Types Of Kids In High School....
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So I'm sure it's safe to say that a lot of us have these types of kids in our school, whether you're middle school, high school, or God forbid you're watching these videos as a young jit. But hey, I don't really know for sure, but I know for a fact, at least you got these, one of these kids at your school. Come on. Whether you were popular in school or you weren't, I'm sure you noticed these stereotypes throughout school. All right, so the first one we're gonna start with is the fucking wear my hug at guy. Oh my fucking God, dude. This dude thinks he has like immaculate riz.

Like this dude will go the whole extra nine miles just to get some play like bro will walk a girl to class and everything like I always seen this one kid at my school that would fucking walk. It was a different girl every day. I'm like, God damn. What is this dude doing? I'm like, Jesus Christ. And before they would walk into class, this kid would be like, oh, we're my hug at man.

If she really wanted to give you a hug, she would give you a hug, bro. Like, I thought I was down, man. But this dude will be asking like 50 different fucking girls for a hug. Like, come on, bro. Next up, we got the nerd. So now the nerd is like that one fucking kid that always reminds the teacher, I'm actually, there was homework assigned yesterday. Everybody's just like, oh.

Really? Who invited this? Come on, really? Like, we're just trying to leave. Like, the class was done. Like, why could you just shut your mouth, bro? Like, it's just high school. It really ain't that deep. Like, I mean, although my grades are pretty good, I still didn't give a fuck about the homework and shit like that.

This kid probably ended up getting jumped a few times. Hell, maybe shoved into a few lockers. Next up is the vape lord. I'm sure y'all know this kid. This dude would just, like, fucking go into the bathroom and vape all the time. There's multiple of them. It's like a fucking cult. Like, goddamn. Can y'all just wait till you get home? I know y'all got, like, a crippling addiction, but...

Like trust me your life will be so much better if you just work towards stopping. Like these people can't even go the entire school day without it. Like they gotta suck on it like a fucking pacifier dude, come on. And not to mention some of the vape kids I went to school with, god damn they were so rude. I don't know why. Like I walked into the bathroom one day and I saw some kids vaping. One of them asked me if I wanted to hit. I'm like nah I'm good. And I just walk in and I take a shit. Rookie mistake bro. And as they walk out they just start laughing at me and shit like that.

"I was a pussy and didn't want to hit." And they literally just fucking shut the lights off. I'm like, "God damn it, now I gotta wipe my ass in the dark." Thanks, I really appreciate that. I really had to use a goddamn flashlight to help me wipe my ass. Thanks a lot. Next up is the emo kid. Now, a lot of people just like to dress emo.

You know, which is fine, right? Everybody's got their own aesthetic style that they rock with. But these kids, they were just down terrible. Like, I don't know what was up with them. They would just write fucking poems about how their life is so hard and how life is meaningless and add some Joker-ass quote in their poem. But come on, we all know your mom just like copped you a BMW. Here, Timothy, you can drive this to school now. Thanks, buh.

Yes, life is hard. And you know, people go through hard times. But that doesn't make you like super special compared to everybody else. Somebody would kill to have rich parents to buy them a BMW or some shit. But you're over here like, oh, I hate my parents, blah, blah, blah. Okay, next up is the hot Cheeto girl. They just sit in the back of the classroom. They have like two other friends and they just talk about like drama or whatever. They have long ass nails and they just munch on fucking any spicy snack they can get their hands on.

in the back of the classroom. And for some reason, they always like kind of have the same archetype. Like it's crazy. Like they got the same cut, the same build. Like it's ridiculous. I mean, to be honest with you, there's not really much to be said about that one. Next up is the jock. Now the jock or the Brad or Chad, whatever the hell you want to call him. You know, most of the girls at the school really liked him.

All right. He was that guy, but he was also kind of a dick. So he would constantly use people and shit like that. And it was just like, he would sometimes just use his cool points to his advantage. Like he would just kind of just get people to do things for him. Like he would ask someone to do his homework or send them the answers to the homework. And he'd basically have to do nothing. Like he'd have Stacy sending him the math homework, John sending him the science. You get the idea. Like it was crazy. He didn't have to do anything, but he still graduated.

All you had to do was just be good at sports. Everyone would like them. And now I was about to let this one slide, but now we cannot let this one go. The band kids. A lot of kids in band, they're pretty chill. You know, they like music, but there's always that one fucking kid in band that just says the most unfunny shit and just like references, like really unfunny memes and all that. Like it's crazy how much he matches a Reddit mod. Like he's referencing...

Like, Among Us memes and shit. And didn't that game die like two years ago? Like, come on now. Kind of like a Reddit mod in real life, basically. Next up, we got the gym sweat. And holy hell, bro would sweat his fucking nuts off if that meant he would win at gym basketball.

He would talk to his homies about, oh yeah, the gym basketball game. I was dunking on kids like Shaquille O'Neal. You already know how it is. And even if the kid just like clearly wasn't trying, like he would literally still dunk on him. Sometimes if I was good at a sport like football, for example, I was pretty decent at flag football. Sometimes we would play in gym and like the sweats would be like fucking sweating their nuts off. I would sweat on the sweats, bro. I would get, I would fucking...

boss their ass and shit when he was the cornerback and i was the receiver i was dust in his ass bro i was like all right let me make sure i get by this kid so this way i sweat on the sweats okay that sounded fucking and now a lot of you might be wondering well what stereotype are you well i was an npc