We're Toxic and Going Away
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Welcome back to- Wow. What? It's been a minute.

It's been a week, y'all. Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom. For them, it has... I guess for them, it has literally been a week. Yeah. But it's been like 10 days for us. We haven't seen each other in 10 days. I'm serious. I guess in my head, it's not too crazy because I literally was like disappearing for a month at a time for like...

Ever. Yeah. Yeah. I miss those times. I miss running away. I want to run away again. I miss when people would miss me. Now you guys have me all the time and you don't care about me. You don't like... No, that's how I fucking feel. I go away for 10 days. I go through the worst experiences of my life. Oh, my years. My hometown...

Literally developed a hemorrhagic form of COVID. It made you bleed from your eyes and your asshole. It was so gnarly. It was the scariest thing in my life. And they put us on lockdown. And they put a dome, a dome, a glass dome over my whole town. Wait, they gave everyone dome? Yeah, they gave everybody head. And that's how we got rid of it. No, they put a glass dome over Grand Bay and there were rumors of nukes. So I had to sneak out at night with my family. And that's how I'm here. So you should be. And my fucking teeth were stolen. Yeah.

Should I go into that a little bit? I don't know. Drew's been saying that the dentist gave him radiation therapy. The dentist just randomly gave me chemo and radiation. It was fucked up. I was literally bleeding. And they took my teeth. I didn't have teeth for a week. But you do have your teeth now. So how did you get them back? Black Market. I stole them. They look exactly like your old one. Thank you. Was that hard? I killed a symbolist.

Oh, wow. That's impressive. Just don't tell them, though. Well, our mics could probably pick that up. Sorry, there's a copter. There's a copter. Can you hear that, Kai? Kai, are you picking up that copter outside? Uh, yeah. There's a helicopter circling right now. We're probably going to be arrested in the next few minutes. Tax evasion. Tax fraud. Did anything else happen? Did anything that actually happened happen that you want to talk about? Oh, so now you're telling me that my experiences aren't valid.

Is that what you're telling me now? - Wait, also, what finger do you rest your phone in?

My pinkies. Someone the other day posted something that that like is will lead to arthritis because you're like putting such a big strain on your pinkies and it can lead to your wrist getting arthritis. And it freaked me out. And also I have the ugly dents in my pinkies. So I'm going to stop using my phone. I just feel like I have like a fascinating phone. That's actually really fascinating. Yeah. So I better not see you on it like this episode. Well, I need to look at it for notes. That's different. It's for work. I thought you stopped using it though. No, because it's.

Well, because I didn't want to have to have my notebook. I didn't want people to think that I was so old-fashioned. Oh, I see. You should bust out a typewriter one day. I have one. Yeah, but in Texas, my teeth were stolen, nukes were dropped. The craziest thing is I... I can't say that one. That happened. It's just too intense. Were you just...

I'll just move on to the next thing. I think I know what you're going to say. I got sent away to prison. I did. I did. I did, y'all. And I had to... Oh, I could go in. I thought... Like, I know things that actually happened in Texas. And I was like, yeah, I guess I'd be kind of worried to bring that up. Yeah, I know. But I, like, went to prison because I, like, stood my ground. Doing what? I forgot. What did I say I went to prison for?

I don't know. You've been lying all week. I don't know how to keep up. I think I went to prison. Oh, because I had like a giant dick and it's illegal. It's illegal to have a big penis in Texas. Yeah, that is what you said. So I went to prison for having a big penis in Texas. It's this long story. I don't even want to get into it. Oh, it's a long story? Yeah. But basically I went to prison. You didn't even get my joke. No, I did. Like my penis is long. I just ignored it.

But yeah, no, I like when I got in there immediately, I was like, you know, like I need to like stand my ground and be like the man this prison needs. So immediately I went up to like the strongest gang in there and spit in their face, which was stupid because I was only in there for four days. And then I started this like underground. What's it called? Like economy with Slim Jims. So all of y'all's donations, like,

But they didn't donate. Who donated? Just all the viewers. They really stood by my side. They were there for me. Thank you for putting money on my cesspool. What is that? Commission? Commissary. Commissary. Thank you for putting money on my commissary. I was able to buy Slim Jims.

I was able to buy enough Slim Jims to start a little Slim Jim economy. And then, yeah, I traded three up for a shiv and I protected myself for four days and I'm here. I'm not kidding. Once we start getting like 100 views, I'm going to start posting videos lying like that. And just like slap myself in the face, make me look really red and beat up and be like, I just got in my house. Someone was in here and I had to fight.

No, I'm just like, it's so fun to lie because y'all's reactions are so funny. Y'all don't put up with it anymore. Like, I'm like, Drew, shut the fuck up. Oh, it's like how we I posted the picture of New York and everybody was like, are you there? And I was just like, no. Yeah. I'm just like, yeah. Literally, I posted it as well. And all my New York friends were like, are you here? And I was like, no, I'm just lying. Like, literally, like, I'm just bored. I was because I was telling my friends. I was like.

who's gonna like literally who's gonna check me like if I say I'm here and you ask to hang out I'm just gonna be like oh my god I actually leave tomorrow I'm so busy yeah I'm so busy and then I leave on Wednesday that's what I was telling some people I was like I was like oh but I'll be back on the 25th yeah I know I'm like literally I'll be back

back immediately like don't worry no that's what I was telling everybody I was like uh like I'm not here right now but I'll be here in a week I'm just posting this because everybody else is yeah I just want to make fun of people stop posting I'm like stop posting this guy when I do the same thing but I don't I don't post this guy like that anymore I've just evolved past posting this guy like I've seen it enough times um

But yeah, that's Drew's update of how it was for him in Texas. There are some real things, but I'll let you talk for a little bit because I've been talking for the last My shit is nothing. I literally have just been like, imagine me like getting up in the morning and like

I get up, I put on, especially because Josh wasn't here, so I had the house to myself for a while. I would get up and put on boxers and put on my Uggs and walk around, hobble around the house shirtless in Uggs and boxers because it was getting so cold in the house that my feet were in pain. That was my feet this morning. Yeah, I have to wear my Uggs in the house. So I would just hobble around in my Uggs for a while, boil some eggs, eat boiled eggs.

I can't. Then go sit at my computer and edit. I cannot with the eggs.

I just sat at my computer editing and eating eggs all week. And then every now and then I would get invited out for a drink and I would go drink and then like chain smoke a pack of cigarettes and then be like, wake up the next morning with like three extra pimples and be like, what the fuck? Why am I breaking out again? And then I would do it like two days later. The severe amount of eggs consumed in this last week in this house is actually concerning. Maybe three dozen. Yeah. I can't believe that. And right before I left...

