Sasha Colby Eats a Steak Diane Nude on the Amalfi Coast with Katya
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Oh mama. It's good from every angle. You can't read the doll. You can't read the doll. Now wait. So real quick. You can't read the doll. Yes. Questions, concerns. I feel like that's a very bold statement coming right out the bat.

Because of course you can read the doll. Well, of course you can't read the doll. But you know the context of that with Roxy, right? That was a Roxy rant. Yeah, that was a Roxyism. It was a Roxy rant. She was on live, on Facebook Live after Continental. And like her score sheets were out and she was, I love you sister. But she was mad she didn't get in the five. And so she was reading this.

the um the judges like for a good hour and a half it was like oh it was like we were still coming out of pandemic so we were still addicted to like watching these oh absolutely yeah because it's like everybody was so hyper focused in their own little bubble yeah yeah you were just right there so she was she was in the back looking stunning and she was saying something about one of them judges but you can't like saying that you can't read her you can't read the doll and

And, you know, the dolls are for the trans girls, but I mean, you've seen Roxy's body. She's 95% trans in that body. Yeah, she's trans adjacent, I would say. But speaking of trans goddesses, let me give you a proper introduction. So welcome back to The Bald and the Beautiful. I'm bald and she is beautiful. It's Sasha Colby, the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race.

- We have an applause. - Oh, people here. And the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 15, you walked into the workroom and then just collected all the shit. You were never in the bottom, correct?

- No, I wasn't in the bottom. I was never in the bottom. - Your track record is pretty fucking stellar. - It was a good one and I had the most wins going into finale. So yeah. And I mean, I've been baking a while. So I was like one of the older girls, you know, the yeast was rising.

Seasoned. She was fermented. She was seasoned. Yes. Well, I love in the pageant world. A good starter. A good starter. In the pageant world, they use, I love the terms they use to describe like plus size. They say at large. At large. And then elite for the older gals. Elite. Classic. Classic. I think this like, what would be, what other ones are there? Is there like, is it just. There's classic. There's elite. And classic.

- At large though. - At large and plus, yeah. - At large, like the killer is still at large. - Yes. - I would never. - It just sounds like wanted, you know? - Yes, it does. It's like, at large, does it mean. - At large, has ascended with all this cash. - She stole the fierce drag jewels and we're like, the police are tailing her down the 405. Follow the trail of beads. - It's so fucking weird.

Miss Continental 2012. Yes. Which was harder, Drag Race or Continental? Ooh. Well, you know, Continental was just one night.

you know it was done but is it is it really when they what i understand about pageants is that it's not just one year one night there's like you have to in you have to like integrate into the politics and the system because continental is hard to win it's uh yeah you there's been it's been rare it's been it's been uh mostly where you have to earn your earn your crown like they gotta see you come back and grow yes but lately there's been so many girls like finesse van cartier

from Holland Drag Race. - Jesus Christ, there's so fucking many. - Yeah, she won her first try, you know, so now this is- - Really? - Yeah, at Continental. - Is she trans? - Yes, she was the first actual post-op trans woman to win, which has been like, and then went on to win Drag Race.

And it just kind of shows like even our current reigning Miss Continental, it was her first try. And she was like a pandemic baby. Oh shit. Wait, what do you mean a pandemic baby? Like she started doing drag or transitioning like during pandemic and now it's Miss Continental. I mean like a short three years. Yeah, it's three and a half years. It's been a long time since we've been fucking cooped up on Zoom, bitch. I know. I feel so bad. Can you believe that happened by the way? No, not really. Also, I can't believe in LA one day they just, you know, decided,

Like this, we've had enough. Let's just forget it. Go anywhere you want. Mask or not. It's so fucking crazy. But I feel so bad for the girls on Drag Race. Was it Jada? What was the first thing you did when you found out you won? She goes, I closed my laptop. I took my pads off and I went to the bathroom. Like so sad. Yeah. You were during your crowning. I mean, the, your ultimate big finish was,

I think is such a fuck. You were so blessed because knock on wood is such a fucking is like the quintessential drag queen box.

And like a Patrick Cardinal box. Yes, it's the best song. It's the best song. It's like super high energy, classic. It is, and you fucking, I was so angry with the camera work though, because your last reveal to the fucking naked goddess was like not, I was just like,

come on you guys, get it together. - Yeah, it was like panning to show like both of us, right? - It was such a missed opportunity. I mean, we saw the last look, which was so fucking cunt, but like, yeah, you didn't do it twice, did you? Just once? - No, yeah, they just made me do this once. - Shit, damn. - Yeah, yeah. And then they were like,

we were done and you know, the producers, they could like, how long would it take you to put that dress back on? I'm like, oh baby, that dress is off. Like, it's like, I'm gonna have to weld that shit. Can I swear?

