Ep 196: Save Atlantic City
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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about... My nutsack is resting on his knuckles. I'll feel okay about piercing Isaac's nipples unless I look down and see he's got a boner. Let's just say you're going to be having a lot of flooding in the southern region. ♪

Here we go. Start your engines. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Woo! Blue and yellow, purple pills. Nucky Grandma! Who cares? Blue and yellow, purple pills.

I was just showing Ders my little tackle box pill. I thought I showed you this. I thought I showed this to you guys. Yeah, but your pill pack is extra, extra packed. Yeah, dude. That is crazy. It looks like the bathroom buddy from Gremlins. It's my tackle box, baby.

Look at all them. That's crazy. You're going to tackle all those? Damn, man. Damn, son. Look at all the different colored pills, dude. They look delicious. Oh, and oh my God. You should. I will say the baclofen gets stuck in your throat sometimes, and then every once in a while you're like. Talk about it. The what gets stuck in

You do what now? The black guy's what? Blackliphant. The backliphant. It's a muscle relaxer. You call it the black elephant, huh? The black elephant gets stuck in the back. We just found out that... Who's we? That we, collective, the three of us. The us. The three best friends. Maybe. Just found out that I have been... I somehow had like a filter on my...

Somehow. Dude, I swear to God I never did it. Why would I do that? Hot, hot, hot, hot. Yes. Well, Adam has evidently been reading in comments that people are saying it looks like you are wearing a full face of makeup. Yeah, people are like... And then I took a meeting the other day with an important person, and he was like, stop the meeting. He goes, I'm so sorry. Are you wearing a full face of makeup? Dude, it's legit the exact...

from Mrs. Doubtfire where he's like, are you wearing lipstick? And he says, are you wearing lipstick? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, dude. Why didn't we notice this? Bully. Yeah, I don't know. You guys must just think I'm kind of a hot boy. Yeah, kind of. Admittedly. And then we also found out that last episode, you guys were like, you're flipped. Your mirror's flipped. That's not how your face is supposed to look. Flipped it for real. And so somehow it was mirrored and it was flipped the opposite way. And now I'm like...

I feel. Now you have no makeup filter and you're flipped. So you're, yeah. This right here, this is all me, baby. What are you doing with your mouth? Jesus Christ. Yeah. What the hell? Ugh. Whenever Adam, you know Adam's looking at himself when he starts curling the sides of his mouth. What is that? Oh, baby. I don't know what that is. Randy. Yeah, he starts just chewing an invisible piece of gum. Mm-hmm.

Or a hard piece of beef jerky. His face goes, I'm slurping on something. Hello. Full Dr. Seuss. I like that. Okay, black elephant. Dude, I have a little story. You know all my ailments, so I got a new physical therapist, like a massage guy. He does body work. Yeah. He got you. He came very highly recommended from my...

acupuncturist and she's like, yeah, it's a weird situation, but he's really, really good at what he does. But it can get strange. I'm like...

Okay. He hit the psoas. All right. And I go in there, and it's like a tiny little office, and there's a huge crucifix on the wall, and he's playing... Oh, God. Is it upright or upside down? It's upright. Okay. And he's playing Christian hymns. Got me upright. And he's like, any music you want. But at the time, I didn't know that it was... It just was like some acoustic... I'm like, I just walked in. So I'm like, yeah, whatever you want. Whatever you want. Right. And then...

It's a two hour long session. This guy's digging in and it's just Christian music blasting. And then he goes, okay, get on the pommel horse. I signed a lot of paperwork, like a lot of

Okay. Yeah, that you have to. You have to. Yeah, because they can paralyze you, right? Yeah, probably. Yeah, and you're not allowed to blame them. Yeah. It ain't my fault. Best case scenario is legs start shaking. He's a big guy, right? So if he wanted to, he could hold me down and I would never get up, right? Yeah, hey, that's the idea. Yeah, sure. And this is the back office. There's no one else in the office. Yeah.

Have you ever squirt before? And so he tells me to take off all of my clothes. Usually people are like, just leave the underwear on. It's fine. He's like, take off all of your clothes. It's science. And I'm like, okay. And then he gets in there, dude. No. He goes, I'm going to have to go under the hood. He slides his hand up under my nutsack. So now his knuckles, my nutsack is resting on his knuckles.

It's a bagel. Hang on. Can I just pause? Can I pause this real quick? You may. Sure. He says... No, it's going way faster. Like, the story was kind of getting drawn out, and then it just hit the fucking gas, and we went zero to 100. Oh, sorry. I don't want to come yet. Yeah. Fair. Jesus. He says, I gotta go under the hood, or does he, like, go, so, what I'm trying to do here is this, and I need to get to this spot. Right. He was, and...

He said a lot of technical jargon. Did you say go with God? Mumbo jumbo. A lot of technical jargon that I don't really know. But it's something about the iliopsoas muscle and it's way down there. Way down there. Way down deep. And so he's,

So basically he like to draw the story out more, Blake, he jiggles. He just jiggles. It just took a big jump. We went from what music you were listening to. He's under your nutsack, dude. I'm just like, come on. One, two, skip a few. So to start to start for the first 10 minutes of this, he just jiggles your body. He just just jiggles. And you're like.

So you're wiggled. Yeah. But then I would say maybe five or 10 minutes after that, before he does a few other little things, he goes under the hood. What are the little things though? Don't just say little day. What are the little things like? He sucks my cock. Goodbye. Is he like on your grundle? Yeah. What section are we? Yes. So he's on my taint and,

And it's... He's at the back of the dick. Yes. He's underneath. And by the way, dude. Nice. How much? It was weird. It was weird because when he's jiggling, I'm butt naked and only a sheet. And it was kind of like a rough, a rougher sheet. I'm gonna cum. So I'm getting a lot of friction on my dick. Oh, the thread count? The thread count was like 100, you know, some basic target. But that's fine. But that being said, I was... That's like off-brand toilet paper. I was getting a lot of friction there. Sure. So my dick was... It was waking up.

And it wasn't, it shouldn't have been waking up, but it was waking up from the amount of jiggles. Did you try to counter with like any sort of thoughts, you know, where you were like raw chicken, uh, unless that does it for you. And that might get me hard, dude. Okay. Rotisserie strings. So this dude is grabbing you. You're under some fucking tissue paper. First, he's just grinding his dick into the table. He's got you by the shoulder and he's shaking you.

He's shaking you and your dick's starting to get hard. So I'm face up. I'm face up and he's just shaking my leg. And he's never looking down. It never got unprofessional. He's not looking you in the eyes. He's not looking down, sneaking a peek. But he's my first time meeting the guy.

