Enya Met The Most Evil Man In The World
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Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. Drew got scabies on the plane back home, so he's not feeling very good. But just ignore it. Like, he's still the same him. I'm so itchy. Don't worry. I've been taking some medication to avoid getting the scabies, but he does have scabies. I'm so itchy. Oh, fuck. Were you actually itching the fuck out of yourself like that just now? You got so red. Yeah.

- You literally made yourself so-- - I was just like self-harming. I was stimming and self-harming. I wanted to freak out. - Hey, don't do that. - Actually, that's what I needed to hear. - Thank you. - When you find out your friend's self-harming, "Hey, stop." - Hey, I care about you, if that means anything. Actually, it doesn't, thank you. - Think about me if you wanna kill yourself. Think about how sad I'll be. - Oh!

Well, we're back in our space with my budding little star. I know. I've been content farming this little guy for so many years now. I'm so excited. Should I start off with my really terrifying dream because it was actually fucking terrifying and it woke me up. So...

In my dream, we're at this party and it's at like... Was it that I wasn't in your life anymore? Oh, babe, that would have been a dream come true.

Yeah, so I have scabies and I'm in heroin withdrawal. I need age, but I'm dope sick, please. Please. But so we're at this party and like it's unclear if it's our house or if it's like Kim Kardashian's house. But like it was like a situation where I was like... Yeah, it's really hard to tell the difference between our house and Kim Kardashian's. Let me give you a look around. No, but in the dream, I guess like I had...

I had moved in with them for like a short period because like, I think I started babysitting like her kids and they really enjoyed having me around and I was in between moving. So I was like, oh, I won't be able to come because like my movers are in and out of my house. And she was like, oh, just like bring your cat here. And like, you can stay here for a few days while your movers like get in and out of your house and I'll have somebody supervise it. I was like, oh my God, that's literally so nice. Thank you. Whatever. So I'm there. You're there because she was throwing a party. Of course I'm there. Yeah. Like, of course I'm with the Kardashians. So there's like a party. And then also I saw like,

Like, it was so weird. It was just like this party with a bunch of celebrities and it was like, per usual, me standing around trying not to stare at people who I see on my iPhone. And I'm just like kind of looking around. I was like, okay, I'm like kind of maneuvering around. And then Azul was at the party. Like she was like kind of roaming around on a couch, but she was way more chill than she's ever been because in a real life scenario, if she was at a loud event like this, she would freak the fuck out and run away. Spray shit all over Kim Kardashian. But she was literally like laying

laying on her couch like kind of scratching at it but people kept going in and out of the house and like leaving the door open so obviously i was like hell no i don't want azul out here and like it scares me that she'll run out even though she has it anymore um and i was like just staring at azul like while this party's happening i was like i'm gonna take her to the room but the second i picked her up she actually freaked the fuck out and like 10 step and was like clawing at me i was like oh fuck no and then in my dream the kardashian house turned into like a fucking mall like

I couldn't find my room because it was so huge and there was like a parking lot and I was like getting in elevators and people kept stopping and looking at me like oh that cute cat but Azul was like increasingly getting more and more freaked out and like trying to move and I had to keep squeezing her tighter and I started freaking out and having an anxiety attack that I was gonna crush her and suffocate her because of how tight I was holding her because I didn't want her to run away and then like it was so bad that she like pissed herself on me so I was like oh

- Babe, you pissed yourself and you blamed it on the cat. - And then I finally found my room because I asked one of her kids, I was like, "Dude, do you remember where my room is? I need to put my cat in my room." - Which kid was it? - It was North. - Did you get your eyelashes done? - Mm-mm. - They're really, like, long and pretty right now. - Thank you. - Yeah. - I do want to get them done for my birthday though, but-- - You don't need all that bullshit. You're pretty natural without makeup. - I have makeup on right now.

i was wondering why you looked so ugly like i was like damn something's off like something's really off wait do you think i'm pretty or ugly well now that i know you have makeup on like it's ugly as oh my god women should just be natural bro but what if i was like you what if you didn't find me pretty without my makeup i think all women are beautiful for without makeup i agree straight up i actually do believe that

- Wait, why do I do believe that women are like beautiful in their natural state? - Yeah. - Back to my dream. - Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream. - I got back into the room with Azul and I let go and just this fucking, like it was like a helium balloon that had flattened out, floated to the ground. And I went to it and I was like trying to touch it to see like,

Basically, she was dead. I had suffocated her and flattened her out and she was just this flat helium balloon material. You remember when I was saying recently I had a dream that I think it was you who died in my dream and I was like,

screaming with and it was like really volatile and also like we were at this party I kept calling people to come to the room and nobody could find the room so nobody could like be with me and I was just like freaking the fuck out and like it was really really sad and then I woke up because I was crying so hard in my dream and then I woke up and I looked and Azul was there and I was like oh my god thank god and that was my dream that was my dream with a side of um a rant well yeah well that's not cute at all um

I don't know why you would kill your cat. Like that's weird. - No, so that's the thing about a nightmare is like things happen that maybe wouldn't happen. - I don't understand what you're saying to me because like everything's real.

those are different realities you're shifting realities when you go to so you think when i go back to sleep as well it's going to be dead still no you're going to shift to another dimension where azul is probably a dog i saw somebody say that oh it was duncan trussell claim he was like oh people who think weed isn't a psychedelic it is oh he's talking about yeah because weed is the i literally think weed is the devil and i don't give a if it helps your arthritis pain and you put the

Per. Oh, my God. The way you looked at me. Because I looked at you.

- I was like, dude, this is a crazy person's thing to say. Like you look insane. Also when I got back last night, Drew was wearing the same pajamas that I left seeing him in and he just had his hair all brushed down. It was huge and crazy. And his beard was just like kind of more disheveled than it is. And I was like, dude, you actually look like I left the house three weeks ago and you got locked in here with like no food or water. - But so you know the brand Chrome Hearts, right?

Do you know Chrome Hearts? Yes. What if I told you I started it? I would say you're lying because I know the people who said, like, I don't know them personally, but I know who started it. Have you ever met them? No, but I've been in a room with... Do you know what an alias is? Oh, my God. Whoa, okay. Drew, have you been taking your lithium? What is that?

It's medication for like bipolar pills. I've been taking Yaz pills. Fuck the normal pills. Hey, hashtag fuck normal pills. Drew's been, Drew bought a cream that's been giving him mercury poisoning. I watched, I watched, what were you going to say? I was going to say I saw

girl like talk about that she was using a cream that unbeknownst to her had a bunch of mercury so she had mercury contamination for two years straight oh my god see that's probably what's wrong with me is there's like mercury leaching into my skin through the shower it has to be more yeah it has to be more than that no i i like watched a tv show and it had like a bit on mercury poisoning i was like huh

That would explain a lot. So I think I've moved past... So you think it's black mold? No, no, no. I think I've moved past the black mold. And now I'm starting to believe that I have mercury poisoning or something adjacent to that. Like, it could be, like... Have you ever heard of...

