ShxtsnGigs on Cheating, Immigrant Parents, & Sucking Your Homie
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- There's a British way to pronounce your name in American way. - Tell me how you pronounce it. - Here, I think it would be Foo-hud. - No. - They're Foo-hud. - Foo-had. - Foo-had. - Foo-had. - And what do you think Americans would pronounce it? - Yes.

I have to be respectful, bro. I have to be respectful. I have to be respectful. It's my, my Evo brother right here. I'm Yoruba actually. I knew he was Yoruba. He's like 50-50. He's like 50-50. I'm a Yoruba. It was three. It was three. What is it? Yoruba, Evo, and then Hausa. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the one, who are the smart ones? I would say Yoruba. Yoruba. And then who are like the conniving ones? I

I can't speak on that. I can't speak on that. I can't speak on that. You know what it is. And then that's all you need to know. That's right. You're always like, we're educated. We're going to school. The house are the lazy ones. According to you. And then... And then what was it? And then Ebo. And then Ebo is what? They're the ones that are always... They got the scams. They're the greatest scammers in history. According to you, bro.

There's no truth to this at all? What is the stereotype? We're just speaking about, like, stereotypes. I would say, stereotypically, Nigerians as a whole are scammers. Can I tell you? I wouldn't say. I wouldn't. I've said this before. My dad told me one time, and this was so, like, specific. I didn't even think it was racist. He goes, let me tell you the two people you don't do business with ever.

Nigerians and Ismailis. He didn't say black people and Muslims. He said Nigerians and Ismailis, which is like the smallest sect of Islam. He was like, never trust them as far as you can throw them. I was like, what's going on? This is so specific. I'm going to choose to believe it. Why do Nigerians have that reputation? Just a little scam shit? I just thought they need money, man. There's six populous country in the world, man. There's too many of them. There's way too many of them. And there's not enough funds going around. But does that same rep

Britain as well or no? Not as much as here. No one there as much as here, but I would say... Why don't we have it here? I would say it's like, actually, because we're Nigerian, it's just... It's going to follow us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's facts. Yeah, facts, facts. But you can't switch that. We're switched on. Yeah, yeah. You were scammed in the 90s. We were scammed.

felt for it. They're bad people. Oh, that's a good ass point. Shit.

Yo, here's a question. Yeah, yeah. Are there black people in the UK that are just black people? Meaning? Like, you're African. You're Nigerian. Everybody leads with the ethnicity. You are nationalities before you are a race. Yeah. Typically. Like, you know, in America, we got black people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you would never say I'm black first, right? I mean, yeah. You'd be like, I'm Nigerian. No, no, I say I'm black. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ugh.

The subsectors is just among black people. Yeah. Yes. Oh, so the whites out there just see you as black. They're not like, oh, he's Nigerian. He's Jamaican. He's... They are a bit, but like, not on like first introduction. Yeah. What do they say? No, first introduction is just black. It's just black in it. Black is black. They say what they see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like... I think it's black in it. I think it's like... What is it? It's only recently in the last few years because before...

If you don't mind me saying this, it's true. It never used to be cool to be African in the UK. Oh, this is facts, by the way. This is facts. In the, like, early 2000s. And now with the Afro beats and shit. Yeah, exactly. Fire. I feel like... It's fucked to be African now. So wait, who were the coolest Blacks before? Jamaicans. Okay, so the Caribbean Jamaicans ran Black

culture yeah from 2000 2010 yeah longer than that from like the 80s oh yeah true i'm talking about like when i was noticing it yeah yeah for like a good decade okay and then africans come on yeah yeah and are the jamaicans taking a back seat i want to be honest don't be polite no no i want to say they've taken a back seat but i would definitely say they've taken a back no no not even necessary to more so taking a back seat not by choice

Oh, shit. I feel like Nigerians have just, like... Yeah, force-fed it. Force-fed the nation. There's way too many of us. Son, you had a thing. You had a fucking... There was a clip where you were talking about Nigerians just speak so poetically in terms of, like, anger and hatred. Oh, yeah. That's what you were saying. You braided it out to me. What was it? Something my enemy... What was it that means my enemies have succeeded? Anytime you're angry, you say, my enemies have succeeded. Yeah.

I mean, it's so good. It's unbelievable. There was this white dude. I think he was white. Maybe he was even white Nigerian. I'm not sure. But he was doing like a stand-up bit. I don't know how it came up. And it was about a Nigerian pilot. Have you guys seen this bit? I don't think so. I don't think so, bro. Man, this shit was cracking me up, man. And it was, he goes, Nigerian pilots. He goes, Nigerians, we're so arrogant. Or Nigerians are so arrogant. The Nigerian pilot walked on the plane from the back. What?

So everyone can see. Yes. I love that energy. 100%. 100%, bro. That's energy. Yeah, 100%. That's energy. Yeah, I love that. Where does the confidence come from? What's your background? So my family's from, well, I'm half white and then my dad's side's from Trinidad. So you're Trini? Yeah. And the white side is what? Irish. Is Irish? Yeah. Okay, wow. Oh, in today's comment, you're a colonizer right now.

Unfortunately. The game is the game, bro. Kendrick put that stink on you, man. But it's really not fair because the Irish got fucked too. You're like, you're double slaved. I know it sounds... It sounds... It sounds...

Insane. But it is factually true. Simply true. Yeah, bro. Both my parents, yeah. They was potato slaves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit's probably harder to pick than cayenne if you think about it. Yanking one of the potatoes out the ground or whatever they eat.

You ever seen an Irish dude's calves? That shit is fucking crazy. Irish don't fuck around. Get them taters out. Yeah, that's jokes. That sounds like a racist term for Irish people. Taters. Taters. Taters. Taters. Them taters is crazy. Anyway, so it's fucked up that you would get labeled a colonizer when you've been through it.

No one's ever called me a colonizer. That's a very American thing. Oh, is it? That is very American. I'm sure you're referencing what's happened with Drake. For sure, for sure, for sure. What do y'all think about that? Is Britain taken aside? I think universally it's like you can't, at the time when it was happening, you weren't allowed to give Drake any props because then you're on his dick.

If you're just like, oh, this song's all right. You're like, bro, over here, over here, over here, over here. Really? Yeah, 6ix9ine God, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, 6ix9ine God, yeah. A minor, A minor. But yeah, for real, the Kendrick fans were diehards. Yeah. Yeah, we made a, we did a clip. We had a Patreon clip. Of just like...

where we were ranking okay I think this one won I think this one won I think this one won brother yeah they cooked us the comments were like fuck these fucking guys bro yeah to give I mean we landed it on I think Kendrick was winning we landed on a Kendrick three and a half Drake three yeah yeah yeah and they still were not they were like fuck you yeah

It was insane, bro. I thought Drake's had crazy love over there. He does. He does. He does. Don't get me wrong. Everyone loves Drake, but just like when it came to that rap beef stuff, it was like Kendrick fans are just way louder. Yeah. Even out there. Yeah. And they just pick the side and run with it. Yeah, 100%. Wow. Because didn't Drake do the same shit out there? Like he hopped in the grime scene just to...

steal a little bit from it and then he was out. But it's crazy how we're looking at it as like steal a little from it because we are... Before this happened, we looked at Drake blessing people. It was the... I called it the Drake stimulus pack. It wasn't even like... I don't even think personally stealing at that time because he like... Because in...

Basically, we have, you know, One Dance. Yeah, of course. That Drake song is sampled from a Funky House. Funky House is a genre in the UK that was very popular for a very small amount of time. It never went international, but we loved it. Like 2009, 2010. And the biggest song we had in Funky House was that song that he sampled from...

And like that song did more for Funky House than like anything. So we don't really think about it as like stealing. It's like, oh, wow. It's paying homage, man. Yeah. So why is it so weird that there's hate even out there for Drake? Do you think it's just like being on the top? Eventually there's people who build resentment for sustained greatness?

Yes, long story short. Oh, 100%. Long story short, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's doing so many side missions now, it's pointless. He's doing so many side missions. There was a phase, in my opinion, there was a phase he was either featuring or having people feature on his stuff where it's like, he doesn't need to be doing this. Right. And yeah, it just continued and continued and continued. People are hating on it, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it is a weird time.

By the way, we're here with Shits and Gigs. I don't know if I... Biggest pod in the UK? One-off. One-off. One-off. British podcast royalty. Actually, is royalty a compliment or is that a pejorative? How would you guys look at the term royalty? In America, we just kind of use it, you know, when you're popular. Yeah, we just use it. We don't even... I don't even think we relate. If you were like, oh, podcast royalty, it doesn't even...

correlate to royal family. But do you guys like the royal family or are you against them? No one cares, bro. Honestly, you couldn't care less. Really? No one in England cares about the royal family. What's up with Kate? Is she alive? I couldn't tell you. Didn't she have a thing? She got a C-bomb in her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's lockdown. No one knows. No one knows. Yeah, no one knows. She's sick, but no one fucking knows. So do you think the royal family is losing their...

their like influence on culture. Yeah, I think they got like 50 years tops. Whoa. I think less. You think less? I think less. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's charged. If they don't even care out there, it's done. If you go to like, when it's stuff like the Royal Wedding and like the Jubilee and all this kind of stuff, most of the people there are American. Like, English people, we really don't care. That's what I was going to ask you. Like, is it valuable just to hold on to for tourism? Tourism, 100%. It does crazy stuff for tourism. Because it's fun to look at. When they're walking around or whatever. Buckingham Palace is out there. Beautiful.

yeah yeah it looks sick as a tourist but like you know even guards know them no one knows a guard bro wait why can't you know nothing you can't know them no one cares bro but like none of your boys is like i'm going out for the standing still job what are they like when they're not standing still all day to be fair i ain't got a fucking clue i think it's probably like a generational thing

I don't know anyone who's ever known a guard. Facts. Ever. But that's like, you're asking the wrong guys. The white is shit. Do they have black ones? I've never seen a black one. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Because you know they be laughing. White guys can be like this, but if you start snapping on the black dude, he goes, whoop! All this stuff that they do, if it was a black guard, he'd go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Say that shit again. Chinese protest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. Bro, yeah. I'm like, it'll lift off his... Yeah. Pull that thing out. Pull that thing out. Just show it. Hey, hey, hey. Keep talking.

They might need to do that. They might need a new class of black guards. That would be hilarious. That would be fucking funny. That would be Nigerians. 100% Nigerians love the royal family. Nigerians love the royal family, but they just love Princess Diana. I think every African loved Princess Diana because she was for the people. Because she was for the people. She was for the people. Yeah. Yeah. What was the real reason, bro? Not 10. What was the real reason, bro? Every

like our parents generations if you're African they love Princess Diana oh okay okay and it just like trickled down okay I thought for the people was like she you know she likes it oh no no no she likes brown dudes she likes brown dudes yeah she does like brown dudes yeah yeah okay so that's it it was just the Princess Diana everybody was seduced by her Nigerians were like

Well, Africans period to be honest. Africans period. Really? Yeah, because she was American. We liked her. Yeah, but we liked that she was like a little bit of a rebel. That's the reason why. Running in a race when she shouldn't. Exactly, exactly. It's so easy to be a rebel when you're royal family. Oh, but you have to do nothing. But it seems like... Yeah, bro. Two kids came out of that?

That's for two kids? And they ain't had gym culture back then. Exactly. There was no P90. There was no workout shit at all. Like, that's straight metabolism and depression. So why we don't love meat? That's metabolism and sadness, bro. Look at that. Look how fit she is. Correct.

So how do you feel about Meghan Markle? Meghan Markle? She's cool, man. She stole your gin. How do you feel about that? I'm here for it, bro. I'm here for the cultural. Really? Black Girlfriend effect. Yeah. You're into that. Yeah. What's a black girlfriend? They just come in and start fighting? No, bro.

You guys don't know about the black girlfriend effect. Yeah, she just... What is the black girlfriend effect? You just throw out the other culture. Yeah, so you'll see a guy who's had a black girlfriend, all of a sudden he's got buzz cut, like, clean shape up. Close up, bro. I like that. They shave their hair because they start losing it. Because they're so stressed being around this black girl complaining about shit all the fucking time.

That's why they gotta shave their head. Nah, bro. White guys with black girlfriends, they step their dick up. They grow a beard because there's more cushion when they get slapped the fuck out of it. I think the black girlfriend effect, hmm, it might be a protective instinct, bro. You think? Protective. Do you guys, have you ever had black girlfriends? Yeah. Have you ever had white girls? Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. What's your favorite? Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

We love them all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We love them all. That means white. Yo, who gets white? That means white. Hey, let me get a U.S. translation. Kendrick fans, get him! We love them all.

