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to me everything means nothing to me um welcome back to emergency intercom i'm like oh it feels like we haven't recorded in like a month but it's literally because we haven't recorded in a month we've just been putting out stacked episodes for you guys so this feels new and fresh feels exciting i feel good oh wait what is it
all right well i got back from korea like three days ago and i'm not gonna fucking talk about my trip that's it they don't deserve that yeah like you think oh guys good really good news like my last note was just w-a-g-n-e but i think i was trying to make i was really high and trying to make a joke to uh
Josh that was not flying that you would have loved but we were watching the cut videos We were like binging the cut and you believe videos and we were cracking up But I think it was because I was like so high that I was making a joke about literally everything that happened and we were Cracking up together about it
And this guy, I think his name was like Wagner and Cosmo. And then I turned to Drew. Cosmo and Wanda ain't slick. And he was just like, what? And I was like,
Because if you changed-- if you turned the D up-- and I, like, wrote it out to, like, Trillium, I was like, "If you turn the G upside down, it was a D, and then if you moved it with the N, it's like Cosmo and Wanda." Yeah, well, Cosmo and Wanda literally are not slick, like, no one's talking about that, like, Cosmo and Wanda-- Cosmo and Wanda, like, that's crazy. Like, this is insane, guys, and nobody is talking about it. Yeah, I mean, I also see Cosmo and Wanda with the vase and your edibles.
I don't have those. I don't take those. Yeah, true, true. But yeah, I just got back from Iceland and then I went to Croatia for a few days. I don't remember any of that happening. And then I went to Austria to film a couple movies. Are you even allowed to say that? Yeah, and then I had a pit stop in...
Louisiana for a week and I was filming down there very special project. Texas Louisiana yeah is that yeah she like names a bunch of places. Hot Sauce in My Bag yeah yeah I don't know if that's the same song My Daddy Alabama Mama Louisiana yeah makes that Texas hey get a Texas Alabama us us us
uh the beyonce concert hey yeah yeah yeah should i jump on stage and try to hug beyonce yeah i was i was at um i forgot what concert i was at but it was a taylor swift concert and i was like front row and she was singing
What song was it? I forget. Yeah, yeah. And I like jumped on stage. That was you? Yeah, and grabbed her ankle. What the fuck, dude? You shouldn't do that. Like... I was showing my love. No, but like as you grow older and you see those kind of things and you start to realize that like that's not just like, oh, like cute fan behavior. It's like you're a grown ass man. You shouldn't be like running after a woman. I'm 16. Okay, but like... I'm 16. Yeah, in dog years. But like...
No, but I was talking to Inya about that specific incident and I was like, holy shit, growing up you'd see something like that, like Bjork getting attacked on stage or something and I didn't think a second thought about it. I was like, ooh, that sucks. Or like a paparazzi photo, like someone being weird in a paparazzi thing. And I was like, ooh, that's weird, but I wouldn't really think much about it. But then I saw Taylor Swift get attacked on stage and I was like,
Oh my fucking God. Like that is scary. Literally people need to like stop harassing. Like, no, like that's like something I've been thinking about is like when men need to stop harassing women. Oh my God. Wow. Oh wow. Yeah. I didn't think about it like that, but I think we should put a stop to that. Yeah. I think it's like really important, but it's going to be like a bill that gets put into place. So it won't have action for another two years. It has to go through like,
all the way the the motions like you know how it is um i was gonna say something right after that and i fully forgot so i guess it doesn't fucking matter and i don't know why i'm mentioning that i was gonna say something because i have nothing to say yeah you're fucking with the flow of the podcast sorry sorry you're fucking with the vibes i'm just gonna get on my phone okay here's my every time we pick up our phone it's to look at our i know it really does look
It makes me so insecure because it looks like I can't be off my phone for longer than an hour. And I swear to God, I just open the notes app and pull it up and scroll through how many I have. I watched like a CGI breakdown of that movie. And like, obviously it's Avatar. So it's going to be groundbreaking and completely revolutionized like CGI forever. But like that scene of him on the rock, he was amazing.
acting alone like at the end of the movie I don't know if you've seen it but like he wasn't acting with anybody and they like added that character in afterwards and he was dragging like a bag up that rock the rock was real but the water everything else was all fake it was crazy like that movie is like so insane the water physics in that movie alright so maybe I overstepped maybe he's like a good actor but he's no like Meryl Streep like you should have put Meryl Streep on that fucking rock and let's see what we would have got that was um the kid Leroy
Really? It really is. Wow. He starts emoting and, like, floating around with a song. This awful Fortnite fucking event. I'd do the same thing that I ever would. And so do I change. Even though I never said I would. Kid LAROI literally confuses the fuck out of me. Kid LAROI falls under Ed Sheeran to me where I'm like, who is listening to this? No, I fully agree. It's giving, like, Youngblood energy. Actually, I understand who listens to Youngblood, but, like, I fully agree, like...
Is he Australian? Like, how did he blow up so fast? I don't know. Well, I know Mother's Day already passed, but I'm going to be the one to say it. Is your stomach twerking? As somebody with a complicated mother story, enough. Oh, actually, this year I didn't see any and I was so grateful. Enough with the backhanded ass. Oh, like...
