Holly Madison & Tana Mongeau On Their FAMOUS Exes & Getting BANNED From Vegas
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These guys are right. Like he has such a bad reputation in this town that they literally made a PSA. I feel like I should have had to pay for that. That was so iconic. And... Was the pupper at the inside Disneyland? Yeah. No. Not having to buy the Fast Pass for the shot. That's crazy.

Welcome back to Just Trish. Today we're keeping

spooky October going into spooky November. I love that. Yeah. We're just costumes all the time. I want to cosplay literally year round with you guys so like I love that. We're here with Tana Mongeau and Holly Pattinson. It's so surreal to see you guys sitting across from me in the platinum blonde wigs. I feel like

I hate to do the reference, but like Girls Next Door. I feel like we're Girls Next Door, but like 2024. But just literally 2024 edition. It's crazy. Oh my God, it's so fun. I actually have so much fun. We've been together for like literally like eight hours. We're so hardworking, first of all. Whoever says influencers aren't hardworking didn't see us today. I'm just kidding. We really were hustling the TikToks, the photo shoots, the podcast.

We have been, it's been a content day and it's been so good. Got so much done. Thank you guys for doing the podcast. I kind of snuck the podcast in because we were already glamming and stuff and I was kind of like, do you guys want to just like casually do the podcast? Always down though. Always down to come sit on this couch. Oh my gosh. Okay. So, oh my God. There's so much to talk about. There's so much. Where do we begin? We were going to talk about everything. I know. I'm like, what did we talk, who did we talk about today? Like, what did we talk about today?

been pretty good. I feel like there's been no drama. No, today was like, we were, first of all, I think that we were Disney princesses today and I've obviously never been a Disney princess. So like I just got into character. I felt so wholesome. Well, technically we weren't Disney princesses today. We were Disney characters. They're not technically princesses, but you've never seen, Tana's never seen a Disney princess movie. Yeah. I don't think so. I have like one memory of watching like Ariel on like VHS or something, but yeah.

Yeah, the lack of childhood. I need to get into it. I've been just like, do I wait till I have kids? But like today made me want to watch. Is it Beauty and the Beast? Yeah, that's what we were from. Yeah, I'm definitely more beast coded. But have you any guesses what it would be about without seeing it? Oh, my God. Is she the same as Sleeping Beauty?

In the sense of what? It's beauty from Beauty and the Beast, the sleeping girl. Oh, no. No. It's a good relation, but no. Oh, I didn't know that until right now. I was like, oh, she was asleep and the beast was mad. It sounds like every relationship I've ever been in. Oh, my God. I don't know. That's got to be a good one. Does she? Oh, I think she like falls in love with the guy and then he turns into a beast or the beast and then he turns into a guy. Oh, my God. That's like what I was hoping for when I would date ugly. It's like, can you turn into...

Like maybe you're a prince now. Yeah. Like, oh my God, that's crazy. I need to watch it though. I do. It's so good. Especially sitting next to the Disney queen being like, I've never seen a Disney movie. It's like, this is embarrassing. She's like the real life Belle from Beauty and the Beast because technically Belle kind of has like Stockholm syndrome. She's kind of like falls in love with her captor and the captain. And then that's kind of Holly when she was in the. No, have you still tell me he reminded me of Belle from Beauty and the Beast? Wait, really? Oh my God. And you were like, huh? So that makes you.

No, it definitely is that vibe. It is kind of crazy to actually think because you did fall in love with him. Totally. But he's like, because we were talking about it today, we just ask a million questions to Holly about Playboy all the time, but I'm always just like so fascinated. I'm like, God, he does sound like an actual monster that they do not show. You're like, he yelled and we're like, how does

he yell? He's like so like old and frail. Yeah, I feel like if he yelled, he would just like zap out and like, you know, like spontaneously combust. Yeah, let me not finish my sentence. That was a good ending to the sentence. But it's just, Holly, you just have so much lore. You've lived so many lives and I've like watched so many of them as a fan. So it's like, it's so cool like to just get to like talk to you. Like, I don't know, dude, I'm so embarrassing. No, no, no.

It was full circle because then it came to your show. Yeah, it was so crazy having both of you at the canceled live shows because it was like obviously just mother, queen, the fans. We needed a medic when Trisha walked out. It was so fun. For like literally people having a heart attack. But Holly as well, like growing up, I just always wanted to go to your peep show. But I was like 13 and I couldn't go. But you had a show on the strip while I was like in middle school and I just wanted to go so bad. It says everything about me.

to this day. So you like saw her on like the billboard, the like electronic vocal billboard. That's so cool. Yes, I would always see her at the, because it was at the Palms, right? No, it was at Planet Hollywood. Planet Hollywood. But this was so long ago that most of the billboards weren't even electronic. They were just static. Wait, really? Yeah. Oh my God. That's actually even more cool though because then it didn't like change all the time. I remember in like the elevators had your face on them and so like when they would open. Yes. Oh my God. So cool.

They should bring it back. Totally. When you had a residency in Vegas, like what was that like? It was like one of the best times of my life for sure. Like it was so much fun. Just me and my friends would go out every single night. It's like daytime would be either like filming my TV show or it would be just going to different events and like step and repeats and stuff. And then we do the show and like I'm best friends with so many people in the cast. So it was like the most fun thing to do. And then we would go out to clubs at night and it was just rinse and repeat.

What was the club at the time? Like what was that? I was there like every night to the point where they would take like photos and they would put them like up on the website or whatever. And they started captioning it, like saying I was their first lady. And I'm like, maybe I'm going out a little too much. Oh my God. Every night. Such a fun club though. I'm banned from it for life. And I'm so sad.

What happened? Oh, my God. I've been banned from the Wynn twice. All Wynn properties. Oh, is this the Wynn? Yeah. Oh, boosh. I never stayed. It looks so fancy. You would love it. The beds there. The fact that I'll never sleep in that bed again actually haunts me. But you're banned? Yeah. What'd you do? We have to get you back in. Holly, what are you banned for? She has the key to Vegas. If anyone could do it, it really is you. Stop. Everyone always tells me this, though, and then they try, and then the Wynn says no, and it just doesn't happen. Are you friends with his nephew, though? Uh-huh.

And you can do it? Well, because the wins don't own the win anymore. Oh. Yeah. Oh, I've gone deep in this lore. Don't you trust me? Head of win security called me a criminal and a bozo. I don't know.

Imagine me. I was like, God damn. Wait, but what happened? I've talked about it a lot online. So I don't, I don't know if you want me to like bore you with it. I mean, just like very Tana at her worst. Like, how old are you? Um, I got banned for the first time when I was 21 for underage drinking. They waited till I turned 21 and they were like, happy 21st. Here's screenshots of all the times you were here underage, your band. And then they unbanned me so graciously. And then I,

I mean, essentially my ex just like brought drugs in with me and then they kicked me out and I didn't know. Oh, that's not your fault. Yeah. But like...

They already didn't like you, so they're like, okay. Yeah. No, but he also put stuff. I just sound like I'm lying, dude. I sound like I'm lying. That's why I hate saying it. But he put stuff in my purse. It sounds like I'm lying, but I would tell you. I feel like that happens a lot. You always hear about the girlfriend being like, I didn't know it was in my purse. They just stick it in there. It was the Balenciaga with the little keychain pouch attached to it, so I didn't check the pouch. And he was like, yeah, I put my drugs in there. And I was like. You didn't get arrested. You just got banned. Yeah. That's good, though. At least you didn't get a run-on job. I know. But I do want a new mugshot.

Wait, did you have, is that one real? The one that's out there? Yeah. Wait, what did you get arrested for? At Coachella for underage drinking. Oh, no. But was it like Coachella arrest and not like police arrest? Yeah, not police, like Coachella jail. But Coachella jail was scary. Wait, what is the Coachella jail? Yeah. Is that like the Disneyland jail? Yes, kind of. Well, Disneyland jail is probably actually scarier. Disneyland has a jail? Yeah, well, unofficial. It's like behind the scenes. It's just like a room they put people in.

For what? Like being drunk or what? They do something messed up at the park, I guess. And they just keep them in there for how long? I guess until like law enforcement can come take them away. Oh, I see. They like detain them. I'm not really sure. I've never been there, but it's... That's... It's like Mickey Mouse arresting you. Like, whoo! Is that true?

You have a dog from Pirates of the Caribbean sitting outside with the keys. Wait, actually? No, but that would be so cool. That would be so funny. Oh my gosh. Well, we have to get you unbanned. We need to go to Disneyland. We really do. So you just went, right? Yeah, we both were there like a day apart. I literally sat on your close friend's door. I should have posted on my close friend's so I can see who else is there at the same time because I never want to post while I'm there, but I'm always like, I should go on my close friend's to see who's there because everybody happened to be there. It's so much fun. Wait, am I on your close friend's?

Yeah, I think so. You know why I switch it up? It depends on what I'm asking for. You're like, not at me. You're like, let me. Sometimes it's like, oh, I'm looking for a housekeeper in the area or something. So I do it. Or if I'm looking for influencer friends and I do it. So I kind of change it up. It's actually like six people. That's so fun, though. That's so fun. I never really post. But Disney is everything. And if you haven't been in eight years, I feel like Holly is the one to go with. Something like that. The last time, I've only been to Disneyland twice. Mm-hmm.

Um, once when I was a child and then once the day after TanaCon and then I immediately left, I was like, bad decision. Take the mouse ears off. After TanaCon. Cause we were in Anaheim and it was like all paid for and everyone was like, just go. And then I like got there and I was like, I have, no, I have to go figure out TanaCon. Was the disaster already happened? Like people knew it was a disaster or was it like pending? Yeah.

It was forming. Like it wasn't a big snowball, but it was snowballing. Like in that moment, I was like, I can't, like I don't need to be at Disneyland. I'm like, what the fuck? We'll do TanaCon part two and then we'll go to Disneyland after and get a redemption. We need a TrishaCon. TrishaCon would be so good. I don't know if anybody would come to TrishaCon. Stop! When I went to your show and I texted you, I'm like, I know people tell you this, but when they show the little clip of you at the beginning, the crowd loses their shit.

Of course. That's how we gauge if a crowd's good or bad, how loud they yell for you. It made me feel more confident when you texted me that because I honestly, I remember when you called me, I was like, I really want to, but I'm like, I honestly don't know because I just was like, I don't want to flop.

Like, we'd go out and people, like, don't care at all. You would never do that. It's so funny because I've said this on this podcast a bunch, how, like, they all wear the Just Trish shirts and stuff. And she's like, I don't believe you. It felt so validating to see you walk out and someone hold up a Just Trish shirt. I was like, sick. That was wild. That was cool. That was so much fun. I was, like, super hyped. Now I'm, like, so delusional. I'm like, let me do a whole Christmas tour. No, it's so fun.

It's going to be so amazing. I'm going to come in like full prosthetics as a fan. Like I want to. Come as yourself. People want to see you. But I can't take the shine away. Like this is Trisha Paytas live show. Who knows when you'll. That enhances the show. I feel like who knows when you'll do one again. Like I just. Yeah. I don't know. This is kind of crazy for me to be like I'm going to do this whole tour in December. It's kind of wild. Merry Trishmas. Merry Trishmas. All Christmas music. Like it's going to be so, so good. I'm excited. I'm super excited. So exciting. Your energy amazes me just how much you do. Like all the TikToks you do and all the podcasts.

and everything and now you're doing a live show. I feel like I'm like can do all that because like of Moses. I feel like if I like was by myself I like definitely could not do it. He's so sweet. I always thank him. When I'm on the way to anything I was on the way to like the Wicked screening and I was like crying. I'm like thank you so much for like watching your kids because I wanted a family but also I still want to do this so it's like it's hard to do both and so I'm like God I really have it all now and it was like so

You really just do have it all. You guys are so cute. Wait, but like you were here a year ago and you had just started dating Makoa. So now you're like a year? Almost a year, yeah. We're like 11 months in to dating, which is crazy. You were like one of the very first people to support me in my wholesome relationship. And I just like, I knew he was like the one, you know? And it's like, I felt like...

