Real Reason Candace Owens Left Shapiro, Drake Vs Kendrick Diss, & Trans Visibility Day Explained
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What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Happy Transvisibility Day. Akash didn't know what Transvisibility Day was. I did not. So basically what happened was the world, and by the world, I mean right-wing Twitter and Instagram was absolutely furious that Transvisibility Day was made the same day as Easter. You did see this a little bit. No, I just put it together. So Easter and Transvisibility Day was made the same day. And you know who made it the same day?

According to right-wing Twitter and Instagram? Who? Well, Joe Biden made it. He probably forgot it was a picture. He declared it. He might have forgotten. Or, Mark, what might else be true? I saw this and I was like, this is crazy. Why is Biden trying to piss off everybody? Because when you see it on the surface, there's no way that this is actually possible because there are a team of people that are there to make sure things like this do not happen.

It just seems unrealistic because this is an election cycle. Yeah, you'd be on top of that. I'm not saying that Biden is going to win the religious right, but you don't want to irritate them. You don't want to lose them. Exactly. Push them in Donald Trump's direction, right? So we're like, there's no way that this is true. But everybody is posting and every headline is Joe Biden declares Trump.

Easter Sunday Transvisibility Day. Which isn't technically wrong. But! But it seems like a little misleading because the first Transvisibility Day was founded in 2009. How many years ago is that? This was 15 years ago? So the first Transvisibility Day was founded 15 years ago, right? Okay. Now what is something very unique about Easter?

The day Jesus is risen, right? That is actually, yo. Well, that is five of the two. I'll fuck with you for that, bro. You know what I mean? That is actually why. Christ is king. Don't let nobody touch different. Christ is motherfucking king. Do you hate it? Do you hate it? Christ is king.

Christ is king, Doug. Get the camera on Doug. Shifty, do something. Christ is king and let him know. Christ is king. Happy Transvisibility Day. We're fucking ready to leave. That was a good response. You're being anti-Semitic right now, dude. Okay, listen. Okay?

Now, Easter, because it's on a Sunday. Correct. The date changes every single year. Do you think it's possible when they, I mean, this is how brilliant and shrewd the left is.

This is how genius they are at tearing apart the nuclear family and destroying the great Christian traditions of this country. 15 years ago, they plotted the course of Easter's and they were like one Easter when a Democrat is in office.

There is going to be a Transvisibility Day and an Easter Sunday that lie on the same day, and Joseph Biden is going to be forced to declare a Transvisibility Day over Easter. Do you think that that's the case? That's so funny. That's definitely what it was, right? Well, they also—doesn't the calendar repeat every seven years? Yeah, or six, I guess, because of leap year. Oh, wait, is that true? I would assume six just because you skip a day. God damn, that's true. This guy's fucking good. Well, there's seven days in a week, but you skip one day because of leap year, so I would assume it's six. Oh.

But maybe it's seven. They did it in 2015 and this year also, I guess. And nobody said shit back then, did they? Because they knew who was coming. They knew the hero was coming to save the day in a year. Well, who was president at the time? Maybe we should look into that. It was Barack's. But 2016, Trump. So 2015. You said 2015? We've got to see when the calendar repeated. Oh, no. It was six years ago. That's Trump's. We've got to check. Guys, isn't Transvisibility Day every day for Barack? Can I get a mic check? Hold on. Can I get a mic check?

Can I get a mic check? Hold on. Can I get a mic check? Hey, Crisis King. Hey, Crisis King. That was good. Crisis King. That was good. Crisis King. Whenever I say Crisis King, I need a close-up on Duff. Crisis King. Crisis King. Michelle Obama's king. Stop. Stop. Stop. We're doing that thing where we become too right-wing on the pod. I'm not going to do that.

We've become two right wing on the comedy podcast. We're doing that thing. We're doing that thing again. Okay? 2021 Biden. I love both of them. 2021 Biden proclaimed the 30 versus transgender visit. I'm trying to save you. I'm trying to help you.

Because he is risen. Christ is king. Christ is king. Say it, Doug. We got to get Akash baptized. You ain't been trying to tell, y'all. Say what? Stop trying to bathe him. We'll do it.

Anything for him not to bathe. Yo, that is true. Why don't you baptize your damn armpits and self? I got baptized when I was a baby. That was the last time. That was the last time, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Listen, so, all right, say your numbers. Fucking spectrum doubt. His favorite part of the pod is doing research. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. His forehead gets four-headed in here.

I'm researching. Okay, crisis king. In 2021, Biden said that this was the first national trans visibility day. So basically, it was like an organization that did it. Then he picked it up in 2021 and was like, all right, now we're doing it. So he declared it in 2021. Yep, still before this year. And his team was too fucking stunad to look into if there was going to be Easter on a trans visibility day. So then they're in a pickle where they're like, okay, we see it's lining up on Easter. Do we double down and make the proclamation or do we kind of just forget that we did that? No.

Can't you just change the date, like change the month? I mean, if there's one thing trans people would understand, it's change. I mean, it's April 1st now. And then people will be like, oh, that's nice. Or June, isn't June LG month? Also, why do the trans people want to share with... Because you're gay. No, we got February. We got Juneteenth. Nothing close around that. So imagine Trans Visibility Day was Juneteenth. What would you do?

There's going to be some murders. There's going to be some murders? Damn, Al. All the people that are saying bad things about Transvisibility Day being on duty. That's a bad thing. That word. That word. That word. Transvisibility Day. Every nanofiber in Al's tongue was trying to get the word visibility. Real visibility.

We were halfway through the handshake. The word hadn't fit. You kept pushing though. I had to. I respect that. I had to. I respect that. Oh my God. Busta Rhymes. Christ! It's king. I like it. We're sorry about that. Okay. Listen, so this is all we want to ask right now is...

If it was that easy for us to look this up, why do you think there are so many people that are posting about it? What is the reason? Because they could also look it up. These are not dumb people. It's not like just some random Twitter account. They're like, it feels as if they're like news organizations that are propping up this idea. Why do you think that is, guys? Yeah.

I like money. Wait, what do you mean? I'm going to go with money. Do you think that there is money to be made off of outrage? Do you think if you outrage a certain community that they will consume your content way more? Yeah. Wait, is that what these people are up to? Seems to be how it goes. Get the fuck out of here. Seems to be. Yeah, we got to do that. Yeah, we need to outrage them more, yeah? How do we outrage them? I don't know. Well, who should we outrage?

Everyone. Black people? No. But that's a really good thing to do. A lot of people make careers off of that. They don't have the money. Outrage in a certain group of people, right? I wish I would have toughened up. That was crazy. Thank you. Without the laugh, it really just sounded like hate. It was just dying. No, no, but you're right. They broke. So we got to find out.

No, no, because what was that little blonde chick that did it? She pissed off black people. Tommy Lahren. Tommy Lahren. Say again? What happened to her? Where's she at? I mean, that's what Ben Shapiro used to do at the beginning of his career. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Where's Tommy Lahren and Candace? It's an interesting pivot to watch Ben Shapiro and Candace. It's funny because they're feuding, but it seems like the same thing. You start really kind of right-leaning,

and then you get a little bit more toward the center, go mainstream, all of a sudden, well, let's just forget all the other stuff I said. Oh, you guys misunderstood what I said. I wasn't just feeding an agenda to make money off of dumb people. No, no, no. You guys misunderstood. There's a great interview where Ben is justifying why he fired Candace. Yeah. The one with Ruben? Yes, the one with Ruben. It's great. We should even pick it up and watch it. But what's funny is that Candace,

And I don't know the extent into which Ben is criticized. I know he's very critical of media and media being biased. But before you have a media platform, it's very easy to critique media. It's very easy to go, look at New York Times, look what you do. And look at Washington Post, look what you do. And you're censoring free speech. You're for censorship. In this conversation, he makes the argument for censorship. He calls it something else. Yeah, I forgot the term. I have it in my phone. But I don't even think he's using the term right. But he's basically like, there's a window.

of ideas we accept. Yes. And we accept ideas between this, this, I guess this is, if I get window, you're looking like this. So we accept ideas between here and here. And anything outside of that window, well, you're fireable. That's censorship. But he's acting,

as if this is like a justified reason for firing people when you built your identity and platform off of no censorship and freedom of speech and facts don't care about your feelings and all this shit. It's also funny that that window happens to end where his beliefs end. I agree. Interesting. You would say that. Not being pro-Israel, that's where the window ends. That's also your specific personal belief. What? So...

I just don't see... So you can't have an opinion on your platform that is not pro a country that is not ours? Yeah. Wait a minute. It's crazy. So is the Daily Wire an American media platform or is it an Israeli media platform? I'm just asking. This guy's cooking. I'm just asking. Get that, get that, get... I'm just... No, if...

If the rule is, I'm just saying, if the rule is you cannot be critical, because he has no problem being very critical of America. He's critical of the left in America. Left is half the country. You have no problem eviscerating half of the country. That's the current party in power. But you can't criticize Israel as a country. That's just another country. Unless you're saying and you're clearly admitting that the Daily Wire is an arm of the Israeli, I guess, media elite.

propaganda machine for? Is that? Are you manipulating the religious right in America? Are you manipulating the right-wing conservatives in America and selling them country western movies and putting on your little cowboy hat and fake moving to Nashville so that you could take all their money and then in the process restricting free speech, one of the core tenants of the American identity? Ben, Ben, Ben. Benjamin, Benjamin. What is happening?

There's trouble in paradise. What shall we do? Doug, what's wrong? Are you going to bring this up? Doug, help us with this whole situation. I don't want this to be true. I want to believe that the Daily Wire is the last bastion of free speech. That's what I want to believe. I thought he was absolute. That's what I considered. Wasn't he? No. So here's the thing.

Overton window. Wait, are you saying that he's free his speech? Yes. The exact thing he's been critical of the left throughout his entire career for? His position, I thought was... Sorry, term he used, Overton window. Overton window, yes. That's the term. So I thought the position he took between platform and publisher I thought was interesting. Because he's basically saying he believes that platforms should have free speech because those are town squares.

And so like corporate censorship from like Twitter and X or like Instagram and shit like that. He's claiming that that would be a violation of free speech. But he thinks as a publisher, you don't necessarily need to uphold things outside of your editorial view. Yet he was quite critical when the New York Times fired journalists for publishing Tom Cotton's article. Right. See, he was ready. I didn't know this. This motherfucker was ready. I didn't know. I was ready.

I was out. I was going to do other things. Now, that is kind of hypocritical, no? Seems a bit. Is to be critical of another platform, right? No, sorry, of another publisher for firing someone on the basis of their opinion for an op-ed piece because that opinion did not fit in the Overton window.

Yet he is firing people because their opinions do not fit in the Overstreet Wintour. Now, we could vehemently disagree with the people's opinions that he has fired. I'm sure there are plenty of things that Candace has said that we think are horrible. Yep. But that is not the brand you built, my friend. Correct.

He also claims that it wasn't Israel though. Yeah, that's the thing. Israel is an anti-Semitism. We can disagree on that. I'm sure you could go at it with him on this, but he claims at the end that it has nothing to do with his position on Israel. The reason I bring up Israel is because he himself has tweeted that, what is that fucking skeleton looking bitch that's in media? The fuck is her name? Ann Coulter. Ann Coulter. Ann Coulter was doing this thing.

where instead of calling Jews Jews, she calls them globalists. But then she was like, I think Matthew Tucker's half globalist. She's funny, man. She's inflammatory as hell, but she's funny. So during the debates when Vivek and Nikki Haley were going at it, she tweeted to her followers, guys, don't get involved. This is Hindu business, not our fight.

It's funny. Sick Christian. It's funny though. Anyway, so. Yeah, it's so funny. But what the fuck was I just saying?

The skeleton. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he was like, she says incredibly anti-Semitic things, but she's pro-Israel, so I can look past it all. Now, I don't think she's working for the Daily Wire at that moment, but that's his basically basic position. Hey, freedom of speech is totally down as long as you're pro-Israel. And I guess Han is. Seems so. Dov? I'm just saying you should be able to— What? What? What do you think, Dov? Oh.

I'll lean to the point of... We're very fortunate to have a globalist on this podcast. I was going to say, I think the whole Candace thing is closer to a little anti-Semitism play over the Israel thing. He hasn't historically been that guy, like the spearhead of pro-Israel things. I think it's been more of, to your point, it's the platform protecting that. Thank you, Mark. Thank you. Can you tell me, because I've looked into it and I haven't found anything...

outright anti-semitic that candace said can you tell me some because the article i saw a very anti-semitic trope which was i think it was she liked it she liked a comment someone said that rabbi schmooly was drunk off christian blood or something to that effect yeah she liked it and then apparently she had been like uh defensive of kanye i think she's also been like defensive of hitler

Well, she had like had admired like it's all like nuance. I haven't listened to every single little thing. Yeah. Like the general feeling is like she was not outraged by what Kanye had said and was kind of like trying to defend him from the media and had said like there's like rings of people in Hollywood that are, you know, committing violence against people that are acting like gangs. It is interesting timing to suddenly get offended by Kanye. Yeah.