Like, I just met him, and 15 minutes later, here we are. Sure. It sounds very professional. Gotcha, bitch! So I'm concentrated on the Christian music, and I think that's why he plays it. He's like, everybody kind of gets a little chub from the jiggles. Because Satan has entered the chat. I kept having to move my...

my dick to the other side because it keeps flopping over to like where he jiggles it back to and it like keeps like whapping him right and you and you say you had to do that i'm right i had to and then dude it keeps it keeps like whacking him in the wrist it keeps like hitting him your dick my dick because he's like shaking my leg and he's right there and it just keeps like are you do you have like a like a one leg are you on your stomach on my back and i'm face up you're on your back

And your dick keeps making its way in the world today. And he's under the covers. He's flesh on flesh. And so do you have one knee up kind of thing and one leg straight and he's in there? I did, yes, after...

to get in deep. But when he's just jiggling my leg, when the dick is flapping back and forth, that's when I keep whacking him in the wrist. And I'm like... On the wrist? Yeah. You can't go back. No, dude, dude, dude, dude. I have to tell you. I have to tell you. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. I mean, but first, there's a lot of places your dick can touch another man and it's okay. But on the wrist, there's a whole other level. There's a lot of places? Hang on. Sure. Hang on.

There's a few. Is there any? Okay. Doctor. There's a handful. Oh, sure. A doctor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blake didn't say a doctor. He just said another man. There's a lot of places your dick can touch another man. There's a lot of places. Yeah. There's a lot of ways a doctor can touch your dick, but it should never be with his wrist. That.

Actually, if we're getting into that, no, there's not a lot of ways they can. With a gloved hand. I feel like a doctor could lay. I think there's only a handful. You say, get your dick right up here across your lap? Yeah, man. I need it right across my lap. Have you ever had a doctor rest your dick on their shoulder while they reach for their stethoscope? No.

He's checking it out. He goes, hang on. He's kneeled down there. He's dressed it. Polly want a cracker? So he slides. So he goes under the hood, right? And he goes, he's like, and he's telling me, he's like, well, I only use three fingers here because if... The fact that he doesn't go, I need to go under your... He calls it like the hood. He's being like... He's a cool guy. Go ahead. Say.

And then he says, if I use a fourth finger, he's like, that would be inappropriate because that would go... That would breach the crest of your asshole. No. So... He says this? And I'm like, absolutely, that would. Absolutely. This is how he gets you, man. You're being groomed, dog. Quiet on set. And by the way, this is 15 minutes in. So I'm like, I haven't experienced anything else. And this is the very first... And I'm like, what did I get myself into? And then...

He starts jiggling. I start moving my leg in a way, and he's rubbing my taint. Just pressing, pressing, and I'm moving, and it's going back and forth. It's so painful, dude. It's like a white hot pain. He's like, this is going to feel like fire. And it feels like he's hitting guitar strings, and he's pressed in deep. It's science. I bet it does, man. I bet it does. This motherfucker turned into Santana. For real, dude. He was tickling them strings.

And I swear to God. And he goes, don't worry, there will be a relief. And it goes, all of a sudden it goes ting and the pain is gone. And like a warm feeling came over. The pain with a capital P, like T capital T H E capital P. The pain, the one, like the thing that's been bothering me. And then the rest of my psoas released.

And it was the best. I'm hurting a little bit today, but like because I went to physical therapy and I did all my exercise again, I think I tightened it back up. But it was like an unreal experience. And then he went through and every other tight part of my body. He did that, too.

And it was like, what? And he just goes, he, it was like a fucking wizard with this shit. The back and forth lateral, like the lateral movements against the fibers of the muscle. Exactly. And then, and then he's moving the opposite way and you just feel it release and a warmth comes over you in that area. And all of a sudden I got news for you, pal.

That was the only thing coming over you. I'm going to come. And it just would release and you felt fucking fantastic. Well, that's great. That's great news. Did you drop right into jazz splits? Yeah, I did. Back to business as usual. Back to back.

And it was it was truly was the most. So now I'm going to go all the time now. And I'm like, whatever, whatever I have to do to to to feel better because I haven't felt good in like well over a year, you know, so. Right. Well, how often are you supposed to go through this process? Like, is this like twice a day if he's like, yeah, are you coming back for like a fiend over there?

I think it's going to be. He was like, you're in bad shape, you know, and he could tell. And he was like, you're in really bad shape. You probably need to come like three times a week and then do three, three times, two, two times, three times. So every other week is twice a week. Come three times a week. So, yeah. So, OK, get it, boy. And it came. My physical therapist had been to him and she's like, he's just like he's a magician.

He's crazy. What does he do with her? Let him under the hood. Well, she doesn't have psoas pain. And he was like... Because I talked to him about it, and I was like, this is weird, for sure. And he was like, a lot of people don't do this because the groin area is like the no-no zone, right? We don't treat it. We act like it doesn't exist. But people do get injured there, and you do have to... Of course. If you want it treated, you have to get in there. And it's like, to me, it's just...

It's just geography. It's just, you know, where it's like. Oh, shit. It's just where it's at. It's geography. Hey, this is like knowing the state capitals to me, brother. Don't worry about it. This is just you can call this Hurricane Hands. I mean, OK, and you're dick. It's just Florida. It's just geography. Yeah, I'm the weatherman. I'm gonna make it rain. It's just geography. My dog is Cuba, man. You can't go there. You can't travel there.

Yes, points! Let's just say you're going to be having a lot of flooding in the southern region. Let's just say there's going to be an atmospheric river going right in your belly button, bud.

yeah points the levee's broke i think i think i'm less worried about getting a fucking boner during a massage it's hitting the wrist and more worried about the person getting a boner during my massage yeah well it's hitting the wrist i think that i think i think that would freak me out more if i had a full-on hard-on but then looked over and the

Dude had a heart on like through his pants. Oh, okay. I get what you're saying. Yeah, that would be... That'd be weird. But then also like what is... What them hands do. Because... Okay. I... What that wrist do. What them hands do though. Because...

I told Chloe, I was like, it was kind of strange, you know, because he basically he could have easily just started fingering my ass. Honey, come here and look under my hood. Like I've never. Yeah. I mean, it's a place I've never had anyone press their hand there, you know? Sure. Well, we just don't see each other. Did you tell him that? Did you tell him that? She goes, honestly, you know, you could easily finger my ass. Yeah, you could easily finger my ass.

No, he said that already. He goes, if I use four fingers, it's whatever. Go ahead. He was like, it'll breach the crest. I'm like, yeah, it's true. It's true. Crest. And goodbye. Chloe was like, I don't care if this guy goes home and like furiously masturbates to this. If he helps you find what it like. It's yeah. Yeah. So I'm like, I don't either. That's fine. I'm talking in the moment. Yeah. If I look over.

And there's a boner? Right. That takes me out of it suddenly. Yeah, that would probably take me out of it too. Yeah. The Soazmite Titan rhyme. Hey, call me old school. Call me old school. You know? And by the way, this goes for anything. It does.

If I'm playing like one-on-one basketball against Blake, who I have said I'm going to beat, and I look down at you in your mesh shorts and you're rock hard, I go, T.O. Bro, that's called defense. That's a mind game. That's Blake's defense. He bumps and grinds. Yeah. He's banging bodies down low.

Whatever it takes to get the win, to me, that's fair game. Fair enough. Yeah, afterwards, I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Yeah, so that was the big thing in my life. What's been going on with you dudes? Any cool shit? You guys see Kanye or have a man finger your asshole or...

No. You're on a roll. Yeah, you really are. I've been bringing some heat, I will admit. Yeah. I dodged a bullet, sort of. Oh, literally? He literally dodged a bullet. No, I wish it was that cool. It was almost that cool. You wish it were that cool? Yeah. Well, dodging bullets, it feels like that's kind of a cool thing.

