Ep 191: Did Adam Quit Caffeine?!?
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The hardest part about being a prison warden is not fucking all the prisoners. I'm a soft, pudgy, fat, ugly piece of shit right now. And here we go. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. I had a heck of a clap. I don't know about you guys. My clap was like...

Being the fucking boys, dude. Lots. Damn. Lots to chit-chat about here. Woo! So much. So much to chit-chat. Blake, are you all right? What's going on down there? I don't know. Try and slam a ZOA too fast? What's happening? Yeah, did you fuck up a ZOA? No, never. I can never slam a ZOA. Or did you drink something that wasn't a ZOA? Dude, that's the thing about ZOA is you can't slam them too fast unless there's some sort of legal thing saying that you can, in which case we...

We're starting the podcast now. Yeah. And three, two, one. And we're back. And we're back. Popo Salsa!

No, I think I coughed so hard I loosened up one of those. You know those little nodules that grow in your throat that make your breath smell like dog shit? Have you ever heard of those? They're like little yellow... I guess I just have never heard it put that way, but... You know what I'm talking about? I don't. Little nodules that make your breath... What are they called? Oh, what are they called? They're like these yellow... What are they called? They're these yellow things that form like in the back of like your mouth and...

And like, I've seen some videos on Instagram where you like push on your shit and then like hell of them squirt out. But they smell like shit, dude. They smell really bad.

I think maybe you need to see a doctor. Dude. And I'm not even joking. Dude, I've never... I'm not kidding at all. I've never heard of this. Really? That is so foul. Guys, back me up. Adam is like, Mr. Used-to-have-the-worst-back-of-the-throat-I've-ever-felt. Wait. No, worst back of the throat. Felt. Because then you got your tonsils pulled out, right, Adam? Um...

Yeah, I had my tonsils taken out. Oh, I got it. Because you used to get tonsillitis or whatever? I used to get...

No, what is it? Strep throat all the time. Yeah. Oh, sick. That's right. Yeah. And that was gross. They're called tonsil stones. They're called tonsil stones. Yeah. And they're these yellow formations that are in the back of your mouth. And then some people who have like- Your mouth. Back of your mouth. Yeah.

You definitely have had one accumulate. And producers for this YouTube, for the YouTube bit, please show a little video of what the fuck Blake is talking about. No, don't. No, please do. I don't know what you're talking about. I've definitely used a tongue scraper and been like, wow, look at all that. That's bad breath. But the pinching of the squeezing of the oozing. So here. All right. So I guess walk us through this. You and you've had that.

I've had little ones develop back there. Will you open your mouth so we can see? No, no. Come close to the camera, pal. Stick out your tongue. And now say, let me gobble. Let me gobble. I never realized how much the back of your throat looks...

So wait, so you just press the side of your cheeks and then these little fucking gremlins up here? Well, people with real severe cases of tonsil stones, like, you know, they have halitosis. This could be the cause of your halitosis. The cause of your halitosis. But if you watch some, of course, YouTube really will give you the most gnarliest versions of it, but you watch it and then, like, the dentist will, like, push...

I like right here and then all of this shit will squirt out and it's like, oh my God. I would love to see a video. Producers, please give us a video. It's really gross. Thank you, producers. And so, Blake, you have these? I've gotten one every now and then. I don't know if I've ever... Can we be real with each other for just a moment? I don't think I've ever smelled any of your breaths and been like...

That's really bad. Yeah. I don't think so. Oh, thank God. Because often I'm like, is my breath terrible? Because we've all met people and talked to them on various occasions where you're like, oh, it's bad again. This is a thing. And how do they not know? How do they not know? Well, here's the thing I think probably with Blake because you're the one that has had these weird stones that none of us have ever heard of. Beats me.

Pizza, pizza. Okay. And you always have mints. I noticed that you always have a mint. You're always chewing a gum. I chew gum. Maybe you have these often and you're trying to conceal. Is that what's happening? No, I'm just very, I very much don't want

to be the bad breath guy. I don't want to be that. Well, I think I got that from my father. My father chews gum all the time, whether I'm drinking beer, I'll still chew gum. Like I just, I have to. Yeah, it's crazy. I'm crazy. Dude, you're so nuts. Yeah.

I'm a dude. Being your friend sometimes is too much. So speaking of Blake being nuts, dude, happy 40th birthday, buddy. That was quite a banger we went to the other night. Oh, and I'm so glad all my friends got to be there.

Thank you. Do people still say getting tore up from the floor up? I'm drunk now. Yeah, they should. Yeah, well, that was us. Yeah, we've really got it in. Okay, so Todd just sent a video of the stones. My God, dude, I'm going to...

a fucking bomb. Yeah, I told you. I told you it looks like maggots coming out of your mouth. It really does. It's disgusting. And you've had this. No, no, no, no. Not to that severity. I'm trying to tell you. I feel like you're walking it back and you don't know what the severity because you're not watching the video. So you don't know the severity. I don't have to. I know what you're watching. I'm not saying anything that it just doesn't look great. Disturbing. No, wait until they poke out these little. No, it's bad. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Is it just pus? Yeah. It's like a deposit of something. I don't know. A something? But you got to really be aware of that shit and get it out of there. Yeah, not for me. I don't like it. Yeah, I've never seen anything like that. No, sir, I do not like it. Dude, the smell of them is insane. It's disgusting. The smell of diarrhea. Okay, so, and by the way... I'm still going to send it. I was...

All up in your business, on your 40th, giving you hugs, giving you little noogies. Very physical. You got me sick. Being very physical with you. Didn't notice your breath stinking, dude. So happy 40th. Okay. Happy 40th birthday, man. Thank you so much, dude. Is that why you drink Jaeger? It's got a little licorice, a little...

Yeah. Yeah. It's like a little mouthwash. It's a delicious brown mouthwash. Yeah. So explain to us, uh, the, the throw down, um, because it was at this sick bar. We say in the name of the bar, we blowing up the spot of the bar. I suppose we could tag. You tagged it on Instagram. Is that Carlito's way? It's Carlito's way in studio city. It was very, it was very sick. Uh,

I remember going to that bar back in the day when it was in Van Nuys. And we thought it was like from the movie Carlito's Way. Right. And I was like, yeah, it's Carlito's Way. I wonder if they filmed it here or something. I have no idea. Right. And then. And you're going to go from the broke. And then it's just a guy named Carlito. Yep. Just a guy named Carlito. Yeah.

