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Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon. Plus, the clothes I love today will be out of style tomorrow. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim.

Welcome back to this episode. I've discovered the dusty divot.

Is Dusty Divot somewhere in Fortnite? That's an old Fortnite. Yeah. All right. This is the real Dusty Divot. Ew, dude. It's like disgusting. It kind of looks like it's molding, but it's because you spilt something on there and now it's just turned black. No, it's from me putting my foot here in the bottom of my shoe. It's like gunk from the outside world. I'm really curious if any of the radioactive chemicals that have been seeping through your clothes are going to come back and

haunt you later on in life. -Wait, why do I have radioactive chemicals? -Because this is like you shouldn't be touching this. -Oh, carcinogenic. -Okay, you fucking bitch. -No, I'm literally a super spreader of carcinogens through my-- -Every time you hug someone, you're passing on carcinogens because you also don't wash your clothes. -No, I literally don't. I don't think I've washed this in three months.

You're just sustainable. You don't wash your bedsheets. You don't wash your clothes. I wash my bedsheets now. You wash your bedsheets maybe every three months. I've washed these twice. Have you actually? Yes. I haven't seen it. Are you winking at me? That's a crazy vibe. Okay, so-

I was like bringing this up, but then I was like no, but this has been giving me so much anxiety at night It's been freaking me the fuck out um

is the Baja Blast pie from Taco Bell. I can't sleep at night thinking about it. -Did you see that stuff, Kai? Their Apple event? -It's like the blue radioactive one. -Yes. -Yes. -They're also doing cinnamon twists with the Baja Blast flakes on it, which is so fucking nasty, but I guess that's every cereal we grew up eating is just fake corn with sugar dust on it. -It's corn.

Ew, dude. You're so disgusting. Also, everybody slept on my joke last week when I said, oh, gay corn. Like, they're taking corn from us. Like, nobody...

Nobody clipped it. Nobody cared. That was a bar. Do you even remember, Kai? No, I remember it. And I actually think I saw a comment that was like, oh, nobody caught Denya's joke. See, and nobody cares about me. Which are the best comments, by the way. Those feel so good when someone's like, oh, nobody noticed so-and-so said this. Yeah, except everybody likes it and then they still refuse to notice it. Like the clip doesn't get posted. Yeah. Well, the Taco Bell Choco Taco.

That's what I'm really excited about. No, no, no. Also, they don't have release dates on it. At least when Apple does their presentation, we have like a timeline of when everything's coming out. Taco Bell just said it to say it. Like, I feel like that was something that they decided one night. The next day they booked it and then they just got on stage and started like showing AI generated photos of things they haven't done yet. Unfortunately, it ate and I will be eating it. And

He's been checking Taco Bell every night on podcast. No, it literally... It is literally working because we're talking about it. Like, I'm excited about it. It's going to be Yummersville. Like, all of the new little items. I want the empanada so fucking badly. But every time I go on Postmates to order it, we have a Taco Bell like five minutes from our fucking house. And I just...

can't get into the car to drive there because I'm so fucking lazy and like it's actually a problem but every night I get on Postmates to order it and then the fucking fees are like $19 and it's like a $4 empanada and I'm like I'm not spending $19 on a shitty empanada. Yesterday he built out a car

on Postmates for Wendy's. I still have them saved. And he was like bragging about how cheap it is. He's like, wow, oh my God, like what a deal, blah, blah, blah. And like he spoke about it for like 12 minutes straight. Like I finished eating. I was already moving on with my life and I sat back down and he's like,

oh my fucking god like eight dollars more to order like i'm not fucking doing that are you fucking kidding me and he got so mad unbelievable and then was like i'm just gonna do talk about he was like let's see what their delivery fees are oh no you found sonic and you're like oh my

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Catch the vibe of like is this what I really want to put in my body tonight, and then I'll go back and just click order I was gonna do Shake Shack Joe and the Jews Papa John's I was gonna get a whole ass pizza But it was an Alfredo cheese pizza like instead of right No, that is literally like not better having a whole Alfredo cheese pizza to yourself Which I won't even get on you sounds really good like sometimes I think back to how yummy I

the alfredo pasta from pizza hut tasted and i don't think that's something my adult palate would enjoy but i remember being like 13 and having it being like me and my big hat um do you remember cc's pasta cc's pizza pasta i think i went to see it was like wet it was literally like wet with water and it was so fucking good it was like the the alfredo sauce was like

even more liquid than water is liquid. It was unbelievable and it was so good. - There was a place in Miami called Sweet Tomatoes that it-- - No there wasn't. - Yes there was. Don't tell them I'm lying already. What if I called you out on your lies? - I don't lie.

Oh, girl, we know a few things you like. Like? But there was a place and it was like a buffet styled spot and they had like you could get different pastas and spaghettis and then they would just put whatever sauce was on top. Their Alfredo sauce was literally Elmer's glue. Like it was literally pure white. Like there was no sight of like pepper or

or anything else in the mix. I genuinely think they got like cans of Alfredo sauce and just poured it into a big vat and then would just like mix it up and get it on your bowl. But that shit was so fucking good. Like it literally tasted like tubby custard. It was tubby custard. Oh, I love tubby custard. In high school, I took-

I love tubby custard like you eating it. Like, oh my God, tubby custard. Well, no, I thought you were referencing Yup Duck. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, yeah, that is tubby custard. Yeah, that's good. I forgot we called it that. That was tubby custard and then the chai latte from Melrose was go-go juice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was me and Orion's two things we would eat. In high school, I took a culinary like class like

Okay, like I took the cooking class. No, culinary. Culinary. Oh my fucking God. Edward Cullen. No, I took a culinary class and we had to like build like hypothetical restaurants and we would have to like build out the business plan and everything. Is that where Emoji Restaurant is? No, we're not even getting into Emoji Restaurant. That's actually so advanced and like. Nobody talks about it.

Drew calling all of his schizophrenic ideas advanced. He's like, nobody's ready. They would make millions of dollars. I'm not kidding. Emoji restaurant is the one thing that I do agree with. Drew Moji would put you in the negatives. Oh, Drew Moji is actually unironically genuinely coming soon. That's just passive income. Yeah, exactly. Why don't you get someone to make a really shitty app that next time I message it. When I say it's coming soon, it's literally unironically coming soon.

