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Welcome, welcome, welcome. Episode 151. Wow, we made it.

You opened two gifts today. Your eyes. No, literally. God gave me two gifts this morning and they were my eyes opening to see the world and y'all better fucking believe I am blessed. That is unironically what we're like, clearly.

- We're holding onto it. - Where we're at mentally, that's what we're leaning onto. - We're holding onto it. - I literally was saying to my friend the other day, I was like, I need to just like, I need to take it back and just be happy that I wake up every day. That in itself should be joy. - That's the gift, wait, God gave us the gift, God gave us a present and it's the present day. - God gave us the gift and it just keeps on giving because we always wake up. You're always talking about me. My name must taste so good.

Wait, what? I said that to Ryan yesterday. She was like, oh. I don't get it. Oh, like my name is in your mouth? Yeah. Oh. I got it immediately. Thank you. Damn. Oh, I'm crazy. I'm the crazy one. I'm going to go. That was almost as bad as Drew's stand-up.

Okay, well... Don't fucking say that shit to me. No, that was terrible. That was horrible. Okay, guys. So if I seem a little off, it's because something insane happened to me. I don't know how much of the context I can share here.

But a long story short, I literally got carbon monoxide poisoning, like legitimately got carbon monoxide poisoning. No, dead serious. Like unironically, we were filming a video with someone, surprise coming out at the top of next month or some shit like 30 days from now. And we were cooking indoors. And it's on fucking video. But I don't know. I can't say her name, but someone brought out a grill.

We were filming for her channel and she called it an indoor grill. And I was like, girl, we're going to get carbon monoxide poisoning. You can't just like use a grill and door and it is on video. And there everybody was like, no, no, no, we're good. It's made for the indoors. And I was like, okay, well, I'm going to open a window just in case. So open the window. We launched the grill. We cook for three hours. Nothing happens. Everything is fine.

But like by the end of it, like we're all feeling a little off, but no one say anything, anything because we're all just like mentally deranged and out of it. Also, we're also just all like a little drained because we filmed for like three hours. Exactly, exactly. And so we're like chilling out back after we finished filming.

And just like chatting and then we hear like all these alarms going off in the house and we're like girl what the fuck is that I thought it was like smoke alarms but then like the videographers came out and they were like no it's carbon monoxide we've just been existing in carbon monoxide for.

levels like high levels of carbon monoxide for like hours and one of them starts freaking the fuck out and I'm still like laughing and like doing a bunch of bits and like we're running inside and like filming me on the floor in like a toxic environment whatever I still feel like a little off but I feel like pretty much fine and then everybody else is like totally chill but like

Over time, I just felt myself literally tanking. It was such a weird sensation. We were sitting out front because we weren't allowed to be inside and we collected all the cats and we were all chilling out there.

And I like could feel like my vision kind of blurring. Like I saw like a black outline on everything I looked at. And I was like, girl, what the fuck is going on? But I didn't say anything because I didn't want anybody to be scared. Anyways, fire trucks show up. They clear us to go back inside. They don't. No one checks us at all, which I was like, the fuck? Also, being in those situations is so funny because my baseline is so low. Don't fucking ask if I feel fine. I literally don't know. Because I just feel the way I always do. So now I'm just scared because I'm like...

Am I not supposed to feel like this? And I just can't tell. But yeah, it was spooky-wooky vibes. Also, I was coming down from my Adderall that day, so I actually couldn't tell. I was just like, I don't know. But we go back inside because we opened the windows. We were cleared by the fire department to go back in, and it was probably an hour of ventilation.

And we're just sitting and chopping it up and just chatting. And I'm sitting on the stairs and I start getting so dizzy, but I don't say anything still because I'm like, I don't want them to think I'm like over-exaggerating or like faking or like whatever for attention, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. And so I don't say anything. And then like the person we filmed with kept being like, Drew, you need to leave. Like you're acting off, like something's off. And then I start feeling my chest tightening up and I start getting really short of breath. And I'm like, okay, something is seriously like,

wrong and then I was like if I throw up like that's when I should go to the hospital because I was like I don't need to go to the fucking hospital because I was so because we were in the car and he was like like fucking flopping around and I now I'm getting anxious because I'm like is this motherfucker gonna die in my passenger seat I was literally fainting and I literally I kept being like I'm gonna take you to urgent care I'm gonna take you like I'm driving on the highway so I can't look find one and then he'd be like no it's fine

it's fine I'm probably just being dramatic and then would literally like like knock out and I was just kept checking to see if he was breathing because I was like what is happening this motherfucker is dying and then we got home and he was like he was like that was actually crazy I thought I was gonna die in the car and I was like yeah I know and you wouldn't let me take you to the fucking hospital because then he was like they're just gonna charge me like okay that is the crazy thing like when we were all talking about it when we were even contemplating if the ambulance was gonna come the fact that all of us were immediately like

Okay, we might have carbon monoxide poisoning, but actually it's gonna cost so much so should we all just kind of like risk like Chilling if we're gonna chill which is the craziest vibe everybody I drew was just like they're just gonna charge me money to give me oxygen and I'm breathing it in right now They were just gonna put me on 100% oxygen. I was like bitch. I'm breathing 100% oxygen right now Like literally what are you talking about? And it would have cost probably like 30 fucking thousand dollars because my insurance fucking sucks. Um

Also, then when you were in the bathroom when we got home for too long, I literally was on my phone and I was like, I need to go over there to see if he's alive because I don't know if you noticed I went into the kitchen. I was like, I just started talking to see if you were alive because I was like, if this motherfucker dies under my care...

bitch I'm killing myself I'm gonna be so pissed I'm gonna kill myself it was it was spooky vibes I like barely like remember the car ride and like I was repeating I was repeating a bunch of shit I was sweating like out my ass like it was it was literally terrifying but I felt crazy because everybody else felt fine but for some reason like bitch it's because I'm so little and put see no it's because you're fucking weak minded oh she was right it's because you're

weak minded so somebody said you have carbon monoxide poisoning and then your body went to placebo and told you that someone said that to me and I was like you shall not cast those spirits on my soul and I was fine no it's because I'm so little and petite I'm like a canary bird that they bring into the caves and I just like have so much

so little body mass that like such little bits of carbon monoxide Dude you actually do look like you're dead in that picture. No it was giving like fucking passed out on the concrete 2.0 like it was scary vibes. Insert that video. I mean we could drive him to the hospital. No I'm not going to the hospital. We could just drive to the hospital it wouldn't cost $4,000.

The thing is, Mason last night was literally throwing up like four times in a row and we did take him to the hospital, so I'm like, why do we have to take Drew to the hospital? Look at him. He's way worse than Mason. This is like Project X. Yeah, I know. What if this is like... I'm caught in this picture.

