Suga Sean on being UFC Champ, his KillTony appearance, and upcoming fight with Chito Vera
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What's up everybody, welcome to Flagrant and today we are joined by, well, he has tons of accomplishments, but let's just start with the one he's most proud of. Undefeated. No, a amazing performance on quite possibly the greatest show on the internet, Kill Tony. We have Sugar Sean O'Malley in the building. Oh shit.

Okay, cheers, cheers, cheers, my brother. I forgot about that. Listen, you did not because I know how hyped you were about that. I was excited. We were in Phoenix and when we were hanging in Phoenix, I remember you saying, bro, I really want to go on Kill Tom. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm obsessed with it, bro. I love it. It's incredible. It's such a great show. It really is. It is an incredible show. Shout out to the boys that are doing it. And yeah, just unbelievable. It's great for every aspect of YouTube because I'm watching it on shorts. Yep. I'm watching it long form. I'm watching it in clips. It's a phenomenal show. And you did well on it. And I knew you were nervous about it. I was, bro. But you had some funny lines. You went through.

My main thing is I didn't want to be one of the guys that over talk. I've watched too many episodes where I'm like, just shut up. Let Tony cook. Just be there. Be there. So I just wanted to, I didn't want to over talk. What was the best roast on you? The best roast on me?

I only remember, I remember David Lucas said I look like a camel with one hump or something. I didn't understand that, but it was funny for some. It was like, it was funny, but it didn't make sense. One thing I wanted to say to Dave, but I was too nervous and I just, it couldn't come out. Don't say that word. It's okay. Don't say that. Don't come on. You're not in Boston, bro. You can't say that. I won't say it. Okay, good. Say the other one. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to say you look like you have burnt top ramen on your head.

I'm glad you didn't say that one. Say the first one. Just say the N-word. What do you say in traffic when they cut you off? Nipples!

I'm telling you. That would have hit, though, the Top Ramen one. You guys just had a been there moment. Yeah, I guess. Yo, why'd you have to knock out our boy Aljamain, bro? That was rude, bro. That was fucked up, yo. That was rude. Honestly, I felt bad. Fuck with Aljamain. I do, too. I felt bad. Did you really? I do feel bad-ish now. I do think he's a good dude, but it just had to be done. Dude, that's interesting. Hold on. I do feel bad, genuinely. Does that happen?

You build up this animosity for somebody because you're going to fight them, and then afterwards they turn out to be a good guy. I never honestly had animosity with Aljo. I always thought he was a good dude. I never really talked too much shit going into it. He was always kind of complimentary of you, too. I think he's a good dude. Cheeto, I don't like him. I'm excited to stop him. I can tell you guys do not like each other at all. We got to go face-to-face tomorrow. No way. Yeah, we're going face-to-face tomorrow.

I thought you guys weren't doing face-to-face. No, you weren't doing press conference. You said something. We're not doing press conference. Yeah, I thought we were going to do a press conference. I didn't know when they were going to release it. I was coming to New York through all this media, but I kept telling the UFC, I'm like, I don't...

Every media I do, it's like, when's your next fight? And we weren't going to announce it. I was like, we have to fucking announce it. We have to. I can't not do all this media all week and not talk about this fight. And not be able to say it, yeah. So they, yeah, I didn't even know Dana was going to. I was sitting in Ariel's green room. Yeah. And I was looking through my Snapchat comments. And they were like, is March serious? What? And I went and saw that Dana announced it.

Cheeto didn't even know until he FaceTimed Ariel. He probably knew like I knew. There might be some wrestling. There might be some wrestling. Erica looks great, by the way. Thank you. Sorry about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you look great too. That was a great text message you made up from Cheeto, though. That wasn't made up. He said Cheeto messaged me. He was like... Yeah, read the text for us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see if it matches up. Yeah.

He said, hey, bro, thank you for choosing me for my next fight. Our last fight, I got so lucky, LOL. It's crazy. You were kicking my ass, LOL.

Damn. Yeah. That's crazy. Why would he text you that? I don't know. Yo, can I ask you a question? Yeah. Do you think Cheeto's the best dressed in the UFC? Stop. I'm being dead serious. No, Cheeto has fantastic style. We had this conversation last time. I don't know what you have with Cheeto. I don't know if you guys have like a concept. My man has great style. He looks good. Can we pull up some images? Look at this. Close. Close.

You look great, too. It has nothing to do with me wanting to knock his ass out. I just genuinely don't look at him. I think it's fucked up what you do to Gotham City on a day-to-day basis. That is kind of fucked up. You really think he dresses nice, huh? No bullshit. I think he has great style. For like what? I mean, not to be a kaleidoscope. But...

- Cool, try it out, though, bitch. Okay, let me act it out, let me act it out. You got Top Ramen on your head. - No, I just think he has great style. I think he has great style. It's different, it's different than what you're doing. - Who do you think has good style other than you? Who other than you has good style in the UFC?

Obviously, Conor, he looks good. He fucking dresses nice. I'm not into Conor's style. I'm into Conor, but the style, I don't... I'm so gay. I just like him. I feel like him as a man. I like him for what's on the inside. I didn't know talking about fashion would get gayer, but we got it there. I like his accent. I'm on a different level when it comes to the style, I think. I just don't really think...

And it was that close, to be honest. I see these winds on you. You're shining out here. I'm shining. I had to get a new watch. How much is the watch? $180, $200 on a good day. He didn't like my other one, so I had to switch it up. But then you got another Richard. Yeah, I got another Richard. But he likes one more?

I don't like the Richard Mills. I don't like it. I like your personality. I appreciate that. I like the way you fight. I like the pink Rolex flames. The pink Rolex is crazy. I might put that on a status. Can I tell you a prediction that I had about that fight? After we did our fake sparring? Yeah. I think I even said it on the pod. I was like...

You get this crazy extension when you throw straight punches. And like your whole body twists. You know how like sometimes people like they'll barely even move or they'll just extend arms. Yeah, like Cheeto. Oh, is that how he throws? Yeah, he's slow. And I remember being in there with you. And I'm like taller. I'm like significantly taller than you. Oh, yeah.

I'm like so much. And I remember just being there. I'm like, wow, like distance wise without even moving in, you could touch me whenever you wanted. Yeah. And in that moment, I was like, Aljo better not keep this on the feet. He better not keep this on the feet. Couldn't take it down. Were you surprised about that?

And was that like a big confidence booster? It was huge. It was huge. I look at him as the best grab. He was the hardest matchup in the band's division for me. 100%. And stuffed both of his takedowns. Yeah. Yeah, so that was a huge confidence booster. I knew I was capable of it. But to go out there and do it in the moment when it matters, that's huge. Okay. I want to see that rematch. Let me ask you this question. Really? How am I supposed to one-up that? He's not like popular. There's so many other guys that are like bigger fights. Mm.

Me versus Cheeto. You versus Cheeto is huge. Yeah. And then what else? Me versus Corey is a bigger fight. Bro. People are excited about that. I mean, just from a technical standpoint. Me versus Umar someday. If he goes out there and gets a couple wins, just Umar Nurmagomedov versus Sean O'Malley. That's Connor Habib too. But he's got to get some wins. He's got to get some wins. Because I feel like there's not as much interest. He's probably going to get some wins. Okay. Who else? If he can get the fights healthy.

Ilya Teporia versus Alexander Volkanovsky in February. If Ilya goes out there and beats Volk, I would like to go up to 45 and fight Ilya. You want to come out, really? So I think that's a big fight. But you said you don't really want to fight Volk. No, but he said he would want to go and fight Ilya. I'd fight Ilya if he wins, if he gets the job done. I think Volk's coming back a little too soon from getting knocked out. Have you felt what Volk was talking about ever, where you're like –

What is that? I feel like I don't feel it too much unless I can't train. Like dealing with injuries, like if I can go out there and train really hard and grapple and just do it, like get that release of that energy out, I feel fine. But if I was dealing with like an injury and you can't train really hard, I feel like that's when I feel it. What is the feeling? I think it's just not preparing for a fight. You just kind of feel like you don't have a purpose. Yeah. But I think that's just, I mean...

And I've always bring it back to meditation, but I do think there's like something in that. How was the other thing I was surprised about when we were in Phoenix hanging with you guys? Was I think that you give the illusion that you're hanging, you're smoking, you're beating up the dummy in the backyard, whatever. And then I don't want to give away too much of how the sausage is made, but like you going through like your regimen, how strict it is, the things you're doing for mental health, the things you're doing for physical health. It was...

Yeah, it's no accident. Yeah, no, I think it's a good message to spread and tell people about, but it's not sexy. Like, people aren't... If it was just that, people don't follow that too much. Yeah. So I think I like spreading it out a little bit, telling people about it. Yeah.

There's a good when there's a platform to put it on. Okay champ shit champ shit chance it drugs and bitches More meditating Feeling sensation like walking around different the next week is it like week? Like tell me how long it lasts the high eventually. I'm sure you start to get into okay I have to prepare for this next fight. How long is a high? What is the high like?

No, to be honest, I felt like I was kind of champ before the belt. I really, truly believe. I was the biggest name in the division. My fight versus Peter Jan was huge. My fight versus Pedro Munoz was big. It was a big buildup. The expectation for you has always been. Yeah. I felt like I've been champ. So when I won the belt in that spectacular fashion, though, it was nice. But as far as how did I feel?

I just feel like a fucking normal dude. I want to feel cool as fuck and feel like I'm the champ, but I just don't. Not yet. No, nothing. I still feel like I have so much that I need to do. I have to defend the belt right now.

I think you need to defend the belt for your champ. You know what I mean? So I still feel like I have so much to do and so much I want to accomplish that I don't feel like, which is a good thing, I think. Because if I felt like I'm like, I did it. I fucking did it. And I didn't have that drive anymore, that's dangerous. You're done. You'll check out. It's dangerous. So I haven't checked out yet. I feel like I'll know when I check out. What about Tim? Was there like a moment with you and him? I got to bring his ass down all the time. Why, why, why, why, why? He's the coach of the year, walking around.

That's why we told him he's not invited yeah, he wanted to come was invited, but then we had to un-invited Yeah, he needs fucking reality go work in the coffee shop. Yeah. He was great in the what did the flower moon thing? Killers of the flower moon. He killed new Martin Scorsese movies fucking thing you didn't know your boys in that room. Yeah, he wasn't breaking bad He's been Friday night

You didn't know retarded Matt Damon is your coach? I could see I get retarded. No, Tim's been doing good. He's opening up a second gym, a little coffee shop. His gym's right here and then right down the hall is another space. He's opening up a little gym, a little coffee shop. He wanted to come, but his second gym just opened, so it was like super hectic. Shout out, Tim. Tim's a fucking man. Yeah, we got to get him on. We got to get him on. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So you're not on this like super crazy high from it. Ha, ha, ha.

Tell me that's not Tim. Shout out to Tim. That's like a better looking version of Tim. Yeah. Eyes a little closer. That's what Tim wishes he looked like. Yeah. Who is that? Jesse Plemons. Okay. Yeah. Fantastic guy. A.K.A. Tim. Yeah. Tour announcement. Thank you guys so much for selling out Madison Square Garden on May 4th. We added a second show.

I don't know if there's tickets still available by the time this comes out. I'm recording this before we went to Australia. So if there are, that show is May 3rd. Go get those right now. Thank you guys so much. This has been absolutely unbelievable. This is literally my dream in comedy, is what I've been driving towards my entire professional life. So I'm so fucking excited. And trust me, you do not want to miss out on the experience that is going to be these shows.

When the hometown kid hits the garden, it's going to be amazing. Also, we're in Australia right now. So Melbourne, I'll be seeing you soon. Sydney, I'll be seeing you soon. And Brisbane, I'll be seeing you soon. Thank you guys so much, Australia, for selling out these shows. It's been unbelievable. And I think it's time. It might be time to really kick off the tour in America. Let's just say that.

Might be time to really kick off the tour in America. We might have to do some things. There's some cities that need to be seen. Theandrewschultz.com. More news soon. Peace. Breathing life into America. Yeah.

