- I have Mavi on my list. What does that mean, Mavi? - That's a good question. - I have Patreon, Mavi, Bdayparty. - What? Maui? - Oh, Maui. I was like, is it movie or Maui? - Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson and stuff, they always say like, "No, I hate Jake." Like, "I totally disagree with everything Jake Carrella says." So you could be in it. - And just say I hate her. I hate her, but go support the movie, which she'll probably get money from too. That'd be my only hard no.
Hi guys, welcome back to Just Trish. I was trying so hard to hold my laugh in for the intro. They miss the laugh, they miss it. My eye is watering from holding it in, that is so funny. Just Trish, what's the laugh?
I couldn't like hold in the cackle and I was like not wanting to interrupt your intro. Oh, it was a great intro. It was a great intro.
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We're in a kid's episode. Oscar's back after I banished him away for two weeks. I was like, where's Oscar? Bring him back. You guys think I, like, control him. Like, I can just, like, be like, come back right now, Oscar. Like, what? Oh, my God. It literally feels like it's been so long. I did not believe you when you said it was going to feel like so much time has passed. But, oh, my God. It really feels like it. We missed so much.
so much you know what i mean we missed you missed so much of the drama i know i was like i was debating like do i get caught up on everything and i was like i think everything i missed is just not part of my journey and i'm gonna like i'm gonna be happy being ignorant but it was so on par for oscar we had nigga kahana's weight loss like there was so much oscar and i was like i was keeping up with like pop base like on twitter so i was seeing like the headlines and i was like this is all i need you know okay ironically this is such like a niche reference
But do you remember how the Alyssa Violet Tana feud started? It was when like Tana responded to like this TikToker who was like swinging in the trees, like in the jungle. She was like, I'm never going to know about drama. I'm so at peace in the wilderness or whatever. And Tana was making fun of her. I knew you wouldn't remember. But the people, if you know, you know. I was like, I remember making fun of that girl too. I was like, yeah, Tana's so right. I would be so, no matter where I am, I'm going to know the drama. Oh, okay.
And then on vacation, I was like, I don't really care. I was like, yeah, it was wild. I felt so free. Okay, so you were linked to the girl in the tree. Now I totally get her. And I stand with that girl that was in the tree swinging around not knowing about drama. And you're like, get it.
I did for a week. I don't know. If it was two weeks, I think I would be bored and like want to know things. It's so long. Yeah. When I was thinking you inspired us to go to Maui, I was like, when I was thinking about going to Maui, I go on the cheap time. I'm going to go when it's like off season. But I was thinking, I was like, I think I could only go from like after the podcast on like a Monday, have a guest episode and go back on like a Sunday. Because I feel like going for a whole week. Or is it nice? I don't know.
It was nice for me. I think, I feel like it might be nice for you too because you haven't had a vacation in a long time. I literally like haven't had a vacation in a year so it was so nice and it was a hectic time like overall so it was nice to like be away but yeah, I think if it was any longer I'd probably get a little stir crazy and like, you know, want to be back in the mix. Yeah, I feel like Hawaii too, you just feel so far
which is like good and bad. And the time difference too, like being three hours behind, like, I don't know, something about that too. Cause you would text me, then I wouldn't see it until like 9 PM Hawaii time, which is midnight for you. So then I'd be like, well, let me not text you at midnight. You know? I waited for you to text me just to get clear enough. Just,
Just don't be like, I'm texting him first. Never once did I text you first. I did. There were so many times where I wanted you to be like, oh my God, this and this. And then when you did text me, I think it was like five days into it. I was like so excited. Then I texted so much and then you didn't text back. And I was like, oh my God, maybe I texted too much. Because I was like, actually, I was like so excited. And then I was like, let me.
I know. The gaggiest thing was like you sent me the TikTok of the girls from Cat's Eye doing our audio and I've been like hyper fixated on them. Like before you even sent me that, like my boyfriend's taking me because they have this little dance. It's like touch, touch, touch, touch. And I just like do it all the time. Is that it?
It's like, it's really hard. It goes to me. And then it's like, I don't know. They're really intense the way they do it. I could never. That's cute. They're like all so cute and I love their music and they literally are like Bratz dolls. And I'm just like, my whole like TikTok, Twitter, Instagram algorithm right now is all of them. So when I saw that, I was like,
Oh my God. I was like, gags. Your voice. I was gags. They were lip syncing to your voice. And I was showing it to like my boyfriend who like didn't really care that much. But he was like, oh, those are your girls. I was like, yeah. Oh, we care so much.
care so much. Moses actually showed it to me. He's like, it's that style. And I was like, yeah. And I was like, okay. And they were so cute. I got into them too. I was like, okay, I love them. They're so cute. I love their style. I love their dances. They're all so pretty. I like comment on all their Instagrams now. They need to know that I'm here. I support. I stan. I am an icon. That's their stan name. Oh my gosh, I love it. Yeah. That's a good stan name. When he said I'm an icon, I'm like, yes you are. And then I realized, oh, it's like a...
Good name. That's a good name. So I was really happy you texted me that update because I feel like it lifted my spirits even more over there. Although I did, like when I came back to the mainland, I posted on my Instagram story. I was like, goodbye, Hawaii. Hello, USA. And I was like, I think people are going to know this is a joke. I almost was like, should I write a disclaimer that I'm joking about Hawaii not being in America? You know what? Didn't even get it. I was like, thank you.
I don't think anyone knew. No, I got hundreds of messages being like, girl, Hawaii is America. And like, don't be ignorant. I was like, oh my God. Don't be ignorant. I was like, damn. Oh my God. I was like...
At first I was offended. I was like, of course I'm not that dumb. But then I was like, I do be on here saying dumb stuff. So I guess it makes sense. It's cute. It's like Jessica Simpson cute. Even if you meant it, it's still cute. And even if you didn't mean it, you're smart because you came up with a dumb joke. You know what I mean? At least you acknowledge that they exist.
Yeah. Yeah. And I don't steal their land like The Rock or Oprah. So I think overall. I love it because I spend time with like a lot of like the locals because I love Polynesian culture. I just think it's really interesting. And then they give me all the Hawaiian tea, like which celebs are canceled and stuff. Oh, in Hawaii? Yeah. Who's canceled over there? They don't like Oprah or The Rock, but they do like Jason Momoa. Oh, well, that's like here though. I feel like they're canceled here and Jason Momoa is like, you know, I feel like that's the same. Yeah.
Everyone's in agreeance with you, Hawaiians. We all feel the same. But maybe that's where they start. First you cancel in Hawaii, then the rest of the world. And then a surprise comes across the ocean. Where did you stay? I stayed near the Grand Waialea, like that, in the Waialea, near the Grand Waialea. Yeah. I texted you this too. I forgot to follow up. I saw Morgan Adams was there for a wedding. Did you say hi? No, I didn't. Really? My friend was at the same wedding. Ironically, literally had no idea. Okay.
Was literally at the same wedding that Morgan attended. I don't know what the crossover is there. Oh, my God. But, yeah. I don't think she was with Rylan or anything. I think she was solo. Just by herself. Yeah. Is she still making content? I don't even know. Is she making content? I think so. She does videos, I think, like, about... I could be wrong. But I think about, like, renovating her farm or something. I think she bought, like, a farm and she does videos about that. I feel like that's been years in the making. Really? I feel like she bought a farm four years ago. Maybe I'm so out of date.
Maybe she's still doing the farm. I feel like that takes a long time to renovate a farm. I just remember her first thumbnail. I bought a farm and it's her with a farmhouse behind her. And it was literally when I was still friends with them. That's why I was like, oh, okay, random. Well, I'm sure the renovations take a long time. I mean, do they? I feel like renovations can take a year. Unless you have a $32 million house. Maybe you take it room by room. There's a lot of land. Farmhouse? How many rooms is there? I wish I knew her.
I don't know. I've never met the girl, so I feel like it'd be so weird for me to be like, hey. But look at the fan. True. I do love that girl. I do. She's cute. I love you, Morgan. She's very cute. I wonder if she'd remember me. I don't know. I don't know. We didn't really.
Not that much. I think she's aware of your existence. I did give her my clothes for a week. Oh, yeah. Remember that video? Yeah. When I was tiny. That's a core memory. Don't forget that. That's true. I wonder what she thinks about me. Maybe we should have her on. Anyways. That would actually be kind of everything. Like, hi. I know. Just going down memory lane. Do you have any news?
News? What do you mean? With you. That is all my news. Oh, everyone on the Just Trish Instagram was like saying, Oscar, this, this, and this happened in Hawaii. What? Oh, I don't know. I don't want to say anything if it's not, if there's nothing to say. Wait, what? You don't have any big news? Okay. What? Maybe people were trolling me. I don't know. What's the news?
No. Oh! So many comments said that. Every time I take a vacation, though, people think that I get engaged. Because when I went to Monterey for a whale watch, people also thought I got engaged. You get engaged by the whales. That's actually kind of weird. That is the way I would do it. I'd be triggered if I got in proposed to by the whales. I'd be like, ugh.
With your family. You're on that side platform. I love the way. Oh, that's true. You do love them. Okay, so no news. You just went on vacation. Yes. Your boyfriend, if he was on TikTok, he's like, are we going to Hawaii or is he proposing like the whole time and then nothing?
I made it very clear to him. I was like, when you graduate. Because last year he also thought I was going to propose or whatever. But I'm like, you have to graduate first. We have to be like on track. Okay. Just because he's the person who's like, the second it happens, like, it's just like full speed, like wedding planning. Like, I know he'll have like a freaking Pinterest board, like the second it happens, which is cute, but it's also like stressful. Like, you know, I'm like, we need to be like prepared before. And you're like in a, you're in a storm right now. Yes.
Yeah, just busy. Yeah, busy. Like a tornado is better than a storm, right? You're like in a fun tornado. Yeah, the fun version. No one dies. Do they? I don't know. No spoilers. No spoilers. I never saw the movie, so I'm just saying our version. The just twist. Yeah, yeah. Could you see yourself moving to Hawaii?
No. At first, I'd feel too bad because they explain the housing situation there, but, like, you know, people come with the Airbnbs and stuff, and then they take away housing for, like, the locals, and then it's, like, so depressing. But, um... Yeah. And, like, all the locals have to, like, you know, a lot of families combine to live in one house because it's, like, so expensive there. So I'd feel too bad, like, buying a house there or, like, buying property. Mm-hmm.
But I like going supporting the tourism economy there. And they like that? Yes, they do. Because especially after the fires, like a lot of tourism was down. So a lot of people were unemployed and they're out of unemployment. So obviously there's some, some people don't like the tourism, but a lot of the economy there is literally boosted by tourism. Like without it, they are,
unemployed so uh i think i go and i support like the local businesses i don't you know i try to support them like directly with like the local touring companies and like the local like food places and stuff like all the little stands that's the rice and chicken like on the side of the road it's all those yeah so i try to support like all of those and then just be like respectful of like the culture and the beaches and stuff you know i remember lilac gibney i
triggered but she had when she when she was there she that was like one of the last like eras of the lila tana friendship what happened i forget what it was like she went on the beach and she what she like lit a bonfire where she wasn't supposed to oh i didn't know that yeah i knew the story about her being on the plane and supposedly on the way there this was the same trip wow yes what a problematic era
I would love to see. One day, I think maybe she's setting up for her growth story, her change. You know what I mean? I think so. Everyone loves a comeback, as we see with Nick Arcato. Yeah.
Crazy. So you did see his weight loss. Do you think it's real or AI? I think it's obviously real, right? I don't know. You thought it was AI? Well, everyone did. So I was like, well, maybe it is. There's some people with him in Vegas. Oh, it's real? People posting with him. I mean, how? I need to know how he did that because honestly, what? I mean, I feel like it's definitely possible two years. But your stomach, even for me, when you stretch out your stomach, it's just hard to eat less because your stomach gets bigger, right? And so how do you just not eat so much so you can lose weight?
And in two years, it's fast to lose, what, he was 450 and now he's 150? That is a really fast time. Right? Was he at least 250 pounds, he said, or something, right? Yeah. I mean, he did the apple dance I saw, so that has to mean he has to. He's just doing cardio. It's like, yeah, he's doing cardio and it's like, it's real, I think. I DM'd him, I messaged him everywhere. I was like, ugh,
also friends. We did Hungry Fat Chick. We were. We were friends. I was like, you hate each other. I was like, no, we left off on good terms. 2019 is at my Christmas party. We're doing collabs. My mom made fettuccine for us. Like, we were on good terms. So, Nick Acato, please come back. You have not heard back from Nick Acato? No. And I guess there's a story about him pooping on my pink couch on my last podcast. Someone's like, oh my God, he made a story about him pooping or leaving a turd on your, anyways, that's so gross. I don't even want to talk about it. But, I mean, I don't think it's real, first of all. I think it's just like he made it up. What did you know? Right.
Right. And he's like, it was so, I don't know. I don't want to get flabby. I don't know what you can talk about on YouTube. I don't like talking about this personally either. But anyways, we're on good terms. We're good. But all right. So no engagement, just fun. Just excitement. No engagement, just relaxation. Yeah. Yeah. That's the way to go. Yeah. I'm still like reeling over the Nikkato. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We can. We got to know. I know.
I didn't get to, like, go into it last week. I was like, oh, my God, I want to go into it. But... I mean, okay, my... Is there anything to go into? I don't know. I don't think there's anything new. Yeah, he's just skinny. I mean, like, kudos, mama. Yeah, kudos, mama. I am so jealous. I was, like, so jealous. I'm like, wow. That's, like, what I've always dreamed of is to have, like, a transformation like that. Everyone's like, wow. Like, that would be... I guess I was just, like... I saw everything was, like, oh, it's, like, the master plan. Like, everyone was really hyping that up. But I was like, isn't it kind of, like...
to like when you were giving birth you stockpile footage for like a month. Yeah. Right. Isn't that like what people do? They just film a lot. Well I guess his was like two years. Two years is a lot. Yeah. But. And did no one see him? I guess. Right. I feel like. Maybe like Kylie Jenner when she was pregnant. You know no one really saw her. And so he just stays home? I guess. Well doesn't he live like not in LA or something? He lives in Florida. Okay. Well last I talked to him he lived in Florida. Maybe they moved back. They were in Columbia. Then they lived in Florida. Oh yes.
But I don't know where he is now. I feel like it's easy to live, like, a low-profile life, like, if you try, right? I don't know. I feel like even us just, like, going to, like, Target or Ralph's, like, I always see someone every single day. Like, and I live in a small town. But you're very, like, high-profile. Like, you, like, post your, like, Instagram stories, like, 30 slides a day. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. So, like,
But even if I didn't, right, I feel like people would still post my picture. But if he puts a hat and glasses, it's not like you, your hair, your shape. Like, you can't miss you. People recognize you from a mile away, even when you wear a hat and glasses. I just feel like Nekokato, somebody would recognize him. Like Jenna Marbles, right? Some people take pictures of her. Like, there's once in a while you see a spotting. Yeah. And no one ever had a spotting of Nekokato. I guess, but also if he's getting skinny, you probably don't recognize him.
that's a good point. Yeah. It's like if you like switch faces. We're watching Jane the Virgin and she like switches faces with people. Like that's her whole thing is to be like a crime lord and she has a secret post-surgery and they all switch faces. So I guess if you like didn't know my face, like if I was a different face completely, you wouldn't recognize me probably. Because I bet like a year through he probably already looked like unrecognizable, right? Like probably. But his hair looks the same, right? I don't know. I feel like he looks the same. His face looks the same, but like maybe if he had like a hoodie on, he wouldn't. Right, like oh the body. Like she wears like the sunglasses and stuff. I would recognize Chapel Road a mile away. I think so too. But I would not go up to her. I would not go up to her.
Respectfully. And I
I love that. Kudos to her for that, honestly. I love when you just know, right? Like, everyone should know now. So anyone who does go up to her will be like, you're just being an a**hole at this point. Because now we all know, know. And that's it. That's the period. Yeah. Especially airports in general. I'm like, those are probably, like, the worst places. Because then you're, like, confined in, like, this little, like, tube in the air. Oh, God. It sounds like... I know. I wanted to do the Joan of Arc cosplay, but I don't think it looked good in pink. So I was like, let me go with the Taylor Swift VMAs. Oh, we didn't even process your cosplay. Literally, the first... That's the first thing I noticed. I was like, how? It's been, like...
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VMA. I think that's a good transition to VMA. Okay, are you sure? I feel like is there anything more we should get? I mean, that really is all that. Really? There's no crazy tea or anything over there. Oh my God, I feel like it's been so long. I know. Well, what update? I feel like a lot of your updates are so you can't say on camera because I feel like they're in the works. Right, that's true. There is a lot of updates that I can't say on camera. Did you see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice? No, I know. You've been back a week.
a week. How have you not seen it? Because my boyfriend made me see Alien Romulus instead of Beetlejuice. No, what? I know. What is that? I do not want to see it. You know Alien, that movie? Oh, the original? Yeah, it's like the remake of that. Is it Alien? And yeah, he was like...
I can't really clock him because I'm hyper fixating on a girl group. So I can't really clock him. He's hyper fixating on the Alien franchise right now. And he like literally forced me to see this movie. And I like was begging him to do Beetlejuice Beetlejuice instead. Because I'm like this movie is like – it's just like really graphic. Like it's body horror. And I'm not that kind of girl. But yeah, he forced me to see that instead of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Oh, man. Well, we got to go. I have that popcorn buckets for you back there. The sandworm. Oh, my God. Yes. But we can't go to AMC because it's a regal, right? We can't go to AMC to fill it up. Will they notice? No.
I think. Because AMC, no shade. Huh? They won't let you bring your own bucket? I don't think so. I don't think you just like go to the bucket and a bag and you're like, fill up this bag of popcorn. It's like bring your own coffee cup, you know? AMC's was whack. We went to AMC and they have like the recently deceased book, but it's like, that's not funny. This one's Regal. So I don't know if we go, do we go to Regal and do like a taste test? Like, is this better than AMC food? I don't know. Are you deaf? I don't know.
I don't even know you anymore. I'm like, do we do this? I don't know. Do you still eat food, by the way? Do you go to the movies? No, seriously, I don't say something for a long time. I feel so disconnected from that. A long time TV. Yes, I was like, wait, are we even doing this? Are we still going? Like, it's, I don't know. I know you did text me, are we still on for tomorrow? I was like, well, yes. I really didn't know because I had heard from you that it
I guess that's normal. I guess you're busy, but I'm also like, are we going? Are we on? Because I just need you for me, period. So, I was like, I don't know. I can't wait to see Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. I've been dying to see it. It's so good. I can't believe you haven't seen it. They do have a movie theater in Hawaii, but I was like, I feel like I should wait for the IMAX experience. Who would go to a movie, unless you're local, but if you're visiting Hawaii. Yeah, if you're vacationing, yeah. You're like, let's go see a movie. We can do that at home. That sounds so fun. I want to go to Hawaii so bad. But I guess Alien is also a good transition to the VMAs. Oh, yes. Sabrina Carpenter. Sabrina Carpenter and Britney Spears. Do you know who she is?
Did you see the response? Yeah. Her reaction to Sabrina Carpenter. I loved it. That was so fierce. She was everything. People were like so mean to her about it. Were they? Yeah. I hate you. You're ugly. Everyone was like commenting on her teeth and stuff. But isn't it true? What? What?