Because that was... Slavery was a choice. She probably didn't have a problem with that, I'm assuming, and you wouldn't, Ben Shapiro, I don't think would have been like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slavery is reprehensible, as was the Holocaust, but slavery is reprehensible. How can you say it was a choice? These people weren't

They didn't choose to come on these ships and do this. And why would she be getting fired now for the things Kanye said? Like, I think it was a year and a half ago. That's also very true. Well, it was, like, through November that she was, like, defending him and... And, obviously, I think the Israel stuff, like, lit up. Yeah. And then she was going back and forth with other co-hosts. I think it was, like...

Decorum also. She was like calling out Shapiro being like, oh, he's annoying. She's also their biggest show that's not Ben Shapiro. She's massive. She's the biggest star on the platform that is not a owner of the platform. I think Ben is one of the owners. So you have a very tricky thing where your base, the people consuming your content, are equally drawn to her than they are to Ben.

potentially could go even more. You might have to nip that before she can take a stranglehold of the identity of your platform. So I think that this is, it's not just, oh, you said something bad. I think it's a trend that

and seeing this unstoppable force because Candace is unstoppable. Life tour announcement. A few things. Las Vegas, we had a second show. Okay. That's on May 25th. The presale for that is Thursday, April 4th, 9 a.m. local time. The password is Andrew. Uh,

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Yeah. Let's just be honest. Right. It's like any time he debates somebody who's like worthy, he either gets washed or bare minimum stalemate. I've never seen him actually win a debate against somebody who's like educated in the matter. Right. So I think he can body guys like Finkelstein. I'm sorry. He won't do it. Finkelstein has been asking him nonstop. He refused to do it. He's scared. He's scared. Of course he's scared. But now he's dedicated his life to this. I don't think Ben has dedicated his life to this.

But Finkelstein has been calling him out to the fate. I think he did well with Destiny. I mean, they were kind of on the same page. Destiny? Yeah, I mean, come on. Smart dude. The guy plays guitar on the internet. Smart dude. The fact that... No, I'm not saying he's not smart, but I'm saying he has not dedicated his life to this. The fact that he's just picking up this hobby and he's...

out there debating the top dudes in this realm. I don't know his content, but I would assume Destiny's life is not dedicated to this. His name is Destiny. It's a YouTube handle that I assume he uses for other things beyond this. So if Ben Shapiro is stalemating a guy who doesn't dedicate himself to this, that's not great for Ben Shapiro. I think they were on the same side. Oh. Destiny was debating Finkelstein. But everything else, I mean, Destiny knows how to do it.

Yeah, no, he's and he will read the stuff and he is is amazing retention. Every time I see him, he has like this great recall. So it seems like if he reads something, it's locked in forever. Doesn't matter. That being said, what was the argument we were just talking about? Ben Shapiro getting washed and Candace Owens getting. Yeah, it's an unstoppable force. So I think what they're doing is they were worried that she was a runaway train with the with the brand.

And she was also souring his reputation within the brand. Within the brand. So you have the person who owns it who should be the leader of it who is going to lead the identity of the brand, right, is now wavering in their opinions on the – in their influence within the brand. And there's this new source that is changing the course of the brand. The reason you start a media platform is you want to have some control and power.

Nobody starts a media platform and is like, I love the news. You want to, in the most altruistic sense, you want to...

influence the course of the country that you are in, right? And you want the good ideas to win. That's the best case scenario. What it most likely is, is, hey, we got to manipulate these people into thinking what we want so that we can live in a place that is beneficial for us. And I think that's what the Koch brothers do. And that's what I'm sure Peter Thiel does. And that's what I'm sure the fucking MSN, what is it, Bill Gates does. And that's what I'm sure the Washington Post is for Jeff Bezos. Like that's the point of media is control. Okay.

And they were losing control of their platform. Yeah. So consumers of Daily Wire, are they like looking at them like they're funny in the light now? Like, yo, you guys fired somebody. That's how I would think. It seems like it's split. My concern about, I think the biggest concern about the Daily Wire is that their consumers, Ben doesn't represent their consumers. Back when it was just liberal versus conservative, he was this incredible...

soundbite machine for conservative talking points and he had and he was brave and he would say anything and he would go out there and he'd interview a trans person and fucking rip them apart like he would he basically had every single nugget ready locked and loaded so that all these people who are conservative were now like oh you've done the intellectual heavy lifting for me great give me all those talking points I can use them and

Now there seems to be a little bit of, especially after October 7th, a little bit of division in the conservative party. And the Democrat party. And the Democrat, for sure. So there's a little bit of division, right? And now you're seeing this culture war that's happening within politics. Because the reality is that the right-wing conservative Christians that were following Ben were following because he was giving them the artillery to be the most eloquent, articulate conservative that they could be. Mm-hmm.

Well, he's not giving them the arguments for what they feel now. Yeah. And for what some of them feel now. And Candace might be giving them the arguments for what some of them feel now. Mm-hmm. So you got to nip that in the bud. But he's not representative of this middle America, salt of the earth guy. Mm-hmm.

The guy, I think he grew up in LA, went to Harvard. Like he never lived a life that is representative of them at all. He has no clue who they are, what they are. Does Candace represent them though? I'm not saying Candace does. I don't know her background. What I'm saying is she is, he was representing what they needed when they needed arguments. Yeah. Now the culture where it shifted. Now they might need justification for Christianity. There's an attack on Christianity. Trans day is on the same day as Easter. Yeah.

Christians might feel a little bit like they need more representation. They're not going to get that from the Jewish guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a good point. This is kind of how I'm seeing this map out. So I don't think it's that she said something wrong. I think that she was running away with that platform. And it was a matter of fucking time, and there was nothing that he could do about it. He can't beat her on ideas. He can't beat her on being thought-provoking. He's way less brave now that he has a media conglomerate. She doesn't have a media conglomerate. And he's tied to a belief. He is pro-Israel. Candace doesn't seem to be...

She doesn't have a core belief that she will not waver on, whether right or wrong or whatever. She'll go with the wind. She will. The president of France's wife is a man. She's us. We will say anything. No, son, I'm saying, but we're a comedy platform that's saying shit to be funny. She is a news platform that's like, I think it's a guy. She says it's hilarious. She goes, I'll stake my whole career on this one claim. She does.

That is the level of confidence I've never had in anything. Wow. That is beautiful. I genuinely... I think... That's my thing. I think Daily Wire was terrified that she was running away with the platform. Yeah, but again, he can't say anything anti-Israel. He's got to be very... She doesn't have those guardrails. She says whatever the fuck she wants at all times. Anti-Israel is maybe even a word we could change, like critical of the country Israel. Okay. And it is just because I don't want...

I don't want to put any stigma on anything. Like every country, America should be criticized. Israel should be criticized. Saudi Arabia should be criticized. England should be criticized. Sri Lanka should be. Fine. And if you, a lot of people probably even listening, don't even have Jewish friends. If you had Jewish friends, you would know they are more critical of Israel than any of you guys are because you don't even know much about fucking Israel. Yeah. So the idea that there's this like unanimous support and every single Jewish person feels the exact same way about Israel is not the case at all. Yeah.

But there does seem to be that hypersensitivity when there is critique of Israel that it is turned into anti-Semitism. Now, some people are critical of Israel because they are anti-Semites. Absolutely. And some people are critical of Israel because they're just— There's things to criticize. Things to criticize. Frankly. So that's the article I read. And I could also say, yes, we know that Ben Shapiro probably has a bias towards support. There must be something there. But do you think then that it's—

still means everything that he's built and supported for the conservative American community is just thrown out because he still has this little bias. Like, no, I think he could still be a, you know, a great representative for everything. I really believe that he sticks to American values, believes in, in all things conservatism. And yeah, he has a little bias, but.

he's done a pretty good job to take the other side. Here's what it undermines. Instead consistent. Here's what it undermines. I think he's learning the limitations of his conservativism. And it undermines the thing that it was built on, which was seemingly...

presented front-facing free speech we're not squashing ideas here just because we don't agree with them etc now you seem to be doing that so that does tear away that entire foundation so the idea now what else are you kind of compromised or wavering now i look at you as the pro-israel news source and that's your design you didn't have you didn't have enough confidence in the american system

and the fundamental core tenet of free speech. You didn't have the confidence in it to just let it happen. You pretended you did when it was beneficial to you. But once there was a moment where having that true free speech could take your platform and lead it in a different direction, you immediately did what every platform does, which is control the speech. And now you're just learning what it is to own a media company. And owning a media company is not free speech. Low key,

That's why Elon might be the GOAT. Now, granted, it's different when you have a, what is it called, a publisher? Platformer's publisher. Sorry, so I might have messed up those words. But like, Elon is literally allowing free speech. And it's fucking chaos on Twitter. It's fire.

It's fire, but it's chaos. But that's what free speech is. It's fucking chaos. Now he's saying that he has some people on the platform or that he publishes that have anti-Israel ideas or ideas that are critical of Israel that he disagrees with. Within the window. Exactly. Which is censorship. It's censorship, censorship, censorship. So you cannot act like you are pro-free speech completely. Like you're an absolutist. You're no longer an absolutist. You are a person that owns a business.

And you are willing to have censorship in order to make money. Simple as that. But he said that he was like, we wouldn't have someone that we published that has like staunchly pro-abortion ideals. Like we wouldn't contract that person. We wouldn't pay them. So yeah, so you're a phony. The thing I couldn't figure out is whether or not he was a free speech absolutist.

I couldn't figure out like his position historically. Maybe he is a free speech absolutionist. Maybe he's not. I don't know. But his platform is a propaganda machine for his beliefs.

Goddamn. Which is what media platforms are. But now don't be critical for the New York Times leaning left or Washington Post protecting Amazon. You can no longer do that. And you have done that in your career. Yeah, because I looked up the anti-Semitic and I didn't know she liked. I don't even honestly understand the context of liking. It was a dumb thing to like.

It's something like what she said. It was kind of what she said. I did not see. There's this idea that exists not from most Jewish people. I know Dove has never said this, but the idea of being critical, being anti-Israeli government is somehow anti-Semitic. And the article I read literally was like the anti-Semitic hate speech of Candace Owens saying what's happening to the people in Gaza is a genocide committed by the government of Israel. That's not anti-Semitic. That's not. That's an opinion that there is some fact to support the opinion.

Whether you agree or disagree, it's an opinion rooted in something you're saying. If I'm going to defend Jewish people here, is that every anti-Semite...

Is critical of Israel. Yeah. So the knee jerk reaction is when you hear critique of it, you're like, oh, this is just how they frame their anti-Semitism. So it doesn't seem as bad. Yeah. Every anti-Semitic person is anti-Israel. Every person who's anti-Israeli government is not anti-Semitic. 100%. But I understand that knee jerk protective. Fair.

instinct, right? And especially historically what the people have gone through. There is that knee-jerk protective instinct. Anytime you hear these buzzwords, you're like, uh-uh, here it comes. This is how it happens. And to their credit, I, when October 7th happened and I saw some of the videos of people in Australia chanting like, gasp, it was like, oh, this, anti-Semitism is a real fucking thing. Yeah. And I always just kind of was like, as a minority, I think we're just like, that shit ain't

That shit is real. But just because I acknowledge that that's real and that's fucked up doesn't mean I'm automatically going to support everything that this government does. That government does not represent all of you. You do not stand for what that government does. These are two different entities. Doug, I'm curious. Are there any Jewish people that feel what's happening in Gaza is a genocide?

There's plenty of the not in my name. I've heard plenty of Jewish people say it's fucked up. I hate this. Yeah, there's a lot of Jews that are very... We've gone through these opinions and they can suck it. But let me go back to just with Ben on one thing. I can agree. Sure, he's shown with his platform he is not the free speech absolutist that maybe he says he is. Agree completely. But if...

having one bias for an anomaly of an insane year that's happened where it feels like the world is against one people or just they felt like really alone in this position to say that he's not done and stayed consistent on a lot of true American conservative values and that's still a big part of his brand like that's where I disagree but I'll still admit the bias I don't know what you just said I really didn't he just said I really didn't speech absolutist conservative

Is he not a good conservative? What fucking gobbledygook just came out of his mouth? Can we just put an Israeli flag over his fucking mouth? Hold on, hold on. First of all, first of all, is he not a good conservative? Jews just became conservative October 8th.

This idea that, like, you know what a good conservative is, is bullshit. You don't understand what it means to be a good conservative. Also, what it is to be, like, half of my family is conservative and, like, traditional, like, old school American Republican, right? They're way different than religious Christian conservatives that are different than maybe Catholic conservatives.

