How to Successfully Converse with Gen Alpha with Trixie and Katya
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Excuse me. Excuse your whore mouth. Do you have an Apple watch? Don't you find those to be like, don't you find those to be like too? I don't know. Think about even the garden. Did she like the Apple? I think we all know what that means. I've been really into God, super into God.

I'm going away for three months to a Bible camp. What about a Bible thumper? What about a good old-fashioned fucking sixth grade, like cargo shorts, Bible in the shorts pocket, have you heard the news?

I love, well, I love, I love thumping the Bible. Love it. Like what is it? You beat it against a rock. No books here. Okay. But you know, they just got like, they're just thumping. Thumping. Let's get it thumping. You take the Bible and you fucking, there's a, and you get really into it. I am obsessed with people going down to the river. Nose plug.

And now you're saved. Love. Excuse me. That isn't even a holy candle to the Orthodox baptisms where those bearded fucking priests take the baby by the feet and go dunk. Love that. Dunk. How do they not die? Well, you gotta teach babies to swim young. That is important. They literally go...

No, it's Dunkaroos. It's crazy. That's Bible Dunkin'. If I had a church, we would have a cheese fondue. And we take the baby's little feet. We dip it in. We suck the cheese off and we go home. Would that... Wait. Would a cheese and a chocolate fondue burn you? Not if you're pure of heart. It burns the sinner babies. Sinner babies. Is it hot? Is it hot? I mean...

Is it hot? Is the cheese hot? Is the cheese hot? Yeah. Is it burning hot? It's not boiling. So if you threw a cheese fondue at someone, would it burn them? Can I say that I'm not classy enough to ever have experienced fondue, so I don't know. I'm going to argue that fondue is nothing. I think it's elegant.

Really? I thought it was trashy. In the comeback, when Lisa Kudrow's having the premiere of her show, she has a fondue fountain in her house. And what do you do? You fucking stick shit in there? So I think if it's a chocolate fondue fountain, you have like strawberries, you have banana pieces, you dip it, you chomp, you dip it, you chomp. I don't like any of that. But you don't like chocolate or cheese? I like chocolate. I don't like cheese. But I don't like strawberries with chocolate. Okay, I love that. You do? I love that. What do you dip it in a chocolate fondue?

Well, I've never done it. Graham crackers. That sounds great. Banana pieces. Strawberries. Raspberries. Perhaps... Marshmallows. Marshmallow. Marshmallow. A marshmallow. What about Plastique pulling those marshmallows out of her thing and cooking them on her boobs? What are you... Oh, that has an air gift. We... Okay, okay. Are you sure? Yeah. Okay. So wait, I subbed for you on the pit stop. Yes, I was...

sick ill which really concerned me actually because it sucked can i say what the first thing that i thought came to my mind well i called you but you didn't answer i thought someone i thought there was a death that's someone i thought there was a death yeah i i didn't think you died but i thought there was somebody very close to you died and why can't you consider that i would die because i feel like somebody would have told me right she can't come to work she's

She just can't come to work. And then I find out a week later, she's dead. That tells you how sick I was. Not even calling you and giving a heads up was on my top. I just was on the couch. I thought something very wrong was happening. It was wrong. Diarrhea, coughing, fevers, 101.8. The nurse came to the house and said, if it hits 102, you might want to go to the hospital. It was so bad.

so that's terrible but i have something that's even worse what this thing under my fingernail oh no can you tell me what that is i can what is it is your fingernail i don't know it hurts really bad it's jammed under there yeah it hurts so bad what's the game plan here i wait it out i think you gotta fish it out with a stick pin

It's very country, but I always think like you can just do your own surgery. That's what I was. I looked online and it said I could do that, but I don't want to like stab the flesh of the underside of the. You like bath? I tried that. Hot, hot bath. Yeah. I tried submerging the hand. I was like, oh, it'll just like come out. It didn't work. Damn. Yeah. It really crippled me that day during my makeup. I was one hand. I thank God it was my left hand. How'd it turn out?

- What? - Did it turn out okay, the makeup? - Oh, it was great. - Well. - I was just being dramatic. - Oh, okay. Well, we'll see you on camera with Bob.

You're good. You're good. That being said, I was so happy Bob called me and said, Trixie, I'm sorry you're sick. I'm doing the pit stop tomorrow. And I was so happy because I felt bad because we tried to get you on this season and last season three times total. Yeah, it was fun. It was fun. It was fun. Bob was a hoot. He showed up. It was very like, hey, can you come now? Like he shaved there and then he put on.

I hope he doesn't get mad at me, but he put on an outfit that was like... It was... It was... It was nice, but...

It was nice, but... Well, I mean, I don't really know what his drag looks like these days, to be quite honest. I mean, he came in to do this pod, and he showed up in a large suit that didn't fit with gold earrings on, like gold grandma earrings. Good for her. And I know!

