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Banned them. Banned them. Banned cryptic pregnancies. That is evil. That is evil, evil, evil. A woman's life is suffering. Like, are you fucking kidding me? I could just be pregnant and I don't know. That is the scariest shit I have ever heard in my life. That like...

Bitch, like people like party and drink and do drugs. It's always my immediate thought when someone's like, yeah, I have a cryptic pregnancy. I'm like that baby is going to need alcohol immediately out of the room. But that's also the assuming most people are just like drinking often like

Maybe a lot of people don't actually drink that much, but I don't know. Like, I feel like cryptic pregnancies, I usually see it's like a younger person who has it. And I'm like, bitch, I know that baby was at the frat parties. Like, that baby was out with y'all. Like, what y'all were supposed to be doing was calling an Uber XL because there was an extra fucking passenger that nobody knew about. Okay, but wait, the tea is, is like drinking while pregnant really that bad? Yeah.

Two podcasters get a mic and start talking. We just started talking. Like, you know, it literally like a wine a day with like a glass of wine a day with your pregnant when you're pregnant is like not that bad. Yeah. Well, my wife drank a quarter of Fireball every night. Your wife? While she was pregnant with me. Yes. Your wife while she was pregnant with you? Yes. She gave birth to me. Your wife gave birth to you? Yeah.

Yeah. And you're 18. Okay. How old is your mom? She's 18 as well. My mom is my wife. My wife. But yeah, cryptic pregnancies are really, really creeping me the fuck out. I would be so mad. I would feel so. But also it's because I don't want kids. I feel like most people who have cryptic pregnancies, it's like, fuck, I didn't want to do this right now, but like I'm down for this.

bitch i don't want babies i don't want kids i don't want kids i don't want kids i don't want kids i don't want kids watch me end up having kids you're gonna have to see all this content of me being like fuck kids fuck kids i hate kids i don't want kids i think something is gonna click in your brain and you're gonna want kids one day i don't know the thing is i feel like so many women i know have always had like a maternal instinct and have always

the women I know who want kids have always wanted kids. They never went from being like, Oh fuck kids to being like, I think I'm ready. Yeah.

-I don't know. Also, it doesn't work too that all of my friends for the most part, all of my homegirls are like, "Bitch, I do not want fucking kids." We're literally in the witches club. We're literally all evil fucking-- -The scarlet letters. -Yes, we're all evil witches who don't believe in having offspring. -Damn, I want children. -Children. -Right.

Well, what's your birth plan? Are you going to do a natural birth? Yeah. I wish you could have a baby. You're going to carry my child. That's the thing is Drew's asked me that before and I've been like, girl, hell. We would make awesome as babies, though. And you would have nothing to do with the child afterwards. I would raise it. Are you allowed to take antidepressants and stuff while you're pregnant? Yeah. Oh, perfect. But like, no, babies inside produce natural hormones that make women happier. Yeah.

I think the opposite happened. Dude, postpartum depression is the most diabolical shit. Women's life really is suffering. That's what I'm saying.

I'm saying. And it's suffering in silence. Literally, the baby sucks all of your life and juices from you. I will say, though, I do think motherhood is beautiful, but I just don't have a calling to it. But every time I see somebody, I either relatively know or just somebody in general with their baby, it makes me so happy. But also, I never got to have a mother, so I don't believe that I should be anybody's mother. Awkward. Awkward.

People get so confused because I say stuff like that. And then I'm like, my mom. And then they're like, wait, I'm confused. Is her mom dead? Listen. Set the record straight. There's layers to this shit, bro. Like there's layers to this shit. My stepmom is my mommy. My birth mom is dead. Hope that cleared everything up.

I'm laughing. Yeah, I'm glad it brings you joy. Why does my mom's death bring you joy? I don't know. It's just because I have you all to myself now. Yeah, if Drew's ever sad, I'm like, oh, my mom's dead. And he literally starts jumping up and jumping around in his room.

That is literally not true. Actually, yeah, it's not true. Because if you jumped on a bed and started jumping around, you would fucking faint. I know, bitch. I've been standing up and like on the verge of fainting for the last like three days. And I have like a blood or like a heart rate monitor that like checks blood pressure too. And I forgot why I got it. I just I got it. Oh, because my mom was my older brother got diagnosed with like POTS when he was like

20 or something like that and it was around the time that I was like going through the same shit my mom was like like I think it's called like

post had something tachycardia like orthostatic tachycardia it's like your heart rate is just like naturally higher and when you stand up like your high your heart rate like skyrockets and like oh a lot of girls have it but boys can get pots too so my mom just like got me a heart rate monitor boys deserve to have no boy literally boys can have pots too

Girls can have autism as well. It's not just ADHD. Oh my God. Thank you for bringing awareness to the misdiagnosis of many women across the country. I tore. I tore. I don't even remember what the fuck. Oh. That's why you have that stupid fucking monitor. Yeah. And I was like, oh, let me. What was I even? I don't even know what the point. Because you stand up. When you stand up, you almost fucking die every time you stand up.

Yeah, oh, I was just gonna go look for my heart rate monitor just to like see what my blood pressure was because it was giving like really really low and I my blood pressure is really low and

um when i stand up and i couldn't fucking find it and josh stole it from me and lost it and i'm pissed about that and then kai stole my fucking three quarters jack okay like a real stretch of something that was stolen and then someone stole my camera and didn't put it back like everything i own is getting stolen from me

Except your heart. No one can ever take that from you. Exactly. But I didn't get to test my heart rate, but I've been really down tremendously bad standing up. Last night I was like, watch this and I can make myself pass out. It didn't work. I got it on video. Oh, you recorded it? Yeah. I want to watch it. I could probably do it right now. Cool demonstration. There was like 2% of what's been happening to me.

But I don't have pots. I walked over here.

There was a tinge. There was a moment. There was a moment. That's exactly what just happened. That's exactly what you just said. You're always just like, I almost fainted. I was this close away. You fainted before, right? Literally like many a times. Once I took too much, I almost said tramadol, too much trazodone. And I...

was laying in bed and my body got all warm and fuzzy and I was like wait what the fuck is happening like literally what is happening I've never felt like this before and then my eyes started tunneling and I was like oh my god like I think I'm passing out so instead of just like passing out in bed I literally thought I was like overdosing and dying I like stood up and ran around my bed

And I had that fist, like that coral reef at the time. And right next to it was a trash can. And I like literally collapsed into the pile of garbage. And I like remember vividly being like, bro, like I can't die in a pile of garbage. So I like stood up again and walked down the hallway in my room and then collapsed just

and like hit my head like really hard and bit through my tongue and I was like oh my god and then so I like scurried on the floor on all fours to my sister's room and they didn't fucking believe me and so I like passed out a third time on the floor of the fucking bedroom and just slept there until like 7 a.m. and like I knew I was down tremendously bad because I was shirtless and nobody in my family had ever seen me shirtless and

Like, actually, let's talk about that. Literally, I... That is insane. I literally was not shirtless in front of anybody in my life from the ages of, like, probably 10. I'd say even 9 to, like, 20. Like, dead serious. I was gonna say, I feel like...

