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The Magnus Protocol 3 – Putting Down Roots

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Alice Dyer
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Colin Becher
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Dr. Samuel Webber
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Samama Khalid
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Colin Becher: 计算机系统出现反复故障,但他拒绝寻求外部帮助,并试图自行解决问题。他怀疑系统故意出错,并对IT部门缺乏信心,认为他们无法解决问题。他担心系统崩溃的后果,并最终解决了问题,但他不赞成将计算机系统拟人化。 Dr. Samuel Webber: 他犯下了一件严重的事情,并试图逃脱。他正在躲藏,并试图避免被发现。他列出了他随身携带的物品清单,并担心被追踪到。他被一种香味吸引到了一个花园里,并在花园里找到了一个隐蔽的地方躲藏。他感到身体不适,并担心自己可能感染了某种疾病。他听到有人叫他的名字,并感到害怕。他发现自己的伤口分泌出一种奇怪的物质,他的病情继续恶化,身体机能正在衰退。他被昆虫包围着,但他并不在意。他开始自残,并对自己的身体变化感到着迷。他相信他的妻子Maddy仍然和他在一起,他们决定不再移除他的身体组织。他最终对自己的新生活感到满足和快乐,但内心深处仍然感到恐惧。 Alice Dyer: 她对Samuel Webber的日记感到困惑和不安,并认为Colin Becher可能故意破坏计算机系统。她担心向IT部门报告问题可能会导致麻烦。 Samama Khalid: 她劝说Alice Dyer不要向IT部门报告问题。 Gwendolyn Bouchard: 她试图从Alice Dyer那里获得信息,但Alice Dyer拒绝透露。她试图说服Alice Dyer参加她的聚会。

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This episode is dedicated to Elias Becker. They fear you for your fangs are sharp, your talons are of ice, your many eyes gleam with malice, and your feathers glisten with the ink that flows ever freely. Rusty Quill presents The Magnus Protocol Episode 3 Putting Down Roots Oh, come on! What actually is a .jmj error? What does it mean? Nothin'.

It's just an excuse for the system to ruin my day, is what it is. I could try another computer. No. It's doing this on purpose, and that will only encourage it. Nothing's wrong, it just won't accept commands. I mean, same, but still.

Do I need to call Lena before you break Freddy? This is bordering on abuse. For me or it? And what is Lena going to do, exactly? I don't know. Could be useful to have another witness when this escalates to murder. Some witness. She wouldn't know a DOS prompt if it bit her on the arse. Look, did you mess with the director or something? Of course not! Why would I pick a fight with Freddy? That's your job. Just work, please!

You utter bastard! Just tell me what the error is.

Do you need something? Should I get the boot disk? Do you need a goddamn ass ass? What? Do you want to phone a friend? Maybe central IT? They are not my friend, nor yours. They'll bury you in red tape just to replace a mouse mat, you know that. I know this system better than anyone alive and I still don't understand how it works. So I can guarantee you that none of those mouthpiece

breather would even know where to begin with this steaming pile of sh... It's okay, Freddy baby. We're figuring it out, cutie. Don't hit on the computer while I'm working on it. Hey, I'm not the one on all fours. I'm serious. Don't give it a personality. You shouldn't even be calling it Freddy. Uh-huh. Because FR3-D1 just

just rolls so smoothly off the tongue. Making friends with this god-awful program that tries to throw itself into oblivion every time I turn on a console is not cute. It's hard enough using every nanosecond of my awakened life just to keep this Byzantine mess from crapping the bed without you taking the piss. Oh, come on, it's not that bad. Do you have any idea what will happen if this thing finally managed to extinct itself?

We'd go home early. Maybe he just needs some positive reinforcement. Or maybe he just needs a good kick in the... Case. Homicide. Thank Christ for that. Hey, you fixed him. Here's Freddy. Wrong movie. Nah, we both know Robert England would have done it better. Cheers, Colin. You're a star. I've got stacks to clear tonight, so just let it play and I'll go put the kettle on. You want anything? Double scotch.