But yeah, I'm just like really strong. But that was the thing. I was like, okay, if you're the only one who's feeling sick and you're not throwing up, because I do agree. If you started throwing up, I would have been like, okay, we need to go to the hospital. But in the car, I was going to take him to the hospital anyway. But I was like, then this motherfucker is going to be mad at me when he like, when I like try to save his life. And then I bring him there and they're like,

Girl go home. I called the ER and they were like bitch like literally just come like call an ambulance if you can drive Drive, and I was just like okay Yeah, they were like we can't give you any medical advice Okay, what the fuck is the point of you being by the phone? Yeah exactly So I survived I'm a sir fucking viper. I'm a sir fucking viper. Yeah, basically damn

-Now what? Now fucking what? -See, you are being irrational. You're being irritable and scary and nasty. You're a nasty woman.

woman don't fucking play with me the thing is too it's like we always say this every time you have like what is nearing a medical emergency it is so hard to navigate with you because you like go into fits where you're like okay i'm freaking out i'm freaking out for you i'm freaking out oh my god okay um what's happening and then two minutes pass and you're like honestly i'm fine i'm probably being dramatic and then because i don't know anymore you're like wait i'm crazy

What's happening? And that's what was happening in the car. And I was like, bro, I literally can't read this situation. I don't know. But I did feel funky. But like I was saying, because I was explaining to you after I had my hair up and a half up, half down all day. My head always fucking hurts from it. So I was like, my head could just be hurting from that. I don't fucking know. I was feeling like a little like wobbly. But again, I had taken my medicine that day. So I was like, I'm probably just coming down from my medicine and from being on camera. And also on top of everything, I'm so...

Strong so it just takes a lot. Yeah, like it would take so much poison to kill me. Yeah, that's true No, you're so big It takes a lot more. No, I'm big minded. That's true. That's true. That's true. You guys See who's on the new remix for the Charlie XCX song Lord Lord

Well, that one came out, but then another one came out. There's another one? Yeah, and I'm on it. Another one, thank you. Another one, thank you. You're on it. Wait, what'd you say? I'm on it. I'm on the remix. No, you're fucking not. Play it. If you have it, play it. Is it on streaming? Yeah, it's on stream. I just sent you a link. True. Oh my fucking God. It just came out. It's out? It just dropped. It's out.

Yup, for a gang. Dude. Y'all are so annoying.

Anya! You can lie for me. No, I'll ride for you. I will ride for you. Damn, the twink death bar goes fucking nuts. Wait, did you say you experienced twink death or Drew death? No, Kai experienced twink death and he was never my type anyways, which is tea. I was just hitting for the fuck of it. Like, I didn't give a fuck. And you know what the real tea of it all is, Kai? Yeah. I'm on the fourth remix. The fourth?

I'm on the Lord remix. Charlie and Lord asked me to be on the remix. They asked me to be on the remix. You know what's fucked up? If by chance any of them hear any of that, they're going to be like,

What the fuck? Why are you doing that? Also, what prompted you to do that? Why did you do that? Dude, she asked me. She was like, you have beef with Josiah. You should fix it. She knows Josiah? Well, she was just like, oh, like all like a bunch of industry. She said a bunch of industry beef is getting squashed right now on my album. So you should fix it.

join yeah the lana and the lana azalea shit the kai drew and josiah shit no but but i literally i was like not joking i'm on the fourth remix like i have it right here you have a song too did that just oh fucking josiah i was having so much fun i didn't know it made you jealous i was fucking like you were saying i was meant to be free you will hold me down we'll

Hey! But that's not true. Email! Your heart, my heart.

Hello.

Why didn't I get a mention in that one? Why didn't you mention me? Bro, because this is Deep Between Me and Kyle. He's just addressing our beef. Yeah, it's our beef. And you sound jealous, actually. You sound hella jealous because you didn't get a song. You know what's funny? You don't have a song. If y'all have songs to each other, bitch, I got something for you. Yeah. It's crazy. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit. I just... And use your fucking ears and listen, bitch. I can't get away from you.

See, I picked the harder song. Yeah, this one is way harder. You're crazy. I'm so curious. Yup. I don't have that shit. I don't have that shit. Hey! Everybody wants me! Holy shit, everybody wants me.

I hate this so much. Everybody wants me. I know all of the songs are about you. But I don't have that app, so it's okay. Stupid. Dude, you fucking slid. Pale grey skin. I got body.

That part Wait, it is taken for granted That's what I'm saying It goes on Who was? There he is Fuck you

Dude, the air in the water is so hot. *laughing*

That last note. That shit sucks. That last bar. You sound like actually good, like unironically, like that's a good song, but that last fucking note is crazy. Dude, because I was just feeling too serious. I was like, I need to start screaming or something because this shit like feels like I'm trying hard. Also, this is the audio. I said I was going crazy last night after making this. I think it's why am I listening to this? I'm like, why am I doing this?

I was so high. I was listening to it. I was like, wait, I fucking slid. She listened to it like 26 times. I'm not kidding. She listened to it like it was, what's that Antwar Village song with the guy with the nails in his head? Tizo Touchdown? Antwar Village? What the fuck are you talking about?

Die Antward? Oh, bitch, this song. He has a song called Antward Village or something. No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. It's the one that Rain was just like, I actually like that song. That's Third Coast. He says something about like a...

I don't fucking, I don't care, bro. Whatever. During the drop on Enya's, those like first eight bars are so fucking good. Aren't they crazy? The delete and grind it off your phone. I don't know why you're saying that because I literally don't have that on my fucking phone. That's crazy because if you go to recently deleted, actually, no, if you go to the app store and you go to Grindr, it says re-download, re-download. It doesn't say download. Oh yeah, it has the icon of the cloud. No. Yeah, it does. And then if you go to his history on iCloud,

he's been having that up for like seven years no seven years so no actually actually like a decade unironically um but dude that was insane that we just like played back to back we played an album we played an album we played an ep for them no i can't wait for her to i know her ass is gonna hear that shit and like if i was her i would be like

Bro, you're disrespecting my art. Fucking chill. But I'm also like, it's parody. You know you made it when you get a parody song made about your music. It's so good that people are like... I'm not even parodying it. That was coming from my heart. Yeah, actually. Yeah, yeah. Once you added the reverb to Enya's, it doesn't sound like a parody anymore. It sounds very real. It sounds like I was really trying. Dude, I was so high and I was like...

hyper fixated on this dude like literally like it took like three hours to record hers uh uh

It took like an hour, guys. I was so tired by the end. I know. I was trying so hard not to like. When you left the room, I like finished like the second half of that. I did in the span of like 10 minutes when Drew left the room because I was like, okay, I just need to get this over with because he's like knocking out on his bed. Yeah, but I was trying so hard to be there for you. I was like, no, like this is lit. Like this is a movie. And I stayed awake. Hey guys. Wow, we're on camera now. This is crazy. This is crazy. We wanted to take a quick moment to thank our sponsor, ZocDoc.