Southern Baptist conservative, different things. You're talking LA, New York Jews that just became conservative October 8th. That's what I'm saying. Where else are the Jews? I grew up in Texas. I didn't even know how to tell a guy I was Jewish. Do you know how many Jews love, support Trump?

love and support everything that, like, what are we talking about? But that is because of the support of Israel, and they were critical of the Obama's administration. Also the rich ones. Okay, okay, but it doesn't matter. Those things don't matter. Those things don't matter. Don't spiral, though. Don't spiral here. What I'm trying to say is what it means to be a good conservative. It's like saying...

This is the most extreme example, but it's just like, yeah, like I mostly didn't fuck kids. Do you know what I mean? Like, that's what you're saying. Like, he's pretty good. It's like, no, if you are, remember, Ben is the conservative. I'm not talking about like, he can't waver. It's like finding out Dr. Umar Johnson had sex with a white girl. You'd go, what? What?

Even one would make you discredit everything. So this can't you just like what Mark said about being an absolutist? Wavering on the most important conservative point of his career, which is censorship. That's an important free speech. This is what his career. He is a journalist, a person in media and completely wavering and being a hypocrite on it.

to me, doesn't make you go, oh, well, it's just whatever. It just shows an extreme bias. And that extreme bias is something that I think the public should be aware of.

I'm curious. We don't know the details of Candace's contract, but do you think she has a case for wrongful termination? I don't. I think they mutually agree. Yeah, we don't know if she got fired for sure. I think that's all still kind of murky. Maybe she left, maybe she got fired, whatever. But it's clear this was an issue for Ben, and I think that's what our issue is with him. Because again, you position yourself as the absolutist of this thing, the beacon of free speech. Now suddenly you have a problem with somebody who doesn't agree with something you believe in. So that's where I think our issue.

What was his thing with Cotton, the New York Times guy? So Tom Cotton wrote an op-ed piece that the New York Times published. Really conservative last name, to be honest. And the New York Times fired two editors for publishing it because they felt like the piece was not in their, what is that window? Overton window. Overton window. So they fired two editors. And I believe Ben...

You know, ran them the riot act for doing that. Like this is censorship. This is breaking down free speech. The op ed is not representative of the New York Times. It is a editorial piece. This is literally a section for not the opinions of the New York Times.

And he, I think, rightfully criticized them. I would love to see, even if it's a horrible article we all disagree with, it'd be nice to see these different ideas out there to get the sense that, like, we do have this freedom of speech protected by the media. So I think he rightfully was very critical.

And now he's admitting that he has an Overton window and that pieces that are outside of that Overton window or talent outside of that Overton window will not be hired by his, what is it, him as a publisher. If he had said... So to me, sorry, just so to me, that is blatant bias and hypocrisy. And he's made a career calling people out for being blatantly biased and hypocritical. You know, if you want to have no...

uh standards to uphold be a comedian do you know what i mean just be a clown like us it's very easy but if you want to rile people up based on their conservatism and what is this country happening i like freedom of speech we got to fight for the ideals of this american people and make all your fucking cowboy hat movies yeah to specifically talk to a group of people we know exactly what's going on guy never been on a horse in his life right they know exactly what's happening

And then you fall short of your own expectations for other publishers. I think it's fair game to be criticized. Yeah, absolutely. I don't remember what I was going to say, but yeah, I agree with that. And even if it's not, we don't care. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's the best argument. You know what I mean? Crisis King, though. Crisis King. Yo, but Hashem is dope, too, man. Wap. Yo. Hashem is dope. Allah.

Sure. Vishnu? Yeah, Ganesh. Ganesh? Ganesh is fire. Do you know what I mean? What's another one? Ben Shapiro? Fire? If he makes another rap track, you know. He might be back. Joe, that's the thing. If he battled Candace, if you said it with bars, we would have been like, yo, Ben, whatever. Where's his rap about Israel? He just needs to say it.

We need a rap. What were you saying? He seems to be like, yo, we hired Candace because of DEI and we're repealing our DEI so we're no longer going to have her on. How hard is it? Yeah. How hard is it to just say something genius? We hired a black woman because we needed a quota. Yeah. And actually, we're not doing quotas anymore. And then his face would be like, finally, learn how to appeal to your base. Yeah, come on. Yeah, honestly, that would have been perfect.

I mean, how did he not see this coming? He doesn't care. Like, you appeal to right-wing Christians. Of course they're going to follow the girl who's going, yo, Christ is king. I ride for Christians. And we're not letting anybody talk shit about Christians. I'm going to defend them. Of course they're not going to ride for you. He had a bunch of them. He had Matt Walsh, who's like super Christian. Yeah, and Walsh got the trans thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he wasn't going at Ben or attacking the publisher. What was he saying? He was just like, he just does his shit and just talks his thing within the window. But if you want to talk about hate speech, he said something like, I think if you're a doctor who performs gender-affirming surgery on a trans kid, you should be executed. Yo, I agree with that. I agree. Yo, Matt, shout out you, Crisis King. I do. On Tuesday of all days, dude. Yo, the Tuesday afternoon.

Transvisibility Day is a really difficult day. He wants to make him visible so he can handle business. I'm just saying, Matt Walsh got some bars, bro. He does have some bars. I didn't know what a woman was before I watched this documentary. What is a woman? You know, luckily, I was fucking women. Thank God. Yeah, that was a shot in the dark. Shot in the dark my whole life. I done married a woman.

woman without even fucking knowing thank god I watched the documentary now I know she's a woman before I watched it I would have no clue right yeah that's a you know how terrified I was watching that with my male or female partner until I learned out she was a woman yeah bro how do you think fucking all these presidents feel how

The fucking French guy? What's his name? Macron. How do you think he feels watching what is fun? Yeah, and then we're criticizing him when he never watched Matt Wall's documentary before he married his man wife. That's true. Uneducated. He could have just watched the documentary. He would have never married his teacher when he was 15 that he was getting molested by. Oh, that's the problem. He was like, yo, what is a woman? When he was 14. He was too young to know. He was like, oh, what is? And now he's way older. He's like, oh, shit. Right? I mean, she was a math teacher. Ain't no woman can actually do that. I don't know.

I don't know who she was, but for the joke, it makes sense. Okay, what I'm trying to say is Daily Wire's back. Daily Wire's back, bro. Listen, Daily Wire...

it's daily wire is back it was not back when we were starting this podcast we were being critical of ben but now that we know matt walsh yo matt shout out you okay i need the new documentary what's matt's next documentary what is a man what is man yeah don't hit what else what else what else we got what is a country

If he's trying to get fired from Daily Wire, what is a country? What even really is a country? That was good, buddy. That was good, dude. When are we getting Matt Walsh on the pod, yo? Shit. I need Matt Walsh on the pod. I need to break down full anatomy. We got to be in drag, though.

Yeah. Yeah, to see if he can handle it. No, see if he can tell. Hey, who's a woman? Who's a woman? Say it. Which one of us? Dude, that's a great idea. Anyway, shout out 50 Cent, bro. Yo, shout out 50. Yo, shout out. That's fire, dude. Yo, shout out 50. Shout out LA, man. LA, thank you so much for having us. The forum, that was crazy. Shout out WB.

The Vala Shifty, Mark, Derek, Tanya, the whole squad, Cheryl and Rob, just the whole squad, everybody put on that fucking show. That was incredible. That was so fucking cool, man. Yeah, thank you. LA Forum. Yeah, it was crazy. What are you thinking when you are in the green room? Every comedian we've ever loved is there. I saw you had the... You showed the sign of all the people that perform there. Chappelle's the first name that pops out. What are you thinking when you're... What's the moment? Is there a moment where you're like...

Holy fuck, I'm about to go do this. I'll be honest with you. I got there a day early because I wanted to work out some local shit. And I went up at the store and the improv. And everything local that I was trying to do was bombing horrendously. So up until like 15 minutes before I went up at the forum, I'm like, I have no clue what I'm going to talk about outside of the hour that I'm going to do.

Which is a big thing. Yeah, the hour's the thing I'm most proud of. I have no idea what I'm talking about outside of this hour. No, no, no. You're right. I know what you mean, but... But it's like, you know me, I like to kind of like, you know, talk about what's going on or like do some local stuff. Like it's just fun to start it and then we get into the hour. And I'm going up because I was working on this stuff and I was trying to do stuff about like...

what I've heard about LA, you know, the crazy homelessness and all these other things that are like happening in the city, the city like falling apart. Like you see that in the news a lot. And I was working it out the night before and like, it just wasn't hitting. And I remember talking to Mark, I was like, yo, I don't think the people from here either one feel that's what's happening here

Or two, want to admit it's happening here. And then I was like, it's kind of like New York where like outside of New York, everybody's like the migrant crisis is crazy and everything is happening. But New Yorkers are like, I ain't changed that much. So after bombing for four shows with all the local shows, I'm just like, it's got to be something else. And that's where the Diddy idea came through. And I was like, oh, it's fucking Diddy. Everybody's thinking about this. And then-

I was like, fuck it. Let's just try it. I didn't get to try it the night before. Oh, wow. So I didn't get to try it the night before. I was like, fuck it. Let's go. Maybe this will work. I don't know. And that shit just went over and the crowd was fucking awesome. You brought the house down. It was cool. It was wild. You put together an awesome show, Doug. Thank you so much. Christ is King. Christ is King. Christ is King. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. And then, yeah, then we put out that data

Diddy clip. You want to know something crazy? So yesterday we put out, I posted a Diddy clip, right? I post it. The caption doesn't show up and you can't leave any comments. I take it down immediately. Charlotte hits me. He's like, yo, what happened to that clip? I tried to share it and nothing worked. And I was like, I'm gonna try to post it again. No caption, no comments. I immediately, I'm like, Diddy is blocking me. It's like Instagram won't let me post it. It won't let me post it. What the fuck is going on?

And I'm like, holy shit, has Diddy connected with Meta and put his name so we take his name out of the caption? Still doesn't work. I put Puff. That doesn't work. We try to upload it on a burner. It doesn't work. And I'm like...

fuck, they flagged the clip itself so even other people can't post it. You think Zuckerberg went to a freak-off here? Son, he was at the freak-off. That's what I'm thinking. Deadass. You think you got Zuckerberg on tape, bro? Bro, 100%. With the quest? Yes. The Vision Pro? Dang shit, if he Googles, is Instagram down? Yeah. And it's like, yeah. No.

But who took it down? Me. That's right. No, Diddy. Oh, fuck. Come on. Too much self-importance. I think I was too much self-importance. Damn, damn, damn, damn. I got to be more humble. And then I can see the world for what it really is. Yeah, exactly, dude. Anyway, so then we went it up and then fucking, you know, 50 obviously blown it up. I saw it from him before you. Isn't that crazy? Shout out to this. That's crazy, yeah. Yeah. I thought it was a fun joke. Yeah, it was wild. Great. I love you, Meek.

I love you, Meek. I do love Meek, man. I do love Meek. He's a good sport. Yeah, Meek is a good sport. He might not be good about this one, but I love him. But who else is going to be on Diddy's lap? You know what I mean? Who else is going to be on Diddy's lap? But anyway, yeah, the show was just fucking great. Thank you so much, everybody who came out, man. That was fucking awesome. I wonder if rappers do that. Rappers are like, oh, I don't necessarily want to put this person's name in a rap, but it happens to rhyme with...

you know, with this word, so I have to put it in. Yeah. Basically the equivalent. You know what I mean? It was just the best thing for the joke. Yo, thanks, bro. Yeah. Yeah, I've done that. It's just the best thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When Dream Chasers comes after you, Mark's going to be like... Yeah. We all do this, right? All right, guys, let's take a break for a second because, listen, you're either taking supplements, okay, so that you can improve your health, improve your strength, improve your memory, improve all functions of your daily life.

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can they actually not hear us or are they fucking with us? Yeah. It's like by the end it was fine and then I was like, all right, don't heckle. Yeah. And then they're like, turn it up. And I was like, oh, now they're just being assholes. Yeah. I had no idea what was happening. I was so confused. Yeah. Five people went up there. We were like, no, it's fine.

What the fuck? And to touch Andrew's mic before it comes on is a heart attack. But outside of that, how was the experience on stage? It was crazy. This one was more fun because when we did Toronto, I was just in a blackout the whole time. Yeah, so the first time ever doing an arena. Yeah, I passed out on the plane and then woke up on the plane back. And everything was just like, no idea what happened. Unless I did something wrong, in which case I remember everything. Don't come after me.

But while we were there, I was actually able to enjoy it. The first time you do a comedy club, you're like, holy shit, this is crazy. Then you do it a couple times, you're like, oh, I'm actually able to be present in it. The first time you do it, you're like, holy fuck. Is this your first time ever? You never opened in an arena? Nope, never been in an arena. Toronto was the first arena. So what is that like? That's crazy, bro. I did an arena before him. Yeah, he did. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's cool. Wow.

