Ep 186: No Shade To What’s His Name
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What is the monster truck pussy? He's hoarding the quesadillas again. The thing about this podcast is everything's true, dude. We don't exaggerate. We just tell it as it is, okay? Let's go! Pupusai!

Welcome back. You dropped that Hollywood right away, baby. And why'd you drop it? Yeah, why did you drop it? Because that's where we're reporting live from...

No, no, no. I don't think any of us are in Hollywood right now. No, we're not. I wish we did this right underneath the H of the Hollywood sign. That would be really cool, or at least behind it. Do you remember when you first moved to California, or I guess when Durs and I first moved to California and Blake moved down to L.A.? Mm-hmm. When you first saw the Hollywood sign, you were like, oh, my God. Yeah.

This is magnificent. And then you're like, Hollywood, I can't wait to just see you be there. See all the cool people like it's going to be a baby. Maybe eat a baby. Maybe be a liberal elite that is babies. I can't wait to get elite and be coastal. And then you get there and then Hollywood is like the scariest place. Right. It's like I like the first week I was there, I saw stabbing. Mm hmm.

So Hollywood, baby, it's fucking terrifying, man. That's what I call it. Holly weird. I did not make that up. That is not my joke. He's the best. I don't think of my first scary Hollywood interactions. It was definitely a terrifying. Have you ever seen anyone get stabbed or and or murdered?

huh not that i want to talk about on the pod no i have not i have not wait what wait what everything's good for father we've learned this yeah dude

No, I don't think I have seen that before. I've seen it two times. I've seen stabbings. I don't know if they died because, you know, I just fucking can't walk into it. Oh, my God. Honey, put your head down. Walk faster. Walk faster. Walk faster. I saw I saw multiple savage one. I saw downtown and then one I saw on Hollywood Boulevard.

And Adam listened to Through the Walls years of abuse. His mom used to beat the shit out of his dad.

stop stop so this so seeing the killings was was nothing for him call the cops jesus that shit's important i don't joke about i don't joke about that i don't know if i've seen a stabbing i think you would remember you is that something you just forget about i guess you could block it out of your memory i feel like i do i feel like i do forget about stuff like that just like trauma

What's drama? No. I feel like Ders doesn't hang out in city places. Not that I was hanging out in city places. Adam used to just kick it in garbage cans. But you have to buy your fentanyl somewhere. Yeah, right. Or sell it. Let's go!

No, so I was just walking. It was me and Austin, like literally our buddy Austin Anderson. And I think it was us. And it was one of the first weekends that we were in L.A. Allegedly. And we walked down the Hollywood Boulevard. We're like, let's just go drive up to Hollywood.

walk around Hollywood Boulevard, see what's up. Because you were in Orange County. Okay. We were down in Orange County. We drove up to LA. I had just been in LA for, or in California for a few weeks. And we walked down the street and all of a sudden we saw these kids come running past us. And we were like, like dead sprint. We're like, Oh, what happened? We walk up and someone's like, Oh my God. And then there's just a person like bleeding out laying there. And we're like, Oh,

This guy just got stabbed. I was hoping for it. Let's get a I love Hollywood T-shirt over here. Yeah, totally. I'm like, should we go to Ripley's Believe It or Not? Adam was like, they're filming movies everywhere here. Let's get this little Kobe Bryant shirt over here. That's cool. Wow. Cool. Look a little tiny Oscar. Go Dodgers. Whoa, Hooters.

I used to hit that Hooters all the time. Double park right there. Just leave the blinkers going. Pray like hell they wouldn't take it from me. Hooters Hollywood rocked. Hooters Hollywood, man. Hey, that was an era. It's gone now. I believe it's a coffee bean and tea leaf. Thanks, Obama. Yeah. And I think the one in Burbank closed. Thanks, Obama. Yeah, it did. That one was the best. But there's one still in Long Beach. Thank you, Ramaswamy. Yes. I...

I had the Hooters Burbank shirt and I lost it at Adam's bachelor party, which I'm so sorry. No, that works. I'm if you're going to lose a Hooters shirt, be at your boy's bachelor party. That works. I feel and I could be wrong. We could be a week off because we're stacking some episodes because people are working and doing things. This might be the week that my son is born.

Hello. Yeah, dude. Yeah, so pretty excited. Welcome. Yeah. Oh, my God. Do you love them? We already have little tiny shoes. Oh, my gosh. Look at that shoe. Look at that. Damn, are those Vans? These are not Vans, and they're very soft. I'm like... I'm a brand whore. What are they? What are we looking at? Oshkosh? I don't know what they are. You know, the wife... We're going to get him some Vans. I think he has some Vans upstairs. I just saw these sitting on the counter, and I was like, yo, dude.

Yes, sir. Those are really cute. Yeah. Have you guys washed? Because like the new clothes or whatever, you want to like wash them before you just put them right on them. Yeah. I remember washing the clothes before the baby arrived and holding up what is the absolute smallest size of a shirt. And I was like, what? Yeah. You're like, my kid's not going to. My boy's not going to fit in this. My boy ain't fitting in that. It's crazy. No, my boy's going to be bigger. Yeah. No, we have like a full closet of clothes. I'm like, this kid.

What's going to happen is he's going to come out 32 pounds, not fit in any of it. You know what I mean? Wife splits in half dead. Sacrificed everything. We appreciate it. Adam, what the fuck?

You know, because you're like, they wear these clothes for like maybe a month, right? And then until they're on to the next one. I'm like, we're really, we've got a lot of options, I feel. But, you know, it's better to be over prepared. I recently, I was telling you guys that I drove the route that I'm going to drive to take her to the hospital. Yeah. Wow.

One note. She's ready to go. And I went to the parking lot and was like, this is the parking lot. Right. You got the go bag and everything. Yeah. And then I went through. I got the ticket to be like, is there a lot of parking? And I'm like, oh, yeah, it's a ton of parking here. And then I go to get out. And then it was like $2. And I was like, what?

Right. I just came in. And he's like, yeah, it's two bucks. I'm like, dude, you can't just let me. And I'm like kind of arguing with the guy a little bit. But then I was just like, yeah, I guess I just, you know, I didn't need to drive in there. Because it's the cost of doing business, pal. I love the thought of you getting in the biggest fucking fight with this guy. And he's like, that's it. You're banned from the parking lot. And you have to tell Chloe like, yo, actually, we need to park. Ba-da-da-da-da-da.