Like didn't want to wear her retainer anymore because she was like forced to wear it for so long so she was just like over wearing her retainer. Oh is that true? Yeah she should. I think that's what it is. Yeah. Because people like I don't remember people were like is it AI? Because I don't remember Brittany having a gap in her teeth. Because she was forced to wear something she didn't want to wear. Exactly. Oh my god. First of all it looks so cute. I feel like all the iconic people have like teeth because also like
all these veneers, like no offense if you have veneers, but it's just like everyone has them. Has the same teeth. Yeah, you have these big, and I love them. Look, I'm scared to get them. I love them. I would probably get them, but they're all the same. Everyone looks the same. Yeah. And I like when there's a little cork in like teeth or anything. Yeah, I think it's cute. Yeah, I've got crooked teeth on my bottom teeth and I do not care. It does not matter. Thank you so much to Kickoff App for sponsoring this podcast.
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That's getkickoff.com slash Trish to get your first month for just a dollar. Let's start building good credit today. Woo! I know. She either or straight as they can't be with Invisalign, but they're still like a little crooked. But I'm like, let's work. It's what it is. It's what it is. Did you report on it? Were you doing TikToks? Yeah. That was like my first day back in America. In America. On land. Yeah.
I was like editing VMAs, TikTok, a lot of chopperone. We got a chopperone interview and I edited the hell out of that. Oh my God. Who was on the carpet? Denny? It was this girl, Rachel Smith. She has like a Southern accent. So it's cute when she asks questions because she does like that Southern twang. Oh, yeah.
I don't know if she amps it up a little bit, but I would do it if I were her. Oh, for sure. Chapel, what's going on? It sounds good. It sounds cute. I like that. What'd she ask her? What were the questions? She asked her about the... Actually, she didn't even have to ask. Chapel started talking about how she yelled at the photographer on the red carpet. What happened? I saw it, but what happened? There was a photographer. I guess...
People have come out saying that, like, this photographer is at the VMAs every year and it's just, like, very rowdy and, like, curses and screams at everyone. So this photographer was screaming, like, shut the F up. I don't know why he even – what the context was of him screaming that. To her or just in general? I think he was just screaming it out there or something. Yeah. But it seemed like it was to her. Obviously, she's the only one on the carpet, so she's going to think it's to her regardless. Yeah.
And she clawed back. I love it. And that's what she told us in the interview. She was like, you're not going to yell at me. Like, I've only been famous for a month. This is not how it's going to go. I love it. I need a friend like her because I'm so scared to say anything. And I would love a friend to be like, you shut the f*** up. With the nail. Yeah. I was. I love being gay. So good. Because I like stared at that photo of her with the nail. Just like that one nail. Not me, b****. And like the nail. Like, I was like, this is like art. All right.
To me, like, I want it framed in my bedroom. It was so... Oh, yeah. No, I live for everything. I get it. Yeah, I loved her looks, too. Like, the red carpet look. So pretty. She brought her own rug. Oh, really? It was very tavern vibes. Wait, what do you mean her own rug? It was, like, a hundred... Multiple hundred...
centuries centuries your old rug that's like complete the medieval kind of look she laid it down on the carpet there was a guy in costume before her coming yeah laying on the rug iconic it was very you guys yeah throwing flowers and things if i went there to like interview people and i'm like can you lay down the carpet fur behind us
Wait, that would actually be so fierce. That would be. I would. I thought about that. When I thought about that, when I saw the Emmy, I was like, oh, now I get mad. You can bring the blanket. Like, just stand up like, yeah. Oh, gee, yes. Although we still don't even have any. Oh, we have one. We have one.
We have one back there. I should put that one. Yeah, you better save that one just in case. That's true. When we go to that. What's the next red carpet? What is the next one? Probably not to the Oscars or something, right? I think Golden Globes is like January. I think that's the first one. Yeah. Okay. Well. So you have a little bit of time to figure that out. Well, Emmys I saw at Entertainment Tonight had like their big dogs on the red carpet. Like they're the main hosts out there. Yeah. So that I guess wasn't going to be for me. No, but. Maybe. Maybe one of the parties. You know. I didn't even get invited to that. Did you go? Do you get invited? Yeah.
I went. To the parties? The last one I went to was like 2019. That's the last like Emmys I was at. But you know, I don't really like going to these events. Really? I would have done anything to go to the Emmys this year. I would have done anything. I love everyone. I love baby reindeer. I love half the fellow travelers. Like I would, I loved every single person. And when I saw the speeches, I was like, I wish I could be in this room.
I wanted to be in the room with everyone. Really? To me, Emmys are my least favorite show. What? Yeah. Oh, because you didn't watch Schitt's Creek. I was like, oh my God. When I saw that, I was like, oh my God, Eugene Levy. Actually, all Schitt's Creek was there. Moira was there. Yeah, The Reunion. And you never watched it? No. Just one episode.
Like, just random or, like, the first one? Just the first one. Because a boy I was seeing at the time made me want to. I think I would get into it, but now, well, I don't know, because I'm also into Young Sheldon, so, like, I think I could probably get into it. You haven't finished it yet. Well, Schitt's Creek is where it's at. It's so much more than Young Sheldon.
That was, I think, our favorite. I want to say that's probably, like, one of my top all-time favorite five shows. Like, I love it. Don't we have a Schitt's Creek room? Yeah. Our whole guest bedroom is Schitt's Creek. Like, literally, we had, like, bricks, like, painted teal. And we had the beds made exactly. So even, like, now if we want to switch that room up, but they have, like, these teal bricks that we built in the wall that we can't change. And I was like, I guess it's going to be Schitt's Creek forever. But one day, Mal, if we want to be in there, I'm like, you're going to have a Schitt's Creek room. But...
I loved it. I thought the host was so good. I loved it. I loved all of it. Even the fellow travelers didn't win. I was happy that everyone else did. I think it's kind of boring to me because it's always like the same winners every year. Wait, really? Or it feels like it. Because I think that the last Emmys were literally in January because they were so behind because of the strike. So it feels like they just happened. It feels like Jeremy Allen White just won. Oh, I do agree with that. It feels like the Bear just won. Yeah. You know, I'm like, okay, let's mix it up, divas. Give it to someone else. I feel like they just shouldn't nominate the same people
and over. Yeah. Like just change it up one year. And they're so behind that like last in January for the Emmys season two of The Bear was airing but they were being awarded for season one. Oh my gosh. And now season three just aired and they're being awarded for season two. They need to catch up. They need to catch up. They need to catch up because Hacks is caught up. Like all the other shows are caught up but The Bear is so bad. I don't know. Yeah. And season three of The Bear is not that good so it's I don't know. They better not win next year again because they'll be like. We
I'm trying to get into it. I know everyone loves it, but, like, we always base our shows off the Emmys. Like, we watch White Lotus because of the Emmys. Like, anything that's the Emmys-dominated, we watch. But I... We couldn't get into it. Neither one of us could. We gave it. We gave it, like, four episodes. It's a lot. Like, I can't really get into season three. It's just too much. And that's the other thing that everyone talks about. Is the bear even a comedy? Because it's, like, in the comedy category. I feel like not at all. No. Yeah, no. It's so, like, dark and, like, stressful. So stressful. Yeah. The yelling is a lot. I'm just like, I can't do it. But...
Kudos to him, I guess. Yeah, kudos to Jamie Allen White. He's just everywhere and doing everything. Yeah, I don't know. Award shows are like fun but also like kind of boring. Yeah. But VMAs were good. Like I like the performances. I like Sabrina. It's like all girls and I love it. Yeah, this was like the pop girly year. There was like no guys, right? Benson Boone everyone loves. People do love him. What's he from? Yeah.
That's a good question. I don't know where he came up out of. He's not on American Idol, right? Or is he? He was on American Idol, but he didn't get like, it's not like he won or anything. Oh, okay. It was like a few years ago. I think he just coincidentally was on American Idol. He's cool. I mean, I like his vibe. I saw him flip off the piano. Yeah. He's cool.
Yeah. I was like, I don't know him, but the song... What's his big song? The one he sang? I don't even know. How? I don't really listen to the guys. I mean, my boyfriend likes them. I like his album cover because it's him rollerblading... Roller skating? Rollerblading? The one with the four wheels? Wheels. Well, which one? Is it long or square? I think it was long. Maybe rollerblading. Rollerblading. And, like, sparks are coming out of his rollerblades. Okay. I thought that was cool. And he's shortlisted a lot. I think that's cool. Love that. Is he, like...
like is he like what type of build is he like a Freddie Mercury type or he is kind of like jock build yeah because he's like yeah kind of muscular he's not like lanky or anything he has like abs and stuff oh I would think of him as like Greta Von Fleet like you know that guy that's who I think of when I think of him who's that I don't know you remember the one on SNL that went viral do you know who I'm talking about yeah you remember
Is that like Harry Styles' line? Kind of, yeah. You don't remember that song, Greta Von Flea? No. That was a big viral. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. The only SNL song I remember is like, I'm on a boat. I hate that song, but he was on SNL. I don't even know it anymore. But people love for him. He was kind of like a Freddie Mercury, too. Or Harry Styles, like you said. Like very just like jumpsuits and I don't know, people like him. Benson Boone is kind of like the jock Harry Styles, I guess. Okay. And we're here for the jocks.
We're back in football season, so I guess we're here for the job. Oh my God, it feels like we just got out of football season. How are we back in it? We're back in it. Do you believe the rumors that...
the breakup is being planned for September 28th? Oh, the Tavis breakup? No. You think that was fake? Remember that one picture? It's like, plan for the breakup. And it's like the PR plan that they're going to do? Yeah. I think Travis's team issued a statement saying that was fake. Oh. I think it was AI or something. I don't know. Oh, people just make stuff up anymore. I know. I can't believe anything. They seem like they're in it for the long haul.
I hope so. I hope so too. I just, it's like, oh, oh yeah, that's kind of Harry Styles vibes, right? What a weird picture. Oh, you're showing the video. I thought it was just his hair. It was fun.
What is the song? Kind of like Bob Dylan. Okay. Kind of like Bob Dylan slash. I was going to say very Timothy Sheldon. Yeah, as Bob Dylan. Oh, we have the bread here too. We didn't even talk about this. Oh, yeah. Banana bread. It's just like a brick. How did you get through some security? It looks like an actual brick. If you know, you know. I'm like, wait, what? Just smuggled it? I love it. I bought like five of them back actually. Wow. It was on the road to Hana. I always stop at the same like stand. Yeah.
and get the banana bread um because i was like looking at souvenirs because they had a lot of like hello kitty hawaii stuff but i was like i feel like a lot of stuff there's a lot of stuff in this house you know so i'm like the one thing that you would probably appreciate most would be food so hello kitty is british so oh yeah and a little girl she's a little white girl
Oh, right, right, right. A callback to – I remember. I was like, wait, when did we talk about this? Well, I love the banana bread. Thank you for that. McDonald's has little baby Crocs in their Happy Meal starting today. Crocs? Yeah, like tiny Crocs on a keychain. I want them so bad, but I don't know. I know. Okay, so my – I don't know what this is. I think this is fine because my workaround – because they've had some like hits. Like they have those little cups, like those collectible cups. Oh, I know.
And, like, I love, like, the Beanie Baby cup specifically, like, means so much to me. Like, it was my whole childhood. Like, I loved collecting those Beanie Babies. So, I just got it, like, from Mercari. Like, someone's selling it. So, I'm like, then I'm at least supporting someone else, right? Is that, like, a good workaround? I guess. I don't know. Oh, right. We're not doing McDonald's. I'm not giving it directly to them. I'm giving it to, like... Well, someone got it directly from them. I know. Unless they stole it. Then, in that case... That's true. I'm going to say they stole it. Stolen property. Yeah.
Okay, we won't do the Crocs then. Or just get a second hand at a yard sale or something. Someone's selling McDonald's Crocs at a yard sale. I'd be down for it. I think second hand. That's how vegans justify leather. They're like, if we buy a second hand. Which I guess is true, right? The bag's already made. Yeah, and you're supporting someone else who could probably use money. Yeah. Right? Well, I don't know. If you have a Louis Vuitton bag, you probably don't need the money. That's true. But maybe I've had Louis Vuitton bags. But maybe you are. You are going through a hard time. Birkin bags. Birkin bags.
That's what you get for having a little calf as your bag. Did we finish Be Amazing? Oh, no, I don't know. I have it on my thing. I have Mavi on my list. What does that mean, Mavi? That's a good question. I have Patreon, Mavi, B-Day Party. What? Maui? Oh, Maui. I was like, is it a movie or Maui? We did that. Okay.
Oh my God. Oh, VMAs. Okay, yes. Back to that. Who was your breakout performance? I love Chapel's performance, obviously. I think that was kind of the best, right? Sabrina was also really, really good. I'm surprised she only won one, though. I thought she would win more. Did everyone just win one? I feel like that's how they've always done it. Like, they always just give one award out, right? I guess. Taylor won like three, I think. Oh, she did. Yeah. I heard Ariana was supposed to go, and I was like really excited for her, but then she didn't end up going, and she didn't win anything, which was shocking. She's busy.
Well, probably because she's in Wicked. She's can't be bothered. But she was nominated for For what? We Can Be Friends. Oh, who won the category? I think Taylor. That's hard. I mean, this year you had Chapel, Taylor, Ariana, Sabrina. I mean, like, how? There are a lot of divas. Wasn't Beyonce up for one? And there's just like so much. I feel like, kind of like the Emmys, maybe spread them out. This one's hard because it's fan voted though. So I guess if the fans don't vote. Oh, they are? Oh, I didn't know. So I guess it's hard to spread the love as much as like the Emmys. I guess. But I always still think it's
kind of set up because I always feel like they just like people get one-on-one. Because you remember back in the day like everyone could just like sweep the award show and I feel like it's like not like that anymore. Except for like the Grammys. I feel like Grammys everyone sweeps or like Oscars with Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer won everything. Can we not have it this year? Who's the big one for the Oscars this year? Is it Gladiator or Joker or what? No, I think...
There's another movie that's by the people behind Oppenheimer, ironically. What is it? I don't know. I don't know either. It's another historical movie, I think. But it hasn't come out yet. It was at the...
Venice Film Festival. But Selena Gomez might be nominated. She has a new movie coming out. Universal is reportedly pushing for Cynthia Erivo for Best Actress and then Ariana is Best Supporting, which would be everything. I hope they get it. Because then they both can win. Yeah. Is that why? And I guess it doesn't make sense to put them both in the one category, like Best Actress. Especially if Wicked is about the Wicked Witch, right? Yeah.
Yeah, I wouldn't say they're equal co-stars. However, in the Tony Awards when they did Idina versus Kristen, Idina ended up winning. So Elphaba technically... Oh, so Idina and Kristen were the same category. They were both lead actresses. And then Idina won. So it does make sense to split them up and then you both get to win. However, I think it's probably pretty equal. Some would argue that yes, it's about Elphaba. But I would say that they're top billing equal. Because it's always two big stars that play the roles. And I think...
has more songs so i guess yeah maybe she's the lead i don't know i guess yeah it does make more sense because then if you put them both in the same category you split the votes then neither of them are probably winning you know because then it's like wouldn't you rather have at least one of them win something who votes for that the academy you have to be invited
Kind of like the recording academy or the TV academy. You have to be like invited into said academy. Sounds like a cult. I don't know if I want to be invited. Actually, I would. I would love to vote. You would love. I would love to vote.
I could see that. I could see them winning. Wicked should win for sure because it's just such a big movie, but. Yeah, a lot of the big, like, award season movies haven't come out yet. They'll come out in December. Oh, weird. But they screen in the film festival because even, like, I thought Challengers would be a big one, but there's, the same director has the movie Queer. Love it. Yeah. What's it about? As soon as I saw it.
which it went on that list like yes the same director has a movie called Queer that got like really good reviews out of the Venice Film Festival so I think they're gonna push that movie instead of Challengers which makes me sad because Josh, Mike and Zendaya wanted back on that oh my god they suck it so you think they won't be I think they're just gonna push
queer instead of the other movie. Luca, I forget his last name, but it's the same director. I bet they did that because honestly, if you didn't vote for a film called Queer, then you're home-focused. Yes, that's so true. You know what I mean? It's like, wow, you're a hater. If you didn't vote for Queer, so you hate gay people. Yes, and they do, obviously. When does that come out?
does that come out? I think around Christmas. A lot of them are around like December. Yeah. So I guess that's the magic time to have a movie coming out. Yeah, I feel like anything that came out too early, like people kind of forgot about, I guess. We definitely could have been in Wicked. When I saw the character posters come out, I was like, how did we not get cast as Shen Shen and Bone Yang? When you posted that on the story, I was like, I could have been Bone Yang for sure. Oh, and I definitely could have been Shen Shen. I was like, that was, we look like them. I was like, that could have been us.
Oh, no, I do love Bowen Yang. He's so charismatic. I do, too, but again, spread the wealth. He's done everything. You're right, yeah. You know, like, we haven't been in anything yet. Yeah. And I'm like, that would be so fun, us with Ariana Grande. If she does ever come on the podcast, though, we could do that cosplay of their little suits of her getting her ready because I think she's in, like, a pink one and I think he's in a little something. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be cute. We already have a wicked cosplay, but that could be, like, our second one. Yeah.
I just love it. I'm so excited. I'm going to make it. And that's like so soon. Like all the Wicked stuff is starting to come out. I know. Which one? Was it the cake, the pancake mix or something came out? What? What? Where? Oh my God. I almost sent it to you, but I was like, oh, she definitely saw this. I have everything. Next time.
of topics I'll wear. I have the Aerie collection. I have the advent calendar. Like I've been ordering. I pre-ordered the little people. I pre-ordered the Barbie dolls. Like I literally have everything but I haven't seen pancake mix. Yeah there's like a pink and green like pancake or maybe it's cake. I forget which one. From where? I want to say it's like a Betty Crocker. It might not be Betty Crocker but one of those like instant you know. I have not seen this. Jimmy insert that in because I have not seen it.
I've seen it. And I see everything. I think I might have even saw it in the store. But I was like, she's definitely, I'm like, she probably has a million of these already. Because I think it went viral on TikTok. Because it's like, you know, pink and green. It's like kind of quirky. Oh my God. Pink and green is also very like Cosmo and Wanda. Oh my God, yeah. You know, I always think about that when I see the pink and green. I'm like, hmm, that's interesting. You ain't slick, Cosmo Wanda. That's like a quote from the show. But everyone always said that when I read pink and green anything. They're like, you ain't slick, Cosmo Wanda. I was like, okay. Have you seen the show even? Which one? Fairly obvious. No, definitely not. What is it?
It's like a Nickelodeon. Oh, what a transition. You're like, have you seen this show? Well, I was just, you were like referencing it and you sounded like you knew what you were talking about. But I was like, I feel like there's no way you've seen Fairly OddParents. We? You just said Cosmo and Wanda. Oh, it's from that show. I love that you sold it. Like you really sounded like you knew exactly. Because people always say that, Cosmo and Wanda. But I just thought it was from like WandaVision or something. I was like, okay, I didn't know. I kind of know Fairly OddParents. I haven't watched it, but I kind of know. I don't know anything about it actually.
