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- Are we at the point now where Bianca Sensori is more relevant than Kanye West? - When I see Kanye pop on my screen, I roll. When I see her, I am locked in. - Can I rephrase your question? Do I like chicks or guys? - And the tits keep growing. - I need to see what the tits looked like when he first started dating her. - And then I need to see what the tits look like now. - How you making...

- Natural thing here. - I have the solution to this. Rob Kardashian is the meat source for the Kardashian family. I think he has a storage facility where he's keeping some of that fat from Rob and he's slowly injecting it into Bianca because if you bring me to the beginning, those were beautiful, it was crazy. What she came out with the other day was a nuclear catastrophe.

What I saw at Paris Fashion Week was Chernobyl. I showed my wife. I showed my wife and me. Come on, dude. Come on, dude. That's all. This is the nuclear. What do you call it? It's a nuclear catastrophe. It is a nuclear. You might be right. Thank you, dude. I don't even think that's Kanye.

I was wondering that too. Isn't that kind of genius? I was wondering that too. That's fucking Hiroshima and Nagasaki, right? Yes, it is. Now you're talking. Now you're talking. God, God. It is different. What she's working with is different. How do you get natural big enough? I don't know. Have you ever gone to a farmer's market and the blueberries are big? Sometimes it just happens. Sometimes organically in nature, these things happen. That's not Jimbo right there, son. That right there. I think my suspicion is,

I think that's what happens when you're happy. I think that's what happens when you're happy. I think that they're in love. I think that they have a positive, beautiful relationship. And I think when women are happy, their tits get bigger. I bet you could even research that. All right, I'll look it up. It seems like women with big breasts are happier, but it's not necessarily that their happiness is making their breasts bigger. Chicken or the egg, dude. Chicken or the egg. And large breasts do make men happier. So it seems like it goes cross gender. Now, let me ask you this question based on that fact that you just brought up.

Knowing that women are happier with big breasts, is there a, like, for example, let's say you're chronically depressed. The government will step in, right? And they will provide you with medication. Is that true? In many European countries. Universal health care. No, no, this is good caveat. Now we're on to something. Let me cook. I'm cooking. I like it. Let me cook. I'm cooking. Let him go.

The government will step in if you are from a European country that has nationalized health care, and they will provide you with a pharmaceutical-grade pill, actual drugs to make you happier. If we knew that there was another way to increase happiness that not only increased your happiness but increased –

your husband's happiness, secondhand happiness, the community's happiness, pretty crazy. See tits bouncing around. It's you're happy. Everybody's happy. Would it not be beneficial for a modern progressive society to, uh,

To support breast augmentation with tax dollars. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just saying, if we're willing to give people... It's a happiness tax. SSRIs, right? We're willing to give people SSRIs who battle depression, and it works. It makes their lives better. It makes all of our lives better. It might even increase GDP. Talk to me. All the women in the country have large breasts, and they're able to earn more. I'm pretty sure women with larger cup sizes do earn more money. Then the whole country is now making more money. I don't know if they earn more. I know they spend less.

they don't have to buy a thing they do earn more imagine I know now it sucks that we're going to reduce this to you know people working at strip clubs but the girls with the bigger breasts are definitely making more money there's more places to put the money yeah have you ever tried to put money in a girl's flat you're just like I don't know what I give it to her friend I'll be like give it to her later there's just nowhere I'll be like Mark just make a ball out of it and chuck it out he said you were crazy I would never do that incredibly disrespectful I would never do that

That was in the one strip club where they banged the beer cans with their tits. No. No. Even at night. No. Even at the Goodwood. Now you're bringing up another strip club where you're disrespectful to women. That one's a part of it. The Claremont Lounge is a part of it. You didn't do that at Claremont. I did do that at Claremont. No. You did it at the one in Nashville. No. That's where you did it. I would never do that. Yes. Yeah, you did. Well, do you know who was working at the strip club in Nashville? Serial problem right here, man.

