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I'm emotionally and physically drained. Everything has been happening and it's never ending and it doesn't stop. Nothing bad, only good, but my brain can make a good thing bad. Oh my God, wait. You need to stop like replying to yourself like that because you're not really saying anything. My brain can make a good thing go bad. Imagine how excited your brain would be if you read an actual good book.
-You get so excited to think what you said. -Hello, Infinite Jest. I read 50 pages of Infinite Jest. -No, you read Fifty Shades of Grey, not 50 pages of Infinite Jest. You're mixing the two up. -Fifty Shades of Grey. -I have a feeling that our core audience are the kind of people who were in high school reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I just know that because I was reading it on my fucking iPod touching class. -Yes. Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey.
Lolita. Lolita. It's giving Lolita. Well, I think we need to talk about something. This weekend, I did something really amazing. I don't hit that. I'm going to fucking hit you in the back of the head. You already have three times. Right at the top of your spinal cord so that everything collapses at once. You're going to hit my occipital lobe so I lose all function? Something really exciting happened this...
This weekend. Wait, did something really exciting happen? Please don't hit me. But I broke a record this weekend. Oh, fuck. And you broke a crazy record. If you can tell by my low energy, something awful happened. Guys, it is the most insane thing you're about to see. I have broken a world record. Actually. Like, actually. Actually.
I'm really nervous. It's giving like meth. Like that's what it's giving. Like it's giving methionic grande. Well, I can't say what I did, but I did something. I did cheat in this competition. Where it ended up. Wow. It's where I ended up. What? 19 hours and 25 minutes. No, it's not. She literally. Literally the boss.
20 hours. Round that up. That's 20 hours, baby. You had four and a half hours. I got good timing on there. You brushed your teeth and that's the only time you weren't looking at your phone. While I was awake? No, I was still looking at it. I had TikTok playing while I was flossing and I would be flossing and then use my pink phone to keep
I literally do that when I'm brushing my teeth and I have like wet hands after I washed my face. It's like getting water all over my phone. But like the same TikTok is playing for three minutes. And so I like go to swipe it and a drop of water hits my screen and like follows the person comments and crazy shit. Then like likes the video. Like it's insane. You're crazy.
comment history? How often does that happen? Can you see comment history? You actually can. How do you do that? Let's see what I've commented. Oh wait, I actually want to go through mine too because I sometimes will find random people. Wait, how do you do it? Wait, here. You go to like the activity center and then it says comment center. I'm going to screen record.
- I'm just gonna screenshot a few 'cause some of them are just me being a sweet, caring person and I just don't think it's necessary to brag about that. - Okay, so my most recent one is I'm not a twink because someone called me, or Enya, my twink handler.
No, I'm not a fucking twink, bitch. Let's get one thing fucking. Let's get one thing fucking twink. I'm not a twink. You know what I'm trying to go for there. We can figure this out together. Let's get one thing straight. I'm no, no, no, no. Let's get one thing straight. You're a twink. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Never, never, never, never, never, never. Let's get one thing twink.
I'm Otter. Yes. But I'm straight. I'm the first straight otter. Oh, you're straight. I'm sorry. Okay. Also, Drew, I can confirm this.
He is a born-again straight person. I haven't had sex in two years. It's been so long, so he's just straight again. Guys, stop. Stop with all the comments. Only I'm allowed to make them. My comments are bunk as fuck also, by the way. You make bad comments? Literally, it's just like, love this Apex twin first, first, first. I've commented first three different times. Literally, look.
What's wrong with you? Four times. I clocked first four times. And it's not. I'm never first. And it's mainly on fan accounts videos. I said, okay? Question mark, question mark, question mark on this. And I said, okay? I love commenting stuff like that on random TikToks of people. I literally don't know. It's so fun. Somebody said...
I comment so much actually. And I saw it two days later. I said, no. I actually comment so much on shit. Do you actually? Literally. You are. Okay. The thing is. I never realized that. The way you consume TikTok really scares me because you actually interact and you actually comment. You actually like everything you see. Yeah.
You're a bot. You are literally AI. Yeah, and Kai made such a good point. I was like, when I use TikTok, I'm completely useless and I have no thoughts in my brain at all. And Kai said, well, people train 30 years of their lives to not have or 30 years of their life to not have thoughts. So maybe you're doing something right. And I was like, wait, literally, it is like meditation. Yeah, my theory is that drain or Drew's brain is as healthy as like the Dalai Lama.
Exactly. And I have like similar ideals and values and people worship me in a very similar way. Mindfulness. Yeah. No thoughts. No thoughts. And like I kind of eat in that way. Girl, what the hell are you looking at?
I'm just amazed at where the human brain can go. Thank you. We've been saying that. For self-reassurance when they are in terrible danger. Yeah, Drew, you're super delusional. That's what I was going to say. But also, no, what I was thinking. Oh, you switch up when a girl talks about it. That's what you should do. I serve my queen. Yeah, exactly. Oh, my fucking God. I tell you right.
But I was just thinking about how I've sat on this podcast and say that playing games and Fortnite is basically a form of meditation. So I really can't talk shit. No, I was saying that. Oh, yeah. But OK. Like, but your form of meditation is not fucking meditation. You're watching like some of the most brain rot shit ever.
I don't think TikTok is the same. He's commenting. I just know it's bubblegum pink. I see your comments. Yeah, I go crazy in the comments. He goes crazy with the first, first. Please tell me where this is from. Where's your shirt from? Commenting first is crazy vibes. Okay. So I...
Wrote this down this morning because I literally have nothing else to talk about and it's so fucking long And it's kind of a new vibe like it's a new vibe for us And I don't know how you're gonna feel about it, but I'm trying things. I'm trying things. I'm throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks But so this is titled the human body exhibition. I literally like I can't stand you No, okay, so
In China. I know when you say that, it's about to be the craziest shit. It's about to be the craziest thing you've ever unearthed on TikTok and somehow it's a TikTok with maybe 40k views, but you're the only real human who has seen it. You are spot on.
Like, you have never been more right in your life. Like, that is exactly what happened. And I like... Drew is the TikTok reporter. Like, we need to start a TV channel called the TikTok report, but it's only facts not checked via Google and just gone through Drew. It's kind of like a murder mystery. Like, that's what this is. It's like, wait, what happened? Wait, okay, this is an example.