He's like, I know this suit doesn't fit. I lost a lot of weight, but at least I have these earrings. It's just so fucking weird. But the great thing about a suit that once it gets way too big for you, then it's fashion. It was on the way, but it wasn't quite Diane Keaton yet. You know what I mean? It wasn't like over, you know, it wasn't like, it wasn't like oversized, like New York moment kind of thing. Right. But he's like sitting there. I got, I got a moment to pick with those pit stop people. God damn. That set is uncomfortable. Yeah.

Those fucking stools. Give me a break. It's tough. Those are long days. You're perched. Well, it was only one episode. So that was fine. I heard you guys had a late start. Because we only did one episode. Would I do that shit? That's what they said. I'm in there and make up at 9 in the morning. That's what they said. Do you know my pickup time to get to the studio out of drag was 9.45 a.m. Cunty. Super cunty. I feel like that's the only way they knew I would do it.

A hundred percent. Do you know that I did one a day with Jan and I still had to be there early? They still made us come so early. So for you, I bet they kind of tempered their expectation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Bob showed up and he wore like, I mean, not that I was a great beauty by any means. Right. We're going to roll the tapes here. Because me and Andrew had worked all day the previous day on this outfit that

I just didn't finish. I had to put a zipper in it, fucked it up totally. And so I had to just wear something I wore the other day, but I thought it looked lovely. And Bob had a cat suit on like a performance outfit. And it's always funny in those, those, uh, context to wear a performance outfit. Sure. It's kind of weird. It's weird to sit and wear like a one on cat suit. Yeah. Like he was wearing a sequined, um, like literally a number outfit and I would have for a number and this wig. Yeah.

She had a wig on, huh? Yeah. Pulled out this wig. She was like, Fina, can you do something to this? And it was, it was, it was so fun though. It takes a village. Yeah. I felt so bad, but you know, I, I had to fucking DJ Evita Saturday. And I mean, the pool party. Yes. Where people like having sex. I need to talk to you. Where people having sex. I need a witness. I agreed to do it. It was in Malibu. Oh,

Day comes and I go, oh, it's normally in Hollywood. It's normally in Hollywood. It's normally 10 minutes from this studio, five minutes. Can't go far. We're here. The night before, Mateo goes, it's in Malibu. I go, how am I going to get there? He was like, I don't know. So I messaged the group chat. I go, is there a ride situation? They were like, can you get a ride? And I said, with whom? With God? With God? Catch a trade wind? Fuck. Help I end up with some pirates? Did you have to Uber to Malibu?

I got a car service. Okay. So I kind of splurged on, I don't even know what I was getting paid, but I splurged on the car. So I had to ride. Yeah. Baby. Well, you had to go and drag, right? No. Oh, it was too hot. Oh, yes. So,

Girl, I get there and they go, this is the gate. And they go, oh, you're not allowed to enter from here. You have to go down the street to this lot where this shuttle's going to pick you up. And I go, but the car dropped me off at the car is leaving. I'm here now. And they're like, but we can't let you in. You need to go back down the street, get on the shuttle. The DJ, you're the DJ. You're the DJ. Are you the DJ? But I'm here. And they were like, but you have to get back in the car.

I said, but the car's leaving. I'm dropped off. My body's here. The car's leaving. And he was like, no, you need to get in the car, go and ride the shuttle here. So then I'm waiting for the shuttle at a bus stop with a bunch of fucking gay people, people in like shitty, like crop tops and stuff, you know, I'm sitting there waiting, waiting, waiting. And then they're loading up this van and this guy's going, we got one more. We got one more. Is there one more? We just need one more. We got a seat for one more. I said, who the fuck came out to Malibu alone?

Drive the bus. Single rider. Drive the bus. Single rider. Single rider to Malibu. Who the fuck came out here alone? You're on the bus to Malibu? To Malibu. You're working there. And I get in the shuttle right down the street. Shuttle full of homosexuals. The Trail of Queers. Thank you. God. I get there. I go in. Love it. Love it. Everybody's so nice. It's a great party. The Evita Summer Party is so fun. Okay.

And it's normally in a mansion. This time it's a mansion in Malibu. So it's like looking on the ocean. Gay, gay, gay. Amanda Lepore is booked. And you know, I goon for that. Is she on the bus? Probably. Amanda Lepore had to get the bus. That's what I heard. Is the bus still running? Hi. Hi. Super one. Great.

She gets on the bus with nine people. She's driving the bus. She is the bus. Everyone's just riding on her back. Buckle up, everyone. We're going to the pool party. So we go to the pool party. I DJ my little one hour. So fun. So easy. So cool. I love my music. I picked. And where are you playing for the gay people? Well, I did some of my set that I did for Dolce & Gabbana the week before in Italy. So I kind of like pulled that shit and did it there. And it was really fun. Fun, fun, fun. And you know, our DJing, by the time you get in your groove, it's over. Love that.

