Ep 194: Hot Guys Reading Aloud
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Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important, bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This is Important... I would love to marry either of you. And this guy comes in and he's dressed like a fucking bozo the clown, dude. He just is wearing like leather trash bag pants. If they appreciate you, they'll give you another figgy.

Buckle up. Blake, is that T. Kelsey right there? That's T. Kels. Travis Kels. I mean, when you hang around with the best podcasts, you know. Trickle down. The best podcast and the funniest podcast. Yeah, they won best podcast and we won funniest. We hate to bring it up. What?

They should also come on our podcast. It's weird that they haven't reached out. It's honestly weird. Yeah. I'm going to come. They should come on our podcast. That would go viral. Yeah. That's the third and fourth guests. The first were my dad and my child who just went, hey.

Yeah. Like do this with your hand. Damn it. Adam pulled it away. That's cool. We're kind of doing a little. This feels right. You know, you're doing it with the opposite hand. Am I? No, no, no. He was right.

Am I opposite? It's left hand to your head. Oh, I was right hand to the head. Mine's my right. It's cool. It's like the Professor Xavier pose. I like that. Why are we flipped? How is this something that's real? Yeah, how is it flipped? I think Zoom flips you. You can go into your options and you can flip your screen. So one of us is flipped. I think it's you.

I think it's you. No. I think you're flipped. No, because look at the writing on this. No, because you can read the writing. The writing's on the wall, pal. Whoa. I think Adam's flipped. No. Adam, I think you're the flipped one. Fuck it. No, because my dimple is on my left side. And this is left hand. Well, this is my left hand. This is my right hand.

Is it? Am I flipped? Wow, a little flip. How do I flip back, dude? Is that your rap name now? We're back! I also have been accused of... The funniest podcast in the world. Already got me in... Dude, starting off hot, hot, hot, hot. So I am one month into...

Having a child, so... Fatherhood. Fatherhood. Yeah. One month. Over it? Are you over it? Finish him. Yeah, you're done? So far, I'm not over it yet. I'm not over it yet. Okay, cool. Still enjoying it? Yeah, I do. I really enjoy it, dude. What's nice about it is I'm an away dad, a working dad, so I'm leaving the house. Is that a genre I can...

Pull and use? There's stay-at-home dads and then there's stay-away dads. Yeah, stay-away dads. Right now, I'm a stay-away dad because I'm having meetings and stuff up in LA, so I have to drive up there. I have doctor's appointments, that kind of thing. So for the past four or five days, I've gone...

up to L.A. to do shit. That's cool. You just have to say, sweetheart, I have another doctor's appointment. I got to go. I know. And dude, and I'm like, for my back is all fucked up and my hips and everything. You know, you know all my ailments. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we've heard about it. So I added another specialist. What? Another one.

And Chloe's like, very cool, another one? So another appointment. - Right. - 'Cause I'm doing all this stuff. But it's not because I dislike hanging with the child. I do really love him. I love him.

Okay, seems like you're overcompensating. Who are you convincing? Yeah, it seems like you're convincing yourself. I do. No, no, no. No, it's nice to, I will say it's nice to be away for a minute and then come back and realize you just had this dope little baby to hang out with. That's cool. It's really fun. Yeah, it's fun. Oh, man, I love this for you, Adam. Yeah. It's really great. Yeah, isn't it fun? I mean, you know, Blake, you've got a two-year-old at home. It's not like that far off, you know? Yeah. It's kind of fun. I also have a two-year-old. Two years, just give it two years. Yeah.

We have kids that are, I believe, only 10 days apart or something like that. Oh, my gosh. Are they going to have birthdays together, like throw big ragers? A double B day? It was news to me. I think we're doing Easter egg hunt.

at my house oh oh my god dad life christianity and i guess and adam you're you guys are invited if you want to come up i was going to call you and say when can we get down there and meet little uh bow off the richter scale that would be really uh yeah no i for sure for sure should come up and do i'm excited to do exactly that i was thinking today about like his first birthday and how like

send little flyers out like Bo's Rager, his first rager, you know? And then we all just get blackout drunk with our children. Yeah, dude. That's what the first birthday is about. That's what it is for the parents. The first birthday of the first kid is huge. We had like 75 people. We had Aerosmith play. It was fucking crazy. You're amazing! Yo! Yeah!

I do feel first birthday, you got to do like fireworks. Like go big on the first. Oh, yeah. Because that birthday, you know who it's for? Where's the baby? It's for mom. Yeah. It's for mom. Throw a party in her honor. Yeah. It's for the community. You know, it takes a village. Yeah. So it's for us. I'll bring a buzz ball biggie to the party. Don't you worry about it. Oh, you're going to treat me to a biggie? Yeah. I got a biggie with your name on it. Oh, my God.

I do love the idea of you showing up with a buzz ball and then like Adam's like, here, let's switch. You take the baby. I'll just go put the buzz ball in the fridge. And then like 45 minutes later, he's holding the buzz ball, kind of shaking it. And he's like, oh, it's pretty quiet. He's shaking it, patting it on his butt. Baby's in the fridge. Yeah, just not looking. Baby's been in the fridge. Baby's in the fridge. Whoop, whoop, whoop.

yeah that's a sitcom that's a workaholics episode no that's that's a sick com i'll tell you that much what's that what's that baby getting into probably my zoa energy uh-huh uh it comes out just fucking ready to party yeah do you mix a little zoa in with the milk get that baby going well i uh

I sneak Zoa into Chloe's drinks, so it's coming through the breast milk. Right. Good. That's dope. And Blake, just so we, before we go down the line, what are you sneaking into your wife's drinks? Ah!