Exhibit? Because I'm still confused as to where the human body exhibit. Is that what you're calling this? Because that's also, we need to workshop that. So there's this exhibition that goes around that shows like human beings like
literally like skinned and it shows like the musculature it shows like your veins and vessels and all that shit your heart and it's like this thing where these humans that were once alive are on displayed and embalmed and processed yeah it's real people and it's there for literally everyone to see and it's a vibe I fully support it I'm like I need to see what's inside my body to be aware of it like period I hate seeing
seeing it because I know it stinks. Yeah, it always, it always. Like I literally can't see anything medical and know, like I know it's hot and it stinks. I don't like seeing the inside of Drew's body. The body being hot. Like it's so warm in there. Like it radiates heat and stench. Literally. So apparently the people at these exhibitions were hospitalized
hospital patients that passed away and gave consent or gave the rights away to be put on display for everyone to see they either old age health issues like whatever it is um and like that's the tea but there's no proof of it like there's not like like actual proof what it
You going down the legal reasoning as to why it is morally acceptable that these dead bodies are being shown for science and, you know, and that's the tea, like...
I need you to be a history teacher and talk like that. Well, no, like aren't all history teachers like gay with that? Yeah, literally my history teacher, I will never forget his outfits because he wore the tightest salmon trousers I've ever seen on a human man. Salmon trousers? Yes, I think every morning he got them stitched to his body. They were so tight. That's unreal. Salmon. Yeah, they were like a salmon color. Remember that era where like men...
Men were wearing like salmon. Salmon is gay. He's Metro. He's Metro. Sorry. He's Metro sexual. Um,
Okay, this is where Miss Girl comes in. Miss Zhang. She is a news anchor in, I think it's Dalian. Dalian? Dalian? It's like this part in China. And she's like a very, very popular news anchor. She's like the it girl. Like everybody loved her. She had no problems. Like no one had any problems with her. She was beautiful. And...
People loved her. That's that's that. Well, if you go and look her up now, all of the archives and all of the content from this news station of her is deleted. They like completely eradicated it off the Internet, which is like insane. Right.
Where the fuck did it go? Where did all of this go? Well, in 1998, she would mysteriously go missing. Wait, I'm eating this up right now. I'm building tension. I'm going crazy. I'm kind of freaked out by you as a person. I'm going crazy. I'm going crazy. You said you were scared of me last night. Because you scare me. We'll talk about that after. Oh, my God.
But in 1998, oh my God, she would mysteriously go missing. And her family was like, oh, like she's full term pregnant. Like she's like eight or nine months pregnant. Like where, or eight or seven or eight months pregnant. Like where is she? We need to find her. Yeah.
But the craziest part about it is the baby daddy. They didn't know who the baby daddy was, but she knew and her family or someone, someone knew and leaked this information or knew and leaked this information. But the baby daddy was the mayor of the,
I don't know how to fucking say it. Dalian? Dalian? Yeah, of the city. Mayor of the city. I'm the mayor of the city. Okay, I lost my notes. Hold on. Oh my god. It literally got deleted. I'm not kidding. How were you good in school? Because I'm good at regurgitating information. I don't actually learn it. Okay, let me get back to where I was. Um...
Okay, okay, okay. She was the mistress of the mayor, which is tea, which is tea. She was the girl. Does she end up in the exhibit? Is that where this is going? Yes. But no, allegedly she was pregnant with his baby. The story goes that the wife found out and was fucking...
pissed she was not happy obviously she was very unhappy that's so annoying let him like live and the last reported sightings of miss zhang she was at this hotel motel holiday inn period the way uh she was at this like hotel motel vibe um and people were saying that she was like trying to self-harm but like no one actually saw it happen like
I don't remember who reported that she was trying to self-harm, but it was like a very shaky. Yeah, it was a very shaky. 1986 Dumont. Yeah, literally. It was a very shaky, like, whatever. And what is it? What is that called? Very shaky, like not loose end, but split end. It's a split end. Like it was a solid lead. Solid lead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're coming back. We're coming back. We're bringing it back. You know what's crazy? Because this is the longest time I've gone without interrupting you. And this is insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Right, right. Hold on. I'm fine now. I'm fine now. We got to get you on TV. Yeah, I would. I would eat. I would eat. Okay, well, anyways, it doesn't fucking matter. She disappeared. Everyone just assumed she died.
They did not have the body. They could not find the body. And the family still to this day is searching for the body. Well, the craziest part about all of this is that human exhibition opens up two years later. And guess who fucking owns... Okay, so the factory is in the city.
that she went missing in. Guess who fucking owns the factory? The mayor, the mayor's wife. Oh, and which is T that found out and was really fucking pissed about all of this shit. And everyone's like, like started like looking into this because they were like, wait, what the fuck? Like, this is like actually kind of crazy. And then they look at all these bodies and they see that there's a body that matches her shape size. The amount of time she was pregnant, it's like seven or eight months pregnant. The body that is on like, um,
Which is crazy. Then years later, a controversy comes out that the bodies in the exhibition weren't actually from a hospital, that they were like Chinese prisoners that were quote unquote executed, which is also insane. So they weren't like they were like legal, nice gestures to sign. And we don't. Yeah, exactly. They don't even know if they like signed up to be used, which is like absolutely.
absolutely insane and obviously let me find out my dead body is like prancing around on a tour that's what i'm saying that's crazy well the rumors came out the mayor was started started to be looked into the mayor um was like tried and sentenced on like crimes of corruption
the wife went to jail for murdering her co-worker. So she is literally a killer. She killed that person and put her on display in this fucking factory. Like she's some weird psycho. But then it started making me think about like, like the people that like put on these human exhibitions and they like,
literally just mutilate and like play with dead bodies all day i'm like oh you're a freak and like you're finding your outlet so you don't have to like go and kill other people and like rip them apart or they're people dedicated to science and learning like you are i'm not buying that um
Well, that sounds like something that if I was a really, really shitty screenwriter and director at Peacock, I'd be like, I got my next big fucking hit. Like that's one of those stories that the simple human brain would be like. And they were made out of wax. Yeah.
the whole time and it was all a dream like that sounds like something somebody would be like I'm gonna make this a movie just for it to be the worst movie ever because there's no way to make that story more interesting than it is just an interesting story yeah that's true but did I eat like be honest yeah you did thank you you're in like a calorie deficit for sure but you ate but not as much like you you might starve
- I ate but I'm malnourished. - You're definitely in a calorie deficit. - I did leave a lot. I didn't leave crumbs. I left crumbs but they were bite-sized crumbs. - They were enough for a leftover. - You're talented and sexy. - Thank you. - I'm tired of being put down all the time. - Okay, then you should go write a book about it. - Can you tell me? - Tell you what?