And it was like, I, cause I said, I was like, dude, I am just over eggs. I like can't do eggs. And he was like, you know what? Like, I think I'm over eggs as well. And I was like, fucking finally, like, no, you just, you know what? The beauty about eggs is they come in all different forms. It's like, if I were to stand up and be like,

I was going to make a joke. It's like if I stood up and was like, I'm over women. Like, I just don't find them attractive anymore. But there's just so many women. I was trying to make a joke about like,

They come in all shapes and sizes of beauty and you can have them and you could cook them in any way you like. So you fetishize certain... No, that's the beauty about it is I... Yes, I do hyperfixate on one kind of woman, but then I get really disgusted and fucking tired of it and I think it's gross and it's the nastiest thing ever. Oh my God. And I move on to the next category. Oh my God. And that's how I treat people.

That's actually really brave that you would admit that. Thank you. No, I actually don't. Please don't spread that rumor. No, she does. No, she doesn't. But yeah, like eggs, you could just have so many ways. I'm over running eggs. They're like potatoes. They're like potatoes. They're so versatile. People who eat sweet potato fries do it for attention. Sorry I stole that joke, but it's true. That's not my joke. I used to only eat sweet potato fries. I don't even think it's like for a health reason. I was just like, oh, sweet potato fries are so good. Now if...

I got sweet potato fries, put my face up, throw up on them. No, absolutely. Like, I don't get it. Never will. They're like candy. Like, just eat a fucking regular potato. I'm sorry. It makes no sense. It makes no sense to me. Sweet potato is really fucking good, dude. Some sweet potato and like a sweet green salad or just a salad in general, like a sweet potato. No, I'm down for sweet potatoes, yams, all that. But like sweet potato fries, like if you have the option to not get sweet potato fries, why are you getting sweet potato fries? If you are

buy if you're purchasing sweet potato fries knowing damn well the only condiment is ketchup you are going to prison who the fuck is dipping sweet potato fries in fucking ketchup i'm gonna shoot you no i'm gonna shoot you in the feet and push you over and stab you in the fucking lungs and step on you like i'm no yeah she's gonna that's a joke i'm reusing i made a tiktok saying that i woke up the next morning and it got taken down and i was banned from posting

Because people kept fucking tagging me on that nasty smiley piercing video, which is offensive. Actually, I'm going to get into that. I'm going to get into that. Yeah, get into it.

fucking tag me in that nasty breath those fucking disgusting ass people who don't take care of their piercings if my piercing started to look funky and made my breath smell like shit i would take it out simple as that because what's more important having a stupid fucking piece of metal in my mouth or being sexy hot and pretty and actually caring about myself like most sexy hot pretty people do exactly i'm not fucking dirty don't fucking tag me in that shit it actually pissed me off and i just hate seeing like bitch brush your fucking teeth brush your fucking teeth because they had plaques

black building that's what i'm saying to you like your piercing is like gross looking now you're so annoying um your gums are turning black oh i was like that person has like that the black gums are not from that smiley piercing because she never even touched on it i was like that's either someone's birthmark or they have like a separate issue yeah or

Probably if you don't take care of your teeth. Poor dental hygiene. But yeah, I was just like, that's a different problem. But like also their shit being infected and they were like, why didn't you take it out? Why did you not take it out? Like, what did you think was going to happen? But yeah, basically I told people stop fucking...

tagging me in it because the next person who tagged me in it i was gonna contact tiktok find their address through tiktok corporation go to their house stab them in the chest shoot them in the feet push them over and step on oh my god and that was from top of the dome nice i don't write shit because i ain't got time i use a tablet of my mind

Little Wayne? He did not say tablet of my mind. I don't know. I don't know lyrics. He probably did though. Alright shit. Tablet of my mind. No he did not say that. Wait what song is that from? A Millie. A Millie in here. A Millie in there. No he did not say tablet in that. Because that song is like old enough that like tablets weren't like common. No I think he meant like ancient tablet. Tablet.

You know, he meant his Kindle. Yeah, his Amazon Kindle. Amazonian. That's what they should call the workers. Amazonians. Oh, yeah. Amazonian goddesses. No, but since we were talking about teeth, I might as well actually talk about my teeth. So I went to the dentist in Texas and I had some, I had a toothache, which like,

I haven't gone to the dentist in probably like five or six years, which like already... As it should be. Already for me is like a red flag because like I just have like...

I just have like so many teeth problems from a kid. Like I just have like really acidic breath or something. I don't fucking know. My enamel is all melted off from a kid, but I like, from a kid, from being a kid. Um, so I went and sat down in the dentist chair or whatever. And I was sitting there and she like opened my mouth and like, without even like looking at my teeth, she was, she like opened my mouth, looked inside for like maybe two seconds and then pulled out her like, uh,

and she was like, do you drink a lot of energy drinks? And I was like, why do you ask? And she was like, because it looks like you drink a lot of energy drinks. And I was like, I mean, my entire personality online for two years was literally Red Bull. It was literally me drinking Red Bull. And she was like,

She was like, huh, that's weird because your teeth are, like, destroyed from those energy drinks. And I was like, oh, my fucking God. So, like, the only reason I had to pay $4,200. $4,262. But what did they do for all that? They filled three cavities. And then I had a root canal because one of my teeth...

Was so fucking disgusting that it reached one of my roots and my thing and they had to go in there and scrape all that shit out. Root canals are like an older person problem. You should not have a root canal. That's what I'm saying. My teeth were destroyed from Red Bull. So like stop drinking Red Bull. Stop drinking acidic drinks in general. But I told her I was like I did for like

three years, but then I haven't for like the last year because they made my heart hurt. They like fucked up my heart. And she was like, huh, well, the damage already been done. And so she was like, basically like you're going to be dealing with this for the rest of your life. Dude, that's gnarly. I wonder, I probably have that then too, because I was...

No, but I haven't been drinking Red Bull kind of since I moved to LA. And right before I came to LA, I think that year was like my last time at the dentist. I got like three cavity. I also got like three or four cavity filled. Yeah. I had a lot of cavities. Are cavities from sugar? What is that like?

I don't even care. I have completely neglected that side of the world because it's really a sore subject for me. It's literally so expensive. Literally not even that, but when I was a kid, me and Madeline, my twin sister Madeline, we would go in together and get our teeth looked at.

