Ep 206: We Are All Stardust, Just Kidding
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Today on This is Important. His nostrils are just built for cocaine. Yeah, bro, what are magnets? How do they work? Is he a little bit of a lunatic or is he making a lot of sense? I'll sleep in a bush, no problem. And here we go. Here we go. Yes! Whoa! Let's go. Let's go. Yo, Toyota-thon! Okay.

Come on down to Toyota. Let's go. But we do. I mean, Toyota owns that song now, right? Is that a Toyota? Ariba? Hot, hot, hot. I mean, it's Buster Poindexter, correct? It is. Great call, Ders. Wow. Never heard that name. I never heard that. I'm so old, dude.

So his name is Buster? Because that's a sick name. So it's the guy from, what is it, the Dolls? New York Dolls. New York Dolls, and then he had his own thing called Buster Poindexter where he did that song. He was actually also the bad guy from Mr. Nanny. Oh.

What? I thought you were going to go with Scrooge. Oh, go. Yeah. Okay. Oh, no. I think it's Miss... Or was it Suburban Commando? What's the one... He has like a metal head. It's a Hulk Hogan movie. Now you're just naming Hulk Hogan movies. Wait, the metal head? Are you sure? Wait, the metal head, it's not the High Noon Mega Mountain? That's not metal? Doesn't he have a metal head in that? No, no, no, no. This is a...

This is a Hulk Hogan movie, and he's this bad guy who has a metal plate in his head, and then when you annoy him, it starts to ring. Yeah. And he's also the guy who sings Hot, Hot, Hot and New York Dolls. And New York Dolls. His name is David Johansson, and I'm looking at him. You recognize him. He looks like an old rock star. Yes. If you look at this man, you're like, that's... His nostrils are just built for cocaine. Like, who...

Who's the lead singer of, not Pink Floyd, of... David Lee Roth. No, I'm blanking on the rock star I saw. Stephen Aerosmith. No, they're actually a fantastic band. Stephen Tyler. No, that's not the one. Mick Jagger. Peter Frampton. No, that isn't him. Jason Bowie. John Lennon.

Sean Lennon. Sean Lennon. Sammy Hagar. Julian Lennon. Isaac likes the...

Is this Billy Idol? Frank Zappa. Is it Frank Zappa? Iggy Pop. Iggy Pop. Rock stars I can't remember right now. Slash. We just named every band. Axl Rose. It's not. Joe Strummer. There's a new band that kind of sounds like the old band that's very popular now. What? Wow. We're getting thrown way off course. We're getting thrown way off course. Hold on. Yeah. A new band that sounds like an old band? What?

The Black Heat? Yes. No, it's a bunch of those kids and they all dress like fucking idiots. SpongeBob. I think he said SpongeBob. Oh, I think I know who you're talking about. I know who you're talking about. I do too. They dress like they live in the 70s. You can always see his dick. He's always wearing weird overalls, like onesies. No, it's Isaac's favorite. Is it metal something? Panther? It's

Steel Panther? No, they're Greta Van Fleet. Oh, Greta Van Fleet. Greta Van Fleet. Yes, yes. That's who you're thinking of? No, and then they're the young band, and then who do they sound like? Led Zeppelin. Led Zeppelin. Led Zeppelin. Yeah, okay. The most rock and roll band ever used. Dude, exactly. That's what I was trying to think of, and I couldn't fucking think of it. So I saw Robert Plant on...

It's science. Wait, you were using Greta Van Fleet as a reference to get to Robert Plant? That's how my brain works. I knew that you guys, I couldn't remember Led Zeppelin. I'm a dumbass. I mean, dude, speaking of songs owned by commercials, Cadillac just owning that Led Zeppelin song. Oh, yeah. Been a long time. No, no, no.

Wait, where'd you see Robert Plant? At the nursery? Yeah. Dude, I saw him at Jazz Fest. Oh. No, I saw him at Jazz Fest. This is a handful of years ago. How many years ago? And one handful, maybe like five years ago. One heaping handful. This many years. Right before the pandemic, I do believe. And my God, he looked stunning.

so old, dude. Like, I mean, obviously he's an old guy, but like you could tell he still fucks like these old rockers. There are hips. You got to get those hips moving. Like as a man that just had two hip surgeries, I'm like,

I don't know. I'm having a hard time doing my gyrations. Right. And you look at Robert Plant and you're like, this guy has no problem. He was wearing like he had a lot of scarves tied around the. Yeah. Mike's. I'm going to come. He's wearing leather pants. It was like one hundred and twelve degrees were in New Orleans. Damn. Fucking brutal. I'm like this guy. Like, I mean, the old rockers are just. Did he make you. He sure did.

Wait, how old is too old to fuck? Like, when does it get you're just too old for it? Whoa. 40? 40? 40? Hey, brother, I feel you. Oh, man. That sucks. It's never going to happen again. Fuck. I'm fucking done? It wouldn't mind. Dude, it's like, you know, when people say, like, you don't realize, like, one time you're going to go play with your friends. Right.

When you're a little kid, you're going to go out and play with your friends. Where is this going? Oh, yeah. No, I know what you mean. I'm there with you the last time. And then that's the last time that you ever went and played with your friends. Because you're getting a little older, you know? And you don't know that it's happening while you're doing it. You don't realize that it's happening. So this is possible that it can happen through fucking. It's possible that maybe one of us...

Has fucked for the last time. Has had our last fuck. You think one of us right now? Oh, my God. I feel like it's not going to happen early to one of us. I think about that for working out. When I do pull-ups, I'm like, okay, I can still do a bunch of pull-ups. But I'm always like, when is my last? Like, at 60, am I going to be able to do a pull-up? I can tell you how that feels, brother. I can't get in there and do one.

You can't do one? Kyle hasn't been able to do one since he was 27. No, no, no. We tested that. No, I can't do a pull-up. I got to make it a goal, actually. I really should make that a fucking goal. We tested that at my house once.

Remember we tested that before the first ever This is Important live show at the beautiful Irvine Improv and you came over and I was like, I know you can do one, Kyle. You can do one. I was really down. I was like, no. You proved me wrong. Yeah, yeah. I couldn't get myself up. Next live show.

Next live show. But Kyle, you could work your way up to it. Like you could start with like a band in your foot and like kind of get a little help and like get there. I'm saying at what point is it like my shoulder will shoot out of the socket at light speed? Or you never. Will it never come back? I know. I feel like that's going to be like, like realistically, like 80.

If you're staying up on it? Yeah, I just saw this 90-year-old gymnast. For sure, 80, I will not be doing a pull-up. Well, for sure, 80, too. Are you staying up on it? You know what I mean? I guess it's like, because there's old people that do crazy shit, man. I saw a reel the other day of a 90-year-old woman doing a fucking gymnastic routine on the bars. I watch videos of 90-year-olds. Hello!

I saw that too. You saw that? But I thought you were off Pornhub. Susan on X Hamster. And it wasn't AI? This AI is getting pretty good. I like that that's Kyle's AI prompts are like, 90-year-old woman doing gymnastics. Nude? Question mark? Gymnastics for Team Russia. I guess, but Kyle, that was like remarkable. I'm saying like. I know, I know. There's not videos of people just walking because that's not remarkable.