Do you know what formaldehyde is? I've heard the word, but I don't know what it is. It's like what they embalm like rats in. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I can't go to the Lorde concert in eight hours because I'm going to smell like formaldehyde. I saw that.

Yeah, we just dissected rats. I never did that. I never dissected anything in school. We didn't do that. Yeah, I did. You said damn like I missed out on something. I don't want to do that. Oh, no. I loved like mutilating those little critters. I loved like cutting them open and like playing with their organs. White man moment. I know. I know. I hated it so much. But I've grown to like accept the knowledge that I've gained from it. And also since frogs are out.

in 2023, like, cutting them bitches up. Like, I don't give a fuck.

We need to sacrifice more frogs just to get them out of our ecosystems. I think they're over. That's how I feel about the frogs in Fortnite. Why are they even in there? I know, they're there for no reason. They're there to distract you. Yeah, literally. We need to bring back Delete It Fat. We need to bring back... We need to force Demi Lovato to do that one performance every single award show. Oh, yeah. With the, like, Delete It Fat. You rat...

- You rat bitch. - You rat bitch. The edited photo of her, "Dute Lovato." Dude, oh my God, when "Dute Lovato" dropped, that was genuinely like, I think to this day, I've never laughed at something more than I laughed at "Dute Lovato," so much so that I made a character of myself that was "Dute Lovato" and that I would hide it in the basement. And every once in a while, my dude would get out in a suitcase or some shit and go to the airport.

It was like really fucking scary, but I really love do Lovato. And then they, and then it like sparked like this whole like genre of like really shitty paparazzi photos or red carpet photos. And then like another camera angle showing them like, like, look, they look normal, but for some reason they look like the worst they've ever looked. But like,

no one's done it better than Demi. Or, I guess, worse than Demi in the Dua Lovato photo. But, like... Giving props. Yeah, like, really deserved it. We have not updated the fart sounds. We have literally, like, the fart sounds have been the same since they were made. Since 1980. Because, um...

I was watching this old show, like this old movie with Ben Stiller. And like, I watched like three seconds of it and I can't even remember, but there was a scene where he was in the bathroom and it was literally like the fart sounds we hear today. And this movie was made in like 96. That is almost 30 years later and we don't have new farts. And then I was like, who was the,

who was the person to make the farts and like, were they real farts or were he really good at making them with his mouth? - Probably good at making them. - And I assume it's a guy because they're so like, I don't know. - They're manly. - Yeah, they're like manly like mouth farts. - They're not like cute girl farts.

What? Just like when women fart on my face, like, it's like cute. Oh. It sounds different? Does it feel different than men's? Because I assume you let men fart on your face. It tastes different. What does it taste like? Doo-doo caca. Well, you've ever had a deviled egg? Yeah. So imagine the yellow cream in the middle. Oh. Not the egg white. Egg white is cummy. No, egg white is like stinky fart. Mm. Mm.

- You like that bro? - You like that bro? - But yeah, we haven't updated it and like, who's gonna be the brave person to try to update them because like they're honestly so good. - Me, me.

What is wrong with you? Bitch, you are experiencing lead poisoning. That's what I'm saying. I think I'm like mercuryed out. I think you've gotten on enough flights now that you're experiencing like minor radioactive. Well, that's what Coachella, that's what they do at Coachella. Oh, what do they do? They're tricking influencers and specific people from different parts of the gene pool to

to go to Coachella Valley, little does everybody know that Coachella Valley is covered in radioactive toxic waste because they did nuclear testing there. So what they're doing is after five or so visits, you get enough radiation and nuclear poisoning built up into your body that one, you can't reproduce, and two, if you reproduce, the baby's stillborn. And it's after like five or so visits. That's what they've been doing. Look it up. Look up Yucca Valley nuclear testing. Okay.

The craziest thing is I went on like... I went on like a fake like manic episode on my close room story. I know, people fully thought that was real. Yeah, I went on a close... And I thought like maybe someone would be like, hey, like, are you okay? Like, are you good? And like no one said anything to me and they were just like...

hearting it and laughing at it and like feeding into my delusions but yeah like i said all that on my close friends after like the coachella lineup dropped which like i hate that i have to goddamn go like i don't know if i can i think i'm gonna swallow my fomo pill and the only people i really care to see is bjork and frank and i'm gonna swallow my fomo and

believe in the God I believe in that he will make it so that I can see those people not at Coachella because I genuinely don't think like well, that's the thing is I don't want to go because they also put GHB dust in the or GHB crystals in the dust. Oh, yeah. Oh, so that's why there's so much dust when you're leaving that I didn't even think about that. Wow. You know why they're doing that? Do you want to know why they're doing that? So you know, those little wristbands that you have on your wrist? Yeah, they got a little chip in them. Yeah, that when you enter Coachella, the chip

Did you make all this up?

because you were really scared. - Wait, this isn't like a QAnon thing? - No, this was on me. - This is your brain. - That's what I'm saying. - Well, no, y'all didn't let me finish. They put a bunch of microdermal needles-- - Oh my God, I'm gonna have to deal with him when he goes like this way. - Inside the chip and it sucks out all of your, well, like if you're a baby, you're adrenochrome. If you're like a grown man, like it'll take like your marrow and your stem cells and all your human juices.

They've discarded 184 bodies since 2012. Where's the security footage? Oh, it magically disappeared. It magically disappeared. They're in the catacombs. That part, I was like, wait, is that true? When you posted it, I was like, wait, I wonder if people have gone missing at Coachella. So I just posted all this shit soon. Well, now we're definitely not, like, even if we

even if we wanna go, we're not getting invited. - They're not inviting us, they're not inviting us. But I posted all of that, like seeing if someone would check in on me and everybody was feeding into the delusion so much so that people started looking up nuclear testing in Coachella Valley and they did drop nukes in Yucca Valley. - I know. - They literally dropped nukes in Yucca Valley. - When? - I don't remember when, look. - Dude, 2012. - Yeah. - I'm just imagining somebody holding up like a radioactive like monitor to James Charles' BBL.

Wait, let me... The glass shards break in style. Look, Yucca Flat, Yucca Flat, closed desert basin, nuclear testing sites. Yeah, this is all a lie. Yeah. But yeah, so...

- If you're from Coachella and you wanna give us artist pass, like we'll take it and we're just joking. - Can we do a fucking podcast at Coachella? Like why won't y'all let us do that? Like why won't y'all just let us have a little stand? - Because they're literally gonna get less than like a 20th of their attendees to watch. Like less than-- - You'd be surprised Coachella, you'd be surprised. - Wants to see Frank Ocean's sofa. - Me when I go to my meeting at the Coachella conference, you'd be surprised Coachella. - Yeah.

It's just crazy that we haven't been contacted for that yet. Yeah, it's crazy that we haven't been contacted to perform. Yeah. Which is bullshit. Um, do you want to hear about the crazy shit I heard on the po-- oh, wow. Oh my god. You immediately shut me down. She's like, "I don't want to hear about that." So you get to talk about your, like, weird, like, conspiracies and I can't say something real. Oh, they're not contrived cases.