And they had this wall of, like, kids who had, like, came in and had zero cavities. And, like, there was, like, a bunch of kids on there. And every time, I would have, like, one or two cavities. And Madeline wouldn't have any. And I was, like, brushing the fuck out of my teeth until they bled. Which was probably not good. No, it's because...

I found out why and they told me they were like, oh, like it's literally not his fault. He has good like dental hygiene, like his gums, he's flossing, all this shit. But it's because I have like acid reflux. And when I'm asleep, it like without me even realizing like bubbles up. And then that acid like melted my enamel off when I was a kid. So now I have just fucking no enamel teeth that like...

causes me to have cavities regularly and i'm a dentist dream because they just get to milk me of all my money always i feel like i have um probably like i have a i have a cavity that got filled and i know the uh the teeth that get filled they stain quicker because like obviously it's not like your regular teeth so i have a tooth that's in the back of my mouth that like it looks like the worst cavity ever it's like so gross but like i don't care like i'm not going to the dentist like if someone wants to pay for me to go to the

sure i'll like run in there i don't care but am i going to allocate the funds for myself fuck no bitch unless my shit is falling out or it hurts nothing hurts yeah my teeth are moving i think because maybe my wisdom teeth are coming in but i don't give a fuck i'll wait till that shit's infected and like rotting over like i literally don't care that's the reason why i went was because i was like okay like i've heard so many horror stories of people just like waiting too long to get their teeth fixed and then having to spend hundreds

thousands and thousands of dollars. Like I'm just going to go in, get these cavities filled, like, and then call it that and spend maybe a thousand dollars total. But I just waited too long and I had to spend 4,000, 262 fucking dollars. I'm going to go somewhere in like Miami where like the dentist is in like a plaza next to a little Caesar. So I can like pay really cheap. That's what literally what I'm going to do. They're going to give you porcelain veneers. Good. They're going to like take bone fragments from dog bones. Yeah.

in the back and carve teeth out of them and stick them in. They're going to give you wooden teeth. Good. But just another thing that I used to do at the dentist when I was younger was I used to like, after a while, I got used to like getting cavities filled and I knew like what this mask they put on my face was. I didn't know what it was, but I knew it made me feel good. But when I was a kid, I was getting like

insane amount twice a year an insane amount of laughing gas put into my body like nitrous oxide people do whippets of it now well when I was a kid they would put it on me and I would get fucked up like absolutely loaded like seeing God moments like looking up at the paintings on the ceiling and like the bright lights like buzzing my vision and like having auditory hallucinations like all this shit as like a child like it was like literally mind

mind blowing like I would look over at this painting and like have like hallucinations of the people in it like moving and shit like which is crazy to think about if you've like done nitrous oxide like as an adult like that shit kind of doesn't really happen but as a kid like I was getting an insane amount pumped into me which I don't know if I should have been but I caught on I realized when I got cavities I would get the nitrous oxide so then for like three years of my life I was like

very sparingly, just like, shittily, like, brushing my teeth just to get the stank out of my mouth, and that was it. But I was actually, like, cognitively getting cavities on purpose to get fucking high from laughing gas. Well, I never went to the doctor growing up and never went to the dentist, so I didn't have any experience with any drugs. I got Vicks put on my chest, slapped on there, and I got my ass sent to my room. Someone needs to, like, investigate the nitrous oxide to...

drug experiment or pipeline like there has to be a connection there because like maybe weed isn't the uh gateway drug maybe nitrous oxide from the dentist is and no one wants to have that conversation fully i feel like most people who end up like experimenting or people who like have like intense surgeries and shit at a young age and they're like all right here's your opioids this morphine felt kind of good me in like seventh grade after my new surgery i was like

I was like, wait. Wait a damn minute. Run that back. I don't have the raw dog life. I can just take this perk 30 and ruin my life. Perk 30, I believe there. Fentanyl. Fentanyl. But yeah, I didn't go to the dentist until like high school.

Because my teeth were fucked up actually eighth grade was like one of my first memories of actually going to the dentist was I remember I had to get like fucking five cavities filled in eighth grade before I got my braces and I got them filled and then I got braces because I don't even know if I want to insert a picture of what my teeth looked like before. She had the ankle biters. No, the dogs are out.

I used to tell people, I like, the way I describe it is my teeth were literally playing soccer. Like they were like all like shuffling around each other trying to pick a ball. Yeah. And my teeth are actually, I don't think they've moved that much, but. They really haven't. I think I just now realized that they have moved since I was like younger. Cause I was even like.

I was looking at a video from a few months ago, and when I backed my head up to laugh, I could see that my teeth were moving. And for some reason, now it's becoming a really big insecurity of mine. Like, yeah, now I'm starting to get really insecure about my teeth. And I think they have moved a little more in the past year, so that's why I'm noticing them more now. But I'm really insecure about my teeth. You have beautiful teeth. Thanks, babes. My beautiful cavity-ridden teeth. But I don't have any tooth pain, so I don't think I have a root canal or anything. Oh, they can be in there without...

I don't think I need a root canal or anything. No, probably not. You know. Yeah, I have like zero pains in my teeth. The only time where like there was like two weeks where like the back of my jaw was like really hurting, like this dull, weird pain. And then I was like, I'm assuming that's my wisdom teeth like starting to grow out, but it's not hurting. Let me explore in there. You want to explore my mouth? Yeah. Okay. I'll shrink you down and throw you in there.

And toss you back. I'm sure a lot of y'all have noticed we don't have many ads anymore. And you're probably thinking, wow, oh my God, I feel so bad for them. They deserve ads. But we're doing our job. You're not doing your job. You need to fucking subscribe and engage with me or I will never do my job again. I like, I can't believe I miss reading ads. I like, I miss the taste.

Oh, actually, that's one of my toxic traits. If we want to just get into it. Yeah. Is that I just don't believe in going to the doctor. I don't fucking care. Like, I genuinely don't care. Like...

like the second like a manager or someone wants to be like here and you're like, next time you're getting paid for something, we're going to allocate the funds and like keep them. Actually, no, I'd be like, give me that shit. Don't fucking play with me. Like you're not my mom. Like stop playing with me. So literally nothing could make me go to the doctor unless my mommy or daddy like brought me there and like they went to go pay. And then I was like, stop. Like you like, I guess I'll pay. I feel that there were six months recently, very recently that I was like,

heavily convinced that like doctors were just lying to everybody and and like I could fix all my problems myself with my fucking weird holistic chemicals which like there is some validity to that I do I'm like I'm like cavemen didn't have perk 30s but also they lived to like 13 years old and like they were grown adults when they were 13 um and now we live to like 100 but there is some validity to like my stack or whatever that I take now but I'm like

I don't, I like going to the doctor. I, I'll say I like going to the hospital. I like going to the doctor. I love the attention. I love it. I don't, it literally gives me so much anxiety. Cause I'm like, I don't like, no, I don't care. Like I, I literally, I can't stress enough. I don't fucking care. Like, but I care and I want you to be well, I don't care. You know, what you need to do is go get your fucking stomach looked at because it's ridiculous.