Like, and for those of you who don't have a mother, like don't fucking go and post your hot ass mom and photos of her from when she was a teenager up until now. And like all the love she's given you for like 15 story slides in a row. And then the last thing is like, and if you don't have a mother, these are for you. And it's fake flowers. Like, I don't fucking want to see that. I just want to see your hot mom. Yeah. I want to see your mom's fucking knockers on the beach. Um,
What? No, but I feel like it's all done, like, really with, like, the most purest of intentions. And I don't even think they've realized it yet. But in a couple years, they will realize that, like, oh, maybe... I don't know, because...
I don't know. I'm sure there are some people who do find it, like, but I'm just a cunt and I'm like, "Bitch, don't fucking do that." Like, don't-- but you know what it is? It's like the mix. It's like, "Selfie with my mom, with my mom today, my mom when she was 10, my mom when she was 15, my mom now, oh my god, my mom is awesome." Oh... Yikes, so you don't have one? So, I've come to the realization that you probably don't have a mom. Oh my god, this is so awful. I'm really sorry.
Back to my mom. And then it was just like back to hot moms. But it is lit because you get to see all the friends who are going to be really hot when they're old. So you get to keep an eye on them and be like, damn, I'm going to have sex with you when we're 80. So you're literally grooming children? Enya's grooming like 25 year old people. Enya's grooming 30 year olds. I'm grooming somebody starting at the age of 30. I'm like, damn, in 30 years you're still going to be hot. Like we got to keep this going. I don't know.
If anyone has actually heard about this yet, and it's something that like I'm kind of really passionate about right now. But have any of y'all heard of Bored Ape Yacht Club? I just bought one. Oh, that's the NFT thing that was like happening like three years ago. I think it's new, actually. I just bought one like a couple of days ago. How much did you buy it for? $27,000. Oh my God, Drew.
- Have you looked up how much? No, have you looked up how much those things are worth now? - It's a good price. - Yeah, I got it on sale.
Dude, have you ever thought about what is it? So this is a thing already. Dude, it's like gone. It's like they covered up the murals for it. Like no more entry to clubs for free. The stickers on the parking meters are peeling off. They're like peeling. The QR code. What do you get? Do you get like a bunch of stuff? No, you literally just get like a digital painting, like a picture online. Oh, so you get like a physical painting? Yeah, do you get mail to you at least? No, it's all online. It's literally just code.
Oh, so it's like if you, like, Googled, like, the Mona Lisa and you looked at it kind of odd? Kind of, yeah. But even less because the Mona Lisa is a real thing. But I own it. I own it. It's written in the code. It's I own it. It's written in the code. Like, you can't screenshot it because, like, you don't own that screenshot. I own it. But if I have the screenshot on my phone and you don't know I have it, I have it. Also, they promised me, like, sex bot versions of it coming out soon. Oh, okay.
Which now that I'm saying that out loud is kind of weird. Yeah. Because I don't want that. Really. It sounds like that was kind of like the lead reason of why you bought it. Yeah, it seems like that's why you bought it. Do you know if it's worth anything now? You should look it up. I think it, yeah, I'll look. I think it's gone up in price. Yeah, let's take a look at the most recent price. I'm going to assume it's like, what? Yeah, it's gone up.
How's it going up? What did it say? What was the number? Because you said you bought it for $27,000. So how much is up now? What's the number, Drew? Okay, well, I'm going to say the number. It isn't, and it's not $1,700. I mean, that's still pretty impressive. I thought you were going to say zero. So you're making...
It's like you spent $26,000 for fun. I just said it wasn't that number, so... Are you freaking out? You seem like you're freaking out. Like, you lost a lot of money. I just lost the fucking down payment on the house. I just lost our double mortgage. Hey, can I get anything here with this? I'm going to start going to the mom and be like, um... Can I pay with this? Do you, like... Does anybody here want this? Like, what's the vibe? I feel like in certain places, people will be like, holy shit, you have one? But that's like...
In Arkansas, where it takes like 18 million years for any like data collection to start moving that way. It's people who still fucking use like Instagram Reels as their main source. Like they're like 10 years behind TikTok. The NFT thing was a huge Reels people thing. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Hold on. Huh? Thank God.
I'm sure a lot of y'all have noticed we don't have many ads anymore and you're probably thinking, wow, oh my God, I feel so bad for them. They deserve ads. But we're doing our job. You're not doing your job. You need to fucking subscribe and engage with me or I will never do my job again. I like, I can't believe I miss reading ads. I like, I miss the taste. I came out of nowhere. I didn't see that coming. I don't give a fuck about you, her, y'all.
Oh my god. You almost hit my hat off. Okay? And then what? Like what? Doesn't fucking matter. You guys know that this isn't normal to treat each other like- Oh what? That's our normal. Is that- That was our new- That was weird. That was the new normal. Yeah, that's the new normal. You got up without saying anything and then he just said that he hated you and then you came back and slapped him and now you're just fine. Are you mad at me? No. Exactly. Like what? What?
People love to project onto us. I'm not sensitive. Listen, we run things and we make it work. Okay? They're going to say in the comments that I'm right. Oh, you think they're going to side with you?
No, they won't. I've been so, so, so down bad emotionally and like, I mean, even physically, like I've just like kind of deteriorated. I'm like rotted bitch. I'm a rotted ass bitch right now. And it's so bad that I've watched literally every single episode of Young Sheldon in two weeks. I don't know what that is.