Tour dates, guys. We have added another show in Portland. We sold out December 2nd and 1st. We added another show on December 2nd. December 8th, I'm in New Orleans. December 17th, I'm in Glasgow. 18th, London. We added a second show. 19th, Manchester. Hurry up and buy those tickets. Those will sell out. Also, January 6th, 8th, and 9th, I am in Norway. Amsterdam, we sold out the first show. We're adding a second. And

I know that in the Netherlands, guys, Amsterdam, thank you guys so much. That show sold out in like 48 hours. I'm damn near putting up Schultz numbers. Much smaller venue, but same time frame. Also, January 18th through the 20th, I'm going to be in D.C. at the Improv. It's one of the best comedy clubs in the country, so buy your tickets for that. And last but not least, Salt Lake City, Utah, January 26th and 27th, Wise Guys, another historic club. Can't wait to be there. Get your tickets for those shows and more at akashsingh.com.

Okay, so you just laid out the next few fights. Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, Cheeto's obviously next in March. Where at? I don't know. What about business? What about it? Like, is there business that you want to do? Is there anything? Like, you got the belt. You've achieved it. You've reached the mountaintop. Yeah. What comes next?

You want to do movies? I got offered a movie scene. I can't say. Can we allude to it? Definitely not. Get the Pakistani out of here. Is it Hollywood or adult? Hollywood. Hell yeah. Just ask. It's just a general question. I'm not ready for movies yet. Like I said, I got a lot to do. And...

beating up Cheetos next. But as far as business-wise goes... How does the Cheeto fight go? What do you think? What do you think? Let me think. You think while I talk. Okay, you go. I'm going to do the thinking. I think, you know, stylistically...

And I think this about anybody. If I'm faster than you, that's why the Corey fight is so interesting. Because I don't know if I'm necessarily faster. I think it's pretty equal. But I feel like if I'm faster than someone, I'm going to beat him. And I think I'm just going to be too fast for Cheeto. He's tough. He's very durable. Cardio is great. Cardio is good. I'm not taking anything away from a very, very tough fight. Does he? Great dresser. Yeah.

A lot of things. Yeah. Is there a mental component going into a fight with someone that technically beat you, even though there was obviously a body malfunction? Maybe if he would have beat me in a three-round fight and went to decision and he just beat my ass, that'd be different. That'd probably be harder. For Cheeto to fight Corey again, remember when Corey fucked Cheeto up for five rounds? Bad, remember that?

You guys all remember that. You guys all remember that. So I'm saying, like, if that would have happened, like, it would have been, that would have been like, fuck, like, going into a rematch would be tough. But it's just, like, the fact that I watched the fight back. I was smoking him. Kicked that fucking nerve. Rolled my bitch-ass ankle, like, four times. And I was still piecing him up with one foot. Yeah. I blitzed him, hit him with a seven-piece. And I stepped back, and my ankle goes whoop, whoop. Wow. Yeah, my ankles gave out and fucking...

But yeah, so no, I don't feel like going into this fight mentally having to battle any demons. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the mental component seems – I assume it would be tough. But I feel like technically you'll be able to edge him out. I rewatched that fight today. Did you? Yeah, yeah. And seeing you even battling through the nerve going. You could tell when it happened. Bro. Yeah, what happens then? Are you like, I'm fucked? Or are you like – You know what I think? Because it's happened to people in the past, but the nerve comes back. Yeah.

My ankle wrap was too tight. And I remember having my coach in the back telling him before we walked out, hey, we try to loosen this up. This shit was so fucking tight. So when he kicked that nerve, I just don't think it was like able to come back. I didn't know it comes back in the same day. Yeah, yeah. It's happened to, it happened to. I said it happened to Jimmy Crute, I think his name was. It happened to Izzy, right? A little bit, but his foot, like my shit was straight. Yeah, you had just no control over it. No, it happened. There's a few fighters. Michael Chandler and Bellator. Yeah.

Happened to Henry Cejudo against Demetrius Johnson in the first round. His came back. So I think if I could have made it to the end of the round, I think it might have came back. But my ankle wraps were so fucking tight that I think it just shut it off. Cejudo wants some smoke, huh? He says he does, bro. But what?

Too little, you think? Well, not just too little. I don't really think that has anything to do with it. I just love telling him. Because I know that he's got little man syndrome, which is real. And I just know it fires him up, bro, every time. And he watches everything I do. He wants to be me so bad. So he's watching right now. Yeah, he wants to be six foot. He was chirping him without even knowing it on accident. I brought up the bell. I was like, dude, they should give you guys like a travel size one. You can walk around. And he just immediately goes, yeah, the Cejudo bell. Yeah. I was like, yeah, chirp it. He's not even here, bro. Come on.

And Aljo took Henry down four times. Yeah. And Aljo took me down how many? Zero. Out of? Out of two. Did he go for two shots? He did. So I told Henry, if you want to work on some wrestling, I'll help you. I told him that. This thing is crazy. But yeah, Henry acts like he wants it. But I think they're going to do Henry versus Murab. I think they'll do that. And then kind of depending on how things play out. Do you want Murab because he took the jacket? He didn't take the jacket. I gave it to him. I thought he was my jacket guy.

It looked like he ran your jacket, bro. I'll be honest. No, you watched the clip. Someone pulled up. I handed it to him. Dude, it looks like he pulled up on you and he said, yo. You didn't hate him out of just fear? I thought you were just like afraid of him. Yeah. You know how tall he is? The first time I didn't feel anything when you made fun of short guys, I'm starting to think it's a thing toward me a little bit. No, I got short coaches. No, watch the video. I handed it to him.

You saw he was in a jacket or something like that. No, I thought he was going to hold it for me until I got needed again. Yeah, but what about his nose though? What's going on? He looks like a jacket guy. I'm dead ass. Watch.

I handed it to him thinking I was a fucking jacket guy. Oh, fuck. Okay, let's see it. He's already on the thing. I got to find it real quick. But dude, yeah, when you're in the octagon, I've only ever fought in the octagon except for this time. So I was in there like, you know, your senses are tingling. Yeah. Fucking dick's getting hard. Nice. A little bit. Nice. What are you packing down there? I'm packing, depends, like a clicker.

Like a remote. Like Apple TV or? One of the bigger clickers. Not like the small, not like the Roku one. Like a clicker. Can you see? I already took it off. But yeah, look. It's off, it's off. Look, look, look.

I handed it to him. No, you got scared, bro. I handed it to him. You got scared, dude. You said, yo, take the Thriller jacket, run. No, you want to know what really happened? Tim was right behind me walking into the octagon. So you thought Merab was Tim. I was locked in. I mean, I was looking at Aljo's soul. I was looking at Aljo. I thought Tim was still behind me. So I take my jacket and I hand it to him because I'm locked in with Aljo. Yeah. And it was Merab.

And has Tim felt insulted that you confused them at all? I haven't told him. He probably wouldn't like it. He's going to find out. He wouldn't like it. Yeah, he's not going to like that. But you know what about Murab? That dude's funny. I think he's genuinely a good dude. I think he's genuinely retarded. And you have experience, too. That's the other thing. Like when you say that, that's true. I don't think he's actually. I think he just has an accent.

Oh, that's tough to tell. Yeah. No, I get that. It's so fun. I went to the PI a couple weeks after because I had to do something at the UFC. Yeah. And Aljo, it was after I beat Aljo, Aljo was on vacation. And Murad was just sitting at the cafeteria at the PI by himself. He lives there, bro. What was he drinking? He literally was just sitting there. There was no food. He just hangs out there. Okay. So. What is that indicative of? It feels like you're kind of hinting at something. I don't know. Yeah, I guess I don't really know where I was going with that. Yeah.

He's just sitting there, though. You know what I mean? I have another technical UFC question. Is there a mental component going into this fight knowing you kind of got fucked up by a stand-up comedian? Well, I mean, I don't want to bring it up because you guys are both here. I mean, we were very generous with the footage that we put out. Right? Yeah, that is true. I appreciate that. You did land that little teep kick, but besides that... But you actually ate it. I mean, that was impressive. I did, but I feel like you were going maybe like 10% on that. Yeah. You know what I mean? I...

I would say I landed one leg kick that would mess up your perennial nerve. You know where it's at. Exactly. You know what's going to suck? What's that? Is if he hits it again. Bro. My shit goes numb again. Then I'll accept that first loss. What are you going to do to stop that? Well, it hasn't happened again. Do you do anything differently or it's just you don't think it's going to happen again? Bro, that shit was so lucky. That was so lucky. I feel like you're getting mentally sharper.

Where you should be getting more CT'd up. No, no, I guess I don't get. No, like you're sharper than the last time you were on. It's reverse. I think you're, yeah, like you should be getting a little bit more punchy. Dumber. I'm definitely getting dumber in my choices I make. Like what? What happened? Talk now. Talk now. You brought it up. Let's go. You brought it up. What have you been doing on the farm? What have you been doing on the farm? Tell us exactly what happened. I have 15 chickens. What you been doing on the farm? Be honest, dude. You got dirt bikes yet?

Are the O's different now? Is the blue checked? Are they coming through? I've had the blue check for years. No, not you. The blue check? The blue check. Oh, the females. All right, fine. You got a little seat. Are the females different now that you got the belt? They want to touch the belt, don't they? He got that Will and Jada situation. Talk about my wife!

Okay, I'm just saying. What's going on? You'd be surprised, bro. My demographic is just all dudes. I'm not surprised about that. No, no, you would be surprised. Okay, I'm surprised. It's all dudes. I'm very surprised. But no, I'm saying there's got to be somebody throwing. You're walking around Phoenix. I don't really walk around Phoenix. No one walks around Phoenix. That's just too hot. It is a little hot. You're buying jewelry. You're getting a new watch. I've been buying jewelry. I've been buying watches. And the hoes haven't changed at all.

He got in trouble last time. You got in trouble. He got in trouble last time. Something is up. Something is up. It changed, didn't it? Better not put out the bird call like you did last time. That's what happened. Teeth got whiter. Did you get Invisalign or something like that? I've had Invisalign. I've been done with that for a while. I thought so, dude. You got glowed up. You got the belt. And now you got no hose. No. What the fuck?

What the fuck is going on, bro? This is crazy. You had the best deal that's ever been made in the history of marriage. I just, yeah. What's going on, sugar? Sugar, what's going on? Ask Danny. Should we bring her on here and ask her what the deal is? You done knocked out everybody. You got the belt. You're on top of the world. She prefers I don't talk about it anymore. Respect.

That's one of the greatest answers I've ever heard. Yeah. Because that's a great way of saying I am not getting no pussy while leaving the illusion that it might be out there. I'm going to use that. That's fire. Or...

I've been getting too much pussy. That's how they do it. I actually think he might be getting pussy because that ankle's been twitching a lot. I think that's his tail. Yeah. I think that's the tail. Okay, okay, so we're not going to talk about it anymore. Do you want to know why I think he's still maybe out here? Apparently, I heard, allegedly, Sugar Sean is a singer. Oh, that is facts. Yeah, we need that. What do you mean? He's been taking lessons. You didn't know that? Apparently, he's been doing singing lessons, bro.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. I haven't. What type of singing? Just singing. Just like some good singing. Does my voice sound smoother at all? I've noticed it. Has it? Mm-hmm. No, I need to hear you sing. I'm telling you, maybe that's why I thought there was no CTE because the voice is smoother. Three lessons of 30 minutes each. Give me something. I don't got nothing yet. No, come on, bro. Mm-hmm.

I'm just still in the early stages, but I did take up singing lessons and it's fucking embarrassing, bro. It's so embarrassing. What do you start with? What song? Well, right now we're working on What a Wonderful World. Wow. That's a good one. I'm still trying to find my voice. I'm a tenor. Ah.

Something, something. I still don't know the lyrics, but we're slowly getting there. 30 minutes each goes like that. I'm nervous. You still don't know no lyrics? Well, I don't. Sometimes we're working on that. Son, let's give him a song. Let's give him a song here. What's something we could sing? How about Annie? We just need to make that shit rap. Or Ice Spice, bro. You got the Ice Spice. Oh, Ice Spice. You thought it was pretty good. You got that. Ice Spice is hot. Okay.

I would love that. Yo, yo, chill. Chill, bro. Chill out. Yo, chill out. I forget. Chill out. That's what I'm saying about my choices. Chill out. On this podcast, all you got to say, with all due respect. If you say with all due respect, you could do whatever you want, but you didn't say with all due respect. So can I restart? Yeah. With all due respect, I would love to get up in there.