I love how authoritative you sounded about it. That's why I was like, wait. Oh. Like when she knows the pie, you know, she knows all the numbers to pie. Oh, yeah. Pie day has passed, babe. Pie day has. Not today. But thank you for that. Oh, yeah, you did gag me with that. Because I still, I believed you until I read the comments that you got pie wrong. Don't sign, don't add me comments. If Oscar believes I'm smart, then I'm smart.
Taylor Swift's looks. I need to figure out a song because this morning I was doing a TikTok and I was like, oh, I want to sing a Taylor Swift song and I can't sing one. Like, I'm sure if you sang it I would know but I can't even think of one lyric to a Taylor Swift song. But I want to. I like her and I know everyone's obsessed with her music. I need to get into it. Yeah, I'm trying to think of what song matches the vibe. I guess something off Reputation. Everyone thought her outfit was kind of like Reputation. Could it? I think just because she was wearing black. Anytime she wears black everyone's like, oh, Reputation. She's in her snake era. Okay, I thought she's past
past that though. She still has to re-release that album. I don't know when. What's a reputation song? I want to sing one. What was like the big one? Look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. I mean that's all the words. That's it? That's it? Just repeat that like six times. That's a good one. That's the one you were cosplaying. Yeah. You should have worn it today. We could have been matching. I know. But you look Hawaii. Is this a Hawaiian outfit? I actually did get this in Hawaii. What's your quote say? Head west until you meet the water's edge. Edge.
Cool. What does it mean? It kind of reminded me of Moana a little bit. Head west until you meet the water's edge. And then what? Drown? Drown.
Sounds like something like pioneers, because people headed west until they reach California, like the coast. Yeah. That's the furthest you can go. Why, though? What do you do once you hit here? You find the meaning of life. Yeah. It's like the furthest edge of the water. That sounds like someone who doesn't have any advice. Like, just go west and you'll find the answers. Where the sky meets the sea, you'll find me. Wait, what? Moana. But how does that have to do with the water's edge? That's what it reminds me of, where the sky meets the sea. The water's edge is the sky meets the sea is the water's edge. Yes, right? Yeah.
I guess. That's what it reminded me of. So I was like, you got my money. I do love Moana. I can't wait for the live action of that. Yeah. One of my tour guides, she was going to be in the live action. What happened? I guess Disney went to – she decided just to work instead. Oh. She actually had a good day. But her nephew is Jason Momoa's body double, ironically. And then he is in the live action Momoa and some of her other cousins are.
Because I guess Disney went and did like a casting notice in Maui, obviously. Oh, in Maui they filmed it? They casted it in Maui then they flew them to Georgia. Oh. To Atlanta. They filmed Moana in Georgia? They did some of it in Atlanta. I think Disney has like a lot of film studios there. I mean, they should have kept Authentic and done it in the Polynesian Islands. I do think they filmed some back in Maui but they filmed most of it in, I guess on a stage in Atlanta. That's crazy because like Adam Sandler shoots all his movies in Hawaii and they couldn't do that for Moana. Lost his shot. Like Hawaii probably
he probably would love the money. He'd probably like give us the money. I don't know because I guess she said too that Jason Momoa was filming his new Apple TV movie or show there and then he like went to ask their permission and then they wouldn't a lot of them weren't comfortable with him filming there so he only filmed a little bit. I wonder why. I don't know.
I thought they loved you some more over there. Well, they love that he, like, asked for... Yeah. That's good. And she said he's very, like... He buys by, like, the culture of, like, he listens to the people who are in charge, like, the elders. And, like, he pays respects to them. And if they say no, like, he won't go around them. Like, he'll just listen to them. Is he Hawaiian? He is... I think he's Samoan. He's definitely Polynesian. Oh, is he Samoan? I think so. Oh, I love that. I hadn't noticed. So he's, like, the rock. Mm-hmm. Let me see. Okay. Because some of his family still...
I thought he was from Missouri or something, but I love that. So is he playing Maui? Or who's playing Maui? I don't know. The Rock is still playing Maui.
But it's separate. Jason Momoa is filming something separate. Oh. How come no one is talking about it? How come there's no pictures about it? Like, you know, there's like Rachel Zegler. There's pictures of her with those like magical creatures. Maybe because in like same with like the Avengers movies and stuff like they film in like a soundstage like in Atlanta. So I'm probably I'm sure there's just like the water because it's like inside. It's probably a lot of like green screen. Yeah.
and what do they have a big pool in there or something like what i'm saying that's so weird it's just called green screen like wait what do you mean it's on the water but i mean that part a lot of it is on islands and things wouldn't they be on like sand well you would think there was the last the rock movie was filmed like on a sound stage and like they put sand on the floor and then it was like a blue screen behind them it's weird that is so weird i guess you just had more control over like lighting and stuff i don't know
I mean, that would probably be better than filming in the ocean, I guess. I guess. It doesn't feel as authentic. What's coming up first, Moana or Snow White? Moana is... Oh, actually, no, the live action... Snow White live action is before Moana live action. Oh, so Moana? But Moana 2 is November. Oh, this year. Yeah.
I'm going to see it. There's no Lin-Manuel Miranda song, so I'm like, I don't know if I'm going to like it. I know. It's not the same. Not the same vibe. And it was supposed to be a TV show, and then they turned it into a movie, and I don't know. It all sounds a little like they kind of rushed it a little bit, but I'm... You're going to see it? I don't know. You don't see pretty much anything, though. Like, I'll just go see things. Not the bike riders. Well, I draw the line at the bike riders. I was excited to talk about it with you. Anyways, I know that was in the past, but...
Are you going to go see Romeo and Juliet on Broadway? I want to so bad. I'm not really like a New York diva, though. Like, I don't know if I could just, like... I'm thinking we can become a New York diva soon. Really? I do. I feel like it. If I move there, you'll have to come fly once a week to do the podcast. Okay, very like Ryan Seacrest, I think. Okay, yes. He's a hot topic. He just hosted Wheel of Fortune for the first time last week. Oh. How did it go? First of all, amazing.
Like, I love Vanna White, but I also feel like she should retire, too. I would love to be on it. I would love a body diversity Vanna White. Because she came out with White Secrets, and she looked good. But I'm also like, okay, but I feel like now it's time for new. Yeah, I feel like if you're going to replace the host, you should replace the... What does she consider? The presenter, I guess. Yeah, presenter. I would love to be her role, so...
Hit me up. She has to be good to retire by now, right? She has to be set. I do wonder how much money. I'm sure she got less than Patsy Jack. Yeah. Which is crazy. But she still must have made a good amount because that show was a million freaking episodes. But she started in like the 80s and at least the 80s because my mom was not in the 80s. So at least the 80s and they probably gave women like nothing. That's true actually. And maybe they like locked her in a contract for 30 years and was like this is what you're getting paid for the next 30 years. You're right. Yeah.
You know what I mean? They probably gave her a million dollars for a 30-year contract. Probably back then, she's like, oh, this is great. Yeah. Hopefully she made some money. But maybe not. She's still flipping those letters. She doesn't even flip the letters anymore. Back in the day, you had to flip it. Yeah. You just screen. No, you push. You tap on it. Oh, really? I don't even know if she's doing anything. I thought, maybe. I don't know. She's like pushing on a screen. Right.
I would love to do that job. Please cast me. I love seeing the actors from Baby Reindeer win. I can picture myself winning. Yeah, because she has a beautiful dress on. And I was just like, one day I could be there too. And I'd be like, thank you, Richard Gad, for putting me in it. Like, you know what I mean? I see myself doing that too. I don't know who I would thank. But whoever puts me in one, I guess. Yeah.
I feel like we'll make on a TV show one day. Oh, I think so too. Yeah. I think the Gothic Baby from TikTok is in the new Wednesday. They're over in Ireland right now. Really? Revy, who was on our show, she's there with Gothic Baby and they're on the set in Ireland. Wow. I know. And I was like, I always felt a calling to Ireland and they're there now. So I do think TikTok, you can like get those kind of like cool opportunities. Yeah. One day. And who's in the other...
Oh, Quinn Blackwell, right? She's in the HBO show, The Rachel Sennett. Yeah. Oh my gosh, I know. It's actually amazing. It's very cool. So your time will come. I just like to be in the mix somehow. You know what I mean? I don't need to be the star. If they reboot Modern Family, they should bring your character back. Oh my gosh. Who just said that? Come on, Rick.
Yes. I know. Actually, we're watching it right now because we literally ran out of shows to watch at the end. We're like, okay, watch Modern Family. It's pretty funny. I like it. But I think it was Chris Olsen who was on the red carpet recently and he said that they should, they're like, well, if you could be on any TV show, I think it was at the Emmys and he's like, they should bring Modern Family back so I can be a character. I was like, that's so random, like just for one episode, but I guess everyone wants the reboot, so let's bring it back. Yeah, there's a big Modern Family resurgence happening right now. I would love to have it come back. I don't,
I had no lines in it, but. Does your character have a name? No. I wonder. No, I don't think I was credited. But again, on IMDB, I wonder what they credit me as. Maybe herself or something. But I wasn't myself because they were. Blood number five. It was a thing where it was like plastic surgery and I had no surgery at the time. But it was something like, oh, look at, like, where do they, the joke was like, where do they put the fat from their butt? And then I go by and it's like my boobs. And it was supposed to be like I had plastic surgery in my boobs, but I didn't at the time. It was just a push-up bra, so. But I remember
But I remember the casting was like, must have big, big boobs. And I was like, me, and I didn't. And they believed it, which is like crazy, because there was plenty of big-boobed people out in LA. Like, why did they pick me? Because you have that star quality. Like, it has to be you. I remember that's one of the first times I got recognized by a PA. He was like a fan, and he's like, oh my god, I'm actually a fan. I'm like, really? Because this was like so long ago, and I was so excited. I was like, wow, I feel so famous.
You should like retroactively give yourself like a character and a motivation and then like really pitch it so then when they reboot it. Because I feel like the reboot has to happen soon. Oh, you think it's happening? I think they're going to end up rebooting. You know, they reboot everything. You might as well reboot Modern Family. They all want it. But that was so recent. That was like so recent. It feels recent, but I mean, it was a while ago, I guess. I mean, they're rebooting Harry Potter, so they might as well reboot. Who? Where? For what? Oh my, you didn't see? No. Yeah, they, uh.
Max, HBO, whatever. Max, HBO, they're rebooting Harry Potter. They posted a casting notice last week for like the kids. Are you auditioning? No, they have to be between the ages of 9 and 11. You look like it. You could be Harry Potter. You have the glasses.
There was a rumor that Cillian Murphy was in the Running to Be Voldemort, but I feel like that's a lie. He looks like him. I see that. He could definitely eat as that role for sure. But like... Oh, it's like a remake. Like they're just retelling a story. Yeah, as a show. So like each book slash movie would be a season of the show. How did it have to be 9 to 11? Yeah, for the season one. We could pretend Malibu. We could fake her age. Age drop. Yeah, age drop a little bit. She could be Hermione. For sure.
Sure. My thing, though, is, like, I feel like the fandom is so insane. Because, obviously, like, J.K. Rowling, people don't like her. People do like Harry Potter. They don't like J.K. Rowling. But then in the casting notice, they said that there opens, like, every kind of, like, whether you're able, disabled, any race, nationality, like, any skin color, religion. Oh, good. Yeah. But the problem is, like,
Because of J.K. Rowling being so, like, conservative, I feel like if they do any, like, mixed race, like, casting or something, the fandom would be, like, already toxic about it. Oh, because, yeah. Yeah, and for, like, a nine-year-old to, like, have to be subjected to, like, insane people, I feel like I would be scared of my kid being Harry Potter. Is she involved in it, or do you think she's... Yeah, she's still involved. Yeah, I don't think I'd want my kid involved with her, then. I'd be like, no. You know what I mean? Like, that's, like, hateful.
like I want to have that energy. That does suck. Doesn't that suck, right? Because it's like you can appreciate the movies and be like, okay, we found out later she's a horrible person. But like now knowing she's so like, It's hard. Yeah. It really is one of those like,
because she like just doubled down right it's not like she said once you've been thinking that was such a dumb thing that's not what i meant or whatever but she's like yeah believes it like she'll go to war yeah whole chest and i just like i don't yeah i don't think i could look past it i know even like at universal when i go it's i like i would feel weird having a butterbeer i'm like oh no absolutely not how much money of this butterbeer is she getting that is so true do you think she does get like a i feel like she must not get this i don't
I don't actually don't know like what her deal was for like Harry Potter world. She must get something because she created the whole thing, right? Yeah. Which is wild. Do you think maybe it was like a lump sum or you think she gets a percentage of whatever? It must be a lump sum. I don't know. I don't know. She's more a percentage. But I would – I don't know.
If I had that much money, I would just shut up. You know what I mean? Like, even if I did believe terrible things, just shut up. Yeah, literally. Just be like, I don't care about... And why does she care about the world? Like, why does she care? Like, just live your life. Be rich, yeah. You're rich. That does annoy me, but it makes sense because you know what? Harry Potter is a little witchy. You know what I mean? I mean, yes, literally. Yeah, which comes from, like, evil. So I feel like that makes sense. You know they always say the devil reincarnate walks amongst us. Maybe it's JK Rowling. Who says that? I don't know. The Bible? No.
Someone says it. It is so weird. Guys are so safe from usual suspects. I think Kevin Spacey says it. Oh, okay. Right? I don't know. Maybe someone else. Isn't Kevin Spacey, is he? Also the devil walking amongst us. We have a lot of them. We have a few demons out there. But it's like, yeah, because she also posted the casting notice. I was like, girl, like, why would you want? Yeah. I don't know. I feel like it's just these, especially such young kids, like, exposed to such, like, intense
insane discourse. Yeah, I know. Yeah, especially if they are doing all diverse. You know, the people who follow her and support her probably have those same ideals. And they're like, oh my God, why would this person? That's not Hermione. Hermione is this. And it's like, Hermione is a made-up muggle, half muggle, half whatever, right? It's like nobody, like people just get so extra with it. Because isn't it like, they have like the stage adaptation
of Harry Potter in like the West End or something. I think Hermione is black and even for her there like for people who are not even going to go to the West End to see this like live show of Harry Potter people already like are saying something you know. It's like a fictional character. People need to relax. It's like when The Little Mermaid came out. I'm like it's a mermaid. People are so lame. It's historically accurate to be this. It's like no it's not. It's like a fake character. Oh yes The Little Mermaid. That was so annoying. Be so serious. It's a Disney movie. Be so serious.
I know. It's actually, people are insane and the world is messy. But what was it? Oh, J.K. Rowling. Yeah, she's a mess. Hopefully she doesn't get any money. I know. They really should have just like bought her out so she was like out of Harry Potter, you know? Just like give her a big sum of money so she's not involved. That's one thing I don't want to be casted in. I want nothing to do with Harry Potter anymore. What if they called you up and your agent was like, you've been offered, you didn't even have to audition. You've been offered a role. I'd be like, absolutely not.
Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson and stuff, they always say like, no, I hate Jake. Like, I totally disagree with everything Jake Carrelling says. So you could be in it. And just say I hate her. I hate her. But go support the movie, which you'll probably get money from too. That would be my only hard no. I
I just don't like people like that. I just don't understand how you just hate a group of people for no reason. For what? What are they doing to you? I don't understand. It's so weird when people get so angry about stuff like that. I'm like, you're so weird. It literally has no impact on your life whatsoever. Yeah. Trans people living doesn't affect you at all. That's what I'm saying. And then people go so hard for it. And I'm just like, you're of...
weirdo. And then you have money on top of that. Like, you're just a freak. Yeah. And they, like, obsess over it, too. Like, with, like, the box at the Olympics. Like, they pick people and, like, they transvestigate them. It's like, oh, no. Like, she has to be trans. It's like, what? Oh, yeah. You're also weird. So weird. Like, literally, what do they do? Be like, okay, like, open your legs. It's like, people are just so aggressive. And, like, there'll be celebrities and, like, like,
The one I remember specifically was like Taylor Swift. But like zoom in on her bikini like when she's at the beach and like, what is this that she's hiding? It's like, have you never seen a vagina, you weird straight person? Literally not. Yeah, like what? Those people are. Those people have no idea what it is. People are so freaking annoying. I was like, who cares? Like it's actually so annoying. Transphobes are my heart. I think that's like number one. Like I can't stand you. Yeah, same. Because like you're just a freak. Like you're
You're just weird. You know what I mean? You're just weird. Especially if you're vocal about it too. Then you're like double weird. Like it's one thing to think it. It's like okay if that's consuming your life. But another thing to be like vocal about it. Yeah. To actively be a transphobic person is crazy. Those are people who have like literally no life. Uh huh. JK Rowling. Devil. Yeah. All of them. The devil. No Harry Potter here. But I do want to get a sponsorship with Universal. We need to fly down to Orlando because they're doing a Wicked thing.
What is it? Like, what is the world when you go into it? Like, it's like a wicked... World? Immersive. A wicked world. Immersive experience. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They built, like, a whole wicked world down there. And you can go to Shiz and get, like, a Shiz University shirt. It looks...
Wicked? No you're not into Wicked but you're excited for the movie. Yeah I know. I feel like I will be once I see it. You know what I mean? So excited. Because even just like the trailers and stuff I'm excited by it. Like I'm excited about the cast. I'm excited about Cynthia, about Ariana, Jonathan Bailey, Bowen. Like everyone excites me. I saw you like Jonathan Bailey's photo again. I was like
What's the photo of them? Did you see the one with all the hot gays? Yes. Is that recent or is that old? It wasn't gay. It was three gays. And a straight? There was a straight one in there? Yeah, Paul Meskel is straight. Who's Paul Meskel? We talk about who Paul Meskel is so often. Oh, wait, we did? Wait, give me one more clue or one more time. Oh, my gosh. How would you know him? How would you know him? He wears the short shorts. He's Irish. But straight? He's straight. He's dated Phoebe Bridgers.
He's dating Gracie Abrams. You know Gracie. No. But was he dating one of our guests? Yes. Okay. Yes. There. Done. I remember. Okay. Yeah. But he's like not the hot one in the photo. Yeah. I think if I had to rank them, I think, well, I don't know. It's tough because, yeah, it's Andrew. It was a photo of Andrew Scott, Jonathan Bailey, Matt Bomer, and Paul Mescal. Wasn't there a fifth? I think it was just the four, right? There was someone who was shorter, but he said everyone else was wearing lifts. Didn't you see this? Yes. I edited that.
good that was such a good tiktok that was andrew scott oh okay they call him scotty he calls him he called himself scotty okay okay there was a scotty in there so andrew scott is okay i got it okay and he's like they were all wearing gloves okay so there's only four in there yeah there's only four i love all them so only like the three are gay yeah yeah it's always the three one that's like not as cute yeah i mean literally it's hard to compete because matt bomer um andrew scott and jonathan bailey are just like gorge yeah paul miskel's cute
What's Andrew Scott from? He is in this show called Ripley on Netflix slash Showtime, I think. I like him. I don't know what he's from, but I like the TikTok you edited. And I was like, I like this person. He seems funny. Yeah, he's really good friends with Jonathan Bailey. Oh, because they were shipping him. Yeah. I see. A little particular. So I feel like, no. I don't know who would be good for him. I don't know. I'm very like, maybe Bo and Yang. But I feel like he might be taken too. I don't know.