Guys, uh, we added a second and third shows to a bunch of cities, uh, the life tour. These are the last shows of the tour. We added another show at Atlantic city. We had another show at San Antonio. We had another show Denver. We had another show Cincinnati. Uh, we had another show at Salt Lake city. We had another show at Reno. We had another show at San Jose. Uh,

We're also coming to Portland. We're also coming to Honolulu. That's where it's going to wrap up. We're also coming to Columbus and Cleveland, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Minneapolis. So you can go get those tickets right now at dandrusholes.com. Grab them before they're gone. God bless. I will see you guys out there. And then we lock up this special. And then it's game time. We appreciate y'all. Peace.

All right, guys, I'm going to give you some dates as well. July 26th and 27th, Jacksonville, August 29th and 30th, Honolulu. September, we got Vegas, we got Miami, we got Lutherville, that's Magoobies, and we got plenty of shows. But more importantly, I want to talk about the chai shop that I have invested in. This is important to me, not only because it is owned and run and operated by my

brother, Arjun Gupta, fantastic actor, and his lovely wife from India, from Assam, where they have some of the best tea in the world, noticed there was a void of actual really good chai. No disrespect to anybody else, but we felt there was not truly good chai in New York. So they opened a chai shop. They also serve wine, but chai is the thing I'm focusing on. It's called Fontanious. It's in Dumbo, 28 J Street. Shubh went there. Shubh is from India. Shubh, how did you like the chai?

Let's go. And he said that unprompted. That's why I made him say it. I'm so proud of my brother. I hope you guys go there. I hope you guys love it. I'm also invested. So, you know, you'll support me too, but just, just get the best guy in the city. Fontanious. F-O-N-T-A-I-N-H-A-S. I love y'all. God bless. Let's get back to the show. All right. Where's the, where are the hottest, where are the hottest white girls in all of, uh,

great Graham from? Penis white girls in England, bro. I was in Manchester. What did you say? Penis white girls. I thought you said penis white girls. Yeah, you guys need to step your slang up. We got the penis white girls here too. Yeah, bro. I've seen. On the walk here, bro. Did you get caught? Caught? Caught what?

I don't know. You don't need to go checking it out. What happened with the penis white girl? Seeing that bulge from the back. From the back like a bulldog? No, I've seen... With the nuts are waddling from the back. A very attractive human, I think was like mid-transition. Mid.

- Yeah, mid-transition. - Are you describing it or are you saying halfway through? - Like halfway through. - Oh, I thought you were like, it's mid-transition, but it was mid. - No, no, right, it's mid-transition. Yeah, midway through the transition period. And I was like, oh, interesting. - Yeah. - Yeah, fascinating. - Do you think we missed the colony or being a colony? Do you think we missed the motherland? - I can't answer that question.

No. Do you think we're acting out a little bit? We're just like, oh, look at all my guns. But we really just want you to be like, you know, get in line. Look at my freedom of speech and my gun. Pew, pew, pew. But we really want you guys to be like, okay, settle down now. Back in the fold. Ah.

Do you think that's possible? What do you think about, like, formally being part of Britain? How does that make you guys feel? That was the most proud moments I had as an American. Knowing that you used to be British? Yeah. Makes sense. Fair play. I stopped watching Hamilton right when they invade. I go, I want to see where this is going. This looks crazy. Everything was good. Hilarious. What's a little tax? You get taxed more now.

when we were with you guys. That is true. You know? That is actually true. And when we were with you guys, we had all the beautiful things of British culture that you guys love and enjoy. You guys have mad patriotism here, though. It's given try hard. Talk to me about this. Talk to me about this. Talk to me about this. It's not infectious. I think it's infectious for you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't buy into it. It's blue pilly. You guys would...

Everybody will stand up for the national anthem at any given moment. And if someone's got a hat on, they'll fucking take it off. It's too much. See, I didn't think I was that patriotic, but when you said hat on, I was like, why the fuck you got your hat on? Exactly! It's a hat, bro! Some dude singing something. Who cares, bro?

Bro, you gotta look. We're like Muslims about it. You are. You are. An analogy. Yeah. An analogy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. An analogy. Because I hear it. Yeah, yeah. You are. I hear it. Yeah, you are. We're Muslims about America. Yeah. What is that about? Why? Why? Because...

The Côte d'Ivoire? It's just them. Yeah. I don't think I'm... He's like... Black people love the front like they don't love America and the second they leave, they be complaining about where the fuck they go. Oh, there's no AC in Italy. Shut up. Sing the fucking national anthem. Get in the email.

Take a knee and fucking sweat up there. The heat rises. Take a knee. Take a knee where it's cooler. We need AC. We need AC. Exactly. Black people love to shit in America. Have you ever seen a black person outside of America not complaining? No.

There's not one video. Say what? So you're trying to say it's them? I'm saying it's them. The patriotism here is just fucking nuts. We don't have a lot to be proud of. We do. We have bad shit to be proud of. We made you, bro. What the fuck? That sounds

That's why I made the patriotism as high because we go there and y'all keep shitting on us and we're like, hey, fuck you, y'all. We made you both crazy. How dare you? That's hilarious. Nah, you guys did a good job. It's interesting. But I don't know if you got to be able to hold on to the most valuable asset you got. Like, y'all couldn't hold on to fucking Brunei. Bro,

It's a weird... I'm not going to laugh at it with y'all. You had the whole world on lock. Sun never sets. It really never sets. It sets at 3.30 in December. Independence is an appealing thing, bro. And in this day and age, when someone says, we kind of want to be free... Who started that, though? Who did start it? I don't know. Who do you think started the idea of freedom and democracy? Don't answer it. I think it was... Don't answer it. Don't answer it.

Because nobody even thought you could defeat the British Army. It was somewhere in Europe. Probably Brazil or some shit. Maybe it was Brazil. I think it might have been Brazil. I think so. Yeah, it was something like that. But listen, I have a lot of respect for Britain. I think you guys were a formidable opponent. You tried your best.

You sent your little navy. But this is the thing as well. This conversation is also like one of those like... It's funny just to make you guys defend Britain. I'm going to go back to my normal mindset and be like, I actually don't care. But you do. I don't care, bro. It's the Olympics, bro. I don't care, bro. What do you guys care about? What are British people allowed to care about? Football. It's just football. Yeah, we care about football. I wonder that sometimes that like...

Sometimes British culture, when you're sober, is so repressive that you have to find these vehicles to express emotion. And the only place you can express it is football. So then you get hooliganism. Then you get people going nuts and doing the whole paint in the face and everything because there's no other avenue that's acceptable. It's an interesting take, actually. Don't you feel that a little bit? I actually do hear that. That's an interesting take.

It makes people very fucking expressive. Because you have it in you and you want to be expressive. Yeah. Right? But you just need an excuse because maybe it's like you had a stiff upper lip. If you're sad, hold it down. If you're happy, hold it down. Valid. That is valid. Just feeling something emotionally and having that like just fly out of your body. The first reaction is, should I? Is this?

Okay? Now, you guys are minorities, so you have your cultural influence as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like, for example, in the States, like, the most emotional people are Latinos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no restriction on any emotion. If they feel happy about seeing their kid, they can cry, and nobody's like, look at this fucking pussy crying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's beautiful. If they feel sad about losing, they can... All the emotion can come out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I feel like British is, like, almost the opposite of that, where it's just like...

Keep it in. Very valid. Very valid as well, yeah. I've gone. I could be wrong. Nah, to be fair, I'm trying to find holes in the argument. I actually can't find it. I'm sure I'm being reductive, but I wonder if there's a...

Yeah, I don't know. And maybe your guys show where you guys are so gregarious and you're having such a good time. You're showing so much emotion. To me, it's not surprising that it's so popular because I think a lot of people naturally do feel that way. And then they see some guys reacting and sharing stories kind of the way that they want to react. And it makes them feel-

Yeah, it makes them feel comfortable. And they're like, oh my God, these are my fucking... That's like the biggest feedback we get, for sure. Yeah. So it makes them feel comfortable feeling the feelings that they actually have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was thinking that could be one of the factors of your success. It's just like you're walking that cliff and it's like, oh, that's so fun. And especially if you feel like we're not as allowed to be watching these guys be so emotional and talking about how you miss him all the time and just so open. It's awesome. It's just so freeing.

If you're from, even for me watching it, but I'm assuming if you're from a more reserved culture, even more so. Yeah, I think it's definitely like a case of like the stuff that we talk about on our show and the way we are on our show is how we will always be

within our friendship group. But yeah, you're right. No one will ever see that. That's like when we get together, we're never in public. We're not like that. I should have caveated that is that within intimate relationships, I'm sure you can express that emotion. But what is the public facing persona? And I feel like that exists in America with like, you guys, you guys have WASP culture. What's that? White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

This is like the last remnants of like British culture, I think, in America where there's like the elites that go to Harvard. Old money types. Old money types. Yes, yes, yes. And they have dual personalities, right? There's like this one like very refined small talk. How are you? How's the weather been? The kids good? All this kind of professional shit. And then they have another personality, which is like degenerate gamblers that are shoving zins in their fucking mouth and just having fun. And that second one is probably more true. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? So I wonder if you guys are showcasing this side that everybody out there has, but they don't a lot of times showcase it on TV or maybe even in film. Yeah.

and then very valid that makes sense that makes sense yeah very fucking valid but the uh there's some other creators out there that i've that i've also watched that have uh that that they also are very kind of um emotional there's a you know chunks in philly yeah we love chunks yeah and like obviously you know them but like i feel like they're also i'm watching them and i'm like oh wow they're very like emotional they're showcasing expressive and to me it's like

It's way more relatable as an American watching it. And I think they're really successful out there too. They're crazy successful, bro. But I think it's cool that you guys are sharing that side. The clip that made me a fan was the story of you cheating on your girl in college and

Oh, and him. And him storming out of the club. Oh, you got to hear it. Have you not heard this story? I forgot about that. It's so good. Yeah, bro. So like, it was first year? 2009. First year of college. That was the year, didn't it? Yeah, 2009. It was a Tuesday. Yeah, it was a Tuesday.

It was a Tuesday. It was a Tuesday. I'm not even capping. It was a Tuesday. Bro, yeah, yeah. Tuesday night, we're out, young. I had a girlfriend. You had a girlfriend too. I had a girlfriend at the time too. And then, yeah. We were out and then a girl that I used to talk to just got drunk. She tried to get me drunk and she was just putting mad game on me. And I was like, fucking hell. And I was like 18. I didn't know. And then I remember seeing Fuhad across the club and this girl like sat on my lap

And as she's here trying to kiss me and I'm about to cheat on my girlfriend, I see Fu had like, and as soon as I saw it, he turned around and like stormed off. I'm throwing this girl off and I'm chasing him as if he's my girlfriend. And I'm like, bro, bro, bro, please, please, please, please. He's like, bro, I can't, I can't even, I can't speak to you. I can't talk to you. I can't believe I just, I'm like, bro, please. It's not that deep. I promise you, bro. I had no choice. I'm just drunk. I'm not thinking straight. And he's like, bro, you just fucking cheated. Like you're insane. And I was like, bro, bro, bro, please, please. And I got so emotional. I started crying. I

And I was like, please, bro. Please, bro. Please, please. I'm sorry. And he's like, James, I don't even know who you are anymore. I don't know who you are anymore. I don't cry in my eyes. I'm like, bro, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I've known you for two months. Yes. I've known you for two months.

you are anymore. It's so good. Yeah, bro. Oh my God. That's like a nice stamp of what our relationship looked like, boy. So you guys were fast friends. Yeah, fast friends, bro. From the job. Yeah, yeah. You met at uni? Yeah, yeah. And... Why did you arrive so much off the rip? We were the only... Us...

ourselves and one of our other friends ran with only one of like maybe five black people in our class. Oh, really? What were you studying? Sports and exercise science. Yeah. What? Yeah, bro. We just love sports. It was just a natural, don't know what I want to do. Yeah. We love sports and then boom. No, yeah. But then why? So I guess, I was just going to say, it's funny that there's only three black people in this class. Yeah, this is...

Don't get me wrong, on the sports teams... You have it. In the class... There's one other Indian in the room, I'll vibe with him. And that helps. But to sustain it and to make it... What put the gas on the friendship besides that foundation? I think our personalities. We meshed in our personalities. I think it was just more that. It was that. And it was also like... We...

We, it was like so intense, like bonding wise, like we would spend all day, every day together from like day one. Oh, really? We're on the same course. We, we like, we'd go to the gym together. We'd eat together. We'd lift, we, after the first year we'd lift together. So it was just like, it was like what you'd learn about someone in the case of, after like 15 years, we knew within like months. Right. And then we're experiencing all the things we're experiencing in that time of your life in university, like,

your first girlfriends like around and having like pregnancy scares obviously cheating all this that's happening you're experiencing it all together and it's just like i think me especially like my life in university was a joke like you just in terms of like all the dumb that you could possibly do as a teenager i did in the space of like a few months

And I think going through that, bro, it was like, what do you mean? Just like, just fucking around, bro. What's the dumbest thing he's done? The dumbest thing he's done? In uni. In uni. I wouldn't say it's the dumbest thing he's done, but I would say it's one of the funniest things he's done, in my opinion. Okay.

