back. Playing pocket pool?
Do people still say that? I did see, dude. I actually, now that you brought that up, I saw a guy. There was like this cute ass. So I'm on this island in Charleston, outside of Charleston. I stay on this. It's beautiful. They have a very cute, very local.
like a fundraiser for the fire department yeah and it's a it's a fish fry and there's you know fish fry and you go there and they do it once a year and there was like a bounce house for kids and they you know adults were drinking beers and it was hot as fuck it was awesome and there's a band playing i'm like this is cool and there's kids running around everywhere and i'm like with
Bo and with Chloe and her mom. And I'm like, man, this is incredible. You're looking at your future. It's great. Yeah. And I'm like, I'd seen all these kids running around. I'm like, this is truly, truly fantastic. And then there's this guy,
who's standing like this with his hands in his pocket and he's just swaying. And if you're listening at home, Adam's making a face of creepiness. Kind of looks like he had a lobotomy or something. He's just swaying back and forth. I mean, and he was dressed peculiar. Like Christopher Lloyd and Dennis the Menace? He looks like he's ready to kidnap children. Like Christopher Lloyd in Camp Nowhere? And I'm looking around, no one's noticing this guy. And I'm like...
These creeps, they just blend in. I feel like no one even sees this fucking guy. It's just eyeing their children. I'm like... And that... You know who that guy was? The fire chief? Kyle Nwacek, dude. Kyle Nwacek. Oh!
Oh my god. Yeah, dude. Yes, points. No one even noticed the guy. You know what, man? I hadn't been outside yet today. Thank you for taking me on that walk. Water trash. That checks out. That's crazy. Damn, I can't believe it. He didn't even hit me up to visit. I'm like right down the street. What the hell are you doing here? You son of a bitch. In full makeup.
He's just looking for prey, trying to eat the buffet over there. He went to the buffet, baby. God damn. That sucks, man. I hate that guy. Well, thank you for that. Thanks for taking my time. Yeah, no sweat. I'm willing to take you guys on a ride.
Walk me home, brother. Blake, your hair is still wet from last week, huh? At this point, I think it just kind of ringed up real nice. I love when my curls pop like that. I wish there was a product I could get. No, this is a few weeks out. It happened several weeks ago at this point. But how was your Fourth of July? Did you guys do any bangers or have any real throwdowns or more of a family affair now that we are getting older? I'll tell you what. L.A. was.
as far as fireworks go. They were going all the way to four in the morning. I was kind of proud. That's what I do love about LA because obviously it's super illegal in California. Here in South Carolina, it's pretty damn wet. The fireworks aren't going to start anything on fire. In Southern California, I won't even throw a joint
onto a hillside. You're always saying that. Smoke weed every day. I won't even do that. Adam's like, let's get away from this hillside before I throw this joint. I go, dude, as always, great call. Great call. Yeah, don't even, and almost don't even do it. Almost, you know? Yeah, yeah.
And then we'll keep driving. I'll be like, fuck, another hillside. He's like, don't. Do not. I want to. I want to throw it. I want to throw this lid joint on that hillside. Get me to the flats. Get me to this flats before I burn my damn fingertips. Come on now. This hillside's got to go. But yeah, zero regard for. And then the 4th of July hits and no one gives a fuck. Like, I feel like everybody's pretty good about not starting fires.
364 days out of the year and then the 4th of July minus every person cooking outside in the streets and then they go absolutely apeshit oh yeah they went nuts because I think
what was the they announced that it was illegal this year but it always has been i like saw the story yeah it's always but like they like doubled down and then everybody's like well fuck you how do we feel about the people who are trying to cancel fireworks for dogs and cats uh for dogs for the dogs i mean you can't and i feel bad for the dogs it truly does fuck them up it's like vietnam for them it's
It's crazy. The Vietnam War. For a day. It's one night. It's one day. It's one day. These dogs, they start shitting in the house. It gives them diarrhea. A lot of like for one night. I've shat in the house. I've had diarrhea. That's one day. I agree. We can't not blow shit up. It's just America. We're blowing shit up on the 4th of July. God damn. Sorry about it.