-You on Fiverr trying to find somebody who can make it a sticker? -Of work actually. I built this restaurant and I still to this day actually do think it's a great idea, but basically you go in and you build your bowl of noodle soup. You point the pasta you want, you point the sauce that you want, you point the toppings that you want. -Muppet? -Exactly. It's like Chipotle but for ramen

or spaghetti. The teacher was gagged. She was like, "I've literally never received a business plan." -You're in the middle of Granbury and she's like, "Wait, what's ramen? Pause." -That's another thing. If we built a ramen restaurant in Granbury, I would literally run Granbury. I would literally become the mayor of Granbury. Granbury.

Okay, bring up the... Oh, the thing I watch? Okay, I feel like a lot of people who are watching this will know what I'm talking about, but Kai, I don't know if you know about this.

There was this woman who made a TikTok like a week and a half ago. And I saw it and it made me crack up. But I did not know she was going to follow it with a 50-part series explaining the story. Each episode is 10 minutes. It's 50 parts. It is like eight hours. It took me three hours to finish. And I was watching on double speed. Like instead of Fortnite, you've been watching that. Yeah, I haven't even had time for Fortnite because I've been doing my research because I'm so dedicated to the podcast.

That's the thing is everybody around me was like, can you stop watching that? I was like, no, I need something to talk about and I'm going to watch this. Also, I'm just naturally very nosy and I want to know what this is about. So her original podcast is her talking about a bad ex situation. And she just goes into detail of like, it's very blanket statement. And she's like, y'all think you have bad exes, but have you ever had an ex who lied about being the VP at a company?

Faked phone calls in front of you for two years, moved in with you, took you on tours to tour houses, claiming he had over like a million in offshore accounts. I just shut it off with my mind. I'm like really powerful. You're so stupid. Claiming he has millions in offshore accounts.

all to turn out to be a felon who's a pathological liar and his family is disconnected to him and one of the people he was claiming to talk to was somebody like multiple people who were dead he would lie about people being dead all the time all this shit obviously that tiktok blew up because they were like what the fuck are you saying right now because it sounds not real she goes into detail that she met this guy on a dating app the first date she at

Like, when it happened, she was like, wow, this is a sign from God that this man and me are meant to be. Because on the way to the date, her tire blew out. He showed up, fixed her tire, took her to a tire shop, bought her a new tire, took her out to dinner. They got along well. That's a man. They were both... I know, she found the last real man and it turned out he's a liar. So he actually was the last real man on this earth. But...

Whatever. Like, this whole dramatic thing, they're both, I think, like, late 30s, early 40s. So both of them, on the first date, he was on his, like, love... Oh, wow. Well, you're pushing 30 now. No, I'm fucking not. Don't even fucking say that shit. We have to talk about that after. Yeah. Basically...

I don't want to take up too much time saying this because it's literally three hours worth of content I'm trying to put down. But I'll say my favorite parts. He lied about basically working at Heinz, like the condiment company. He lied that he was a VP at Heinz. He lied that he played football in college and that's where all his money came from in his offshore accounts. He was claiming he had so much money that he didn't see it

viable to put into U.S. banks and he wanted it on offshore accounts so that the U.S. couldn't tax him on it. He forged a chase letter approving him. How long did he keep this lie up? For almost two years. Oh, he's actually... Like a year in, she started to realize and put the pieces together that he was lying. He would take her to all these... Like he would sign legal documents saying he could put a cash offer for $750K on houses all the time. So like in her...

like on her right, she had no reason to think he was lying because she kept saying that she was like, in my head, no sane human would legally bind themselves to a $750,000 cash offer if they didn't have that. And he was paying for things in her life. So she was like, it kind of made sense. He would talk on the phone every morning at 6.15 AM. That's how you know you're a

ass crack of dawn and get right to your line like you were crazy he would talk to his brother every morning but to the point of being like hey John says hi and she'd be like oh tell him I say hi he's like yeah she said hi okay how are you she said she's good was the call made up like yes he was never on the phone

phone he was never on you know what that reminds me of is that fucking video of the dude in the restaurant like getting interviewed for that documentary and he's like on the phone and he's acting like hot like shot like rich dude like and he's like hold on like the president is calling me and he holds his phone up to his ear and it's this screen and he has a full conversation with the screen present who is that guy i'm gonna find it i'm gonna find it because it's so funny um

But yeah, shit like that. He lied about his grandma dying from COVID, his uncle dying from COVID and his stepdaughter dying from COVID. He lied about three deaths just randomly. Like when she got over the house, cause she was like, I don't feel like we're ever going to get a house. Something about this is feeling fishy. He basically just got off on telling her things and seeing her reaction. And he would just lie about people dying and,

one day just like decided that he was like, I'm so tired of working at Heinz. Like that's not the actual company. She said she'd never said the company, but I'm just going to assume it's like Heinz or something. But every now and then he'd be like, oh my God, they're like really stressing me out at work. Like I want to leave this job. And he lied and said he left Heinz to go work at Apple. So he now he's living in Georgia in a random County in Georgia being like, I think I'm just going to take a job at Apple.

Apple. He still has the lie going? No, bitch. It turned out he was a felon. He literally was a felon because he impersonated an officer and was going into random people's houses and he ended up getting arrested because she filed for divorce. She kicked him out, all this shit. He also had a busted knee that he claimed it was from football and was bedridden for two months and pissing in Powerade bottles. Dude, it was so insane. But the story ends with him being a convicted felon going to jail. Felon.

I'm about to fill you in. I was going to say that to you. On this amazing story. Okay, show me this. Okay. So, are there any scandals you can talk about? You know I can't talk about 90% of the stuff I do. I don't know who this is. Can I pick this up real quick? Okay, hold on. This is KB, can I help you? Listen, when you say A-list, we're talking like Brad Pitt, we're talking...

This is unbelievable. Hold on one second. This was not scripted. Can you tell me exactly who it is? Let me cry when I'm done with breakfast and I'm away from these people. What was your name?

He just keeps fucking going. He got a scam call, answered it, and then the call drops and you just see all his notifications on his phone. Imagine being the scam caller on the other end talking to this schizo dude that's having a conversation with you about selling art and you just hang up. Yes, someone trying to sell you bootleg life insurance and they're like, okay, when you're saying A-list, what do you mean, Brad Pitt? I'd be so scared.