Did Hawk do it? No, she wasn't. Okay, has anybody found this girl yet? Yeah, they did. Okay, Miles. Talk to me about her. I'm sure Miles. Haley Wells, dude, she's got merch. We should all support. Now, does she actually or is that like a curated Instagram? It is apparently her.

Wow. Yeah. I mean, it makes sense why we did not. There's so many conspiracies. Tell me about the life. Like, what's going on? I just want to know about her life. She charmed America in one moment. I know. It was like an American idol. We need to get her on the pod. Let me ask you a question. Is this the first time in history that a girl has stolen an entire country's hearts?

Simply from describing how to give blowjobs. Is this the first time in his... Because she didn't steal a heart's like, oh, yeah, this girl's the biggest whore. She was so charming and endearing. Yeah. Right? To me, it was... What was it? Hot to a spit on that thing. You feel me?

Yeah. You feel me? Yeah. Oh, I had a little giggle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spit on that thang. She said thang. Spit on that thang. You feel me? Ugh. And no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no

No, he's right. But she could just do OnlyFans. If she does OnlyFans. OnlyFans? OnlyFans? One video. It is one video. I'll subscribe as a family. We will watch that like a pay-per-view. I will bring everyone over and I will do the little borders that we used to eat at the restaurants. Right?

I want us all to watch it as a family. We'll have the COVID borders, right? And you try to shoot it over on your friend. That would be the way that she breaks the internet. Dude, if you want to break the internet, Haley, you just show us that hock to it. The hock to it. Spit on that thing. Yeah.

Oh my God. OnlyFans, it's over. That's the move. How is OnlyFans not giving her, offer her right now $25 million? Yeah. Crazy. Offer $50 million.

I think she could get $50 million. Yeah. It's reasonable. It's reasonable. I think she could make $50 million. How is Adam 22? Adam, how are you not on this? How are you not on this? So many people dropping the ball, bro. Adam. Adam, do not let us down on this one. Adam, honestly. I don't want him to. You don't want him to get the hock to it? It has to be somebody innocent.

Ray J. No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't remember the name. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We can't create a hee haw. We're going to create an old hee haw. Okay? No, no. Who do we want? It has to be someone innocent and kind and sweet. I think one of the BTSs.

This one. Oh, no. I don't want to see that. What does that mean? I don't want to see that. You won't see it. It'll be pixelated. Yeah. Exactly. No. You don't want to make a lizard, dude? You know he's got a dark brown dick. No.

No, but that's the brown rice right there for sure. I think that I sometimes see their white rice, but that's a brown rice right there. When I look at that one right there, I think that he's brown rice. You think he's doing some fair like skin lightening up top? And then he's dark. I think he's bleaching. But if you take off them underwear, it's brown rice. I think it's brown rice right there. If you take off the undies. You know what they say about brown rice is more filling. Exactly.

That's what they say. Is that? That's what they say. Okay. All right. That's what I tell people. I can't believe we can't think of one innocent person. Mr. Beast. Holy shit, Shifty. Holy shit. That's fine. That's fine. Holy shit. Shifty just, I see dead people whispering, Mr. Beast. Okay? Mr. Beast. If Hawk to a Girl goes down on Mr. Beast and shows us what she can actually do on OnlyFans-

Or pixelated on YouTube. Dig some more wells, Mr. Beast. That would be the biggest Mr. Beast YouTube video in history. It'd be crazy. 10x. I think that's a billion views. Yeah, probably. Yeah, easily. Easily. Mr. Beast, do you want it or not? Jimmy, stop messing around. You got in shape for what reason? That's true. You know, you started lifting the weights for what reason? That's true. Take off the shirt, okay? And let Hot Tua...

She sounds Hawaiian. Doesn't she? You know, take off your shirt and let Hot Tua...

Go to fucking work, Jimmy. Do it for the people. This is what the people need. And if he don't want it, let his friend, the little elven looking one, let him get that. That kid is so cute. Nolan, right? I don't even want to see Nolan come. I don't want to see Nolan come. I feel like Nolan comes Dunkaroos cream.

