Cum Dump Millionaire with Priyanka
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All right. You've asked for her by name. No one asked for her. Yeah, we're recording. Put the headphones on. Can I get a drink? Is my mic on? Check one, two, one, two. Can you hear yourself in the... I'm so sorry. All right. All right.

Alright, welcome back to the bald and the beautiful. I'm Trixie Mattel. I am bald. I am Katya. I am also bald. And today we have somebody who is so beautiful. Yes. In and out of drag. Yeah. The trade of the season, sis. Pop off wig. Yeah, you know what? It's nice. Nobody's trade on post-drag race. Let's just get that out of the way. Trade is relative. Trade is not a synonym for attractive. What does it mean? Trade means someone who is unclockably gay.

Unclockable straight passing and kind of like a dude. - You think that's what that means? - I would describe myself that way. Like I'm that, like unclockable, can't tell I'm gay. Look at me. - I thought trade was just like someone you pulled, like not committed sex.

I thought it was like produce. Like you trade it. I don't think it's that. I could be wrong. I'm speaking as if I know exactly what I'm talking about with conviction. We'll have to ask one of the old... You are the oldest gay. Let's just believe you. I am old. How old are you? Rough trade. I'm 43. Who would know? That's hard. I just got done with a client. 155. Okay, got it. Okay. Okay.

If you don't know, gentle listeners, Satya's getting a COVID test, so- Concierge medical testing. That's hot, though. I like when they show up like you're always hosting. You don't have to travel. Well, the last one I had in my apartment, I answered the door. The nurse was there in a biohazard level five outfit. And then she says, no, boom, boom, swab, and she was out the door. What?

Whoa. Not even, we should be in the door. I already thought they would like mix you up with somebody. Like how do they know to then take that and that's your name and put it in the thing? They usually ask your birthday. Oh yeah, she asked for some information. Okay, I thought she was like, no. I was like, it could be like Trixie showing up at your door. Yeah.

My nose is so big, you don't have to ask. You could probably stick something in there and I wouldn't even know about it. I just hate the way it tickles and makes you sneeze after. Yeah, have you had the deep one? The deep. The deep dick. Where it goes into your brain. The lobotomy swab. Yeah, that one. That's wild. I kind of like it. I'm addicted to pain. It hurt me a little bit, you know? No, you're joking. What? Are you really into pain? Yeah, like bite me. You guys, we have Priyanka on the pod. Oh, yeah.

Painful Priyanka's here. We're so fortunate because you're in town doing a secret project and you're just down the street here in Hollywood. And if we're going to talk about the elephant in the room, there was some misscheduling today. Oh, I scheduled for the wrong week. And then I said, just five minutes before we're starting, Trixie's setting up. It's like, oh, I should probably make sure she's on her way. And she says, it's next week, you stupid bitch. Yeah, I'm like, what the hell's happening? What are you doing in your hotel alone?

Just ready to go. I'm ready for any drag race girl to call me so I can be a part of their circle. Can I please hang out with you now? Hey, Katya, what are you doing today? Hey, Flop. Hey, Flop. You live in Toronto. Why?

Am I being attacked? Is it for the Green Space Festival? I won Canada's Drag Race. I'm Canadian. I know. Why? How come? I live in Toronto because that's where you go for fame in Canada. You like Toronto? It's the LA of Canada. It's the LA of Canada, but here's the problem. Now that I landed in LA, I'm like, oh my God. You don't think Vancouver's the LA of Canada? I think I'm gonna like it here. So I tweeted about moving to LA and all the Canadian fans were like, you can't betray us. Yeah.

They all snatched that crown so fast. I'm going to betray them and move here. Why don't you try Vancouver first? I've been there. The gays are scary there. What?

No. Scary gay. Canada is so big. I will say that like when I've toured it, it really feels like, cause we usually tour left to right. Like you go up in Seattle and tour left to right. Left to right. Yeah. You start up by Vancouver and you go towards like, you end in Halifax or whatever. Well, cause we're on the West Coast. And it really feels like every time that bus stops, it's a different country. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Did you go to Saskatchewan? Girl. Everywhere. You fit in there. Everywhere. Is that a Native American slur?

How many, I want to test you. How many, what do you call them? Provinces. Can you name? Alberta. Okay. Ontario. Newfoundland. You already said one. Connecticut. Not this. Not this. No, no, no, no, no. Because there's provinces and there's territories. Don't forget. Oh, what's the Banff mountain range? Not this. Not this.

You need to be expelled. There's Jane Gump, Frederica Bimmel. Yeah, I think I do. I know the capitals of the provinces, I feel like. Okay, ready? Here we go. Okay. British Columbia. Oh, yeah. Work, bitch. Okay. Then we have Alberta. That would be... Alberta would be... I forgot Quebec. Calgary, Edmonton. I forgot Quebec. Cowboys. You forgot Quebec. Oh, what's the capital? Canada.

of Alberta is Calgary. Calgary. Or it's Edmonton. Oh, Calgary is where they have Stampede because I've done Stampede. Yeah. Maybe not the Northern turn. Come on over to Calgary. They kind of talk like that. Oh, really? Okay. Calgary. Calgary. This is Saskatchewan. Saskatoon. And then there's where we, there's Ontario, Toronto. Quebec. Montreal. No. Is it Quebec City? Can you do a French Canadian voice? Quebec City. Not French, but like, hello, how are you?

Did you see my Snatch Game? Did they do that? I was bad at accents. Oh, listen, this is a safe space for bad Snatch Games. Can we practice my French-Canadian accent like a workshop? I don't know how they do that. I don't know how to imitate that. I only know that when they speak. Hello, how are you? Hello, how are you? Welcome to Quebec. We have the Lindeon. Oh, okay. Yeah, so it's like Celine Dion. I'm not, you know, my accents are famous. It could be a dialogue code.

Really? I mean, oh, I mean, flawless. I know you're a famous one. Not that famous. When you think like Michael Shannon, when you think like Dave, Daniel, Dave Lewis, Dave, Dave, Dave Lewis, Dave, when you think the woman from hillbilly elegy. Yeah. Amy Adams, Glenn close. When you think Glenn close, you think me. Yeah. Yeah. Well, morale, as I know her, her friends call her morale. Everyone knows that.

There's also Newfoundland. We have New Brunswick. We have Prince Edward Island. Have you gotten screeched over there? Yeah, since that's where you like, you drink the shot, you eat the meat, and you get your booty hole fingered in the bathroom. Girl, over in Newfoundland, let me tell you.

Let me tell you. You drink your shot, you eat the meat, you get fingered. When you're not from there, you have somebody who's from there take you to a bar or whatever. And they sing you a song. They sing a song. They give you a shot. Of what? I forget. It's nasty. It's like absinthe. It's really hardcore alcohol. Okay. They make you kiss a raw fish on the lips. And I think there's a half. They pass the same fish around the bar. Not in these times. Everyone kisses it.