Even until like the past like two years. I really never saw you Yeah, no, I literally was like so disgusted by my body and I have this one Very vivid of my dead brother. This is the reason why he died. It's because he said this shit to me I'm not even kidding like karma's a bitch like don't talk about my fucking body cuz you might die But we were in a lazy River at like Great Wolf Lodge or some shit I don't know what the fuck it was and

And we were just like floating down the river and I was just minding my own business. And I was like just gaining consciousness. I was probably like eight or something like that. And I was not aware of the evils that this world could bestow upon like someone. Like I didn't know that. Body dysmorphia hadn't entered the picture. Yeah, body dysmorphia hadn't entered the picture. Well, we're floating down this river and my dead brother looks at me and he's like,

Fuck what did he say I forgot it he just looked at my like my love handles and he was like wow you're packing on the pounds It's really hanging over the edge of your swimsuit, and he just like kept going in he was like the swimsuit is like really tight so you can like see your like gut and your sides billowing over and I was like bitch I was literally like 26 pounds at this point like I literally was like

Tiny tiny tiny, but I was just like entering like early stages of puberty. Wait 26 pounds is tiny to you? That's crazy. Is that big? When I was eight, I was literally like eight pounds. Oh my god. But yeah, ever since that moment, I was hyper aware of my body and then my brother died and I was set free of the clutches of body dysmorphia. And you were able to be shirtless. Yeah.

Well, we've gotten too comfortable with each other. And at this point, I just walk around like...

shirtless yeah it's a vibe though it is i get like on sundays i just like take my shirt off and clean the house bro and you fucking tweaks out when she's goddamn cleaning her ass she will be hanging out like her bra will like be halfway off like her sweater down her shoulder like she's basically half naked and she's fucking scrubbing the walls and shit it's so one day i was literally like

I know what I look like. I look like a crazy person. But there's just like certain times where I'll be like committed to doing a task. And I'm like, if I'm going to commit to doing this task, I need to do it at its fullest. I need to not cut corners because I'm actually here. I'm really doing it. I'm committing to it. But then I just look fucking crazy because I was literally cleaning the...

What are those called? The doorway boards? The like wooden borders? Whatever the fuck it is. And I was cleaning the fuck out of that while Drew was sitting on it. The blue banisters. The blue banisters? What is that? Lana Del Rey. I know, but before that, what does that mean? Like the banisters, isn't that what you like pray at in church or some shit? Two bitches who don't know shit were like, oh, that didn't fucking matter. Let me look it up. Blue banisters just sounds like very patriotic to me. Let's ask ChatGPT.

Hello? Hey, can you speak to me in a very gay voice? Fuck Breeze. Hey.

Wait, this is literally, this is me scrolling through the Winterland system. Let's talk about that. The Wonderland? Yeah, they took their brain and put it in goddamn ChatGPT. The Wonderland system. Literally, ChatGPT is just the new DID. Yeah. Arbor. Okay, like, hello. This app is a piece of fucking shit, ChatGPT. I know, it actually sucks. Get your shit together. Like, we've been playing with it and it's the slowest app ever. It's so annoying. Hi, can you talk to me using gay slang only?

Okay, you didn't even ask for all that. This was a hate crime on like multiple levels. What is a banister?

Okay.

That was terrifying. I don't like that he, like, hears everything. Yeah, for real. Like, every time we play with ChatGVT, I feel like we're doing a prank call. Actually, that's what's funny. We don't use it. We literally use it to, like, prank ChatGVT. We're like, oh, we're going to get him back. We're going to get him. We're going to get him to say something so stupid. Let's play. Let's play. Ask him to eat his shoes. Hello? Hey, can I eat your shoes? Well, that's a first.

I think my shoes might be a bit too digital for a snack. Maybe try something a little more edible? I'm coming out to my family very soon and I need help. Can you like list me a couple things that would help me come out to my family? That's a big step and I'm here for you. Here are a few things... Use more gay slang. So, when you're ready to spill the tea, find a fab time and a cozy spot. Get your chosen fam or a supportive bestie on standby for some emotional backup.

And remember, hunty, breathe and take your time. There's no rush on this runway. You just left me speechless. We're done for now. That's crazy. When you're asking somebody, like, how should I come out to my family? He's like, okay, so when you're ready to spill the tea. That's like that one clip of what's it called? From Drag Race when What's Her Nuts and Plain Jane were talking. She was talking about her diagnosis and she was like,

She was like, that's your tea. No, she said a specific word that was so funny. Oh, what was it? It wasn't fucking demure. It was thanks for spilling. Thanks for spilling. That's what I'm going to say next time someone trauma dumps on me. I'm going to be like, thanks for spilling. Thanks for spilling. Did you know Tyra Banks referenced...

What was that fucking scary spooky ooky movie we just watched the other day? Rosemary's Baby. Yeah, she was like, I specifically told you Rosemary Baby for the haircut. Oh yeah, for the haircut. Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby. Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby. I'm literally going to get that haircut. I think it's so fucking kind. That's what I thought I was going to get when I got my fucking pixie cut. No, you looked good. You looked good.

You look good. I'm telling you. When I see pictures of me when I was 21, I feel like I was stuck in the Wonderland system. You really were. When I was changing my hair all the time, that was me changing my alters that were fronting. The scariest alter that fronted was the yellow hair. That was a spooker. That was a spooker. Dude, what's funny about that is like- Or orange even. Orange was giving spooker vibes. Well, when I had orange hair, I was like-

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like probably a few days ago that I accidentally might have poisoned me, you and Josh, like on a regular basis. Like I might've committed bio warfare in our house. - Me looking around, I'm like, what did you do? - No, literally. So early pandemic, probably like 2020, 2021,

I don't know why, but I became hyper obsessed with like growing bacteria colonies. Like I literally would go around the house swabbing everything. And I literally just like... In the midst of like a virus pandemic. Yeah. It was like, how can I add to this? How can I make COVID-3? So basically I would just swab everything and I like would put these Petri dishes with agar in like dark places and let them grow.