Again, I'm not going to go too much into detail. We were... Birdshot. Birdshot. Birdshot, yeah. Fucking hell, yeah, go on. Go into the detail. We had just left a club. We went to...

the chicken shop next door to get some food yeah and their girlfriend was at home his girlfriend at the time was at home jesus christ yeah so what i remember this that was chicken without your girl we've gone to the chicken shop next door there was like a campus she was away it didn't matter it wasn't as offensive wasn't as much of a betrayal so i didn't sorry i didn't know what it

No, no, no, no, no, no. Go, go, go. It wasn't his fault. The local campus whore was in the chicken shop. She was cheek top. Yeah, her body was out of control. The local campus whore? Yeah, renowned. What type of bodies? How many bodies are we talking about here? Oh, we're talking hundreds of bodies. At 19? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. She ended up being a corrections officer? She was like a nurse.

Who knows? Yeah, she looks after people. Healing energy. Yeah. Go, go, go. This is great. Okay, so local boys. My girlfriend's at home. We've gone out. I've left my girlfriend back at the house that we were living in. We're out. We go to get some food after. This girl just comes up and was like...

are you coming? That's all she said. You coming? She just walks up to you? She walked up to me and was like, you coming? And I was like, fuck, yeah. So, I ate the chicken and I was like, yeah. You ate the chicken first though, yeah. Of course, yeah bro. I went back to hers

uh, clap cheeks. And I think I had to run home to, to, to not rouse suspicion. Were you there for, for this as well? No, no, no, no, no. I was there in the chicken shop and then I went, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were what? I was there in the chicken shop and then I went home. But you saw him go to cheat? I,

I didn't see the action of it. But you saw him go. I saw him leave. I was used to it at this point. Yeah, have you been desensitized? Yeah, I was fine. Okay, good. No tears, nothing. You've been searching me for me. Yeah, you've been searching me for me. I think he might have been doing his own thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You learn. I don't recall. But yeah, yeah, yeah. It could have been a dog time. That's good. Bro, so yeah, I think I'm just like, girl, what the fuck? I just had to action like a micro cheat and then sleep with this girl and then literally get dressed and

And then sprint, it was like two miles. Yeah. After like sprint home to make it in time for when these guys were going to get home at the same time. So that my girlfriend didn't know that they were home and I wasn't there. And like, that was like, that was at my worst. Yeah. That was, that was at my worst. How were the cheeks? Was it good? Unbelievable. Really? She was really good. Yeah. She was, she was unreal. Yeah. But yeah. Did your girl end up finding out? Yeah.

when this comes out, probably. Nah, she didn't, but she knew I was a dog at that time. And do you kind of laugh it off? Like, if she knows you're a dog, is it something you can be like, come on? Nah, bro, to be fair, it was like,

I was like the most immature human. So like, I, I didn't laugh it off. I was like, I was kind of like toxic to be fair. I was like lying, lying, lying, lying, lying. And then when I get caught, even, even when I, there was a time where she caught me, I didn't even want to be with her. In the action? No, no, no, no. I think she like went from my phone and saw some messages. And I remember at that point, I didn't even want to be with her, but I was so scared of being the bad guy that I apologized and begged her back.

just so we could get back together. And then when we got back together, I just, I didn't care about it anymore. And I just went off and carried on doing it. It was fucked up. Yeah, it was real fucked up. Do you have anything to say to this poor girl? I've said all I need to say. All right. All right, parents. Come see me at the O2 Arena.

You missed out. You could have just let me cheat and had a lot of money. Have you guys had girls that you've been with in the past, like reach out now that you guys have this fame? Reach out? Like, do they DM you like, oh, wasn't that so fun? Like, I picked you up at the chicken place. Oh, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had those. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes and no. Yes and no. I want to say reached out in a sense of like trying to get back together type of thing. No, just like what a crazy thing that was. Yeah. Yeah.

But I don't like to entertain it because it's more annoying than anything. Why? Why? Just because, like, why now? Like, I get why now, but like, why now at the same time? Yeah. So I just say it. Because you gave them a gift. Like, you got famous so that one night stand is something they can feel better about. That's their claim to fame now. That's true. And you don't feel guilty. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Imagine you just being broke. Yeah.

And now they just suck some broke guy's dick after eating chicken. Yeah, that's a body on... Yeah, exactly. Now it almost gets wiped off of their list of bodies. No, no, no, it takes three off with it. It's like, I get to brag about this. 100%. You can buy tickets to one of their shows and be like, oh, I fucked half of that show. Shit.

Wait, has anybody ever fucked the full show? Nah. No, we call that Eskimo Brothers. Okay. Oh, okay, cool, cool. You guys don't have Eskimos. What do you call cold Asians? Cold Asians? Yeah. What? Like, cold Asians. That's what they fucking are, right? They walked over here from China and they stayed in the fucking snow. So they're...

Ice. We don't get that deep into it, to be fair, but I'm gonna lie to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But y'all never shared a body, though? We've never shared a body. The girls that fancy us don't. Oh, okay. They don't cross-pollinate. They don't cross-pollinate. The girls are very specific in terms of... It's that specific. Got it. It helps.

It does help. It helps, yeah. You don't think there's one girl out there that has taste for both? Oh, no, I get DMs all the time, like, want to train on me, please? Yeah. All the time? Like, daily, bro. Wow. Jesus. Yes. Wow. You sound like the ultimate fuckboy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you sound very nice. I need to hear a fuckboy story. I feel like you were raised very religious, am I wrong? Yeah, I was, yeah, yeah. What religion? Islamic, Muslim. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I, yeah, Fuhat, I assume. He's pretty Christian. Can I not dab him up? I like the belief. So I have a feeling you came into maybe university with holding onto that a little bit more tight. Oh, that's why the cheating thing was crazy. And then you found out you're handsome and it's like, well, someone made me handsome. What am I going to do with this? The thing is, I am, and I'm not I am, I was a dog in my past. I have been a dog. I have been, like, I've cheated everyone, this, that, and the other. But it's one of those ones where I feel like

I don't know. I just haven't been as much of a dog as other people have been. And I feel like when it comes to shit stories, I'm mostly fucked up when I'm in relationships, which is bad because I want best of both worlds sometimes. Got it. But it's one of them ones where, again, I'm a coward. I can't break up with someone. I'm terrible at shit like that. So it's probably one of those ones. It sucks, isn't it? It fucking sucks. No, no, no. That's so tricky. Terrible at breaking up with people. So it's...

Because you don't want to be the bad guy. And no, I don't want to be the villain in their story. Do you know what I mean? I don't want to be the villain. I'll just cheat on her. Yeah, just act like the villain. Just don't see me like that. But I come home to a loving family, you know what I'm saying? It's one of those ones, man, but...

There are some exes that will tell you I'm not a good guy. For sure. Yeah. For sure. When did you become less... I don't want to say less religious, but like practicing? Pretty early, to be fair. Do you miss it at all? No, because... Not really. In my current life, now, no. Because...

religion, Islam was somewhat forced onto me because of my family. And when I say forced, it's like, well, my parents are Nigerian Muslims, so they practice and they want us to practice and blah, blah, blah. So they said we should go to Islamic schools on the weekends to learn the religion, things like that. But it wasn't interesting for me. I did it because they asked me to do or they told me to do. But after that, I felt like,

you're sweating by the way yeah is there a yeah have we got an ass yeah you're sweating bro that's what we got miles can you ask him for a little he started thinking about them types cheating um what was i um just talking about your relationship yeah man it's just it just didn't really do much for me and i felt like again this is no take on anyone that is religious or whatever i just feel like

The time in my life I was going through, I just doesn't really fancy religion in the slightest. I can appreciate the fact that I am, my family are religious, but I don't practice. And I say that if people ask me, oh, I'm naturally Muslim or I'm born Muslim, but I don't practice. Can I ask you guys a question? Yeah. You've noticed like Arabic words becoming part of like a popular vernacular lexicon. Is that Arabic influence there?

in like British culture and maybe Canadian culture or is that African influence? Like inshallah is just like a thing everybody says regardless if you're Muslim or not. Yeah. What do you think? Where does that come from? When did this become popular? Popular? I can't speak for...

I think obviously there are massive... Wallahi, you hear a lot of people say. Mashallah as well. Mashallah, yeah. I think you referenced Chunks and Philly earlier. Yeah. Chunks is... A devout Muslim. A devout Muslim. So he will use a lot of Arabic words. There's a big... In terms of UK YouTubers, there's a huge...

like Muslim community now on YouTube and like in social media and stuff like that. And it is becoming... So if you're influencing culture and that is part of your culture, everybody's going to take on those things. Yeah, for sure, man. Got it. Got it. And that's happened...

In your adulthood or even in your childhood, you'd notice that? Because I didn't remember hearing it when I was a kid. When I was a kid, it did not happen to me at all. Adulthood, for sure. I feel like two years ago. My Muslim friends would say it all the time. Yeah. But I started hearing other people, like, y'all would say it on the text. And I was like, are y'all making fun of it? What's going on? And then I found out it was, like, slang now. Yeah. Is that weird to, like, maybe as a kid, I don't know how you grew up or what your community was, but to feel, like, almost like I'm different now?

for having these beliefs or having to go to like Muslim school. And then as an adult, all these white kids are saying, inshallah, walahi, and like, yeah,

Because I don't practice, I don't necessarily give a fuck. Right. But if you did, you'd be like, yo, where is this? If I did, I may have a different connotation about it. But I would definitely say I agree with your point. Like back in the day, it kind of felt like very different being Muslim because everyone around me was Christian. Yeah. Everyone around me was Christian. So it felt very... And again, because it wasn't something I truly believed in, it was something my family told me that we should do because, you know...

Well, my parents are Muslim, this, that, and the other. And my sister practiced a lot. And she still practices now. So it was one of those ones where I was always being compared. So for me, the more I got compared, the more I wanted to repress on it. You got brothers in your family? No, just a sister. Just me and my sister. And the parents were very like, this one is the favorite? Yeah.

I wouldn't say the favorite, but more so, like, level-headed. Whereas I was more of a scatterbrain. Yeah. I do feel immigrant parents love to compare. They do, 100%. This kid is at this program. You know what I mean? Why aren't you like him? You get a lot of that. It's soul-destroying sometimes. Especially when you're being down. Tell me what the craziest shit that they said was. The thing is, it's not crazy. It's when you, like...

deep back at it and you think why why would you even say that to your child then when you actually think about it as an adult it's like i don't care now but like some good shit so i could fail a test for example like a math test and i enjoyed maths back in the day i could fail a math test and my dad would be like did the person that got first um have two heads it's like why the fuck are you telling me this more like try and help me bro like i just i just hated i i

I think every African just hated being compared. It's just natural. It's natural for our parents' generation to compare their kids to other people. Yeah. It's natural. A lot of similarities. Yeah. It's natural, bro. It's jarring. Jarring is annoying. I got it. I got it. Yeah, that's fucked. I would get, they're doing this and what are you doing? Yeah. They wouldn't just say they're doing this. This guy's in this class and this guy's getting all this and what are you doing? Yeah, I'd get that more with my sister.

Because my sister, again, like I said, straight, narrow-headed, blah, blah, blah. And I was a bit more wayward. I love sports. I didn't really focus on education, this, that, and the other. And yeah, the comparison used to fuck with me. That's crazy. My mom would coddle the shit out of me. She was like, ah, maybe you just had a bad day or something. Bad day? That's a loving mother. That's Latinas with sons. It's also why there's no electrical grid in Puerto Rico. Every time it goes out there, I'm like, oh, you're so

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Wow. Full hair. Full hair, sorry. What's up, bro? You mentioned something on a recent episode y'all did that when you're taking a shit. Oh, this is wild. Dick. Where do you rest your dick? I still rest my dick on the seat. I sit as way far back as I can. You're a fucking liar. I don't believe it. You're a liar. I don't believe it. You're a liar. And that's literally not my problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm not trying to convince anyone. I'm just going to do it.

I was niffed when I saw the comments on that. Hold on, hold on. Look at his end, Mark. How much of your dick is on the... Because they got shitty toilets over there that are too shallow. And so if you let it hang, it's touching the water. Now, Al...

No, no, no. Your water comes all the way up here, bro. Jealous? Jealous because y'all got no water? You got to pay for it? I'm not going to pay to take a shit. Fucking hell.

I promise you you don't sit in the back of the toilet and rest your cock on the seat I promise you I don't and then what do you got when you gotta pee you tuck it back in why don't you just leave it there after peeing because I just it just feels do you have high set balls what do you mean like are your balls high set to the point where it like pushes your dick out

Maybe. I have high-set balls. I have high-set balls. They're thick, so I don't know what to say. You know what? That's a detail I didn't ask. But now I'm thinking about it. Is that for real? What do you mean your balls are thick? Do you mean the actual outer coating of them are thick? Yeah.