- They're not conspiracies. - Okay, dude. No, you're literally, I can't believe I'm gonna have to deal with you when you actually go on like a religious break in your brain and then like go down that rabbit hole. - It's all a ruse. - He'll talk about it, but like I can see you like actually believing it for a moment. - The more you joke about it,

the more you believe it. - Yeah, it's like, I used to like, I would make up stupid lies as a kid and then I would tell them so many times that they became real. And like, that's kind of how this is beginning to happen. - I don't think it'll happen in your early life. It'll definitely like, once you hit 70, one day I'm gonna call you and you're gonna keep me captive on the phone for three hours talking about something like this. And then I'm gonna like have to hang up and be like,

Fuck, I lost him. Dude, I lost him. No, I think it's all, like, a ruse and a character right now, but I don't think it's gonna, like, become, like, a real thing. Hopefully. I think right now. Yeah. Um, well, on my flight back yesterday, I experienced something very amazing and truly phenomenal. Oh, yeah, yeah. Um, I didn't tell Drew this whole thing. I texted him lightly about the first part, so basically...

For this is for context. I was sitting in front of this guy who was maybe around my age. Wait, what is FOMO pill? Is that like a sex thing? FOMO like fear of missing out. Oh, I thought it was like cum or something like a new word for cum. Because you said I have to swallow my FOMO pill.

-You thought I was swallowing cum pills? -Yeah. I just-- I-- we can move on. -Well, I do have to do that because when I have stacks of, like, spaces of not doing that, like, my belly starts to hurt. - -I start withdrawing. -I have to rebuild the-- the brick wall of my-- in my stomach lining. -Your microbiome of cum. -Yeah. You know how in, um, kombucha there's, like, the fermented-- the yeast, the big, like, thing? -Oh, yeah. What is that called? -I have that of cum at the layer of my stomach. -Oh! -And everything filters through that. -Oh. -Yeah.

and it keeps me very healthy it's actually really interesting you know how some people have probiotics and it's like oh my god over a million like um probiotics are in this i have one that's like over a million um sperm are in there that that's like really crazy yeah it's like really fucking weird actually that is really strange it helps you be more likely to have a baby too

How? How is that possible? Because your body is so used to having cum in it that it won't kill the cum that enters. That actually makes sense. Yeah. Actually, yeah, you build up like a tolerance to it. That actually makes hella sense. They do that with honey and babies. They give babies a bunch of honey to make them allergy. Allergy-less? Yeah. Actually, I think it's the opposite. You're not allowed to give honey to babies. Just lying. You literally give... Just don't give honey to your baby. Okay.

Okay, so I get on my flight and this guy who's kind of around my age is like sitting behind me. He's making like funny comments. Okay, but he's probably not your age. So

Actually, yeah, he easily was like 27 or something, but I have like no grasp of how people look anymore. So I'm like you could be any age but um, he was like he was definitely not 30 especially with the way he was acting he had to have been like max 25 years old so we got on the plane and like he's just making funny comments and literally the people in front of me are kind of joking with him and I'm like this is sweet like he's like just a random funny guy. Whatever. Yeah, that was my idea. I was like, oh charismatic guy, whatever. We all sit down whatever and

The flight attendant who's also, this is for context, is, like, also gorgeous. Like, she's, like, also around my age. Just, like, this gorgeous girl. And I'm like, wow, you are so slay. And she comes around to, like, give us snacks and, like, ask if we want anything to drink. And this guy, like, starts talking to her. And I was like, oh, okay. Wait, let me backtrack. Oh, before we take off, though, he's on FaceTime. Okay.

in his seat talking to all his friends and like, again, joking around with his friends and then it-- the tone kind of gets serious and I can't really tell what's being spoken about 'cause mind you, he didn't have headphones. -He did not have headphones. -Oh, that's lit. -So we heard everything on his iPhone. -That's so perfect. 'Cause he was on FaceTime and he definitely had an iPhone Max 'cause that shit was loud as fuck. Um...

And so the tone kind of gets serious and he's like, no, are you kidding? Are you fucking with me right now? Okay. Okay. Word. Yeah. Yeah. And like, it sounds like it's getting serious. I'm like, oh, okay, whatever. I don't think anything of it. Whatever. And

then the flight attendant comes around after we've taken off and he's like talking to the flight attendant for way too long and I'm like he obviously finds her attractive and is just trying to like elongate his conversation with her because I've never asked heard someone ask so many fucking questions about alcohol in my life you're also easily 25 you know what alcohol you like shut up um but whatever at this point I'm just like man maybe he hasn't drank a lot and doesn't know what he wants because he's like oh can I get tequila and she's like do you want it alone and he's like no I want it in like a drink and she's like

well, what do you want to end? And then he's like, well, what do you have? And she was like...

um, like sodas and stuff. And then they get into this long conversation and he's like, he's like, can I get it in Pepsi? And she's like, I don't know that people do that. That's like my vibe. She was like, she was like, okay. And I think she ended up giving it to him and he didn't like it. And she's like, Oh, I could just replace it. It's okay. Don't even think twice about it, whatever. And then he's like, she's like, I think you would rather it'd be better for you to get one of the mixed drinks that we have on the menu. And he was like looking at them and he's like,

do you have a strawberry margarita? Mind you, we're on the fucking airplane. So he's like, can I have a strawberry margarita? And she's like, oh no, we don't do that on plane. Like you don't, you can't get that on a plane. And then he's like, okay, what margaritas do you have? And she's like, we have spicy and regular. And then he goes, a spicy margarita? No. And then he's like, what's the flavor of the regular margarita? And then she literally was so stunned by that question. She was just like, oh, um,

Margarita flavor. Yeah, she's literally like, oh, like, it's like, she's like, I guess it's like, it's kind of a lime, lime-ish flavor, but it's like sweet, like literally hearing this other grown woman try to explain what the taste of a margarita is to someone. Wait, what the fuck? Is it just lime? Is margarita just lime? What is a margarita? A margarita is a,

- The burrito is usually triple sec, lime, agave and tequila. - So it's like lime flavored. - Yeah, so it's like a lime, a sweet lime or like on the plane, like this is the other thing he was looking at the menu and it had what's in it, in it, on it. And they were using pineapple juice. - What's in it, in it, on it.

- They were using pineapple juice on the mixer in the plane. So he was just like, what is the flavor when it's right in front of him? But whatever. - I'm sure a lot of y'all have noticed we don't have many ads anymore and you're probably thinking, wow, oh my God, I feel so bad for them. They deserve ads, but we're doing our job. You're not doing your job. You need to fucking subscribe and engage with me or I will never do my job again. I like, I can't believe I miss reading ads. I like, I miss the taste.