You know me, like every week at that point in my life, I'm like, I found the one. And it's like, you know, but you were like, yes. No, it felt so real. And you disclosed something that I did not know. I felt like last time we were here, you didn't want kids, but you're like, no, I want like

seven kids. No, I want kids. I'm just so scared to be pregnant. You guys are saying it's like a dream. Yeah. You said the most like poetic thing today. What did you say? Well, when I was pregnant, I just felt like it was one of the best times in my life. And I just felt like I was, I didn't feel like desperate to be like accomplishing anything like I usually do, or like I needed to be anywhere else. I just felt like this is exactly where I'm supposed to be. I'm doing exactly what I'm supposed to be doing. Like they always say life is a journey and not a destination, but I felt like I was at the destination. Oh,

That is so sweet. You added more poetic. That was beautiful. But that's like perfectly sad. And it's not to convince you to be pregnant. I felt the same way. Like I really didn't think I would do well in pregnancy just because like I'm not like the healthiest as far as like walking, exercising, eating right. And so but it just was like, yeah, I felt so I don't know. You just feel like you have to slow down. Like it makes you slow down a little bit, but like in a good way, because obviously you like

hustle hustle like you're going somewhere after this you know what I mean and you're like go to Vegas like you guys just like always non-stop so I feel like when you're pregnant you can still do it I would love that I would love like nine months no I would be such a bitch I would be on bed rest for nine months I would be like Makoa you have to go pee for me figure it out but that's kind of fun too to just kind of like because people do cater to you like being pregnant because it was like people really do like oh she's pregnant you know and it's so magical obviously to like grow your baby in you but I'm just so scared that I would feel like a kick or something and

Lose it. It doesn't feel that weird though. Do you think? What is it? Can you try to, can you try to give me like an analogy? I mean, it's, it's, it's kind of vague. Like it feels like that.

yeah it really does it doesn't feel like somebody's like kicking your insides out with a high heel or anything it feels very vague like when i was younger i used to think that it would feel so foreign and weird to be pregnant but you almost like you don't forget it's there but kind of it's just it's so natural feeling you know yeah and then you both just like gave birth like you picked up a latte like it's like you guys make it seem like you just like you were doing

Like three days after you gave birth. Well, I did C-section both times. I didn't choose it the first time. The second time I chose the C-section and it literally took me 10 minutes to deliver the baby. It was actually like great. I know. I know C-sections are hard for a lot of people. Mine was like actually so easy and I just was like I could have five more babies this way. No way. But I wanted to push. I wanted to push. And I did push for like three hours and it was just like stuck. But the way you were describing it with your epidural, I was like, God, it does sound great. Because you do go numb. I did get the epidural and you don't feel anything. So everything does stop and it is kind of a great feeling. It's kind of fun.

And you're just like breathing and normal and like not freaking out? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they coach you along. They tell you to like push and stuff and...

I don't know. I mean, never say never to anything. You know what I mean? Anything I ever have my mind made up on, I like change my mind a week later. So who knows? No, but I love that you were like, I think like adoption and like all that stuff like that. Like that's so. I do think adoption is so beautiful. And I like love like even just like Angelina Jolie and her like 19 adopted kids. I'm like, God, I want that to be me so bad. Your story was so cute because you said you felt like adopted by Amari's parents. So I'm like, that's actually like such a good like reason because you know how it feels like you're taken in by the families.

And they just saved me. They saved my life. So I think it would be definitely so cool to save some kids who don't have it. The world feels overpopulated anyway. We don't need mini Tana Mongeau's running around. It's quite good that they don't have my genetics. We were looking into adoption because I didn't think I would be able to get pregnant and I never froze my eggs. I mean, I guess it could have been possible. I just didn't know that path at all. And we were looking into it because I just...

just like how to start. I was like literally Googling like how to adopt. Like I don't even know like how you start. But it is pretty, pretty cool. And like it's neat to be able to do that. But you also have to pass a bunch of criteria. You know, they'd probably ask me questions and they'd be like, eh, next. Well, different countries are a little looser on the guidelines I found out because some don't let you adopt if you have like a mental illness. You know what I mean? So I did and I was like, okay. But then some do and like, yeah. I mean, it's definitely complicated but it's probably a good thing because then

Remember that one YouTuber who adopted a kid and sent it back? Yes. What? That's terrifying. Yes. Somebody adopted a child and then... They asked in their adoption that they wanted a child with special needs. We were able to take care of it. I think it was a boy from China. They had the boy for two years in the vlogs and they basically sent him back after two years. Because if you really think about it,

We do kind of know a lot of people like that, like, or have in life who would do that. Oh, yeah. Like, it's like, people are f***ed up, especially in LA. You know Nikki Philpie? Yes. She went out, she was going to adopt from Thailand, I believe, and she goes, we were going to adopt, we had it all set up, but then they told us we couldn't film the baby for the first year, so we said no. I saw that. And I was like, is that wild? And she's like a big YouTuber that's been around for a while. I was like, why would you?

So many things people just need to, and this is rich coming from me, but like leave in the draft. Like what you, you, you're telling me you film that you said it, you edited it, you watched it and you pressed upload. There wasn't a thought. They're also the ones that unaligned their dog for biting their child. Yeah. And they said, basically the husband took the dog in the back and basically like

pew-pewed it in its head, basically, which is, like, crazy, yeah. And then they talked about it. I was like, why would you talk about it? It's, like, for biting your son, like... Oh, that's awful. And they had this talk for a solo, anyways. That's the whole thing. I think about that every day. That's, like, diabolical. That's, like, sociopath, psychopath behavior. I know, and then she's, like, just making vlogs, like, normal. I was like, okay, that, like, deserves cancellation. Like, you're, like, gonna adopt a child, but they can't be filmed, so you're like, no. So weird. That's so, like, oh, my God. Like, your child is, like, a sunny angel or something. It's, like, it's, like... The little tarot? Yeah. Do you know what sun angels are?

No, what are they? You would love them. You're so science angel coded. I like them.

but it was I think they're so cute so they're like these little like you can get the grippers that go on like someone's phone how do you do you have one or no I don't have one okay I wanted to get one but what that's just funny like you assuming I had one maybe well I think you said Sunny Angel like just found out about it this week because I was at Fashion Nova and they had the little like all these people had these little cherub angels on their phones and they're really cute from like the outside because they kind of peek over but then you turn around and they're like their butts are kind of exposed but I guess it's a cherub angel but I'm like I don't know I wanted to get one but I'm like it's kind of weird I guess to have like a little baby I guess it's

cute. People are obsessed with them like paying thousands of dollars and they make like little rooms for them like in their house. I wish I had free time like that. Like what do you mean your Sunny Angel has a jacuzzi? Like girl what? I do. I did want to get a Sunny Angel but I wish they had them with like little undies on just to feel like a diaper. Yeah like something cute. We could make like little shorts for one for you. That's true. Just like little fuzz or something like that. Yeah that's cute. That would actually be really cute. I bet everyone's going for Sunny Angels for Halloween. Just like their little butts out and stuff like that.

stuff like that. People are so creative this year, like more than ever. Your costume you told me about the chapel run passenger seat was so good. I was dying. I saw someone be chapel run and then the guy was, you know how she has that song, it's like knee deep in the passenger seat. He's literally a passenger seat, like seat belt and all. I was like, this is so, that's just why I love the gays. I know, the gay Twitter is kind of everything. Like what do you mean? You're Princess Diana and the beanie baby. You know what I mean? It's so good. So good. That song, knee deep in the passenger seat, what does that mean?

Is it sexual? Yeah. And you're eating me out. Like saying like somebody's on their knees. But I don't know. Knee deep. I don't know if it means the person down here is on their knees or like she's like. Oh, that's probably there. Like I thought you're on the knees. But I think it means the person. That's what I think too. But it's like. I didn't know the lyrics like that. I know that like you need like a Maybach for that. Trisha, you could do it. You and Moses. Yeah.

That's what we do. We go knee deep. The passenger seat of the Maybach is actually kind of shallow compared to like the back. The back is more long. Really? Yeah, but. I've never been in your Maybach. I need to like go for a spin. It's kind of fun. It's kind of comfy. It's cozy. It's a good car. So Halloween outfits. Well, Halloween has passed by now. What are you guys being for Halloween? I'm so basic. I'm just trick-or-treating with my kids. So I have my Dallas Cowboy cheerleader costume. That's not basic. That's my gesture.

so hot. It's surprisingly comfortable though because you get to wear tights. There's like a little tie thing that comes down over the stomach and I got the cowboy boots and everything. I love that that's your comfort. Yeah. You're like so cozy. You're wearing like a onesie. Oh my god literally but that's so good. Like you are the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Like you're such a blonde hottie like you. Oh my god. Did you ever try out? No I'm not that good of a dancer. It just would have never occurred to me I don't think to like go to Texas. You did Dancing with the Stars though. Yeah.

Oh my god, I didn't even know that. Yeah, like season 8 a long time ago. Was it so hard? It was really hard, but I super got in shape and it was so much fun. Like you get to go in every week and you go, there's this guy named Randall who does all the costumes and you and your partner kind of collab on what the costumes are going to look like and they make you this just rhinestone costume. Like you guys both need to go on.

Let me call them. No, it's so crazy to me how like mainstream entertainment industry doesn't really catch on to like the fan bases that people like you guys have. Like the fact that like you haven't been cast in like Little Shop of Horrors on Broadway or something is insanity. I push for it every day. Have you ever thought about like has your agent like ever seriously made a deck where it shows like how many views you get, how many podcasts listens, here's the video I made.

Finally, yes. CAA. Okay, yeah. That's what, like, made us sign with them because, like, the minute we went in to sign with them, they had, like, a booklet of all my stats. And I was like, oh, my God, this is, like, the most impressive thing I've ever seen. Yeah. So I think now, and they did. They, like, pushed for Little Shop of Horrors. And they're like, oh, like, they said they were, like, booked up until, like, the fall of next year. But they're like, she's been on our list. Like, so they definitely do try. So shout out CAA. They definitely try. And, like, Chicago, I was on the short list for that. So yeah.

Fingers crossed it'll happen. It's going to happen. I feel like you are. I love when people keep saying it. So I'm like, let's keep talking about it, you know, maybe. You are manifestation queen. Like, there's no way in hell it's not going to happen. You know that. Well, I mean, I would die. Because obviously we talked about Pamela Anderson and her in, like, Chicago. It was so inspiring because, like, she was very great in it. But she's, like, not known to be, like, a singer and dancer. So I was like, God, if she can do it. And she was, like, 50 when she did it. And she looks so good, of course. God, I love her. Her no makeup stuff has been, like, so inspiring to me lately. So good.

I never want to wet a beauty blender again. I know. You go no makeup sometimes. You were on here no makeup one time, right? Yeah. Maybe. Or like light makeup or something like that. I love no... Would you go no makeup? Never. Like I love that she's doing it. I think it's so positive. But I... No. I just love... I love looking a certain way. And I just... And the fantasy. Yeah. And I just feel like... I mean...

Like in the early days of Girls Next Door, they were always kind of like seeing us without makeup. I feel like everybody's already seen that. Without makeup? Really? Yeah, like in the early episodes and like nasty hair and stuff. So I feel like that's been out there. It's not novel for me anymore. And I'm like, no, I want to keep the makeup. I mean, you were beautiful without makeup. Yeah, I'm so obviously. You walked in today and I was gagged. I was so gagged. Your hair was so full in the first season. Oh my God, that's so crazy. I would not think that. Yeah. I'm so excited to see Pam's new movie though. That last show. Yes. It looks so good. Okay, yeah, you were telling us. Because I didn't know the back.

the backstory for it. I just knew it was like, oh, she's like an aging showgirl and it's like she's no longer in the show but like there's like deepness to it. Yeah, I guess the story is like she's one of the oldest showgirls and her show closes and she kind of doesn't know what...

she has left and like what's she gonna do and then she has to like mend her relationship with her adult daughter because she was kind of neglected or something I can't wait but it looks so good yeah she was like at all the film festivals like Toronto and stuff like promoting it oh that's iconic and going with no makeup I'm like yes girl I'm a no makeup queen I never wear makeup if I don't get it done I've never done my makeup I just always go no makeup it's so it's just the best feeling in the world obviously but so is serving it's just I mean they're both fun oh no I love a glam if I could do my makeup I probably would I just cannot yeah it's more laziness I love being full glam

but I'm definitely lazy and just. It's also like as Pamela, like she's probably just like, I did that. Go look at it. I'm done. Yeah. Like, you know, like I get that. She is so beautiful, but you came in with no makeup and we're all like, yeah, you guys are very kind. Girl, your skin was like insane actually. And we're like, it was wild. I was like, holy. Right after I walked in full jump scare, my hair is like green from yesterday because I was Lady Gaga, like eyeliner down my face. I'm like, hey, Trish, like an hour late. It looks,

Holly walked in like a Disney princess. Can I tell you, like, I really did think you'd be more than an hour late. Like, I kind of allotted for it. So I actually gave, we didn't, I didn't, well, I kind of told you this because you're like, you should just give me a fake time. And I'm like, I kind of did actually. So,

I told Holly, I was like, this is your call time. I'm telling Tana this is her call time, but she'll probably be late. But you actually came earlier than I thought because I thought you'd come after Holly. And then when you got, I was like, oh, she actually came early. Can I just say it's my love language? I tell everyone, like, when I start getting close with people, I say, like, listen, I'll always do my best, but my ADHD just does get the best of me. And, like, I suck sometimes when it comes to timing. And I always tell people, like, if you love me, lie to me about the time. I'll never be mad at you for it. It's purely love. And when you did that, I was like, yeah. Yeah.