And like after a week or something like they would be beautiful. I got everything that I ever wanted out of it. And then...

I put them in a very dark place for years and years and years and years and I think they're still inside that cupboard over there. We don't know where they went. And I'm too scared to look because like I know that like I created some like really diabolical shit and not only that but that's like next to like the air fryer, that's next to like the juicer, like it's next to like things that we use.

Bitch, fuck air fryer, first of all. Like, let's have that conversation. Like, I really like... Well, you're like a bad take on it because you like your food fucking cold. That's what I'm saying. Like, air fryers, like, I really tried. I really, really did try to get behind it. Like, my mom was like, oh, like, congrats on the new house. Like, let me get you something, like, to commemorate it. Like, y'all don't have a microwave. Me and Nia are anti-microwave. It's not even on some, like, holistic health bullshit. I just hate the way they look. They look horrible.

on the fucking counter. And like, also like on top of that, like, no, let's have that conversation. Like we're putting like nuclear radiation into our fucking food. We say that like our fridge isn't like actually about to explode. In the middle of you talking, I'm not kidding for a split second. All I could focus on was that sound. And last night, I was really convinced, but this, this is like a whole different part of my brain. So I know it's not real, but I was really convinced last night that the fridge was going to explode. And I was like,

I came into the kitchen to get water and I ran past the fridge and I filled up the water really fast and I ran back this way to avoid the fridge because I was genuinely convinced it was going to like burst open while I was in here. And then hearing that sound just now, it's like,

It's only a matter of time. There's something blocking something and it's going to explode. It's the free. So I convinced myself the other day that our water heater was going to explode. I do that all the time. Our water heater makes like the scariest fucking sounds I've ever heard in my goddamn life. It's like literally like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. It sounds like whatever pipe is like pushing all the gas to heat up our water gets clogged.

And I'm just like, it's only going to take one second for it to fucking explode. Also, Josh has never once in his goddamn life cleaned the lint catcher in the dryer. And like, I know for a fact there is a fire hazard waiting to happen with our dryer. But...

But back to air fryers. Fuck air fryers. But Ninja made one that like not the gamer. I was like, what? Damn, he has fallen off. Also, fuck Ninja Creamy. Like there's so many like weird psychological operations, like deep seated, like.

far down the pipeline a kitchen appliance a psychological like it's like capitalism like it's like do you really need something to make you ice cream in your house like actually go buy a pint like literally just go buy a pint like and i know that shit does not taste as good as y'all are saying it tastes but ninja made an air fryer recently that i was like wait i actually might need that because it comes it's like a clear glass bottom

and you can i think they stole that from someone they did they did they're literally just blue labeling appliances at this point and it's fucking working because like i want it i want it and you can like detach the cooking basin and then put like a Tupperware lid food is so weird i know literally food is scary food is weird food is creepy i don't want to food cooking i don't want

See, the thing, if I see raw meat, if I see raw chicken or red bloody fucking beef or a steak, oh, oh, God. Like, all I can think about was the life that they led before and how dark-sided it was. Did you know grass-fed does not mean that they're roaming a fucking grass field and eating? It means that they literally just dump food.

grass clippings inside of these like giant dairy farms where their heads are locked up and they just eat grass and they're still being abused it is so sick and twisted I hate it so much but like I love chicken I love chicken and I love a burger like I love a good In-N-Out burger it's so fucked up but

in and out. I used to be an in and out hater and I don't know what switch this year, but like now and I don't like burgers because burgers make my hand stink like for a long time. Burger finger. Burger finger. I'm not kidding. That's real. Like I literally like my fingers smell like it and like there are certain

foods that I eat that require a shower after wing stop is one of those foods like I because I get like barbecue wing stop and I feel like oh that's it goes through all the cuts on my finger for me biting my nails and it's like in my bloodstream and I need to go shower and like open up my pores so I'm not greasy by the way y'all my hair is wet I like what did it right before we started what did it what did it but

But yeah, food is really scary. And also, we're not saying that in like a nasty fucking ED way. Like, don't play around. Don't fucking play. Food is just so weird. Like food. Like, I hate. You know what it is? Like, I've been talking about it a lot. Like, we've been talking about it this week.

but I've been talking about it with my therapist about like, I just hate decision making when it comes to food. And I think that's why I like fast food. It's because everything hurts our fucking stomach. Yeah, everything hurts. Dude, literally yesterday, my stomach hurt so fucking bad from eating these random fucking chicken wings. Chicken wing. Chicken wing. Chicken wing. Chicken wing. Hot dog and bologna. Chicken and macaroni. Chilling with my homie. You're my homie. That's crazy.

But yeah, food is really creepy. We saw this fucking TikTok that I was like, this is literally me and Drew. Literally when I'm eating food, all I can think about, specifically meat, all I can think about is like the mutilated corpses of like the dead critter that like lived the saddest, most drab life ever that I'm just like eating on. And it was like, it was someone's child. It was potentially someone's mother and father. Like,

The one food that I cannot get behind. I don't know. I think my mom made me think like that because like she's she does not eat meat. Well, I will say sometimes when I get like chicken wings. Okay, wing stop. You need to get your shit together because sometimes your chicken wings come with like a little feather on it. The second I see that.

Oh, the things you've lied about. Like, get that out of my fucking face. Are you fucking kidding me? This shit was alive and like fucking clucking around. And now I'm just like sitting watching RuPaul's Drag Race high as fuck eating it. Like, that's the demonic part is like in your bed. And we watch like a guy making a terrarium full of animals. And we're just like...

We're like eating said animal. I'm like crying. Food is so scary. No, the lifespan of a chicken being kept in a cage and then sitting in my living room and watching RuPaul's Drag Race while eating it is crazy. It's honestly beautiful and poetic if you think about it. Their last moments were enjoyed watching a Gaga video. That is true. Before it's literally melted in my fucking stomach by acid and grinded with fucking calcium bone. Oh, this is it. I'm not forcing myself to be

Food is so novel to me. This is like the first thing I've seen that I'm like, this describes mine and yours existence so perfectly. The first line. The first line. What? Let's break it down. I'm not forcing myself to be alive. I am not forcing myself to be alive. I am happy to be alive. This life...

is worth every second, y'all. - It's a gift. - It really is a gift. Like unironically, unironically, unironically, life is a gift and it's worth living. Listen to this tea. If you're thinking about killing yourself and you're gonna write a letter, the people you're writing the letter to are your reason to fucking live. Like that's the reason, like if you have to ride a leather, if you have to ride a leather, a leather satchel of sorts,

Maybe a fountain pen with a gold tip. What the fuck are you talking about? No, but seriously, again, I can't express enough. It's not even on like an ED tip. It's literally... I think it literally... Oh my God, I'm going to have a stroke. It has to just be like...