I'm still going to send it. Very specific way. That threw me for a fucking loop when this just regular dude came up and was like, hey, this is my way. My name is Carlito. And I was blown away. Yeah. Well, that's part of it. That's his way is to blow you. I'll blow you away. My way. Carlito's way. Yeah, exactly. You liked it, didn't you? And then there was like a sick taco spot in the parking lot. Cactus tacos. Hello. That we really fucked up.

That was great. Anybody in the Los Angeles area, if you're familiar with Cactus Tacos, it's one of my favorite burrito spots. It's delicious. So you go burrito. You don't go taco. No, I go against the grain.

I do go burrito. I went street taco. Yeah, how was it? Really good, dude. And by the way, it's a stank. It's got a stank on them. Does it? Oh, yeah. Dude, because I was, the taco sort of disintegrated, you know how they do sometimes with the tortilla? Yeah. Did they double up?

Yeah. I don't know what happened. I think it was an extra juicy batch and it just disintegrated. And so I was like eating it with my fingers and my fingers reeked of taco of carne asada. You like it too.

Two days, dude. Yeah. And I would just keep giving little whiffs of carne asada and I'm like, ooh, that's a spicy, dude. The cause of diarrhea. I'd let my baby do a little suckle on the finger just to get a hit of the good stuff, dude. Wait a minute. Just get a hit of the good stuff. Get him on that spicy diet. Start spreading the news. Oh, yeah. I guess I dropped a little news there on him. I didn't even mean to. Yeah, wait a minute. Hold on. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Cat's out the bag. Okie dokie. And I call my child the cat. Oh, my God.

Out of the human sack that is my wife. Yeah! Cat's out the bag. Any take backs, early apologies. Yeah, Bo has arrived, dude. Little Bobo child. Bo has arrived, baby. Woo! Dude, my favorite part is asking everybody...

And I think I said this on a previous podcast of things to make fun of him for with his name, Bo. Bo Nern, dude. Yeah, the little Bo Nern is here. Wow, dude. He's fucking cool. Yeah? Is he cool? You digging him already? Yeah. So far? Yeah. For real? Yeah. Is he a bitch or an asshole? Yeah. You should know by now. No, I think he's a leaning asshole.

Already? Well, he's not a bitch. I'll say that. I will not have that at my house. Yeah, okay. No, he's very much like

He just wants to eat all the time. He's like his daddy. He's like his daddy. He's much like his daddy. He just wants to gobble. And if you don't have... He'll get real saucy if you're holding him and you don't have a titty to suck on. Sure. He'll be fine for a while and then he'll just do that little baby thing where he'll just open his mouth and be like...

Just cruising. And if you're listening right now, Adam looks cool. Adam just looked psychotic. Look at this total asshole. That's what Adam looks like when he's drunk and he's trying to get it on. That's what he looks like when he's trying to eat the carne asada taco. Let me gobble. Your taco, sir. Let me gobble. Let me gobble.

Yeah, you got to find your way with your mouth. Just use your fingers, sir. I mean, my God, dude. I mean, as far as babies go, he's really dope. He's really, really cool. That's cool. Your favorite ever, you think? My favorite ever. So I've held about, I want to say, maybe five babies. And out of those five babies...

top three for sure. For sure. Without a doubt. I love it, dude. My favorite baby, obviously, guys. That works out well. I think that'll work out to your benefit. You want to see him? Do we want to see him? Is he laying at your feet right now? You keep talking about it. We keep talking about it. She's like, dude, please.

I was just taking it. She's like, I finally just took it. She's like, quit. We haven't even posted. We didn't even post about him. You know what, uh...

is when you have a child, you no longer give a shit about posting on the internet. I stopped caring about that's going to come back and then I'll finally get my TikTok off the fucking ground. You're not being a daddy influencer. You need to lean into it, dude. Right. I want to go to your page to see what diapers to buy. Oh my God. Oh my God. Look at that asshole. Oh my God. Hey guys, who am I? Who am I? Who am I?

Kyle? Yeah, I'm Kyle. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. Is that a robot? Oh my gosh, look at little Bo. He's touching your face. This is little Bobo. Hey, wait, the second guest on the podcast. That sounds like her. Did you record that for the board? For sure. What else you got? Yeah, you being a good boy?

Yeah, okay, he is. You've got oozing throat stones, Dad. Yeah. Your breath stinks. Wow, this is a podcast first. Yeah, look at him. Hi, Bo. He's a star, dude. Did we mention this episode's brought to you by Gerber? Send my man some baby food. Absolutely. And Zola.

Let's get him on a ZOA real quick. Say goodbye. Say goodbye, everybody. Bye, Bo. Hi, Clo. Clo and Bo. Clo and Bo? What do you know? Did you guys realize that before?

Yeah, I don't know if that was before or like the first time I said to my parents like is Chloe and Bo here or where are they in the house? And I go, Chloe and Bo are on the couch. And then I was like, oh, my God. You're like, Chloe, Chloe, Chloe. Well, look what you want to know. I just made up Chloe and Bo. How cool is that? It's dangerous.

It's because they work so well. You're going to want to figure out where you fit into everything. What sucks is I have to go. I have to leave the house and go do stuff throughout the day. That sucks. It does suck. Then I come home and Chloe's just spent a good five, six hours with the baby just sucking on her beautiful tits. I don't have any milk in my tits and I have nothing to give. I can immediately tell...

he doesn't fuck with me anymore. It'll take a few hours of me rocking him and putting him on my knees like I do and doing little jiggles and wiggles. And then he'll come back around and be like, all right, okay, this guy's not too bad. Wait, this is fun. Wait, do you have tits? No. He doesn't understand your comedy yet. Just wait. He's going to get it eventually. That is true. Did you do the face at him? Like, you look like this.

Yeah. I do a lot of that. And when he cries, I try, I cry back in his face. Always good. Yeah. You have to do that through high school. He doesn't quite get that yet. Oh, I'm crying. I'm like, yeah. And then it just increases. I'm hungry all the time.