Neo Anderson. You got two kids. I feel like maybe we stay away from bullets, flying bullets towards you. But if I'm dodging them, come on. That's a cool dad at that point. Yeah. No, I thought I had broke my foot.

Oh, yeah. I saw a picture of you with crutches. What's that? By the way, dude, the fact that you have Supreme branded crutches, they got to be a T-Bus. There are T-Bus. Yeah, I borrowed them from a T-Bus. I didn't want it because the doctor. So what if you sold those crutches, they would be like twenty five thousand dollars or something stupid, right? Probably fifteen hundred. No, they're just stickers. It's not actually Supreme.

crutches. Oh, well, Supreme, your slip Supreme needs to get on that, dude. Yeah, that would be really sick. You're skaters because Supreme, the brand like they just release everything. They're like, this is the member when they sold the brick for like thousands of dollars and it was just a Supreme branded brick.

Yeah. Although that's what I built my home. That's tight. That's tight. And that's what we're going to be selling merch at the Atlantic City show. Yeah. April. Yeah. Wait till you see that. Wait till I throw one of those out. This is important. Brick. We're going to be tossing them out. Don't you even worry about it? Just throwing them out. We're back.

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I mean, this episode airs right before the Atlantic City show, right? Yeah. My God, man. Yeah, dude. Right there, baby. And we're coming in hot, baby. ATL City. I want to blow my entire whatever I made.

at the craps table or take all of their money. Maybe blackjack, only because I know how to play. So you're saying let's flip the paychecks directly onto the table. Yeah, I think that's what they want. I think we might be invited back. If we do that, they're like, yeah, these guys will come. We'll give them a healthy salary.

Unless you win and double it. And then we'll never be invited back, which is fine. We doubled up. Yeah, they're like, that's it. How many performers who go to casinos, what do you think the average percentage of money that goes right back into the casinos is? A lot. A lot. Dude, who was it? Bruno Mars owes like $50 million. That's

Literally $50 million at whatever casino. Yes. I think MGM or something. Yeah. What's his song? Something, something, something's going to give it to you. Uptown Funk. Uptown Funk. I remember the night you guys fell in love with him at the Super Bowl. Oh, my God. Dude. Fucking talent. I like him. I like him. I feel like I'd want to kick it with him. He seems cool. He does seem cool. And his whole backstory is like, I used to do a ton of blow, but I'm good now. But if he's running that kind of checkup.

I think he might still be dabbling. I think he might dabble. Yeah, dude. He reminds me of Prince. Just like this uber talented little tiny little fairy dust of a man. Yeah. He's a smaller gentleman. I love that little guy. You love little dudes. I love little... Adam likes to roll with little guys to be the big man. Yeah. That's...

That's why I keep my small crew. He's like, come here. Come here, little guy. Get over here. Yeah, no, he owes like $50 million. Imagine running a $50 million tab up and how awesome that would be. Yeah, what's he worth that he can run up a $50 million tab? How much does he make from there? I guess his deal from MGM is $90 million a year.

Well, then why don't they just not pay him? I think I mean, they have to. I think they are. Vegas work. I think I just solved it all. Yeah, I think they are doing so. They're like withholding. But he like I think when they give him the 90 million, they give him the 90 million and then he has to put on the whole show. Right. I think that's how it would work.

So he pays for the show out of his own pocket of the $90 million that they're giving him. So he pays the crew and the set and all that shit. So he owes the $50 million, but the $40 other million goes for all of his dancers and all the things and everything.

Okay. His estimated worth is $175 million. So not that much. Okay. Yeah. Light, light work. Uptown funk gonna give it to you. I mean, I will say like to owe $50 million. That's a lot of his net worth, net worth or whatever. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's a big hit. It's not like... By the way, even if he just goes, here's the 50, he's still doing pretty well. So I don't know what the big deal is. Well, but then again, he could take the 50 and bet it on black and double it, and then now he's in the fucking... Now he's good. See, and that's the attitude that we're going to have in Atlantic City on the 19th. And then Uptown Funk's going to give it to you. Yeah. Dude, the fact that we're going the 19th and we didn't get 420 because they have...

a band or something like what band who is it who's the man is it cherry pop and daddy's it's gotta be right who the hell is it no it has to be like a white reggae oh it's cypress hill oh is it really is it really slightly stupid it's cypress hill with sublime

Okay. We just got corrected. No way. It actually is Cypress Hill. Oh, and Souls of Mischief? Okay. Okay. Do we extend our stay? Dude, we might stick around. Cypress Hill. Dude. That's like a lineup. Be real. Like, we DM each other. He's like kind of the homie. Wait, be honest. Be real. Toasty.

Yeah, no, be honest. Be real. DMS you about regarding what? Oh, nothing. He just wants to smoke. He's like, yo, homie, you ever? And let's get together. I think he wants me to do his podcast where they sit in the car and get super duper high. Yeah, yeah. Got it. Smoke weed every day. I wasn't sure if he was like, how are you? But I mean, we've been talking. We've been DMing like over the past couple of years.

Yeah. So I and I've never I was like, I want to do it when I'm promoting something that I should be smoking weed for. Like if like if we were to do a cool movie where we're smoking weed, I would do that, you know.

But, you know, I might just fucking do it. If Atlantic City 420 is where Cypress Hill, Sublime, Souls of Mischief, Action Bronson, I feel like we're like, that's like the hub of 420 this year. Oh, yeah. It's a big 420 show. That's huge. And

It's called Bongwalk Empire. Like Boardwalk Emperor? My God, dude. Wow. Pizza, pizza. That's pretty good. Stoners fucking rule. And I love being part of the stoner crew, dude. Dude, Bongwalk Empire. And so Blazer, they'll be there the night before. They'll be pre-gaming. We'll find them. Yeah, we have to find them. There's no doubt about it. I'm trying to kick it with... And so Blake... We'll be so high that we'll be high...

I mean, for days. For days. This is the way. Blake, Souls of Mischief, Oakland, are they before your time? Are they before you left the home, the basement? I didn't really tap in with those guys. I feel like that was kind of on the more backpack side of things.

of rap in the bay. Right. Souls of mischief. And you were more hardcore fizz. Yeah. I was more, I was more, yeah. This guy. Yeah. No, I know. Then there, yeah, there's the whole, you know, uh, far side and all that, which looking back might be, you know, kind of a cleaner road to walk. The backbone of my comedy is bizarre. Right. Yeah. That's a great album. I don't know what you, you just said a lot of words that I don't know any of those. Oh, there's Adam.

When you talk about 311, this is how I feel. I'm just talking about Bay Area, Oakland hip hop from the early 90s. And Souls of Mischief is Bay Area? Yeah. I don't think I know Souls of Mischief at all. Do you have it? What's the Souls of Mischief? 93 till infinity. You know that. Yeah. Hit me with the Souls of Mischief. Well, I can give you freaking 15 hot.

Yeah, please. I would love 15 hot seconds. That's what he's asking for. Okay, I'm going to skip ahead a little bit. Okay, yeah, this is very Dirk's core. This is so...