ADD bound where food is just so overwhelming. It's so overwhelming and I just hate it. But the thing is having to cook like are you fucking kidding me? What's crazy is thinking like about when I used to cook a lot bitch I was making mush like I'm not

and you was i am no i am no wife material she was eating cottage cheese with fucking pounds of mustard squirted on top well okay that was because that one bitch from tiktok who made that shit look good as fuck and it was good i'm not gonna lie but yeah i uh i wish i just had the brain of like a muck banger see i could easily get there that's the thing if someone this is all i need to become like

a foodie is someone just picking the food for me that's it oh yeah that's what rain was saying to me because i me and drew are people who are always like i'm not a foodie i'm not a foodie but rain is

She is such a well-rounded person when it comes to food. She picks really good places. She eats really good food. And every time I'm with her, bitch, I feast like a fucking queen. She literally treats you so fucking right. She's like the man of the relationship. She's the boy. Oh, let's get this. And I'm like...

Oh, that like literally like made me horny. That made my like, that made my kitty purr like in a way. No, it's literally if we had someone who was just like giving us the food, we would not think food is weird. But it's like, I don't have the brain power for it. I hate, I hate when someone's like, what should we eat? Like, what do you mean?

- Just pick, just pick, I'll find something. Literally just pick. - Oh my God, it actually drives me crazy, but that's okay. - Something that has been driving me absolutely fucking insane recently

is chocolatiers. They have not elevated their craft or their art. You have talked about this. No, their art, their craft. Like, if I have to see one more paint splattered chocolate bar, like, that, oh my God, it literally drives me crazy. Like, elevate it. Paint splattered.

Leather is the laziest fucking excuse for art I have ever seen. I'm so sorry. If you own one of the Margiela shoes with the fucking splatter and paint. I want this. I don't give a fuck about the history. Eat them. Like literally, what are you talking about? You destroyed a leather good with like. But for the love of God, like I am begging you elevate your craft. Like I am tired of seeing people.

green and gold splattered chocolate bars like also the gold the gold when it comes to the gold is what the fuck are we talking about and you know it just tastes like alcohol like it's literally just like alcohol like they just like dilute pigments with alcohol mica powder and alcohol it's like pissing me the fuck off like i was literally sitting on the couch with josiah like writhing in anger scrolling through this chocolatiers like tiktok account i did buy something because it looked good as fuck but it was not one of the goddamn chocolate bars man

No, but I fuck with his content heavily. I love his content. It was just this random fucking lady that was like making chocolate bars. And then she pulled out that goddamn paintbrush and started spattering like paint all over the top. And I was just like, okay, immediately I'm gone. Like I'm canceling my order. I'm gone. I don't need to see that shit. I don't need to see that shit. Have you been getting the push of those fucking sour gushers? Oh, yeah. Okay. That is crazy. That's literally just gushers and bath salts. Like it's literally like it is the least appealing.

appealing candy I've ever seen. Like usually with like the Chamoy and like Tahin ones, like it's kind of like melted down and onto the candy. Like it looks very appealing. It looks like, it looks like the two pieces are like coming together and making something. The Gushers and bath salts are

It's crazy because literally all that's happening is the bath salts that are like the sour parts of it are just absorbing all the moisture from the gushers. So it just looks like wet. It looks like if somebody was eating a bunch of them and had like spit on their fingers and kept digging in and then everything just got a little moist. I want them so fucking badly and my mouth is watering thinking about them. I don't think I like sour candy. You really don't. Yeah, like sour candies aren't my vibe, but I just don't like...

Like I have the kind of stomach that like that kind of sweet. Like I like gushers, but I can have like five gushers before my stomach starts to hurt really bad. And it's just like that over sweetness makes me really nauseous. And I think that's why I like like when it comes to chocolate, if it's a milk chocolate, it's like a Reese's because there's like a saltiness to it that like balances. My gas station order has got to include a bag of hot chips of any kind, a sour candy,

a chocolate candy and a soda but the sour and the chocolate is like non-negotiable you can't have one without the other because like there is simply like a balance to this like there's a yin and a yang and if you have one without the other it just simply does not work it's not a good night do you know what i mean is yeah i i do agree with you but also like i don't know like i i

- Have you ever drank a soda just like without having like anything else along? Like, have you ever drank a soda just to drink a soda without having a meal? - Yeah. - I don't think I've ever done that. Like literally, actually that is like the biggest lie I've ever fucking told. 'Cause I just go in the refrigerator. - Yeah, you sip soda through the day. - Yeah, I never. - But you don't like have a full soda. You like take sips of a soda, but no, like my favorite is the mini cans of Coke. Like that I will have alone, but I can't finish like a full can of Coke without a meal.

But I just like... We have to stop fucking talking about food. We've talked about food for literally 45 minutes. Like, damn, can we shut the fuck up? I was being like, food is so gross, but oh my God, candy and soda. Processed food. We're literally like five years old. Well, look at this fucking video. Well, I think it's... Oh. Oh, what were you going to say? I was going to say, I think it's diabolical that cats don't live longer. Like, it just makes no sense. Like, so many animals live for so long. Why can't cats just live longer? And I know there's like...

a thing you can do to make them live longer, but bitch, I don't need it that bad. $35,000, that's crazy. You're putting a number on life. It's like that one dude like Martin. Oh, but I love Azul so much and he's getting old. He's going to die soon. Did you know Azul has 30 minutes? He has 30 minutes. He has 30 minutes. Azul's almost seven years old. He's young. Don't say that. Don't say that. Azul's like middle age. He's older than us.

He is. Azul's a fucking bitch. Azul sucks dick and balls. But like at night when Azul loves to lay on me, like on the couch, that specifically Azul is, we were talking about this. She's such a specific kind of cat. Like she wants to be comforted in a very specific way. Like she's not a lap cat.