That's cool, dude. Sounds like you're doing great. Yeah, it's going great. Super easy. You know, super easy. Stay-at-home parents. Yeah. Have a couple more. I'm not really sure what the hollabaloo is about. Yeah, I don't get it. I don't get why anyone complains about it because it's a piece of freaking cake until it isn't. You know, it is interesting. People do say it's the hardest job in the world. And I know that that's kind of like...

Yeah, coal miners. It's weird that people don't go... Oil rig. I'm kind of like, it's not easy for sure, but why are we saying hardest job in the world? It's not. I've watched Mike Rowe and the hardest job. Well, those aren't hard jobs. Those are dirty, specifically dirty. But they're also very hard. Have you seen somebody clean a windmill? That shit is hard as fuck.

Fuck, dude. And scary. And not that dirty. No, can we get a video of that, please? Oh, man, that shit is treacherous. You have to climb up them and shit. Yeah, no, but the way people hype, they try to scare you off. When Chloe's nine months pregnant and we're going to be due any day, people try to scare you off of having the child. They're like, oh, my God, get ready. Oh, you think...

You think you know. You have no idea. I was seeing it as more of like a charitable thing to be like giving like their flowers. Like, hey, it's the hardest job in the world. And it's like... There's way harder jobs. Being a police or like a warden or whatever, the person who works in like... A warden. Yeah. Sure. Prison warden. Hard job. Why? Because you're like...

I'm too sexy. Like all these guys want to fuck me. And it's like kind of hard to bat all these guys because the guys in prison work out so much and they're like, they're also kind of hot. Isn't that what we were talking about? Yeah. Okay. I'm glad we're all on the same page. Wait, wait,

Okay, Captain Obvious over here. The hardest part about being a prison warden is not fucking all the prisoners. Yeah, dude. Yeah, like you have the nightstand. Well, because in your regular life, you're not the sexiest guy. You're not a hot piece of ass just walking down the street. But if you're a prison warden, you know? Yeah. You're walking through. You got the keys. You can give them a little jingle jangle. A little jingle jangle.

Is that the code? What you reading, boys? Yeah, you want to go to lunch a little early? Get an extra string cheese or whatever? Save some of that jangum for me. Warden says you get to go early. Wait, are we saying warden? Is it warden? Just like the guard. I'm saying like the guard. No, we're saying the warden. So he tells the guards...

Stand down. Stand down. Warden's going to strut on through. He wears his tie pants, just wiggling them hips. Warden coming through. Warden looks like the dude on YouTube with the big booty. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, with the tacky pants. The dude that's trying to be me so fucking hard, dude. It's crazy, dude. Hot, hot, hot, hot.

So you're saying it's probably problematic if you are a warden with a big, fat, juicy ass. Or maybe you run a real tight ship. But is there one out there that doesn't have it? I feel like that's a prereq. That's how you get the gig. You'll be able to put all the inmates in a trance where it's like they're going crazy. Then they're sending the warden. He comes in suddenly. Yeah.

Suddenly everybody's going right to sleep. Ass worship. That's why Shawshank was flawed. That dude did not have a good ass. That guy with the glasses. You remember the prison? I know exactly what you're talking about. I feel like he had a little something. Did he have a dumper? He said his booty was obtuse. That's right. All I know is the girl that I used to work with at the service deli when I worked for the pavilion supermarket

And I worked in the service Italy the girl who worked with me she had an enormous ass She then left and last where I checked she's a warden of a prison and I'm making this up Wow her mom or her mom or her dad I can't remember was like the warden and then she followed in his or her footsteps and then became the warden any Norma sasted okay

Well, I feel like, yeah, you kind of got to have some haunches on you. So, I mean, and that is the hardest job in the world because how are you going to get any work done because you're going to be fucking all these inmates all the time. Super hard. That's so difficult. So it's basically just to circle back. It might be that and then parenthood. Like that being a warden because you're fucking all the prisoners and then parenthood.

And maybe a few others before that, but Parenthood may be top 10. Yeah, the windmill cleaner, which is really tough. I always like when we uncover, we really kind of stop joking and get into what I like to call real shit. Yeah, man. Thank you. It feels good, man. It does. Thank God. It feels good. This is 40. This is 40. We're all here. We've all made it. Are you the caboose?

Yeah, I finally pulled up to the station and I'm loving it. Youngblood. I'm loving it, baby. It feels good. Mm. Mm.

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Yeah, so parenthood is so far pretty easy.

Yeah, well at this stage the child is just kind of like a worm right yeah, yeah Yeah, just you got to feed him all the time all the time. Yeah, my god. My god. I can't stop eating like a weed it is weird because they're like Oh grows so much just cherish these moments because he's always changing and you're like bullshit He's gonna be a little tiny little tiny baby for months and months and then he's gonna sprout and wings and he's gonna grow dude

He's grown so fucking much. Like, I was really surprised by, like, if you gain two pounds and you came out, you were only like seven pounds, six pounds, and then you gain two, three pounds. That's half your fucking body weight. Yeah, it's crazy, right? That's huge, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Again, I love when we talk about these kind of...

I mean, it's wild. You look at photos from day one and then now we're two weeks into it and you're like, this is a different... Who swapped out the babies and gave us this beefy little boy? You know what's a trip? I'm sorry. You said they don't change how they look and now you're saying who swapped the baby out? I'm so confused. No, that's what I thought. I thought they don't really change. They're like just tiny babies and then now I'm like, oh shit. No, the face mutates too. Yeah. Oh yeah. These cheeks are fucking some...

basset hound just droopy dogs. You know how when your baby first comes out and you swear, it's really cute, super cute. Once it grows up and just goes a couple months, you'll look back at those photos and you'll be like, oh my gosh, our baby was actually really freaking weird looking.

Right. Alien. For sure. Yeah. So wait. So when I showed you guys the photos of my baby and you guys were like, wow, what a little cutie. Hey, little handsome guy. Yeah. You were lying. Just saying. I think mine was an auto reply that I had on my phone. Yeah. Yeah. Just saying. What did it say? Okay.

Okay. Super cute. It looks like you. Yeah. It just knows. It's like an algorithm thing. It looks like you now at 40. It looks like you now. Uh-huh. Oh, OMG. Has your eyes. It just says so cool. Nice. Happy for you. Look at lips.