Let's fire. Which I understand. Like, I want the first time I do an arena to be when I do an arena. But that means the first time you're doing an arena, you're doing the arena. It's your show. Everything is on your shoulders. What do you think when you walk out there? Well, I mean, I think in Toronto the first time is like, okay, what is the pacing going to be? You always hear people talk about that in bigger venues. Like, are you going to have to go slower and these types of things? Did you go slower? What did you do? How did you do?

To me, it didn't feel slower because I'm always trying to adjust to the energy I'm getting. So it doesn't feel slow because it feels on pace with what I'm getting from them. Right, right, right. Does that make sense? But yeah, so I didn't really feel like, oh, I'm talking much slower, et cetera. Yeah, yeah. But-

But yeah, just the wave of energy that you get, like a big laugh is just this, I think Duvall said it best. He's like, you know, it feels like, like everybody's hugging you at the same time. And it is just like an intense fucking feeling, man. And also just, yeah, seeing that made people laugh. And like when you, when you can see the bodies move and you kind of like catch them in your periphery, like the, the, the movement, like somebody laughing, just going, something like that. Like, I don't know, to me,

It's very easy to just kind of not lock into one person and just kind of like see everybody at the same time. And then those moments will lock you into one specific person that's really enjoying something. Sometimes you can get locked into the person not enjoying. Yeah. That's the thing to fight. But yeah, it was just awesome. And the forum is a dope fucking room. Was that bigger than Toronto? In the picture? It felt smaller in the way that the building is shaped. It's really intimate.

Some of these arenas are... Go, go. No, I was going to say the big difference also, there's no suites. This building's from like 1967 or 68. Same architect as MSG. So it's round and not long and overly. The suite thing is crucial because you can charge so much money for the suites. Like you charge these corporations money and they buy them because it's a fucking write-off. But what they do is they create

Separation. Yes. Between the floor and then the high sections. And so there's less intimacy, you would say, than in these ones that were built before the idea of suites. It feels weirdly intimate for such a crazy room. Every time when we go into the room for the first time, it is jaw-dropping for me. And also pulling up.

Like I think in your life or in career, you get so used to like what is the next thing we have to do? You know, you're like, what else can we do? Sometimes you don't even you have to like remind yourself to like focus and enjoy the thing in front of you. Like it's something I like try to intentionally do. Like I don't want to look back when my daughter's like 18 and, you know, she's like, so what was it like when you were doing comedy all the time?

And I don't want to be like, I don't know. I didn't really focus on it. I was focused on the next thing. And I, you know, I was worried about this thing and that thing. And how can we do this better? Like, so there's like a moment where it's how do we be intentional, like lock the fuck in and seeing the venue from the outside was like, yeah, that was crazy about that. I don't know. You know, what's crazy about driving up difference. Like,

MSG parked in the middle of a city. You can't even see it. You're in LA, so there's thousands of parking spots around. So you just see one round building. It's like a fucking Coliseum. You own several city blocks for that night. And you pull in and then it's just, did you feel the Forum Club? Like we had the Forum Club before and after. That's like Showtime Lakers. I mean, Jack Nicholson and-

magic getting AIDS. Yeah. Stop. Yeah. Is that why HIV? Yeah, probably got HIV. He probably got HIV there. Or he gave it. Both, probably. Wow, in that very room. I thought, I was going to say champagne. No. Well, the champagne led to the HIV. Yeah. It's just like a magic. Did he freak off? That was the freak off before the freak off. That's funny. Anyway, so it was just so cool. Thank you everybody that came out. That was awesome. And, uh,

Yeah, I'm just really grateful. And I feel like we put on a really good show. That is always the cool feeling to leave with, where you feel proud of the show that you gave the people. And I think we did top to bottom. I feel really good about the show. From when you walk in,

you know that it has begun, you know? And, uh, and it's something we take really seriously in terms of like, how do you scale a show like this for venues like that? It's not like we just walking out, we have one fucking light and then there's a microphone and then that's it. And I think a lot of times, yeah, some people, they don't change their show to accommodate the viewing experience for the consumer when they're now in an arena and you can do it. It costs fucking a lot of money to do it, which we will gladly spend because we're grateful people showing up. But, uh,

that's, I think, the difference. Because you can create that intimacy, and now you have that... It's not the same as a club with 200 people, but you have intimacy, but now you're laughing with 13,000 people, and that feeling is different. Like, that is...

Yeah. Yeah. Now, speaking on the intimacy of the show. So I went to the Drake concert over the weekend. I wanted to come out yours, but my little baby girl is still not vaccinated. So I can't fly with her yet. You know, your dog, my baby girl. I'm a father now. I'm a father. I love seeing Al become a dog guy. This guy's crazy. Anyway, go on. Do you walk the dog? You don't even walk the dog, right? We can't yet. She's not.

She actually got her last vaccination today, so she can't. No, you can't. Oh, we got to talk about that, too. But go on, go on. So, yeah, went to the Drake concert. And you've been to it. It's not that much different from the one he was doing with 21. He switched a few things. But it feels so intimate because he has. He's right in the center. And then he lets the whole floor come to him. And then throughout the show, he's talking to people in this section and that section. He makes up.

arena venue look like or feel like a small intimate show. Is he doing the thing where he raps off beat still? No. He stopped that. He stopped that. So he stopped that. You can rap along with the show. It's a lot better now. He does take a few shots at Kendrick here and there. Oh, really? Subliminals, of course. He never says his name. But I really feel like

Kendrick wants him to shoot first because I've heard through a source that Kendrick has two confirmed distracts ready to go. Why don't he just drop them? That's what Drake did on Meek that was so brilliant is just run it up. That's a good point. If Kendrick drops back-to-back, then back-to-back-to-back, Drake got it. But I think we all know Drake is tested. And so if he drops first and then if Drake sees what he drops and then comes with something harder, then it's like...

a harder battle for Kendrick. But I do think, this is my suspicion, but there's Dreamville this coming weekend, and I think Drake might have a surprise pop-up, and maybe that's when we get to diss track. Oh, wow. Oh, shit, that'd be smart. Think he'll do it live? I think so. That's just a guess that I have. Whoa. Yeah, but he's not confirmed for Dreamville, so if I'm wrong, fuck you guys. Do you think that they're in on this together? Which, who, Kendrick and Drake? Nah. Nah.

Definitely not. Nah. This is like true competition, like

everybody's been saying they're number one, number two. So it's like, they really want to just settle the score. And they've been taking low-key shots at each other for a while. Yeah, and that's why I'm like... Kendrick and Cole apparently also have been taking shots at each other subliminally for a while. Yeah, but not as much as Kendrick and Drake. Of course, of course. They've been going at each other. And people are saying this last track on Metro shit is the first diss track, but it's not. He never said Drake's name.

So it's like, when are you going to actually say his name? That's when a diss track is a diss track. Even though the subliminals are very direct. They're very clear. They're not that sub. They're liminals. But still, if it's a diss track, say the person's name. That's how I feel about it.

But I guess the reason why I asked, do you think they're in it? Because who benefits the most from this? Them. The both of them, right? Yeah. And Drake is in a position now where it's like there's nothing else that he can do, I feel, almost. Yeah. You've been on top of the game for over a decade. You've made all different types of music. You broke all different types of artists. Like, what else is there left? No, but it's way more upside for Kendrick. Yeah, I think Drake has a lot more to lose. Of course, of course, of course. But like...

There is upside for Kendrick, but also Kendrick is in such a different position in that he's looked at as this artsy rapper who only comes out every four years or whatever he's dropping a project or three years he's dropping a project. Whereas Drake is looked at as probably the number one mainstream guy right now that's curating culture. Drake is probably seen widely by people younger than us as the greatest ever.

And maybe people our age, I don't know. He's like the LeBron. But they both, in my opinion, it's like they both benefit from this because now Drake doesn't need relevance, but now there's something to be interested in him outside of just another album. And he's dropping album after album. Music is great. We love it. His catalog is insane. We love it. But why are we into you now? Like, give us the thing. That's true. Now we got a thing. And then Kendrick is, I imagine, going to drop a new project.

Soon, I assume. Never know with him. Yeah, that's true. But I assume it's like maybe let me start boiling things up. Let me get things going for when I drop. And now I'm going to drop while there's peak interest in me.

Like, I'll drop in the middle of a beef? Here's the one thing I would say for Drake. The longer he doesn't respond... I don't know, maybe people will forget at some point, but I was looking at comments on an academics post or a Grand Wizard post or something, and a bunch of the comments were like, Drake, it's time to fucking respond. Like, let's go. I'm tired of defending you. But is that real? But people could forget that

Or, you know, if he doesn't respond, I think Drake, if he responds, has more to lose than Kendrick because more people say Drake is the best ever than Kendrick is the best ever. I mean, like, Drake, I think Drake is Teflon and, like, he already lost the battle and he's better off.

Like, he already got the worst scarlet letter you can put on a rapper, and he's still flawless. Two is two, though, and Pusha's not Kendrick in terms of the perception people have of them. Pusha T's not somebody that people think was ever competing with Drake. Yeah, but I think Pusha is a better...

battle rapper, if you will. Not that he's a battler, but like, than Kendrick. Like, Kendrick I see more like artsy storytelling and great rhymes, but I don't see him as like a diss you, make you look crazy dude, whereas like... See, I don't think, I mean, it makes sense. I think I see what you're saying, but to be fair, we would have never thought Pusha Head would have a diss track that would go that crazy until...

Was it a story of Eddie Donner? Yeah. No, no, 100%. 100%. I guess I wonder if he just feels like there's nothing that can happen to him. I think he feels like me responding, there's more to lose than gain.

Oh, I don't think he's hesitating on, like, I don't think he's scared to respond. I think he's calculating. I think he is. Really? I don't want to say scared because, again, I am a Drake hater. I still don't think I give it up. So I don't want to say he's scared, but he's just looking at it logically and being like, why would I? What upside is there for me to respond? Because he's looked at at the top of the game right now. If he lets...

Two, three months go by, everybody forgets this. Nobody's talking about it. So he could just stay at his position. If he responds and then Kendrick's shit is better, now that confirms Kendrick is the top, is better than him. But if he goes crazy and his shit is better than Kendrick's, then it's like undisputed. Yeah. No one can touch him. No one's going to fuck with him. High risk, high reward. If I'm Drake, I'm so tight. Oh, yeah. He's pissed off. I'm just like, yo.

If I'm Drake, I'm like, I help everybody. I give everybody a feature. I support everybody. I put everybody on. I take so many chances on so many artists and really try to uplift them. And I got to deal with this motherfucker who barely comes out ever making a diss track about me so that he can be looked out as number one where I'm dropping an album every single fucking year. I'm still on top of the game. Like, I'll be annoyed. I would look at it low key as clout chasing.

I'd be like, bro, like I literally I'm I'm I'm I'm Drake. I'm like, I'm a good guy. I am helping people. Who is Kendrick putting on that part of history? Who is he? Can't say he's a good guy because he has been taking shots, too. If he took no shots back, then that's fair. You could say who really started it.

It's hard to... Kendrick has some shots too. Kendrick started it a decade, 12 years ago or whatever the fuck with Control. Okay. Kendrick started it. I also give that to Kendrick. Kendrick has always been... I never looked at it. Maybe now it's bad blood or whatever, but Control we all just looked at like, oh, this guy wants it. Fire.

That verse when he said to everybody, let's go. This is rap. I'm taking shots at all you guys. Oh, it's great for us. Don't get me wrong. The consumer, it's awesome for. The consumer wins. But I imagine if I'm Drake, it's like I am putting out so much goodwill in this...

This brutally competitive, hateful genre of entertainment, all of entertainment is fucking like hateful and competitive, but this is brutally competitive in that like you can actually talk shit about one another. Actors can't do that. You know what I mean? Like if fucking Brad Pitt and George Clooney have beef, they don't act it out. Like in rap, you can actually do it.

And he's got so much goodwill for everything he's done, and he's still getting people talking shit. And to see other rappers choosing sides, too, which is even crazier. Like, you see Ross turning on him, Future, Metro. You saw LeBron mouthing the Kendrick verse while... Yeah, what do you think about that? I think it's calculated. From LeBron? Yeah. What do you think? I'm not trying to be dickhead. What do you think the calculation is? Like, saying whose side I'm on without having to say whose side I'm on.

See, I don't know. LeBron always positions himself as just a rap connoisseur, fan of all rap. So I can maybe see him being like, this is me, furthering that image. Look, I know the words to this song that came out two weeks. I'm in the culture still. Even though I'm 39, I'm still a hip hop head. I could see that more than I'm choosing sides. Maybe. He didn't bring Kendrick on the shop.

He brought Drake on the shot and said something like, you never had to respond to Push. I love you no matter what. I think you're great no matter what. Drake has been to Bronny's games, I think, too. There's a lot of love there. Maybe there's something going on behind the scenes where...