With all due respect, Ice, you already know this is with all due respect. He wants to get up in your ass with all due respect. And with all due respect, I think it's an understandable statement. Yeah. Did you see her fit for Halloween? I watched those clips like 40 times. The boopy one, belly booper. Whatever the fuck. Yeah.

It was serious. It was a great Halloween. We are wearing it. It was a great Halloween. I took my boys out for Halloween. Oh, yeah? What did y'all do? Wait, the ones we met? Yep. I like those guys. Our retarded friends. I like those guys. Nah, the gamer dudes. Yeah. They were great. I take them out to the club. They were great. I stayed sober. Didn't drink.

I didn't drink. What did you do? I didn't drink. But what happened? If there was any drugs that happened, what happened? If they did happen, what happened? He didn't drink. Uh-oh, glass is going on. That means coke. No, I stayed sober. I took the boys out on Halloween. Lots of girls out. And I stayed sober and took the boys out. What was your costume? I literally had a fucking fruit loop of a cop. Of a cop?

a cop yeah i went to it was last minute went to halloween store the one they put up right and i was like all this looks fire like bitches will like that and i put it on i was like yeah i looked like a fruit lube reno 911 vibes yeah i didn't i still rocked it i got hit on a lot though did you yeah yeah was it was it the fellas no chicks were liking it though have guys ever tried you tried you oh yeah i'm fucking in the gay community and then what's the best pick up line he's a twink

You got twink about it. It's called twink. I went to San Francisco once and I was with Tim too. We got looked up and down. That's going to happen. I wasn't dressed like this. Like Tim, dude? Thick redhead? I did lose Tim for a couple hours. I don't know where he went when we were in San Francisco. He said I have a phone call. Is Tim like a closet...

queer ginge I mean that wouldn't be closet if I said yes no because when we were doing jujitsu he kept putting me in this choke where he was behind me yeah and you're naked he called it yeah it's called a rear naked and I was like yo why don't we do some of the leg locks he's like no this is this is the beginner like he kept saying that didn't he let you put him in a triangle too that was oh yeah he did but he didn't tap he didn't fucking tap I wonder why

Likes that shit. He might fucking like yeah, but why'd you put your fingers in his throat though? That way can I be choked him out internal? I've never seen that Yo, yeah, but shout out to Tim bro the internal joke is great

Is that a legal move? Can you put your fist in someone's mouth? Nope. You can't do fish hooks? No fish hooks, no fingers in the butt. No way. There's some illegal moves I think they could change. For example? Like toe on the gate or toe on the fence or whatever. You should be able to do that. Wait, what? Oh, holding the fence? Yeah. No, you can't hold it. Why not? I think that's kind of cool. Too much levered.

That would be kind of fire, actually. Yeah. I like that. They say you're not allowed to do that. Yeah, you're not allowed to do that. You're not allowed to kick while someone's down. That's bullshit. Put that back in there. Punch someone's head off, dude. That would suck. That would actually be kind of scary if you could get a soccer kick in the head while you're on the ground. Yeah.

But you can in Pride. In Pride. What is it called? One. One. That's right. Yeah. I mean, it's gnarly to see a dude on his hands and knees just getting punted in the fucking face. Yeah, that's hard to watch. It's crazy. The hammer fist is enough. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't mind head kicking Cheeto like while he's on the ground there trying to get up. Just fucking sock him. You really don't like Cheeto. What do you think? What did he say that made you really not like him? I think it's his style. It's how he dresses. Okay.

Can we see some images of this guy? I don't. I feel like that was targeted. Are there any gays in UFC? Why you got your hand like that? You know, man, come on. We vibing right here. You see that? I was about to fight him. Wait, you think there's gay fighters? Oh, no, there is. One guy did come out recently. Who? Josh Molina. That was your perfect opportunity to be like, Cheeto Vera. No.

Yeah, show me like a stylus. Tell me you don't think he's one of the most best- You're fucking kidding me. That's a solid fit. Cheeto is top of the top.

Top of the top. That one's decent, if anything. Now you're liking it because it's got some color. No more. No, it was decent, if anything. Oh, the sneakers? That's good. That's good. That dude looks like his kids play soccer and he's one of the dads that are hanging out on the field. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with being a dad? You're not going to be looking fly. I'm just saying. We're talking about style.

He dressed like a grown man with a new style. You are entering the age of being an old dad. You want how you dress as an old dad to be cool.

Yeah, coming from me, you're doing a lot. You're doing a lot. You're doing a lot. This is a lot. It's a lot. I had GQ today. I know. That is kind of fire. Oh. You know what I mean? That's a big shit. I did live with Mark and Kelly this morning. Oh, shit. And it was live. And it was live. There was an audience. Oh, really? How was that? Unlike this. Have we got an audience? Come on. We got Emron. It was cool. It was good. But yeah, I do some big shit.

I'm a fucking big deal. You got to dress like a big deal when you're a big fucking deal. What do you think of Kelly's husband? Mark. Yeah, Kelly was hot. I wanted to ask about Kelly though. Mark was a cool dude. He was a big fan. Beautiful girl. She looked cute. Gave her a big hug. You would rip him?

Rip that one off. Did you feel like your last name? Yeah, the chemistry and the hug. Was there a lot in the hug? Do you think they're swinging? I like Mark. He's a good dude. You like Mark? He's a good dude. Really? Yeah. You know, he's a big fan. Yo, what's the gayest shit you would do without being gay? Rub another man's feet, maybe? Oh. Would you give foot massage to Tim? No. If you lost a bet? Well, I wouldn't make that bet. Hmm.

What about this? They called me gay for this like a week ago. My boy's feet were kind of cold and he was sitting on the couch with me and he put them underneath my thigh to warm them up. Tell me that's not the gayest shit. No, no. He was sneaking under the thigh for like five minutes. But it's your boy and his feet are mad cold because it was chilly outside. Tim's feet are cold. I get him some socks.

That's kind of gayer. Whoa. You put him on? That's not. I don't know if that's gay or not. I love that you tried. You're going to go fetch him laundry? Warm in your man's feet? You're going to go fetch your boy laundry? Warm in your man's feet? Are you putting him on? Is he injured? No. Are you putting him on? Okay. I wouldn't put his feet on or his socks on. No, just get him some socks. If he's like, yo, dude, I fucking took too big of a dab. I can't get up. Will you grab me some socks? I'll grab him some socks. Yeah.

But what if he was just sneaking them under your thigh? He's just sneaking them under slowly, and you keep moving over, and he keeps sneaking them under slowly, and then eventually you sit on them like a mother bird. Yeah. I don't think that's gay, bro. That's being friendly. You moved away, and he did it again. Son, he's nesting his toes on me. Tell your friends gay. Yeah. Okay, so it's not gay for me. Thank you. Appreciate that.

It's half. It's half. If you're meeting him in the middle, it's half. Come on. How many times did he try until you finally get it? You're more like the receiver when you think about it. This is a great question. If it was less than three, son, he went from the middle of the couch to the end of the couch. It was exactly thrice. He tried twice, and then he got it under the third time. I just accepted it. I said, hey, is your feet cold? He said, yeah, they're pretty chilly. Do you think he's cute? I think he's exactly cute.

I think he's cute. He's cute. Yeah, he's cute. His feet are kind of fucked up. He's a soccer guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's cute, though. And I would warm him up. I don't think that's that gay, though. It's not that gay, but it's definitely gay. But grappling in your underwear, I feel like it's gayer. Right? Right.

If you're wearing under... Yo, that was a good point. That was a good point. I would never do that with my boys, personally. I took a jiu-jitsu class and one class and I'm done. Can't do it. It's too much. Wait, why? It was the intimacy? Yeah, too much hugging. Do you have a thing with touching? You hug everybody when you say hello and then you leave. That's enough love right there.

If two alphas are going at it, it seems we can kill each other. I think it's pretty fucking straight. Well, I think killing has to be part of the equation. If they live, that's pretty gay. You can kill them, then you decide not to because you're that fucking alpha. I'll do it again. Gay? When you're practicing, it's just like... That is kind of gay. It's like catch and release with the fish. Yeah.

That's fucked up. That's what jujitsu is, is catch and release. Catch and release is fucked up. Especially when you're packed. You can put a hole in a fucking fish's mouth for no reason. Yeah, that's fucked up. I don't like that. I really like fishing for that reason. I don't like when people group that with hunting. People will be like hunting and fishing. One of them is like going out and getting something. The other thing is just like tricking them. I know my mom used to be like, oh, it's fine. We're just letting them go. No, I don't like that. I've never liked that. I've never liked that. That's better than killing them.

Or just don't do it. You're just going to put it back in the lake with a hole in its mouth? Or just eat him. Eat him. Dude, fish do heal. How long? Fish probably heal. I don't know. How long does it take for a fish to heal? Two fish heal? It probably gets killed. No, no, no. Probably swims sideways. Yeah. They draft a little bit. It's like Michael Phelps. Yeah. That's true. Why? Did that happen with Phelps? Yeah. His chin started to protrude a little and then slowed him down. I thought that that created more like water.

What is it? Aerodynamic for aqua dynamic? Aqua dynamics, yeah. Hydrodynamic. Is that why you wear the school cap or the water caps? Yeah, exactly. Imagine me trying to swim. Bro, I love this hair. It's great. Yo, fuck it. Pull it. No way.

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That's crazy. That's huge. Yeah, yeah. Have you ever fought at MSG? No, no. They wanted me too bad before I fought. The dude, Joel, is some high-up guy. He was begging me to fight there. Loves the Sugar Show. And?

You know, I had my fight booked in Boston already, but I couldn't tell him that. So I was like, yeah, we'll see. November's coming around. Yeah. But, yeah, no. MSG, that's going to be crazy. Do you have a dream place to fight? Like, dream venue? I don't. For me, I don't really care, dude. Boston was cool. I'm glad I experienced that. Because even before then, I'm like, I don't really care where to fight. Boston was really special. What do they call that arena over there? Sugar. Sugar.

Sugar. They renamed it. Yeah, it was really cool. You didn't see that? That's fucking great. Dude, congrats. They just wanted to think of the whitest thing they could think of. Sugar. Brown sugar. Oh. No, they would never. They would not. Not in this. Damn right. Heavy creamer. Do you have any garden?

It's called the garden as well. TD Garden. Interesting. Oh, yeah. That's crazy, huh? Yeah, yeah. Okay, so have you fought in Abu Dhabi? I did last October. Oh, dude, how dope was Abu Dhabi? It was crazy. I was there for three weeks before the fight to acclimate, and so I didn't really get to do too much because I was finishing up fight camp, cutting weight, doing all that, and then went to Dubai, and then I was there for three weeks before the fight to acclimate,

for a day and then I came back. Why did you all kind of laugh? You laughed in like a nefarious way as if something really crazy happened in Dubai. I almost feel like something wild must have happened. I bet you Tim did something. But what did Tim do? Tell us what Tim did. Tim was a Christian. Or Jehovah's, sorry. Wait, is he really? Yeah. I don't know. Jehovah's are Christians? No, they're not. They're Jehovah's.

But they're part of the umbrella of Christianity. No. Well, they're not Jews or Muslims. You can be Christian and then you can be another religion under it?

Of course. That's not how it works. Let me explain this. He's kind of got a point with this. You can't be this religion and then you're under this religion. Of course. What if you're Lutheran? Is that not a Christian? They all believe in Jesus. It's like, you know, you're the military, but you can still be in the Navy or the Army or whatever, but it's all about how it works, boys. They got your nerve. Keep fighting. I got baptized, boys. Yeah, now we're back. I understand. He's back.

Christian. You're a Christian. Yeah. But you don't see... No, I genuinely don't understand how that works. We know. We know. So what are you? I am, technically speaking? No. Literally. Truly speaking. What do I actually believe? Yeah. I'm Pakistani. That's not a religion. I'm a pilot. I am pilot. That's not a religion. You believe in Paka Jesus? I am pilot. Do I believe in what? Paka Jesus? What's his name? What do you call him? Paka Jesus. Oh my God.

What do you call your Jesus? I believe in Bacchus. I believe 100% in Bacchus. Who do I believe in the most? I probably believe in more Christian stuff than any other religion. I don't think you can really pick. I believe in some of this, but also the Muslims are kind of right. I think it's one or the other. Do they?