We had to have to do like kind of an emergency, not emergency, but like a last minute C-section. We were going to do like the vaginal birth. Very shagadelic. Last minute they were like, we have to do a C-section. Did you yell Omaha? Yeah. We both were like actually once Chloe like felt good and she was doing fine post C-section. Yeah.

Kind of stoked because the baby comes out looking like a baby and not a fucking alien that just had to go through this black hole. Yeah, it's preferred. Yeah, you can you can get that. You can post that baby right on Instagram right away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No pinhead. No, nothing. We didn't. We didn't. We were really holding holding on tight to these photos. I don't know why. I figured I'd be fucking just blasting them out.

Even when I saw you at my birthday, I'm like, what the fuck, dude? I've seen two pictures. What the fuck is going on here? I want to see more photos, even though I just explained that the baby is really weird. Blake wants proof. More than anything, I just want proof. He was like, I've only seen two photos. You thought this was a long con with Chloe? I've just dated her for nine years. Really weird. Really weird ruse. We're

on to you. I just paid this beautiful woman to date me for nine years and then fake half my baby. It's just to prove to me you're straight. One of the...

Ain't no way. Okay, you're straight, dude. Okay. Oh, yeah, you're straight. Have a baby then. See? Okay, well, I did. And I don't want to become a warden. Chloe, what am I paying you now? What am I paying you now, Chloe? We need to figure out how to have a baby, and I'll pay you whatever. Don't worry about it. Don't worry. We'll make it work. The warden has spoken. Maybe you should just come out. Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's just that easy. Oh, sure. Right.

Right. Okay. In Hollywood? Why don't you come out? You know what would happen on the podcast? Jesus. They would tear me to shreds. How about you just have the baby come out? No. In fact, I feel like that would change our dynamics so much if one of us just came out and was like, I'm gay. And then we would be so much nicer to each other. I feel like we would just really be. There's no way. You don't think? No. For the first few weeks, we'd be really.

really nice to each other. Yeah, that's what I think. I think it'd be like, oh, wow, yeah. And then it'd be like, oh, yeah, Blake, why don't you go gobble 20 dicks? I know you want to. How many dicks did you gobble? Yeah, we would get comfortable with it. I think it'd be the first 20 minutes of an episode.

What did you say it was going to be? How long? Yeah, I would say a couple weeks. But, I mean, you might be right. I don't think so. You might be right. Knowing us. Dude, honestly, you guys were so. Knowing our homophobia, dude. When we can finally just let it rip. Knowing how scared we are. You guys were so supportive for 15 minutes. Yeah.

We'd be asking you to rate us so fast. Yeah, that's exactly what it would be. Yes. It was very cool for you to come out now that you're out. And we're talking about Blake now, right? How did this switch over to me? Now that it's getting real. Yeah, now we're talking about Blake. Sure. How did this switch to

What the hell? I don't know. I'm the freaking straightest dude you know, bro. But when you're sucking dick, do you put your hair up? Dude, and what's cool is you can't deny it because then you're super homophobic and that's what you can't be. Honestly, I'm not fully going to like...

say I'm not. I'm just... I am gay. I'm so gay I'm not that I am. If anything, I'm bisexual as fuck, dude. Are you kidding me? Alright, okay. Give me that. I'll wear that badge with honor, okay? Anything good. I feel like that's a good shirt that Blake would own that says, like, I'm bi, B-U-Y, I'm bisexual. Yeah, what was it on? Like a gas station shirt. Yeah, but what does that mean? Like, you buy, you pay for sex. I'm bi. Sexual. I'm bisexual.

I'm bisexual. I love prostitutes. I feel like I promise you that shirt exists. I don't even understand the shirt. Explain the shirt. Like, by B-U-Y. B-U-Y. Bi. Bisexual. I purchase sex.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why. I'm going to Google it. You were saying B-U-Y, and in my head, it was B-Y-E. Like, goodbye. That's because I'm a fucking idiot. Right. Well, I'm sure that's out there, too. I'm bisexual. As soon as we fucking left. I'm Dubai. I'm Dubai-sexual. When I go to Dubai, I fuck anything that moves. I'm bisexual. You buy me a beer, I get sexual. Dude. Here we go.

Bisexual. If you buy me something, this is bisexual, B-U-I. If you buy me something, I get sexual. This one says, I'm bisexual. You buy me food and I get sexual. Something. Dude, that's a weird one because you see those videos every once in a while. Like the one way to get your girl, you know, I don't know, whatever. Like get her going and then it's just like hamstrung.

him like bringing her eggs in bed or whatever and i'm like nothing i don't i food does not get me horny even a little bit yeah i know i'm like you know what i mean i never if if if my girl gave me a pizza i wouldn't be like the time is now yeah right well hey baby where's the pizza you want you want otter pop can i just do one more t-shirt and then we'll get into how food is gross and not sexual baby let me give you that

This shirt says, I'm so done with men. And then it says, oh, look, a penis. Shut the fuck up! People are buying this. I like, um, I don't even have to click this link. I know a couple good ones. Like the one that's like, it's not a bald spot. It's a, I don't know. Yup.

It's like a solar panel for a sex machine. Yeah, there you go. There it is. That one's pretty good. Yeah. Or like, I gave up sex for a while. My dad had like that hat or something, or he had something that said that. Yeah. It's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for a sex machine.

That shit's kind of hard. I guess. I mean, I guess. Yeah. I guess. Food is kind of gross when it comes to like not turning, you know, like. Don't get. Yeah. I've never been offered food and been like, no. Yeah. I always thought about the chocolate covered. Remember in the 90s, it was all chocolate covered. Strawberries were like an aphrodisiac. What's up with that? That shit's hot, dude.

There's no food that turns you on. I feel like that's still around. But that's not sexual. I feel like people got off of aphrodisiacs. I feel like in the 90s, it was like everything was an aphrodisiac. It was like,

oysters and strawberries and cool water cologne and if yeah and if you those three you're just describing your personality now but go ahead those three things mixed together and they're all gonna want to go adam adam just i'm gonna come anything that has that kind of connotation is like green i only eat green m&ms you know me guys oysters line them up i feel like you just named like

Your personality traits. Well, I don't fuck with chocolate-covered strawberries. I mean, they're fine. They're delicious. Yeah, they're okay. You're the one defending them. I'm not ordering them. I'm not being like, we gotta get the chocolate-covered strawberries. So you'd be fine never having one for the rest of your life, Adam? Ha ha ha!