Tell me like I'm sexy. You're fucking sexy. Thank you. You're begging for compliments. That's so pathetic. Wow. He doesn't have to beg me. He just did. I'm being put down again. I wanted to. You're sexy and you're... You don't even compliment him before he has to beg you. Like I say something mean and then he has to say your name and then you say something. But why don't you just jump in because you know I'm going to be a bitch. Drew, you're stupid.
Drew, you're sexy. You have a perfect penis. See, I gave you a good spot. You're welcome. Thank you, queen. Josie is staring at me like a freak in the hallway. He's so creepy. Josiah!
how about this josiah thought he had covid and then he tested negative for two days but when he thought he had covid he came back to our house and slept in quarantine at our house and what's even crazier is he slept in my bed three inches away from my face and i was telling kai i wake up every single night in the middle of the night with josiah breathing in my face and i wake up and i look at him and i like
flip around like super angeredly and I'm like super pissed and like Josiah wakes up and does the same the other way but we always like wake up in the middle of the night and like look at each other for like two seconds and then like we don't process it and then we just roll over and you're so lucky dude like I wish I wish that was my life I have like a doll but it's not the same well you have a what is it like a twin bed so another person could sleep in there it's smaller than a twin bed
Oh. It's a micro twin. It's a crib. It's taking a crib. You have a toddler mattress. It's giving crib. It's 9 to 12 month mattress. Yeah, that mattress is thin, but it has a pee pad, so that adds a little bit. Are you pissing yourself in your sleep?
Yeah, I do number three. I wish adults still pissed the bed because that would be hella funny like fuck Oh my god I'm gonna be late today because I pissed the bed and I wish it was like me lies in a way that started your homegrown be like girl I'm literally gonna be late. I fucking pissed the bed But I guess girls kind of have that because we just leak blood in our sheets But that's like more terrorizing to like the human I will say I do make girls laugh so hard that they piss themselves pretty often
So I don't know. I guess it's similar. Okay. So if you've spent maybe like 12 hours with the total woman in your life, it's maybe like four, two of those, including family members, one being me, one someone else who you're probably holding hostage. Yeah. But you haven't made me piss from laughing. Well, the hostage. And I've seen your mom around you and I don't think. Yeah, it's the hostage. It's the hostage. Yes, you're right. My mom doesn't fuck with me, but. Yeah.
No, actually, we met Kai's mom and she was the sweetest lady ever. It was such a vibe. It was so sweet. After the show, she came up to me and spoke to me and I felt like I was speaking to an NPR host. Really? In a good way, yeah. Like, she was so nice to me. I was like, what the hell is happening? Well, she's so happy that you guys, like, take care of me and...
I'm serious. She's like, I know who's going to change your piss pad on your bed if it's not us. I know. You guys got me off the streets. You make it seem like it's like a zoo, like hiding under a dumpster can and Nick was crying in the rain and we found him and brought him in. He was hiding in the bushes waiting for us to move in here. He's the, oh, cause he's the intruder. Okay. That makes sense. Cause he was the intruder. He came in and he was like, damn. Yeah. It's just crazy how I manifested this by breaking into your house and
Well, I decided that I hate couples sitting on the same side of the table in restaurants, and it literally shouldn't be allowed. I sit on the same side as my mom.
I'm sure a lot of y'all have noticed we don't have many ads anymore and you're probably thinking, wow, oh my God, I feel so bad for them. They deserve ads. But we're doing our job. You're not doing your job. You need to fucking subscribe and engage with me or I will never do my job again. I like, I can't believe I miss reading ads. I like, I miss the taste. Why? That's Riz. Thank you. That's his mother. Thank you. It's platonic Riz. Why?
Why do you have to be so close to her? I just love my mommy. Ew. My mommy. I feel that. I feel that. But do you understand what I'm saying? Like, nothing makes me more uncomfortable than walking into a restaurant and there's two random fucking freak strangers holding onto each other and just staring at you go through the restaurant. It's already enough that when you walk into a restaurant, people naturally just kind of like gaze around and you might be looked at. So you,
feel like you're being looked at but these two freaks who are like weirdly sexual right now or like staring at you it fucking freaks me out and i literally fucking hate it like also it's so inconvenient to me it's way more inconvenient to sit next to someone and have to like turn your head the whole time than to just sit across the table also are you guys cheating on your significant other why do you have to be so close in a public space like you can go home after this you can go to your house and like be all over each other you don't have to do that in public
- Yeah, I think it's cute, personally a little cute, but when it's creepy, it's creepy when their backs are faced towards everyone else. Like if they're sitting up against the wall and they're looking out. - No, that's what I mean, yeah. - I let that slide, but if their backs are facing towards everybody, I'm like, y'all are up to no good. This is creepy. - I feel the complete opposite. I don't wanna see the face of the perpetrator.
Like, I want their backs to be to me. But I feel like couples who do it always have their faces facing the whole fucking restaurant. Like, they're trying to prove a point. They're trying to rub it in my face. Yeah. I mean, I don't feel that. Kaiza false flag. Like, I don't feel, like, insecure.
They're trying to roll. Kai's a crisis actor, yo. Watch out for Kai's crisis actor arc. A false flag is great. I think I don't like it because I'm an artist and I just don't like the asymmetry of it. It's unbalanced. That's actually really interesting. Yeah, I just take aesthetics super seriously. So it's like, please distribute that. He's a creative in you. Yeah. Well, I don't like it because I'm very bitter and I don't like to see a man and a woman being happy because I know that he's going to cheat on me. What if it was two women?
Then I'm sitting right across from them and I'm staring. I'm fingering them. I'm like, hello, is there space for a third? I love this vibe. No, it's specifically, I'm sorry, it's specifically when it's a man and a woman, it freaks me out. But you know what? I actually never see gay couples doing that. I've never once seen a gay couple do that. Mm-hmm.
but like maybe I just haven't seen it but it's only fucking straight couples and usually the man is so ugly it pisses me off but I'll stop talking about it that's my story we went and saw The Wiz um
With my parents, and it was a fucking vibe. And I thought they reanimated Michael Jackson, but they didn't. Yeah, no, it was hologram. It was just hologram. The Tin Man was hot, y'all. Like, seriously, go watch The Wiz if you're in LA, because The Tin Man is sexy, and everybody in the crowd thought it, because he got the most cheering I've ever heard. The roar the crowd erupted into when he did his bow was insane.
