Ep 184: Dry January Just Got a Little Damp
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In the like hour and a half I was there, I took four shots of Jaeger and had three beers, so... I gotta perform surgery tonight, baby. Woo! Fuck you, I'm peeling one off for my homie Blake. Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Alright. Pew, pew, pew, pew. What up? Oh, we're back. Nothing gets me juiced like doing ads before the pod. Oh yeah, we were ripping off a few ads. Man, you people, you're going to love it, TII Nation. It was fun watching you guys just kind of in your element, doing ads, just pitching stuff and pitching products that we know and love, like...

Tell him. Zoa energy, baby. No, he didn't. Yeah, baby. I'm still going to send it. Oh, man. Actually, I am a little zipped up from this. I like it. We call Adam the Zoa constrictor. He'll squeeze one right down the throat. Yes, points. And look at this. Look at this.

You don't have DTs. What is that? Dude, I'm not trembling. Usually, you get the energy drink shakes, you know, when you're too jacked up. That's because you're mixing it with alcohol and other things. But what's going on? No, look at that. Adam, you look like a cool magician doing that. And for viewers just listening, he's holding his hand out like a fucking sorcerer, like a warlock or something. Yeah, man. Have you guys ever... You know how, like...

You ever saw a woman in there? No, I like a, like a surgeon. Remember how, I don't know, maybe back in the day they use robots to cut people open or maybe they are still like slicing people open with scalpels. Expand, expand on that a little bit. What do you think robots are doing back in the day? They used robots. No,

No, I'm saying maybe now they use robots. But back in the day, you just had to have a steady hand. And if you were a really smart doctor, but then in the moment, you couldn't do it. You'd get a little nervous and you'd start to do a little jiggle about. Right. Not with the Zohar. Yeah. If they had Zohar energy drink.

so you're saying that in the 1940s dang you beat me you beat me to it Durst dang is that where you were going I was where I was going I was trying to loop back to ZOA you're saying when like back in like the wild west when they were pulling like bullets out of people's legs and shit you wish they had a ZOA they took ZOA not even it could even be the 50s dude it could just be like you know I wish we had ZOA in the 50s

That's the movie. Zo in the 50s be like this. We invented time machine just to get Zo to all of our ex-presidents and just we save the world one Zo at a time. And that ad campaign is free of trouble. And Zo is Coca-Cola. It's sort of our beverage, our nation's beverage. But do you guys think you could do that? Can you imagine if Coca-Zoa was? Oh my God.

If we all just ran around for all these decades saying, dude, can I get a Diet Coca-Zoa? Because it's as arbitrarily weird as Coca-Cola. Yeah. It would have flown. Yeah, the world would be a better place. There would be peace on Earth if it was Coca-Zoa. Do you guys think, going back to this surgeon with the steady hand, do we think that we all could be a surgeon? Obviously, we're too dumb. I get that. I do understand. Yeah.

I do understand that we don't have the brain power to be a surgeon. You are so dumb. Where's the skin at? Look at the titties on this one. Do you think you could have a steady hand and slice someone up? Well...

So you're saying no smarts is required. You're just saying, am I physically capable of being the person with the scalpel? Is this like Ratatouille situation? Like a mouse or whatever it was can tell you what you're doing with your steady hand? See, I wish there was a Ratatouille situation, but it's literally... Let's say we're on the run. We just robbed a bank. Blake took a bullet. Okay. Ders, do you think...

So I reached in with my I sterilized my hand. OK. And I reached in. I pulled the bullet out. Oh, and then and then it's you have to. Oh, this kind of fucks up because now you just have to stitch suture. Well, now you just have to stitch. I feel like all of us could stitch each other up. But I mean, that could be a sloppy dog. OK, because Blake's over there dying, being like, what if I got shot?

in the dick and he had to suck the bullet out. Yeah, man. That would be kind of weird. Wait, what? He's got that one in the chamber. All right. So maybe we're on it. That story sucked. What if we're like on an island and Blake's pancreas is exploding and we have to get his pancreas out and we're

alone he's gonna die if we don't cut him open and rip out but is there like an instruction manual or are we winging it yeah i feel like maybe the only there's got to be an instruction manual that's what i meant by the ratatouille we're like it's instructing but we're doing the actual no i got it i got it physical work yeah it's all three of us on an island there's a fourth person the fourth person is a surgeon and they can tell you everywhere to cut

His arms were blown off. His arms were blown off. Yeah, he just lost his arms. Trying to pick up Blake's humongous dick. Yeah, bro. He tried to freaking wheelbarrow my cock.

ah sorry i didn't give you a heads up about you broke my hands i know that's what you were thinking stupid sorry i keep i keep beating everyone to their own punch lines you know my brand of comedy sir and that's why i like you okay so he's kind of on the side telling you okay so just reach over a little to the right right under the where where was i hurt

your pancreas where is the pancreas on the body i like these movies by the way where this is the scenario um or even like last crusade where like the old dudes out there and he's he knows he's taught him everything he needs to know to get through to the to the chalice to the cup okay but he's like jehovah starts with an eye whatever the fuck what movie what movie is this last crusade oh you gotta say indiana jones i thought you were talking about some christian movie dude

Yeah, you know how Jersey's always watching. Well, I mean like that one that the dude from Passion of the Christ made. Oh, yeah. Cavazel? Yeah, I thought it was a Cavazel joint. He sort of cornered the market on...

Christian movies. He's pretty good at it. He just did the one where they're like, don't sell children into slavery movie. Which, hey, we're all on board for. I don't know why that had to be a Christian movie. People are like, oh, it's a Christian movie. I'm like,

Well, I think everyone universally, Christian or not, is like, hey, let's not kidnap kids. I think, and I do not know because I haven't seen this, I think they added a thing to it that was like, Hollywood wouldn't make this movie, so we had to. Right.

I don't know that, but I heard there is like a disclaimer at the beginning or the end. I want to see it. I heard it's good. That's cool. We should do that on the Workaholics movie too. Everyone I know who's seen it is like, it'll fuck you up. And I'm like, dude, I love that. What is the name? Well, for sure, because they're going to tug on your heartstrings because it's just like kidnapping a bunch of kids. And you're like, well, don't. It's just you yelling at your TV. Stop doing that. No. Adam, are you okay down there?