Unless I'm on the couch. When I'm on the couch and we're all sitting around, that is the only time Azul will like beg to sit on my lap and just sit in my lap for hours. But in bed, she will not lay on me. She has to be like next to me, but she doesn't want to be too next to me. But that's also because I accidentally kick the fuck out of Azul all the time in bed. Like literally this morning, he'll like go from up here to like near my feet. And every morning when I kick my feet out to stretch, I literally just like...

him off the bad. So I abused my cat. That one dude, the guy that invented the life-longing cat medication is no different and charging $35,000 for it is no different from...

whatever his fucking name is, Scarelli, the dude that like bought HIV or AIDS medication and then. And commodified it. And made it thousands of dollars. And I think he did that with insulin too, maybe. I don't know. I don't know if it's changed. Most evil person in the world. That's like the same thing with Narcan, like the administrator to like, so that Narcan can be inhaled through your nose. That machine is like patented and that's why it's so expensive. I don't know if it's changed, but like, that's why it's like $50 for a two pack.

or maybe i haven't bought narcan in a long time um i thought that was cheap i carry buy narcan and put it in your fucking purse and carry it around you never know no yeah for a two pack it's 45 it's like incredibly expensive and i think that's so fucked up um i just carry narcan in my purse literally not for anybody in our group but just when we go to parties and stuff i just like to have it because i'm also schizophrenic and i'm scared of somebody dying around me because that's my biggest fear speaking of narcan

-Why is Drew Phillips bungee jumping video low-key serving Saddam Hussein hiding spa? Happy fall, y'all. -I know. -Happy fall, y'all. -Isn't that crazy? -I love that. -That meme is so South Park coded to me because to pick the gayest narration voice and be talking about Saddam Hussein hiding spa, it is so South Park. Oh my God. -God is good, y'all.

Yeah. Well, I had a dream. Not a dream, a fucking nightmare. I've been having so many nightmares recently. I don't know what the fuck is going on in my head. Like, literally, I took a nap in the middle of the day and had the worst nightmare of my life up until that night. Later that night, I had nightmares.

it topped it but i don't even know what the fuck happened in my nap dream but i was in like mary antoinette's like versailles like castle like and i was just like trotting around bitch i had a knife and i was just like running around killing everybody like i was just stabbing people and i didn't want to do it but i just kept like like just like cutting bitches watching that navy seal video oh my god dude uh drew showed me this video that scared him

And it literally made me laugh so fucking hard. And it's from deadliest warrior. And it's like a Navy SEAL guy stabbing like a ballistic dummy. He said he saw as a kid and it made him so scared. And I'm like, this is literally the most ridiculous shit ever. That video is so fucking funny and ridiculous. And humans are insane.

insane people like yeah humans are ballistic yeah ballistic gel bodies but in that same dream i woke up in my dream next to my mom in like my childhood home like i woke up in bed next to her and i got out of bed and i walked around and there was like 30 cats all around us and i walked around to the other side of the bed and my mom was sleeping on a vape and i went to like grab the vape and she was like what are you doing

And then I just like woke up. Like it was fucking weird as shit. And then later that night, I had another dream nightmare that woke me up. I've never been woken up by like my body being in such terror and fear. And I was like literally woken up

Out of my sleep with my heart rate, like, at, like, fucking 200. And I was, like, sweating profusely. And it took me, like, an hour to get back to sleep. And I already only sleep four hours a fucking night. Bitch, I can't sleep past 6 a.m. It is, like, killing me. That is so insane. It is killing me. I think I'm actually going crazy. We have the complete opposite, like, bodies in terms of sleep. Yeah. Like, I can just sleep for fucking ever. It is so bad. I just...

Sleep. Also, as you were talking about nightmares, I don't have good dreams. I only have nightmares. I literally, all of my, like, they're not always, like, destructive, like, awful nightmares. All of my dreams are only, like...

Me being completely embarrassed, humiliated, dehumanized, like embarrassed, like every dream I've ever told you about. It's like me in a situation where it's just me anxious and uncomfortable in all of my dreams. I never have a dream where it's like, that's so funny. I was like, I don't have like the magic carpet dreams where it's like that one video of the guy like flying around like what my dreams look like.

I don't have that shit. Mine is like, I was around people who I assume hate me and they were making fun of me and I had to just act normal and act like I didn't give a fuck and it was awful and I was being chased and then they saw me naked and it was so humiliating and one of them took a picture and like, that's literally what my dreams look like. Mine, I have good ones, like amazing dreams, like the best dreams ever, but my dark-sided, twisted fucking brain will conjure up the most evil shit I will never forget.

My friends and family being literally lined up in front of me with like chains around their hands, like behind their back and at their feet, one by one being set ablaze. Like, oh, fuck no. We don't need to get into it. Like melting, like, ugh. We don't need to get into it, but I think like it is really scary how...

Because I feel like this year I've had more nightmares, but this year I've had really bad anxiety and I think that's part of it. And then my scariest dreams I've ever had, the time frames in which I had them, it kind of made sense with what was happening in my life. I can't even talk about it. The dreams...

The dream. The dream. The fucking voices. The nightmare. The fucking voices. Oh, my God. Recently, I had a... The last time I woke up crying from a dream was when you died in my dream. And it was so, so aggravating. Did I drown in a car? No, I don't really remember how you died, but I remember in the dream... That's gonna be a reality. I saw you die. And like... Or I don't think I saw you die. I think I got the news. And it was just like... Even the news of it, like, I couldn't, like...

Oh, my God. I don't want to fucking talk about it. That's so special. All I can think about, too, is like in... I need to finish it, but in Joan Didion's book, which one is it? Year of Magical Thinking, when she kind of remarks how death is the most human thing that you can experience. It is the most grounding thing, but it's the most...

Reality bending like oh, it's like okay. I can't guys. No death is I'm literally gonna freak out. I'm literally gonna freak out Well, let's watch this random video. I have no idea but it's of us and I have it in my notes to talk about There's actually gonna be a female president next year

Girl, what the fuck was that? Next year, something big is happening. That was insane. What if Joe Biden dies next year and I'm the one who predicted that? Are you saying you're going to be president? No, I'm saying Kamala Harris. The way you low-key predicted that shit. Y'all better make it fucking happen so I can write a book. Y'all better make it happen so I can write that book. Make that shit fucking happen. Make that shit fucking happen. Ah!

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I'm like sweating because my hair is wet. I'm sweating so bad. I sweat really bad when I'm on the podcast. And then I get really embarrassed because like a lot of times you can see my sweat stains. But like, I'm just trying to show you all that like hot girl sweat lot. Look at this curl. I know. It's very... I almost said it's very geriatric. But like, you're not old. Oh. Whoa. So bouncy. Bro, we need to do something about our hair. We look too... I know. I need bangs or something again. But I feel like bangs would make it worse. Just wait. After...