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This isn't good enough. It needs an arc. I wish you would have seen how stressed I was about the lyrics. When I couldn't get certain fucking melodies right, I was having a condition fit. During the drop, I recorded that, I'm not kidding, 26 times and deleted everything I was doing because I couldn't get how Lorde was doing the melodies where she was going up instead of down. So I was just like, fuck it. It's literally not that deep. That's how I even found out

this was happening because I wasn't supposed to know but I kept hearing Drew talking and at first I was playing Fortnite so I thought he was just on the phone but then he kept like repeating shit I was like what is he doing and I went to his room and I heard him like singing and then I saw that the mic and everything was on his bed and I was like what are you doing he was like oh nothing like whatever and I was like obviously at this point I had heard it and I was like

What are you doing though? What are you doing? Cause I heard him mention Kai. So I was like, these motherfuckers are making music without me. Like I literally, I literally just felt like a kid. I felt left out. And I was like, I want something like, what about me? Well, if it makes you feel better, you objectively made the best song. And then Kai's is the second best. And then mine is the third worst. Dude, the timing getting fucked up halfway through. I couldn't figure out how to fix that. Dude, your twink death bar goes so crazy for real. Um,

Well, that was our album coming to streaming services if Charlie will let us very soon. Please, Charlie. No, I don't need anybody to have that on their phone. Girl, that shit is getting downloaded and put on YouTube immediately. Oh, my God, bro. But, well...

Taco Bell, count your fucking days, freak bitches. I swear to fucking God, Taco Bell. Like, I'm not even fucking playing anymore. Like, I've actually had... Fuck you, Taco Bell. I hate you, Taco Bell. I fucking hate you, Taco Bell. I've had it up to literally here with Taco Bell. No, but for real, like, bitch, I've been trying to get that fucking Cheez-It Crunchwrap Supreme. I fucking hate Crunchwrap Supremes. I think they're the worst item on the Taco Caca Bell menu. Like, fuck them. Can't do it. Don't like it.

But I was going to give it a chance because I wanted the Cheez-It Tostada, like the big fucking massive Cheez-Its because I've been heavy, like, like loving Cheez-Its recently. Like it's been on my mind heavily. Like I, I just like, I get that snack now. It's part of my like gas station convenience store order. What?

What? Dude. And I bet, because I've been, like, cheeses have been on my mind lately. Like, the way you're talking with, like, such vindiction. Cheeses and goldfish. Like, I swear to God. They're, like, the best, like, snacks right now. Snoops. But...

I've ordered it twice now. And the first time I was like, you know what? Like it was late. And it was a new item. Yeah, it was a new item. I'm like, okay, they forgot to put the fucking Cheez-It inside of my Crunchwrap. I'm not eating a Crunchwrap without a Cheez-It inside of it because they're rancid. They taste like fucking boiled, whatever. Boiled cock and balls is what I was going to say. Salty cock and balls. But so I didn't eat it. And then I ate the burrito because it came with a burrito inside the box and it had fucking hella refried beans in it. And I hate refried beans. Like refried beans are...

They're trauma for me. If you really want me to get into it, I was forced to eat refried bean burritos and cans of refried beans every day for like three and a half, four years. The thing is, you're not joking. No, I'm being dead serious. I fucking hate refried beans. It kind of makes sense because I feel like you were a kid who needed protein. Yeah. So I think I would force my kid to eat that too. Yeah. I need protein now. You need peanut butter. I want to eat scoops of peanut butter like all day, but I just keep forgetting to buy peanut butter. Like I literally keep forgetting to buy it. But-

anyways i ordered again because so rain and india went out to in and out too and i wanted to go it was the best night of my fucking life like i'm not kidding it literally reset something in my brain like it gave me an extra push i needed because a day before like that day actually i had a two-hour session with my therapist i have been down so bad seeing psychiatrists soon like i need help

And then Rain was like, let's get you out of the house. Like, let's go have fun. So we went and watched Inside Out, too. But I was like, I need to be really high for this. So we both got high and there was a Taco Bell right next to the theater. So we were like, we should go to the Taco Bell, get the Cheez-Its, like, new, like, special menu items and then bring it into the theater. Because, like, the theater was going to be empty. It was midnight. Yeah, it was like a late showing.

We were stuck in the Taco Bell for so fucking long that we both started getting high in the Taco Bell. And I'm not kidding. It felt like I had crossed a new line of a dimension. Like the people in there, the people filtering in and out were freaking me the fuck out because I was like, it literally was.

was like new genre of characters. Like there was this one guy with long hair and like a shave down the middle that had like kind of grown out and he was yelling at the workers because he was like a door dasher and they wouldn't give him his like his thing. And like, he like threw a fit and yelled at them and then left. And then two minutes later came back and was like, no, seriously, can I get my stuff though? Because they were like so busy. It was taking so long. We were in there for 30 fucking minutes. But we finally get our Taco Bell and we didn't get drinks because we're putting all of the Taco Bell into like this big fucking bag.

rain had and we're like whoa we'll just get like drinks at the movie theaters we were so fucking late and it was such a late showing that by the time we were going into the theater the doors were closed we had to like bang on the doors till a worker came out from the back to open it and they had turned off all the soda machines so we had to eat our Taco Bell with water which to me is like fucking insane because at this point if I'm having Taco Bell and not push

pushing it down with a soda the fuck am I doing we got in there I'm not kidding the way I felt watching that movie was exactly how I felt when I watched Spider-Man 2 Into the Spider-Verse like the second one that was like a very significant moment in Inya's life I couldn't believe it transcendental I was watching that movie and I was like

Movie magic. God is good. It's so real. It was good. It was amazing. Granted, I was so fucking high. But they missed the fucking first 15 minutes of the movie, which is the best part of the fucking movie because the sexy dad is like picking other dudes up at hockey matches and shit. Oh, did they bring him back? Yes. And they brought him back in a big way. I don't give a fuck about that man. I don't give a fuck to see that man. Okay.

Okay, like I do. You're just mad you didn't see the movie. That is what Drew cares about most. That's why he wants to see the movie. Yeah, I want to see him on the big screen, on the silver screen. So they added new emotions? Yeah. Did they add like horny? It's a kid's movie, Kai. Yeah, that's really funny actually. Oh no, yeah. This is your over. It was like a joke. I didn't think it through. I'm sorry. I just thought.