No, you can't. And then they're like, so what are you going to wear? Are you just going to be naked if you get crowned? I'm like, that's the point. Roll the camera. Let's go. I mean, what the fuck? Were they really giving you a hard time? Well, they weren't giving me a hard time. They just thought I wanted to look more modest. Obviously not. Yeah.

listen, it's a human body. Yeah. I just, you know, celebrate. That's why I bought it. Yeah. Um, so what, okay. Going into drag race, you were kind of like pegged as the one. How'd you know I get pegged? You have that look, that London look. It wasn't London. Have you ever pegged somebody? Well,

well listen i you know they call me peg bundy how's that oh shit my god i mean christ i would i just saw a little video of these two only fans scammers who are really straight but they were like you know they're rubbing up on each other they'll need each other's butts and then i was like what is on that guy's he's got like a tool belt on and i was like oh no it's a little strap on he's fucking him in the strap on i'm like

Just do something else. Do something else. It's just so strange. What do you, who is like, oh wait, I have a whole bunch of fucking. - I'm like, you do not wanna know my Pornhub search list right now. - What are your search? What are your go-to search? Tell me, give me something. - It's too intimate. - Okay, okay. I'll tell you one of mine. - It's second date. - Okay. - Okay. What do I do?

- Yeah, we can't say it. - No, no, no, no. Well, I was gonna, there was a scandal. There's a scandal, we can talk about it later. There was a scandal in the porn world, the gay porn world. - Yeah. - But we can talk about that later. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - You know, it's interesting when things happen in the gay porn world,

You have to say, like, people are so quick to be like, oh, gay people. But Mary, straight people. You look at straight porn. Jeez Louise. It's fucking brutal. And there's way more of it. I mean, it's like, it is so wild. I mean, oh, Christ. Do you watch, are you an avid watcher of pornography? I am a connoisseur. Really? Yeah.

I think I would also probably consider myself to be a connoisseur. I mean, just the hours I think. Also, I think as creatives, we just, like, I like to see what pops up. Like, what the algorithm, what the universe, what sources try to tell me. What,

What is God's message for me today? Pornhub.com. I think it's a DP cream pie on the Amalfi Coast with two lovely Russian girls. With a steak Diane and a black coffee on the side. A steak Diane!

bitch clams casino steak diane and a fucking oh my god bitch i had steak diane the other day i i love her what is it is she's that's diane you know she she's that's just but how is it what's the diana of it all i honestly there's a really really really essence there's this diana joke coming along i can't say no no no i

I know, I know. No, but what makes it a Diane? Is it a sauce? I don't know. I couldn't tell, but I accepted it. We'll get a Google fact and we'll put it down there. Control room? Pan fried beefsteak.

- Ooh. - I mean, Diane, Dirty Diana. - Yeah, Dirty Diana. - Diane comes through with the steak. Are you a seafood lover? - Yes. Sure. - Shrimp? - Yeah, I mean, I'm from Hawaii, so I'll eat, I love seafood. - That's right. Are you from, are you, where in Honolulu, not Honolulu? - Born and raised on Oahu, which is where Honolulu is. But it's like on the other side. It's a little small town. - Do you love it? Do you go back? - I do often.

I just came back. That's where I got this little tan line. Mama, this tan. It's cunty. I'll be back in a few weeks celebrating my 40th birthday. Fucking A. 40. Fucking A. I looked you up. You're a wood rat. I am a wood rat. Yeah.

So I stopped. No, no, no. Listen, I know. I don't, I've switched. I've transitioned from astrology to Chinese. Give me what the wood is about. I have no idea. Okay. So you're doing great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just entry level, but I think it's, you know, you're, I really couldn't tie it. I know the rats, like the 1984, a rat is,

like a saver, scurrier, like someone that's like just kind of frugal. Okay, a sniffer, a wanderer. Yeah, a wanderer. A wanderlust. I'm a dog. I'm not sure what our compatibility is, but this is not, it's so funny. My witch friend is always like, she always has the funniest way of saying like, she's like, honey, this year ain't your year. I'm like, fuck. Damn it.