Yeah, they say Jesus was a prophet. They believe in all this shit. But that's like multiverse stuff. Like they have him in their multiverse and we have, you know what I mean? There's like hybrid stuff. Because the Jews started it. The Christians were like, yo, you're being a little bit too much about it. Let's be a little chill. And then the Muslims were like, nah, let's be serious again.

I think it had the Abrahamic... But they all believe in the Jewish shit. Christians just believe in the Jewish shit and their shit, and then Muslims believe in the Christian shit and the Jewish shit. Wow. I think it's crazy to think one way is right, but I also think it's crazy to think nothing's out there.

She's got to be right in the middle. I'm like, I don't know. Didn't you just tell me I couldn't do that? Yeah, that was... You really... I don't know if you know what you did. Two sentences ago, you were like, you can't pick and choose. No, I'm saying you can't be like, I'm this religion and this religion. I'm no religion. I don't know any of them. You're not religious at all. No. But you believe in God generally. I think God is everything. The universe. Woo!

No, I do. I think there's something to it, but I think all the religious stuff is fucking crazy. The more successful you've gotten, the more of a believer or the less?

Believer in what? Just like that there's something out there? I feel like there's something guiding my life for sure. Has to, right? And has that gotten stronger or? Stronger. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense. But I also like, that's just crazy when people. First of all, that's a good healthy reaction. Yeah. Because I think the people that go, the more successful they get and they're like, there's definitely no religion. That's like a screaming narcissism. They're like, this is only because I'm great. Oh, I'm God. I'm God. Exactly. And the people that get successful. Well, I don't think I'm not. Yeah. Yeah.

But if God is everywhere, God is in you, so you are God. That's gay. That's Hinduism. That's literally Hinduism, I think, right? Did you try to put your fucking mud religion on us? Bro, don't convert my boy. This is a good account. You can put mud on Indians, not on the religion. You can talk about some Muslims if you talk about Indians. So what religion would you claim to be again? What did you say?

I wouldn't claim that I'm religious, but I would say that I would probably adhere to more Christian things than any other one. I celebrate Christmas. I would celebrate Easter. I don't know if I celebrate it, but I would do that. Do you celebrate Ramadan too? I usually do a day a year of Ramadan. So 5% Muslim? You do a couple of Shabbat dinners. I even go to some Shabbat dinners, bro. That's what I'm saying. Damn, bro. I'm really out here. You know what? They all believe in the same God, and so do I. That's my God.

Whatever God those Abrahamic religions believe in, that's the one I believe in. Allah, Yahweh, God. Run it back. I see you. I see you. Yeah, we run it back. Hashem. Yeah. Hashem. That's a vibe. So wait, you never celebrated Tim's birthday?

Is that what you're trying to tell me? Tim's birthday. Yeah, Jehovah's Witness. Jehovah's Witness. He's not anymore, but he definitely is. You don't give him presents or anything like that? No, I do. Didn't he grow up in a carnival? His parents met in a carnival. And yeah, when they were like 16. But he was Jehovah's Witness for a long time. What were their roles in the carnival? Were they like selling tickets or were they like exhibits? No, I don't know. See, we need Tim here. With all due respect. With all due respect. But yeah, with all due respect, can we just know what they are?

Don't know I'm assuming you're saying your friend grew up in a fucking carnival and you never asked I definitely he's told me What the fuck they were

But it was, yeah, must not have been that cool. Damn. Fuck, do you go to rides? Would you go do those? Yeah. They're dangerous. Yeah, they're dangerous. That's the fun part. You get kicked in the head for money. Yeah. For money. You get paid to go on a fucking ride? Yeah. Oh, you're paying. You lose money to do that fucking loop-de-loop. Okay. All right. Yeah. I get pay-per-view points next, so make sure you guys tune in, buy a pay-per-view in March. Oh, is this your first fight where it's big money or what?

Well, last fight was big, big money, but this one's going to be- Can you tell us what you made last time? No, I can't. It's public, ain't it? No. I mean, there's numbers out there, but it's definitely not close. Meaning yours is more or less? Way more. What's the number that's out there? I think it said like 400,000 or something. And would you say that it's more by like- UFC 299. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bart, buy the pay-per-view. Would you say it's more by a multiple of like two? Two or 10. What are we closing? Two, three, four.

I mean, you're the, what is it called? The golden goose? Is that the term? I feel like once you get to three, he can't do the math, so you just give him big numbers. I didn't do good in high school. You didn't? No. He didn't do well yet. I didn't do well. Is that how he says it? That's what they say. Superman does good. I like that. I like that. Put him through the triangle. You know what they say? They call people that do that something. What do they call that when they correct your grammar? Douchebag? Yeah. They do call them something, not know-it-alls. Yeah.

I don't even know how to Google that. We can't be as all down to earth as the guy wearing the Richard Millais watch or whatever the fuck.

Grammar Nazi. Grammar Nazi. Yeah, he's a Nazi, technically. I am technically a Nazi. The Nazis took his shit. The swastika is originally from India. Oh, that is true. Yeah, they really fucked it up for all of us. Really? Yeah. So just tell people that when they see it above your bed. Just be like, I'm Hindu, bro. I'm supporting my Indian friends. That's crazy. So it meant something else first. Isn't that crazy? It means, what is it? Freedom? Equality? Shut up. What does it mean? So I can get a swastika tag. Good fortune is what I thought it meant.

I could be very wrong. You could technically get it tatted. It depends who tats it, though, and where. Yeah. Right here. It could be freedom. Yeah, I guess technically. Dude, I'm not to your guy, though. Oh, that's a good point. How do you know?

Yo, good point. Damn, that was a good one. I met an Indian dude one time. He loved the pod. He was like, dude, great to meet you. How do you say it? I love the pod. He's actually Australian. I would be mad if it was bad. He was actually Australian. He was like, dude, love the pod, you know? That's good. It's wild. But his name was Swastik. Have you ever seen this?

No, but that makes sense. Indian dude named Swastik. And he was like 20. I was like... We don't care about what Jews went through. We don't care. That's our shit. But look at the history, bro. So where we lived in Jersey, mad Indians. And I just saw it on multiple doors. And it's also like there's so many Indians. We got it. But I'd walk by it every day and never thought of things.

Why is this? I obviously don't know a shit about religion or history, but obviously the Holocaust happened with all the Jews. No, he acknowledged it happened. That's good. He acknowledged it happened. Can you give him credit? Can you give him credit? Give him a second. Give him a second. There's a lot of YouTube commenters like, no, it didn't, right now. Bro, Sugar's manager is standing over there and he's holding himself like that. No, it's because he's Muslim and he's very happy about what he's about to say. He's on to something.

He's on to something. I don't want this to be fucked up. He's got this. Okay, go, go. I was going to say, why is this, the war happening right now, why are they attacking the Jews? What's up with the Jews that everyone wants to get rid of them? Why are they trying to? Not like, that's not supposed to be fucked up. That's such a funny question. I can't high five me. It's just such a funny question. Like, yo, what are they doing over there? Is that not what they're trying to do? No, it's fucked up. They're trying to take out, what is it about the Jews that someone keeps kicking? What we should do is we should have you talk to Doug, our friend, for about an hour, and then you'll get it. Oh, God.

But then there's a whole scuffle over there. I don't understand it. Did you ever have any Jewish friends growing up? No. Have you ever met a Jew?

The fact that you looked at Alex was very not nice of you, to be honest. Like a real Jew? What's a real one? Like the yarmulke? Oh, like they got the personality. Yeah, yeah, they flag it. You gotta rep the set. I don't think I've ever met... Oh wait, Ariel Hawane, isn't he Jewish? He is Jewish. He is very Jewish. He is Moroccan Jew.

- Oh, Montreal. - Like Dove. - Like Dove, yes. Matter of fact, Tanya and Ariel's sister went to school together. - Holy shit. - Who's Ariel?

Ariel is the person you're talking about. Did you forget? You said Ariel. You're a goldfish. He had an interesting pronunciation. I think it was Australian. I pronounced it differently. You didn't forget. Ariel and Ariel could be two different people. That is true. That is absolutely true. Ariel. That's weird. Ariel. You call him Ariel. I would say Ariel.

What do you call it around the nipple? Areola. Sick. I remember learning that in high school. I think it was so funny. Yeah. Isn't there a song? I said like...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know the song. What is it? That's what I was thinking. I thought it was hoop, there it is. That's the one. You thought that was hoop areola? That is the lyrics, bro. Look at Al's face right now. I don't know if you played around. No, that's the lyrics. I think you thought that. Lil Baby's my favorite rapper. Have you ever heard of Lil Baby? No, I haven't.

But he's probably my favorite right now. Why? I don't know. It's just hard. Just vibes, right? Yeah, it's just hard. Have you seen his concert? No, I haven't. I would like to. Bro, you got to pull up. That would be crazy. You got to pull up. Tickets are probably available. Dude, come on, Akash. Damn, Akash. Akash is a hater, dude. My show too, you know what I mean? Akash is a hater, dude. Oh, because it's probably not sold out like your show. Hey! You know that? You know that? Have you been doing No Not November? No.

What's today? Today is November 7th. How often do you let it go? Dude, it's been more than less now, lately. It's been bad. I understood exactly what you meant. The way that you described it, I understood it perfectly. I think it's because I... He was rapping like Lil Baby. It's been a lot. Wait, like two weeks? Huh?

No, since I do, I've been busting a lot. Oh, really? Yeah. What is the appetite? So you said the opposite of what you thought. It's been more than less. Yeah, yeah, yeah. More than less. Four days out of the week, roughly. Right? Four days? Yeah. I would say it's been. You fuck every day? No, sometimes I fuck. Sometimes I hit it with a motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You stroke that little baby, you know what I'm saying? That clicker? Yeah, the clicker. I stroke the clicker. No, sometimes I'll jack off. You sometimes will jack off. To get my mind right, I gotta focus.

Is that part of meditation? You don't feel like it makes you tired, though? It is meditating. It does. Sometimes. It just kind of wears you out. I'm about to get back on track, though. When I'm in training camp, I only do it twice a week just to keep that energy, keep that chi levels high. Can you believe that?

I heard it's the opposite. Dude. Deadass. I heard if you jerk off more, it produces more testosterone because your balls are actually pumping to create more cum. No, I don't think that's true from experience. Really? I know if I bust more, I definitely don't have as much energy than if I hold that shit in sometimes. If I hold that shit in for like three, four days, I'll bark at a girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She walks by. Yeah, I feel that. Really? That's why I do that. What breed? You give her like a golden? Yeah.

I like Black Lab. You go Black Lab on her? Black Lab. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Oh, I thought you meant the girl. No, yeah, I get it sometimes. But if you hold that in, you go something about it. For training, like before sparring, three days, no nut. Before sparring, that dog's in me. What's going to be your non-fight thing?

live shows. Like, why haven't Mark and Kelly did that this morning? Probably do stuff like that. Stupid. Just gonna do Morning Television? Yeah. That's gonna be your stick. The Sugar Show. Filtered, too. Not crazy. Filtered, morning TV. What'd they ask you? It was six minutes and it wasn't long enough. Just family friendly, you know, very demographics, older ladies. Did you try to insert some shit in there or did you play ball? I played ball. Okay, so what'd they ask you about? Um,

making weight, like, how do you go from 160 to 135? Jerking off. No, I didn't say that. They asked me about, they said something about my tattoos, talked about the fight coming up, March, pay-per-view, UFC 299. Doesn't it feel corny? Saying what? Just doing those shows. The whole thing. Oh,

It feels like you've got to play a character. Yeah. But I was about it. I'm trying to get some, you know, you don't know what MILFs are watching that shit. That's a good point. I was trying to, you know, check on my DMs later. And? No, I will be checking them later. You've got to check Facebook messages. That's where the MILFs are. Oh, that's right, yeah. I don't really fuck with Facebook much anymore. You're missing a lot of old hoes. Bro, there's a ton of MILFs, a plethora of MILFs on Facebook. I do like MILFs, though, because it's kind of...

It's just like easier for like no strings attached type stuff. You want no strings attached? Yeah, obviously. Yeah, you can play video games with the kids. I've been playing Madden lately. With the kids of the Milf Sheet Bank? No, Call of Duty. Hell yeah, dude. Headshot. Like your mom. Whoa, whoa. Chill. You never said that when you're gaming with one of the dudes? I have. I've said some crazy shit.