Okay. COVID. It was a pangolin. That's how it started. Okay. And then I think I wore a rain hat. Yes, they put a rain hat on you. Rain hat on you. And then people sing and scream at you. Oh, they don't think you're in the bathroom? No, sorry. That was just my extracurricular. That's her twist. Okay, so you take a shot, you kiss a fish, and they scream at you. Yeah. Screeching.

It's cool. It's cool. And what is this for? To make you an honorary Newfoundland, Newfie. Oh, cool. That's Canada for you. You can't come here if you have a DUI, but we're over here open mouth kissing fish. Yeah. But the fish was COVID tested. Like it's fine. Rapid tested. That's wild. That's cool. I did a work quick test on a fish. Inconclusive. Inconclusive. It's kind of hot.

So you're from Canada if you didn't know. So I live in Toronto because that's what I have to do. I like Toronto a lot. It's such a beautiful city. Well, fun fact, my friend from Toronto who I, last time I was in Toronto, um,

She came to my hotel room. She's a really great singer. And she had me record a story about douching. Oh, yeah. And then she just created this song called I Douched For This. And it's really great. I douched for this. That's a bop. Yeah, it's really great. Yeah, it's really great. That's a bop, bop, bop. I wonder at some point maybe we can hook this up to the mainframe. Maybe we can. I don't know. It doesn't matter. You can also just play it into the microphone. Yeah, I want to hear it. Not with this phone.

What's wrong with your phone? My phone sucks shit. My phone sucks shit. She's always going through phone journeys. But I'm not. I'm not one of those people. I'm not one of those people who has like, I'm not one of those people. Okay, tell me. Who has a cracked phone screen. I will say this. Okay. There is a lot of things about me. Mine's cracked. No, no, it has nothing to do with being rich or poor. No, it is. It does have, it has to do with- Are you rich or you're poor? You're poor. I'm not poor and I'm not rich. I'll say something brave.

The day my phone gets cracked, I get a phone. The day of or the next day, I can't be seen with that cracked screen. I can't be seen with that cracked screen. I can't be seen with that cracked screen. But she's a former poor. But not necessarily about being poor. It's about like, I don't know what it is. Maybe it's just because every drug dealer I know had a cracked phone screen. I don't know. Maybe that's it. Yeah, that's fair. It's also like fingers running over broken glass. That's not about being elite.

So are you saying I should get a new phone? Get a burner. Yeah, get a burner. Your fingers are bleeding. Must be nice. Yeah, anyways. But so, okay. So you are a drag queen. Yeah, I'm a drag queen. And I've only been doing drag for three years. Yeah.

You are famous and rich. You are overnight famous. I just want you to say that you just finally call me famous. You are. You're overnight famous and rich. I feel great. And Canada's Drag Race, we talked about a little bit on Pit Stop, was so good. We were like, this is like the energy of the early seasons of Drag Race. Yeah. It was really nice. I was expecting it to kind of be hocus pocus, like bullshit. I think we all were.

You guys snapped. The soundtrack for the lip syncs snapped. Yeah, except for Starship Beautiful. Who cares about that song? I don't like that song either. Why is it so sad? I don't even know. Isn't it Alona had to do that, right? Alona and Boa. Yeah, not a great song. But, I mean, Girlfriend and then Tegan and Sarah, like,

I drove all night. Thank you. I drove all night. So good. Hello, Ali X. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who knew? Carly Rae Jetson. Jetson. Yeah, yeah. Yes. And then, that's all I can remember. Some Deborah Cox. Carly Rae Jetson. Yes. Oh, if you could read my mind. Yes. Yes. Oh, man. Yeah. We had to do that as an opening number back in Boston. Yeah.

It's one of those songs. Yeah, it is one of those songs. Gordon Lightfoot. It's a very drag song. Gordon Lightfoot is shaking. Who's Gordon Lightfoot? Okay, he's like the Canadian Bob Dylan. I know that's reductive, but I think that's how people would acknowledge him. Yeah, that's fair. He wrote that song originally. It's like a folk song. Okay. But then the divas, the gay version is... Snaps. It's like, I will always love you. Yeah. Right. Except not really.

Kind of sort of. Kind of sort of in a way. It got popified. Yeah. Candice Drag Race blew the fuck up and I have Jimbo to thank for that screaming on that fucking mountain. Like that going viral off the top of the season was like why a lot of people tuned in because they're like, oh, there's crazy bitches on there. We're going to watch this. Who's your favorite from the cast?

If you had to save one of them, everybody's going to die. Everybody's going to die except you and one other. Lemon is great. I would say lemon because she's just so built for drag race. Like I've never met a queen just so built for drag race. You mean built, big boned? She's a big girl. I loved her. Yeah, she was like, think about all of her challenges. Like how are you so good? Jojo Siwa. What the fuck? Hail. Hail. Hail. Hail.

And then just all of her mannerisms? Yeah. And then when she was- She did the perfect- You know what? I would say to anybody, any queen who's the one to get on the show, you have to look at hers as the best, best, best model for what to do in Snatch Game. You just never stop. No. And she never hesitates. She always has an answer. She's just like- And it's just so funny. Punctuates it really well. She's just so good. And I don't know who that was.

I have no idea who Jojo Siwa is. It was a good Jojo Siwa. I learned later it was, but I didn't know at the time. I was like, I have no idea who this person is. It's hysterical. Hysterical. Get this woman an Oscar for this original character. So funny. And also, not even really like, not, didn't,

It's not insulting, really. No. She loved it. JoJo retweeted it and stuff. She was in it. Yeah. When I dressed up as her, she reached out and was really fine about it. She loves gay people. It's her drag. She didn't look like that when she was in bed. She might. She wears the scrunchie on the other side. Yeah, she switches it. Yeah. She was so good. And Lemon, even when Lemon went home, that was a great look and she did a great job. Yeah, we were all kind of like...

Why is she going home right now? But it's because at the end, everyone does a good job. And then it's like, how do you split hairs here? Yeah, true. Because Lemon wasn't leaps and bounds worse than anyone. It was just a simpler look. Why did she go home on? Makeover. Makeover. And she did a good job. It just was...

Yeah. Makeover Challenge is always so weird too because like it's always someone who goes home that's like a fan fave that episode. And it was was it Rainbow Railroad? So they have these people who have come to Canada as like refugees. So they're not performers. So you're at the mercy of whoever you perform with. I hate the makeover episode. It's tough. I mean I want it.

Oh, good for you. That's good for me. That was a good look though. Fucking bitch. Do you know why that look was good? I mean, I don't know if people want to hear us recap Drag Race, but like the way the proportions were built with like the shoulders and the matching jewelry was like, you guys weren't mirror images. You were going to the same event. Yeah. Which is like, that's how you do it. Yeah. It's not to be your twin. No. And then also in terms of energy, I just like didn't give a shit anymore. Cause I was like, you know what?

Enough with these mental games. I'm over it. You kind of give up and that's what makes you do better. Yeah. Or worse. Or worse. Well, you had just lip synced. I drove all night. I think once you're in the bottom and survive, it does clear your energy. It gives you a case of the fuck it's, don't you think? Yes, it does. Because you're like, the worst case scenario already happened. And if people see you turn the lip sync, they look at you differently. Yeah, that happened to me. They're like, hmm.