It's Big Bang Theory spinoff of him when he was a little kid. Holy shit. Yeah, I know. It's really bad. And now my ear, this ear is ringing and it's like kind of scaring me.
- The thing is, Drew has always been down to watch really bad TV shows. - It's not that bad. - Like, I'm not even kidding. - I love bad TV. - He literally will be like, "Oh, I just finished 18 seasons of Martha and Me." And I'm like, "What the fuck is Martha and Me?" And he's like, "Oh, it's the show about these two older ladies who get their kickback." Like, that's...
What's that one show you're watching? It was literally two old ladies who were like, we've got our spunk back. It was their husbands. Their husbands cheated on them with each other. So their husbands were gay. That's actually an unironically good show. Like, I'll go to the grave. It's a good concept. Yeah, their husbands were gay and cheating on them for like 40 years of their marriage. They got together. So the two women that were left by their husbands moved into their beach home together and like kind of just like existed and it re...
going back or whatever the fucking word is is going back into the dating pool and like just experiencing life as like single women after like 40 years it's actually really fucking good but it's called will and will will and grace grace and will grace and william i don't fucking know will and grace you're talking about willing grace no i think it's i don't i think that's the wrong show hold on it's like frankie and yeah yeah frankie and grace and grace yeah yeah yeah yeah but that's like that's
that's like so I started the show How I Met Your Mother and it's like amazing it's phenomenal no I do watch TV shows that no one's ever heard of or ever spoken about ever and I no one's ever talked about that show you're talking about Young Sheldon like I feel like it's pretty big no the Frankie and Grace Grace and Frankie like I've never seen anyone be like god I just finished this it was amazing I think it has one in Emmy
I think. That doesn't mean much. Yeah, true. Dude, I'm imagining the Netflix employees looking at the analytics of who's watching it. And they're like, 99% of our viewers are 68 and over. But there's 1%. There's one little sliver and it's true. And then they go into his account and he's watching like Young Sheldon. Yeah, okay. That actually makes a lot of sense. The crossovers there. And then I also have been watching Working Moms.
terrible show terrible acting um but it's addicting like you i like what it is is i fall in love with the characters like i fall i love watching the character growth and like people learning lessons like it just you don't see that in the real world because everyone's a i should say if you go out in the real world and meet people you might find that you fall in love with characters in real life i see no
Drew likes to, you like to microdose your reality so that each time it says potent when it gives you serotonin. Yeah, exactly.
That's what I did last night. We went to the Death Grips concert. Big, long time coming for me. And I'm glad I got to see them live. And it was everything I wanted and more. However, I experienced a level of ear damage that I was fully not prepared for. Like, you know, when you leave a concert and you're kind of by the speaker and it's like really loud, you leave it and there's like that faint like
buzzing and it's kind of muffled and it's just like oh I shouldn't have done that I should wear earplugs to the next concert I go to it was completely different like specifically my right ear which was facing the monitor the whole show or most of the show like the the ringing was like crunchy and faded and deep and I could like feel it like deep inside my head like in the back and I was like
oh I actually really did cause like permanent ear damage and this ear I can already feel it like fucking going out and like just ringing and shit but yeah it was fan fucking tastic and I was really scared to be in that environment because I was like I don't want to be like fucking pushed and punched and bleeding but like
They're really respectful. Like, people that go to those shows are, like, hella respectful, I think. It also, like, stays in, like, the centerfold. Yeah. It's like, if you get sucked in, then there's no problem. You're done. I saw a dude who lost his shoe. Like, he came out of the pit. After, like, the second song. Yeah, and he didn't have his shoe, and his friend was cracking up and, like, making fun of him.
Yeah. It was also really funny watching everybody leave the pit, like, literally looking like they just jumped into the pool fully clothed, like, sweating their asses off with, like, a traumatized... And, like, so disoriented. Yeah, like, a traumatized, like, come-and-see-ass, like, face, like, literally PTSD, like... Like, ears ringing, like, flashbang. Like, yeah, it was awesome to just people watch, too. It was super cool. It was the first, like... Because I don't know that...
It felt like it was the closest I've been to being at like a punk or a hardcore show. Yeah, same. I said that to some like the random girl who I talked to out loud. She's like, this isn't that though. And I was like,
I feel like that community is very protective of her. No, it was a girl who wasn't a fan of Death Grip. She was a girl who went because her boyfriend was a huge fan and she walked out. She was like, I think I might go get a merch because he's so happy to be here. And then I was like, yeah, you should do that. That'd be sweet. And then we were just talking about the show and I was like, yeah, I don't listen to much hardcore punk or just any super heavy music like this anymore. So it's really interesting to be back in it and seeing it live. Yeah.
And then she was like, I don't think this is like punk or hardcore or anything like that, though. And I was like,
I feel like it's pretty hardcore. I was like, okay. But then we just had a moment of silence. I was like, yeah, I guess. Because I was like, what am I supposed to say now? Like, oh, sorry, fuck. I'm sorry. Because he was like, what I heard in the car wasn't like that. But then I was like, but you literally were just standing in there and it's like fully drummed borderline screamo happening inside. The craziest thing is like, this just stemmed another thought, is like looking at
like rap shows like and you know like during a rap show when you hear all the white kids going like you know what I'm talking about like they like get into it a lot what I realized is concerts for like
white boys suburbia are just mass stimming events. Like they go to just like stim together. Like, because that's all that is. Same with hardcore shows. That's a fight club. Yeah. It's basically just fight club. For real. Like we don't talk about stimming at fight club. Yeah, I haven't seen that movie, so I'm like...
