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This episode is dedicated to Hamda Al-Khaja. Rusty Quill presents The Magnus Protocol Episode 23 A New You Problems? Just a broken pencil. I see. And what exactly is this you're working on anyway? Just some response department paperwork.
You are aware that the response department hasn't existed for some years now? Well, yes, but... I'm afraid it looks like our colleagues are entertaining themselves at your expense. Sorry? I've seen this with other new hires. Some ill-conceived initiation, right? Alice is doing, I suspect. Okay. Uh, thanks for the heads up. What I am trying to say, Sam, is that this paperwork is unnecessary.
I understand. But I think I might see how far down the rabbit hole goes. If it is Alice. I'm sure it is. I want to see how long she can keep it up for. So long as it doesn't interfere with your work. Oh, I'm doing it strictly off the clock. It's actually sort of comforting in a way, you know? I can assure you I don't. There's just something very zen about filling in pointless forms now and then. I see. Well...
As engrossing as this must be for you, I believe your shift has started. Sam. Hmm? Oh, er, yeah. Sorry. Forum thread. Updates and live posting. Registered by A. L. Newman, 86, 2006-18, 1927. Post number one. Finding my peace, 2006-18, 1931.
Hey all, A here. First off, thank you so much for all the help over these past few months. I can't express how insightful, patient and open-minded this community has been. I never thought I'd find others willing to help me create a better me like this. So, sincerely, thank you.
Anyway, I'm going to be documenting my journey here and wanted to start by asking how you all went about finding your peace. I've been thinking it over for a while now. I even caught myself saying it to myself in the bathroom mirror at work. Someone overheard me and thought I was talking about finding peace, like, inner peace, and asked if I was meditating. Kind of ironic, really, but I don't think they'd get the joke.
Anyway, I'd love to know how others found their piece. Or I guess my question is more, does it matter? Should it be important? Should it be meaningful? Should it be random? Am I overthinking it? Looking for thoughts and advice. I'm going to take this all away, so we'll take all the help I can get. 43 likes. Zero comments. Post number two. Found it. AL Newman, 86. 1307181852.
"'I think I've found it. My piece. Maybe I knew where it was all along. I'm a bit worried, though, because to get it I have to be a bit sneaky. Nothing too bad, but I'm nervous. There's this restaurant I eat at all the time, or rather I used to eat at all the time, and I guess it's significant to me. It was where I said yes after Antony proposed. Those who have read some of my previous posts know how that turned out. But it's also where I first realised that I had to do this.'
They have this massive aquarium and I remember just suddenly realizing how serene everything was inside. The water was crystal blue and at the bottom there it was. Vibrant. Electric almost and so very much alive. God knows how they got it all through customs. I remember the first night coming home after that. Antony was snoring beside me and I couldn't stop thinking about that aquarium. I didn't really know what I was searching for. I didn't know how to articulate it.
It's a feeling I'm sure many of us here know very well. And so, as I tried to unfold my thoughts, I stumbled upon... Well, you guys. Smiley face. So, yeah. That's going to be my piece. I've already spoken to a waiter who's agreed to let me in the back tomorrow night after closing, while they're cleaning up the kitchen. I have my container, and I've read all the steps in the how-to forum. I just wanted you all to be here with me to experience it, so... Wish me luck.
28 likes. 0 comments. Post number 3. I think I'm just about ready. AL Newman, 86. 14:07:18 20:48. I'm parked in across the street, waiting for the last customers, thinking about what this place meant to me back then. What would have happened if things had been different? Not that I'd have it any other way. His voice was so loud for so long it drowned me out of my own life.
I wonder if any of you have felt it. The way other people try to convince us that we can better ourselves by being more like what they want. But we can become someone new. Someone better. Someone the pain can't touch. Anthony would never understand the difference. He couldn't. I wonder how many people in that restaurant right now are still stuck like I was. I'm just killing time, so happy to chat it through if anyone wants. At least until the waiter arrives. 13 likes. 0 comments.
Post number four. I think I'm just about ready, dash two. A.L. Newman, 86, 150718, 2037. I can't believe it. My heart is still racing. I've never done anything like this before. Never stolen, never cheated. I feel alive for the first time in my life. I'm staring at my piece right now. It's on my desk. I want to keep it warm. I'm going to sleep holding it tonight like you all suggested so it's properly bonded with me before tomorrow.