Imagine being the people like recording it and like catching him doing that. That would be so fucking lit. But yeah, I spent three hours of my life watching this woman talk about her crazy. It would have been six, but you were watching in double speed, which is. Yeah. Also, he would take her to car dealerships and promised her he would get her a BMW X5 with like literally leather interior. Yeah, literally me going to car dealerships all the time being like, yeah, I'm going to get this. And I mean, like, actually, you literally don't.

I don't believe in getting a new car. The new cars are ugly and they're fake and they're meant to fail. Yes, I literally hate my car so much and I'm not kidding. I would actually be excited if it exploded. I literally would. I would be so stoked. Good, noted.

Oh my God, Kai. That's a threat. Maybe there are real men. Would you blow my car up for me? You'll blow it up for me so I can claim the insurance? Oh my God, you're so brave. Insurance fraud. Drew, weren't you saying there was a percentage of a population that's always these prolific liars? You're talking about the

There's always going to be like one person a year that gets really high up and does fake sign language for the president. Yeah, yeah. I don't remember what the conversation was, but like one level up. I always think about that because there's like the Tinder swindler. Yeah.

There's always like one guy a year that pulls this shit. Oh, it was Drew saying that like they're the true entrepreneurs because people who buy that good will like literally they want it so bad they will get to the level that it is profitable. But the thing about this lie is it literally wasn't profitable. No. Also he profited a P word.

No, that was the other thing is they didn't have like an intimacy life because he was also a cheater. So he was also cheating and he was like paying for sex. She went through his phone and he was paying for sex with other people. So they literally like it was so odd. Like he was just a fucking crazy person and God bless her. And I hope she was on the TikTok creator fund because she deserves a bad. She definitely got there after the first three videos. Yeah, I hope so. Was he sexy?

He was mad. Why can't people online just hear a story and be like, that's crazy. I don't know you. I don't know your business. I kind of do, but you gave a good thing of not saying it. I literally have a note saying, y'all got to start keeping shit to yourself, please. Except us, obviously. Except this. But I've just seen so many TikToks of people blowing the fucking spot up. Three of our low-key followers

like, oh, this is a vibe, but like, I don't want the public to know about this vibe because they'll ruin it and they'll change. The businesses will change. Like,

Three of those spots have been blown up on my TikTok feed the past week, like literally physically exploded into a million pieces. Wait, are they going to like- Gas leaks. Gas leaks, baby. No, like just a bunch of people are there now. Now if God forbid one of those businesses blow up, you're done. You're literally done. It's like me, like them actually finding bodies in Central Park. Did they actually? No, no, no. They haven't yet. Shh.

I'm sure a lot of y'all have noticed we don't have many ads anymore. And you're probably thinking, wow, oh my God, I feel so bad for them. They deserve ads. But we're doing our job. You're not doing your job. You need to fucking subscribe and engage with me or I will never do my job again. I like, I can't believe I miss reading ads. I like, I miss the taste.

There's got to be one. That's what I'm saying. Like at the bottom of the pond or some shit. Like I'm over. Okay. I gasped while you were telling that because I cannot believe I forgot this. And this is what I wanted to start with. But I left the house this morning to go run a couple of errands. And while I was at a light...

there was this dude kind of like writhing around on the floor. It's raining. Like he was like rolling around and kind of freaking out. No, that was Drew Barrymore. She was taking the chance when she saw rain. Yeah, literally. But he was like rolling around and then I've never seen like someone stand up as fast as he did. Like I like blinked and he went from laying to like standing.

And it was like, it literally felt like I was hallucinating. Like, it was unreal. And then like, he like slowly turns his head and locks onto the car in front of me. And it's like this older gentleman in the car. And I feel really bad for him. But this dude literally like points out of it and starts like screaming at him. And he's like, I'm gonna fucking kill you. Like, I'm gonna find your family and kill you. He's obviously like on something. Yeah, like not well.

And then he goes and walks up to the car and starts banging on his window like, and like he's like screaming at this guy and is like, I'm gonna fucking kill you. And like the light is red and there's people crossing and I know this guy wants to drive away so bad, but he can't. And then he slowly like gives up and then like,

-Looks at you. -Turns at me. Thankfully, the light turned green because I really don't know how I would have handled that situation. He started walking towards my car, but thankfully, I just drove around the corner and it was done. I was so scared that he was going to attack me. Remember when someone tried to get into Orion's car?

Oh, yeah. When we left the gallery thing, Orion was stopped at a light and something similar happened. A guy was like just on the street, like acting a fool, kind of yelling and screaming. And Orion was trying not to look. And then she, in her peripheral, saw him coming closer and to the passenger door. Orion also drives like the oldest car ever. It's a gadget. Yeah, she drives her gadget. And so she had to like lean over.

fast and lock it and he came and was like jiggling the handle trying to get to her and she just had to drive off because she got scared and she had to run the red light. I just feel so bad for women. Didn't you say that we should normalize chasing women? I think that's you. It's for like episode 67. It's for like literally...

-Brain purposes. -Chasing a help them. -Yes, it's like get quicker on your feet. -Oh, you believe in chasing women to prepare them for the world. -Yes. -Okay, yes. -Oh, I deleted every note? -You say that every three episodes. -Me and Drew are like good guys.

There's not enough good guys anymore. I know. Well, it's because we always finish last and like no one appreciates us. Nice guys finish last. That's why I'll treat you like trash. Glass. They ate. They ate with that fucking song. Oh, should I? Where are any of them? Are they alive? Uh,

- They were like 22 when that came out, so they must be dead now. - Not Hey There Delilah, but there was like another dude, like another emo guy. Well, it doesn't matter 'cause I don't know what I'm fucking talking about. - Playing my tees. - It was like one of them, but I just-- - It's the guy, don't say that I don't know you,

-Yes, yes, yes. -All about your type. -Yes, dude. That was a fucking banger, but I found out he's an awful person or something. -Her classic, classic. -It seems like that always happens, except for me. -Because men aren't good. -When I start my music career, I'm not going to switch up. I'm going to be the same old guy. I'm not going to let the power to get into my head. I have a couple bars that I wrote down that I feel like

Could change the world. Are you going to read them? Should I read them like spoken poetry or should I rap them a little bit? You should rap them. But I know you won't be able to because you're on camera and you have to read right now. I know. It's so bad. It's so bad. Okay. I feel like I'm Bob Marley the way I'm smoking on this kush. What if the moon crashed under the earth? We'd all be squished.