But all day I'm not feeling good. Start the day with three diarrheas. Take the car to Malibu holding the clenching. Give me one diarrhea and I'll thaw off my leg. Then I do my DJ set and I'm wearing a tank top. No, I'm wearing a white Fiorecci t-shirt with shorts with no underwear. So if I did have diarrhea, it's just so the whole time I'm DJing, I look loose and fun, but it is the death clench. It is a witch's cold grasp on the whole.

beckoning. It says, please stay close. You know what I mean? It's, it's, it's don't, I hear you knocking. It was wild. So then I get in the fucking, the Uber or the car home, the car service home. They pick me up down the street. Cause I can't even leave out of that door. What is with this fucking door? It was not the tea. What is this? Whose house was this?

- Was it a rented, was it Mary J. Blige's abandoned mansion? - The hateration and the holleration and the dancer. - It was Mary J. Blige's $60 million abandoned mansion with graffiti in it. - So I ride all the way back to LA. - Okay. - An hour and a half, two hours. - Hour and a half, two hours. - Try not to puke, try not to diarrhea. - Try not to blow ass in the car. - And I actually fall asleep and sleep for, I think, two days. Because I got so sick, the fever was so fierce.

So then it's Sunday. I'm supposed to do Hot Dog Sundays. No more ideas at El Cid. God. And I have to cancel. And I feel so bad. But again,

Diarrhea waits for no one. Do you want to do it at home or go do it at a club in front of people? And there's nothing like burning the shit out of your asshole. Literally. Yeah. It was almost like God made up a decision for me. There was no way for me to be like, can I push through? You can't push through. No. Unless you have a maxi pad the size of a roll of paper towel that's going to soak up fecal water. You're going to be corked. Girl. You're going to be corked. I need them to get a plumber with a snake, put it

it up my ass and run it on full speed the whole time I'm DJing for a four hour show. You just have a shop vac connected. Yes. Or one of those vacuums in the UK with the nose and the two eyeballs. You know those vacuums in the UK that have a face on them? No, I don't. Okay, let's take a break. Bye.

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I got the Dyson Pet Pro. Mama. I don't have pets, but I don't fuck with it. Mama. Let me tell you something. If I can't pick up furniture with my vacuum, I don't need it. I got something that's going to take the... We're talking cage matches of vacuums. Yeah. My vacuum will fuck yours up. No question. What kind is it? It's a Mila. M-I-E. Who knows?

My god, Mila Kunis goes around your apartment and sucks debris off the floor That's horrible I meant it like a vacuum they're gonna click a Hoover like a Hoover she speaks Russian The she does really yeah. Yeah, she's Mila is such a beautiful name. Yeah, she's so she's so if your name's Milly or hot bitch I think yeah, and if you're a vacuum you suck the shit out of anything tea it's but it's a bag though and

Oh, so the, the, the big compromise that people have to make. And it's, if you go to Beverly, it's not in Beverly Hills. It's in, it's in West Hollywood on the way to Beverly Hills, like by past Robertson on Santa Monica. It's like Brentwood. We're OJ. Always go to Brentwood. Who the fuck wants to live over there? Girl.

Back to the vacuum store. Yeah. So you go in, they give you a little demonstration. They pour a bunch of kitty litter or like, yeah, I think it was like kitty litter on the floor or kitty porn. They drop a bunch of flash drives of kitty porn on the floor. And if you don't, if you don't suck them all up, you get arrested. Yeah.

Do you know about that shit? Shut up! Do you know about that shit? Kitty porn? Oh. Dude, do you know about that shit? That big news item while I was fucking in Seattle humiliating myself at Gay Pride was the Austin Wolf who is a... Yes, I know. Yeah, got nabbed for like child... Like having troves and troves of fucking very...

horrifying. Like can I, I saw some of the descriptions, the ages, some of the descriptions. And I was like, yeah, 17 is children. 10 is children. Everything's children. Okay. These, what they had described in some of these things was things that should not happen ever. Nevermind beef videotaped and shared. You know what I mean? It's just like skin calling. Like, can I just say I was Googling to that? I worry that, uh,

Okay, what makes pedophiles happen, right? People happen to become pedophiles not by choice. They are attracted to children. How do we as a society actually help these people and prevent these things from happening? Or rehabilitate people? What is that like? I don't know. I don't know either. And I know that... Yeah, line them up and shoot them. It's not compassionate. Do you know what I mean? No, I know. I wish there was a way people could be like, oh, I'm having these thoughts and feelings. I should seek help. Right. And also, if they're... But I think...