Yeah, Nolan don't got sperm, bro. He got frosting. I don't believe Nolan has cum, man. I'm sorry. I don't believe it. How two are going to do all that work and what comes out? Confetti. What's going to come out? That's a gender of... What's going to come out? What is it? Milk bar? Yeah.

What's that cake that we all eat? No cake. What is it? The Milk Bar Birthday Cake. That's what's going to come out of it. That's going to be perfect. No! A Mario mushroom is going to come out of it. No way. Come on. I don't know if I can see Nolan orgasm. I'm sorry. I think he needs it, bro. Mr. Beast is the move. What we need to do is see if Chris can still get his sucked.

That's what we need. Yo, we need to see if Chris got a little Mr. Beast left in him. Yo, well, we, yo, yo, yo, yo. First it's Jimmy. If not Jimmy, Nolan. But if not Nolan, we need to see if Chris got the Mr. Beast left in him. Come on.

We need to see if Mr. Beast, we need to see if Chris got the bow-wow, yippee-yo, yippee-yay. Where my dog's at? Bark with me now. Hey, hey, hey. Come on, Chris. Chris!

You're nuts, bro. What? You're crazy. I'm not crazy. If Hot Tua is going to make $50 million, are you telling me if Hot Tua went down on Chris, that's not breaking the record?

I'm paying thrice. I'm paying thrice. I'm paying thrice. I'm paying three times. That's what thrice means. I'm paying one for every gender Chris got. That's what I'm paying.

That's a three for one. That's a three for one right there. I'm watching. Shifty just turned on the camera. I'm watching the three for one. Jimmy, make it happen. Big announcements. The last leg of Cities for the Life Tour goes on presale tomorrow, Thursday, 10 a.m. local time. This

This has been the most fun I've ever had doing comedy. My literal comedy dreams came true. This is what I imagined doing when I started comedy. It is the hour that I am most proud of in my entire comedy career. Thank you so much all the people who came out to the shows around the world. It has meant the world to me. These are the final cities. We're going to film a special in the fall. So if you haven't seen it just yet, try to get to one of these cities or hopefully you already live in one.

Here they are, okay? San Antonio, Las Vegas, Cleveland, Columbus, Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Denver, Cincinnati, Rama, Ontario, Salt Lake City, Reno, San Jose, Portland, and Hawaii. Those are the last cities. They all go on sale Thursday, 10 a.m. for pre-sale. The pre-sale code is Andrew, okay? Get them before the scalpers get them and then beat you over the head for the ticket prices, okay? Get them early.

The regular sale is Friday. Hopefully you guys beat that for your wallet's sake. God bless you. I appreciate you all. I love y'all and I'll see you soon. Peace. Hey there, noodle dicks. You should come to my shows.

They're selling out, dude. We're turning a fucking corner. This special has changed my life, maybe. I don't know. Anyway, I'm going to be at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo, June 28th and 29th. You guys need to buy tickets. Two of the shows, I think, have sold out by now. Also, July 26th and 27th, I'm going to be in Jacksonville, Florida. Honolulu, Hawaii. Y'all have been messaging me for fucking years to come out. I'm going to be there August 29th and 30th.

Las Vegas, September 6th and 7th. Miami, I'm coming back to Doral, Florida, September 12th and 13th. And there's more dates being added. There's more on the website right now. Go to akashsingh.com for those dates and more. Let's get back to the show. What else we got, my boys? Buddy, the Kendrick concert. Oh my God. Oh. Okay, did you guys watch the whole thing? Yes. I've only seen clips. Yes, it was full of open air. I didn't watch the whole thing before. I watched Kendrick's whole thing. Okay, before we get into discussing the whole concert, is it...

Has Drake ever been down this bad? Never even close. Never even close. I thought it would just go away. Yeah, the concert reignited. Holy... Just seeing all those people. Also, like, the cosign from the famous people. Oh, dog. When he shouted out YG and Family Matters, which, like...