It's smushed. No, it's squished. Y'all been getting it wrong the whole time. Well, when you said that, okay, to clarify, we got off our flight and I don't know what happens to Drew when we get off flights, but I've realized that is when you hit peak like activity. It's because after

- Brain activity. - Because after sitting for so long, he has to just talk a bunch and we got in the car with Josie. Josie picked us up, God bless. And I'm dead from this flight, I feel crazy. Drew is in the backseat going crazy 'cause when the crowd goes crazy, I go crazy. - And when the crowd goes crazy, I go crazy.

He just randomly dropped that bar and me and Drew, me and Josie, we did the fatal mistake with Drew where when you show him that you're impressed by something like that, he won't stop until he gets that same reaction. Yeah. And he just kept getting worse and worse and worse. I love Build-A-Bear Workshop. I lay pipe like I work in the shop, period. Yeah.

popped your mama in the face i can't tell my left from my right anymore i think my brain is fried from scoring basketball pink dot red dot laser beam i think it just needs to be like it would be good as fuck let me cook dude i fucked up the vibe in here with that like i really destroyed it we were trying to record that because as we've said on the podcast

we'll record like random songs. - It's so cathartic. - Yeah, we're just like, we're just such passionate, creative people. Sometimes we have to just let it go. - And I like to create for myself sometimes because if I create for the world, it becomes a job, you know? So I like to create for myself and just really let loose.

Even though every time we listen back to any of the songs, it's like Josie has kryptonite on his computer because when he plays it, we literally melt and we deteriorate. It fucking sucks. And it took Drew 10 times to get that first bar right. Okay, 10 toes down challenge. I did the cinnamon challenge to In My Life. That shit, you know the video. No.

No. Oh, wait. Is it you rapping on IG Live? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me find it. I got that shit saved up here too. Hold on. I wonder if anybody... I guess... No, never mind. I was going to say, I wonder if anybody finds your page and follows you seriously and then sees your highlights, but your whole page is... Yeah. I did the cinnamon challenge to end my life. It didn't work, so I grabbed the knife.

-Kai cutting off. -Should we talk about the new AI models that came out that are really actually horrifying? -You and Kai can be men and talk about that kind of shit, but I'll sit here and-- -Girls just don't have the brains to do that. -Yes, I know. That's why I need AI. -You can't comprehend it. -Yes, they do. -No, they don't. -Yes, they do. -No, they don't. That's what nice guys think. Nice guys think girls have brains, but we don't. I'm literally a girl. -Girls want a mean guy.

the girls want assholes yeah those aren't assholes okay well sora ai just dropped um and we'll like insert a clip or two of like what it is creating and it's the most horrifying thing i've ever seen in my life and like i saw a bunch of other people talking about this and this was my first thought as well but like my biggest fucking fear ever in my life is like

going to prison for a crime I didn't commit. A crime was committed and I just somehow became a suspect and I go to jail. -Because you look like every other bitch. They would just see the person and be like, "That's Drew." -Oh, wow. -You have accounts dedicated to you. -Couldn't be me. -Yes, exactly. I'm different.

Okay. So your fear is going to down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was so bad that in high school when the drug dogs would come, I would like zip up my bag and hold it on the front of my chest because I was like literally so scared that someone was going to put their weed in my bag and I was going to be out of like a camera, like the cameras couldn't see. So I was just like horrified of it. But these AI models are so good now that like the videos like in some parts are like

so realistic that I actually couldn't tell if it was real or not. And then I had to go to the OpenAI Twitter account to see that they posted it. Like, because I thought people were just trolling and joking. And

Now all I can think about and all I'm freaked out about is someone making a deep fake video of me committing a crime that I didn't do and it is the evidence. Okay, but if that happened, if we live in that world, doesn't that mean that nothing online is like valid anymore? Imagine the porn.

Oh, also, yeah. One of the things that they did, OpenAI, they generated an infinite amount of big oiled up booty compilations. Oh, like twerking? Oh, that's good for us. Okay, actually, that's good. I'm pretty sure that's one of our top viewed episodes is twerked up booty twerking. Actually? Yeah, it's like oiled up booty twerking. I think so, just because the title goes so hard. Don't do that again.

Sorry. While you're thinking of the negatives, I'm thinking of the positives. I'm going to have AI generate me front row at the Chanel show sitting next to Anna Wintour having a conversation and then post it on my IG story with a heart and just tag Chanel and be very casual about it. And then people will circulate it and then Chanel will be like, oh, did you invite her? I don't remember inviting her, but we need to invite her next year because people love this video. Because look how viral this moment is. But,

my only saving grace for the Sora AI was I was like oh like yeah you can make these videos but like the sound doesn't exist they're not generating sound nope 11 labs now lets you describe a word or describe a sentence or a sound that you want to hear in a sentence and it'll fucking develop it it'll look at the video and mm-mm

Yeah, I think you can also just look at, yeah, it just watches the video and then it does it. You don't even have to use your words. We're over. We're over down. We're about to have 18 new TikTok artists who are making their music via that AI, the 11 Labs thing. And it's going to be the worst music you've ever heard. And it's going to do so well since TikTok took off. UMG. Okay, that's what no one's talking about. I remember when TikTok removed all that licensed music. I had said to somebody. Sorry, that was my fault.

Because you're greedy and you just want all the revenue to yourself. Yes, and I don't give it to the fucking artists. I don't give a fuck about the artists. It's about lining up my pockets and my pockets only. Honestly, respect. That's what a true CEO boss would do. You have now been demoted by lesser employees. But-

Because of that, I was saying to somebody, I think it was our manager. I was like, I'm so curious what all these TikTokers who, because even personalities on TikTok still kind of rely on that music to a certain aspect. Like everybody can survive without it for the most part. But so many people post like compilations of their years and like their days and day in the lives where they don't want to talk. They just want it to be a vibey video. If you just pay attention to some of the music people are using, it is the

worst music you've ever heard. Like people are mashing up like Britney Spears and Phoebe Bridgers just to get a vibe of both just to like feel something for their TikTok compilation. And it's some of the worst thing I've ever heard. And I think at this point, people are now just brain rotted and trying to ignore the fact that it's like your favorite creator talking about their day. But in the background, it's like can't be tamed and like 16 carriages mix. And it's just it sounds crazy.