That did happen to her. You almost went home second. Second. In season seven. That is so crazy to think about. Yeah. I wouldn't be here. Is that so scary? No, I wouldn't be here. You'd be dead. No, I wouldn't be dead. I mean, I might be dead. Tempest Azure died after she left Drag Race. Yeah. Sasha Bell was executed. Yeah. Electric chair high. Yeah. Yeah. I probably would be doing, I'd probably be working at the golf store or something.

That's hot, though. Dick's Sporting Goods. I think that's... I'm attracted now to you. I don't know. When she left Drag Race, when she left All Stars, people would be like... So... People would meet up with her and be like, you were so good. She's like, oh, thank you. And they'd be like, so what are you going to do now? And she's like, I'm still going to do drag. Like...

Do you think I'm dead? She's like, I guess I'll die. Yeah. I should probably kill myself. Because to the average person, everyone's like, who just quits Drag Race, you fucking idiot. Right. Could you imagine you quit Drag Race? Yeah. Yeah. She did. Absolutely. I can't. I can imagine it every episode. Every episode. Yeah. Well, was it weird when Adore quit? Yeah, it was. I mean, or was it just kind of like. But you kind of saw that coming though. Yeah.

No, I didn't see anything coming because I'm not paying attention to anybody there and then you go in there and then she was like Where is she and then she's crying and then all of a sudden she's leaving. It's like whoa, that's wild. I

I don't get it though I mean well no no They were really tough on her that first day Yeah I mean those judge Those judge critiques are so weird And you didn't see the whole thing You know how so much happens Not to mention a talent show Her singing it was so great Like come on I didn't think anything was bad about it I was like I didn't think anything was bad about it There was They could have They could have read me much worse And like And I It was so weird Whatever you know Yeah Lots of stuff It's all about You know

It's all about. Well, don't you think you can. It's all about Coco Montrese with that little hat doing this. Coco is living. It was. She was booked. It was a David Lynch film. How did you feel watching it? Like I was watching a David Lynch play.

It was crazy. And you watched it twice. Yeah, watching it twice. And when you do the talent shows, they make you do it twice. And so the first time, you really don't know what the people are doing. And then the second time, you're like, okay, well, let's try to see what this actually is. Did anybody completely just fuck it up?

Up on their second pass? Detox did not do her second one. Oh, because of the paint. And I almost didn't do mine because I was so out of shape. I was like almost like I can't do it again. But even though like it's my beginner level gymnastics routine. But like they, yeah, Detox didn't do it because the reset was not possible. The paint, not possible. Yeah. Everybody else did it twice. And I didn't realize how bad Fifi sounded. She sounded rotten. Well, yeah. Because half of it was like acapella. Is she rotten?

She's not a wrong person. No, she's so nice. I love her. She's so cool and fun. She's such a good drag queen. Yeah, she's really fun to hang out with and be around. Do you ever get upset at the way people are perceived and then you're like, they weren't like that or they were like that when the cameras were rolling and everyone just hates them? I don't.

I mean, are you ever really perceived? I don't think it's like, I don't think that, I think people react to what is portrayed. Yeah. I think people often ask me about kind. They're like, oh, is kind a big bitch? Like she was on the show. And I get angry because I'm like, well, she acted that way and that's what the cameras caught that made the edit. So I can't say that the edit made her look bad. I never feel bad about like,

They showed what I said. I'm like, well, you said it. Yeah, exactly. That's how I feel. I got to a point in confessionals where they would try, you know how they try to pull the stories out of you? And I'm like... Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean pull the stories out of you? She has a book up her ass and they're trying to reach the signs. The scroll that you shoved in your fucking pussy. I was like, get it out, man. How do you think I was getting action? I forgot to bring porn. Give me an example of how...

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Okay, now we're back. So I'm Priyanka Chopra. Good. I'm so proud of your accomplishments. Priyanka Del Rio. Yeah, it's the end of the day. I'm feeling very helpless and vulnerable. We're at the beginning of the day. We are at the beginning of the day. I feel very refreshed and invigorated. And I'm prepped and primed to be taking advantage of a malicious, evil, malevolent story producer. Tell me, how do you prompt these questions? So yesterday in the workroom, you saw Bobo working. What did you see? What did you see?

no, you can't say that. It's like, don't you think that when you saw Bobo in the workroom, she was really, really, uh, but I would never get that. But that's, that's the US version. Yeah. So you're actually saying that's not leading the witness. I would get, I love, uh, we had the same story producer on both of our seasons and I love her, but she would lead us very honestly down the path. She'd be like, so Angela fires up her sewing machine. Yeah.

And that's like all she would say. And I'd be like, yes, she did, girl. And it went crazy, you know? And personally, I loved being in the confessional room. So whatever they wanted me to say, I would say it with vigor and gusto. I loved it. Yeah, it's fun. I love that one day where it was like, it's in best drags bridesmaid, cut, Kennedy. Best drags bride, and then it cuts again and she goes, have someone else say it.

I love when they do those moments of like kind of, of shit. Yeah. Because it's, it gets really cheesy and tropey and it's like, yeah, the one thing I can't stand is like, so it's another day in the workroom. It's another day in the workroom. No fucking shit whore. Oh, I hate it. No fucking shit whore. It's another day in the workroom and I'm doing mediocre. Yeah.

It's great. No, I hate it. And then describing the runways, I was always so bad at it. Okay, I have a, the thing that I can't stand about Drag Race is the runway descriptions. You don't like it or you should come prepared? I hate them. You don't like, I'm serving, I'm looking fierce in my red dress. All they say, they just describe the outfit. I was like, this is not closed captioning for the blind. No. Like we know, we can see what the runway is. My producer would always be like, so, okay, here we go. We're gonna do the runways now. And you're like,

oh shit. Do you not like reading the girls? Because I like reading the girls. I love reading the girls to a point where I was like just tell me what you want me to say I'll say it. I'm like I'm here to end friendships. Oh yeah. Like even when Lemon went home I was like Lemon was my best friend but bye bitch. Like just get it out. I'm not there to like make friends. I would walk in and I would be like I'm gonna go talk shit about you all now when I go to interviews and I come back and be like I talk shit about all of you. Yeah. I don't care. I will say though that not everybody feels that way. There's been some drag queens who've reached out personally after drag

after Drag Race and said that our friendship is over because of the reading of the Drag Report. That surprises me. Did you not know what show you're on? Also, what was your experience before the show? Because I never received one compliment in drag, but she was a TV star before the show. Children's TV, right? Yeah, Children's TV, SpongeBob SquarePants. Now I'm talking about being booty hole fingered in Newfoundland. Yeah. That's good. Did you like being in the zone? While I was in Newfoundland to shoot YTV's The Zone. In The Zone. Awesome.

I was a big TV star, but I didn't truly start feeling validated. People didn't really praise me until I was on.