The Scarecrow was quite literally probably the most talented person I have ever... Yeah, he was amazing. I've never seen someone have voice control like that ever in my life. I didn't even know it was possible.
possible to be able to make sounds like that like the Tin Man was just like a vibe and like was funny he was like actually goofy as fuck like literally like so everyone was like incredible the only person that I did not fuck with was the Wiz himself but my dad was telling me that before the play went on they announced that it's like the second string guy and everybody groaned and moaned cause he was second string and like you could feel it like everybody was like
Like it was like some of the best singing I've ever seen in a musical or in a live play ever. Like everybody was on. And then like the Wiz came around and like I was so excited to meet the Wiz because I was like, oh, this is like they've been building him up the whole time. And he just didn't deliver like I thought he did. Don't get me wrong. He turned that shit out and he killed. And it might have just been the playwriting in general. But like.
That fucking play was lit. That play was fucking lit. Yeah, it's too bright. I mean, usually I don't like musicals because they freak me out. Because I can't watch musicals without staring at the people and they actually...
freak me out because it's like watching TV but they're here and it feels so weird and it feels like they don't know I'm here and like it just freaks me out like it genuinely gives me the weirdest feeling ever they turn into television every single time I'm watching a play like it literally becomes like a TV screen or an iPhone screen and it's like so fucking creepy but what gets me every fucking time it's when I'm at concerts it's when I'm at plays it's when I'm at movies it's like
seeing the back of like hundreds of people's heads and like they're still like it makes me feel so eerie and strange that was making me feel so weird too but keep going sorry I like had to disagree with that no literally you're good it makes me feel so like bizarre and like
like it it gives me like such like a primal like like i'm insidious feeling i'm like what the hell so it was freaking me out because it's a musical and not a single soul was moving around and then i was freaked out because i was like are they purposefully staying still because i cannot stay still because the songs were fucking lit and i couldn't stay still and then i was like oh my god are people seeing me and thinking i'm trying to show off and like that i like it was like more than them and i was freaking out and then i would make myself stay
I had the exact same dialogue in my head and there's something wrong with us because that's not normal thoughts. Because we do it at concerts too. Like at concerts, if I'm having too much fun, I'll have a moment where I'm like, oh my God, somebody's going to think that I'm trying to show off and that I like think I like the artists more than them and like that I think I'm cooler than them and I'm just going to stand still. But then when I'm standing still, I'm like, oh my God, they're going to think I'm being like too cool and I don't give a fuck and I should kill myself and I need to move.
It's probably because we're like narcissists. Oh, yeah. And we think everybody's looking at us like that is like probably I bet some. Well, you know what it is? It's more because I'm looking at everyone all the time. Yeah, I think that's more what it is, because I don't think it's not coming from a place. But I guess you can still be narcissistic without like a
fame aspect of it but it's not from a place where I'm like oh somebody who knows me is gonna see me it's literally because I am constantly eavesdropping staring being nosy watching the fuck out of everybody so I can only assume people there are other people who do the same and then I get fearful of my own actions which is staring at people and judging them
So maybe I need to do some internal work. But that's the fun of life. Like, what the fuck? What's the point of going to a restaurant and not listening to the people next to me? There's actually no other reason. There's literally no other reason to go to a restaurant than to eavesdrop. Because we've had every single conversation ever that's possible. Like, we just now have to hear other people's takes on the conversations that we've already had. We need to add something to the water because there hasn't been enough, like, fights at restaurants and, like, arguments at restaurants. The water's making the frogs gay. Are you a frog?
Is that what it did to you? Yeah. It was a joke. Like, obviously, he's not. Yeah. He needs to not be so sensitive. I don't know. What was that? Why? I said that I was actually like, oh, it's good that he walked out because it's inappropriate for her to say that to you. And I'm a beautiful soul. No, he didn't say that. Okay, I actually did. He said you have a beautiful hole. Oh, wow.
You like that? Yes, actually. Yeah, it's like a little, it's like a knot in the balloon. Ew. Ew. Those are my hemorrhoids, Kai. Okay. I am a targeted individual. Oh my God. I don't know if you're actually back to that, but I don't think we can live together if you're going to go back into that, because that was the hardest five months of my fucking life. Being gang stalked. And I thought it was a joke at first.
And then I came home one night, it was after our show and I was laying in bed with Josh and the service on my phone goes out.
tell me why my phone was emp'd and it went without service for six hours no you need to pay your phone bill to have service that's probably what was happening no at&t literally did get shut down and it was scaring the fuck out of me i was like wait that's actually like really really scary that it can just happen randomly yeah like i always knew it was but i like never thought it was actually gonna happen but i was like always aware that it could happen but like
What the fuck? Like, that's the AT&T app. Did they figure out how that happened or why? I don't know yet. Like, I don't think so. I think it's because you guys were being so political during the show that the government actually just, like, stopped you. Oh, okay. What did we say, though, at the show? We were talking about squirting or something. Oh, okay, yeah. Squirting and pissing. No, it was really creepy. I wonder if it's also there was just an overload of users on the network and then...
They were just shut down so late though. Yeah, it was so maybe everyone all at once saw the same video from who the fuck did I marry and everybody was on their phone using their data to watch that series on TikTok. What the fuck is the cats? Hey Drew, what were you watching? You said this better not become what the fuck is the cats.
It was like that social media sleuth documentary on Idaho 4. Wait, Dream Scenario? No, it was like the Idaho 4 sleuth. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were watching this, which we never finished it because it was confusing me because I couldn't tell if it was commentary on internet sleuths or it was just...
internet sleuths got a documentary. But we were watching that and Drew was like, this better not become what the fuck is cats. And we were like, what are you talking about? And I was like, do you mean don't fuck with cats? And he was like, yeah, same thing, same thing. Oh, what the fuck is cats? Yeah.
That's like what we were all talking about going to see, was it Talk to Me? Yeah, Talk to the Hand. And he was like, we should go watch Talk to the Hand. And then we were like, what are you talking about? And then he was like, Take the Hand. It's Take the Hand. And he kept calling. Take my hand. He kept calling Talk to Me like eight million things. Take my hand, now feel. But now I feel like I don't know the name of that movie and I feel like I'm getting it wrong. It's Talk to Me, no?
Let's talk to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, have you seen the thing that if there's a solar flare, like all electronics will just turn off? What is like the biggest cons of that other than the fact that we won't have a job anymore? It's like planes falling out of the sky and like people that are in hospitals. It might fall out of the sky or will it just be like, it will be borderline, I guess they will fall out of the sky because it'll be borderline impossible for them to navigate landing. Oh, okay.
That was the scariest thing to ever happen to me. I felt like a plane crashed into our house. I literally thought I got shot.