We have to park across the street now. So it's a little bit of a walk. I mean, that is your enthusiasm episode right there. Like, sorry, buddy. You're not coming back. You have to wear a disguise. Chloe has to wear a beard. And then the OBGYN comes out and he's like, oh, this is my husband, the guy who works at the parking lot. And you go, oh, are you

There's also like this hospital overlooks the ocean. So like you can, you're like birthing suite or whatever that you spend like the most time. The fewer details you include, the fewer people are going to show up at

No, we all want everyone there to party. But there's only like eight suites or whatever that overlook the ocean. And the others don't. And I'm like, how do you angle to get those rooms? You know, because those are the dope. You pay a ton of money. No, you can't. I've asked. I've asked.

You be famous. I go, I did. I also said that. I didn't say that, but they knew who I was. And they're like, oh, wow, cool. So great to have you guys. And I'm like, how do I get in? You don't know who this guy is? Yeah, they're like, it's first come, first serve. And so I'm like, all right, well, you better hurry up and have the baby at the right time. You better serve that baby up. Yeah, you put a lot of pressure on her. Always. Always.

Always. That's cool. I already came. You better serve. Second come. Well, how do you think the babies come out? Pressure. That's true. That is true.

You know, you got to bring to the breath. But you know what's cool when the due date comes and goes and then you start getting real like, well, what are we doing here? And the doctors like intercourse. That's always a fun way to induce labor. And you're like, I just want to party. All right. Like fucking go. Our doctor was like straight up. If it doesn't come like a few days after, we'll just induce it here at the hospital.

I'm going to come. You don't want to kind of exhaust days. It's not like they come up. The due date's not a real thing. Do you know what I'm saying? A due date is an estimate that's like

what they go it's probably going to be this yeah yeah it's like guessing on the weather and though so if you're a few days past it that doesn't mean like it's got to come now well it depends on how big the child is and you know these are these are factors these are factors there's a place in the valley i by the way i love that this is what the pot is today ladies turn it up baby talk talk talk

It's baby time. There's a salad in the valley that has been known to induce labor. A salad? Yeah. A salad, yeah. Jizz salad. Yeah, there's one near Aroma Cafe, I believe. And then there was also this place in Concord, there was a pizza that was like a baby inducer. Mm-hmm.

Places claim to have shit that makes babies come out. Well, that's tight. That's just like a fun way to... I mean, salad's kind of whack. If you want something... A pizza sounds fun. Yeah, I want a fucking cheese steak. You know, your super pregnant ass wife doesn't want to eat a salad. Yeah. She wants a hoagie. She wants to have something fun to eat that it's going to induce. Let me get that baby... She eats like a ninja turtle. She wants ice cream on her pizza. Let me get that baby-inducing...

fondue baby come on oh yeah but and then you're just like you have a lot of fondue in you when you're trying to give birth did you hear about our baby inducing crawfish um a lot of

A lot of fondue down here. Fondon'ts. The cause of diarrhea. Diarrhea. Just tons of diarrhea. Hey, Blake, more like fondon't. Oh, sorry. Okay, I got you, brother. Yes, points!

Hey, thanks. Thanks, dude. Dang, man. If we're playing the game. If we're playing the game. I mean, how often are births covered in diarrhea? Do you think that's a common thing? Or does the body... That was a big... I'm excited to find out. A big thing that like... It's beautiful. Remember a few years ago when women decided to be like...

I'm going to tell you all the things that actually happen that they don't tell you. And it was like the big thing for a while was like, you can shit when you're having a baby and no one tells you that. Yeah. And it was like freeing to kind of be like, it's gross. It's a mess. It sucks. It's hard. It's not beautiful. You're pushing. You're pushing. Of course, some shit's going to come out. I won't be grossed out by that at all, dude. I'm going to be like little poop baby. Little cute ass poop baby. It's even...

Okay. I don't know if that's helpful. And then for the first year...

His name will be Poopoo. And Adam's just pocketing the turds. I'm going to keep them. I'm going to keep them. I'm just putting them in little mason jars. Look, it's your brother. It's your brother Poopoo. A little frozen poopsicle. Oh, God. He still does the joke, you know, 30 years later. It's your twin brother Poopoo. He's 30 seconds older than you. Well, you got to make, you know, these are family memories that you cherish and then you save forever. And then you go when he's like 20.

Brings his, like, fiancé. He's, like, 30 years old. He brings his fiancé home. And you're like, well, when he was...

Because I'm old now, dude. Poo-poo, get in here. I'm like, we called him Poo-poo for the first several years of his life. Oh my God, that's so cute. Why? We called him Bloody Diarrhea. We called him Bloody Diarrhea Poo-poo. This is before Grandma killed herself. And that's when I go in the freezer and dig out the poo-poo and show her the actual explanation.

excrement. You get out the scrapbook and it smells so bad. Oh, damn. The pages are stuck together again. Let me just pry this page open really quick. It's fermented, but now it's just that wine that they drink it, or not wine, but what is that shit that they do? Thank you, God! What is that? It's like fermented shit that gets you high or something? And you just huff the air, huh? Yeah, you huff the...

The poo vapors. The poo vapors. But the high is fucking crazy, bro. You see shit. Have you done it? Have you done? No. Well, why are you saying it? So you don't know.

I don't know. He's insane. I was in character. The thing about this podcast is everything's true, too. We don't exaggerate. We just tell it as it is. Okay. All right. Who are you, Blake? Just be yourself for one second, please. All right. And I will say my apology.

Can I take the wig off? Can I finish? Please. We wish you would. Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Oh, my God. Perfect. Oh, man. No, I've never done jank him, and I apologize for lying. Me thinks Dolph protests, Omoff. I think that'd be a fun thing to do is we do jank him.

This is the way. Each other's jank him and who hits the hardest? I would hate to do it wrong. Because what if it doesn't work and you just ended up like inhaling shit fumes? Blake has a ladle and a mouthful. He's like, how come I'm not feeling anything? We would get a jank him pro.