Like I begged your mom literally no yeah call duty old squat before you used to stream Oh, dude the stuff you could say you let it all go. Oh everything you gotta get it. Let it out. Yeah some way I heard some of those chat rooms leaked

Like, apparently this week, like, some of, like, the recordings from those, like, Call of Duty lobbies leaked. Did you hear that? Like, recently leaked, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. From recent games? Or old school? Old games. I'm talking Call of Duty, like, Modern Warfare 2. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all archived. I don't know if you know that. A lot of it leaked, apparently, dude. Well, you guys don't even know which name I had. My name was crazy, probably. I don't know what it was. What was it? Yeah, I feel like you remember exactly what it was. It's like, sugar, one, two, three. You never guessed that one.

Oh, no. No. What was my fucking name?

My little brother's was Ty, T-I-E, Knee, K-N-E-E, P-P, Ty, Knee, P-P. Oh, that's kind of good. That was kind of a good one, but I don't remember what mine was. It's probably something just like generic. You're not going to branch out at all? You're not going to play any of the games? You play Last of Us? I haven't been gaming at all. I've played a couple games of Madden here and there, but I haven't been gaming anymore. Retired after I fought Peter, got the title shot, said I'm done. So what are you doing? I haven't been gaming.

Just jack it off. No, I still go to the gym. I've been going to the gym once a day, training. Um...

What's outside of fighting? What's after that? I'm trying to understand you. Just walk us through the rest of your fight career, then what comes after. Because you clearly have your fight career laid out in your brain. You're buying real estate. You're making moves. You're not a dumb guy. You're preparing for life after fighting. So I want to know what is- I want to be a billionaire. Is that really important to you? Not really important, but that's kind of where my head's at. You want generational wealth. You want the money that you never have to work again, your kids never have to work again, and their kids don't have to work again.

I mean, that's one way to look at it. I just want to be a billionaire. Just to say it? So freaking bad. On the cover of Forbes magazine. You know that song? Forbes magazine. This guy's a singer, bro. Yeah. You can tell he's a singer when he busts out those lyrics. But yeah, I don't know. I just think the investment stuff is interesting. I want to learn more about it. Amaran and I have been having conversations with...

with a lot of people that are in that space to see where we can invest more money and learn about that game. Is there an amount of money that you would make where you would stop fighting? Let's say your fight with Cheeto. I don't think I'll make that amount of money until after fighting. But if I made, I don't know, that's a good question. I don't know. Let's say you have $100 million in the bank right now. Do you take another fight? I fight Cheeto for sure. Outside of that? Outside of that, $100 million.

I love performing, dude, and I can't sing yet. So I feel like I would fight. So you need to scratch that itch, in other words. I have to perform right now while I'm this age. Because I know for a fact when I get older –

that if i don't take as much squeeze as much life out of like my this you know late 20s early 30s if i don't take just do as much as possible in this athletic form that i'll be i'll regret it we had uh jason williams on do you know jason williams so jason williams white chocolate was one of the most like influential nba players back in the day when i was growing up and uh but

way, way long time ago. But he was talking about how difficult it was to leave basketball. And he's like, I can only play so much golf. Like I'm playing golf nonstop. He has to like fill that void that like was his life. And I'm always curious with professional athletes if you think about what that will be. Yeah, I definitely do. I think, you know, if my body can still hold up, I think I can still do jujitsu, still compete.

But it's going to be hard because I feel like at that point I'm going to be so popular, so like it'll be hard to just go to like a competition and just compete without it being some crazy fucking thing. You know? So yeah, I don't know. I love what Floyd does. I love that Floyd takes the exhibitions. He's older, still like keeps in good shape, goes and smokes these dudes. So I think boxing, like there's – for whatever reason, like –

So you need the competition and you need to entertain. Dude, what about WWE? Yeah, why not? That definitely could be a possibility. That'd be cool, right? Yeah, that would be really cool. It's not competition. It's entertaining. But it's entertaining. It's athletic. It's athletic, it's entertaining, and there's still kind of high stakes. And there's kind of a competition. I feel like there's almost like a performance and like charm competition.

You know what I mean? Yeah, a little bit. Like you have a competition of charisma. I'm winning over the crowd. Yeah, yeah. It's not a competition like I'm going to beat you in this thing because that's predetermined. But I'm going to beat you in the eyes of the viewer. But I'm going to win the crowd. Yeah. I'm going to put on a better performance. Yeah. Yeah. That's interesting. I never really thought about that. I don't know. I think a lot of it is the true competition, the true competitiveness. What about business?

I think I do enjoy business. I will continue business forever. I wonder if you can transfer it into that. I've seen athletes do that a little bit. Kobe did that. Kobe did that, recipes, and also Magic Johnson. But he was still balling, right? No, when he finished. He made it like a mission to improve the players. Oh, shoot, that's right. See, he had his daughters that he was coaching. So I feel like there's that competitiveness with being a coach. I don't know. I don't know.

I feel like it's all going to – It's not something you have to think about now. My life's played out so perfectly right now. Like I feel like if I just go with the flow –

And, you know, keep making, start making better decisions. Is there ever a time where you like are at a fight and you see older UFC guys? Oh, yeah. Yeah. But those guys trained different. What do you mean? Those guys sparred every fucking session. Do you think that's what is taking the years off your life? Oh, 100 percent. Dude, sparring is brutal. I haven't sparred once since my fight. I'm not going to spar until I get in the camp. I sparred you.

That was before that. Oh, I prepared you for that. That was in camp. I did prepare for that. I appreciate that, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was preparation. Okay, so yeah, sparring's brutal for those guys too back then. Yeah. Yeah, Rogan says that as well. He was like, especially the heavyweight guys, it's like you're going in there with dudes that are concussing you and sparring. Yeah. You're not even getting rocked. Even if you go 70%, you're still getting touched. Oh, yeah. I've been fucked up early on in sparring when I moved to the lab when I was like 20, 21. Mm-hmm.

Like sparring hard as fuck, trying to still make a name for myself, trying to still like, you know, still learning. And I feel like it was important at that age and at that stage. Whoa. See, you got bars, bro. At that age, at that stage. No, that's the black in you. There's a...

Brown sugar. Yeah. There's Max Holloway. I feel like he almost started a trend. I feel like I heard that, but I feel like he also actually spars in camp. Oh, really? So he's just saying that? Max doesn't feel like he was lying. I don't think he was lying. I think he came out and said that to kind of be funny.

funny because it was COVID and he was saying, I don't spar. And I like Max. I'm not trying to call him out, but I feel like he definitely still spars in camp. Like you're telling me he doesn't spar at all. Maybe he does a kind of like light work, polite sparring. What I'm trying to understand is just coming from like, you know, watching boxers for years, every boxer has basically said, in order for me to get my timing right, I need to be sparred.

But then MMA guys go, oh, we don't need to exactly spar in camp. I have to spar before a fight, but I do not have to spar when I don't have a fight booked. I need like – honestly, I take my first session back. Sometimes I'm like, whew. Oh, it's slow. I'm off a little bit. What's off? Just like the timing is off. You play any other sports?

You play basketball ever? Dude, I would love to get on like a basketball league or go to the gym and play basketball. I just can't risk it, dude. No, no, no. But I'm saying like you've played it growing up. Oh, yeah. All right. You know when you haven't played ball for a minute, your like dribble is a little off? Yeah. Is that what sparring is like? Okay. Which I am nervous about because next – tomorrow I'm going to go and I'm going to go shoot around with the guys before the game. Oh, fire. And I'm going to try to show out. Yeah. I'm going to try to ball. I'm going to try to be like, yeah, I can ball. Is that going to happen? Probably not. But I haven't played in a long time. So I'm going to be like –

Real fucking off. I got a jacket for you. Do you have anything that you're wearing? Look at me. But you need some Nick stuff. You need to show respect. I think they have a... I literally asked...

one that's doing all my PR to ask the Knicks if I got like a full sweat warm-up suit, shorts, jersey. I asked for it all because I want to ball out. All right, I'm going to grab you something. You probably wouldn't even be able to tell who, if you had a pick and everyone's lined up on the court, say who's not actually, you probably couldn't even tell. Yeah. Yeah, they'd assume that you played for the Knicks for sure. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I would love to do that. 100%. I thought you weren't Julius Randle when you walked in. I act as funny as the second guy that said that. Yeah.

That's funny, man. I'm just worried about... What are you worried about, man? Yeah, what are you so worried about? AI taking over. I'm a little worried about that too, bro. Thank you, dude. Thank you. I'm not worried about AI. He's so stressed about the AI thing. I'm not stressed. I'm definitely not stressed. He's stressed. I'm stressed. He's having trouble sleeping. Elon fucking flew to London. Remember, did you listen to Rogan? Elon flew to London to talk about AI safety, so we're good. Yeah. You trust him? You think he's got us? Elon? Yeah. Yeah.

I trust the process, baby. Yeah. So we got it here. Yeah. Trust it. We're here, baby. I have a question, and we can cut it if you don't like it, but have you heard the conspiracy that the UFC is rigging fights with people like you and Patty because they need more faces of the... We definitely don't have to cut it. I mean, I'm living it right now, so if someone's rigging it, I mean, I guess...

So who would be the one to rig it? Wait, what's the conspiracy? So it's like they don't have enough faces of the organization, so it's like they're trying to prop. Mm.

guys who have a lot of charisma and they're really know how to sell fights. So is the argument that they would have paid Aljo to... I don't know. I just saw the conspiracy online. I feel like you've seen that. I feel like that's always kind of been a thing every once in a while when something happens and you're like, oh, that's crazy. But the thing you're right about, UFC needing stars right now. That's why I feel like I'm in such a fucking good position because I do feel like

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Babies, how old? Atlanta just turned three November 3rd, a couple days ago. Yeah, she's like, you can hang out with her now. She's kind of copying what I say.

She hasn't said anything bad yet because I need to get better at watching what I say. Yeah, you're a mirror. Yeah, but I'm also like, if she drops an F-bomb. Whatever. It's just a word. Fuck it. No, I'm just kidding. I definitely try to – I need to try to watch it. Is the personality starting to shine through? Oh, yeah. Bro, she's sassy. I feel like just little princesses are. She's definitely a little spoiled too, so it's like she's sassy. It's so hard if she wants a fucking applesauce.

If she wants a popsicle in the morning, and I'm like, Elena, you can't have a popsicle for breakfast. She'll freak out. Is it hard not to just spoil her? Yeah, it is. But it's also like, I know what giving her a popsicle in the morning would do. It's like, that's not good for you. It's like a little fucking sugar rush in the morning. Let's eat some eggs from our chickens. Some healthy, good quality eggs. What about toys and stuff? What if she just wants things?

It's hard to say no. Yeah, if we go to a store, she'll grab something and she gets it. Every time? Yeah, there's no like, no, we can't get that. That's not a thing. Are grandparents helping out? Your girl's parents? Your parents? Yep, Danny's mom is like our full-time nanny. And then Danny's sister has two young kids her age that she loves, loves going over there. And then my mom lives close. What is it like seeing your mom with your daughter?

Oh, it's cool. She loves it. She has a whole playroom just for her. Is it wild seeing them be grandpa? You're like, where was this with me? What do you mean? Like...

What I've heard a lot of times about grandparents is you get all of the love but none of the responsibility or discipline. So they just fucking drape you with love. And you look at your mom and you're like, hold on, you were telling me I got to go do my homework and all this other shit. Have you seen that with her or is she trying to teach you how to parent a little? I think just three is such a young age that it's just like...

who we'll see when she gets a little bit older. Because right now you're all kind of just spoiled. Right now she's just so perfect and cute. But I have this swing outside my house. Big, huge trees. The weather right now is perfect. So like...

