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Laws. Yeah, there's some weird ones out there and as we grow as a society, it's only gonna get weirder So today I decided to browse the internet for the weirdest laws I could find and as the list goes on it Progressively gets weirder in Oregon. It's illegal to practice occult arts. Now a lot of you are like what the fuck?
is it a cult art? Because that's what I said when I first read it. Well, an occult art is basically like fortune telling or card readings or anything like that. And to be honest with you, I got to say W Oregon because they're what taking your money to just read a crystal ball. Because in my personal opinion, that sounds like a scam to me, dude. I would genuinely much rather use that money to buy a full course meal at Denny's than do that shit in Oklahoma.
it's illegal to eavesdrop some people are kind of put in a situation where they're kind of forced to hear other people's conversations and you just have to tune it out but bro if you're going out of your way to seek out somebody's conversation doing a little cartoon tiptoe down the hallway peeking your head in like if you look
look like this guy right here? Bro, you're just weird. Like, why are you doing that? Like, calm down, Unc. Put down the jar. That's not going to help you hear any further. Canadian radio stations must play Canadian artists at least 35% of the time. I honestly don't really know much Canadian artists. You got the Sausage Slinger, the Goat himself, Aubrey Graham. Now you got the Weeknd, Justin Bieber. I mean, who else? But compared to what we got next, this one is not super crazy. I'm sure other countries have that kind of law too. But to be honest with you, nobody...
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I don't care what anybody says. Ice cream and pie is like the most lethal combination ever. I don't care if I get held at gunpoint. I'm still eating ice cream and cherry pie. F*** out of here. Whoever invented this law, I guess he got some deep-rooted beef with cherry pie. Because my question is, why specifically cherry pie? And to whoever is making these laws, what the f*** are you on?
Because I need to have some of that shit in georgia It's illegal to consume fried chicken by any other means than with your hands Sometimes bro, the chicken's got like buffalo sauce on it, bro I'm, not trying to get buffalo sauce all over my fingers, bro I see all these people eating spicy ass foods on youtube and shit They got gloves on bro, and they got them on for a reason if I poke my eye. It's wraps, dude It's over but all right, bro. If I was legally required not to use a fork, I guess i'll do it
Because one time when I was at a sushi restaurant, the waiter called me a fork guy. And I never fucking lived that down since. In Florida, it's illegal to sing in your swimsuit. Like, I mean, bro, who is singing in public anyways if you're just some average Joe? Nobody planned on singing in their swimsuit anyway. Because at least me, I'm not the next coming of Michael Jackson. If I try to raise my voice to a higher octave, I'm gonna have 50 voice cracks before that-
Wow, I'm just gonna leave her in. What if I bring my speaker to the beach and I just start singing in public? No one's gonna want to hear me sing, bro. They're gonna start throwing fucking volleyballs at me and tell me to shut up. In California, it's illegal to take a bath while eating an orange. What's so bad about eating an orange in the bathtub? What do y'all got against oranges? Why are you hating? I would argue that oranges are one of the best fruits out there. They're at least in the top three. I don't want to hear it. That would be a heat bad.
Everybody gassing up bubbles like in the little SpongeBob bottle. Nah, get the fuck out of here. Oranges. That's what really makes a bath a bath. So I guess I'm not moving to California then. Like they're just doing some crazy ass gatekeeping over there. In Michigan, it is illegal to tie a crocodile or an alligator to a fire hydrant. Who is doing that?
Who is going out of their way to tie a crocodile to a fire hydrant? Somebody must have decided to try it if the law exists. You feel me? And I'm surprised this law isn't in Florida. I mean, they basically roam the goddamn streets down there. Like, I'm starting to think that alligators are gonna take over down there. I've seen so many of them. But none of which that I've seen were tied to a fire hydrant. So where the f***
Did you get the idea to create this law from? Goddamn. It's illegal to bite your landlord in Maine. I mean, biting anybody in general is weird. Why specifically your landlord, bro? Like, I could really only imagine how that would go. Lil bro, it's the end of the month. Your rent's- Ah, what the f-
Somebody call animal control. What the hell? There was definitely some psycho ass motherfucker out there that decided to give this one a go. There's a bunch of crazy ass people on this earth. And one of those people had to be crazy enough to do that shit. In Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or a street lamp. Okay, so I think the first thing we gotta discuss is how
How the hell do you even giraffe? Like I guess whoever made this law is acting like people travel the world via giraffe. Like no, bruh. Nobody is getting access to a giraffe. Unless you're like a zookeeper that's in their habitat or something. I don't know. But even if you did try to tie it to a pole, it would fucking beat the shit out of you before that could even happen.