Like, what is a thick ball? I know what it is. They're just there, bro. Are we talking about the sack or are we talking about the actual... Like, is your sack skin is thick? No, no, no. Is it like one of those, like... We're going too much into detail. No, you brought it up. You did bring it up. You brought it up. To be fair, he brought up an old podcast clip of you bringing it up. I do have a... No, I'm being serious here. Okay. Well, his question... Yeah. Yeah.

Are your balls so high that it pushes your dick forward? Like, does your dick hang down or does your dick go out? Out and down. So it's out and then down. So it has to clear the testicles and then it goes down. This is crazy. That makes a lot more sense. You're a high set balls guy.

Yeah, that makes more sense. Even public toilet though? You would do it on a public toilet? I don't shit in public toilets. Ever? Ever. I can't remember the last time I have. Come on, dude. I order my Chick-fil-A. And you have a milkshake and then it comes. I've had a milkshake once. I don't think I'm going to have it again. That fucked me up, bro.

That fucked me up. Wait, why did the comments bother you on that clip so much? What were the comments saying? Because he knows what he's doing, man. I didn't know what I was doing. I sit all the way back and I lift my fat dick and I pull it off the edge of the toilet and all the comments were like, and that's on soft and that's on soft. I was like, this guy's a fucking liar, bro. No way that's on soft.

I

You know what bothers everybody about what you say is I sit as far back as I possibly can. Yeah, that's crazy. You lounge on the back. You put your arm on the back. I rest as far back as I can, bro. I don't believe you, bro. So you sit all the way up against the tank and then your dick just hangs all the way over. It's on the tank, man. How many centimeters is your joint? This is...

Wait, y'all been friends for mad long. You never seen each other's dicks? No. Man, come on, bro. I sat down. Y'all were in like sports school shit. Yeah, you played sports together. You cried together. You said you would suck it twice to get venom out of it. I would suck it twice to get venom out of it. What? If you're chatting the way you're chatting, that's going to be like four strong sucks.

If it's the dick you're perceiving, everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going to take... If he got bit in the dick by a snake and the only way to save his life was to suck his dick, would you do it? And then James goes, I'd suck it twice just to make sure. Yeah, for 100 cents. One per fang. One per fang.

One suck per fang. Make sure all the juice is out. That's friendship. And we didn't ask if this was okay with you. Are you okay with him doing that?

It's going to save his life, dog. We had this conversation. I said I wouldn't do it. You wouldn't do it. You would die. But I feel like... You would let me do it. At your length, couldn't you? I wouldn't let him do it. I wouldn't have a choice. I would buy with it. You wouldn't let him do it. He'd let me do it. I wouldn't let him, but... You're letting me, bro. You're not stopping me.

Exactly. So you're letting me. Yeah, we didn't think you were doing it for pleasure. You just want to continue living. I would let him do it. Beautiful life and career ahead of you. I would let him do it. That's great. He's not giving him consent to say his life is. So the actor would see you back. Yo, he just did that. Yo, the fact that you hold it on.

just in case you get bit by a snake when he's around it's amazing that is phenomenal foresight you gently put your hand on my shoulder and as soon as I move your hand you're like alright bro save me alright bro clearly you care about this a lot yeah I know exactly how it would go no way yeah would you for him nah

You let him die? Well, he's supposed to know how to charm snakes or whatever. Why the fuck is a snake biting him? You know what I mean? You should have stopped that in the act. Fair. Fair. I suck his dick to save his life. Thank you, bro. I appreciate it. No questions asked, dog. No questions asked. Now you're going to make me feel like an asshole. I don't know. I haven't seen it yet. There's a whole thing. And also, not if it's soft. I know you wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't suck his own dick to save his life. I probably wouldn't.

He wouldn't suck his own dick. He'd just die. He was my son. You would just die? You wouldn't suck his... This man got a baby, dog. You're a child girl with no father? I got a child, bro. What kind of man are you? Your wife got it. She hold it down. My wife's not around. She's looking after the baby. Me and you are in a forest. Okay.

I mean, she could hold a damn single pair of shoes. Oh, shit. My daughter needs me, bro. My daughter needs me. What if the wife was on FaceTime? She's like, are you saving his life? We just met. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just had two months of you meeting, you're crying over this guy. So where? Deep into the podcast right now. Me and Andrew were friends for two months on the snake bit, I'm sure.

I would suck the venom out, bro. I think you just like sucking dicks, bro. You're a good man. You wouldn't let this girl grow up with no father. You are a piece of shit, dude. You're a fucking monster, dude. I don't think I'm going to do it with enough. I bet that girl in the hootie had somebody could have saved her dad's life. That motherfucker got bit by a snake. I don't think I'm going to do it with enough effort to actually get the venom out. I'm going to be like,

That's even what I'm saying. I just want you to remember this when you're considering godfathers. This guy is out. He would be a good godfather. Yeah, it was never a consideration. He's not responsible enough. I wouldn't make me my own godfather. You stopped being a father a couple times. Yeah, I can't. Mark, you wouldn't suck Andrew's dick to say that? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Make it about Mark.

I'd do it just regardless. I don't know if I could do that. I would at least try to push it out. There we go. Yeah, I would push it out. Why ain't you doing this? Why ain't I pushing it out? I would have good form, dawg. Come on, dude. I hear it, bro.

Why is a snake biting your meat? Are you spitting on it too? Are you going to try to make it feel good? You're crazy. That is crazy. Am I an antidote or am I an antidote? An antidote! Nah, but you have to cauterize it. Yeah, you have to cauterize it. And then stop the flow. Stop the flow! And then get to work. You take the belt off! Yeah!

Tie up that tourniquet. I'm saving lives out here. Oh my God. Yo, we need more of these hypotheticals. What other good ones y'all had? Mark had a few. You said you'd do a stint for me, right? The other day. Yeah. How long? Short stint.

Between one and two years. So you suck in regardless? So yeah, you wouldn't suck dick to save his life, but you'd get fucked in the ass to save his life? The thing is, I'd get, you know, like, I wouldn't... You'd be the one fucking? Nah, because I'd probably get forced more than anything. What does that mean? You know what that means. You think that a guy would violate you?

In prison? I don't think, I don't necessarily think I would want it to happen, but... That's what I'm saying. It's prison. But that's my point. You wouldn't suck his dick to save his life, but you would get fucked in your ass to save his life. It's non-conceptual. That's the bad one. That's what you're talking about.

Go to jail for him, yeah. Facts. Really? Yeah. When they see his dick in the shower, they don't want to get caught by the cops. Those lips as well. And that skin. Yeah, it's long. Why'd you bring up his lips?

Just saying, isn't it? I thought we were talking... This is crazy. Hold up. I thought we were complimenting each other. What is it about his lips, though? They're just pink and shit, bro. I don't know. I think he's got better teeth than lips, to be honest with you. Yeah, teeth are sensational as well. Thank you, bro.

When he was getting emotional when he saw you almost cheat for the first time and his lips were just kind of shaking a little bit, what was that like for you? That's tall man, bro. The self-restraint was mental. Self-restraint. Do you guys have a lot of gay fans? I think so. I don't know about a lot. No, yeah.

But like, are there guys who are also hitting on you guys? I wouldn't say actively hitting, but in like sliding in DMs and stuff. Yeah, a couple times. Nothing that crazy though. Really? Yeah. One thing I will say that I've noticed, it even happened yesterday, is that

straight guys will happily call us daddy now facts that's facts yeah yeah and why is that just because we call each other daddy and shit like that oh it's part of the it's part of the culture yeah yeah it's just a thing where you he said he was doing some fitness competitions like if i lose i won't call myself daddy for six months and then he goes no no three let's yeah 100

Oh, I thought that was something you guys just did on the pod. That's UK culture? Everybody's... No, no, no. Guys will say that to them. What are some other things that you guys have influenced culture by? The things that have popped off on the pod that you've seen become quite...

I think so. We say facts a lot. Facts. Yeah, little things that we say. You know what you say that I pick up on that always sounded great? Rah. Rah. When he's riled up and he wants to be like, rah. And I don't know what the fuck that means. It's just like an exclamation. Yeah, it's like an exclamation point. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like sun. So yeah, exactly. Yeah. One thing I will say, there was one time, right, and this is interesting, people take it and leave it how they want. Just in terms of like,

If like this kind of conversation that we've just had is funny to do here, but like publicly, especially in the UK, you can't have that kind of conversation. It's so out of context. Yeah, it's crazy. You can't have that kind of conversation. Especially with teenagers and shit like that. It's inappropriate? If you take a black teenage group of friends talking about sucking dick to save lives, it's not even entertaining. Gay jokes haven't approached black culture in the UK yet?

It's not that they haven't been approached. It's just been, it didn't make it through the door. Yeah. It was like that with American blacks until I would say like two years ago. Okay. And now American blacks have like taken over the gay joke discourse. Well, we said not taken over. Stop it. You guys got a strong hold on it. Nah, but like y'all are really bringing it. Like there's... Y'all did appropriate that, honestly.

Shut the fuck up. This is progress. I like this. There's some progress, but you still got a strong hold on the gay humor. We've just been doing it for so long that we've built up. You're comfortable with it. Yeah, we're comfortable. But now that black people are like, oh, it's funny to pretend to be gay in America. And in America, black people dominate culture. So now that they're doing it and they're going next level, it's really cool. The barbershop ones are phenomenal. Have you guys seen that one?

Where the guy's cutting hair and he just keeps... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? And this is a vulnerable... Some fucker did that to me. No! It's coming, baby! It's coming! I'll be so tight. When Bruce Lee came to cut my head the other day, and he was like, trim it under here, and he goes, lift your head up, and I lift my head up, he's like, a little bit more. And then he put his fingers under here and made... I opened my eyes like that, he was looking at me like that. I was like, you fucking prick! But, um,

I'm the one saying. I'm the one where he was lining them up with the dildo. He was just lining up the dildo. I'd be furious. I'd be fucking furious. So you're saying that within like younger teens, there's more like pause culture still popping? But recently, it wasn't that, it was probably like six months ago,

We made a clip where I asked him, what would he get me for Christmas? If I was your girl, what would you do for me for my best Christmas present? And he told me, and I made a joke, I was like, oh, you want me to suck the skin off your dick? And then the teacher... He's Cirque though, you know what I mean? That shit could be taught. LAUGHTER

oh man but i see um a plus cultural a a teacher she teach like uh year nine so like ninth grade she came up to me she was like oh the weirdest shit happened is that she was in class and one guy one one of the kids uh one of the black kids asked another kid was like oh bro

if you give me a pencil, I'll suck the skin off your dick. And then everyone in the class was laughing. And like, she was like, that's because of that clip that you said, whereas like, no, like there will never be another time where someone can make that kind of sauce joke and not get smacked. And now it's like more like, it's just funny to do it. And she was like, I've never seen anything like it. Were you always cool with those jokes or like? Now to be fair, it was more about, it was actually starting the show.

that made me more comfortable talking shit about whatever and like being a bit more vulnerable and a bit more like pushing it a little bit in terms of just like

it started off like talking about like our insecurities and like uh not that tall or this or that and that and then you realize that oh it's just it's all jokes yeah everyone finds it funny it's also what everybody feels exactly it's exactly what everybody is feeling everyone yeah and you just get like more reinforcement of just like everyone feels the same everyone feels the same so then you push it a little bit more and then you yeah and then you can make like a ridiculous joke and then all of a sudden

everyone's making the same joke and you're like oh raw like this that's that's fucking now the stakes have been reduced yeah you don't feel like it's taboo because everybody's in on the joke yeah clip or episode or moment where you're like oh this is this is culture yeah what was the first moment where you're like oh shit culture like this impacted it went viral wow we got something and even just like oh this is the fun part of the pod this is the fun of the pod this is what it is i would like to know both oh man it definitely would have been a time of a role play or something

But I can't necessarily think. I know when I said roleplay, your mind went elsewhere. Because you're a dirty motherfucker. Get back in the room, Bob. Okay, okay. I'm a snake and you're your dick.

what do you mean actually to be fair it was probably do you miss me that clip yes that went crazy that one went that one was stupid and even till now like that was like over a year ago that was probably like two years ago maybe yeah and then like even till now

every comment on every like the top comment on any clip they ever do is like do you miss me when you're when i'm not around and like that one is like till now because it was talking about our other friend toby like people come up in the street it was me talking about being jealous that he spends time with toby more than he spends time with me yeah so even now like strangers will come up to me like oh where's toby i was like well that's two fucking years ago yeah like what the fuck and that was that was definitely for me that was the one i was like

You know, it's funny when I think about your guys show and like the numbers you guys are doing. It's not it's obviously not only in the UK. Yeah. But if you think about it within the amount of people in the UK, it's a pretty large percentage of the people. Like if you do an episode and it's getting hundreds of thousands of views, millions of views, whatever it is.

