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Oh my god, Drew. Okay, no, you better not be calling about this goddamn podcast. This is about the podcast. I really, really, really think we should do it. And I already told you I don't think anybody wants to hear it anymore. I think everyone wants to hear it, and imagine how funny it would be. There's a lot of, you know... We're the Blueprint!
I'm gonna write, like, the shape of water, but about a shark. And I'm gonna fuck a shark. Girl, you can't do that. Why can't I fuck a shark? Like, I'm not saying a 12-year-old kid deserves, or however old, 10-year-old kid deserves a knife to be pulled on him for being annoying, but, like, sometimes it works, because it definitely works. Gender reveal from Baja Blast.
What is the gender of a Baja Blast? You asked me this on the couch the other day. Yes. Is this like discourse online or? No, this is just something I thought about. Okay, so. It's about to be discourse. How the fuck did you just do that? Time is an illusion. Nothing is real. The past hasn't happened. No, stop. For real. How did you do that?
We're one stream of consciousness. We don't exist. Okay, no, fine, no, stop. Because now you're scaring me, so I'll just do it because, I don't, fine. Cool. I do want to rename it, though. What are we going to call it? I don't know, just like, if I have to think of something, like, really good on the spot, it'd probably be, like, Emergency Intercom. Hey! Do a podcast!
That was really terrible, like you should never. I thought you were going to say it was good because we don't have a jingle, so that could be the jingle. Off the top of my head, I'm thinking something like... Okay, now we'll just get someone to make us a jingle. I can't wait to see you in the club.