Don't. All right. Keep the kids. Let the kids play. Don't put them in the van. Stop. You're screaming and not opening your mouth all the way. Are you okay? Don't do that. No. Stop. Stop. Yeah. Let's do a. Should we do a watch party on Amazon? What is it? What is the name of that movie? Angels in the Outfield or something. Hmm.

It's not that. It's called like Basement Babies. It's called Sound of Freedom. Sound of Freedom. But just a heads up. Is it not Basement Babies? Okay. Well, Anna's giving us. Okay. The guy who inspired Sound of Freedom, the movie, was sued by five women alleging sexual assault. Whoa. Were they of age? No.

See, that's the question. Were they of age? Because that's not what this movie's about. It's about the protecting of little kids. Maybe he's a creep besides that, but that's not what the movie's about. Yeah, I don't think halfway through the movie it U-turns and goes down this road. What's cool is I've never live, while we're doing this, recognized exactly what part is going to be edited out. Yeah.

We got to keep that part. Man, I do love movies though. Clean break. What else is out there? Angels in the outfield.

I love angels. Maybe that's how we get the workaholics movie made is we just call it a Christian movie and keep saying like Hollywood wouldn't make it. Hollywood would not make it. And maybe it's Christian. I do feel like it was kind of Christian too. Yeah, it was. But they'll, you know, I'd love to release the draft because I would love for people to read what you put. Yeah. Release the draft is a cool way to say you just started to release the draft. Yeah, I'm releasing the draft. I

I would say that we're probably, you know, we could say any movie we do is a Christian movie, even though none of us are very religious. I feel like we're closest to Christianity. Like we have been to Christian churches the most.

out of the other churches yeah unless we're talking church's chicken i've been there a few times so yeah so any movie i've ever done it's a christian flick so come out adam your star meter just went just come on out i do like seeing these people who are leaning into it just to see what happens and then like it kind of takes off for them yeah and then they just go full bore yeah yeah

Go full steam. That's how it happens. I wouldn't. And what if I got re-baptized or something? I will go to that if I'm invited. That sounds fun. Are you going to get re-baptized in? That'd be sick. I think I should. Yeah. Yeah, you should for sure. Start again. Just blow bubbles and little. You guys have seen the video where the dude's dunking the baby and it just fucking slips out of his hands and goes like face first into the bowl. I don't know if I have. No.

It's like a priest or whatever and he's baptizing the child. He's dunking the baby into the little pool. I don't know what you call it. It's like a bird bath, essentially, of holy water. The holy water container. The baby slips out and just the face goes... You hear it go... And he's like, it's okay. God wanted me to do that. He immediately is like, God chose that moment for that to happen. This is a path. This is the child's path. Yeah.

There are no accidents. Jim Caviezel comes in and snatches the baby away. There are no accidents. I just shit my pants. There are no accidents. There's no accidents. I do like that actor, though. He was good in that Denzel Washington movie where everything took place four days ago. What the fuck was that called? Deja Vu. Oh. I don't really know Jim Caviezel. I mean, he looks like a...

He should be in movies. He has like a cool look. Yeah. He's definitely got a good look. He's hot, dude. And when he was Jesus in the Jesus movie, Passion of the Christ, you're like, good casting, dude. He's sexy. He had my Christian mingling. Get him.

People wanted a sexy Jesus, you know, and they got one. Yeah, they did. They sure did. They got one with that guy. What was the casting process? Who else was up for it? God, I wonder who was up for it and is stoked they didn't get it. I hope Dwayne the Rock Johnson...

Yeah. Who now owns so energy drink. I hope he was up for it. I hope that was like a conversation like, well, the rock he is reading right now. Who else was up for it? It had because that's a big movie. That's a big casting call. But are you like and it was Mel Gibson like at the peak of Mel Gibson's powers, right? He hadn't gone on any sort of like crazy rants at this point. He was just.

wildly successful he was beloved yeah um i mean shit i i i have a feeling blake are you sort of mad are you kind of bummed that you never got that call and weren't uh like kind of on the short list there is it me like my question you're asking me if i'm mad that i wasn't wasn't jesus for a passion of the christ well i don't know at least in the conversation i feel like how old if he was if

if it were to happen right now, I would like to see... What year did that movie come out, producers? I feel like it came out when we were in high school, right? Oh, it's that old? I think so. I remember my school... Well, that's the reason why then. You could skip a day of school to go see it or some shit.

At your public school? I think so. Unless I'm thinking of like, maybe Braveheart did that. This is why I'm going to homeschool all my children. Well, it came out like, hey, Blake, you're lying, dude. It was 2004. Yeah, it was 2004. Okay. And we weren't in high school then. So you're thinking of Schindler's List. Schindler's List. You could go. Okay. So BJ's Pizza, when I was delivering pizzas, they're like, yo, you can take a day and go see that movie. You don't have to work today.

Yeah. You know what? Now our producers are trying to say Jim Caviezel is a big QAnon guy. We're talking acting chops. We're talking hotness. Allegedly! Yeah. Why does it have to get political? Yeah, we're talking hotness. And maybe he is a QAnon guy, and he does believe that liberal elites drink the blood of infants. So, you know. Some probably do. Is that how he got his abs? Or did he get it from ZOA Energy Drink? That's good. Yeah.

By the way, this is the first episode. They were fully on Zoetrain. And they're like, if we could just talk less about Jim Caviezel. I did have one of my friends during the pandemic when people were crawling down QAnon holes and just kind of losing their minds a little bit. Kyle, for sure. I did have a friend tell me, she was like,

I know that you don't. I know that you're one of the good ones, but you've probably been at parties where people are drinking baby blood. And I'm like, see ya. What, dude? Like that is... First of all, I've never been to that because they say...

liberal elites. I've never been to a party where it's that elite. You know what I mean? Dude, they go off. They go off. Yeah. What is that? Because you know, like a baby blood drinking party, that is probably the most elite party that you could go to. And tell you what, I'm not invited. I'm not invited.