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Do you get into astrology? I love a good astrology. Okay. Yeah. I've been an astrology tarot baddie for a bit now. Yeah. I mean, 10 years in LA, you got it, right? Well, that's what I was going to say. It's kind of unavoidable. Actually, I got really, I was taking tarot courses. Really? That's what I did in the pandemic. Fierce. I was asking the cards what's going on. I love that shit. Do you get any answers? Yeah. Actually, I would do tarot every morning.

at Drag Race. Cause you know, they lock us up there. I could bring my cards. - Yeah, so how did you while away, like whittle away the time? Because they don't, I mean, you don't have your computer. - Don't have a computer. - I mean, I brought physical books. I'm not a big TV watcher with like commercials, you know? - Well, the thing was, you know how I had literally a DVD player, cause that's what I thought we'd have to bring. And like, we got like DVDs to keep me preoccupied. But the,

our season, the hotel that they had chosen, they could not take off of our televisions.

the TV so we could actually watch local news and we could watch YouTube and we could go on Netflix and all those things. - Well, that's great. - Yeah, and they're really upset with that because we were, you know, like, I mean the smart girls, AKA me, if you're like knowing that you have your Snatch Game the next day, you're going onto YouTube and watching Snatch Game. - Oh, they're doing your research. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I mean, I don't see what the problem with that. - Other girls are literally sitting down watching themselves being leaked

as on the cast. That's what they did with their time. Yeah. Very, very, very useful. Or, you know, I mean, I'm over here watching, uh, you did Jan Crouch, right? Jan Crouch. That was such a great choice. I don't know if people like, um, she is, it was so hard to, but to sit next to Lucy LaDuca, like killing it. Oh yeah. Yeah. She was, it was like bebopping all over the place. I was just, who else was sitting right next to her? Yeah.

It's so fucking stressful. It was stressful. People don't realize improv in a character is tough. And you really have to forget the character.

And you really have to kind of forget the character. Like I remember Rue was like, forego the character, just be funny. Yeah, don't worry about being faithful. Just catch the joke I'm trying to throw at you. Just make the bitch laugh. Especially if you're in that top left corner, that's usually the first like, and it's, oh my God, it's rough. It's rough. It is so like nerve wracking. When we did All Stars,

there was like a fire alarm or something in the middle, which was wonderful because then we got like a little bit of a break. Then we went back. Do you know what I mean? It just kind of cut the tension. - It is so quiet and so quick. - Yeah. It's so- - It's three rounds. You just get three rounds and I'm like, okay, just answer like three things kind of okay. - Yeah. - They had ours early. So there was like 14 of us. - Oh shit. - So they split us seven and seven. - Oh, that's right. That's crazy. - So I was like, there are gonna be like,

I can't be like the worst of 14. Like I'm gonna fall in the middle or fall on my face and be funny. I mean, at least with the, with the crowd that big, you would hope to just like, you know, either, you know, sail by or, or when obviously when I was just so like shocked how quiet it was in the studio and the soundstage, like, Oh y'all are giving us even a can like clap or nothing. You have no idea how you're actually doing. No idea. Yeah. It's wild. And also you've kind of realized like,

there's just like camera operators and that's pretty much it. And then you're like, Ru's laughing, but they could use any reaction shot. You know what I mean? It's like, once you kind of get hip to the way that whole thing works, it is even more fucking terrifying. - Yeah, yeah. What did you think? - I can do it alone in my house, like just talking to myself.

Sure, sure. Yeah, I mean, I remember it was like the scariest thing ever. What was your favorite part of the season? What was your favorite challenge and what was your favorite runway? Ooh, favorite challenge. I think the most surprising and favorite challenge was the interview challenges we had to do with the celebrities. And I did Charo. Oh, yeah.

And it's kind of like you just go along. You just go for the ride with Charles. You're not interviewing her, honey. She's in her own fucking world. And that world is fabulous. Yeah. And if you can keep up, then I think. Yeah. So that was a good, a fun challenge to do. And surprisingly win. But I put most credit on her because she just took it. She's so fierce. Yeah. She is so fierce. And allowed me to like, okay, if I could jump on two funny jokes, then we'll be fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Favorite runway I loved.

- I love my bumble, like the puffer, please. It was like black and yellow bumblebee looking girl. - You burned the runway. You burned the runway. You burned the runway. Did you feel pressure going in there? Because it was like, after the fact, all the discussion, the commentary is like, she went in there to win and she did. It was like, you were the one to beat and it's like, did you feel pressure at the beginning or you're just like- - Completely, yeah. Especially when you're in there.

And, you know, pageants, I'm used to having my team or family or at least my best friend Preston with me. You're just alone. Doing your own everything. Yeah. And I would be freaking out. I did a lot of freaking out beforehand. Okay. And I kind of needed to be alone a bit to just kind of let myself like get into the zone. But it was pretty...

It's like shocking, you know, you can't talk to anybody about it. - Yeah, I mean, as soon as I like left my season, I called my friend and I told him everything. - Oh, I was in the van. - I could not, I was in the van. - I was like, give me the phone. I told the driver, I'm not gonna out that person. And don't you worry, he was driving me home that night. But I literally was like, you're just gonna like keep driving boo. And I called my best friend and I told him everything.