It just makes me sad. I was shook when she said on the way already. I was like, oh my gosh. So I was like, we need to do this quick glam. But it was kind of, no, it was kind of, you were actually early. Like I said, to be like less than an hour. I was like, wow, that was really good. And it just, it worked out perfectly today. It was so great. I'm serious. I felt like, I know I always say this and it's not nice because I don't mean it. But like, I felt like a make a wish. Like, I don't literally mean that. But like today all day just playing dress up. Like it was so, today was the best day ever. It was so much fun. I love like glamming together. I think that's like so fun because it's like a bonding moment.

It's so is. And your makeup artist is so slay. She did all of us, like 40 minutes of face. So fast. Yeah, it was really quick. And we were just like, I love being in your glam room so big and everyone crowds around. And I always think to myself, I leave my body, I think, I wish a Trisha Paytas super fan could pay for this experience. Like being in your glam room. That'd be fun. I should do a charity auction or something for that.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I feel like they have those, you know, where you can like bid on like an experience. I don't know where someone has that. I can get that opportunity. I love leaving people makeovers. Like I think it's like so much fun. Like sitting in that room, like bald cap on about to get a wig. Trisha Paytas is spilling tea. Uber Eats is on the way. Holly Madison walks in like, and I'm just sitting there. Yeah. It's so fun.

It's so fun. It's so good. No, I actually, like, loved it. Yeah, today was fun. I think it was, like, I don't know. And then the Ghostbuster Donuts. Did you try one? Oh, I haven't yet. Not yet. They're so good. We should try one on here. Oh, my God. It's too heavy. I'm a bum. They're so...

A live book right here. Yes. Okay, we're dressed as Sabrina Carpenter. She should also talk about our Sabrina tie-in. Yeah. Thoughts. Sabrina, I'm sorry. We were saying, you're like, oh, well, she commented on this. And I'm like, I don't, like, okay, I don't think she, like, hates me. But, I mean, she reposts everyone. I don't think I've ever reposted. I just love her. But if she ever told me to stop dressing like her, I would. You know what I mean? I wouldn't want to, like...

I wouldn't want to whatever, but I'm hoping she sees. I do love Sabrina, but she's like the girl. Who's your girl of the moment? Who's my girl of the moment? Mine kind of is Sabrina. I just am so obsessed with her whole art direction of everything. Like, I think it's such a skill to be like that consistent and be like, OK, my fold out album is going to look like this and my stage looks like this and every outfit. And it's just so well done. It's all like perfect. Like she's like a little doll. Did you see Taylor Swift bring her out?

out a couple of days ago and she like fake called her and she came up and they did like the espresso and like a Taylor song mashup. I was crying. Yeah. That was kind of iconic. Her branding is so strong, you know, like just this cute little like sexy, like, but relatable and everyone loves her. Like I, I do too. Like, I guess she's like everyone this year just kind of became obsessed with her. And the music is so good. Her writing is just like so

- Good, I don't, I'm trying to think of who my it girl, I really like Mia Goth, do you know who that is? - Yes. - I love her. - Did you ever see Maxine? - No. - I just watched Maxine like two nights ago. - I love Maxine. - You need to watch. - Wait, tell me about it, 'cause she, okay, Holly was like, you need to cosplay her, and I'm like, but it's scary and gory, right? I'm a little nervous to watch it, 'cause I get like queasy. - Yeah, it's scary and gory, but it's set in the 80s, it's set in Hollywood, it's such a look, I love the look.

Goose yeah, like I was like Trish you have to cosplay this you have to get the goose and you have to because she I love that Look where she has like the pink makeup over. Oh my god. That was like a contender as a Halloween costume I wanted to do but I just didn't have my shit And that's the movie is a sequel to her first movie. It's called X right and then perilous the prequel. Yeah I haven't seen the prequel actually they're already out all these movies. Yeah, when she's like she's a corn star essentially in like the first ones and then some like

happens and then like eventually she makes it into Hollywood like this. The last one Maxine a lot of it like is filmed at Warner right? Yeah. She's running around the set chasing people. She's a badass.

She's so hot. I love it. Universal Studios. Oh, that's what, yes, Universal Studios. That's what I meant. Do they have a maze for it this year at Horror Nights? They should. I wonder they should. Because I feel like if it's Universal, they probably would have some tie-in, right? Yeah. Because you're going there tonight because you don't know. Did you go? I guess I'll find out. No, Bridget went and she didn't mention that, so I don't think. Oh, because they have like the weekend, I love the weekend, but they have like a weekend maze. I'm like, that's so random. Like, why would they have that? I love it. What happens in the weekend maze? I don't know.

Go in it and let me know. Bella Hadid's in the corner and you're like singing like, find it, finding lights. I don't know. That's so funny. That should be everything. Yeah, I haven't been to Horror Nights, but I just get scared. I get the jump scares. They have a quiet place when I heard that was good. Oh, no way. I don't watch scary, so I don't know any of these things, but they look good.

The Max scene, I think you could get through. You would just have to close your eyes during some scenes, but I do that. I just saw Smile, and I was closing my eyes for half the movie. The second one, the one that just came out? It's so good. Really? Every influencer is like, are you getting paid to promote it? No, I'm not going to. I love it. At all. At all. I'm like smiling in the camera, imagine. No, but. Every influencer is talking about it, and I was like, wow, this must be a really good movie. I feel like. Never heard of it. Nothing will ever be Scream, but like Smile feels like 2020, like this generation's like, because there's going to be another one with the way it ended, I feel like, and like.

I don't know. This is the second one, right? Yes. And the whole plot was like a girl on tour and I was like getting all scared. I was like me. Yeah.

Oh, really? It was really cool. It was really cool. What is the plot? She's on tour and what people are trying to get her? Yeah, like, essentially the whole thing is, like, people get infected by this demon that, like, once you see someone die while they're smiling at you, like, you get it. And then, like, yeah. That seems real. Dude, as I was leaving the theater, the janitor, like, looks at me and he, like, did the smile. He was like, did you enjoy the movie? I was like, aw.

- And then he asked me if I was Alex Cooper and I said, "Eh, close." - Wait, really? I love that. - I could see it, you should do her cosplay. That'd be good. - Did you see her SNL? - That'd be cute. - Yeah. - Stop, that would be fun. I love her, that would be iconic. - Yeah, she's great. - That'd be cute. - The SNL was so gag. - I know, she sounded just like her. It was so cool to be Perry down there 'cause I know you just had Harry Daniels on your podcast and I was just like, "Oh my God, to be Perry down there "is so iconic and so legendary." - It's so crazy. - I guess you just have to do some crazy shit

Something, I don't know. Or maybe not. And they did Nora Smith, too. Well, her views, I went to her page the other day. She's like 60 million per TikTok. Damn. Literally. Like, the crumble cookie one has 54 million. She did another one that was like 62 million. Like, she's getting crazy views, actually. I was like, that's wild. I will make gum from scratch. Like, in Chanel tweed. She's iconic. You know what? I was conspiring the other day just to myself.

Like, do you think that she has like producers that are setting up every step of what she's cooking now? And then she just comes in and then Chanel tweet and like fake makes it. That's what I would do. I'd be so lazy. I think probably. I think that's what a lot of those bakers and cooking shows do. They just have it set up and like you probably start with her actually doing it and she probably knows everything. But now she probably, I would assume. Oh my God. We need to get Rosanna Pensino on the case. You know, she knows. Have you ever baked with her? I have never baked with her. I shot Escape the Night with her. Oh, thank you.

She's in the news a lot now. Yeah. She's a hot topic every week. Yeah. I mean, she's really sweet. A lot of people don't know that she's actually like a little silly, crazy fun. She's so spicy and sassy. I didn't know that either. Yeah, because her brand is very brand safe. But the Mr. Beast.

It's been crazy. I never thought I would see, like, I thought I would sooner die before I saw Rosanna Pansino making any expose on anyone. Like, let alone Mr. Beast. She's going full force. I'd be scared of Mr. Beast. So, like, that's... No, same. She said she's getting threats. I'm like, girl, maybe, like, I love her. I support her no matter what, 100%. I love what she's, like, doing. I love it. But I'm, like, also terrified. I'm always like, oh, my God, just, like, be safe. Because he's just such a machine and he has so much money. And I think

I don't, she doesn't seem scared of it, but she's like, she's calling out the moldy, like, like it's actually being taken off shelves, right? Allegedly. Is there, is it happening? They're taking them off. They're investigating like these moldy lunch leaves. Oh my God. Wild. Yeah. I want to try one. I love like processed food. Like I probably love it. Did you, what'd you think? Um,

They were like knock up, but if you like Lunchables, like you like Starbucks sandwiches, so you might like it. Trisha was cooking me today. I do love a crusty Starbucks sandwich. She's like, I love a ham and cheese. And I'm like, I will eat literal like garbage. I'm like, I can't eat it. Yeah, you hate Starbucks food. Just the food. Yeah. The drinks slay. Yeah. She's going full on. Yeah. It's crazy. Did you see Mr. Beast was sending out PR packages this week? I got one. Did you? Listen to this. We got the story. I'm a mothball up.

My kids love Mr. Beast and so I give it to them and they opened it and there's like the Feastables chocolate bars and then they found like $100 cash in the bottom and they were so excited. That's what I was going to say, the cash. I was like, is this a bribe? Is this blood money? Is this Mr. Beast blood money? That's so iconic. I'm glad we sent it to you too because we got it and I swear every time we talk about it on the podcast, the next day one shows up, like a package shows up because I was saying, oh my God, people are getting money and then all of a sudden... Like, where's my money, Mr. Beast? And we

And we looked at it and we're like, oh my God, there's like money. And I'm like, do we just like not talk about it? Is it considered a bribe? If you're getting paid by Mr. Beast, are you like not allowed to talk about it anymore? Like we were like, so I was like, where's the fine print on this? Like I got really nervous. And I was like, I guess we, but can I just say, and I'm like, I'm so sorry to everyone who like, okay. Like Feastables is so good. Like the chocolates are like actually so good. The chocolates are good. It's like dumb chocolate. The peanut butter one.

Okay, that's what I had. Because we were going to show it tomorrow's podcast. I was like, can you just get that peanut butter one? Because it's so good. It is actually really good. The lunchees are flops for sure. But the chocolates are so good. Yeah, I love the Feastables. McCoy can eat like 10 of those in a night. It's so good. I know. That's like so weird how good it is. But they didn't seem bothered. Like Logan Paul and KSI. KSI said he doesn't mind that Rosanna's doing it. It's like all like...

Their brands are so unique in the sense that it's all marketing and their ability to just flip that and they're diehard fans. It's like, they don't give a... They're buying the lunch, regardless, but yeah. I don't know. Who was the worst person on Escape the Night besides Rosanna? Not Rosanna, Gabby. No, no.

We love... I don't know why I said that, Gabby. Oh, my God. I love Robert. That's so hard. Oh, my God. It's been such a long time that I think anything I could say, whoever the person is, could be a completely different person now. Yeah. Right? And, I mean, Gabby has...

since kind of apologized and like, I think she was just in a bad spot. She did make me cry on escape the night. I'll never forget. I like went to the end. I'm not, it's hard to make me cry. Like, you know, it's crazy. Yeah. You have to, but I was also like the first season of that. I was like, I don't even, I think I was babe, like maybe 18. Um,

Oh, wow. Like, you know what I mean? So I was just, like, very new kid on the block. And it was all these, like, OG influencers. And they treated me as such. Everyone, for the most part. There are a couple that didn't. I mean, Andrea Russett's always hated me. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Like, I just...

You know, I don't know. We never really... Her and Gabby kind of... They saw the opportunity to like, you know. And like, I don't know. But again, she's a completely different person now. Are you coming back for the movie? Did I see you were like part of that group? What? It was like Tila, Ro, were you there? I shot that. Yes. But they're crowdfunding the movie, right? So it's like a...

I mean, if they ever asked me, I would do it. It's because it's like you. Tana says yes to everything. I do say yes to everything. Well, back in the day, too, because it was YouTube red and the budget like I wasn't YouTube red, you know, like I was not brand safe. So it was like I would get there and have like my trailer and I'd be like this is.

Like, and like the wardrobe and everything. It was cool. Well, they said yes to you. Joey has come out since and been like, we pitch Trish every season and YouTube's like, absolutely not. So at least they said yes to your brand friendliness back then. That's so funny because they wouldn't like now. But it was just, I mean, even just throughout it, I still wasn't. Like VidCon, I remember that was the year where my face was all over VidCon on those billboards and VidCon still wouldn't let me in. I was like, my face is on the building now. Like,

like let me in. Every other person has a pass, babe. My face is on the building. But then took that one too far. We know how that goes. Have you ever flopped ever in your career? No. There's no way. Me? I feel like all the time. I feel like you've never flopped. When I think about everything, I was like, God, Girls Next Door was like peaked. It like started at a high. Mm-hmm.

Then Holly's World is like your own show about your life and friends. But that got canceled even though it was like the second highest rated show on the network so that very much felt like a flop to me. But it was the second highest rated show so why did they cancel it? The reason it happened was because they got a new network president and the new network president when you get a new president they don't want to just coast off of what the last person did. They want to make their own mark and do their own thing.