Maybe I'm wrong, but I, and I think that there's maybe too broad of, um, of a too broad a scope of behaviors that would label someone a sex offender or, or put them on the sex offender registry. Like, um,

like this for example is pretty extreme we're like actually doing something that this person had in these videos like would be like yikes your life in prison or whatever yeah but then like something that is less intense i don't know it's just don't for example creating kiddie porn versus owning it obviously those are different level offenses yes right right right right yeah i just wish there was more um i just when these situations i'm always like

how did we get from this person being born to committing this totally harmful crime? And how can--

How can we intervene before the crime, before the, you know what I mean? Help people somehow. I don't know. - I know, I always think about that scene in Spotlight where like, I think it was like Amy Adams, no, Rachel, I don't know, Rachel McAdams, I think it was like, they were investigating the church scandal in Boston in the year 2000 or around that time. And she goes to the residence of one of the priests and she's like, did you, basically ask them point blank, did you like, did you molest these children? It's like, yeah, of course.

And he just says, yes. He was like, of course it did happen to me. He was just like, oh yeah. I mean, I didn't want to even like that. It was like so fucked up. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well back to vacuuming. Thank God. This vacuum literally. So the, with the Dyson, the tantalizing seduction of the Dyson, of course, no bag.

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They just don't work as well. When I decided to get this thing, very expensive. It was a big adjustment going back to the cord in the bag. But let me tell you, that floor. It's fierce. It's fucking fierce. You cleaned your own house. I cleaned the other one because it was really small. Right. And I...

I'm having cleaners come over to this, my new place for the first time. And I have to do the pre-clean before the clean. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yes. And I know that's so bougie, so bougie, like, Oh, I have a cleaners over, but like, you know, it's not really like, it's not, I realized it's like, don't be a hero and like struggle to clean your own place. If you don't, if you're depressed or you don't have the time or if you're busy, you know what I mean? Or filthy. Yeah.

Or won't do it yourself. Or lazy or a piece of shit. Or just don't know what dirty is. Have you ever been to someone's house? Oh my God. I remember this one guy I hooked up with once. This one guy I hooked up with once. I walked in and I felt like I could smell his mattress from the front door. And he led me into the bedroom. And I was like, oh, so we just don't wash bedding in this home. And not to mention you look nothing like your daughter. So I was like. What did you do? Did you make a graceful exit?

You know, I sort of tried to be like, well, you know, not so many having a clean house. Okay. And I couldn't get over the hump of it. I was like the really dirty apartment smell, the apartment bedroom smell. There's a smell. Yeah. Like a stuffy, like old mattressy, old blanket, matted blanket, grandpa Joe's bed rot kind of vibe. Piss.

aunt georgina's piss puddle in bed where the jars of piss at least arranged in a in a color kind of viscosity i mean i went listen i went into the basement apartment of a person very attractive to all never been to this place before very attractive very attractive very put together had a great job

Just like on paper, I was like, this person is like, comes from money. They have, they're very attractive. Always will. Whereas designer clothes, it was, it was unimaginable. No, it was, it was, it was a garden level basement apartment basement. That's hard. No light. Yeah. It's hard anyway. Cause it's not, not well lit. There was food everywhere. All of the floor, cat shit everywhere over the floor. There was trash. It was trash.

It was, it looked like, um, it kind of looked like a crack house. The basement in Ma. Oh no. That looked like the Sistine Chapel compared to this. It was like, it was truly, truly shocking. And I didn't want, and I didn't want to spend more than three or four seconds in there. It was like, it was just scary. It was actually scary. Do you think Octavia Spencer likes Ma? I hope she does.

I hope she does too. There's no movie like it. It's very camp. It is. I'm sure she knew what she was doing when they put that wig on her. Yeah. Yeah.

What a fun wig. Love it. Fun wig. Yeah. I just love a dog blood transfusion. Yeah, of course. When she hit Missy Piles with the car. Girl. That was really fierce. I love the iron on the skin. There's a lot of things that's great about it. I remember the iron on the skin. I remember at the end when she paints the one guy white. Oh, yeah. Irons the guy. Oh, yeah. I remember she sews the lips up. When she has the gun and makes the teenage boy take off his clothes. Oh, I know. He's got a great butt, though. That teenager? Yeah. Shut up, pedo. There you go.

There you go. That's so sad. I feel just sad, not sad for, sad for the situation, the idea of, and the production of, possession of, and forwarding of child sex crimes. Yeah, it's wild. It's horrible. Yeah, it's like really, really skin crawling. But you know what? And also the, what's interesting is that

because I know a lot of people who do porn professionally. There's a lot of people in his orbit who I think are receiving or being scrutinized or like being attacked and like, of course you knew about this. You've like...