How are you not invited? How am I not invited? We're talking like the Oscars, like the after party of the Oscars is probably blood fountains. No, no, no, no. That's basic. No, that's basic shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's basic. Okay. This is even more so than that. Like people that are like, oh, Q, you won a little trophy. Right. I own the Indian Ocean or whatever, you know, like those people. That's, I mean...

That, yeah...

It just sounds like a good time. Who is the most likely out of all the biggest stars? Who are you thinking is even thinking about drinking baby's blood? See, I don't know. See, that's the thing about that because everybody has... What does it do for you? Everybody has kids or... It hits. Everybody has kids, so you're like, who is looking at a baby going like, I want to drink that baby blood?

I think it's a very small amount of people, even if it probably doesn't even happen is what is kind of what I feel like. Even the people you think that would do it, you know, you're you're Gary Busey's. They're not invited to the party. Yeah, they're not. She's like, come on.

I'm just saying I'm not throwing shade on like Gary Busey, but like, yeah, he's unhinged. He seems like a wild dog. He's kind of out there. And if someone saw him, they'd be like, well, this look at this guy. Obviously he's not doing this, but like, you know, I have no,

Who are they thinking that is doing it? It's probably more like a Nicolas Cage. He's a little weird. He'll try anything once. What I don't like about where this discussion is going is that for sure he's done it. I'm trying to go like it's not possible and now I'm like it's likely. Nick Cage might be the one to...

Well, the one that would out of the four of us is for sure. Allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. Allegedly. Yeah. This is all very alleged. Allegedly. For sure. Kyle and Kyle decided. I mean, is he off? We don't know exactly what he's doing right now. He says that he's working on what we do in the shadows. Right. He is in Toronto. Season six. The last season. The last season.

Maybe they could take that and use that. The last fight. Yeah, or...

Maybe he's off drinking baby blood. We don't know. We don't know what he's doing. There's no way to know. There's no way to tell. This is all very alleged. But anything's possible. Allegedly. He chose not to do the podcast, and so we don't know what he's doing right now. I guess we did forget to mention that, but it just kind of felt right. Yeah. It does feel natural when he's not here, but you know. Yeah.

So be it. It's okay. We got one pod off after the tour and then we disbanded a little bit. It happens. The wheels fall off. Is that how you look at it? You're getting these pods off? Yeah, I get these pods off, man. I like to snap one off. That's what you tell your girl when you're like, sorry, don't come in

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I am messing with the ZOE energy drink, though. This is a good one. Yeah, this shit is kind of hitting right now. It is. And what flavor are you crushing right now? It's a cherry limeade. And the issue with an energy drink that's so delicious and so smooth

is now I want to have like four of them. Hold up. And that's when it gets a little tricky. That's when you piss rocks out of your dick like I did one time because of energy drinks. Yeah, I don't think this is going to do that to you because this is a much cleaner energy. It's a much cleaner, yeah. I won't say the name. That being said, we don't know. Yeah, I won't say the name. I know. You know which energy drink I was crushing. We might have to get back on here and go, so yeah, don't drink four consecutive cans. Yeah.

I will say it's really bailing me out for my damp January. It came just in time. What is damp January? Because you've been drinking a lot? Yeah. No, it's just like, you know, it's a dry January. You're trying not to drink, but then wet, wet January. Yeah, raining it in. But if like there's a football game on, I'm going to have a beer, you know? Yeah. All right. And one beer means a bottle of Jägermeister and 12 beers.

No, no. Six beers is the limit. Twelve would not be damp anymore. Take it to the limit. Well, I don't know. Are you gone?

We went to our buddy Sam Richardson's 40th birthday party. Yes. Emmy winner. Yes. Emmy winner, Sam Richardson. Yes. Congrats. Friend of the pod. We love the guy. But I had to leave because I had like a baby breathing class down in Orange County at 9 a.m. Baby eating? I'm sorry. Hollywood what? Yeah, wait. What the heck? Yeah, baby eating class. Baby eating class? They teach you how to do that out there? Yeah, they taught us. Okay.

Yeah, so I had like a Lamaze class, basically. And by the way, it's like four hours long. It was the longest class. I'm like, yeah, we get it. Holy shit. Yeah. You know, we get it. We get it. Lamaze, I could go for a little less.

Okay. Less. Yes. There we go. Now we're cooking. Now the Zoe's hitting. But in the hour and a half I was there, I took four shots of Jaeger and had three beers. Wait, the Lamaze class? At Lamaze? No, no, no. At the Sam Richardson's party the night before. And then at 9 a.m. the next morning, I had to go to this class. Oh, the next morning. I thought I had to leave early because you were going straight to it.

Sorry, no. I left the birthday party, had to drive down to Orange County, and then did the class in the morning. He came in like, where are these babies at? But when I left you, Blake, you were keeping pace with me, or maybe I was keeping pace with you. I don't know whose pace we were on.

But you were on a good one. Was that that didn't seem that damp to me. That seemed pretty wet. That's actually why I'm calling it damp January, because I've been good every single day, except I knew Sam was having a 40th and I wasn't going to not peel one off for my boys for. Oh, that's a big one. Yeah, that's true. That is true. So I was keeping pace with the birthday boy.

You don't think he would have understood? He would have been cool with it? No. I don't. I don't think so. He would have shown me the door, dude. Yeah, of the 200 people there, he expected Blake to. Yeah, he was just staring at me. I do love the idea of every year committing to a dry January and just making new friends with birthdays in January. I'm like, well, I got to peel one off for this guy. Yeah, it's just 36. What am I going to do? Am I going to peel one off? Come on.

Dude, he's turning. I got to peel it off. He's turning 36. Three, six mafia. Come on. This is a big one. The fucking mailman's like, hey, how's it going? Good, good. When is your birthday? When is it? February. Fuck off. Get out of here. Okay. You're done. Keep it moving. You're dead to me. Keep it moving. Good luck with that, you stupid FedEx guy. Hey, when's your birthday?