We'd get a Jankum pro. Sure. Who, in prison? Straight out of prison. Straight out. A guy that just walked out. He's looking for a job. Work release. We're like, hey, here we go. Come on over to be our fourth member of This is Important. Yeah, let's do Jankum together. Kyle's no longer part of the podcast. We need a fourth guy. Maybe we get a felon to...

a convict music and he teaches us how to Martha Stewart was making some bomb ass jankum she's got her own recipe type you know you want to do Martha's jankum there's a hint of pumpkin spice and you're like damn you taste that cinnamon by the way that's my Martha Stewart impression

That was really good. It was kind of better than I thought it would be. I haven't heard her voice. No, that's more Julia Child. Yeah. What happened to Martha? She's hot now. Pretty good change. But I think here's what we do. Because, you know, on the live podcast...

on the tour, rather, it was hard to do things like this. Walk? No, to do jank them. Oh, yeah. Because it was hard enough to get the proper chairs there, just places for us to sit, to get the sound correct. Sure. We played a guitar twice, and one of the times...

The last time it just didn't work. So. Fuck it. And was that the final show, by the way? That was the final show. And it just didn't work. In my hometown, Omaha, we're like, all right, doing the guitar bit. And then it just didn't work. God.

Kyle goes for the guitar Kyle goes off stage for the guitar walks out strumming as he does they don't hear anything he knows they don't hear anything he looks at the plug doesn't work plugs it back in I end up waving him over to me I hold my microphone up to his guitar and

I sing into his crotch where the guitar is. Long story short, Durs and Kyle started 69 just for the fans. And I was like, finally, my plan. So it was hard to do things like that. But what we could do is if we do an in-studio live show that we sell tickets online and we make an event of it. And then we have a segment where we do...

jankum it's the jankum segment just real quick our sound engineer uh producer is defending himself it's okay rented guitar i didn't throw todd under the bus if anything it's probably it was a rented guitar that the battery died yeah which so it's the rental house it's yeah and and we believe you we believe you todd and it's not your fault

It might be the baby eater, Kyle Nujic. Yeah, I blame Kyle. Who's not here to defend himself. And if he was here, he could defend himself and probably we would buy his defense. But he isn't. And we rolled with it. It made for great fodder for the rest of the show. It is a fun fodder. But what's not going to happen with the Jankum is exciting news to me. And then we're going. I mean, that is a good idea, right? Of doing a live show.

that we sell tickets online, make an event, and then plan like five or six. Maybe I oil Blake up for the MeUndies campaign. Are you back to that from last week, dude? Yeah. Oh, my God. Come on. So we're talking basically like a telethon. I still want my spoils. Yeah. We're saying like a telethon, but it's like a pod-a-thon. It's not a telethon. I feel like... Who did it? Um...

Kreischer and Segura. They did it. What'd they do? Okay. They do, like, Two Bears, One Cave live. Okay. And they do it, like, in studio, and then, like, have all these special guests come in, do this, you know, all this crazy stuff that they normally don't do. Thank them. And then they do it live.

At a theater in front of an audience. They'll do it live! No, they do it live in a studio, and then they sell tickets online. Yeah, and you can watch live. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, that seems really feasible. Yeah, and it seems fun. And then we could get the jankum to actually jankum. Okay, cool. And if we're going to do a guitar bit...

The guitar will be there. It'll work. Okay. The guitar is going to work because it's all batteries. It's all in studio. Okay. That's what I'm saying. Let's go. We should do something like that. I guess that's a good enough reason. It sounds like you really want to do Jankum. Yeah. And we don't have to travel. I feel like you could just do Jankum. We don't have to travel and we get to do Jankum. Okay.

It's a long road to travel just for you to suck in some fucking shit air. Well, is that what it is? The shit air gets you high? The vapors.

The vapors? The vapors, baby. Well, it's just vapors, dude. It's just like smelling your friend's fart and wondering what they've eaten. Well, I mean, and Adam, gasoline is vapors and that'll kill you. Nobody likes that. Nobody likes that besides me. It's not. Adam farts and thinks it's a gift. He's like, yeah, I farted. You're welcome. Thank you. How's that high? See, I don't fart that often, but when I do fart. But when I do. It's pretty great. Yeah.

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What other things could we do during this live show? We could do a smack off. We could do the slap thing. That would be kind of cool. We could do slap box. I mean, after I do Jankum, I might need that. I feel like Durs would hurt one of us. I feel like he would really hurt one of us.

I will say that the doopie trends, if you catch the doopie trend on the side of your face... Oh, sure. You're built for it. Yeah. It might catch a nostril, bring the nose with it. And the doopie trends, it's like a hard part. It's like calcium built up in your palm, right? See that right there? Yeah, I see it. I do see it. Yeah, dude. Wow. I can really see it. I don't really know what that is, but is it hard to touch? Oh. Oh. Uh...

Sorry, I don't know what we're talking about. Yeah, it's like a dense little bunch. Okay, yeah, so that would really hurt, dude. That would. Yeah. That's kind of cool. Also, I feel like you got longer arms, a little more power to come from. Actually, short story. I feel like it would have to be between Blake and I and then you and...

If Kyle were to ever come back to the pod. I mean, those check hands. Oh, my God. Or the guy from prison that we the felon that we bring in that helps us with the Janko. You and him could go toe to toe. I will give Kyle a little credit because he's got the he's got the hands. The hardware is there. He does. And also the he's got some more the pickleball kind of. Oh, sure. Yeah.

That might help. I'm not interested in that. He's also leaned right up. He's looking good. He's got a jawline. I'm liking what I'm seeing. I'm wondering if that'll hurt him. On court or comedy wise? In all ways. No, for our slap boxing competition. I feel like there's no weight. That extra weight behind it. He's still 240, dude. Chill.

Finish him. No, I thought he got down to like, I think he's like 215 or something. Yeah. Well, no way. I mean, you know when he's directing, he gains. So we'll see. Right. Yeah. There's those snacks that that snack table is calling your boy. So tough. Barbecue kettle trips. Craft city. Crafty city. You know they got those all dressed chips in Canada. God damn. I'll be fucking with those. Ooh.

I do kind of hate when they do the hot fly rounds when they're like, do you want a little half grilled cheese? And you're like, nah, but let me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll have it. Yeah, I'll have two. Toasties!

Yeah, so what I would do is when I had an assistant for a while, shout out Kyle Walsh, and he would then go and just make sure that I didn't miss any of them. Because sometimes they come around and you're doing something else and you don't see it or whatever. Yeah. And then he would bring me plates. That doesn't happen to me. I always see it, but go ahead. Yeah, he brings me plates of everything that was brought around. Yeah.