Yeah, this is Ders, dude. Walking around with his collars popped. He's wearing two... With my braided belt. Yeah, he's wearing khakis with a polo tucked into it. Just listen to this on his Walkman. Here's another one here. This one's kind of... Yeah, dude. This is Ders, man. About to fucking tag some shit up. Ooh.

Oh, dude. Right before I go swimming and shit? Right before you're going to have lunch at the golf course? Yeah. Is that the kind of shit that was in your headphones before you swam? Yeah. That's fucking cool, dude. I mean, no, not that song. I will be 100% real and say not that.

Beastie Boys. But it wasn't Eminem? No, I'd never owned an Eminem album. I remember listening to Eminem for the first time when we were doing Workaholics. What? I was like, I'm going to listen to these albums. Wow. You were 2000 and late. You were very 2000 and late. Yeah, I feel like I was right on time to being like, yeah, not for me. It's fine. Like, the talent is undeniable. It was just too violent for you? Yeah.

You're kind of a bitch about it? No, the target demographic. No, a lot of the production is super corny. Oh, yeah. He knew he was aiming for 10 and 12-year-olds, and I was already, I think, 18 or 17 when My Name Is came out. You were elevated. You were lifted. You were LRG. It just seemed like, I don't know. The dude, he's the fucking man. Stan is an amazing song, right? Right.

Sure. Amazing song. He has amazing songs. The majority of them are fucking corny as fuck. Where's my snare? Love that. That's a good song. Well, was 8 Mile then not your favorite movie? Where's my snare? It wasn't, actually. It was not my favorite movie. I thought 8 Mile was pretty good. I thought he was good. I would like to go back and re-watch that. Was 8 Mile actually a good movie? Makai Pfeiffer? I mean, I know Makai killed it. Yeah, I think it was...

kind of tight. I think it was kind of tight. Yeah. Was it? I don't think it was a bad. Yeah. Kim Basinger. Is it Brittany Murphy? Yeah. R.I.P. Brittany Murphy. Fire. She kills. I met. Is she in the movie? That little mousy girl, Tara something. Is that her name? Oh, I know who you're talking about. Taryn. Yeah. And she's in Eight Mile, right?

I don't know. I don't know who you're talking about. I think so. Tosty! Manning. Taryn Manning is who our producers are saying. Okay. Yes, Taryn Manning. And I met her at a bar, and we're sitting there, and it was like an L-shaped bar, and I forget who I was with, and we were talking. And then Taryn Manning's kind of next to me. Taryn will do that. You know, in the L-shaped bar style. And then...

her guy that she was with. And the guy was like saying, oh, it's a comedian. And then she's like, oh, you're a comedian. And then she goes, I can tell. And she was making it as a compliment. She goes, yeah, I can tell you have a funny face. I'm sorry, mama. And I'm like,

like yeah okay thank you yeah but then did you go you're absolutely right and start pulling your neck fat out in fact when i podcast i need to put on a filter no and then i was doing an impression of a baby trying to suck on a titty so yeah i was in the midst of that's really good dude so you won her heart yeah dude

By the way, that's how drunk you were. She's like, you have a funny face. And you're like, I don't think I was that drunk. But I was a little taken aback by it because I'm like, I don't know if that's exactly... Did you do this? I go...

How dare you? But I guess I do. You know, I kind of do. So that, you know, it's fair. Have a funny face. I think I'm a little bit of a funny face, you know, kind of comedy face. It's very expressive. Yeah, it's very expressive. That's I think that is. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like my son is going to have the same. He already has like my forehead wrinkles. Yeah.

He's already looking at you like, You should hit Sephora. You can take care of that. I don't know. I think they're deep, dude. I got some deep wrinkles. This is 40, baby. You can Botox. Oh, Botox. You can start branding Botox for babies. Botox. Dude, this is really good. I've got to give that points. Yes, points! Yes!

Should we Botox for the Atlantic City show? That'd be great. Honestly, I would love to. I would love to. I'm at the point I think it would be pretty fun. What, to do Botox? Yeah. Because it goes away, right? Yeah, I guess it does go away. But I don't know. Does it hurt? I mean, it's a needle. But you see people that do it, they look insane.

insane yeah yeah but that's like botox is nothing now people fucking laser their face and shit there's like so much more worse shit you could do i watched goodfellas the other day and just thinking about what an r.i.p because he was a legend but ray leota but go in yeah a little bit uh ray leota ray leota uh was such a fucking cool looking guy i'm like he looked like

like such a stud in that movie and then sure beautiful eyes beautiful eyes I think he did too much shit to his face as what I think happened towards the end well it's gotta be hard it's gotta be hard to you know be that sexy and then and then you become less sexy right yeah and your face starts to fall off a little bit you probably wanna reattach it I think that's what is happening to my face I think my face is starting to

melt. But luckily you're not coming from a place where you were like... I don't know if you heard Blake. He said to be that sexy. Yeah, you're not coming from a place where you were considered like an uber sexy person. Fallen from heaven. Like getting uglier. Do you not remember this? Yeah, your face will only get funnier as years. That was only a few years ago. When Taryn Manning met Ray Liotta, she was like...

You're an actor. Your face is only going to get funnier as it starts to droop and sag and do whatever the hell it's doing without that zoom filter on. Yeah, fair. Yeah, Botox. Should we do it? The thing that fucks me up is like when women get like the lip line, they get like an artificial lip line, like a lip ridge put in above where their lip is. So when they put lipstick on, it looks like their lips are bigger.

Gotcha, bitch! But then if they don't have lipstick on, they just look... They, like, have a tattoo? They just have a little Honda Ridge... No, it's a Honda Ridge line... I got one of those. ...above the lip line. Does this make sense? Wow. Yeah, it does. So it's like a double lip? So, like, see how you have, like, a narrow upper lip? Who, Blake? Okay. Okay.

You? Me? Yeah, yeah, I do. I do. See ya. Sure. Huge lower lip, though. So imagine, see where your lip ridge is? Uh-huh. Imagine if someone went in and put one above where the color changes. Are you wearing makeup? I'm not, dude. I took the thing off. Why are your lips so pink? What the fuck?

Why are your lips so pink? It is weird. Are you wearing chapstick? I'm not wearing shit. Are you sure? I'm not wearing shit. Can I see under the hood? Really? Why are your lips so pink? They turn white. They are literally the color of pink Starburst. Well, I saw it outside the other day. I got a little tan on me. It's a pink Starburst. Okay. Yeah.

I got a little tan on me. I'm not, yeah, I'm a little offended that people think I'm like over here wearing, like I get ready for the podcast. Like I'm not wearing makeup. Funny face. Yeah. What, what if they're like, guys, we need another 10. Adam's almost ready. He's almost out of makeup. I mean,

I mean, some things shock me. Some things don't. Imagine like we... I mean, it makes people... I guess people thought I'm really handsome. And then now they're like...

He has to wear makeup to maintain. Basically, I'm Ray Liotta. You know? Don't care! You are our Ray Liotta, for sure. I was saying, dude, you know how we always make Isaac wear... Show his sweet pink nips, you know? Those pink pink nips. Yeah, or else we fire him. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. I was like, what if we get a piercer on stage and we...