January 12th. Okay, come in here. Fuck UPS. Fuck UPA. Am I right? Am I right? What's the Zodiac sign for that? Capricorn?

Is it a Zodiac? Is that the right term? Yeah, you're a horoscope, right? They call it Zodiac? Yeah, bro. As opposed to what? Dude, I did not know. What's your horoscope sign? Your horoscope is... I'll just say what's your sign. It's Zodiac.

Yeah, Zodiac. Dude, I'm learning something on this podcast. That's why this is an important podcast because I never knew what the word Zodiac meant. I just thought it was like a cool name of movies and stuff. Zodiac killer. Why did they call him the Zodiac killer? That is a good question. They actually mispronounced his name was so you're Zach.

I don't know. Stupid. I gotta watch that movie again. That movie's pretty good. So you're Zach. So you're Zach. Zodiac. Right, okay. I gave you my name. So you're Zach and you're the killer? So what should we call you? Zach. They're like, keep him on the line. The guy asking him his name was Zach goes...

What are you going to call me? So you're Zach? Zodiac? All right. Works for us. That's pretty cool. That's got a ring to it. That sounds cool. Yeah, that'll look good in print. What is it? Because he's spoken or he's like had symbols and stuff like that. He did write in codes, but... Crypto brand. Anna just wrote, it's never been determined why the killer gave himself that name, but the press soon started calling him the Zodiac Killer. So some guy in some press room in like the Cleveland, you know,

or whatever was just like, hey, he's like, yeah, we're calling him the Zodiac Killer. And then everybody's like, oh, that's actually a really good name. So one of the most chilling characteristics of the Zodiac, of Zach,

the killer was a string of letters with cryptograms. He sent to newspapers. Killers need to get back to this. See? Yeah. Killers. I feel like we, we haven't had a good serial killer, creative killer. Like, by the way, I would get caught right away. A cryptogram. No. Yeah. Right.

Yeah, you should try to make up a language and shit. Yeah, I'm trying to make up a language, but I just say my name. I mean, what are you, a cryptozoologist? They're like, all he did was write his name backwards. So it's Adam Devine. It's Mada. It's Mada.

It's Mata N-vid. Okay. I got to write it out. What is a fun good bad clue? I thought that one was pretty good. A good fun bad clue. It's a fun good bad clue. This murderer is important. When he's not working, he's a holic.

Is this Adam Devine? Okay, we've never done it before, and one of them doesn't do the podcast anymore. The only thing pitch perfect about this murderer is he's a workaholic. Right. And you're like, I think that's the actor, Adam Devine.

Yeah, so you're going damp January. I kind of am, too. I had said in December, like, you know what? I might do a dry January. But then I realized that I'm having a child in February. I know. You are so close, dude. Like, in a matter of weeks, dude. It could really happen soon.

And they would just go, okay, now you, now you have a baby. So I'm like, well, I'm not going to be drinking like with a newborn in the house, like right away. Like that first, that first day or two. Right away. Blake, Blake, should we tell him? Go,

Go for it, bud. Should we tell him? You will. I'm drunk now. Well, yeah. I mean, honestly, you guys aren't getting drunk when there's a newborn that first week or two, right? Is it football playoffs? Come on. It depends if there's a game on. Is Passion of the Christ on? Well, there is a game. There's the Super Bowl. There's the Super Bowl. Oh, yeah. So do you think you're going to have a Super Bowl baby? In that case, you've got to.

When is the Super Bowl? I might have a Super Bowl baby. I've been known to hud hud hike a few babies by accident just in the, you know, throws the passion. I feel like that wasn't that kind of a thing back in the day, like dads would just be like at the bar while the moms were giving birth in the hospital and then they kind of call them over when it was all said and done.

Yeah. Yeah. Those were the good old days. That's when robots used to do surgery. Oh, dude. Our due date is February 15th. And what hospital are you guys at again? What room number? The Super Bowl is February 11th. I could truly have a Super Bowl. And then we'll have to name him Super Bowl.

What's the name of the little robot? The robot? Yeah, Cletus. Cletus Divine. We were named after a CGI football robot, son. Yep, that would be super sick. Didn't somebody in the Super Bowl have a baby on the day of the Super Bowl?

That's right. And then he's like, he couldn't do the postgame interview because he had to rush off. He was like off. He had to go. And the baby's name, I believe, is Champion. Champion. Did they win? I think it was when LA won. I'm making all this up, but I think it was when LA won and a dude had to peace out. I remember the story, but I don't remember any detail.

Classic app. And the child's name is Champion. And I just imagine our producers just diving into looking for this fact. Shut the fuck up! And not looking at their phones at something else. They're saying it was Jason Kelsey. That would be the Eagles. That would be the Eagles and not the Rams. And also, I don't remember... Jason Kelsey has a son or a daughter named Champion? That's...

I don't think that's him. Football player, child champion. If you lost, would you then name your loser? Van Jefferson. Okay. Well, he has a daughter and a son named two sons, Elliot and Wyatt, and a daughter named Bennett. Yeah, none of those names are champion. So it's not. No, we're seeing Van Jefferson and the child name is Champ.

champ oh okay it's just all right champ no last name and who did van who did uh van jefferson play for i'm guessing the rams if that's what you guys were saying well i think we were guessing this guy's a card yeah it looks like he was he does play for the rams all right sick okay so some i said one thing factual yeah you did say a thing a factual thing good job and champ uh

That's kind of a cool name if you're an athlete. If that's your thing, you're like, hey, champ. I mean, it is a nickname, and he will... Imagine if he sucks. Yeah, that's going to be a bummer. Imagine if you grow up and you lose a lot, and your name is champ. That's...

That's going to come back to bite you, I feel. Right. Yeah, a little bit. I mean, more like Chump. Yeah, more like Chump. I feel like if you... Maybe he doesn't... Maybe he's like one of those guys, like he's a huge football player. Imagine he's like...

married a woman who's four foot eleven and they have the kid and then this kid comes out is no muscles. Right. He's just headgear like is really having a tough time. And his name is champ. He's five foot nothing. A hundred and nothing. Yeah, totally. Right. Sure. He's Rudy. That that does the movie does suck for him. So I feel like maybe you're setting your kid up for a lifetime of failure if you name him champ because you don't know

what what where the genetics are going to pull from. I mean, this is life. So you're saying that people should they should name their children something that like set the bar low. No, I'm not saying don't name him chump or loser. Like, just give him a name. And then and then you got to go. Well, how can you loser? I kind of like it. I'm not a loser. Yeah. Present.