See ya. I feel like we all can elevate our game. Blake, that is 100% remarkable. I...

have a hard time walking up and down flights of stairs and i'm 40 years old i think it's pretty remarkable to be doing gymnastics feats that none of us can currently do at 90 100 was remarkable true yeah that was remarkable okay that was remarkable that what i saw yeah i think that's a good use of the word i i'm always so annoyed when people are like

man, like when people just call people geniuses or legends and you're like, like an idea though, like, Oh my God, that's genius. And you're like, no, it was just a regular, regular idea. And they're all goats. Everybody's goats. Yeah. Goats. Dude. Should we name a genius? Can you guys name one? Like what is the word unequivocal? Like,

For sure, genius. Albert Einstein. Yeah, I was going to say Einstein, too. Is that the word of the day, Ders? Unequivocal? Was he? Was he? I feel like Terrence Howard kind of declared that he's not a genius. Oh, okay. Wait, really? I've seen Terrence Howard talking some real spiritual stuff out there, and he seems to be a very knowledgeable gentleman. Oh, Jesus. Oh, boy. Where science meets the stars of heaven.

Oh, boy. Yeah. Stars of Hollywood, baby. So I didn't see the Terrence Howard thing. Is this a thing I should be tuning in for? Explain what happened. I would watch it. It's so entertaining. You're just listening to this dude.

Go deep Is he a little bit of a lunatic Or is he making a lot of sense It's a Joe Rogan podcast Is he making sense to Kyle specifically Oh yeah When I saw what he was talking about I'm like Jesus fucking Christ How deep is he I should probably go listen to this Yeah

You did, Kyle? No, I haven't. Okay, so he doesn't make any sense, but specifically to the Kyles of the world, he's making perfect sense. I only caught little bits, right, on Instagram, like reels and shit. Between gymnastics ladies? Between gymnastics 90s-year-olds.

Yeah, it was like right. It was a commercial in between that. It was perfect. Allegedly. You had to get that. Oh, shit. Hold on. Let me take a break from this 90-year-old fucking doing the bars, the parallel bars, just to tune into Terrence and him talking. Parallel bars, the parallelograms. Get it, baby. Yeah, but...

it looked interesting i'm sure it's just fucking insane but it looks you gotta watch it it's the i think it might be the best one hour special this year it's not one hour it's three hours okay best three hours they talk for three hours and this is a is this part of joe rogan's experience yes absolutely regular podcast uh yeah which is the experience i believe yeah it's just experience here's what's wild yeah

Terrence Howard does have patents. Yes, he does. Actual stuff that actual for about, about AI from like 15 years ago when people were first starting to kind of get into it, companies were,

first starting to get into it so then he stopped paying it but then all these companies that are listed on like the patent thing have cited his work and his theory or his like ideas as what they did to implement their ai like sony amazon science apple blah blah blah so he's a smart guy yeah he was early to the party but he also has these theories that are

Next level, a whole nother level. Yes. And he also he hides really smart information in between really crazy stories. So he'll be like, the way I came up with this was, well, you have to realize, like, there was a moment when I was becoming like a Jehovah's Witness. So I would always record me and my wife having sex.

And you're like, what? And he's like, and that's how I found the periodic table was not laid out correctly. And you're like, wait, rewind that other part. He started taking her legs. They were twisted. The DNA strands, they intertwined. Yes, they twist and move your body like a snake. But it's unreal. Have I told my Terrence Howard story on this podcast?

Um, I don't know, but I know you do a great impression. I did used to have a good one. I think this is the 600th podcast, so I feel like we could rewind a story or two. When I was a grocery getter on Real Time with Bill Maher, I had a parking spotlight on the lot right outside the bungalow. Real nice. You know what I mean? That was designated for my car.

I come back, a lot of groceries, hot day. I come around the corner, another, I want to say it was a Rolls. It was a super nice car. Pulls right into my spot. And I'm like,

And you guys know, as I misspoke the other day, when I see a Rolls Royce, I let it slide. But... He lets it slide when he sees a Range Rover. That car is too nice. That car is too nice. Damn. Move, bitch. Too nice. Fucking get off the road. Pull over to the side. I hit some honks. I'm like,

Nobody moves. And you were in a minivan. You were in your minivan? Were you in the green minivan or the red station wagon? I'm in a 2001 Volvo. I'm in a 2001 Volvo. Oh, I remember that. I remember that car. Yeah, that was a hot whip. Built like a hockey player. S60. That was a hot whip. Hot whip. Leather seats. Get them, boy. Was it blue? Oof.

And nobody, he doesn't back out. And I go, like a little more like, bitch, you see this Volvo? A little more like I tooted before I tooted. Now I'm honking. Okay. Um,

I'm pissed now. There is a difference. There is a difference. Yeah, a toot is polite. If you give it a little light, you know, and they're not going, you give them, oh, they're probably looking at their phone. They're probably, you know, jerking off, watching porn hub. Yeah. I give a little toot toot. A little beep beep. Tooting or yelling. Now you're laying on it. Now you're laying on it.

It's not quite a lay. It's a honk. It's a honk. And then Terrence Howard gets out of the car and I'm like,

Oh, shit. Well, fuck. And he was like this at me. And I rolled down my window. I go, hey, that's my spot. And he goes, I'm late, man. I can't. And I go, dude, my job is to buy groceries. I got to carry the groceries in. This is where I park. I'm just a PA. And he was like, I don't know what to tell you. I go, dude, where am I supposed to park? And he goes, damn it, man. Like,

Okay, hold up. And like gets back in, lets me in. But it got like charged. What? He moved? He did move because he knew. He knew. Well, that's incredible. That's incredibly informative of his character. Yeah. You moved Mr. Howard. That's huge. So he's willing to park in someone else's spot. Right. It says reserved. Which I am too. I am too. Okay. A big no-no. You are? Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. I didn't know that about you. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.

I don't know if I am. I didn't know that about you, Kyle. Yeah! I actually don't know if I am. Because that is a little bit of a big swinging dick move. Especially in Hollywood. Are you kidding me? If you're late, though. That's a big swinging dick. If you're late. Thank you, Blake. And look, this is the last guy I want to like. I'm a fan.

I like I like watching. I like his movies. Who is I'm also scared. He has the eyes where they're scary. Those I do feel like I could murder someone. There was a moment where I thought he was going to whip out those knives that the butler had in Hudson Hawk. Deep reference. But you never know. You never know. Is he in that movie? Is he in that movie? Or are you just citing the shout out to anybody listening? Who's like, fuck, I just remember that from like the deep wrinkle in my brain.

This is for you. Would you like to swing on a star? Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Tony Aiello. You got to see that movie. Hudson Hawk is sick. You'd love it. So was he in it or you're just mentioning Hudson Hawk? You would love that movie. It's like there's a butler's got these blades that pop out of his hands. Oh, okay. And Terrence Howard has kind of like a cool knife guy vibe for me. All right. Okay. He seems like a man of man of knives. Yeah.