I mean, and I don't think that's necessarily true. You literally could have smut films killing people on your computer. How would I know that? Listen, and yeah, I was thinking about it. I was like, no. I mean, for someone like me who tells everybody everything, I still have secrets. Not bad ones, but there are still things that I do not tell. Right. You know what I mean? It is perfectly possible, I think, for a person to have a very, very dark secret that they don't tell anybody. Right. Besides the people that they're, you know. Right.

Right. Canoodling within that gross sort of dark underworld. But I don't think... Yeah, it's just so crazy. I feel lucky that what I'm naturally attracted to is not punishable by law. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I like adults having sex with adults. Yeah. Well, I can't imagine...

I don't know what those people's interior conversations on how they, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know either. I mean, I also don't know about it. This is certainly not a crime, but it's, it's interesting is that the, that clip that went around about the guy who's like dating a guy who's like, I think he's like 90 and it's, it's there on, he's been on silver daddies, which is like a, you know, looking for mature men. Yeah. And he like wants a 95 year old, but he wouldn't go for that because he doesn't have a lot of time left.

Isn't that fascinating? Because he wants a real relationship. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's like his... Maybe he can get like a Mrs. Doubtfire boyfriend who will cosplay old. Alexis Stone. Six Flags guy, like a man, sort of...

Me. For sure you. I have three different ones. You think you can pass the 90? In that mask, absolutely. Oh, those masks. Yeah. Oh, you thought it was just me? Yes. Oh, it's just me. And also, your dick is already so wrinkly. Yeah, it never gets hard. And those wiry pubes. Stick straight. Rillow pad. Oh my God. Almost conceals the whole thing. A stick pin going out of your pubes.

pubes. I hate that word. I hate it. Pubie Wilson. Oh, I hate it. I hate that expression. And I also hate the, and I hate the, the, the sort of correct term pubic hair. I don't know. There's something about pubic. I don't like it. I don't like it. I hate pubes. I hate the word. It's so, yeah. What about, I hate pubes. I hate panties. I,

Panties is pretty rough. Yeah. Panties is so fucking weird. Panty check is different than panties. I have a huge issue with bussy. Bussy is unacceptable. Yeah. And that's verging on a sex crime. I think that. What about James Bond and Octobussy? Jane gum and Octobussy. Jane gum and Octobussy. Octobussy. Octobussy of eight buttholes.

Eight pussy asses. You know, what about pussy ass? What would you rather? You're a pussy ass. What is that? What would you rather? Would you rather have some fucking similarly aged gay man lover say, yeah, whatever they say. I don't know. Fuck that. What do they say? What would you say? Gay men? What would they say? Like, fuck my butt? Like, what? Like, what do they say? What do they say? Like, are they having sex?

Who's gay? Gay guys. I don't talk. I don't do that shit. I don't do that gay guy shit. What did they say? Fuck my butt? Who's gay? Gay guys. Gay guys. What the fuck? I don't do that. I think they say like. I don't do that shit. I think they say like. I think hole is probably more. Fuck my hole. Okay. I don't think it's fuck my butt. That's so whack.

Oh, fuck my butt. Oh, please fuck my butt. Later. You would like to fuck my butt. Oh my God. What did they guys say? Fuck my butt. No, no. Like, but would they, so would you rather say fuck my pussy or fuck my pussy ass? What would you rather have them say? Mary. Ain't nobody saying pussy ass. Mary. Nobody is saying pussy ass. Are you sure? I'd be like, you want to fuck my pussy ass?

Fuck my pussy ass. What about taking my pussy ass? Fuck my pussy ass with your genus. And now we're getting a dialogue going. Today's episode is brought to you by Angie. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs and projects done well. Let me tell you, there's the version of it where you try to do something at home and then there's a version of it where you have someone help you, you watch them do it the right way and you go, thank God I didn't try to do that myself.

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All right. My character's name is Ahmed and this is Thuy. And we're going to talk about our classes. And you'd have to have a French ass conversation in front of the class about you're like, you're kidding. Oh, j'aime l'histoire et toi. Oh, j'aime le mat. Wow. We never, I would have found that harrowing and absolutely paralyzing. Acne and bad at the language. You have to sit and pretend to talk to each other. Forget it. Nobody was ever good at my French class besides me.

Yeah. It was like, and I, and I had to temper my, cause I did not want to be that person because I have a really good French accent and for an American. You didn't want to unleash. No, I'm, I'm serious because no tea, no shade. My French accent was better than my teachers whom I loved. Yeah. She loves her. I love her. She's like, is that, is that,

We've talked about her. Yeah, she has the twitch. Yeah. She, Angel. Still alive, I'm sure. Ange. Exactly. But I didn't want to be like, you know, I didn't want to be like that fucking nerd.

But also the other side of that is like 15 year old white girl, Wisconsin girls being like, ah, yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's, it's awful. It's all. I think even the French people are like, don't try to learn our language and don't talk to my family ever again. Yeah. It sounds like you're speaking out of your pussy ass. Your pussy ass. Why is the French accent so difficult?