You got to think of like who, how other kids can make fun of that name. You know what I mean? Right. You do. You really have to run it through the ringer. You have to call up all your friends and say, just roast my kid's name before he's born. Right. Just to see what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Did you do that with your, with your name yet? You want us to have, I done it with my, uh, with our name, Bo, uh,

Yeah, we're thinking B-E-A-U. And who knows? Maybe that'll change when we meet him. We're like, this is not a bow. This is a champ. Sorry. Right. It is. But no, I haven't. How would you guys roast that name? Bow. Bow. Bow.

Oh, Bo. Bo, the fucking loser. Yeah. Yeah. I guess any name. I mean, that's pretty easy. Yeah. I mean, that's the low hanging fruit. Small dick, Bo. Yeah. Yeah. Bo, don't know. Um,

Bo don't know. I mean, you could just be like, what are you? Donatello's weapon of choice? You fucking idiot. That's kind of cool though. Yeah. So I guess that name does rock. So good. Good for him. Hey, where's Arrow? You fucking loser. Where's Arrow? Yeah. Ders is, Ders is dead. Hey, Bo, why don't you go tie something? Yeah. Hey, these are all good. Like, why don't you go sit on the hood of a Mercedes, you bitch. But also Ders, like, yeah.

He caps them all with just then saying like, I need them to know that it's, it's, it's a negative. These are, these are, this is important because these are really good. Like third grade slams. Like where's arrow. Yeah. That's really fucked up. That's the kind of shit that will break your spirit as a child. You'd be like, yeah. And you're like, where's arrow. And you're like, Oh,

that really hurt yeah and then someone goes hey dude don't knock bow and then like oh that's pretty funny actually because i guess you knock an arrow and then i don't know and then bow comes home he's like dad why did you do that they said where's my arrow you fucking asshole they said where's arrow and you're like yeah where is arrow arrow would be a tight friend for you to have that'd be sick and that's when adam rolls his sleeve up and shows him the tattoo of an arrow and he goes

I've always been here. I'm right here. So I'm right here. He's like, fire away, fire away. Dude, imagine if like, he's like, I'm sorry, you planned this whole thing out. Adam has to get all these things tattooed on his body. So they said, I'm a tie. Where's tie? Bow tie. And you're like, it's right here. It's right here. It's

It's right here. You've got the tattoo. Tie me away. Tie me away. Tie me away. Wait, did you just have whoever Sia, whoever sang that, re-record that song? Sia, come out here. Oh, God. Dad? Damn, dude. I do. I mean, whoever starred in the television show Arrow...

If his son isn't Bo, and then this is the long con he's playing on his son for when someone finally says, where's Arrow? He can be like, he's my dad. He's my father. And you're like...

the kid who punked him is like, I'm not punked now. I'm punked, which sucks. Yeah. Yeah. Or when I like, uh, show it to my kids graduation and like fall off stage, trying to high five them. And everyone's like, you know, he was on workaholics and somebody goes more like alcohol. Yeah.

That's actually I feel. And then we're like, it's damn January. It's damn January. It's Blake's birthday weekend. I'm not drunk. I'm damn. Fuck you. I'm peeling one off for my homie Blake. Blake's turning 47. That's a huge one. That's a huge one. 57.

When is your birthday, Blake? What month? March. Hello. Oh, that's a pretty good name for a kid. Why don't you march off that fucking cliff, bitch? Well, Kyle's... Oh, fuck. Leave him alone. Leave him alone. Isn't Kyle's literally in a few days? I think Kyle's is the 23rd of this month, correct? See ya.

That's right. One, two, three. No, you're right. It's his birthday. You're going to peel one off for your guy? One, two, three. Yeah, man. Hey. Our sober friend, Kyle. We got to peel one off for him. Yeah. Maybe we all... I mean, it's a big one. That's his 40s. Holy shit, man. Yeah. We got to call him really drunk. He will love that.

and just say we're doing this for him. He's just eating a salad at home. And since there's a time difference in Toronto, so it's just 6 a.m., we're like, he's on set. He's up. Yeah, he's at work. Let me talk to the vampires. Let me talk to the vampires. Why have I not been cast, Kyle? Kyle, make me a werewolf, dude. I'd be a really good werewolf.

That would be so good. He would actually make a great werewolf. Kyle, what is that show about? There's no way to tell. There's no way to tell. You got to watch it. Yeah, I watch it, bud. Come on. What's this show? You got to watch it. What is that? I have no idea. Did it get nominated for an Emmy this year or...

Was that... Remember what... I feel like when we first started the pod... I didn't hear about it, so I don't think so. Because Kyle wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. Kyle did not shut up about it when they were nominated. Remember we had to talk... We had to really care about the Emmys that year and really... We talked about the Emmys like a lot for like a month afterwards. And he met the Fonz or something, right? Yes. And the fucking...

ate shit yes did you guys uh watch the emmys i went to like an emmys before party which was very fun i know dude i didn't get an invite this year damn no you did i talked with isaac he said that you got it and he he was like he had it i told him so i don't know i don't know what to tell you huh blake you weren't you weren't invited oh yeah i did no

like you weren't invited. I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying anything. I believe he was. Isaac goes, yes, did we send you an invite? You did. Did we send you an invite? God, this is our manager. Isaac's damp. Isaac, do you know why I know I never got the invite? How's that?

because I would have gone. Yeah, because it's like the best fucking party of the year. I'm drunk now. It's a super fun party. And I was saying I was when I was there with Chloe. I'm like, it's cool that I guess we're just old enough that I felt like in all the comedy people show up to it because we don't get invited to anything. So this is the one party that you actually get invited to. Welcome. It was cool. I felt like I knew like 70% of all

all the people there. It was really fun. That's rad. The last email I have regarding the evening before is from 2022. Oh! I just want to party. That's not this year, Isaac. Huh. Yeah. Well, I would have loved to have had you there. I'm not heated, but like, I'm...