Let's go. I think so. Yeah. I think that what about a caramel apple? That's kind of hot. I love those dudes. Shout out to Affie's apple. Well, sure. Those are those are delicious, but I would say that's way not sexy. Really? That's not sexy at all. Oh, what do you what's up? You really got a chomp on. They've gone to they've gone overboard, though. I think I think I

I think I was with Adam the last time I got one, right? Yeah. They start, they start putting like several layers on when, when was that? I think like on the road, maybe I got one and I had, and I had them, they're like, do you want it sliced up? And I was like, fuck yeah. Um, it was like a Rocky mountain chocolate. Where did you guys go together? What the hell? What trip was this? We went to go, we went shopping for chocolate covered strawberries. It was his idea. What the hell trip was this? Oysters or chocolate, couple strawberries. What?

I think on the tour, I went into like a Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory. What the hell? Yeah, I kind of remember that. What happened in Tulsa, brother? Let's just say they sliced up the apple. Dude, those Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factories, are they, I mean, they're still around, but are they still, I remember in the Omaha Mall. Woo, boy.

Oh, yeah. I don't know if those are... It's a little too crazy for me. Like, the ones that have, like, the marshmallows on the apple with the toffee and the nuts and the, like, other... I'm like... Yeah. Then you're not getting any apple. No, no, no. Then by the time you get to the apple, you've already had...

18,000 calories of chocolate nuts and berries and marshmallows. And then you get to an apple and you're like, this tastes fucking disgusting. Yeah, what the hell? It's like a little water ball. Caramel and caramel with nuts. And I think I'm done. I don't know if anybody slide into Blake's DMs with suggestions of other sorts of taffy apples that I should be into. I like a little caramel on it and then roll it in peanuts and

And that's good enough for me. Okay. I don't need the cinnamon. Just said that. And you go peanuts, not almonds, not like chopped up almonds. It's peanuts. Traditionally. It is peanuts. I think it's peanuts. Yeah.

I'll take almonds. I'll do almonds. That sounds not as good to me. Almonds might be like a little too dense. Like bitter? Like bitter? Because then it's like a sour apple and a bitter. But you're getting buff. You're getting pretty buff off of them. Good protein. Is that what you think? Yeah. It's good protein loading. Yeah. Almonds are just like the buffest nut. Let's see. What I want to do is caramel and then dip it in whey protein powder. Would you? Yeah.

Vanilla whey protein powder. That's Carlitos way. Get the ghost pre-workout and just roll your ass. That's Adam's way. Damn. Before every workout? My doctor told me that I do have to slow way down on my

my pre-workout. Thank you, guys! I am toning down my pre-workout. Just pre-workout. They said all caffeine and I say, well, I gotta drink my natural energy drink, ZOA.

So I'm not going to stop that. He's like, actually, that's good for you. Keep that up. I'm not going to stop that. And I can have some coffee. I just can't have the normal six to eight cups of coffee that I would have every day.

And as well as energy drinks, as well as the pre-workout. And so is this tied into all the stuff they think? Or they're just like, let's see. No, they do think that part of the fasciculations that I'm having, which are a term for like the spasms. Uh,

I've since for like the last like three weeks cut out caffeine. Like I have three things of caffeine, usually two cups of coffee and like a soda in the afternoon or whatever. Okay. They've cut down tremendously by like 70%. Okay. So yeah.

I mean, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We've been telling you that for 15 years. That your body was like twitching. It's like, we're ready to go. We're ready to go. And you're like, yeah, we've been telling you that for 15 years. We diagnosed you a long time. Yeah. But isn't it? Wasn't it like kind of dope? And like, you guys looked at me like, is he like,

like a superhero the amount of caffeine he drinks and like how much energy he possesses wasn't that like kind of inspiring because I was doing it to inspire you guys it might have been the opposite I was doing it to inspire you yeah

I mean, I feel like you brought ZOA on the, like, without you. Yeah. Would ZOA come a knocking? I don't know. I don't think so. So basically the doctor said you can do lit, but you can't do lit AF. Right. Right. Because maybe that's a little, it's a little too AF. Maybe I can't get AF'd.

Fair enough. So no pre-workout. You're just doing like a cup or two of coffee a day that we know about. Essentially, I'm so fucked up right now that I haven't worked out in like two months. So I have not worked out in two months. I'm a soft, pudgy, fat, ugly piece of shit right now. Your boobs are huge. So I'm not taking the pre-workout because I don't work out. Right. And I am doing like two cups of coffee and then like a soda.

or some shit. Okay. And that's about it. And that's it. Good. Good. Good. Keep that up. And what else, Adam? Yeah. What? Z-quill? Is that what you're saying? What are you miming something? Wake up! I can't say it. It looks like a Z in a circle. Z-O-A. ZOA. Yeah.

And we got there. And we're back. I'm glad you're drinking. You know, if I am going to reach for an energy drink, it's going to be an energy drink with clean ingredients and coffee beans, green coffee, whatever's as energy. Anything by the rock. Yeah. Yeah.

It's that big D energy. Big Dwayne energy. Big D energy. That is right. If I am going to reach for an energy drink, and in fact, I do miss an afternoon go-go. That's one thing that I like an afternoon. Pick me up. But you're home. Yeah, it's different now. I'm home. I'm chilling. So you're not on set or anything where you've got any sort of expectations to bring it? Not on tour. It's okay. I'm just chilling with the baby, and he doesn't.

In fact, if I was up and moving too much, he'd be a little bummed at that. He'd be like, yeah, chill. Sit your ass down. Sit the fuck down, old man. Sit down and watch Rocky Balboa again. Asshole. You know, I've been watching a lot of movies that...

that I was like, does this deserve a rewatch? And then I watch it and I'm like, it didn't. That's where I'm at. What's an example? Rocky Balboa. Rocky Balboa. Yeah, I just watched that the other day. I never saw that one. I sat up late with the, it was like, it was going to Blake's birthday party and I was like, you know what? I'm going to take the Saturday night or the, sorry, the Friday night all night long with the baby. Oh, I love it. And then the next night,

you're going to have them because I'm going to be drunk as fuck at Blake's birthday party. Fucking partying my face off. When I get home. I'm drunk now. Yeah. I was proud of myself though. I took them at 8 a.m. I was like, or 9 a.m. There you go. Yeah. I was, I was like up and out of daddy, but you know what? They're good like that. They're like a, it's like a weighted blanket where you're like, you just put them on and you're like, dude, fucking help. Yeah. It's a, okay. I'm sure it'll be different once he's like running around kicking shit.