So you just have like a full pre-meal. So this is when you're on set for people that are listening. When you're on set, they don't want you to be hungry, which is awesome. And then they bring you little snacks, little homemade, like little macaroni and cheeses or little corn dogs or whatever. Yeah, it's awesome. And it's also great for you as an actor if you're looking for a snack. If you're not looking to be a fat fuck...

Your boobs are huge. Which I'm always fighting this fight because my body wants to be so fat. It loves it. It really does. Eat the machine. It really wants to be fat. And it's really good food, hopefully. On some sets, the food is insane. It's bomb sometimes. And other times you're like, who?

Who's back there? Like, is it just Blake back there making like mayonnaise sandwiches or some weird shit? We're having graham crackers with peanut butter and raisins again. Sometimes it's like, it's like disturbingly bad. It's ants on a log. But then I would get like two plates of this shit and then

And then you're like, well, I took this. Now other crew guys don't get this stuff if they ran out or whatever. He's hoarding the quesadillas again. And now I have to eat it all. You know? I heard a cool move that a producer told me. He was like, I know a producer who will hire a shitty caterer and let that ride for the first two weeks and then make kind of an announcement

Where he's like, you guys, I know the catering isn't bad. I cut him loose. And then he hires, he plans to do this. Then he gets a bomb caterer and everybody loves the guy.

I can't stop eating. That's a move he does consciously to win the crew over. So when he steps back on set, everyone's like, there's my fucking guy, dude. The Pete Burritos today. Interesting. So that guy's a sociopath. Yeah. That guy's a total fucking maniac. Yeah. Like you hire somebody who's bad at their job to fire them publicly to make you look good when you hire somebody better at the job. Yeah. That guy's a lunatic, dude. Yeah.

Damn. I mean, some producers are crazy. That being said, we had Kyle on and now it's better. We had Kyle on to fire him so that people appreciate this better. And now... Hot, hot, hot, hot. Trim the fat, baby. I'm loving it. Don't call him that. Don't call him that. You're right. And I wasn't. It was a hypothetical fat. I can't stop eating.

Was it hypothetical? You tell me, boss. Help me out, man. What's hypothetical mean? Like imaginary? What do you mean? You don't know what a hypothetical means? No, I do. It's like a scenario that could happen. Sure. A hypothetical. Yeah. So you knew what it meant. In the moment, I didn't know if I used it correctly. Hypodermical. How did you use it? I said it was a hypothetical fat, and that is not what I meant. I meant... Yeah. No, that doesn't work. No.

No. A hypothetical fat. I meant... When he was like, trim the fat. Yes. I meant symbolic. Symbolic fat. Yeah. Symbolic fat. There we go. Very shagadific. Brought to you by symbolic fat. That sounds like one of those drugs that you take...

Like, what is that? Symbalta. I don't know. Symbolic fat. Symbolic fat. Symbolic fat. Yeah. Damn. Sign me up. Who comes up with it? I mean, I know this is like stand up, but this is probably stand up comedy 101. Now that someone has a bit about like, who comes up with these names of these medicines? It's like, oh yeah, seriously. Like,

that's got to be a full-time job and someone's probably really highly paid dude you know which one's fire i'm all about sky rizzy oh dude sound like it's like a a rap a rapper oh sky i said that's my street ball name dude sky rizzy that sky rizzy mixtape is about to be fire sometimes they blow sometimes you're like why not

Like, this isn't cool. Right. Vajuvotroid. And you're like, that one's kind of hard. It doesn't roll off the tongue. But every once in a while, they nail it. Sky Rizzy. You're correct. Sky Rizzy is fire. If that's not like a sexy little rapper with just like neon green hair or something. Yeah. Who's like, talking about bending over to let the pussy breathe or something like that. Pussy.

Potentially. Is that what you think it would be? Yes. Hypothetically. Is that your hypothetical song or lyric? That could be hypothetical. Dude, I'm just, no, I'm, I'm very into like, there's so many female rappers right now. Yeah. She could, she could say something about, yeah, or she could do something about like, I don't know. Uh,

Voting or education? No, female rappers are very vulgar right now, and I love it. They will talk about having monster truck pussy. It's insane. It's great. Whoa, what is that? I don't know. Is that hypothetical? Is that metaphorical? Who's singing about? Is that your girl, iSpice? Because I feel like Sky Rizzy would be iSpice's

direct competition dude yeah yeah definitely exactly she's coming in guns a blazing talking about pussy breathing yeah pussy bending over letting the pussy breathe what is the monster truck pussy is that like a pussy that could take a monster truck i think it's like no she's gonna run you over yeah it's demolition yeah it's got mud flaps what are we talking i don't understand she's fucking she's squashing dicks dude

Yeah. She stacks them up and squashes them. It's all those things. It's all those things and more. Is that good? Yeah. It is that in this day and age, that's good. You're owning your sexuality. But doesn't what's her name say? Come park your truck in this little garage.

And you're like, okay, a little garage. That's cute. Well, who is that? Is that Lil' Kim? No, no, no. Is that old timey rap? We're talking new timey rap. We're talking new rap. The pussy is bigger than ever, and it is inhaling. No, that's a lyric from Wet Ass Pussy. That's from WAP. That's old. How long ago was WAP, dude? Park that Mack truck in his little garage. But now they're saying, bring whatever you got.

Big or small, but this pussy, it's a monster truck. Yeah, you might have to park on the fourth floor. Everything moves so fast. Remember when you're in eighth grade, the type of music that was popular, and then by the time you're a senior, you look back at your eighth grade music, and you're like, that was so old. That was so long ago. And really, it was just five years ago, and it wasn't that long. That's what's happening now. Now, pussies have to breathe.

They have to breathe. You have to have a monster truck pussy. It's got to demolish and squash all the cocks. And look...

I understand it in an intellectual way, but emotionally, I'm holding on to the past. That makes a lot of sense. I was watching SNL the other night, and they had some singer on, and she was laying on the ground singing, and the camera did this spin around. I don't know what her name was. Rachel Raz or something. Okay. Seems real. And I don't know who she is. And I'm like, what is this shit they're doing? And I was like, just...

stop for a second imagine you're 10 years old and this is like madonna and you've never seen anything like it before pretty cool she's just doing something pretty cool like i'm old i'm jaded and i'm like who does she think this is fucking cool who does she think she is i'm getting sick just what i'm getting motion sickness renee rap what i call her rachel raz rachel rap

Rachel Ray? You are so old. Renee Rapp. Renee Rapp. But she's also an actress, right? Isn't she in the Mean Girls movie? I don't know. I believe. And when did Mean Girls... I'm so out of it. I haven't even seen Mean Girls 1.