Oh, yeah. Peeped for sure. I'd be pretty pissed. Yeah, I'm a little peeved because a lot goes on on those weekends. If you're not invited to a party or nominated, you're a true loser. Yeah. Well, you're drinking blood by yourself. You know, you want to be out there peeling one off at home with your blood bag. I'm stuck at home drinking blood by myself watching the Emmys. It's fucked.

And I got an invite to an Apple party because of Monarch. And I was like, yeah, I don't know. I'm not going to go to any parties. But I probably would have been like, well, damn, I did the dry cleaning. Yeah.

Look at this. You were right. It was the Apple Plus party. Oh, so I wasn't invited. OK, I'm drunk now. So Isaac doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about because he I because I remember I asked you guys, are you guys going to this party? You guys were like, no, we weren't invited. And then I was like, and then I talk with Isaac and I go, you know, get the boys invited. And he goes, Anders is invited. And then he's like, and I RSVP'd him. And then I go, what about Blake? And he's like,

And there's nothing we can do for Blake. Why is he not invited? Then we sang the song. I mean, but I think there's been years when I was like inactive or whatever where I didn't get an invite. And then this is the number one show on Apple freaking TV. Yeah, he picked up for season two, right? Has he been? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what's official, but oof.

Yeah, and the reason I was invited is because of Gemstones, I'm sure. So, you know. Yes, Gemstones. And then some. Come on. Has Gemstones been nominated ever for an Emmy? No, dude. Anything that I've ever been in has not been nominated. What the fuck is going on? It's so fucking stupid. As soon as I get near a project...

the stank gets on it when i joined modern modern family won the emmy won the emmy every year in

Until the season that I got there, never won again. Never won again, dude. Never won again. You kidding me? No more? The statues dried up? Yeah. They won six years in a row and tied Frasier for the most winningest program of all time. Whoa! Look at that. Wow, look at that. Who's wearing a Frasier t-shirt? And then the second I got there, it dried right.

Died up. Yeah. Damn, dude. That's crazy. Yeah. But and also McBride was like, yeah, none of our shit ever gets nominated. Yeah. Yeah. Which is bizarre. It's so weird. Even Eastbound never nominated. No, no, no. When it kind of was like, oh, what's this new fancy comedy? Like one of the funniest shows ever. Well, it's because it's too funny. It's too like.

and same with workaholics and always sunny in Philadelphia they've never been nominated so it's like that's insane that's so crazy and they made a joke of it I did I did watch it like to a day or two after or maybe I watched half of it that night but I did see the sunny guys being like kind of weird and by the way it is kind of weird like I guess they can joke about it but at the same time like

If they're not nominated, who's nominated? I know. Well, I mean, the bear one and no, I really like that show. I really, really like it. It's a very good show. It's not. I mean, it's something else. We have to call comedy something else then, because that isn't a comedy. It's very not a comedy. There's funny moments.

But it's not a comedy. The Evan Moss guy or whatever his name is makes me laugh very hard. But it is a comedy. There's funny people in it and there's very funny moments. But it's for the most part like always sunny in Philadelphia is a comedy. Oh, that's what they're doing there. The whole episode is to make you laugh.

so yeah gemstones too gemstones is fucking hilarious yeah i actually feel like the bear is so good at drama and when it tries to do comedy it kind of is like huh it like comes to a screeching halt for me where i'm like you guys just broke the tone or whatever it's it's way more dramatic i'm like it should be in the drama yeah but then you get then they would have to go up against fucking succession and that one's a

that's a titan of drama. But that's a funny show too. Like, why isn't that a comedy? Sure. Yeah, that's right. I mean, it comes down to half hour, hour long, right? Like, that's the...

That's the genesis of this all. Yeah. Okay. That's weird. It is weird. So if it's 30 minutes, it's funny. If it's an hour, it's a drama. Right. So they've been nominated for creative arts Emmys, which by the way, I do not know the difference. They were nominated for stunts against us, I believe. And we both lost to like super ninja. We were nominated for a stunt, which was tight. I'm pissed now. Yeah.

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Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. What is the difference, Anders? What is the difference between the Emmys and the Creative Arts Emmys? Well, as Cat Williams said, one's a fucking full of plants. No, the creative, it's like the more niche ones that don't need to be televised, right? Like I think editors and like... But that's what...

Tim and Tim Robinson and Sam won. Yeah. They won like best guest star on something, which I guess didn't believe a comedy on a comedy. They don't air that on the actual. I mean, so they do it at the creative arts. I mean, right. And then I think Tim won for what?

best short form or like sketch comedy. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, cool. Things that like don't get the big numbers like best writer, best director, best actor, best supporting actor. Okay. In a motion picture or streaming watch program. Yeah.

Or on your phone. A lot of words. All the words. Well, that's cool. And that's what I like about this is important. It's just kind of a learning process. I learned that Zodiac means horoscope stuff, like Scorpios and Capricorns and that kind of thing. Now I know that that's... I learned that my manager has no idea what's going on. No, he never does. He does it...

He does not know. He doesn't have your email. He's sending emails to an old account. We did. We sent you an invite and RSVP for you. And you're right. It was Apple plus reception. Yeah. I like getting weird with Kyle. Yeah, I bet you do. I bet that's what happened. Hey, play some Isaac drops. Those are my faves. Yeah. Where the hell are those? Where did I hide those? What's the one he says about me? It's not great. I think it's the worst. That's one that can go. Funk rock. Getting radical. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. Yeah.

That's a really beautiful voice. Drinking with Adam's always fun.

You know why I do like when I do Isaac, I do a short, you know, short, short cadence and like kind of a gravelly just because it's more fun than his voice, like his voice. You hear it now and you're like, it's kind of bitchy. You know what I mean? Like a little bitchy. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe play another one just so we can really dive into his voice. More like no. Yeah. More like weird with Kyle.