I'm obviously a Drake hater, but everybody's saying that's the best song. People who love Drake are like, that's the best song in the whole disc. You're going to listen to it now, and one of the first few bars is, you know who really banged a set? My n-word, YG. And then YG is dancing on your fucking grave at the concert. You're never going to listen to that song the same. And that's the only song he was proud of. I think it's the only one he didn't take down, right?

Or did he take down all of them? No, I think he only took down the heart part. No, he apparently took down more. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I didn't see that. No, he took only, initially he took down the Tupac shit. And then I think he also took, he took down. Wait a minute, he's taken down? He took down the AI track. But I thought that was for legal reasons. Okay. Maybe. Now he's like, apparently he's taken a few down. Really? But yeah, point is, it's just, he's never been close to down. Is that a true thing or an Akash truth? Might be an Akash truth. Yeah.

I'm starting to think it's an arch-arch. I know the Tupac one he definitely took down, but the other ones, I'm not sure that he took them down. Push-ups is still up. Those are the only ones I can see on Spotify. Yeah, so maybe. Push-ups and then Family Matters. Was there, it was push-ups, Family Matters, was there one more? It was the response to... Hard Part 6.

Yeah, he did one more after Not Like Us. Yeah, Heart Part 6. And he took that down? Mm-hmm. Oh, so he did take it. Well, this is, I don't know if this is real or not, but the Heart Part 6 song. Drake deletes all Kendrick Lamar diss songs, question mark. So definitely people were theorizing that it happened. So do we know if Heart Part 6 is still up? It appears not. It looks like he, it's not on Spotify. It's up as like a podcast. It's like someone else uploaded it, but it's not on his like official account. Wow. And then I think he pulled it off Instagram.

Wow. Wow. Drake's down bad. I mean... Down bad. But I feel like he's a hit away from being back. I don't. I don't. I don't. Like, this has changed the climate. It changed our people. Drake will always sell records. Drake is a pop star. To be fair, that's what Kendrick said, I like you as. Keep making me dance, waving my hands. But as a rapper, greatest ever. To me, as like... Maybe I'm applying too many comic rules to it, but if you don't write your own stuff, automatically you're not...

But people were still putting him there. Now, I don't think they do. I just don't think there's anything you can really say except I like him. That makes him the best ever. And he's definitely not done. His career's not done. Not done. You're going to sell crazy records. I think he needs to take a little break. Like, don't put out anything for the rest of the year. Dude, he put out a song, I think, a few days ago, I think. Wagwan Delilah. Wagwan Delilah was a good one. No, he danced with Camila Cabello or whatever. Really? That's what Grand Wizard said. Oh, shit. I know he did the feature on Sexy Red. I don't know if he put it out.

I think that they were saying he was going to drive back with her. Fair enough. Take him back. Yeah, I think he should take him back. Him and Cole. I saw Cole on the street. Really? Yeah. Whereabouts? Here? Yeah. Walking down. How's he looking? Peaceful? Fine. Tall. Peace intact. On a bike or just walking? Walking. Hell yeah. Yeah, just walking. Doug. By himself. Loved that.

Yeah, I love that. But also, that's what he's protecting by not being involved in this. Well, apparently, Schoolboy Q also... Drake can't walk around... Sorry to cut, but Drake can't walk around by himself. Yeah, but I just feel like J. Cole's so big of an artist where he'll get stopped crazy. He's always been like this. Getting stopped is different than...

Being threatened. Oh, yeah. I don't think he has anything to worry about. But that's what he's protecting. By not engaging in the beef, you could mess with some people that are friends with this guy and they want to make Kendrick feel like he's the man. They might be tangentially related. They're like, yo, I'm going to bang on Cole. Gotcha. And I respect that. Saving that piece. Saving your...

Well, apparently schoolboy Q told him before the call, whatever. It's going to get messy. He was like, don't do this. Yeah. Yeah. I just thought I thought that was cool.