I walked past the movie theater and said Mean Girls up and I was like, did I just time travel? But I guess I just never, I didn't hear that they were remaking it. Yeah, they did another Mean Girls and then this one's a musical. Yes, it's a musical. And Tina Fey wrote it apparently, so. Yeah. Because there was a stage, like a Broadway Mean Girls that is a musical, right? And is this that except filmed? Uh-uh.

That I do not know. Yes. It's a drawing of a photo of a memory of a fucking disaster. My guy, producer Anna says, yes, we're playing the craziest game of fucking telephone with art right now where it's like it was a movie. Then it was a stage musical that now is into a new movie. That is really weird. I guess people are liking it. And Renee Rapp, I recently I was like, who is this girl? And then I was on her Instagram stalking her the other day.

Sure. But no, it seems like people are really fucking with her right now. She was singing. She was singing. Hey, big ups for her for laying on the ground at SNL. I would love to lay on the ground at SNL. Take a nap. Yeah. And just... Yeah. Studio 8H. And just do...

Maybe that's where I do Jankum. Maybe that is the time. Adam, we'd love to have you on to do the Jankum. We'd love to. We won't be having a musical performance. We have comedian, actor, Adam Devine trying Jankum for the second time. What?

He did it once for his podcast telethon and now he's here on SNL. The host is like, fucking, I don't know who. Somebody serious. And he's like, ladies and gentlemen, once again, Adam Devine doing J.C.R.E.

for the second time and I'm Adam Driver when the host has to be serious for interview yeah when like Adam Driver or whoever it is has to be like seriously introducing the musical artist I laugh so hard because they're like ladies and gentlemen once again Moby and you're like chill that's why what's his name was the coolest um

Wasn't it Adrian Brody? Once again, Sky Rizzy. Yeah, it's just Clive Owen going, ladies and gentlemen, Sky Rizzy. Like it's a blessing or some shit. You're like, dude, it's just a musical performance. Sean Connery. If I was ever the host of SNL, I would be so serious in those moments. You have to be. You have to try to out-serious Clive Owen or whoever actor.

Cillian Murphy. Oh, Cillian Murphy. That's a great one. Cillian? Cillian? Cillian, he's like, when I do SNL, call me Cillian. I'm going to be a little silly for this. A little silly. Yes! Points! Yes! Yay! Do you guys ever catch yourself? Yes! Points! Oh!

I don't know the last time you guys have watched SNL. I just, I have my, my fucking DVR collection. I watched this new one. It's okay. You could watch it. Yeah, it's fine. I don't. And this is the first time in a long time for some long time. Um, but do you guys ever catch yourself when you're watching it late and it's just like the title card of like the host being kind of goofy or not having like a cool photo and it says like SNL and it's dead silent for those 10 seconds and you just look at it and you're like,

It gives you a weird time to ponder. Process who it is. And it kind of makes it... It elevates the show in a weird way where you just look at this photograph. Look at this photograph! Oh, shit. Look at this photograph! Ladies and gentlemen, Nickelback. And you think SNL every time it makes me laugh. No, but it's silent and it's kind of like...

Am I crazy? I feel like that's what Lorne Michaels has done such a good job of is making the show seem, even though it's a silly sketch comedy show at its core, that's what it is. And like, exactly. But then he's done a great job of like elevating it and making it seem important and special. Special. It's, it's silent for a reason. Yeah.

Usually there'd be some sort of interstitial. It's a moment of silence. We've never learned that lesson. We talk over each other constantly. No, dude. We cannot stop or help ourselves. Shut up, my guy!

Sorry about it. But I do. I was watching it and it hit me. And I was like, every time I watch this show and I sit through one of these 10 second photograph interstitials without any sound, I like go to this place where I'm like... A moment of zen. This show's an institution. This is to be... Cherished. Once again, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, the 69 boys. Skyrim. Skyrim.

The Ying Yang twins. Ladies and gentlemen, Gabba Penton. Ladies and gentlemen...

Celebrex. Ozempic. But part of me is like, is it being self-serious or should I have the genuine feeling? Ladies and gentlemen. Does it know what it's doing? Honestly, anytime you can have real feelings, I say embrace that. Yeah, please. I like that that's when he has it. That's his special place. That's when he reflects on life for 10 seconds. It all just hits him in between fucking sketches.

I'm okay. Everything's going to be fine. But they know what they're doing. I want to know if he was like, no music. You know? Yeah, you know he was. Should we hear the band? He goes, no. No music. Just a picture. Just a picture. And people go, oh, it'll be weird. It'll be really quiet. I know. Right. I'm going to go eat popcorn. I guess he eats a lot of popcorn. I wonder if sometimes he's like...

like, I wish we wouldn't have. I would like to play music over this guy. Right. Yeah. I hate Keenan. Like, I wonder if some hosts, like, they don't have the gravitas to, like, pull off the no music. Right. That'd be cool when we get to host. I feel like if one of us were hosting, that's the first time they're like, whoa, that was weird how they blasted. Please don't turn the channel. And you're like, whoa, hey, I know you guys keep it right where it's at. I'm at home like...

Hey, Emma, so they're going to play Adam's silent 10 second picture here. And it's just fucking like, don't turn the channel. Please don't leave. Please don't leave. Fucking thing sucks. Hey, look, Blake's going to get his little silent thing here. I know you want to watch something else, but you got to trust us. The musical guest is good. I know you haven't laughed yet. He might take off the wig. Ladies and gentlemen, back clothing.

What's that? Is that for your back? It's for backs. Maybe we call it back cloven? It's a muscle relaxer, I believe. Back muscle loaf.

Ladies and gentlemen, Backloven. I mean, Backloven sounds like a... Beethoven? No, like a foreign artist. Like they come in and they're doing some weird shit. Foreign to what, Adam? Foreign to Americans. And that's how it works. That's

That's how it is. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. Back, Logan. Do I have a foreign name? Adam. Yeah. Anders. Mr. I'm named after the supposed first guy. Adam. To me? Yeah. Adam. Real original. Adam and Steve. Adam and Steve. Adam and Steve.

