cover of episode Joel Kim Booster's Atlantis Cruise Matinée Nightmare (Part 2) with Katya

Joel Kim Booster's Atlantis Cruise Matinée Nightmare (Part 2) with Katya

2024/10/22
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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

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It's the 4th day of your all-gay Atlantis Cruise. You just left the Bahamas and the bed of a sexy Nassau scuba instructor. You're tired. You're hungover. Your stomach is full of rum, waffles, and passionfruit-flavored lube. The hot Caribbean sun is baking your pale-ass to a crisp. Do you know what you need? You need to go directly to your cabin, drink a bottle of Pedialyte, and take a 4-hour nap. But do you listen to me? Of course not. What do you do instead? You attend Joel Kim Booster's twenty-minute stand-up set about being a hot gay man having sex with other hot gay men, and heckle the hell out of him whilst spilling a bottomless mimosa all over your brand-new pink floral swim trunks.

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