Female giraffes can be up to 14 feet tall, bro. They be in Shaquille O'Neal in the paint. So obviously I'm not trying to step up to the goddamn paint. In Canada, it's illegal to bring a llama to a national park. Again, nobody owns a pet llama. Nobody. Or maybe there'll be that one person in the comments. Well, actually I own a pet llama and I bring it to the park every single day. If you own a pet llama, Jesus Christ, it's 2024. I don't know. You do you, I guess. Me personally, I'm not getting a pet llama. Like what would I look like if I bring a
fucking llama to a dog park. Everybody's just going to start staring at me. It's illegal to build a sandcastle in Spain. I was a D1 sandcastle merchant back in my days. Like what else am I going to do on the beach? When I would go to the beach as a kid, my parents would pack me with an assortment of buckets where I was ready to go and
What would happen if a cop saw me building a sandcastle? Would he just come over and just punt that bitch like Steven Gaskowski? That would just suck, bro. If I was a kid and somebody just came and kicked my sandcastle, that would absolutely crush me. I guess Spain's sleeping on their future architects, bro. Like, wake up, bro. I'm sure they're over here building sand sculptures and shit. In England, you can't...
Hold salmon suspiciously. What does that even mean? What does it mean to hold it suspiciously? Like, pause? Like, what are you doing to the salmon? Why are you holding it like that, dude? But nah, in all seriousness though, I think the law was made if like people had...
reason to believe that it was illegally fished, I guess you would be suspiciously holding salmon. Like, how do you even tell if somebody's holding it suspiciously? I don't know. I guess that they're like trembling in their boots or something as they're walking away with it. In New York, it's illegal to shine your shoes after 1 p.m. on a Sunday. I don't care what the law says. I'm not walking out the crib with dusty ass shoes.
Like, trust me, I'm just like that. They won't see me. I'm just confused as to why on Sunday. Like, we need to have a conversation. Those are the days of family functions. I'm getting cooked at the function. If I pull up with some dusty ass beater shoes. If I walk around with shined shoes. Are these motherfuckers just gonna come up behind me and say, Freeze, please step into the vehicle.
And if that's the case, you could just have my fucking shoes. I don't care. I'm not giving up my freedom for shiny shoes. In Virginia, it is illegal to hunt on Sundays unless you're killing raccoons. What is Virginia's problem with raccoons? I mean, what do they really do? Just eat out of the trash? I guess they have a point. I don't know. And I don't know what their deal is with Sunday either. Like...
I guess in older times, Sunday was meant as a day of rest, and you would just spend it with your family or friends. So I guess that's why these lawmakers have serious beef with Sundays. In New Jersey, it is illegal to purchase ice cream after 6 p.m. Literally everybody buys ice cream after 6 p.m. I guess everyone's just getting arrested now. With all these weird-ass laws, bro, everybody's gonna be going to jail. Like, how are they gonna have enough room in the prisons? And I looked even further into this, and apparently you need a doctor's note?
fuck is that gonna do? Like since when do you need permission from somebody to eat ice cream? That is just insane. What kind of weird ass fantasy is New Jersey living in? I don't fucking know. In Samoa, it's illegal to forget your wife's birthday. I mean, shit, forgetting somebody's birthday is so fucking awkward.
Right. I understand that people got shit going on and they're not gonna plant in the back of their head That it's my birthday. But yeah forgetting your wife's birthday is pretty fucking awkward I'm not gonna lie But the last thing I would expect is the FBI at my door if I forgot my wife's birthday And how would they be able to tell like would my wife just snitch on me like officers? He forgot my birthday and it's wrapped. It's over in Switzerland. You cannot flush the toilet after 10:00 p.m Looks like I'm going to jail. Sorry those nighttime shits just have to happen
bro. They hit so different and I'm not trying to make my bathroom smell like ass. I'm going to have to have like 50 different candles in the bathroom to just get rid of that smell. And if somebody walks in and drops a truck driver ass shit, like, am I not going to be able to flush the toilet? Like hell not do your straight tripping. If you think I'm doing that.
Switzerland, y'all gotta get your fucking shit together. No pun intended, I swear to God. In Florida, there is no farting on Thursdays after 6 p.m. I'm not holding it, bro. I don't care, bro. I'm ripping straight ass. I would rip ass in front of a
cop and honestly i gotta watch the fuck out bro i'm going to florida soon so uh i just can't rip ass on thursdays i guess and i'm for certain gonna have to limit my bean and burrito consumption because those two items alone will cause many many natural disasters in your stomach trust me
I've experienced it. At a French beach, you can only wear a speedo as a guy. Yeah, I'm not pulling up. I'm 100% cool off the French beaches, bro. I'm not trying to have my cheeks hanging out at the fucking beach. Pulling up in a speedo should be a fucking crime in itself. That shit's public humiliation. You know, I always did want to go to Paris, but yeah, this makes me change my mind real fast. There is no way a speedo will be in proximity.
of my Johnson. The weirdest law of all time ever created has gotta be in Arcadia, a region in Greece, peacocks have the right of way. And we're technically, they are very sacred animals and they need, I'm not getting bitched by a peacock.
I'm, sorry, dude. It's just not happening if they're standing there waiting to cross i'm zooming right by Is their dead ass gonna take years to cross the street if you enjoyed this video? I'm, sure you'll enjoy my playlist of a bunch of other videos just like this go watch it