Regardless, whatever. He ends up getting two drinks because now I'm tapped into this guy because now I'm like literally what is his vibe? Because then he's using his phone on the plane because I was trying to read and I couldn't because my ADHD was literally scrummed the phone. I was reading the person's phone in front of me too and she was like beefing with the homeowners association. And she was like, they're selling that house and like she was just pissed that they had an HOA but sorry, keep going.

- I love reading over people's shoulders. - I was reading a book, but I would, I love, oh, on planes, I read people's shoulders. My best, I have two really good pictures. - Sorry, tell me. - I'll find them and insert them, but I have two really good pictures of people's texts on a plane. One of them is this girl talking to her sugar daddy and it's like her like texting him. - Oh, I remember these. - Yeah, that's like an old one. And then the other one was when that lady got into beef with everyone on the plane and she's like, "I'm gonna kill myself."

myself like she was so mad and her texts were big as fuck because she was old as shit but whatever so now I'm listening to this guy because I'm like literally so amazed and I'm like who is this like what is his vibe I don't understand also because I can't focus on my book anymore because he's literally like

- Oh, you thought it was Kai? No, I would tell you if it was Kai. - Yeah, I thought it might've been Kai. - Yeah, it is like- - That guy's way younger than me. - I mean, as we go on, it becomes a really Kai vibe. So like everybody be careful. - Oh, does he have sex with like someone really hot? - A bunch of women. That's what I'm assuming. He probably has a bunch of, he has a big cock and has a bunch of sex with women. - No, no, no. Because now you're just like saying the fabrication of what Kai thinks he is.

I'm talking about the real you, the one that hides. No, no. The real me is the one that has the big funny cock. Funny. And I like to play with it. It's so big, it's hilarious. Like, I flick it sometimes. But...

Now I'm just listening to him and he ends up getting two margaritas, which with that altitude, you're going to be drunk. So I'm just like, whatever. And also I can't pay attention to my book anymore because he's literally playing his phone so fucking loud. So I could just hear what's on his Instagram feed right now. And I'm like, whatever. I'm just like kind of sitting there and like about to start a movie. But then he gets on FaceTime on the plane, which you cannot do. Like you're not supposed to do that as far as I'm aware, because they literally are like no call.

Not even Wi-Fi calls. Do you know why? It's because the speakers... No, like the headphones that they wear. This is actually real. It's like radio wave interference. So it's like...

And they can't hear all the call outs from everybody else. No, literally. That's what I was thinking. I was like, we're also now going to die because of this man who doesn't know what a margarita is and is on FaceTime out loud with his friends. But then I start really tapping in because it gets fucking crazy. So he's on the phone with his guy friend and I can't really hear what the guy's... Is it his boyfriend and you just can't say it? No, because listen to this shit. Maybe it is his boyfriend because of how protective he got over this man. But that's later on. So then I can't hear what the guy is saying on the phone, but he's like...

"Are you fucking with me?" Like, no, that's fucking crazy. Like, no, screen record that. No, screenshot that, send it to me and I'm gonna fucking screen record it. I can't fucking believe that. And like, I'm like, "Oh my God, what's happening? Like, what is unraveling behind me?" Then he calls a girl. - Oh, that's why he's like, "Behind you." - Yeah, he's behind me. I wish he was in front of me 'cause bitch, I would be peaking. But, but he like-- - She's Mosa.

I don't know. I literally, I, at one point I like literally dropped my thing at the side of my face and like looked at him.

to see like what his like vibe on his face was and he was pissed I would have literally like gone to the bathroom and just stood behind him without him knowing oh I should have done that oh I should have done that but I feel like he would have noticed because I like am not really good at hiding when I'm being too smozle because literally I went from reading my book with headphones on to no headphones no book and just like sitting still sitting like a robot on the airplane literally sitting and pressing my head up against like this like literally

moving your ear so then he gets on the phone with this girl also who has a kid because all you hear is the kid fucking screaming like on her end and he's like he's like so and so just called me and told me that you were fucking texting them trying to fuck them when we just fucked what the fuck is wrong with you starts yelling at her on the phone so i'm like oh my god am i experiencing um and we know about confronting the cheater in the car but

I'm experiencing confronting the cheater on the plane. The new level. The new level. So like, and also he's on FaceTime. So you hear her and she's like, dude, you're bugging. Like, I did not do that. What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, you're such a liar. Like, shut the fuck up. And she's like, and she's like, he's like, fuck you, bitch, because I have screenshots. I'm going to screen record it and send it to you. And then you tell me if I'm fucking lying. Hangs up on her. And then like, there's a moment of silence. And I'm like, what the fuck's happening? And then he calls her back. And she like, all I hear is like, dude,

like of him calling her and she doesn't answer and then he calls someone else who i can only assume is his friend no answer so now he's not getting any answers and then he gets so fucked up from being on his margaritas he just knocks out for the rest of the flight i'm like oh my fucking god this needs to like i need to know where this ends but whatever i spend the rest of the flight just like ignoring it reading my book watching a movie then when we land the second we land

You hear, and I'm like, he's FaceTiming her. He FaceTimed her and was like, you're going to look at those fucking screenshots and tell me I'm lying, bitch. And like, starts yelling at her. Like, also we're like, it's dead quiet in the plane. Like everybody is like, like listening. And like this woman next to me is like,

And he's like, also, like, fully looking back. And he's like, you're a fucking slut. You're a bitch. You're a fucking liar. And she's like, I did not... Like, I literally... That's not real. That's not me. Whatever, whatever. Imagine he's just, like, accusing this girl and it's literally not her. No, listen to the way this conversation ends because I wish I knew the resolution of this because then he goes...

You he's like, put it on your kid's life right now. And then she's just kind of silent. She's like, you're fucking crazy. And he's like, OK, you won't do it because, you know, you're fucking lying. Fuck you, bitch. I'm going to post a video. You suck on my dick on Instagram tonight. And then the plane is dead silent because he's so loud also. And everybody is literally like.

- Oh no. - And then we're just all sitting there and nobody says a word. Like nobody even looks at him because we're all just like, oh my God, this is a man like enraged and like being like crazy right now. And then he calls what I can only assume is his friend and his friend didn't answer. And he called him like three times and then he just put his phone in his pocket and was like pissed. And then like, I was trying so badly when we de-planed to walk slow, but he had disappeared. But I literally was like, I was walking with my bag like,

- That was literally my vibe. - That's so sick. - Dude, holy shit. - And that was like literally the craziest thing I've ever heard in a plane. I literally couldn't believe, I couldn't believe, I was like, damn, you are crazy. Like you're real crazy. And I believe that he probably did that. And like, I hope that didn't happen. - I hope that didn't happen. - And I hope that that was just like a conversation out of like pure rage because that fucking sucks. Also bitch,

Someone accused me of that, I'd be like, you're going to jail. You're going to jail. Like, I would literally... I would call the cops and be like, you're not leaking that video.