That's why I signed my deal with Tidal because I didn't want my music to be taken off of TikTok. -I didn't even know about that. -I played my parts right. -What's Tidal? -It's Jay-Z's fucking streaming service. Hello. -He sold that for $350 million, by the way. I have not met a single person that has used Tidal once. -I will say when Tidal came out, I did use it because he released him and Beyonce's collab album. -Was it 777?

Or yeah, 777 was on there and their collab album I think was originally only on there. So you had to have it. But then obviously they were like, bitch, no one's getting this fuck. 444. We were thinking of just like other good luck and stuff like 777. I keep seeing numbers. Guys, I literally keep seeing the angels are coming. One of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet was the angels number thing. Like, bitch, you think like,

You seeing these numbers is like a sign like, "No, you're just on your phone 14 hours a day." -That's literally you. -I know. What's your screen time been at? Have you been better? Pretty good. Let's check.

-Yes, daily average is just four hours. -Well, let me see. Let me see. Today's Monday, so that doesn't really count. -It was eight hours and 33. In my defense, I left my phone playing TikToks, just the same TikTok for literally 45 minutes twice. Take an hour and a half away from that. -How did that happen?

Because I was like getting I was in the bathroom and I was in the bath and I was just like too lazy to get out of the bath That was two days ago actually so that's the tea on that and yesterday It was on my bed. Mine was 8 hours and 30 minutes too yesterday. And oh my god. I was nine hours last Sunday. Bad you're bad as fuck I was only three hours on Thursday because I was just like present. I literally have just only used my phone for 15 minutes Why is mine only two hours and 20 minutes though?

-It's the Fortnite and the 3D rendering. It's the Fortnite and the 3D rendering for me. -We need to check an updated count on how many hours I've spent on Fortnite. We need to look at that. -In the metaverse. -Actually, I haven't been playing as much as I used to. I've fallen off the past week. What did you say about butthole? Y'all, I watched Spider-Man across the Spider-verse and nobody's talking about that movie. -The first one? -No, the second one.

Oh, I saw the first one. You have to watch the second one. The second one is advanced. It is so insane. I started it on the plane and within the first five minutes, I was so tapped in, but it was the worst rendering ever because we were flying Alaska and the doors were about to be pulled off of the plane so the Wi-Fi couldn't be captured into that tube. It was...

So I waited till we got to the hotel and I watched it. The flight home from Maryland, I'm not kidding, was the plane was like three decades older than me. Like I'm not exaggerating. Like look at this. Look at this shit. Like I couldn't. There was no TV. There was no power outlets. There was a wall of carpet. There was literally. Tape on chairs.

Tape on chairs. It was falling apart at the seams. And then there was like the most 80s fucking carpet walls I've ever seen in my life. Also, okay.

- Humans are so insane because I was deep in REM sleep on that plane and we had the gnarliest turbulence I've felt in a minute because it was one of those like big drops and like continuous shakings and like another drop. And I woke up from it and I felt all the adrenaline in my body rushing immediately. Like I've never woken up and been so like, I was almost shaking with adrenaline because my brain was activated and like, okay, it's time to survive. It's time to survive.

I was actually shocked by that feeling because I was like, wow, maybe humans are meant to survive. No, that's literally all I think about is when I get fight or flight, I'm like, wait, actually, I'm not suicidal and I just actually want to live. That's the tea. Well, you know what it is? It's because it's like my eternal battle of

I will kill myself before anybody else kills me and that's one of those things where it's like, "Okay, bitch, that's my decision to make, like, you are not gonna fucking kill me." -You're gonna, like, kill yourself on the airplane before it crashes. -I'm not kidding. I literally-- If I sat there and I thought about the probability of whether I would survive that crashing, I would kill myself. I'm not about to spend the next five minutes terrified, like, are you kidding me? -I-- My biggest wish is I just hope it passes out. -But then how would I do it? I'm gonna blame-- Like, I just hope I pass out

before it happens. Like that's all I could think about is I was asleep and then like I was jolted awake and I was like, bro, if we're going to crash, just like let me sleep. Like literally please. But I did fall asleep immediately after. Once I detected no danger, I knocked the fuck back out. So maybe I'm not ready to survive because I could feel, I'm not kidding, I've never felt that. I could feel the blood rushing in my arms. Like it felt like I was Popeye and I ate spinach and I could feel my arms getting stronger like I was about to rip off the roof of the plane and jump out. Okay, also

Also, why don't they give us parachutes? Like, come on, stop playing with me. I'm gonna start traveling with a parachute. - They really do try to fucking save money and cut corners. They could give us parachutes. - But I guess also you have to be able to know how to use the parachute because I would jump out of that, activate my parachute too soon and get wrapped up in it. - Everyone would like, you killed eight people in a while. - Like I'd just fucking crash into the earth. - Yeah, they're saving us money. They're trying to take my money.

Did you guys see that someone crapped themselves at the K-pop award show? No. Oh, yeah. Wait, you brought that up like a few weeks ago. No, that was at the Taylor Swift concert. Oh. Someone like crapped all over themselves at the 2024 K-pop award show. Are you kidding me? Was it a star or was it a fan? I think it was a fan. Yeah, it says fan confessing to pooping their pants. And they had to stop performing because it smelled. Like the smell went all the way to the front.

- Oh my God. - That is so insane. - Sorry y'all. Sorry I ruined the K-pop awards. - Why did they poop themselves? Like were they holding their spaces? - Dude, it was literally, I was waiting in line for like hours and there was no bathroom. And then I ran to the front of the building to get the best seat in the house. And I just, if I had to either hop the barricade and go shit and pray they would let me come back and hop the barricade and get back in my spot, that's not fucking happening. So I was just like, I'm just gonna shit out of my skirt.