Or a very small pistol. He's like a fluent to me. He's like a fancy man. Yes. And you're reading the definition off of Merriam-Webster. Yeah. Blake just got him. I feel like he's a poet. He walks around and he is like physical poetry. Yeah. Did you say affluence or affluent? Like affluent. Affluent. He's like a fancy man. Like, I don't see him with nods. I feel him. Oh.

affluent is affluent or i think you have to say affluent yeah oh but affluent school you don't think knives are fancy they can be i feel like knife guys are the most like sophisticated i guess i guess maybe you're right but the way you just explained like he has knives like for hands that doesn't sound that fancy yeah sound like wolverine no no not for hands they they're blades that like

shoot down from the forehand and then... Oh, okay. Well, that could be a... I don't see him even carrying a weapon, really. Yeah. I see him being like a very... Yeah, he seems like a gentle soul. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I think. Oh, you got to watch this interview. It seems like he wants destruction. Oh, really? He wants the end of the planet. He's pushing it. So then he just moved the car and everything was all good and did you see him move the car? I waved and like...

Now I'm on board. Now whatever this dude says, I'm in. Oh, yeah. I'm War Machine, baby. I definitely texted Blake, like, you need to see this. There's some answers in this interview. Oh, yeah. For Blake specifically? Blake finally is figuring stuff out? Because you know how Blake likes to read about serial killers and other things that don't make any sense to read? I do. I was like, you might... He does. He does. And Blake also likes other stuff like...

Like how, you know, you've told me before that we are all stardust. Damn. Well, dude. Yeah, that's those are the conversations that are really fun. I like those conversations. The tour got crazy. Come on. Yeah. So Blake is we've had conversations before where he's explained to me that we are all stardust. And so that was a very spiritual time in my life.

I thought I had it all figured out. I have since rescinded that. Well, I would tend to agree with you. No, and that's fine if you think that or not. I think that you would be a person that would like something like this. No, I did. As George just explained, because now you have answers to some of your deep questions that you have. No, I know. And I followed Mr. Howard a lot on what he was saying, but he would then insert these wild theories. He claimed that our asteroid belt

was a planet that was extremely similar to Earth that did the same thing with like combusting atoms or whatever. And he said they popped their planet from the inside. And that is what the asteroid belt is like. Just like crazy theory. But what's wrong with what's why does that? Why is that crazy? I don't understand. You think that.

that that was a planet that people lived on that exploded and now it's just hanging there that's just a it's a crazy theory i mean i'm i don't think it's crazy i'm of the ilk of like where you're sorry maybe crazy is not the right word but that is like out there that's a wild swing it's a wild swing that's what i mean i we don't know i'm just saying i'm saying like i don't know that that is not true and and i am but a speck i am but so much i am stardust

This is why Kyle, you cannot operate in this world being like, I do not know that that is not true. That seems like the most dangerous mind state ever. That's what everybody's when you tune into Joe Rogan. I can think of way more dangerous mindset. Yeah. Wait, but when, yeah, when you're talking about the universe and the history of the planet and the history of the universe, I think there's, I think that's the way to, that's when you should be saying that. Thank you, Kyle. Yeah.

Yeah. And, and also it kind of goes the same, uh,

the same way as when we explained that we're not sure if Kyle's eating babies or not. If he's not on the podcast, we don't know where he's at. And he could be. So it's the same. And I, I prefer to keep it that way. I don't want you guys to know. It's the same mental dexterity that we're using for that as it would explain for this. Oh God. Okay. There it is. Dexterity, baby. Oh man. Or mental dexterity. It's one of those. Look at that face, dude. I want to play poker.

I want to learn how to play poker and play with Adam and take so much money. There it is. Dexterity, baby. We got it. Or it's mental dexterity. I can't tell if it's a combined word. Adam will be looking at his hand and be like, he'll be like, I'll bet the house. And I go, yeah, dude. He'll be like, are you sure?

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Kyle, can I ask you a really complicated question? Sure. That could be a very simple answer. Sure. What is the truest truth that you know? What is true? Oh, shit. What is love? Kyle's about to fall down a fucking rabbit hole right now. What do you got for us, buddy? The truest truth that I know right now, the truest thing, is that I am here right now. Wow. Says who? Him!

That's fucking wild. Says who? That's what I know. How do you know that? Okay.

Because my consciousness says that I'm here right now. I'm here right now. Wow, dude. You're definitely, I got two words for you. You're not. Every moment. Every moment. Yeah, what if you are a simulation of someone wearing a fucking really cool Google glass? What do you mean? Dude, Blake wrote you. But I know that I'm not. Perfect. You wish. Okay, hey, and that was another episode of...

No, but I mean like, right? I can't think of another truer truth. And this is why our fans tune in to just hear our dumb ass vibes. Because now that truth that was true over there becomes a memory, right? So it might not have been super true, I think. Like I could have been clouded or something. That's not as true as the moment, the current millisecond.

Wow. Smoke weed every day. We got to get you on Joe Rogan, bro. Where did you even come up with this question, Blake? Like, what is the answer? Dude, and the fact that you can just have a soliloquy of... No, you already did that one last week. That's another one? You did mental dexterity. I did that one the other day. Well, no, because you guys, I said that the most dangerous state of mind is like... Being on buzz balls. What?

Being high on buzzwords. Oh, being able to... When you're saying, I don't know what's real, you're saying that is a dangerous mentality, which is true. But we were talking about the universe and time that was way before us. So... I know...

Yeah, but it's all the same. It's all connected. Like, we have to have universal truths. If we don't have that, then everything spirals away if we can't. That is absolutely true, Blake. I'm okay with that. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. It's the universal truth. And that's what's going to happen on this next election cycle. Here's what makes it interesting, Blake, is that once upon a time, the universal truth was that the Earth was flat. And somebody was like, I don't think it is. Okay.

And so Kyrie. And so. And how funny would it be if Terrence Howard is the guy that figured it all out? God, I wish you said Clarence Howard. Clarence Howard. I mean, imagine.

Well, yeah, right. Because these universal truths can move, like Ders is saying. They can change. You are so dumb. There's only a truth until proven not. No, that can't be. No, a truth has to be something that can never, ever change. It has to be the truth. But that's our point. Here's what I can say. There is no truth? Here's the truth that I can say. Mm.

Is that the only, like the only true thing is love. It's love. Nothing can be true because it's from a perspective, right? Like, sure. Perfect. Oh yeah. Well, that's why people, that's why my truth and your truth and, and our collective truth has now become a thing. God, I, I hate, I couldn't hate this conversation. These are the least Adam conversations you could possibly have.

Adam wants to talk about hamburgers, brother. We say the rose is red, but then there's animals who see in black. Adam, the hamburger is many different colors. To some animals, it's just black and white. I used to trip on this. What I'm saying is we only see what we can see. It is subjective. Yeah.

What's a radio wave? We can't see that, but some shit's traveling on it. It's weird. But you know who can? Bats can see them. Really? Bats can. Yeah, bro. What are magnets? How do they work? You know what I mean. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. It all comes back to being part of a family. ICP. The truest thing we know. It all comes back to the Toyota-thon. Dude, they got it right. To quote ICP,

Violent J is the one that really set this whole movement in motion. Dude, where's the Violent J Joe Rogan podcast? I want ICP on Joe Rogan tomorrow.

How is ICP doing? I haven't heard a lot of... I feel like ICP was really hot and heavy there about 10, 15 years ago. They did have a moment. They had a second moment, second wave. Okie dokie. Yeah, a real big second wave because it was the early 2000s. That was their big first wave. First wave, yeah. Big first wave, yep. Then about 10, 12 years later... You know what I think it was? What?