Bro, I thought you were one of the boys. I thought you were one of the freaking boys. I started that movie and fell asleep. Bro, no. I literally could have told you that you didn't see Fight Club because you're a little girl. Was that Casey? Yeah. Oh. Dude, it's the most silent entry I've ever heard in my life. I know. That was elite. That was actually elite. Yeah.
You were like hobbling down the hallway. Oh, it's because you're carrying something. It literally from the back looked like your hands were tied and you were being like dragged out to death. Big moment crossover episode. This is huge. Whoa, when worlds collide. The universes are colliding. Um, well, I... What the hell? Oh my god. Sorry, I didn't think that would upset him, but it like upset him really bad, so he needs a moment. Oh, because you didn't hear the front door close. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it was the most silent entry into the house. Because it's normally loud as fuck. Um...
They're like wrestling. That's not wrestling, babe. Oh, oh my God. Well, I wish it was like 1829 and cheating was just something for like 10 villagers to talk about because now cheating is like an Instagram marathon. It's like everybody on the ground was gonna- Wait, re-say that, re-say that.
I wasn't like paying attention, like not even trying to be funny because I wanted to hear it. I love when you talk about like people cheating. I said I wish it was like 18, like 29 or something again when someone cheating on someone was just like gossip for 10 villagers and then it kind of stopped there. But now it's like IG content for the masses and people are like, someone so cheated on me, like boo.
You saw the video of the girl laughing in her boyfriend's face. Oh, I did see that, but that's not what sparked that. What sparked that was I was watching Little Woman. And I could never say that
word woman woman little woman like plural little women women women women women i literally can't say it victor women yama that's like a known thing though you know that i like i always say woman like and she says volume in women like turn up the value women the value women she's is that how you say it women yeah yeah okay um i saw that movie and then you said it so many times there's not necessarily cheating in it
necessarily change the meaning of the word like cheating could happen and who cares because bitch you have one neighbor every fucking 18 acres like who gives a fuck is that a movie or a show that's a movie you haven't seen that is that the greta gerwig one yeah oh have you not seen that no i don't give a fuck about that movie that's good you should see it is it actually good actually it's so good yeah i saw i take that back i do want to see it and i do give a fuck about it because i don't want to be attacked when i saw it the first time i did really like it but like
i was just like this is a good movie but this time it made me so sad wait hold on is it the one based a long time ago like the victorian era yeah let me see i don't know if you've seen it because i saw it alone with orion when i first saw it we went to the movies it's like girls in colonial times yeah and timothy chalmette chalamet
he looks good in that he's a in that i haven't seen it no it's really good that's where it's like i want to be more i'm more than a just a woman i'm more than a lover i want to make things yeah whatever joe you can make sandwiches
Oh my God. Period. What's wrong with you? Period. But that movie made me so fucking tired. But no one cheats in that movie, but it did have me thinking about cheating. Oh, nice. Yeah. When I say shit like that... I've been thinking about that, actually. Don't think about that. When I say shit like that, that's like...
really misogynistic and evil um it just reminds me of this comment where someone was like i really like her on the podcast but that boy just has like seventh grade humor that just isn't funny like edgy seventh grade humor that isn't funny and it like is that was seared into my brain forever and i was like i'm more advanced than that like there's layers to this shit there's literal layers it's always either that
that comment are like he's really funny she's just fucking annoying it's like girl you don't enjoy being alone with yourself because everybody in your life makes you feel shameful for being a woman and that's okay but do not put that on me oh shit grow the fuck up because once you're 24 you're gonna look back at those kind of comments to be like damn i was misogynistic
never forget my my ex being like yeah she's on her feminism shit or whatever right now oh my god and then getting into being a feminist then getting feminist books for my birthday that's so funny one of them actually was really good it was like um a writer for i don't remember what show but it was like a
fuck i have to i can't remember but it's like a screenwriter and her talking about um how big of a shift there was in like the late 2010s of or like the late 2000s before the 2010s of like more female writers getting into positions where like they were writing female characters and like it was actually a really good book but that's the other one i didn't read because it was like 10 laws of feminism that's bitch that i was actually written by one of those women in the early 2000s okay i always
get that vibe because you're like very like well-rounded I'm a good boy and you say misogynistic things but like only for fun yeah yeah yeah
It's all fun and games at the end of the day because we're all gonna die. Dating a singer is... You might as well be dating somebody from fucking Hollywood fix because you're about to be gossiped about. Like, you're dating a gossiper because you're about to listen to that next song and it's gonna be like, she's a bitch, fuck her. And it's like, damn. I know. I don't know why you would literally ever act like make the decision to date. I guess, like, love, like, does... has no bounds. Like, but I don't get it. I don't get love. Yeah.
You didn't even finish the sentence, you then. I don't know why you would like make the decision, I guess because love. Yeah. You mean like you don't know why you would like choose to date like a singer-songwriter? Yeah, I think that's like the worst decision you can ever made. But then I was like, oh wait, like love has no bounds. Like you can kind of just... That's gorgeous. Except for me.