I mean, it worked out well. Like, yeah, very well. And now I remember early on, I was like, dude, Kendrick's going to take on both of these guys. And now I'm like, Kendrick could have taken on both of these guys. Easily. Probably. My respect. Look, I was never the biggest Kendrick fan and I'm not, I loved him as like, I loved control. I love that he wanted to be the best, but I also knew his music was not for, it's,

He's for his culture. God bless. But I'm not going to like be this huge stand of it just because it's not for me. I love what you're doing. I'm not going to participate in it. You don't even care if I do. But the way he moved in this, my respect for him is through a fucking roof. Unbelievable the way he navigated this whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. Strategy wise. So if you're still like if you're let's say you're still banging for Drake, you just love Drake right now. What is the angle?

Here's what they're saying. Kendrick needed Drake to stay relevant. He was irrelevant, but that's not really true because I was looking into this. Apparently the Mr. Morale tour that we all thought was his flop album is one of the biggest hip hop tours of all time. I think at the time it was the biggest. Maybe Drake took it this time. But so he didn't need you to stay relevant. He just, I think he's hated him for years and was like, this is the time.

But like, what do you do? Like our boys, we have boys that like love Drake and they're riding for Drake. Academics, grandie. I'm still a Drake fan. Yeah. I'm still going to enjoy the music. Keep sick solid. Like they're, they're really, they love Drake and they're riding for him so hard. Like you want that loyalty. I imagine like as someone who's puts out content, like I want people to ride for me like that. Like that, that shit means the world. Yeah. But is there ever a conversation where it's just like, okay,

This is an L and we're just throwing more salt by continuing to like kind of bring things up. Maybe we just need to pivot, move away. Like you're not going to change any hearts or minds anymore. People have made their decision on who won this. So by continuing to like bring things up and throw salt, not on the wound, but just like illuminate it.

you might just continually be reminding people, oh, Drake took this L. Maybe it'd be smarter to just kill a story with another story. Meaning, if Drake's doing some other cool shit, highlight that. Oh, he's producing this movie. Oh, here's this new song, whatever. Stop getting out of the, I'm going to tarnish Kendrick any way I can. Like, there was that whole thing, everybody was talking about the bots. And this is like,

That also apparently wasn't real. Okay, let's say it was real or it wasn't real. The song slaps. Yeah. Yeah. And you can't, you look at the concert, you go, it's not bots. The concert sold out. Let's be real, it's probably a combination of what Russ said. Like, when you have a song that's already taken off, you inflate it. 100%. I 100% think they did it. I 100% think, like, as Russ said, all these artists do it. Yeah. Uh,

But even if it was proven that it was done for this amount, it doesn't stop the song from being a cultural institution. The bots ain't making it a cultural institution. The music being a bot made it that. You can put as many bots as you want behind all of Drake's distance towards Kendrick, Kendrick still wins. Those people that you say are Drake riders and they're still kind of flaming, adding fuel to the flame.

It's almost like the people in Democratic Party are like, yo, look how alert Biden is. Like they're trying to try to lie. And then you just remind us how not. Tell us something else Biden did. Tell us about the reform. Like that's the angle. And these are the homies. Yeah. So but I'm just like.

And you want people to ride for you that hard. That's the thing. When you go through troubled times, the fact that there are people out here that are fighting for you and protecting you, that's the most amazing thing in the fucking world. Because it's easy to like someone when they're on top. Drake is obviously experiencing this right now. When he's on top, everybody's like, oh, the boy, the great, da-da-da. And then he goes through this, and now most people are like, oh, Kendrick's the fucking man, blah-blah. And then you have your real core fans that are riding for you. But I think that

I think that the battles lost elevate in other ways. Kill the story with the story. To that point,

I think this concert is crazy either way, but you could make the point that academics, Grandy, all these guys constantly trying to say Drake won, gave it just enough life that it carried into the concert. And now we got momentum going into the concert. Whereas if everybody's kind of left it alone, the concert happens. It's still going to be a historic moment, all that, but not like you could argue. I'll be honest. Again, like you said, fuel to it where it just blew up even more. I'll be honest with you, bro.