It is safe, right? Of course it is. I'm overthinking it. We'll be back tomorrow, right before the full moon. 34 likes. Zero comments. Post number 5. First cut. A. L. Newman, 86, 16, 07, 18, 19, 22. Took today off work. Sleeping beside the coral. My coral, my peace. I slept better than any night next to Anthony. Better than any night ever.
The best sleep of my life. I'm so ready to be whole. I even had a dream last night. I was back at the restaurant looking at the aquarium while Anthony prattled on. I was staring aimlessly at the lights, the colorful stones, the green of the moss on the stones that hugged the coral, when all of a sudden I was alone. And I was afraid. I spanned my head around looking for Anthony, for the waiter, for anyone. Then I saw her.
On the other side of the aquarium, we locked eyes for just a moment. Like I said, I want to share every part of this for anyone who wants to follow in my steps. I know some of you like the dream interpretation part of it and I wanted to share, but I'm ready. I have my rubber gloves, I've sanitized the scalpel as LaserCat23 suggested, I have a clean working surface, bags, bandages, and my sewing kit for after, and I am nervous.
I know what I need to do and I know it will all be worth it. We'll update right after. Here we go. 35 likes. 0 comments. Post number 6. First cut - update. AL Newman 86 16 07 18 21 17 I'm a bit out of it but I promised I would update. Feeling a bit woozy but it's done.
My thigh bled a lot more than I expected. You were right, Burnt Umberjay. I have tomorrow off, but I have to go back to work while she starts to grow. I can't wait. I can see her. Under my rippled skin. Waiting to grow. She's perfect. She's everything I wish I could have been. 15 likes. 0 comments.
Post number 7: My Secret. A. L. Newman, 86, 2607, 18, 1534. I've been at work for a week now and it's so different. It was difficult to go back to normal, knowing she was inside me, but here I am, actually sat at my desk with her pressing against my thigh skin. I keep catching myself running my fingers under my skirt just to feel her pressing up beneath my skin.
Living, breathing polyps gently moving through my leg. A life that I hold within my body and nurture. Antony would never have understood. It's not the same as some squealing baby. I'm so glad he's gone and, like you've all said, she and I, are becoming one. And then two. 45 likes. Zero comments.
Post number 8. My secret - update 1. A. L. Newman. 86. 18. 08. 18. 22. 03. Hey all, I know it's been a few weeks since I updated. I'm in the early parts of stage 2 and I'm here to confirm it is terrifying. It started with my feet. I noticed in the shower one day that I couldn't feel the hot water on them. It was so strange at first, but I knew what was happening thanks to your advice.
It's up to my waist now. No feeling whatsoever. I'm on bereavement leave from work for the next bit. Then I have some vacation days saved up. I have the humidifiers set high, the curtains are taped shut, and everything I need is within reach. I know any day now my second stage will properly begin. I'm terrified. I'm exhilarated. It's really happening. Wish me luck. 54 likes. Zero comments.
Post number 9. My secret dash update 2. AL Newman, 86, 270818, 1013. It started. Last night I heard it while laying in bed. It's exactly as described. I couldn't feel a thing. Nothing. But then the skin broke with such a distinct sound. Like cutting a half-inflated football. Then I saw the red blossom out through the white sheets.
She's so beautiful. Bright pink and radiant. The coral polyps blooming and scattering from the broken flesh over my feet and legs with such an incredible smell. Like seawater, sand and copper. It's slow, though much slower than I would have thought. Oh, and I managed to rent a paralysis computer. Great suggestion again, Burntumberjay. So I should be able to keep everyone updated as planned, even when my arms start to go.
I cannot express how great it is to finally see her. To finally meet her out in the world at last. 62 likes. Zero comments. Post number 10. Am I dreaming? AL Newman, 86, 30, 08, 18, 08, 19. I had the dream again. I was in the restaurant. I was alone. And I met her eyes. She was me. She was with me that first night. She was always with me.
But now she's arrived. She's here. I'm awake. She has my eyes. 61 likes. 0 comments. Post number 11: She's almost here. AL Newman, 86. 01 09 18 9 04 Last night I watched my stomach unzip. The skin stretched then tore cleanly. There was only the blood. It was beautiful but it took forever.
I keep thinking of this life I'm leaving behind. I'd love her to keep my name, but I don't know if she will. I know I shouldn't be, but I'm scared. 68 likes. 0 comments. Post number 12. She's almost here-2. AL Newman, 86, 01, 09, 18, 18, 33. I'm having difficulty swallowing fluids now. My skin is wet with sweat and mold.