Because American is all front of the mouth and French is back of the throat. Everything's swallowed, which is why I think African French is easier because it's more open mouth. It's more consonant. It's very difficult for American people to say the French word for rarely. Rarement. Rarement. It's all in the back. Like, il est rare. That's really hard. Yeah. Rare. And if you don't get it, you're not going to get it. No, but is that true though? Well, I went to college with a Caucasian girl.

who was studying Spanish and couldn't roll her Rs. And I always felt like that must be tough to be the blonde white girl who can't roll the Rs in the Spanish major. Yeah, you have to. Well, there was famously in my high school, the department head of foreign languages, French and Spanish, she was a Spanish teacher with...

The worst Spanish accent. Go off. I mean, it was like, Yo soy contento para usted. It was like, it was like, it was like,

But I would say if you can't do it, go the other direction. She did not give a fuck. She was just like, I look like an egg and I'm going to talk like this and I'm going to control all of you. It was crazy. When I went to France in high school, the teacher from the other school who went with us, it was like two schools going together. The teacher from the other school had that level French and it was to hear her talk to like a bus driver and then have the bus person be like, huh?

Because also are you saying it's like this is our instructor. Yeah. It's also when you're learning Parisian accented French, you kind of can't understand a really bad accent. Like there were often times where like I couldn't understand what my classmates were saying. Yeah. Because it sounds it does not correct. So it's like as a foreign language teacher, you have to be able to have a.

a really like tuned ear for like, I mean, sure. It's like a music teacher. Like, okay, that's supposed to be a G, but it's not. Right. And how do I, how do you know what that's? You know what I mean? Yeah. It's really difficult. I don't know. Well, what makes you, what makes people good at accents as a dialect coach? I think listening a lot.

I think listening. Like the only accents I'm good at are people I've known or things I'm obsessed with that I've heard a million times. What about this new linguistic discovery that I made in Chicago? What the Sigma? He's got a level 10 Riz. No cap. Oh, the youths. Yeah. Gen alpha. Gen. Is that after Z? Okay, work. Now we're getting somewhere.

I'm gonna go munt my grandma in Ohio. Like, I think he knows what I'm talking about. - Do you know what that is? - It's brain rot. It's brain rot. And I'm gonna, I gotta, I just, I wish I had a clip. - What is it, Nick? - It's brain rot. It's brain rot. It's fucking crazy. And you need to listen to this weird fucking thing.

Please, can I find it online? I live in constant fear of the youths making fun of me on the internet. No, this is... Let's hear it. Sorry, sorry. No, no, no. Please don't get angry. It's going to happen. No, let's get it right. Oh, my God. I feel like Olivia Benson. Oh.

gritted off to Ohio. I know that's cat. Fine, you got me. What do you want? Please, just. Just yelp my Drake strings again, make me a munch just so you can bust right into my pants? That edge has already gooned. Please, just. What are you drinking? Boy, it's just alcohol. Baby Gronk. Acting like a kid, it's just alcohol. You don't need to, this isn't like you, Baby Gronk. And what do you know, Libby Dunn? You never watched my streams. You never clipped me. I did. You had my munt and

and you flushed it down the skivvity toilet. - Please, that's just-- - Just listen, please. - Why should I? - You don't skip on your stairs. - I was locked in. I was W about us. - I was W. - I was doing tricks on you. - You were glazing. - But you, you already have a Sigma. - No, that's not-- - Go edge him for all I care. - No, wait, Glitch-- - I thought I clutched, but-- - You did. - Guess I just have bad reign. - No, you have good reign. - Just listen to what I have to yap, baby Gronk. - He's my ex-Sigma. - We're not duos anymore. He was just picking up his rose toy. - I'm gone? - I'm me, baby Gronk. I'm me.

Wow. It's so... Can I get a double chunk chocolate Blumpkin, extra felch, and a side of corned elk? A docky way? What the Sigma? Hi. W order, by the way. What's your app? Libby Dunn. A baby grunk. Who taught you about this? I stumbled upon it. Who taught you about this? No, I stumbled on it.

It was a stumble. I like tripped and fell into a gen alpha brain rot puddle. Do they know what it is? I think they do. And what's fascinating to me about it is that it's, it's like one of those, you know, like in drag speak, we got about four words.

I mean, it's a pretty sparse vocabulary. And then it devolves into like one word could mean literally anything. Like how cunty is like something great, something bad, something mediocre, something wonderful, something really terrible. Lately when something's really bad...

I say it's cunty. I'm like, it's cunty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh, our plane is delayed until tomorrow. It's cunty. That Boeing crashed into the ocean. It's cunty. It's so fierce. The worse it is, I'm like, this is the sleigh. It's so cunty. But that baby Gronk, baby Gronk had such low riz that he munted in the skibbity toilet with his grandma in Ohio. That's not a good example, but it's kind of getting there. So there's like...