Oh, you know she was wearing a skirt. Like, you know that. What's crazy, too, is, like, to poop yourself by accident or, like, you can't hold it anymore. It has to be diarrhea so you know that shit's on. Like, such a gross conversation. Also, while we're talking about poop, we got to the airport at, like, 6 a.m. when we were leaving for Maryland. And I am not kidding. Or, yeah, when we were leaving Maryland.

I have never smelled that many morning shits in my life in that bathroom. I was like, y'all are fucking disgusting. In the girls' bathroom? Yeah. Oh, girls poop now. We got an update. That's impossible. Are you lying? We got an update. You know how Taco Bell did their Apple event? Women had an Apple event where we announced the new iOS update and we can poop now. Finally, our butts are useful. I just don't find that. Can we pause? Can we just take a break? Because I need...

-I just need to process that. -Do you like to digest that information? What the hell? Dude, if you guys are ever blessed enough to live with a woman, you might find that she poops a lot actually. I live with you. No, you don't. I don't let you sleep here anymore. More than a woman. Okay, so I drank for the first time. Since we're on a nasty fucking vibe,

We'll just go there. I drank for the first time in a very long time. One, I was in control and it was a vibe. I had a single margarita and then a second margarita at the party. I did not drink that much. What the fuck is it? You're talking about your poop.

but yeah yeah no no no um i drank for the first time it was a vibe whatever it felt so good that i've drank every day since all day long every day and it's to the point where like i wake up in the morning shaking and i all i do is have a beer and i feel better like so that might be a problem that's what i do it's actually like a vibe um

But yeah, I realized I'm old as fuck the day I drank. Like I realized I was like, I'm an old man. And I was having a conniption fit about it before. I was like, literally like vouch for me. I was, I came in here after like freaking the fuck out of my bedroom. Cause I was like, oh, I'm like 26 and like a week. Like that's not that deep. I have to get my own insurance. I don't care. But then I thought about it and I was like, I'm 27 in a year. And I was like, oh,

Like I can't be making poop jokes at 27. He hasn't even met 26 and he's sitting around. He was like the whole day. He was like, guys, I'm going to be 27 in a year. And I was like, technically in a year, you're going to be 26. And then we went to this party and I was like mustache old guy on the dance floor. Like, and it was so scary boots. What's funny is I don't think there was like,

We were definitely amongst the younger crowd there because it was kind of shockingly like a lot of older people there. But I also felt that there was a moment where I was looking around. I was like, okay, I'm like 25 at this party right now. Like something about this feels funky. But the party was cute as fuck. Yeah, it was super fun. But I am so insecure about my age now, which is like not even a bad age.

because i know bitches hate when we talk about our age because they're like y'all swear you're old wait people actually talk about that yeah people have been like and you talk like she's like 42 sometimes and she's literally 24 but i think they mean that when i'm talking about life experiences and being serious which is actually so rude because you don't know my fucking story bitch and you never fucking will and i bet you wish you knew me on a deeper level but you just will never know me and

And that's where that hate comes from. That's where the anger inside comes from. My anger is my story. No, no, no. I thought you meant my anger. I was like, it does come from my story. The ops. But yeah, I felt old. Also, are you not going to talk about your experience the next day, which proves that your body just rejects alcohol? Oh, yeah, yeah. I forgot. So I...

drank for the first time like I I consider that like real drinking like it's not binge drinking but it was like like it was more than a fucking sip of alcohol or like a quarter of a shot like that was that was like I had two full drinks and it was a fucking vibe and

I came home and was the most like nosh after I had the first drink I was extremely nauseous like it was tequila so like my every time I drink tequila like especially on an empty stomach it feels like I have ulcers in my fucking stomach and like it feels like my stomach is like tying itself in knots and it just cramps and it hurts.

I wasn't doing that, but I was like super nauseous. I got over that quickly. It didn't help that our car ride to the party was the most jolting car ride I've ever been in. Like it felt like it broke my neck. My neck has been hurting since we've gotten in that car. Yeah. And then got home after having the second drink and I was so nauseous. Like I felt fine. And then all of a sudden, like a wave of nausea hit me that I haven't felt since the last time I drank like this.

I just like immediately retired to bed. I like had food. I couldn't even think about eating it. Like I brought it to my room just in case I like woke up and was like, okay, I need to eat food. But like I just couldn't even like fathom eating a meal right then. And then I went to sleep. I fell asleep almost immediately. It was actually really nice. And then I woke up at 3.30 in the morning with like

painful nausea like I it was like it hurt so bad it was like the type where you're like sweating and cold and like like

sticky and it just was horrible feeling like it was like my clothes were wet i was like cold sweating and then i went to the toilet and fucking projectile vomited everywhere and i it didn't help it literally did not help it and i was like girl what the fuck and then i went back to sleep and woke up and thankfully i it was to the point where i was like oh i have like flu type a or some shit like i'm over like it's i'm down bad like i can't believe your body can't feel anything other than the

subpar normal at rest set because Drew will be like subpar normal well because you're always in some sort of pain so you're never just normal there's always something to talk about I do always something lingering it's always like I do have black mold I'm like not getting enough oxygen like something something is always happening so you won't let hypoxia go ever that was the craziest thing you've ever

No, it was probably the most advanced thing I ever said and they probably wrote theses and papers about it You're the first human to self-diagnose yourself with hypoxia Like I'm pretty sure you have to get tested to see your oxygen intake. I have a tester Yeah, I was gonna say my dermatologist has the same thing and she won't let you sit in that room unless you're taking over 95% of my oxygen intake but

Yeah, you had that and then I just also felt like shit and then yesterday we were both dead and brain rotted and we're just old now. So you guys might not have us for much longer. At the party there was, yeah literally, you're over. This is over. At the party there was Top Hat Lady that I thought was like, literally I thought she was like this evil overlord because she was talking to like all these people and was like, like it looked like the conversations were super intense and like really long and like

There were people that we knew and I was just like, who is this lady? Yeah, like, do they need help? Should we interrupt this conversation? And then, like, my conspiracy brain started spiraling and I was like, oh, like, this, like, is, like, adrenochrome. Like, she's, like, trying to get these kids to eat, like, stem cells or some shit. Like...