So leaving this season, you're like, I got that. It's a wrap. You got it. What did you think? I was just always afraid that they were going to like, I don't know. Like I just prepared for the best, but I don't know. Expect the worst. Expect the worst. Prepare for the best. Yeah. But I was kind of just expecting to be like, well, let's just have her back at All Stars or like, you know, let's see her again. Yeah. Would you go back?

Yeah, all-stars are winners for sure. I need some time. Yeah. Yeah, I have no more ideas left. Also, where the hell... Who's going to do it? Everyone's like... Where are the outfits at? What outfits at? Where are they? Who do you call? Exactly. Seriously, I mean like... Everyone's taken. Everyone's backed up. Are people calling Jean-Paul Gaultier? Are we going to start sewing for ourselves? Shit. Shit.

I don't think anything that's coming out of my little sewing studio is runway ready. Let's just say that. I mean, I love how they call the all-star girls now. They're like, you know, like you just make some things from your runway. It's like, that's why they're going onto all-stars so they can just have like, so we can have a closet to pick from. I mean, I'm looking at Plastique and God Make in every week and I'm just like,

- Where? How? Who? How? Where? When? How much? - How did you get to answer your phone? - Yeah, exactly. So like you have Balenciaga on speed dial. Like what is the, it's just baffling. It's baffling. I mean, and it's gorgeous. Plastique, I mean, I realized the other day she's quite young, right? I think she's like 25 or 26.

her skin, that beat, it's like, maybe I should just kill myself. Maybe I should just put a gun in my mouth. It is, it's so, I mean, ugh, she's so cunty, bitch. - Cunt. - She's cunty. - It is cunt. - And she will not learn one word of them lyrics.

Can you believe that? There's always one girl. She did it like two or three times. That is wild. Who else was doing the... Who were they reading for not knowing their words or not lip syncing? I forget. It's Kunti. I mean, obviously it's because of the lip syncing for your legacy or whatever is a much different...

situation than lip syncing for your life but like it's just so oh my god it's so the other one sugar sugar was the one who wouldn't know well you know what i think because those girls sugar sugar and spice right yeah they're tick tockers they can't do more than 15 or 45 seconds yes so that's that's the only like they can do 15 second clips or um you know they go i mary i can't i do you tick tock mama

- I... - How's the 40 year old TikTok? - How's the millennial pause? Do you hear the millennial pause? - No, what is that? - So it's that where all the millennials apparently do it and the Gen X or the Gen Zers are all like reading us because you can see us pressing like play and then we're like, "Hey guys, that's the millennial pause." - Got it. - Just like cut it a little. - Okay, fuck.

So this is so crazy. We're old. We're old. I'm an auntie now. Well, actually, I'm a grandmother. Thanks to Carrie. Excuse me. What? No, Carrie's got a child. She's got kids. So Carrie Colby, your child has. Colby. Oh, my God. Not the Colby. It's like a double helix.

Colby. She's got a bunch of them. She's got a brood. She's on some corner. Where does she get them? Where does she acquire these children? What's the process? I don't know. Scoop them up off the ground or what? She's a doll finder. Do you enjoy motherhood? You can't breed the dolls. You can't breed the dolls. Dolls and breed deer. Being

Being a drag mother for people who have no idea what the fuck that is. What is it in a nutshell? In a nutshell, a drag mother is your emotional support gay. Okay. Is she a mentor? She's someone you look up to. Someone who provides solace when your actual family probably has...

disowned you and made you, you know, you just, you know, drag family is really just a place for you to find, uh, to make your own family wherever, whatever that looks like, you know, if it could be just like a bunch of your friends that are just brothers and sisters, it could be like a ball house. It could be a pageant house. Sure. Um, yeah. In Hawaii, it's really big. There's a lot of like drag houses. So is there rivalry between houses in Hawaii? Um, I wouldn't, I wouldn't know. Um,

I remember back in the day, it was like early 2000s. There was a bunch of us, like the head mothers, like my mother, Cassandra Colby, and a couple of the other fierce mothers. They were all sisters and they were all kind of like the house of flawless. And I know we were pretty obnoxious then. How so? Oh, like just walking in and saying, flawless.

like just say what it is annoying we would have like like code we would like color code ourselves like sounds really weird uh we would have like dress codes okay let's all wear black tonight let's all wear pink yeah but it's fun though yeah but it's very exclusionary yeah like i mean clicks are uh they're what is it yeah they're they're yeah exclusionary whatever

But that's just... They're a form of drag. Queer life. But that's like... That's a state of being fierce that you can do when you're younger and you can kind of like... Yeah, get that out of your system. Yeah. Girl, I wish...