I think that the first wave, obviously, you got all these 12-year-olds and whatever teenagers listening to it. Water trash. And then those teenagers grew up a little bit. They got a little buying power. They got some money in their pockets. Some of them are executives now in the music business who are going, I remember a lot of people spending money on this. We could do this again. I remember Great Malenko changing my life. Should we listen to that? Great Malenko. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Okay. I mean, this shit's cool. Dark circus. That's a cool vibe.

Yeah, that actually is it. But it could also very easily just be a wrestler's entrance music. Yeah, Blake, it could. Dude, I think that's their whole thing is they make wrestler entrance music. It's pretty sick. Now that I listen to it again, it's really good. Smoke weed every day. Who played at the Dark Carnival of Souls this year? That's what I'm wondering.

They were getting names for a little bit. Are they still going? Oh, yeah. It's still in. It's probably Tila Tequila. Come on. Is that her name? Oh, that girl that was like Instagram famous 15 years ago? She was before Instagram. What are you talking about? Yeah. What?

Yeah, I feel like she was just like a straight pop-off. How did Tila Tequila get famous? Wasn't she on an episode of like Cribs or some shit? Or like a reality dating show maybe? Pizza Pizza. I feel like a lot of people used to get pop-offs from being the craziest, like the craziest...

person cool name did you know this shit look at this i didn't know that there was like a spiritual element to the dark carnival of souls oh that's oh water trash oh see ya i didn't know that i had no idea this is saying the dark carnival is where souls face judgment based on their individual actions before being sent to heaven or hell what is true yes we lost kyle dude

I had no idea that there was like some, there was a Christian. Kyle's going. Hear me out, bro. Yeah. Kyle, hear me out. You need to start up a pickleball tournament at the Dark Carnival of Souls. I bet it goes the fuck off. Oh yeah. You know, that's a sloppy pickleball.

Do you say there's a Christian element or a spiritual element? Well, it's saying heaven and hell, which I believe is Christian, right? Like, I don't think that that goes... Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if they're tapping into Christianity. It seems like a nice Hail Mary when you're kind of at the end of whatever. You just go, you start wearing a cross and selling pillows. You find Jesus at the end. I like the Hail Mary. See ya. I like the Hail Mary pun here. That's very good. It's...

Wait, the whole time Great Malenko was God? He is the Great Malenko. Yes, points! What is it? The father of the ghost and the fucking clown? What is it? The father of the ghost dad and the father of the son of the holy shit. What's this guy dressed like? Holy...

Holy shit. Yes, points. The Terrence Howard of it all. Did you ever meet? I mean, what are other some crazy celeb stories you met on the lot there, Ders? You got any crazy celeb stories? I will say that I didn't meet him, but I would see Simon Cowell pull up to American Idol in the

the craziest cars you've ever seen. Yeah, what are we talking? He also had a Phantom. Didn't he also have a Phantom Rolls? Yeah, but he had like the $2 million Bugatti. I mean, like peak Idol cash was...

banana money. Oh my God, yeah. He's probably still living off that. Were you just slack-jawed? Was that your biggest celeb spotting? Because for you, American Idol was a very big deal. You really loved American Idol. Yeah, Sinjaya. I did like it. I think I started watching season three and then I was hooked through like eight. I remember how many times you would mention David Archuleta. You would have like little...

uh writer meetings and you'd be like David Archuleta notice me Senpai notice me I think we all remember when uh he sang stand by me but then he also sang the beautiful girl little hook in there that was done by beautiful beautiful no no no no that's beautiful boy that's beautiful boy the guy who sampled by me find that for us like what is it what is it yeah

What is it? The guy who crashed his jet ski and almost died? Oh, Sean Kingston. He snuck that in there after they told him that they didn't want to pay for two songs. And he was like, fuck y'all. I'm 13. Oh, that's badass. Do you guys want to have us spell Archuleta off? Does anybody think they know? A-R-C-H. Yeah, I think. No, it's not. I'm not going to finish it.

What song did you want to hear? By the way, when you go to McDonald's in South America, it's not the Arches, it's Archuleta's.

Okay, hold on. Wait, hold on. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Oh, damn it. Gold in Archuletas. What song was it? Beautiful Girls? Where they sang Stand By Me. Archuletas sang Stand By Me and then snuck in a little bit of the song. What is it? Yeah, so I think Stand By Me is what we're looking for. Yes, but can I interrupt this broadcast on...

On March 28th, 2024, we have a new David Archuleta song called Hell Together. Would you like to hear the first 15 seconds of it? It does sound Christian. Yeah, that sounds Christian. By the way, my middle name's Christian. Oh, shit. Bow your head. It's already. Oh, it is beautiful. My God. Sick. Wow. Said love is earth.

God chooses. It's pretty. It's pretty. Yeah, we get the vibe. But also, when you hear something like that, it's pretty. It also makes you go like, it sucks that our friend Thomas Kellogg isn't just a really famous R&B singer because he's just as good. Just as good. Pick up the father, son, and the holy smokes. Holy smokes. Holy smokes.

He's got a voice. Yeah, our friend, he's really good at singing. And by the way, back to American Idol, TK auditioned many times, right? He did. Yeah, I believe he auditioned. Our friend Thomas Kellogg. The slam dunking genie. You know Thomas Kellogg. He's one of my greatest friends from Orange Coast Community College. He plays the slam dunking genie on We Be Clowning episode of Workaholics. Run it back. His performance is

Genuine legend. One of our greatest guest stars. He has like three scenes and every one of them has like five quotables. He just really, really killed it, dude. And I would say maybe got the most mileage out of his guest star. I think he's still repping it very hard. We appreciate that.

Yeah. I think he just gave away the trampoline as like some kind of like a big giveaway. Some kind of an IG giveaway. Like 10 years after the episode airs. Yeah. Like he drove it. He drove it to some dude and they met in a parking lot. And my kids are loving it. Yeah.

I love it. He did one of those like, I'm leaving it here. First one to get it. It's yours. No, I think he met a random dude. Dude, I think about that all the time. Artists are like, and I'm...

I'm actually leaving these tickets here underneath this. I'm like, how sad is it when no one just collects the tickets? Like no one is the winner. Right. I'm like, you ever hear of wind? Yeah. People just don't care. I'm putting these tickets right here on top of this bench. Can you imagine like seven years later, somebody reaches under a bench and they're like, what?

what the fuck? There's some really expired David Archuleta tickets. Or just front and center of your show. There's just like a crackhead up there just scratching his neck. When are they serving food? And you're like, no. Yeah, he's just building a little tent city in the front row. Oh,

Oh, that's weird. Front row. Holy shit. I really backfired. That is drinking this. That backfired on me. Holy shit, man. This guy's up fucking cooking beans. I don't know, man. They just showed up on my doorstep. This dude just went to fucking Christopher Lloyd, Dennis the Menace.

This dude's got a campfire up front. Admittedly, I'm not going to call him out. I was with people the other night. Is it Christopher Lloyd? It was Christopher Lloyd. And then there was a homeless guy, and he was like pissing on the side of the street. As we do. And someone called him a bum. Really? And I'm like, man, I haven't heard bum before.

in so long. Can you use it in the sentence that they did? Where they were like, look at this fucking bum. Wow. Pissing on the street in front of these kids. No sir, I don't like it. Were they talking about his butt? Were his pants down? And I loved it. I'll say I loved it. I loved it. You're bringing bum back? Bringing

bum back. You're a monster. Do you say bap? Bring bum back. Bring bum back. If you're just being homeless, you can be homeless. Unhoused. That's fine. Even that is dated. Come on, bum guy, give me your spiel. But if you're pissing on the street in front of children, that's bum moves, okay? That's not homeless guy moves. So we've all done bum moves. Yeah, I'm straight up bum. Woo!