It's been too long. What? So they could tell me I have IBS and be like, all right, here's your card so you can shit wherever you want. And then like, I don't even know if there's a cure for IBS or something. It makes life easier. I think you just have to point like a blow dryer at your stomach or something. I think also they might tell me what I can and can't eat, but I don't want that shit either because I want to eat whatever the fuck I want. They did that to me when I had my shit looked at.

They were like, you can't eat this, this, and this. And I legitimately threw the paper out the same day. I was like, I refuse to, like, follow a diet. Like, I'm not eating, like, fucking seeds. I'm sorry. Like, yeah, I just don't believe in it. Like, I don't care. If something's going to happen, like...

it's gonna happen like like that's one of my toxic tricks i just don't believe in it i don't care about the fucking dentist unless my teeth started like fucking hurting and like falling out and like i was swallowing them in my sleep then i would like start going to the dentist and be like give me a fake one or i would just hit someone up on ig and be like give me veneers like come on we we have progressed past needing dentists but just can get veneers actually i would never get veneers though i think veneers were the worst thing done to humankind and i think it's so mean i think there

There's natural veneers that are done naturally that I'm like, oh, those look really good. I'm thinking of ones that now fucking people who do Botox are also like, come also, we'll do your teeth. We'll touch your teeth too. Doing one. I'm like, you shouldn't be getting your teeth done by someone off IG. You should be going to...

Well, one of my toxic traits, and this is a very real one, and Kai witnessed it today, partially, but not letting Inya or Josh clean the house because I have a very particular way of cleaning, and then getting mad at Inya and Josh for not cleaning up the house. Yeah.

The thing is, I think I keep the space clean. I definitely didn't pick up before you got here. And I remember before I went and got you from the airport, I had made a comment on there. I was like, Drew's going to be so annoyed by the way I have the house right now. I genuinely didn't. I wasn't annoyed at all. Oh, I just...

have like a way my little way of doing things I'm like I put the dishes away before I do the other dishes yeah and like it drives me insane like Inya like does her dishes which is like awesome because like having her I think like having a roommate that does their dishes is like rare I don't fucking know I think I don't know but Inya does her dishes Josh does not has never touched the spark in his life he has not touched the dishes once in his fucking life but Inya does her dishes but she doesn't put them away and that drives me

Absolutely. I do sometimes. But then when she does put them away, she does it wrong. And I'm like, oh my God. So then I go in there and reorganize it. I don't put them away.

put them away anymore because I would throw all the cups in there because I don't care how they look in there. I'm going to take them anyway. But Drew has all of it so particular that I'm like, I'm not about to sit here and waste my time. And also you don't like them put in there wet. And in my head, I'm like, if I'm here, I need to do it all at the same time. It's a whole fucking thing. And I'm like, I don't like, no, I can't. But see, that's like, that's toxic. Like on my part, like you should be able to put the dishes away. But then also like,

Yeah, there's just other little things that like... Like the farts. Yeah, I wake up early in the morning and I just like do my little cleaning, my tasks, and I am so angry while doing them. I'm like, why can't you just fucking wipe the ketchup off the fucking glass countertop? And it's mainly Josh's doing in there. But that...

Our little ottoman thing in there. What is that? The table. The coffee table. The coffee table is fucking rancid. Like every day I go in there and it's because we all eat our food on there and just like. I don't. Yeah, you don't. But like me and Josh do and I clean up after myself. No, but Josh leaves his whole set. You know, I started doing this thing which is so annoying, but Josh will be eating.

there and he'll spill something on there and I'll go grab the spray bottle and spray it and clean it while he's eating so he knows and I just know and we have this like vinegar spray and I know it stinks like shit and I know some of it gets on his food and I do it on purpose because I'm like okay like if you want to eat here you're gonna have to pick up after yourself but if you're not gonna pick up after yourself I'm gonna spray your food with Windex and you're gonna eat Windex

You're going to get ammonia poisoning. Kidneys are going to melt. But you're going to learn your lesson. Yeah, you do have your own ways. I'm curious to see what your own apartment is going to look like.

I'm gonna let it go. It's gonna be terrible. It's gonna be just disgusting. I doubt it though because when I'm here alone, I feel like I tend to clean more when I'm alone in the house because I'm like, like it feels like tending to my space. It's kind of like how I always like am cleaning my room in a way. I clean my room every day and it's always dirty to me in my head. Like people go in there and they're like, it's not dirty in here. But I'm like, dude, it's,

It's so disgusting. I haven't swept today. I'm sorry. I haven't... Azul makes so much fucking fur and dust. It's actually ridiculous. You know what it is? It's our events. And we have black mold...

Should I text the landlord right now? Yeah. Literally, you're getting a live update of us communicating with our landlord. Our vents are rancid. Like, absolutely the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I actually don't even know if that's someone else's. No, because it's more than just that. It's that.

No, I think we have to clean that. No, that is our duty to do, but I just need to know where to get those like vent covers because it's such a random size though. Like it's like we'd have to like cut to size or something. I don't know. But that's why I think we have mold poisoning, which is another toxic trait of mine.

I think we have mold poisoning. I think our house is full of black mold and we're all just like in it. And that's why we're like sad. I sent Inia a screenshot of like all the symptoms and one of them is like depressive. I was this depressed in the house where we apparently didn't have. But I wasn't. What happened in between there and here? A lot happened. Life happens. But yeah, that's a toxic trait I have is I'm like fully convinced that there's toxic mold everywhere.

Um, in our couch specifically. Our couch is just gross. A lot of the furniture in our house is just like gross, but it's like, why, why replace it when at some, like eventually I feel like saying this, people are going to be like, no, like eventually we obviously all want our own spaces. And I'm like, not about to throw down like each of us throwing down like one to two K on a nice couch. Yeah. When, what the fuck are we going to do? Split up the cushions. Like it's not worth it. I don't want to buy.