Have Isaac either pierce his ear, which I also think is very funny, or hang on. We pierce his neck. Punk rock getting radical. Right. Which is a very Orange County thing to do, right? I think that's kind of punk rock. Okay. Yes. Atlantic City on stage in front of all the people. Thousands of fans. Isaac.

He pierces those neon pink knits. I like this idea. I like these little pink starbursts. And I feel like if we put enough pressure, he's going to do something. Isaac, that's punk rock, dude. Huh. Interesting. I think Isaac with an earring. Well, what it said at office, I had another meeting. I'm taking all these meetings because I'm about to leave for Charleston, you know? So I had this other meeting and this executive said,

had a earring and he was a boss. He was like the boss and he's like a cool guy, you know, but he had a hoop earring and I'm like, you don't see that. And he had to be, he's, you know, he's in his fifties and I'm like Dion Sanders. Well, that's why he has it. He's, he's, he's piercing his ears. He's building Porsches online. It's, it's the time. Yeah.

Okay. Getting radical. Well, I think Isaac's time is now because I would love to go see Usher live at some point. Like, this is just where you start trying to. I would go see Usher live.

Of course. I feel like Isaac would wield more power because this guy was a power player. He can buy in the room. He was a big time executive high up at a studio. He can buy in the room. You have an idea? He's signing checks. I guess that's probably a cool thing to say or to feel as an executive. When you're finally the person who can buy in the room. That's hard. That's a good feeling. You immediately go get a hoop earring. Yeah.

Or a piercer nipple, which Isaac... Or they give it to you. They go, well, now you can buy in the ear. Here you go. Bring in the piercer. Diane, come on in here. You know what this earring means? Buy in the room. Yeah. I like that, dude. I think that's a really good idea. I think that's a fun thing to do and also a thing that Isaac will not want to do. But with peer pressure...

We can make him. We can force him against his will. And we're good at that. We're good at that. To do something. It's science. If I've learned anything from Diddy, my hero, is you sometimes can force. Hello.

force people to do things against their will. Hold up. Can we pin that? With Isaac, what scares me is that if he passes, if he doesn't crumble under the pressure, something tells me Todd's just going to be waiting in the wings ready to shirt off already. Todd!

Todd. Editor Todd. Yes. Okay. So it's going to be either Isaac or Todd. Todd knows it. Todd was waiting in the wings right now like, I'm ready. I'm ready to go. This is a guarantee we're giving you in Atlantic City. Because Todd rocks. Todd's in bands. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Todd's nipples are prime.

They're ready. Well, Todd, he could also get multiple earrings. He could get like a dangly earring. Dude, he could do a lot of things. You know, like Todd, he's in bands. It's cool. That's fucking cool. Also, but just circle back to Isaac because Todd would want to do it. You know, I don't know if he would want to, but he would be down. He'd be down. Yes, sir. Todd is our sound engineer. Yeah, he's our sound engineer. Yeah. He's the man. I think he wouldn't hate the idea. Isaac would hate it. Hate it. Yeah, we got to get him to do it.

So I feel that we have to then make him. We got to get him to do it. Let's do a guarantee. If you get a ticket to the show in Atlantic City, you're going to be fucking in the house for a guaranteed nipple piercing of Isaac. Are we guaranteeing it? Because he might not. But I do think with enough pressure. I think we can get it done. I think we could guarantee an ear. The nipple, I'm not sure. His.

His wife might leave him. I think he might do a nipple before an ear. I would rather do nipple. I'd rather do nipple. Yeah. Well, see, I mean, I guess so. But if... He's punk rock. Adam, you've changed since somebody went under the hood. I know. I know. I want him to do nipples.

That's what I'm saying. I want him to do nipples. But if he has an earring, then on the casino floor all night, he has to keep the earring. And we could have it be a dumb earring. It could be like a feather or something. That would be really cool. That's not dumb. I know. Why is that dumb? That's like...

All the options? Feather? I'm like, well, that's the coolest one. It's appropriation, so come on now. Is it? Yeah, Blake's waving that flag pretty high. Yeah, come on, man. Is a feather earring appropriation? Yeah, to Blake. To Blake. Absolutely. Come on. Who

Who do you think wears feather earrings? I don't know. Not Isaac's Irish ass. Get his ass out. I don't want to say it. I don't know, Blake. Who do you think wears... It depends what kind of feather. I guess I would just say the coolest people. Yeah, absolutely. Like Brian Bosworth, I guess. Yeah. Yes. Or like a dangly one with... Or we can have it be a dangly one that has like the coexist symbol on the bottom. That'd be kind of sick. I love it. Dude.

And Isaac is... And Adam, what is the coexist symbol? It's like the cross and then the star of David and then whatever. That's a bumper sticker, bro. But isn't it just the word coexist in a bunch of symbols? No, I thought it was like a whole symbol.

I thought it was like one symbol. No, it's the word coexist. It's a bumper sticker is what you're talking about. That's why I was kind of being like, what is he talking about? We have some time. We have a little bit of time. We're filming this a couple weeks ahead. We can create something dope. That's true. So now we're doing a custom piece for an earring. We might as well. A coexist rebrand. This is getting expensive. What else are we doing? What else are we doing? Okay. You know?

I don't know. We can invite people on stage to show their pierced nipples. Okay. That's pretty cool. Gallery. BYOP. I'm not mad at it. That's kind of cool. Shit. If Isaac does it, maybe I'll do it. We'll see. Yeah.

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So we're ditching the Botox, the onstage Botox. No, we're doing that too. I don't know. You missed out? We're doing that. I don't know. I don't know if I want to do that. Why not? I really don't think it's... What about in your armpits? What about in your armpits, Adam? I'm very wrinkly and I should be the one to do it.

But I just don't want to. I actively don't want to look like the people that Botox their face. Yeah, I don't think you will. It goes away. It would be a bit. But it goes away after months and I'm about to start shooting and I don't want to start shooting and be like,

I feel like it'd be kind of perfect for gemstones, but alas. Yeah, I think by then it will wear off and be what it looks like. I bet right out the gate your face is pretty frozen, but I think it's chill. Okay. Well, then, hey, I'm starting to realize Blake's already done it. Yeah, Blake really... Yeah, Blake does it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I've never done it. Blake does it for sure. I swear on my life. I know everybody who does it is like, I swear on my life I've never done it. I never have. I really am at the point where I want to. Do you know personally any guys who have done it? I don't know any guys. Well, I mean, I'm sure I do, but no one's ever admitted it. Yeah. No one admits it, but I don't think it's a shameful act at this point. I think it's fine. Just fucking do it. It was never shameful. I don't know why you think that. Yeah, I don't know.

I think it could be. Yeah. But now I think it's like everybody does that. My cousin works for a Botox place and I'm like, what's up? Like, hook me up. Let me get a, let me get a little dab. Good call. Well, okay. Then, then Blake will get Botox on stage and I'm super excited to see that. I believe. I'm kind of down. Yeah. Let's get a Botox person. But I actually don't know if I don't,

Thank you, Anna, for saying we don't need it. Hey, Anna, we'll be the judge, okay? Anna's saying we don't need Botox. I don't know if Atlantic City is where I want that procedure done. I think I like being where I'm at in Hollywood, California. Beverly Hills, baby. Yeah, that's where I want it done. Dude, it's fine. Anyone can jab you and put shit in your face. It's easy, baby. Yeah, but Blake wants the Picasso.