What? Like love has bounds for you? Yeah. Oh. Jeez. I think that's the saddest thing you've ever said. That's what I'm saying. It's not really something about that. No, I'm saying men are off limits. Oh, you're saying... But you didn't mention men at all in that sentence. Are you okay? I don't think I'll ever be able to love someone. Oh my God. I think so. You love everyone in your life. I don't know. No one's going to be able to love me the way I want them to love me.
Have you ever tried my hinge? No. Let's pop you on hinge. Yeah. Let's pop you on the worst thing mankind has ever done to society. No one's loves will be able to love me the way I love them. Oh my God. You were written by a woman. Right? You have this longing in you that I feel like is so...
It's powerful. It's attractive. It's... I wouldn't say it was attractive. It's my passion. Okay. Also, I decided we need to look further... Look at me when you say that. Oh, I think he wants you to give him that love. It's my passion. Oh, I've... I've given him. Go like this. The other nostril. Yeah, you had to put her... How would you let me exist like this? No, I just noticed it. But it was, like, barely noticeable. Um...
Can you get back in frame so I can keep talking, bro? Like, fuck. Sorry, I was banging Kai's dad from the back. Oh my god. Why is he in our bathroom? Well, he fucks Drew all the time. And I'll pull up. And your dad's next. Oh my god. If you joked about that with my dad, my dad would crack up.
He'd be like, ha ha. All right. Fuck, what was I going to say? Oh my God, I lost the thought. Oh, we need to look further into PDA because those are the kind of motherfuckers who like that public shit. That's the kind of person who watches like fucking in a glass box that's only one way like see-through. Do you know what I'm talking about? The Alexander McQueen runway. Yeah. Fucking in the Alexander McQueen box. Because I saw a couple the other day in aisle fucking seven of Erewhon. Like fucking...
This guy also there were so many drunk people in air on the other night and I was like, it's literally a Wednesday night But there were a bunch of drunk people there getting snacks I was like this is not the place to get drunk people snacks like this is where to get like that one specific yogurt and then you leave exactly you get good cottage cheese and Chamomile lavender yogurt and then you leave but they were like
each other. Like the dude was holding the girl like by the neck and she was pressed up against him. And I was like, okay, y'all are doing something. And like, he kept like kind of squeezing her. And I was like, y'all are doing something that is actually making you horny in public right now, because I know things are pressing on things right now. And I need to, I need you to fucking get out of this store. Like y'all are making actively,
Actively, like, making each other horny in the middle of, like, a serial aisle. Public play. Yeah, it's literally they were into public play or something. And that's so much a PDA. So much a PDA is, like, you must be into public play because why the fuck am I... I don't want to see your tongue exit your mouth and enter someone else's mouth. Like a cute little kiss, handhold, a hug, holding each other. Or, like, pulling down your pants and giving each other blowjobs on the vagina and penis. Like, that's okay. I don't...
I think that would get you arrested. One. Oh my fucking God. Giving each other blowjobs on the vagina and penis. Damn. When it comes to sex and relationships, he's literally just chat GPT. Oh my God. He just took a line. He just did a fucking line. Blur that. The line? I'm not going to blur it. I want people to know that you have a problem. That something's wrong with you. There were a couple people last night, and I won't name names or even give a...
hint at who they were coked the fuck out but i couldn't tell because there was like a moment where i was like dude i literally look like i feel like i did like some stimulant or some shit because like in the parking lot i just couldn't stop moving i really really enjoyed like that environment i was like oh like i want to go to like an actual hardcore show yeah um or like i wish yeah
Um, well, concerts make me really anxious and uncomfortable. And then while I'm in them, I'm having fun. And then when I step out and when people talk to me, I'm like,
Like, I feel so bad when people come up to us and they're like, oh, do you remember me? And I don't. And it's because the second I go into a concert, I am in fight or flight. I am literally, like, running for my life. I'm trying to hide but enjoy myself but, like, be hidden away. Like, it's, like, a very tumultuous place for my brain to be in. But I love going to concerts and I'll never stop going to concerts. Even if that means that every time I go to a concert, I have to have one drink so that I can, like...
like, not explode. Yeah, no, I completely, like, it is such an overwhelming environment. And my brain shuts off until the music's playing. And then I'm hyper fixated on that. And then sometimes I get in my head where I'm like, Oh my god, like someone's watching me. And I'm like, look, I look so weird. Like I need to stop doing this. Like people are looking at me like I can feel it, I can feel it. And then that thought slowly fades and I get back to
- Headbanging. - You get back to the reality that is having a good time and not care if people look at you. - Yeah. Well, one of my friends, one of my longest friends went on a road trip
and on the way home from the road trip he forced everyone in the car to listen to emergency intercom and i i actually think that should be like against the geneva convention like i think that is technically considered a war crime because they're being held hostage and like being forced to like listen like i'm pretty sure they've tortured people like that um
And, yeah, I just had to get that off my chest. But, like, force your friends and family to listen to the podcast. Please don't. That's my nightmare. Like, actually, honestly, kudos to anyone who does that because to be around people and be like, I want you to listen to something I think is really funny is braver than brave. Like, you are literally...