That piece off of someone. Yeah. So we just have to leave it. But yeah, the couch is gross. Our couch is disgusting. It radiates humidity and heat and it stinks. Now there's piss on it. I think Azul pissed on the couch because it smells bad. Well, Azul pissed on the couch. She missed you. I know.

I know. She probably peed while she was like scared of other people in the house when she like does that thing where she like hugs into the corner. Yeah. He's never pissed. Yeah. He doesn't piss everywhere though. So maybe one of the humans who sleep on a couch all the time. That's what I was thinking. I went into Enya's room and I was like, has anybody slept on the couch recently? And I was like, what? And I was like,

Because it smells like human piss on the couch because cat piss has a very distinct smell. Maybe it's just... It's like in the bathroom. There's a scent starting in the house. It's the mold. There's a scent starting in the house. I don't want people to think our house is gross. It's not gross. Kai, is our house gross? Yes. Motherfucker. Motherfucker. No, our house is not gross. Um...

It's as you would expect the house of like three like 20 year olds to be. It's like cute and it's nice but it's not like super well furnished because like bitch we don't have to say it again. We're not raking in the dough. Like come on. Like I think

like we were kind of talking about this yesterday i won't go too in depth but i think some people see like especially specifically with me like with the clothing i own and like stuff and they're like damn how does she have all that money like how can she afford that trust me i ask the same thing like i i the thing is like i i spend past what i need to be spending and that's as far as i will get on my finances yeah um publicly but um

Yeah. Maybe if we had good money like that, we'd be living in a house and not an apartment where we... Not an apartment with a concrete backyard. With a concrete backyard and my room is the living room. It's actually a two-bedroom apartment.

But that's beside the point. My other toxic trait is I am so nosy and I've talked about this lightly before, but it is a toxic trait. Like I, if you are talking to me, I will fully stop talking. Like I will stop communicating with you if something else comes up. If like, if someone else is walking by and I hear even the slightest word that's of interest to me, I won't let you know I'm not talking to you anymore. I will just start blocking you out and listening to the other person. And then I'll have to be like, oh, sorry.

I wasn't listening. What? And like, that is a toxic trait because it's like really mean because people will just be like talking to me and it'll, it doesn't even matter what fucking conversation we're having. Like if you want to have a serious conversation with me, have it in indoors. Yeah. Have it between four walls with nothing on them and like nothing happening in that room. Cause then maybe, and even then still maybe I can fully listen. Um, no, I think I'm literally doing it right now. I didn't hear a word you said. Are you doing the thing?

You're doing the thing where you're just waiting for me to finish talking so you could... No, I was just like lost in my head. I was just like thinking of just like other shit. Like completely other shit. Me and Drew had like a catch-up talk last night for like three hours and so many moments of it. I would just be thinking of like eight million different things and trying to listen to. But yeah, that's one of my toxic traits is I like... I'm just fucking nosy. I'm too busy being Chismosa. I don't have time to talk to the people I love because I'm too busy trying to hear what shit other people are saying.

Yeah, I was thinking about camping. That's what I was thinking about. I was like, we need to go on a camping trip. I don't know how my brain got there, but I was like... Isn't it too cold to go camping comfortably now? We could go to the Raphael Swells in Utah and camp in the desert, and it wouldn't be too cold. But it would get cold at night. Oh, also... It gets cold in the desert.

Um, this is kind of like my doctor's, um, toxic trait, but it's like way worse, especially because it's fully based in like the privilege that like, as like a white person, I can do this. Um,

My tag on my car is expired three years strong now. And my car, this isn't like necessarily a privilege thing. Also, my car needs an oil change. And both of those are things I didn't get your oil change. Yeah. Both of those are things I have no plans on doing. That is not on my mind. I was like, you should get it done while I'm gone. And I was like, yeah, you fully were like, yeah, the thing is, I only took my car out

I'm not kidding, Drew. I left the house in my car maybe three times the whole time. And then I was just sitting at my computer editing and working. Actually, maybe like four times because I went to like the grocery store twice and then like righted once and then the heaven shop.

And that's what I did for like 10 days. That's the only time I left the house. And then if it wasn't like that, I was either getting in an Uber or someone was picking me up. Yes. Yeah. Hey, that's a good life though. That's kind of the life I lead. Like I just, you never get in the car. I know. I just like kind of, you hitch rides. You're a hitchhiker. I'm a hitchhiker, baby. Um,

Yeah, that's one of my toxic traits. And my dad is not going to hear this because I don't think he listens to full episodes. But I've been going back and forth with my dad about getting my dad. I've been... I never lie to my dad. But I've been lying to my dad. He knows that I'm lying. But I've been lying to him about this tag literally for the past four years that I've lived here. Like...

he's always like did you get your tag did you get your tag and i'm like yes yes oh my god and then like i was driving the car once and like had him on speaker and he heard the blink and he was like are you driving right now because we had just had a conversation about me admitting that i didn't have my tags done and then he was like are you kidding like are you actually kidding are you driving to go get it done and it was like it was such a rhetorical question because for him it was 9 p.m and for me it was 6 p.m i was like no i'm going to

Like I'm going to meet my friends. And he's like, you can't do that.

that. He was like, how far are you from the house? Go take the car back to the house and Uber there. And I was like, I'm already five minutes away from where I'm going. Like, I can't do that. Like, I'm sorry. And then when I was in Miami, I lied to him again, but he fucking, I got myself caught and I had to admit to him that I was lying. But it's all fun and games. But my dad literally was like, scaring the fuck out of me. Because at one point I had no license and my expired tax. You get pulled over, you're going to jail. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Jail. You're going to jail. My dad was like, you're going to get a fucking felony. And then that scared the fuck out of me. So I got my license because I was like, it was also really inconvenient to be like, okay, I'm going to New York. I need my fucking passport. Like,

Did you see that they're going to update that you need a new kind of ID to travel in 2023? Again. By 2023. Yeah. It's like they were offering it when we first went. Yeah. When we first went to the DMV and they were offering it. No. Now they're like, you have to get that. I already have it. By 2023. Yeah. I thought they were doing that by 2022. You have that? Yeah. You just got it. You get a star on your license. That's it. Maybe I have that. Yeah. If you got a license recently, I'm pretty sure you got a real ID. Yeah.