People have a reason to be upset at Drake because it's weird. Like Drake and Ross have been cool for their entire career. What did Ross say? I don't even know. Like he was just all he was driving in his car playing a Kendrick song and just like, I'm telling you, it's. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

You know what I mean? Like, you guys are fucking murderers. You talk about murdering people, and then you're like, you know how I'm going to show Drake? I'm going to play the other guy's song in my car on Instagram stories. What are we doing, bro? Say, talk your shit. How are we talking more shit than them? Yo, you know what this shit is? It's fucking hate.

I believe that. It's hate and jealousy. I believe that. From a guy who hates on Drake, I believe it. Game recognize game. But you're like friends with the dude because it's good for business. But the second somebody takes a shot that could end up being a headshot, you can't wait to support it. Because he's knocking down the person you're competing with. So it's like...

Yeah, that shit is corny, bro. Now, unless Drake is out there smashing all their girls or something like that, that we don't know about. And if that's the case, then we got to look into it. That's the rumor with him and Metro, I guess. Yeah. He smashed Metro's girl. And one of Future's girls. Future. Yeah. Did he smash Future's girls?

Yeah, the future got a bunch of women. And Drake does. And they all do. And they all share them. That's the thing about it. There's this idea out there that each little area has its own women. There's like 500 women everybody's fucking. Yeah.

I genuinely believe this. There's a pool of 500 whores that are shared by athletes, rappers, actors. It's an 80-20 rule. It's not like there's 10,000 in LA, 10,000 in New York. No, no. There's like 500 to 1,000 that are getting fucked by everybody. And sometimes girls creep into that thing. They're like, ooh, this is too much. And then they creep out. But it's really not that many. Yeah.

It sounds crazy, but it's... Post Malone wrote a song about that, I'm pretty sure. What did he say? There's same girls everywhere I go. Or it's like the same chicks every party I'm at or whatever. They're all invited to the same parties. They're all invited. It is the same. They all know the same model wranglers. I look at dating apps and they'll show mutual friends, guys, girls on certain things. And I'm just like,

Also, it's not just the rapper athletes in, right? There's like the jet setter scene, like these fancy events, like the US Open and the Fashion Week and the F1. There are girls that they're models. They are professional. They make their money modeling. But they also are there to get their holes filled by the men that frequent these events. Honestly, that's their way to do it. But that is... Flowing all over the world. Like, that's the whole...

Don't you guys understand what the new game is? I mean, it's not even a new game, but basically these girls that'll have brand partnerships will be sent clothes, bikinis and all this shit. And they have to basically make their social media posts to

They're going on trips around the world with these guys that are flying them everywhere. And then on these trips, they're posting the content that they did. So they're making money. Make your money, dog. Make your money. I'm all about empowerment. You'd be paying for these. You'd be wrangling these motherfuckers. All I'm trying to say is there's just a collection of the same. Like I've been at like some parties, right? Where they'll be...

friends of Dove's that will tell me that they've smashed girls that are there with other people because they're all going to the same parties for the last fucking decade. It's high school. At the highest level of this shit, it's high school. Oh yeah, look, we saw with 50 and Diddy. 50's baby mom was seen with Diddy. I think that's a power thing.

I think that's Diddy trying to... Even so, still, it's like, how you with two biggest moments? That's, I think... What are your chances of being... Roster's there. If that's a power thing, couldn't you say Drake theoretically fucking XO? Like, I assume Metro didn't fuck this girl once. Totally. I hate that we're gossiping about that. Metro didn't fuck this girl once.

Oh, do tell, do tell. He's fucking... Yeah, I'm over it. I hate myself halfway through my life. Fucking who cares, dude? Fucking who cares? I'm going to play a subliminal of some comic I hate in my car. The funny thing is that we think, right, that like...

all these famous people, they're just fucking thousands and thousands of girls. They're not. They're all fucking thousands of girls. Oh, okay. Yeah. So like, you see what I'm saying? It's like, they're not going out like, like back in the day when we would go out and try to get pussy, that we had to earn it. Oh, yes.

There's a thousand vaginas that are just there to get fucked by the famous people. And they're all fucking it. It's bottomed for apples, right? And they're just all, boom, okay, I'll take this Brazilian. And then they go back to their hotels. You have to get legit to go

I'll take this girl from Romania and I go back here. That is the game. So it's not like, oh, they're kicking all this game. Those girls are like, okay, well, if I fucked Future last week and then I fucked Penny Hardaway 20 years ago, okay, who else am I fucking now? Damn, you probably couldn't buy for apples for shit. I almost drowned. No.

I would drown. I would almost drown before I even got to the Halloween party. It was fucked up. It was really fucked up. Fucking both. That was traumatic. Traumatic for you to even bring that up, Al. Fucking piece of shit. You ever heard of Zach Fox? You ever heard of him? Yeah, comedian. Funny. Hilarious. He's a comedian rapper.

I think he's a satirical rapper. But he was a stand-up comic. That's how I know him. Type of person? No, no. Zach Fox is his name. Like that. No, not at all. He had like bits. I knew him from his songs. He did a song with Kenny Beat, but he did an interview with... He blew up Blueface. Did y'all know that? Really?

He posted, I'm almost positive, he posted the Blueface song where he's rapping off beat, the first one that made Blueface go crazy. And I think he ironically posted it. Oh, hilarious. And then it just went crazy. Maybe we should Google that just to check. Miles, can you do something besides drooling all over your fucking set? Fucking retard. Tuesday! Tuesday!

Thank you, brother. Thank you, brother. Please, please, Miles. Please, please. Tuesday. Tuesday. Miles, stop. Thank you, brother. Thank you, brother. Thank you, Miles. So good, Miles. Thank you so much, Miles. God damn it, he wasn't listening at all. What's that show in Philadelphia school? Quintana?

Oh, Quintana Brunson. Yeah, I think he's in that. Quinta Brunson. Quintanera Brunson? La Quinta. La Quinta Brunson. Yeah, but... No, no, he's really funny. He did a Genius interview and they were like, asking him about hooking up with girls or whatever and he was just like, yeah, man, you can't hook up with these girls in LA. You go down on a girl, fucking taste Tyga's dick in your mouth. I was like, whoa, that's crazy. But it is true. They just become part of the scene and they're livestock and they just move from one...

table to the next table. On Tuesday, they're at this table. On Wednesday, they're at that table. Different time and different people. They're the foster horse. You got to sponsor one or something. I think that could be a good way to give a charitable... I cannot enable this anymore. No, use it as spies. You're able to get information. That's true. Actually... I've been reading 48 Laws of Power, so once I finish that book, you guys are fucked.

Once I finish that whole thing, you guys are going to be powerful. You came off the plane zen. I cannot wait for that. He was floating until breakfast at the hotel. If you think Mark is already in his head, but if you think he's already in his head, now he's looking at everything through the 48 laws of power. So every social interaction, he's like, wait a minute, is this guy trying to... The third law of power? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What is he trying to do to manipulate me? He's trying to get me closer so he can destroy me? Yes. Oh, shit. Got him. Yeah, no, I've been on my 40 laws of power lately, dude. Shout out to Robert Greene. I'm halfway through. I'm halfway through being the most powerful man ever. Should we get Greene on the pod? Sure. He sent us a book. He did. But that seems like a ploy. The fourth law of power. Send gifts so that people don't see what you're doing.

I made that one, but I feel like that's part of it. I feel like that's kind of part of it, right? That is the book. You just kind of say some shit and people are like, wait a second, I need to write this. I'm going to write like 12 more laws, I think. That would be fun. I got to figure them out, though.

Okay, so Crisis King. What were you about to say? Someone was about to bring something up where we were going to figure out Zach Fox's connection to Blueface's song? I'm Googling the hell out of it. I can't find anything. That's okay. In the meantime, SBF got locked up. You just made that up. I might have made that up. That's fine, though. You can't even find it on Google. I'm also bad at this. I'm not good at this. We met a witch. Oh, yeah. LA is too much.

That hotel was too much. You're right. It is the hotel. That shit was horny. It was wild. There was a girl with gigantic fake tits, three dogs in a stroller, and a Mexican dude. She laid the Mexican at the restaurant with us for breakfast. I'm having a breakfast burrito. Mark's having something hash. There's a hash, yeah.

And we're sitting down there, sipping coffee. Mexican guy lies down on the bench. The lady takes off her necklace and starts waving her necklace over the guy's head and chest and, like, speaking...

riddles and stuff that was just Spanish but yeah yeah wasn't it Spanish? okay but it was a white bitch I didn't think she spoke Spanish at all but she was and now keep in mind Mark believes in demons he is he is a very gullible guy spiritual we say spiritual oh spiritual is that the word? spiritual yes he's a very spiritual guy so Mark is not even Ben Shapiro supported this guy he's not even looking over he's not even looking over his shoulder

I'm surprised he stayed. Oh, I was freaked out. But I was flocking her in the mirror, though. There was a mirror on the side. I couldn't even see her in the mirror. I was afraid.

It was wild. It was a copper energy fucking amulet. Dove kept going, hey, look, like this. He was trying to get the gold out of that amulet. So he goes, I'm looking at Instagram because Instagram is serving up amazing foot content. Oh, really? Yeah, it was going crazy. So I'm looking at my phone and Dove's like, hey, hey, going like this.

I notice there's a mirror behind me. I look at the girl. I think, because she's looking at my direction, I think she's catching my foot Instagram content through the mirror. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, is Doug telling me to get the foot stuff out, whatever like that? I'm like, oh, I'm so embarrassed that I'm looking at foot stuff. Oh, my God. It's so embarrassing. And then I notice that this bitch is doing spells. Yeah.

With no embarrassment at all. Oh my God. Was she hired from the hotel? No, neither one of them. They were having a regular breakfast. What the fuck? Stop breakfast. Spells. Also, he's been a three-minute orc. He's in a baby stroller and the guy was normal. This is LA. Like that he was a black dude until he started doing the spells and she was like, nah, he's Mexican. Had to be Mexican. Had to be. Couldn't be Haitian? Well, actually, we thought potentially. Might have been voodoo. Yeah, shout out barbecue. Yeah.

Yo, shout out Barbecue, bro. Has he responded to your DMs, by the way? Nah. We gotta go visit him, I think. Yeah, I think we'll take a nice little trip down there to Cannibal Ruler of Haiti. Barbecue. You know, a lot of people have died, Akash. It's pretty insensitive. Yeah, it is. You suggest a trip right now, you fucking cunt.

Well, I just want to interview the guy. I think that would go well for us. What do you think would happen? We'd have a nice conversation, put out some great YouTube content. I don't see any risk here. Do some clips asking about Andrew Tate. Does this shit go viral? I don't know, dude. Barbecue reacts to Andrew. What's up, guys? I'm here at the barbecue. What's up?

Listen, for every head that makes it out of this room, we're going to get $10,000. We have to do a Mr. Beast YouTube video with barbecue. That's fire, dude. Oh my God. Some travel vlogger. Yeah, that's what I was referencing. Yeah, some kid went to go interview him and they just kidnapped the motherfucker for two weeks. That was fire. How he thought this was going to go well, I don't understand. He does that. He goes and interviews games. Yeah, I know, but that's crazy. You knew at some point this was going to backfire, right? Yeah. But he got

back? Oh, he got back? Yeah, 16 days I think he was held. So that worked. He paid some ransom, right? We don't know if he paid a ransom. How much ransom? If he didn't pay no ransom, then it's cat. Ribs? It might be cat. It might be cat. How is it? Two baby back ribs? Is it two full racks? You guys are being really insensitive. He paid 50k apparently.

50K to become the most toxic. They wanted like 600 something. Bro, I mean, that's light work. That's worth it. Yeah. That guy came up. He had the organic reach, dude. They wanted 400K. That's a deal.

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I looked into this. Well, wow, what happened? What did John do? So John Stewart did a whole Daily Show piece about what Trump did, which is basically like he would massively lie about the size of a home he had. It would be 10,000 square feet and it's 30,000 square feet. He would inflate the value of his property. So that would inflate the value of his property and then he would go to the bank and be like, hey, let me get this massive loan at a lower interest rate because I'm worth so much money. Look how much I have in holdings. There's no risk. No risk. You guys can just have that if I default on it. So he would get a lower interest rate.