I was a drag orphan and still am. Yeah. Oh my God. And it's funny because I'm finding now is like, I age, my makeup application skills are getting better, but the canvas is degrading. So it's like, it's such a sad, horrible thing. It's like, now I can do it over time. I wish I could have, like, if I had the 24 year old skin, like,

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- Who taught you to paint? - Oh, um. - 'Cause we didn't have fucking YouTube. - We did not have YouTube. - We did not have YouTube. - I have my best friend Preston. - Okay. - Who's an amazing makeup artist who, yeah, he would paint, actually he would just paint me all the time. - Okay. - He'd paint me for pageants and whenever he was bored, he would just paint me. So I never really even, I like had to learn how to paint when I moved to Chicago. - Okay. - And I started to work at the Baton. This is when I started doing Continental.

And at the Baton, you do five shows, five nights a week, three shows a night. Okay, okay.

Cabaret style. And you're doing two solos plus opening, closing and middle production. Okay. So let's stack that up. Let's do the 15 times. Each night you're doing 15 numbers, 15 times on stage. Opening, solo, solo, closing. Opening, solo, middle, solo, closing. So five numbers in each show. Yes. Three shows. Three shows in a night. Mary, that already, that is a lot. It's a lot.

I was just talking to Fina about our days back at our bar in Boston. But mama, Saturday was like the, we had five, we did open and closing and then maybe you did three numbers. Yeah. And we did it twice, two shows. That to me was so...

That's also long. That's a lot. Yeah. But that third show was transphobic. That third show I feel like is the essence of evil. It was 8.30, 10.30 and 12.30. That 12.30, sometimes it was like two people. And also most of the time it was just like two people in the audience. And what does the mug look like at 12.30 after two fucking shows? And the wild thing is like...

I remember back in the day, I would hear stories that if you were a new girl, you had to have a character that you had to do. And that had to be your first number out. Okay, so you had to do an illusion. You were also first out after your production because of seniority. So these girls, when you walk in there first, you're in the opening production and you have about when the MC is emceeing, maybe five, seven minutes to get from your little

show girl look into like a full Madonna or Cher like character and be ready to go. But it taught us how to like get in and out of drag really fast. - Yeah, I mean, it's a thing that a lot of the girls who, you know, they get their start on YouTube or TikTok or whatever, they don't have that like, that performance experience that is like that hectic, stressful, make it work. You know, I mean, there was always, do you know Misery? Do you know Misery in Boston?

I'm familiar with Miss Noggin. She was like known for arriving sometimes so late, but she always made it out on stage. There's always our girl. But like the overture is playing. She's coming in. No makeup on.

And then in like, you know, literally three minutes she comes out all beat. I'm like, what the fuck? There are a few of those girls that could do that. That's not, I can't do that. That's too much stress. No, I need like a good, I need some time. Yeah, feel the fantasy. Yes. But that's the thing. I did not know how to paint and I was working

working with girls who would come in a half an hour before the show started and they could just get painted so fast and i'm like can i just get a brow on and then i would add on as i go so by that third show the face was complete it was ricky raccoon yeah finally um so yeah we need to talk about something

These fucking ponytails, bitch. Mama, you need to strangle somebody to death with that ponytail. You know what I see? I see you whipping it and then it just like wraps around some man's neck and it just like fucking Sindel him across the fucking. Yeah. It's cunty. Thank you so much. I fucking love. My ultimate favorite drag look is this kind of top long ponytail with a clip on bang. Ooh.

Ooh. Love that shit. I love that. Like space Barbarella. Yeah. I love that. I could never do it because I have no hair. But like... But Fina could whip you up a lovely skull cap. Because a lot of the girls, a lot of the drag queens who don't have a snatch, they're doing the skull cap thing.

With like a bun on top and then just add my pony on. No, skullcap, that's just like a tight wig. Like you know how you'll do a snatch ponytail updo kind of thing. Yeah, but I mean, yeah. Yeah. But they're so like, I mean, to really like... Snatch. Yeah. How do you secure it? It's really easy. It's just two combs and a drawstring. And you put one little...

one little pin, wrap it around and it stays in. It's really lightweight. I usually like for drag race, I hand sewed mine. Oh shit. Like out of wefts of hair and it was heavy and human and I had a bit of a little like,

One of those pony bald spots from all of that from last year. And I really wanted to avoid that for other people. Yeah. Snatching the hair back is so tough on the hairline and the scalp and all that shit. Yeah. You got blonde colors? We do. We have 10 colors in our 28-inch hair.