Well, another one of my toxic traits is thinking I can build slash make anything. That is very toxic. I feel like that's such a man-like toxic trait. No, literally, I can make anything, but I have made nothing in my life. Anytime Inya's like, I want to buy this, and I'm like, no, we can go make that. And I swear to God, I have never used a power tool once in my life. Built anything that's in the house. Anything in this house, Inya has built.

and yeah, I'm just, I don't know where I got that blind optimism from, but I genuinely believe it in the moment when I say it, like, no, like we can, I even say it about clothes. I'm like, Oh, I can make that. I've never sewed. I was going to say, you even say it about things that like, you'll say it about glassware. Like you're about to go blow glass. Oh, that vase is cute. Like I can probably like figure it out.

But maybe that's what makes me me, you know? No, that's what makes you a man. That's like one of the manliest traits about you is you being like, I'm going to make it. But I cannot stress this enough. I have never made anything ever, ever in my life. Another...

toxic trait of mine that is actually toxic is I'm always right so I have to do it for it to be done right but I will complain the whole time while doing it. Yeah. I am such a like piece of shit. Like I need to have the final say. I need to have the final say but I need to ask everyone their opinion and ignore it. It's a control thing. Yeah. I am fully a control freak. Like even up to like the podcast and stuff like I am like a fucking

a fucking freak of nature and I am a tyrant and I like need to but no it's good on projects like this where like there needs to be some control but like on other little things I'm like like just let loose like let go no I can't like I need I'm like just like I think I said it already but like you're like I don't have blind optimism like I have blind pessimism like yeah no it will all go to shit if I am not stressing over and making sure it goes right and even if I'm putting all my time and stress into it

it will 100% go wrong. - Can I say something? It all works out in the end, even if it doesn't. Do you know why?

Because that's the way it was meant to be. Exactly. And we'll also just be dead. Like, so it actually doesn't matter. Josh and me were talking about like old age and I was actually, I don't know if I could say this. This comes with a trigger warning, but it's not like, I don't want it to be like the saddest thing ever. It's just like, this goes to show how morbid I am. And I get it from my dad because when I was like 15, my dad was like talking about possibly something.

You're not letting go. I'm down to keep holding hands. It's like warm. When I was like 15, you know when your parents get to that age where they start talking about dying? My dad has...

always threatened his death to us even when he was like 33 he'd be like I'm gonna fucking keel over and have a heart attack and y'all are never gonna see me again and I'd be like oh my god my dad does this same fucking shit he's like you're gonna miss me when I'm gone like you're gonna miss this where are you going he's like I may be annoying you now but like when I'm dead you'll remember this and I mean it's working because it has not left me now you live in fear yeah but you know what I am gonna miss you when you're gone you're gonna miss me when you're gone shit he

the cup song when i was like 15 my dad literally looked we were at we were having dinner like it was not a part of conversation you're so annoying um but my dad looked at us and he was like if i'm ever old like of old age i'm like a vegetable you better fucking kill me he was like he was like don't he was like i agree with that he was like and yeah i know that's where i get my like morbid ideas of like life and death because my dad fully drilled that into me and i fully believe that shit i'm like bitch my dad was like if i can't like wipe my own ass yeah if i can't wipe

my own ass i don't want anybody i don't want anyone who isn't me touching my ass like fucking put me out like i want people touching my ass i do um but yeah he was like he was like just fucking he was like if i can't talk to you why are you holding me like what like what is happening like let me go like he was like especially if he was like it's different if i'm like young and there's an accident but if i am old he was like if i'm like 87 he's

I'm not going to get up and start doing jumping jacks, girl. Let me go. Like he was like, just call it quits. I was telling Josh that I was like, not to be morbid, but like, I don't know how you tell me if this is too morbid, but I'm like,

I don't even think it's morbid. I think it's like the toxic, like aftermath of being someone who's been just like so depressed all your life. And like, always been like, if anyone's going to take me out, it's going to be me. Like, that's like always in my head. I don't believe I'm going to die in a car crash. I don't believe like any of that shit. I don't think a murderer is going to get to me because I've said this before and let a murderer come in this house. And I know they're going to murder me. I'm going to kill myself. And now you have to go to jail for it anyways. Um,

I'm not going to die from like poison or like arson or some shit. I'm not going to die from like some crazy shit. Are you not going to? Yeah. I'm not dying of anybody's hands but my own because I'm also not dying of old age because I'll be damned if I'm still alive and I can't drive my car to go to lunch. Like, are you kidding me? Like, if I'm to the point that like one of my girls hit me up and they're like, let's have lunch. And I'm like, I have to roll over. My cataracts have me blind. Yeah.

I can't see three feet in front of me. I have to be like dragged by some like young person who hates their job and hates me to go and like have lunch. Like, bitch, kill my ass. If I can't like get on Depop, kill my ass. But yeah, no, not kill me. I'm just I'll do it myself. I'm like, I'll wash your hands clean.

thing is i'm like who's really gonna be sad if i'm like 90 and i do it to myself that's my thought yeah like i don't think anyone's gonna be like no she had so much like she lived a great life she was happy um so yeah that's one of my toxic traits is that i just i believe that it's it is my doing we should do an episode where we sit in each other's laps

I think you are like so physically like touch deprived all you've been doing. No, I had a lot of sex back in Texas. I swear. I told Kai about it. I did. I did. I'm not touch deprived. No, you're like, you're like. I've just been taking ashwagandha and it's making me super horny. I'm engorged.

Constantly engorged. Well, I don't need ashwagandha. I'm just always horny. Like, I'm literally, I'm clinically, like, horny. Like. Real shit. We need to get that diagnosed. I'm just always walking around, just, like, leaving a trail behind. Like, people are always like, did you piss yourself? And I'm like, no. Like, that's a different kind of. And then I'm back there just, like, cleaning it. Like, with my mouth.

The way you moved into that was insane. But... We're like, why aren't brains dying to sponsor? Then it's because, like, imagine that, and then we're like, we cut to, like, a different... Thank you for... Sponsoring this video. Thank you, BetterHelp, for sponsoring this. Okay.

