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TikTok. There are many different types of people who create content and just use the app in general. And since TikTok is probably going to get banned soon, I could have been 80 years old in a nursing home and I still would have saw that sh**.
Coming. I figured we'd go over some of the worst types of people on TikTok. And let's start off with the TikTok couples. Now, some of these couples go beyond the regular video. And they make a couple prank. I don't know, man. Me, personally, I would have a lot of trust issues there. The moment somebody tries to pull a cheating prank on me, bro, the relationship is done, bro. It's over. Because what if they're doing the prank just to mask their true intention?
Okay, maybe I'm looking a little too deep into this. But yeah, treating your partner like a lab experiment is low-key kind of weird to me. Like, I talked about this orange peel theory going around in one of my videos. Somebody posted a clip of me explaining it on TikTok, and that shit went viral. And, uh, this is the top comment, dawg. Yeah, I got cooked, bro. It's time for me to pack up. The addict. This is somebody that lives, eats, breathes, sleeps TikTok. This person never gets off the damn app. They speak to you. Mom?
Dad?
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In TikTok slang, they know every word in the book. Their screen time makes up more than half the day. They say erm, what the sigma to their mom. Okay, let me stop trolling. But in all seriousness though, TikTok is probably the most difficult app to get off of because they know everything about you. They know your government name, your fucking name,
mom's maiden name at this point. So they basically know what kind of content you want to see and they just keep feeding it to you. And a lot of the people who are addicted are literally just stuck in a loop of hours of scrolling. And you know what? I used to be there. The amount of doom scrolling I would do was insane. The conspiracy theorists. There are way too many tinfoil hat muffs on here. I once came across a video of a dude claiming the sun is fake. We would
Die without the sun. Like, what the hell are you talking about? Humanity would be extinct. I would have shivered my ass to death. And there is a shit ton of flat earthers on here as well. We can't forget that. I thought these dudes just existed in their Facebook groups. But nah, I guess they moved their way to TikTok. The flat earthers are taking over. Next up, we got the gym influencers. There's some great people out there who make gym related content.
But then there's these people who have an ego and just think they're him. Like, all right, dude, move out of the way. Gymshark is not sponsoring you. These people will film and get mad at people for getting in the video. It's a public gym. What do you want people to do? Oh, sorry, bro. My bad. I just got to walk around your video. Like, how else are they supposed to traverse the gym? And don't even get me started on the gym girls that try to frame guys as creeps. Like, this shit is fucked up. Sometimes, yeah, it is rightfully so.
But in a lot of these cases, the dude just glanced in her direction and the girl just started filming him and painting him as a creep to all of TikTok. That's why I just keep my head down and listen to my music in the gym and that's really it. I'm not trying to be in one of those videos, man. Fake disorder content. This one is just sad. How do you get so low in life that you fake a disorder for clout? How do you justify that in your mind and how do you sleep at night?
They probably do one Google search, and then they just tell the world that they have it. Constant headaches? Oh, I get that too. I definitely have this. And I find it to be really disrespectful to people who actually have these disorders. They look at the main symptoms and just mock it. It's so weird. And I guess the appeal to this one is they want to be quirky and different. So they think pretending to have a disorder on TikTok is going to fill that for them. And of course, starting in 2021, there just happened to be a lot of cases of DID on TikTok.
But only 1.5% of the global population actually has this disorder. There's definitely a lot of fakers in the mix. And it's fake as hell, just like those staged interviews. These gotta go, and they absolutely suck. So, uh, what's your biggest ick in a guy? Oh my god, if he has an android? Like, if you're broke, just say that. Or if he breathes too much, like... This episode is brought to you by Shopify.
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Oh my god, just stop breathing. Some of these answers are so ridiculous that there is no way an actual human being is saying this. Unless they're being paid a f*** ton of money. You cannot convince me that any of these interviews are real. Or I don't know, maybe they're just drunk as hell and they're blurring out random ass shit. And yes, this is a real answer given by somebody.
Like, that's it. It's a deal breaker. The relationship's over if an android is in their presence. They gotta be trolling, clip farming, or something. I don't know. Then you got people who post, like, those manifestation videos. They'll say some shit like, if you like this video right now, your crush will like you bad.
Follow if you want to marry her. Hell no, I'm not liking the video. Or it could be even worse. They could say, like this video or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life and you will die in hell as your body just slowly burns away. Okay, that was a little harsh. They don't actually say that. I'm not betting all my hopes and dreams on a TikTok video.
Next up, we got the dancer. Now, this person will do a TikTok dance anywhere. Someone even did a dance at like their grandmother's funeral. Like, this shit is getting out of hand. And when I was in high school, and hell, sometimes even when I was in college, I would see people doing a TikTok dance on campus or in the bathrooms.
Like, could you just wait until you get home? Like, is it that serious I have to do it right now? That would be like if I take my whole setup to a Starbucks and start recording in there. Everybody would be like, is this kid okay? Is he talking to himself? What is going on? When I went to pick up food last year, people were doing a TikTok dance behind my car. So I couldn't even back out. I had to wait for them to finish their dance. Oh, then I'm good to back up.