And there's, what, 19 million people in the UK? How many people are... 64 million in the UK. But just... Oh, sorry, just in England, how many... Oh, in England? Oh, fuck knows. But yeah, probably some, some, yeah. But still, that's, like, a good percentage. So the chances of you walking down the street and somebody saw an episode, especially within, like, a younger demographic, are pretty high. Oh, yeah, bro, of course. So these... The things that you say, the chance are they are understanding, they are knowing, they are impacting culture. Yeah. Whereas, like, if you're doing the same numbers in China...

It can be a huge pod, but a million out of two billion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. It's not going to be the same kind of recognition. I hear that. So you guys might be like objectively much bigger within the UK because of the amount of people there that are watching it. Yeah, I get you. Right? Do you feel that way? Yeah, 100%. Like we definitely like, it's the reason, it's funny you say that, the reason when we started the pod, so we started the show like five years ago. And the reason, one of the reasons I wanted to start it was because at that time,

from the way I perceived it was like very niche that you could be very well known and famous within a very small and you can live off that and you can walk down the street and no one bothers you and only people who know who you are know who you are and you're like you're living the best of like both worlds that's the ideal yeah and now our life is not

that at all. It's not the same. It transitions. Yeah. Going out on the street, we can't go to restaurants, so you don't go out, don't really go shopping. Oh, really? You can't do nothing. But there are advantages. Like, if you want to go to a restaurant all of a sudden, you get the resi and everything's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's super helpful. Like, even, like, coming here, like,

like the tsa agents and stuff like that they recognize yeah so that makes like america's our biggest audience yeah but really by numbers because we have so many yeah yeah yeah but yeah but y'all are selling out they're doing town hall here yeah so tell explain yeah explain to me what the live show is because you guys aren't stand-ups as far as i'm concerned yeah so what do you do in the live show i'm always curious about who who is who is the best live podcast i'm

We try to make it more interactive. Yeah, we try. I think that's smart. Yeah, for sure. So give me an example of what it would look like, the live show. Okay, cool. So if we took... This feels like I'm trying to set you guys up to pitch your tour. I'm genuinely curious. I'll tell you what we did for the O2 show because that's different. That's fine. Yeah, we'll sort it out. Yeah.

But yeah, explain what the live show is and how you make the podcast live the most engaging. So I think for us, it's easier because our show is very like segment based. So we can, we have the opportunity to mix and match so we can do something that's like very, very out there and very, very like,

not close to what we do in the studio at all. And then we can be like, okay, cool guys, something, you know, let's sit down. And then like, it was so crazy in the O2 is how we did. We have like a segment called confessions. And then when we sat down at O2, it was like, cool.

time for confession sit down and you could hear a pin drop and everyone was silent because they're locked in and they're locked in because like okay cool this is like the podcast is what i'm used to this is you guys gonna confess or do you bring people up so we read like ready or things like that they've been submitted to us and all that kind of shit and then one of the segments that we did there was like uh story time so i told like a 20 minute story

but to make it more applicable for them, we had it animated. So we had it on like a big screen. So we had the whole story animated. So as I told the story, it was like the animation was going on. And again, like completely like engaging, engaging, nerves initially, you guys public speaking. Is that something you're comfortable with? You're performing in front of thousands of people. Now I'm very much more comfortable. But first, what happens? What's going through your head? Are you, are you overthinking, anxious, but it helps because there's two of us on stage. Right. And,

a lot of the time, especially in the studio, I'm just talking to James or like nowadays talking to Rem and Ellis as well, but I don't do it to speak to the camera or speak to the audience. I do it to speak to James and make James laugh. So I translate that onto the stage as well. Are you still speaking to James or are you speaking to the audience and James when you're doing the live performance? I am still...

It's weird. I'm doing both, but I'm still more so speaking to James, you know? But you're like aware that they're there. I'm aware that they're there, but my nerves are gone because I know I'm just speaking to James. You're speaking to James at them. Exactly. And I think it translates really, really well because like in terms of like the comedy aspect of it, I will only ever say something that I think will make him laugh. And because lucky for us, like we don't have to do stuff where we're

doing shows for audiences that don't get it. We only ever do shows for people who buy tickets. So you can do a lot of inside jokes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I can say something to him that I know will make him laugh and because I know it'll make him laugh, it will make everyone laugh. Right. Because they all get it. And they're just like, a lot of times they might not even find it funny, but they're laughing on behalf of Fuhad because they get him so much. And vice versa as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it works really, really well. So it becomes this like big friend hangout. 100%. And now they're,

living live what they've experienced every single day while they're working or at home and they want to interject in these conversations you hear this I'm sure a lot of people listen to podcasts it's like they're hanging with their friends yeah they just can't comment and now they're in the fucking room yeah exactly

And do you give them opportunities to engage? Are you doing like... On this tour, we will. So then we've got like a couple of segments where people will come on and stuff like that. And... I mean, they got to have questions to ask you guys for like years. Yeah, a hundred percent. So we get that as well. So like, you've got like different opportunities, obviously like meeting groups and shit like that, we can do it. But on stage and stuff like that, like...

You guys reacting live to these things that people are saying. It's a lot of fun. To me, that's. It's fun. That's because if you're reacting to like the things that people are saying on Reddit, that's always fun. People do it. And now you have the opportunity to do it live. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're there. That person who did this embarrassing thing, you get to see their face when you guys react to it or when you guys relate to it. Like to me, that's the magic.

That would be... It's a lot of fun, bro. It's good shit. The times that we have done it, it's done, like, really well. And then also just imagine what it's like for that fan who's watched people submit questions all the time and now they're on stage, they're freaking out, they're so fucking terrified, they just want to meet you guys. Yeah, that's a fun moment. Yeah, the balancing act is really difficult, though. Which you mean? Because...

the moment is super big for them so like you said like they're there and they're terrified and all this shit has happened like we've made mistakes before where like i've given someone the mic and be like go for it and they just run with it when they fumble yeah you can't give them the responsibility to entertain exactly you guys are still the entertainers but they can be the stimulus to entertain off of yeah exactly like we've had we've had moments on there before where like

All it takes is just one comment from them that lands so perfectly and it just shuts down the entire building. And it's just like the best...

the best fucking feeling in the world where you don't you don't rely on them whatsoever so it gives them the opportunity to relax and then when they want to say their piece they know what they want to say and they get it and they're like they're inside it and they actually feel like i'm on here with these guys yeah i know this is my friend yeah and i'm like shooting the shit with my friends and then when they feel comfortable and they'll drop that one line and no one's expecting it and everyone's like boom fucking whole place just shuts down it's so sick it's a good thing it's a great great feeling what was the coolest venue you guys have done

yeah that was sick i mean that did you walk out on the stage before anybody was there

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a pretty awesome moment. Yeah, yeah. Like, crazy. When we walked in, like, months before when there was nothing there, just the seats, we realized how big this fucking venue is. I think that's, yeah, something that, like, we always try to do on tour is, like, either go into the shittiest seat and look down. Mm-hmm.

yeah because that puts a lot of perspective right yeah you're looking at that you're like whoa somebody is so excited to sit right here i need to be so grateful that i even get to be on the fucking stage yeah literally and then it puts in perspective you're like holy shit i used to fucking work this shitty job or we were making funny jokes at a fucking chicken shop and now we're yeah bro yeah it's crazy like this show started off in like his on his sofa like yeah true yeah five years ago yeah no studio no nothing like one dslr camera that you had to

redo it every 20 minutes. Yeah, it's got the video limit, so we'd have to stop and start every 20 minutes. Okay, are your parents finally more proud of you than your sister? My dad is one of, like, a biggest advocate of the show. He loves the show, yeah. He loves the show. He was nearly in tears watching the live show. Really? And are they starting to get love? Like, do people know your parents as characters? I wouldn't say they know. The people that have seen my father before...

like my close friends, things like that, they, they like, you know, strangers. No, no, no, no, no, no. Cause he's, no one knows his face. I don't put his face out there. You know, it's crazy. There's Nigerian parents that are looking at their kids. Like, you know, Fuhai is selling out the fucking,

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to the show. Have you ever told a story on the pod that your dad was like, yo, don't say that? Like, have you ever said something so crazy that one of your family's brought it up to you? Like, yo, that was great. You remember you said about... Which one? You said your dad hit you up one time and was like...

You said he was like, oh, you shouldn't say that because X, Y, Z. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. So, oh God, I'm wearing America as well. Fuck. So there was a time we were talking about something to do with Atlanta. I can't remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't remember what the context was.

but i call them bottom boys yeah long story short but for life i can't remember what the context was yeah i think we just discovered the term bottom boy yeah yeah and we were laughing about it for ages and then it got in there somewhere button boy bottom boy oh bottom boy okay top boy yeah yeah yeah

I can't remember what the context was. I was speaking to my dad probably like a few weeks later and he was like, I was going through all the comments. They said they want to stab you. They want to kill you. You know what I'm saying? I was like, don't read the comments, man. Just breathe, bro. It's fine. He was so worried, bro. I was like, bro, it's fine. It's fine. Atlanta were pissed at me. That was fucking funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nigerians are scared of gay guys, though. That makes sense. They were like, yo, they're going to suck you or something. You've got to be worried. But,

So I've heard Nigerians are also, I've not been to Nigeria in years, but I've also heard in Nigeria there's a massive gay community, but it's more hidden than anything else. Makes sense. So, yeah. Damn. But it's huge. It's the gayest, what did you say, it's the gayest country in Africa? Yeah.

I can't comment on that. I'm just saying if we had to rank them. Oh my God. You know what's so sweet? He was really trying to help you out. And then when he said that, he was like, that was good. What is the gayest country in Africa? We should look into that. South Africa? I don't know. Probably America, right? In Africa! Oh, I don't know. If you say South Africa, that's safe.

What? Because it's the whites, dude. They just put everything on the whites. Oh, it is actually South Africa, according to Google. They have the largest percentage of gays. Yeah, that makes sense. The Dutch are kind of gay. I feel like they invented it.

They were the most progressive culture in Europe at the time. Still now. Even now. What I'm saying is even back then, they're like, oh, we shouldn't have any laws and all the drugs are legal and we need to accept everybody, et cetera. So if you just take that and extrapolate it to wherever they've landed, it's

It's probably gonna be pretty fucking gay. Fair. Y'all ever did the Red Light District in Amsterdam? Yeah. Have you guys paid? Nah, never paid. It sounds terrifying, bro. Talk to me. I just heard horror stories. Shut up. This is such bullshit. Nah, bro. I'm being deadly serious. You hooked up with the college whore. Because she wanted me, bro. She doesn't want me. Yeah.

Exactly. That's how I feel in strip clubs. I'm like, man, you'll do this for anybody. I feel that. I feel that. I feel that. Yeah, 100%. But there's a little part of you that there's a little challenge. What if I could win her over? Yeah, that's one of our boys. He likes to save strippers. He likes to save them. Sit him down. You don't need to do this. I'll be honest, bro. I'll be doing that shit. That's your bag? Yeah.

I do that a little bit. It is Prince Charming Syndrome or something like that. What do you think that is? I don't know. Maybe I feel uncomfortable with the nature of the relationship, like the transactional. So I have to make it like this...

this real thing when it's not real. I'm being just as phony, but instead of payment of dollars, it's emotional payment, right? But it's still phony. Yeah. And the dollar is so much easier. I should just do the, would you feel better if you had that? So if they went to a strip club, right? Yeah. Yeah.

um i like where your brain is going by the way and then you did you did the prince charming thing but okay prince charming is is trying to connect with them yeah you don't need to do this and then she asked you for a dance would you feel way better to go for the dance even if you have to pay for it or am i paying you still have to pay for it but she's making you believe if i didn't have to take this i wouldn't take it if she just gave me the the dance

Out of the kindness of her heart, I would feel like I was shoplifting. Got him! Gotcha! That's fire! She came there to rinse you, you rinsed her. Shoplifting is crazy. That's game. That might be the highest level of game. You get the free dance. Free dance, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if I have that kind of game. Yeah, that's game. But that is, I mean, there are, they gotta get horny too.

Of course, bro. They're human beings, bro. Not in that setting, though. Okay, but not in that setting. That's work. Are they desensitized to sex or are they desensitized to just the lap dancing type of shit? Probably both. Probably... I would say the lap dance more than sex. More than. In my opinion. Here's why I agree with you. Because there are people that... My parents had a dance studio.

And like dancing maybe to us, they would teach dance lessons growing up. Dancing to us might be a more intimate thing. Like if I saw someone dancing with my girl, I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? But to my parents, like partner dancing was just their life. And it was just, there was nothing sexual about it. So I wonder if they do that. I know it sounds crazy, but with the lap dances. I reckon they have no sexual connection with lap dances whatsoever. Yeah. Like whatsoever. But what if they feel it? What if they feel his shit?