Why make doggy earmuffs? I'm just kind of like... That's a money idea. There's got... Or like a box, a soundproof box of sorts. Yeah, or like a... Or how about you just give them drugs to knock them out, right? Some people do that. Yeah, give them drugs. Some people do that. Yeah, I know that's an approach. And then they're like, I don't want to give my animal drugs. I'm like, well...
I mean, don't you do drugs? Drugs fucking rock, dude. And by the way, your dog won't remember this the next day. No. I was intoxicated. You've personified this dog. It's already on antidepressants, which is just bizarre. Okay, okay. Go off. You're giving it a memory it does not have. Do dogs take antidepressants? Oh, yeah. People are giving their dogs all sorts of pharmaceuticals now. I don't know. All sorts of meds. And they just don't remember that shit.
Hmm. Well, I mean, there's no way to truly know. Maybe they do. I know. Maybe they do get PTSD and maybe it sticks with them for a long time. I mean, you've seen abused animals. Then your dog sucks. Get a cooler fucking dog, bro. I'm sorry. Let me ask you what dog in the 80s was ever like can't can't handle. Not Spuds McKenzie. That motherfucker was helping shoot off fireworks. Yeah, that's exactly right.
We need more Spuds McKenzie's back in society. Spud for president. I just don't think it is necessary to cease fireworks. My favorite thing. I agree. We're all in agreeance on this one. For one night of an animal to be like chill. In agreeance. I mean, I, as much as like...
I feel bad. Did either of you guys blow up any fireworks? Because I didn't get my hands on any, and I'm actually so disappointed because I always try to light something on fire every year. I don't have the bug in me to go get them, but if someone was on my street and they were like, hey, do you want to buy this $300 worth of fireworks? I go, yeah. But to find it and go drive...
Because where do you got to go? Well, is that maybe a good neighborhood side hustle? Oh, yeah. Is that a good neighborhood side hustle where you just...
For sure. With homemade explosives. Who's always like, if you, uh, Oh, that's a different thing. I thought you meant like they go buy a thousand bucks worth of things and then they just kind of call their neighbors and they're like, Oh no, dude, I had a neighbor in Omaha that would, he would make his own fireworks. That's crazy. That's dangerous. Rest in peace. He gone. He didn't sell them, but, uh, his actually, his house did blow up. He fucked up.
I'm drunk now. He did fuck up. He would put on the big firework show every 4th of July. And then one year, another fuck up. And then I think his house blew up like the year after. But we were all there ready to watch the show. They all went off at the exact same time. It was absolute chaos. It was just like a giant explosion happened. I meant to do that. It was the coolest thing ever.
Because it still lasted like two minutes of just absolute madness. People were running for their lives. They were, man. It was...
so cool have you seen the like the internet dude i don't know what his fucking name is he's like a gamer streamer guy and like all the fireworks in the room went off and people are like oh shit yeah yeah yeah and i'm like do people really think that's his real room and then like two weeks later they're like we got you we built a replica of his room i'm like these streamer kids have too much money to obviously well sure of course and also i the audiences are so the bar is so low like i can't
tell if people are like... He's not gonna blow up his house. Like, they want it to be real, so they just believe it or something? It's just... It's so stupid. Yeah, it's so stupid.
Yeah, entertainment. I know. And by the way, Kevin Hart, aren't you 50? Why are you running around with these kids? Stay relevant, bro. Oh, yeah. Just stay in your lane, dude. I speed. Call me up. We'll go fishing on an oil rig. No, it's Kai. What's his name? Kai. Hey, come hang out with us, Kevin Hart. We're more chill dudes talking about whether or not we want to go fishing.