Drag race. Drag race. But no, that's a lie. Hold on. Hold on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Wait, did you make TV money? Were you rich? No. I know. I've seen that. How do you feel looking at that? I feel. What if they said, what would you say to little Mark? And they pulled this picture out. I feel so. We're looking at a picture of Priyanka on YTV here, a kids program. You look great. I look good. I just feel bad for myself. Like I wasn't. I think you look great. I think you look really good. I'm not saying I look ugly. Did you like the people? Did you like the people you worked with?

Yes, I did. But I was always like, like very like the Ashley Simpson of the network, like living in the shadow of someone else's dream. Ashley Simpson. Oh, really? Because it was Carlos who was the Jessica Simpson and he was like on the network for like 15 years. So he was always the hero and stuff. And he's, you know, there's no hate towards him. I love him. He's great. But I always kind of felt like, oh, like they're not going to put the gay guy in the forefront. Do you, um, so how old were you when you were on that show? I was, it was between 21 to...

Last year I was a baby. I will say quite an advantage that you walked in with some actual TV experience. Yeah, it helps. It helps a lot. I'd never even been on a... I'd never seen a TV camera before. I could not imagine because even watching someone like Bobo be around those kind of cameras for the first time, she just wouldn't stop talking because she didn't understand when...

Yeah. There was a clear where we're rolling on the stories and a clear, we're just like the cameras are down. Did you, I mean, probably not because I remember the first thing that I noticed was the pauses and how long everything took. And I was like, Oh, this is not a TV show. It doesn't like go bam, bam, bam. Like you do one thing and then you pause for camera repositioning and then you line up and then the director tells you where to sit and then you do. And I'm like, Oh my God, I don't think people realize like when RuPaul's giving the rules for the challenge or whatever, let's say the mini challenge, um,

There's like eight cameras there. Yeah. And they're on these huge moving tripods with one person per camera. Yeah. It takes...

15 minutes to move all those cameras every time. Yeah. And sometimes there's an, there's like a glitch or something or they need to put a battery in there or something. Yeah. And there's a lot or lights out or whatever. And it's like the mini challenges five minutes in the show. It takes hours. Yeah. Yeah. It takes a lot, a long, long, long time. And the worst for us was in between all those pauses. It was so fucking cold. I love that. Like I love, cause we had a polar vortex. Oh, right. They forgot they, we shot in a warehouse and they didn't install heat.

We need to get into that. I want to go to Canada's drag race. That is no, that's fierce. In drag, it was fine because you never sweat unless you have to lip sync for your life. So you always did mat, which is great. Yeah. But like getting, like tucking and stuff, you're always like, yeah.

That is, if you've ever gotten in drags and we're really cold, it's hard. It's very hard. At plan B in Madison, we used to like, God, I remember like the show director being in like a bandana with no eyebrows, like crouched down in like a men's winter coat looking like fucking aunt Jackie trying to light a butane, like a butane heater. So we could all get in drag. Like so shocking. I'm like, don't worry, girl. You don't even have eyebrows to burn off. You're going to be fine. Oh,

We literally had to stuff those like hot paws, like heat packets in our costumes. It was that cold. Oh, see, if you had her around Mary, I would just put the hand near the body. So you, I'd be the butane furnace. You run, you run hot when she's in drag. Are you a sweaty bitch? The first thing, the only thing I was worried about in drag before I got to drag race was, and I was, it was to the point where I couldn't sleep at night. I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do about my sweating. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'm never going to like, cause I never stopped sweating in drag. It was a huge problem.

How did it have you stopped since? Huge problem. No. But like when I got to Drag Race, it was freezing and it was the first time in my entire life I've ever been freezing in drag. Cool. Ever. I was like, everything else was a problem, but like the temperature was not. Right. At least there's a bright side. It was incredible. Incredible. RuPaul's a big, big sweater. Oh, interesting. And I remember seeing her out of drag. She would get, you know, her system would be patting her down, sweating. First day of All Stars, the air was, there was an air problem and RuPaul walked in and said, this isn't going to work. Yeah.

And I was in like a velour bodysuit with a breastplate on like, so bad. But you know, they had to do interviews in the morning, right? Yeah. We did our interviews in the morning for all stars. And because I'm the only person who's in the morning and because I'm the only person on time, you know, I'd be the first one in the chair at 7am. Give me an interview. Get me in there. Same.

Because they knew I'd be the only one to show up. Yeah, wow. Damn. I mean, did you like, when did you do your, at the end of the, no. The mornings. The mornings, so, and you would be talking about yesterday. Yesterday. Yeah, yesterday. Okay. Which is kind of better because then you're not volatile. We had to do, we switched to one day on the weekend to do the entire week. What? That is rotten. It's insane. I think one day I did a-

I did one day, one day, I think the last day we had to do interviews for five hours. And just sit there? Yeah, it was really tough. It was really tough. That sucks so much because like what jokes do you make after so long? Yeah, and also like do you remember anything? Trixie's grocery just came by the way. Oh, what did you get? 100 grams of apples. Do you have any gum in there? Oh yeah, Katya wants gum. So,

Oh, she's ready to dive back into it. Were you excited when Canada, I mean, in America, we love Canada's Drag Race. Canada must have been losing their shit for you guys. Yeah, did they? When like the cast got announced and stuff. And when it started and people realized it was a good, good season. Oh yeah, they couldn't believe it. They must be so proud of you. Because we went from like them thinking it was gonna, because here's the thing, is Canadian productions have a little bit of a,

how you say pattern where it always ends up being like the really weird stepbrother spinoff of the show. Like the diet. Yeah, like Canadian Idol was like a little bit weird like, you know, but Amazing Race Canada is good and Big Brother Canada is amazing but like there was an era so everyone kind of thought that Canada's Drag Race was going to be that especially when like everyone was worried that RuPaul wasn't going to be there and then they were like who are these judges? Like nothing makes sense. Stacey. Stacey. Her notes. Yeah.

I love the way... I thought her hair and styling was fantastic. Priyanka, you killed it. You killed it. So good. And I guess what I want to ask is, people in Canada are wild for American drag race. They love us. Yeah. Did that translate to... It did. Yeah. It did, which is really, really cool for us because it felt... They're fabulous. And we were able to do viewing parties and stuff because Canada opened up in the summer. So I was able to get a piece, a little slice of that drag race fame. And it was cool because we felt...

equal and everyone cares so much like people only ever want to talk about miss Cleo and I drove all night and and and all that shit and I was like oh like people care about this this is amazing yeah after the fact they only remember the things that are iconic one way or another yeah yes they forget your failures thank god well I mean unless you win unless you win

That they never forget. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, I think it's fine because I'm like, you just spent the entire summer watching this show and this is what you obsess over. You probably rewatched the episodes. Like, this makes sense. Yeah. Have you rewatched the episodes? I haven't watched them since the summer. Yeah. I was a big fan of all of you guys. I only rewatched. Scarlett owns my ass. You love Scarlett Bobo. Dude, she just, all that work done and all that makeup. Scarlett owns my ass. She owns my ass. Like, would you let her? No. Tickle a little bit? No, no, no. Tickle a little?