His shit? If they feel his shit, they got it. That's a threat. That's a baton. There's a copper in here. We've got it on

undercover. That's crazy. They'd be wearing them Nike tech suits like you can't even wear a tech suit. That's genius, bro. When you come into the strip club with the bike shorts, can you guys do that legally? Legally? Legally. Do they have attire you have to wear at strip clubs? Dress code.

I don't know, but I don't think I've ever gone to a strip club in short. No, they do. I think they do. It's really like a club. Yeah, true. How do you tip them? Just because your denominations are... Strip clubs in the... Well, I would say London.

are very different to, obviously, America. Whereas in America, you can either... Obviously, if you go to the pole, you can either give them money or you go for a private dance to give them money. Whereas in the UK, there's like a stage where they all dance and the lady comes around with a fucking pot and you have to, like, put money in. Wow. It's terrible. What if you don't like the dance? If you don't, they take you to leave. This is socialism. Oh, wow. This is the problem with socialism. It's not merit-based. There's a girl... It's not...

working for it in a way that you like, but you still have to give her the same amount of money as the girl you really like. Yeah, bro. It sucks. And you tip down on the girl you really like because you got to save money for the girl who sucks. That's unfortunate. But can you take them off for a lap dance? Yeah, you can do that. That's like the main money. But when you walk in, that's the general consensus. There's a pulse. So nobody's making it rain. It rains all the time, bro.

Yeah. It's a shame. It's a shame. Yeah, bro. Our denomination is five pounds. You don't have a dog. The only one we have is a five, so... Yeah, that's a great dance. Like, if you're giving a fiver to somebody. Yeah, it's consistently... That level of pressure is way better. Okay, do you guys have girls that, like...

Because you guys are kind of out there a little bit. You're telling like sex stories and that kind of stuff. Sometimes I imagine. Do you have girls that will like, they kind of fetishize that and they're like, I want to be in one of their stories. I want them to talk about me on the pod. Go on.

I don't know. Do you know what I'm referencing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know about anyone who's ever said, thought, I want to be in the story. But we definitely will make references. Like recently we made a reference like, it's sexy if a girl asks you, if a girl was to ask you what color should I do my nails? That's sexy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Till now I get DMs every day. What color should I do my nails? What color should I do my nails? What color should I do my nails? What color should I do my nails?

So shit like that, that will reference like, oh, it's hot if a girl does this, it's hot if a girl does that, then DMs. Because that's an honest answer. That's what I've been trying to show by this. It's genuine. And because you're being genuine about it, those girls are using that as like a cheeky excuse to interact. 100%. 100%. But there must be pressure to perform now. Like if you hook up with a girl, it's like, you know, they know. Oh,

yeah like you've talked up your dick like i've not talked to him i just said what what the truth is they risked it they want to be the toilet bad yeah i'll be intrigued now if if if a girl saw your dick and she was like nah bro that's not that's not toilet shit you're not talking about get on the fucking toilet and prove it bro that's my point i don't believe you're not saying all the way back bitch yeah you're a fucking liar it's

Wait a minute, that's true. There's a lot of pressure. You could undersell and overdeliver. Yeah, dude. He's like, nah. I just speak facts, man. You just speak facts. That was a recent clip, though. We'll see what happens. That was pretty recent, yeah. Are there any girls in the comments that are like, yo, I seen it.

I don't read comments, so I don't know. That's a lie. That would be tough. That would be tough. He will read that comment, though. I'll write it. I'll write it, bro. Fucking liar.

So a friend of mine lived in, he might be here now. He lived in England. He was working at an advertising agency that had an office over there as well. You know, sometimes you guys can work here. We work there, these global companies, whatever. And he said an interesting thing about British women. He said, when you're out partying with them,

They're down and they're ready to go that night. But sometimes after that night, the follow through might be they're a little bit more prudish. 100%. If you don't close that night, it's harder? Is that what you're saying? And can you guys explain that phenomenon?

I feel like that's a generic thing. Or is it not? Are you talking about if you manage to hit or no? If you don't manage to hit the first night, it's harder to hit going forward. It might not even be a connection after that. Yeah, 100%. And explain that phenomenon. That's more to do with like...

beer goggle stuff so like it goes like and also the culture is also like i'm outside i'm outside like see you girls see you girls i'm outside so if like they want to envelop in that moment it's like wow fuck i'm meeting this guy this is crazy we're partying everything's good yeah yeah i'm ready to suck his dick in the toilet i don't care like whatever but the next day i'm refined yeah next day like i have a job and yeah i shouldn't be behaving this way yeah yeah you're not yet oh

A potential one night stand You're not texting her The next day like Yeah what's going on She'll be like What the fuck bro Oh really Yeah yeah yeah You missed your chance You have to start from Oh So if you do like a girl Would you say it's better To prolong it Or would you say It's better to hit first night And then continue

Hit first night. In my opinion. Hit first night. If you can't. Yeah, hit first night. That is unique. Here it would be the opposite. It's almost like a sign that you really like the girl. If you're like, nah, let's chill out on this. I want to hang out with you. And they would see that as a compliment. They'd go, oh, he really likes me for being... In the UK, agreed. They'd still see it as a compliment. But also, it's like, there's a slight undertone of like, bro, I just offered you sex and you're saying no. Oh, so now it's a rejection. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I'm doing something that is like maybe culturally frowned upon. And I went there with you and you rejected it. Now I'm embarrassed. Yeah, exactly. 100%. So it's like it almost in a weird way like breeds this one night stand culture. Yeah. And also they feel that compliment that you're saying in terms of like, oh, he must really like me because...

he's offering to slow things down and take me out. They would feel that is if they gave you the one night stand and then you message them the next day to see them again, then they're like, wow, he really likes me. So sex the first night is in no way like indicative of the girl being easy. It,

It's a gray area. But she's already taken that leap. Yeah. I'm saying like not all girls in the UK are ready for one night stands. That's not the case at all. That's really not the case. But if we are talking about a girl that is willing to do that. Then you got to go. Then yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to go. And then again, if you see her again and see her again, then again, she's like, wow. He likes me more than I thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. Interesting. And would you guys, if you were really into a girl that first night, would you guys go for it? 100%.

Got it. And personally, would you hold any feelings like, oh, she's easy. She just let me hit the first night. I'm not marrying a girl who I fucked on the first night. Got it. No, it depends. The thing, I feel like it depends. Personally, if I'm, if we're both in the moment, both in the zone, and I think she's banging, she thinks I'm banging, and we fuck on the first night, and post that, everything is amazing. Conversation, sex, energy, chemistry, everything.

If we start today, fucking why not? I couldn't care less. There's no taboo or anything like that on it. Ian, why wouldn't you?

When I say fuck on the first night, it depends. If I met a girl for a date and we went out on a date and I fucked her on the first date, I would still marry that girl. That's different than if you just met a girl in a club. You bang her out the bathroom. Yeah, took her to an alleyway and fucked her. That's heinous. That's different. No, no, no. Heinous is a great word. I wouldn't do that. But yeah, a girl that I meet in a club and fuck that night, it's just never going to be my wife. Hmm.

Never going to be mine. Is there a... I'm sure you've heard about this, that American women are charmed by the British accent. I've heard of it, yeah. I don't know if it's necessarily the accent, by the way. I don't know if it's just the sound of it. I think it might be they're charmed by...

Is it how we speak to them in general? It might... There is... Like, when you guys are not on your, like, Geordie Shore shit, but, like, when you're on your, like, refined British shit, I think it reminds them of, like, films they've seen and an elegance to British culture, which is seductive. The game is just so different. Explain. In my opinion, I feel like...

When I've spoken to American women, the term is, oh, we love your accent. And I think it's vice versa. I love their accent. But go on, go on, go on. But I think it's more so of...

They're not loving an accent. Like, all right. Yeah, but it's more so the approach as well. I feel like maybe they're so used to one way, the American way or whatever. They see something different. They hear something different. The approach is different. So they're like, oh, I like this. Oh, I didn't know. There's a charm to that. Exactly. It's a novelty to it. So maybe that's why they're attracted to the British accent. I remember going to England and then my homie was like, dude, girls love the British accent. I mean, the American accent here. And I was like,

what the fuck are you talking about? And then he and I started getting close over the next three days. We're chopping it up somewhere, Birmingham, Leicester, whatever. These three girls turn around and are like, are you American? And I was like, yeah, Hawaii. They started laughing. I was like, the accent's making you... They were like, no, we quite like it. And I was like, oh, fuck is that? Do British girls like the American accent? That's a culture. That's a culture. That's a potentially taboo? No, not taboo. It's like some women find it corny. Gotcha. And then some women like it. I think... I don't...

I don't know a black girl in London who finds the American accent sexy. Really? What do you think? I don't know.

I actually don't know. I've only heard that they think it's corny. So black... This is interesting. So black British women think the American accent is unattractive. Well, I don't want to speak for all black British women, but from what I've heard... That's what we do in podcasts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On this show, we're going to be doing gigantic stereotypes. We are the British opinion on a lot of shit that we are not qualified to. You're speaking for the crown. Yeah.

I think, yeah, I do think like a lot of, well, for one, the American approach is corny to black British women. Explain. So we do a lot of like, we have a reacts channel, right? Yeah. On YouTube. And we've done a lot of it. It's like in terms of like American riz or whatever like that. And like American guys, there's a massive culture that you guys have here where you can just approach a girl in the street. Yes. And just be like, what's your name? And all that kind of stuff. Like if you did that,

in London, immediately, like, God is up and it's just like, what the fuck do you want? America's more friendly. Way more friendly. I'm more accepting to bullshit. Open-minded. Yeah, accepting to bullshit is the fucking... That's an interesting observation. Meaning that we will go along with small talk or pleasantries in a way that you guys will not. We have no tolerance for it. Real quick, do you find that is...

something that is like ubiquitous across America, because I feel like in New York, we're not big fans of small talk simply because it's an urban environment where you've got to see a lot of people. It's like, I don't got all this time to talk about the weather. Like we got to go, which might be more similar to 100% valid. Yeah. But there are places in America where it's car culture, where talking to somebody might be the first person you spoke to all day. So it's like, all right, I'm going to be nice to you. I'm going to, I got all the energy. Yeah. I want some human interaction. Yeah.

So they're a little shocked by our pleasantries and our maybe positivity, and they don't trust it as authentic. You're selling something. Got it! What do you want? And get to the point. So they would rather the upfront approach about, hey, I think you're beautiful or whatever the fuck it is. If you watch like a British guy, if you saw a video of like, especially in black culture, if you saw a British guy speak to like a girl, it's very much like...

yo, what's your name? Straight to the point. What's your name? Got it. Or like, you're banging, you're this or whatever. Can I get your number? Like straight to the point. Right. And then we can work backwards from there. Like if she entertains the bullet points, then we can introduce pleasantries. And now let's just be charming and we have some chats. Yeah, exactly. But you need to let her know what your intentions are immediately. Oh, so they feel like

that uncertainty they don't like and they'll remove themselves from it yeah unless you're direct it makes you less trustworthy you're putting your intentions on the table yeah and then we can get to charm and we have to disarm that's the thing with the pleasantries yeah so in america yeah it's like we just go hey like they already exactly it has to be the eye it's almost like

It is inauthentic in a way, but it's almost like we have to find a different reason to talk. And then they have to almost win us over. Hey, I just thought, you know, that your dog was cute. Now you being charming. Why are you hitting on me? And then they're like, wait, am I hitting on him?

You almost got to gaslight them into thinking they want to fuck you. And you on defense, like, back off, bitch, I like your dog. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, so our girls are defensive to...

hitting on them directly and your girls are defensive to kindness yeah defensive to kindness is facts because yeah they don't they don't buy it yeah I get that that actually makes more sense yeah and they won't even look up from their phone if you're just like oh excuse me so how do ugly guys get laid

Ugly guys. Meaning if you're not a handsome dude that's walking up to a girl, because it seems like you're putting it right on the table. If a handsome fucking tall, strong guy walks up, puts it right on the table, you might get some reaction. But if a guy who's not traditionally handsome, but might be like really smart, charming, he can find his way in. That's a friend zone. Yeah. Yeah. You can't like a non-conventional attractive guy can't just approach a girl in the street.

In my opinion, I don't expect a positive result. There has to be something about you. If you work in the same office, he's funny. He's the work guy. So you're building that relationship. It's like Tinder in person. And then it's staff night out, maybe it's a Christmas party. Everyone gets ugly guys fucked. 100%. Jesus is birthed. Christmas party, that's when they get fucked. Miracles, you know what I mean? There you go. Oh, interesting. Interesting.