Yeah, you might be a bum. I think I was a bum outside a comedy store a week ago, bro.

Whoopsie. Whoopsie. Yeah, that's bum attitudes. That's how Bernie Lomax went to jail on my bachelor party. Oh, from pissing? From like pissing in public? Yeah, remember? He got roped up and then we had to go get him in the morning at the Doubletree bus. Yeah, I do remember that. We had to break him out, bro. We did. There's maybe only you could answer this. We did.

And then we would kick field goals, bro. Blake, let me ask you, do you, when you say a homeless person, do you say, look at that? Unhoused individual? Like you're walking down the street and they're like, oh, there's a ton of unhoused individuals here. Is that what you say? In my mind, yeah, but I'm not just pointing them out to people like, hey, honey, look, unhoused. Well, if you're walking down the street and you're like, wow, I didn't realize that this street had so many unhoused

unhoused people. I will admit... Which I'm sure you've said before. You live in Los Angeles. Sometimes you turn a corner and you're like, I'm in Tent City. I still call them day walkers. I don't know if that's proper... I will admit that I don't think I've ever used unhoused in a sentence before.

Except for when I'm saying like, I think you're supposed to say unhoused. Well, yeah, you have to click it over. It's not a hard pivot. I still say homeless people. And by the way, I don't think that's the worst thing to do, but I will say if someone...

is always saying unhoused, I probably am not really good friends with them. Or if you're with that person all the time, you're just going to pick it up. Or you're going to start saying it. They're probably not really good friends with them. Why? It's not that hard of a pivot. Just start saying unhoused. But then they win, like...

No, no, no. Ooh, ooh. The unhoused. Honestly, I bet if you went up to a bum and said, yo, do you care if I call you unhoused or homeless or a bum? They'd be like, fuck you. Yeah.

They don't give a shit. It's just for us. It's only for us, for people to feel better about themselves seeing these homeless people. That's what it's about. But who feels better saying it? Well, what's your truth? And also, I know, Blake, I know you're not saying unhoused. I know you're not saying that. I do say unhoused. I do. I make an effort to say unhoused. I do. Oh, I like that for you. Okay, I say daywalkers. Daywalkers is tight. Yeah.

Mutants. I'm into that. I would love to do a street mic type deal where you just ask, what would you prefer to be called? Ders is stumbling into bum fights. Okay, okay. So now we're going to... And then you just kind of make them fight each other. Dude, admittedly, bum fights, if it was called unhoused fights, that's not as fun. That's not as fun of a video. No, that sounds more like a...

What's the show? Unfun. What's the channel that... Yeah, that's an HGTV show. HGTV. That sounds more like HGTV. Fuck yeah, you got there. I found it. Thank you. It took me a while. Go ahead, Ders. What's up? I mean, should we make up a new one? I also just think that somebody came up with Unhoused.

and then started pushing it. And it's like when you start a slang and you want people to start saying it, because wouldn't that be cool? That's exactly right. Or if you're the person who makes a meme about a movement, you want everyone to know that you're the dude who drew Barack Obama in Obey, right? That's a huge deal. The reason is because you can't say that someone doesn't have a home, right? That is the reason. Thank you, Kyle. That is it. Because a home...

does not could be anything for walls. Home can be your car. Home can be your. Thank you. That's such semantics. That's semantics. No, I know. But so is somebody who lives in an apartment unhoused? Are they are you unhoused if you live in a fucking RV? I don't understand. This is so stupid. Yeah, but well,

I believe it's called semantics. If you're in RV, are you unhoused? If you're, are you unhoused? If you live in a cardboard box? No, technically that's your little house. That's why. So that's fucking saying unhoused is stupid. You should, it is stupid. Whoa, no, no, no, no. I think, I think if I live in a fucking thing built of ginger, I actually just followed that logic. I think we just, that logic did not make sense. Unraveled.

your whole woke shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

You're saying tent. Fuck, Adam, he got you. Circle back, circle back, Adam. And here, let me say this. If I was a kid and I built a fort, right? And I built a fort out in the forest somewhere. But that's a fort, that's a fort. Okay, that's a fort, that's a fort. And somebody came to me and said, oh, look at this poor guy. He's unforted. Yeah, unforted. I would be, I would, he has no fort. I would be like upset because I spent a lot of time building that fort. And also you'd be like, if someone said that guy's unforted,

you'd be like, well, we're not good friends. Like, I'm not going to be that good of friends with you because you say dumb shit like that. I'm okay with people saying dumb shit. I'm okay with people. Actually, if you start saying unforted a lot, I like unforted. That seems pretty funny. Yeah, I actually immediately, I know my take back because it's going to be saying shitting on unforted because that one I can give up. Yeah, unforted is pretty cool. But wouldn't they be unfortunate? We're all unfortunate. Oh, wait a minute. Yes, points!

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Durs, I'm pulling up the definition of a house for you right now. Oh, God. What's the definition of a house? It's a building. A house is not a home. By the way, I'm just asking to make sure I have one. A building for human habitation, especially one that is lived in by a family or small group of people. Okay.

So you can't live in a house by yourself. It's no longer a house. Yeah. This is why it's stupid. Well, it says especially. This is weird. It's weird to have a definition that says especially this. What is your truth? What is the truth? A building in which people meet for a particular activity. A house of prayer, they're saying. Can we come up with our own thing that we hope catches on? Like, what's a term that we can all agree? I like unforted. Unforted.

which is pretty sick well unfortified and maybe even it's back to bum is it more of like a bummer there's a bummer because it's just kind of like there's yeah yeah it's bum because it's a little bit of a bummer they're not a bum no no i don't like that it's a bum but like look there's a bummer like it's sad it's making me feel a certain way i'm sure they feel a certain way yeah bummer they're bummers bummers work i do think that works if you're like

If you're unfortified, that makes me be like, oh, they don't have protection, right? There's not an ample amount of protection. Unfortified sounds like a pillow fort my children built. They're like throwing, you know, fucking shooting Nerf guns at each other. Yeah, it's got to be something else. All right, let me get up the thesaurus of the house. Let's see here. Oh, God, here we go. This is cringe. This is so cringe. You're being so cringe. I know, I'm being cringe. I know, I'm not going to do this. Oh, my God. I'm not going to do this.

No, you have to. But also isn't... And that's another thing. That's another thing that bugs me. I like that I'm this comic now. That's another thing that bugs me. Goodbye. Is the word cringe. And...

Having that be bad. People say, oh my God, that movie was cringe. And you're like, yeah. Wait, what movie are you talking about? American Pie is cringe. What part? You know what I mean? Movies like that. It's cringe that he's fucking this pie. That seems kind of cool. His dad walks in and I'm jerking off. It's kind of cringe. It heightens things. It is. It's shocking. Exactly. I disagree. I think cringe is funny.

very funny when he drinks the jizz and the beer it's kind of like okay that seems like it could be a thing well I think the term cringe is like getting a little loose you know cringe when you see it cringe is when someone is like

performing as if something is like good or funny and it is the like exact opposite cringe is embarrassing it's the kid who's dancing in front of everybody at school and they're all clapping and he doesn't know he's bad at dancing right but so that's like laughing at somebody like but guess what that kid yeah

is renting a house with fucking art on the walls with aliens and cows and laughing all the way to HBO, baby. Dude, that kid starred in two of the three Pitch Perfect movies. So cringe is cash, baby. So yeah. Embrace the cringe. Please don't stop the music.