But I don't even know what you could do in that situation. But yeah, I don't know what happened. And it was the craziest thing ever. And literally, it went from like a fun environment of like everybody kind of like joking with each other to literally dead silent. Holy shit. Nobody said anything. And then in my head, I was like, wow, all these men sitting around who aren't going to like pull them aside and be like, hey, don't do that. Like, don't... Also, don't talk like that. Imagine hearing that...

- I mean like, dude, like your vibe was so cool the whole play ride, what's your Instagram? - Yeah, let's hang out. - Networking with the shittiest guy on earth. - The worst person ever. - No, not even, literally networking so you can see the video. Like, dude, let me follow your IG. Like you're so lit. - Dude, it's crazy how shitty some people are. That's insane. - And that's just like, like that is so casual that like what was freaking me out is I was like,

this is so casual in this person's life that there's no change on the plane yeah and i was like shocked i was like damn in my head i was like dude why aren't the flight attendants saying anything but there were no male flight attendants it was only women and i was like what like one of these but also you know what the craziest part is that i forgot that i was like men are so fucking nasty and i hope they all fucking perish because he asked the flight attendant if she was single that was one of the things that blew my mind i was like i can't

I cannot believe you're literally confronting this girl because I couldn't tell if they were dating or if he was just bothered that she was trying to fuck his friend. Like, I don't think they were dating. That's not the vibe I got. He literally is just pressed because she wanted to fuck his friend. Bro, his friend is a fucking op. I know. His friend sucks balls. Like, why would you just not keep that in and just internalize that? Like, just be like, no, girl, like, chill. Like... It's never that deep. Dude, and he asked her and he made the flight attendant so uncomfortable. She was like...

He like I didn't hear the end of it, but I just saw that she was standing next to me for a long time looking at him talking. And I was like, oh, he's talking again. Like, I need to hear it. And then she goes, no, no, no. Like, I am taken. But thank you so much for the compliment. He's like, all right. All right. Like, it sounded like he had been kind of badgering her for a minute because she was standing there for a minute. Also, her standing there with both of his fucking margarita empty glasses, like literally standing there like this.

- That's insane. - Yeah, that's a lit story. - And yeah, that was my plane story and I couldn't believe it. - That is like the most evil man on earth. - I know. It's scary because he was so like, literally everybody was vibing with him at first. It was like, he's so funny and chill. - That's how it is though. The most evil people are the best at faking being cool. And then they snap, something in their brain snaps.

Yeah. And then that's my story. And I wanted to tell you last night, but I was like, I got to say it for the podcast. I know. Inya made me listen to I Spice with headphones on and noise canceling while she told Josh the story. And she played an I Spice song. She's like, oh, this is like her best song for sure. And she started playing it and I like gave it a chance for like 30 seconds. And I was like, Inya, this is the worst song I think I've ever heard. I do not know how you're listening to this. Like, this is even worse than like...

attempting to listen to Death Grips for the first time. Like, this is impossible to listen to. And then it turned out... You made a comment. You were like, it sounds like three songs are playing at once. And I looked at my phone and literally three separate things are playing at the same time. So three Iced Spice songs were playing at once. And I was like, I could, like, pick up every other lyric of every other song. And I was like, dude, what the fuck? But then she played this song and I was like, oh, this is, like, a really fucking good song. Like...

It's diabolical. That's how I describe iSpice is diabolical. I love her. But yeah, well, back in Texas, I went to the dentist because I needed to go back to the dentist. And I don't know why when I go to the dentist, they like assume that I'm like,

like, conservative, like, freak. Like, I don't know why they assume that. And so, like, when I'm laying down in the chair, they just, like, open up about, like, the most vile shit ever. And, like, I don't say anything out loud because I'm like, oh, I want to, like, hear them talk. I don't, like, agree with them at all, but I, like, don't want to, like,

Fuck with them while they're cutting my gums and shit like they'll accidentally cut my cheek open or something actually go ahead Take the bugle fat. I don't give a fuck cut my gum open or cut my cheek open But no I like I can't say anything one because they have shit in my mouth and to like I want to know what these people are fucking thinking because like that's like a really good like fucking

demographic a person to look at to understand that side or whatever so i'm like always like kind of silent and not like agreeing but like disagreeing but like this time i just stayed silent entirely the entire time and just let them talk themselves deeper and deeper in the hole because like i think they could sense my silence was like me not agreeing with them so they just kept going and just talking about like the most insane shit and i don't want to get into it on here um but

But it sparked a thought in my head. And the reason it sparked was because my dentist, like she's obviously very like Christian woman. And then the other hygienist, I mean, the dental hygienists are both like very Christian women.

people and they both had their like crosses around their neck and like whatever like like do you I'm happy for you but she might the one that was cleaning my teeth started just like talking and I guess she could sense that I wasn't fucking with that conservative vibe so she started leaning towards like weird shit and she just being she was just

like opening up to me about like her like questioning her reality and like how like sometimes like she doesn't know if this is real and like sometimes she's like oh like like if i'm looking at something is this are you seeing the same thing as me or if i'm tasting something are you tasting the same thing as me all questions we've asked and like um but like she's been so sheltered by religion her whole life that anytime she asked those questions they were shut down immediately so then i was like giving her answers i was like oh yeah like that's normal like i that's like

Like a normal thought. Yeah, a normal thought and I was just like kind of feeding into it and then what started getting really crazy is I was like there are some people that can see what they think in their brain and there are some people that have voices in their head that like an internal monologue and then there are people that have neither and have nothing and can't hear themselves and can't think of themselves.

And then she was like, dude, that's fucking weird that you can hear yourself in your head or you can see, like, if you can do that, like if you can visualize an apple in your head, you're a fucking freak. She didn't say that, but she was like, that's weird. And I was like, oh, so you're a person that can visualize things. Like, that's interesting. And then the dental hygienist across the way was like,

I got ahead of myself. Whatever, I'll disregard that part of the story. But anyways, I was like, yeah, I can like visualize things in my head. And she was like, that's weird, dude. I don't know how you do that. And then that triggered this final thought, which the reason I told all of that was to get to this. But if you think about, or I was like, oh,

This is crazy because what if like people that are more conservative leaning are the people that can't visualize the apple in their head and don't have the internal monologue and people who are more like liberal leaning have the internal monologue and can visualize the apple in your head. And I was like, that is a crazy thing. So like, I'm curious, like.

If those things coincide. If they correlate in any way. But I probably just sound even more schizophrenic for saying that out loud. No, I understand what you're saying because it's also like the idea like you would...

There's, like, this ideology of, like, "Oh, why can't people be more open-minded?" And then you're like, "Oh, well, what does that necessarily mean?" They don't have an internal monologue. It's because I can imagine things. Literally, like, "Oh, I can, like, imagine if somebody, like, says an idea to me is, like, 'Oh, what if, like, so-and-so did this?'" And I'm like, "Oh, okay." And, like, you can literally imagine it and, like, almost play a scene of that.

