cover of episode It's a Tumescent Holiday Miracle! with Trixie and Katya

It's a Tumescent Holiday Miracle! with Trixie and Katya

2023/12/12
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The episode discusses the rare condition 'Merry Malady' and its humorous side effects, including dry mouth and unexpected dating propositions.

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As the holiday season rapidly ascends to the apex of yuletide cheer, you may find yourself experiencing a warm, tingly sensation deep within your abdomen. It's a condition known as "Merry Malady" and it affects .000001 % of the population. Side effects include dry mouth, erotic internet searches containing the phrase "Candy Cane," consumption of Trimix-spiked eggnog, and unexpected dating propositions in local big-box retail stores. Nine out of ten doctors agree that taking 70mg daily of Noëlvy will lessen the likelihood of experiencing E-E-S (embarrassing erectile syndrome) when overcome with holiday cheer. For this holiday and every holiday, take Noëlvy and avoid a rigidity disaster.

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