I literally felt like a plane crash just now. Oh my God, actually, guys, I haven't been watching any murder mysteries or any plane crash videos for like a month straight. Like actually a little more than a month. I've not watched anything about murder or plane crashes in a long time. And my whole timeline on YouTube now is just Evan and Caitlin, which is a resin channel, a bunch of wood carving channels, and then Prospering, who does Fortnite. When are you going to get into whittling?
Wood? Wood carving channels. I know. That's what I'm saying. Nothing. Okay. Are you all making it a sexual thing? No. No. Okay. This is interesting. I just want to start wood carving. Interesting. Interesting, I guess. It's just gay. Yeah, it's just very gay. I know. This year I was like, I want to learn how to play the left-hand guitar. I'm going to start wood carving.
Also, Drew. I'm just me. Dude, I'm sorry, but Drew's like a psycho. Yeah. He's a psycho. Like, he literally set that up. He told me that he was going to set that up and then so believably acted scared when it happened. Did he actually? Yes. And he didn't, like, let on to it at all. He just scared you. He scared the shit out of you and then just looked at me. Okay. Well, now what? He's a monster. No, I'm a genius.
You are a genius. It was just like this little gag because I knew it's going to get clipped. It's going to get posted and it's going to go viral. You sound like we're going viral. You're like, we're going viral. Guys, we are fucking going viral. Guys, we're going viral. You're so smart. You're like Twink Megamind. Oh. No, like Otter. It comes out of your mouth. It sounds crazy. Yeah, yeah. It's bad. I shouldn't say shit like that. It's like Ussy. Twink death. Snapchat me that Ussy. Twink death.
I'm experiencing twink death. I tried to play Roblox last night and I just couldn't get it set up and I was so fucking mad. And that's it. Did we ever get into it? No, because I couldn't access the account on my iPhone because I want to play on PS5.
And I haven't been able to go to work on contraband police because the setup is so uncomfortable. Wow. We've been doing this thing where we get into random rooms on Fortnite and ones that have like audio and what is it called?
proximity chat we get into ones with proximity chat and we just start talking and we'll have drew do this voice hello if anybody calls him gay i'm like i'm literally his girlfriend i'm right here stop fucking saying that about him save a horse ride a cowboy
And I'm the cowboy. Yesterday was making me and Josiah almost piss ourselves. What were they even saying back to you? I can't remember. They were literally just being homophobic. They were being crazy. I'm sorry. It is actually terrifying what people say under anonymity.
um it is actually fucking terrifying i mean we see it in comments and all that shit all the time but when it is young people using their voice to say crazy shit it freaks me out but then i'm like these are literally literally kids so in their head this is their fucking age like a lot of these people online are so fucking young and it freaks me out because also they'll be screaming into the mic and i'm very confused where the fuck are your parents yeah
Like, actually, I don't understand. If my parents heard me talking like that, they would beat my ass. Exactly. That night was, like, the most eye-opening thing I've ever experienced in my life. When we were playing, like, that Fortnite match. What was it called? Like, Prop Hunt? It was, yeah, Prop Hunt. Yes. We were playing Prop Hunt, and we hopped into this lobby. And, like, the way these, like, 8- to 12-year-old boys were behaving was, like...
absolutely insane it wasn't like modern warfare 2 call of duty era insane like it was like a whole other beast a whole other level so evil it was it was actually sinister it was making me like literally sad i know it killed all of our nights like we got in there and at first it was funny we were like drew's doing his voice and i was talking and then they were just being like really sexist to me so then i
I started to like back up and let Drew and Josie talk because I literally couldn't even say anything funny because they were like, get in the kitchen, get in the kitchen. I was like, bro, you are so funny. And we were in a grocery. They ate your ass up actually. We were playing prop hunt in a grocery store and the kid was like, get in the kitchen, get in the kitchen. And he was like, wait, actually you're in the grocery store, the other place you belong. Yeah. And I was like, damn. And then I literally stopped talking because I felt like I got my ass chewed out. But-
Later on, they kept being, they were actually being so sinister and evil. And I don't know, maybe this has always been a thing with young people. I don't want to sound old as fuck and be like, but no generation is so bad. Like whatever. Kids are always evil. Kids are fucking evil. Like we all know that, whatever. And hopefully they grow and they learn and they become normal. But they were being so fucking evil that it shifted
everyone's mood. All of us went from being like funny trolling these kids who were being rude. We were just trolling them not in a sinister way but just like Drew doing a voice and me being like hello. Like us saying basically nothing. I mean you did say you had their IP address and that you were coming to the house to find them. I was getting there. I was getting there. But
I only did this and I will stand by it because yes, they are kids. And yes, I scared the fuck out of them. But they were saying some of the gnarliest shit I've ever heard come out of someone's mouth in a very long time. So I was like, all right, I'm going to teach you all a lesson because they wouldn't let me talk in my normal voice. So I just got really close to the mic. And I was like, I see everything. I see everything. I know where you are. And I know where you live. And I see that you're on a PS5. Oh, did you get your PS5 for Christmas? I know you got it for Christmas. And I know your mom worked hard to get that PS5 for you. And I just kept
doing this just describing traits that like somehow all of them landed and like these kids were like oh I already know you have PC and I know that you waited so long to get it because they were all sold out for so long and I just like kept saying very blanket statements but it was connecting to all of them and they were all like eight so they were like oh my god and then they all started freaking out they were scurry we need to leave we need to leave now we need to leave and then they were like dude she's being creepy like blah
And then you were like, I'm inside your PlayStation. You can't get rid of me. And they were like, I was like, I'm looking around at your files. I see how much time you played every game while you play Call of Duty a lot. You should go back outside. And I like just kept saying creepy things. And then like the one evil fucking kid who was actually so scary, got so scared that he left. Like he tried to make a joke to me and like be like nasty.
He was like, oh, you can't even see my computer because I came all over it. And I was like, oh, yeah.
Is that the grossest thing ever? And I was like, I already told your mom about that. She's coming into your room in the next five minutes. You better hurry up and get all that cleaned up. Like I said something like that, like in a really sinister voice. And then he was like, what the fuck? And then just got off because he got really scared of me. And all of them got scared of me. And I hope they learn their lesson to not get online and say fucking scary, nasty things to a woman because I'll kill a kid. That makes me so fucking angry.
Oh, baby. Yeah, I love it. Oh, wait. During that one, Drew got on and they were making fun of me for being a girl. And they were like, shut up, E-Girl. Fuck you. Fuck you. Like all this crazy shit to me. And then Drew got on on a different on his computer. It was like, oh, hi. I see a sexy girl's in here. A sexy girl. And we just started like flirting. Like I was like rizzing her. And they were like, wait, what? Like, I can't believe this is happening. They were like, bro, he's scaring us.