I just love her drag. She reminds me of a girl like this. I don't want to say this, but like the slutty drag queen that you get drunk with. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. And then Rita, some of her, some of those looks, I just, I didn't love all her looks, but like the one with the ice on the eyes, I was like, you better work you whore. She reminded me of obviously like Madow. Yeah. You know, like that world. She is very that world. And so if you understand, I just loved you guys. You guys were all so awesome.

I just feel bad for Rita because the world just not the world but the drag race community just kind of turned on her I don't know where turned on her you think why no I know they would send her really awful things like go kill yourself and stuff you're doing it right if it's happening though like we all get messages that's what I think she's like the only person who doesn't get messages I don't get messages either I send them to myself yeah today I got a really mean email about merch and I told him off

Do you respond to hate mail? To negative comments? Do you engage? I always screenshot it and post it. People say the funniest shit about me. It's so fun. What's the funniest? Well, it's kind of weird because it's like they're all, they like all want to root for me, but then some of them don't know why they're rooting for me and that's where the weird compliments come or the weird hate stuff come. Like, yeah, like Priyanka, like I get that she won, but like that bitch is fucking crunchy. Like she should go fuck herself. I'm like, oh. Okay.

Okay. This other guy recently wrote on, I got this big bank campaign in Canada and my face is on all these commercials. Rich.

Must be nice. And some father was like, this is the exact reason why I didn't let my kids watch YTV. Obviously someone didn't love this guy growing up. Well, yeah. I mean, there were. Because you're a pedophile. There's a pedophile. There's a pedophile at the bank. You're a drug smoking, child molesting, piece of shit motherfucker.

Yeah. I just replied and said, thanks, sexy. Because like, what else do you say? Let me just say this. If I fuck kids, it's not because I do drag. Those are not at all related. They're not related. If someone's a pedophile, it's not because they do drag. And if they're a pedophile, and if they're a... Here we go. Tell us more about why you're a pedophile. This is going to... Well, you know... Is there a sound effect? We should also, we should take a break. We should take a break. Let's take a break. I want to ask you some questions, ma'am. Are we back? Yeah, we're back. Thank you. Don't...

I want to ask you some questions. I'm going to do short answers, long answers, medium. Whatever you feel in your heart that is the answer. Okay. Do you feel beautiful today? I do. I feel sexy. You do? I'm happy that I wore this outfit to come meet you two because I feel like we're all in the same wavelength in terms of energy. Do you feel sexy out of drag? Do you feel beautiful out of drag? Now I do because of Canada's Drag Race. Really? Mm-hmm. On this show, we talk about beauty ultimately, but it's interesting that being on television made you feel better about yourself. Fuck.

Like you're out of drag self. Yeah, because like when, you know, the back to the trade of the season thing, people were like, oh, Priyanka's hot. And I was like, people don't usually say I'm hot. I'm going to look that up. Especially not in gay world where it's like, unless you're literally a white bodybuilder who's 21. Yeah. So I was like, okay, so I'm sexy. People think I'm sexy. They want to pound me. This is great.

because like at the gay bars and stuff I'd be out there trying to like you know buy a guy a drink and he's like no but then you would see him like making out with another white guy and you're like oh I'll never be that so it kind of goes into the skin color world where you're like and you don't want to believe it like I never ever wanted to say like it's because I'm dark skinned you don't like me like I never wanted to be that girl because my mom was like walking to the room no matter what your skin color is who cares so I

I tried to not do that. But then when I was a drag queen, I kind of saw out into the audience and I would see like, you know, the black guy approached the white guy and then the white guy be like, no, not like you're not my type. And you could read their lips and stuff. It's like, oh, it's actually happening. This sucks. Of course it happens. So it was Canada's Drag Race when people were like, oh, you're hot in and out of drag. I was like, oh, I feel so much better now about myself, which is cool. Yeah. You know, a lot of people say that that self-esteem doesn't have anything to do with other people's opinions.

You don't believe that? I don't find that to be the case. Oh, that's probably your test. Oh, that's my COVID test. Okay, we're going to take another quick break. Let's hope this theme just arrived. Can we pick up on exactly that? Because that's interesting. Let's get back to that. We're back talking about beauty. Yeah, beauty and the beast. Boyfriend? No, I got dumped right after the finale of Drag Race. Okay.

They're like, when? I am a sucker for love. What does that mean? I love love. But then I found myself getting addicted to... Sex? Amphetamines? Chem sex? Yeah.

P and P Anon P and P Anon P and P sis Let's get sipping I love love But I'm also addicted To being in an Anon Chem sex cum dump Cum dump Actually Cum dump millionaire Was gonna be my first name Oh man Cum dump millionaire Are you kidding I wanted to like Record it I wanted to record An original Jai Ho But like me like No no no I got it I got it I got it Chimo

Do you know what child molester is? No. Chimo. You gotta do, you have to do it. A child molester song? As a kids TV host? To the tune of Jai Ho. I'll do it for you. Will you please record it? I can't do it. Chimo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, first of all, Trixie, don't look at us like that because you were talking about... I would never talk about any of those things. I've been known as the drag queen who never makes jokes that are over the line. Over the line. That's very much. You've never been canceled. Actually, I think it was you. Never.

Oh, one time I was being canceled and then someone said, no, I'll trick. So tell me she gets canceled once a week. Oh, I'm obsessed with this. She was on, weren't you on the set of drag race or something? You're like, I don't want to get canceled on a PA told you. Yeah. Trixie gets canceled. Left and right. It was a producer. Yeah. Cause someone was calling me racist for something. And they're like, Oh, Trixie gets canceled. It's like Trixie being canceled is like the example. Well, Trixie gets canceled. She's fucking fine. Just go get hers. I will say I have my phone tree. And whenever I get canceled, I have my phone tree of like, um,

because usually I'm like the last person to find out about it and then I'll call like a Willem or someone or like I was with Whitney Cummings recently and she was talking about being cancelled and I'm just like do you ever get hurt? no like your feelings? no do you not have feelings? I know you have feelings but do you have feelings about those kind of things? um

Not really. I mean, you can't get canceled if you don't pay attention to it. That's true though. I try not to read comments even on Instagram. I telling you, why would you do that? Post on Instagram, post on Twitter. Don't look back. Close the app. Yeah. I love, I don't refresh the timeline. None of that. Do you get hurt by comments? Um,

No, I don't really look at them. If I'm getting hurt by a comment, I think there's a larger issue happening. Within your life? Yes, 100%. Within your life or within other people's lives? I'm in a vulnerable state that is where I am in...

I don't want to read the comments. And so if I'm reading the comments, something in my life is happening that's bad. I just feel bad for 13-year-old Mary from Newport that she wants to reach out to us, but because of all the haters, we don't look. Some of us don't want to talk to 13-year-old Mary from Newport. Really? She's sweet.