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Dude, I had to have a fridge repair the other day, so I'm having this fridge repair man. And he's fixing my fridge, and I'm talking with him, trying to make some small talk. He's like, could you shut the fuck up? He's parked in front of my garage, and I need him to move the garage. But he's kind of taking his time, and he's like, I'll be out of here in a minute. And I'm like, okay, yeah, it's fine, just a minute. And he's...

He's like, oh, last time I was here because this fridge is like on the fridge. He's like, last time I was here, your wife is pregnant. I'm like, yeah, she's giving birth any day now. It's like, oh, total weirdo. And then he goes, wait, he's a total weirdo. Yeah, he's a total weirdo. I mean, he's a very nice guy, but fan of the pod. He's he's he's a little off. And he he goes, what are you naming your son? And I go, well, we're thinking about the name Bo. And he goes, huh? How?

Haven't heard that before. And I'm like, it's not that abnormal. It's like, you know, the people are named Bo and he's like, I've never heard that. Okay. What a funny thing to say the name of your kid. And he's like, he's like,

Nope. Don't like it. Not a name. Yeah. What's the rest of the name? That's just the first part. Yeah. Is it Bovid? Is it Bovid? You can plug the fridge in. I got to go. He also is like, I mean, I think he's Eastern European somewhere. Eastern? I said Eastern. I said, I dropped the N on that one. I believe. I believe. I believe I did. We'll run that back. He's Eastern European. Yeah.

And he, it was so funny being like, hmm, that's funny. Haven't heard that one before. Oh, no, you didn't. And you think, but he's from Eastern Europe. He's probably never heard of Bo Jackson. What names has he heard over there? There's probably some wild ones. What's he coming with? A lot of consonants. Yeah. His name was like Arnold. That is a really good name. Yeah. So solid name. So now he's like, how about Arnold? And you're like, yes, sir. Yeah, actually.

Yeah, now that you say it. That would be wild. He's like, now shut up and move so I can put this refrigerator in here by myself. Huge bear of a man. I like that guy. His kids' names are Frigidaire and fucking Honeywell. Did that ever happen to you when you said your name and your child Mars? People kind of were like,

Do you spell it with a Z or a S, stuff like that, or short for something? I remember just saying, next! Perfect. I thought it was dope. I was like, yeah, obviously. Yeah, I mean, and then the more you, like, it's kind of like when you buy a car and then you start seeing the car on the road more, the more, like, once you name your kid that, you start to realize there's

all these kids name that in the world because they'll be like, my name's Bo or my name's Mars. It's like there's other Mars. There's a community out there. Yeah, I'm not getting that. There's a whole Mars community. Yeah, they're out there. Has Mars been in the wild and met other Mars? Nope. Don't let her out of the house. No, she's not going anywhere. Yeah.

That makes sense. Has she met another Mars? Online. And as a child, you know, as a new father, I want a lot of advice. So yeah, don't let your kid leave the house for the first 10 years is Blake's advice. Yeah. Makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Right. Name them after a planet and then don't let them look at the sky. Yeah.

Part of that world. Where'd my name come from? Do not look up. Don't look up. You live in Roblox world and that's where you're going to stay. I think we met on Mars the other day. Was it a barista? No, no, no. Like a kid, another kid named Mars. Oh, that's cool. When we were on tour, some dude rolled up to me when we went to that speakeasy bar and he and his dudes all rolled up.

uh flying v uh mighty duck style towards me and he and they were like it's knuckle puck time all the dudes behind him were like super buttoned up kind of like excited and i'm like what's happening and he's just like hey and i'm like what's up guys he goes my name is anders and then they all lean in like and then i ended up talking to this guy for way too long yeah but i just don't meet us in the wild and it's it's always a kinship there's a big long hug

Would you think I was going to say a big long what, Blake? What did you think I was going to say? I was thinking of a kiss on the cheek. He was Estonian. Estonian. I thought that was made up for Encino, man. Yeah, basically. Where is Estonia? Yeah, is that a real place? Easter. I think it's in Easter. That's right by where all the bunnies are, maybe. It's where the eggs are laid. It's by Cadbury.

Yeah, it's right around that way. Cadbury land. Peeps. But it's so funny. When you have a weird name, or I should say ethnically different, I don't fucking know. It's crazy when you meet somebody out in the wild and you're like...

what's up? People are so weird about being weird. Just it's cool, dude. You're different. It's sick. Yeah. Being normal sucks. We're weird as fuck. And then, you know, eventually it's all going to flip over. There's going to be millions of Marses and Sky Rizzy's walking around and the Johns of the world are going to be like, whoa. Well, yeah, there is no kid named Kevin in

anywhere. Kevin! Kevin is like a big name for people our age. There's a lot of Kevins. We all know a few Kevins. Yeah, there's a lot of Kevins. Ain't no Kevins under 20. Yeah, I haven't met a Kevin in a hot minute. Where's all the Kevs? And if there are, school shooter for sure. I feel like, what about the names that were kind of bro-y names that everybody had? Like the Kyles, speaking of. Was Kyle a bro name where you're from?

Yeah. I feel like, uh, I don't know if Kyle was a bro name. Kyle was just the name of like anyone that like wear, wore a lot of like flat brim hats and like, uh, we're into like monster trucks, monster truck pussy. And even though a few of my best friends are named Kyle, I love, I love Kyle's regular monster trucks or monster truck pussy. Just so we're like monster truck pussies, obviously this hypothetical. Yeah. Uh,

Yeah, and I'm wondering if it was so popular for people our age, no one our age is then naming our kid Kyle. Right. Yeah, it kind of takes it off the board. Because you know so many. Yeah, and I've met maybe one Kyle I kind of like, but...

Usually I don't get along with Kyle. Is it the one we know? Well, f*** you, Kyle! Thank you, Kyle. No, I feel like I really get along with Kyle. There's plenty of Kyles in my life. There was a very funny name joke on the show, Mr. Mayor, which I don't know if it's... I don't think it's still on. But it was a pretty funny show. And Bobby Moynihan from SNL fame was very, very funny.

very funny on this show. And obviously he's like 40 or something like that. And his name was Jaden. And I just thought that was the funniest fucking thing in the world ever. He was the first, he's the first Jaden. Essentially. Yeah. They're like, and Jaden, come on in here. And he's like, yeah, what's up? Just like every time they say Jaden, you laugh hard because you know, it's impossible that his name could be Jaden. Yeah. I would like to, Hey, if your name is Jaden and you are 40 years old,

I would say even 37 years old. Yeah. 37 years old and up. Please reach out. We would like to meet you. We would like to say hello. By the way, Bobby Moynihan. I'm not going to say sneaky old because I don't want that to come off as an insult or whatever because age ain't nothing but a number and age is beautiful. Well, he seems he seems old. Trees are beautiful.