That's going to be a much different vibe. You still lay on the floor and then you're like, let's play Cover Daddy and Toys. Yeah, let's play Quietly Watch Rocky Balboa. Yeah, I did that shit. Yeah, so I laid up and just watched Rocky Balboa on my phone. He enjoyed the sounds of

The grunts. On the phone. On the phone. That is gangster. Yeah, I watch everything on my phone. That's crazy. Do you like balance the phone across his face? Yeah. Yeah, I lean. I do a power lean in one of his fat folds. Okay, cool, cool. And the heat of the phone kind of. Yeah, you just stick it in there. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. Where are you? You're in his room in like the rocker? Yeah, he's in like the spare room with the-

despair despair room with we have Kyle got it for me because I got him one when he had a kid what is the name of that the snoo oh yeah yeah that thing that thing rules but careful you can't let him lay in there too long because it will flatten the back of their head bro you got to be careful for that yeah well that I mean they get this new head yeah I know Kyle was saying that the snoo head but I mean you just just at nighttime no yeah no some people leave but the thing is that like

people leave them in there the whole night because they don't need to go get them. So it just shakes them back to sleep. So sleeping the whole night, the back of their heads get flat. We never turned it on. For real. You could leave them for 72 hours and they'll be chilling, bro. It's crazy. They love this new. Wait, so you can't leave them just overnight? I mean, obviously we're getting them every couple hours to feed them again and to burp them and to do all that stuff. The baby is like a skin soup, okay? And all of those moles.

Just a sack of noodles, dog. And you got to get them up so the head forms correct. Smoke weed every day. Well, I mean, we're doing the tummy time. No one's ever told us about this new... Don't let him be on the face. The face. All right. Yeah, I'm not buying it. That's skin soup, bro. You got a little bag of jambalaya over there. You got to be careful. Ooh, wee.

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Beauregard Beauregard Beauregard Beauregard Divine Kids are gonna call him something else This is your father, the Bacchus You know, he's born in February He's a little Mardi Gras baby, little Beauregard Take him to New Orleans Take him to Commander's Palace

Was the city of New Orleans hitting you up? Like, where are you, Bacchus? Where are you at? Yeah, I was getting some of that. Were they summoning the king? Because you have to go to, like, hand the baton off? No, you don't have to go. I mean, but it's tradition, too? No, no, it's not. But, like, a lot of people do go back. And you want to. They want to see the previous king's body.

there as well to support. I remember Mackie was at yours, right? Yeah. He was so cool. And do you remember when Nick Cage was at the restaurant with us? He was at Commander's Palace and they were like, Nick Cage is going to come up and say hello from one past king to another. And then I'm like, oh, cool. Nick Cage. That'll be fucking awesome. And then like 15 minutes later, they're like, he doesn't want to. Right.

No, I don't. No, we all got. I were like, oh, shit, this is going to be funny as hell or cool or whatever. And then like, yeah, they're like, no, actually. Yeah. They're like, he he chose not to come. He took a piss here. He thought you were a dinosaur skull. And yeah, he chose to ate his entire meal and not do the one thing that we wanted him to do. But that's. Yeah. But Anthony Mackie pulled up real tough. He was awesome.

dude oh yeah yeah anthony mackie he's the shit dude he's a great baucus yes he's an ambassador so i'm excited for him too and you know chloe's family she saw his family her mom still lives in uh louisiana so i i feel like he's gonna really get the new orleans experience from a very young age man and he's gonna do all the little there's like little kid parades where like

It's only tiny children. It's just children in thongs, for sure. It's a little different than that. No doubt. They've got the headdress. It's a little different. It's a different vibe. No, they have little tiny floats, like little baby floats. It's so cute, dude. It's so cute. I want to go there. I want to go there. I think a cute shit, now that I'm a dad, now I'm like, that's so cute. I want my daddy to be cute.

You just love getting your cute on. At what age do we Halloween? This is a question I had yesterday. Okay. Do you Halloween? He's not going to even be one years old. Right. Do you Halloween pre-one? I mean, you put him in a little costume. Do you walk around with him? Yeah.

Yes. You see your neighbors, just to say what's up to your neighbors and be like, look, this is Yoda. I got Grogu on deck. Dude, where I live, all my neighbors are legitimately 96 years old. So I guess just kind of wander out, make sure that from one fellow skin soup to another.

This is the way. I mean, he'll see all the kids dressed and it'll be cool and scary. Honestly, I was waiting for any excuse to go like trick-or-treating. That shit is the best. You get free candy. Well, for sure. I mean, I want to, but I'm like, is this weird? That's why you had your kid? Yeah, that's the one reason. Adam's gay and you're just a fucking Halloween nut? Well, I'm gay too. Forgot. No way. Okay.

What costumes do we go? He's obviously like a pumpkin or an M&M or some shit. Yeah, or a pee in a pod is a pretty good one. We used to do, we would dress up as Ghostbusters and whatever baby we had at the time would be a Slimer. Yeah, that's a good look. That's a classic. That's a good look. Well, Durs is always good at Halloween. I always felt like you always had a proper costume and I was a wizard for 13 years straight. I'm a spooky, spooky guy. Yeah, Durs is

You wouldn't think Dirts would be into Halloween, but you are. And I like that about you. You know, you throw us curveballs. We have a good time. Your personality throws us curveballs, and I like that. We like that about you. Ironically, can't throw that well.

No, you can't. Surprisingly, I can't throw a curveball. Yeah, you can't throw. You're not a very good baseball player, correct? Or basketball. Yeah, no. I'm fine with basketball. He's not bad. I mean, he's not great at basketball, but you're not. No, no, no. You should be better. You're tall. You should be better. Well, yeah, for sure.