I don't know who would be the right one. Matt Bomer's taken, right? I think Matt Bomer is married. Yeah, he's married with like three kids. Yeah. Ben married. And he was just like. He came out with Joshua Jackson on the Emmys. Yes. But then they played Dawson Creek and I was like, why would they play that when it's like such an old show and Matt Bomer's on like a really current show? I know. And they have a really good theme song. I think just to be like cheeky, I guess. No one remembers Dawson Creek, including me. Did you edit that TikTok too? Yes.
you did so good on editing all these TikToks. I love it. I was catching up this morning and I saw, and I was like, and someone's like, oh my God, the Dawson Creek theme. I was like, I didn't even know that was, that's what it was. I was like, oh, okay. I guess people were excited about it. I, I missed the Dawson's Creek. Me too. I feel like who's even alive from the Dawson Creek era because that was before my time. Was Jessica Biel in Dawson's? No. That was, uh,
What was that? Seventh Heaven. Yeah. I would recognize that theme song. Katie Holmes was Dawson's Creek, right? Oh, right. Yeah. That's all I know. Never watched it. And the other guy, Vanderbeek. James Vanderbeek. I always know him, but I don't never watch Dawson's Creek. No. Yeah. Or not Joshua Jackson or any of them. I know Joshua Jackson is an attractive guy. I don't think so. I think he's cute for a middle-aged man. I don't know. Very few middle-aged men are attractive. I think he's dating Lupita Nyong'o right now.
Who? Joshua Jackson? Yeah. Oh. And they're like a cute couple. They are cute. Yeah. I haven't seen that. Oh, I get him and Josh Hartnett mixed up, I think. Oh, love Josh Hartnett. Yes. I haven't seen The Trap. I don't think it's streaming yet, but I want to. No, what it is, you have to see it. It's kind of everything. I'm kind of obsessed with it. I only saw it that one time, but I really enjoyed it that one time. It was so camp. It was the, literally, I mean, Trap is literally like two months old at this point, but like if you were to make a movie, I think it would be like very M. Night Shyamalan-like. Really? Yes. Maybe I should like collab.
collab with him. I honestly could see you and Sean Vaughn having like a great collab. I would love it. Because I went back and also watched Signs. I think that's his one of his like popular movies. You love aliens right now. You're like on an alien. Yeah, I'm on an alien. Very Sabrina Carpenter. I'm on the alien. Yeah, why wasn't that? As Brittany said, like I don't know why she was with an alien. It is T. Like it was random, right? Just because it was like a moon podcast.
person vibe I think oh that makes sense yeah or maybe she just likes aliens yeah she's like this is gonna be quirky and fun and cute people lit for it I love Britney she's just like why wasn't she she should've kissed a girl yeah this girl this Sabrina girl no this Sabrina girl this Sabrina girl said my name and I'm like that's cool
I love her. Yeah, the aliens. Okay, so wait. Signs, you're watching. You loved her. No? I just think I like the M. Night Shyamalan universe. I think it's so camp and I see you in it somehow. I don't know how but I do see it. Maybe you're manifesting that in front of me. I would love. I don't know why. I just, I see you in that universe. I'll take it. I'll take anyone who takes me. No.
Wait, so what was that photo from? Which photo? The four. The four men. The four hotties. Oh, I think it was, was it fellow traveler? It might have been like fellow traveler's promo or something. I think it was. Are they in that show? Adam Scott and that other guy? God, what was it? It was one of, oh no, about all of us, all of us strangers. I think it was called. All of us strangers. I think. What is that? I don't know. I didn't see it. Let me see. I'm pretty sure it was all of us strangers.
Yeah, it was. Oh, yeah. I'm surprised you didn't see it. It's starring Andrew Scott, Paul Mescal. It's new? No, it was 2023. I'm really behind on everything. Yeah, maybe in two more years we'll discover it. It's a movie? I guess it was a movie, yeah. All of us. All of us strangers. All of us strangers. I have no idea what it was about. I'll watch it. Oh, it's gay. Yeah, I guess. Oh, Paul Mescal is straight, but he plays Andrew Scott's boyfriend.
Love interest, I guess? I don't know. What's it about? Just being gay? I guess so. Okay. I love it. I'll watch it. That's so funny. Okay. That's cute. I'll watch it.
That photo got me. I was like, what do they call it? The internet boyfriends. I was like, yeah, I love that the photo was from like 2023, but like, let's ask him about it. You made a rough fit again by putting it in the TikTok. I guess so. I was like, oh, where's this from? With like all the award shows, whatever, like they just, I get like assigned like what to edit from the interviews and sometimes I'm just like, really? And I did it, but I'm like. Wait, you were assigned that? You didn't want to do that one? I was like, this is so random. Like it's old, but I'm like, I guess to you it was new. So I guess. I was so excited. Do they wear lifts? Yeah.
I was very excited about it. Did you see Nicola Coughlin on the red carpet? Yeah. Okay, so you might know because you go to these red carpets. I don't understand how there's just not something behind the carpet. Okay, so basically she's on the red carpet. She's posing. She's looking fierce. And people just like literally stop. I've never seen that before on a red carpet. Why her and why not go around the back? I'm trying to think. How is it behind? I don't know. I feel like usually it's hard to go behind.
Because usually behind is just, like, the barricade. Because, like, they have to hold up the step and repeat. So it was just, like, a lot of framework to, like, hold up the step and repeat. And then it was, like, usually, like, a barricade behind it. But usually, because especially with, like, publicists and stuff, they, like, have to walk the celebrity down the carpet. But they'll usually, like, duck. Like, almost, like, duck walk. So you're, like, below the cameras. But these people were just, like, crossing, like, right in front of her. Why just her? Because I didn't see that with anyone else. I know. Well, maybe it happened to other people and it just wasn't...
Viral. Yeah. Because it is, like, it is kind of hard to, like, not be in the way at these things. But I feel like they could have at least tried to, like, be out of the way. You know what I mean? I feel like I've never seen that happen, ever. I mean, maybe it happens, but I've never seen that. There's one meme of Emma Roberts at a movie premiere. And she's, like, posing. And it's literally, like, 15 people walking in front of her. And, you know, Emma Roberts, she's kind of sassy. So she was, like, rolling her eyes, like...
I'd be like, move, please. Especially if that is my, like, Getty image moment. I'd be like, ow, ow. That would totally happen to you. That would totally be something. It better not. I would. I would go chapel rolling on that. I'd be like, ow, yes. Not to move. Have chapel with me. Just be like. Yeah, you do need chapel just to, like, yeah, clear your lane. I love that she does it herself, too. Because there was someone next to her that could have done it, like, you know, whatever. And she's just like, no, I'm going to. So. Not me, but.
Yes. I know. No, you shut that up. No, not me. I have the whole thing like memorized. I love it. I watched it like 500 times. You did. You had a good nuance with it too. You had the right timing. I love. I gotta rewatch. Something about that, her sticking that nail out. Not me.
I'm not like that girl. I just love her so much because every like sentence that she says, she always ends it with bitch or girl. She's like, I've been famous for a month. Like everything is like a girl. And that's like, so, so iconic. She's just so gay. So like, it's like very me, but it's like also every gay because that's how we talk. But I love that she's Sasha Colby's daughter, like officially now confirmed. I didn't see Sasha Colby just claimed her as a daughter. Yeah. Done and done. Sorry, Katie Perry.
Sasha's the mother. Did you see Jake Shane was at the-- - Oh yeah! - Ellen Howe, he's the plant.
He's a plant. That's your friend. I love him. We love. But that's how. I'm so jealous. He handles it so well. He acts like just so cool with all these celebrities. He's like, love you. I think because he is, like he is pretty famous. I think the only one that would gag him is probably Taylor because he loves Taylor and she's like another level of famous. But like. Did he interview her? I didn't see. No. You know, Taylor, she kind of just shows up and then. She doesn't do the interviews. Not anymore. The only thing she would give like E.T. was just a wave.
She like walked by. Oh, okay. Like her tree – her publicist walks her by and she'll tell her to wave at our cameras and that's all we get these days. That's it? Mm-hmm. Damn. To be that famous where you don't need to press – Even Sabrina Carpenter doesn't do interviews anymore. Why? I wonder why. I guess she doesn't really need it. But you would just want to. Like I think I would love to be interviewed. You would love the chitchat, yeah. Like let's talk. Like I –
But you know what? Honestly, like, I get it. I guess you just don't want to get, like, canceled for saying anything. And I guess, like, the main topic would obviously be, like, a personal question. Like, Jeremy Allen White at the Emmys doesn't do interviews. Even Ayo Adebri doesn't really do that many interviews anymore. Like, you reach a level and I guess you just get over it. I guess pretty soon there'll be no more interviews left.
Literally, like, no one wants to chit-chat these days. That is crazy. I feel like that's one thing I like about Ariana is that she seems to be doing, like, press and not really caring. I think she's, like, very invested in Wicked. So, like, obviously when you sign up for, like, a movie or something, like, part of your contract is promotion. But you can tell with, like, Wicked, she just loves it so much that she's going above and beyond to promote it. And I love that. Like, that sells it to me more. Like, when someone is so genuinely excited for it, like, that makes me want to go support it. I love it, too. I love that she doesn't, like, shy away from things and talk.
Even the Zach Sang interview she did, I feel like she did address a lot of stuff, like Ethan Slater. Not head on, but she did address a lot of it. Also, that was another thing. I don't know what. Maybe I had another lobotomy, but even Ethan Slater, I was like, because they posted his poster and everyone was being mean. I was like...
I'm over the Ethan Slater slander. Me too. I was fun to key when it was messy for a moment with Lily and stuff. I feel like we've all moved on. Everyone's moved on, including them. Y'all don't know. You know nothing. Someone's going to put a clip of us a year ago. And we knew nothing. Put a clip of us a year ago. I'll talk to myself and be like, you know nothing, you dumb, ugly b****. That's me talking to me.
You wish you were there. You wish you were part of Wicked. You don't know anything. Everyone is taken care of. Yeah, that's also me. Me to me with Rachel Zegler. Like, you know nothing. She's a goddess starring on Broadway, Snow White, Queen, Legend, and the nicest girl in the world. She's going to DM you. She's going to be like, I actually love you. You're a legend, so be nice, you dumb. Oh.
That's growth. Yeah. And that's what I'm saying to all those people too. If you hate Ethan Slater, Rachel's like, well, you're ugly. That's it. Yeah. I think it's like we've moved past like having a clown on this man for the way he looks and he got a new haircut and he looks good. Yeah. That's the one thing. You never clowned on his looks. That's true. You're actually the only person that. Yeah. I always thought he was. I always knew the vibe. I always understood it. You did. You try to tell me. Yeah. I mean, I still don't see the vibe, but I won't say it. Wait until you see Wicked. Wait until you see Wicked.
That's true. I mean, I do like his new haircut. I think he looks good with his haircut. I haven't seen this. Is it short? Yeah, it's like shorter. People are saying like Ariana helped inspire his new haircut or something because he looks good. He's a grown man. He can make his own haircut decisions. Why do they think, oh, Ariana. And I'm sure the movie had stylists and hair designers. Right. I mean, yeah, he's like a celebrity. He gets how Ariana did this for him. I mean, maybe, which would be cute too, but I just want to know if they're going to go to the premiere together. I feel like they have.
to, right? Or will she go with Cynthia? They go together. Oh, that's true. But they can't... I guess maybe. I don't know. I was gonna say they can't avoid like a solo shot together, but maybe they can. A solo shot? Like, I mean, like a couple shot. Yeah. I think they could. Very Sabrina Berry. Like, you could be separate. Maybe they want to. Maybe. I feel like
He might as well, right? Like, sell it. Do you know how they've been dressing, like, green and pink? Like, do you think they all dress, like, like their characters? Like, will he wear silver? Like, the chin man? I feel like, yeah. Because it's very, like, the, um, like, Zendaya, Dune, Margot Robbie Barbie. Ah, right. Like, that's the new thing. Jenna, Ortega, Beetlejuice. Yeah. That makes it fun. It does make it fun. Yeah. I'm very excited to see the looks for that. I cannot wait. I know. Wicked's, like, my whole heart. It's my whole everything. I sound like Ariana. Wicked is everything. I don't have anything to make Glinda. Did you know J-Lo auditioned for Madame Marble?
What? Yeah. It's the role played by the Oscar winner. I forgot her name. She's the one that I wanted to play in the new show. Michelle Yeoh? Yeah. Michelle Yeoh's character. J.Lo auditioned for it. I could not see that at all. I think no one could. Hence why she didn't get the role. That's crazy. Who else? I saw Joe Jonas auditioned for Viero. Oh.
I guess I could maybe see that, but no. Oh, no. Who else? Dub Cameron, not just for Glinda. Oh, yeah. I remember it was like them for Ariana and Dub. Oh, really? I mean, I'm sure Ariana was like, just because Ariana's been like wanting it for literally since like Victorious days, you know? Yeah.
But I know Dove was also like a contender for that. I know. How awful would that be? You're like so close and then you don't get it. I know. But it all happens for a reason. Like I feel like there's so many times people get close to a role and then, you know, something happens and then it gets a bigger break. No, but I feel like when you're like, this is the role I made for her. I'm talking about Dove care. I'm going to feel okay. She's like, this is the only role I cared about and then you don't get it. Like that was very mean when I auditioned for Eminem and it was for Fat Jessica Simpson. I'm going to give, I don't give Fat Jessica Simpson. I don't.
I was born for it. My whole life in school, they're like, you look like a fat Jessica Simpson. Everyone told me that my entire life. I thought they said you looked like the guy from Scooby-Doo. Oh, Matthew Lillard. Or Samuel L. Jackson. I looked like a lot of people, okay? But I got fat Jessica Simpson a lot. And if I did not get that role, I might as well just...
And so like that must be like that must feel the same. Like this is my one role. You know like this is my shot. Damn that sucks. Don't worry. Don't worry. There's Schmigadoon season three which I do love. And that is a slay always. And her boyfriend's really hot. Oh who's her boyfriend? I.
I think he's in, I want to say the band Maniskin, but I could be wrong. I know they met at the VMAs like two years ago or something. And I know he's really hot. And I know Dove Cameron's really hot. Is he like a bad boy? No, he's like European. He's just like very, he seems very classy. Yeah. Why do you think she was with someone with like tattoos and stuff? She used to...
I think she was with someone with tattoos. Yeah. But this guy, he just seems very like, I don't know. I mean, I've only seen one interview with him. So I don't know. I could be wrong. Does he wear glasses? No. He was wearing a, I mean, it would be amazing if he was wearing a suit. Benson Boone's wearing like a, you know, see-through shirt and this guy's wearing a suit. So to me, that's like classy. Oh, I see. And he had a little mustache. So he looked good. He just looks like tall, European, hot.
I don't know what the mustache is. It looks good on him because he seemed like kind of hipstery a little bit. Okay. I don't know. He sold it. Last night on Modern Family, Phil Dunphy had a mustache. He put one on and I was like, it was so bad because I think the mover across the street had one. So he put one on. I'm like, it's so ugly. I hate it so much. Some guys can really rock it. I wonder if Hasan has had a mustache at some point. I haven't heard about him in so long. You haven't talked about him in a minute. I guess you haven't been here in a minute. I was going to say. He's been gone. Yes. Does he have one right? Wait, does he always have a mustache? Maybe he does. Hasan? Yeah.
Hassan who? Piker? Yes. Oh. I thought it was Samanaj and I was like, I do not know. So you have a mustache on him. Okay. I had one in the last music video you posted. Oh, yeah. You had a little one. Or a big one. Burt Reynolds. Hassan. Yeah. Hassan looks good in a mustache. It's just not about the mustache. I go back and forth with Hassan. We have a love-hate relationship, I guess. Okay. Where are you at now? Um...
Kind of neutral, I guess. I don't know. I'm almost like you in The Weeknd, like until he finally notices me. He did notice you. He reacted to the Katy Perry music video and Hassan. Oh, what? When? Bad or good? It was good. It was like...
I guess he didn't know you were in it. I guess if anyone wouldn't know about like Katy Perry, it'd be Hasan. But he didn't know who I was? No, he didn't know you were in the music video. Oh, and he sees me again. He's like, I don't know this person. He always does that. Always. Love it though. Who was there? Cutie and somebody else? It was Cutie and Austin. Wait, you saw it? How come you didn't tell me? So Austin was the one, because I think they watched it. They didn't know you were in it. Suddenly they're like, wait, is that? Is that? And then he was like, oh my God, it is. I love Austin. Yeah. Shout out Austin. I love Austin and Cutie and Hasan, but third place. Okay. But Austin.
I didn't high up because he said he likes me. So I put him high up. And QT also loves you. Does he? Okay. He was very excited to see you. We love both. Okay.
Let's just be equal. We don't have to say he's at the bottom. No, no. He's the bottom out of the three. Why is someone ranked as the bottom? Because we can't give him too much. The gays give Hasan too much. Oh, I see. Oh, you're trying to take him down a notch? I'm trying to humble him a little bit, yeah. Because he's too hot and he knows he's hot. He probably has issues too. He's probably insecure. Yeah, I know he used to be allegedly chubby. He was always hot to me, but he was allegedly chubby, I guess for his standards. But I don't know. I see it. He squats and he shows his butt.
And he has the Charlie XCX songs playing. And it's like. You're trying to knock him down a peg. I'm just trying. Like, it's so marketed towards me that I'm trying to like. I'm like, I'm trying to be hard to get, I guess. Because when I know something is so marketed towards me, I'm like, you're not going to get me that easy. You know what I mean? Oh, I see. Yeah. Maybe it's because he knows you in a relationship. And he's being respectful, I guess. Yeah. Me too, actually. I'm no longer supporting British inter-fellow travelers. I'd be like, who's with him? Who's? I don't know.
I don't know. Who's way? Oh, what? No, never heard of him. Jonathan who? Yeah, that's me too. And then one day he'll come back around. He'll DM me. Yes. And then I'll be like, actually love you again. We need to stick to the energy because it worked so well for you that one time. The weekend. I went over it. He has a new song coming out Friday. Everyone's like, promote it. I'm like, unless I'm in the music video. I'm not promoting it. I think it already came out, no? Oh, okay. I'm behind, but I will buy it. I totally will.
I told him that on his Instagram comments. I said, oh, you did? I love that. I saw that comment. Yeah. You look at the weekend's comments. I love that. Well, I followed him when he DM'd you out of solidarity. Yeah. So I'm not doing anything dubious if I like him or – You didn't like him. But Jonathan Bailey, I'm a little bit like, okay. We're both competing for him. Yeah. I was like, okay. But you're right. I got to play it more cool. I'm seeing Wicked for the girls. Yeah. Yes. And I am. But also Def Goldblum and Ethan Slater and whoever Fiyero is too. He's fine. Yeah.
The actor, the up-and-comer. Yeah.
I need to calm down, though. I do need to calm down a little bit. Because I do always think, like, you know what? Someone could see. I collabed with someone the other day, and they're like, oh, Rihanna sent me a DM. And I was like, that's crazy that, like, celebrities watch social media. Like, you don't think about it. Yeah. So I was like, let me just calm down. Because you don't also want to be, like, the weirdo, right? You know? Which is so off and off. He's like, I'm gay. You're married. Why are you trying to, like, be weird? You know? Sorry. I'm respectfully. We'll still take a drink your milk shirt. But, yes. Absolutely.