He got found guilty of that, and the judge ordered him to pay $450 million, which is what the judge said those loans with interest would have cost you. That's how much you made on it. And then he pays that to whom? He pays that to the city of New York. And what do they do with it? Give it back to the people through whatever the tax...

taxes or whatever. Give it to the migrants. Exactly, that's what we do. So that, the bigger issue is, Stewart does this piece, and I think the point of Stewart's thing was like, he kind of goes at Kevin O'Leary from Shark Tank pretty hard because Kevin O'Leary's like, dude, we all do this. All my friends are scared, like, what's going to happen to us? And he's like, rich people are so used to breaking the law that they're like,

we broke the law and we got punished? What the fuck? And his point is, I think more so, what you guys don't understand is if poor people do this, they get thrown in jail. If you lie about your net worth to get a car loan and they find out, you get punished. It's not something you just get away with. That's not true. Whether or not that's it, New York Post...

does an article like John Stewart does the exact same thing. He sold a house in Tribeca for $17 million. Its assessed value is $1.4 million. $1.84, yeah. These are, I looked into it, it's completely different things. I talked to a realtor friend of mine, you might know from Miami, but he basically said this assessed value is just the city sends out officials and they have their own metrics and they say, this is how much we think the property's worth. You get taxed a percentage of that net worth, $1.8 million.

The free market decides what the apartment sells for. Somebody really wants to buy John Stewart's house, then they can pay whatever he wants. He didn't lie about the square foot. It's a 6,000 square foot Tribeca duplex with a 1,200 square foot private roof, an 800 square foot terrace. $17 million is not that crazy for this apartment.

property. You might have overpaid because it's a Jon Stewart's, but like I looked up pictures, I sent it to Mazda. No, he overpaid significantly. But he sells it down the road for $13 million. So it's not like it's a $1 million house that he sold for $17 million. It's a 25% loss on a piece of real estate, which is in Manhattan. It's very hard to do. But that doesn't mean that Jon has done something illegal, but let's not undermine what's happening here. Also, the guy could have sold because he needs money. Sometimes a guy goes broke

A lot of these really expensive properties you'll see marked down more than you would a $100,000 house because it's just there's more room and the guy needs the money now or whatever. Sure. We don't know what those circumstances are. But we know Jon Stewart just sold a house. But you're allowed to sell your house for whatever price that you want. So he did nothing wrong and actually sent my friend, our friend, the article and he was like, oh, this is a complete hit piece.

Now, he did say what's happening to Trump. He was like every real estate person does this. The thing isn't whether or not it's wrong. The thing is people have this Trump derangement syndrome where anything that he does, they will grab onto and be like, what an absolute animal to do something like this when they don't realize that –

Not only is John taking the position of protecting the banks, like his position is, but the bank could have got hurt. You know that bank? Well, John says I don't give a fuck about the bank. No, I know he doesn't. But the only person that can get hurt in this situation, I understand in the piece he was like, well, those loans could have went out to some other people, which they couldn't have.

The bank never goes, oh, we're out of money. The whole idea of fractional reserve banking is there's always more money. An entire housing collapse was built on this idea of just giving loans. Yeah, there's always more money, and they can't wait to give you money if you meet the stipulation. So I don't think that that was fair. I don't think it's a fair hit piece on John. At all. But it's also a hit piece on Trump. He's not doing anything that any other developer in New York doesn't do, and it's up to the banks to vet these things. The banks just go...

Oh, because we believed it. Yeah, that's on the banks. Now, I was thinking maybe they're coming after him mainly because he's Trump. Secondarily, I was wondering if the banks feel embarrassed. Like, dude, we got got so fucking hard. But they didn't get got. They got paid back. Everybody made money. It's a victimless crime. That's what Kevin O'Leary is basically saying. Like, if somebody lost money, OK, clip them. But the developer that he was working with was like, yeah, we made money. The banks got their money back. Everybody made money.

So why is he paying $450 million to the city or to the state? If there's a victim who lost $450 million, pay him that and like, how dare you? But if nobody lost money-

He beat the system, and that's kind of what happens. Did some people think they were going to make more money? You're lying. Say again? Did some people think they were going to make more money? I would have to look into that. I think he made more money because of it, but I think the bank made back the interest that they want. That's what they're looking forward to. It's still a version of fraud. Like, if you're lying on this document to get a loan, and you're lying about how much you're worth, it's still a loan. I would look at it like...

Like you're still committing a crime. Maybe the severity of the crime is not that crazy, but it's still a crime. My feeling is like you can't commit the fraud if they don't verify it.

Like, do we really think that the bank isn't verifying this shit? Like, I can't fathom the bank. Like, you bought a house. The amount of bullshit that you got to go through to buy a house, the amount of legal, the bureaucracy, the amount of checks and credit and everything that you have to buy a piece of property. I cannot fathom when it comes to hundreds of millions of dollars of property, they're just going to be like, how much did Trumpy say it was worth?

All right, I believe him. The banks know the developers are scumbags. They know they are acutely aware of how scummy they are. And they're literally looking for margin anywhere they can get it. So they develop systems to protect against them. For whatever reason, they let that shit go.

I'm just saying like, this isn't, there are plenty of things you can be critical of Trump about. Yeah. This isn't the, what is it? The hill to die on or whatever, the cross to- Could it be- Christ, Christ, okay. Could it be what you often say to like, you talk about, I think you had a drug dealer on Brilliant Idiots and he was like, man, I got seven years for a crime I didn't commit. Yeah. And you were like, did you do other crimes that you could have gotten more time for? Could it be the same thing with Trump? Yeah, 100%. But get him on those, like, and get him on the ones where they're victims. Yeah.

Like that, those to me, like I always joke around about like him not paying the, the, um, the contractors and how he's my hero because the contracts are taking forever to like do any fucking renovation. I want to do, I keep spending more money. I joke about it. But if there are of those contractors, those families that the whole business went under because they couldn't afford to pay their bills and like those people really hurt, um,

That's, to me, a more compelling story if you're trying to assassinate this man's character. To me, that's more interesting than, oh, Bank of America didn't count the square footage and then he was able to get a loan that he paid back and everybody made money on. Yeah, I honestly don't. I don't know. I don't think he should be prosecuted, but I'm playing devil's advocate here.

Again, to your point, this is the thing they can get him on. So he got away with these other things that we can't get him on. We can get him on this. So you're saying this is the didn't pay his taxes shit for Capone. He made enough enemies and now they're going to get him on whatever they can. And so are you mad that he got... Not mad, but do you feel that it's the hit piece by John or the fact that he was even prosecuted is what's unfair? Oh, I don't think... I don't care about the John thing. Like, do whatever you want. I think it's...

My feeling is prosecuting him for this is only going to embolden his base and end

For, and rightfully so. Like, if I'm a big Trump guy and I see this guy who's, like, under attack. That's my... And then you see this thing happening. And if you have any idea of, like, how real estate in this city or any city works, you're like, this is what they all kind of fucking do. Like, we're really just targeting this guy. Now it justifies that, yeah, they are targeting your guy. Now you're going to lean in 10 times more. But do you think, like, say, whoever discovered that he was doing this, they're like, eh, let's just...

Let them do it because we don't want to make a space. I feel like they should still bring the charges against them. I think if you prosecuted more other rich people, it might be a thing. And here's the thing. Maybe that starts. Maybe that does start. Because you guys say it like, oh, everybody's doing this. And I wasn't aware that everybody's doing this. I wasn't aware. I think that is John's point. Rich people just tend to get away with financial crime. Let me put it this way.

Well, people with finances are the only ones that can get away with financial crime. It's not like... You could lie to qualify for food stamps, I think was an example of John brought up. And they do that all the time. Poor people do that all the time. And I think people get upset about it. Yeah, but they're not going to jail. They're not forced to pay back the food stamp. Like, how many of our friends, like, claim someone else's kid?

Like that was the big thing growing up. Like if your friends had a kid, you claimed them as a dependent. Well, I think they stopped doing that because the IRS started cracking down on it. Right. Now you can't do it. They closed that loophole up. Are you certain of that? Yeah, you don't hear that joke nearly as much anymore. I'm fairly certain. I'm 99% certain. Tax people have told me, yeah, the IRS is cracking down on this dependent shit. You're not just getting around. You're not getting away with that anymore. Got it.

Which, again, I think, and I'm not even necessarily saying I love John. I don't agree with everything he says. I don't really agree with his piece, but I think that's his point, which I can understand. Yeah, but this is not something the IRS needs to crack down on. There's already a rule in place that it's not allowed.

Yeah, right. Right. So the rules are there. It's how it's prosecuted. If the rule gets removed that you can't claim dependents, that is something entirely different. It's up to, in this circumstance, I believe the banks to make sure that whoever they're loaning money to is capable of paying it back. It is in their best interest to do it. If I'm the bank and I find out that this person defrauded us, I'm firing every single person in the division.

Like, I'm basically going, we got lucky that he ended up paying it back, but I can't trust y'all to run this fucking business. Like, to me, that is how you punish this. Now, yeah, fair. Everybody does it. Let me give you an example. Sorry, is there not a rule in place that says you can't lie about these things to get a loan and-

I would assume that's a rule in place, Ed. Sure. There's definitely a rule where it's like, be honest about your things. But I also think that those things are checked. Example of this. You look at an apartment in New York City. A lot of people don't know this. But if you were in like a walk-up in New York City, the stairwell can be considered part of your square footage for your floor. So you might have 800 square feet in your apartment and then a 200 square foot stairwell. You list that as 1,000 square feet.

Now, you don't really have 1,000 square feet. You have 800 square feet, right? So the price of your apartment is based on a square footage. Is it 2,000 a foot? Is it 4,000 a foot? But is it 2,000 a foot based on 1,000 or 800? Now-

It is legal to include the square footage. Should it be? Is that something that they should change? Because you're really talking about a dwelling. That's a shared stairwell. That's not your actual space. There are so many little fucking little angles and shit that you can push pull within real estate. I'm not saying that this is the exact same thing, but here's an example of how the average everyday person, you, you, you, me,

would list our apartment. Yeah, but I can see that because if you get around the system legally, then good, take advantage of everything you can get out of the system. But if you're doing it illegally... $10,000 to $30,000. Here's something illegal that every single... Right now, you go onto any website in New York City. My apartment right now is the apartment that I live in with my wife and our baby nurse.

is listed as a three-bedroom apartment. It is a one-bedroom apartment that has a dining alcove and then a mezzanine, it's called. It is legally a one-bedroom apartment. In order to be a bedroom in New York City, you need a window. And a closet. And I guess, yeah, that's right, and a closet. They illegally list it as a three-bedroom apartment.

They illegally use that, I'm sure, to inflate the value of their building. They illegally obtain loans based on three bedroom listings because you charge four more. So they are illegally doing this.

Nothing's happening. They're not being sued. The developer's not suing them. They're not having to pay the city. Like this is, you go on any real estate website right now, yours, when you bought yours, they probably said, or not bought yours, when you rented yours, they're probably like one bedroom or something like that. Fake one bedroom. Fake, right? But so this is like the smallest version of it. What I'm saying is like, they're all doing it and we will do it when we have the opportunity to.

Yeah. When you sell your place, you're going to go every square inch of everything. I'm just saying what I'm saying is it's just not the hill to die on with Trump. Like, go after him for the things that are legit, but don't go after him for the things that he does that everybody in his field fucking does. Yeah. Because.

It's just going to look like what it actually is, which is a fucking hit piece. Again, I agree. They're just trying to get Trump because they don't like him. I think I said that at the top. That's the main thing. Also, 10,000 square feet to 30,000 square feet is a huge lie. And I think this is the thing they can get him on.

It's hard to get him on some of these other things, probably. Yeah, I agree. Otherwise, I think they would have gotten him because they don't like him. They want him out of here. But this is the thing they can't get him. I don't even think they'd get him on this. I don't think they do either. And I do think it only serves to embolden his fan base. But right now, this is the thing they can get him on. And when I say they, I just want to be very careful here. I don't even know if it's an organized hit.

I think it could also be people trying to make their career off of Trump. Yeah, absolutely. So it's not as nefarious as like seven people at the DNC saying, hey, you go get him, you go get him, you go get him. Hillary Clinton's the actual attorney that's suing him, dude. But it's also party politics as well. No, there's definitely party politics, but it's also, there's a DA who's like-

oh, I'm going to make my career off taking down Trump. It is. So what I'm saying is you don't even care, like not even you, but like the person that's doing it doesn't even care about the people, the good people in New York or the banks or whatever. They care about forward progress in their career and they're using this person to do it. When they go private, they can be like, yo, I'm the one guy that got money from Trump. Yeah. So it's odd.

Everybody is faking it. Yeah. Which is the game. Don't get me wrong. 100%. I don't want to call out one part of the game when everybody's playing the game. So it's the same thing, I guess, with like trans visibility. Yeah. Which is like, and we were having this conversation before where it's like you get to a certain point where you're like, if everything's fake, why is nobody acknowledging this? And how do we trust any piece of information that

Like, Transvisibility Day, Biden declares it. You knew when you printed it. Yeah. That he didn't declare fucking Easter Sunday Transvisibility Day. This was a clerical, I won't even call it clerical, there's a timing thing. Yeah. Really. Like, it's honestly Catholics flipping the fucking day every year. When you think about it, right? So, and the same thing with this, and it's just like, when everything is just bullshit,

Do you just play the game as well, knowing that you're a liar? Or do you call out the truth? Like, yeah, what do you do in that situation? I feel like making fun of how absurd it is that everybody's just going along with a lie... Jon Stewart. ...is the position. But Jon knows. Jon knows better. He knows better. I feel for everyone who, like, calls it how he sees it, I think...