Probably four or five times a week. I'll go out there. I'll know what time like when she gets tired like if she's not tired She's not gonna take a nap But when she gets tired we'll go out there and swing back and forth and she'll take a nap like 30 minutes on my chest Just like knocked out. Yeah, that's the best shit That tops everything that's like very peaceful and

That's the best. Did she surprise you when she knows something or says something? You're like, where the hell did you learn that? She said, what the heck? The other day, that was funny. She'll repeat things that you've said. Oh, yeah. Danny said she said something. She said she said something today. I forget what it was. Cheeto's the best dressed in the UFC. Did she say that? No. I am. Yeah, fatherhood's been good. She keeps me very... Best feeling you've ever experienced?

yeah those naps outside just like yeah those naps outside her drooling on me like her like her cheeks just kind of fat just laying on me that's the best yeah and it makes sense why you're not streaming as much like what you're just saying like because if you're basically like okay I'm gonna stream for three hours make a couple brands or I'm gonna go on this swing and just feel the best feeling ever yeah well it's fun too now I can take her to the gym and like hit mitts with Tim and she'll run around or watch like she can go sit back

in the back and watch Cocomelon or something so I can take her now with me which is really cool that's fun you know just take her with me sit in the car get in her little car seat and hang out with her yeah and they learn everything from absorbing it it's just watching yeah I always say that like I don't think my parents told me much but I observed them working they didn't talk to you that makes a lot of sense yeah talk to other people you need to fill the air

No, but like it's one of those things where I was like, wow, yeah, they didn't really discipline me and tell me how to be a person. I just kind of watch them. So anything you tell them, it just goes one near comes out the other. They're just going to see how you treat Danny. They're going to see how you treat other people. Exactly. They're going to expect this. High five. Yeah, I thought. Oh, yeah. It's been it's a trip. And it's like only one baby right now. Right. One baby right now. More. You thinking it's so weird. Like I have this desire to have so like it's I think.

I feel like I've always had it. I just want a fucking tribe. Like how many? Shoot the club up, bro. Shoot it up. I don't know if that's how you say that. That's how we say it over here. Shoot the club up? With all due respect. With all due respect, you gotta shoot up the club. Yeah, air that bitch up. But it's tricky because it's like Danny definitely is like good with one.

What? And I am good with one too because there is so much responsibility. I felt like that was a little racist. Yeah, that was a little racist. I'm just saying. I felt like that was a little racist. She didn't want kids. So you convinced to get one going? It just happened. It was an accident. Oh, really? You know what's crazy? It was such an accident that I'm like,

still, I'm like, I don't know if it's mine. You gotta check on 23andMe, bro. Are you gonna? I should. No. No, she's got them curly fucking locks, boy. I'm a kid. I'm talking about Forrest White. She's not Mexican if she only wants one. You're 23 and you need a wife? That was wild. You crazy. I was so confused. I was like, this guy's crazy. The reason she didn't want kids, though, is because she's so Mexican that she basically raised her siblings. She had five brothers. And then who did she get with? A white

A white. A horny white. Yeah. A horny motherfucker. She miscalculated. Yeah. She was like, he's only going to want one kid for sure. Yeah, but you're Irish, so. Yeah. But do you want like a little boy though? Like just throw one more, a little Seanald. Seanald Jr. Yeah. I mean, it's, I go back and forth. I'm like, I could be good with one, but then there's something in me that's like, let's have 10. Seriously. That was my parents. I battle that. You're bringing your girl to the gym. What if she wants to get into fighting and you let her have it? My little princess? Yeah. Oh no.

That would be hard for me. That would be hard for me. I think she will do jiu-jitsu. I think jiu-jitsu will be required. Really? Yeah, I think jiu-jitsu will be. Jiu-jitsu is so good for those kids. Even because Tim has a huge kids class. And just seeing those kids, that's so good for them. Just learning how to – just the confidence you get from jiu-jitsu.

Understanding your body. I just think it's important. I think Jiu-Jitsu should be taught in schools. 100%. So she'll do that. As far as fighting, boxing, MMA, I mean if it's her passion –

There's nothing really you can do about it because you can only find I mean you only you're lucky if you find one passion Yeah, so if that's like sure this is what I want to do for me to tell her no I wouldn't do that, but I would really hope it's not fucking fighting I hope it's hair Danny does hair. I mean like that's safe and cut yourself. She cuts herself with her scissors sometimes I can handle that

But yeah, I knock out Cheetos. Get back to that question. I feel like I'll knock him out. You think you'll knock him out? Yeah, later in the fight. Oh, you think it will go a little bit? Yeah. He's tough. Dude, he's very durable. No, Cheetos tough. Very tough. Cheetos tough. Yeah. So I'm not going in there expecting him to, you know. What do you think he's going to try to do with you? I mean, he's going to try to kick my legs. But that's kind of like being a lot of the guys' game plans, kick my legs. I think he's just going to.

hope his cardio outlasts mine and just be durable and try to get a finish later in the fight probably will be his game plan. What's the most exhausted you've been in the fight? Peter? Either Peter or my UFC debut. My debut was crazy. Yeah, I was fucking... Bro, that fight was crazy. You think it was just the fact it was your first fight or the nerves maybe made you more tired? I think... Well...

I was eating a vegan diet at the time and I wasn't eating how I should have been for a UFC fighter. I should have been eating more. And it was my first fight that went three five-minute rounds as a pro. It went the distance. And I just, you know...

I trained as hard as I could at the time, but looking back, I could have done a lot more. But that fight was crazy. Like the first round, I thought it was – my UFC debut against Terry on wears, one of my favorite fights to go back and watch. It was so entertaining. I was hitting such sweet shit. And the first round, I was piecing up, doing something crazy. The second round, I completely gassed out, just like was dead tired. And then the third round, I hit a second wind.

and came up back on and finished that fight. That fight, that was one of my favorite fights. Yeah. How much difference... Oh, sorry. Go ahead. What is... Just from doing a little boxing, like sparring back in the day, there is nothing more demoralizing and vulnerable than having no cardio and two more minutes left to come out. Yeah. What is that like in the professional fight? The cardio is gone. You're exhausted. Where is your brain going? Um...

I feel like I've trained. I feel like you prepare in those camps. You get there in training. You get that time. So you're comfortable with the exhaustion. Yeah. You're comfortable having nothing left to give. Well, it's either you quit or you keep going. And do you go, okay, I'm just defending right now. I'm just protecting myself. Well, sometimes the best way to kind of get a break is be offensive, kind of, you know. But it's not like fear taking over or anything like that. It's a comfortable state.

Yeah, it's tricky. It's like, I mean, it's hard to think about how you're thinking because you're just doing, you're just being. Yeah, you're fight or flight. And, uh,

I feel like I always knew I had the dog in me or some people, you don't know if they do or not. That was a big question for me or for a lot of people going into that Peter Jan fight. About you. Like, does he have that dog? When he gets in a bad position, is he going to still fight? Which I thought I proved when I broke my foot in my second fight. I snapped the top of my foot out of Liz Frank's surgery and I was hopping on one foot. I thought that was enough to prove that I had the dog in me. But I still wasn't very popular at the time, so I don't think a lot of people saw that fight.

But that Peter Jan fight, yeah, I got to show that because he rocked me hard in the second round. That fight was a war. I got to prove it. How much does the camp change when you're adding two extra rounds, like five versus three? Yeah, that was an interesting camp, last camp, especially because I was dealing with a rib injury. So it was like I wasn't even able to do – I thought I was going to be able to do five fives in sparring.

in mma i did five fives just kickboxing i was able to kickbox but i wasn't able to do any mma for the like last six weeks so i i didn't actually go in i didn't do the five fives but i i would add extra rounds hitting mitts or extra sprints than i would have if it was a three-round fight so it was just more more work that's how bad does the injury have to be to call it off

I assume everybody's injured in every training camp. Yeah. If I wasn't the main event and that fight wasn't – that was Boston. That fight was meant for me. That fight was the Sugar Show. So if it wasn't that, I probably would have pulled out. I couldn't grapple at all for six weeks. And you're going up against a guy whose competitive advantage against you should be – The strongest guy grappling in the division. Wow. I hate bringing that up because it looks like –

I don't know. It just sounds douchey. But that was the reality of it. I couldn't grapple. What was it? Broke your rib? No, I didn't break my rib. It was just like a muscle strain in there. So it's like you literally – have you ever hurt your ribs? Yeah, it sucks. Bro, ribs take months. Especially when it's muscular, you can't move at all. You can't breathe without pain. You can't sleep without pain. It was horrible. I could hit mints. I could kick box. I just couldn't do any kind of clinch, any touching. So I probably would have pulled out if it wasn't the main event.

Is it nervous in the locker room going into a fight? I was calm. Really? Calm. That's why I'm so excited for the documentary to come out. Because they were in the back the whole time with me. Are you ever surprised at how calm you are? Or are you ever like, oh, I should feel more nervous when I'm actually locked in right now?

No, I just know that's where I need to be mentally to perform at my highest level. I heard you say you'll get like a meditative state during a fight and you don't exactly know what's going on. Can you just walk us through exactly what that is? Because that sounds so fucking cool, but it's also kind of vague the way you say it. Can you just give us...

What's yeah. Yeah. So fight day with it. This was a weird fight day too. Cause I didn't even fight Saturday. I waited in Friday morning. Didn't even fight Saturday. I fought Sunday morning. So that whole day Saturday is just fucking waiting around chilling, but I'm just very in tune with my breath the whole time. So when you're constantly just following your breath, your, your, your heart rates lower, you're just kind of at a calm state. So all day I'm just kind of, you know, following my breath, very calm all day.

Like not exerting any energy other than like a little workout to blow up my lungs. But very calm. So in the back, same thing. Just following my breath, listening to the calming music until, you know, about 20 minutes before the fight. And then you kind of turn up the music but still very calm. It just all comes down to just following your breath. I constantly am just trying to play with my breath. Like I'll do long ass holds. I'll do like fire breathing with a long exhale. What was that?

I'll just do, I'll play with, it's like a game. You can just get this relationship with your breath, play with it. Is this like Wim Hof technique? It kind of, yeah, there's Wim Hof. It's just, yeah, I mean, it's just breathing. It's playing with it. But I'll do long holds, really, really just get oxygen to all my muscles, my entire body, open up my lungs, get my lungs prepared to, you know, be tired and have to just be able to move that oxygen. But yeah, walking out to the fight.

I always have that conversation with myself. I'm like, all right, I'm just going to let my higher self take over. Let all the work that I've put in take over. Whatever happens, happens. Truly go into that fight. If I lose, I lose. That's cool. It's like I'm not...

My life's not over. I've heard Conor talk about that. Like, his perspective walking into the ring, he's like, okay, I put in all this time in this camp. I work so hard, nonstop training, thinking about the opponent, going to kill him. And the second I walk in, have fun. I'm sparring. I'm just going to let loose. I'm going to stop thinking about all these technical little details I prepared for myself and just exist. What's going on in your brain? Is it just a reaction like move left, duck, what, swing here? Yeah, I would say as long...

There's very few thoughts going on in my mind. It's probably what those monks and the Buddhists get to when they're enlightened. Where they're just kind of there feeling the wind or listening to the sounds. I feel like it's a lot of that. Because I don't really have very many vivid memories of what actually... How did you feel when you hit it? Flow state. That was the purest form of flow state. And you can see it when you're starting to get off. That it feels like everything is...

you know, leading into another, like every strike is connected to another one. It's not this like, Oh, here's a pot shot. Let me hold my breath and wait. Each thing is connected to another thing. Yeah. You've seen that with Connor too early in his fights. Like he would, there was this like wheel kick that he would bust out every once in a while.

But the wheel kick came off of changing the direction of the opponent. And it was just like, oh, wow. Everything is a piece-by-piece setup. It's almost like chess match. Well, you guys probably feel it when you're performing on stage. It's the same thing, just in a different art form. Yeah, I really think it is. I feel like my worst sets is when I'm thinking about every little joke that I'm going to do. And the best sets is just flowing...

Crowd work thing here, this joke here, move this joke up. That's why I like crowd work because I can't think as much. Whereas sometimes, I don't know if this happens, it probably can't happen because it's life or death for you, but there's times where I feel like I'm watching myself kind of on autopilot. That's when I'm the most mad at myself. I try to get into that and it's just... That's where I feel like the breath comes in. That's why I feel like I show up every time. I know how to get into that flow state. What's that breath work thing that you did?

This is like a different breathwork thing. It's like your body has the trauma and then you breathe. It's all the same, really. I feel like breathwork is good for you. But as far as sparring goes, I don't think of fights as just another day of sparring. Because in sparring, I'm not trying to kill this guy. I don't really want to hurt my partner.

Like, I really don't, genuinely don't want to knock him out. But in the cage, I want to put his lights out. Bad. Maybe I misquoted Connor on that. No, no, you're good. A lot of people do refer to it. It's like sparring. Some people spar like that. I think they do that also to not make it too big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want it life or death. I want it to feel like the stakes. You like the pressure. I want that, yeah. What did you think of that Ngannou Fury fight? I don't...