No, she isn't. She owns the Funko Pop. I read, I mean, I read on Twitter. I'm much more like, I'm much more likely to read fan interactions or whatever. Yeah. Respond to questions, but on Instagram, never. For both of us, I'm sure for you too, 99.9% of it is all positive. Yes, it is. There's not much to like. It's lovely. I mean, it's really lovely, but then it all becomes like a, it just becomes a lovely like a

If I'm not the drag queen for you, I don't know why you're on my page, period. I don't know why you're there. I don't want to interact with that. Oh, seriously. What are you doing? Well, anyways, back to me about getting dumped. Yeah. How did you find out? How did you find out? That I got dumped? Was it in an Instagram comment? Could you imagine? It all connects. Like, you're so ugly. You're ugly. I'm like, hi, Flop. I'm like, good morning, Flop. Good morning, Flop. We're breaking up, Flop. Oh, man.

I literally, my uncle died and then the next day he dumped me and then the next day I got in a car accident. It was like three back to back days. How did your uncle dump you after he died? I know. And then he had the gall to drive drunk away from you. No, so wait, what? So I was with this guy, so I meet this guy like at the beginning of Canada's Drunk Bites. Uncle dies.

Uncle died, dumped, and then car accident? Yeah. Okay. Just three in a go. Three in a row. Three in a row. And then I kind of lived this week to week with this boyfriend. I'm on Canada's Drag Race. I'm celebrating. I'm so happy. And how long have you been together at the time? Well, we just started dating in July. Oh. We dated for this season of Drag Race. Oh. It was like Starfucker. That's married. That's nothing.

This isn't a dumping. This is not a dumping. This is called somebody stopped fucking you. We were boyfriends. Hear me out. How long? Two months.

Three. You don't become, you don't even start to become boyfriends until three months. Let's start an honest discourse. Listeners. Am I being trained? No, listeners, if you think that counts as a dumping, let us know. Call in. I think three months is, it was more like an audition that didn't go anywhere. It's kind of a tryout. But I was catching feelings. Oh, so it was one way. That is hard. But then he seemed like he liked me too.

I sound like stupid. Did he ever say? I sound like stupid. Did he ever say that you're in a safe space? Yeah, it's okay. You're in a safe space. One time, talked about in the book, one time a guy, I dated him for five months long distance and he broke up with me and I wrote him a letter every day for three months. After? I should be in prison. I should be in prison. You didn't do the after? A handwritten letter. I thought I was in the lake house. You're a psychotic. You're not that kind of girl. Not anymore. Not anymore.

She's a callous shell. Do you date? I would like to, but no one will date me. Wait, no. You're hot. She's got some pre-existing conditions. Stretchy bendy. She's at risk. I'm very particular. She pulls the trigger. She gets fucked left and right.

I like fucking. Fuck or both? I prefer to fuck. I mean, my booty hole's not like a sewer grate. You know. It's like Pennywise Deadlights. It's the Pennywise Deadlights. I don't get it.

I have the tiniest, teeniest little asshole. How do you poo? You can't even find it. It looks like a blackhead. Yeah, you can't. It's so tiny. You've seen it in Trixie? Yeah, you can't even find it. It's just not a lot of things going up there. You ever get fisted? No. Actually, one time I was in New York and this guy, I forget what his name is, but he was like, can I fuck you? And I was like, oh, your dick looks too big. And he's like, well, if I could fit four fingers into you.

I can fuck you. And I was like, okay. He put four fingers up your booty hole? Yeah. But not the hand. Not the full hand. He just kind of got here. Like no thumb, just the dolls. Four is like a dick, right? I mean. It could be. Yeah, well, if you get to the bottom knuckle. To the hilt. Yeah. And I was so drunk that I didn't really feel it. I was like, do I have a vagina? I liked it. Okay. But that was years ago. You don't have to answer this. Getting fucked is hard now. As a drag queen, you're so tired all the time. Oh.

I want to get fucked. I want to get pounded. I want you to throw me up against the wall and stick it in and just like spit on it. Are you more of a bottom? I'm trying to be, but I end up topping more because these little twinks love me. Oh, that's tough. It's really hard. Huh? So what do I do? Well, do you have twinks, little twinks that you like? Do you have a grinder? I don't like them. I can't grind her because everyone keeps saying, what's my name? What's my name? Oh, yeah. That's not fun. That's rotten. I just get called a catfish. Because you are.

Every grad, they're just like, it's a catfish. Or they'll talk for a while and then they'll be like, yeah, if this account was real. And I'm like, okay. And I don't send news because I don't want them to leak. I would never. Oh, I send them. You do? With your face in them? I have no tattoo. No, not with the face in it. And I have no tattoos. With your dingle? Yeah. But I love my penis and my body. So I don't care if people leak. Like I care, but like I'm not ashamed. Right.

Have your news ever leaked? No. I'm not ashamed. Because I don't have any identifying body marks. So it could be anyone's dick. Anyone. I'm not ashamed either, but for some reason, I don't feel comfortable, and I don't know why. I think that's okay. Yeah. Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't feel, like, ashamed, but I'm just not comfortable. No, I also just think that you're just not sure if they're just trying to talk to you for the nude. I mean, I guess... Or do we care? I don't care. I mean...

Bodies are bodies. If the, I mean the type of person, I think leaking someone's nudes says more about the person than the person. Yeah. Like you're gross. Yeah. True. Like I know that there's a, I know that there's a Reddit dedicated to sharing drag race Queens news. I think it's fucking gross. And I think everyone on it should die. Yeah. That is so weird. So gross. Because all of these were probably obtained in good confidence. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I'm just sending this to someone who might be interested. Yeah, exactly. That's gross to me. Yeah.

And you could argue, well, they're the ones sending it out into the world. No, they're not sending it out into the world, though. They're sending it to another person privately. Which is very normal in our world to send a nude. In anyone's world, actually. What do straight people do? Do they do this? Oh, absolutely they do. Just like a picture of a labia. I was watching 90 Day Fiance and this girl was like, I like American guys, but the problem is they just always send dick pics. And I'm like, do people hate getting dick pics? Depends on the angle.

I'm dead serious. I don't think I've ever gotten a dick pic. I was... I'm either interested in the dick pic or if I don't care, I just don't even think about it. There was one guy who was trying to get my attention. He liked me a lot. And we were just chatting and he just dropped a dick pic out of nowhere. I like a dick pic in context. Would you like to see my penis? Just ask me. Yeah, I think... I hate to say...