Again, technically that was like my lyric first, but okay. I have it. Okay, breaking news. I am doing a Christmas song this year and we are putting Drink Your Milk back into it, but also because I had it in Hot Girl Christmas in 2019. So we have a Drink Your Milk line and I want Moses to be in the video wearing the Drink Your Milk like in a pink shirt with like the angel wings, you know, and doing the little Jonathan Bailey dance like this where he's like. Yeah, with the wing. Oh, yeah. Have you seen that? I just happened
the first time because I was googling okay someone on Twitter or X or whatever trolled me or trolled everybody they're like oh Dancing Through Life is going to premiere tonight during the Emmys or something so I was like yeah and I was like wait what because that's like what everyone's like that's like the one Fiyero song everyone's looking for so I was like oh my god yes Eyes I was so excited about it so then on TikTok I was hyping like that I was hyping Dancing Through Life Jonathan Bailey but it comes up Jonathan Bailey dancing or something and it's him in the Drink Your Milk shirt and he's doing like this weird like sexual thing I'm like I like a club or something yeah but what is it for he was filming something because he's like doing it to the camera maybe he was promoting it oh
Yeah, I guess it was I don't know promoting it it's all done two minutes why no First time I hear in my role Yeah, I thought about yesterday when I was watching it before bed I was watching him do it I think cuz I first I was like, oh we shot Jonathan Bailey in the music video, but I'm like he's probably busy So well, whatever it's called. When's that come out? I think it's filming like now. Oh
that was just on here said his friend was filming it with him and I was like ooh have you seen him the photo of him in it the one with the glasses yeah so cute remind me of you yeah I was like okay glass I commented on his too I was like and everyone's like me too girl
They all got it. He does look really good with glasses. Yeah, I have fried rice. But you know you're only supposed to have it like a day old. Oh, I saw you discover that as well. Did you know? No, I had no idea. Yeah, I didn't either. Because you think rice, you're just like, okay. Especially if it's in the fridge, right? Yeah. But no, people said like someone died actually eating leftover fried rice. Yeah, there's like an article recently about it. Yeah. What a way to go, at least. He said I had waffles too. You remember it?
No, but it sounds like something I would say. The ants and the waffles and you're like, oh, that's how I want to go. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Doesn't Moses make little waffles for the ants? Which I don't know if we're supposed to say. I totally...
I told you. And he's like, why would you tell him? And I'm like, wait, why is that bad? And he's like, well, because it's, I don't know. Is it bad? What part of it? Inhumane. What? To kill ants. I don't know. I'd be killing ants. Sorry. But I love the animals, but like, I got to draw a line somewhere. Yeah. What are you supposed to do? You just, I mean, you have to keep things out of your house. Cause I mean, they come to the baby's food. They come into their bottles. They bite them. But what are you supposed to do? How are we supposed to like save them?
I don't know if they need it. Do you like take them? I thought you were saving them. The reason I even told you is because I thought Moses was saving them by putting the waffles out. And I was like, oh, he's catching them and releasing them. Like, I thought that's what he was doing. No, but there's, okay, if you go to our garden, there's not a million, there's a billion ants. Like you see them. Yeah, I believe it. Like a billion ants. So the few that come into the house, we, you know, we escort them out. Yeah, do they need saving like that?
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Oh, I have an exterminator for the ants that are at my parents' house. That's crazy. Well, they're like everywhere. They were coming in like the kitchen, the bathroom. It was a lot. Well, let's hope you're not reincarnated as an ant. That's the karma for everyone. I thought we were saving them, giving them a waffle, taking them outside. Like I thought that's what was happening. There's some food to go. There's a waffle in there right now. There was some ants in there. I was like, bring one of those waffles down. Like, oh, that's the way I want to go. And I was like, wait, but they're not dying. Yeah.
And I was like, and then Moe's like, because I'm like, oh, that's cute. And I told him, he's like, no, don't say that. And I was like, oh, okay. Also, reincarnate is an end. How long do you want to be as an end? I know. Maybe you want it to be kind of a short cycle and move on. I would not want to be reincarnated as an ant. No. Although Bugs Life was kind of fierce. They looked cute with like the purple ants. Never watched it. I told you animated animals are not my thing. Oh, yeah. But maybe I'll watch it. I don't know. It was cute when I was little. I just liked that they were like lavender. I don't know. Something about it was like pretty. The ants were lavender? Yeah. Not realistic. I don't know.
I don't like it at all. We had Malibu's birthday over the weekend. Do you know Cocomelon? Yes, of course. You watched it with your nephews or anything like that? I think on YouTube or something. But I just kind of put it on for them. I just have to do a quick pitch because I do think if they make a live action movie of Cocomelon, I do think Elvis should play Coco. Well, I'll do a side-by-side. Do you have the picture? Do I have it or do I give it to you? Elvis looks just like Cocomelon. Baby. Baby. He says that.
A monkey. It's so crazy. And we did a side-by-side because Malibu got one for her birthday. And we did a side-by-side and they look identical. Wait, there's one on my phone that looks identical. I feel like I should show it. Oh, I totally see it. Have you seen it? I see this photo of Coco Mellon. Oh, the thing, yeah. Because she also has a onesie that's just the same colors, exactly. I mean, it looks just like Coco Mellon. Look. Oh, my God. Doesn't she look just like Coco? Oh, my God. How do we get her costume before she gets too old? I just feel like...
take so long for the movie to be made please make it right now if it's happening please cast Elvis paid as Hackman as live action I just think she looks so much like her oh my gosh and acts like him she's cute and then we gotta figure out how to get oh no she's not gonna be in Harry Potter I was gonna say how do we get Melvin Harry Potter absolutely not never JK Rowling should play Voldemort that's what she should play
Method acting. And why is it called He Who Should Not Be Named? Why do they say that in the book? I think because it's like, ooh, like a Kurt. Like, it's bad vibes, I guess, if you say it. Like Beetlejuice? Yeah. Hmm.
Stupid. That's dumb. I hate all the little rules they make in Harry Potter. It's like, okay, this is all dumb. Maybe it's like psychic powers. If you mention his name, he can... That did become a plot point. Oh, really? If you said Voldemort, then his people would appear, like the Death Eaters. Oh, and the scar would hurt. Yeah.
Yeah. I remember that. Something like that. Extra. So extra. Have you heard of baby Mudang? No. Oh, really? You haven't heard of Mudang? Who's baby Mudang? The baby hippo? Yeah. Oh.
What is this? Where's the baby hippo? Because I know Fiona. Do you know Fiona? Yeah, she was in America though, right? Like Ohio. Where was she? She's a baby hippo. Yeah. My neighbor watches her sometimes. Oh, is it a cartoon? No, like a real actual baby hippo. Okay, what's happening in the morning? She's the internet's like queen right now. Why? Because she's a hippo? She's a baby pygmy hippo. So I guess she's kind of cuter because she's like a pygmy hippo. But she's like very like sassy and overdramatic. And she like bites her handlers and stuff. Oh my gosh, where's she at? Yeah.
She is in, where was it? I think it was, yeah, Thailand. And where is she blowing up at? Where is she going viral? On Twitter and TikTok. She's kind of everywhere. Like Rolling Stone wrote about her. She's in E! News. Okay, Rolling Stone. Yeah. Yeah.
Like we got to get on this baby hippo story. Yeah, like the BBC went to Thailand to go interview her. Like she's like the big deal. But I don't understand who's talking on her behalf. Like they're like. She's going to be on Hot Ones. No. Yes, baby Moody. Isn't that like animal abuse? Here's some like hot sauce. Like just eat it. She has no idea what it is.
Is she actually? Who is she voting for? That's the main question. Who is she voting for? She's too young to vote, I guess. And she's not American. She's not a citizen. Yeah, she's Thai. Um...
But yeah, I'm surprised she's like literally all over my Twitter because she just like looks like she is overdramatic. She's kind of a diva. The handlers try to feed her and she's like always kind of screaming and like making like funny reactions and stuff. So she's like the internet's queen right now. So she's probably just doing it on purpose to go viral. She's like, let me just have my moment. Yeah.
I mean, seriously. She's probably like, I see half to a girl have a Halloween costume. I'm going to have one too. That's what you should go for at Halloween. You should be Mukdang the hippo. Mukdang the hippo. That's true. And I'll be the other one. Who's the other hippo? Fiona. Fiona. And which hippo are you being, Moses? Dumbo. What? Is he a hippo? I don't know. Elephant. I don't know. Her name translates to bouncy pig, which is kind of sweet, I guess. Okay.
cute. And a pygmy is like a little, a miniature version? Yeah, they don't get very big as adults. Like, you know, adult hippos are like humongous and dangerous. I guess more people die from hippo attacks than like sharks or whatever. Really? Yeah. Because they sit on them? I mean, they eat them. I can't imagine hippos charging. They attack them. Hippos are very violent. They're territorial. And they're super fast. Yeah. Like in the water, they can chase a boat.
Just one bite and you're dead. Probably because they've been fat shamed their whole life. They're fighting back. I would too. I'd be like... And you know what? That's another thing too. Just because they're large and in charge doesn't mean they're not fat. And I feel like hippo should be a good thing and that people think fat people are not fat. Honestly, tease. You know? If they're running after you, if you can't outrun a hippo, then who's the real fatty? You know? I don't know.
That's crazy. Remember that game Hungry Hungry Hippos? Yes, that's so problematic. It's so problematic. And that was another thing I got tormented at school. They're like, oh, your favorite game is Hungry Hungry Hippos. I was like, what? I'm like, okay. It was kind of a slay, though. I did like it. Well, it is crazy. I mean, everyone now can have a viral moment. I'd rather be a hippo than like... Yeah, than Hawk Tua. Well, I don't mind Hawk Tua. I did get invited to go on her podcast, too. Oh, did you really? Yeah, but...
Look, I don't mind her. I feel like hopefully she's not being taken advantage of. I just hate the fact that she goes on all these, like the Bill Maher sexualizing her and she's talking with Jake Paul. I just don't like that it's like all these straight men managing her because I don't think they understand sex.
the route she wants to go even though her image is hakutua right but she said herself that's not the route she wants to go so i think that she's being managed by these men because i do think like obviously someone's pushing her and i think that's great but i think she needs to go in the direction she wants to go and i don't think anyone's like really looking out for her from my outside looking in because even the people have contacted me some kind of questionable straight men that i've known in my past they're the ones being like oh i'm working with hakutua girl i was like you know like it's people i know personally that i'm like i don't know if i would be working with that person but
Anyways, I've never... She's trending right now because... Right now? Her first episode, I guess, aired. Who's on it? Maybe Whitney Cummings. Okay. Maybe, but... Yeah, well, you know, it's good. I think Breon Chicken Fry says she's on it. I think Josh, the other one from BFFs is on it, Josh Richards. So I think...
Look, I don't know. I think it's because she's – the fact that she has those – do you see the Halloween costumes? Yeah. Like, out in stores. Yeah. Like, what? First of all, again, again, so kudos. Get the bag. I, like, love that for her. But also, it's like a jumpsuit. It's like a pink jumpsuit. And I'm like, that's odd. Like a hat or something. Yeah. It's like a hot two-eyed. It's like a name tag. And I was like, okay.
Someone's pushing her. I love it. But I wish it was someone not who's pushing her now because all these shows she's going on is doing her no favors. I kind of wish she was a little bit more like girl power vibes. Because I feel like that's kind of what she wants. I think so. Or at least in the beginning she was like saying that. Like she was grossed out by like the guys objectifying her and stuff. Yeah. And like talking about wanting her to make an LF or whatever. And then – but everything that she's done has been so like catered to the male gaze. So like – And not the male gaze. The male gaze. Yeah. No, the homosexuals. The straighties. Yeah.
I would love if like Mudang had a podcast. That would be kind of everything. She's so fierce. But she can't talk. But there was one tweet that said there is light and curiosity in Mudang's eyes. Mudang was born enlightened, which is just like so true. I don't know. Wait, say it again? Mudang's born? There is light and curiosity in Mudang's eyes. Mudang was born enlightened. Enlightened.
Mu Dang was born enlightened. Uh-huh. Maybe they think she's like a second coming or something. I don't think maybe. And people have been like flocking to the zoo in Thailand to go see her. But I guess they said...
when the bbc when they go interview mudang the zookeepers said that some people are trying to like throw things at her to wake her up when she's napping which is like ridiculous yeah see people want to ruin it as they ruin everything yeah leave her alone she's in thailand we could go there that'd be everything that'd be fun if she was a guest on the ball she can't talk how are we gonna interview her or just like a cute picture react
Okay, I guess I need to see the reactions. Maybe I haven't seen it. I can't get into the mood yet because I haven't seen the reaction. I think if you see her react to just life, like when they try to feed her and she bites them and they spray her with a hose and she screams. I don't know. Why are they spraying her with a hose? Because hippos need to be wet a little bit, I guess. Oh. Yeah.
Wait, really? I think so. They're like a little aquatic. Oh. These species of hippos are more like made for the forest, but they do like spend time in water. Are they swimming with their heads underneath or are they like dog paddling? They don't have webbed... I watched one Instagram reel, by the way, which is how I know all this information. But they don't...
The pygmy hippos don't have webbed toes, so they don't like swim as well as like the other hippos, the ones that attack people. But they can swim. But they can swim, yeah. They almost like run in the water. Yeah, that's cool. Because they hit the ground and they float up and they run in the water. But they're so fast, it's shocking. It's really shocking how fast they are. You seen this hippo?
I followed Fiona when she came out. You would love Mudang. She's kind of, I mean, I mean, I'm not going to pit women against women, but Mudang is very cute. Because she's tiny. Because she's a pygmy. This is not cool, right? They're like, oh, this is a cute little one. It's like, okay, just because she's a tiny. I hate that for the hippo community. She should be on the next season of Bridgerton.
Poor thing. She has her own brand of merch and everything too. What's it look like? They said it has everything. They put her face on like onesies, on suits, on t-shirts, sweatpants. Did you order it? I should order it. Like if there's a sanctuary or a zoo, it usually helps them. They raise a lot of money. For what? Conservation. For the actual...
Yeah. But she shouldn't be on the wild or something? They're actually heavily endangered, so it's good that they are breeding them, I guess. Because she's getting hunted out if she was to go out. They do get hunted, yeah, in the wild. It's illegal to hunt them, but they're still hunted for their meat. Where are they at? Let me see where they live in the wild. Like Africa? No, they live in the forest.
Why did Pikmin come to Brazil? Oh, you're so right, actually. Rivers of West Africa and Liberia, Sierra Leone, Guinea, and I can't pronounce the last one, so I'm not going to say it. Africa is where it's at for the animals. They have like the cutest animals just roaming around nature. I know. I love it. Have you ever been? I would love to. I never have. No. No.
in there or is that just Nigeria I think it's like difficult for Americans no but there's big safaris that people take trips I don't want to be one of those rich people that's just like oh let me feed a giraffe at my hotel like I want to be you know like
With them in the nature. If it's like allowed and all stuff like that. You know what I mean? Yeah, and safe and stuff. I would love to go to Africa. I don't know how to get in there, but I would love. I know. I feel like when Mr. Beast went there, he wasted his trip on like that fake. Remember that video he did with like the wells or whatever and everyone was pissed? Like he should have just like highlighted like the beauty of Africa and then people would have been like, oh, we should go visit Africa. If people want us there. I don't know. Let us know if you're from Africa. Because maybe they don't. Maybe.
- I know, maybe they're like, we don't want you. - Maybe they're secretorious, yeah, I don't know. - It looks beautiful. Every time I watch Nine Day Fiance, I always love when they go over to Africa. I think it was, was it the one with Soulja Boy where they went and they had like a goat, like they got a goat as a gift or something like that. I was like, that's kind of slay. - Oh. - Yeah, she like presented it as like her wedding gift or something. - Yeah, you give it to a family 'cause they get milk and over the years and then eventually they get the meat. - Yeah. - It's like a system. - Oh. - Like you get, it's a gift that gives giving. - Oh my God, is that why they do it?
Oh my God. Yeah, if you give farm animals, you know, they get eggs or milk or meat or... Oh my God. I hate that. Oh my God. That's sad. Okay. Yikes. I'm right. That makes me want to cry. Okay. They're farmers. That's what they give to farmers. Oh, that's sad. Okay. Well, anyways. I still love Africa. Well, I guess, you know, that's what they're... I don't know. Whatever. I don't want to get canceled over goats, but...
Love a baby goat. There's literally no smooth transition from the baby goat. But did you see Katy Perry reacting to Orlando Bloom checking out Kim Kardashian's butt?
What? Oh, wait. You didn't see this either? No. Oh, my God. I was already going to know all of this stuff already. But wow. I haven't seen one thing about it. Yeah. They went to a charity event. It was Kim, Orlando, and Katie were like posing at a charity event last week. And there was like this one viral photo where Kim was like walking in front of them. And Orlando's arm is around Katie. But his eyes are like looking straight down at like Kim's butt. Where? Recent. Yeah. Last week. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Yeah. Did you see the photo? Does it look like it? Yes, definitely. Like, his eyes are, like, down. Oh, no. Like, Kim is, like, right to the side of him. He's looking down. And, like, you can kind of tell he's looking at her butt. I don't guys always know, like, nowadays to just, like, stare at the eyes. Like, look nowhere else but the eyes. But, like, they're walking forward. Like, Kim is a little bit in front of him. But even...
So when I'm out in public, there's not ever one part of me that's like, let me look at that butt. I usually look down or straight ahead. I'm never looking at anyone else because that's so weird and awkward. Why would he do that?
So, especially Kim Kardashian. Like, again, not to whatever, but, like, Jonathan Bailey's in front of me. Like, I'm, like, I would want to, like, look that up. I'm not going to. One, rude. Two, if someone's, like, photographing me, like, that's creepy and weird. He'd be like, get away from me, freak. You know what I mean? So, even if, like, maybe if he's, like, showing it, right? His drink milk underwear. Okay, then I'll look. But, like, if it's not shown, don't look. Or fellow travelers. We do get to see his butt in that. I think that's okay, but.
But you know what I mean? That's so weird of him. That's so weird. You're also like 50. Do you need to be staring at butts still? Like you've been staring at butts your whole life. And Katy Perry has a great butt. Actually, I had a great vision of her butt. And I wasn't staring, but she was climbing up a ladder in front of me. Yeah, and it was greased up and everything. And I was like, wow, that butt's amazing. So why would he stare at Kim Kardashian's when Katy Perry has a really nice one? It's full. It's nice.
I think maybe Kim's is just so like large that it's like almost a marvel maybe. I don't know. Oh my God. Could you imagine someone said that about me? Like she's just so large. It's a marvel again. She obviously has some enhancements. Yeah. Or it's like this. Exactly. It's like because she's the tiniest person, but the butt is just so big. Right. Okay. It's like disproportionate. Obviously it has some enhancements or something. Well, she says no. I don't know. Medical professionals, leave a comment down below.
So what did Katy Perry say? So she got interviewed by Elvis Duran. And he like asked her about it. And all she said was, I approve. She's like, why is it so viral? And he was like, not exactly. Like, why is it viral? It's so stupid. He's like, yeah, well, that's it. Yeah, now you got your click. So she kind of like blew past it. Oh, my God.