I'm bouncing off of that and one of my last ones is being sexually attracted to people twice my age. I don't want to go into that. I just will let that happen. Just let that be, let that mean what it means for the people. And y'all can just interpret that how you will. I feel,

I don't need no fucking 23 year old who's gonna gaslight me. I'm like, alright, shut the fuck up. But that's neither here nor there. That's a big conversation. We don't have to go into that. And then my last one is thinking grizzly bears won't kill me because they are so cute and I just want to watch them play. I think that's pretty toxic. I just think I could go up to a grizzly bear and be okay. I want to watch them play. I think I could go up to a grizzly bear and

And pet it. And I wouldn't die. And I think a lot of people could do that. But I think we just have this stigma set in place. There's societal pressures telling us not to go fuck with grizzly bears. But I think there's actually, there's probably more to that than we realize. Like there's, there's probably sin to it. You know what? One of my toxic traits is, is every single day of my life,

I will wake up and look at something on my phone, like a piece of an item that I don't need. And I will say, and I will look up from my phone at someone I'm next to and be like, you know what I need? And then say the most unneeded thing ever. I'm like, you know what?

you know what I really need? It's like a good pair of boots. Like girl, you have 30 in your closet and these are $600 with a toe. And yeah, all of them are like, so like, they're like all like $300 invest in investments, quote unquote I made because I was like, no, this is like, um, like it's a collector's piece and I wore it once in the fucking soul pops off because it's like 30 years old. Yeah. I actually, I have my final toxic trait. I have to call the Schubert today for all my shoes. Actually, your cobbler.

Yeah, they call it the shoober. Now, why the fuck are they called cobblers? No one's talking about it. Because they're hobbling and cobbling. I wish I could talk about who I've been saying has been hobbling around my mind. Oh my god, that shit was actually killing me yesterday. One day, one day we'll be able to. Yeah, she has been hobbling. She's been hobbling around town. Hobbling goblin. Fuck, another talk to Detroit popped into my mind. Um...

I lost it. I lost it. I think that was it. Also, I was being like, oh, I, one of them was like probable IBS being a toxic trait because all I do is talk about my stomach pains. Oh, that's one of mine as well is like eating absolute shit, but then complaining when my stomach hurts. Yeah. Like the thing is people,

People have done a good job, have done almost too good of a job at normalizing... It's boomer mentality. Yeah, wait, but they've done too good of a job at normalizing like depression to the point that people who are just like kind of sad think they have depression. No one's done a good job of just... If you normalized complaining, then there wouldn't be this like...

overwhelming amount of people who are like, I'm depressed because they wouldn't have to put a big label on it. They could just complain willingly and freely and not be judged for complaining. I think you're talking about therapy though.

um no i i think it should be normal to complain to the therapy like to the to the public like okay that's what i'm saying we need to normalize complaining to the public because what i think the problem is a lot of people are like i'm depressed here's why but then they just go on to name like a bunch of complaints about mundane life and they're like and that's why i'm so depressed and i'm like no depression depression isn't just like you're annoyed because like

you have to like wake up early for school or whatever. Like that, that's a complaint. Like waking up sucks. Um, waking up early sucks. Um, but once, once the act of waking up is what sucks and it's not the early part, then you're talking. But yeah, if we normalize complaining, less people would be running around like being like, I'm this, this, that, and the third. Um,

It's like, no, girl, just complain. Like, do your complaining. See, people do that. And I constantly am like, we need to take away, like, the First Amendment. I said the Second Amendment, but no, we need to take away the First Amendment. That's the right to free speech now. Kai? I think that's the Second Amendment. Oh, my God. I literally don't give a shit. But whatever it is. What is the Second Amendment? That's the bare arms. Because I made a Miley Cyrus joke when she had furry arms. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's really early on my ID. Second Amendment.

Oh, yeah, that's to bear arms. The First Amendment is the freedom of speech. We need to take away freedom of speech. So from jump, someone said some out-of-pocket shit and they were like, you know, I should legally be allowed to say that. Yeah, like, y'all are big babies. Yeah, I guess I'm like, everyone should get to complain. But no, there's a difference between complaining and then like the white people who have taken the past year as an excuse to like be fucking tyrants and like...

be like fuck the police but then in turn become police in their own way i i won't i won't go to death about that and if you don't like what i said you have the freedom to suck my fucking balls um okay balls i just should i save these for the next episode or let me see let me see no i want to i want your real save it for the next episode because what are we at right now

Yeah. Save it for the next Steve, Steve. And the Patreon. And my balls. Okay. That's it for the fucking episode. Fuck you. No media. Just kidding. Imagine. Okay. I just have to spout off about this real quick. Just real fucking quick. I'll make it quick.

I saw a single comment that absolutely boiled my fucking blood to the maximum. Blood curdling. No, yeah. I was on my flight and when I wasn't sleeping, it was literally all I could think about. And I was fantasizing, like actually physically arguing with this person.

And then also beating their fucking ass. And I was, like, I was going to be boss man and, like, mention them by name and, like, call them out and, like, just, like, be an asshole. No, what we should do, if they were... Because is this the person who's, like, left a bunch of mean things or no? No, no, this is a different person. I don't give a shit about them because they are literally a psy-op. But this person...

went out of their way to one call me out for being a hypocrite I have made it very clear that I'm a hypocrite I say things one week and then the next week I backtrack on it and you're just gonna have to fucking live with that I am my own person live with it I also feel like

I might be speaking out of bounds, but I feel like we're pretty good at being like, I fucking hate these kind of people. And then I know specifically multiple times I've been like, but I'm projecting because I'm a piece of shit. Exactly. But that's not the real beef of it. I just need to get that out of the way because there's a lot of people out there. Fuck you guys. But literally, I like genuinely...

It just got under my skin because this person was like, wasn't it like two weeks ago that y'all were saying that like gaslighting is stupid, but now, I mean, gatekeeping is stupid, but now like you're gatekeeping these like two albums from us. Like it's really fucking corny and lame and y'all are losers. Like verbatim, not verbatim, but like said corny, lame losers. Like, oh my fucking God. I don't know why that pissed me off so much because like,

You know what it is? It's pissing me off again. What's funny about a comment like that is because that person only brought it up because they felt personally attacked when we said it. But I think what was more annoying is that person then going on a tangent about how the point of loving music and stuff is that you get to share it with people you love and stuff. And not that I don't have a love for our audience, of course. The reason I do what I fucking do is because of the connection we have. But

What the fuck are you talking about? Like, you're literally comparing you going to your, like, best... Like, of course me and Drew share music everything together because it's, like, this loving relationship that we have that's very personal and connected. And that's why people like music is because it's, like, a personal connection. We were talking about motherfuckers who'd be like...

You don't know Aphex Twin because you girl. Exactly. That's the difference is what we're talking about. That's the difference. But this motherfucker, fucker, motherfucker was like... It's just corny and lame. Like, that's all I'm saying. No, I... I can't even get my thoughts out because I'm so angry. I'll... I'm just repeating kind of what you said yesterday because I think you placed... Yesterday, you did a really good job of expressing it. Yeah, so like...