You are going to be at the front line. Because imagine if the humor doesn't mix. But I will say they all really, really enjoyed it. And...
are active listeners now. Oh my God, hi. We just have that effect on people. We're like, hi, oh my God, welcome here. And then they didn't make it this far in the episode. Yeah, we're like little parasites that like once you see us once, you will literally see us forever and there's no escaping it. Well, I've become very insecure about how much I talk.
And that's it. That's it. I was thinking about it so much like the past week and a half. I was like, damn, dude, I talk a lot like like in general, just in general, like I get into a room and I will not shut the fuck up. And that's what I feel like recently. But I think it is because I spent last week hanging out with people who were more on the quiet side. So anytime I'm in a room, can you hear that?
I think it's fine. Okay. Anytime I get in a room with you, it's crazy how loud that is right now. It's getting a lot louder. It's literally never been this loud ever. They're like coming upstairs. There's somebody making a smoothie outside the window. It's a Ninja Creamy. Oh, I want a Ninja Creamy so bad.
I want one so bad. Don't look at me, why do you keep looking at me on the station? I know, like, what the fuck is happening? I'm gonna make a ninja creamy in your fucking butt, Drew. A big ninja creamy. Oh my god. Yep. I forgot what I was saying. Oh yeah, I think when I'm around people who don't talk as much as I do, that's when I get really insecure because it feels like I'm just overly dominating a conversation or a room. Hmm.
And then I get really insecure, but I can't stop myself because then it's like awkwardly silent and I can be in silence with people. Yeah, I was going to say that. But for some people, their silence does not... It's not a comforting... Translate as a comforting silence. It translates as you are definitely a more introverted person and you don't necessarily like being in silence, but maybe I'm just reading that. But also, I'm like, I don't know you that well and I don't know that I want to be silent around you because...
I literally don't know you. I can't trust you with my silence. Yeah, I fully agree. Like, I hung out with a couple friends that I hadn't seen in a while, and it felt like I was, like, dominating the conversation and just, like, completely, like, commanding it and, like...
I don't know. I've, I have gotten a lot better about like interrupting people and like, like, I don't, I think it's literally like ADHD or some shit, but like, I feel like I used to like really badly just like cut people off and start talking like, because like I wanted to get my thought out before I forgot it and like lost the next thought. But I've gotten really good about just like biting my tongue and like listening, but also remembering like the thought that I have to bring into the conversation. But like,
Yeah, sometimes people just aren't talkers and that's okay. But like, what's the point of hanging out if you're going to be like offended by me dominating the conversation, but you weren't saying a word? Not saying that's the case. Yeah, yeah. Because also it's, I feel like there should be an understanding that we're just a bit more extroverted in that way. But it is funny too, because I definitely am. I think I do an okay job of not interrupting people. But when I meet people for the first time,
I think there's like a level of excitement and like, especially if I feel that they enjoy my humor or jokes or anything, I'm almost so... Give Anya one laugh and she will not shut the fuck up. I'm like, oh, I need that again. I'm like, I need that again. That's probably why I don't have any crazy vices because my vice is attention. Yeah. That is my vice. Like, if you're going to be in a room with me and give me attention, oh, babe, it's on. It's over. I'm like, let's keep it going. I'm like, come on.
so i can get more laughs more laughs and then when you stop laughing i'm gonna be like oh my god i fucked up you fucking hate me you fucking hate me i'm gonna kill myself i'm gonna kill myself oh my god oh my god i fucked up i like said something so weird the best thing to do ever is to sit in front of like a tv and put like a youtube video on with your friends and then just like have inya controlling the remote and pausing it every five seconds to tell a joke
No, it is nice that you do that, though, because, like, we would miss... Well, I do it because I hate, like, our group will talk over a video, but then we miss so many things to make fun of and make jokes about. So I have to pause and back up because we can't miss a single second. A single joke cannot be unseen or unsaid today. Yeah, exactly. But, yeah, that's all we do is we sit in front of the fucking TV watching YouTube videos, and then all of us just, like...
barely watching a youtube video and making jokes about it the entire like what is that space odyssey 3000 club or whatever yeah that's basically our friends odd space um girlfriend odd eye circle no it's new jeans shut the fuck up that's just been my vibe recently
and you put me onto new jeans um first time in a long time since girlfriend odd-eyed circle that i've listened to k-pop and was like oh i actually dude new jeans is so good i like don't listen to
any k-pop really but when i was in korea there was it was literally one specific area that i always heard new jeans in i can't remember the name of the area but it's like one of the areas where they do like the night markets and they were playing new jeans in every store and i went to that area twice and spent like four hours there each time so i just kept hearing new jeans and
Also, I think New Jeans is pretty big on TikTok. They're huge. Yeah. So I knew their music. I was like, whoa, why do I know this song? And then I was like, wait, this song is vibes. It's actually a vibe. Got a thing to love.
I also came to the realization that our attention deficit disorders, just in general with like our attention span, like as like a human race have gotten, has gotten so fucking bad that people can't even listen to a full song anymore. And they have to speed it up and they call it the sped up version. Bitch, that's nightcore. Like the real girly pops know like that's nightcore. 160 BPM. Like you're not,
And it's like giving like y'all are. Damn, I can't believe TikTok put Nightcore artists out of business like that. I know. It was some people's literally bread and butter to just speed up songs and be like, here you go. Yeah. And then. Yeah. So. And that's it. I don't want to. I'm fucking done talking. Whoa. I'm fucking done. Oh, my God. OK, I have one question for you.