Well, what does he say? One about Anders? I'm looking for it. I thought he did. And because we heard I heard it in like a live show and I was like, that's not that good. What did he? He says one thing about each of us. So I hope he's he says he likes drinking with me. He likes getting radical with you. You know, whatever. Whatever you say about Jersey just skips over.

He's like, I like sending him emails for the night before the evening party. What is his name again? I like collecting a fucking percent off of his checks. I bet that's what you like. I think you and Isaac have some beef. He likes talking about water polo with theirs. That's pretty cool. Didn't we do it in Oakland?

Also, like Isaac's like we're zooming. He's on it and it uses his wife's name as like the fucking badge or whatever. You're like, what? Yeah, it's like, why can we change that? Yeah, he's a professional. I mean, he's our manager and he professionally uses Zoom all the time. The fact that it doesn't say his name and it says his wife's name makes me love him even more. Isaac, I love you, buddy. Bye.

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Adam is the dance person. I didn't really. It was a lot of standing around in nice suits and gowns and drinking. I kept it pretty damp, though. I had five drinks over the course of four hours. So that's not a lot. That's not a lot. Okay.

Yeah. It's a bagel. And we're saying damp is like not, it's just damp. It's not that wet. Damp is you're drinking. Yeah. You're drinking, but you're not getting wet. That's what I was saying at Sam's party. I'm like, Blake, that was not damp. You got wet. Yeah. You got pretty wet. You were soaking. I got wet. You were sopping wet, bud. You were soaking. But when you span it out over the last 18 days, it's a damp because it's a real, real wet. Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure.

So you haven't drank before or since this entire... No. Wait a second. I've been good. You haven't drank at all since Sam's birthday party. Ain't no way. There was...

One night on the 4th when my buddy Adam came into town and we did have two margaritas at Mexican food. But other than that... On the 4th? Like right out of the gate of dry January? I made it in four days. I love it. You had to peel one off for your boy, huh? Yeah, you did. Dude, I never see the guy. He never comes to LA. Yeah, you got to peel one off. I would just tell you that like...

everyone is understanding if you're doing a thing nobody really cares if you're not gonna like have a margarita with them i know it's not about that it's like i want to have a margarita with my boys yeah margarita's wrong i don't know when that opportunity is gonna happen again of course you do of we we want to do that all the time but then the point of then why are you even saying you're gonna do a dry january well because you just do a 2024 peel one off when i gotta do it

Okay, I'll rebrand. But the thing is, he had good intentions. He had good intentions. And then when it's over on the fourth, just cut it out. Well, then he pivoted. I have your back here, Blake. Then he pivoted right away. Good luck with that. He didn't stick to, well, it's dry starting now. He goes, you know what?

It's going to be damn. Thank you. I'm not. I'm not. It's not going to be a regular banger. I am going to pull the reins back some of the night. I'm reeling it back. But every once in a while, I might go out, have a couple. Try not to get blackout. Try not. Get home drunk now.

Have a nightcap. Yeah, I don't think it's that bad. Put one on the nightstand so when I wake up in the morning, I can have a little hair of the dog to bitch you. Yeah, if I wake up with the night terrors, it puts daddy back to bed. That's all I need. It stops the shaking. It stops the shaking. I got to perform surgery tonight, baby. Woo!

I like it. No, it's been nice. I've been really enjoying it. Don't you sew your lips to a beer. So what are you doing in it instead? Are you... Because usually when I go, you know what? I'm not going to drink for a little while. Then I become a true stoner. Then I'm like, ooh, what them gummies do? And then I'm like, uh-oh.

How many joints is too many joints to smoke in one day? Free needle on the sidewalk. Mine's now. Yeah, it's mine now. What is this random pill I found on a floor of a Walmart?

You know what I have noticed? When I don't drink, I'm very hungry. I snack a ton. I eat way more. So I've been buying hella chips. I was waiting for something better. Well, I will say that Blake doesn't... I speak to my children.

I remember all the capitals of every state. I'm a genius. Blake doesn't eat a lot, so he usually fills that with beer. Usually he gets his calorie for one of his meals. I eat just the same as everybody else. No, you don't, Blake. Blake, that is not true. Because I'm on. That is not true.

on tour you were like oh my god we're eating again it's like yeah breakfast lunch dinner dude it's reading oh i'm drunk now you guys eat so much meat it's fucking crazy dude i can't keep up with that okay well we eat three times a day i am not eating like steak every meal you know but i remember you know but and then you're you're like at sonic you're like

You have your beers or your meal for one of the meals. Yeah. I eat coffee cake. You drink MGD. So I understand now that you're not drinking. You got to find those calories somewhere. Yes, I do. I do consider the calories of beer. So if I know that I'm like having some beers...

probably not going to eat as large of a lunch or have you know a steak sandwich. Yeah really. See I go the opposite. I'm like I need to have a nice base. Yes. To soak up all this booze that I'm going to have. Yeah. That's what I do. And maybe that's why I'm morbidly obese now. I consider considering and

And then I don't. Okay. Pizza, pizza. I think about, and then I just go. Nah. Even when we were on tour, like, we were having those, like, 2 a.m. Fourth meal. Yeah, dude. I don't do that. Like, those nighttime pizza slices that are so good. It's just delicious. It is fun to eat that late at night. Well, I don't really do that now either. But that was a...

Just so we could hang out a little longer. That was Tourgasm. We were just getting Tourgasm. I'm Gary Goldman. Who are you in Tourgasm? Is he having a research? I keep getting videos sent of him and I'm like, from Tourgasm. I haven't gotten any videos sent my way. Not from people, like in the algorithm. He has an HBO special right now.

I think he talks about, he's like really open. You know how like now you can't just be really funny. You have to, you had, you're like, you're, I know you have to talk about like a thing that happened to you in your standup special. It can't just be funny. You have to be like, and also I'm battling with depression or whatever. Hey, and I think that's what he's, I think the reason I'm funny is because I'm actually really sad. So have you seen the Jim Caviezel movie? Yeah.