In my head, you guys like burst out laughing. Fuck, what was I going to say? Oh, so basically I had the best night ever and I got to try the new Cheez-It menu items from Taco Bell. I actually had two of the Cheez-It tostadas and then Drew stayed home. On the parallel.

I wanted to match their energy in a way. I was going to go, but it was a late night showing and I'm geriatric at this point. It's a 10 p.m. show. Yeah. That means you get home at midnight at the very earliest. And I'm like, I need to be in bed at midnight and rotting by then so I can be asleep by 1 a.m. But...

And I also knew like I was going to get trapped into going to Rain's house for like six hours. So I was just like, no, I'm just... I mean, it was awesome. We went to her house. She gave me blueberry muffin ice cream with crumble top. And then we watched like every Beyonce video ever. That sounds so good. That is basically... It was a good night. I got in the car and I was literally like...

That is basically the greatest... I'm reminiscing already. That is basically the greatest night of my life. Yeah. And I missed it. And so I wanted to match their energy, so I got my fucking second attempt at getting the Cheez-It Crunchwrap Supreme, and they didn't put the fucking Cheez-It inside of it. And I'm like, literally, what the fuck? Like, I'm like... You think you have a hex? I have a hex. Like, they're not giving me my fucking food and my orders. Like, I'm over it. I'm literally over it. So Taco Bell counts your fucking day. Well, also, there are...

They're crunch wrap. This is the longest conversation about Taco Bell ever had on any podcast, but...

They're Crunchwrap Supreme with the Cheez-It. Like, you literally just can't taste it in there. So there's a chance it was in there. But it's fucking mushy, nasty, caca-like, exploded diaper. Like, that's what that is. But I substituted beef for chicken. And I found out that y'all did the same. And I was like, wow. But we did shredded chicken. Did you do the cubed or shredded? I did the shredded. Yeah, the slow-roasted shredded. Ooh, the shredded chicken on the fucking Cheez-It tostada. We're like this. Come on. We're like this. What the fuck is that motion? It's like we're connected. We're like this.

scissoring no connected do girls scissor i wouldn't fucking know i don't know why you're asking me okay like the stuff girls do together no idea not a fucking clue like never even thought about it or seen it you're acting very guilty right now it's kind of creeping me out um did you see the uh time traveler

uh stopped the ceiling yeah yeah we saw it my only song of the week is literally just ribs by lord because that song is a classic dude i love that song that goes hard as the comment was like

Drew's gonna lose his mind when he sees this. He's gonna have a break. It was very demonic. I didn't like the demonic energy in it. I don't like that people just do that on their iPhones. It reminds me of at the beginning of TikTok, I saw this TikTok where a girl was using CapCut to edit herself shooting up and all this stupid stuff. And then the caption was, I cannot believe iPhones let uncles make this kind of stuff now. Because every time you see a video like that when it's serious, it's like some random uncle in the middle of nowhere. Oh my God, I'm the random uncle. Yeah. Yeah.

oh my god i'm like like freaky you're the like weird ass uncle my god i keep forgetting that i'm like not a kid no you're the weird ass gunkle though i wish we had that planned and we had like an air pressure thing to like inject me out do we have air pressure oh my god bro um

Sounds like the world is ending outside right now. I know. Like everything ever is happening. But anyways, I watched Triple R, RRR, the Bollywood movie. Oh, yeah. Have you seen it yet? Dude, that shit fucking rules. It's a masterpiece. It's so good. It's so fucking good. It is so sick. I could not tap in, bruh. I'm not kidding. The demon from that fucking video is breaking in right now. It heard me talking about him. Probably a dump truck. Dude, that movie...

It like single-handedly... Sorry, that was my dump truck. Okay. I sat down and just shook the earth. Yeah. My fat fucking ass, man. It's so girthy. It's so ginormous and heavy. You're not supposed to describe your ass as girthy. It's big. It's dense. Yeah, it's a dense ass. It's thick. You do have a big perfect bubble butt. Anyway, that movie was so good. That felt like painful coming out of your mouth. You didn't even want to say that. It's just like a part of you now. Yeah. Um...

I couldn't get into that movie. But I think since I came home late. Yeah, you missed like the first half of the movie. Yeah, so I missed like the hype leading up to it. Yeah, you need the lore. And I just walked in on it. And instead of paying attention, I went into the kitchen and I made my dinner, which was a tuna sandwich, olives, some chicken nuggets, and a few fries. And I sat right next to Josie eating it. All he did was complain for like 20 minutes that I was eating the stinkiest meal. It was so rank, bro. Yeah.

It was really fucking good though. Tuna and olives is really good and they are the stinkiest foods I could possibly be eating. You literally eat Resident Evil food. Yeah, maybe you could add vegetables next time. Oh my God. Who the fuck are you talking to?

And yet doesn't eat vegetables. You're literally becoming subordinate. Like you were... Insubordinate. Oh, yeah, right, right. I'm just looking out for you because there's a lot of minerals and vitamins. Bitch, I eat vegetables, the fuck. I look like I don't eat vegetables. I've never seen her eat vegetables. I've never seen you eat vegetables. Exactly. Oh, sorry.

fucking cheese I have lettuce inside of my crunch wrap let's talk about that and tomatoes I've seen you eat synthetic gummies that are shaped like vegetables yeah and it was fucking good every single time wait do I eat vegetables no yeah I do fuck you bitch

I eat vegetables, the fuck? Sounds like someone who doesn't eat vegetables. No, I eat salads. Guys, seriously. Like, I love a good salad. I ate salads. You ate, like, past tense. Period. No, I ate point blank period. That part. But yeah, RRR was sick. A very relatable movie. I feel like I'm the main guy here.

I feel like I just am. I embody him. No, but that was like a cute best friend story. I didn't know like Bollywood movies are like super homoerotic like that. Like there were a bunch of moments where I was like, damn, they need to fucking kiss right now. I don't think it was homoerotic. I think you might have just been projecting. No, it felt like that to me. Well, I wanted them to kiss. Like who doesn't? They kept falling on top of each other and like straddling each other. And I was like, all right. What are you going to do now? Holding each other and shit. Like it was a vibe. If you're already there, you might as well.