Should we save it for the next episode? No, let's just give it. It's just kind of annoying. I was going to make a joke about asking for permission to bang you. But the real question is, if you were to host a festival...
Who would your like top three artists be that you need to perform? And like keeping in mind that like, actually, no, it's just for you. You're the only person in the crowd. I was going to say, because we have to keep in mind, like I need to sell tickets. No, no, no, no. It's just, just for you. We'll do it that way.
Damn, that's a really hard question. I'm thinking. That's actually a really hard question. Isn't that a really good question? Because it's like, I want to see a musician that I will never be able to see. But also, I want to have fucking fun. And at the same time, I like- And I want to be around people having fun. Exactly. Because that's what makes festivals fun.
- Fun is when you're around other people who also really enjoy the music. - Yeah. Obviously I'd have to say Aphex Twin. - Oh yeah. - 'Cause I'll never, ever, ever see him ever in my life. And that one chance I got to, I just chickened out and didn't wanna drive three hours and I really shoulda fuckin' did it in 2019.
Was it 2018 at Coachella? It was 2018. But you can't blame yourself, though, because you weren't even in L.A. yet. Yeah. I had just gotten to L.A. Because you got to L.A. like June. Oh, wait, it happened in April. But yeah, it happens in early April. And I got here like two weeks after Coachella happened.
Maybe it was 2019 then. No, I don't think so. I'm going to look at that because I remember I was like living. Because it was part of Beychella and Beychella was 2018. Or maybe not. I don't know. Well, okay. I think I would want the Sundays as one of my artists because I love their whole discovery. It was 2019? Fuck, that's fucked up. That makes it worse. Yeah, I remember asking everybody and everyone was like, okay.
And I was like, fuck, I'm like, I don't want to go alone. I'm like a baby. I don't think there was anyone else I wanted to, like, I don't think there's anyone on 2019 that I was like, I need to see. Yeah. I would have to say it has to be musicians that I'll never see again. That's like kind of my thought on it. So like Apex Twin, like he might do shows, but like I probably will never see them because they'll be in like Stockholm or some shit.
Yeah, this is a... Actually, no, this was a good Coachella year. This is kind of crazy. Yeah, it was a maze balls. Oh, but I think that was my era where, like, sorry, I was on my hater of Tame Impala shit. Whoa. Like, I low-key still don't fuck with Tame Impala anymore. Once they did that fucking Sand, like, cover album, I found them really annoying. Like, I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, because I know they're huge. But yeah, so the Sundays would definitely be in my...
I don't know. Oh, I have to be so fucking annoying. I would have to say Beyonce. I was going to say Beyonce, but I'm like, I'm going to see Beyonce. Yeah, we're going to see her. Like, no matter what. I'm not joking. I will...
Like this, I know people say this like as a joke, but I am dead serious. I would have sex with the nastiest fucking man ever to get Coachella or Beyonce tickets. Like I would, I would dead ass sell my body. I don't give a fuck. You know the girl who was like...
I spent like $50,000 in a year to see Harry Styles. Yeah. I'm about to start gathering the tickets and be like, I'm supposed to go fund me and be like, guys, donate to my $5,000. Cause I need to be like, literally irrational that resale tickets are that much. But like,
I need to be up close. Just know if I am at Beyonce and I'm close, it's because I did disgusting things for those tickets. But yeah, mine would be Aphex Twin and Radiohead, I fear. And I think it would be like Philip Glass, which like is like kind of annoying, but like
I dead ass love like orchestral, orchestral music right now. And like based off of right. Actually, no, that's been a long time coming. Or Steve Reich. I don't know. That's like too hard of a question. Maybe. Cock two twins. Yeah. I don't know. What do you think? Okay. I thought about it and it would be AI Drake, the kid Leroy and machine gun Kelly.
Oh my god. Dude, that sounds like the scariest thing ever. CGI AI, or wait, hologram AI Drake. Yeah, or Peter Griffin singing like Passion Fruit by Drake or something. Passion in the night.
Oh wait, is Robin Guthrie still alive? Yeah, right? Okay, he is. Because I was going to be like, I was thinking, for some reason the other day, I thought that all these really important lead female vocalists that I liked, were you here that night? That I was like, oh, that person's not alive anymore.
more and then everybody was like no all these people are alive and for some reason I have a really bad habit where I just assume people are not with us anymore if they made really good music in like the 70s to 90s I'm like there's no way you're still here because that would also mean that you did this when you were so fucking young and that's really upsetting because it breaks my brain to just imagine that that person just wakes up and like watches
Yeah, that's why. Yeah, like why? That's literally why I don't think anybody's alive except for me because I'm like, yeah, fucking right. Like I was thinking about that last night as I was doing my laundry. I was like,
- No one else does this. Like I'm the only fool on this planet falling for and actually doing my laundry. And if I see you or Josh doing it, it's not real, it's not happening. It's all like an act. But like when you go away on your vacations or when Josh goes back to OC and I'm kind of like alone by myself, it's y'all getting your vacation time from being actors in my life. - Oh, from being plants. Yeah. That does make sense 'cause I have a lot of vacation time now. - Why are you getting nervous? I thought your heart rate increase.