Oh, wow. And they're like, we want to get rid of the Playboy show. So my spinoff and Kendra's spinoff got canceled, which kind of sucked because we weren't like with Playboy anymore. Yeah. Playboy was still like taking a cut and like producing because that's the way the contracts worked. But like we weren't living the Playboy life. So that kind of sucked. Yeah. It's like such a different show. I remember when those shows got canceled. I was devastated. Yeah. Dev.

us dated let me tell you oh my god that's that's crazy though did they ever pitch like a dating show for you

um no well I mean when I was going into Holly's World the producer very much wanted to do like oh you're out dating and stuff like that and I was single when I did Holly's World so like whoever I was dating at the time would be on the show but I was never like I don't like showcasing my personal life really that much so yeah so you're like not because you remember the time all those like of love shows were so popular oh my god like flavor of love yeah or like they had daisy of love you know they had like just every person had a dating show oh that

but you would never. Remember Tequila? Yeah. Double shot at love. Did she have one too? Did she have a show? Oh yeah. Was that what you were talking about? I don't know. I just know she was like around in that era and now she's like wilding on Twitter. She's, yeah, she's really, it's kind of scary now but I, more so from what she says it's like kind of like the wild stuff. She's like super Christian. I think she's like right wing. I don't know. It's crazy but she had one. She was kind of iconic. She was like the first like queer dating show. She had boys and girls try to date her. Oh,

Which was like crazy because it was like 2007, you know, so it was like such a cool thing. Yeah, that is iconic. Did you have a MySpace or were you too young? No, I had a MySpace. God, you must have been so young. I was like eight, making my like top eight and like being like coding, remember? Like you would like code your page and like, oh my God, I loved it. I was older than that, but like still young. That's why I got on YouTube because they provided you an HTML code back in the day. Like you could like get the code to embed your videos in there. And I was like, oh, I'm going to start YouTube and then that way I can put on my MySpace.

Yes. Oh, that's iconic. But I remember your MySpace, all the girls next door had like all the professional photos and I wanted professional photos so bad. I was like, they look so cool. And you could see when they're online. So you're like, wait, so you're like in the mansion, like typing on MySpace? Yeah. That's crazy. We all had our own MySpaces. I made Bridget's though. I don't know if she ever really got into it, but we were all like on MySpace. I used to find sometimes when I was working at the studio, I used to find playmates on there too. Like certain people, if they started following me, I kind of assumed they knew who I was and was like familiar with.

the brand. Oh, that's so cool. If I thought they were pretty enough, I'm like, oh, would you ever want to try out? No way, really? That's so fun. I would feel like I had all the power in my hands. Like, clacking away. They did a Playboy one. Do you remember Forbidden? She was like the girls of cyber girls or I don't know, girls on MySpace. Do you remember her? Uh-uh. She like, she sadly passed away, but she was like the girl. She was like number one on MySpace. She had the Christina Aguilera like black and white hair. Oh, I'm going to go down a rabbit

and hold no pun intended tonight. She was so cool and I remember she had to be Playboy and she was like having a forbidden apple in her hand. I thought it was like so cool. Oh, that's so iconic. Yeah, oh my God. I thought, how did I know? Oh my God, I probably would have tried to like cast myself through probably

probably what was friendliest with you. I think I was friends with like everybody, like anybody. I think Sarah Underwood was on there a lot. Oh, I love Sarah Underwood. I love her too. Where's she at now? She's in Oregon. She, on her social media, her and her partner, they build like cabins up in the woods. It's really cool. I was going to say Little Hut, so I'm glad Holly went and talked instead of me. No, you are.

the look because her style now is so interesting. They're like out in the woods and they build these really cool cabins. Oh my god, I haven't like, I like love her. And she just seems so like free and happy and it's so cute. It's such a like change of pace for her. I don't know her, I'm being parasocial. It's amazing. It's adorable. That's me too. I'm always like

Right. Holly, I feel like you should, oh, go ahead. Sorry. I'm the worst. Just, I'm the worst at talking over people. I'm the worst at it. ADHD central over here. No, anytime I do, like, two, I mean, two guests are good, but anytime I'm on someone else's pocket, like, canceled or anything, where it's, like, two hoes, I get so, I'm like, oh, my God, I don't know what to say. I just don't talk at all. Over-stimulated boots. Yeah. Yeah, I get so excited.

- Are you allowed to talk about your Playboy shoot or is it too early when this airs? - Actually, yeah, it'll be out. No, I can probably talk about it. I don't know, it doesn't matter. Yeah, I was like super excited. Okay, yeah, so I, it's so cool 'cause it's like such a different world now. Like when, obviously we talked about Playboy and that all came out, I was like, oh my god,

Playboy. Playboy. And then they kind of transitioned into doing like an OF style site. Like they had, because I remember they reached out to me like a year ago and they were like, do you want to like do Playboy? And I was like, yes. But then it was like an OF site and I was like, oh, well, I don't really want to do that. That's exactly what happened to me. Oh, they asked you to do it. Yeah. So they were trying to like compete with OF and they might still do this, but this was completely separate as far as like they're not the same team. But they like, I saw Tar Yami do a Playboy shoot and she was like in the, you know, the

It was so cute. I really wanted to be in the bunny costume. I was in the bunny costume. I didn't really like ask, but I probably like, well, what's cool now about Playboys? Cause I loved it. I loved it. I want to be in Playboys so bad my entire life, but obviously could never cause I was never like tiny, you know, you have to be like petite. So now it's like very body inclusive, like gender inclusive. It's going to be so iconic. Yeah. It's like ran by girls and gays now. Right? So good. My photographer was Peggy. She's filmed. You guys know her? I love her. Do you shot with her? Yes.

I used to shoot with her all the time. Carrie Ann. Love her so much. Yes, I love her so much. She's going to do my live show. She's going to like take the pictures at the live show. She's like my kind of romance. And she's best vibe. Such a good person. Such a good person. I've like known her for so long. And then she's like, yeah, I like submitted you so many times to do this shoot. Like Playboy. So we did like recreate this like Anna Nicole cover. It was like so much fun. And then they're like studios are so bougie. Like it just felt very cool. And it just felt nice to be like, yeah, it's like girls, gays, like no, there was not one straight man there. And it was just wonderful. That's the best vibe. Yeah. It was just.

I don't know. It was just like wonderful. And like we were like ordered chicken cafe, which we were today. And then we had cookies and it was just like fun. Cause I was like, Oh my God, the Playboy shoots couldn't, maybe they had cookies back then. I don't know. I'm just like assuming they didn't, but I was like, Oh my God, to eat cookies and then like get to do the shoot. It was fun. And I did the Anna Nicole one, which was cool. So she had like these like furs on. And so like, it was like, I would have gone full naked, but like, yeah, I think now they're like keeping it. Not that. It's going to be so cool.

They're doing like a full print one next year. Like they're going to do like once a year printing because I was like those covers like my whole I have a whole wall with all the covers like you're on that wall. So did I. You were on the wall. I had you on the wall. Did you have a wall? Yeah. Just like taking the cover. They're just so pretty. Did you do it yourself too? Most helped me actually. Yeah. I like ripped it up and then he helped me hang them all. That's exactly what I did. So we have like Anna. We have Pam. We have all the girls next door. All the covers. Yes. Because it's just so

iconic and the name's iconic everyone's wearing bunnies all the time so I'm glad that it can be brought back and like cool and I said this on my story it's like you girls really made it for girls because I think for so long it was like taboo like ew it's like gross men and why would they degrade themselves and then when she watched the girls next door do it it was just like oh

That's what I want to do. It was for the girls. And like, yeah, just growing up on Girls Next Door, it was all the girls. It's so funny. All my friends who are gay now, like they grew up on Girls Next Door. It's so cute. Everyone loves it. Everyone loves Girls Next Door. And I feel like specifically that show, which is like so wild to me when you said like they didn't pay you the first season. It's like you were like the star of the show. Like no one cared about Hugh Hefner like as the show. Like he was like there, but he was like always just like. He could have been literally like a prop. He could have been like Louis the pumpkin. Yeah.

Like, it's, you know, like, it's iconic, though. It's so iconic. Yeah. No Tino shade to Louis. We have him in my garage. We have Louis. I know. I just saw him. Oh, OK. Stop. That's maybe why he was on my mind. Oh, no. Now I want another Playboy wall. The first pitch they did to us, they wanted Moses to be on the cover or on the shoot with me. But it would have been great. It would have been cool. But it was the it was a conehead one.

Wait, I want to see. I can see you wanting to do that, though, because it's so camp. No, I didn't want to do it. They pitched it to me, and I was like, no. I can see why you pitched it. I can see it.

I can see it. But Pam looks hot in that picture. Yeah, but he was going to wear a cone hat. You're like, no. Wait, hold on. It's Dan Aykroyd as a cone head and then Pamela's just like touching his cone. Yeah, I thought, I've never seen Conehead so I don't know what it's about. I'm just like, I hate that character. I've never seen it but I hate it. What's it from? Saturday Night Live. Oh, is that one? It was just this weird old Saturday Night Live skit where they were coming.

Stop. Well, insert a picture, Jimmy. Stop. That is so funny. Moses, you would have ate this up. No, no, no. That's so weird. That's so camp. Bless them. I love that they came up with concepts, but I was like, no. I had to say no. And I rarely say no. I'm always just like, whatever you guys want to do. But I was like, no. That is so rare. You never say no. Fair. She said no, Conan. Because like you said, I've never seen it. Maybe if I saw it, maybe I'd get more into the character. But I'm like, this just looks everything but weird. That is a crazy ask of Moses, too. Like the prosthetics. That's nuts. And it's on the

Playboy like Instagram and this is all like these like super sexy girls and I'm just like I don't know if like we were mom and dad and I don't know if we like you know like I yeah if it's giving conehead especially like your first you've been wanting to do Playboy forever and like that's the one it's like wait hold on

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so funny. I was glad when they switched to Anna. So he didn't end up doing it like that? He did not end up doing it. Oh my God. Yeah, this was like a dream I had to live out on my own. I love including Moses in everything, but I think this was a solo dream for me. Right, like if they asked me, I'm like, Makoa, I'd be like, no, no, this is, yeah. This doesn't make more sense because he's like a model, you know what I mean? And Moses loves to do cosplay with me, but I mean, I think that's a dream.

I think that one was a little wild. You guys would slay, but it's just like, it's such a solo dream. Like I get what you're saying completely. I'd be like, this is my moment. Anything else, I'm like so down for. And then that one of all things, I was like, they had men on Playboy? I didn't know. That was like the first

like the first time I saw it so I didn't know that. I'm surprised Huff would allow it. No there's like a handful of men well they really wanted any kind of celebrities to be on the cover and sometimes it was hard to find like women who wanted to pose so if they would have like a comedian on and a sexy girl there's probably been about I mean I don't know what the number is since I didn't keep track after I left but then maybe like 10 different guys like Seth Rogen was on.

No way. Oh, he was on the first time I went to the Playboy Mansion. I remember the girl who posed with him. She was like so, so skinny. And I remember being like, and she was eating a quesadilla. I was like, God, I wish I could be that skinny and eat a quesadilla. Like I was so jealous. But I remember her cover was about to come out. And she was like, yep, Seth Rogen's on it with me. And he's like looking at my skirt or something. And I still don't know who it was or when it came out or anything. Maybe it was like 2009 or something when I was up there. And I remember being like, that's so cool. She was awful to me. I don't remember who that girl was, but she was so mean to me. I know who it was. I won't say her name. Do you know? Okay. I know who it was.

She was beautiful and so tiny and eating a quesadilla. And I was like, oh, that looks so cool. But then she, like, literally ignored me, which is fine. I was kind of a flop up there. I kind of looked a little crazy. I had, like, teased hair. Oh, stop. I thought I was going up slang. And I just definitely never got invited back. Being a woman.

It's just always ugly. You can be the hottest girl in the world and if you're just like... Yeah, it definitely made me instantly be like, I hate this so much. And then I was like, overplay boy all together. I'm like, if Holly was here, she would never be meeting me. Or maybe, I don't know. Maybe back then. No. Were you nice? Were you nice back then? And be like, honest. Well, I would say in the beginning...

Because you have to compete with girls. You're like being pitted against each other. I would say in the beginning I was probably more just standoffish and quiet. But I really made an effort maybe like a few years in, like maybe I lived there like two or three years, to like meet every playmate that came. Because playmates would come from all over and they'd stay at the guest house. And they would usually show up and like a secretary would give them a tour. And then they would be expected to like go out to a nightclub with like half of the girls. And they'd just be coming up. They haven't met anybody. So I always volunteered to like meet all the girls at the door and like show them around. Oh, yeah.

meet them and it just changed the vibe so much not to like give myself so much credit but i feel like it really was like a necessary step to make everybody feel a lot more comfortable that's gotta be like even just now in like hollywood like if i've been in situations you don't even mean where you're like just like a girl of a bunch of girls for something it's the most intimidating thing if girls aren't warm and welcoming and it was probably such a competitive environment where like totally oh did you did you ever see girls like fist fight like crazy

Not with each other, but there was one girl, one time we were going out at a club and we were, security was like taking us to the restroom and one of the girls tried to cut in front of the line. She got in a fist fight with like somebody else in the restroom. Oh my God.