giving me crazy energy and then we went inside I ignored it then we went back outside like an hour and a half later and she was berating and yelling at another person and I was like oh fuck like this is actually like an evil person like two hours and she was on the same couch just talking to someone different I'm not trying to flex here but they were famous people like that's that's an important part of this conversation we were like what is she doing to them why won't she leave them alone

And then I was nosy and I was like, okay, I need to know what the fuck is her vibe. So we sat on like a stoop right next to her because I was like, I need to hear it. And then I heard her say some shit about, and that's what I see in your future. And I turned around and the bitch was a tarot card reader. And I literally thought she was trying to get these kids to shoot up adrenochrome or like some shit. And we were like, guys, we need to help them. We need to help them. Bitch, they were literally getting their tarot cards read. And then I was like,

wanting to get mine read but I didn't I want to go to a fucking psychic so goddamn bad like but it's not it's obviously like literally not in my cards because it would have happened if like it was meant to happen like I genuinely believe that like I'm not supposed to get my cards read because it's gonna tell me I'm gonna fucking die or some shit I don't know if I believe in it but I will say the last time I got my cards read they were really on point like everything that they said was gonna happen was

But then in my head, I'm like, I'm the kind of bitch you can't tell me some shit because I'll just like do it. Like you can't tell me, oh, this is going to happen because I'm like, yeah, I'm going to make that happen faster. How about that? Like, because you're not about to tell me what's going to happen in my fucking life because it's my life, you crazy bitch. And then I just do it. So part of me, I wish I believed in like,

psychics and tarot cards and like zodiac signs and stuff but I'm just the kind of crazy person that if you tell me it's gonna happen I just make it happen we are the daughters of the witches they didn't burn like that's literally me like what me putting on that on my tumblr should have been a sign like that's a sign for what like you being crazy or straight oh have you seen that little hippie girl on tiktok that like cosplays okay well I wrote a couple things that I thought were funny um

Me when my phone dies is that girl. Me when I recycle a bottle at the airport. Me when I intentionally don't grab a plastic lid for my cup. Me when I use a tote bag. That's the energy. That's how I feel when I go to the grocery store and I don't put any of my produce in the plastic bags. I just put them in the cart because I'm going to walk in anyway. Literally. That's the craziest thing ever is putting your-

produce in those little plastic bags. Like that shit is always so annoying to me. Like having to get rid of all the plastic bags when I get home. Do y'all get me? Or am I just like a really good person? But I'm not putting mine in the cart because those are covered in like baby diaper poo. That's why I put it in the cart. Yeah. For immunity. That's weird. That's weird. It's like how you let like kids like you let dogs like lick your kids so that they build immunity. I don't know.

You know what I realize I'm going to start doing or not start doing, but when I have children, what I'm going to do is by then I'll be living on like a farm with like the Appalachian mountains in the background. And like, it's like forested woods or like the Parisian countryside. And there's just like forests behind my house. After breakfast every single day, I'm going to tell my kids to get the fuck out of the house and go and explore that forest. And they're not allowed to come in until 5 p.m.

And I'm going to say, build your fucking fort. Like, I'll give you a sandwich and some fucking chips and a soda pop or whatever. We'll probably have like. Soda pop? Not even water? No, hell no. They'll have to drink creek water. I'm not kidding. Like, we need to start like sending kids outside again. We're down bad. Because look what happens. Look what happens. Yeah, I wasn't allowed outside after the age of like 13. All right. Should we do Psyop Corner? Yeah.

Drew sigh changing it He's like edging us like Now fuck Do that don't do that It smells like gas Kai comes into our house and says oh it smells like shit today or oh, it's so fucking dirty in here Oh

I'm not even going to get into this. I'll never forget sand falling out of your shoe. You can say whatever you want about the gas leak. I don't think that happened. I don't know what you're talking about. Say whatever you want about the gas leak, but we have a clip of sand falling out of your fucking shoe. Square, almost frog-like toe detail. Akai, there's sand falling out of your shoe. There's something that literally fell out of your sneaker. Sand on Akai's shoe. That was excellent. It was the only thing.

That's crazy. You are literally like disappearing on camera. That canon of the podcast goes crazy. Okay, well, let's get into the side up corner. What the fuck is LGBTQ plus? Question mark, question mark, question mark. Y'all got gay premium? Paramount plus? Right, right. Damn, now that I'm rereading these back, these fucking suck. Bad. Bad.

-Just go. -I finally realized why y'all got belly button piercings. It's so y'all can hang an air freshener over that musty ass . -That's a good one. -Girls with low iron be like, "Big thing's coming." Yeah, a fall. -That's you. -I know, literally. I had to brace myself yesterday. -I need to faint soon.

I can make that happen. Fainting is very feminine. Yeah, right? Such a feminine activity. Only girls should faint. I did write down things that I think Inya did find icky, like icks of things that I do that Inya has told me. I'll just do these real quick and then we'll get to them. Nope, that's it.

Okay. I was just going to say God knew what he was doing not giving me a vagina because that shit would have been ran through. A vagina. Yeah. Like it would have been fucked. Ew. No, I don't want to do the X. Okay. Why? Okay. This is what Drew thinks I find icky about him.

and his ex for me walking on rocks barefoot and my feet hurting from it wearing red shoes meal prepping treading wading through water no that is that's what i was saying like imagine dating a man and watching him like walk through water like that is so embarrassing um hula hooping swim goggles or flip flops

Tying hoodie around waist that has always grossed me out. Like I think it's like she's like I'm not even kidding I think it's a vibe. It has never been chic. No. The way Kai does it is like kind of cunty. No I like when you do it over the shoulder. That gets a pass. Around your hips is crazy but I think that even about women like even if there was a fine ass girl who I was like oh my god I need her. Let her take that zip up off and wrap it around her waist. I'm literally gonna fucking rip it in half. Like I'm gonna use my teeth to tear it up and leave her with scraps.

Walking down a hill when I have to cough because water goes down the wrong pipe. Jumping at a concert.

And having a food allergy. Yeah. Food allergies are really embarrassing. Dude, it's so funny that you said that because literally yesterday I was doing something and I immediately like, I was like, oh my God, Enya would find this like a male ick. I was like reaching up to get fiber cereal in my kitchen and I was like getting on my tippy toes and I had to like jump and like barely grasp it. Ew.