You too. Well, I can't think of anybody else but the Sundays because that's the only artist off top of my head right now that I know I would love their whole discography. And I don't want to pick anybody that I can see in concert.
So I'm trying to, like, think. I would actually pay so much money just to see Robin Guthrie. Like, that's one of my favorite, like, ambient artists ever. Who the fuck? And Robin is just from Cocktood Twins. So if I saw Cocktood Twins, I would be seeing Robin. So, like, that would be a good mix. I think I would put Cocktood Twins. Or Brian Eno would be really good. Or Slowdive.
even though slow dive I think still plays oh my god I need to host a fucking music festival so bad that was something we always talked about in like 2017 2018 but now everybody and their fucking mother does music festivals and it's just ran through yeah it's ran through and like I don't know if I would have the money to do that ever bad baby backpack kid
And Bo Burnham. Or Daniel. Oh, fuck, dude. Bo Burnham Lyle. Also, like, what? Do you just look up people who's, like, insufferable people with the letter B as their first fucking name? Evangelist would be cool. I would say... I would pay so much money if, like...
If there was the TikTok fights where it's like you pay for someone to win and it was like Bad Baby versus Bo Burnham and whoever won, that's who was going to perform. I would tap so much money into Bad Baby. I'd be like, please. That would be so... And that's me coming out as a Bo Burnham hater. I was just imagining like...
wheat pasted posters for that festival like the the triple d fest wait didn't the backpack kid hit someone or was that the selfie kid selfie selfie kid fuck what was i gonna fucking say god damn it fuck there was something so funny that was gonna come out of my mouth
um what did you just say we pasted bad baby bad baby tiktok yeah oh someone was telling me that we need to do a tiktok rivalry thing and see who wins i was saying i think you would win on the like live thing for like when people donate for someone to win yeah i think you would win
like wholehearted i dead ass don't think so i saw somebody like these two girls doing it and she was like she's a fucking cheater like they were actually beefing crazy over and i was like whoa we should and then she was being so mean she was like you're a fucking bum bitch you have 12 dollars in your fucking account right now like because she only had like 12 people who voted for her or something oh my god she was like so we should do that and then donate the money
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that's who i thought um kai was gonna say as his real answer but we still have yet to get a real answer those were real answers oh my god you're so weird i don't know the the real answer is that i don't know whenever i think of that my brain goes into like scarcity mindset and it freezes up and i just i don't know there's so many amazing artists that i like and then who is your favorite musician
I don't know. I don't really have one. Are you like insecure to say? No, I truly just don't really have one. What's your top on Spotify? What's your top on Spotify?
i don't know how do you see that look up like spotify wrapped i'm so curious to see what your top is i feel like i've heard you listening to drake before like liking trying to like drake a lot i used to you also like weird as that is now to say because i never listened to drake yeah but i really like have you seen him live
Yeah, we were. Oh, yeah. I genuinely like the production on a lot of Drake songs is pretty. Yeah, I feel like you like just rap, like shitty rap, good rap and like really like new contemporary rap. I kept on thinking like.
I can't pick three, but what would be really sick is seeing Young Lean do a headlining show. Imagine if we were in a world where Young Lean headlined Coachella and what that show would look like. Yeah. And everybody enjoyed it. Yeah. I feel like that would be really cool. I wonder what his stage production would look like if he had that kind of money, though. He could freak that shit. He's got weird-ass ideas in that fucking brain.
But all right, let's tap into media. Little Fluffy Clouds by The Orb, Psychic Sweeping by Patricia Wolfe, D-Mask Rose Evangelist, and Slow Mo by Paul Leonard Morgan. And then I've been watching, I watched Guardians of the Galaxy and that movie was a masterpiece, the new one. Mine is Listen to My Song by Durando, I'll Belong to You, Clyde McPattern.
Huh? I just said Duran Duran. Bitter with the Sweet Carol King. I don't know. I've been like re-listening to the same like three songs and those songs are In and Out of the Shadows by Dion. I Just Want to Talk to You, Charles Brown and Sleepy Creek and Alone Again by Gilbert O'Sullivan. That song is like...
So good. And guess I'm done by Glen Campbell, but... Glen Campbell was someone I was considering as, like, one of my musicians I would see live. I just don't know that I would care for most of his discography. I, like, he has, like, a, like, six songs that are some of the best songs ever, but then, like, all the other, like, really classic folk songs that are, like, sticking to the...
The guidelines of folk songs. I'm like, I don't know if I... I'm genuinely curious though, like what everyone listening to this is their top three. I just think that's like such a good question to like get to know someone and you can base a lot. So I'll literally leave a comment or whatever. Oh, you know what? I would love to see...
uh neptunes or pharrell or like any rd would be lit like whether it's like pharrell solo or like any rd or like just the neptunes and they're literally having all these artists that they produce for come out that would be asking too much though that's literally asking for like 18 million artists to be backstage waiting to like get on that would be a lit ass concert what were you saying kai
Wichita Linemen, seeing that live would be so good. Yeah. That would make me like sob. Breaking. That would be so nice. Such a good song. All right. That was the episode, Babesies. Thank you so much for listening. Bye.