Two day old black coffee it is. 03 04 2009 8:45 AM

Collection. Kent CID Repository. Item. Journal of Dr. Samuel Webber, age 46, issued by Grief Counselor Harriet Manning. Found within a water-damaged black briefcase, partially buried, penetrated by moldy roots. Additional contents. Water-damaged smartphone. Wallet, with Dr. Webber's ID and Visa card.

Keys on a gold chain for 13 Marigold Drive. Partial medical files on Gerald Andrews, age 37, of 12 Castle Hill Avenue, and Maddy Webber, age 39, deceased. Case 1201-19, serial number 72003210. Collector, Special Constable Carolyn Jennings, 2911.

Routing to: South East Evidence Storage, Lewisham. Relevant journal entries as follows: 07/12/09 10:03 PM Today was bedlam. I had it all planned out, all of it. And then a panic attack just choked the nerve out of me. It was so humiliating. I felt like the ground was going to swallow me whole with everyone staring at me, only to roll their eyes at my hysterics, as the paramedics put it. They don't understand.

I was so close to getting caught. But it's done. All I need to do now is disappear. I can't go home. Not for a few days, at least. And I'll have to avoid the usual haunts until they forget about me again. That won't be difficult. What's one more stressed doctor? Just a grey man in a crowd, unnoticed until I'm useful. One man kept staring at me on the tube. He looked like he was connecting the dots. I'm paranoid, I know. Lying low amongst wildflowers in an overgrown garden. The mud has ruined my shoes.

There's not much in my briefcase. Still. Listing helps keep it all straight. Files on the star-crossed couple. Monday morning's rounds. I hope Mrs Campbell's op went okay. Nine Werther's Originals, because at some point I became an old man and didn't notice. Pens. Prescription pads. Oyster card. Still valid. £23.22 cash. Thought it was 24, but one of the coins was a worn-down euro. Not sure what the exchange rate is. This journal, obviously. Thank you, counsellor.

I'm more likely to use it for kindling than expressing my feelings. And my phone. 43% battery. One bar. They can track SIM cards, can't they? I should probably destroy it. Better cut off than caught. It's almost midnight. Why isn't it darker? I didn't pack a lunch. I didn't expect I'd need one. Didn't expect to get this far. I wonder how long I'll have to stay here before they stop locking. I should probably eat a Werther's. Just the one, though. Christ, I'm reduced to rationing sweets.

I need to find somewhere dry. Why did I choose to hide here anyway? I could try a hostel. Would I need to show ID for that? I could lie. Use a false name. I could be Gerald Andrews. I'm sure Maddy would have loved that. I remember now. It was the Jasmine. That perfume in the drizzling rain that drew me in. It reminds me so much of her. Maddy loved the scent of Jasmine. Loved a garden. She would have adored this place. Tucked away amongst the ugly brick back streets.

She would have quizzed me about the plants, and I would have told her I didn't know. I didn't even know gardens could bloom this late in the year. I wasn't really thinking when I pushed my way through the gates, just following my nose to memories of happier times, I suppose. The scent is much more pungent here than it was outside. An almost overwhelming, sickly sweet rot amongst the bushes. Maddy would know what it was. But it's dark and quiet. That's the main thing. The garden seems unmanaged, which suits me fine. It's growing wild around the ruins of some bombed-out church.

Nice to see nature, healing old wounds. I scratched up my hands and face fighting past the bushes beneath one of the old arches. I'm cold, but it's worth it. No one will find me here. It is so quiet. The dense foliage deadens the city noise to a whisper. I can barely make out the sirens. I doubt they are for me, but I'm staying put anyway. I don't have much choice. Where would I go? I can't go home, that's the first place they'd look. Besides, too many memories there, and...

There are the neighbours, always snooping around with their community watch flyers. I won't miss parking scheme meetings, that's for sure. List of alternative bolt holes. Uncle T's allotment. Safe, but about nine miles away. Too far. Daily chicken eggs are a plus, but not exactly private. Besides, the rooster would be a problem. Hospital basement. This would have been the best solution, but getting there unseen is a problem now. And no easy way to get food. It definitely would have been warmer and drier, though, with the boiler on all day.