No, he's not. You guys are just kids. You don't understand how real men talk. I love visiting women.
And that was our story. I'm the Rizzler. I haven't been on one of those. I haven't been on Prop Hut since then, though, because it actually jarred me. Like, it freaked me out. No. Right. Oh, my God. Wait. My parents are... I didn't tell you this. My parents are accidentally, literally in a movie or a TV show. Like, accidentally, fully. After the show, I was, like, driving them to the hotel that they were staying at. It's, like, right up the street from us, and it's on Main Road. And I was, like...
It was like kind of late obviously and it sounds like I'm making this up It sounds like I'm literally fucking lying, but I'm being dead serious
And like actually I have videos of it as proof. And like there's like. Now I don't trust you because Kai's lying. So I'm like, are you making up another lie that you told Kai you were going to tell me? No, no, no, no. It's real. Because I'm not like you. I don't spend time taking. It's real. It's real. It's real. But so the street was shut down, but it wasn't shut down by police. It was like shut down by like people wearing like green vests. And I was like, what the fuck? And they would just like they didn't say a word. They just like sent me this way. And I was like, oh, fuck. There must be like a bad car crash.
So like I went around up a street to, cause I had to go where the street was closed down to get to the hotel. And so I drive up this side street and like the guy's like, stop, stop. Like, uh,
You listened to him? Yeah, yeah. No, I literally was like pissed off. I was like, what? Like, tell me at least tell me why I can't go because I can't go anywhere else. The hotel is right there. He's like, oh, we're filming. We're filming. We're filming. And then I got like a video of them filming and it was like a race scene in a movie. And you can see like the camera over there and.
Like those are all like fake cars and then they like turn around. There's all the filming crew and stuff. But yeah, they were like actually filming a movie and then they let me through and I drove through the film set, which is like kind of crazy because it was like million dollar cameras lining the road. You should have just hyper like driven into all of them. That's literally like I was like, I'm going to just park here until they pay me $50 to leave because like there's that thing. Yeah, they can't. Yeah. Yeah. And there's this thing that people like.
like make a living off of with they have a motorcycle they go to and find movie sets and just sit outside the movie set revving the engine and like making as loud as much sound as possible and then they're like give me 50 bucks and i'll leave and they just dip because you're like allowed legally allowed to do that um but anyways i'm gonna do that but like record a self-tape for the they're shooting and just get a big projector and play it outside and be like i won't even see put me in the movie that's
- That's a good idea actually. Anyways, we drove through the set, I dropped them off. Well, I told them to just like hang out downstairs and just kind of watch it go down 'cause I've never seen this in LA. This is crazy, this is awesome. This is like a once in a lifetime experience and they were just chilling there
And then they heard action. And like every, the car started driving the people on like every person on the sidewalk they thought were, was watching it, but they were extras and they started walking. And my parents were just like standing on the sidewalk. And then like, they said, cut. And like,
that's a wrap. And they wrapped the scene. And in the last scene, my parents were just standing on the sidewalk. And an actor came up to them and was like, you do realize you're going to be in a TV show. I hope you're ready to be in a TV show or a movie. And my parents were like, what? And then they were cold. And so they left. I hope you're ready for your whole life to came. I know. They're having their extra debut. Except they did free labor and didn't get paid. So they're going to sue. Oh, that's a good way to do it. Yeah. I mean, instead of just being grateful for being a part of something magical, which is probably like what...
Grey's Anatomy period but no they were there was something like very high budget though like I don't like they didn't ask and like I couldn't ask anybody but like I wanted them to ask the actor so bad but they were too scared to but it was filming a lot around LA because they were filming on San Vincent Eddie or however you say that San Vicente yeah they were filming on that street and they were they're always filming on like Wilshire and shit
I was thinking it was like it was giving Netflix though. Like I don't know what it was. It was giving Anya Taylor-Joy. I just can't say shit without getting laughed at by Kai. No, it's funny. Well, because he has a crush on you so he's bullying you. It's like a child. Yeah. Because he's so underdeveloped.
I am. Yeah, I'm super immature. Guys, I'm going to be opening the Versace show, so make sure you watch it. This is filmed ahead of time. And I'm actually while you're watching this, I'm in Italy right now and I'm really nervous. No, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Show me. No, I was. I signed an NDA. I'm not allowed to show you.
JLo's going to be performing too. I'm so confused. No, you're not. She's performing her whole movie and then I come out. I'm the opening look. So it's a big deal. For Donatella Versace. Donatella Versace. Versace. Wait, why did she comment that on a video of Bella being really serious? She just commented that? Bella announcing her Lyme disease or some shit and she just said Donatella Versace. Versace.
Some really heartfelt message. She does it unironically. Maybe it's a thing how some people...
like genuinely believe that their name takes on new meaning because they've made such good art and she's like she'll know what this means and maybe bella was like oh my god that was the most beautiful thing anybody's ever said it is like the vibe though like i think that's what it is it's like a signature it's like i'm here for you like i'm thinking of you like that's what it is for her but it just looks insane like imagine me commenting drew phillips under like your pose like it's like
Doesn't it does not read the same like it doesn't read well Donatella Versace sounds way more heartfelt, but I think it's because it's like an Italian name then drew Phillips Yeah, drew Phillips eats way more, huh? It does no you have the perfect name for a guy. Thank you Thank you. See I was thinking the same thing about you Kai Kai Newman
I guess I've never thought about it, but thank you. You have the weirdest last name I've ever heard in my life. Why? I've never heard that. Newman? You've never heard the name Newman? There's like multiple celebrities with the last name Newman. Because he's a new man. Paul Newman. Randy Newman. I don't know any of these. Randy Newman made the Toy Story soundtrack. Paul Newman isn't... Who's Paul Newman?
He has a pasta sauce. Okay. That sounds fake. So we're using celebrity very loosely. You don't know about Newman's own, the whole brand with like, they have Oreos that are very mid.
Do you know about that? Basically, the Newman name doesn't have the best legacy other than the Toy Story soundtrack. It does have a- Dude, Randy Newman- But you're getting there. You are getting there. I'm looking up. We're going to take you there. Yeah. Randy Newman is lit. Randy Newman's very lit. Have you ever heard of the legacy that Umanzor has? We're tapped in. I don't think there's any other famous person with that. Oh my God. Wow. Woof.