For your size, you should be pretty dominant. You should definitely beat us. I'll say this. I could definitely beat you guys. There's no possible way. Well, I mean, I can't physically walk anymore. So, yes. By the way, I did play a little two-on-two basketball two days ago. That shit is...

so hard now. I got so tired so quickly and I used to be. Well, that's, that's why Durst thinks he can beat you now. Yeah, but still, I remember that was my only, my only thing playing people in basketball was that I just never got tired because of swimming or whatever. And people would get gassed and I'd be like getting my own rebound after brick after brick after brick. But you saw me shooting at a T-Bus house. I'm okay. Yeah,

You got a little jumper, but I would still a little jumper, but okay. All right. I'll take it. You got a little jumper, but other than that, we'll see. I would put my money on, on Blake only because he actively used to play a lot of basketball. I did. Yeah, I did.

I'm wet. You are wet and juicy for sure. I'm pissed now. I was never that. I was never that good. I just had a power hook and, you know, I would follow you so hard, but there's no refs. So you brought it. By the way, I'm not good either. I just think I could beat him. Okay. I like that. Hey, I like it. And on the next live show, we're bringing out two hoops and you guys are going to battle Royale. I was going to say to the death, but you're going to see this little jumper, but wiggle. Where's the next live show? What are we thinking? What?

What are we thinking? Atlantic City. Maybe Atlantic City. Maybe Atlantic City. Should we go Atlantic City? I don't know. Could be kind of cool. Anything's possible. Anything is possible. Anything is possible.

We played a lot of, what did we play? Knockout at Workaholics? Oh, yeah. That was a nice lunchtime. Yeah, Knockout is actually a very flawless game if you just have uneven numbers and everything. It's so fun. Yeah, it is fun. And it's a good game to play when you're at lunch and you just ate a big lunch and then you quickly go out and it's 115 degrees.

in the deep valley, which essentially is the desert, and you're just playing in a total cement parking lot. Black asphalt. Yeah, just asphalt and...

Yeah. And everyone is just sopping wet to come back in the room and work for another four hours. Perfect game. And it doesn't smell after that. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect game to do that. How do you guys feel about, you know, some people play where you can like, if you're holding the ball, you can bump somebody else's ball out.

out in a way. Correct. Do you guys play with those rules? Yeah. That's why it's called knockout. Yeah. It's called knockout for that exact reason. Yeah. You have to bump. What the fuck are you guys talking about? It's called knockout because you knock someone out if you make your basket before the person before you. You knock them out of the game. It's a double entendre. It's a double entendre. It's definitely not. I don't think it is. It is. You knock them out and then you knock their ball out. It's all encompassing. Hang on. Kyle. Kyle.

kyle let me call kyle oh yeah you know kyle knows about devil entendres you know yeah come on pickle come on man that's why it's called knockout what where am i i'm part of the podcast yeah it's for sure called knockout because you knock people out but i guess i just i don't i don't know if i love the being able to hit the ball it just seems like so easy to be like all right i'm just gonna fucking blast someone's ball the fuck out of here well some people took it to the extreme and then they would like just like

you know, that's what I'm saying. That's, that's when people take advantage of the rules. Yeah. Those people, they're bitches. We don't fuck with those people are bitches. Yeah. Yeah. You don't play, you don't play with them. And then you know what? You just make the shot and they're the, you knock them out. Of course. Yeah. You just, you tap it out. You know, you, you, you want them to go do a little jog, but you know, you don't kick it to target.

I like the rule where you can throw the ball at the other ball. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Straight up in the air. I don't like that you can hold on to it and go boom and knock the fuck out of there. Okay. I'm also in agreeance. Now that you are starting to come back to me and the people who would hold on to the ball and hit the ball were bitches. Fuck that. That should be illegal. And I could be...

I mean, I don't know. And I'm sincerely asking this. Is agreeance? You're just a 40-year-old dad wondering how things work now. Is agreeance? No one goes outside anymore. Is what, Korean? Agreeance? Is that agreeance work? Korean? What? Koreans work. No, agreeance. You just said, I'm in agreeance. Agreeance. Agreement. That's what you said. Is that a word? I don't think it's a word. Okay. You said, I'm in agreeance.

And I was like, oh, that's a word now. I don't know if that's a word. Agreeance, right? Agreeance, not greance, but agreeance. Well, no, I'm saying agreeance. I think you're in agreement. Yeah, I don't think agreeance is a word. Remember when the producers used to be just jumping in? Well, this is egregious. Is egregious a word? Egregious is a word. Yeah, that's a word, Blake. Agreeance is a rare noun. Okay. An actor's state of agreeance. Okay, cool. Right.

Hey, Blake. See? I'm in agreeance. Yeah, I love that. I know my shit. I know my shit, man. Is that real? Sad. Sad about it. I know my shit. I know my shit. I know. So, Ders, are you, as far as real sports, not swimming? I'm talking like American, popular American sports, baseball, basketball, football. Are you good at any of those? Badminton. Like I said, I'm probably not good at basketball.

I cannot hit a baseball for sure. I can throw a football pretty well. I can catch pretty well. Yeah. I could see you being okay at football. I think football is cool. I'm not. I can't throw. I mean, I could throw a football. No one would be like, that man cannot throw a football. But I'm never proud when I throw a football. No one's ever like, whoa, fucking...

tight. Look at that tight spiral. I mean, I will say on, so on set, my stand in Gil, who was an older man, uh, I don't know. He was 10 years older than us. Yeah. It made a lot of sense. 15 years older. I don't know. It made a lot of sense to be your standard. Yes. Yes, absolutely. Um, he's been in a few episodes, but he played semi pro football in like the eighties. No, I thought he played, didn't he play for the dolphins and then got like cut? Hmm.

He might have showed up at camp. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think he ever played pro. Okay. We could have gave it to him. Could have gave it to him. No one would have known, but we could have gave it to him. I'm still going to send it. So my stand-in Phil was, Phil, Gil, was this super jacked professional football player. Bill, Gil, Bill. Yeah, now we're giving it to him. Super jacked. And that's why he was my stand-in. Yeah. But he was a quarterback, and he's probably a little bit taller than me and just like... Dude.