Big announcement at the end of the year. I can cut my hair and I'm going to do something drastic. It's like Nikki tutorials when she's like, time for my hair. And she like changes it. And literally she added like a little pink for something. It was like one shade darker in the shade. She's like, I've done something crazy.

I would love to do something with my hair. I'm going to get a haircut tomorrow and I hate, it's just a hair trim, but I hate getting haircuts and hair trims because I'm so obsessed with my hair. Like I want my hair to be longer, but I'm starting to realize like, I don't think my hair can get any longer than it is. Like I am pretty sure most people have like a certain length their hair can get. Granted my hair is curly. So like when I straighten it, it looks a little longer, but it's like my hair isn't curly enough that there's that big of a difference, at least in my eyes. Um,

But when I get a hair trim, I feel like someone's stealing my hair. Like, it's like they're taking my hair. It's your life. When I got a haircut for New Year's, like...

The top of this year, I got a haircut and I fucked up and I didn't tell the girl that my hair was naturally curly. I went in there with straightened hair and I was like, I need a hair trim. And she didn't wet my hair. She gave me like a dry cut first and then wet my hair and I could see how much she cut off. She cut so much of my fucking hair off. I literally left there and I felt like my hair got stolen. Like I literally felt like someone stole my hair. Like they took my hair. That's what I feel like when I go to a hair salon. Like I'm paying them to take my hair. I'm paying them to take some.

That's me at a nail salon when they cut my nails. I feel powerless. Like I'm literally like why? Like I literally lose like 10% of my power. Dude, I need to get my nails done so bad. I've been biting my nails so bad. You've been chomping on the kitchen. This is like the worst it's been in a long time. Bloody battered and bruised. I don't know why though. Like I

I think my brain is just moving and I like have to bite on something. I literally might become one of those people who has like a chew toy on my necklace. Like I'm not even playing. I low key just need something because it's mainly when I'm at home at night. That's when, oh, the biting begins. The biting begins. So I need to like have like, or when I'm working on my laptop, I need like something to chew on while I'm doing that. Maybe I'll pull a Lucky Blue Smith and start chewing on fucking. Have you seen that clip of them eating gross food?

Yeah. It's killing me when- Also, the gross food in question is like a cinnamon roll. They're like- I know. When Nara was like, this is my first time having Cinnabon and ate it, and she was like, that was nasty. I was like, you are not real. Like, that is a crazy taste. I get it. I get it. I will say, I don't think I've ever had Cinnabon. I've had Auntie Anne's, but I haven't had Cinnabon. We need to go to Crumble Cookie.

I don't, oh my God, I want fucking crumble cookie. I've wanted crumble cookie for like the last cookie, for like the last fucking week and a half. I just, I can't get behind crumble cookie. I've never had any of it. And I've been like, ooh, it's just, but that's also because I'm not like a sweet girl. Like I like my snack. You didn't like the waffle with cookie? No. Oh, me and Rain fucked those up. Like they sat on the counter for like four days. I felt so bad because like I hate like,

When somebody's excited about food and it's like not hitting for me. So I like took a few bites, but I tried like I went and got another snack to eat because I'm just like this is not. No, I need crumble cookie. I need Cinnabon and I need Auntie Anne's or Auntie Anne's. I think I'm just like I'm like a texture. Okay, we can't keep talking about food. I know. Damn. Can we shut the fuck up? Like fuck, dude. Like, oh my God. Well, we can't. And mukbangs are devil worship food.

No, literally. Okay. I saw this guy talking about how mukbangs have become like you have been captured by the devil. At this point, it is pure gluttony. It is a sin. It's demonic. It is demonic energy. Once you see those goddamn black gloves come out, the black...

latex gloves you know they're possessed by a demon like all on oh my god with the sauce and we're still fucking talking about food somehow the wet chipotle balls like i know it's good i know it's disgusting okay when they make the fucking sauce okay that looks yummy um the thing is i don't trust chipotle because i've thrown it up multiple times from being sick from it um and that's all i'll say oh okay we're done we're done with the fucking food talk mukbangs

There's a way to do it, but it gets to a point. That's what I'll say. It gets to a point where you're doing a lot. Okay, well, something is happening. Yes. Always. Something is always happening. What's up with the nostalgia predicting? Have you been seeing that as people being like, this is like...

we're gonna look back and like think about summer 2024 like people already predicting that i'm like guys guys guys guys guys guys live in the moment live in the moment please please please please please please please don't talk about the future don't talk about the future the future doesn't exist the future doesn't exist that's the thing is like i don't know if we just have the brains that because we were just like depressed mongrels and we're like not i wasn't supposed to live yeah i like i didn't expect to be alive this long and i'm very grateful that i am i'm very grateful i met the people that i did in my life became much much better

But I can't like think about the future. I can't stand when a bitch is like, what are you six month plan? Bitch, I don't fucking know. To be alive. What are you talking about? Like, oh my God. Like, but also my brain is just broken. And like, we were even talking about travel plans for next summer. And both of us were like,

damn should we like book that though because are we going to be alive and i was like what are we talking about like literally what are we talking about but i'm just like constantly fearful of my mortality so i don't like to think in the future because i'm like you can't plan for that like who knows what's going to happen because i'm crazy um the trick to conquering your depression is to give yourself something to look forward to order that fucking shirt order that fucking whatever i haven't had any parcels like india has been parcel list it's like genuinely shocking i've been getting parcels i got i

Bitch, I just realized I bought that fucking camera for nothing. No, you didn't because we can use the fuck out of that. That's like a really good camera to have. I guess I don't leave the house though. Like if you look at the camera roll, it's like...

it's like 86 shots of my bedroom that's been mine too it's been making me really sad i used to like go out and like explore the world we used to do things what happened to us well because we became like anxiety induced homebodies it's really sad like we really used to like just go places and do things can we like actually like tomorrow just drive to big sir not tomorrow but we could go on wednesday like fuck it let's do it and let's invite barbie that'd be actually so sweet wouldn't that be fun

I'm texting her. But yeah, I've become just such a homebody. Like I have separation anxiety from the house now and it makes me really sad because I used to make it a point to like fill my days with things. But thankfully I have friends who still like expect to see me. Oh wait, no, she's doing her big like big one. Her big relax. I mean, you should still just like invite her to invite her because that's kind of a relaxing like retreat and we wouldn't be doing anything serious. Yeah.