He seems younger than... I feel like we, a lot of times... I thought he was younger than me. I thought he was younger than me. And he isn't. So he's geriatric. A lot of times I tell... You tell people that you're 40 years old. I feel like the three of us, we've always played younger on TV and movies and shit. And people are always like... At least speaking for myself, they're like,

Ew, you're 40? I'm like, yeah. They're like, I did not see that one coming. I don't like you anymore. I like you less now. Everything you've done sucks. So Estonia is right by two other countries that I didn't know even existed. Latvia. Kind of thought that was a fake. That's where Dr. Doom is from, I think. You've heard of that. Sure.

And then Belarus, which I'm also like, whoa, what is that? Belarus. What goes on in Belarus? I bet it's off the chain. I bet there's some. What's cool is I hope, I hope, like, remember when Anna showed us her computer and you could see Anna, producer Anna, you could see exactly where

people are listening to the podcast, you're like, oh, there's people in Iran that are listening to the pod, like around three, like three people. Yeah. Is it Iran? You, you and I wrong. Ask her or you ran. Regardless, there's, there was like people listening to it there and you're like,

That sucks for them. She's saying it's Iran. Iran. It's science. I would not pronounce it. You know what? What's it going to be in 10 years? I'm going to change it every 10 years. Hey, we're naming it Jaden. It's now called the land of Jaden. There you go. I like that. Cool. She cool with that? Yeah, it's cool. It's cool that... You cool with that? Welcome to Jaden. No, it's cool that people in...

Estonia are probably listening to the podcast and big shout out to the people of Estonia. Absolutely. I want to get a real place. We and we would love to vacation there. Their flag is pretty cool. Speaking of being old and people being let down. And maybe I've talked about this already, but like when we did the the Bieber roast. Oh, Adam, you weren't there.

No, I was not. He refused. Yeah, he did. I forgot you were not a believer at that point in your life. Yeah, it's too bad. I wasn't. That sucked for me. Thank goodness you found the light. We're there. We're hanging out after the show and...

I grab Emma and I bring her over and I'm like, yo, Justin, this is my wife. And he was like, you're married? And I was like, yeah. And he goes, whoa. Oh, God. Wait, how old are you? And I think I was probably 35. Get away from me, pervert. I think I was 35 and had just had my first kid. I think that's, no, that can't be right. I was 32 then. And I go, I'm 32. And his face, it was like I had died.

And he goes, whoa, I didn't know that. And then he was like, later.

It was a bagel. And then I think flew to Vegas with Pete Davidson for his birthday or some shit. Yeah. And Emma was like, did you see when you said how old you were? And I was like, let's just keep walking. Let's just keep walking. He was devastated. He kind of was. He was shocked. Now he's 32. So what's up now? Yeah. I met him a couple times. One time we're at this bar and he was like, yeah, so I saw you and Zac Efron. You guys...

it looks like you got in good shape for that movie. And I'm like, yeah, me and Zach were brothers in swole. And he goes, what?

And I go, we're brothers in swole. It's loud. So we're kind of yell. I'm yelling this at, I'm like, we're brothers in swole. And I'm sort of dancing, you know? And, uh, and he's like grinding on him. What does that even mean? Yeah. That's always not good to hear after you say something fun. Yeah. And we go, we work out together and he goes, yeah, no, I know. I said that. And I go, all right. And that was the conversation. Please don't stop the music. I was like,

I was like, what an awkward. Yeah. And by the way, this is not a slight on Justin Bieber. No, he rocks. I actually think he's perfect. I think he's perfect. He is the best. He does rock. I blame myself. I wake up every morning. I was like, I should have been funnier in the moment. Brothers in Swole. It didn't make sense to him. I should have. Yeah. In the moment. Should have been funnier for Justin. You know? Yeah. When you meet these young, sexy pop stars, you're put on the spot.

Mm hmm. Yeah. And, you know, I feel like we're always pretty leaned forward when it comes to our comedy. And when you meet people, you're leaned forward. You meet a pop star. Suddenly you're on your heels. Yeah. You're fat, Joe. Yeah. You're in a defensive. You're leaning back. You're leaning back. You are. You're fat. You're fat, Joe, in the whole situation. Yeah. Joey crack. And I guess you just you can't let that happen. You always got to lean in.

Always. You do. Yeah, you do. You should have doubled down. And admit what you never know. Like for me, I didn't know Justin Bieber was going to be at this bar. I was at this like club. Did you go in the bathroom and tuck your shirt in? Yeah, I went in the bathroom, flushed a jacket down the toilet.

I went in the bathroom. I wetted my hair. He pulled the fire alarm. Did you wet your hair to come talk to him? That's what I'm saying. You should have doubled down and then immediately took your shirt off. And he probably would have thought that was hilarious. Right, dude. Yeah. I said brothers in swole. And then I rip my shirt off and start flexing for him. Just lean into it and then break a glass over your head and be like, oh, no.

That happens. You blink your eyes and somehow you've transported to outside the club. I don't know.

I don't know what happened. And two giant men are standing in front of you and you're like, I don't even understand what just happened. It was just a joke. Jesus. That was a... I wonder if I could even... If they would even allow me into that club. Because that's the club that like... What is it? Dahlia's? Dahlia's? On what? Santa Monica? Dahlia's, right? You're asking the wrong guy. I believe so. It was very cool supper club. I mean, you say supper club, it's cool. You know, you see Drake there. You see...

You see Bieber there. You know, you end up talking, meeting all these cool people. I bet now because I went there like eight, seven, eight years ago. Yeah. And I bet now if I showed up and was like, yo, yo, ready to come in. They're like, yo, yo, yo, yo. Twice. You're not allowed. Just a young man ready to get it. You're not getting in here with that shirt on. Yo, ready to throw down. I'm trying to get my swerve on. What up? Yo, yo, brothers. Yo, yo.