Yeah, what are you sneaking into women's drinks, Blake? Just pre-workout. Okay, good. That's crazy. I'm sneaking in post-workout. A lot of whey protein. Yeah. Hey, bro. This is some really whey-y milk, man. Whey-o. Whey-o. Whey-o. Whey-o.

so yeah, but it's, it's better to do it when they are breastfeeding. So kudos to you, Adam. Yeah. Your boobs are huge. Well done. Yeah. I wanted to go through the whole process cause he could only the big rule, you know, cause I had pickles out and I was like, maybe we feed him a pickle. And Chloe's like, you can't feed him a pickle. Right. I'm like, no pickle. Uh,

Yeah, you can just let them stick their tongue out and drag the pickle across. Or like a lemon. It's so fun. I don't think you could do that with a true newborn. I think you have to wait until, I mean, I don't know, two months, three months, six months. Hey, Blake, when did Adam turn into such a pussy? Come on, prank your baby, dude. You didn't do anything for April Fool's.

Come on. Yeah. Baby pranks. Epic baby pranks. It's, hey, I'm Adam Devine and this is baby pranks.

As a new father, Adam, have you thought, not that you should have or would have, I just remember one of the funniest things I'd ever seen was in Jackass, probably the TV show, where they put a fake baby on the roof of a car. Oh, shit. Yeah. In a little carrier, and then they got in the car and drove away, and everyone around would be like, your baby's on the roof! And it was out of control, because you saw true hysteria. Oh, yeah. True panic. It's real!

And then I became a dad and I was like, this isn't funny at all. Yeah. I thought you were going to say, I got to try it. Oh, man. It's a good one. Yeah. Because you see like true people's most purest. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's fucked. You're like your baby is on the roof of your car.

It is next level. And it's just sliding around like a cup of coffee. Have you ever... I've drove all the way... You know where I live. Sure. All the way off the little peninsula. Go ahead. We're going to scroll his address across the bottom. Yeah. Everybody at home knows where he lives. Yeah. All the way up to the top...

of the hill and you know where i that's a long drive that's a few miles sure and it's but it's a straight shot there's no turns the cup of coffee stayed it just stayed right there and it was one i was at a stoplight way up the hill on that incline yeah and this is a good time to say we're brought to you by yeti tumblr send us all your shit thank you

Goodbye. I should have said it was my ZOA energy. Ah, blew it. Well, of course, and you got to keep that in a Yeti tumbler. Is the Yeti tumbler the thing that everybody was like flipping out on? No, these are Stanley cups. What the fuck is this? What happened? I know we're like 2000 late to this issue, but what the fuck was that about? Instagram, the algorithm, it worked. Yeah, the algorithm worked perfectly. Damn. They did it. I mean, I like read a little something about it and...

their sales went up like 1,200%. Yes. It was something fucking crazy. Let's go! It was this new CEO and he came in and his big idea was making a giant tumbler. That was it. Just one big ass one. And for whatever reason, it took hold and every mom... It's like Beanie Baby style. Yeah. Moms have shelves on shelves on shelves. Teenage girls are like,

scrapping at school because they don't have the, like, best one. Gotta collect them all. Dude. And, like, a lot of families have, like, in disarray because they can't afford, now they can't afford diapers because moms have too many Stanleys. Dude. Just a wall of Stanleys and they're running out of gas on the way to...

Way to school. My Stanley. It's really sad. It's really sad, the addiction. Yeah. That being said, brought to you by Stanley Tumbler. Stanley Cups. Yeah. It is wild. It's crazy. It just shows you how, like, malleable we are. Yeah. But all it did was, like, keep beverages, like, hot or cold, right? It's just a fucking cup, right? Yeah. Yeah. Blake, what? I mean. I mean, what do you think? What else is there to do with it? Blake, what?

What? Well, what was so special about this thing? Yeah, dude. It's like Levi's jeans. They're just for your legs, right? Yeah, but... There's lots of styles. Well, I guess the Stanley Cup is like one style, right? It's got a little handle on it. It's just a brand. It's brand equity. It's a brand. Is it like indestructible? Why am I buying this thing? Why are you yelling at us? Because I'm fucking pissed now. Wow, dude.

I honestly think that it's a fine cup. It's less expensive than Yeti, which I think is probably... Is it? Perfectly priced. And, you know, it's a good product. They're really made well. See, I just really want Yetis. What's your deal with Yeti right now? You really want some. Yeah, are you a Yeti guy? Yeah, I got a couple stuff. I got...

I got some Yetis. Yeti's very expensive. Some people are just not going to spend that kind of money on a fucking Tumblr or whatever we're calling these things. Sure. Is that true? Is it more expensive than Stanley? Stanley's are a little cheaper. And you know that for a fact?

I think so, yeah. Oh, okay. I thought Stanley was more expensive, but... How expensive is a fucking Yeti cup? What the hell? My cup game... They're priced just right for the quality of the product. I don't use cups. Blake, do you not ever put anything into a... Blake has stacks of red cups. I drink from my hands. What?

Pour it in my hand for a dime. Well, I know you just used plastic, right? Glassware. No, you're straight plastics. And plastics. Yes, I one use plastic. He's one use. He's throwing them out every time. Have to have a straw.

Have to have two straws, actually. Two or three straws. Yeah. Double lid. Can our producers do a price comp on Stanley and Yeti? Hey, well, let's do it. Do you guys want to play the price is right or something? And you, like, guess the over-under? Hey, Blake, I would love to. Yeah, I think Stanley cups are...

seven dollars cheaper than yeti seven dollars that's huge yeti is 65 a yeti 64 ounce and that's a big 65 dollars dude come on that's a big bitch and that's 65 stanley's 64 ounce is 60 but that being said jesus christ give me a little love i said seven dollars and you said and they're five last time i checked

Five's pretty close to seven. But also, hey, dude, if you're spending... All right, well, I'm mad if I'm Yeti. If you're spending... I'm pissed now. I'm pissed now. If you're spending $65, or if you're spending $60 for a Stanley, just five more bucks. If you're spending $60 already, five more bucks if you're spending $60...