Exactly. Playing out and then those people maybe don't have that so when you say that because they've never seen that they're like what the fuck are you talking about? Why are you trying to change me? Yeah and also like Why are you trying to put thoughts in my head? Exactly. It's like literally Get out! Get out! But it's giving like

We have conversations in our head all day, every day. So we have to fill that conversation with something and we fill it with like opposing ideas and like trying to change our mind and just trying to learn more. They don't think anything. I don't, I don't understand it. I really don't understand it. It's so hard for me to grasp. Like, is it just empty in there? And I saw like a TikTok of someone saying like what it's like to not have an internal monologue. And it was just like them walking in the woods and it was completely silent. And I was like, Oh,

Like, I want that so fucking bad. Because, like, it is going a thousand miles per hour at every moment. Up until the second I fall asleep, like, I am thinking about literally everything and doom scrolling about everything. And, like, it's probably the main source of my anxiety. It's, like, my internal monologue. Like, I wouldn't have anxiety if I didn't fucking think of the worst thing possible. Do you think, um...

That like having ADHD like enhances that because I think I've been thinking about it a lot because I've realized I have the worst issue. Like I'm listening when people talk to me, but God forbid I like think of something else. I'm like sitting here literally like thinking of a whole other situation and then that's unraveling. And then I'm thinking of what I would say about that.

And then like literally trying to like grasp what people are saying to me all the time. And I'm like, oh my God, I look like the most inconsiderate person. But like- I just started doing it. I stopped listening to you because I was like thinking, I was like, oh, like literally it's like you have to like, I have to like meditate to listen to people's story. Like I have to clear, intentionally clear out my brain and the ground myself and only think about my breathing to like understand what people are saying to me. And it's, yeah. Yeah, it's like also does ADHD affect reading? No.

- Yeah, right? Because sometimes when I'm reading, I literally will read like three pages and be thinking about something else, but I am fully reading. Like I am reading these words. - But they're not going in. - But they're not like landing in my head. I'm just like reading it and I can kind of remember exactly what I just read, but I'll have to go back 'cause I'm like, dude, the whole time I was reading that, I was thinking about what I have to do when I get home. - Yeah.

that I'm easily gonna forget and it's not gonna matter anyway. - What happens is it like sparks a thought for me and I'm like, oh, curious. And then I like go down that thought path while I'm reading these lines and not absorbing it. And then I'm thinking about like what that just made me think. - I've read a bunch of scripts recently and like, I swear to God, I've read a sentence 20 times and then went back and was like,

I really have no idea what I just read. And I read every single word to try and like visualize what's going on in the screenplay. And it's, it's taken me 20 minutes to read a page at one time. Cause I was like, if I'm really honest with myself, I'm not visualizing what I'm seeing until a certain point where I can like finally focus on it. Yeah. I think it's pretty crazy. Yeah. I think like the reading thing, like isn't even ADHD. I think like the average, I mean, maybe, but I think like the average person, like

experiences that to some level. But I will never forget since you started talking about a script when we went in for the-- to do those self-tapes and the self-tape guy, like I was-- - The acting coach. - Yeah, the acting coach. I was having so much trouble fucking reading these lines and memorizing these lines

that he was like, "Do you have ADHD or do you have dyslexia or something?" And I was like, "I don't know." And he was like, "Let's try this." And he put on the dyslexic mode and it went one word at a time and it worked. - Did it work? - It worked. - Oh, I actually was talking to somebody who has dyslexia. - I don't think I have that though. - But everything she was saying, I was like, "This is Drew." She was like,

She was like, I will literally like do like word to text or like speech to text on multiple words because I just like for some reason I know the word and I like think I know how to spell it. But then when I go to type it, I can't like it just doesn't go. And she's like, and when I do text regular, like I miss so many words like I like my text doesn't make sense. And my friends are always like, you didn't like.

What you said didn't make sense. And then she was like, oh, and then I'll be like, yes, it does. Just read it. And then they read it and they're like, you didn't say a thing. And then like, they'll read it out loud to her. And she's like, oh, fuck. I didn't like, I didn't put my sentence down right. And then she's like, when she has to read out loud, she cannot do it for the life of her. She's like, when I read alone, like,

It's, like, way easier, but I do have to, like, go kind of slow. And I, like, it's way easier if I use my finger because, like, if I don't, like, my brain is just trying to, like, figure out the next word before I can. So I'm just literally making up when I'm reading. Dude, maybe I fucking have this idea. I was like...

Everything you're saying sounds like Drew." And she's like, "Oh, so then I'll just like send a bunch of audio messages. But that sucks too 'cause I just like talk too much." And she was like, "But that's not my dyslexia. I just talk too much." And I was like, "All of this is Drew." Like everything you're describing. - I'm gonna go get diagnosed with dyslexia. - When I was in New York, I was reading a script in front of like a bunch of people. And my friend who was running the read was like, "All right, Kai, like you can stop doing the bit where you don't know how to read."

And I was like, that's not a bad dude. I really have been pucking up this entire time. Well, I can read out loud very easily. I was about to say, like, you have it very easily. And when we did that one table read for...

whatever we um i remember like uh being so anxious about having to read out loud and hearing everybody read their lines and like doing really good and then it getting to me and me fucking up and then something came over me where i was just like i don't give a fuck like i i don't know why i'm embarrassed like of me like not being able to read out loud like there's something wrong with me so i just have to accept that so then i accepted i was like okay if you fuck up just move on don't say oh sorry like oh

Like, just don't, just keep going. And, like, that has helped me a lot is just being able to just, like, persevere and, like, make it, like, I think, like, a lot of it comes from my anxiety of not being able to read out loud. So it makes it worse. Also, sorry, I started laughing, but you're using the word persevere for your probable dyslexia. To read a word. We need to go. We need to make this happen. Yeah, and you're really good, like, with the ad reads. Yeah. I'm like, holy shit. Am I listening to fucking NPR right now? This is insane.

Yeah, and then I rage I start throwing punches like Drew's is like 40,000 cuts like hybridized together and this is like one One of the days you need to leave in one of my screens. I get so frustrated that I scream into the mic Oh, no there was one that you like scream and then walked away from the mic for a second and it was like fuck this and you like walked back and

And I think you were completely aware. When Drew reads out loud, you, like, can't be near him. Like, I think it is part of, like, the anxiety of it. Also, you bitches don't have gut intuition. You have anxiety disorder. Like, let's talk about it. And you bitches, you bitches being me. Like, literally. The bitch is in question as Anya. I'm like, no, that's going to happen. Like, I know it's going to happen. Because my gut feeling is always right. And, like, said gut feeling is, like, extreme anxiety. And, like, a delusion. And, like, PTSD paranoia. And I'm like, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

It's going to happen. That is so funny. But yeah, multiple times while I was away, I gave myself like a crazy anxiety attack because I'm like, I know this thing is going to happen. I just feel it. Like I know and my gut feeling is always right. People tell me I have really good intuition. Yeah. When really that was like my anxiety holding on to like the idea that I have good intuition. It was like, girl, you're literally going to die. And it was like, oh, my God, you don't have this person's location. So that means they're dead. Oh, my God.