I was crazy. Have you heard of the Phillips legacy? We designed TVs, refrigerators. That's all me, baby. That's all me. Yeah, me and Kai are underdogs. I'm actually signing with you now. Yeah, I'm a nepo, baby. Yeah, I know. Man, I fucking know. Your parents are in fucking TV shows. I actually... Oh, you have a meeting? Yeah, damn it. Like, literally right now. Oh. Oh, okay.
Some people don't take this job seriously. Like, I put this as a priority before everything else. Like, I'm literally supposed to be in Italy right now, and I have this. No, I fucked it up because I slept in because I stayed up till 6 a.m. watching Prospering kill it on Fortnite, and it was amazing. And also, yesterday, I worked out, and I actually feel like my muscles were attached by Velcros. And you know how if you don't go like this and you rip it this way, it takes longer for the Velcro to rip off? I feel like somebody did that to my arms and my abs. Mm-hmm.
Oh, they're sore. Oh, yeah, we did Josiah's, like, famous ab workout yesterday together. Oh, we'll insert the video. What do you guys think, y'all? It's pretty good, right? It's pretty lit. Like, you're acting like they saw the video already? What is this called? It's, like, Russian something. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Was that you? Oh, wow.
- Are you serious? - Yes, he kept having these wet nasty farts at the gym. And he claims they're not wet. - Dude, we gotta tighten that up. - And he keeps claiming they're not wet, but I know he's sweating his little fucking ass off. - I actually wasn't sweating, I actually wasn't sweating. They was not wet. - I bet there was mist that came up through that. - And also, you have to show the other video if you got it on video. There was one point he was like, "Oh, I think I'm gonna fart again, so let's do that again." So we all started working out and he clenched his whole face. He shook trying to fart. And I looked at him.
I was like, dude, you look like you're going to shit. Dude, he looked like he was going to shit himself. No one's not going in there. That's embarrassing. Also, I'm just going to humble myself and let that video get put in the podcast even though I look like shit in it, but just know that I have my bad days too. We'll add a beauty filter. Yeah, add the bold glamour. Like, let's add bold.
Glamor will make you really beautiful. Let's add bold glamour with like a hair down effect So like you know when like people add fake hair in it like you can see your face through and it glitches through I want that for that should we add this selfie of me? I hate that picture of you. I think it's actually really okay. Also. I'll explain why you scare me Oh, yeah Drew if you it's you don't scare me the way a net like any new human who had to live with you would be scared because I know you so well But you have the oddest
survival instincts of any human I've ever met in my life because Drew will hang around for a few minutes and be kind of silent and not really be in a mood but like he's not in a bad mood but he's not like very chipper and he's not adding to it he kind of just like hanging around if he doesn't get what he wants from the situation he will just disappear into his room for like an hour and then
And me and Josiah will be like, is he mad at us? Like, whatever. Don't bother him. Just like let him go to his room. And then he'll come back out and like survey the room again, come into the kitchen, eat a few snacks, and then get like a sudden sugar rush. Come into the room. Ignore what we're saying. We could be having a full conversation and he'll just come in and be like,
and then we're like what and then he's like oh my god you guys fucking hate me come back into the kitchen eat more snacks stand in the like doorway and keep saying things until he gets our attention and then he gets our attention keeps it for like 10 minutes doesn't say anything we'll start singing and be like was that good and we're like no and then he's like
Okay, fuck you guys. That's why I'm going back to my room. But really what's happening is he's getting like a very sudden sugar spike dropping down and then being like, I'm going back to my room and then go back to your room. I have a very different reality. A very different, um,
Sometimes the vibes aren't fully there for me. Not because y'all are being mean or anything. I'm just like, oh, I don't have the energy to partake in this conversation. I'm going to go lay on my phone. Period. That's it. Then I come back out. I survey the vibes again. And I'm like, okay, the vibes are here. Let's turn up. I'm down to do. But half the time, it's y'all fucking playing Fortnite together. And I'm like, I don't play Fortnite. So I'm like, girl, I'm going to go play my iPhone.
and do that. We're bonding. You could take that moment to be like, I'm going to play with them and bond. It's just not fun. It's not that fun to me anymore. Like I try, I'd really try to like, it's fun when I win, but it's not fun when I don't win. Drew has like epigenetic only child genes. Yeah. I remember when we were in Texas, I don't know, we like got back pretty late from that basketball game, but like I was in bed and Drew like
I was like, I'm so tired. I have to go to bed. And like 20 minutes later, like the door creaks open and I'm like, you can come in. And then he comes in and starts like jumping on the bed and like literally like dances around the room for an hour. Like a little clown. And we made like, I don't know, like 14 TikToks. We'll insert a couple of them. And then he like passed out. Life happens fast. And if you don't stop, then smell the roses on stone.
It'll fly right past you. And that's why we stop. Dude, he literally gets like pre-bed zoomies. Like it is actually insane. Fine, I'll just stop doing that. We're not saying that. I'll just stop being me since it's such...
a hard thing for y'all to deal with. Actually, that is what I was hoping for this conversation. Thank you. I'm glad that you're the kind of person that can hear us out and become different. I'll change for you. Yeah, I just don't like who you are anymore. Yeah. Something's different. Something is different. Something has shifted. No, but yesterday we were all sitting in the room because we were working on things and
And we're like me and Drew are sitting there like in this meeting, like just working. And I'm fully tapped in working. And Drew suddenly just goes from working and gets up and starts walking around the room and is like singing and stuff. And he's like,
Where's everyone's energy? Like when I'm up, everyone else is down. This always happens. And I was like, girl, because you literally are so fucking weird. And he was like, what? Okay, fine, whatever. And then he did the same thing. He left and he was like, I'm just going to go to my room. But then he came back because I think he went to his bed and had too much energy to just be laying down. And he wanted to talk. No, I wanted to work. I was like trying to work. Like not enough people are working anymore. That's how I feel too. And that's the story. After dinner, um,
or after the show, we didn't talk about the show at all. We did a show in LA and we didn't like publicize it
at all but we did like a live podcast it was a fucking vibe it went great it was super funny and goofy sorry we didn't tell you about it it just sold out before we could announce it to the public sorry not sorry we're so famous and lit like people want to be us people want to be me be me I feel like crazy we're easy alright let's get into some media we watched dream scenario and I really liked it it was cool it was a vibe
But also it was... No, no, no. I'm thinking of something else. We finished all nine episodes of the Love is Blind, the new Love is Blind season. We watched...