He's the closest to being authentic. I think John is authentic. John is purely authentic. What I'm saying is he also knows that this thing on Trump...

is bullshit. And the only reason he's doing it is because Trump is running for president. He could have done this 20 times over with every developer in New York City. He didn't. He's doing it because it is an example of why this person that maybe he believes is unfit to be president shouldn't be. That's what I'm saying. And also he's running for

public office and he should be scrutinized just like anybody else is a hundred percent. And John show is to talk about politics. So he's not going to just pick on any other developer. 100%, 100%. I, I, I'm not critical of the choice. I am critical of the choice about this specific thing when maybe there are other things that he could focus on. Hmm.

We spent so long on this fucking topic. Was it interesting? I have no clue what's real. I have no clue what's fake. You know what's real, though? Crisis King. Crisis King. Thank you. Every time we say that, Miles is going to insert a picture of you at the anointing stone. Oh, fuck. Hell yeah, dude. You haven't been there. I didn't write them all down, so don't hold me to that standard. I've been there, right? Or have I? I don't even know. Is that the wall? Do it now. You haven't been to the anointing stone, bro? He hasn't been to Israel. When?

Wait, really? I haven't been to Israel. I'm going to go. It's uneven. When this whole little kerfuffle settles down. Kerfuffle. Wait, you went to the wall, but you must have gone to the Church of the Holy Sepulcher. No.

But you went to the Jew wall? I had to get my pick off. Why wouldn't you get your pick off at the anointing zone? That's where Jesus was wrapped up. I didn't have enough time. It's on the way to the wall. You didn't go to the tomb where Jesus rose to heaven? I went to the place where he went to heaven from. What do you mean enough time? The whole shit is a block, right? No, but you walked from your car past this small church that has the sepulcher church to the Jew wall.

As a Jew, I'm offended. My tour guy, he wasn't... He didn't break me then. Yo, we should go do a hodge. We should go to Mecca during Ramadan, dude. I have a friend that's there right now, and he was telling me the whole shit was like, you gotta camp out and get your whole thing, and then you spend the day doing the 500 and you go around it. If you go, I hope you get fucking kidnapped. Why would I get kidnapped? There's one place he's not gonna get kidnapped. Why would I get kidnapped? It's so annoying. Why is it annoying? But you know you can't do the hodge. What if I convert? Oh, you have to be a revert.

Oh, really? Isn't that what it's called? Because everyone was Muslim at one point. Exactly. That's far. Oh, that's kind of smart. Isn't it called a revert? Can somebody look that up? I'm pretty sure. Were they all Muslim? Meaning like, we're all Muslim in God's eyes. Oh, that's fine. Oh, that's good. That is great, Brandon. I've never heard that before. No, no, it's great. That's fine. Can someone look that up? I

I want to make sure I'm not wrong. You don't need to look up. We don't need to do that. We don't need to look up the facts, but we can remind you that you were all Jews before. Stop the count. No, we weren't all Jews before because you guys wouldn't let us in, you selfish fucking greedy pieces of shit. You're the only ones.

Right? You could have been all Jews. Stick around. You could have solved this whole fucking Israel-Palestine thing if you just let them dreidel up. But you didn't. Is that the answer? Is that all you got to do? The fact that they got Christians and Muslims in there. Yeah, dude. I think you guys got to bring some people in, dude. Open it up. Open it up. Open it up, Jews. Yeah.

Open it up. You got the toughest bouncers, bro. Yeah. Like, even if, what's the rule? Even if your dad's Jew, you're not Jew? Yep. That's crazy, bro. That's half. I'm ready to marry an anti-Semitic girl. As long as she's Jewish. I don't care if she's Jewish. After she marries you, she will be.

Speaking of Jews, dude, SBF is a real one. What do you do? Keep him. He didn't snitch. Wait a minute. Tell me. What does that mean? Who do you have to snitch on? I know. Everyone else went down. Everyone else went down. What does that mean, everyone else? Everyone else that's in the organization that was a part of FTX or Alameda, all of them cooperated. They all turned over Wednesday's evidence, gave over text messages, gave over everything. Yes, they should. They all were getting rich off it.

Everyone was doing dirty shit. Oh, so wait, he's the only one that... Yeah. Well, yeah, he doesn't have an opportunity to snitch on everybody because he's just the highest up, right? He was snitched on. But there's got to be a way, right? No. There's nothing he can say. He's the top. He's Al Capone. He's the godfather. They could go and get someone. He could get someone else. Who is he going to get? Tom Brady? Maybe. There's nobody else to get. He could get Larry David. There's nobody else to get. No, SBF, he's going. Well,

Free him. Yeah, free SBF, low-key. Free SBF. Some people were saying that his parents were in on it, too, which is hilarious. Of course they were in on it. I don't believe that. Have you looked into this? They're both Stanford law professors? You just shook your head no. No.

You do believe it. I do believe it. Christ is king, dude. Christ is king. Not a single Christian crypto fraud person. That's probably not true, but I'm with it. Look it up. Look it up. There's not a single Christian crypto fraud person. It's true. Look it up. The Winklevii. Look up the Winklevii. Or Hindo.

Or Hindu. I don't know about y'all. No, we're good. I don't know about y'all. A Denver pastor was charged. No, no, no. Keep going. Cryptocurrency fraud and he said God told him to do it. Yep. Saw that one. Saw that one. God damn, dude. That's a crypto. That's rough. That don't count. Nah. As opposed to crypto what? No, but when you come up with the fake coins. Crypto. Sorry. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yo, what happened to CryptoZoo? No, that's what we didn't think of. That's you, Logan. That's you. That's you. You get the subpoena later on. If SBF is getting 25 years, how long is Logan getting for CryptoZoo? He shouldn't get the same amount, but he should go to jail for a little bit. He needs to get at least five years for that fried chicken shit. Yo, five years for the prime fried chicken, which is so racist to send out to fucking blacks.

You got literally two Alex. Can you show me the thing? Tell me. It's on the ground. Oh, there it is. There it is. I don't even want to see it. This got sent to Alex Media at Flagrant Studios. It did? A fried chicken prime flavor. No, it has a... That's crazy.

I have to taste it. Oh, you gotta taste it. No, it's delicious. Logan gotta go to jail. You said I had to taste it. That was the black guy. No, no, no. Try it. He was like, I had to. No, you. I'm gonna like it anyway. I don't know anything about this. I mean, you don't flavor your chicken so it's a save. Yeah, way too much seasoning. You should try it. No, I'm good. That's nice. I'm good. It's like chicken broth.

Or grease. A little bit of chicken fat. That genuinely is not bad. What? It tastes like bone broth. It tastes like... Get the fuck out of here with this guy, man. You guys ever had bone broth? Holistic bone broth? It's great for collagen. It makes your hair look good. You guys should try this. How is it that awesome? How is it that awesome? The sound effect was really key. That's really nice, honestly.

Ew, ew, it sucks. It tastes like a ramen packet in water. That's great. Yeah. That actually sounds pretty good. Try it. Nah, I'm not. Why? Why? Cold beer on a Friday night. I stand against this. I don't like this. It truly tastes nothing like chicken in any way. I don't like anything. Can you? Anything about this. Can you try it? Why don't you like anything about it? Can you try it? I'm not trying that fucking shit. What the fuck, guys?

Are we on a podcast or not? Al, try the fucking fried chicken. No, I'm not. Hey, don't force out a drink. Al, Al. Yo! Al. You're stinking up the place. No, I'm a good chicken, man. Al. Suck it up. Get over yourself, dude. Try the fucking fried chicken. I got salmonella. It's not cooked enough.

That's terrible. That was terrible. Salmonella? Salmonella. No! Jesus! Why are you yelling at me? You turned it on with those no's.

Real talk. Hey, that was close. Okay, but in all seriousness... So can I have it? This is disgusting, actually. Christ is king, fried chicken is queen, and here you go. They should sue his investors. What do you mean? For wasting money for a joke like that. Yo. What?

Logan should go to jail. Logan should go to jail. I just looked into this crypto zoo thing. Did you guys find out about this crypto zoo thing? I mean, he's obviously a racist for sending fried chicken paraphernalia to Alex. But outside of his racism, he should go to fucking jail for this crypto zoo thing.

Why didn't nobody tell me about this? Why didn't nobody comment on every fucking podcast about it for the last six months? That would have been nice if they did that so we could know. It's crazy. Fucking crazy. Miles, you got any information on CryptoZoo? Miles hasn't got any of his money back. Yo, Miles just keeps waking up. What does Miles do? Does he even switch the camera angles? Does he even switch the camera angles anymore? I'm sorry, Miles. Are we boring you? No, what a white girl.

We need a Miles cam just so he actually pays the fuck attention. What just happened? One of the lights is flickering. I'm staring up trying to figure out which one it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I wanted. Can we talk about these Miles 11s getting married? Oh my God. They're five and a half. Look at her back. Oh shit. I gotta look at my notes.

You know, this is... Okay, so there are these conjoined twins. Yes, Abby and Brittany. Okay, break down the story. So what's crazy is that I don't even know why this became a big story right now because she's been married since 2021. No.

So people just discovered that she was married. And now they're reporting on it. Took twice as long as a normal story. But yeah, they've actually been making... I actually feel a little bit bad for them because they've been making an effort to stay out of the spotlight because they hate the attention that they get and all the questions that they get and shit like that. But...

We can not talk about this because this is crazy. So... Can you tell me which one he's married to? So he's married to Abby. Is that the left or the right? That's got to be closer. Wow. Yeah, so... That makes sense. Look at her hand all up on him. The type of twins they are, they have different brains, different hearts, and I think different...

but then everything weighs down, they share, and then each one controls an arm and controls a leg. So they have to really get their coordination down on everything they do. Yeah, it's really dope. They drive, too. That's crazy. Nah, can't do that. Only one drives because only the right leg girl controls the dog. Let's just say they. Dude, just imagine how bad a double woman driving is.

That's nuts. How'd she get a fucking license? Imagine showing up to your driver's desk and this fucking ginger root walks into the car.

You gotta take it seriously. Are you kidding me? No, but the dope thing, there's no blind spot. Yo! This is probably the safest woman to drive right in the world. Great point. You don't even need a rearview mirror looking behind you the whole time. Looking like Bob. There's so many upsides to this. This is awesome. Okay, so what's the deal with the other girl? She's just gotta be married? Does she get nights off? Does she get nights where she's not getting fucked?

So they both feel their vagina. So they both had a consent. But does she get a night? Does she's like, I just want to sleep with because she's not married to him. Correct. I don't know why both don't just marry him.

Yeah. There's only one. It's two hearts. There's one connection. Don't be a monster. But like you could be in a polyamorous relationship. What if they're not poly? You're forcing them to be poly? What the fuck? Aren't you Christian? You guys don't believe in that shit. Why you wouldn't ask? What are you a Mormon? You want to send them to hell? Oh, jeez. I don't think poly people go to hell. I love how much you're defending them. Yeah. But I'm like, yeah, like they could both just marry him and then they'd be all synced up. No.

Okay. That's it. No. Good counter. Good counter. What do you think about it, Miles? Apparently, this all blew up. Apparently, this all blew up because he's being... He had a former marriage and he's being asked to do a paternity test with his former children. This is why it's back in the news. I don't understand why he would be asked to do a paternity test. To see if his...

past wife was cheating on him. So he's requested a paternity test. No, she filed for it. Why would she? That doesn't make any sense. Why would she want it? Hey, I'm reading the same shit y'all read.

Oh, maybe he's not claiming the kid and she's like, yeah. That does make sense, Miles. Thank you. You're talking about Maury. Yeah, basically. Wait, so can they have kids? What happens? How many heads will they have? Does it double? No, I'm being honest. If it's genetic. There might be four of them

Can we just acknowledge that? That that's a possibility? It's probably a possibility, but yeah. Usually this type of Siamese, they don't make it beyond infancy. So she's like a rare occurrence. I mean, it's amazing what they've been able to do in their life. Yeah, it's fire.

But when she's giving him head, does the other girl just have to be like next to it? That's crazy. So a double top is fine. But it's not even double. Like Shorty's listening to a podcast. One of them is listening to Flagrant and then the other one is just fucking blowing dick. Bro. He's along for the ride. Yeah, you're just there. That's wild. I don't know. Maybe they have like a divider or something. I mean, the noise canceling headphones are crazy.