And then we have a 36 inch. Now that's very good. 36 inches. That's very interesting to me. I'm going to be completely transparent. This is two 28 inches. So I have like. That's 28? Yeah. I have one here and then I just have one clip to the bottom. So the 36. To make it a little longer. Okay.

Because we only have four colors for our longer length, which is more of an ombre. Okay. So you can kind of play like if you have darker hair, you could have like a little blonder tips. But we have four of those colors. It's our most sold colors. That's why we made them in those. Yes. But they're really like full. Okay. The longer ones. Oh, that shit. Yeah. Would you have blonde? No.

We do have some blondes. Yes, we have some blondes. I'm going to give a couple of blondes. Yeah. You are like, it is so, to be a fag, to be gay and to see you

fucking whip your ponytail on stage at drag race it is like it definitely is a superhero vibe you know honestly it's like it's very like um it's like street fighter meets you know barbarella meets like wonder woman meets kitten with the whip yeah like um you know it's like it's so fucking it's just cunty it does it gives power do you feel like um

Do you ever like struggle to locate the cutness when you perform? TBH, I mean, you know, I have to find the liquid courage or the little ganja courage to find that little character moment. But I am also a Leo and the youngest of seven. So I kind of am a ham. And I like really enjoy it. But as soon as I get on stage, it's like...

Your captain. It's everything right before that. Yeah. I mean, I was watching a clip of Madonna who's like,

she's like um you know sometimes i don't want to go on the stage but there's 20 000 people out there you know and like and you know for at a very smaller level a much smaller level i've experienced that but like yeah once you get out on stage it's like shabbat and it's i was just actually telling a bunch of my friends i was like because you know people ask how how is it how's the rain how's life how's being blessed and it is a blessing

Did you say, how's the rain? How's the rain? Like, how's my rain? Oh, okay. Not the rain. How's the weather? What's the dew point? How's the rain? This is where the rain would fall on us. It would be weird if we just slimed you for some reason. Did you see that clip of Katy Perry getting slimed? Yes. That is...

That was not right. It looked painful. Painful. Like it could have like blinded her. Yeah. It could have blinded her for good. Yeah.

That was crazy. It was wild. What would you, what would you have done if that was you? As of like emerging pop star? I think she was established at that point for sure. I don't know. I mean, you had to sign something that said that you please get slimes. Yeah. But what would you do in that moment? Would you, I mean, I would fucking, I would beat somebody up.

I would turn into the Hulk. Yeah, absolutely beat somebody up. I would raise a mighty sequoia. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Who is responsible for the pressure on that slime? Yeah. You're getting beat down. Why is the spring so springy? Why was the spring springy? Yeah. It could have been a light, gentle mist. I mean, I remember when it was just like a... Gravity had to blame. Yeah, you just... Bucket. Yeah, bucket over your head. It's just whatever. That thing was...

- It was literally like a confetti cannon. - Yeah. - Or like a t-shirt cannon. - Or like a catapult. - Yeah. - With a pile. - With a pile. Bam. - Wow. - But the real impressive thing, that blue wig. - Mama. - Stayed on. - Stayed on. That would have been a real, real gag. A real, real gag. - Aw. She knew. She knew. - She knew. - She knew. Who's, out of all the pop girlies out on the stage these days, who's your favorite?

Once again, I'm old. So, I don't know. I don't know. I only know Sabrina Carpenter. I love you, Sabrina Carpenter. Actually, I'm loving me some Chaperone. I know her too. There's also...

Those are the two main big ones right now. They're the big ones right now. Tate McCray is great. Oh yeah. I don't know what she does, but I'm sure it's great. But you know what I'm loving like right now? I'm loving Billie's new album. I've been loving her new album. Mary, that girl is so fucking talented. Yeah, I think that was like one of the best albums that came out last year. She's so fucking cut. Yeah. I have some stupid questions that I want to just do like a little rapid fire thing if you don't mind. Great.

I'm prepared. Okay, so if you can only perform three songs for the rest of your career, what would they be? Just three. Three what I want to hear for the rest of my very short career. Oh, come on. Maybe like probably Love Sensation by Lolita Adam. I mean, Lolita Holloway. Okay. Love Sensation, disco song. Okay. What gets me in them?

This is like, it's a hard one. It's yeah. It's not easy. I would do carwash hot. And it's, I think I, it's okay that like, whenever I listened to that song, I just get in at least 10% better, at least always a little bit better. I could listen to it every day. What's her name? Sherilyn to be real. Gets me that. There you go. Yeah. It like gets me activated. That's a good activation song. Yeah. Activation. Yeah. And one more last one.