Oh my God. And then she got kicked out. And you know Hef was like, ew, right? No, she actually didn't get kicked out. She got kicked out eventually, but yeah. That's crazy. That's like Hustler style. Hustler was trying to do a rebrand. They reached out to me and they were like trying to do something, but also they were trying to pay like so, like actually so low.

Like actually so low. Where I was just like, I mean, it covers like a dinner. You know what I mean? Like so low. And I was like, but I get there trying to rebrand. But I was like, it's also Hustler at the end of the day. I'm like, I don't know if I want to be like. Yeah. I go to their casino sometimes. Is that the same thing? Hustler Casino? The one here in LA? Yeah. Can you gamble here in LA? I didn't know. Yeah. There's, I played poker here in LA. It's not in LA though. It's like. Like commerce or something? Something. Oh. Some town I don't know the name of. So like, is it like because it's on like Native American land or something? It's like different? Like it's, or am I getting that wrong? I think. I think it might be a Native American. Sounds right. Poker is not a game.

But it's a casino. It's a whole casino where people are gambling and it's probably like 30 minutes away. Yeah, because there's pachanga and stuff. So that's why I was like, okay, it must be legal. Or maybe it's legal. I have no idea. I know nothing about it. I just thought you always had to go to Vegas. No, it's so much better in Vegas, obviously. We should all go to Vegas soon. Well, you girls are in Vegas. You're always there. You both are like Vegas police. We should just coordinate so we're all there at the same time. Literally, we should. We'll sneak you into the win. Yes! I would go with you. Everyone's such a

Such a good idea. Everyone's always trying. I wouldn't, but with you, I would. And if I caught the arrest, I'd be full glam. So the, you know what I mean? You'll get your mugshot. You want it? Yes. Kind of a good, to just be a hot topic. You know what I mean? To talk about it. I love it. That'd be actually so fun. Mugshot merch? Like, come on, I need it. Oh my God. That would be wild. I love, I do love Vegas. We do, but I think our Vegas's are all very different how we all experience Vegas. Like you, like, okay, when you go to Vegas, what do you guys do from like 5 p.m. to midnight? Yeah.

You're out gambling. Gambling dinners. I do like the club sometimes. I used to like them way more, but I'm clubbed out. You're not a clubber. Not at all anymore. Anytime I go, I just immediately regret it. Are you a clubber? My feet hurt.

Not so much anymore. I would go though. I used to be. I've never been to a Vegas club in my life. Oh my God, we should all go. But I'm also like, what do you do once you get there? That'd be fun. We could like go one night when like someone performing, someone like funny is performing. Like Lil Dicky has like a residency at like resorts. Who's Lil Dicky? You don't know who Lil Dicky is? You know, I was a little, early in the day, like I don't know. You're like Lil Xan, Lil Chris, Lil Miles, like you know all this stuff. I mean all these.

Yeah, I definitely have my Lil era. I love it. Love Lil Dicky. No, you would love Lil Dicky. I think if you got into Lil Dicky... You know him? No. Lil Dicky. What? Lil Dicky. Do you know him? No one knows him. Are you... This is crazy. No one knows Lil Dicky. You need to watch...

Like I'm offended for Lil Dicky right now. You need to watch the show Dave on Hulu. You won't, but you would get so into it. You would end up like cosplaying as them. Like I swear. What is Dave? I never heard that one. Lil Dicky. I'm trying. I'm blanking on his real name right now, but him and is it like Benny Blanco? He has like a show based on his life. Essentially all the celebrities are in it. Like the Bieber's Kardashian Jenner's everyone's in it, like in the show. And it's all based on like his real life in Hollywood. And he's like really funny and like funny. Like he's kind of like,

he has an eccentric look and he's super funny and like all of his songs are about like how small his... Oh my God. Oh, that's why he's Lil Dicky. Yeah. That's cute. No, but I really think you would, I think you would like Lil Dicky. I wouldn't pitch like a Lil Xan to you. Like that's like, I like, you know. Lil Xan sounds scary. Yeah, like that's not like, Lil Dicky's like, I don't know. And he's at the clubs. Yeah, he like, we should just go to like a funny or like,

A residency, like a Katy Perry or someone. That could be fun. Oh, like that. That's like a show. That's different. Yeah, that's on the club. I love the Britney Spears show. It was everything. That was so, so fun. Did you go? Yeah, yeah. Did you go to the – you went. I've never met her. You went to the opening. Yeah, it was so amazing. You knew – you met her and knew her? I've never met Britney. No. Oh, God. I loved her. I did the meet and greet, and she was definitely just like – you know how she's so –

just wants to like get through and stuff like that but it's still iconic I still loved her so much did she say words no at all she had a show to perform she's like I'm not wasting my vocals on this like not even high though just like silent that's okay I just thought it was like

was iconic like at the end of the day I'm like you know what she is Britney like I was just literally happy to be standing next to her like I couldn't care less I need to see the photo I haven't seen the photo yeah I have like a prom dress me and Gigi just went we went together and we had prom dresses on oh I did see that actually yeah it was a good time we stayed in the Barbie suite at the Palms which is like no longer there I miss the old Palms so much me too I feel like even though I was an adult I feel like I grew up with the Palms because it was the first place I like got to be an adult when I was like away from the mansion mhm

And like all the Playboy suites and the treatment there was probably crazy. Like you were probably like the Palms princess. Oh my gosh. I love the Palms. Are they still there? It's different now. It's different. It's under new management. No Playboy? Yeah, no Playboy. No Playboy. And they still have like the real world suite. I'm like. They still have what? But I think they changed. They probably don't call it that anymore. Oh, I was like who books that? Yeah, but like you're going to get rid of that. Like I remember the pool that overlooked the show with the Playboy. Like what's your craziest Palms memory? Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, I'm so gagged. I love Palms.

I don't know. I'd have to think about it. I feel like I don't have like the best crazy stories because I was always on such a short leash. Um,

They're running through my head. I'm like, no, I'm self-censoring like crazy. Not that one, not that one, not that one, not that one. They're not savory. Anything with any exes? Any like wild stories with them? Yeah, just like f***ing. In the hotel? Yeah. Like an elevator like crazy in the room? Did Criss Angel like do crazy s*** in bed? I'm sorry, Holly. Let me shut the f*** up. No, that's fine. I don't care. Okay.

Okay. Wow. Holly's going to be in the car right now. Oh, my God. I just spent the day with such a weird fan. I love that you asked. I want to ask so bad. I'm like, let me not ask. You have a funny Criss Angel story. I don't know. We have very, yeah. Well, not similar. Like, you have done a different experience. I liked Criss Angel because of you, truly. And then, like, when I got to befriend Holly, I was just like, well, I'm...

I wasn't really friends with Criss Angel, but we were friendly and I thought he was cool because he like dated Holly. So I was just like, well, I love this person. Literally. You made him so cool. You did make him cool. I'm serious. No, for real. And like, yeah, we have very different experiences, obviously, but like, not to say whatever. Anyways, it doesn't matter. But I was definitely like, I'm team Holly now. So. That was a crazy time. Like that. It was a crazy time. I do have a funny Criss Angel story. When I first started seeing him, I was coming to Vegas for other reasons. There was a job thing I was doing, but.

people started to like hear that we were like seeing each other and two guy friends I had in Vegas took me to remember the Artisan Hotel did you ever go there they took me to the Artisan Hotel they're like you gotta go to this cool hotel because it was just in the afternoon so nobody was there he's like oh look at look how cool and they're like okay we brought you here for a reason they fully had an intervention or an attempted intervention with me and they're like you can't date this guy

He's the worst vibe in Vegas. He's rinsed through every girl at the Playboy Club. He's disgusting, blah, blah, blah. And of course, I'm stupid and didn't listen. But also another weird thing that happened is I was staying at the Palms around the time I was seeing him. And I went downstairs and they had like a TV that was playing in the diner. And they were running like a local public service. About Criss Angel? Yeah.

Like, don't date this guy. We need those in LA. We need those everywhere. Yes, but no.

Oh my God.

Like the hat. You probably left your own body. And like the hair was the same type of hair and the outfit and you would only see him from profile. And I'm like, these guys are right. Like he has such a bad reputation in this town that they literally made a PSA. I feel like I should have had to pay for that. That was so iconic. That's behind a paint wall. That's behind a paint wall.

so good that's like amazing oh my god I wish I could find a copy of this PSA it's probably out there someone probably could find it actually and like locate it so if anybody in Vegas was looking on PSAs like 15 years ago oh my gosh what did you guys like do like what were your like first dates like was he like pulling a rabbit out of a hat like no he was always he was very big on like going dirt biking or going or anything that he could potentially get a paparazzi moment out of was great I love that though but he would

But he wouldn't tell me. So like we'd go to Disneyland and then all of a sudden this paparazzi would show up. And the tour guide I used to use at the time was very old school, like very by the book. And he was so annoyed with us. Was the paparazzi inside Disneyland? Yeah. No. Not having to buy the Fast Pass for the shot. That's crazy. But that's, yeah, that's actually why. And you didn't like that. You were like trying to keep it low key.

It wasn't that I minded it that much. It's that I was never in on it from the start. Do you think he was getting money? Because Heidi and Spencer were in with the paparazzi and collecting money for it. Do you think it was that or he just wanted to be shot with you? I don't know if he's that much in demand that he would have come. I'm not saying that to be shady, I swear. I just really don't think that's what it was. I think he was just – his show had just opened. It was getting the worst reviews of any show ever in Vegas. Which one? At Luxor? I believe, yeah. Oh.

His show does get bad reviews. Yeah. Because I've never seen it. I always like pitch it as a joke and everyone's like, no, don't go. I pitch it. I'm not pitching it as a joke. I'm like, guys, let's go to Criss Angel. I used to go there every time we went to Vegas. I was like, do we go to Criss Angel? No. No. I used to take everyone there. I was like, let's go to Criss Angel. Stop. Where's that Aaron O? No, we go in and we call him. We go again. We go again.

go with Holly. Yes, let's go. He would 100% kick me out because I know so many people who have been kicked out of his show because he gives security a whole list of allegedly of people he doesn't like and they will come and like take you out of your seat. I wonder if I would get kicked out if I tried to go. Probably not. No, you'd kiss your ass. You think? No, I think not anymore. I think because I'm like friends with like, I don't know why. I don't know. Maybe. No, he kissed your

I was like in the wall of his show. I was like so excited. I was like, look at us on the wall. But so it was like flame of flame and stuff. I thought it was, I thought it was cool that it, because you made it so cool when you were dating him. I was so jealous. Cause I was like, that's like the ultimate it couple. Cause he was cool for like a minute, right? Like my freak, like everybody liked him. And you paved the way for like hot girl dating, like the grunge, like the crazy weirdo guy. We were like Pam and Tommy if you ordered them from Wish. So bad. You picked Pam and Tommy from Wish. That's all you could ever ask for. From Wish. From Wish.

From which? Speaking of the guys who did the intervention, does Jared Garcia is here contact at Resorts World or no? Wait, who's Jared Garcia? Who's this? Oh, he's my old friend from Vegas. He was one of the intervention guys. Thank you, Jared. Did you listen? Did you listen after the intervention? No. Oh, you still were like, I'm dating him. When I'm in those mindsets, things like that push me further. Like, I'm no longer like that. You're like, but you don't know his heart. Yes. And like, you're always wrong. Daddy, I love him.

Yeah. And it's Criss Angel. I'd be like, honestly, fine. Like, you know what I mean? Because he was, I think he was, like, attracted back in the day. Like, especially around that era. Especially when he went from, like, Hugh Hefner to, like, Criss Angel. Oh, yeah. And that's just iconic. I mean, all of it. Yeah. You think about all your, like, dating history. And I'm like, no, you have, like, iconic...

dating it's hard to like date someone after all the people you've dated like it'd be hard for a guy to be like pascal is crazy like you really are the vegas like president no yeah you really are okay mrs edc like that's so we should make a slot machine and but it's like poker and it's called strip poker and there's video of us getting partially naked and that's what you win wait how do you get

I don't know. We need to call up a slot machine company. And you know they put it at like Circus Circus. If I'm on it, they're not putting it in any major casino. I feel like Planet Hollywood might now because that's like your hotel. You know what I mean? Yeah. No, I think if we made it cute enough, like it could go. Stop. They don't have like, there's not, there's Britney slot machines. Those are cute. But I always think that I'm like the slot machines are so like for the boys. Like they can make cute girly ones. I'm all about Harrah's. I love Harrah's.