I'm a brother in school. And they, they like immediately put the velvet rope back on its little hook. They're like, and then Sky Rizzy gets out of the back of a escalator of her town car. And they're like, come on in. Yeah. Come on in. I mean, this time comes for us all. Obviously Bieber would still be let in somewhere, but I feel like. Yeah. Oh yeah. Even he had not that he's positioned himself.

uh, out of the limelight or whatever, but like, he's not really out like that anymore. I don't think he gives a fuck anymore. I think he chilled out. Well, he has a medical condition. Does he? Yeah. He's currently battling something. Oh shit. Yeah. I didn't know that. It happens. Happens to the best of us. No, sir. I don't like it. He, he does have, uh, it says something like his eyes, his face, facial muscles, twitch. It's too hot. Oh, Ramsey Hunt syndrome, a rare condition that has paralyzed one side of his face. Oh,

Oh my god. But that doesn't mean he can't hit a club. He just has to drink sideways. Or do the Murphy Lee mask. Gotta lean into that. Let me reach into his DMs and tell him. We should tell him just to wear the Murphy Lee mask and then let's party. And he's like, who the fuck is Murphy Lee, you idiot? How old are you? St. Lunatics, dude! Nelly! St. Lunatics, bro! You're like, I truly hate you. Ha ha ha!

I truly hate you, man. I truly hate you would be the funniest thing. It'd be cool if he was the fourth guy on the podcast and he kind of just listened and he was like the barometer for when we're actually funny or not. Because he loved Workaholics. He was stoked to meet me and then less stoked when I said Brother in Swole. He didn't get it. Didn't understand. Maybe he just didn't hear me and then upon the repeat it wasn't as good as the first time. Not sure. But a weird...

That was also that I met John Mayer at that club. It was the second time I had met him, and he had since gotten sober. And he was at this club, but drinking soda water. And he was like, hey, I just wanted to say, I'm so sorry about the first time we met. I was making fun of you, and I just...

I feel really bad about it, you know, and I don't drink anymore. And that's that that's part of it. And I'm like, I did not know he was making fun of me, dude. Yeah.

Amazing. What's that story? Yeah, what the hell was that? I met him at some party, and I thought we were just getting along. Evidently, he was throwing shade at me and shitting on me, but I had no clue. I did not remember him making fun of me at all. I thought we were just chatting it up. When he was saying, clown boy, say something funny, clown boy. I don't even really remember the conversation, but I don't remember him making fun of me, but in his...

memory he was like i was shitting on you uh i was i was making fun of you right um and i'm so sorry about that uh and i was like oh okay every time he talked to you he was like yeah okay sure i'm adam oh you're in a show i'm dying to like just run the tape on that yeah i bet i bet he was just saying some sly shit that i just wasn't catching because you know

I'm an idiot. Cause I'm a fucking idiot. Cause I'm not really smart in tune. I'm a moron. Uh, I don't catch a little slight. I can't think of the word. I'm a dumb ass. Uh,

It happens to the best of us. Well, you did. To be fair, you probably weren't leaning in. I was. I was on my heels. I'm meeting cool pop stars. You saw John Mayer. You leaned back. Yeah, I was leaning back. You fat-jowed it when you needed the big punisher. I sure did. Any takebacks? Any apologies? Any epic slams, guys?

Hmm. What was I going to take back? There was something I wanted to take back. Son of a bitch. I should have wrote it down. Well, there's no take backs for me. I would like to say no shade against Justin Bieber or what's his name? Wow.

Sure. Okay. Are we talking about John Mayer? I feel like you're kind of getting back a little bit. All right. Dude, big time. Go ahead, big time. Go ahead. Yeah, sorry. I'm sorry I was shitting on him. But, no, fans of both those guys, not trying to throw any shade. Okay.

Not going to give him flowers because that's dangerous to do. But I would like to say hello and I'd love to be invited back to the club. I did get John Mayer's number. We exchanged numbers. He's a very nice guy. Very cool. He was like, hit me up sometime. I think we're talking about watches or something. Oh, you thought that was a real number? Yeah, dude. I texted him. I texted him once.

did not get a response back. So, you know, that happens. Also, same thing happened with Chappelle. I got Chappelle's number. He was like, hit me up. Yeah, they're good friends. I assume they gave you the same number that goes to something. It was just 69, 69, 420. Um,

So I don't know why it didn't work. And you were like, funny, dude. Fucking we are brothers in phone numbers. What? Brothers in funny, dude. We're brothers in phone numbers. 69, dudes. Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams? No, seems like John Mayer got all the slams this week. I mean, if the baby's here.

Congratulations. Thank you, dude. If the baby's not here, what's your problem, dude? Keep waiting. Get your shit together. Well, I think even the next couple podcasts, the baby won't be here because we are stacking them up. So I do have a little alone time with the baby. So I don't have to be working for a little while. And by the way, this podcast is such heavy work. God, it's so hard. Yeah, it's big lifting, dude, to set aside the hour. It's so hard to get on this podcast. And big lifting is...

It is big lifting.

Hypothetically, this is just a big lift here. That's what it was. I want to take back my hypothetical comment. I know what it means and I shouldn't have doubted myself. You are so dumb. I obviously had it right on the tip of my tongue. You leaned back. I think you knew what the word was, but you didn't. I don't think you did use it. I misused it. And people misuse words every day and they don't always have. I don't think I know. Adam hasn't.

They don't always have a chance to apologize or take it back. Dude, I never misuse words. You know that I just can't speak. And you can take that shit to Eastern Europe, buddy. Come on now. I know what words I'm saying. I just can't say them. Okay. The tip of the tongue is the tip of the tongue. Top of the tongue is tip of the tongue. I got nothing. I got nothing. I'm sorry I just jumped down your throat. You happy? Leather. Yeah, thank you. Leather. Yellow leather. Yellow leather. I think I misspoke yellow. I said yellow.

And this might be a nice way to end it, but Blake, we're not buzzing off anymore. Honestly, I don't have any buzz. That's fine. That's fine. Because you know why? We're not about buzz balls. We're about Zoa clock. It is. And it's still damp January right now. So I am abstaining. Is there a fun play on words we got here? Buzz off was a real good time.

ZOA. ZOA. ZOA. I want some MOA. ZOA. ZOA. Let's drink some MOA of ZOA. A little MOA ZOA. MOA ZOA. MOA ZOA. We're going to workshop that. Yeah, we're going to work on that. Let's have one MOA ZOA. And you'll hear it next week on... This is important. Hear that? Pumpkin.

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