And I feel like, I don't know, Katy's kind of cool with that stuff. I mean, she was, like, at the VMAs, like, scissoring Dochi. Right, right. She's, like, open. Yeah. She's kind of sexually liberated. I feel like she wouldn't care. No, it's definitely not a big deal. It definitely, like, shouldn't be viral. Do I think he's a freak for doing it? Yeah. Like, you're with Katy Perry. You've seen a million butts. Like, you don't need to, like, stare at Kim's.
Especially Kim Kardashian because she has such a known butt. Like I think that one you'd be extra like let me look at your eyes. Let me look at the back of your head. Let me look at anywhere but your butt. You know what I mean? That seems like the first rule of like being a straight man is like don't stare down anywhere. Otherwise you're just a creep.
Sorry, Katie, but I do think that's a little creepy and weird. I'd be embarrassed. If I was my husband, I'd be like, that's embarrassing. You mean not a Moses? Yeah, because it's like, ew, don't do that. One, because I'm there. Two, it's another woman. It's just like you're invading her private, you know, like her, I don't know. Yeah, she has a butt and she shows it off, but she shows it off when she wants to, not when she's just walking down the street or at an award show. Right? Am I the only one to think this? I feel like, right? No. No, I 100% agree. Okay. Yeah.
especially if you're in that place and position and you're under a microscope and it's like every movement is captured every small thing I mean it's not that hard to do it's really not that hard yeah that's wild that someone captured it though kudos to the photographer yeah no that's embarrassing all around for him
But she handles it good. Poor Katie. I talked about this last week. I do feel like she's getting, like, this, like, weird unnecessary hate train. Like, there seems to be a lot of hate her way for, like, anything she does, you know? Yeah, I guess so. I mean, there is one part that, like, the criticism is valid about, like, uh...
who she works with and, like, if you're going to champion yourself as, like, the criticism as, like, oh, it's just misogynistic. But then there's aspects that, like, aren't, like, all girl power about what you're doing. But I do think, like, every interview she does, everyone's like, oh, she's so, like, millennial. Like, everything she does, no matter what she says, like, oh, she's so cringe. She's so millennial. Well, like, yeah, she is a millennial woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, that's going to be, like, her, yeah, I don't know, humor. That's her shtick. To me, yeah.
And I love Kate Perry. But to me, she was always, like, cringe. She was, like, quirky. Yeah. I feel like always cringey. But that was, like, her thing. I think it's, like, part of her brand. Like, it's – I don't know. For her, it's cute, I think. Yeah. If she wasn't –
Like that. I feel like it would be more try hard for her to not be that. You know what I mean? I feel like it would be obvious if she was trying to not like shouldn't be cool and like a Charlie XCX. Oh, for sure. Cool, like nonchalant. Smoking cigarettes. Yeah. It doesn't fit for Katie's brand, right? I agree. She auditioned for Glinda too. What? Yeah. Yeah.
I saw, this guy was doing a whole rundown of people who had like, or confirmed audition and Katy Perry auditioned for Linda. And he said, he's like, I think he was a British guy. Sorry, I can't remember his name on TikTok, but he was just very like, I honestly could kind of see it.
to see it. I kind of did too because she is very like, she is almost like a Disney character. Very much. Like Disney princess vibes. Yeah. I think she would have been a really good Glinda the Good too. Like when she did American Idol, she would like they had like the Disney night or something and she would always be like a princess or something and she gave very that. Yeah. She would have been so good. And she's a good singer. Yeah. Right? Like I feel like she's a good singer. I feel like she is talented. I mean I don't know if she can act and we're seeing her act but probably could do that. Has she ever
Probably not. Yeah. She was no salmon cat. We know that. No victorious. Yeah. I don't know if it was good. She was a slay back then. When I watch those clips, I'm like, oh, she's kind of good actually. She was always a really good actress. Yeah. She was my favorite in that like era of Nickelodeon.
I never watched Nickelodeon. Oh, I used to love. Really? I loved Victorious, yeah. What else was that era? Oh, it was the way 101 I liked at the time. I know, Dark Vibes now. They're all Dark Vibes now. Yeah, and Drake and Josh. Yeah. What else was that era? Oh, I loved iCarly, though. I think iCarly is still. I didn't watch it either. I guess no, because Janet McCurdy. Yeah, that also was Dark Vibes. Oh, yeah. I love her, too. I love Miranda Cosgrove, though.
She seems to be doing good. To be well established. Yeah. She's done a couple Netflix movies. She seems rich as hell. Like... Yeah, she did the iCarly reboot too. Yeah, because I think they still get residuals from iCarly. And then she did the iCarly reboot. All the merch. Like, it was literally the number one kid show. Like, Michelle Obama was on iCarly. Really? Yeah, it was like the number one... What year is this? Shoot. I mean, I was...
High school? It was – I must have been like early high school. Maybe like 2008-ish. One Direction was on it. So – This is definitely the years I blocked out. Yes. Twilight, Justin Bieber, this. No idea. I can't believe you blocked out of like the peak years of like my life. Like I love that era. Well, you can teach me all about it. I was like, what is this? I don't know. It was like Twilight, Hunger Games, One Direction. Yeah. No idea. But it's fun to discover it now. Yeah.
And it's fun to like see you rediscover it because it was like the best time for pop culture. It was like everything. That's so funny. Yeah, I really did black it all out. I don't remember having any recollection of any of this. I literally don't even know what I'm doing in these years. I'm like trying to think. Like 2013, I'm coming out of it because this is my beach apartment day. So I think I'm like coming out of it somehow. But I'm like, where was I in the midst of it? I'm not sure. Yeah.
probably couldn't even afford like internet or cable or something like that i think i was at starbucks like uploading videos so my internet was always shut off and i was connected our internet and cable was connected because it was like spectrums yeah i was like i have nothing now so you had to be like a little amish then if he didn't literally yeah that's why when people were like stealing money from chase and i'm like how are they overdrawing because like my bank account would not let me overdraw like maybe 500 was the limit and they're like no more
But now they're like, oh, they got $30,000. And I was like, how? Oh, yeah. I saw. Wasn't it a thing on TikTok? There was like a little like loophole or something where you could like claim money. And then they got it. How to get it back. But I guess there was no loophole. That's what I said. I'm like, oh, there's a loophole. And most of my sister were just like, no, you can always just be fraud. Oh, really? Yeah, you can always just cash fraudulent checks. And I was like, oh. But I thought it was a loophole too. I was like, no. I know. I thought it was like a life hack. Right. But today you can get the money out. And I was like, oh, that's cool. And like, no, you can always do that. I never could. I don't know how that happened.
I didn't know it was fraud. I thought, like, if you pay it back, it's fine. I don't know. I know. Like, a little loan. Like, a little borrowing. Yeah. Because I used to know that, and I would take out the $500 from the ATM. But, like, obviously, I would put money back in because I had to pay bills. So I was paying it back. Right? Yeah. I don't know how that works. Don't ask me. Gosh.
Criminals. Oh, we were talking about Jason Momoa earlier, but you know, Valkyrie, I hope I'm, I'm probably pronouncing her name wrong. No, I know what that is. She's friends with Pokimane. She's like a big gamer girl. She was with Bretman Rock. Oh. She was in the Bella Porsche music video. Yes. Yes. I think it's, is it Valkyrie? I think you're right. Yeah. I don't know. But,
I think you're right, yeah. I have no idea, but that's how I said it. Yeah, that name comes up a lot in our comments. Yeah, she's so cute. I love her. I don't know. I love her. I don't know her name. I don't mean either. Because I see her all the time and I'm like, oh, she's so... It's like my brain when I see a pretty girl. I'm like, oh, I love you. Oh, okay. Me when I see a gay. I love you. That's why it works. Yes, that's so true. Oh, because I'm the pretty girl. Yes.
But she did a little interview where she got asked like who's the rudest celebrity you've ever met.
And she surprisingly said Jason Momoa because she was in – Oh, I did see this. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was in – she had like a small cameo or something in the Minecraft movie and she said that she saw him just like completely yell at all like the crew of the movie. And she said maybe he's still like kind of in character. But she said like it's – they're not seeing like a good work environment for the people of the crew, which was so surprising because I've never heard like – Yeah. He's always like so nice. Yeah.
Also, what kind of anger? Is he an angry character? Minecraft is like a little video game, right? Why would he be? I don't know. He has a little blockhead on. He's like, oh my God, who is she in it? I like that. I don't know who she was in it. I'm sure she had like- It's not out. No. The trailer just came out, I think two, last week or two weeks ago. It comes out next year.
No, Jason Mawa is like literally – well, I mean not to dismiss her. Like people – like maybe he was in character, but he was always like the nicest celebrity in my book. I always thought he was like the nicest person. I know. I've never really heard anything bad about him. But yeah. I mean she also has said like – like I said, maybe. She said the scene that they were filming was very intense and emotional. Oh. Again, from Minecraft. I don't know. But she said like maybe he was still in character, but –
Jason was really mad. What if something was actually wrong? You know, like something was actually problematic. Yeah, maybe someone just died or something. Yeah.
You know what I mean? There was a story when the whole Chapel Rowan, like not wanting to take pictures with fans or owing fans anything was happening. There was a story of a guy on TikTok who was friends with Jason Momoa. And Jason Momoa, they would go out in Atlanta and around or whatever. And he'd be like on the phone with his daughter. And people would – he'd be like, you know, I'm on the phone with my daughter like FaceTiming goodnight or whatever. Like they'd be at a bar where he'd like FaceTime his daughter at night. And like people would come out and be like, can my girlfriend take a picture with you? And he'd be like, no. And the guy like tried to like start fighting him. What?
Like you need to take a picture with my just cuz you're a Hollywood star he's like I'm on the phone with my daughter like he's Anyways, that just remind me that like he is like a nice person I'll take pictures with anyone because they said the whole day he was saying pictures of people that night when he's on his daughter He just didn't the one person called him again for it. Yeah, so I feel like in general also Yeah, when you're in a movie set, I don't know stuff could happen. Lots could happen. It is like a work environment, I guess
Keep your cool. So maybe it's like – yeah, keep your cool. But it's like obviously I feel like it is pretty common in like work environments for someone to lose their cool. You know what I mean? Yeah. Look at Christian Bale. Do you remember when he went off on everybody? Yes. Why? Why did he do that? Yeah.
happens like a lot I think like hungry yeah honestly because I think he like starved himself for that movie yeah I would too honestly if I had to starve myself for a movie yeah do not talk to me uh-huh I don't think I could ever do a role where I have to have to be like starve yourself yes I don't know either or escape the night like they were famous yeah I'll escape the nights
Yeah, I don't know. I thought about that too because Kourtney Kardashian has a new like Ozempic like pillow. Did you see that? Oh, yes. It's supposed to be like Ozempic but like not. It's like natural. It's not FDA approved. She's not taking it because she said she can't because she's breastfeeding and I was like, okay, girl. But it's like this whole thing. I was thinking about it. I was like, wow, I wonder if they like offered me like a million dollars but like part of it is like you have to lose 50 pounds taking this supplement. I'm like, could I actually do it? And I'm like, probably not. For a million dollars? I don't think so.
Could you? You could. I would, yeah. But then you get the best trainer in the world. Yeah, that's true. I don't know. I could do that now and I don't. Maybe I have to be motivated by the money. I don't know. Yeah, for a million dollars. And then when I give it to Kourtney Kardashian as my endorsement, like Nick Acato should get a paid endorsement for something. I wonder if he will. Maybe that's why he's not revealing how he did it because then he can say, I did it this way. I wonder if they have like a face of Ozempic. Does anyone like promote Ozempic?
I don't think so. Everyone denies it, but they need someone to be like, I love Ozempic. You know what I mean? A lot of celebrities, I mean, I think even Oprah, they just say they use a weight loss. But I'm saying, why does anyone become the face of it? I don't know. I think Ozempic proper is supposed to be for the diabetics, so no one wants to be like, oh, I'm stealing from diabetics. But maybe like the semi-glutides, I'm sure, that are like me. Yeah. They don't want me, but I don't know. Well, they might want me. Me, I'm probably pre-diabetic.
Everyone's pre-diabetic. I think Kevin James has a joke about that where he's like, the doctor's like, oh, you might be pre-diabetic. He's like, well, everyone's pre-diabetic. Like, everyone could be pre-diabetic. Like, and that is kind of the tea, isn't it? It's like, well, I could be probably. And I'm fat, so that makes sense. But someone did tell me the other day, like, Trish, I think your beauty's in your curves. I don't know if you would look as good skinny. I'm going to take that to heart. I'm like, you know what? You're right. I'm going to stay fat forever.
You know? And maybe I could get Baby Reindeer or something. Like, maybe I could get one of those shows. I mean, they're all getting so skinny, like you said. So skinny. It's like jacuzzi. Then there's a role for someone curvier. Like, where are they going to go? I know. I know. There's no – me. Yeah. I'll be here forever eating pasta and cheese.
Well, you know what? Also, when you're that famous for so long, like Jason Momoa, maybe you just don't care anymore. Maybe you're like, I'm just going to let it be. Or maybe his outfit in the movie looked a little busted, so maybe he was upset about being in that weird outfit. He kind of looked like Dora the Explorer vibes. Wait, what? Yeah, he had a weird wig. Yeah. Like a pink t-shirt. The whole thing, the Minecraft movie seems a little cursed in general. I don't know. Is Joy Grisafa going to be in it?
I think he did a reaction to the trailer, so I don't think he's in it. I love that. I just remember him with his sword back in the day. It was like a pixelated sword. And I was like, okay. He goes really hard for it.
He accepted Gabbie Hanna's apology. Did you see that? Oh, yes. I love it. But first of all, she didn't directly apologize to him, though. No, I love it, too, because it was very much like you can tell to us. And like it seemed a little bit toward you, too, is like people I've gossiped about and like have talked about things I shouldn't have. You know what I mean? I didn't get that far. Oh, I accept your apology, Gabbie. That was my whole. Isn't it crazy how all the women always apologize? Like how come no male YouTubers are ever sitting down doing an apology video? Tell me one.
David Dobrik? No. Shane Dawson? Oh, yeah, Shane. Yeah. Jeffrey, when he sat on that couch with like the two staircases, was that an apology? I don't remember. I don't think that was an apology. Oh, my God. James. What was that one? I don't remember. I don't remember either. Addressing everything or something. I just remember it was like the couch and then like the two spiral staircases. I never saw that one, but we recently got it. We had a couch in our bedroom. It's like a velvet couch. And everyone was like, that looks like Jeffrey Starr. I was like, what? And then they put that pretty.
particular one in that you're talking about within the staircase and it does look like our couch. I was like, I never knew he had a crutched velvet couch. But now we have matching ones. That was sweet. Yeah. No. Okay, how about, let's rephrase this. How about like a straight man contouring creator? What if they issued an apology? Like J.C. Kalen, has he issued an apology? Has Cody Ko? Has David Dobrik? Like,
You know? What's that one? Who's the one that apologized to Tana? What's his name again? Who? Oh. Inapper. Yeah. Yeah. I don't. Did he apologize in a video? No. He's just like. Or did he? I don't know. I don't remember. I think he did, right? To Tana? Well, kudos to him. But it took 10 years. You know what I mean? Like, it's like it was past. It would have been nice in the moment when she was getting all the hate. But I guess it's better than ever. But it is crazy. I was thinking about that. I was like, how come? I don't know. I've done 5,000 apologies. I'm apologizing to everyone that doesn't even need an apology. I'm like, let me apologize. And it's like no one.
even in the moment when it's happening, I'm apologizing even if I'm not in the wrong. Like, and no one apologizes. No men apologize. I've never gotten an apology from any man because, you know, here's the thing. I've been problematic. I've been wrong. I've been crazy. I get it. But it's like, it takes two to tango. You know what I mean? Like, a lot of the times, like, even if it's 90-10, you know what I mean? 90% Trisha, but 10% someone. It's like, a little bit. Like, you know what? I was wrong. It goes, like, so far, but no one does. Like, even Gabby, right? She didn't apologize to anyone directly, but she kind of, she made some sort of effort. And you're kind of like, ah, I guess I'll, Joey, I'll take that. And I'm like, yeah, me too. I don't know. You know?
I feel like I've apologized to Gabby Hannah multiple times. I feel like I apologize to everyone and it's like, as you should, and no guys do it. I was thinking about that. I was like, that's... Yeah, I'm really trying to think of a straightie. Hmm.
No. None? I'm sure there's like maybe a couple at some point. Maybe I never is the only one I think. I don't think anyone else. Good for him though. But I think he's very like forward. He has like a girlfriend that did OF. Like I think he's very like feminist forward. Sometimes it takes like a woman to snip you into place, you know? Yeah. Because I'm trying to think of all the like dubious men. There's a lot of them. There is a lot of them. And I can't think of an apology for that.
Nope. Right? Yeah, no. Not one. No. No. Maybe I...
Maybe Logan Paul recently because he was like the Olympic boxer. He said that she was trans or something. And I think – but there was also legal action. So he was kind of like forced to like have to apologize. Yeah. I don't know if anyone – like of their free will. Right. I feel bad. The forest when he was in the Japanese – I think because he got so much hate. He's like, I'm getting canceled. That's true. Yeah. I need to talk about it. Yeah.
Think Logan does it when his back's against the wall. He doesn't do it like in the moment, but again, I guess we'll take it right? I never publicly apologize. He did a number on Elizabeth because you know, she's She's going through some stuff. It's like it'd have been nice to be like, yeah, that was kind of shit
I mean, like, I'm sorry. I don't know. Somehow, some way, a note or something. I don't know. Like, it is crazy. You never see that from any guys. Yeah. Even when they're in the wrong, right? They could totally be in the wrong and they never, like, say, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Trisha. Yeah, there's some guys that definitely can do a long overdue apology video. Yeah. That's a good title for it, too. Long overdue apology. For this? That's what Gabby's was called. Oh. Yeah. You just take her title. Long overdue apology. Gabby, the hippo, everyone's in the... Yeah, there is a...
You knew exactly what my thumbnail was going to be. Oh, really? Gabby and the hippo and me? I love it. Who's my long overdue apology? Hold on, let me think. I've apologized so many times to everyone, but maybe I could apologize to... I'll apologize to Land of Bloom. Orlando Bloom? Orlando Bloom. Orlando Bloom. I apologize for calling you a creep. You're not a creep. I think what you did was creepy behavior, but you're not a creep, so I apologize.
I apologize to Franco. I once called him fat. He's very skinny right now. I apologize to Nikocado Avocado for ghosting you. I hate that I started that whole thing because he exposed me in 2016 and I'll never forget it, and rightfully so. So I apologize to you, Nikocado. I'm sorry for ghosting you. Please come on my podcast and don't ghost me. I'll pay for that flight, actually. He did a first class flight in 2016 to come collab with me, and I didn't collab with him. I'll pay for your first class flight. As long as you're in the United States, not if you're in Colombia. That seems like a very expensive flight.
And I have a long overdue apology to anyone else? The ends. That's your apology. You're the one sending him to the great beyond, not me.