- I love Harrah's. - Really? Harrah's on the strip? - Yeah, I love Harrah's, we always stay there. - I haven't been since I was like four. - Harrah's has a really good, they have good food and yes, the ceiling was dripping, they were like catching it with buckets, but it was kind of a sleigh, I kind of love it. And they have a really good steakhouse, they have Donny Osmond and that's why we love them.

Let's go. I would love it if I did a residency. I'd do it at Harrah's. People went all the slots. I performed at Harrah's once. One night only. Only? Once? I performed at Harrah's one night only. Oh, wait. Really? What did you do? They had a show there called Million Dollar Quartet. And it's like a Broadway show. Love it. It's about like Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis and stuff. And at the end, they would have like guests come out and do like a number. So I played Anne Margaret. And I sang with the Elvis guy. Do you know what song you sang? It's called The Lady Loves Him.

No way. You still know it? I do still know it, but my voice is jacked these days. Oh my, that's my favorite song in the whole world. Love it more than it's from Viva Las Vegas. It's like, gentlemen needs, and then it's like, the lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet. Stop. And did you ever like learn how to, that's my dream. That's my dream. You need a Vegas residency.

I know. We all do. It'd be so fun. That would be great. We should all get up and do like our act. Like, you know, like have three things. We have everything. But it scares me because Erika Jayne, who's like a legend, I love her, but like her show like just didn't do well. So sometimes it doesn't translate because like, yes, I'm hyped from your show being like ready to do a Vegas residency, but then like you do it and like nobody wants to come. You know what I mean? Well, it's like, it's hard because it has to be like almost like, yeah. And like old people have to love it too. Or just like hot ass.

Women like Holly being like so hot like that's bringing everyone like you guys are hot too. I love peep show I feel so like grateful to have been a part of that because it was really like the last show of its kind It was so good and although like it was like it was kind of like Roxy on Chicago where like the hot blondes would come through like was Aubrey O'Day at it at one point well she didn't play Bo Peep but like who else played oh Coco right yeah she was after me so good did you open it

I didn't open it. Two other headliners opened it. A soap opera star and Mel B from the Spice Girls. They opened it for three months. Was it Kelly Monaco? Yeah. Yeah.

That's so funny because I had no idea it was ever any other people. I thought it was just you and Dunn. Like I had no idea. You look like both people. Actually, maybe like subconsciously that's why I picked blue for you. No, that's why I love that blue color. Yeah. And it was very like burlesque vibes. Like would you do a lot of dancing and like singing and stuff? Yeah, it was. I had one singing number that I did eventually. I didn't start out doing it. But it was dancing. Do you remember? I'm not a dancer. It wasn't a ton of dancing for me. Pretty good though. Me being myself. I love it.

And there was like an acrobatic thing at the beginning. I was like wrapped up in like a silk and I came down from the ceiling first. Were you so scared to do that for the first time? A little, but I was also just like the delusion of youth. I love that. Yeah. Oh my God. But that was my favorite thing to do because people are always so impressed. Oh. Like she doesn't even have a safety on. Wait, really? She's coming down 30 feet. Yeah. Oh, I would be terrified. I'm scared of heights. I don't think I'd do that. But I love the height. Oh my God. That's actually, would you do it now if they like brought it back?

I mean, I don't know. I feel like the market, you were talking about the Erika Jayne thing, the market is just so different than it was 15 years ago. There's so much to compete with. I'm like, I don't know if I would even sell tickets. But if I didn't have to worry about that pressure and somebody was just going to hand me a show, I'd totally do it. You would do it. Yeah. I'm going to bring it back and then we'll just all take turns. We'll all just be a six-week thing. So good. Vegas is like the ultimate. Like that would be so fun. And I feel like it is weird. The people that get like shows. I mean, Donny Osmond's been there like 20 years.

years. I like sell that every night. You know what though? Like when I first moved to Vegas, like that's all my parents wanted to see. That's all. So many people like they go there, like that age group, they go there and their mission in life was to see Don, because it was Donnie and Marie at the time. And their mission in life was to see Donnie Marie. Oh my God. That's why my middle name is Marie. It was so popular. Wait, because of Marie Asman? Yeah, because my parents were so Vegas. That's so cute. We should go see Donnie Asman.

I would love that. I'm going to tell you guys if you come to Danny Husband with me. I will go to Vegas for anything at any time. You could literally just be like, I need to go to CVS and it's closed. I'd be like, let's go to Vegas. Oh my gosh. Any reason, I'm so down. So when we do the alien trip, then we should just keep going to Vegas. That would be everything. Can you guys? Okay, it's so funny because they could ask me to do genuinely anything and I'm just like, yes, I'm so down. This is my dream. And so we're planning this alien trip that we've been planning for like

since January. The board is done. But I still, like, honestly, what are we doing? Oh, like, what is the alien photo shoot? Yeah, like, what are we, oh, it's just a photo shoot. Yeah, it was just, like, for fun. It was, like, a kind of alien aesthetic I thought of because I thought it would be fun to go, like, as close to Area 51 as we can go, go to where, like, the weird gas station and the alien brothel is and just do a whole photo shoot. Oh, yes. But I want to, like, hunt. Like, what can we hunt for? Yeah, we should make, like, this episode. Yeah, like, I think we should film it. We should see how close we can get to Area 51 without getting shot.

Oh my God, that sounds terrifying. I love that. I'll be like, I'll try it for you guys. That sounds good. I mean, like how far is Area 51 from the place you're talking about? The alien place? Oh, it's really, really close. It's like, I'd say the alien places are like as close to Area 51. Why do I feel like you're like one phone call away from being able to get let into Area 51? Like that's just so you. I wish. I wish. I'm lacking in that. What were you saying earlier about the, oh, the tunnels. It wasn't in Vegas. It was in L.A.

that people allege there's tunnels never mind that's a whole yeah people allege there's tunnels here but I've heard there's tunnels in Vegas that like the police use that you can drive in and I'm not talking about the storm drain tunnels that like homeless people live in I'm not talking about the Tesla tunnels this was from before but there was like have you ever heard of that billionaire guy Jolo from Malaysia have you heard of that guy so he had this

big party like out in a dome somewhere like out in the desert and they took him to the party in the tunnels allegedly but I've been asking for years somebody show me these tunnels and nobody will oh my god do you think it's real I think so yeah because I heard from a reliable source wow oh my god I want to know the source well we both know I can't say his name because I was talking about it on TikTok he tagged him he's like can you untag me I'll get in trouble for that that's funny who was it oh because it was it was

went with the car. Oh, that's crazy. Because they helped with the Jolo party. Stop. That's so... I feel like I've been seeing so much about all the tunnels under LA too. It's like...

it i mean i was telling you i toured this house the other day that had a tunnel under it to all these places in hollywood and they said marilyn monroe would like use it i didn't i've been trying to find out the tunnel lore like i i want to are you into it are you like i wanted to get this house now because of it no i do not want that i need i should take you there i feel like it's a good ghost hunt like it was it was really eerie that house i don't want it i don't want any hauntings or anything i hate ghosts they scare

I mean, I would do something with you. But you're a ghost magnet, right? They always come to you. I think so. Oh, you've seen the ghosts? You have seen ghosts? I don't know. I've just had a lot of weird shit happen. But listen, like, it's me. Like, I've been on drugs. I've been, you know, like, it's like, was it a ghost, Hannah, or was it you highest yesterday that moved that, that moved the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the

planter I just keep myself as a non-believer so that way they don't come to me because I think they only come to people who like believe or something and I'm just like don't believe it I'm they're not real so I'm hoping it just stays that way so I'm like really afraid of ghosts I am too like because what if they're like mean ghosts like in the movie ghost when there's like demons come and drag them to hell like I'm so scared how are you I oh my god I could ask you questions for hours like how the

are you not like afraid of it what's the weirdest experience how did you date someone that did all that like i've no questions i think i'm just so curious about it that i'm not afraid but i've had a couple experiences in my house here in hollywood where something happened and i didn't think it was like a ghost or something unexplained i thought it was somebody breaking into my house and the fear i felt because when you think somebody's breaking into your house and you're there alone you're like

- I'm gonna have to fight for my life now. But then you realize nobody's there, but the adrenaline didn't leave for like a whole day. I was traumatized. - And you're still there at the house. - Yeah. - What happened? - It's the house I showed you pictures of. Well, one time I was asleep in bed and I always deadbolt my bedroom door, but in the middle of the night the door just came crashing open. Woke me right up and I'm like,

Nobody got in past my alarm. Nobody did. And that's still unexplained how that door opened. And then another story I have was this is during quarantine. I was in my like a little kitchen dining nook and I heard like an Amazon person drop off a package and I'm just like waiting for them to leave so I can go like a troll and pick up my package. Yeah.

And then so I finally stand up and then I hear this voice like clear as day, like behind me go, hello. And I was like, what the? And my first thought, the only thing that made logical sense to me in the moment was that whoever the delivery person was somehow got through my deadbolted door, got past my dog without setting off my dog and was right behind me. Like, that's how sure I was. It was a person I was going to have to turn around and like fight for my life. And when there was nobody there?

And you're totally fine. You just talk it up as to being like, they're here and I'm living with them. Yeah. I mean, I guess that's nice. Oh my gosh. I haven't had experience in a long time there though. And they never like possessed you or anything. No, no, no, no. Do you think that it like, that being...

around someone who was really like into ghost hunting and stuff like that, like made you more susceptible to things? I did. Well, I did notice that when he and I were together, things were more active in my house, even though he was rarely ever at that house. Yeah. Oh, so he was like a magnet for him. Yeah, for sure. Well, he like welcomes it. It's like, that's nuts. Yeah, I know. We did a shoot yesterday with Patrick Hollins for I'm Sorry. And we did Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board. Have you ever played it?

You poke and then you fall, right? No. Sorry. Honestly,

I didn't know what it was and I just knew it was like scary. So like someone lays on the floor and then like you just have your fingers underneath them like two fingers like this or like I guess all fingers I guess not two like just all your fingers and you just like chant it over and over and then like the person like just started levitating and it happened but you did say you were lifting because we were not lifting and the reference was like who was it because I wasn't lifting and all of a sudden she's like going up and I was like oh my god maybe I should try like I don't know it was like

so scary but I was way on the end I was like by her ankles so if I was the only one lifting it would have just

Who was the person, was it Drew across from you? I think so. Yeah, Drew from, do you know Drew and Anya from Emergency Intercom? Yeah, so they were there too. So I think it was Drew across, so I guess, but yeah, I mean, it couldn't just be from the ankles. Like, I don't know. It was so, it was crazy. I don't want to get possessed. Okay. I hate like Ouija boards. I hate all of it. Oh, same. I like can't do a Ouija board because I do think that's like so real. We had a little, what was that character, that little Star Wars character in there? What was that? We got rid of the demon. You remember that demon thing that was in there? Oh, it was like a Yoda demonized.

Do you know like Darth Maul? Yeah. Darth Maul. Darth Maul, Baby Yoda? Yes. Oh my God. It was a Baby Yoda but it was a Darth Maul and I didn't know. I just thought it was cute and I was like, oh, I want to get this little thing. It's cute and it's like red and black but it looks like Baby Yoda or whatever. And so we had it in the glam room actually. I had to stage it. But this thing would like throw itself off the,

like top child. Yeah. And it would just like throw itself down and I was like, oh my God. And this is when all the bad stuff was happening. This is when we did oversharing over there that was red and black. So like all of a sudden all these like demonic things were happening in our house and like we saged. We saged and honestly it's doing so good. Thank God. But I was like really, we had to get rid of it. So anyways, I had my friend go throw it in the trash or whatever. I was like get rid of it but you're not supposed to throw like a Ouija board in the trash or something because like. They'll come back. Yes. Our dark mall came back.

You're lying. I do think someone took it out of the trash and thought we just didn't need it there because they put it right in front of our doorstep. So maybe someone that helps around our house or something did it. Oh my God. But it came back on the doorstep and it was there and I was like, ah! Oh my God. I would lose it. Yeah. So I just say, I don't believe. I have I love you, Jesus. I have all that stuff like that. So I was like, okay. But it was crazy to play it because I was also scared. Do you remember that game that was like, this is not a hot topic. Whatever. I was going to go to the night. I love it. I was going to do something relevant. Me being like, oh, remember this game?

game you could talk about anything and I would listen yes me too yeah haunted stuff kind of scares me a little bit not gonna lie that's why I like love when Halloween's over like I love the cosplay but like the Halloween of it all yeah like scary stuff but it was funny yesterday because we were like Mormon wives so it wasn't so scary it was kind of like that it was so fun yeah it was camp yeah yeah I can't wait to see it sounds like demonic it wasn't at all it was like cute and funny no that's like really good and it was like such an honor I was like I remember when Patrick Collins first DM'd me and I was just like I

love you so much and I saw you shot with her and I was like oh my god she's like so iconic in every way and it was cool it was for her like a purse like a little cute purse that had a little cute bow on it that's so fun and she was so nice like you know when people are like so big and so famous you know she shot for like Vogue Japan and Vogue all these things and you're just like oh my god I was nervous I was nervous like everyone was like serving and I was just like so scared I didn't know how to pose I'm like tell me how to pose I don't know I was like really nervous

but it was fun. You would fit right in that. I can't wait to see it. It was really cute. I love that you were there. Like, I didn't know. Like, I didn't know what it was involved. She's like, do you want to do this, like, little I'm sorry shoot? And I was like, yeah, absolutely. And then it was like, Keylon, who's Terry Jo, and then Holly, and then Drew and Anya were there, which was really cool. That's a great group of people and so iconic. It was really cool, yes.