That's, dude, it's so weird. It's really like an American thing we almost laugh at about how like you have to be, I wouldn't say have to, I think there are many different ways to approach, but honestly not laying it all on the table might be the more effective way. Huh. Yeah, I get that. And since we've been here, I've heard a lot that like people...

People don't think him and I are very friendly. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get like, we get a response that we're not very friendly. We're polite, but we're not very friendly. You guys, it is a British thing. You're a little reserved. Yeah, we don't. But then when you loosen up. Yeah, we're cool. Yeah. You see what it is. People expect us to be who we are on the show when they meet us for the first time. But you are. You're just not. Exactly. Yeah. And I think it's more where Americans are probably to a stranger. You can be. Yeah.

Your most extroverted self. Whereas we're very much just like. That might be a British thing. Yeah. And what is the advantage of that in British culture, do you think? Like why put on that? And that exists in certain cultures in America too. That's what I was trying to tell you about like the WASP culture. It's the same thing. There's like a version of you that it's almost like a work personality. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does that make sense? Yeah, that makes sense, yeah. Yeah, why is that? Why do you think that is?

Why I have to know what it is. And are you like taught that as a kid? Are you like, hey, this is how you should behave. You're being impolite if you're not. You're never taught to like...

I don't know. It's just culturally, it's just like not spoken about. Like you will see, like even as a kid, like if there is a kid who, if you see a kid in a store who's like, hi, what's your name? Hi, what's your name? Like the parents always like, like you're bothering people. Stop bothering people. We encourage that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's interesting. We love a kid going up and talking. Yeah, we think it's cute, but it's very much like you're bothering, just leave him alone. I had my wife's stepfather when she was a kid.

um, would have her, like, let's say they were out to dinner. She would have to walk up to six different people and ask them a question that did not have a yes or no answer. Oh, wow. To build up her, you know, social skills and like reduce any kind of anxiety about socializing, which would be like, so taboo. I imagine based on what you guys are saying. That wouldn't happen in the UK. If a kid came up to me and was like, sorry, my mom's making me ask, I don't know what

What the fuck are you talking about, bro? What the fuck, man? It's funny that you said it. It seems like it's almost inconsiderate to inconvenience the stranger. Yeah, it is. So it's a respect thing. Yeah, it is. I also feel like it depends on where you're raised slash born. Like you said, there are places in America where, like New York, for example, very fast-paced, blah, blah, blah. London, again, very, very fast-paced. Massive community, but very fast-paced. So people don't like to waste other people's time. That's my guess.

if you're born and bred like i don't know somewhere up north for example sheffield i was gonna say sheffield for example you could be a bit more friendly because people are a bit more legalized and it's just chill y'all are going to dallas tomorrow yeah it's changed a little bit but it's very you see someone walking on the street hey how are you you can wave you say hi do okay it's not even if somebody doesn't do that you're like who the

fuck is that guy? I just walked by, made eye contact. It's almost rude to not engage. Because there's less, this is what I would tell him. I thought New Yorkers were rude. It's just there's so many people. I don't have time to be friendly. Like in Texas, if I hold the door open for one person, one person is going to walk through that door, maybe two. In New York, if I hold the door open at Times Square, I'm never going to close. You're never going to leave. So I think London might be a little bit more like that. And I was curious, are they much friendlier? Because you'll see 180 degree difference when you're going out south.

You're not going to see 180 in England. In England, no, you won't. There's nowhere in England you're going to see a complete shift, unless we're talking about, like, villages. Yeah. For the most part, it is always, like, don't bother people, let them get on, don't inconvenience them. Yeah.

And nine times out of ten, if you're in London, everyone's got their headphones in anyway. Yeah, they'll find reasons not to make the habit. I stay in a lot because I don't live in London. So I stay in a... Do you mind sharing where you live? I live in a town called Northampton. It's like two hours outside of London. So like half the week I'll stay in hotels. And like the one hotel... So you can do the pod? Yeah. Yeah, because the studio's in London. So you'll travel to London, stay there for three or four days to do the pod and then you go back. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Wow.

And you would never want to move to London? I've thought about it loads of times, but no. Really? I prefer the situation I have now. I prefer it. It's just like you like the quiet being outside? Yeah. Do you have like a house? Yeah, I have like a nice house and it's quiet and like it's chill. It's just like very pleasant where I live. Got it. And there's also the town that I was raised in. So my mom lives there. Oh, so you got community there and the whole thing. And then you, you're just a fuck. I was born and bred in London. Oh, so you're just getting that.

Oh, God. What a terror. This guy's a terror. What do you think is the farthest you've ever driven to smash a ting? Smash a ting, you know. Like the largest distance you've had to cross just for... Trains work, too. We'll count trains and planes in a couple hours. I've never traveled far. We have a rule that if...

If you're going to go and travel to smash a girl, you have to like fap one out first. And if you still want to after, then you do it. And if you don't want to after, then it was just your dick making up your decisions and you don't go. So you said you went two hours. Pre-fap? Pre and post. Pre and post. You post that and you're like, I still need that. That's worth the trip. Can you tell us what city? It wasn't in the UK.

You went to Belgium? Oh, I know. You went to a different country. Fuck. Yeah, I remember. But I stayed. So it's not like I... Yeah. But it also was like a long build up. What country? Now I want to know. I was the type of girl. Paris is what I would assume. Why Paris? Two hours. Paris is like an hour. To be fair, it was an hour. Yeah, it was an hour. It's not Paris, but it was an hour. What country? It doesn't matter. Yeah.

I mean, get a map up. It's not Scotland. It's not Scotland. No, Scotland. This was way back in the day. Way back in the day. Two years ago. It's got to be France then. No. What? Was that right? He said Belgium. He said Belgium. No, it's Amsterdam. It was Amsterdam. Okay, I was close enough. That's two hours? No, it's 45 minutes out on a map. Because you flew? It's the Dutch. You fly? Yeah, I flew.

He flew. That's different. I didn't drive. And then it was just a freaky girl or what? Yeah. It was one of those ones, like I said, it was built up for so long. We were talking, conversation, blah, blah, blah. Did she do that European thing where they just shave up to the knee? What the fuck? Is that a thing? You've never seen the European girls that do that? No, bro. They shave up to the knee.

And they just let this hair grow. Can I just say something? You've got anecdotes, bro. I've lived the life, gentlemen. You guys have never seen that? I have never seen that. That would scare the life out of me. Yeah, 100%. I've never seen that. And I've taken out a few over there.

I've never seen that, bro. Yo, is it just me? You found a hairy thing and she was like, oh, it's just what we do. And you took that around. I thought this was like a Brit, not a British thing, like a European thing. Shave up to the knee. Never heard of that. Never heard it, never seen it. Do they keep it hairy out there? I think it depends on the person. I don't necessarily think it's a country thing. I mean, in America, it's not.

I've never slept with a girl with a lot of pubic hair. With a lot? More than like a lumbar shit type of thing. I've gone like in between shaves. Oh, but not like intentional growth. Intentional growth is crazy. But faster. She had a little Luther going on down there. Exactly. Fucking hell.

I was curious, have you all ever been in a fight for each other? Oh, shit. Has some shit ever broken out at a pub or something? You would step in and bang. For each other? Yeah. Or just fight in general. For each other? Oh. Yeah, like that. Why was it for each other, though? It was for you. It was for you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was for each other. Okay, I understand what you're saying, but the question is very different by what you're saying. Wait, wait, wait. I'll explain, I'll explain. I know. Imagine.

- Did you see how diplomatically he got out of that bullshit right there? - Okay, the question was different, but I understand your perspective. I will continue. - That's just how my brain works, bro. That's how my brain works. So there was a time in Birmingham, we were in probably like our second year of uni. So this is, we're talking like 2010. Myself and one of our other friends, Toby, were on the dance floor and there was a chick that was looking good and squeezed a bit of bottom flesh.

and the guy i don't know if it was her man or whatever but the guy was saying stuff to us it was her man yeah okay but it was her man the guy was saying stuff to us and i was like obviously the music i was like i can't hear you i was simulating like i can't hear you in my mind in his head he thought are you dumb yeah yeah

I can't hear what you're saying. And it got a bit rowdy. He started pushing, pushing, pushing back. It's funny you think that's what escalated the fight. And now you grab his girlfriend's ass. I'm not saying that. Obviously, it was his girl throwing her ass in your face. Obviously. It's just a girl's fault. Yeah. And then it just got a bit handsy. And then what happened? Y'all fucked him up?

Nah, he was a big motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What happened was this son of a bitch and Toby took a side pass so the rest of us could get in a massive fight. Bro, yeah. And we were like fighting for our lives in this club. This guy didn't have a scratch on him. He stood on the outside. He instigated the fight. You're on the outside. You're on the outside like this. And the rest of us. He was Rick Ross outside watching his people just get busy, right?

And do you know the worst part? How do you do that, bro? Do you know the worst part? Do you know the worst part? We went outside, I was like, oh, I forgot my jacket. This fucking prick. Bro, we were on our way out, and the guys that were walking past were literally like, you guys are dead tonight. As soon as you get outside, you're getting stabbed. Yeah, yeah. And this fucker's at the cloakroom like, I need my jacket. And we were like, bro, fuck your jacket, we need to go. And he was like, I'm not going anywhere without my jacket. Yeah.

I want to kill you that night, bro. I got my jacket. Yeah. Did they press y'all outside? No, we left. We got out. We got out. We got out. I mean, we're here now. Why the fuck would she even be dancing with you if her man is right there? That's crazy. I just assumed she was single.

The way she was moving, I assume she was single. The way she was single. That's facts, bro. She moved single. She was moving single. She's throwing it up. Yeah. Yeah, that's... That was a horrible night. It was, yeah. I think that's the only time to my recollection. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Was there a conversation in the car afterwards? There was a converse. Bro, I don't know.

I don't remember the conversation. There was a conversation. There was a silent drive. There was a silent drive. And there was a conversation when we got back to the, going back to uni because we drove back to uni and we got picked up in it. We got picked up. By the time we made it back to campus, there was a conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And what were you saying?

I personally don't recall. Yeah, fight your own fucking fights. There's no way you're getting into a fight and you don't even get touched. And all the boys are just home with black eyes. That's not a thing. And then secondly, yeah, just keep your fucking hands to yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. That was a tough day. Yeah. I was 19. That was testing for our friendship, actually. Really? Yeah, building blocks. Has there been a moment where you guys almost stopped being friends? Nah. Not even close? Nah. That was the closest moment. That was probably the closest moment. We probably had one other argument. Oh, what happened? This was, again, stupid. This is actually girl-related as well. This is a minor argument, but it's like, you know... Don't look at me. Yes.

Look at him this time. This argument was more like... That's why he's... In comparison, it is minor. In comparison, it is minor. You think you know someone and you have that impasse where you're like, bro, who the fuck? Who are you? Yeah, like when you're cheating on your girl. Yeah, exactly, bro. It was one of those moments. Again, stupid girl related question or situation, sorry.

We were on a night out in Manchester. This is where he lived in Manchester. Mm-hmm.

I had met a girl and I was staying with him and then she was trying to come back. So I just assumptively was like, bro, give me the keys. I'm going to head back to the spot and take care of business. And he was like, I'm not giving them out. Like, you're not, because he lived in a two bed. Basically context, I would have had to fuck the girl on his bed. So I was like, bro, give me the keys. Like, yeah, I'm going to go. And he was like, nah, you're not going anywhere. Like, you're not banging this girl on my bed. And I was like, bro, come on.

come on, all jokes aside, like the girl's here. Like, I'm going to need those keys. You're arguing on the stairs. Yeah, I'm going to need the keys like now. Yeah. And then he was just on business like, nah bro, I'm not happening. And it was one of those moments where I was like, how have I misread this situation so much? That's what I knew. Are you my friend or not? What the fuck is going on? And then it actually got into like a heated argument of like, dude,

Okay, what was the rationale? Yeah, the rationale, I was like, dude, again, I'd suck your dick to save your life. I'd do anything for you. Like, if you wanted, like, fuck it. While I'm in there, I don't care. Like, whatever makes you happy, go do it. I can't believe we're in this situation where you're saying no. Like, I'll clean the sheets. I'll flip the mind. Whatever you want me to do, I'll do it. I don't understand why this is an issue. And? And he didn't fuck the girl. No, no, but... Oh, um, I just feel like it...

If I had, at the time, if I was staying in a place that was a two-bed, two-bath kind of thing, fine, take the other room. Wait, you would need a second bath for him to fuck the girl? No, I'm just... I was just saying that. Forget the two-bath. I use the two-bed, two-bath. I'm used to it, don't worry. If it was a situation where I had a spare room, I just feel like...

Okay, casing point. I feel like we're in Oxford. Let me actually give you an example. There was a time, I don't think he knows this, there was a time I was staying at his place.