I'm safer here in my little sanctuary. Sodden and sore, but safe. I suppose there is one other possibility. The lockup. I still have a key. My name isn't on the lease anymore, and it's secure and dry, but Maddy stored her stuff there after she moved out. I'm not sure I could face being surrounded by all that history, even if it would be more comfy. I can't sleep. This itch is killing me. Even the numbing cold from lying on the ground doesn't dull it. It must be an anaphylactic response to something.

The rash runs up my entire left side. I'll try and find a better spot when the sun's up. Thought I heard someone calling my name. No flashlight, though. No movement, just the voice. Sounds like Maddie. My hands won't stop shaking. It's well after midnight. It should be pitch black, but I can still make out grey shapes in the gloom. The voice is still calling for me. I've got to stay still, even though my heart is racing. I think there were some branches cracking, but I can't tell from where. Morning's soon, but I can still hear her out there moving around in the garden.

I almost called back as I dozed. My phone died. Just my luck. I can see enough to write, so it must be just before dawn. God knows I need the warmth. The rash is getting worse and my scratches will get infected if I don't clean them. I examined one on my forearm and it seems to be secreting something full of coiled, translucent strands. Hair thin, their roots broke away easily when I pulled with a dull tear I could feel as much as hear. I've never seen anything like this before, but I was never great at dermatology.

If I had the proper tools, this would be far simpler. Must get a scalpel and a mirror. I've cleaned the scratches as best I can, but there's now a stabbing pain in my abdomen if I move. Current condition: I taste aniseed. My nose is running. Normal mucus, thank god. The rash has spread across the whole of my back now, and if I move I can feel the toughened area split and weak like a scab. Feeling very lethargic. Probably hypothermia. Not good.

This place is far bigger than I thought.

Followed the birch trees and the canopies over that cobbled path near the close, lined with moss. There's a dense wall of thickets overwhelming the boundary fence. I know it, I remember that. Can't hear the traffic at all now. It's hard to keep moving. I can't find an entrance. I resorted to shouldering my way out through the tangled bushes like before. It hurts so much, but I made it, only to find more garden on the other side. It looks the same. I think Maddy's still here, too.

Maddy makes a good point though.

Doctors do make the worst patients. We are always self-diagnosing and it's always doom and gloom. She offered to go and get my supplies herself. She always was kind. I'll just try to keep warm and sleep until the sun comes out. I so much want to see it again. This night seems endless. I want to be warm again. I am terribly afraid. Thank God for Maddie. I need to treat her better. She'll be back soon with medicine. Condition update. Dry mouth and swollen tongue.

Tasting burnt aniseed now. The fingers of my left hand are nearly immobile. Right is not much better. I don't know how much longer I'll be able to write. The pain in my abdomen has passed and the seeping has mostly stopped, but my back aches. I definitely have an infection. The scratches are budding some kind of polyps and the slightest touch feels like jabbing an exposed nerve. I stink of jasmine. At least I think I do. I just need to rest and it's safe enough here. Maddy still hasn't returned though.

I hope she's okay. I miss her laughter and that smile. I worry when she is out alone. She will talk to anyone. Like Gerald. I never liked him. I should make more time for her. I'm too busy and work far too much. I get home and just go to sleep. I need to be careful or we'll drift apart. I don't know what I would do if I thought I had lost her. I'm not alone here though. I'm covered in insects. They seem to enjoy feasting on my wounds so I let them. Besides, they scratch the itches.

My left arm is now completely numb and the skin is splitting down to the bone. I remove the phalanges, tugging them out like stones from a peach. I planted them deep. Flies swarm the wound. Soon there will be maggots eating only the dead flesh and leaving the living. Nature is so wonderful, so efficient. Nothing is wasted in the garden. I can see my bones are tangled with the same fine strands as my wounds. It's fascinating to see. I should write a paper.