Or I guess not the Picasso. Yeah, I think in Atlantic City, they will literally inject shit and diarrhea into your face. They're not. They're not, dude. Atlantic City's cool. It's way classier than I think we're giving it credit. Is it? Because Todd scouted it, and there is still a Rainforest Cafe there. Well, that's... Yes. Yeah, I feel like Adam just said that. Exactly. It's a classy establishment, dude. Who are you, and what have you done with my friend? It's a wild place to eat and drink.

Rainforest Cafe. I think that's their slogan. A wild, a wild place. I know. I'm sorry for you. And I will have a take back at the end about Rainforest Cafe because I shouldn't have took that shot at them. Fucking A-Rite. Jesus Christ. I will say I am like if we don't go to Rainforest, I know I know we're in and out and there's not a lot of time. Right. We're really in and out. Right.

And it's nice to get a good meal. We might extend. To swing through and just get a good meal at the Rainforest Cafe. That'd be brilliant. What is the menu? Is it just classic Americana? It's Americana, yeah. I haven't been since my 14th birthday, but from what I remember...

There's a banana foster dessert. Oh, we got to get it. There's a good cheeseburger. Is it the kind of restaurant that was like very early on with like the Chinese chicken salad as like their exotic dish? Yeah, it's right. It's...

it's kissing on it. Oh, wait, we got a link to the Rainforest Cafe. I remember when I first moved to California, I was like 18. I was 18 years old and we went to one. I got I can't remember where. And I was fucking blown away. I was like, this has to be this is such a production. This is like, you know, showbiz pizza or Chuck cheese as an adult.

It was sick. Yeah, they got all kinds of good stuff. They take you around the world. Dude, the website is sparse. It's complicated. Okay, I've got it. I've got it pulled up.

Oh, my God. Oh, they got chicken quesadillas, dude. They got beef lava nachos. Get them. They got Amazon bruschetta. Durs, here you are. Korean fried chicken lettuce wraps. Now we're talking. Ooh. When's the last time you had bruschetta? I feel like bruschetta fell out. Anaconda pasta? Bruschetta kind of fell out. Fell out. Bruschetta was on the map for a second. Yeah, I think it's still there. Uh-huh. No, everywhere you'd go is like, you want bruschetta? It's like, nah.

Adam, do you even know what fell out? Yeah, the Amazon isn't where you would get bruschetta. No. Hot, hot, hot, hot! Would you like our spicy Madagascar bruschetta? Would you like the Peruvian pasta? Something like that, Blake. Just work on that one a little bit more. Python pasta?

Oh, dude, they have Rasta Pasta. Is that like Jamaican jerk lasagna? They got Anaconda Pasta. Get them. Pasta. Yeah. Dude, I'm ready. I already have diarrhea. Taste of the islands. Just reading this menu. I already have the cause of diarrhea. I'm not mad at it. I think I think that'd be worth a trip. And also, what is the amusement park that's right there? I guess it's like.

steel park or whatever Todd was saying that it is like legendary amusement park the steel pier and it's a legendary amusement park I feel like we have to go there I can't wait with be real together with our powers together win the biggest stuffed animal and have that sit where Kyle should be sitting and then let's do it okay pierce his nipple and he will add exactly what Kyle added to the live shows absolutely nothing absolutely nothing dude

Freaking see ya. We'll sit at Ryder Kyle's seat. Water trash. Oh, wow. Yo, the banana fosters look fucking... I told you, bro. That's been there since the beginning. I think that's what I'm looking at on the Welcome to the Jungle page. That's the banger. And look,

Adam, they have Bourbon Street Salmon and Coconut Shrimp, so you can be the judge of that as the Bacchus. Yeah, as the Bacchus King. Whoa. Reigning Bacchus. Should we rent out the entire place for just us? For TII Nation. Yeah, for the entire nation. I feel we have to. Yeah. We're all going across the street. TII Nation. We rented the place out. It's on Kyle's tab. Order anything. It goes directly to Kyle.

to his account. Uh, uh, Adam, wait, uh, who was the Bacchus this year? Do you know who did they, um, pass, pass the torch to for Mardi Gras? Yeah. Uh,

Who was it? It was Drama. Drama from Entourage, which, dude, I love. I love Drama, dude. I just want to party. Kevin Dillon. Kevin Dillon. I love that. I love that. That's perfect. I didn't get to go and pass it to him.

which is one of the biggest disappointments of my life that I wasn't able to make that. I'm pissed now! My son was born literally the exact same time that the parade was happening. So, you know, couldn't pull it off, but...

Man, how fun was that weekend? God damn. I love that. So fun. I really want to do it again. Wish you could have made it, Jersey. Yeah, next time. Will you do it again? No, I think it's a once in a lifetime sort of thing. Also, I suppose it's only a matter of time before they knock on my door. No big deal.

Maybe. We'll see. Maybe. You lose. It's only a matter of time. We all know what the PR machine does. Yeah, but you don't love. I have a deep appreciation and love of New Orleans, but you don't love New Orleans in that way. I think you've only been a couple times. It's not really for you. Yeah. Is it too dirty for you? Is that the thing?

The smells? Yeah, I think so. You know what it is? Is it the diarrhea smell or the piss smell? It's a little bit of both of that. And then also, I'm not a noise person. I feel like everywhere you go, there's a noise. Everyone there is noisy. Shut the fuck up!

Yeah, this is not a quiet time. It's too much for me. Well, that's only really in the French Quarter, which, by the way, I love the French Quarter. I think that's all I've ever done. I think I came and did house party. Oh, you didn't go to Quiet New Orleans? You didn't go to Quiet New Orleans? To the Hush. It is a fun place because everyone thinks every person

thinks... Like, people... Kids go there, like, with rich families and go there to be like, fuck you, mom and dad. I'm homeless now. And then they just play a fucking... A banjo? You know, they just tap dance and, like, play a bucket. And they think they're talented, but they suck, you know? Right. It's...

It's a lot of that. And then there's obviously super great musicians and really, really talented people just around the corner. But then you walk past some guy being like, and you're like, no, yeah, I could do that. I also can do that. And that was just the Van Halen singer. I can't remember his name. I guess I'm just, I don't know. I'm not like, I don't click with the vibe and the music either. The like parade vibe.

I don't know. I'll tell you. When we did the boxers thing, I caught the bug a little bit. I started to get it. It started to click. I'm like, okay. And I'm sure that's the best time to go. Yeah. You really start to understand. Because there's a context to that. They're like, this is the weekend. Everyone's wiling out. And also...

We did it the best way you can do it. We went to the best restaurants. We had the best service. Right. You're getting carted around. Yeah. We like all wore tuxedos and had like a big ball, which was really fun. Usually when you're in New Orleans. I remember we talked about this offline. You guys got to go shoot all those alligators. Yeah. We murdered a ton. Yeah. Now we have suits. Yeah. Dude, just straight to the head. I don't know if I'm supposed to bring that up. Yeah. They just tied them up and we just point blank. Just boom.