What's your closing number? Oh, gosh. But you know, it's actually my brunch number. Okay. The one that I could do at any brunch. Every age range would know. It's Don't Walk Away by Total. Okay. And everyone just hears that song, like, and they sing along to it. How does that go? I'm not going to sing right now. No. I didn't do my vocals. I don't even know. I'll have to look it up later. I can't think of it in my head. Don't walk away.

- Stage fright. - Okay. What's the best city in the US to perform in? - Best city in the US to perform in? - Funnest town in the states. - Funnest towns? To be honest, it's like a toss up between like the two queerest cities I feel like. Brooklyn and San Francisco. They just give me such queer like crazy vibes.

like what is going on? Like, like I love that this is art. Like it gives me drag. Yeah. Yeah. It's intense. It's intense. And there's points of views that I've never seen before. Yes. Okay. And then let's see. What is the weirdest fan gift you've ever received? Well, two days ago, Seattle. Okay.

You know, they give us those bracelets, you know? Yeah. Yeah. And I just have tons of those bracelets. And so this one fan came up to me and she's like, you know, I always give bracelets, but everyone started doing that. So I wanted to be unique. So I just went on Amazon and bought a bulk of pigs. And it was these little hard...

They look like they could have been gummy pigs, but she just started like giving me pigs like in the middle of pride, like on top of the table next to my- Just loose pigs? Loose pigs. Loose pigs. Rolling around. Not strung together or anything? No, not strung together. And yeah, just like went on Alibaba.

You bought 5,000 pigs. And you're like, I'm going to be known. And look, now she's on fucking bald and beautiful. She made it. That's some pig. Pigs everywhere. I was just handing them to my friends. And every once in a while, they would just be like, come

Like my own friends would be like, just give me one of these pigs. It is so crazy. I mean, the fans be wilding out like often and hard and like, I mean, they're, they're amping up. They're trying to figure out what will get me remembered. Yeah. Fuck. Um,

May I ask you something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How are we about the trauma jumping during meet and greets? Oh, how's that? Okay. So let me, we'll do a little, we'll do a role play. You're me and I'm a fan. Okay. And this is not, honestly, this is not, I don't, I don't mean to poke fun. Yes. I sincerely mean this. I don't mean to like, you know, be a bitch or, you know, whatever, but it's just a, at this point,

It's so remarkably interesting. It is very interesting. I'm not perturbed by it. I'm not weirded out by it. I'm just interested in it because it's been happening for so long. Yeah, you all have like years. It's like, hey, I had stage four, not Hodgkin's lymphoma, but you put on a wig and I feel great.

- That kind of thing. Or like, I was like, "Hey, so my whole family was murdered, but while the police were conducting the investigation, they let us watch 'Ugh' at the..." It's always something like I had the most

debilitating tragedy and we are the like we were the very thin thread like connecting you to this earthly plane girl who are you telling

literally like i'm always laugh i'm like i'm the reason why then why do i feel like i want to die right now i don't know i'm your reason for living yet i want to die mama that's the ultimate exquisite irony of the whole situation it's like especially like when they're like they come up to me like hey like your sobriety is so inspiring you help me get through this and i'm like you know

And then at that moment, I'm like, I need literally two, like just two milliseconds away from just jumping in a whole pile of pills or whatever. You know, it's such a fucking crazy phenomenon. I think there was, um, fuck. There was like, sometimes though, I did get the sense that, um,

may not be telling. Yeah. Maybe half truth. Which I don't love that. Yeah. I don't love that. I don't love that. Cause I mean, if that's the case that you need to really go for it. Yeah. Mama didn't tell me a story. Give me a picture. It's like,

My mom, like, so my mom was beheaded on a Ferris wheel and the head like dropped into my lap and started talking and it said, Katja. Yeah. Yeah. Katja's previous life was Cleopatra. You must go to her meet and greet, whatever, something like that. You know, I, yeah, I don't know. It's like, uh, it's, it's wild, but also the first thing. Yeah. It's like, there's no high hello. No, it's, it's, I had cancer or it's, or I had cancer. It's a, you know, it's a like,

Yeah. And like, they're doing that tippy toe. Like, like, like they're going to wake the people downstairs up. Oh yeah. That's always fun. Or don't, I love it when they're like, I thought of so many things to tell you, but I can't think of one right now. Like perfect sugar smile. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, you know, I got a great, I got a great one. How about, I love you. Let's try that. Yeah. It's funny. It is. I never considered myself somebody who would have the ability or the, or the, um, the, um,

with that kind of interpersonal relationship. It's such a strange thing. It is. But it's like, I know that it's coming. You know, meet and greet is coming. So I'm ready. Okay, let's do it. Like, let me get the things that I need in order to receive all this. I'm big on energy rinses.