The point that I'm trying to make is I keep some things to myself because for the last four years of my fucking life, five years of my life, I have given everything, all of my personality, and it has been replicated, which I don't mind at all. I think it's really awesome. But then when people who don't realize who they're replicating it from realize

I don't know. We should talk about that one day at some point. But yeah, it's just like it's a different thing when you... You have influence. Because then you destroy these communities, these small communities. Like when I put on this small artist, like, yes, I support this artist and I want to see them grow as a musician. But at the same time, there's a community around these people. Like all of you motherfuckers. I'm sure y'all are gatekeeping the shit out of us. Yeah, I feel... Because I feel like that's...

it's just always a thing gatekeeping is like a big thing in general um when we say we don't fuck with gatekeeping we specifically mean when there's someone you know in real life and they're like no you don't know about that so like you I like you just wouldn't get it like they're just like ahead of your time and like that kind of gatekeeping I'll punch you in the face also like random straight white dudes like you have no right to gatekeep girl you don't own anything like you're fucking you're a freak um

But yeah, that's a different tangent. But yeah, there is something to be said about when you give everything you love and know to the internet, including yourself, there's nothing left

That feels like it makes you you because it becomes a public entity. Exactly. And then you feel like a ghost of a cyborg. And it's not very relatable. It's not relatable at all. Yeah, that is like the least relatable take ever. But it is real. It is very real for us. And also that just like, whatever, I could go on for about...

for hours and hours and hours. With that being said, here's the media. And the reason we share media is because we do like sharing shit. Yes. That's what I was going to say.

This motherfucker said that like I haven't been giving away the sauce for 15 fucking weeks before this. I know, also, even beyond that, like, we've always been people who should publicly have what we like. I have a very public Spotify with everything that I'm constantly listening to. I'm the bitch who reclused myself because I don't trust anybody. I was tired of seeing my name dragged around. I was tired of people being like, I found this from Ennio and then someone else being like, well, I don't know who the fuck that is and she should kill herself. Fuck you and fuck everyone. I'll go first with the media since I just went on a crazy tangent.

Um, so I've been listening to the fantastic Planet soundtrack, which is really, really good. You should just check that out. It's just like a really good album. I've been listening to DJ Screw a lot. My Mind Went Blank is like my automatic go-to every time. Um, and then I'll give one more.

Fanfare for Naran Rattan by Naran Rattan. It's just a really cute song. It's just like bleeps and bloops.

um my that's my music my music media of the week is pretty simple um late october by harold budd it's another fucking harold budd and like brian you know um do i say his name right i don't feel like i ever say right um you know you know you knew i don't know um

But it's another project by the both of them and it's under the album The Pearl. But late October, that album is good. Again, I've just been on my like ambient, like laying in my bed after being on my computer and just like zoning out and like falling away. But then if I need a pickup, I listen to the album In My Mind by Pharrell because that's just been on rotation. Specifically Take It Off and How Does It Feel. Those two songs, I literally will drive around and scream and

yeah, that's my music media. I don't have any... Oh, actually, I do have a visual media. The French Dispatch was really good. Oh, did you see it? Yeah. Oh, by the time this comes out, it's out. But I saw it last week. That's what I was jealous of that you and Orion got together. Yeah, it wasn't the event we went to. It was that. But yeah, I...

I was lucky enough to see it last week and it was good. But it was the first Wes Anderson movie I saw that wasn't an animation. I realized I have not seen any of his movies other than Fantastic Mr. Fox and Isle of the Dogs. And I haven't seen any of his like real movies, like non-animation wise.

Because I'm just different and I don't know who like Wes Anderson really is. Like I don't get it. Like I don't know who he is. But that movie was fucking awesome. In my opinion, I'm sure some fucking Wes Anderson nerd or like film buff is going to be like, actually, it's one of his like least interesting films. I don't give a fuck. I'll punch you in the balls and kick you in the face. Like it was good. Actually, it sucks really. It fucking sucks balls. Here's a downed dude. Okay. Okay.

You won the internet for today. You, sir, won the internet for today. Here's an updo. Here's a skeleton, dancing skeleton updo. I don't know if we've ever talked about dead leaves. This...

Like one of the greatest animation... I've never seen it. I've only seen the trailer. I've never seen it. I saw Mind Games, but that was the movie that we were like, we need to watch this next. And I never saw it. It's less than an hour long. It is fucking incredible. Is that the one where there's like a car scene? In the very beginning. Yeah. It is...

so insane like i i don't understand how you can conceptualize like an animation like this complex and like also have a fantastic fantastic story it it does like have some really gnarly like subject matter in it but like other than that like it is fantastic i love it i watch it like just all the time like i'll just randomly put it on and it'll be in the

You know what? I'm so sorry. Are you done? Yeah, I was just going to keep going on how cool it was. I'm so annoying and I've never seen Black Swan until like this past week and I'm fucking obsessed with it and I'm literally going to be the White Swan for Halloween because I was like, oh my God, this movie is so great. Also,

I decided I'm going to start a letterbox and like it can be between us. Just make sure you follow it and like overly interact with all my posts because my goal is to literally be like a huge letterbox account that annoys the living shit out of like random film bros. But

my at is boner tromper 46 and here's my review of the french dispatch um i said awesome as balls and then for black swan i said such a good movie why is no one ever talking about this movie that's true no one ever really yeah no no one talks about it like why is no one talking about that it is very underground and like weird um since we're plugging letterboxd might as well plug mine fuck you

Sorry, mine already has 3.2 thousand followers. I don't know how. At all, I don't know how. I think because you are a sane public figure who uses your name on everything, and I go onto every app in the world, and I'm like, I don't want to use my name. I want to be a part of the fun. Everyone gets to make cute names, and my shit is BonerChomper46. I do be chomping. DrewPhilips09 on Letterboxd. Go follow it. Check it out. Um...

will be the biggest movie critiques yet. Then maybe that'll motivate me to actually review shit seriously because I only review shitty movies and I have two reviews and they're very in-depth reviews of like the worst movies ever made. I literally will review every single movie under 20 words, which I think is good. I don't need to

don't need to read some random motherfuckers take but i guess there are some people who like that i'm just projecting because i know certain people who i fucking hate and despise and they're so annoying all right that's it for the episode yeah later y'all i will close this episode with a heart full of fucking hate and send you off fuck you oh okay bye