But yeah, I don't know. I don't know anymore. Yeah, something needs to change. Something literally just shifted. There actually might have been a shift. I felt that. But I feel kind of like good about the shift. I don't know if you feel that. I actually do too. Like I think that text message changed something. No, I feel... I think talking about these issues, y'all, I don't think y'all understand how bad...

my reclusive reclusive reclusivity has gotten i've just started writing scripts i'm so fucking bored like i think it's kind of happened to our whole group too like our whole friend group it's just we've all just become like yeah we like are people who i think get which this is funny to say because obviously there are people who like whose jobs are much more demanding but i

I think like we all just got kind of like super involved in our own work and we only have like such crazy. I think it's because our work entails such a social aspect to it that like now continuing social lives outside of it is really difficult for all of us. So we've all kind of just recluse to way. And it's also just like getting older. Like it's so, it's growing. So crazy. I'm like in that, but in between spot where I'm looking at our group and I'm like, Oh my God, we're like, we're doing it. Like we're all getting older together and that makes me really happy. But then I'm like, Oh my God,

I'm turning 26. You're turning 27. Like, Orion's 28. Like, yeah, 18. Sorry. I always forget there's a 10-year age gap. But, like, all of us are, like, growing older and it's, like, so odd. It's spooky. It's so weird. But it is nice. I remember one time I laid on the floor drunk as fuck in Orion's lap.

literally sobbing, thinking about not being friends with y'all. It was literally like, and she was like, girl, what the fuck is going on? And it was what I needed to hear at the moment. But I was literally just like, we're all getting like older and like, we're like changing and like, we're going to drift apart one day and all this shit. And then she was like, okay, no, we're not like chill the fuck out. No, we're not. But like, there just is just like a natural like distance that like happens over time.

And like people get partners and they do their thing. Just scary. It's scary. But it's sweet when we all come together. So it's like, oh, like when we went to Josie's house, I was like, oh, my God, I haven't felt this feeling in a while. We're like, it feels like we're kids again. And it's really sweet. Oh, my God. Getting older. We're having growing pains. But also, like, I feel kind of fine about it. I'm just like in a weird transitional period because I'm scared.

The shakers and movers are shaking and moving. That's the thing that's happening is like there's a lot of shaking and moving going on.

And there's not a lot of news and media reporting the shakers and movers. Because like, where is the news and the media? The news and the media. Can you believe they're still making content? Like, that's beautiful. That's amazing. That is a love story. Also, like that almost goes to prove to you when like something isn't as profitable. It just stays a passion. You continue to do it because it's literally a passion. One last thing I'll say is.

i dgaff about cookies i will be accepting cookies till the day i die one thing about the computer yeah one thing about me is i will be accepting cookies they make it like i'm just i don't give a they made it too easy to give away your information so you don't even think about it anymore i know like i just don't give a also it's like too complicated to like go through the checklist of what i will accept and not accept i'd rather just accept all the cookies like what are you gonna do email me i don't give a like i'll just like unsubscribe and put you in the spam folder like

i don't give a but actually there was something the other day that i was like why the are you texting me about this like i no i'm on both ends where i don't give a about cookies but also why the are you texting me about like underwear like i don't need you to text me as a reminder to buy more underwear like are you crazy i know i need to buy underwear but i actually do need to buy more underwear i need to buy new bras like none of my fits me um

i think i'm gonna get a breast reduction yeah i'm gonna get a breast reduction if anybody cares no i'm not the thing is that oh that just sounds like so much work like stuff like that sounds like a lot of work like that's like i why i can't get my nails done because for some reason sitting in a salon for two hours that's the problem leaving the house i'm just like bro it is a job to leave the house and i might just like low-key be severely depressed and not even realize it but like

Going out into the world like okay cool like I'm gonna go spend 70 bucks like cool Like I'd rather literally just rot in bed and use my fucking phone But then once it's like 5 p.m. And the Sun is going down I'm like I've wasted the Sun the Sun I need this on I didn't see the first time in a very long time I got that feeling yesterday where I was just like oh my god like I haven't left the house in like a week The only time I left was to like get skincare. You know how I know my

medication is working I've been wearing this shirt for over 24 hours and I don't give a fuck that's that's crazy that's crazy and I didn't shower yesterday but like I stayed home all day I don't want anybody to call me gross I'm not gross but I have good news everybody who via the podcast said I had OCD

Congrats, you were right. You were right. Congrats, you were right. And you got her diagnoses. I got diagnosed with a plethora of beautiful labels. Thank the heavens. And now you know. And how has your life changed? Um...

there's still little things there's still little things that aren't the knocking on wood it will i think be with me till the day i die yeah i don't think i cannot do it like it's and even saying it i'm like i have to do it if i'd say it my psychiatrist told me that i should just write a list of things that i know i still do and that i can recognize that i do but i was like i literally said i was like knocking on wood won't kill me and he was like yeah but you're like

That's how it becomes like a bigger thing. And I was like, nah, you're crazy. Nah, you're crazy. You're fucking crazy. You're calling me crazy. You're crazy. But it is. You're fucking crazy. Oh my God. No, you're fucking crazy.

I still do have to wash my hands a lot after I eat certain things. Like yesterday, those chicken wings really, really, really stained my fingers and I washed them like five, six times, but the smell wouldn't go away. And then I do this thing where, okay, this is a bit crazy to admit. I do this thing where like sometimes when my fingers, I feel like they still smell like food.

I will literally like wash like basically the inside of my nostrils because I'm convinced that like from putting my fingers here, I've stained my nose. And sometimes it works. And then other times I just like get a bunch of soapsuds. That's because your fucking sister mentioned once about a Big Mac staining your upper lip. Well, it stained her upper lip. You know what? Maybe she also fucking has OCD. Yes. Yeah. Not to diagnose, but possibly. Also,

It is crazy how certain compliments that I have gotten, I don't know how I got to this point but Jonathan one time said to me, I very rarely get compliments, like very rarely. I pass them out, I love telling people they look good, it's like my favorite thing. It's just catching them off guard and seeing them blush a little and like, oh what, stop. It's my favorite thing in the world to do. I don't get that in return.

But one thing I compliment you you compliment me you compliment me But one thing that I said or that jonathan said to me Literally changed my life forever because I have a big fucking nasty giant nose but jonathan one time looked at me and he was like true like You have like a beautiful nose like you have a perfect nose And I have been living off that compliment for literally three years. I am not exaggerating And then there was one other thing that someone said that I was like, oh my god, like

But the same goes for the opposite direction. Like there are certain things that people have pointed out that literally haunt me. They haunt me. And I want to, oh, I won't say, I won't say because people can't know my insecurities. I'm not kidding. I genuinely think you were like one of the most attractive people I know.