I think asking to send a dick pic should be kind of the thing. Yeah. Are you okay with nudes or can I send a dick pic? You know what I mean? Yeah, a consent. Yeah. I think that should be a thing that everyone does. So let's all swap dick pics. I used to fuck these guys. There were three guys, not related, just over the course of a few years. Copy that. And they would always, like, I would say, like, hey, what are you doing? You know, like the you up text. Yeah. And they would need...

of photographic encouragement to come over. Oh, weird. And they always did though when I gave it to them, but like, it was like, they wouldn't. Was this when you were in drag? Yeah. And I was like, do you need to sit, like, do you know what I look like? Like, we've had sex before. Oh yeah, all the time. All the time. But like, but they wouldn't, they needed to like, show me a picture. You're talking to the fucking, hold on, hold on, hang on. The Julia Roberts of having sex in drag. Of having sex in drag. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah. It was so fun. Do you still want to? Have you had sex in drag? Yeah, I miss it.

a lot. No. You've never had sex in drag? Wait. Oh, come on. I sucked a dick in the bathroom at a bar once in drag. That counts. It came to I felt so proud of myself. I think that totally counts. Yeah, that counts. So would you do booty hole sex in drag? Yeah. She did it all. And you still would? Absolutely not now though. But now it's not worth it because I'm not getting in drag just to have sex. And you're too famous now. No, that's not a problem because the people that I'm looking for, they don't know about drag race. But don't you want to do like

Don't you want to do like... You know when they do like the... Okay. Certain female celebrities are rumored to go to like Brazil. Or Dubai. You can get the blank experience. Yeah. Do you ever want to do the Katya experience for some of these men? Like 10 grand or something? They would never pay 10 grand for it. I would totally if they would. You never know. You're beautiful. People pay hundreds of dollars just to meet you. But you know what? They pay Lindsay Lohan half a million dollars to go to Dubai and do God knows what. You know, so... I wasn't going to say the word, but you said it. I think that...

Asking to send nudes is good. And on top of that, not sharing nudes that have been sent to you. If Priyanka sent me a nude and I showed it to other people, I think that's a sin and you should go to hell. That's a violation. That's a serious violation of someone's privacy. Isn't that like distribution of porn or some shit? I think it's kind of wrong. Not yours, honey. It's kind of wrong.

No, it's totally wrong. It's a serious violation of someone's privacy. Yeah. And for some reason when celebs do it, no one says anything. Well, because when people share celebs pictures, it doesn't count versus like if Beth from accounting, if someone leaked her nudes, they would be like that person's a monster. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Um, who are your beauty icons? Um,

Like, say, let's say as a, you know, drag wise or and then just like before drag, like long before drag. Who did you look? Who was your, you know, celebrity crush? Who did you think of as a pinnacle of beauty growing up? Interesting question. Like who's the one whenever you see them, you're like, oh my God, she does it every time. Yeah. Every time. Yeah. I hate to say it. Don't hate to say it.

It's Beyonce. I feel ashamed. Oh, you think it's too much of a popular opinion? Let me tell you why. It's because the reason I feel ashamed about this is because I feel like she's the obvious choice. Is she not? Not for everyone. Not for everybody. You're the first person. I will say this is growing up though. I did have a poster of Lindsay Lohan and I, she, I did something about that red hair, bitch. I was like, you're beautiful. She's gorgeous. This is beauty. This is grace. I thought she was so hot and freaky Friday. Like the kind of like punk girl look.

When her rumors phase, like that era, she did a, I think it was a Rolling Stone cover. Oh, she's just, yeah, she's beautiful. Beautiful girl. I would say her, um,

In terms of like men, I like a lot loved the Backstreet Boys and quit playing games of my heart video with the rain Let me ask you something. Yeah, so I'm a little curious about the Backstreet Boys because just I find it fascinating I don't think and I never did and they're not because I've been contrarian or whatever I don't find any one of them to be even in any way attractive They're not but I think because I like group orgies. It really stop it. I'm kidding. Do you like the group sex? I did

Really? I think that's great. And then I got left out once and I wasn't into it. What was the biggest group? Because there's got to be more than four people. Yeah, like five. It was five at Steamworks in Toronto before I was on Drag Race. Oh gosh. And then would it be people? It was kind of fun. Like the fiver was fun because I just felt like I was being thrown around like a rag doll.

And you were fucking and you're getting fucked. Yeah. And it was everything was just happening all at once. And you're like, this is cool because I find having sex as a gay dude, like especially if you're at a bottom, it's always so unpredictable. Like, am I going to shit on your dick? I don't worry about that. I worry about it all the time. Constantly. Are you serious? Yes. Can I ask what's your diet like? I eat breakfast. Lunch. We're going to take a break. And then dinner.

We're not taking a break. We're not taking a break. But I think like drinking water and eating correctly will alleviate a lot of that. Also, consistency in your diet is key. And then that, so you can have like real. Your regular poo. Because straight people eat it. Knowledge of your bowel system. And no. If your shit's coming out like wet and uncontrollable all the time,

And at different times of the day. Yeah, there's a diet issue. Okay, my thing is different times of the day. Do you have a consistent, you have a semi-consistent schedule or no? It's all over the place. It's all over the place. If you're traveling a lot, that's going to throw it out of whack as well. Oh yeah, you can't be. Or being in drag. Absolutely. My body, when I'm in drag, my body knows like we're not taking a shit at any time. Your body's like, now hold on a minute. Yeah, my urinary tract also shuts down. Have you guys taken a shit in drag? Oh yeah, recently I did a gig in the summer and I was in my Celine Dion wet wedding dress about to redo. I drove all night for everybody. Yeah.

And he looked at the events person and I was like, I have to poop. Yeah. And he was like, and I was like, I have two dresses on, like the wedding dress and the gold dress underneath. Yeah. And I was like, you're just going to have to stall because I'm still going to get this out of me. I couldn't imagine doing like a three minute cartwheel split high kick. Bless you. Bless you.

While I had to have diarrhea. Oh God. But once I shot, it was so good. I felt so skinny. How'd you get so, cause she does the flips and the turns. How'd you get into that? I just got drunk on tequila. Oh,

You just throw your body around. Yeah, I did. You didn't have to do gymnastics as a kid. You could have just drank tequila. It's crazy because looking at you move and Brooklyn move, I'm like, oh, I wish I could be as flexible as that. Well, you can. Just stretch. I have to stretch. I know. I know. I think Willem talked about this, and I had a similar experience. It's so gross. Sorry, by the way. But you can't shit without peeing.

Yeah, no, no, no. You can pee without shitting, but it's hard to shit without peeing. Correct. Yes. Right. And I shit in drag and peed in my tights. Do you tape your dingle? I didn't tape. It was like, it was, I had kind of like put the everything. Um, I, I had kind of like just, I didn't put it all the way down. Right. And it was, I don't know why. Do you tape your dingle? No, I did recently. And it was, you did.

You saw the picture. Oh, that's right. I'm going to share it with you. Yeah, I was going to say you should show it. I'm going to show it to you. I did this photo shoot for a project coming up and I was completely nude and I had to tuck for it and I'd never really done it before, but I understood how to do it. I guess I didn't understand how nuanced the experience is. You shaved everything down there, right? Yeah. Yeah, good. Oh, not this.

I mean, like, why is it shaped like that? It's a labia. Who is that? That's me. But that's everything taped. Why do you have a labia? Let's see it again. Let's see it again. Hold on. Here, wait, let's like, this is it coming on, coming unsnatched. That's the picture I have. That's the picture I have. I don't even know what I'm looking at. Like, this is alarming. So yeah, that's, that's my, my cross and my cross and my Jesus. Go back to the other. That's my cash and prizes.