Of course, if the infection reaches the marrow, there could be complications. I could take more drastic measures, but I would need something to cut with. Something strong and heavy. A rock, perhaps? Could I? Should I? I can't tell how long I slept. Still no sun. Maddy? Is that you? You're right. I should stay. She has come back to me. Just a whisper, but it is her. I knew she would never leave me. She says there is a spot where I can sit out in the sun and feel the wind on my face. What would I do without her?

We have decided not to remove any more of me as my condition develops. Maddy feels it isn't prudent now that the vomiting has passed. It was touch and go there for a while, but I think I've gotten most of the rot out and made enough room to grow. We'll monitor the progression, of course, with a strict regimen of fresh air, sunshine and rest. The polyps should be blooming soon. Condition update: I've gained some good weight and my skin is pulling away nicely, like blanched tomatoes. My legs will be non-responsive soon.

I need to finalize my position before then, but there are many variables to consider. Maddy is advising. The roots have freed themselves from the weight of my meat as it sags from my bones and drops to the dirt. No green fly or other parasites. I remain quite healthy. The clouds have finally broken and the azure skies are so bright, almost blinding.

We are blessed with such a radiant joy of warmth and love sitting within our garden together. The thought of all those years behind me toiling in the dark, ignoring nourishment for myself and others. So withdrawn, but no longer. I have so much time now out in the light. Strangely, deep inside me, beneath the roots, there is something that still shakes with terror. I don't see why.

The sun is bright, my roots run deep, and the breeze is fresh and clear. I think I shall stay here for a good long while. "Chorus one, would you?" "Sure."

Yeah, I didn't catch all of it, but that one sounded fun. What do I even file that as? I doubt there's a code for a parasitic garden that whispers with the voice of the woman he clearly murdered and sort of turns you into a tree? Infection, comma, arboreal? Crosslink it with guilt if you're feeling fancy. Of course. Cheers. What? I'm just thinking...

Would you fancy doing me a favour? Depends. Nothing sordid. Not good. It's just... would you call central IT for me? I thought Gordon fixed your computer. He did. With a lecture on top, and quite frankly, I'm sick of getting it in the neck every time Freddy throws a wobbly.

We all know the system's a mess. Collins told us like a billion times that he's the one always fiddling with the system and well... You think he's causing the issues? I'm just beginning to wonder if he knows what he's doing with all that spaghetti code.

I check with Central myself, but if Colin catches me, he'll picture fit. Alright, but he and I are just so close right now after your stunt on my first night. Ah, but you're new. You can just claim ignorance. God knows that's believable.

You're basically an ickle baby foal wobbling around the paddock with your little stick legs. Thanks for that. You're welcome. Look, Alice, I really don't want to rock the boat right now. Everyone seems pretty tense as it is. All I'm saying is that Colin tinkers with this system all the time and I don't see any oversight.

If you query them, sir, as asking about it, or Bambi-eyed an innocent, some alarms might go off. They might even come down and do a refresh or reboot or whatever. You give a pretty convincing argument. Thank you. But it's enough from me, I'm afraid. You've made a powerful enemy tonight. Better than being force fed my own keyboard by Colin.

Fair point. Are you working on the 27th, Alice? I've got a thing and you know what Lena's like. Good evening, Gwendolyn. Must we do this every time? Fine. What's the thing? It's really not your concern. Just are you working or not? See, now I really need to know. What do you reckon, Sal? I'm not getting dragged into this. Alice, I don't have time for this. It's simple. Yes or no?

It would be such a shame for you to miss out just because you wouldn't tell me. Sounds rather petty, doesn't it Sam? Stop. It is dinner with friends, if you must know. That's all. Let me guess. Fancy gowns, champagne, bathing in the blood of the poor, that sort of thing. You know we make the same, Alice. An old friend just made partner at her law firm.

She wants to celebrate. You sound thrilled. Oh, I can't wait to catch up and tell them that I'm still working in the same cesspit I was last time they asked. Oh, come on, it's not that bad. Are you working or not? The 27th, yes or no? Fine. Yes, I'm working that night. I'm working every night. I was born down here and I'll die down here. Happy? Are any of us? Yikes.

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