If you're spending 20 and five more bucks, that's a whole thing. But what Stanley did, Yeti was kind of like a dad who want quality products. And like moms who want to have like the nicest shit. Stanley was like... I take my Yeti to the construction site. Well, Stanley was for construction. It's been around forever, I guess. But they started marketing it to the kids. And then the kids were like, I got to have it. And then the moms were like...

this is the cool hot shit. I want that too. And then there's some dad who's probably had it for 50 years. It was like, y'all ain't got this, this, this retro right here. Throwback. Oh yeah. It's sort of like when, uh, when my dad was just like covered in Carhartt his entire life. Yeah. And now, uh, just, you know, working for the railroad his whole life. That shit's important. He was in a way to, and now he, if he wore his like work outfit, he'd be considered like mad fashionable.

Oh, yeah. He could just go through like Soho in full work gear and someone be like, I take your picture for my blog. I would like overalls and a handkerchief around his neck. Come on, man. That guy's that guy's looking cool. They're like, do you play for Mumford and Sons? What's going on? Right. Oh, my God. He's the lead singer of Mumford and Sons. Oh, my God. That's Mumford. This is Mumford himself. Are you the dad?

Or one of the sons. Are you Andy Mumford? I don't know if that's... Yeah, it could be. It could be. Dang, these Stanley Quenchers. Maybe I should buy one. No, no. They'll send you one. Oh, I had a big celeb sighting, dude. Oh, okay. Dennis Rodman? What are we talking about? You see us all the time, Adam. It's no big deal. Seriously. Well, I mean, I'm having some big ones. I ran into Mark Wahlberg a few weeks back, and now I'm running into motherfucking Kanye West. Oh!

Is this the same person as Ye? The multi-hyphenate? The multi-hyphenate. Is this Ye? The crazy part is I saw a guy come in and he was dressed like a fucking buffoon. Come in

Wait, come into where? Your home? Wait, where was it? No, no, no. I was at the Chateau Marmont. Oh. Hollywood. Big time. Hollywood. Dude, I love going there. I know it's like kind of bougie. That's where you're meeting your specialist? Yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. That's where I go to get my body work done. Oh, I bet you do. I bet you do. No, because it's so Hollywood. It's so cool and like classic. It really is.

So I'm there having this meeting and this guy comes in and he's dressed like a fucking bozo the clown, dude. He just is wearing like leather trash bag pants. And they're very, very blousey. And then a tank top, black tank top with a puffy vest, but his like belly's kind of showing.

So far, I'm liking the fit. I'm entering this into my AI engine. And a diamond crucifix. His braids were in the back were parted like one and one. And then very thick black sunglasses. It's very dark in there. I know for a fact he couldn't see shit. He just runs into a wall. I'm not kidding you when I say I was like, look at this guy. I said,

I'm like, what? He's dressed like such a fucking idiot. It looks like he was dressed by Kanye West. And then me and the guy I was having the meeting with kind of chuckled. Not a great joke, but I was being like, he honestly did. Right. And then he proceeded to sit down in no less than four chairs.

He tested different chairs. I thought he laid across four chairs. That's a boss move. That's what I was thinking. Like cheerleader style. Yeah. No, he like went to one table, sat for like a

a minute, got up, went to another table, was like shaking his head no, like looking at the table and stuff, went to another table, and then finally found the table, which obviously was the table, the back corner. If you're scouting tables for Kanye West, you go to the back corner. I don't know why he tried the front chair. I'm like, that's a bad chair. You don't want that. They're just like us. But I had no idea what he was doing. I thought he was a lunatic. And then a few minutes later,

Kanye West comes in and they walk right back to that back chair because he scouted the table. Oh, this was his scout. Fucking disaster. I thought the guy you were describing was Kanye West. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This is just a man. Oh, what?

the hell dude yes this is not kanye this is not kanye so you're telling me when me and blake saw prince it was just a dude trying out a chair for him yeah see i told you man they send in imposters yeah no no so this guy is so he didn't look anything like kanye i said he dressed like kanye

Okay. I'm sorry. I know, but I thought you were like doing the whole, this guy looks like him and then he takes out the sunglasses and it's a dun-da-dun. No, no, no, no. I understand that that was confusing. My B. It was my B. No. Okay. So Kanye has a chair scout that he sends before and he has this

Does he sit in every chair to see if they're like rigged to fall sort of like a pure luck scenario? Oh, that's pretty good. April fools. Yeah, dude. I don't know what I mean. Yeah. He's like, if there's like a booby track there, he's going to get snagged. Yeah. He's going to get snared in this booby trap first. Kanye swore he will never get pranked again. After one time he had a chair pulled out from underneath him. Right. I didn't know that, Blake. Yeah.