Please don't stop the music. Damn, bro. Cringe pays. They used to say crime pays. Cringe pays. Cringe pays. Bam. And is it safe to say that the third pitch perfect was cringe? You can plead the fifth. Uh,

I mean, I didn't see it, but from the... Burn. You didn't see it? I did not watch that movie. You didn't? No, I did not. Burn! I did not watch it. Why? I didn't either, but I'm not like part of the squad. You know what I mean? How did you do Bumper if you didn't even see Pitch Perfect 3? What the fuck?

Yeah, you kind of dip back into the IP because my character didn't wasn't part of pitch perfect three. So why would he but he at least probably knows what's going on in the acapella world, right? No, I knew I read a synopsis. I read the little Wikipedia page. I was like, yeah, man, but you didn't need to see all that to see where you might have texted somebody off screen to fill in your character or something. I don't know if Adam gets that deep. No, I feel like when I saw them fighting like terrorists in a submarine, I feel like maybe we that would

Wait, what is Pitch Perfect 3? That's in the trailer. What is Pitch Perfect 3 about? It's like Revenge of the Nerds 2. I didn't even see the trailer. I think it gets a little wild. They go on a USO tour and then they fight some kind of terrorist. Terrence Howard has a war machine. It's in the Marvel Universe. Yeah.

Yeah, it got a little wild. Okay. That makes me want to watch it. Watch the fucking numbers on, hey, TII Nation, please go run a Pitch Perfect 3. Let's get those numbers up. Don't watch it. People do like it. He doesn't know they got Jack Black to play somebody named Thumper.

There's a whole thing. That'd be fantastic. That would be pretty sick, actually. Yes, points! He's my grandfather, or father, he shows up. I don't know. Josh Gad came in and played somebody named Stomper. Don't tell him. Dude, the universe is being built out. I'm in. Dude, the fact that Josh Gad didn't swoop that role for me, like...

That's kind of bizarre. Well, can I tell you one thing he doesn't know how to sing? Dude, I think about that so much. I think about it constantly. Yeah. Wait, I can't hit it. What did you say? Wait, what did you say? I didn't hear the T. Do it again. Doesn't matter. I'm just trying to support my boy. I also didn't hear it. You know what, Josh? Yeah, I can't sing. Please don't stop the.

He can't do that. He doesn't have that kind of explosiveness. Yeah, that is an all-star drop. I don't even know if you're... Am I pointing to you or you down here? No, you're pointing to my quick time recording right now. Yeah, that's what you're pointing to mine as well. It says this meeting is being recorded and you're pointing to that. Please don't stop the music! Hey, Blake, what else does it say?

Please don't stop the music. There's not much auto-tune on that either, huh, Adam? That's pretty natural. Is it? Jesus, Kyle. Yeah, that's my voice. You know Terrence Howard invented auto-tune? Did he really? It was originally for cars. Dude, I think that guy has... I can talk to automobiles. Did he really? Kyle, you... I mean... Jesus, buddy. You have to watch this. When you... What happened? What is true? You're so easily manipulated. What is true? The fact that he said...

Did he really? The fact that you just said, did he really to creating auto tune? Well, can I tell you, can I tell you why I did that? To be fair, he did invent something of AI. So it's, you know. Yeah. Cause Ders mentioned that he was deep in the AI, super smart. And I believe he also has a, uh, an album out. Yeah. I guess I'm, I'm still wrapping my mind. Howard has music. He has an album. He, I think he plays the trumpet. So,

So I didn't think it was that crazy. Yes, that is true. Oh, that was the thing. So the other thing about Terrence Howard is he was talking about how like sound waves were something, but I'm like, if you know so much about sound, why was your album so ass dude? His album is really, really bad. That's a good one. Yes. Points. So he was saying sound waves or something. Hold on. Let me look up this Terrence Howard fucking. Well, what was that movie that they did that, uh,

Hustle and Flow off the chain. Hustle and Flow. That song was a banger. Maybe we play it. But that was written by three six. But that's three six mafia. Oh, that's true. That's true. DJ Paul. And it was hard out there for a pimp. They won an Oscar. And no one knew that that that one of the guys had like a little arm until they won the they won the Grammy.

Well, the Grammy is so big. Oh, yeah. DJ Paul? DJ Paul. Yeah, DJ Paul. Baby arm. DJ Paul got a baby arm. Yeah. I feel like a lot... The world didn't quite know how tiny that arm was until they got on stage and collected that award. Because he would always hold a goblet with it? He had a...

thing, like how Bob Dole always had a pencil or whatever. Oh, right. So that you didn't see that his hand was always a kung fu grip. Yeah, what do you think that is? Is it like you hide it in plain sight? You're like, oh, this person is always using that hand. It must be super functional. Yeah, it's like when you grow your hair. Like, we know what you look like. You can't hide. Yeah, we're hiding. You're hiding in plain sight. I don't know what you...

I don't know how that correlates at all. You don't follow that? Because we know that you got like one of those baby flatheads, like super baby flathead, like the back of your head is just straight up. We all know. We can see it. Yeah, we can clearly see it, how your head is shaped. You think I'm a conehead? No, no, just flat.

No way. Dude, admittedly, I'm a little worried about my son's head. It's a little flat. Is it? You can get the helmet now. I think everybody does it just to get the perfect shape. Yeah, you can do a shaping helmet. Yeah, I don't want to. You got to wear a helmet all the time? That seems whack. Six months. Six months. But you get a cool one. You can get like an ACDC one. You can make it rock. No, no, no. Oh, ACDC. See ya. I want a Greta Van Fleet helmet.

Will you play me the biggest Greta Van Fleet? Because I was almost positive that was some white folk singer. I think they're Australian. And the lead singer always wears like velvet overalls where you can see his whole fucking package. It's fucking hot, dude. Just play the song. Tell me more.

No, they're American. They're not Australian at all. Oh, they're not? Yeah, they're from like Michigan or some shit. I think they're Australian. The way he wears those overalls. It's just about what he's wearing? No, no, no. Yeah, they're from Michigan.

Blake, you're insane. What's the name of the dude on the Raptors? Vlan Vliet? Yeah, Freddy Van Vliet. He looks like Drake, but kind of is like... I think he was just on Toronto. Are they in the band? Yeah, he's a part of the Van Vliet. Are you ready? Play a Greta Van Vliet song. Okay, this one's called Highway Tune. It's only going to be 15 seconds. That's all right. I think that's all I'll need. Okay.

Okay. Get your fucking overalls on with your cock showing. These guys want to be blackies. Yeah, they're very blackies. I got my cock in my velvet overalls.

I am such a sucker. Yeah. I love guitars. Yeah. Admittedly, and his voice sounds awesome. It sounds like Led Zeppelin. It sounds like Robert Plant, right? Yeah. Here, I'll play another one so maybe we can get his voice. I'll play. Ah! Nope. Nope. Nope. I feel your everything. I feel your everything. I really want to know.