Inya had already watched them. I watched six episodes in one day. Oh my God, yeah. I've been brain rotting. Yeah, for the second time, she watched the exact same episodes. I stayed up all night till 6 a.m., binged it, and then woke up and was like, Drew, you need to catch up and watched it all over again. So I spent 24 hours watching Love is Blind. And you clocked that 19 hours and 25 minutes on your iPhone. I've been working hard. Some of y'all aren't fucking working hard. You've been running up that screen time a little bit. I'm so sad. Oh, man.
I think I'm going to hit some well butchering soon, guys. I'm 25. Some welly. Some welly. The brain is developed. Need some welly. Need some zo. Need some zo.
Need some love. Zo, zo, zo. But yeah, I've been detaching from my reality and really getting in on my screen time because I have no motivation to get out of bed. And I was thinking about that today because I was like, damn, dude, sleeping in used to be so awesome even when I was a depressed teenager because I was like, I don't give a fuck. I want to sleep my life away. But now that I'm 25, that is not a vibe. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm so depressed and I don't even want to get out of my fucking stinky ass bed. Um,
And this is so sad because I have no reason to be sad, but I was just born with awful brain chemistry and nothing will make it better, even though I have so much love and success and amazing things in my life. And I just feel so ungrateful and awful. But it's OK, because then the summertime comes on. I'm like, guys, oh, my God, what? That was so crazy. I felt like that was weird. But then even in the summertime, sometimes at night I stay up way too late and then I think about my life and I'm back to where I started. But it's OK. Right.
You need an anti-psychotic. You need to go to fucking prison because you're freaking me out, bitch. Oh, I was going to say, because what you do, because yesterday Josie was like, oh, do I scare you when you get high? And I was like, no, you don't scare me. Because Josie tries to scare me when I'm high. Like he'll do a creepy voice or something. I'm like...
You just look stupid because I have like the magnifying glasses that an edible gives me. And I'm like, you are just such a person right now. It's freaking me out. That's what freaks me out. But he's just like a little brother. You scare me because when I'm high and you disappear to your room for an hour and in my head, I'm like, oh, he went to sleep. But then you just reanimate into my life.
Then I have to like re-download this person and you freak me out because sometimes you will come into the room and you won't say anything. And then I'm just too high. And I'm like, is he mad? Like what is happening? But then you'll reintegrate and it's normal. But I get scared because I always think you go to sleep because it's like 4 a.m. And I'm like, that's what happened last night. I thought you went to sleep and then you came back out. Wait, when? Last night after the gym, like.
me and Josie were sitting on the couch for like a minute alone just us and Josh went to sleep and you had headed to your room at the same time so I was like oh maybe he went to sleep but then you came back out um and I was like he's still here well I've I've been I've been trying to spend more time with y'all because it's a very big point of contention because you bring it up a lot you're like true yeah because I don't like that you're in your room a lot I feel like my boyfriend is you should come hang out in my room
And like we should parallel play. We do. No, that's the problem. It's like when a cat does something and you just like start rewarding it for its behavior because me and Josie have started going to Drew's room and sitting in bed. And it worked. But all it does is make him go to sleep because he gets to have his fun in.
in bed and he falls asleep and he's like, I'm not asleep. I'm not asleep. I'm not asleep. And we're talking to him and he's not responsive. And we're like, okay, I guess we're just like, we got comfy here for no reason because we've been in here for five minutes and now he's not. This is what I've been saying. It is actually so difficult being a desirable person because I can't have time to myself. I'm going to plan with Josie for us to ignore you for like three days straight. So you would literally watch me like
- Deteriorate. - Deteriorate and then kill myself. - Turn to dust. - Oh, you're so sexy. - Yeah. Okay, Drew's Psyop Corner. Guys, wait, I didn't read any of these yet. Hold on, let me look at them. - Oh, did you guys do media already? - No, I'm gonna do it after Psyop Corner. I just said dream scenario.
Okay. Today I and then but she plus and I wasn't and it wasn't and everyone was and so also they. The thing is I couldn't tell if you were really fucking up reading out loud or if you were reading something. That's my favorite thing to do when we troll is yesterday somebody like guys are just such fucking pervs and nasty and stupid but I found the perfect way to troll guys who are being like nasty pervs on Fortnite and shit because they'll be like
uh they'll be like oh my dick my dick and then i just go what and then i just make them say it so much and i i'm not kidding they always will repeat it upwards of 10 times before they realize that i've just made them like repeat is it pink 10 times and then they're like okay fuck you and i'm like what i literally can't hear you can you please say it again and they're like no you're fucking with me and i'm like no i'm not i'm just curious um but yeah
Yeah, I heard you doing that last night. That was a vibe. Screenshots don't scare me. Bitch, I'm still going to lie. I think I might have read this one. Y'all love skinny guys until you slap their ass and it sounds like a screenshot. My favorite thing ever will be Orion. There was a firework that went off in the distance and on Citizen she was like, y'all, God just took a screenshot. I'm scared.
Men in their 30s love films so much they start dating a 24-year-old.
Right, right. Shout out Nina. Shout out Jacqueline. Shout out Monica. And then this one, y'all, we read this in the email. Monica Lewinsky submitted a... Yeah, it was her. Monica Lewinsky doll on that blouse. Okay. We read this one and we were like, oh, like, this is a banger. Because I think, Tara, you made this up. And if you did, you fucking ate boots. Here, I'll let you read it. You're scared? No, no, no. I just...
How y'all got stank breath but only wear thongs? Bitch, you're flossing the wrong hole. I love that one. Like that one? Ay. Oh my god, this one's crazy. My dog ate my dildo. Time to take it to pound town. Bro. You're going to prison. What the fuck? Damn. Some of these literally are crazy. Some of these losers. It's always the ugliest couples that say they looking for a third. Be thankful you have each other.
That's funny. Okay. Well, that was Drew's side. And then my music is... Icon Killer, Meta Room, Clue 7, Mad Lib. Ooh, that's a good one. You're like shocked. The Free Design by Serial Lab and The Coldest Night of the Year, Twice as Much and Basti. Sick Goat, Sheath, Keith, Oceanic Feeling, Molly Lewis, and...
Circles Taurus. Wow. Oh, we at the live show, we were like, do y'all even fucking care about media? Because I literally I don't know if I feel like by this point, all the views drop off. Yeah, but that the show they screened. But then I was like, also, y'all are like physically here. So you actually enjoy listening to us. Yeah, yeah, you have to. You've invested too much time into us for you not to like us. Okay.
That was the episode. Thanks for watching, guys. I won't be here next week unless you all go and like and comment on my last post. Share this. Unless you guys just blow my mind. Can you care about us a little bit? All right, bye.