Go for it. - Go for it. - Get the fuck away from me, bitch. Ladders are like $300 by the way. Ladders are so expensive. Ladders are the biggest scam we've ever had. And like, I'm sorry, we need to get down to the bottom of this because I did not understand how expensive ladders were until I was watching my favorite channel on YouTube

Evan and Caitlin. Shout out Evan and Caitlin. They will never see this because they would never venture on this side of the internet because they are so fucking normal. The queen and the king. I want to see them kiss. Yeah, they've kissed before on videos. You're not tapped in the way I am. No, and yeah, I'm not kidding. I will look at Enya's laptop and like,

when she's laying in bed the next morning and I'll look at like the channel because she's always on that fucking channel and every single video is watched all the way through to the very every one of them multiple times there's not a video on their channel I have not watched that is like 25 minutes yeah they're long some of them are like an hour

They're like really long. And it takes me like, they put me like that channel puts me to sleep. They are so comforting to me. Like I understand when people find like a comfort creator or comfort content, that is my comfort content. I put that on and I go to sleep and it takes me days to finish a video because I will like fall asleep mid video. I've been watching their last video for the past five days because I just fall asleep at the same part every time. And I always start it over and it's amazing. And I love them. But yeah,

They were talking about ladders. Why are they so fucking expensive? Like, actually, $100 for a ladder, to me, that's ludicrous. Oh, it's only $100? The cheaper ones are $100, and then the really stable, good ones are up to, like, $300, $350. Okay, okay. That makes sense. The fuck is that $350 for? Engineering? Yeah, it's engineering. They're math-producing that shit! Like...

Why do I why does somebody have to pay more for their safety as somebody with a family who uses ladders all the time in their places of work? Why are you pushing up and bumping up the prices so that somebody is safe and doesn't fall to their fucking death when they're already doing a job that is so labor intensive? Like y'all have me fucked up. And that's my stance. Wow.

Claps. My dad had a couple ladders. And I was like, damn, I didn't know it was this expensive. We couldn't even keep the lights on. You need to stop buying these fucking ladders. No, I knew a kid growing up that his dad fell off a ladder and died when we were in fifth grade. I think it happens pretty often. He was on my baseball team. My dad's fallen off a ladder working on a roof so many times. And he'll always call me and be like, I'm going to the hospital. We had a Santa decoration for Christmas that...

was like Santa Claus was like hanging or it was supposed to be my dad dressed as Santa Claus and he was hanging lights across like our house and the ladder was tipped over and he was just like hanging on. We just filled like, it looked like a mannequin like hanging on, but it looked very real. And like, I'm not kidding. Like the first day was up like five people within the first like 30 minutes of it being finished, pulled over and like called the cops and shit. Like, because it looked like a guy was hanging there. I'll try to find a picture of it.

- Get fucking pranked, that's what you get for having empathy, idiot. - No, literally, literally. Empathy is like technically a bad thing. - Empathy is a night. - What do you mean it's a bad thing? - It's bad to put yourself in other people's shoes. - No, that's like an important part. - Yeah, 'cause what if they have foot fucking in their socks? - That's what I was gonna say, that's literally what I was gonna say, 'cause you could get sweaty feet and shit.

You're saying you shouldn't have empathy because you could get sweaty feet? Well, empathy is putting yourself in other shoes. Yeah. It's like people... Putting yourself in other people's shoes and sharing shoes is gross. That's what I'm saying. Also, if somebody has smaller feet than me, then it's going to be impossible for me to put my feet in there. Like, how am I going to fit in that? Yeah. No, empathy is...

It's more than just a figure of speech. It's like... What is a figure of speech? A finger of speech? I didn't say finger of speech. Why are you talking about fingering in you? Oh, wow. I didn't know about that. It's actually kind of weird. I have no idea how you just did that, but it was impressive. Um...

Well, when I was in seventh grade, I wrote a paper, research paper on assisted suicide. And the teacher never looked at me the same again. How old were you? Seventh grade. How old is seventh grade? That's like 12. Yeah, 12, I think. Might have been earlier.

because i don't remember being in the middle school no it was like i didn't tell my fucking birth mom when i was like six or seven that if i worked in an office i would kill myself like i'm i can't i can't even no it was it was a fucking vibe and also like it was about this specific clinic in switzerland i'm sure there's more now maybe it wasn't switzerland i can't remember anymore but it was some european country that like i think it is switzerland you would pay

Yeah, because they still do that. Yeah, you pay like thousands and thousands of dollars to just be put to sleep. And I thought it was so fascinating. And I was arguing that it should be a right to assisted suicide when I was in seventh grade. And she called my parents and it was tea. They should have known then that I was fucked up. They should have known then that I was not playing crazy. I was not playing about that shit.

Well, you're fucking here. So you're actually not even about shit. Well, you can change your reality by thinking thoughts. Positive thoughts. Yeah. No, dead serious. You can change your reality. You can shit. We are constantly shifting realities. And I mean that very genuinely. Every single time you think a thought, it affects your reality. And so say you're having a bunch of negative thoughts for the past week or

Today, try thinking positive. And every time you catch yourself thinking negative thoughts, switch those to positive thoughts and watch your reality literally change. I'm telling you, manifestation is very real. 369 Nikola Tesla method.

three times in the morning, six times in the afternoon, nine times at night. Write down your affirmations. We got to write. Bro, the problem is I swear to God, I don't think I can think of that many positive things. You do one sentence. It's like, I want health and wealth. And you write it three times, six times, nine times. That's not getting done. That's just not getting done. One thing about me is I'm going to say something negative. There is not...

I was... What is it? 15... 18 positive things I could say. I genuinely don't think there is. No, that is a lie. I'm very grateful for my life. I am very grateful for every single person watching this podcast. I was thinking about that last night. I was like, we don't talk about that enough. Like, how thankful we are to have people that tune in every fucking week. Yeah, we were talking about it last night. I was like, I can't believe we're at a point where...

I feel like satisfied just doing the podcast and I don't wake up and get scared if people care about me or like actually think I'm funny or anything because we have the podcast. So I am grateful for that. And I'm like, thank you so much for fucking tuning in and changing our lives. The thing is, I'm very grateful, but I am sad against my own will. But that is changing soon. Hopefully.

Coming soon. New era of my brain chemistry coming soon. We're putting her on lithium. It's going to be a vibe. I'll let y'all know what I get told. Maybe. Most likely not.

Anyways, here's my review for Inside Out 2. And I meant this with my fucking chest. Like I was laughing typing this out, but I actually meant this. I said, movie magic. Seriously, this movie blows me away. I'm left with no words. I will choose to lead with joy and allow my imagination to run free. And that I've been living on the high of that movie. Like I might watch that movie again because it made me happy. So I just need to find more things that make me happy.

Does the inside out dad take his shirt off? Bro, I don't give a fuck about him. Like he literally like low key, he should leave the fucking family at this point because I don't care. How about that? You just said you were going to lead with joy and now you're leading with anger. I know.