I thought Tyson won the boxing match. I know he got dropped. He lost that round 10-8. I know he got pieced up in the later rounds, but it's just... I thought he... He did enough. I thought he outboxed him. It was very impressive from Francis. I mean, Francis' boxing IQ was so impressive. It was good. Even landing that hook...

But he caught the one-two. Tyson comes in with that one-two. That's his move. He has these great feints. Oh, he was looking sharp in the beginning. At the very beginning of the fight, he landed like a big almost overhand right, but he doesn't lube it too much.

He just stood there. That is a scary. And Tyson looked at him like, whoa. Bro, that was scary. I didn't realize he was 37. That is wild, too. Who, who, who? Francis. Yeah, Francis. I heard that on your interview. Yeah, 37. What the fuck? Do you think more MMA guys can happen to him? I don't think so. I think there is crazy levels to boxing.

But I think...

He's going to tear up that Eagle secondary, so you've got to trust Patrick Mahomes with more. Also, I'm going to go Josh Allen less. The Jets' defense is still really good. You've just got to trust the Jets' defense. And if Kenny Pickett is offered, less.

He's playing the Browns and he's Kenny Pickett and the Steelers keep winning games, but it's not because of him. It's in spite of him. Those are the Akash locks. Go make some money. PricePicks.com. Promo code Schultz. Let's get back to the show. What did you think about the Sean Strickland-Izzy fight? That was crazy. I was not expecting that. Sean Strickland proved a lot of people wrong. I thought Izzy was going to piece him up. That was a perfect fight for Izzy. I think a lot of us thought that. But is his boxing style just really underrated?

I think so, too. I think it was a mixture between—I think, you know, that fight plays out different. Obviously, if they fight again, every fight's going to be different. Of course. I think, yeah, Shawn showed up. Maybe a combination of both. Maybe Izzy didn't take him as seriously, but also Shawn's boxing acumen was higher than people thought. Yeah, I don't know. I thought it was a very interesting fight. I'd like to see Shawn box some boxers.

That'd be crazy. It'd be really interesting. I wish it wasn't such a big deal. I wish you could go and box a little bit and it didn't have to be a big deal. You don't think that they would let you do that? I think I will do that someday. You still want Tank, right? Yeah, I still want that fight. I'm going to... I'll get that fight someday. You want Tank? Yeah. Genuinely? Yeah. I'm going to get that fight someday. I really, really... The same way I would have sat here and told you I'm probably did... I'm going to be champ. Like, the same feeling I have is like I'm going to... I don't know if it's going to be Tank. It could be Ryan Garcia. It could be... I think...

That I will have a big boxing fight. But you also look at Tank and you're like, this guy's an exceptional boxer. Yeah, of course. And like a Bud Crawford, for example. Exceptional. Yeah. You just said how skilled boxing is. Yeah. It's not to take away from your skill, but you can acknowledge that these guys are absolutely devastatingly good at boxing. Yeah. Okay.

And I could still win. Yeah, I'm not saying you could. But you acknowledge that it's not a walk in the park like it might be against some guys. Yeah, of course not. I don't think it's... I say that, I could... You could also clip him and then drop him. That's the game. That's the game. I'm a fucking sniper. I know how to punch. So this is what I would say. And at your weight. You're so tall. If people asked before this Francis Ngannou-Tyson Fury fight, if people asked who's a better striker pound for pound...

Sean O'Malley or Francis Ngannou. I think nine out of ten people would say Sean O'Malley. And they'd be right. And they would probably be right technically. After this fight, after she... Striker or boxer? Just boxer. Just boxer. Even boxer. I think nine out of ten would be like, oh yeah, his hands are crazy.

After this fight, I think a lot of people go, I think we underestimated Francis' boxing. It's not to take away from you, but I never thought Francis was this high IQ with the boxing. The decisions he was making, I thought he was going to be like a lot of the MMA guys that go into boxing, that they have two or three strikes and then they freeze. Francis was, at moments of this fight, in control of who

Who I think is the best heavyweight boxer of all time. Yeah. I think it's different at heavyweight too. Because one punch. Not that I don't have one punch, but my one punch has to be right on the chin. And heavyweights, you connect anyway. I mean, he could just hit him with either hand. You get two hands in boxing, and he could throw and just land and drop. So-

Not to take away from how impressive it was, but I just think at heavyweight, it's different. Yeah, and the interest in it was crazy. I mean, the UFC's got to look at that and be salivating and go, okay, if Tank agrees to a fight against our champ...

We'll see. The UFC, they said, you know, they're like, yeah, we'll see. They have to build themselves up more. They don't look at him as a star right now. Wait, wait. They don't think Tank is a star? Yeah. What? Tank is... What? Tank has bigger pay-per-views than you. They said Ryan Garcia is a star. They said Ryan Garcia carried that. I'll be honest. If you look at the Tank's past... This is what they said. Of course. But if you look at Tank's past few fights, if you just look at the gait...

Whoever Tank fights, it's sold. Tank has the hood. There's certain boxers that have different cultures. Oscar had Mexicans, Latinos. He also had women. That was another thing back in the day.

Floyd had everybody. You either want him to lose, you want him to win. But Floyd also had black Americans. They were like, yo, this guy's going to win. We're riding with this guy. Tank has black Americans. I think he's getting there. I do. No, no, no, no, no, no. He's there. I'm telling you, bro. He's been there for four fights. But what I'll say is when you go watch a UFC fight, there is so much more value on that card than watching a boxing match. That's what I wanted to say. Like when I go watch, if I watch you headline, right? Not only do I get to watch you, I might pay for you. Yeah. But I'm going to get...

at least three or four other fights that I'm interested in. Even me as a casual, I'm a super casual. I will know both fighters and at least two fights on every UFC card. Boxing, I will know one boxer and then whoever he's lifting.

Jake Paul. He actually will have you been to a boxing match. Jake's boxing. That's all I've been to. If you go to a boxing match, it is an empty arena until the minute they walk into the ring. If you go to a UFC fight, it is absolutely packed. For the prelims. It's a better product. Yeah, but the money doesn't lie.

Because what they're doing is a go-out-of-business sale in boxing. They're doing business poorly. It benefits the top of the top, but it kills the brand of boxing. And then with UFC, they're able to build a brand, and the cost of building that brand is reinvesting into the business that builds it. And I know that's frustrating for you guys, and I want you guys to make all the fucking money. Don't get me wrong. And I hope that at the top you guys make all the money. But the way that you...

Basically, move past boxing is by doing exactly what you guys did. It's what Amazon did. Amazon didn't make any profit. They just dumped everything back into the business, back into the business. So the fact that UFC has gone from this weird hillbilly fringe sport where you're seeing like –

fat dudes fight sumo wrestlers to the number one same thing who's the guy i'm thinking of the big fat black like karate guy yeah you saw him fought hoist gracie back in the day or whatever anyway like to the number one fight sport it takes reinvestment yeah so i'm like a little bit i did i want boxers to make as much and i want fighters to make as much money i want you to make all the fucking money so the ufc pays the lower guys more than the boxers pay the lower

And I think that's something that's kind of missed. There's no middle class here. None. None. But the main event in boxing makes more money. They make crazy money. The main event. Yeah. 100%. But boxing as a whole sucks. Dude, corruption. Nobody wants to fight each other. Everybody's afraid of a loss. Whereas in UFC, guys will lose and then increase their standing. Yeah. Hey, you just show, there's a guy, oh my God, I'm going to forget his fucking name. Cheeto. Cheeto.

Lopez, I think his name is. Boxer or UFC? No, UFC fighter. He just fought someone. He fought another person on. No, no, no. Tio is a boxer. Lopez spelled L-O-P-E-S. I think he's a Brazilian guy that fights out of a Mexican gym. Oh, he's fighting this weekend? Yes. Okay, I see. Weird haircut. Weird haircut. Yeah. Diego Lopez? I think his name is Diego Lopez. He's a featherweight. Yeah. And he's a fighter.

He lost that fight. Short notice. But short notice stepped up against a guy who was really highly touted in the division. I think that was on the Henry Aldo card. Mozart, Evolove. And it was a sick fight. Stock went...

Yeah. And there's a perfect example. The audience goes, oh, you have an L on your record. They go, no. We don't give a fuck. We don't give a fuck. You really fought. You busted your ass. You were an underdog. You came up. You stepped up. And now we want to watch you fight again. Yeah. I think that a brand like that is awesome for fighters because now you're less concerned about taking a risk. Now you're not going, oh, I don't want to fight. You're going, yeah, I'm going to fight and I'm going to fucking show up. And even if I lose, I'm still going to get fights. Yeah. Smart. Yeah.

UFC's fucking... That's why I don't really complain about the money. Well, I'm getting paid good now. I'm in a really, really good spot. I'm happy. But even when I wasn't getting paid as much and I thought I wanted more, I was still just grateful that I could fucking go out there, do what I love to do in front of millions of people and still make money on brand deals, merch, other stuff. I knew if I kept winning, I'd get to the point to where I'm at now where I'm making good money. I want you guys to make even more. Yeah, I would love that. And not

all the guys are going to be. You should pay me then. I'm good. I do. I pay you $79.99. I appreciate that. I buy every fight. I mean that. I do too. Okay. You pay yourself? I probably won't buy the fight that I'm on. Actually, I might after because I have to go watch it back. Like that last Aljo fight. Right. I had to go pay for it to watch it back. Actually, no, I didn't. I take that back. Well, to watch the whole fight because they post that shit everywhere. That's the first time I've ever done that. If your fight is really good, you don't have to buy it. Yeah. That was the first time I've ever done that.

They posted on Twitter. Oh, the knockouts. YouTube. I mean, that goes to. That was crazy. That was crazy. I mean. It was amazing. Remember that shit? Yeah, it was amazing. It was amazing. They want you to be the guy, bro. The guy. Yeah. They want you to be the guy. That's why they put the knockout everywhere. Great fucking. That's why they fixed the fight for Aldo to get knocked out. Oh, God. But low key, that's kind of what I fuck with the UFC is like if they really wanted to protect you, they wouldn't feed you to yawn.

Putting you up against Jan is like, let's see if this kid got it. Well, look at this. October, before I fought Peter Jan, he was ranked number one. Aljo was the champ. Who were the last two dudes I fought? The number one dude and the champ. That's the thing. The narrative is fucked now. It's trial by fire. Yep. I do believe that in the UFC. And they're giving, to bring up Patty, he's fighting Tony right now. Now, Tony's coming off of what? Sixth.

Six losses in a row? Yes. Come on, bro. That's crazy. That is a lot. He's still dangerous. Everybody he lost to in the last six fights have been really fucking good. That's the other thing. Yeah. But seven fight losing streak if he loses to Paddy. I don't like this fight for Paddy.

I mean, I guess I don't know who else you give him. Why? There's just not much upside? I mean, you beat – I don't know. I guess if you go out there and he does beat Tony. Tony is still a massive name. People are connected with him. He's one of the most enigmatic characters in the UFC. Incredible legacy. And there's going to be people going, oh, I want Tony to get a victory, go out on a band. There's going to be people going. Take out Paddy. Is that – no. No.

Is it December 16th? Dude, this is December 16th. Did we pull that card up? December 16th? Yeah. Are you going... No, it's in... Vegas. Yeah. That card is so sweet.

I want to... You say Vegas, Vegas, and it always throws me off. It's like the third time... Yeah, you say Vegas. Is that how they say it over there? Yeah, that's right. Las Vegas? You're from Montana. It's crazy, right? He's a Montana boy. Wait, what am I saying? It's Las Vegas. You say Vegas. We say Vegas. You say Vegas. Yeah. How do you say milk? Milk. How do you say milk normal? Vegas. Vegas.

Garage? What about garage? Garage. Garage. Garage. Who else do you want? Are you at the point where you could dictate what fights are on your undercard? No, I don't think so.