And he's the one that could afford a helicopter to take him out to the boat. Let's go. So maybe Durs can hitch a ride. Yeah. We can race. I'm going to go on the adventure and take the boat out. Yeah, that would be really cool. Kevin Hart was a big swimmer. Any take backs? Any apologies? Any epic slams today, boys?
I would like to apologize to America for not lighting any fireworks this year. I blew it on that front, and I'm going to be stronger next year. We did a big barbecue. I had families over. So we did a big and had kids over. That's nice. I did get to do a pie, not eating contest, but a pie bake contest.
baking contest that my neighbors all did and it was delicious. Felt very Americana. What kind of pie? Did you bake a pie? It's my first year so like I didn't really get to enter but there were some dope pies. Well thanks for telling us.
Do you think you would bake a pie? I baked a pie for a contest I wasn't part of. Fuck off, dude. It was huge for me. I loved it. When's the last time you went to a pie baking contest? That shit is rare, dude. Yeah, it seems pretty Americana. I see what you're saying. That's pretty Americana. That's rare. But you're telling me you weren't even in it.
No, I ate the pie. You went to the pies. You had a bunch of pies. I ate the pie. When's the last time you had 10 different pies at once? Don't ask. You guys know me. Oh, damn. You never had it so good. Wait, what kind of pie did you make? Give me a hell yeah.
Well, the pie that won was a key lime cookie pie, which was delicious. Okay. Isn't that generally what a key lime is? The crust is like a cookie? Is it? Well, this had like cookies mixed in. It was really delicious. No, key lime pie is pretty traditional crust. Yeah, I thought it's just like a graham cracker crust. This one was fire. Graham cracker is a cookie, isn't it? Or is it a cracker? No. It's a cracker. You're a cracker, bitch. I had peanut butter pie.
I had. Wow, this is great. I actually love this. This is buttermilk pie. But when they get to like,
I'm like, is that a pie or is that a... Yeah, that's a dessert. That was the first time I've ever had peanut butter pie. I'm going to say I'm a huge fan, but it does feel like you're kind of cheating because you're using peanut butter. It's like, come on now. Right. And I'm going to ask this one more time and then we can move on. If you don't want to tell, what kind of pie did you make? He already said at the very beginning, Durst. I didn't make any. I wasn't allowed to make it. I wasn't allowed to enter. He would...
And also, Blake doesn't know how to bake anything. He wouldn't know how to bake a pie. I thought you said you baked a pie, but then weren't even allowed to be part of the contest. No, no, no. You were like, I was part of a pie baking contest. And I go, oh, what'd you make? And you're like, so everyone else made this. And Miss Gloria just smacked it out of my hands. It's like, you can't be in this shit. You haven't been here a year yet. Right.
Miss Gloria. Are you Southern now? You call people Miss? I love that. Miss Gloria. It's a respect thing. Yeah.
I've never heard you say that before. The word? Miss? Yeah. I've never heard you just call someone Miss. She's old, dude. Okay. So isn't that Madam? Okay. So wouldn't it be Mrs.? Yeah. Was she married? I think she's a widow. Oh. Okay. Miss. Then it's Miss. Then you have to call her Widow Gloria. Yeah. Do you? Oh, yeah. Do you say?
Hey, yeah, you go Widow... Gloria. Oh, whatever her name was. Gloria. Yeah, Widow Gloria. Well, you were on David Chang's live Netflix cooking show. Yes, Dinner Time Live. Oh, yeah. When's that drop? It already came out. It was live. It was live. It came out live yesterday. Or, well...
Two weeks ago. And can you still watch it or is it over? You can. You may. You may. Okay. Yeah. That's sick. I'm excited to watch. Were you funny during it? What would you say your rating of how funny you were? Did you crush? What were your bits? Yeah. What were your bits? Yeah. I had fun. It was funny. I got to do it with Saweetie and she's a character. So it was a blast. She's on the board, isn't she? Yeah. Saweetie. Did you tell her or did she know, I guess? Yeah. Yeah. You're my best friend.