Yeah. Yeah. You could do like a divider. Remember those sleeping masks and some noise-canceling headphones? You're in your own world. Would you do that if you went out to dinner? This is interesting. Hey, we want to go out to dinner. We want some private time. The other girl's just like, I'm going to bring my book, and we're going to put a little visor or whatever, and then you guys have dinner. I can't hear anything you're saying, and then you have a nice intimate date, and I'm just reading my book, and I'm hanging out. Oh, and if they're both on dates, then you could just get a visor across the whole thing. Done. And then you have two dudes. Done. Dude, you know what's tough? What?

These are two sisters. They got shit to vent about with the other person. You can't do that ever. Oh, wow. You're just there. It's like, hey, I want to complain about you. Put on your wrestling headphones. Put on some music. I need to vent about you. Yeah, I bet you they complain less, though. I feel like they argue less. Like, their lived experience is so shared. They're always sharing clothes. You know what I mean? Shit, they would have gotten in trouble during COVID. They can't even social distance. That is true. That's true. How do they make it through, you think?

What? The way you said it. I mean that. It seemed like you were feigning curiosity to send us to the get-seen. No, I'm being serious. How did they make it through? Now it's coming. Guys, I don't have any jokes. We built it up too much. There's nothing. I don't have any jokes. We gotta look away. Put on the noise-canceling headphones. What's another topic that we can talk about? Anything else? God, man. Shout out to them, yo. Yeah. I wonder how they made it through.

How do you think they made it through? Guys, what did they do to make it through? I have no theories. Do you have a theory? No, I don't have any theories about it. I'm really glad for their relationship. I'm glad that I want to see them dance. Yo, should we put on some Hillsong? I would rock out Hillsong. Did you do anything wrong with that? Hillsong is shard, isn't it? No, because there was no motherfucking Wi-Fi, so my Hillsong didn't pop up. Bam. Where'd you do the whole thing?

I watched Three Body Problem. Oh, hell yeah. Three Body Problem? Three Body Problem. It's a new Netflix show about how... It's about Siamese twins that got married, bro. That's fucking... You're fucking out of your mind. Bleak that whole shit that I said and keep exactly what he said because that was amazing. No, Three Body Problem. It is a new Netflix show that has...

The worst branding I've ever seen, the worst name I've ever seen. There's a couple, like, casting issues, but the show itself is really compelling and interesting. It's based on this, like, novel, like, one of the highest-selling novels ever, and it's done by the guys who did Game of Thrones.

And James Cameron tried to buy the rights to the novel multiple times. They just wouldn't give it to him. They finally agreed to give it to this guy. It's one of the most best-selling books of all time. Really cool story. Wait, but the guys who did Game of Thrones, that was the ones who did season seven and eight? No, that did all of it. Those guys did the whole thing, and then seven and eight is where it kind of fell off. But they did the whole... When it was great, they still did it. And they really did it with like...

no writer's room it was them for all those great seasons that you love yeah so they are they had a really good set of books source material yeah but not enough and then their writer's room I'll credit the source material so to be fair to them they have source material with an ending this time and they don't have to make their own shitty god awful ending Jesus Christ yeah okay oh I'm in you're nice you're fucking great anyway new show on Netflix I think very interesting how do I tell you what it's about without like giving away too much uh

You know, just watch it. Yeah, yeah. Maybe just check it out. But it's cool. But if you're looking at the branding of it, if you're looking at trailers and that kind of shit from it, it kind of sucks, and I would see why you wouldn't want to do it. But then when you get into the story, the story's kind of really interesting, dense, and cool. Just fire. One thing is, I don't think you can... TV show, yeah. They probably had a lot of approval rights. You're not going to change the name of the book. That's what people know. That's what it is. And then on the...

The first teaser, I agree. You don't know what it's about. Just give it a shot. It's about nothing. Is it going to be the show that saves us as a nation? That gives us everything to watch each week? Not at all. Just another fun thing for us to watch. Fun show. I started watching The Gentleman. I'm still almost done with the first episode. Yeah, I loved the movie. Did you see the movie? Guy Ritchie's great. He's great. The movie was great. This is kind of like taking a part of the movie and building a series off of that part. But I think it's going to be good. I'm...

like almost through the first episode and it's just fun. Just great. Check it out if you get a chance. It's a vibe. But it's not like the most amazing thing, but it's like a good- It's good. It's quality. Yeah, it's not- Good distraction. Yeah, great distraction. Good pastime. I'm re-watching Seinfeld, but my girl, she's only, she's watching it for the first time. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like really fun experience. Holding up.

Oh, yeah. And she likes it better this time. There was so many things I just missed. You're just too young to get it. Too young to get it. But it's awesome. Watch. Yeah, and there's certain... So the first season I struggle with

A couple seasons are early, but it's just a little slower. But then there's things... I didn't live in New York, so I didn't get certain episodes. One episode, Kramer, they live on the Upper West Side. He's dating a girl on the Lower East Side. And the whole episode is like this long-distance relationship. And it's killing them to try to see each other. And if you're not from New York, you're like, I guess. I don't know. But when you live in New York, you're like, yeah, that's crazy, dude. Upper West, Lower East, who's doing that? Akash said one of the funniest things. When we first met, he was going to look for apartments. And he went to look for an apartment in Brooklyn.

And he goes, the apartment was four miles away. Yeah. Right? He goes, it took me an hour and a half on the subway to get there. He goes...

Is the subway going two miles an hour? I couldn't understand it, dude. He just couldn't get this idea. It blew my fucking mind. I was actually thinking it was seven. It was Hoboken to the Bronx. So I'm taking the PATH train and then I'm taking this train and then transfer. It was two and a half hours and I was like, I think I could have walked this. But I do understand if you're coming from outside of Sydney, you're just looking at mileage. Seven miles is seven minutes. I made this mistake a week ago. I was looking for apartments and I was like, okay, what do I set the radius to?

Like if I'm looking for places in an area and I was like, like two miles, two miles. You're in Connecticut. You're in Pennsylvania. That was blowing my mind. You don't realize how small this whole shit is. How's it look in the apartment search? Terrible. Is it bad? Wait, tell me, tell me, tell me. I was just like, you're looking for like now the priorities have changed. We're like trying to find just like a nice regular fucking place. And it's just, it's hard to find anything that's like good. Everything's so expensive.

And then you're just looking at, okay, maybe we just don't eat food anymore. We're trying to budget in our heads. We're like, yeah, we can try to skimp here. You're looking to rent a butt. Rent, just in Williamsburg. You want to move in with me? I would. I mean, Dove got the craziest deal of the century. And I asked him, I was like, Dove, what should I do for a place? He was like, move in with Jameel. I was like, okay, this is productive. Jameel got a globalist. Jameel got a place out in Greenpoint.

yeah usually i hear that greenpoint and williamsburg are kind of like they like meshed mark is bougie he wants greenpoint is beautiful honestly yeah greenpoint is great yeah if you're on the water on green bit of a train desert but it's beautiful i think that's the only tricky thing which is is uh the subway system yeah you've got the bike though yeah which is far there's also and you don't really care about your wife's well-being anyway so you know whatever she'll figure it out that's like a two bird situation the uh

The thing someone said about Greenpoint is there's no post office. There's weird things that don't exist there because it wasn't really erected to be a residential place. I think there was a big Polish community that was always there. So they just don't have certain things that you just automatically expect. The post office, who fucking needs it? Go to FedEx. But there might be a few other things that are like that.

But the fact that the neighborhood has become so popular and living in Brooklyn has become so popular in our lifetime, the two distinct areas that felt far from one another have now just blended in. Yeah. Yeah.

I know I sound like an old guy right now saying this, but can you imagine when we're younger? I still remember Williams-Rigg when it was rough. I remember when it was the fucking globalists. It was the headquarters for the globalists. I talked to a globalist on the phone trying to figure out a deal for the apartment. And what did the globalist say? It's the globalist that runs my carnival.

And I was like is there any way you can keep me in the area because my wife is a midwife for the globalist community So smart so for the globalist but for the super globes We're talking about they got that That's not Williamsburg, it's Lithuania Yeah, it's Poland, but I was like yeah, can you keep us near the neighborhood? Like do you have another place and he's like, please tell me the globalist took care of it. We'll look we'll look for it But then he tried to check me. He's like which hospital

I was like, "Home birth, bro. Come on." And then he was like, "Oh, you're real." Yeah, exactly. So we're trying to work it out with the Globals. I mean, we're never calling Jews, Jews again, by the way. Who would have thought Ann Coulter with an absolute banger? What do you think about it? I'll allow it. See? It's fun. You gotta have fun with it. Yeah, dude. Crisis king. Okay, but crisis king.

Yeah, do you have any advice on apartment hunting? What should I do? Should I buy a place and renovate it? What do you think? Oh my gosh.

Don't trust me on most financial things. Oh, my God. Who would have thought? You would have thought, you know, you get a nice piece of real estate. Because you've got such a globalist name, you'd think. Once they find out you're not globalist, then you are just going to have a fucking rinse. Oh, my God. But you got the place without the help of a globalist. To seal the deal, you use a globie, but not to find it, right? Yeah.

I just want to make sure. I located the deal myself. So, Sans Globalist. I found the deal. I'm sure it was listed by a globalist, but I found it. And now we have the meatballs working on it. The meatballs are very... You need the enchiladas, really. The chimichangas are working on it. Honestly, the meatballs hire the chimichangas. So, the meatballs have hired the chimichangas. And...

And the chimichangas, I think, are fantastic. But the meatballs, I don't know if they're communicating to the chimichangas what needs to get done. So there's really no head meatball. That's the problem. So every time you go in, it's like something hasn't been ordered or something. I guarantee if it was some fresh fucking tomatoes, they'd get ordered. But when you need the meatballs to actually order the millwork, that shit doesn't get done. So I think that we have what is commonly referred to in the business as a meatball problem.

problem. Because a globie did help you with this space. Put up the walls, do the things. No, no. Let's be very clear about this. But the meatball found the globie. A Nagasaki helped us with this place. A Nagasaki designed this place. A nuke designed this place. A nuke designed this place. Because it rhymes. Technically built... Hold on.

There's a chain here. There's a chain. Go. So, but then there was, we did have a globalist that came in to do something. They maybe did the work or something. Did the walls. And then you rubbed him the wrong way so much that he doesn't even answer your phone anymore. No, no, no. He loves us. What are you talking about?

Are you really going to sit on this podcast? He loves it. There's one person that doesn't. The Ruskies that did the glasswork. But was he also a globalist? Nope. You're lying right now. Nope. I can feel the uncircumcised dick just coming through. You're lying right now. You're lying right now. No. You're lying. No. You're telling a lie. I'm telling you. You're telling a lie. Boris was not a globalist. Oh, it was Boris? No, I just made up a name.

Well, the name cares a lot about you. You can't make up names. Okay. In all seriousness, in conclusion. Stage statement. Aww. I was annoyed you were on your phone and then I heard that. I just saw motion detected. Mm-hmm.

Now there's a black woman stealing my baby. Whoa. You got to go do something. Yeah. You got to go do something, bro. Dude. Yeah. We did not get back after 400 years. Bro, you got an oxtail grabbing your baby? You got to go do something. There's an oxtail. Bro, can't have a beef party doing that. Oh, my God. Okay, guys, listen. In conclusion. In conclusion.

uh crisis king okay shout out the globalists though globalists doing a pretty good job i fucks with the globalists i like the globe yo love the globies we love you big globalist fan crisis king though crisis king we know that um anything else

Shout out Daily Wire. Shout out Matt Walsh. What is a woman? We need to know what the fuck that is. We are going to get to the bottom. We're going to have him on the pod and see if he can tell. Talking all that shit like he knows. I'm going to show you a fucking cunt. See if you can tell the difference. Between my dick folded up and a nice fresh cunt. Matt. What? What? Crisis gang?

What else, Miles? Happy National Trans coming out there. Happy Trans Visibility Day. Happy Miles attention span of a...

Sparrow Day. Nice. Okay. You see the video of the crow taking down the Israeli flag? Oh, man. Leave us alone this year. It's hilarious, bro. Hold on. It's on the top of... That is a super funny term for Muslims, Miles. Oh, man. I didn't see this.

Bro, that is a bad omen. That is crazy. Came out 11 hours ago. Watermelon, yo. No way. I mean, I've never seen a bird take down a fly before. But it's a robot, right? It's like a Hamas tool or something like that?

isn't it funny that's what they're using their deck on yo robotic grows no that's not real that's guys that's not real that's gotta be hilarious though no that's awesome that's not real

That might be God. No, obviously fake news. Yeah, that's fake news. Alternative facts. That's the king's work right there. I know, right? We have receipts this year, guys. I think so. Okay, listen, listen. We love you. Yeah, you're probably going to use them to return some shit you fucking... You got coupons, too. Okay.

Fucking Globius. He's awake. He's risen. Miles is risen. And the pod. And the podcast. And the real song. Peace.