Like, y'all are pissing me off. It's hard to lead with joy when you have stupid bitches all around you. Like, it's really hard. No one talks about that. Like, everyone's always like, oh, Enya's annoying. She's a bitch, blah, blah, blah. Have you ever thought that, like, the bitches put on me? Like, the idiots in my life just make me so angry. Yeah. Drew's upset. I get it. I'm super fucking stupid. Yeah.

Kai likes being degraded. Okay, well, Addison Rae. I'm kidding. I love you guys. Come on. Are you serious? Addison Rae. You lit up. Addison Rae has superstar aura, y'all. I love her so much. I'm not kidding. I've seen her out a few times and had a couple conversations with her.

and there was a specific moment we went to this birthday party and no one was fucking dancing on the dance floor so me and Inya bit the fucking bullet and went to go dance on the dance floor and then shortly after Addison and her homie came and joined us on the dance floor and I just was like oh my

Oh my god, she's so free. She has superstar aura like she will be a star count your fucking day She already is a star but like she she just has that like it quality where I was just like looking at her and I was like Fuck dude, like she's so sick I mean like I don't know her personally enough to know this but she just feels like she has that good brain chemistry and i'm so jealous of that like I am so envious of that like

She seems like such a secure person. Lock the fuck in. And I am so jealous of that. She's simply free. I know. She just seems happy. Like every time I've spoken to her, I'm like, wow, this is like a genuinely sweet and happy person. And I'm so envious of that because I wish I was happy. Addison, come on the pod so you can teach us your ways. I don't think she's going to want to come after me like that.

I don't know if I told you this, but I went to the Brat concert and she performed one of the songs. She has a song with Charli XCX. And I was at the concert and I saw it live. Are you still getting your brain back? Yeah, she was screaming because she fucking saw you. You know, Addison Rae fucking screamed on that stage because she looked at you. No, she didn't. Ah!

She was terrified, Kai. No, she didn't. That's a part of the song. Were you in the studio that day, too? I'm assuming you were like the runner. You were like, oh, do you want cookies, water, anything? No, I was the muse. I was actually the muse. The opposite of the muse. I'm a muse for a lot of powerful women. I am. It's true. Well, you are scared of women.

I can be both. Duality of man. Oh, wait. I can be Violet's guy. Okay, if y'all actually want to know where my brain's at, this is where I'm at. I can be anything you like. Okay, so I have this. I wrote this the other day. Oh, my God. And I'll insert it. But it says duality of man. About to sound insane, so I should warn you. This was for my close friends. I didn't end up posting it because I was like, okay, I need to go touch grass. I don't want my friends to actually think I'm crazy.

I'm about to sound insane, so I should warn you, if I do sound like I'm losing it, I probably am. And then I said, had such a roller coaster of emotions just now where I was so present that I found myself looking around this Uber's car and thinking about how everything around me is real and I can actually touch it with my hands, which then left me to a very intense thought of

And then I have a picture of him going 44 in a 25.

And it's a picture of stats that say ride share services like Uber have led to a 6.1 decrease in drunk driving accidents, which is actually very interesting. Um,

But yeah, I went from being like extremely grateful and like, wow, this is amazing to fearing for my life and extremely car sick because I'm not kidding. I have not hit my head on the back of a car. Also, the newer cars, like something about them, like y'all need to get your fucking business right because they are so wrong. Why am I sick in every bitch's car now? Like anytime I'm in a Tesla, the suspension literally makes me want to die. I kill myself. Being in the back.

seat of a Tesla is like literally a death sentence to me like it is going to make me sick I'm gonna be sick that's where my brain is at I'm not kidding sitting in that car I was looking at everything and so I don't know if I think this is like a normal thought but sometimes I find myself looking at somebody and I'm trying to

It feels like I'm trying to ground myself, but I'll be looking out the window of a car or just walking around and looking at people. And I'll look at a person and in my head, I'm like, okay, I know that person is real. They are definitely real. I know they have feelings. I know whatever. But the thing that makes me really connect to another person is I think about if they touched this, they would feel exactly what my hand is feeling. I think about that with color and taste. Yeah, when they wet their hands, they feel the exact same feeling unless you have...

nerve damage or I don't know I'm sure there are people actually who don't I was thinking that in the car I was like wow so many people have sat in this seat and felt exactly what I feel under my body right now and like it touching the door and they've also looked at the door and like analyzed for like the door like think about this think about this every human being has touched their genitals and then touched the doorknob and you've touched a doorknob that

genital hands have touched. Well, that's why I'm fucking scared of you motherfuckers. And I wash my hands all the time. And when I'm in a public bathroom, especially I use paper towel to open the door, even in our house. Sometimes like I'll use the towel that's on the door and like grab the handle because I get scared. When I was super young, I remember like, uh, freaking out to my science teacher, um, talking about,

how we all taste and see the same colors and da da da da da and he was like I mean that's not necessarily true like you could see different from every single person in the world but since it's your reality and how you perceive reality it's normal to you and I was just like whoa

Like we all do perceive this world in different ways. Yeah, I think that's why I always like think about touch because when I think about taste, I'm like people have such specific standards for what they think tastes good and doesn't taste good. The Teemu Fortnite cart game.

cured my cilantro aversion i would actually love a fortnight vape y'all see all the pesticides inside of them now the vapes yeah or the carts the carts oh yeah but there's definitely pesticides in a vape too bro this is like straight up we're smoking cybernetics and carbonation like what did i say the other day what tastes like vapes oh fuck we were eating something i think

oh my god no wait we had to think about this i'm gonna freak out oh no we were talking about fucking melons like oh cantaloupe cantaloupe yeah cantaloupe tastes like vapes bro like it literally tastes like it literally does they just have a vape that's flavored like a watermelon or no no no not watermelon cantaloupe specifically tastes like fucking shit and we were saying he flipped me off go home and you're not being paid for the rest of the day go home

kai cam actually you're not being paid for today at all go fucking home and kai can't i know i fucking shut down i pushed it too far what were the quality of kai cam no no no it just went up we just fixed it um but yeah we were saying like putting cantaloupe on a fruit tray is so fucking disrespectful nobody eats that shit it's for the flies to lay their fucking larvae and to sweat and make juice on the bottom of the plate like it's

Horrible. Cantaloupe juice. Like, I hate it. I hate cantaloupe. It tastes so nasty. But I eat it. The thing, yeah, because like, I was going to say it tastes so nasty, but it's not even that it tastes nasty. It just has such a specific taste that I'm never like, I need that right now. Like, because if it's around and I'm like, fuck, I'll just eat it. But I don't think there's been a day of my life that I haven't thought about Spongebob in the last 25 years. Like, he is so...

like, or even reference something from SpongeBob. Oh, I think I literally did in the beginning of the episode. I was like, you know,

And I said, I need it. Yeah. Like it's so ingrained. Yeah. Fishy, fishy too. Fuck. I'm not playing like any time. We need to rewatch Spongebob. I know. It's like a banger. And they need to release a new yellow character because it's been a long enough. Like you've seen that meme graphic. Yeah. The Simpsons. Spongebob. Can't think of any others. Minions. Yeah.

Well, I think Minions is technically the new one. But I'm saying past Minions. Like, we need to release... The Minions will never sit right with me. I think it's just, like, too...

It was like past when we were going to the movies as kids. Winnie the Pooh, Sweetie, Big Bird, Homer Simpson, Charlie Brown. I used to love Winnie the Pooh, but I loved Eeyore because I felt like Eeyore understood me and it was because Eeyore wanted to kill himself. Jake the Dog, Flounder. Jake the Dog and Finn the Human. I loved Adventure Time. Did you watch it when it was on TV? Nope. I still have only watched the first nine episodes. And I think...

What? I try. I cannot get in. Everybody that watches it and has watched it is like, Drew, that is like a show made for you. It is perfect. It is like designed for your brain. And I just cannot get through it. I will say I watched it when I was younger and it was like airing on TV. I don't think I would rewatch it because like I don't need that right now.

But a cartoon I still do watch is The Misadventures of Flapjack because that shit is still funny to me. Like, I'm sorry, that shit is so funny because it's so weird and scary and I don't understand why I liked it so much, but I also do. I would re-watch Chowder and I also watched Steven Universe. I think they're releasing a new season. You watched Steven Universe? I was a Steven Universe fan. And you're telling me you don't know what scissoring is and you watched Steven Universe. What? No. Never. Okay.

I couldn't even imagine putting... Okay. Well... We had people come into our house. And every time they come into our house, they go into my room. And when they're in my fucking room, they hide this specific Harry Potter toy. I think they think it's demonic or something. Because Orion also got us...

got us uh holy water from the vatican and i have it on display and i've blessed my bed i don't know how the fuck i'm using it but i've spritzed it on my bed before because i'm like girl like anything please please just give me hope please i'm begging you any good luck please um and i kind of had it hidden in between my perfumes not on purpose just on accident and i had the card and they they

hid my fucking Harry Potter toy I think they think it's like a demon or something because they threw like launched it behind the plants in my corner and it's always back there when they leave and then they put the fucking holy water on display in front of my 3D printer they put the card up and they put the holy water bottle up and they were like see this is the this is the right path stay away from that Harry Potter demon yeah they do like every time because I have the Pope

bookmark and like the little card that Orion got us when she was in was it Rome yeah and they do the same thing with my bookmark because I'll have it but it's annoying because they'll like it'll be peeking out of a book and they'll sometimes just take it out and I'm like why would you do that like I was reading that book yeah literally also I stink right now if anybody was wondering it's so hot

And I forgot to put on deodorant and I stink. I haven't put on deodorant in like four weeks and I haven't showered in like two. I haven't wiped my ass in like eight years. Oh my God, you're back to that shit, bro. I like the crust. Yeah, I like it too. I've been microdosing the sun recently. I'm serious. Like every morning and every time I nap, the sun is beaming on my skin and I for sure have melanoma.

brewing in my body because I get sunburned when I'm laying in my fucking bed. I literally get a sunburn when I'm in bed. It's crazy. Every morning I'm like, I have to go to sleep with fucking sunscreen on or some shit because like I get cooked alive. Like I try to nap like once a day and

my nap yesterday was the most miserable I've ever been in my life like dripping I sweat from my face a lot so my face was like dripping sweat but also my entire body like if I had gotten out of bed there would have been like a stain of sweat where I was laying because it was so fucking hot I couldn't even fall asleep bro it was horrible

You need to get fucking curtains. I know. I really do. But I'm like also like fuck that house. I want to leave so bad. Like I hate that. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Also don't forget to apologize to the universe. She's listening. She truly is listening at all moments of the day. Okay.

But what if you've never done anything like wrong? I mean, even if you have a cocky thought, you should apologize. Hey, you know, you might find that the societal ideas of right and wrong are so skewed and to think that you were leading your life only making the right decisions instead of bad decisions is very toxic for your mental health because you need both good and bad to find balance. That's why I'm scared of fucking heaven, bro. It's going to be so painful not having any bad shit happen to you for real. The thing is,

The thing is, I do find so much joy in complaining. It's like a prison. It's literally like a prison. I'm telling you, it freaks me the fuck out. But what if they thought about that for heaven? I better be like high on a Percocet every fucking day. I'm up there with no tolerance building up. What if like the strain of happiness and satisfaction you feel is like substantial and nuanced? Honestly, I will say it's the kind of happiness and joy and laughter I feel from being high.

That sounds lit because even when I'm high and I'm really happy, that's what I'm saying. Every like 40 minutes, there's a moment where I'm like, I'm being crazy. I'm so high and I'm scaring everybody and everybody knows I'm high. I'm crazy. And then those two minutes pass and I'm like, I'm so crazy. And then I go back to being happy. So if that's what heaven is like, honestly, I'll take like 40 minutes throughout my 24 hours of being scared. You know what? I hope heaven is like a place on earth with you.

Heaven is a place on earth with you. Well, for the things you've done in this lifetime, I fear you won't be going to heaven. That's okay, because I have you here now. Okay. It's actually okay, because I have a plus one. Oh, he has a Zach Bia Vito to heaven. Yeah. The Zach Bia Vito. They let me into heaven because I had the Zach Bia Vito. The Zach Bia Vito.

zachiana grande okay last thing i want to talk about is i want to be swaddled like a baby i want someone to like adult swaddle me and then i want them to like roll the fart out of my tummy with my legs like i want all of that done like not even on some infantilization yeah not even some creepy shit i saw this video of this girl with her baby on her lap going like this with her baby and i was like

That would feel so fucking good. Like I would do anything if I could shrink down and like be swaddled around and carried like a baby. I feel like it would do exactly what like a massage would do for me, but better because it would be coming from love. I think I just want love. Yeah. I've never got the joy of being a child. I've always been expected to be an adult and it's hurting. It's hurting in your adult life. Yeah. I'm sorry. But I don't give a fuck, honestly. This is my fucking life. My life's a fucking joke.

Actually, my life is pretty awesome. Literally, you have a top 0.03% life. Yeah, but nobody even knows what I... Drew's Psyop Corner. Oh, y'all thought I was going to do stand-up. Y'all thought I was going to do... God. Go. Sorry. Vibrator died. Gonna fart with a pair of skinny jeans on instead. Or you could just play Fortnite. There's one part in Fortnite that the controller shakes violently. Yeah.

You could just do that. I would rather do that. By the time you get what I'm on, I'm on something else. That's just a factual statement. That's like deep actually. That's just a factual statement. That's really deep. I can go without sex, but that damn Dr. Pepper is a whole different story. I swear you said this.

I feel like for the last three weeks you've alluded to Dr. Pepper being really important. No, I can be asexual, but I cannot be a Dr. Pepper a little. Wait, wait, fuck. What was that old TikTok where the girl was like, she called herself a Coca-Cola or something. It was the girl who was obsessed with Coca-Cola. Oh, fuck. You know what I'm talking about. Fuck, dude, that's on the tip of my tongue. Shit, I'm on the tip of your tongue. Hey, yo. Uh, Coca-Cola. It's not Coca-Cola bottle.

Fuck, what is that? My Pepsi tastes like cherry cola. My Pepsi tastes like cherry cola. If y'all know what we're talking about, let us know. It's a girl who's obsessed with Coca-Cola and she kept making videos about it. It's almost like body as tea. No, it's Coca-Cola or something like that. It's along those lines. Keep going. I'm going to try and find it. I'm going to do my best. Fuck, what is it? It's like...

Body is tea. So every bitch is like talking about some diet fucking coke. No, this girl was real. She went true to herself and she believed in regular Coca-Cola. Y'all need to chill the fuck out with that diet coke shit. I saw, actually, I cannot talk shit about this because I literally flew like 10,000 Slim Jims across the country and TSA freaked the fuck out and thought I was carrying bombs.

but it was a bunch of Slim Jims. But I saw someone literally carrying enough Diet Coke to supply them for two weeks and they drink 10 cans of Diet Coke a day. And I was like, there's no way. I was like, that's what she claimed. I was like, you are out of your fucking mind. But her suitcase, I mean, it was like, it was the most Diet Coke I've ever seen in my life. What is up with Diet Coke? I feel like

that has fucking ass it has such like a cult following though like if there's people it's a personality trait it's yeah identity politics i'm not kidding it is literally ed culture manifesting into like weird ideologies and i've always felt that about diet coke is like to me diet coke is just ed culture and i'm like that shit doesn't taste good literally let yourself be free let your fucking body have what it wants like free yourself

Diet coke more like Can I get a diet coke more like Can I get a diet cock Okay keep going Diet cock would that be a small one Or would it be a thing It'd be like yours Because it's good for you No because it has aspartame And it's borderline carcinogenic Okay

You're saying there's sugar alcohols in my peanut. I mean, soda in general is not good for you, but actually don't give a fuck because y'all see me puff on this vape every fucking five minutes on this. And you know what's crazy is I'm going to live longer than, unfortunately, I'm going to live longer than every single person. It's like the cat theory. I'm going to outlive everybody. I feed my cat such high, like whatever, end cat food.

But the cats I love the longest are the ones that are eating like shit from a butt. Like fucking like canned like the whiskers, whatever the fuck it is. Canned cat whiskers. Yeah, like that like random shit from the gas station. And I'm sitting here giving like Azul like prime food. You gave him Logan Paul prime energy drink for food? No, please. Please no. That look real? It was. Movie magic.

movie fucking magic y'all but what were we saying diet coke um diet cock something popped into my head oh have you ever actually looked at like a soda in its eye and like really like took in like what you're consuming because it's literally like swamp water and then have you ever like tasted the flavors of like coke because it is

Rains it it's almost it almost tastes like black liquid. Well, no, I don't have that because I don't drink flat coke You drink flat coke so you're getting all the notes that are scary I'm drinking it when it's crisp and cold as fuck and it's burning the back of my throat and it almost feels when you think about it It's almost like a really good hit of a puff bar like the same thing to my body and that's why I love it No, because I'm not fucking disgusting. We ate coca-cola. Oh my fucking we ate coca-cola. I can't believe I forgot this y'all last thing before we get into media is

I finally got the Swedish candy bonbons and it was so divine. It was so delicious. I wish I made a little vlog out of it, but I'm 26 years old and a grown ass man with a mustache. So I will not be vlogging. But it was so yummers. It was yummers. There is something funny about like a grown ass man with a mustache vlogging. Here's what I do in my day.

Welcome to my would I eat in a day? I'd be like, ew, put that shit down. Like, that's so silver late-coded. Ugh. Media of the week. Eek, eek. Okay, so mine is Triple R. Go check out that movie. It's a masterpiece. 4.5 to 5 out of 10, or out of 5 stars. Perfect. Ren Faire docuseries.

by what is his name like Lance Oppenheimer or some shit like that I swear to God he is our Werner Herzog what he is doing to documentary has never been done before it is earth shattering groundbreaking and it's it feels like he is like directing a movie but it's a documentary like the way it looks the way it feels the way it runs it's like I saw Werner Herzog in an interview talking about how like

to how he makes his documentaries, like almost have a story. And he was saying, uh, yeah, he was saying that like, he, um, almost goes into the documentary with like a story that with the story that he wants lined out. And so what he does is when he's like talking to the people he's interviewing, he's like, okay, now deliver it. Like you're sad. Okay.

okay now deliver that line like you're angry now deliver that line like and he gets a bunch of takes um from these like random people so he can go back and edit later and like edit the story together with their emotions and it feels like this oppenheimer dude is doing that in a way except way more technical um and it's really cool but that documentary is so sick then he did sperm world and then he did one about that um

That old folks home. Oh, you did a documentary about your life? You asked for it, bitch. You're so good at a wet fart. It's crazy. Well, my media of the week is Inside Out 2. Inside Out True, more like Inside Out Drew. Kai got me bent inside out. He bent me the fuck over and turned my guts around.

It's true. Yeah. Frick. Have y'all ever heard of self-respect? No. Yeah, I can tell. Oblivious by Aztec Camera. Speed Trials, Elliot Smith. Every Day, The Sea, and Cake. Cake, cake, cake, cake. And... I wanna lick the icing off. Honestly. Honestly. I think that's it.

Yeah, oh I saw Todd Rudd grin it was amazing Stood up and God said by him are really good, and I think you know is that the song yeah Mine is cold little heart by Michael Kawanaka Kiwanuka Kiwanuka um I just like the little beat in the beginning of that song and

And that's the only song that I got. Fucking bye. Damn. And you'd be like.