She wants to be on the pod. I didn't have the heart to tell her that we don't do guests, but since Kyle's not here, what if we sub in Saweetie? I think we would have a really good rapport. So what is Saweetie? Now, for a guy that maybe doesn't know, that isn't totally attuned to cool pop culture stuff,
Who is Saweetie and what does she do? She's a rapper and she's actually from the Bay Area. She's your best friend? Oh, shit. Oh, that's cool. We found each other. You guys found each other? You guys were friends before going on this show? So when I attend 49er games, we're usually in a celebrity suite or whatever, and she is...
is always there as well. I love that. So you've already talked to Sweetie. She was like, hair boy. And you were like, yeah, she calls me hair boy. Or no, what'd you get called? I call her Miss Sweetie. Miss Sweetie. Ponytail? Hey, ponytail. Yeah, yeah. What'd you guys eat? Or I gotta watch it or whatever. I don't know. Whatever.
Well, what is the song she sings? You're My Best Friend. Well, you guys would have been proud of me. She's on that, but she also has another one that's a huge banger. I'm trying to look it up. You're My Best Friend. You were real bad bitch. That one, right? Yeah, that's with her and Doja Cat. I didn't know that was the rest of it. I don't know. Did it sound exactly like her? Mm-hmm.
You were a little scared and confused. You did really well. You guys would have been really proud of me if you saw what I ate because I kind of didn't want to like be a bitch because they call you before and they're like, yo, what kind of food do you like and all that? And like, what don't you like? And I was kind of like, you lied and said, I eat everything. Yeah, I did. I said, I eat everything. Like, whatever. Like, don't. Wow. I say, I don't. I said, don't love seafood. But, you know, like, so we like love.
loves seafood. She has a meal at the Boiling Crab that you could order the Saweetie meal. Wow. She also had a McDonald's meal. She's kind of like a food icon. I didn't know this about Saweetie. I saw what the menu was and right out the gate, it's like seafood broil, freaking oyster ramen...
something. So her star power just steamrolled your life? Oh yeah, dwarfed me. She's got 12 million Instagram followers. What does that mean to you? So much bigger star. So she lorded that over you and kind of took over the entire show. She let me know the whole time. She never even looked in my eyes. It was freaking cool. I wasn't allowed to look into hers. Did you do the seafood joke? Where you're like, seafood? I eat it. Well, there's that. But
You go out and want to see seafood and then you open your mouth and it's like seafood. No, I did not. But everything was delicious. I had like these baked oysters. They were off the chain. By the way, Blake, I've taken you. I mean, you've been in Charleston. You've been in New Orleans and I've given you all this food. I said that. If you think carefully, did you see him chew and swallow? Yeah. They said, do you like raw oysters? And I'm like, actually, I had the grilled oysters when we went to Louisiana and New Orleans.
I thought those were fantastic. And these ones he made were unreal, dude. I'm sure. They were so good. I'm sure. He's the real deal, isn't he? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. David Chang rocks. And then I also tried on. Do you guys talk about stuff? Yeah, we talk about all sorts of things. I talk about you guys. We're going to have to watch it. And what is it called? You got to watch it. Tune in. It's called the Dinner Time Live with Dave Chang.
So I guess we've talked about take backs. No apologies. We'd like to apologize for our fans for Kyle being out there possibly in the world eating babies. He's not here, so we don't know what he's up to. We'd like to apologize to our fans for that.
Ran pretty smooth today. Yeah. That felt good, guys. Those last two weeks have been kind of fucking bangers. Yeah. Yeah. No one's slowing us down. No one's slowing us down. No angers. Trimming the fat. Kind of a lean, lean cut. Lean voice. And that's another episode of The Lean Lips. The Lips. The Lips. Oh, yeah. I love it. Baby free since 93. Hear that? Pumpkin.
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