And at the time, I was with my ex at the time, and she wanted to fuck. And I was like, I'm not fucking you in my boy's room. I'm just not doing that. And this was years after this situation you just explained about. So it's just probably my principle more than anything else. It has nothing to do with our friendship, in my opinion. Are you messy in bed? It's not even about messy. It's more so about the, it's not my bed, bro. You see what I'm saying? It's not a hotel. I'm not going to treat...

the bedroom like a hotel because it's not a hotel this is his bedroom yeah so that's just my standpoint like that bro that's fine i mean he wouldn't do it so it is fair of course but you you obviously don't care you would let him no i i would let him i still see some heart in your eyes i know yeah you're accepting what you say but i missed out on a good one deep in the pupils at the time i i thought it was like at the time i thought he was being selfish

I don't think because I understand he views the bed as like, this is my space and my home. Yeah. And this is where I feel comfortable. There's no way you're coming in with some trashy girl and I have to come here tomorrow and lay my head here. This is my space. At the time, I was like, you're just being selfish. Did you think like he was upset because he wasn't leaving with one? No, no, no, no, no, no. Never like that. We've never had that kind of relationship. Jealousy has never been a thing between us. So why didn't you just tell him, yo, just fuck on the couch?

Because for one, even if I told him that, he's not going to fuck on the couch. No, no, no, no. If you said fuck on the couch, I promise you I would have fucked on the couch. Look at that. You would have saved the whole situation. I would have put kitchen roll on the floor and banged her on tissue, bro. If needed. And if she said to you, hey man, I don't want to fuck on, let's go to the bed. Let's just go to... No, no, no, no, no, no. Let's not lie here. Let's not lie here, brother. If she...

If she got to that, she'd come to the room and turn her fucking sock. You're thinking twice, bro. Nah, bro. You're thinking twice. Let's not lie here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's not lie. I know you, James. Nah, you can't control yourself, bro. You can't. I know you can't control these guys. I had to find a compromise, bro. Yeah.

If it's fucking stuck in there, it must be wrist over here. Something like, yeah, just something old fashioned over here, man. Wrist. Yeah, right. If you say so, bro. Yeah, I wouldn't have done that. If you adamantly told me, do not bang this guy on my bed, there's no way.

There's no way you could come home and be like, by the way. Well, I understand your standpoint, but I can't speak for her. Yeah, but who the fuck is she? She's the person you're trying to fuck, bro. Yeah, but she's a girl. It's not happening, brother. No, no, no. You misunderstood me. We're having an impasse right now. The fact that you think I would do that is crazy. The thing is, you wouldn't do that now.

Yeah, he would. 19. He will fuck anywhere. This guy will fuck anywhere. And she goes, I just want you to bend me over that guy's bed. And she just called him that guy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. These guys are doing power plays. Don't bite. That guy's bed. I want you to bend me over that guy's bed. I think it would just be so seductive and he would understand. You would ask for forgiveness. That's just what I think. You love pussy, bro. I'm sorry. You're a pussy.

I'm like, can we reopen negotiations? I'll just kiss my teeth. I'll just kiss my teeth. All right, bro.

All right, bro. All right. This guy will cheat on his girl because he get offered one time and then sprint home. You don't think he'll fuck on your bed if she's like, hey, do you want to go to the bed? He's suddenly principled. Nah, man. I'm just

I'm just saying. He loves it, bro. He loves it. Bro code over everything. Yeah, he wouldn't do that now. I'm saying 19-year-old James. 19-year-old James was not a bro code violator. You can never say that. Yeah, but I agree. I completely agree. Bro code, bed code. We're talking about pussy, bro. We're talking about one night stand pussy, bro. You buy him a new bed. I love it. He's my best friend. I'm being completely honest. Yeah, yeah. I think you'd bang her. I've got no shame in saying that. I think you'd bang her.

What's the hottest girl on the planet? Just give me anybody in the top five. Yeah. Top five. Let's talk like Meg. The Stallion? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You sound disappointed. Yeah, what the fuck was that? Racist arse. Why do I have to be racist? The Stallion? The Stallion?

Why is that racism? I said, are there no black people in the UK? What the fuck? Oh, you want it to be UK based? No, it could be anything, but nobody in history has ever said the hottest girl on the planet is Meg Thee Stallion. You're plucking something out of your head. Yeah, they have, by the way. Jamie likes a nice big girl, you know? Meg is top five in the world. She also loves anime. It's a big thing. She does love anime. Yeah.

What's wrong, bro? Yeah, what's wrong, bro? She's fire, bro. Yo, Al, cut it out. Al, cut it the fuck out. Who doesn't want to shoot? Yo, you're crazy. You're just an asshole. I'm not gonna lie, she is a strong 5'11", which is tough. No, no, no, okay. She's a beautiful girl. I don't even... But the top five... I don't have time for this sake to keep the heat of the conversation. I was plucking the first name that came into my head. I don't personally think Melisandre is top five hottest girls in the world. She's beautiful.

She's banging a girl. She's banging a beautiful girl. Okay, what I was trying to present is a potential situation where you would be inclined to allow him because the girl was just so unbelievably beautiful. I would. There was a certain caliber of girl that he would let. 100%. And that girl didn't match it. To be fair, I don't remember what the girl... I don't know if I saw the girl. She didn't.

There we go But there is no way On this earth I would see that He's potentially closed with a 10-10 And he's not banging on my sofa Or my bed, there's no way Because he won't let me live that down That's my brother That's what the fuck I'm talking about bro Okay, if it's just a random nut from a girl That you don't even remember I kind of am agreeing with you I think you got logic But you're still loyal because you wouldn't let him miss A golden opportunity Never

My bro. Never. Yeah, he was trying to bring the uni whore back. Yeah, she was a tart. What's a tart? You didn't use tart? No. A tart is like... It's a whore. It's just another word for... That's a slag. Dude, heinous. I love that one.

That's heinous. Oh, dude. I can't wait to say that to someone. That is heinous. My enemies have succeeded is my personal favorite. Yeah, we need more Nigerianisms. My enemies have succeeded against me. I feel like for me,

It's probably like scenario based or role playing based again. Can you explain role playing? You keep bringing that up. No, no, I genuinely... So for example, there could be a dilemma we read out or something that's happening. Oh, you're just acting. I'm just acting now. So we go with that role playing. I forgot the fucking question. But you don't use a lot of the Nigerianism. So I would most likely like pluck something from...

from the contextual situation and my response is maybe like very nigerian but you have my i don't necessarily say stuff like my enemies use the euphemism yeah it just comes out you'll say age me yeah i've never heard of that before i've met you what's that yeah because my parents say that yeah like so for example um my mom would say i would say yo what's good bro if for example i don't but if i would say to my mom oh what's good bro my mom would be like am i your age mate

Why would you call me bro? I'm not your kid. Exactly. So that's, I say age mate because my parents said age mate. See what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay. Before we get out of here, you guys have to get a flight. You have to go to Dallas. You have a show tonight in Dallas? No, on Thursday. Shit, bro. I can't remember. I don't know. I can find out real quick. One sec. I should, I should know. We should know. Yeah. I really don't know. Dallas is...

The factory? Okay. I don't know. I know of it. Toyota Music Factory? That's called the factory in Deep Ellum.

oh yeah i think it's a music venue primarily you guys gotta shoot a gun when you're down there yeah that's a good idea shotguns in miami in miami were you guys good at it yes yeah we actually was natural and yeah wait what do you mean he's sharp he's quick i don't even know what you guys are what the fuck ever bro

The English are not good at shooting guns, bro. They lost. That is true. Is that what you mean? That's not what you meant. That's not what you meant. Okay, okay. Before we get out of here, can you just tell me, how do you guys learn history? You know how like in America, we have like an Americanized version of history that kind of like,

We talk about slavery because we have to because there's black people everywhere, but we don't talk about Native American shit that much because they ain't around. So what do you do in British history when you're learning it? Do you learn about the colonies? Do you learn about the empire? Is it too close and people feel uncomfortable? I'm not even saying this as a joke, but do you learn like, yeah, we fucked India over, we fucked this? No, no, no. I don't know what the curriculum is like now, but I remember in school

I learned about colonization from like Americans. You guys learn way more about it than we do. We don't know anything about it. Isn't that interesting? It's not in the curriculum whatsoever. And they also don't do it for Americans. Like we don't learn about what we're doing around the world that much either. I'm just curious your version of it. So our version is more like World War II. World War I, World War II. We were banging out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Killed the Nazis and then nothing bad happened before that. Yeah, we don't learn about... Like Henry VIII, all that shit. Yeah, we learn about, like, former kings and queens, probably, like, the invention of medicine, which a lot of it was, like, British-led. We don't learn about, like...

anything to do with like american independence we don't learn about no that none of that war stuff we don't learn about that uh we learn about world war one world war two i gotta talk about their losses so we're talking about losses a little bit vietnam vietnam we talk about but it's recent you guys can kind of ignore yeah there's no video evidence valid interesting okay so then when you start learning about the world

Because I think this is happening a lot in America where now with the internet information is democratized and you can start learning like, ooh, what the CIA is responsible for. And when you guys go out and you start learning about like British history, is there like a red pillization? And don't use the word red pill with like the I hate women shit, but more about like, oh, this is what really happened? Or do you just kind of ignore? For me personally, there's a little bit.

There's a little bit of it. And like, for example, like a prime example, right? So my surname is Duncan.

I went on a family trip to Grenada a few years ago. Oh yeah. Fuck. Um, and they give you a tour of the Island and we stumbled across the Duncan plantation. Oh, your family. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Slave owners. No slaves. My, my black name is Duncan. Wow. Oh, your dad is black. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got it. Got it. So yeah, we, we found the plantation that obviously my family was workers on. Um,

And like that growing up, like I didn't understand. And then like you grow up and you realize that like, so there's a lot, there's huge like Caribbean culture in the UK and you realize that,

all caribbeans have white surnames white surnames yeah of course and you i didn't realize that until like older why that was yeah yeah um so there was that for me personally there's a lot growing up i was like what the yeah what the and then again with like colonization and stuff like i was a grown man before the term colonizer was even i'd even was introduced to it and i was like i don't even know what the that is so then you have to learn about it learn about it learn about it and i think the only thing that helps is that again call back

We're not very patriotic. So it's very easy for us to be like... To reject that. Yeah, it's very easy. Same with like royal family and all that kind of shit. We're like, fuck them anyway. There are like issues with a lack of patriotism because when you do need to galvanize a country for something, it might be a little bit more difficult.

Like, let's say you need to go fight in a war. It's probably harder to get everybody to go fight for the flag if you don't really believe in it. Oh, that's not a thing in England, by the way. Because they tried that recently. Our prime minister who just got voted out, he was trying to introduce a draft or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he's 16 years old. Just like a couple of years of service. Like everyone was like, dude, I'll go to Dubai like tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah, fuck. Yeah.

But yeah, that is a tricky thing. And it is a tricky thing, I think, for Americans to wrestle with because we are so patriotic. And now we're learning about some of the things that America has done. And you're like, well, I really want to love this place, but I got to wrestle with the past. Now, no country is completely innocent, but you have to find a thing you can love about it. And despite the past of Great Britain, there's amazing contributions to the world. So there are things you can really love and be proud of.

with even, you know, despite, you know, what you guys did to... Sorry, bro. I don't think you guys didn't do it. Clearly, I didn't do it. I told you about the plantation. Yeah, exactly. And I definitely didn't do it. You came in at the perfect time. Afro beats cats. We're doing a replay. I told you we're doing it.

Okay, okay. So just real quick, shits and gigs, everybody go check out their content. You've already seen it. You've probably, I imagine most people have seen bare minimum clips on social. I think you do a great job of like creating content that is digestible even for non-super fans.

So you've probably seen it, but I think you guys should go check out the live show. If there is anywhere tickets left, I'm sure you guys will come back here, but definitely go check out their pods. And thank you guys so much for coming. Anything you guys want to promote real quick or just let people know where they can find you? I don't want to promote anything. One thing I will say is like, uh, sincerely appreciate you guys having us. Alex and Akash, you didn't give up.

But you guys made a lot of effort over a course of a year now. And I want to say I really, really appreciate it. I've watched your guys' show for years. Oh, respect, man. When we started, one of the main influences for us to start a Patreon was how well you guys were doing. No way. That's our cost right there, man. I was homeless. Thank you guys for having us. Absolutely, man. You guys killed it and it was great. It's awesome to see that you guys... I genuinely mean it. It's awesome to see you guys sharing this side of...

well, obviously your personalities, but also this side of British culture as well. Thank you, bro. And I think that's a cool thing that the internet is showing people. It's not the stiff upper lip, only the guys who protect the queen. There is a hilarity, there's a gregariousness, and there's a fun loving spirit that exists there too. A bubbliness. And I think that that is seductive to Americans in a very different way. It's not all Bridgerton. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think it's cool that you guys get to be at the forefront of showcasing that. So anyway, bro, congrats guys. Thank you.

And best of luck with everything, man.