I want to feel your everything. He sounds like Robert. He sounds like Robert. Yeah. So they're doing a really good impression. I'm like, when is the next rock band going to come out that just sounds like themselves? Yeah, yeah. That's what I was going to say. It's hard for me to... Can you do that? Can you do that now? Have we exhausted all of the possibilities of what a rock band sounds like since the conception of rock? We might have. And that's why we've moved off of it. And now it's all DJs and shit. Yeah.

And country. And country. But it's like dip hop. Punk rock getting radical. Dude, whites are in a panic right now. They're like, what do we listen to now? And then they're all going to country. And even country's getting produced on like a hip hop weird level. Yeah, they call it, it's like dip hop, dude. Dip hop. Okay, I'll go off. Okay. Look at this guy. Okay, go off, queen. It's like country boy, put a dip in. That's what I heard years ago. Ooh!

From dipping or because Diplo produces it all? No, no, because of dipping. That's what it was like 10 years ago. I remember people starting to go. Like dip. Like you put tobacco in your lip. Oh, sure. Yeah, dip pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not that I'm like the biggest fan of... Dip pop? Are you going to go my way? What's his name? Humans? Lenny Kravitz, right? But when he came out, he was like, oh, he sounds like the 70s. But he also kind of was just so hot it didn't matter.

Not the biggest, but a pretty big cock. A pretty big cock. Remember when it exploded out of his pants? Yeah, that was incredible. I think that might have been episode two for us where we're like, what do we talk about? Yeah, no, it's the greatest moment on internet history. Let's just say we never forgot. When Lenny hits the splits and then sucks his dick. Yeah. Yeah.

That is the gif of all gifs, baby. The gif that keeps giving, baby. So good. Yeah, so just to bring that back, he like dipped low on stage, was wearing leather pants, and his crotch, like the leather exploded, ripped apart, and his dick...

shot out like a slinky. And then his dick flopped out. And was it on like the Today Show? No. I think it was at a concert. Okay. And then he quickly pulled his legs back in and it sucked back inside. It was incredible.

Consummate professional. Yeah, dude. That's how you know he knows how to use his cock because that shit zipped up real quick. The cock control was next level. Elite level cock control. I didn't mind him and his cock sounding like previous... There was even a band a few years ago called Yuck that had a very...

90s, not grunge, but alternative sound that was pretty cool. I've never heard Yuck. Yuck was kind of cool. I love it! There's no stuff. But I don't know how many albums they could do of doing that. There was like a Dinosaur Jr. kind of...

I like that. I like dinosaur shingles. Well, you know who I think is probably doing it the best is our friends over at Turnstile. Okay, yeah. Because they're doing a great job of like blending genres. They do have some great masks. Where you're like, oh, this is like punk. This is kind of metal. This is sort of psychedelic. They even have some like jazz fucking. Don't they have some jazz shit going on? Some jazz fucking stuff? Yeah, they got it all. They got it all. Yeah, jazz fucking. They got it all. Yeah, so I think they're probably right now doing the best of trying to do their-

So you're saying they're taking from before and blending or they're a totally new sound? Or they're original. That in and of itself is an original thing. No one's come original since I think we know. Well, yeah. No, I think they do have a very... They are a rock and roll band, but they do have a very original and eclectic sound. You know what I mean? Kyle knows that to be true. That's the one truth. That's Kyle's one truth. Well, that's what I mean. But they travel with... They have the same members all the time, right? And then...

I don't know. Is that true? What? What happened, Coe? Yeah. What? You just fell asleep there? Yeah. I'm back. You gave up? Yeah.

You want to know who's making a really original sounding music? Here we go. David Archuleta? That song that we wanted you to play earlier? Who do we got, Blake? No, his name is Terrence Howard. Here we go. He's pretty damn good. Are you ready? I mean, do we want to save it for when we go? Or do we want to do some takebacks? Well, we can play a couple songs. Oh, okay. Yeah, let's get some takebacks. So you really want to fucking tail off this episode, huh? I do want to take back. Wait.

I've heard this. Sounds like Cass Davis. Because I've heard this album. Yeah, it does. You've heard this, Kyle? Yeah. Kyle, you've heard this? I'm pretty sure I've heard this. I don't know if I've heard this. Hold on, I'm going to skip ahead. It's me. I've heard this. When did this come out? Because I feel like if we lived together, we'd listen. And science isn't real and one plus one doesn't equal two. Was that real? It was.

But you skipped ahead. It didn't jump like that. No, it didn't. But I was running out of time. You were running out of time. Why don't you let it run, dude? Yeah, please don't stop the music. I can't, dude. You know I only get 15 seconds, and we hit that limit. And you know, Terrence is using AI to track when his song plays anywhere in the world. And if we play more than the 15 seconds, he's... Oh my God, he's here. Exactly.

He's here. He's at my door. My ring camera just went off. There's a guy at my front door and it's Terrence Howard. And his right eye is glowing red. War machine. Maybe he got into AI because he did need the auto-tune so bad. You know what I mean? Perfect. I like that. I like that. I also would like to take back. I'd like to take something back.

Okay. I don't think I would park in a spot, in somebody else's spot. I just said that to kind of maybe sound a little dangerous and cool in the moment and maybe give a little empathy to Terrence. Yeah. Kyle, this is a few episodes in a row where you're kind of saying stuff that...

That isn't real. And you're just trying to say stuff to sound cooler in the moment. There's a few episodes now, I think, in a row that this has happened. That's okay, though. But don't you think, like, I'm showing progress? Like, I'm acknowledging it right now.

I guess the better progress would be just not to say things. Yeah, no, but it's cool if you just say really offensive, terrible things and then you say like, oh man, I'm sorry about that. Yeah, well, that's what I thought. I shouldn't have said that. I'm not taking back the unhoused thing. I think that's fucking, I think that, I do think that's stupid and I don't think any homeless person gives a shit about that. Yeah, and I did follow your logic. I think it's just for people to feel better about themselves. Yeah.

uh which doesn't help anyone so it's stupid that's dumb i also follow the logic with saying like you're unhoused is can be really like insensitive as well okay you know i can follow that it's science i can follow that do people say vagrants anymore yeah that one works better for me i'm just asking what is the definition of vagrant

I feel only landlords are allowed to say vagrants, right? Because you own the property, so you're like, there's a vagrant. Is vagrant when it's like a very bad fragrant? Yeah, maybe that is where it came from because sometimes... A vagrant is a person without a settled home or regular work who wanders from place to place and lives by begging. Oh, okay. There we go.

So there we go. Are you not watching the show like the vagrant? Doesn't that sound like kind of sophisticated? That sounds way, way better. Yeah, that sounds good. I think that's like a Jack Kerouac book called Dharma Bums. That sounds like, yes, that I would watch that. Absolutely. The vagrant. Do you think you'd get side eye from somebody outside of Adam's friend circle? If you said part of it, I mean, they have to do something. We've got to come up with a concept.

a cohesive plan to take care of these vagrants, do you think you'd catch somebody being like, excuse me? Right. I bet somebody, yeah, somebody would. Well, on the internet, not in real life, not like out on the street, no one would bat an eye, but it would be once it's recorded and then put on the internet and then keyboard warriors. Yeah.

come in and they feel like they've got to stand up for someone they've never met before. Social warriors? I think you said keyboard warriors. Adam's going in on the keyboard warriors. Which is what now? What is that now? Keyboard warriors. It's when Twitter fingers send trigger fingers. Oh, okay. Got it. The opposite of that. When Twitter fingers are just Twitter fingers. But also as a writer, when Twitter fingers

You don't want to use the same word over and over again? You want to keep it flowy? Am I supposed to just say unhoused every time and sound like a fucking weirdo? No, I think you can say vagrant. Spice it up. What are you writing? What is this thing that you're writing? As I speak, as I say vagrant, I want to say vagrant a lot more. I think you can say vagrant. I actually would adopt that phrase. I would adopt that.