Hey, as Bacchus, I'm offended that you brought up that fake story that's not real. Okay? As the Bacchus. Okay? Hello!

I got to defend my lineage of Bacchusmen. I have details on this. You told me they opened up a footlocker. I never said anything like that. And when you went in there, there was a shoe store that no one was working at because of the holiday. Never. It had seven to ten alligators in there that you shot. Never, never said this. And then when you said, can I take some shoes? They said, no, just take the alligators. Dude, and it's...

If you think this is a joke, wait 10 years. This will resurface and will be told as truth. This is my Diddy allegations. They're going to come out. Did he? Yes, he did. Did he do it? Allegedly. Yes, points.

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I'm not following what the Diddy thing is. What is it? I don't really know what it's about yet. I don't think anyone really knows what it's about yet. Not at this time. Maybe by the time this airs, they might. They might. We might know. But right as of this airing, we might not have any clue as to what he did. We might regret this. The big takeaway for me was how fucking gigantic his house was.

When they're doing like the helicopter, like they're around his house and you see the agent storming his home. I'm like, this guy, is he the richest man in the fucking world? His house was out of control. Yeah. He's a billionaire. Popo, stop!

Isn't he a billionaire? He has to be close. I mean, how big can your house get? Because what was his vodka? Ciroc? Isn't he Ciroc? He is Ciroc. That's a huge vodka, right? At least it was at one point. It was. Yes. His house is...

absolutely absurd. Like, imagine you forget your keys. Oh, that's a problem. And you've just walked through the other side, like you're all the way to the other side and you have to walk like four acres to get back to and you're just in the middle of the city. Dude, but Adam, at this point you have keys everywhere all over the house hidden. Yeah. You have keys. Blue and yellow, purple keys. Oh, and those and Blake, I'm glad you touched on the perks. Those are just the perks of being a billionaire. You have keys everywhere.

I told you guys about the time that I was working out and his son... When I was working out at that gym, Unbreakable, and his son was in there. And his son's kind of yoked. He was lifting, dude. He's got two kids that I saw in the news. One really looks like him and the other one not so much. The other one looks a little thicker. Is that probably the other dude? Yeah, that's who was working out. Yeah. The other one looks just like him. And then Diddy rolls in and he's wearing...

And I'm not kidding. It was like August. It was like hot in there. And he's not wearing a shirt, but he's wearing a full length chinchilla coat, like a mink coat or whatever, like a fur coat. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

You know why? That's where his keys were. I got a lot of keys in this coat. I was put on the coat. And I immediately I was like, this guy's a sex trafficker. Oh, OK. Yeah. Like he's dressed as a villain. Like, I mean, and it was like, you know, it was a weekday. It was like a Tuesday or whatever. And I'm like, who wears that? Yeah. If you wear chinchilla, you are.

are sex trafficking at least a little bit. Yeah. You're dabbling. You're dressed as a villain that you like have to defeat at the end of the movie and he's in his giant home. Yeah. Yeah. This dude is dressed like two fakes. And what is sex trafficking? Because there's like I don't really It's when you get hit in the car. And he take back. And he take back. No, I mean I don't I don't know what it is exactly because when I think of it I think of like

women in cages and super sad, but it could, it also be, he like has buses of like hookers and just brings them in. Yeah. I think it's, I think it's the transportation of hookers people. Oh, wow. This is actually a good question. Yeah. I guess I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Like if, if you, if you Uber someone to somewhere else, they might be a sex trafficker. Oh,

You might be a sex trafficker. What do you think the lowest... And this is obviously, this goes without saying. Sex trafficking, bad. But the hilarious question I have is...

What is the lowest level of sex trafficking? Like if someone had like a double bicycle and they pedal someone around town. I think that could be. That could be a sex trafficking. Maybe they cross a state line because they live like right there. So we got the definition here. Should we read it? Sex trafficking is a form of human trafficking that involves the forced sexual exploitation of a person.

Okay. And Todd, you just wrote this out? You just knew this? It can include the recruitment, harboring, transportation, provision, obtaining, patronizing, or soliciting of a person for the purpose of a commercial sex act. This can be done through force, fraud, or coercion, or when the person induced to perform the act is under 18 years of age.

Yeah, there's a lot of bad stuff. Some words, I don't really know what they mean. A few of those words. You know, when people say patronizing, it's so confusing. Yeah. Because it's like, hey, don't patronize me. And it's like, but then when it's a business. I said it a few years like as my patron. Yeah, I enjoy. Yeah, I think that's what it means in this term. As a patron, I appreciate your services. I've said it a few times. And as I'm saying it, I'm like, I don't really know.

what I'm saying right now. I'm like, don't, don't provision harboring. So harboring is like harboring. Is that on water? You have a hotel room. Oh, see, I see the word harbor. I think, I think you think you're harboring in a boat. Yeah. Yeah. Like maybe there's some kind of ship involved and that could be where, and we're the guys to get to the bottom of this. Uh,

Right. This is actually really important. That's crazy. Yeah. So I feel like if this is what it is, like,

like transportation is one of the main things. Harboring, putting them in a hotel, transportation, provision. Is that like feeding? What is provision? Sounds like a lot of work, dude. I'm not into this. If you're feeding prostitutes, you're going to jail. You're going to prison. You're going to jail now. You might be a sex trafficker. That shit's important. Isn't that what provisions are, like food? That's what I thought. Provision is like feeding them.

Some of these things I feel like are good things. I won't say provision and harboring and provision and transportation. Blake is also big on obtaining. What's that? Yeah, the obtaining is where... That's really Blake's... Okay, provision is the act of providing or supplying something for use. Blake's bread and butter is...

obtaining. Yeah, so that could be it could mean something. It could be like, hey, here's the butt plug. You gotta you have to wear it or whatever, you know. It doesn't. It's not like here's the buffet. Sure. Sure. Sure. So like the bad guys in like James Bond movies when they get the girl and they're like, I have a dress for you to put on. Right. It might be a sex trafficker. And they like put the dress on.

You're done. Yeah. It turns out like every movie from the 80s, they were all sex traffickers. Sex traffickers. Yeah. Indecent proposal. It's bad. Yeah. I mean, dude, I don't know how you feel, Blake, but Adam, you'll cross this juncture at some point. Obviously. Listening to like music from your childhood and being like, I'm gonna turn this one up. This is a real bumper. And then no pun. And then.

You realize you cannot play this for your children. Oh, yeah. No, I'm strictly stuck on the dial with Beach Boys. They're pretty safe.

Like, Beach Boys are pretty good. Yeah, except for that one song. Yeah, the 80s. I like to obtain the beach. Sex trafficking is the thing for me. Let's define patronize. Let's define patronize. In the sun, in the city. I mean, they do say two girls for every boy. According to what? Oh. According to who? Oh.

We didn't listen to that one. We skipped that one. Are the women okay with that? Two girls for every boy? But by the way, right there, it's like, what does that mean, Dad? And you're like, I think he wants like...

He wants every guy listening to this to think you can fuck two chicks at the same time. I don't think you have to immediately go fuck. I don't think you have to say fuck. You say just like there's a bunch of boys get older. They like to hang out with pretty girls and there's a bunch of girls around and it's too late. You went right there. I might pause that for at least three or four years.