I'm now out here sucking penis. I can't stop eating babies. Was that Cat Williams? That was. Fucking classics. People were, after the last podcast, people were like, oh, I get it. Adam doesn't like Cat Williams. And I just want to let it be known. I think Cat Williams is hilarious. I think he's so funny. I think why he thinks his career isn't where it is is the wrong way to think about it.

I think he did it to himself, even though he is super funny. I think if he would have showed up on time more often, he would have still been...

you know, in, uh, people, we would still be talking about them all the time. You're a monster. Love him. Super funny. You hate him. I hate him. I hate him. Yeah. Uh, no, I wanted to come out with a new special. I bet it would be fucking hilarious. The guy's great. The Emmys added a, um, a standup award, right? A cat Williams section. Uh,

They gave us a Cat Williams lifetime achievement award. It's in memorial. You're like, but he's alive. They're like, he's dead to us. It would be kind of if there was a Cat Williams award for like the most nonconformist to the industry person of the year where you're just like, well, they had a wild ass year. Yeah. Child above. Yeah. Right. And we would hear about all of those actors and all the comedians for like three or four years and

And then by the fifth year, it's like some guy that you don't even know. You're like, yeah, homeless Tony. And it's just some guy just like hammering a trash can. And you're like, my God, for his work with poop puppets.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's us again. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. I'm not out here sucking a penis. Oh, wait. Speaking of penis and speaking of your disaster, my guy, Blake, I saw you finished The Curse. I got to finish it. It's a good finish. I loved it. I thought that that show was fantastic. I don't know anything about it.

I don't know anything about it. So it's Jim Caviezel and... It is. That's a good way to go into it because it just is fun to like

not know anything and kind of I don't I didn't know anything when I watched the pilot also I just and we've maybe covered this I don't watch trailers of things that I think I want to go see yeah because I don't want to know anything and I know from being on our side of the business that they say put everything you can legally put from your movie or your show in the trailer yes even if it's like the best bit that reveals whatever yeah just put in the trailer to get the butts in the seats which I hate yeah that does totally you'd be like you're like that obviously is the very end of the movie

You just showed it in the trailer because...

that explosion is the budget right there. Yeah. And I think we've covered that. It happened. There's a movie for me where I was like, I'm done. I'm fucking done. It was like, I think Terminator salvation with Christian Bale or no, with the woman, the dude from avatar who like finds out halfway through the movie that he's a Terminator. Like he thought it was just like a guy. Oh yeah. And then like, they show his guts are all like gears and fucking wires. And I'm like, that's a huge, that would be cool to experience. Like,

Fucking what? I love that idea. That's great. Dude, I'm sorry that happened to you, dude. That sucks. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, formative. Sorry about that. Are there any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams? I'd like to epic slam Kyle for not being here. I wish he could have made that work, but he's eating babies. Apparently, we don't know. We're not sure if he is or isn't. What the?

What the hell? Anything's possible. I mean, we gave a lot of really epic slams to Bo, but now I'd like to uplift him. We can't wait to get you here, buddy. Adam, you're about to be a daddy. Literally any week now. Like, you know, we're with work stuff. Like people like, hey, can you do this on the week of the of the 15th of when I'm having the baby like that week? And I'm like, I don't think I should.

be anywhere doing anything. I think I need to be close. That's right. In case I do like that. You consider you're like, I probably shouldn't. Right. Yeah. Well, I run a pass close. She's like, it'll probably be fine. And I'm like, I don't know. Yeah. She's testing you, dude. Yeah. When she goes, it should, it'll probably be fine. That means no. She's like leaning in going, this is the part where you go. No, I, so, so I'm, I'm obviously I'm going to stick around, uh,

it's very exciting. You were just joking. Yeah. Even though the Super Bowl, I could be at the Super Bowl right there. Yeah. No, I'll just in Las Vegas. It's a quick, it's a quiet, but yeah, no, I'll stick around. I'll stick around. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be, I'll keep it local. It'd be cool to have the baby born in Vegas. No, it's fine. We can. Yeah, sure. That'd be fine. That'd be all right. All right. No champ.

Okay. I guess we're not naming our champ. Okay. All right. And that's on you, but that's fine. And that's your call. That's fine. Bo, it is. Yeah. Very excited. Thank you, Blakey. We're very excited. Yeah. I'm excited for you, dude. Can't wait. That's going to be cute. Yeah. I'm more excited. You know, I know it doesn't seem like it, but I just want you to know, I know there's no way in hell that he's more excited than I am. Don't get too excited, dude. Chill out, man. I love children more than you. I have more kids than you. Well, quit saying that.

Quit saying that. If you like kids so much, why don't you have as many as I do? That's true. That is true. But I can still do it. I haven't tied my tubes yet. I doubt it. If I know Blake... Come over here and check, bitch. I could see Blake having a 60-year-old kid. Just like an

a whoopsies and you're like, you're saying a kid when I'm 60 or I adopt a 60 year old man. Yeah. He just said Adam divine language for, you know, a kid when you're 60 and I'm a six year old kid, you know what he's saying? Cause I will adopt a 60 year old tomorrow. That sounds cool as hell. It's just a dad. What is there an age limit to when you can be adopted? Right?

Yeah, I don't know. That's a great question. How old? When what? You can adopt? Yeah, you can adopt an adult. Yeah. Why not? That's fucking cool. Why aren't we doing that all the time? What if the adult has like needs, like special needs type stuff? Oh, maybe then you can.

If you have special needs and then both your parents explode in a fire. Sure. Can someone adopt you? Yeah, I think I think someone could just step in and take care of you. I don't know about a full legal adoption. And then does Jim Caviezel have to save you from that adopted parent? The adoption of that. And that's the that's the movie. Holly was not going to make it. This is the movie. That's the movie. This is the movie. It is the movie. But Holly was not going to make it. No.

Nope. I promise. We don't need them. And they also won't make the Workaholics movies. So the Christian movie, the Workaholics movie. Not yet. Not until Paramount Plus gets bought by who knows who. Who knows who. We'll see. All right, guys. Well, I think that's it. Until then. That's another episode of This is Important.

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