I think we all have to adopt that phrase. I'm not just saying that. I'm not just saying that. I feel like it's a good word. All right. Listen. Vagabond? Vagabond is huge. A vagabond actually sounds really... And you know what sucks is that was a perfectly great term.

That fell out of... Did that word get canceled at some point? Vagabond? Let's hear vagabond. Okay, here you go. Here's... Dude, no. Vagabond is better. Vagabond is better. A person who wanders from place to place without a home or a job. That's a great fucking word. Yeah, but what if you don't wander? What if you're just kind of kicking it behind the McDonald's and you don't go anywhere else? Well...

I would recommend you start wandering. But you're still, like, kind of wandering from the McDonald's to, like, the corner and then come back. Yeah, you got to wander somewhere, buddy. You're wandering at some point. No, man, I'm just kicking it, bro. I'm wandering while you're not fucking... You got to wander down to the river, wash your clothes. You know, you got to do...

That's what I would do. Yeah. Nah, fuck that. Yeah. Go get your bottles of water and stuff. You got to- Out of the four of us, who do we think could last the longest and the least longest on the streets? Kyle, the longest. Thanks. I don't know. I'm good. Yeah. I think Kyle's the longest. Well, it's just when you go on like naked and afraid, they like pack the weight on first. So like their body starts eating itself. Wake up! All right.

I'm good. Well, Kyle, the longest, because I feel like... You know when they say it's hard if you don't look homeless, you're not welcomed into the society? Right. You're not welcomed into the society. Right. So actually, Kyle with the shorter hair might not last that long. Right. Yeah, you blew it, bud. You...

you close your window. I mean, it's true. I do need to have like my showers and stuff. I think I would get, I think I would get really, I would get really cranky. I think very quickly out on the road. I think that's what happens. But itch. Yeah. Where your tank top with your, with your armpit hair, uh,

flowing out the sides and I think they might welcome you. They might be like, oh, okay, he just got his haircut. He's fine. No. Welcome me? What, into the whole community? Like, I'm not... Into the community. I feel like I'll just go wherever I... wherever... people don't bother me. No, you'll get murdered. You'll get murdered there. Unbelievable. I do think about this a lot. You know how, like... Yeah. Yeah.

When you walk past a vagrant and they talk to you, but you don't necessarily always talk back, right? Sure. And how many times does that happen before you go like, to Kyle's point, the one truth, do I exist? Like all of a sudden you're talking to people and people are just walking by as if you're not there. Like, doesn't that like make you crazier than like...

Yeah. It's a fucking bummer. It's a bummer. Oh my God. You take away that one truth. You take away the one truth, Kyle. Yeah. Fuck. And maybe that's why they're always being like Skittles bubble gum. And you're like, they're like not saying like sentences to you. They're just saying shit. And you're like, I don't understand what any of this means. Even if they are sometimes I'm like, Oh,

I'm on my way. Well, I'm saying they got so spun out. They were saying, hello, can you help me at first? And then 10 years in, now they're saying, you know. Skittles and bubble gum, like you said, yeah. Just random words together. Right. Right. They're like, are you Macaulay Culkin? And I'm like.

I'm not. I'm not Macaulay Culkin. I could see that though. Yeah. I could see that though. Yeah. Are you a giant Macaulay Culkin? And I say, no. So that, so Kyle, I, I, I actually think Kyle would do the best in the wilderness, but on the streets, I think maybe Blake, cause Blake can sleep anywhere. Oh,

You know what I mean? He can sleep anywhere. That's actually a really good point. I don't give a fuck! His sleeping ability on floors, cold floors, it doesn't matter. He'll be at home. He'll sleep underneath his bed for whatever reason that night. I'll sleep in a bush. No problem. Yeah. No problem. Yeah, so I think Blake might actually have it. I love a bush. Me too. I give myself...

45 minutes. Yeah, Ders, you're out. And I don't think it's because I wouldn't survive. They would attack me and stab me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd be murdered pretty quickly. Ders is just going on a hike and then he's getting fucked up. Because they'd be like, we don't want you here, dude. You are not welcome. I feel like I might be able to make a couple friends early on and battle it out for a week and then be used for my meats. Okay. You would figure it out.

Yeah. They're going to cannibalize you. So you think that they're cannibals. Wow, man. Let me just get the definition of cannibals up. Dude, in L.A., for sure, some vagrants are cannibals. Any take back, Adam? What the hell? Any take back? Some. In some...

I'm not saying all, or I'm just saying there's, there's serial killers there. There's obviously, there's definitely serial killers. This is something that you cannot say is insane. It's like, you know, it's probably true. It's some. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of what we were saying earlier. Yeah. So I would be used for my meats about one, one weekend. Yeah.

So you're being eaten alive within a week. Not alive. They would kill me first and then they would use my meats. They would use my meats. Ooh, eating alive. Gross. And I'm going to get ahead of this. I don't want this conversation taken out of context. Okay. No, let's leave all the context here. I want the context out.

take him in context is context is everything um so don't don't come for us we're here we're at least we're we're trying to solve the problem do not come we're trying to figure it out we're trying to figure it out as my mother would say consider the source we're doing our part we're trying to take like dumb ways that society is moving forward but it's not moving forward and make that make it uh just better for everyone sideways we're just going sideways yeah

That shit's important. Let's just turn this side. And this is important. We're basically Terrence Howard. God damn. I guess Terrence Howard really sent us on a journey, didn't he? Did you just say, were Terrence Howards? Yes. Okay. I thought you were going to say, were Terrence Howards like...

Friends or we're just several. No, we're just multiple. Yeah. We're the multiverse. We're the play. Play us out on a little hustle and flow that, that banger from hustle and flow. What was it? That trick is called. Well, hard out, hard out there for a pin. I thought it was hot out here for a pin. Okay. Chamber. What do you think is the hit? It's called with that trick. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. I got it. Uh,

Was there two? Is there two songs from that? I think there is. There's Whoop That Trick or we could play Hard Out Here for him. If you're listening at home, do you enjoy this kind of banter that we're doing here now about what something might have been as Blake looks something up? Yeah, they do. Obviously. Slide into Adam's DMs and let him know. Whoop That Trick! Whoop That Trick!

Okay. Admittedly, I remember this exact scene when they're all doing this. Right. Oh, this is a remix, though. It's good. Is that when Anthony Anderson and DJ...

Yeah. DJ Squall or fucking... And the skinny guy, the skinny guy... DJ Quall. DJ Quall, yeah. Yeah. And then this was America's grand introduction to Taraji P. Henson, right? Yeah, I believe so. The best. You didn't know, now you know. Best. Well, what is... No, Hard Out Here for the Pimp is the banger. Okay, well, then this was another episode of... Oh!

I would start and end every episode with this song.

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