At least three or four years. Just think about it. No. Think before you speak. I don't even think I've played in that song and that he's brought it up. But like just that statement where it's like two girls for every boy. You're like, you know, 30 years ago, you're like, fuck. Yeah. And now you're like, did the women agree to this? What the hell? Did they sign the consent form? And then and then the crazy part is, is like he's obviously going to go to jail. Right. Because he fled the country. Did he fled the country? Apparently he fled the country.

Yeah. And he's in like some Caribbean island that doesn't, you know, what do they call that when you send export or extradite? Yeah. Extradite or. Oh, I got that right. I mean, that's that's wild. I feel like I can't traffic them back. That's the irony. Yeah.

Um, that's it. Was he already? Was he already gone? Or did he go after he figured everything was going down? I mean, it seems like he just up and dipped because it was the day he was flying the day that the police or whoever came to his house, raided his house, his homes. And so the rumor, according to Anna, said that he was tipped off.

And Homeland Homeland Security Homeland Security. This is what they do now. They're like off of terrorists. Yeah, they work hand in hand with TMZ. It's fucking cool. Hang on, Anna. You say rumor has it he was tipped off. Now, is this just like the rumor in your slack with your friends? Like,

Is the rumor based on a source? Rumor is news now. It's all good. It's all good. I'm sure his lawyers knew ahead of time, says our manager. What did you know, Isaac? Isaac, that seems like you knew something. Says the man who's going to get his nipples pierced. Yeah, Isaac is going to get them nips pierced. By the time we're in Atlantic City, we'll have... I think that, you guys, we might want to chill. That sounds like a little bit of provision on that. Yeah, we might be sex trafficking. Yeah, because I guess nipples are like a sexual...

It could be. It can be. For me, it's just a way a mother and not a father. I learned that fathers cannot feed their children milk. That's a mother thing. And it's not sexual. And I'll feel okay about piercing Isaac's nipples unless I look down and see he's got a boner. I don't know. I'm not into it anymore. So his plane was...

The aircraft is on the ground in Antigua, which, by the way, Antigua, we got to go there. That sounds fucking sick. Yeah, it sounds fire. Antigua. That's a great name. That sounds sick. Just the name, dude. Just the name. You're basing it on the name. Just listen to it. Yeah, Antigua. That sounds fun. That place sounds sick. Sick island. I feel like that's the place that you get offered free trips to whenever you want.

do like a thing when they're like, hey, swag bags here. And you look in there. Dude, I never got a free trip to Antigua. What swag bags? Yeah. I get like a blanket. I get like a blanket and some coasters and shit. I feel like there were swag bags where you would look in. There'd be like a card with like a coupon that you could go spend four days in Antigua. Damn, what parties are you going to? Yeah. Damn, you're going to these P. Diddy parties. Wait a second. He's an elite. What?

What do you know? Okay. Let's just say Diddy had me going under the hood. Okay. This boy's in the hood. Okay. Is there any takebacks, apologies, any epic slams this week, boys? I feel like we covered a lot of stuff. We did. God, this was juicy. We covered a lot. I would like to take back my complete lack of understanding at

as what sex trafficking is. If anyone has been sex trafficked, I'm sure that that sucks and I wish that I knew more, but I'm a fucking idiot and I don't know and I'm learning. I'm learning. Way to take a stand. Well said. I'd like to take back my idiocracy and I wish I could, but I can't, but I'm trying and I'm learning. Hello!

And that's the mission statement right there. And that is my truth. I'm glad we got into it. I wanted to take back my slander towards Rainforest Cafe. I've always stood by Rainforest Cafe. I think it's an excellent establishment. The fact that there's only a few left is truly...

It's truly a tragedy. The Rainforest Cafe had a pretty good joke offline. Well, Adam, he reminded me that the Rainforest Cafes are disappearing. Much like the Rainforest. Very rapidly.

Much like the rainforest. And I think we need to save the rainforest. Cafes. Because I think they are important. The rat is amazing. Cafes. If you ever win an Oscar, Blaze, please make that your acceptance speech. And I will. I don't mean to get political, but look, I thank the Academy. I thank my family. But I just want to address...

The rainforest. Yeah. I just... I mean, the rainforest... It seems like we're losing the majority of our rainforest cafes. There's not as many in the world. There are now only 20... There's 23 rainforest cafes remaining worldwide. Well, that is crazy. I mean, I would have thought that there was like hundreds of rainforest cafes, but there was only ever 45. So we're saying... Yeah, that seems good to me. We're saying...

Rainforest cafes, like everyone knows what a rainforest cafe is. I feel like if you, 45, you could have missed rainforest. Well, you have to educate yourself. You do have to educate yourself about the rainforest cafe. Yeah, get out of the house. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. You do have to educate yourself. Yes, it's true. Before they're gone. Before it's gone. Before there's no more rainforest cafes to go to. Yeah, yeah. So please, please, TII Nation, donate to the rainforest cafe. Because we get so much from the rainforest cafes.

Food. From the cafes. First and foremost. Excitement. The lush greens. The lush greenery. A lot of sick merch. A lot of sick merch. It's important. This is important. Any take backs, apologies, any epic slams over here?

You ready to dunk on someone today, Jersey? What's going on with you? Fuck it! Who should I dunk on? Yeah, you got it. Yeah, what do you got, bro? Yeah, you want to fucking dunk on someone? Hit us with it. Hit us with it. I don't know. I don't know if I have one. Okay. But now all I want to do is just get...

Get the little guitar string plucked. See if I got any so I can get loose. I'm telling you, I have a guy. He is great. He really helped me. It was wild. It just was off-putting at first to have a man's fingers so close to my asshole. Sure. Like, gotcha, bitch. And I'm guessing these are big digits. Yeah, he's a big man.

Big digits. Yeah. Does he trim his fingernail? Yeah, I did. I had no issues with fingernails. So, yeah, I think he keeps us. Did you say that's not my belly button? You said that's not my finger either. Yes. No, I didn't say that.

I would love if you guys would come down here and watch you get the procedure done. No, come and get your taint plucked. Just like me. Okay. I kind of want to come down and be like, yeah, I've had similar issues to Adam. And then he's like, done. He's like, all right, we're going to do one more thing with your feet and then we'll be done. And I'll be like, under the hood? And he's like,

He told you about that? He's like, we don't give that service. I'm a special boy. Okay. And then now you're not getting it. Yeah. I don't want to fuck things up. Don't blow up the spot. Don't blow up the spot. Yeah. But Adam, you've been trafficked. You might be trafficked. Dude, I was... The levity with which we talk about trafficking. In fact, I paid for it. So, yeah. It's not cool. It's not trafficking if you're the one who pays for it. So...

So then hang on a second. That would be solicited. Yeah, I solicited him. Yeah, I guess...

Did you solicit some fucking provisions you harbor? Yeah, I might have. I might have. And you might want to obtain some transportation before you get the recruitment of the patriotic. I don't know what's happening before I get extradited. Those are just we'd like to list at the end of podcast. We like to list a bunch of words we don't really know the meaning of almost funny. Antigua was close. Just another episode. Yeah. Well, I guess I guess the main thing is to say, yeah,

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