I thought this shit was done. I thought we were moving on. It was over. That concert reignited itself. Has there ever been a disc concert before? Holy shit. It was unbelievable. I loved it so much. This concert. Unbelievable. This was crazy. This was nuts. And now this, sorry, go. Every different gang is on stage, like uniting the gangs in Compton, like all the celebrities and shit. It was like a real moment for LA music.

It felt, not even only L.A., just like West Coast music. Yeah. Like it was almost as if they felt like not recognized for years. They hadn't been that relevant outside of Kendrick. Kendrick says it. He was like, yo, L.A. hasn't been the same since Kobe died. Since Nipsey died. Since Nipsey died. So it's like they have probably felt like something's been missing. And this was...

the spark that they needed like vengeance yeah because they used to be and i heard somebody say this like remember there was a time where you almost every song on the radio was a mustard beat yeah they had a crazy run yeah it was game and then mustard came right after and they were on a crazy run so yeah this was so it was in a lot of ways a perfect storm you know uh but yeah okay imagine being drake

Imagine being Drake on Juneteenth. Oh my God. I bet you he's calling all his friends just to make sure he's not hearing that concert playing in the background. You're like, yo, I'm just calling to check it out. I mean, yeah, dude.

I thought all the songs that Kendrick dropped were good in the disc. Euphoria to open with was crazy. Yeah, he set the tone. To open with is just fucking crazy. And then he plays every song, and other people pointed this out, but he played songs you didn't realize he's talking about Drake, but he was talking about Drake. DNA. Use a bitch your hormones probably switch inside your DNA. You keep listening to that, you're like, oh, I think he's talking about Drake. And then there's another song I think where he talks about like,

You can come film. You're going to come to my city without checking in with me. Whatever the fuck element I think it's called or something. But like when Drake filled that video in Compton, that was his sub back to Drake about that. He played songs specifically that had a lot of songs that had Drake subs in them. And now you're listening to them and you're like, oh, this guy's been talking to Drake for years. So this is really interesting to me. The concert goes crazy. Yeah.

He's filming the music video. Yeah. The music video is going to go fucking. It's going to be bonkers, dude. The summer. It's usually Drake time. Yeah. Is now at least the beginning of it completely Kendrick. And he's going to be able to milk and push this. I mean, if Kendrick drops an album this summer. Yeah, this is his year. Imagine he drops an album this summer.

Yeah. What is Drake going to do? You can't just drop a little single. That's not going to squash. Yeah. Yeah. And also the pressure on the single that Drake drops is monumental. If you drop and flop. The pressure on both on Drake and Cole right now. They have so much pressure. I don't even think people are thinking about Cole. Some of them are. Look at when he put that song out. They were making fun of him. But people always make fun of him. They always say he smells. No, I like that. But it's not the same. There is pressure on him. You know what I mean? Because he's not Mario.

There's pressure on him, but if you clowned it, people would just be like, yeah, but he stepped away from the battle. Like, what are you really going to say? Drake called for this. And then when Kendrick wasn't dropping, kept calling for it. Nah, nah, nah, you following through. And he made it worse because like during the battle, he's like, I get more love in LA than you. And then Kendrick showed up. That was another thing. Everything backfired. Who gets way more love? That was nuts. Having Dre come out. Son, the icy dead people. That was bonkers. Yeah.

A little tone deaf, though. Yeah, that's true. There's some allegations against Dr. Dre that that was one thought I think a lot of us had. It's like, this is really fun, but if we're going to

if abuse is being thrown around, Dre's probably not. See what Ice Cube is doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That was a little... I know Snoop is on tour. Hey, Cube, you here? I'd love for you to handle this for me. No Vaseline and all, you know what I mean? Do no Vaseline, that would have been crazy. Mm-hmm.