Like in an alternate universe, we were supposed to date. I'm very glad we didn't. Like I'm very glad we didn't. Because we would kill each other. We would be the bitches who were fist fighting behind closed doors. Like we would start fucking hitting each other. Our IGs would be popping because we would hate each other. Like my IG story would be full of like, I love him so much.

No, it would be like, bitch, fuck you. I'll kill you and Fiona Apple. Like, that's what my IG story would be. Bitch, call the cops. I have sex with them. But yeah, we were supposed to date, but like, thank God we didn't. That's how I feel about like so many people I know who I'm very close to is like,

There was a world where I was supposed to date that person. I'm like, thank God. Oh, thank fucking God. We would have killed each other. Drew, I have corner now though. Okay. I didn't write any of these down. These are all straight pulled from my email. So keep that in mind. This is from, and I accidentally doxxed someone last week. So I'm not, I'm not going to say last names anymore, but Suzanne, you know who you are.

Mother should have named... Oh, wait. Damn, I'm so bad at reading, bro. I really don't know where it went wrong. I don't know where it went wrong. The thing is, you're really smart. I think it's not an intelligent thing. My brain is too bad. No, I genuinely think you have dyslexia. But again, we're sitting here like diagnosed. I know.

Her mother should have named her 12 because she doesn't cook, doesn't clean, doesn't do anything. That's literally you. Enya leaves. You can tell how long Enya leaves dishes in the sink by how many mugs are in the sink. And we are on day 14 right now. Fuck off. I'm kidding. No, I use. Okay, this is actually gross. Yeah, I was going to say you're disgusting. I have used the same mason jar to.

drink my concoction every morning for the last like month and like i've cleaned the mason jar because he drinks chlorophyll out of it and i've literally washed the green away multiple times and then at this point i don't clean his mason jar because i'm like dude it's literally it's like seasoning a coffee no you're like a you're like the the kids who like are um

pheromone maxing oh yeah with your cup your breath maxing breath maxing this is just a certified classic from fat i've never smelled your breath and been like your breath stinks period have you ever smelled my breath you smell my breath on on everything on god i haven't there are certain people that i have

And I will not name names. I feel like the worst my breath can be is like it smells like coffee. The worst my breath can be is after I eat cheese or milk and like three hours later. Like that's like the worst. I've never smelled your breath though and we be getting close as fuck. We like snuggle in bed and shit. This is from at fab DTLA underscore on Twitter. This is just like a certified fucking classic. Ew, she fucked the weed man for weed. A bitch that's fucking the text man for text. Valid.

very valid i hate when i tell someone i'm gonna be there in 10 minutes and they're calling me every half hour that's literally me wait i just got that one i just got like i just got that that is literally you um if she drives a honda there's a ho in the car josie the cloth i'm cut from is sold out permanently shut the fuck up

Why tornadoes never hit banks. Blow some money over here, motherfucker. I think I've actually seen in one of the tornado videos I watched that a tornado did hit a bank and the only thing left standing was the safe and everybody hid in the safe. I think that was the cooler at the gas station. Oh, it was, it was, it was. Smoking butt naked and just dropped some of the blunt on my balls. I scrummed so fucking loud. Scrummed. I scrumped.

How are you supposed to say I screamed? Scream. I think I screamed. That's what I would say. I screamed. I'm going to start saying I screamed. Motherfuckers can't wait to tell your business. That's why I be lying. You thought it was tea and the whole time it was piss. You thought it was tea the whole time it was piss. The term lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off is so crazy because that's insinuating that like lying is less fun than having sex with a man. And I got bad news.

For the most part, lying is way more fun. This is a banger. How are you gay and can't dress? What the fuck were you doing the whole time you was in the closet? That's a really good one. Yeah. That was...

Marina Marina Joycey Marina Joycey y'all we need a new Marina Joycey really fucking badly like we need someone that like the there is one you are the new Marina Joycey like people who don't know you who find you are so confused by you it's so awesome I wish I had that but people who don't know about me and find me they're like oh this sexy girl but the only thing they don't know is that I'm actually really funny the one thing they don't know is that I am celibate

you're so brave that would be my biggest issue it's like i actually know at this point i don't give a fuck about sex like it really is true the older you get the less you care about fucking sex and i'm sure for most people like for a lot of people that's not the case but bitch i couldn't give a fuck about having sex like i it is not something that like wait crosses my mind ever having a porn addiction is gay as fuck

yeah like how the fuck are you addicted to watching someone else get pussy like hello you're gay um you nasty if you take your cup in the bathroom and let the doodoo air get on it that's india with her coffee in the morning bro i don't give a fuck see that's how whatever that's how i should have knew it was ocd because i that like that doesn't apply to me that just makes no sense

Okay, that's all I got for y'all. Shout out to... Oh, new Drewmoji is available. Oh yeah, we just pushed the new update. We just pushed the new update for Drewmoji. I don't think y'all want Drewmoji bad enough. I use it all the time. I know everybody... I can see how many Drewmojis have been used and it is crazy how many... Literally everybody I've sent it to uses it regularly. I love it. Literally yesterday I was texting my sister and I was being like,

And I was like saying a bunch of stuff to her and then I ended it. It's about to fall. Oh no, we got to glue that. Oh, her wing is broken. It's so sad. Her Victoria's Secret wings. Yeah, I think I'm going to... Is the Victoria's Secret fashion show still happening? I think so. Okay. You're going to get your wings, right? I need to send a Jermogy to Orion. I miss Orion. All right, everybody. Mama, mama.

Orion! Oh, oh, oh, Orion! Body parts. Oh. Wait, what the hell? Wait, where's my guy? Wait, did you get rid of my guy? No, he's at the bottom. Very last one. Oh, that's my favorite one. I love that one. This is my favorite. Ew, my hand is disgusting. Don't look at my nails, please. I love that one.

I love you. I love you. You make me so happy. You make me so happy. There are like few people who like when I think of them, like I literally get like bursts of love. Like I literally get a, what is it called? That couple that was like love surge and they were like freaking out. I get that because I have that with like you, Josie, Orion, Rain, Josh, Lucas, Christian, like all people I think of and I'm like,

-Aww, like I'm like, "I love you." -That's my bae. That's my bae for life. -With Josiah, it's different, sadly. With you and Josiah, it's just different. -That's little bro. -Oh, Josiah is my son, but not really, but like, aww, I love Josiah. -I love my friends. All right, well, thank you guys for watching. I'm going to shit. That's literally my ritual is we do the podcast and then I-- -I go non-verbal for four hours. -Bye. -Bye.