You thought they were just eating a waffle. Yeah, everyone else who kind of apologized, like, I mean, the D'Amelio's, Addison, Rachel Zegler. I apologize. You didn't even have to apologize to Ethan Slater. Yeah, Ethan Slater always been a stan to me. The misogynist in me. I love Rachel Zegler, but, or no, it's like, I loved Ethan Slater, but Rachel Zegler, I was like, oh, no. But I love Rachel Zegler now. I actually am like stan, stan, stan. Oh, God, I love her so much. Her voice, everything about her. Of course, I did a lip sync to her today. She's just, she's amazing. Um...
Those are my apologies. And Gabby's not. The I've had it ladies. You kind of apologized to them. The I've had it ladies? The I've had it ladies. Oh, yeah. I apologize to them, too. Lucy DeLuca. Oh, Lucy DeLuca. No. Never. I think those are my apologies. I'm more hot to a girl. But you've kind of always been supportive of her, too. Yeah, that's true. See, I just apologize even when I don't need to be. Oscar, I'm sorry. I'm sure there's something that I've done to you somewhere. Yeah. Yeah, I guess with Gabby's, like, it was...
It's hard. Like she was kind of specific, but also kind of vague. I guess maybe, I don't know. I guess the one where I was like, was I guess the Jesse smiles thing. I always forget about it. And then like going back to read about the Jesse smiles thing. I was like, oh shoot, that was really messed up. And yeah, she kind of,
It kind of was alluded to when she was just, like, talking about people she's, like, gossiped about or, like, said things out of place. But I feel like... That's not really gossiping, though. That was, like, her friend. Yeah. And, like, not believing someone who is a victim, you know, of SA. That's, like, so next level. I guess it would be interesting to see, like, if Jessie responds on Do We Know Them? And I guess...
I can have more of an opinion. Because right now, without knowing what Jessie thinks, it's hard for me to, like, be like, oh, yeah, go Gabby. You know what I mean? Just because, like, I feel like. Or maybe she is, like, that I made peace with it. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know either. I read that they've, like, Gabby and Jessie have, like, just stopped talking about it, like, all together. So maybe Gabby won't mention Jessie out of, like, not wanting to bring it back up. I don't know. For sure. It's, like, so triggering for someone to, like, not believe you and you're just like, okay. Yeah. So.
lot so yeah it'll be interesting to see if Jesse responds to it or how she thinks about it but I guess in general the apology it was like a nice like the effort yeah like she does seem like she's in like a better place and I know how that feels right when you're in like a good place you just want to be cool with everyone like that's that's truly how I feel like right now like I definitely do want to be cool with everyone like
I don't know. I think that's why in general I avoid talking about like just some situations because I'm just like, I'm in a good place. I just want everyone to be cool. You know what I mean? And then it's just easier that way. And I don't think it's like fake. I think it really is her just like trying to be in the best place she can be because she – look, she probably knows she was like – she was super toxic to a lot of people as was I. So I think it's like when you've been like that, like you just want to like clear your chest even if like no one else forgives you. You know what I mean? Which again, there's a lot of guys that also could follow that suit but –
Whatever. It doesn't matter. It's not their... My journey is theirs. Yeah. But Gabby does seem fine. She seems good. She seems... Very centered. And also I was thinking too, there is like the whole discussion about like mental health. Obviously it's not an excuse, but she is like bipolar and she said like a lot of her like outbursts were... Oh, I didn't know. That's what I read in this article. Oh. Yeah. I didn't know that either. I've never heard that. Yeah. A lot of like the outbursts and stuff, she like said it was because she... Because like her being bipolar. Oh. I mean, that does explain a lot for sure. Yeah.
I always thought it was like a psychotic break, right? With all those TikToks and it's like either, yeah. Yeah. So that, yeah. Reading that too, I was like, okay, maybe again, not an excuse, but that does add some like, I guess, context. Cause I remember even with like my like,
back and forth with her there'd be moments where like she'd be going off on me and then like a couple months later she'd like apologize but then would also like it would kind of go back and forth a little bit yeah it's so hard it's people like me too like borderline it's like that and it's like such a hard person to be like no because you're like are you okay and the answer is like no like especially if you're not getting treatment or medication yeah so like obviously again it's not an excuse but I do feel like sympathetic to someone especially like if you have like an undiagnosed at the time like untreated it also was just like your brain
makes it like almost impossible for you to like have those kind of self realizations so like that also is tough so the fact that she is like centered and can realize that stuff now is good maybe me and Gabby will go on a tour next year that would actually be kind of singing only only singing songs and poetry
We do spoken word. You guys are very similar. Yes, you could literally do like, it's very like Charli XCX, Troye Sivan, like the sweat tour. It's like the Trisha Gabby tour. Okay. I could see it. The co-headliners. I love it. Gabby would eat me up though. She has really good live vocals. I'd be on the track for sure. I'm definitely lip syncing. You could like have the background, like, you know, you could sing with the track. Oh, for sure. I do that. Yeah. I would sing live, but there'd always be a heavy track back there.
But you also do more choreo. That's true. I have some dancers with me. But she's a choreography queen too. You remember? Oh, yeah. I forgot. Now she's like – The encore one. She was heavy dancing. And now that she's been teaching those classes, I'm sure she can even – Yeah. I don't think she does that anymore. Oh, really? She said she retired. I saw a recent interview. I keep up. Wow. Wait. Who did she do the interview with? God. Who was it?
I think it was before that music festival, the one she was like in her hometown. Yeah. She was being interviewed by somebody for that. And he said like, oh, you're doing like dance classes. And she goes, oh, no, I don't do that anymore. Maybe she got too like known for it. Too many fans showed up. But don't you want that? I would feel like that's what you'd want is all these like people take a class. But maybe she's trying to be like low key about it. And now she's also like transitioning to being like a little bit more like on
online too. I don't know. It's focusing on that. I would love it. I still want to do the TikTok when you walked in I was doing was this guy named Sean who was like a really good singer. I just found out about him but I was duetting it and he was talking about how a couple I think it was the Hot Topics you were watching the whales. I think you weren't here. I was talking to him which I wanted you to be here because there was like this event happening in New York called like Gays Eating Garlic Bread in the Park. Oh yeah. Yeah. So I like talked about
TikTok about it. And randomly he just... Or I don't know if that was a new TikTok or, like, an older one, but he just, like, randomly made it now and said that he wants to, like, be a part of it. And I was like, ooh, maybe we could have, like, a fan meetup. But I also wonder, like, if you could get in trouble if I'm like, you have to be gay to come. Do you know what I mean? Or maybe...
I don't know. I feel like that's only discrimination if it's like a work, like if you're getting paid, like whatever. But if I'm just hosting a free event. Yeah. Because I don't want any like straights ruining the vibe. You know what I mean? So I'm like, oh, that would be so much fun. And he was singing. He was singing Sunday Night Seymour. He had like a prop that looks like just Trish. He had a Birkin that looked like my Birkin. He was doing the full props. Whoa. Yeah. I'm like, I really,
really want to make this a thing like have a little meet up remember back in the day when people just had meet ups like they would be like I'm meeting you here at the park like Harry Daniels had one remember yeah Lollapalooza this was so good it needed a good turn out my fear is no it won't turn out except for Sean
I like the idea because I was like, well, I want to do like a fan meetup and I think that would like slay so hard. But I don't know how you need like permits or you just say like, hey, I'm going to be in Hancock Park. Like come hang out. That so brings me back to the days of like Zoella and stuff when they would do. I remember they would do them and they would have to like shut them down. Yeah. Oh, I would love that though. And then you have to pose like, so sorry guys, too many people showed up. So we had to shut down the gay, the garlic private train. We're moving it though. We're moving to a new location. Yeah.
We have to get a bigger venue. That's so slick. Ooh, that would be so much fun, actually. I love that idea. That happened one time. The year is 2018, so I'm still, I'm
relevant in the vlog squad but for some reason me and my mom actually went to New York to go see Jason Momoa I have no idea why but we go to New York to see Jason Momoa and then we go see Broadway shows at night and back then I loved it I loved I would before the show would start I would tweet like the playbill so that everyone would know what show I was at and I remember I think it happened at Hamilton at the Richard Rogers Theater I remember this and so many fans showed up but again this was like during the David Dobrik day so I think I was getting a lot of his fans but like so many showed up that literally there were like police that came and like escorted me back in and then when the car came around they like escorted me out and they're like
out of the way, out of the way. And people were like banging on the window. This is the only time it's ever happened like crazy. And like, Trisha, Trisha, Trisha. So fun. So then the next day, I did it when I was at like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I tweeted again. And people came. And they're like, Trisha. And all of a sudden, I'm outside the Broadway theater and I'm just like signing like, I'm taking pictures of everyone. I felt so famous. And then I did it again at Wicked. Yes. You're doing the play though. Yes. I pretended,
I pretended like it was stage door. I was like, yes. I think I did. I think I was signing people's playbook. And if you have a picture from this era, let me know. Because in Wicked, too, I was dressed in Game of Thrones. I had red hair, but I had a Game of Thrones jacket. And I still see people be like, when I met Trish in 2018. And it was the same thing. I was at Wicked, tweeted, and everyone came. It was like so much fun. So anyways, it reminded me of that. Why did I say that whole story? Eating, haste eating garlic bread. Yeah. So my point is, if it's 2018 Trish, if I can rival her fame, maybe I could do it now. And we'd have a police...
around to like make sure things but we don't need to get out of hand because gays don't like seriously there's no we talked about this right there's no gay serial killers right there's no gay maybe i don't know isn't jeffrey domer game 5 000 you know what i mean
And it is. Jeffrey Dahmer is not interested in me. You know what I mean? Or like the, wasn't the clown guy also secretly gay? Because he was going for little boys. What? Okay. Well, I mean, that's more like you're messed up or something. You know what I mean? That's like a whole other thing. It's true. Like weird closeted. Yeah. There's like, you have issues. Yeah. Yeah. No sane gay has killed anybody. Yeah.
I wouldn't do it though. Yeah, that would actually be everything. Do you like garlic bread? I...
I love garlic bread. Wait, really? What is the best one? I mean, I eat a lot of frozen garlic bread. Me too. Okay. We do too. Moses made, oh, my God, I have a picture of it. He made like 12, no, you made like 24 pieces of garlic bread on Friday night. It was just me, my dad, and his wife. And he made 24 garlic breads. And it was, what kind are they? It's like in the white with the green lettering. It's a Pepperidge Farm. What is it? Something like Texas. Oh, Texas toast. The little one. The one with the cheese on it was so good. Yes. Maybe you can make them for, well, you're not gay, but you can send them in.
He can send in the garlic bread. Because that would be so fun. Just to eat all those little Texas toast ones and just keep them coming. The bread. Oh my God. Someone let me know. New York, I see it happening. New York, I see it happening. I know you're not a New Yorker, but we're going to make you. For this, yes. We'll go see Romeo and Juliet, have some garlic bread. And Rachel Zegler will perform. Would die. I feel like she would be down. I'll DM her.
Rachel, will you please perform a gay's eating garlic bread in the park? I feel like she would be all about it. She would love that. Yeah, that is her vibe. She would, yeah, she would perform her heart out, absolutely. I'll see what I can do. She's performing with the covey. We got the covey. Yes! Hi!
I'm the one that you lost in the free being. What will you do when I go to? I was watching her today when she's like, what is it? Amphrodite, don't forget me. Romeo and Juliet me. I love it. Was it her performing at like Elsie Fest or something? Oh, what was it? Yeah, but I don't know what that was. I only know about it because of her. She was like the headliner. It was like a Broadway convention. Yeah, Darren Criss. Or a festival. I didn't know. I wasn't invited to.
You should have been a headliner as well. With Jordan Fisher, Derek Ritz, Rachel Zegler. Yeah, it looked fun. I don't know what it was, but that's why I want to get in that scene. I want to get in that New York scene so I can be there performing, but we'll see. Her body is slaved. But you do accept Gabby Hanna's apology. Again, it was very like... Yeah. I guess... I do. I don't know. What do you think about it being like... It's like vague enough where it's...
could be for like the fact that the apology could be for you but also jesse's mouth like you know what it's like yeah specific but also so vague enough that it could fit for a lot of people versus i feel like yours are very like specific oh i'm very specific no dr drew is out here i'm like let's go through the list let's start with the trans community disassociative identity disorder community like you know i try i really try and go through all of them and definitely people i'm definitely always like apologizing 5 000 times to everybody i'm like i'm so sorry i think one time i even apologized to rylan i'm like why am i apologizing to rylan do you know what i mean but i'm like throw it in there i guess
Probably have to apologize to Morgan at some point. Morgan, I'm sorry if I affected your livelihood by canceling Rylan. I don't know. I'm just living in a farm life, though. That's kind of everything. We're doing that these days. Just moving to Wyoming. Daniel Pareto was off to, where was he going? Italy and then to Wyoming. I was like, all right.
Everyone's out. Everyone's out of California. Except for Oscar. You and Tara Yami have been here since birth. Yeah, actually. Yeah. We're local girls. And Babu Barbie. She's been here in the same valley since birth. And Elvis. And Elvis. They're real valley girls. Everyone goes to Cedar Sinai. We're over here at Thousand Oaks.
Oh my god, that actually reminds me. I was at HomeGoods and the cashier, she was so sweet. She was a viewer. She's like, oh my god. Wait, where? At HomeGoods. And she was like, I'm always in the area. I was like,
I'm like surprised I haven't run into you because I'm like always here. She's like, I know. And like, I'm always like at all these shopping malls and I feel like one day I'm going to run into Trisha. I was like, honestly, keep it up. If you're just at like a Home Goods, a Michael's, a movie theater. In this area? This Home Goods? More towards me, but she also like comes up here too. I do love, I love your area. I was just there. I literally drove 40 minutes the other day to go to Annie Ann's Pretzel. The closest one is to Penn. Oh, yeah. And it was great because it's right by Target. So you just park at the end of Target. Yes. Honestly,
Honestly, I pulled into that electric car parking for two minutes. Is that bad? My boyfriend would be so mad. He hates when people park there. There was literally 10 of those spots open. I'm like, I'm going in literally two minutes to get these pretzels. It was a handicapped spot. It was electric cars. I'm like, you guys are fine. They're literally handicapped. I'm like, how many spaces? And there was no more spaces. I was like, this is it. Mine could be hybrid. They don't know. They have no idea. I was scared somebody would, but it literally took me two minutes because Annie Yance was right by the target. Right there.
It was worth it too. I know you missed out on so many good things. I was like, oh, Oscar, I can tell him I'm right next door. Come to the mall. I know. And that's where you park usually in the little Target park. Yes. I was parking underneath, but I was still there. As if I don't see you every week, I guess. I know. Oh,
It's been so long. I know. It's been so long. And the patrons need it. We have one Patreon video left. No. So we have to stock. No? No. We've done them all. So we have to film this week. You put up the reacting to your interview? Yes. Oh my God. We need to get on it. I know. Wait, really? Oh, I thought we had more. Either way, I'd yell.
What are we doing? We're gonna do the popcorn buckets. Do we do it live later? That's over. No one cares about it. And how are we gonna do it? That's true. Yeah. I feel like we'll move on. We'll figure something out. What else are we gonna do? We can do reaction. Everyone wants to see us play Dress to Impress, the Roblox game. Do you know how to do it? Kind of, yeah. I feel like an hour is spent just trying to figure out how to play the game. That's true. I'll do a test run. I've watched a lot of people play it, so I feel like I know. We'll play Dress to Impress. And eat. Yeah.
Done. Done and done. Easy. Patreon.com slash just Trish. Yeah. We didn't do the shout out. Oh, I have a good perk package for next month. Okay. It's coming. It's, oh, you guys are going to gag. I got a new Trish emoji made. No one's even seen this Trish emoji yet. Yeah. It's a cool one. Oh, also, yeah, we have a new intro with a golf cart. And by the way, Oscar and Moses are in this intro, but whenever I have a guest on, it's a solo intro. Everyone's like, oh my God, they took out Oscar and Moses. No, they're on it. We have a new intro with a golf cart.
Instead of the Tesla truck. Have you seen it? No. Have you seen the golf cart? Okay, so this intro is a golf cart. We've been having the golf cart for a minute. It's kind of the same. It's just there's a little golf cart now instead of a Tesla truck because...
Elon Musk. Like he's another transphobe, right? Or no? Yes, heavily. Which, why? Like you should support if you have a trans kid, like support. I know. That's like, I feel like that's what so many of these influent parents right there like want to be that, you know, and he has that. He has it authentically and he could be the support. Yeah, he has like a good like platform too, but instead he needs to be a loser. Actual loser. I love that. Loser.
wasn't that a Glee original song loser like me I hated that song me too that was horrible like you're on a Ryan Murphy show you could have the best of the best and that's your song who was asked about I think maybe Darren Criss was asked about it like the rumors of a Glee reboot and he said I absolutely think that shouldn't happen or something like that I think it was Darren Criss Darren Criss kind of gives me hater vibes in general doesn't he just seem like he hates everything I don't know anything about him I don't either he just always seems mad
Well, he is straight, so I don't know. I guess that does make him dubious. Yeah. There it is. I think he has a... No. Does he have a kid? I don't know.
I don't know. He's definitely straight. I know he's straight. No, I don't believe it. There's no way. What? Because he's like in everything. Or maybe I'm thinking he's definitely straight. But remember – Maybe I'm thinking Cory Montez. I'm thinking of Grant Gustin. I know Grant Gustin. Who is Grant Gustin? He was also in Glee. I think in The Warblers. Oh. And I think he has a baby. He's definitely straight as well though. But again, I thought he was gay. I mean, you can have a baby and be gay. No, but he's like married to a woman. Oh, got it, got it, got it. I guess you can – You can be married. I don't know. Who am I? You can be in The Warblers, I think.
I would be in the one that was like, I like big butts and I cannot lie. You remember that one? I like that group. I forgot what they were called, but they were kind of like hippies or something. Oh, Nets or Mix-a-Lot? No, and Glee. They did a little cover. I like big butts and I cannot lie. And they did like a cute little pop version. It was so cute. I loved it. I can't remember the name of that group, but they were great. Who was the one that Jesse St. James was in? What was that group?
Shoot. What were they called? I liked that one. They were fierce. Their dancing was insane. They definitely were not in high school. He was at Carmel High School. What? Vocal Adrenaline. Vocal Adrenaline. Yes. Idina Menzel was like their vocal coach, wasn't it? Yes. I loved it. They did Slay. Press Hilton was on an episode of Glee. Did you know that? How come everyone was on Glee except for you? Well, I
Well, I should have been. Yeah. That was an extra. Yeah. You know, I told you I think I applied and I think it would be like. Oh, wasn't it like to be a Cheerio or something? Cheerio to anybody had to be like a size zero. Yeah. They literally had no body diversity as extras. And I was like. That's crazy. Yeah. They were diverse in the whole cast. But like. Well, they're going to reboot Glee and then it's all going to be like the Cheerios will all be like body diverse. I would love that. They should do that.
Well, not all of them, but, like, I mean, you could, but damn. Then they're just pandering. They're like, everyone is big. It is weird for a show like Glee to, like...
That does kind of pander to not. Oh, for sure. No, I specifically remember for the female. I remember because that was the year I was doing extra work and it was always like must fit into a size zero too. Not even for Cheerio, but for everybody in the background. Yeah, I remember. That is crazy. I know. So it can never be me. I think I lied a couple of times, but they still didn't cast me. I was like, maybe I could do it. Maybe I'd squeeze in there. Did you see that Karina Koff's OnlyFans salary got leaked? Yeah.