Yeah, so you can see her bangers and mash. Oh my God. And I had never taped before and it was just dumb. Like that was, that was workable. Like that. I'm not saying it looks like a vagina, but I'm saying like a vagina. That's why I'm confused. No, but when you tuck correctly, it does look a little bit. Yeah. It looks like a Mons pubis. Yeah. But it was hard and it was really painful and I just can't believe people do it often. Yeah. I was laying on the ground tucked and I was like,

like, so did you put a piece of tape over that? Cause it looks, yeah, it was taped. And then up the butthole, the butthole, I just don't understand like the adhesive tearing off your skin every time. Like that would kill my skin. You're not, it's not going to tear off your skin. You have to, you have to take it off very carefully. But my problem is this is like my butt crack is so sweaty. I wouldn't be able to, it wouldn't be able to hold up. You could alcohol it. I'm not, but that Mary, it's,

It's, you know, alcohol. You're 38. Yeah, and then what? I'm not ready to start alcohol and my butt crack at 38. And then what? Or dry solid. How old are you? 29, turning 30 this year. How exciting. When you won Drag Race, did you cry? Yeah, I cried my eyes out. I did too. I couldn't believe it. Actually? No, when I won. Okay, good. I couldn't believe it. Are you kidding? I was like... It was amazing. Because it's like shit. Yeah. I was actually watching you when I was...

I felt like emotional because I felt like your emotions were sincere. Yeah. It's just like pretty fucked up to like, especially because I've lived another life before I even stepped into the drag world. I'm so happy for you. Thank you. It's crazy. It's like, I would, I would honestly, it was such a good top four. I would have been happy for like any of you. Yeah. You're also good. I wouldn't have been happy if,

You're like, don't get me wrong. I'm happy that it happened to me. Yeah, it happened to me. Did you get the money? They direct deposit? Direct deposit. There's no big check. No big check. They just direct deposit, which is a little anticlimactic. Like you wake up one day and then it's just there. Yeah. Holy shit. How much they take out Canada, that socialist... Nothing. It's tax free. What? What? What? What?

Yeah. Holy shit. Do you want to know approximately how much of the $100,000 the United States government took for me? How much? About $999 million. I'm not kidding. How much did they take? I think I got 66. What? I'm dead serious. That's actually more than I thought you'd get. Yeah. 66 because the account says gambling, winning lottery gambling. Well, you do have a problem. Well, I was thinking they took a solid 40%. Yeah. But that's not bad. And after costumes, I mean, I don't want to sound ungrateful.

But after everything I spent to do all-stars. Oh, yeah, and after the tours I can't do all-stars Yeah, actually that's what that's something a lot of times that people don't realize that all-stars You're already established Queen and you could be in the middle of a very very lucrative touring experience. Yeah, I missed like 18 tour dates I mean, it's like 18 tour dates. Yeah, but I was touring at the time yet. Okay, Miss a take tour dates and um

Then all the costumes probably spent 20 grand. Yeah. And so for wigs, all that. So then it's like, you win, but I like broke even. Yeah, you do. But it's, you know, it's the, it's the prestige. It's the prestige. I know it means a lot. I think also like just winning in that garment that I wore, that Bollywood.

Oh, it was amazing. You know, beautiful. I just love that. It was just, it was just, it's just crazy. I got to walk around, be the winner of Canada's drag race. Yeah. You just, I mean, it's amazing. It's fucking cool. And you know what? You'll die someday being like, when I did drag, I did that. Yeah, exactly. When? I did the thing. Do you think you were all going to quit drag one day? Tomorrow, bitch. No, I really love it. I love it so much.

Do you think about quitting? No. I don't either. Me either. I never do. Think about quitting life. Yeah, it's different. It's not related. Friendships, personal obligations. Yeah, it's just fucking cool. It makes me feel beautiful. Is there a second season coming? Yeah, there is. They announced it. Is Brooklyn hosting it? They don't know yet.

Okay. What do you think? I mean, I don't want to get into that judging thing, but that's something I thought it was a little bit. I don't know. It was fucking crazy. I wish the judges could have introduced themselves at the beginning. It was a little bit just random. Like, honestly, like if I was a viewer, like, okay, I get that Brooklyn came to the US. That makes sense in my brain. But who are these other two? Is there some kind of Canadian broadcasting kind of like rule?

Everyone has to be Canadian? Maybe I'm imagining this. I thought I was reading somewhere that there was some kind of Canadian broadcasting thing that...

You have to have a Canadian host or of a spin-off or something like that. Am I making that up? Maybe I'm making that up. I know that like a majority and a percentage of your cast has to be Canadian. Well, everybody had to be Canadian. The new judges, you've heard it here. Stacey Farber. It's Pippi Dobson. Oh, I fucking love Pippi Dobson. And who else is the Canadian icon who's going to host? Shania Twain. No, Celine's assistant. Like Celine's hairstylist or something. That would be a thing. Yeah. Yeah.

Would you host it? Oh, 100%. I think I'd be good at it. Would you let those whores have it? I would let them have it. The winner and plus a TV host, it's a natural fit. Oh, yeah, 100%. I think down the line I'll be hosting some sort of... Do you want me to ask Brooklyn to never do it again? Yeah, just tell her. I'll text her. Don't you think each host should be the... I mean, each winner should host the next season. Oh, that's a fun idea. That would be great. Could you imagine if you gave it to Jimbo? What if Jimbo had to host the season?

Rita Rita Okay you did Just okay I would love to sit on the panel That'd be cool Yeah or at least Or at least Or something yeah I'm curious Or a guest Guest judge Guest judge yeah That's fun

I don't see why not. You become, you know, you crowd this person as like the best. They should have an opinion. Yeah. Absolutely. Well, I love you and I think we've kept you long enough. Yeah, thank you so much for joining us today. I love you so much. Is that it? Did we cover everything? My boyfriend dumped me. Anything else you want to include? Where can people find you? Do you have any projects coming up that you want people to be aware of? I have projects but they're all secret.

Okay, so now what? I will say, she's in LA doing something really cool. So please follow Priyanka. What's your socials? The Queen Priyanka everywhere. The Queen Pri on Twitter. Find me. Okay. I'm a Wowie award winner, Henny. What'd you win a Wowie for? Best Twitter comedy. Oh, wow. Nice. Everyone was so mad. No, that's cool. I love that. You do have a good Twitter. That's going to be fun. Oh, cool. What kind of music? You know what I like about your Twitter? You have no qualms waking up and just adding a celebrity. Who cares? Yeah.

What do you mean? She'll just be like, at so-and-so. What are you doing right now? Yeah, literally. Like, I wonder where Trixie is. Like, I'm curious. Like, what are you doing? She'll be like, I wonder what Trixie Mattel is doing right now. Yeah, like right in this moment. Do you ever think about this right now? Like, what is Rihanna doing right now? I thought about, oh God, I couldn't get that. I was thinking about that, about somebody the other day.

That's my story. That's it. Oh, that's what I was going to say. That is a great way to end this pod. We have a deteriorating mind and really a Canadian icon. I love you so much. Yeah. Thank you so much. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye.