Midnight at McDonald’s - high edition
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Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. At night. At night. At night.

Sorry, my car's freaking out. Oh, yeah, we have Josiah here with us today. Oh! Also, we're going to McDonald's. If you don't know, we have a series. Calling it a series is a really brave thing. That's the bravest thing I've ever said. We have two episodes of a series that we've... Josiah, can you turn your light on? Oh. That's bad lighting. At midnight. Um...

But we have like a thing we've done twice on YouTube called Midnight at McDonald's. And we thought, why not do that again? Spice it up a little bit because it's been the same thing over and over and over again. Very monotonous. And we thought, let's get in the car and go on a ride with our people. Yeah, because we love a good car episode. Last time we were in the car, I think we got flea. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. We were in Florida with...

Orion, Josh, and Finn. Yeah. Benjamin, Elsie, Ty, the whole crew. Yeah, yeah. Or not the whole crew. We have a list of people. Also, we don't have a tripod for the camera, so if you're a visual watcher, you are in for a bumpy ride, both...

Audio-wise and visually, because the streets in LA are insane. Yeah, that's one thing about the dystopia that needs to be fixed immediately is the bumpy fucking roads. I've had enough. I've had a fucking enough, and it happened right after we got all that rain. The water seeped into the ground and just cracked the fucking earth. It's crazy. It literally destroyed our...

Our land. It destroyed our city. Our city is burning. Welcome to the podcast. Yeah. Oh, wait. Should I tell y'all what happened to me when I was in the car earlier? Yeah. So before this episode, I went to dinner with friends, lovely, lovely friends. And on the way to the dinner...

Was driving and I saw this Tesla behind me for a while. It was a white Tesla. It wasn't a white Tesla either Josiah was there. No, I wasn't he says it was a white Hi guys, where am I? But okay, so I pull up to this light in this Tesla behind me skirts to the side of me and I like

felt his eyes staring at me. I am the annoying person that drives with my windows down and I like listening to music and I'm like, yes, I'm like so lit right now. But I felt someone actually staring at me for once and I genuinely felt it. So I looked, this guy was looking at me and then I just like, no, I'm not kidding. It literally was like that. And then I was like, oh, dude, yes. And then I looked away and then I felt like, I like felt him staring at me. And when I looked back, he went like this. He looks at me, he goes,

Like it was literally like that. It wasn't like this. It was like, no, listen to this. It's like actually much worse than you think because it was so embarrassing for him and me because I don't know why I even responded to him. But I looked away. Then he lightly honked his horn and I looked back and he put his window down. He was like, hey, where's your man? And I just lied. And I was like at home. And then he goes, well, since you're out of the house already, you want to go to dinner with me?

And then I just... The light turned green and I go...

No, thanks. And then I sped the fuck off and hit another light. Oh, I thought you said hit a car. No. Why are you on me mode getting hit on like violently? I know. It was like really crazy. See what my life is like? But he was so embarrassed that I stopped at the next light and he would have had to be next to me. But what he didn't said was go so slow down the street that he waited until the light turned green so he could speed past me and drive away. Oh my god, Enya. What? He's right there.

I have bad news. Who the fuck is wonking? We have company. Probably the guy behind me because I'm literally going 36 miles per hour under because of that happening over and over again. It's crazy. Hey. No, I don't give a fuck at all. It is really fucking late for me right now and I am so fucking tired, y'all. Like...

Oh, wait. Does this McDonald's have... I was just driving by to see because we have to fill... Our McDonald's is being destroyed. Yeah, literally our McDonald's is under construction. Lobby open. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's under construction. Like, it's... I drove past because I really, really want the Grimmish Shake so fucking bad. And...

I came to get it after a long hard day of fucking work. After a long hard day of sitting on your phone. Exactly. Work. Hello. And this McDonald's was closed. Wait, is that actually closed? Okay, Josie, you're reacting like there's not 8 million per square foot in America. We can find another McDonald's. Can someone map us, Josiah?

Can someone map us, Josiah? Can someone being Josiah map us? Also, this is my first video being high. Oh, are y'all both high? Yeah, we're both high.

Fuck I honestly genuinely and you don't feel anything you're all alone. There's no way you were acting like a So weird right now like you're so high it's like literally scaring everybody like you're scaring everybody you want to see fucking scary I wish I had a gun and I like pulled out a gun and then I shot your hand. Why would you do that?

It's my fucking car. I can blow holes into the ceiling if I want, right? Stand up or I can blow holes. I blow holes all the time. Hello, Bazinga. Drew, you holding that while driving is insane. I just realized. My new thing is Bazinga. Like, I created this new thing. It's like Bazinga when I say, like, a quip or something.

on you. No, I don't like that. Bazinga. I think there's a show like that about that. Yes, you always say you're not high, but wait, listen to the bingo side of it. I'm going to say badonkadoink. It's badonkadoink a thing. It's a thing to me now. Oh, did you just make it up? Yeah, badonkadoink. Badonkadoink is really good. After I say something funny, badonkadoink.

That's like so Like not good Before we get into the podcast I really do want to say Thank you guys for having me back This is Josiah Listen to Billie and Jean

If you don't know Josiah's podcast. Yeah. And we'll put my at right down here. No. Dude, also, Josiah, you know what's fucking crazy is the way I banged you and your mama from the back for like 45 minutes the other day. You know what's crazy is a lot of people don't look at an emergency intercom as like a multimedia conglomerate. But like y'all are. Like y'all, they literally own Billy and Jean. Yeah, we literally do own Billy and Jean. It's actually insane. We put 15 grand into Billy and Jean like 10 years ago.

He's actually $15. Yeah. But I just wanted to say before we got into this that, you know what? Last time I was on here, there was a lot of hate, a lot of people saying, I just don't know about him. But here, let me tell you something now. Wait, did a soul say that? Just give me one sec, guys. I am trained and ready now. I've been doing my podcast for 30 weeks. I feel as though now maybe...

You can carry a conversation. Yeah, maybe I can carry an oral conversation. You know what's cool is this is the second episode in a row you're not in me and Drew's vision. Yeah, I know. You can't see us. That's one thing that we're going to fix, though, with guests. You'll see in the next episode or maybe the episode before this with a very special someone. Josiah's special. But a very special someone coming very soon. Like someone we really want to fucking hang out with. That we fixed the setup. Hey, get your lights off.

But what was the story you were going to tell us about being high or something? Oh, that Josiah did. Josiah pulled out his fucking pants. Oh, yeah, when you were in your bedroom. I like, okay, Josh, let me tell the fucking story, okay? Oh, my God, the ops are coming. Oh, my God, actually. Guys, guys, chill, chill, chill, guys, chill. No, why is it actually freaking me out? Guys, chill, guys, chill. Be chill, be chill. No, seriously, be chill.

We should like all go like that and then be like cops stopped us to ask for a picture. The cops were fans of us. Wait, hold on. Hello Kitty says ACAB. Like let's talk about it.

This video is a hot dog. Let's get into this. So Josiah pulled down his pants. No, I didn't. So Josiah exposed himself to everybody in the room and was very violent. Josiah has this fucking orange fake ass bootleg fucking Prada shirt. It's real, babe. And he always wears it. It's one of his only shirts. It won't work.

I shoved it in there and now the rubber is stuck to the glass so it's like more secure. Oh yeah. Wow. But this fucking...

I think it's really wrong with you. But, okay, you tell the story. You tell it from your perspective, and then we'll give my perspective. My perspective is that, Shoshana, you are sitting on the couch. I have this Prada shirt. It's a bright orange color. Obviously, you can see that, right? And I have this pair of underwears. Where do I go? I'm sorry. Hold on. Turn right at the next light.

Whoa. I'm a poet. Hold on. And I have this pair of orange underwears. And you can you hold the flashlight real quick. This pair of orange under sorry, orange underwears.

As you can see. And so they match, right? Yeah. And he exposed himself. He purged himself to everybody else again. That sounds like he just made me use his flashlight to expose himself to our viewers. I'm trying to tell a story, right? No, keep going with your story. Josh said, oh my God, Josie, like your little underwear, like match your shirt, which also I think that's what we should be focused on. That was a weird thing to say. We should be focused on why were your pants being inched down so much?

Were you wearing your sweatpants? Yeah. Yeah, Josiah. He was doing the great sweatpants challenge. You know what I say? I've been doing the great sweatpants challenge for two years. Yeah, you didn't. Yeah, because like we're going to get Josiah, your bulge is showing right now like crazy. Well, you can't say that. I have actually. I have actually done that.

to one of the friends in our group. It was me, guys. She was like, your bulge is gigantic and enormous and scary. But it was like four of us. And then I won't say his name because I won't publicly embarrass him. I know exactly who it is. And I was like, dude, are you fucking serious? Put on some real pants. And then he got embarrassed and he put on different pants. Who was it? It was during Big Sur. He was like standing on the car, like jumping around. And we were all like, whoa. And I was like, dude, put pants on. Oh, I actually remember that. Were you there?

You weren't there. That's funny. Where? Big Sur. Guys, I hit that car. Oh, but that's funny because this is my car, so you should be driving safe or something. Okay, all I was trying to say is Josh said that to me, so then I said, oh, yeah, like, look. I was like, it's my little sweatsuit, like my little short sweatsuit, but they didn't know that they were shorts, and I was like, here, let me pull them down and show you that they're shorts. They're not shorts. They're boxer briefs. Okay, that

that's short. And he goes, I have little track shorts on under here. I just pull this pants down and me and Josh both go, whoa. I'd like look the way we're like, dude. And then he just pulled them up.

And me and Josh started being like, you're high. You're being so weird to Josie. So that's why the story even came up because people want to accuse me when this freak is pulling down his pants. They're LA Apparel boxer briefs. So it's not like they're like some Hanes back in nasty. The way I saw it is I was sitting on the couch and Josh and Josiah kept looking at each other. And I was like, what's happening? I'm literally in the room. And you've witnessed this before. What?

you guys being flirtatious and weird. Me and Josh? Yeah. So I was sitting there and I was like, it's happening in the bathroom so I can't get him to stop them. And then they started making out. And then I was like, this is weird. And then Josie pulled down his pants and said, let's go. Let's do it for real this time. No, not in front of me. I pulled down my pants and I said, check this out. And it was a brown stain on his butt. Yeah.

Josiah has... We need to bring back Skidmark. You know what? Actually, I was talking about that today. Is I will never eat ass. Oh my fucking God. What? Like, that's a conversation? Um...

Okay, why not? The conversation. Why not? Were you? Yes. Yeah, it depends on who. I had this conversation actually the other day, not about eating ass, but about like, stuff. I was talking to somebody and they were like, yeah, okay, grow up because it's just feet. Like, what? It's not that big of a deal. You're saying that to me right now? Yeah.

I don't want them near me. I don't want feet anywhere near me at all. They're fucking nasty. Have you seen my fucking feet? Well, your feet are disgusting. Okay, but like...

Literally, why would I ever, ever, ever want to experience someone's feet if they look remotely like mine? And I just have trauma surrounding my feet because I was made fun of them my entire life and still to this day as a grown-ass 16-year-old man. I've never made fun of them. My feet are getting made fun of. You said 16? 16 or 60. 16-year-old man. Hello. I always forget you're 16. Yeah, it's weird that we're hanging out. It's 2 a.m.

bottoms of my feet and my palms really wrinkly like if you compare mine and inya's hands you can't see right now but they're mine are like exponentially really more wrinkly than everybody else oh my god wait can i see the size of your hands like big girls too when they're like so weird how much bigger my hand is and oh my god what the hell that's so crazy like let me get on that too

I do have a little Donald Trump hands. Yeah, I feel good about that. I need to have a conversation with Donald Trump. I need a congressional hearing with Donald Trump. Wait, whose thing is literally like so low that it's insane?

Alright, back from technical difficulties and we are actually at McDonald's and I saw on the menu that they have the Grimace shake and God is good and God is great. God is gorgeous. It's Grimace's birthday. If you ask me, God gave us Grimace to rejoice. Fuck, I was gonna say something right before we like, oh, should I talk about my fucking annoying piercer today?

Yeah. Because I didn't tell you about it. Do you know them? Yeah, it's the girl who did my smiley piercing last time. And she came back for revenge. Help me. Hi, can I get the purple gourmet shake? A small. And you're going to get anything? Yeah. I'm going to get a small fries. And then a six-piece nugget with a medium fries. And a Coca-Cola. Me too.

I think I'm gonna get a bunch of stuff. Um, just ketchup. Oh my god. Uh, medium. Yeah. And then, um, can I get the ten-piece chicken nugget meal, please? Could I do a large frozen coke? Okay, and the sauce, could I do barbecue sauce, please? He's like a big...

Big Jabba the Hutt. And then can I get an apple pie as well? We need to talk about how Jabba the Hutt, when he was seducing Princess Leia. And can we get a three-pack of chocolate chip cookies as well? I don't even know anything about Star Wars. A Happy Meal. What's a Happy Piece? A Happy Meal with a four-piece chicken nugget and barbecue sauce. And then can I do the Happy Piece with the four-meal, or sorry, the Happy Meal with the four-piece chicken nugget? And what do you want, extra fries? Right, right.

Extra fries, please. I'm just guessing, right? And the drink... A Coca-Cola. A Coca-Cola, please. I haven't. And is that it, guys? Yes. Okay, I think that's going to be it. Coming up to 3068.

Thank you. Put it on emergency intercom. Hey, it's Grimace. Your food looks really good. That's what it said on the fucking thing. I got an email from him. I'm not joking. I got an email. That's because you use that damn McDonald's app, bitch. I don't use that. You think I'm broke?

I wouldn't know what the McDonald's app is because like I don't even eat at McDonald's. Like what even is McDonald's because like I don't eat there. And you can get the emergency. I know a lot about McDonald's because you are referencing it. So it seems like you go there a lot. Oh, you know what's cool is I don't have my wallet. International. I'll pay with my card. International. With my Apple Pay? Just hit my phone against their screen really, really hard. And yeah, I'm going to hit my phone against your screen really, really hard. Okay. Something's wrong with you, I think.

You wish. Okay, so I had my smiley pierced last year, as you all know, and it didn't last long, not because I didn't want it to, but because my original horse bit was too big and it was tilting, and then I got a smaller one, but then one day when I was brushing my teeth, the ball fell in the thing, and I didn't want to order one offline. And you had a dream about it. I literally did. Isn't that crazy? I had the dream that I was going to swallow it, and then it fell down the sink. And I didn't want to order the piercing again. Swallow it.

Yeah, I do that a lot. It sounds like you've never done it in your life, so you're not a champion. I wouldn't know what swallowing it means. That's what I told my girl. Now come on, now swallow it. Wait, who's paying? Y'all got McDonald's money? Y'all got McDonald's money or what?

Honestly, no. Every time I fucking go through here, it's like $40. Go ahead. Yeah. It's actually... I don't know for me. Because I only eat the water here. It's so hot. You only eat the water? Fucking tell the Smiley story, please. Okay. So, whatever. I don't know why I'm saying all that. Basically...

I want the piercing again. I hit up the same girl. And we have a whole DM conversation about it. Because I'm like, oh, like, the last one was too big. I want a smaller one. She's like, yeah, yeah, I got that. Like, just come here and, like, I'll do it. So she's also notoriously really mean. Remember last time she was mean? Yeah, she was mean. She's still mean. Because even in our DM back and forth, she's like, okay, yeah. What if she sees this? Fine. I don't care because I'm never going back to her. And I have a story to tell, too. Oh, yeah, it's a crazy one. But this morning...

Sorry, I'm so grossly sick. This morning on the way to the appointment, it's 35 minutes away from our house. And I'm like, okay, I'm going to be like eight minutes late. So I text her that and she just very sternly is like, well, if you are 10 minutes late, you're going to have to reschedule because I do not accept walk-ins. Oh, she ate your ass up and that's literally an issue. She's like, I do not take walk-ins past 10 minutes.

And that's so real and you shouldn't be late to anything. I sped all the way there. I did crash into five cars holding eight individual families. So I did tear homes apart. But I got there only five minutes late. Honey, the math ain't mathing.

And also, Enya probably, when she's older, is going to, like, marry a man who already has children. And she's going to be like, oh, like, I'm tearing this home apart. I am your mother. You listen to me. You listen to me. You would be the wicked stepmother. Wait, keep going, though. Okay, sorry.

so i speed there i get there now only five minutes late and she has all these insane instructions that's like park in the garage wait in the car tell me when you want to come in and when you're ready to come in i will come get you do not enter the building all these like scary rules she comes out she gets me i go in and i'm like getting a little nervous i'm like oh my god i'm gonna get in the same place yeah same place i'm gonna get my piercing again blah blah i get in there i put my bag down and i turn her and she goes

- So I don't do smiley piercings anymore. And that appointment shouldn't have even been available on the site. - So crazy. - And I am not sure how you even were able to book that, but I just don't do them anymore because they're so not okay for your teeth and your gums that I just don't believe in doing those piercings. It feels like malpractice.

Bitch, then why the fuck were you a cunt to me about being late? Why did you let me drive in? Wait, let me see her guns. No, she's literally crazy. And you don't even have it? Yeah. No, and then she's like, yeah, I just don't do it. And I mean, like, I don't know. I could, but I would highly advise you not to get it. What did you say and how did you act after? I literally was just like, oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, I understand if you don't want to do it.

Oh, I'm abusive. Wait, her? What did I do? What did she do? Oh. Oh, they're giving us the food here, too. I was so confused. Here, I can take these. No, you're good. Drew fell in love with the lunch lady. Yeah. Stacy's mom has got it going on. Drew, can you ask for extra barbecue? Thank you. You have a good one.

I'm fucked. Drew just, he was like, can you get extra barbecue? I waited till too late. I forgot. No, it's okay. Should we just park and like munch and eat? And no, people are like, yes, eat. Yeah, we can't eat. Well, I'm always eating. We can drink my Grimace shake. It's like crazy. Oh, get that Grimace shake up here. Yeah, we need to do it. Okay, well, my crazy story is,

Oh, wait, can I finish? Sorry, because there's one more funny thing. And she literally looks at me. She's like, anything else you want to do today, I could do. Bitch, I'm not playing fucking pin the fucking piercing on my butthole. What the fuck am I doing here? She literally was like, yeah, but anything else you want, like, I can do for you. Imagine. And I was just like, oh.

Is it good? Oh, it is so fucking good. Are you kidding me? It's supposed to be mixed berry. There's no way. I'm not joking. It's unironically so good. It tastes like a berry pie of sorts. Sweet berry pie. Oh, my God. I literally love that so much. It's almost fermented and alcoholic a little bit. I don't know if I like it. It kind of tastes like when you're eating cake and you get too much icing in your mouth and you go like this. Anything new, Enya's like, I don't like it. And then she'll have three more sips of it. No, I can't. I actually don't like the taste of it.

I need to stop. This tastes like El Diablo. Okay. And then I was like, I guess I want my...

belly piercing but I'm going I'm gonna be at the beach on Monday so I can't do that because I wouldn't be getting it no and then I say that because I was like I'm going on vacation I'm gonna be hitting the beach a lot and she goes yeah that I can't do because I need four to six weeks to heal and I like can't that's like malpractice on my part and I'm like okay and I literally am standing here like a fucking idiot looking in the mirror like um

um wait i don't know she's literally stabbing and cutting through people like i'm sorry but like girl just do the fucking piercing but like respect respect but i was just like what what am i doing here and then this is when i was like all right like literally fuck you i was like can i get like a piercing up here i'll take like a cartilage piercing because at this point i was like i drove 40 minutes i might as well get something yeah i was like i'm about to get

this re-pierced and then she goes well you've already told me that you'll be entering the beach water and pool water this summer so i'm unfortunately not even allowed to do that because that would be wrong on my part because it will still get infected even even up there i didn't know that the fucking gestapo was coming down breaking down the door literally the colonel was fucking piercing respect like respect for her taking her craft serious but just fucking do it like yeah like just do it why

did she have a whole conversation with me? And then she literally was like, yeah, I haven't been doing it for like a year. You should have said, actually, I'm not going to the beach in the pool this summer. I lied. Yeah. But yeah, again, yeah. Respect to the craft. But why did she have me drive out there? It was insane. And that's my story. Well, my story is I'm sure a lot of y'all have already written fucking comments about it. My hair.

and I know something is seriously, seriously, seriously wrong. I recognize that, but I haven't had time to get this fucking mop on my head shaved off because I don't know where I'm going. I'm just driving also, by the way. How's it say let's just drive for like 20 minutes? Haven't had time because we're stacking episodes because we're going to be gone for a month and a half, so this episode is coming out

Probably two or three weeks after we record it. I'm sure a lot of y'all have noticed we don't have many ads anymore and you're probably thinking, wow, oh my god, I feel so bad for them. They deserve ads. But we're doing our job. You're not doing your job. You need to fucking subscribe and engage with me or I will never do my job again. I can't believe I miss reading ads. I miss the taste.

You were saying about your haircut. Oh, yeah. You wanted to tell the story. The worst haircut ever challenge. And it's... The more I've sat with it, the more I've realized that, like, this really is all my fault. And the dude did the best to his ability. Stop chewing on that fucking mic. Like, cutting my hair. Like, he did what he had to do. And, like, I came in there unprepared. And he sliced my shit up the way I asked him to. And that's on me. I don't know if that's on you. That shit looks... But the behavior was...

Kind of crazy. But, no, I don't even know where I was going with this. Oh, I posted today on IG. Oh, yeah. I said something awful happened to me. Also, I got plastic surgery and I got a penis enlargement or sub-reduction surgery. Yeah, it was like the joke caption. Joke caption. He texted me and blew up my phone and was like, oh, my God, like, do you not like my haircut? Like, do you not like my haircut?

Did I not do good? Like, I have so much anxiety over this post. Like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, I don't know what I'm supposed to say back to that. So, I ghosted him. Oh, my God. I ghosted him. Well, that's what he gets because he said he wanted Armie Hammer so bad. Right, right. Oh, yeah.

Fuck. Oh, I was thinking when I got, when I got all the gifts for Christian, the like decorations, I literally am sick in the fucking head because this man at a intersection let me cross. Girl, what is wrong with, like, what is? He literally was like, and like, let me cross. No, but this isn't on him. This is me. Bitch, why was I giving it to the male gay so hard in that moment that I had to sneeze and I literally go, I like performed and I was like, and then I drove. Oh my God. I was like, there's,

- You touched her elbows. - I was like, I don't wanna do that. - You know who else gives in to the male gaze?

Who? Lady Gaga. I was going to say Mariah Carey because I knew you were going to make a joke. No, I think she kind of, she tolerates them and she knows that they pay her bills, but, you know, she's not fully in support. But Gaga, I mean, she enables them. Very much so. Oh, well. We won't allow Gaga slander in this car. No, no, no. I'm in love with her, but.

She definitely enables them. Is Gaga gay? No, she's not. That's the craziest part. Yeah, Gaga is gaybaiting just as much as I'm straightbaiting. Just as much as Harry Styles is straightbaiting. Just as much as you are gaybaiting because you're straight. Just as much as Shawn Mendes is straightbaiting. And I don't give a fuck. Come for me, bitch. Oh, my God. Shawn Mendes is straight? Straightbaiting. Maybe. Maybe. I mean, it's a tough journey, you know? And who knows? That was insane. Remember...

when me and Drew went to the Suicide Center for a Valentine's Day like three years ago. Oh, yeah. That was really... That was a lot. In 2020, we were having romantic troubles on Valentine's Day and both of our bays... The Suicide Center? What is that? Listen, both of our bays were acting up and we were like, no, I can't do this. Literally actively trying to kill me and I'm not exaggerating, like trying to run me over with this car. So we were literally

literally having the worst Valentine's Day ever and then we were like should we just go on a date to Malibu together and not Malibu to Nobu so we went to Nobu together but on the way there we passed the like what is it's like the suicide prevention center yeah and we stopped and took photos of each other in front of it like after crying after crying listening to Bluebeard by Cocktail Twins wait when was this this is 2020

Oh, we weren't friends with you anymore. Why didn't you call me and say, hey, I'm going through a really rough time. Because this is how you would have reacted.

No, no. Josiah is a very good person. He doesn't like to show it online, but he's really a sweetheart and he gives a lot of himself, maybe too much of himself to the people around him. And it's really beautiful to see, but I hope he's okay inside. I'm not. But that's really sweet of you to say, Drew. Please, Donald Trump.

What are you guys going to do now? Kiss or something? Do you guys have any fucking questions for me or what? I'm a guest. Who are you? I saw how you treated that fucking Barbara girl. What's crazy is we didn't ask Barbie a single question. All right, well, here, come ask me a question. What's the question you always want to ask me, but you never do? Because I know you have one. When you write music, who are you thinking of? Oh, my God. Your mother. Oh.

So we had to switch to iPhone, and I know that's going to be really upsetting for a lot of you camera techie nerds out there who are like, I love this video, but I just wish it looked better. Drew, that was so sweet. What? What you said. What did I say? I hope you weren't just saying it for the camera. There being audio footage of that bit because the camera, the audio is recording. Yeah.

Wait, wait, do that for the camera. Without saying it. Now do it and laugh. We are true performers, guys. We are in it. Actuals. Josiah, I have a question for you. Yeah, what's your question for me? When I'm banging your mama, how does it make you feel? Don't fuck yourself. Go fuck your mother.

How much am I allowed to curse on him? Okay, so, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Because we need to analyze this. Banging your mama, like, fucking your mom, having sex with your mom, your mom's stinky pussy. Oh. All of that has gotten so, like, lacking in reaction that now you're saying, fuck your mother. Yeah. Like, I'm going to fuck your mother. Like, that's pushing it. It's really crazy what that's become. I know. Oh, wait, you have to say when you were playing Fortnite with your nephew. Yeah.

When you were playing Fortnite with your nephew. Oh. When Andrew actually joined and Drew cursed him out. Yeah, yeah. So we were playing Fortnite the other day. It was like the first time I played Fortnite in so fucking long. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Holy shit. It's my fucking house. No, I know. I'm so sorry. I knew it was just very forgettable.

But we were playing for I was playing for tonight for the first time in a very long time and like we have a full squad going And like it's really fun then in you joins in one of our squad members leave and we're like waiting in the loading bay for like everybody to ready up and change your character and then

this random fucking character joins and then like poofs out. What was his name too? Gamerman. Gamerman joins and then poofs like immediately like fucking leaves. And we were like who is that? We were like who the fuck is that? And then Gamerman joins back and everyone's like who the fuck is that? Get the fuck out of here you fucker. Like stop spying on us you freak bitch. And then like all of a sudden you hear this like

Like this ringing And then I look down In the chat log After we cussed This person out And my nephew's like Hey Drew It's me Like it's Maddox Like I'm so sorry For joining y'all And so I like Feel so fucking bad We blew up It was OD It was crazy We blew up on this 11 year old kid I didn't even care I think he deserved it Well I thought like We were like

Someone was trolling us. That's what I thought. Fucking stop it. And like there was like this crazy ringing coming from the mic, too. It was really just an awful situation all around. And the ringing. When you were playing. Yeah. And then I like the next day was like Matt or that night. I was like, hey, text me when like you want to play tomorrow. I'm like free after seven. It like was like nine and we hopped on together and we started playing like a parkour game or something like that.

a death run on Fortnite. And, like, he's...

like I tell him like all the time I'm like Maddox cuss for me because it's so funny hearing a toddler cuss and I just make him cuss and like a year ago he was petrified like he would not do it it was like not chill for him I know my little brother still won't like curse if I ask him to yeah and now like he just cusses on his own and it like took him a second to get into it because he'd start with like and he just starts saying shit like that but then like

Near the end, like, I was like, okay, I have, like, one more attempt in me, and then I'll go. Like, he, like, missed a jump, and what did he say? Dude, he literally was like, he was like, oh, my fucking big tits. Yeah, he was like, oh, my fucking big tits. My big fucking tits are bouncing around. My big fucking tits. And I was like, what? And he was like, dude, my balls are bouncing around in my ass and shit. And I'm like, Maddox, what are you fucking saying? My balls are bouncing around in my ass. Yeah, I'm like, dude, what?

What? He's like, my balls are jiggling. My tits are jiggling. And like, this is coming out of a toddler's mouth. I feel like he's never spoken like that ever. No, it was crazy. And I was like, oh my God, wait, you're like a boy who has boyfriends and you behave just like every other like boy. He has boyfriends. He has a boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, it's 2023. Hello. Like, what? No.

is gonna say this i think we don't have to keep it if it makes you like feel funny but it was really funny because you were like you put the mic off and you're like dude i literally keep wanting to be like oh i'm gonna bang your mom oh yeah yeah but your mom is his your mom is my sister and i was just like because it's like literally in my vocabulary like anybody that i talk to i'm just like i'm banging your mama from the back poopoo style like my penis is covered in poopy like because i'm banging your mom so much

And I was trying to say that to Maddox, but he's my nephew, which means his mother is my sister. Yeah, you're really fucking weird for that. Texas vibes. Yeah. Alabama. Also, Gamer Man is literally Marvel's new tech-heavy superhero. Is that real? No, but, like, imagine Gamer Man. Fuck you, but you know when you, like, tug on a seatbelt too much and then it, like, locks you right in the top and I literally

I literally feel like I'm being constricted. Also, we're being followed by the killer and we're going to get killed. This is literally the ox. We're literally going to get murdered. And your new name is Boa Constrictor.

Okay. Let's get into that. Kanye West, y'all, Kanye West is jacking my swag on a biblical level. Like, this is, it's another level of swagger jacking. And, like, I can't go into too much detail, but this motherfucker is tapped into my wavelength, into my consciousness, into my thought ether, my thought bubble. Like, it's not chill the way he jacks everything that I fucking do. Wait, did he start dating men? I, um...

Don't even know what I was saying. What? You were saying that he was jacking your swag. Oh, yeah. He's like jacking me off. Where?

what you were getting to this whole time? Dude, me and Kanye, like, ever since that fucking concert, y'all, like, I'm not kidding. He blows up my phone. It's 11-11. And then, okay, he hits it and then quits it. Like, he'll bang me and then not text me back and block my number for, like, three months. And then somehow, I think he fucking stalks me or is hiring people to fucking stalk me because he jacks all of my thoughts and ideas. Basically, he stole the car that I wanted to get and then also he

Wait, which one? And then also he, that chair that I sit on every day that I covered in foam, he stole that idea from me too. I literally cannot see out of this car right now. Like, how do you make it blow up there? Oh, okay.

How do I make you blow? That's what I always say. I'm like, how do I get Drew to blow? Anya, what's your question for me? Oh, my question for you is when will you be finally exiting out of my life and whether that is on purpose or by fatal accident? Right now. And Drew crashes the car. I don't have a fucking question for you. Fuck you then. I don't have anything to ask you. Josiah, when was the first time you found love?

With your mother. What is your favorite color? Orange. Where do you live? Your mother's vagina. How many kids do you want? Am I allowed to say vagina on here? No, you have to say vagina because vagina's here. Oh, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina. If you're going to have a congregation about vagina, you have to believe it. Vaginana. Subconsciously, just make it so you say vagina. Wait, subconsciously, could I say vaginana? Yes. Oh, you want to get in there, my little vaginana? Okay.

If I had a Vaginana, that's what it's like. I know to you right now, this is unbearable and like unlistenable and like not chill, but this is, I'm not kidding, how we actually speak to each other. Yeah, you want the real thing? You guys will spit all my water into my Happy Meal. Just because Vaginana? Vaginana Grande. Vaginana Grande.

Areola Grimbley. Wait, guys, no, listen, listen, listen. We have Vaggiana Grande and Areola Grimbley. Who's Areola Grimbley? It's Ariana Grande's sister. What was your thing after you say a joke that you say? Ba-doink-a-doink. We got Ariana Grande. Wait, we got Vaggiana Grande and Areola Grimbley. Ba-doink-a-doink. Wait, do you remember Baldy Irish? Yeah, Baldy Irish is my alter ego. I like Baldy Irish.

Guys, okay, so Baldy Irish is Billie Eilish's younger sister, who is I, and I'm a bald man who's Irish. Wait, what about this? Selena Gomez's sister, Marina Gomez. No, that was really bad. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Bumbled. Serena Williams. Serene the Pillars. The Pillars. All right, okay, cut it out. Fridays are great. No, what were you saying?

what were you saying happened to Manama Sandra oh oh oh okay so I forgot about Manama Sandra y'all talked about Harley Davidson we haven't talked about Harley Davidson and Masama Manandra and Mama Bertram oh cut Mama Bertram this is so funny to me and all of us but this means absolutely

That's what I'm saying like this episode sounds like it's good because we're laughing our ass off But it means nothing and everybody's already they've already tuned out of this episode guys wait Let me make it so that this episode hits the algorithm real quick this cuz we share the mics and I want to make sure you guys get it wait let me let me make sure that this hits this video is gonna hit the algorithm real quick today I'm giving away a million dollars like and subscribe for a billion dollars how much you know bet he's gonna get a million views I

I will bet a billion. I'm not joking. A billion dollars that this doesn't get a billion views. A million views. I thought you were going to make a joke and say that you thought it would hit it. But yeah, you know. And I'm not kidding. Don't believe in yourself. Don't believe in yourself. That's what you guys learn here. Guys, if this video gets a million views, I straight up, I'm not exaggerating. I will twerk my ass bare.

On Twitter for free. Like, not even on some, like, OnlyFans shit. And then we will be hosting the twerk-a-thon. Yeah, the twerk-off. Comment down below if you want us to host the twerk-a-thon. Okay. So, let me explain first. So, all these random names that we... Josie, shut up. We got Pilot Jones, Manama Sandra, Harley Davidson. I don't want to give all of them away because I hold them sacred to us. Yeah, those are the three I'll give away. We have our people who are, like...

just like these made up people who we just made up they all have different names and they happen mysteriously so Laurel and Yanny though yeah

Well, Laurel and Yanny. They were never supposed to be real people. That was just like, which do you hear? Dude, wait. Why did you just say Laurel twice? Laurel and Yanny. You just said Laurel, Laurel. I know. It sucks. But Laurel and Yanny are the twin siblings of Harley Davidson and Pilot Jones. Yeah. They had kids together. And then Harley Davidson and Mama Bertram split up.

And Pilot Jones and Mama Sandra are now together. And it's really, really. And also Mama Bertram killed herself. Mama Sandra used to be really close to Mama Bertram. Yes. And when she found out they got together, she literally committed suicide. It was literally. Yeah, Mama Bertram jumped off a bridge or something. And Laurel Yanny like saw it happen. I don't even remember. But we did like come up with this shit. Like a story for them. Well, no, it's not. You don't come up with it. That's just like it. I mean, see, that's what's so fucked up. That's just what really happened. Is when people gossip.

But what about what happens? It just becomes a story. And it's not somebody's actual problems. It just becomes like gossip. And it's like, this isn't a story to tell. This is real. And yeah, guys, wait, should we do like a really serious, sad moment where like they clip it and put it over like Kid A or Radiohead or something? Yeah. And it's like, yeah, yeah.

And then Enya's like, stop treating me like this. Or no, I mean more like a depression conversation, like the Envy Chamber. That was embarrassing as fuck, what I just did. So sometimes you get so comfortable in your sadness that it's really hard to get out of. And you find this space in your life where you just want to exist in it. And then you start banging Josiah's mom from the back. Shut the fuck up.

And she'd be squirting and shit. You need to put this light on because you look so funny. Wait, guys, I have an idea. No, when you do that, it's really not funny. You, like, killed it. It's crazy. I know. I killed it. Thank you. Thank you. I killed it. I killed it. Yeah, you ate. You ate. You ate. Wait, would you suck dick for a million dollars? Five more minutes. Would I suck dick for five million dollars? I would suck dick for free. Whose? Yeah. Now we're getting serious. You don't want to know. Bill Withers? You really don't want to know.

The Withers? I said Bill Withers. I don't know who that is. Guys, what if we got in a car crash and all three died right now? We died laughing and loving. I would be so happy. And being free. I would be content at this moment. Actually, no, I wouldn't. I'm having a really good night. No, I want to play a concert. So how are those eyes so far? It's left me. So fun for me because I'm a little baby and it doesn't take much. But there are moments where I remember that I'm not only on camera, but I'm on audio and...

I think I sound like I have two brain cells left and I can't make any funny jokes, but I find everything really funny and then that's embarrassing. Oh, I feel like this video insert the video of the girl doing her slam poetry. I want it to end. I want it to end. I want it to end. Please. I want the eyes gone. Stop watching me. Stop controlling me. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.

End it for me. Save me from this fate of no control. Grant me the comfort of death's cold arms. Please. Please. I'm a nasty woman. I'm a nasty woman. Okay. I literally didn't fucking ask. Did you see her? Did you see that woman? What?

Was that not sharing you? No, she was riding a bike and she had her arms crossed and she was just riding down the street. Okay, show off. It's literally fucking midnight. Go home. I can ride my bike with no handlebars vibes. I can ride my bike with no handlebars. No handlebars. My high is awful. No handlebars.

I can't ride my bike. No, I was saying it's escaped me. It's gone. I need to take more when we go home because it's not here anymore. You're freaking out, though. No, no, I'm good. Let's just say the English language escapes me. People be like, I'm not high anymore. Ten minutes later, he's going to be freaking out. Yeah. Yeah. And you know the feeling. We've all been there.

Guys, tell me, do I look like more of a man or more of a twink now with short hair? Twink. Josiah said I look more twinkie. I don't think that. Yeah, wait till you see what's under those clothes. He's not. Okay. For real, though. For real, though. He's packing.

That thing swang. You know what's annoying is all my notes are on my phone and I keep reaching down to look at my notes and then I'm like, oh. Oh, I have some notes. Actually, you want to have a real sad conversation? Yes. At the gym, I've been...

freaking out and fully like disassociating from my life. But I've said it so many times that like, is it real? Because I can like recognize that I'm not living in the moment and that everything happens in a blur. And then six months later, I'm like, I wish I was still that happy. Even though I wasn't really that happy. I was just like, can't live in the moment I'm living in. But at the gym, after a class, I went to the treadmills and I was really kind of freaking out. And I literally had to look around and I looked at the treadmills and very seriously thought this is okay because I could come back here in a week.

in two weeks in six months and these treadmills will still be here literally called grounding yourself and that's like a technique they teach in therapy but doing that in an equinox to treadmills felt really crazy like i'm looking at like some of the sexiest people ever with nothing else to do myself included hello i'm very sexy me me working out too and me as well

Okay, wow. Why are you the only one that gets to have sex appeal? Me? Because I am sexy. You get sex appeal when you're sexy. I didn't order it on Amazon. You're saying Drew's not sexy? I don't even know what Amazon is. You would know what that is. I'm sure you're an Amazon expert. What is Amazon? What is the McDonald's one? I'm sure you're a McDonald's fanatic and you always eat there, but I've never been there. Oh, the McDonald's app? You sound like a McDonald's app expert.

You probably gone that a lot, don't you? You do his voice really good. Gone a lot. That is that accent.

And you're like, genuinely, the English language escapes you. I know. You know what I mean? But, like, I'm like, I know, I know for real, but, like, have you ever seen me try to read a line? Drew can't read. No, it's, like, it's so real. Y'all think it's a bit, but, like, genuinely, like, it's not that I can't read, but if you need me to recite something, like,

No, like it does not work. There's like a short circuit in my brain. Like it's really can you spell either? I will say like it is really hard when someone says something for you to say and to repeat it back exactly the same. Like I feel like a lot of people have struggles with that because I do too. Actors deserve a lot of people. I have struggles too and I find it hard to do things that you guys find hard to do.

Pull the trigger Ain't nobody gonna do it for you Should we talk about your world's drug race? That's too much to explain I don't want the people to know Like that's our thing Oh no no no I've talked about it Oh wait you're gonna stream it I'm gonna stream it I talked about it on Billie Jean She's still there She's still Oh no that was She was on a bird scooter But I thought that was the bicycling lady I was like dude She's literally still going around the fucking block Then go for it Favorite Nicki song Go

Favorite. Monster. Megatron. That is not your favorite. Yeah, it is. I say that like I didn't just say that my favorite is literally her song with Meek Mill. Yeah, and Drew didn't just say a feature. I don't want to drive it.

I just want to be a pilot, babe. Okay, but that, you have to admit, though, that... She ate everyone else on that song. That feature in Monster is probably the greatest feature of all time in any song, period, and I'm not exaggerating. I know. Apparently, Jay-Z heard her verse and then went and re-recorded his. I'm not joking. Oh, oh, there's a raccoon! Oh, and he's gorgeous! He's so cute! Oh! Oh, and he ran into the sewer and killed himself. Oh, you better watch out for Pennywise. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Drew, I love you. I love you, babes. And yeah, I love you too. I love you, Drew. I love you, Drew. I love you, Drew.

I love you, Drew. Judge Drudy. Oh, like Lana Del Rey saying, Drew let the light in. And I think there's... Judge Drudy? Oh, I have to call my Druber. And then it's Drew who picks you up. Wait, do you guys want to play Call of Drudy? I'm going to play some Call of Drudy. Then I'm going to call my Druber because I have to go to Judge Drudy's courtroom because I committed a drime.

Let's drive on the wrong side of the road for 10 minutes and see if anyone hits us. Yeah, driving on the wrong side of the road challenge. Drew, do it. You won't. Out on the main road, you won't. I literally won't. I don't know why you're saying that. I know. I don't want him to. I'm ready to die. And I don't even do those Hollywood-ass stops. Like, I literally go all the way through the stop signs. Or, I mean, I stop all the way at the stop signs. Guys, it's crazy how we're literally almost to Vegas. Dude, we've actually been going... We've literally...

We've been driving to Vegas this whole time because Drew said that he just needs an escape in a hotel room, but he's going to get his own hotel room and put me and Josiah in a smaller, cheaper motel down the road because he said that he has to get things done. But he won't tell us what he has to get done. Me and him are staying in the nice hotel. You're staying in the thing, in the crappy. Who is that?

Who is that across the street? There's a lot of people sitting on their stoops out tonight and it's 1130 and it's really late. I'm not joking. It's 1130 on a Thursday. It's 11 Thursday. Club going on. Okay. My nose is just sold back. This is the biggest platform that I've had in a little bit. I know a lot of people are listening. Oh, fuck. Can you put it up real quick because I got something to say. Yeah, I'm working on it. Platform. Yeah, here's my platform.

To my father, if you're out there and you hear this, please come back immediately. Things have gone to shit. I mean, look at me. I look like Jeffrey and I talk like fucking, I don't know. Yeah, something is seriously wrong. Please come back. Immediately. Scott.

He heard that, Josiah. He heard that and ran further. You know, on tour, I was thinking about hanging myself like every night. And I was like, imagine. Oh, and you did it?

Oh, wow. You sound like a not-hanging-yourself expert. That would never be me. No, I literally... Oh, you sound like you have suicidal ideation all the time and you don't act on it. Oh, that couldn't be me. Yeah. Well, no. Yeah, I do want to kill myself on tour sometimes, but I wanted to do it for the gag of it. Like, we were playing a venue with curtains and I was like, dude, imagine if the curtains open at the beginning of the show and it's just me hanging there. That's so not funny. You're just dead.

Because I tell them I'm like guys I have to go do something solo on stage real quick. Please stay backstage like just trust me That's not funny. Oh my god, but I want to actually do it. Yeah I want to see things, you know, I want to go to Europe more I want to have a kid or something. Do you know what? I unironically actually want to do and I'm like this isn't a joke have a kid is Bang Josiah's mama fuck you boo boo style in her butthole where my poopoo is penis and you poopoo my penis and

That's what you just said. Having a mirror in front of me. No, actually, what is something you unironically want to do in your life? It got deep. It can't be real.

Huh? Do you want kids, Josiah? Of course. I want two. Only two because I don't want a damn middle child. Boy or girl? Boy. Boy, girl. Okay. Boy, girl. I want a older sister, though. Older sister, younger brother. Oh, that is a good duo. It is. And, like, I don't want a fucking middle child because, I mean, look at Enya. Why does that look so pretty right now? I want to go live there. And then I don't... Oh, no, you're the oldest, huh? I am technically the middle. Oh, no. You are the middle. Yeah, look at Enya. And then I don't want an only child because...

I'm not gonna say that. I'm the youngest by a very long time.

I was about to be shady. And it was honestly nice growing up with a bunch of older siblings. And also, I had a twin sister the same age as me. So, I feel like I had, like, a really, really ideal situation because, like, my brothers have already gone through, like, school. And my mom was, like, in PTO and all that shit. So, like, basically... Which, like, the only reason kids are popular in school is because their parents are popular in the community. And that's truly the only reason why, like...

I was a big fucking loser, but the only reason I had friends was because my mom had friends who had kids who also went to the same school as me. But... What the fuck was I saying? Oh, I had it really great, and I saw a video of my oldest sister today. Or not today, but earlier this week of her, like, living her life in 2008, 2009, 2007 era. And it literally brought tears to my eye because, like, when I was...

like, sentient at that age. I didn't fully understand, like, what it meant to be, like, a 16, 17, 18-year-old and, like, how rowdy it was. And I was just, like, a literal child. And, like, I always saw my older sister as, like, bad because she was doing bad things. But then, like, I got to that age and I was, like, just as bad, if not probably 100,000% worse because I was literally doing, like, hard drugs like a psychopath. You were lit. But...

uh, it was just really like cool to see her like being a kid. And then like now she has three kids of her own. And also there was a razor in the fucking video, like the razor phone and they were filming on one and it was just so crazy to see. There was a razor. So with that being said, does that mean you would want a lot of kids with like an age gap or? I,

I don't know. Like, I really loved growing up in a big family. Like, I loved having a bunch of siblings. This apartment complex is actually so cute. I know, it's very Miami. It's like new, so it's like weird. But I, like, grew up in a family of a lot of fucking kids. One of them's dead now. Okay. Oh, but you've been lying about that, so. Don't tell them that. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Don't tell them that.

But I probably do want a lot of kids. But I think four is, like, the max. But, like, yeah, here I go. Like, I literally can't even bathe myself. Look at them. They're so drunk walking home out of this bar. Oh, that's lit. That's Drew right now driving. It's like a little old duo. I literally don't even bathe myself. Like, here I go having six kids. And, like, I do not know how my parents fucking did that shit. Like, that is...

not okay. Like, I've been coughing with my mouth open. Dude, I know. I don't know how my mom also had six kids and we, that's not something we talk about enough is that me and Drew come from six kid families, both of us. And it's like almost identical age structure. I come from five. So like one doesn't make that big of a difference. It does, but trust me, it really does. That's funny because it,

doesn't seem like it does. Oh my god. You are being so shady right now. Yeah, I'm being catty. I'm being catty. I'm bringing the drama. No, I'm goading it. Do you know what actually is like a lot different though? Growing up banging your mama? No. No. Yeah, because I grew up banging your mama. No, I was going to say when I decided to bang Josiah's mama. Shut the fuck up. Yeah.

But here's the real thing is that Drew took three shots before we left. So that's why he's been driving around so crazy. That is one thing that I don't joke about.

Okay, my aunt fucking died from drunk driving. I don't care. I do not fuck with drunk driving and I don't fuck with buzz driving. I don't fuck with one beer driving. I don't fuck with one sip of alcohol driving. If you have alcohol in your system and you are behind the wheel, you are making an active choice to kill alcohol.

other people you are a villain you're an evil person and i'm sorry if you don't have a ride home sleep in your fucking car call an uber call a homie do what you got to do but do not fucking drive and i literally don't play with that shit me neither but very true yeah i agree should we end the episode because we're like so far yeah sure because we have uh 30 minutes here yeah we have like a bunch

Alright, well, that was the episode. Thank you so much. Wait, we gotta do media. Oh, yeah. I always forget media. It's actually crazy. Well, I can't do media because my phone is up there. My media is the podcast Billy and Jean. Bless you. Uh-huh. That would never be my media. Yeah, Anya actually told me that today. She said, I've never listened to a full episode of that.

Well, I just sneezed in my neck hurt. Yeah. Oh, Drew, because you listen to all the episodes. I don't listen to all of them, but I do listen. Have you actually listened? Sorry, I'm a bad friend. I've never listened to a full episode of Emergency Intercom. I like to try to listen to like a lot of them. Wait, just like you said, you haven't? I have not, no. Okay, okay. Then I don't feel good. Okay, well, good, because I was lying because I don't listen to all of them. Yeah, I mean, no, that would be insane if we were listening to each other's podcast. I don't want to hear. It would be even weirder if I was sitting in bed and you guys heard your podcast playing and then you put your head to the door and my bed was like...

Okay. I actually did see your wing on your bed today. And I was like, oh my God. Did you actually? Yes, you left it on the bed. I've seen your wing. And you have had that thing on your bed for like weeks now. And I'm not joking. Like every time I go in your room, it's like in a different place too. She's using it a ton. It's scary. It's like either beside your pillow or underneath your bed. No, you know what? Okay. I'm going to explain myself. I actually haven't been using it. I've been very strong. And I swear on my mother's fucking urn, I haven't been using it. Oh my God. How about that? But I used to hide it beneath.

between the fireplace and my mattress when my mattress was on the floor. I know I saw it one time. It was easy access. And I don't like putting it in that cabinet because it's hard to open when I just want to like grab it. So I've just been hiding it under my back pillow. But then when I'm moving my pillows around to go to sleep, I'm like feeling a little nudge and I'm like, dude, oh my fucking God. And then I just knock it to the side and then I make my bed and it's there and we're cutting this out. No, we're not actually. And then you guess what?

I think that you should use your fingers like a real man. That's my take on it. Well, that's funny because that's actually what I say to your mom when she's finger blasting me in your car. And that's probably why you get in your car and it fucking smells like squirt and piss. And it's because me and your mom are banging. Listen to this. Let me hit that prosthesis with my finger. Okay, well, my immediate from what I can recall. Pulse width by Apex Twin.

Anya, yours is Billie and Jean? No, mine is Hello It's Me by Todd Rundgren. I can't say his name. Rundgren. Rundgren. And then there's a song I want to say. Nine Bit Blues by Kid Koala. Canic Chase by Labby Cife. I can't say his last name either. Heel by ICO. It's you, High Mara, Pearl Version. Parallel Universe for Hero. That's...

a deep jungle cut and if you know you know and if you don't know get learned because that shit is rare as fuck and they just put it on Spotify and you're lucky because I had to do some fucking digging to listen to that album in 2018 and then

by Yves Toumer, who is also, did you know he's 86 years old? Yeah, he's 84. Do I get to do my media? Yeah, do your media. Go for it. Are you going to actually say something real? Because I don't think you said anything real last time. No. Honestly, though, I was looking through my Spotify and I was like, I'm writing right now, which means my Spotify is just full of shit that I don't want anybody knowing because I'm about to steal. Yeah.

and I don't want them to steal it first. So, I don't really know. I'm gonna say... Also, watch me by Labby. Everything is fair when you're living in the city. What is that? That's a song. Oh, I don't know that song. That's my song. I'm doing one fucking song. And the movie, um, Big. Okay, well, thank you guys so much for watching. It has been an absolute pleasure. Oh my god, I'm literally giving why don't we with my hair. This is crazy. Alright.

Bye!