I would like a big co-main event. No, I mean like your guys, friends you train with, like those, like whenever Izzy fights, he's got other guys from the camp on it. I think we're getting there. I'm getting to a good point to where I can start getting my boys in the contender series, for example. I think we're getting there for sure. Like are there younger guys that we should look out for that you train with that you think can really make it? Yeah, yeah, 100%. Well, there's guys already in the UFC, right?

uh marcus that dude's fucking crushing it marcus uh marcus mcgee okay kyler phillips okay keep that dude's a stud uh ezra elliott this dude uh was one of my main partners for aljo he's turning he's still trying to get a pro fight it's hard for a lot of these guys that train at the lab or train at good gyms to get fights why because they see that you train with these guys or you have a wrestling background as ezra does he's a good wrestler nobody wants to take that out yeah it's hard um

But the card's crazy. Leon Colby. Leon Colby is a huge fight. Who do you got in Leon Colby? God, dude, I don't know. I like Leon a lot. Leon's great. But Colby's just fun to listen to. He's a character. He's fucking loud. He talks shit. It's interesting. It'd be crazy to be him at champ. But also, Leon's fucking dangerous. Yep. Alex Pantoja, I finished him in the first round. First friend, Roy Val. I haven't seen him fight. How is he? Rob? Rob?

I think he's stud. I think he's pretty good. Shavkat Rachmanov versus Stephen Thompson. Yeah, what do you think happens here? That Shavkat is no fucking joke, dude. Okay. Bro. Stephen Thompson ain't either. If the country ends in Stan, dude, you're fucked. Yeah. Dude, I'm telling you. Dagestan, Kazakhstan, Pakistan. Shout out Imran. Hey, United Stan. Dude, if it's got to stand, you're going to get beat up. And what do we think over here? Tony versus Patty? I'm curious who Patty is. No. Oh, Vincent Luque. Gary versus Luque, yeah.

Dude, that's a sweet fight. That whole fight is going to be... I'm doing an after party. I have a residency with Resorts World in Vegas. So I'll be having an after party there. I'm not even fucking fighting. But I'm going to be there for the after party. Dude, this is a stacked card. Josh Emmett, Giga, Kazak's men. So wait a minute, didn't Emmett...

Didn't Emmett just fight for the number one Ilya Tuporia, right? Oh, that's right. So he just fought for number one contender. Now he's the, what is this, sixth fight on the card? Seventh fight? Yeah, bro, you got to...

Yeah, that's crazy. And Giga Chikadze, what do you think about his striking? He's very legit, right? Yeah, he's good. He's quick. Yeah, I like that guy. So the whole card, yeah, stacked card, end of the year, ended with a banger. This is going to be fun. Patty, I'm curious to see how he comes back. What do you think? He was coming off that surgery. He's kind of acknowledged it wasn't a great outing for him. Well, you can't deny that. You can't. It was bad. He lost that fight. But yeah, we'll see.

Speaking of Vegas, you saw that UFO situation that happened a couple, I think it was a few months ago, right? I remember hearing about that, yeah. Right, which one? Then they tried to interview him and then they wouldn't say shit. I heard you believed it. Who? I heard you believed it. No, I want to. I'm in the same, I'm in that Rogan kind of like, I would love for that shit to be real, but it's just hard to...

I mean, I listen to every Rogan UFO pod. I'll listen to it and they'll talk about the documentary. I'll go watch the documentary, like the one in Brazil. I had dinner with Lazar. Did you? Yeah. Damn. Did you guys chat about it? Of course. I believe he believes he worked on Alien Craft. Really? I believe he believes it.

Okay. Meaning I don't think he's lying, but he might not have worked on actual alien craft. Okay. Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does. That makes sense. Like people can believe the things that they're saying, but that can also not be true. Mm-hmm. What'd you guys eat? A fogo de chow. Wow. Yeah. No, yeah, that could be true, but I don't- Brazilian steakhouse. You know, it's the steakhouse where like you could put a- Keep- A little thing up. Green light. You bet it. Green light. Yeah. Yeah.

I didn't even know what that green, I left that shit up. The fucking geek is kept over there. I'm like, yo. Don't strain your mouth. Pester me. Any strip clubs here?

You like the Rippers? I don't, but I might have seen some teddies. You should go to, what is it called, 10? It's the Kelly Rippers. Sapphire's. Sapphire's still open? There was that one in Queens that was... Oh, no, if you want to get ratchet. Do you want to get ratchet? No, sometimes I go to, most of the strip clubs I go to, I'm like, ew. You know what I mean? They're fucking on the thing going like this, clapping their thighs. I'm like, bitch, I don't want to see your thighs clap. What do you want? Some...

You want the mouth but I also I feel like I had to be buzzed up at a strip club or else I'm kind of like Yeah, why am I here? Yeah? White white black Spanish where what's your what's your flavor all yeah? Oh bad bitch. That's a bad But uh I was curious like how they women are here that you not that you guys have been pried never know if you

pretended you went once. Pumps. Are they hot? Pumps in Brooklyn? That's like you get like hipster Bushwick chicks. They got leg hair. No, I don't like that. What was the one in Queens that was popular? My wife randomly enjoys this. There's a few. We got all the Colombian chicks. We went to Rick's and Sapphire's. No, Sapphire's. Riviera's is the one, right? But there's also the one in the city that...

I would walk past one at Times Square. Walk past my hotel. There's a whole thing inside. Flash dancers. Really? Flash dancers. No, what's the one that used to be called? Oh, my God. Quit pretending. No, it was like the famous one in the city. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That fucking movie. Not 10s. What's the movie? Howard Stern used to talk about it all the time.

on like 50, on like 61st Street or 62nd Street by like First Avenue and Second Avenue. Oh, right there by the bridge. No, no, no. Hustlers? Right by the... Right by the bridge, the 59th Street bridge. Yeah. Oh, that's where we went? Yeah, because then when you... Checkmate or Sapphire? When you order food and then...

We went. It's a steakhouse. We went there. Yeah, we went there. I feel like when I was in Atlanta, they kept saying, oh, you got to go try the fucking wings at Magic City. Yeah. Why is there such good food there? Or do you just think it's good? I think you think it's good because you're rock hard. This is fucking delicious.

Delicious. Yeah, yeah. I can see that. Yeah. And it's tiny magic. Have you gone to Magic City? I've been. Is it Magic City, the one that's kind of tiny? That's in Atlanta. The one in Atlanta. I don't think it was that tiny. Yeah. Sapphire's is the one you're talking about. No, no, no. It's another one. That shit was crazy. It was one. Of course. That's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the joint back in the day. Not anymore, huh?

I mean, literally the description of it. Yeah. Swanky steakhouse with plush seating. Yeah. It is a steakhouse. Oh, hell yeah. And then a few strip clubs do this, but man, so you know how it works with the strip clubs with like the finances and everything. Well,

The stripper's got to pay to work there, essentially. Oh, really? It's like a barbershop where you rent your table. Do you give them a percent or you pay- You tip out the DJ, you tip out the other people, basically. Wow, okay. It's usually one flat fee and then- Okay. You get whatever else you make that night. Interesting. Yeah, so-

What they would do is- I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. It's not like a guess. I just heard it. They would have scores bucks. I'm pretty sure it's scores that would do this. And other places have done this before. So you would take your $1,000 and get you some scores bucks so you could tip the waitresses, et cetera. But they would charge you

to get the scores bucks. So the club is eating off of charging you and they're eating when the strippers are paying to get their money back. Sounds like we need to go into business. That's what I'm talking about. It's like Dave and Buster's, dude. 100%. Sugar Shoals. Yo. Sugar Shoals Strip Club. And steaks. Do we want some steaks in there? Sugar Shoals and steaks.

- And the worst part of that, you switched over all your money for scores bucks, so you gotta use it all. - It's also not real money. - You can't go back and re-exchange. - Be stingy with 50 scores bucks. - Keep scores and then head back the next night. - Oh, you did that. - And then you still got some scores. - See, now you're thinking. - Now you're thinking about it, man.

But your girl might find the scores books. You know, if she finds singles, you can kind of play it off. My wife on her 30th after was like, let's go to the strip club. We got a table fire. Sure. There's like a 15. Now you were invited. Uh,

There was a club and then we went afterward. I forget what the club, the lobby or whatever. But yeah, the credit card receipt, it was like a $1,500 charge and it was from some random thing. They don't say Sapphires or Ricks. They put it in a snitch. Yeah, that's this. So I'm looking at the car the next week. What the fuck?

fucking clubhouse did he spend $1,500 on? Who stole my credit card? And then it turns out the strip club's just not going to snitch on me. You snitched on yourself? You called the bank? You're like, I'm disputing this. It's disgusting. Well, that's like one time I went to a strip club and they only gave us $2 bills. And then I had hundreds of $2 bills in my backpack. Where is it?

Yeah, literally. It was a gay club. But then I went home and my girl was like, why do you only have $2 bills? I was like, ah, just collect them. The funniest thing was Mark getting charted up for the lap dance. You remember that? When? You know, the dancers harass you for the lap dance? Oh, dude. She got so pissed. I hate when they have...

This girl came up to Mark and she was like, do you want to dance? And he was like, ah, we're actually about to leave. And she was like, okay, I'll walk you out. And he was like, oh, okay, well, we're actually not going to go anywhere. I'll live here for a while. And she's like, okay, do you want to dance? He's like, ah, I'm actually out of money. And she goes, okay, well, the ATM is right there. And he goes...

Actually, I just don't want to dance. I don't know how those girls can do that. I've seen that happen too. They're like shameless. She told him afterward, I hope you enjoyed the free show. Yeah, she gave him so much attitude. I hope you enjoyed the free show. Usually they can spot a mark.

Literally. But the way she was dissing me, I got bricked up, dude. I was like, yelling at me again? Goddamn. Margo was awesome. We got kicked out of this trip club when we went to one. When we were in... Jacking off in the corner? No, you would think it was that. Jacking off on stage. That's fine. He was balling up his ones.

And then he was doing like hook shots and jump shots. They're fadeaways. Yeah. Baseball pitches. Oh, that's not true. That's not how you would do a fastball. He was cocking up the leg. He was cocking up the leg. The girl was Dominican. I thought she had a fucking, she could hit it. Bro, I took him to a strip club and I gave him, I don't know, a couple hundred dollars. And then I look over and I'm like, where is Mark? And he's at the bar of it. And he's building a little house out of the dollars.

Son. Son. You're a retard, bro. But what did the girl do? Remember what the girl did? She comes over fully naked. It's only non-nude bar or full nude bar in Tampa. And she just does a full split and fucking crushes the house. Damn. Fucking building seven on my shit. Building seven. Speaking of, I was in the World Trade Center today. No, you weren't. Yeah. Well. Oh,

A one-world tree. One-world, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucked that up. But I was kind of spooky, honestly. That was a little wild. Yeah, the vibes are weird. It is a little wild. Yeah, kept looking out the window. Are there businesses in it? So it's just, oh, GQ is in that? Was I supposed to say that? I mean, I think it's fine. I mean, it's a big building. Yeah, it has a lot of shoes. I won't say they were on the floor. No, I'm just kidding. But yeah, that was crazy. I'm like, fuck, if I had to pick to jump out this window or burn...

Like, that fucking was fucking with me. Crazy, right? My brother saw people jumping out. Are you serious? When he was in middle school. His middle school was a few blocks away. He was, like, calling home to see if he could get picked up. Like, put a trampoline out there. Yeah, no way. Would you hit a gainer? What's a gainer? What's a gainer? What's a gainer? But when you run forward and you jump backwards off. Like a backflip?

Would I backflip out of the building? You know what's so funny about that? Nothing. No. This is what's funny. This is what's funny. I thought if I had to jump off to something to my death, like if I just didn't have a choice, you might as well flip. That's my thought process. That's why I asked the question. I was like, fuck, I could probably hit a sick gainer. You go gainer, you do front flip, or do you try to like slow it down a little bit? But you're already going to jump. There's no question. You're jumping. Yeah.

Yeah. What do you do? I'm cannonball, eyes closed, hoping. You're cannonball, man. Same way. You know you're going to die. You know? I'm probably aiming for people to break my fall. You're in the plane. Oh, that's fun. You're like this. What an answer from the Jew who really didn't know. Yeah.

Okay. Listen, Shuga, before we get out of here, we know that you have a fight against Cheeto. You're damn right. Okay. Is there any last words to the best dressed man in the UFC that you'd like to say? I think you should go to the strip club tonight. All right.

Oh, he's talking to himself. That was cold. That was motherfucking cold. That's it. Sugar Sean, don't fucking fall. The motherfucking champ is in the building.