Talk about it. Like, like literally just like a voice. Like I've like, you know, a bit of an empath. Yeah. And sometimes you go after, you know, I guess you're like pretty alone most of the time at the gigs. Are you like, you're on the airplane alone. You're at the airport alone. You're at your hotel alone. Then you get picked up and you have three hours of all this energy like towards you and then zoom, you're out by yourself again. And then you're like, why am I so sad? Like, Oh, maybe it could be because of all the trauma dumping. Yeah. So like, I'm a big,

believer in like energy rinses. Just like, even like, just like, just get in the shower and rinse it off, you know? - Or like, I think of it as like just recharging a social battery. - Yes. - You know, because I mean, it is true, like regardless of the trauma dumping, the meeting where you're doing, you are doing a- - Which is mostly like a lot of love. Like there's some trauma dumping, but so much like love. - But you are giving energy. - But how can I save that for when I'm really insecure, like, or I'm having a really hard trans day, where can I lock that up?

And if I'm feeling unaffirmed, can I really like use that later? Cause you can only absorb so much at that point. Oh yeah, absolutely. Like if, I mean, it's such a luxurious position to be in, but at the same time it's tricky because yeah, you have all these people saying, I love you. I love you. I love you. But my fucking brain, they're wrong. They're wrong. They're crazy. They, you know, it's a scam. I'm a fraud, whatever. I'm always like, if you, if you only knew.

If you only knew that this two hours ago did not look like this. It was pretty like touch and go for a while. Yeah, but it's true about the like when you...

meet a hundred people. There was one time in Brazil, I think I met 300 people. It was, it's a kind of exhausting that you can't describe to anybody. And also, I don't want to sound ungrateful. Well, you can't describe it because it was probably in Portuguese. Hello. Thank you. Also, yeah, in the way that they love, mama, they love the most. Oh, I can't wait. I mean, neither. Oh, girl.

August. We're going to be there in August. You are going to, they're going to, they're going to clench their claws on your pussy and they're not going to let go. They are going to, you're mama. You were, you were going to get fucking skied it on and sprayed and squat. Oh man.

You know, come November, I might have to just move there. Brazil's like no other place. Yeah. Oh yeah. You are going to love it. The fans are just out of control. Amazing. Yeah. There's always so much fan, uh,

Like DMs. Yeah. Come to Brazil. Come to Brazil. Queen of my ass. Queen of my ass. In Brazil. Yeah. So mother, mother, she's shitting in the mother toilet again. So it's, I'm so glad you're almost 40 because I, I, I think we have, we share the same sort of like, maybe I just learned what brain rot is.

Do you know what brain rot is? I feel like I have it. It's like, I think it's like a video game thing. Actually, we should go into it. It's so fucking weird. But I just, I recently discovered like a new sort of niche of language online that I have no idea what it is. And that was the absolute period punctuation mark on I am old. Yeah. I'm an old bitch. And there's some things I just will not understand. Yeah. Yeah.

All the Twitch names. We're like, yeah. Hey, Riz Lord. We're going to go. We're going to go like mung dive my grandma in Ohio. It's like all this weird. I don't get it. It's so bizarre to me. It's crazy. Would you please tell the children where they can purchase one of these fabulous ponytails that you're wearing? Oh, sure. You can actually purchase your lovely Sasha Colby ponytails.

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and 36 inch in about four amazing ombre colors. So if you're ready to, if you're ready to, you know, take the leap and get snatched and be a full fledged woman, catch you one of these fucking, there's, you look so cunty. It's so fierce. Where else can the people find you online?

- You can find me on, I think everything. - What do you prefer? What are you most active on? - I'm an Instagrammer. - Just @sashacoleman. - Do you have a Finsta? - What? - No. - No, okay. - I have a thread, never use it. - Yeah, I've never even opened that. - I mean, the last time I had like literally looked at a thread was probably workroom drag race. - Oh God, it's crazy. - Design challenge. Then I put it down.

Too many new things. Too many new things. Yeah. Instagram. Yeah. It's actually Colby. All right. Well, thank you so much for coming. You are a goddess. You're a legend. You are a diva among dolls. Yay. And you can't read the doll. You can't read the doll because, well, we're all illiterate. I mean, well, one. Yeah. And that's why we need all these letters. Yeah.

Wait, last thing. Who's your pick for all-stars to win? Current season. You know the one. Oh, yeah. The good one. Yeah, she's great. She's just like herself. All right, you heard it here first. Thank you so much. You're the best.

Okay, bye. Bye. Bye.