Does she show it? I thought she leaks it. No, this is like how much she made, I think over the past three years. And she was doing a stream with, what's his name? Stable. Love it. He's in the phase, one of the phase planners. Okay. I don't know.
And she was like showing him her like OnlyFans money on like her phone and he like said it out loud on the stream. And I don't think she's ever like said it like the whole lump sum before. For three years? I remember one time maybe like two years ago she did show. It was a couple years ago. Because I remember – I want to say she made like $2 million a month or something like that. How much do you think she's made over the three years? I'm bad at math.
If she made $2 million a month in her good year, she's done it three years. How many months are in three years? Well, let's just say $20 million. More. But that's for one year. So $60 million. Oh, yeah. She made $67 million. Oh, my God. If I was good at math, because I was doing 10 months, but if I was doing 12 months, I probably wouldn't. Actually, wow. I'm actually so smart. Wow. Yeah. I remember she showed it. I remember. And I was like, wow, that's crazy. She's sewing it. $67 million. Yeah. That's pretty good. What is she doing with it?
She talked about all the cars that she bought for her family. She said, I bought my dad a GMC Denali. I bought my stepmom an Audi A4. I bought my brother a Honda Elantra. And she bought her grandma a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
Girl, what? What are you doing with the other $66.5 million? Didn't she buy David Dobrik a car? Of course, because he needs it. I'm sorry. I love Karina. I think she's literally the most beautiful girl in the world, but also what? Why? Seriously, if you're that rich, why would you not give half of it, besides the government, give half of it to...
I don't know. Like I said, feeding people, feeding kids. Yeah. And she's so like low key. I feel like she's another one that could like really be a face for like change. I don't know because she is so pretty. She has like the male, like the straight male audience like by their nuts. So I feel like she literally could do so much like good. And you think if she was, she would talk about it because if she's talking about buying a Hyundai, you think she would talk about it?
I'd be like, girl, that makes me sad. David, too. It's like, you know what? He's so evil. Like, if he did some good, maybe he could have, like, a little bit of a balance. You know what I mean? Yeah. But, like, there's nothing. At least Mr. Beast, even if some of it's fake, at least he does a little bit. Like, the well, at least the pollution, the pollution thing was real. I think he cleaned up the ocean. That's pretty good. Love that. Yeah. You cleaned up the ocean one time, didn't you? Or was that just an art project? It was both. Okay.
He did a little clean the, save the ocean. I love it. Who was it? Someone's like, I saw something where it said Kim Kardashian used her private jet to go get like a hamburger from like her favorite spot or something. Yeah. And they're like literally like all these people like, you know, drinking out of like paper straws to save the ocean. They're like her doing that in one like private jet trip, like sets everyone back like 30 years of them like drinking straws or something like that. And I'm like,
is so true. I always think that with Leonardo DiCaprio, suspect number one, where he's so big about climate change and I'm like, okay, but like you literally like fly by jets. I just don't understand that. I guess it's like performative, right? Yeah. They don't really feel it. Even Bill Gates, like he was confronted about it. He was like, well, I do so much so I can do it. You know, I'm like, no, the first thing is like by example. I guess that's what Hassan got canceled for, not to bring it back up again.
up again the private jet situation but our least favorite out of the fear and podcast that's why he never talks about you i keep bringing something up for 2018 i can't forget but i feel like didn't he address it someone kept asking about the private jet and he's like i don't even know like he was like like i was high on shrooms i didn't even know what was happening somebody offered just jump on they were flying there anyway so i love that that was your rationale of like if you got the mcdonald's cup from a garage sale you're like well
It's not even bought. They're already going to take it. Might as well just jump on. I guess there's logic to that, but it's still supporting. I'm not a fan of private jets at all. I know so many like TikTokers on YouTube. Not so many, but I would say a handful of people, like TikTokers that you would never suspect that have private jets. And you're just like, how do you have that much money? Yeah. And they do. And they just be like having private jets all over the place. And I was like, okay. It's...
It's insane to me. I only flew private ones for a job when I worked with Garth Brooks randomly. Wait. Oh, did you tell me about this? I think I told you about this before. I remember. Was it on here? Yeah, I remember. Yeah. I love Garth Brooks. He went to San Francisco from here. What did he do there? To launch his Twitter account or something. And you were like working as his social media person? For like the day, yeah. Like freelance. Yeah. Oh, I'm jealous. But that was it. He was very nice. Can we get him on the pod? Yeah.
Maybe. I would love that. I still don't know his, like, person, I guess. He's, like, the last of the good country singers. Everyone now is, like, a racist. Everyone in country music is, like, racist. Right?
right a lot of them yeah it's like a good chunk yeah and people just like tend to like not care wasn't there one that like threw like something out of a window and everyone loves morgan wallen but that's what i always hear about i'm like but like isn't he actually chaotic and problematic and like the worst way currently yes it says the n-word currently and then throws stuff off of roofs and gets drunk and then cancels his tours last minute but if a woman ever cancels
Oh my gosh. Like imagine if Ariana Grande canceled the show like an hour before. Oh yeah. People would be like canceling her. They did with Chapel Row and she canceled two shows. Oh yeah. True. And I was like how dare she. Who does she think she is? This lady's out of control. And it's like okay. She hates her fans. Yeah. Okay. That is so true. But meanwhile Morgan Wallen just getting pissed drunk and being like we love you. Cancel everything. Like oh my god. The double standard of it all. I hate it.
Did he apologize? For the N-word, he did. But he continued to use it. Does it count if you continue? I don't know if he got caught. I mean, at least caught. Because the other one was leaked, but whatever. But whatever. Yeah, that's another thing. I don't know. I feel like when it's so current and you're old enough to know that you shouldn't be saying it.
then and you say it right then it's like how do i believe that you're not secret you know what i mean yeah i know he definitely is in my yeah in my opinion no we have no evidence but i know man his people are just wild yeah because it was like the it's like the apology that people are mad at you so you apologize you know right and then it's like does it count yeah it's giving dave girl announcing his fourth baby outside of the baby yeah why do you think he did that
Was it like a random Tuesday night too? It was like so like out of nowhere. Maybe someone was going to come out with it so he got ahead of it. That's what I always think when it comes out at weird timing. It's like maybe someone was like, oh, I'm going to like come out and tell everyone that you have this baby. Who's blackmailing Dave Grohl? I know. Who cares? Like really? I was like, okay. Weird. Anyways, he's crusty. Right? Yeah.
way he said it too it was just like out of marriage I'm gonna be a great father love my wife I'm like no you don't embarrass her yeah and I don't believe it's an isolated incident that's why I always said I think every famous person cheats and I think everyone can agree now because Dave Grohl's been married for 23 years and everyone's like oh my god not Dave Grohl but it's like I really think like every everyone I don't care how ugly they are like if you're famous you're gonna cheat I really believe it and people are like no not all not all rock stars I'm like yeah I kind of believe every rock star Adam Levine
Oh, yeah. Was that real? Remember that Sumner? Were we doing the podcast at the time? I don't think. No. No, we weren't. It was way before. That was wild. It was all over TikTok. And that one girl was like, was that real? Yeah. It was like, what? Damn, your body is amazing or something like that. Oh, okay. Yeah. All the DMs came out. Right. But they never actually met. He just was like sexting. I think so. Yeah.
Stupid. That was crazy. I don't know what it means. It gives me the ick though. But it's crazy. When I see that, I'm just like, people are so dumb. They're so stupid. But maybe Dave Grohl is like so old, he doesn't think it's going to get out. He doesn't know what social media is. He's just like in the retirement home. He's just like, I don't know. He was, I don't know, again, Taylor's controversial, but he was so nasty about Taylor Swift, like out of pocket. Oh, what? And there's like- What'd he say?
He – saying that she doesn't play – she was making fun of her AeroStore basically. It was like – because they were playing both in the same – I think it was both in London, somewhere in the UK, whatever. It's like, yeah, the AeroStore, but we play our own instruments here for two hours. Unlike Taylor Swift at the AeroStore. He was so nasty about her. Oh my gosh. Yeah, like out of nowhere. Ew. I'm glad he's getting canceled. What a stupid thing to say. Well, he's stupid. He's just dumb in general. Oh my god. There's like a whole like –
Again, like, there's, like, fair criticism for Taylor, but that was just so, like, out of, it was just not true. I was more like an old man, like, coming for this, like, young girl, and that's, like, selling out, like, for three years straight. Like, you're such a weirdo. Yeah, literally the number one tour in the history, actually, so. How about keep it in your pants? Let's focus on that, okay? I know it's hard at your old age, but let's, like, learn how to use a condom. Like, so crazy. It's, like, very, there's a whole theory about, like, Tay Voodoo, because every time someone, like, out of pocket comes out against Taylor, like, they end up.
falling themselves like Kanye West you know like Scooter Braun like everyone left Scooter Braun after the Taylor thing they all kind of
and them cancel themselves as my one of my favorite singers once said karma's a you should have known better that should have been taylor's song right yeah doesn't she have a karma song karma is my boyfriend karma is more fierce than karma is my boyfriend i'll give it to taylor should cover jojo song the dami lavato documentary hasn't come out yet i think it's next oh the child star thing yeah i want to see jojo's episode or i guess it's all it's all together i don't know if you want to come on the podcast
We're banned from JoJo Siwa now, but... Are we? You think the time has passed? Oh, a month? Yeah. I'm sure she did it for the clicks and the views. It's just a key. I won't ask about Colleen if you want to come on. I can say we won't talk about that if that's what you want. Everything else I need to talk about, I need to know. Because I don't give a... I want to know about you, you know? That'd be great. I would love her on.
Seriously, I bet she has a... I do want to hear her story, like, what she has to say. Or do you think she'll be like, I loved my life as a child star. This is who, what made me, like... I don't know. That's why I'm so curious about, like... Yeah. Because Demi has made it so clear that, like, even if she has a child, like, she wouldn't want them to be, like, in the industry because she has so much trauma from it. And, like, Alison Stoner also has talked about, like, her trauma for... Or their trauma for...
Being a child star. Like everyone else has – maybe not. I don't know if Raven has said that much maybe. I don't know. But like – She doesn't really talk like in depth about it. So I don't know if JoJo's would be like relatable to them or if she – I don't know. I'm interested to see what she would say. She's the only one that's like, I love it. Love it. All my kids, Freddy, Eddie, Teddy, they're all going to be stars. Amazing.
Maybe, I mean, there's some people, I think like Brenda Song, she talked recently about like how she had great parents and she loved like growing up and how hers was very different than Macaulay's. So I feel like there might be some, like maybe like Hilary Duff seems to be well-adjusted. Yeah, or even like Miranda Cosgrove, like the difference between like Miranda and like Jeanette. It's like, it's so, I guess it just-
Like family plays a big role. There's so many other factors that like – Technically Ariana Grande too, right? Yeah, true. Yeah. Like her mom is like very much involved with like her career since she was like – even like before Victoria. So I think family is such a big part of like what makes or breaks like that kind of child star situation. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. I can't wait to watch it. It comes out this week. I think so. Yeah. I love it.
um i think i think she demi made a new song for it too i love i actually love demi i feel like she has been the butt of too many jokes but she's so talented and like i i never said that like usually talented people don't get like the like the butt of the jokes because usually when you're talented it's like okay but they're like a phenomenal singer it's usually people who like you know are just whatever like mess the jojo or something you know but it's like demi's so good so i've always talked with me
People make fun of her. Yeah. Because, I mean, she's so successful. She's a great singer. Good actress as well. Probably because she gives interviews. That's why Sabrina doesn't do it. Like, I feel like when you give people something to make fun of, like the bro-yo. That's true. You know? And maybe, like, Sabrina has these thoughts too, but we'll never know because she doesn't do interviews. You're so right. Was it Demi who tweeted something about, like, I can't remember if it was Demi...
Oh, yeah. Demi tweeted something about like she was mad about like something on a plane. She's like, I'm going to blow this up. And then she's like, oh, my God, that was the wrong twist of words. I'm so sorry. Instead of deleting, she just did like a little add, edit, that should be it. She did a follow up tweet. I love her. I do love her. I think there's something fun about someone who just like. Yeah. Like speaks like so like. I'm very used to it. Yeah.
I ain't going to apologize later. You know, I'm just going to give it to you real. It's just like refreshing because people are so polished. Like Beyonce like this, you know, like I just feel like it's nice to have someone that's a little bit of a hot mess. I feel like everyone is a hot mess. Like some people just like Brittany too. Like she's like posting these Instagram stories and probably a lot of people have the thought like why is she making out with an alien? But Brittany's real and she says it. She's like, I was kind of confused about that. And I was like, me too Brittany because what? But yeah.
As we all were. She's saying what we're all saying. Even you said that. Like, I don't know why I was an alien, you know? It doesn't really go with, like, the story. No. Or, like, the music video or anything. It was just a creative choice. Yeah. And Brittany said what we all feel. Like, definitely me too.
You know, and I like I like people like that. And I think we're losing that breed of people. I know. And like, that's what makes like entertainment and pop culture fun. You know what I mean? Like everyone being so like PR savvy. That's why I think Chapo is so fierce because like, she just goes for I don't know, like, not me.
I'm sure if she asked her brother sister, they would have been like, don't do that. But she didn't. She just went for it. No, she's like, I'm doing this. It doesn't count. I love that too. And I love like even though people have been giving her like backlash, she still like is being herself and going for it. And I'm just like people just can't handle someone like when they're real. It's like as she should. Setting boundaries, everyone should do. But people are so scared because of this. Like I don't know. People just don't like to see someone like take charge of themselves. Yeah. And have like say over the careers and the like bodies.
I don't know. Or her being like, I've been here for 10 years. Everyone's like, oh my God, who does she think she is? Like, no, but she has. Like, she's literally been like busting her butt. It's like, now, now you're just, that's how I'm going to feel when I'm 40. And I'm going to be like, I've been here. Like, why is this just happening now? What? I should have 20 of these. That's going to be me. Because absolutely. As she should. It's like, yeah.
That's my favorite part about Nick Acato when he called everyone ants. Like, he's like, y'all have been ants. Racked the ants. There it is. He sees us as all the ants going to the waffle. Always two steps ahead. Yeah. He's slayed. He's slayed. Nick Acato, I would love you on. JoJo Siwa, I would love you on. And Ariana Grande, I would love you on. Podcast.
Who do you want on? Go ahead. Oh my God. Who am I like? I have to re like figure out like my dream guest. Not Hassan. We don't want you. Not Hassan. Cutie and Austin. And then he's going to have such FOMO because it's going to be Cutie and Austin and we're going to have such a fun time. I love that. And Hassan's going to be so jealous. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Never you Hassan. Well not never. Not never. Definitely not Jonathan Bailey. I'll take everyone in Wicked but him. The whole cast can come.
Cat's eye. Maybe all six of them? Oh, cat's eye. Yeah. We have to figure that out. Oh my, there's so many of them. I will maybe, I don't know, do them all individually. We have to figure that out. Yeah, I don't think I'll fit on that pink chair, maybe. They're all a step on me. We have a big pink couch upstairs. We just have to build a bigger set. Maybe we could build it in there. Maybe tonight I won the lottery. I could build a bigger set.
I would build a bigger set if I won the lottery and then I would also feed the kids bolognese. While they're watching Just Trish. What was the other thing I was going to feed them? Remember, I was like, oh, this is the other thing we should feed them. There was something recently. Or was it just the bolognese? Remember? You said Buca di Peppo for a while. Yeah, definitely. You were going to buy Buca di Peppo. Hopefully they're still around. But yeah, I would love to. The CD. I think you started with
Like pasta, but then we said bolognese so they get some meat too. Yeah, but there was something else I was going to feed them. I can't remember. I guess it's like with the bolognese, but there was something else. Maybe it was a dessert, like a cookie or something. I know. Dang, I wish I could remember, but we'll get there when we cross that bridge. Garlic bread. They can come to the gays and garlic bread. We feed the children and the gays.
But the garlic bread will happen. And yeah. The bolognese could happen too. I just don't know how to do it. So if there is an organization that could help me, I would just do it now. I just don't know how to get there. Get that much bolognese. Yeah. That all they could do is just how do you get it to the people. Oh, to the people. Yeah. Yeah. Drop little care packages. Something. I'll give it to them personally too. I don't know. I don't know the logistics, but we'll figure it out. We'll get there. Yes.
So those are our dream guests we're inviting on. Yeah. Manifesting. Manifesting. I think it works. Maybe. I didn't even tell you about this. I do have a good tease. Oh, what is it? James Charles reached out to me. I'm scared. I'm scared. Oh my God. Did he respond? Yeah. No. Oscar. Oscar.
One thing about Oscar is he's going to respond to a DM. I know it's about you. Most of the time, no. I feel like you do. I'm like, did you? You're like, oh yeah, I did. I was very much like, never message. Don't look. Don't even open it. Oh my God. Are you going to reveal on Patreon? Sure. Wasn't. No, I'll say it was really juicy to really get the. Did he ask you out on a date?
Oh no, you're taken. He knows you're taken. Not that Dave Charles would do that. Yeah, I'm not really his type either. Maybe. You look very young today. You do. You look very much. You could be Harry Potter. Just not Harry. No comment. Oh my god, that is so funny. I'm excited for that. I wish I had something juicy. What do I have? Do I have anything juicy? I have a little bit of...
I could probably share that. The little bit of my Tana. Tana talked about something recently on Cancel that I have like a connection to. Oh, yay. That I was like, oh, good thing that I didn't do that. Like maybe I can say that, right? I could probably say like a little bit of what it was or not. Maybe not. I'm scared. Maybe I shouldn't. Well, now I want to know. Subscribe to Patreon. You'll find out. Keep it behind a paywall. I wish you could really lock it, like encrypt it where no one could even like screen record. Like if they had a phone, it would just be blank, you know? Oh, yeah.
It's so annoying. Okay. Well, anyways, we're going to spill all the tea on Patreon. Go to patreon.com slash just Trish. We do bonus videos. What is that? A secret letter. We'll read one. What is that? A handwritten letter by like a child. What is that? Nothing like children write letters.
Who is it? Who wrote it? It's from a fan of the show. We'll read it on Patreon. Oh. Wait. Did you read it? Should we? Maybe it's personal. I read it. Yeah. It's for us. Where did they come from? How did it get here? In the mail. Oh, no. Well, let's not encourage that, but okay. All right. We all have juicy topics coming. Go to patreon.com slash justtrish.com.
This is a fun little regroup. No drama. Nothing crazy happening. Nothing crazy. Yeah. I feel like you kind of missed the drama, the two weeks, which is probably good. Probably good. Yeah. Again, I was very much that girl from TikTok just kicking her feet. On the swing. Yeah, on the swing. That's going to be me one day. I don't know. I feel like I wouldn't miss out. I always feel like I'm missing out. Even if I'm gone for like a day, I feel like I'm missing out. But maybe I'll do that. Do a podcast from Hawaii.
I love you guys and we'll see you on Wednesday for another hot, hot topics because I feel like there's some juiciness coming out soon. You think? Yeah, I feel it. It's on the horizon. I know. Oh no, I don't. But I like to manifest it because I know Patricia was right on Monday. She knew. I know. Alright, love you guys. That's it. Bye.
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