Now let's talk about the Sigma male. Now this guy thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. His idols are Andrew Tate, Patrick Bateman, the Joker, and a few other people. He's 100% making videos meat riding Andrew Tate on TikTok. Like he's the kind of guy that wants five Lamborghinis, but doesn't put in any work to get them. He claims he's on his Sigma grind set, but
I don't know, bro, he's just too busy watching Andrew Tay clips. Maybe listening to a Mewing playlist. There's also people who are obsessed with Patrick Bateman for whatever reason. I don't get it at all, this movie's like from 2002 and bro's a serial killer, what is the appeal? And of course, we can't forget the Joker either.
And they like all these videos about these emo, sad Joker quotes or some shit. And claim that people will never understand the grind. Oh yeah, and they also hate the idea of working a 9-to-5 job. So yeah, according to them, if you work a 9-to-5 job, you're just a broke peasant, dude. Get your money up. For them, how money works? You're either homeless on the streets, or you're a multi-millionaire with fucking six cars and a mansion. Next, we got the TikTok lives. Now, these people...
I don't even know if they're real humans. As of recent, a lot of these people on TikTok Live are just bots. There was this one girl that would just repeat the same shit over and over again, like "Oh, ice cream so good, yum yum" or some shit. How do you even watch that for hours? I don't know. Livestreams are supposed to be entertaining, and the creator's actually supposed to be, like, charismatic and shit. But all you gotta do is beg for galaxies, I guess. And there's some scam artists on there too.
Where they have people pay for something to happen even though the stream is just looping. Or sometimes you will genuinely feel like you're in a fever dream scrolling through TikTok live. You got some weird ass shit on there. Or sometimes people will not talk at all during their live stream. Like how is this entertaining? They'll take out signs like, oh, how tall are you? Where are you from? Like they won't even speak to the damn guy.
Like, this shit is so awkward, bro. Now we got the e-girl and the e-boy. They pretty much go hand in hand. The amount of weird-ass thirst trap videos I see from these people on TikTok is insane. You could be casually scrolling. Well, if you are a TikTok user, that is. And you could literally come across some shit like this where the dude just spits on the camera. Me, personally, I feel violated here. Like, sometimes your For You page could just be off crack and give you shit like this. And there's e-girls that literally dress as dogs. Like, are you f-
Serious? You know what? Scratch that. They actually think they're a dog. This person had a whole interview and everything. Does this person live off dog food? Do they walk on a leash? Like, I have so many questions. But it's probably better that I don't find the answer to those questions. TikTok moms. A lot of these moms posting content are straight helicopter parents, bro. Or sometimes they just suck ass at being a parent. I know that I'm not a parent yet and I'm far from it. But look, dude. Giving your son a whole mukbang is crazy. Or sometimes these moms are a...
a little bit too attached to their son. He's all grown up now. Like he's going to grow up eventually. I guess this turned out to be a trend on TikTok. You know, I'm not exactly surprised. And posting your kid online is kind of always been a weird thing to me. Post every little thing about their kid, like family channels. Like they are a hundred percent getting bullied, getting shoved in lockers if that video surfaces. And they will be on your ass like the
Feds, they will know everything about you because your life is pretty much on display for the whole internet to see. And years later, when he can more consciously make that decision, he might regret it. And if I was in that situation, if I was the baby of a family channel, I would 100% regret the decision.
Or you know what? Fuck, I might not even have a choice. I might just be recorded straight out the womb. Next up, we got the food TikTokers. Now, these people just love wasting food. I don't know what it is. They make the biggest abomination known to man. Like, seriously, what the hell is this? Or they just waste a shit ton of food and just pour it on the counter. And a lot of times, they just ruin the food. Like, they put a shit ton of ketchup on it. Like, that amount of ketchup is criminal. And then there's people who eat, like, these spicy-ass contraptions. Now, I'm a bitch when it comes to spicy food.
food, but they really got gloves on and everything. Like they're really locked in. But honestly, I think these people just have to step foot out of the kitchen and never step in again. Next up, we got the commenter. Now this dude's on everyone's nuts. He's always got something to say. This dude's top phrases are bro.
Blood, you fell off. And this dude will also just be annoying to other people in the comments as well. And it genuinely makes me think that these people are just trying to stir shit. Some of these people are mean for absolutely no reason. It's not even criticism. They're pretty much just being a dick. Next up, we got the dating advice TikTok. I don't really know what to call this. There's a bunch of different things like psychology tricks to get your crush to like you back. And a lot of these are, uh...
They're trying to put me on a list, dude. I'm just gonna be honest. And of course, there's videos of people saying, signs your crush likes you back. And of course, whenever I like somebody, TikTok would know to put those videos on my For You page. Like, it's weird. They're like the peeping Tom neighbor looking in. It's crazy. One example of a psychology trick I've
found is like look them up and down and kind of like check them out as you're talking to them that shit will get you put behind bars what do you mean i've been in the trenches for a while and you know i'm my most down bad moments of course i was watching these videos i wanted to know how do i get my crush to like me back i wanted the answer now
Okay, that was a little extreme. Sorry. Like my circumstances are looking pretty bad right now. Like am I cooked? Genuinely. Somebody said I looked like Lofty from Bob the Builder. Yeah, I think it's over for me. So I need all the advice I can get. But no, all jokes aside, that shit was pretty funny. Shout out to you, bro, if you're watching. And last but not least, we got the most toxic of them all. The stand bases on TikTok. And I talked about it in this video right here. Just click it.