He sat in all the chairs. Then Kanye comes in. Okay. Also dressed like a fucking moron. Yeah. Like, dressed like a fucking idiot. Donkey! And then I was, like, so vindicated. I'm like, he did dress... Kanye did dress this man. That's all Kanye's bullshit that he's pushing now. Uh-huh.

hand-me-downs yeah just the you know dressing and trash bags that sucks yeah he's like you're not leaving the house till you put these these glad bags on he's like put them on and go test out the chairs right where this scented trash bag what a gig though it is yeah what's that guy pulling down yeah oh yeah he's making money if he's got the big you know it has to be six figures you're working for Kanye you're not making less than six figgies right you have to come on I hope I hope yeah as far as the figgies go it's got to be six

If we're talking figgies, it's got to be six of them. By the way, it'd be cool if it was seven for no reason. Yeah, that'd be cool. And come on in here. I'd like to tell you that I'm giving you a raise. I'm adding one more figgy to that paycheck. Congratulations. You're doing great. I mean, dude, you're so stoked. If you get a raise and it's a figgy. Oh, yeah. That's an incredible. You just got yourself another figgy.

That's a bump. That's a real bump. That's a total bump. Sweetheart, I think I got a raise. How much? I don't know. A figgy. I don't know. You go back there and you ask him for another figgy right now. Two figgies? That seems like too many figgies. You don't understand. That's too many figs. If they appreciate you, they'll give you another figgy. They'll give you a figgy. Stop acting like a bitch and ask for your figgy. Well, I got fired. I got fired.

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And so then, Kanye comes rolling in. He didn't fall out of the sky? Mm.

Because guys like him just don't fall out of the fucking sky, you know? He has a full grill now. It's really cool looking. Like a mouth grill? I thought maybe he was about to start cooking some asada, baby. No, a mouth of just bedazzles. It's really, it's fun. Look, he has a, he's got a full chrome grill now. Yeah. Is that what it is? I think he had all of his teeth removed. Yeah. And it's just a chrome top and a chrome bottom. Oh, okay.

He was like watching James Bond and he saw the character Jaws and he's like, I want his teeth. Well, dude, it's wild because his pants look like trash bags. His face looks like foil. He's always ready to do some work around the house. This boy's ready. He looks like a monster made from garbage.

Like if someone threw mutagen into a fucking trash garbage truck. Yeah, that's what Kanye West crawls out. He comes out and has to fight the turtles. Yelling slurs. This motherfucker is a walking tool shed.

The hell? And, dude, the people that he was with, he rolled with a guy that was, like, a little older. He seemed kind of... He was also wearing all black, but he seemed a little normal. You know, for a fact, he was like, I'm not putting on the trash bag pants. You're not wearing the trash bag pants. Yeah, I will wear all black, like all of us. And I was going to give you another figgy on the paycheck, but... Yeah, but I'm not wearing all black. Right, not happening. And then two girls that looked like they just walked off the set of...

idol that hbo show they were oh and what does that look like loose oh you didn't watch idol you didn't watch idol the weekend show no i mean with that girl's uh legitimate vagina lips hanging out uh you gotta check it out with johnny depp's daughter can we break early i'll go check it out can we you have to check it out uh

Dude, the show was bad, but for whatever reason, I kept watching. For whatever reason, right after you told us. I can think of a couple reasons. For whatever reason, I kept watching. I don't know. It was bad, but it had a hook. Chloe was like, I don't know. I'm not really into this show. And I'm like, there's something to it, right? Right. Is there something to it? Pussy, panani, vagina. So they're dressed in the...

They're naked women, right? They're naked women. Okay. Well, yeah, that's his. Is it his girlfriend or his wife? It wasn't. It wasn't those that her. But that's that's her whole fashion cue. So maybe they're also. I think they were. But they were. It was less than that. It was more. There were more clothes than she. I've seen her wear. Right.

I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. It was wild for like a Wednesday meeting at the Chateau. This was a Wednesday close. You know what I mean? Hit it, Blazer. What? Hollywood. I thought you were hitting it. He was looking at the computer licking his chops. I thought he had something up his sleeve. That's...

That's arguably the greatest sighting you can have at this moment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's the best. I know. I can't believe I'm kind of two for two cool sightings recently. You don't normally catch those sightings, you know? No. What the heck? Yeah, I don't know what's happening. You got to see Yeezy in the flesh? I'm on a real run. Yeah, who's next? Remember when he was my neighbor? That was crazy. Yeah. That was wild. That didn't last long. That didn't end well. Well, I guess it was his first...

Hollywood house. And then he was in the process of moving out when I was moving in. There was only a maybe three month overlap or something. Yeah, he's like, oh shit, I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. It was a lot of me driving past and paparazzi looking at me thinking I'm gonna be somebody because I'm driving slowly right past his house because there's that curve right there. Nothing makes you feel worse. And then they put their cameras down.

Oh, it's just the guy from Workaholics. Adam, he flips up his Dwayne Wayne glasses. Nope. Nobody interested? No. Okay. I will say if I was going to make a swing like fashion choice, it would be those Dwayne Wade glasses. Oh, yeah. Those like where there are sunglasses and then you flip them up and they're just actual glasses. Yeah. It's a cool look. Undeniable. It is.

Undeniable cool look. Absolutely. I'm not for the trash bag pants, but I am 100%. Those are deniable. Yeah, those are very deniable. And recyclable, as we've covered. Is that our thing? You know how when you get older, a lot of actors or comedians, they just kind of get a hold of us.

all thing. And they're like, I'm the glass, like Howie Mandel's glasses game is super crazy. So cool. Super strong. Yeah. He's like, maybe, maybe that's my thing. I have like sunglasses and then I do a flip ups. Yeah. Flip up. I like how you're like,

My thing is going to be the thing that's already some other dude's thing that's named after the other guy. Well, I don't think they're Dwayne Wade's because remember, I used to have a pair of those. Dwayne Wayne. Who's Dwayne? Wade is a basketball player. Well, that's who I thought you were talking about. I thought he had a Dwayne. Wayne is from a different world.

Wait, what glasses are you talking about? I do not know. It's a different world from where you come from. What kind of sunglasses was Dwayne Wade wearing? He probably had them. Dude, I assumed Dwayne Wade has cool glasses like that. So he was saying Dwayne Wade. I'm sure his eyewear is good. He's in Miami. Yeah, I'm assuming he has cool eyewear. I'm not trying to bring it back to Sinbad this week, but.

Oh, it's a different world. It's where like Lisa Bonet went away to college from the Cosby show. Okay. That was after the Cosby show, right? It was during, but yeah, it was a spinoff. Okay. No, I mean, literally the Cosby show was on and then a different world came right on afterwards. Yes. Oh, that's a one, two punch. I think for the most part,

That was my bedtime. I was, my mama was tucking me to bed and you know, you were sleeping. Yeah. I was, I'm a little younger than you. So I think I didn't have, I didn't have the time to watch that one. It was, it was about bad. She was like away. Dad's not here. I got to put you down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Let's have you watch a Cosby show and have sweet dreams. Cosby's fine. This other show, I don't know. Something about Cosby makes me want to put you to bed. You're getting very sleepy. Allegedly!

That wasn't allegedly. It was actual. Yes, he's in prison. Yeah, so I couldn't watch those. So his name was Dwayne Wayne? Dwayne Wayne, yes. Oh, see. And you knew exactly who he was talking about when he said Dwayne Wayne.

Yeah, it's iconic. No, don't put words in Blake's mouth. Did you know? No, of course I do. Yes, that's the whole Kanye lyric. When Dwayne Wade became Dwayne Wade. When Dwayne Wade became Dwayne Wade.

Yeah. Yeah. So what was the lyric? Because the lyric is about Dwayne Wade. It's about Dwayne Wayne. No, it's a. So Dwayne Wayne was kind of like a dork. He was kind of like a nerd pining after Lisa Bonet. Okay. Okay. So Kanye was like, I was. It's the lyric is when Dwayne Wade, Dwayne Wayne became Dwayne Wade. Dwayne Wade. Obligatory.

Obviously very famous, popular basketball player. Married to Omaha's very own Gabrielle Union. It's science. So it's about his progression as a man. I literally just thought he was saying Dwayne Wade twice. I'd never heard Dwayne Wayne. Not once. Every time, the thousand times I've heard that song, I thought it was when Dwayne Wade became Dwayne Wade. I thought he was like...

But that's a much more clever lyric. I just literally never heard it. Yeah. That's cool. Okay. I'm learning something. Yeah, dude. I'm learning something. That's cool. Years later. Well, did he start those sunglasses? Was that literally... Was he the first one? I mean, he put them on the map, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What were those? Like the Hitler mustache. Yes, much like that. That mustache was...

fairly popular at the time. People had that mustache. I don't know if they did. Charlie Chaplin was. But did he put it on for The Dictator, the movie he made making fun of Hitler? Oh,

I don't know. I think he was... This is where we need Kyle's dumb ass. I guess I'm just like, we know those two guys had it. And Michael Jordan. So like kind of all sort of huge figures. Michael Jordan's the only person who could have undone the Hitler-ness of it. I do think it was a mustache. I do think it was a mustache. I think people had it.

during that time. Because you watch Boardwalk Empire and there's people with that mustache. Oh, really? Yeah. Damn. That's a bitch-ass mustache. I'll be real with you. I much prefer Durz's cookie duster. That's a nice mustache. Chill. Relax. Whoa, dude.

Hey, is there a negative points over there? Can you hit that one? I mean, yeah, I guess I wouldn't want that either. But the ones that are like just the low pencil, those are fucking fire, dude. Oh, like who's the director guy? John Waters? Yeah, his mustache is sinister. Oh, yeah. The pencil thin. The really pencil thin. That's a skeezy stache, though. Remember when I had that just...

that blonde mustache, but it kind of was darker right here. Yeah. Kyle and Ders. Yeah. Under the lights, under the lights, it looked like a Hitler mustache. The light was hitting me just right. On tour photos, it looks like you rocked a Hitler mustache on our TII tour. Yeah. So that is kind of cool. And I wonder like why so many guys with like shaved heads were coming up to me and saying, I really love your mustache from like, that happened.

That happened a lot. That happened a lot on tour. They kept saying, hey, man, your facial hair is in the zone. Yeah. The zone of interest. Yeah, I really get it. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. And they fucking winked. Yeah, they do a little wink. And they're like, that's a movie that just came out. I didn't see it. I know it won an Academy Award. I just watched it. It was fine. It's pretty disturbing. I don't know.

I wouldn't get it. Oh, okay. I truly had no idea what you were saying there, Durst. Zone of interest. Hold up. He thought you said Dwayne Wade. What is that? It won an Oscar. Oh, dude, I don't watch that shit. I know I was with you. It did. For best screenplay? I don't know. It's the movie about just like...

this family and like the dad is an away dad and he's got a big job. Oh boy. His job though is running concentration camps and finding ways to like get rid of more Jewish people. So like this, this team comes in with like new plans. That's a weird sitcom. Kind of a, kind of a black comedy. Yeah. It's not, it's not. Oh,

Okay, I'm sure. I'm assuming. Well, I mean, but hey, there's a... What is it? Rogan's Heroes? That was at a POW camp, and that was a comedy during World War II. Was that Hogan's? Hogan's Heroes? Yeah, what did I say? Yeah, Rogan's. You said Rogan, which would be cool, like a Joe Rogan spinoff. It was Hogan's. Wait, but it was about Hulk Hogan. Sorry. You are right. It is Hogan's, but I want to say there was also a Rogan's Heroes that was something else, and people listening at home...

You can slide in Blake's DMs. Rogan's is a show about sports, Isaac said, and also a popular podcast. And maybe because I know you listen to all of them. So, yeah, you're probably thinking of Rogan. Yeah, you're a Rogan head. Yeah, that's where I get my horse trank. Ivermectin. What a hard time he got for that. Brought to you by Ivermectin. Everyone's like, people use this. I don't know why we're calling it a horse tranquilizer.

People use this every day. It's science. Dude, COVID was a weird time. Is it not a horse tranquilizer? Yeah. I mean, yeah, but sure. But it has other properties that apply for other stuff. And yeah, he got crucified. But guess what? Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, they're back on Spotify this week, boys. Are they? Fire it up. Fire it up. They're back. Nucky Grandma. They're back.

Were they not for a while? Yeah, they left because... Dude, this is the podcast where I just truly don't know anything. We're kind of covering a lot of old stuff. But when you're funny like we are, well, you can do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, when you're the funniest podcast in history... We can go viral with this one. During COVID, essentially...

uh neil young was like he uh joe rogan spreading misinformation if he's on spotify i'm not and then a few other people were including jody mitchell but now i guess joe rogan made a deal where he can be on anything now and so neil young's like okay i guess i'll put my shit back well i guess i'm off everything uh yeah he was like i can't do that

Take a stand. Have a backbone. Hey, by the way, Joni Mitchell at the Grammys. That shit was off the hot, bro. She still got it in that chair. I was like, dude, in that chair. You guys watch the Grammys. You guys are so watch award shows. We're award winners. You do the only award show that I live stream is Nickelodeon.

The iHeartRadio Podcast Awards. That's the only one. We should have watched the weekend show. What's it called? Idol. Yeah, I think it's just called Idol, dude. And it's not good. I'm not going to sit up here and say it's a good show. But for whatever reason...

For whatever reason. Can't put my finger in it. You're going to want to keep watching. That's all I'm saying. You know what? I think I'm going to go watch the second episode in our room. You're going to want to keep watching. Can I just say, I think we just did like a full on like ADD seven tangent episode.

circle. We did it. Because we were talking about something and then I was like, but the Stanley Cup. And now I'm like, what were we even talking about? We were talking about award shows, Stanley Cup. It was like, oh, Dwayne Wayne. Dwayne Wayne. That got very confusing because I know a lot of people are like me that they can't hear.

I know a lot of people are going to listen to you and hear Dwayne Wade. I guarantee there are some people that also never put that together. Some big fucking bozos. For sure. And I'm excited that we learned something together. Yeah, we learned today. That's fucking cool. That's really cool. Because you know that's the truth. Yeah.

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If you were Kanye's level, would you have a chair guy? Would I have a chair guy? Yeah, would you have a chair guy? You know what? I don't know. Maybe I would. I know I'm only like three tables away from him.

but we're not in the same world. Right. Right. We're not even in the same. We don't live the same life even a little bit. Well, we kind of talked about when you get to a certain level of wealth, you start to have guys. You guys talked about how like De Niro had a cheese guy. Kanye has like a chair guy. Yeah. Chair guy. What kind of guy would you want? Yeah. You want to, what's your, what would the view? The first guy you hire? Um, okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Would it be Adam? I would have a... And I'm about to go there. Because if I start my production and I'm not feeling that well, I might pull the trigger on this. I want a physical therapist in the trailer. So that's a hot guy. I think that's the same. That's the same thing. Hey, it could be a...

A strong woman. It could just be a strong woman with some strong hands. Very different. You think there's a woman strong enough to fucking squeeze your shit, bro? Come on. Yeah, I think so. I have a physical therapist right now, Sam. She's a woman, and she's absolutely fantastic.

Strong hands. Yeah, you got to have strong hands. Are you positive it's a woman? Yeah. It's a woman? It's children. You can't ask. You do not ask. I didn't ask. I didn't ask. But there's tells. There are tells. Yeah. What? Have you seen Idol? Her family, her husband, her kids. Stop. Yeah. You know, there's some tells. Good luck with that. Good luck with those being identifiers. But I do want, I think that would be my...

Guess what? A lot of people can have a husband these days, Adam. Anyone can have kids, Adam. Right. You want a husband? I'll get you a husband tomorrow. Blake will get you a husband tomorrow, dude. I'd love to be your husband. I know you would. I know you would. I would love to marry either of you. I would have a physical therapist on hand or like a massage therapist or someone like that. I think that would be a good guy to have.

Just ready for a rubdown. Ready to really get in there and dig. I mean, it's insane. Yeah. Like my psoas, I guess it's all my psoas. I guess I have a thickened psoas. You got thickened? Great ass. Yeah. They're like, it's hypertrophied. Psoas. Hypertrophied? Yeah. Is that the right word? Hypertrophied?

hypertrophy? I've never heard that word before. Sure, man. It's basically when your muscles grow. Sure. And they're strong and they're big. Oh, shit. So your psoas is too strong. Yes, essentially. And they think it's from the cycling and it's strong and really, really tight. And it's just yanks everything out of place. It's tight and it yanks? And what did you just...

Did you just cycle for an hour a day and then never stretch? I never stretched once. I never stretched. I don't even... I didn't... I'm now learning how to stretch. I didn't even really know. Besides, like, touching my toes, I would touch my toes and pull my leg back. I would... That's cool. You know how, like, Brett Favre would

Those aren't even the muscles. Well, yeah, I guess the pull your leg back one. Yeah. You know how Brett Favre would like pull his leg back twice and then go play a football game? That's who I thought I was. And it turns out I'm not that guy, pal. I'm not that guy. Right. He would just grab some grass. I'm not that guy. Goodbye. So do you have the thing with the two little fins and you lay on that? Oh, yeah. I lay on that shit all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what's that thing? Howie. I think it's like.

psoas release or something and it's just a piece of plastic and a u-shape and then two like basically kind of like balls or ridges that you lay on and it pokes both sides of your hips and it's supposed to release it doesn't do shit for me because i'm too tight but now i'm uh

I'm going like four or five days a week and they're just digging in there trying to release it before I leave for Charleston because I don't know what my physical... It doesn't do anything for you? No. Even though you haven't worked out in months? No, dude. I haven't worked out in months and I haven't ridden a bike in a year and a half and I'm still so tight. You need another four inches. You need another four inches. And they also think...

the fasciculations has something to do with it too. So I think, yeah, that's what I was going to, Blake and I were talking about this offline. I texted you like the, yes, for sure. The fasciculations bro. Like I didn't want to say it. I'm glad they did. That's what I told you guys. That's what, uh,

I mean, when I tell you guys every little detail about my health, the fact that you don't remember every detail really upsets me because I've told you... No, I remember the vesticulation. Yeah, the spasms, essentially. And they think I have some kind of autoimmune thing. They can't figure it out. But it goes...

in tandem with it's keeping my psoas tight, which is then fucking everything up. So I need to pull that for the board. Keeping your psoas tight. I can only imagine this person you're hiring like just putting your legs behind your head telling it's all part of it. Yeah. It is insane because they do have to dig in. It's right at your crotch and their thumbs are just really digging. Get your idol on. Really digging deep. Do you get

do you get aroused at all or no no it is the most painful thing that you could do you do feel a something you know when like your balls when it when your balls go up suddenly for some reason oh yeah they kind of like scared you feel the um the pole like kind of behind your pelvic yeah yeah yeah yeah bone i feel that when i've had my psoas um i guess you'd call it tingled

Yeah. You get it tingled. Yeah. Mangled. Mine's a power wash. Mine's. Damn. Yeah. It's wild. Okay. I got to try this. I'm like doing it right now. And it does. It does feel interesting. Get close. It shouldn't feel interesting. It should feel like white hot pain. Right. Really? Yours is probably tight from running.

Yeah. Offline. Let's discuss it offline. Hey, so that's my guy. That's my guy. Okay. I want a SOAS releaser on call, ready to release SOASes and help me help myself. Okay. Okay. I like that. Who's your guy? My guy. You know how you see people playing accordions? Yes, of course. My guy is kind of like that, but he's holding a spindle of gyro meat. Okay.

Okay. Oh, I like that. And he can, no matter how close or far I am from him, like within reason, he can just go with a knife and the piece of gyro flies towards me and I catch it in my mouth. Whoa. Wow. I can't stop eating. I will say the one bummer about that guy is you always, you then would always, always have to smell gyro meat.

So I like, I do. You act like I haven't thought about this, Adam. Yeah, yeah. I do like the smell, but I feel like all the time that might not be a good vibe for you. I think you would end up getting fired off of sets. Really? Yeah, I do. Because it smells like gyro? Yeah, I think like a vegan or a lot of these directors are vegan and vegetarian. Like, you know Kyle. Let me tell you something. When you have a guy who slices gyro meat with you, nobody's firing you, pal.

Oh, you mean you're at that level that you can have that guy. We'll treat diarrhea. Yeah, we're not talking about right now. No. Well, that's also a good point. But I just think like the intimidation factor of it's like, do I really want to tell the boss, like fire the boss of the guy who slices meat this well? Like, because if I'm fired, he's technically out of work, you know, like. That makes a lot of sense. He's going to he's going to hit a chop. I think I would probably just hire somebody to like read everything for me.

That would be kind of the guy. What? Yeah, somebody who would read everything aloud to me. Well, Blake, that's just how much do you have to read now? I've made my life so that I don't have to read much. So anytime I have to read, it's really worth it. Is reading that hard for you? Reading is like a pretty simple...

All right. What about like translating it into like emojis? Like Jordan Peele used to do like movies and 140 emojis. Remember that? That would be kind of cool. It was pretty great. Yeah, that would be kind of cool. He could just do that. I'm into that. You think Jordan might be available? And then you, you could, you would read that then you'd read the emojis. Yeah, that could be kind of cool.

if they just translated it. Okay, well, I'm kind of... I'm a little bummed. I am a little bummed about mine because mine was like a very real one. I thought we were trying to go real with the actual guy. I'm being real. I'm being very real. What are you talking about? I think we're being as real as it gets. No, no, no, no. I'm being very real. You guys were doing...

you guys were doing chucks, chucks and gigs. No. And ha ha's. And I was, I was, I was finally trying to be real. Hey, Adam, just cause ours is funnier than yours. Like, you know, it's not, it's not a contest. I'm just saying, I know it's not a contest. I wish I would have done something different. And,

And I'm sorry. Hey, we're not the fucking healthiest podcast. We're the funniest podcast. Think of how fucking cool. No, the way Blake started it was he wants a hot guy. Don't go in on me. He wants a hot guy. And I go, okay, that makes sense for Blake. And he was not joking. Yeah, we're going real. Moving on. Yeah, we're going real. So then I went real. It did set a tone, Blake. It did set a tone. You went real right out the gate. So then I had to go real. So you had to match it.

Yeah. You said you wanted a hot guy. I just I do want to stand by. I still want to stand by mine as being kind of pretty real. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like you would have a different guy if we are being real. Blake, for sure. What's a hot guy? That makes a lot of sense for him. There's no reason that each one of our guys can't be super hot and do the things we said. Well, that's it goes without saying for sure. That's that goes without saying. Yeah, that goes without saying. Yeah. My guy who's reading aloud to me is fucking hot.

hot as fuck who's he look like who's he look like um he i was gonna say brad pitt is brad pitt still hot he's your go-to is he still hot jesus christ yeah yeah i mean easy do you have eyeballs easy i thought you were gonna say like stone cold steve austin like no no stone cold's not hot i don't have a crush on stone cold oh shit you know what i think's kind of hot what's that one guy's name like dev patel or

I think he's kind of hot. Not only is he hot, very tall. I think he might even be taller than me. Oh my God. Tallest man alive. He's way younger than I thought he was. Yeah. I think he's hot. Did you ever see that one movie he's in? It's called like the Green Knight or something. That movie sucked though, right? Dude, he gets J-O'd. It was a tone poem. I did not watch it only because everyone that I knew was like, you don't have to watch that one.

Don't watch that one. No. It was cool. I watched it on an airplane. As the kids say, it was a vibe. It was. And the vibe was... I hate vibes, dude. I'm off vibes, I think. You just like shows where you can see pussy. I watch stories and vagina lips.

And that's a vibe. And that's about another episode. Any take-backs? Any take-backs, brother? You got any take-backs? No, I stand by everything. I stand by everything. Hey, do you guys think this is worth adding to our production? I mean, it would give a little bit more work to our producers, but they don't do a damn thing as it stands now. Yeah, they don't do nothing. You lose! Yeah.

That being said, we did thank them when we won Best Podcast. Yeah, that was weird for me. Best Comedy Podcast. Should we do a week after corrections from previous? Because I do feel like we probably say a lot of wrong stuff, and it would be kind of fun to tally the wrong stuff. Oh, yeah. Maybe for...

That is a good idea. Yes. You know what? Coming up, we have the 200th episode. Maybe we go through all of our errors throughout the 200 episodes and we correct them. Well, that's a lot of work. Oh, buddy. You're going to make them relisten to 200 episodes? I'm saying Jesus Christ. Wow. That's true. That's 200 hours of work, buddy. That's a lot.

That's a whole lot. Todd. I mean, Todd, get on it. Because, you know, there's you know, there's 30 corrections an episode episode. So.

Yeah. That's a lot. This one alone has a lot. Yeah. We fucking went at it. No, I think we figured that we got to the bottom of everything in this episode. Yeah, that's true. If anyone knows how to get to the bottom, it's us. Absolutely. I don't have a take back, but I do have a freaking shout out. I got a shout out to Atlantic City. We're coming your way, baby. Woo!

Ooh, Atlantic City, here we go. Keep the dice hot and the slots loose and the cards. Loose. Slots. Dude, I do like that, like, calling slots loose. Like, who's the first guy to say that? Like, they're loose. Right. That's kind of a very sexual undertones. Provocative. Sure. Yeah. Loose. Slots. Yeah. Loose slots, baby. Yeah. We like that. Yeah. Let's just...

Let's pull slots all weekend. Wait, we're only there a day, huh? We're there like a day or two. Yeah, a couple days. I mean, I'll pull some slots with you. I never pull slots because I don't even know when I win. You know what I mean? Yeah, they've gotten so hard. Yeah. It seems like a total waste of time. Maybe we find like a fun game, like a Wheel of Fortune type game. You know how every once in a while there's one of those and you're like, hey, let's play this one. Yeah.

Let's do that. It's like It, the movie, but it's a fucking slot machine. Yeah, Willy Wonka. I remember I was pitching very hard and then, of course, Isaac didn't do shit about it. I hate him. I hate that man. I was like,

we should have a slot machine or like a pinball machine or something. Yeah. I was like, the fact that, you know, we were a very culturally significant show. We could have had a slot machine. And you know what you do to the slot machine? We met Larry King. Go ahead. Wee-oo!

When we're shows off the air, you just peel the sticker back and it's and it's always sunny or whatever. Always sunny. Yeah. Yeah. You just peel the sticker back. It's fine. Right. Right. We did try to get a pinball machine made because Comedy Central has there's a South Park one, but it's pretty involved.

process how did South Park get a fucking pinball machine and we didn't WTF yeah the fact that the show that's been on for like 25 years still got up that yeah it's still currently on and they've made like five movies the fact that they have a pinball machine I don't that doesn't make any sense to me it doesn't sound like a good move Bally

Yeah. You could have had a workaholics pinball machine. You blew it, bud. But you blew it. You blew it. Or was it Isaac that blew it? I can't tell. I don't know. There's no way to tell. We'll put it on Isaac. I mean, how do you compare him blowing it when it seems like everything's been blown? You know, like, what's a real disaster when it comes across the board? It kind of seems like a fail. Yeah. This is the way. Anyway. That being said, I love Isaac, and he did show us his

his tits on a couple occasions in Oakland and in Omaha. So yeah, we've seen him naked. And if you're lucky Atlantic city, you might get my God there at Isaac's rack, baby. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. And that's a, that's a big, maybe I bet he's not going to want to cause now we're hyping it, but I want to see them peak those pink nips. Once again, we have big plans for Isaac. Isaac's going to kind of be the fourth member. Basically, since I can't watch the show, the idol, uh,

all the time I gotta see pink nips in other places you know and that's Isaac so that's the guy you would have a pink nipple guy I feel like I already have that guy though it's Isaac okay it is and we love him bud and we love him hey I came back I'd like to take back because I shitted on Isaac earlier I really do I love that yeah just now you know

You know, I was going a little hard in the paint. Yeah, but this is how you kind of... Sometimes you got to motivate by just really putting them down and making them feel horrible. Yeah, shit it on them. Yeah, yeah. Shit them down and build them up. I mean, I guess... Yeah, that is true. And was that another episode of... This is important. This... Is... Is...

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