I'm like, no! Yeah. And just as you bitches have anxiety disorder, butterflies have pretty privilege. Look at them off. Look at them off. That's a really good point. But there are really pretty moths, but the ugly ones are really fucking ugly. And then every butterfly. Not every butterfly is pretty, but every butterfly is taken. That's just not true. Let me look up ugly butterfly.

Huh? Sorry, my ringtone. Ugly butterfly? Let's see. No, there are no ugly butterflies. Oh, yes, there are. Yeah. And have you ever seen the one in the SpongeBob episode?

a butterfly how do i reference spongebob every fucking stupid ass emergency intercom episode every time the second time okay yeah there are ugly scary ones see that's ugly as fuck it's but it's pretty they have pretty privilege no there are but it's like there's pretty moths like look look up the luna moth oh yeah i know the green one yeah the white and green yeah and then the pink and yellow one is really cute the fuzzy one

- Oh, these ones are so creepy. - I remember-- I only know that moth from that medicine and it would like-- it would be like George Lopez waking you up at 3:00 a.m. with the loudest fucking intro ever because you left your TV on when you fell asleep and then after you stay awake with your eyes glued on the TV even though you're the most tired you've ever been into in your entire life, the next commercial that comes on is like, "Lunesta, like--" and it's the green butterflies flying across the screen. - I haven't seen that. - Oh, yeah, the Lunesta commercials went crazy. - Yeah.

I have to see that because I don't know what you're talking about. Moth. Lunesta moth. This thing. You ever see these? Oh no, I never saw that commercial. Yeah, it would be... Oh wait, I did! Yeah, it would literally be... And you'd watch that and you'd fall asleep to that. Wait, did you guys talk about the Mandela effect about the bucket list thing? No. Like, the term bucket list wasn't a thing before the movie. There's a movie called Bucket List? Yeah. I didn't know that. No, that's not true.

- It is true. - Maybe it isn't true and the Mandela effect is... - Maybe the Mandela effect is a real thing. - I have a new theory for the Mandela effect. - Oh my God. - So have y'all ever heard of the 2D, 3D, like the girl holding the box and inside the box is a gym and like she can't see around the sides but we can. - Oh, I know this movie. - Yeah.

But there's like this idea that like, since we're 3D, we can reach into the box and grab the gym and she wouldn't even know it's gone. And then sometime later we put it back in and she, it's back in the box, whatever. Like it's like a, like a visualization thing. I actually don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Really? I don't have an internal monologue.

- Oh God, so you're-- - I didn't hear the first half of what you were saying because I was too busy being like amazed that there's a Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman movie called "The Bucket List." Like that is like, that is the most smoked, like Seth Rogen had to have made that up. - I really thought that everyone knew about that movie. - No, I didn't know it existed. - I knew it existed, but I didn't know there was on a bucket list. - Also I think "But the List" has existed forever 'cause I remember saying that shit in like fifth grade.

You were probably... Being like, what's on your bucket list for your life? That's when the movie came out, when you were in fifth grade. That's not true. It might have been. I think it came out when I was in, like... I was in college. No, 2007. And you were in college and I was in fifth grade. Oh, my God. I actually... It came out in 2007. Not here right now. I was watching the timer go up. I was watching your soul leave your body. Okay, wait. What's your theory? Okay, so, like...

Okay, so imagine a 2D plane and there's like a girl on the 2D plane holding a box and there's a gym inside the box and then we're in 3D and we can see her. She can't see us but we can reach inside the box and her diamond disappears and she's like, where the fuck did it go? But we just took it to our dimension but then we can put it back. What if there are fourth dimensional beings reaching into our timelines and changing little things and that's the Mandela Effect and we can't see them changing it but we can see the changes and then...

Or it's either that or it's like quantum hackers. Like they figured out how to time travel and they're like going through and changing little things. Drew, how many internal monologues do you have? Are there like many voices? There's like 17 up in there. And do they sound different? Did you see the other video that that girl made that was like actually insane where she was like

um she took the girl's 2d hat off and it was front facing and then she switched it around and put it on backwards and she was like you can see how different these two dimensions are and how this one would never come into contact with this one because no matter how hard they try they'll never be able to put her hat back since they live in a tube

dimensional world, they can try to flip her hat around, but it will just be upside down on her head because they can't do that 3d motion. And then she was like, if you think about that, that's like how separated all of our dimensions are, is because like, there are certain things that one dimension can do that we cannot and like, vice versa, vice versa. And like, if those dimensions interact with us in ways that we're incapable of interacting back,

- We would never know. - Why are you staring at me? You want this? Do you want all of my body? - I want to play with it. - Why do I want baked Lay's chips so bad right now? - Huh? - Baked Lay's chips. - Those are really fucking good. - Yeah, they were-- that's-- okay, the baked chips...

better than the regular ones yes they are there's like a pringley kind of vibe yeah versus i also i think lay's potato chips are the worst potato chips normal potato chips i disagree because you put that shit with a subway sandwich yeah it elevates it to another level like it takes it up three that was the craziest shit you've ever said and i was like wow

- Like, damn, that is so real. The Subway sandwich Lay's. - Yeah. And it has to be a Subway sandwich because you wouldn't go get a good-ass deli sandwich and pick Lay's. You would only ever get Lay's at Subway. - Yeah. - Like, you wouldn't be, like-- - No, you're right. - At, like, Wine and Cheese and be like, "I'm gonna get Lay's." One, because they're sane and they don't sell Lay's there. - I'm a fucking idiot. I shouldn't have said anything. - Oh my god, why are you taking it like that? You're literally manipulative as fuck. Like, you're crazy. Crazy bitch bastard fucking ugly monster. - What the fuck?!

What the fuck? Well, thank you guys so much for watching this episode. Let's go into some media before we leave. Before we leave you and you're left all alone to your own devices again because you just had an hour of people you don't really know but you feel very connected to. And you know what? If you said hi to me in public, I would give you that warmth that you feel through the camera. But realistically, when you turn off your computer right now, you have no contact with me. So I'm forming this very diabolical relationship

relationship with you in your head where you feel like-- it's almost giving you abandonment issues that you probably won't even realize until you're way older. Have you ever thought about that? Yeah, because I think about that. "Pastoral" by Bobbi Hutcherson, "Too Hurt to Cry" by Kandi Staten, "Young Hearts Run Free" by Kandi Staten. That song is literally a feminist woman's anthem and it is so good. - "Sunday Nights Are My 9/11"? - Some-- - "The Day After Christmas Is My 9/11."

That day does really suck. That is the... Even the night of Christmas, like, after everything is all said and done and you're alone in your room, like, that is the saddest I will ever be in my entire life. I will say, yeah, Christmas night, like, Christmas Day night is really, really upsetting. Like, it's just so...