And you let out a little moan. Just starve at that point. Just don't fucking eat. Just don't do it. It's not worth it. It'd be different if we were back to climbing trees and shit, but jumping to a cabinet? No. That is embarrassing. To get food, to get carbs. Ew, even someone getting a stool. That is so embarrassing. Just leave it up there.

-He is Ix of us of the week. -I'm trying to think what else. -What have I done recently that you were like, "You didn't even say anything to me because you don't want to hurt my feelings," but you were like, "Why the fuck did he say or do that?" Everything I say, you literally are like, "You are actually insane." -I can't think of anything specific that you've done that's like, "Ix'd me out recently." -Good.

Yeah, no, I can't think of anything. The one thing you do that- Not a lot of people can think of anything. Oh, no, because I just thought of one. The one thing he does that icks me out, but it's like because I feel like I'm standing in a room with my child is when you're like leaving the hotel when the door hit your hip and you're like, oh, this is going to ruin my fucking day. This is going to ruin my whole fucking day. Like when he goes into spouts like that, I literally ignore it because it icks me out. And I know that if I even interact with him, I'm like, oh my God, are you okay? He's like, no, I'm literally not. Like, I'm not okay. Like, stop. Oh, my God.

Well, you do the same thing sometimes. Well, I'm a girl.

-I'm literally a fucking mess. -It icks me out a little bit too. No, but that door was like 86,000 pounds and I fucking-- I was walking out and it hit my hip and it bruised me. It literally caused actual-- -That's also an ick, like a man having a hip bruise. What are you doing? -Closing the drawer with my hip. That is me. I will shut the refrigerator with my fucking hips. That's not icky. I don't give a fuck. -No, use your foot, like using your hip. -Yes.

Something that I do that is icky to me is I will literally instead of taking the drink out of the refrigerator, I will just sit in the refrigerator and drink the soda and then put it back, then walk away and then come back like five minutes later and have another sip. That's not necessarily an ick, but it's more of like, like, just take the soda out of the refrigerator. Like.

Like, literally, what am I doing? He's like wasting energy. So you want to leave the door open. Yeah, fuck it. Fuck it. All right, media of the week. My media is John Water movies. Did I say that last week? Probably. I don't think I did because I don't think we've recorded since I went to the exhibit. Because I think I went on Saturday. I watched almost every John Waters movie ever. And he is so good. And you'll watch six movies in 48 hours. List them. I know. I watched...

Whoa. I like, I hate that letterbox. I'll like, like a movie, but it won't show what the hell I watched. Like, hello? Wait, let me see. Someone help. Films? Okay, just say fucking movies, bitch. Why is this app saying films? That's what I'm saying. Watched Crybaby, Serial Mom, A Dirty Shame, Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse, Polyester. I re-watched Jojo Rabbit and I watched the Blackberry movie. Um.

And my favorite was the Spider-Man movie and Serial Mom. Serial Mom by John Waters is one of the best movies. And I feel like if it came out now, it would be a blockbuster hit because it's so funny. And I hate that nobody talks about how good the Spider-Man across the Spider-Verse is. Like, I feel like I'm the first person to talk about, like, what a good movie that is. It just, like, deserves its flowers. That's my tea. I watched this film. It only had, like...

fucking views but it was two guys naked wrestling and penetrating each other it was really beautiful actually you said that was a film that's my it's my bit

Oh, have you said that before? He said it last week. Did you actually? Wait, you don't remember that? No, I literally don't. Yes, he said that his movie of the week was like two guys fucking and I was like, oh my God, that's crazy. I saw that in the recommended of my movie. Dude, that is like fucking me up right now. That is crazy. No, I think it was last week I was telling my friend a joke and then they cracked up and

And then I just realized it was a bit that you guys said on the podcast. That's good. That's good. Keep our legacy going. Yeah. Because I won't be here much longer. I watched this Zach Galifianakis animated movie that came out in the peak of...

pandemic and I literally did not hear a single fucking word about this movie and I guarantee when they were making and releasing this shit that if the pandemic happened it probably would have been a blockbuster but no one fucking knows about it and no one has ever heard about it and it was so high budget and it was like

It was actually kind of sweet and good. And there was like some interesting commentary on it, like about like kids with like cell phones and not being able to make friends anymore. And I watched that and was like having an existential crisis thinking about the pandemic and how it ruined a lot of culture. But it also like did so much. Like this podcast. That's what me and Josh were talking about the other day or yesterday when we were talking about AI was like,

Like, I feel like it's net neutral at this point because like a lot of people, like, especially with this news, like Sora, like AI shit that's coming out, like a lot of people who don't realize that they have a creative bone in their body and like, don't,

are scared of how difficult it is to create a video or create a short film or create a movie or create a cartoon or whatever it is, might realize that they have creative bones in their body and we might see a renaissance of creativity. Yeah, it's like with everything. We'll get a bunch of good stuff and we'll get a bunch of really bad stuff, but all the bad stuff is worth it because then we get this podcast and things like that out of it, out of all the bad stuff. You don't know it feels good until you feel bad. Wow. Wow.

Shut the fuck up. My music media of the week is Goodbye Horses by Q Lazarus, Silverline by Sheermag, Caroline Goodbye by Colin Blundstone, and Waterloo Sunset the Kinks.

Wow. I'm trying to think of that fucking movie. It was called like Rob with a Probe. Ron's gone wrong. Yeah, Ron. Wait, I kind of hate it when Rob has a probe. What's the probe, Rob? You're fucking annoyed. Yala, M-I-A, Bring the Noise, M-I-A, Sexodus, M-I-A, The Weekend. Actually, no, Exodus.

Yeah, right. Vince Staples. I re-listened to that song after seeing the Vince Staples show. And I was like, or not seeing it, but watching it behind y'all's shoulder. And I was like, damn, like, this is a banger. And it always will be. Brazil, Cornelius. I'll give y'all Noah's Ark, Coco Rosie. The skin of my yellow country teeth. Clap your hands. Say yeah. Oh, that's a banger. What is that? Oh, yeah.

Well, we're going to get, you can't play that. Just sing it. Go ahead, sing it. Let me hear the words. Oh. No. All right. Thanks for listening, guys. You are amazing. Thank you so much. Love you. Oh, she's gone. Oh.