Cock Diesel. Cock Diesel. Yeah. And when he throws a football, we had a football on set a few times. It was just different. It just moved in a different way where you go, oh, like...

I'm throwing how I throw, but when you throw it, it just zips. See ya. Dude, I did that commercial, that Amazon commercial and the Amazon NFL commercial with Ryan Fitzpatrick, ex quarterback for like 15 years. And the bit was just, he's pelting me with footballs. And I was like, okay, so how are we going to do this? And they're like, he's just going to throw footballs at you. And I'm like,

great it was hours of just me getting pelted with footballs and also like I'm I'm me and I can't do anything like half ass if there's a camera on me I'm like I'm gonna die for this shit they're like and then you get hit and

And so it's just me just eating shit on pavement for like, just like 25 tosses in a row. Right. Don't worry. You didn't have any caffeine though. It's science. He keeps throwing one right after another. And my God, if I like, I was batting them away like a fucking ninja. If I like, I could have like broke my fucking face or my hand essentially. Right. Yeah. And he was probably like 40%. Yeah. He was like, I'm like, are you taking some off? He's like, absolutely.

Absolutely. I'm 15 feet away from you. I'm taking a lot off. And I'm like, my God. Those dudes have cannons. This whole weekend, they were having the NFL Combine where they work out all the college players. It's actually really fun to watch. It's just like dudes running. Yeah, dudes running. It's just...

Go ahead. I was super intrigued. It's actually really funny. It walks. It's just dudes running. It's like the floor is yours. Go ahead. It's just it's not just football. So it's like them jumping in. Like you see their vert. You see how fast they run. Like 400. Is it a 400 meter? No, 40. 40.

A 400 meter? Dude broke a record. Yeah, the dude broke the record. He ran faster than Bo Jackson. Bolt. Well, you guys know the whole Usain Bolt thing, though. What's up with him? They're going off of a time that Usain Bolt did at like a fucking NFL party in gym shoes after he retired from running.

oh okay like that's how fast he is is that like he was like i'll try it oh okay so it's not like a world record it's a record for the combine yeah okay it was like a thing they had set up for people to be like how fast can you run a 40 in and they were like dude come on he was like all right yeah and just like winged it it was mad entertaining the combine is kind of fucking cool it's just watching dudes like that's very cool yeah you know what we should do we should do

Old Man Combine. And we get every... Dadbine. Yeah, the Dadbine. I love that. Ooh. And we just have to see how fast we can run with our babies strapped. Knocking Grandma! Ha ha ha!

The like ruptured tendon game would be... Oh no, he takes a spill. Oh God. Three babies down. Fumble, fumble. Is it Rich Eisen who runs it every year in like a suit? Yeah, he runs it. Yeah. Yeah. It's really cool, man. I hope it never goes bad for him where he just is like pop. He trains. He trains for it. He used to come into... When I used to work out at that gym, Unbreakable, he would come in there and like train...

in like the several months leading up to like be ready for it just all Nordic curls yeah and like the weird training that no one really does unless they're like an athlete where they're just like jumping and jumping

twitching plyometrics lots of twitches the fast twitch muscles yeah yeah that's how you work out well yeah my last few months because i got so heavy on the fucking tour i got up to two bills and some give me a hell yeah and so when i started running again my body was like nope sorry buddy no no no so are you not two bills now what are you now i'm i'm under i'm like 197 that is incredible

I'm such a fat fucking piece of shit. I'm 205 pounds. My God. Well, I'd like to be 187. I got to get my diet in check. That's right. Lipo. Let's all do. I got to do liposuction. What's the cold freeze thing or what's it called? Where they like freeze the fat off. Can we do that together? Holding hands? Yeah. Yeah. It's called frostbite. Just frostbite your sides. Yeah. They frostbite your nuts. Love handles. That's where I hold all my weight.

agreeance yeah just okay i'm gonna agree uh any uh take backs any apologies any epic slams dang i can't remember anything anymore so yeah yeah this is 40 this one just came and went cryo polisis yeah is what it's called when you freeze off your fat cryo lip poly

Okay. How would you fucking say that? I mean, I see lipo in there. Cryolipolyposis. Cryoliposis. Cryoliposis. That is. Cryolipolysis. Cryolipolysis. Sure. Hey, whatever. And I'm down to do it. I'm down to do it. Yeah, absolutely. Any take backs? Any apologies? What's going on? Oh.

I guess I have like a, just an announcement. What's that? About our YouTube channel. Dude, we are at 90 K. Oh, that's not even a lot. Yeah. I know. Dude, if we can get 10 K more. Oh, wow. We will get one of those fucking YouTube plaques. Oh,

So whether you sign in, have an account, go on YouTube and subscribe. I don't subscribe to anything. And guys, you don't have to watch. You don't have to watch. You don't have to do shit. Just subscribe to the YouTube. Is this a smash the like button situation? This is smash that like button. Please let us have one of those little YouTube plaques in the background of our Zooms. Please. I just want a plaque. And in fact, I...

I saw, I forget what I was watching at the end of the day. They had a plaque and I was like, how the fuck can we have a plaque? How do we not have a plaque? We need, we don't have enough plaques. We need more plaques. Yeah. Please. So TII nation citizens. Your breath smells like you might have some plaque. Yeah. Yup.

First points of the board. Okay, it was almost a pointless episode, but that was pretty good. They're all pointless. Tell your parents to sign in and make a YouTube account. We need 10K, and we're going to get those plaques behind us. Please tell your parents, everyone that

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He was like, hey, I actually listened to some of your podcasts the other day. And he was like, got me giggling. And I'm like, my God, really? I did not. I did not see it going that way. Okay. He's pretty cool. My seven year old neighbor. He asked me. He was like, what's the name of your podcast? And you're like.

smartless. Right, exactly. He asked and I go, he's like, oh, check it out. I go, please don't. Honestly, you don't have to. Yeah, I mean, that's what I say. Whenever it's someone... It might not be your speed is what I tell people. Diarrhea.

And we're just talking about fucking inmates for 20 minutes. I love it, mister. Hey, no fucking take backs. Zero take backs. Well, tell that guy to subscribe to the YouTube, okay? Yeah, I'll tell him, yeah, when I see him out by the trash cans. We need those plaques. All right, and this was another episode of This is Importance.

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