"Olesis Newman is leaving this world and whatever comes next, though she may look like me in some ways, though she may carry a part of me with her, she'll be better. Free of all my mistakes." "Perhaps people will like her more than me. I already like her more than me. I want to see her walk off happy and strong. I hope she doesn't feel this now. Just be the good parts of me. I hope it's like I dreamt. I hope she has my eyes."
71 likes, 0 comments. Post number 13. Alasis Newman Final. AL Newman, 86, 03, 09, 18, 02, 22. Riding with my eyes now, the last parts of me float away. She lays where I lay but she is not me. She is strong. She is graceful. She is bright in mind and color and I love her more than I thought I could love anything.
I want you all to know before my skull pulls apart. You were 515 likes 37 comments Post number 14 Untitled AL Newman 86 0301 18 0227 Deleted by moderators 0301 18 0228 This isn't right. There's something wrong. Something wrong with her. I don't. Help me.
Zero likes, zero comments. Threadlocked by Better Than You. 03/01/18/12/07. Oh! Quick! You've got me started. I'm sorry. Stop it! Anything good tonight? Another evil toy. It's like six this week.
I'd give you my weirdo ones if I could. Oh, thanks. Speaking of, did you have any luck? Those names I gave you, you find anything? Nothing useful. Jonathan Sims is pretty generic as names go. And I didn't have much luck with Martin Blackwood either. There were two that were close to the right age. But? But they died. Separately, nearly 20 years ago. Cycling accident and some kind of heart thing. No connection to the Magnus Institute.
As far as I can tell, they never even met. Where did you take it from them? Couple of old documents. I must have got the wrong end of the stick. I've had a bit of luck elsewhere though. Oh yeah? I think I found the right Asira Hussain. And I have a lead on a Helen. Richardson? That's the one. Fantastic. When can we go talk to them? Okay, hold your horses. Can I join? I'm fine. Glad to hear it.
Gwen, it's okay if you need a bit of help now you're back on cases. I've said I'm fine. Alright then. Shall we? God, yes. So, I hear you're back to your normal, pleasant... Oh. I'm fine. I dropped my mug. I can see that. I had a favourite mug. It said, Love you, bitch, and had a picture of a drunk dog on it. Luke got it new with the cash from his first gig. Sam broke it by accident last month.
I nearly fed him to pieces. Is it really that bad being back in the muck with the rest of us? It's not that. Oh yeah? You wouldn't understand. Probably not. But I'm as good as you're going to get here. Especially when you keep biting everyone's heads off. Lena, she's been sending me out to deal with people. Things. Weird. Weird like a lobster in a hat? Weird or... I think I have an idea where our cases are coming from.
What are you saying, Gwen? I thought maybe we were meant to be documenting them, keeping them monitored or under control, but then the externals started turning up in the caseload after I gave them instructions and... Last time it was this tattooist. I was meant to be recruiting them, only things didn't go well, Alice. They went bad. Very bad. Go on. They... It... Well...
It turned on me. And I mean really turned on me. It was going to kill me, Alice. It killed someone right in front of me and I was... It was ready for me next. But then another showed up. Another what? Another thing. Another external. At least I think it was. They faced off and I ran. God, what did the police say? What are you talking about? The police? Alice, this wasn't some random mugging. These...
They're awful. Horrific. They aren't human. And Lena knows this? Oh, she knows. She just doesn't care enough to warn us. You don't believe me? After what I've seen here over the years? No, I am totally ready to believe Lena would rather hire literal monsters than pay a decent wage. Sorry.
No wonder you've been so arsey. I've not been arsey. So this other external, why did it intervene? I don't know. But like, how did you know it was an external? Because I know how many eyes a regular human is supposed to have. Just stood there holding this old tape recorder and... What? What is it? Tape recorder? Yes. You're sure? Of course I'm sure.
Are you not listening to me? I just told you Lena has been hiring supernatural monsters and you're asking about a cassette player of all things. Shut up. Don't you dare tell me to shut up, Alice. I think we're in danger. That's what I've been trying to say for the last five minutes. No, listen. That tape thing. This isn't the first time I've... What? I think they might be after us. All of us. Alice, what are we going to do?
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I can't see anything. I have your eyes now, Arthur. Some things are best left alone. Shut the book! Shut the book! Your partner is dead and we need to hide the body now. I can hear something moving in the back. I don't think we're alone in here. What are you doing? You're killing him! You're killing him! What are you? I'm not alone.
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