- Like, it's because you've released all your endorphins and then you're just like left alone. - You gotta wait another year. - Yeah, you're all limp and it's like all that fuss for what? For 12 hours of fun. - Yeah, you wake up covered in presents and you got everything that you wanted and your dad finally said-- - That never happened to you. Once you started the "my dad" thing, that never happened to you.

It happened. Caribbean Blue by Enya. Someone was playing that the other day with me in the car and I was like, stop, guys. Oh, and then Dom said something so funny. He's like, you know what's crazy is I used to listen to Enya a lot and then I met you so I stopped. And I literally was like, that is the meanest thing anyone's ever said to me. Thank You by Ditto. I know I hijacked your shit. And then Ethocane Rules by

Bands by OK Mateo, I think. Let me make sure. Yeah. Bands with a Z by OK Mateo is really cool. And then I think that's going to be it for me. I had a couple more songs that I've been listening to, but I don't know them off the top of my head and they're kind of SoundCloud songs. And then I watched Mind Game on the airplane again on the way home. Really, really fantastic.

And like I looked up trivia for it.

Um, because I was like, "Oh, this is, like, crazy. How is this made?" And, like, a lot of, like, the distribution and, like, promotion of that movie wasn't even made by the production company that made the movie. It was made by a different-- or it was done by a different production company that had seen it and was like, "I don't give a fuck if I make a dollar off of this. I just want everybody in the world to see this." And even though it is, like, a very violent and sexual movie, it got in-- rated for everyone rating in Japan. Wait, what movie?

mind game because um

the board in Japan that does all the ratings was like, no, we want everyone to see this movie because like, it's a really powerful movie and like, it's, it will, yeah, which is really cool. Um, but yeah, mind game is really sick. I know I mentioned it like once a week, but like, it really is just a masterpiece for me. I was watching something. Oh, the new Pinocchio, um, was reminding me of mind game, but that's because like, spoiler alert, anything with people living in a whale, I'm like, I just think of mind game. Um, but,

Moby Dick says hello. But oh, the rest of my media because Drew had jumped in is gangsta boo by I spice and little TJ which is a leak. Also, rip gangsta boo legend, very sad eating. And also in her mood by I spice because again, I've spent on a crazy I spice tip and like that's not a joke. Um, but the movies I saw

Megan, which actually was surprisingly-- have you seen it yet? - I haven't seen it but I heard it's, like, an instant cult classic. Like, I heard everybody's gonna, like, it's gonna be, like, a horror classic. - I saw it with a bunch of friends and when we were going in when it was starting, one of our friends said this and I was like, "That is so true." It literally is, like, this generation's Chucky. Like, because, like, you know how, like, Chucky and Gremlins-- - Oh! - Because they were, like-- they had parts of it that would be really scary to kids but most adults were like, "There's obviously comedy in this." Like, it's, like,

It's, like, thought out. It's supposed to be kind of funny and, like, kind of campy. And that was, like, Megan. It wasn't, like, the best movie ever, but it was, like, fun to see with friends and we were cracking the fuck up.

And the Pinocchio movie made me sob. Like, I literally was like, oh. - Was it really good? - Oh, one, it was so good. I also saw the exhibit and it was like insane. I'll show y'all pictures because they have like the exhibit for it in the MoMA. And if you're in New York, you need to go to that because it's actually fucking insane. - How they were able to do that. - Yeah, because like,

It's just stop motion has also always held such a, like, huge place in my heart because there was a long time as a kid that I thought I was going to do stop motion. Me too. With our polymer clay era. But...

- It was so good, dude. I literally, like, I started it with some friends at, like, 1:30 a.m. and it's, like, a two-hour movie and we were like, "We're not gonna finish this," and we literally stayed up and, like, watched it. - Really? I'm so glad. - And, like, I would watch it again if y'all wanted to watch it because it literally, like-- - I really wanna see it. - Oh my god, it is, like-- I think if I watched it again, I would sob again. Like, I was, like-- - Wow. It's, like, Coco level?

I think it made me cry more than Coco. I was literally like, I was like, sobbing. It was so good.

And it was just really good. It was like actually like so... - Yeah, go check that out. - So good. - I wanna see "The Whale" really bad. - Oh, we should go see "The Whale." - Yeah, then the new Ari Aster movie. - Mm-hmm, when is that out? - Have you seen the trailer for that, Kai? - No. - It's out in April. It's with Joaquin Phoenix and it looks like a fucking masterpiece. - Really? - You know like how like you saw the trailer or like you know the feeling that you got when you left the theater at like "Everything Everywhere All At Once."

it looks like it's gonna have the same vibe as that. Like, it is a very creative movie. And Joshua's explaining it pretty well. He was saying that, like, oh, it kind of feels like he might be leaning into, like, a little more wholesome vibe instead of, like, complete and total horror. But it could just be, like, a trailer to trick you. And then I also saw Avatar 2, which was, like...

honestly so fucking cool like I loved that movie and I would go see it again in a heartbeat and I wanted to see it again the next day because I was like dude this is just like epic like I don't understand how we have gotten so far where we're able to do that shit like it makes no fucking sense

About Avatar? I don't know. Because I literally had the complete opposite vibe. But it makes sense that you liked it. Yeah, I loved it. I loved all the world building. I just love world building. That's why I like Dune so much because it's thrusting you into a new universe and you have to navigate this new world without understanding the rules to it. And it's just fucking sick that they were able to do that. And then apparently the next one is going to be all

like all out war where you see the Avatar people be like, or they're not called the Avatars. What is their race called? Oh, the Na'vi. The Na'vi people. But there's Na'vi and then in this one they introduce like a new group. Yeah, I think we're going to see them become like

like become really gnarly, like brutal killers. Like, you know, that one segment of like the mom raging when like he had whoever and how it was like literally terrifying. Apparently the next movie is going to be that the entire time. Yeah. It's the human contagion. Have you seen it? Yeah. Did I literally like, it's so funny that you're like, I love the world building because the whole time I was watching it, I was like, okay, world building. Like, okay. Like we get it.

Like I did. I just I don't know. But you know what it is? I'm not like a huge science fiction person. And I've never been like, I've really never like, cared for it. It's like really specific things. And usually it's because of like, you have to be a white man to like, like science fiction. It literally has to be like, oh, like the reason I care for any of like the alien versus predator stuff is because as a kid, I really liked it. And like, but even then, like my family, like loved Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. And I literally cannot, I can't.

I can't like I just I can't do that shit I've never I've just like Harry Potter like all that shit I'm like alright fucking nerd loser bitches I'm like bring it back I like Harry Potter bring it back oh of course yeah we know we can tell by my face how my face is you just look like it just by your mannerism mannerisms mannerisms mannerisms mannerisms how you just move your hands and stuff dude what the fuck look he did it wow expecto patronum what alright um Kai what

That was probably the longest media talk I've ever had. No, I'm not cutting that. That's Drew's culture. I'm not going to cut that out. Were you eating a burrito or something? What was that? Yeah, it was just... YouTube. He was eating a burrito. Do not demonetize us. You have to blur that. Bye.