Yeah, Drew and Enya had so much lore too. I love learning like the behind the scenes stuff that people can't talk about on the podcast. Me too. Do they tell you about the – I don't know if they don't want me to share, but the person who was like inside their house. No. Like living inside – there was like an intruder living inside their house. They didn't know and the guy was shaving his pubes and like leaving pubes in the shower. Oh my God. What?

Now I feel like someone's doing this to me. Okay, that's scary. Yeah, I always heard about people living in the attics too. I always have to check everything. Wait, what is it called? Frogging? They call it frogging. There's a movie about that. Yeah. Wait, really? They sneak into people's houses and see how long they can live there before getting caught. And since they leap from home to home, it's called frogging. New fear unlocked. Yeah. I'm literally so scared. Oh my God, that's terrifying.

Yeah, when I lived alone, I was like, that was my biggest fear. Someone was like living in the house with me. I was just like, oh my God. I check everything every night. I'm so scared. I just got a pepper spray gun and I'm so excited about it. You need it. I love self-defense. Yeah, you have to be prepared. You know what I mean? For any demons. I don't know how you defeat a demon, but I guess if it's just like a random person coming in. It's all of it. Oh my God, all of it scares me so much. Yeah. Well, enough mnemonic stuff.

Hot topic. Let's see hot topic. I come on here and I like just no holds. I'll talk about anything. I don't care. What are your guys' plans? Now it's the holidays. You just finished tour. You just finished. Is it season three of? Yeah. I'm in the process of finishing up. I have like a week more to film. I did season three of The Playboy Murders and season two of Lethally Blonde. Lethally Blonde is such a good name. Did you come up with it? No, I really didn't.

I wish. I did. It's so fitting. I love it. As you were doing Playboy Murders, did you find out a lot of stuff you didn't know? Absolutely. No, that's why I decided to do it because my agent came to me with it and I was like, I don't want to do another Playboy thing. Like, I'm up to my ears in it. But he's like, just look at this deck and see if you'd want to do it. And there were so many because I thought they would start with all the most famous stories, which we have ended up covering. But they had a deck full of, like, stories that I hadn't even heard of.

heard of and I thought I knew everything about what happened to anybody involved with Playboy and I was like, this is a show I would actually watch.

I want to do this. Oh, I'm binging it tonight. That's crazy. Have you ever seen it? Uh-uh. I've seen clips, but I haven't, like, seen it, seen it, and I need to. It's so, like, cool lit, too. She's always, like, in black leather with, like, pink lights behind her. Oh, wow. Like, it just looks super cool. I love it. No, but I love true crime, too. That's so... Were any of the murders in the mansion, or are they all kind of following the lives of girls who, like... That'd be wild if there was one in the mansion and we were just, like, living in there. Like, it's nothing. Right? But couldn't you just, like... I feel like if Holly was, like, yeah, and then someone was murdered...

and then we started shooting Girls Next Door, like, I would be like, okay. Because Playboy had, like, darkness around it. Like, I only knew the Dorothy Stratton one, and I remember being like, oh, my God, that's so scary. And I remember thinking, like, oh, my God, if I did Playboy, like, something dark is going to happen. Because I was just, like, surrounded in that for a while. But then the show came on, and it was, like, light and fun.

I remember thinking like, oh my God, everyone gets on a live that comes here. It's pretty wild. Yeah, I don't even like true crime and I watch it because I'm like, but it scares me. It does scare me. Yeah, I get super paranoid. It helps having a man. I guess you're right. When I'm single and living alone, I get so. I agree with you, but Holly's like, I love being alone. You're a boss.

So you would take down a ghost. She would love her alone time. I can't. No, I lived alone my entire life basically until I was like 32. And it's like I was just so scared and paranoid. Everyone's like, you guys seem – you seem so happy in life. And I am. But it's like also I just feel safe. Like most of the security guards. So I just feel like – it's like living with a security guard full time. Because I'm like if I hear something, I'm like go check it out. You know what I mean? I'm the same way with Makoa. It's not the best. I love – did you have – were your significant others, were they like that? Were they someone who would go look? Or were you the one who was like, I'm going to go look?

kind of well I mean the guy would always take the initiative I'm gonna go look but I would always do things like at night I would go through the house and make sure every door and window was locked every single night like oh you did it you did the rations yeah because when Christine Quinn was here she was talking the story and she talked about on my podcast of how there was like an intruder and like there was a famous intruder like not famous

The intrusion was publicized. And she was saying how she basically told her husband to go with the kid in the bedroom. And she got her gun and went out to go get him. No way. I was like, OK, damn. Oh, my god. Imagine you're about to rob a Hollywood Hills house and Christine Quinn just shoots you in her bedazzled pantsuit. That's insane. That's so insane. I was so shook.

like oh my gosh that's wild yeah so I guess yeah and I every guy I've been with like I never lived with someone but even if like overnight I'd be like go check it out they're like no I'm not gonna like go check out the noise and I was like oh my gosh like yeah I feel like there's certain stereotypes I should like keep like you know what I mean like men should go yeah absolutely oh my god that's the only ick I get is like men need a purpose

Yeah, exactly. They used to go to war. They need to feel needed. Yes. So I was like, you go check it out. They love to do it too. They'll like jump a fence and go check things out, take a mouse out, you know what I mean? And all that stuff.

But it is kind of great. This house is just big too. Like I would be like really like looking at all the nooks and crannies. Yeah. We have like a little monitor. Did you ever go to Shane's house where he had all those like monitors? Like he just like looked at it like 24-7. So we have like kind of that thing now so you can just kind of like monitor. I love that. That's my favorite show. My security cameras. It's my favorite show. I'll just sit and watch it. Like are you kidding me? Yeah. Haunted house next to Holly's haunted house.

Oh my God. Jesus. You guys are pretty close to each other now in proximity. Yeah, we really do. Yeah. But also like you're also on this area too. You're like, you're like tri-coastal because you're like in this area, Hollywood, and then stay exactly where you're at again. I gotta, yeah, I gotta move further though. I'm ready for this fantasy. We're gonna be neighbors. We're gonna be neighbors too. We'll all do this together. Us and neighbors.

That'd be so cool. Then we could do photo shoots all the time in my garage. Every day. We're going to have enough for a calendar in like approximately a year. Oh yeah, we're doing a calendar. Should we announce all our stuff we're doing together? We're all doing stuff together. It's going to be fun. Make a calendar. No, definitely. This is going to be the best year ever. All of our plans are so good. Yeah, we're... I don't know. I guess it's weird to say it. You should say everything. I love it.

Wait, now I'm getting more confused. I know. I'm going to break the ice. Trisha and I want to start a podcast. Yeah. But we have a very different concept. I feel like we shouldn't say the concept. Not that it's like that genius, but I feel like it's a good concept. It is so good. We can't let these-

the first episode is out in like a few weeks so i am it's like i'm so excited and hollywood was gonna come on and slay like i feel like it's like yeah it's gonna be so fun we just needed something you and i've been like ideating for a while but it's like with just trish and canceled like we didn't want to take our topics away yeah it's something different you know what i mean like because then if you came to oscar and i came to brooke every week and we just had nothing to give it's like the same thing yeah like that's

You know, so we finally, I think, have thought of like a really good concept. I'm really excited. I'm like. And by we, I mean you. You thought of this. I can't take any credit. No, no. Well, we can tell the story when it happens. But like I was inspired by you. I got so inspired. And I was like, oh, my God, this is what we need to do. This is like an epiphany. I was like, this is it. I'm so excited. Like I was telling you earlier, I'm not like the godliest, but I really prayed for something to come together for you and me. And then you texted me. Did you actually pray? Yes, I swear. And didn't you say the idea like dropped into your head?

Yes. Literally, I was driving to Playboy. The universe is at work. Yeah. I only get thoughts when I'm driving. I'm rarely driving because I never leave my house. But I was driving long distance. I'm going to Midwilshire. And I was just like, this is what we need to do. This is what we have to do. And you were kind of by my house. So maybe my prayer sent to you. I swear to God, I prayed. Oh, my God. That is so weird. And then I sent you 5,000 voice memos at 10 AM, which I don't know if she's up. No, I woke Makoah. I was like, babe, get up. Oh, my God. I was so...

I was so excited. And I was like, I had to do it before I got to the building and lost reception. I'm like, I got to get this great idea out. No, and it's, oh my God, waking up to a voice memo for you is arguably the best start to a day. Oh my gosh. And we are going to kill it. Oh yeah, we're also doing a time traveler show. Yes! I can't wait.

I literally, that's like I'm living out all my like fantasies. What era, what eras should we do? Like what's your favorite era to time travel back to and like do something in? I think it kind of depends like where we can find like locations where we can really immerse. I was thinking 70s, you know how they have the Brady Bunch house and it's preserved exactly like the Brady Bunch house.

I did not know that. I didn't know that either. Yeah, no, it's in the Valley and they redid it for like some HGTV show to restore it so it looks exactly like the show. And I don't know yet what our task will be on the show, like what we actually have to do when we get there. I'm so happy we have her on the case. I know. Like that our producer can be a setting. That'd be so cool, like that show, that 70s house. Remember MTV did it and everyone had to live like it was the 70s.

70s. That would be so cool. And we're three blondes. We could be Marsha, Jan, and Cindy. That's so like, it's so funny because like when we do it like this show, like I feel like you guys are very knowledgeable on so many things I'm not. Like I'm going to know nothing. But you said 70s. What would you want to do in the 70s? What would you try? I don't know. Like mushrooms and like tie dye. That's a wild show.

We should all take mushrooms. Do you like mushrooms? I want the mushrooms that made your dog talk to you. Yeah, those were so good. But I don't love them back in the day. Forget you both have kids. Like, I'm like, we should all do mushrooms. Like, let me start. I mean, I want to do them. Like, obviously, I would like have like Moses stay here or something. I'm not sure. It's also work assignment and the kids work with their dad. Yeah.

down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Iconic baby. Mushrooms. I was thinking like going to like Bridgerton or something like that era and just like trying to bathe without like water. That's fun. Yeah. I'm always trying to bathe without water. I hate bathing. I just want to go to Gettysburg and sit on a cannon. Oh, that would be. See, like what? I have no idea. You might as well have been speaking Rubik's Cube. Like, what do you mean? Sit on a cannon.

What happens when it fires off? Ooh. Kind of sexy. It's so funny. It becomes an OF show all of a sudden. You're like, oh, this is canon. That's

What do the cannons have to do with Gettysburg? I don't know. I was just picturing myself sitting on a cannon. That's hot. I'm down. With a big dress. Gettysburg is where they have the Civil War reenactors and stuff. So it's a place? Yeah. I thought it was just the address. Because he made the address at Gettysburg. Oh. That makes sense. I would go to Gettysburg for sure. Yeah. I will go anywhere with you too. Every episode could be a different era.

And we have to go and like immerse ourselves in the era. And there's some like task we have to do. Like maybe we have to like make something happen but only using the technology of the time that we succeed. Oh, that's so good. Then they like – then we win money to give to charity at the end. That's so fun. I love – oh, yeah. That's fun. That's like a game show. You ain't with that. Well, she has like 3,000 TV shows. Ever since Trisha first brought it up, I was like, oh, my God. That sounds so good.

Okay, that's so fun. I'm so done. I think the scariest one would be the 50s, having to be a housewife, just cooking and cleaning. I can't clean. I literally have never cleaned in my life. I remember the first time as an adult, someone came to my apartment and my toilet had a ring around it. And they're like, you're supposed to clean your toilet. I was like, I never heard of that. I didn't know you were supposed to clean a toilet. Like, what? And it was the dirtiest toilet ever. And I was like, I have no idea how to do it. I'm so bad at it. I'm the same. Honestly, not because I'm bougie. It's literally just because I didn't know people cleaned houses. I never learned. If I spill a little something on the counter, I'll spit and just...