Riz is like charisma, I believe. Level 10 Riz. Gat is like a butt, I think. It's like a big butt. Okay. And then Skibbity Toilet. I just... Baby Gronk. There's this thing called... Actually, this is not...

This is not our world. No. Whose world is it? But you remember that moment in Hocus Pocus where that kid lights the black flame candle? Yeah. We have no business here. No, I know. We're not a part of it. And I don't want to be. They're laughing at us. Look at them. Those fucking, they're laughing at us. What the sigma? Mary, we're not young. I know. We're just gay. I know.

That's all we have. And it's not even good. I know, but I want to know the origin. So where, what is, what are the origins of it? I went, I did like an, like a, like a boomer urban dictionary deep dive into all these terms. And I'm like, oh, it's from video games. Duh. Oh, see, I mean, yeah, I know about a lot. Okay. The ones I do recognize is one of the video game items. I learned that from James Mansfield. Okay. What does it mean? I don't know. I think it means like for real.

Like no shit or like, yeah, it means like, yeah. Did you see RuPaul's parallel parking video? No, baby. Do you want to talk about parallel parking? Follow me.

This I know.

I know, but RuPaul in her spare time is like, I'm going to teach the children to drive. Well, she is famously a great driver and a lover of cars. Okay. You know that? Yeah, she's a lover. She's been a lover of cars for a long, long time. But aren't we all? No. Do you like going somewhere and not walking? Then you love cars. I sold my car. And guess what? I think I regret it. You sold? I loved your car. I sold it. Because you were afraid of the foreclosure. Yeah. Yeah.

I panicked. I went to CarMax and they gave me a check within like 12 seconds. It was really weird. They were like, oh, you have a car? Boop. But it was a great chunk of change, you know, but then whatever. I don't know. I live in an area now that's a little bit more walkable, but walking in this heat with my neck, this skivity neck. With that neck? No riz. Walking in this heat with my neck? No. Your neck has no riz. No riz.

No cap, no back, no crack, nothing. This neck is vulnerable. And I'm not wearing one of those hats with the hair that covers it. You walk in places with this neck? With my neck? With my fucking neck? Wait, I...

Again. I gotta talk to you. Throw a neck for ketchup. Girl. Run me my barbecue. Girl. Run me my ketchup. What do you want? A blowjob? You want me to, you want to give you a blowjob? You want me to throw neck for ketchup? That is. The best part of that video, there's this video of Delta work. Let's just play it. It's so funny. It's so. It's so funny. It's all I care about. It's so funny. It's that in love pink. Oh, love pink. I can't stop saying it. Love pink.

Did you see the Joe Biden thing? Love pink. Listen, look, listen to this Delta work shit. This shit sets me fucking free. By the way, I see Gypsy Rose is having a baby. Did you see that? Walking in circles to the lost hits of Sheen East. Baby. Oh my God, I said Barry. I got something to say. I got something to say. Please. The first thing I have to talk about. The first thing, you listen to me. Skibbity, skibbity toilet. You fucking listen to me. This is the first thing I have to say.

Mama, that's a terrifier. That's a terrifier. That's a terrifier. It's actually everything. It's a terrifier. If I was a Gen Alpha in my little airplane seat and I looked over and saw Ms. Thing do that, that's the stare of the devil and I am cursed for life.

So fierce. I can't find this Delta work video, but she goes, she goes $25 an hour. She goes, I bet between screeching into this microphone and walking in a circle performing Sheena Easton lost heads. I bet I don't make $25 an hour. She is so funny. You got to find it. Come on. Fire up the control room. You got a computer to miss thing. Come on. Why do we have to do all the production? They both got a computer and a phone and they're just on their skippity toilet. What do we have to do? All the production.

Why are she and I responsible for the full production? Run me my barbecue. Run me my ketchup. What do you want me to give you? A blowjob? You want me to throw neck for ketchup? It's so... I thought about it. It popped into my mind at one in the morning in my bed. Convulsing laughter. Convulsive laughter. Like concerning. Throw neck for ketchup is so funny. Throw neck for ketchup. What do you want me to give you? A blowjob? To throw neck for ketchup? Throw neck for ketchup. It's so funny. Oh, thank you.