Like still. And then my roommates are like, they're very clean people. Thank God. That keep it nice and tidy for you. Yeah, thank God for Ashley and Isabella. They're so wifey. I always needed help. Like always need help because it's like really hard. I've been trying so hard to become like type A. I feel like you're very like clean and organized. I try, but I get so busy that I'm like a Tasmanian devil. And it's like that's the first thing that falls through the cracks is I'll like leave something in a pile or...

or like yes how do people get dressed without covering the floor and clothes oh i know it's so weird i think when it's too organized it's like you look like a psychopath you know what i mean like and everything's like in its perfect spot i was like oh my god just like have something be a mess i'm gonna be like oh i can't leave a dish in the sink and i was like oh my god like i would just love a little more like a little more organization in my life same i need a little i think you would hire people to help you i think you need to do that because our house is like every time i do that my just goes to shit after a week yes like they'll come color code on my

And then the next week it's like, yeah, that'd probably be me too. Actually. I'm not like an organized person, but I know where everything is. When people do come to organize my house, I was like, where is the everything? I can't find anything, you know, but yeah, that would be the museum over here though. Like today I was, I was doing a like tour for my vlog of all the stuff you have. And it's so cool. Every corner picture. Oh my God. Yeah.

Trisha's giving me a photo of her as King Tut to hang in my house and I'm so excited. Being you as King Tut was my favorite costume I've ever done. That was so good. And then Brooke was Moses. It was so fun. That was cute. That was a surprise because we had no idea. I thought you were just being Trisha's or something like that. No, I felt weirdly hot as King Tut too. It's kind of hot. McCullough was flirting with me too. I was like, oh my god. I didn't know you were into this. No, you look really good in it. It shows the right amount of

But no one can do it like you. Even when I was trying to do the dance with the hairbrush, I was like, Tana, like the queen. I should have sent you the hairbrush. I forgot that when I sent it to you. I was like, oh, she gave me the hairbrush. I still have it. It would have been so cute. It was so good. Stop. But no, obviously no one does it like you. I just felt like it was the best day ever. I was honored. I'm always honored. You know what I mean? I'm going to start dressing up as different versions of you every year. Unless you tell me to stop. Like me after I take Ozempic. I was like, oh my God, that's what I would look like. You know what I mean? Girl.

You better stop. See, Lizzo was Ozempic for her Halloween costume. I think it's cool that she flipped because like South Park, I guess, did an episode about calling a product like Ozempic, but they called it Lizzo. So I think she was like flipping it on its head, I think. She also looks so good. Like she looks like amazing. She slayed. Yeah. She slayed that. She really did. All the Halloween costumes. I wish they would do stuff like that around Christmas time because like Thanksgiving is coming up and it's just like...

what do you do around Thanksgiving? Like, I know. Can't be festive. Can't decorate a turkey. I know. It's like, it's just for eating. There's nothing like the decor for Thanksgiving bores me. We both be, you both go to Vegas for Thanksgiving. Oh my God. Hey girl. You want to come, come to Vegas. Oh my, what do you, cause you do like a big thing, right? Don't you have like a big, yeah, my ex-husband does. So we all do it at his house. And is it like EDC-ified? No,

You're going to take him all in with the turkey? No. It's not, but he's very into throwing events, so it's just really big and it's always catered and stuff. That's so fun. I can't even imagine being with someone, because you're so introverted, being with someone who's so extroverted and loves doing events and stuff like that. Yeah, that was kind of a challenge for a while, because I was extra, extra, extra introverted. More introverted than now, I feel, like five to ten years ago. Really? Yeah. So you were like...

Did you come across as extroverted when you met him? Were you like, I love partying? Well, I was always out every night. Oh, I see. And so I think he thought, oh, perfect match. And we did meet at one of his festivals. Oh, so he's like, that's crazy. But I had liquid courage back then, too. So then I just went, like, after I had my kids, I went through a severely introverted phase. Yeah.

Just wanting to be at home. Were you ever like at a point with him where it was like, oh my God, we have to go to ADC again. Like, were you like over all the, because there's lots of other insomniac events. Yeah, there's a ton we would go to. I always thought they were fun, but then I would always want to just kind of stay in one place at the festival and he wants to like walk around the entire thing and let's go to front of house and da, da, da. Oh yeah, I'm like you. Oh my God, it's such a big crowd.

Really? I feel like that's so cool, though, to be with the person that is the hot hero. Yeah, would you like helicopter and so fun. So fun. That is exciting. Although I probably would get anxious, too. I probably would be like, I like the idea of it, but also I'd be like, actually, I can't do that, but.

Yeah, ADC is just a lot, too. That's the thing. I've been to, like, 10. Have you? Yeah, oh, my God. I was sneaking in at, like, 12. Oh, my God. Like, it was so. Wait, you can't go if you're underage? You have to be 18, I think, right? Oh, why? If you're, like, naked or something? Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, and it's just, you know, there's alcohol and stuff, and people want to stay safe. Yeah, and people, like, the ravers definitely take a lot of.

extracurriculars. I know nothing about it. I just know it's like a light festival, right? You would hate raving. Yeah, I hate crowds late at night. Yeah, even now I'm like, oh my God, I don't know how I had the energy to do that. It's like till 6 a.m. Maybe that can be on our time travel show. We go to EDC as...

2012. 2012. Yeah, that'd be cute. That'd be fun. Just lots of ideas. Aliens. I can't wait for everything we're doing together. I just want to say, by the way, I keep fidgeting and I feel like the viewer's going to think I look uncomfortable, but these tights are like inside me. Oh, no. Like they're really like up. They're holly-sized tights. They're holly-sized tights and...

I'm not Holly size. You guys are the same. Girl, girl, girl. Those tights went on with ease with her and I felt like I was stuffing a hot dog into like... It is. They are short skirts. I forgot. I usually wear shorts underneath mine so I also have been fidgeting. I'm very much like, okay, let me put it right here just in case but...

I think you look good. You slay. Okay, do you know what these outfits are? You know yours now, the Sabrina Carpenter song that she is in these, you know, the Juno. Yeah. Is Juno one of her songs or no? I just found out about this too. Yes, Juno's about wanting to get pregnant like Juno. Oh, yeah. I love that movie. Yeah, so she always has a new position every night in her. Yeah.

In the Juno outfit. So she always has like a new one. Oh, that's iconic. So these are the Juno outfits. I love them so much. Thanks for dressing up as Sabrina Carpenter. Stop, I love it. We started getting all this together for us. Oh my gosh, this was the fun. This was the best day ever. I'm serious. I'm so grateful for both of you. It was so fun. Should we show the donuts real quick? Yes. Oh yeah, we have to try the donuts. And Trisha, you just make everything.

everything happened. Like, showing up today, there's, like, eight custom costumes, wig people, everything. Like, I literally, I felt like a kid in a candy store today. I would have because we were supposed to do a third look and I wanted to coordinate it but you gave no photo references. I'm the worst. And then when you got here and I was just like, okay, so you're like, your forever's coming. You're like, no. And I was like, I had to go back. I'm like, oh my God, did I fumble this? Because I really wanted to get everyone's together. Because I was on tour while we were planning this and it just, like, almost felt like a dream state. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, it's like, this is like, it felt like something that was never going to, like, eventually happen, you know? And I was just like,

It did feel that way. That's why I was like, you know what? I'm just going to like get the outfits made. And you slayed. It's kind of like build it. They will come, you know, like I have everything. So, but yeah, I'm glad it worked out. No, the Disney photos and these are so good. And like my like a poorly planned Y2K look can happen six months from now. No, I love it. It'll be in our calendar.

Yes. Yeah. No, I love the Y2K. I just was trying to think. I was like, okay. I was like, what can I be with it? Yeah. I still have it, but. No, I think two costumes in a day is also still like two different wigs. Like. Yeah. We did it. We were all little baldies. We looked like aliens. It was cute. Yeah, it was cute. Yay. Holly brought the Ghostbuster Krispy Kremes. Oh my God. Yum. Thank you so much. With the little spooky plates. Yeah. Thank you, Moses. Thank you, Moses. Yay, yay, yay. Wait, how cute. Are you a donut person? Yes. Well, I'm a Krispy Kreme person. All other donuts to me are like dry. Yeah.

Oh my god! Wait, Trisha Post. Yeah. Wait, you look gorgeous! No, it's sling. It's so hot. I've never seen Ghostbusters. I know they're like, what do they say? I want that orange one, it's speaking to me. What's this little goober? I love goober. Slimer! Thank you.

This looks like the one that would be in your house. When you describe it, this is how I picture that little ghost in your house. Not kidding. Just chilling. Oh, that one's cute. He's so cute. Oh, my God. I love Krispy Kreme. Ready? Ready. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wow. So good. Whoa, look at the green inside. Oh, my God. Yum. Do you like ooze inside of things? Not usually, but this is tasty. It tastes kind of like green apple.

I like filling inside donuts. It's so good. Yeah, I guess I do sometimes. These sprinkles are hard. I just almost lost a veneer. Oh my god, that'd be so good if you did though. You know, I thought about that earlier when I was eating that wrap. I was like, if I lost a tooth here, it'd be fine. I always think about that everywhere I am because I'm paranoid I'm gonna. I know we're wrapping it up, but like, why are you always losing your teeth? I know, right? No one else does or do they? They just don't post about it.

I think people do know and again, I think I definitely have a special case. I think I got on, but when I get some time off, I'm going to, I'm going to get it right. Both of you have such good teeth. I really do need to stop. Do not get. Why? I don't know. It's just like, I think that, well, I mean, I guess I'm very against it because I think the technology has improved a lot. Like when I did it, there was, it was just like shave them down to shark nubs. Like even in the last five years now, there's so many more like composite and like other things.

But you just have great teeth. No. I'm going to the dentist for the first time in like 10 years on Thursday. Oh my God. Are you scared? Yeah, I'm terrified because they hurt. So I know there's something wrong with it. Like I did teeth whitening strips. I put them on for like one second and just like pain shot through my gums. And I was like, oh no, this is not good. And then I just thought like all those chemicals getting into, like there's a hole in my tooth somewhere. All those chemicals just got, because I had headaches for like the past week and I was like,

I think I poisoned myself, so I really need to, like, I'm scared. I hate the dentist so much, but I need to go. It's probably just, like, a cavity or, like, maybe you need a root canal, but I swear. What's a root canal? That sounds so scary. It's, like, if your cavity is, like, a little worse, you need a root canal, but when I tell you I've had, like, 20 of them. You have.

And like now I'll get a root canal like I get like a donut. Like it's so easy. The recovery time is what? Nothing. Like can I go sing? Like can I do it before my little Christmas shows? Well. Or wait. Oh, before your shows? Yes. Like not like right before a show. Not like right before. Like a couple weeks before a show. Oh, you could do it a day before a show. You're fine. Because you just can't do anything with your numb mouth for a couple hours. I love a numb mouth.

though. Like I did love my C-section because I was so numb and I was kind of like nice. Yeah, you and Moses could have fun with your numb mouth or something. I guess you couldn't feel anything. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of crazy. But then you could end up like biting. Let me stop. Wait, that was a point of contention that became a relationship. He told me that mine were too teethy. Who? Moses. He's like, um, you use a lot of teeth. You're biting my teeth. And I'm

I've never heard that. I was like, I'm never doing it again, okay? Because I didn't know. I wasn't trying. Oh, my God. I was so embarrassed. It was like a week into dating, too, and I was like, I'm so sorry. At least he just got it right out of the way. You know what I mean? You know what? That's true. I think that's why we have a perfect relationship now is because, like, in the beginning, he was so blunt about everything he liked and didn't like, and I was like, oh, my God, that's, like, so rude. But now I'm like, now we're good. I love that, though, like, because if you let things, like, fester. That's true. I mean, dating's a little different, but, like, if just anything, you know. You wouldn't let it happen.

I mean, I guess I understand it. If it hurts, I guess you should tell somebody. Yeah, that's fair. I had to learn. I was like, I don't know. Like, I was putting my, like, tongue around my teeth. I'm like, I don't know what to do. Yeah, it's like, I mean, sucking is, like, really an art form. You have to tuck your top lip over your tongue. Oh! Wait, really? I've never done that. And then stick your tongue, obviously, is over your lower teeth. Over the lower teeth? Eh. Did you do it that way? I'm trying to think now. I have to, like, imagine myself sucking.

And I don't even know anymore. That's good to know, actually, because I actually had no idea. And he was the first person to ever tell me that. I was like, what? Like, I still probably do. I never really corrected it. But maybe I'll try it now. I was like, well. Stop. I need to get more fun. Oh, my God. Let's stop. We need to stop this right now before I say this. Yeah. I love doing late podcasts. I was with Tana. It's always like late. Usually I do my podcast like 10 a.m. And now it's like 10 p.m. And we get like delirious hours. And we just start like. It is kind of delirious at this point. I was like, oh, my God. What did we talk about? There's a lot. I loved all of it. But.

I always know we're like getting tired when you and I just are like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you guys so much for being here. Thank you for everything. Yes. Trisha, this has been the best day ever. I'm so excited. I tricked you into a podcast. No, I'm so happy we did. You guys are so down. I loved it. Best day ever. I can't wait for the future. Check out Cancel. Check out Girls Next Level. And check out all the Patreons and socials.

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