Okay, we got it. All right, I'm going to play it. Let's let the kids know. This is from, by the way, Very Delta. Delta, just go watch Delta. When I open a TikTok... God, I'm... Just please do it. No, I got it, I got it. I want my barbecue sauce and my ketchup. So I will look in the bag, and if it's not in there, I will say, oh, could I get barbecue sauce and ketchup for this? Again, I feel like if I go like this, I feel like if I raise my brows...

like that that says to them like i'm making myself small like my request is just like this so i'm like can i get some barbie sauce i think it's some barbie sauce oh what happened to me yesterday and i went through and i asked that and the girl goes it's all in the bag and i looked again in the bag because i thought maybe it's underneath something so i looked again and there wasn't anything in there and i was like actually it's not in there she goes they put it in there and i said well actually i watched you pack the bag

You packed the bag and they're not in there. I don't know why I keep having this conversation. And I think it's because when people read me and they're like, girl, it's not that deep. It is that deep because I said it before and I'll say it again. If she told me the total was 973 and I said, well, today I'm giving you $9. There would be a problem giving me the bag. I believe there would be a problem giving me the bag.

So what happens is she like gets all huffy and gives me this like handful like this of ketchup and barbecue sauce. And she like puts it out and it's all falling everywhere. She wants to create some scene or whatever and have her authority. So I got it and I put it in my bag and said, you have a nice day. And then she didn't say anything. And I said, you have a nice day.

She didn't say anything. And I know you think I'm a loser and you're mad at me because you feel like the $20 an hour that you're getting is still not enough. And it's my fault as the consumer. Take it up with your boss. How many more? What else do I have to do? F*** yourself. If you don't like that, like, I don't know what you want me to do for you. But guess what you're going to do? Run me my ketchup. Run me my barbecue. My God, what more do you want me to do? Do you want a blowjob for ketchup?

you want me to throw neck for ketchup is that what you want and the text on screen you want me to throw neck for ketchup it's so funny run me my barbecue run me my ketchup she's right she's so funny it's a great point about the 973 and the nine dollars oh yeah you know what i like about what i love about delta is that she is not a karen no she's not a justice warrior she is she's not a karen she's not some uppity who's like

Excuse me, I need to talk to the manager. By and large, they're pretty reasonable gripes. And it's all very like Seinfeld. It's all like little trivial things that she makes hysterically funny, but that don't really matter at the end of the day. By and large. You know what I don't like? This looks like diarrhea, by the way. Well, is that a nice coffee? Slurp. I don't like these. I don't know what they're called. What do you call Not For Nothing?

Or, um, Oh, like at the end of the day, like at the end of the day, I'm not, um, I'm going to, to be honest, like, like little placeholder, nothing like, yeah. What do you call that? What do you call those things? They're unnecessary. A phrase. I guess it's a phrase. It's a phrase. A colloquialism. No, it's not that. No, because an idiom is, idiom is like something that's particular to the language. No, idiom is where it's the same backwards as forward. Yeah.

No, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a palindrome. Aphorism is a saying though. It's a saying it's, it's like a, it's a, it's like a qualification. I don't know what the fuck it is, but it's, it's a very, they're always in a conversation and,

And they're usually redundant. Well, girl, it's things like, you know what I mean? At the end of the day, it is. But at the end of the day, what I mean in general, well, you know what I mean? Is one of them too. Totally. Yeah. You know what I mean? To be honest, not for nothing. The thing is, um, they don't, you don't have to say all that. I do it too, though. It kind of bothers me.

Well, I mean... That's it. Right there. Yeah. I just did it. Yeah. I really don't like not for nothing because I've never... No, not for nothing. And then you take the shards and... Whip my hard cock out and jerk off out this window while squinting. Blind and... Just screaming with blood shooting out. Run me my barbecue. What is not for nothing? No cap.

No Riz. No Riz. Baby Gronk. What is not for nothing? What does that mean? It doesn't mean much, but it means something. Not for nothing. Like, you know, I didn't get enough ketchup in my bag. I mean, they gave me two packets, not for nothing, but you know, like it's better than nothing, right? No, it's not better than nothing. I don't know. Everybody...

wants to comment on that, you can comment below. Yeah. Tell me what it is. Oh, please. Oh, yeah. So tell, in the comments, if you please, compile a list of these phrases. Like, to be honest, quite frankly, or quite frankly is useful, I feel like, because it means I'm going to be very frank about this. Right. But if you could say kind of like...

meatless phrases that, that don't, that are kind of mostly unnecessary. Yeah. Yeah. I, I, I don't like them. I would love for Delta to come on the bald and the beautiful. She is when you're not fucking here. Oh, good. Yeah. Well, as a reminder, I will be fucking leaving. She's like one of the first guests I've during your break. Thank God. And I cannot, I am going to have to restrain myself.

From just parroting back her fucking phrases. I know. Well, these are big shoes to fill. Do you have any size 13s coming in? I would do a huge turd on the bottom. Could you imagine a huge cartoon? Flies, but hair. It's like a chunk of a bloody scalp. That's what I meant. It's 100% what I meant. I stomped the shit out of my Uber driver on the way here. You're like, wait, can you just bite the curb for a second? I have some business. I hate that. I know. I know. I know. Bite the curb.

Oh yeah. Goodbye.