But yeah, I was curious to see the people who weren't there, though. OK, because when he said when he announced the tour, he was like, oh, it's going to be Kendrick and friends. So everybody's speculating. Oh, who is he going to bring? Like people are speculating. Oh, he'll bring out Rihanna and all these like big name people. And I would have definitely thought Snoop would be there. But Snoop's on tour. Couldn't make it. But game not being there surprised me. Do they not beef? Well, I think game beef would beef with Dre. And then also game was kind of like.

Drake is my homie during this thing, and I think Kendrick... I thought initially, people on Twitter were quick to correct me, but I thought initially he didn't have Snoop up there for that reason. That Snoop wasn't like, why the fuck are you using AI, my voice, and AI, and Pop's voice? Hey...

But apparently he was just on tour. But I think Kendrick was like, if you're playing both sides, we're not doing that. This ain't that time. Mustard is coming out. We're going to let everyone know where your loyalties lie. You're going to shout out YG in a song? Let's see what time it is. YG's on this fucking stage. LeBron was there? That was the nail in the coffin. Yeah. I mean...

As long as LeBron wasn't on stage, that says something. Here's the thing. Because I even wanted to be at the show. Who was on stage that wasn't L.A.? I think that was also by design. Who was on stage that wasn't West Coast at least?

Truthfully, we don't know all those people, but we're just assuming that they're right. I mean, the way he's saying it is this is every section coming out, every gang. We're all uniting on this stage. Russell Westbrook is L.A. Fucking DeMar DeRozan. That was brilliant, too. I'm glad DeRozan came home. Y'all didn't deserve him neither. That was also your homie. Remember, they were in a sketch together, Drake and DeMar DeRozan.

The more is up there dancing. I mean, everybody. I was surprised Wack 100 isn't there. He's supposedly this guy who's super tapped into gang culture in L.A. And surprised he wasn't there. Like, there's certain people where it's like they were left out. And I think it just shows L.A. doesn't really fuck with them. Wow. Oh, shit. You're saying you don't think L.A. fucks with Wack? I don't think they fuck with Wack. I don't think they fuck with Game. Because they do, like, a lot of, like...

silly shit where it's like, people are just like, ah, you're doing too much. And I think it got to the point where it's just like, yo, you over there. I'm so detached. Like, I mean, I was never attached, but like, I know so little that,

I basically assume the loudest voices are the most connected with things that I don't know much about. You would think. Right? So like, since he's such like an ambassador for like LA gang culture, whack, I'm like, oh, he must be like one of the top OGs out there. But you're saying that, wow, that's interesting. You would think you would have to be in the building the way he talks about how he's connected with the gangs. That's really interesting. Yeah.

Did you talk to Taylor at all? Did she go? She did go. I didn't talk to her. Oh, I would love to know, dude. I'm dying to know. Brilliant's going to be fired this week. That's crazy. You watched it live. Did you watch it live? No. You didn't watch it live? I just saw the clips. Doing it live is so smart, though. Incredible. And it was so good. Son, I had a spot, so I missed some of his concert. I'm coming home. I'm texting my wife.

turn on fucking amazon right now like i'm coming home i'm not missing any of it you need to see what's happening right now it was after i see dead people everybody goes crazy then he just stops after the first verse and then y'all gonna let him disrespect our heroes blah blah blah hits it again doesn't barely wraps a fucking word let's the audience take the whole thing crazy and then just do it again and again and again did you think the outfit was on purpose

I didn't know if the outfit... My initial reading... Definitely not perfect. Was it a Pac homage, you thought? Yeah, yeah. It was Pac during the 94 Source Awards. He had the same outfit. And is that the Source Awards where Snoop went up there and was like, we know y'all East Coast, we know where we are? It might have been that one. Then that makes sense to me. Because then that was like a West Coast, East Coast thing. I initially thought the outfit being simple was like another shot at... Drake is not one of us. Drake has the most... It's almost...

The album's almost identical. Oh, the feelers. Yeah. That's where I was like, why didn't you just go feelers? Go all the way through. I know, yeah, that was weird. Nike Shox is also so funny. Nike Shox is funny. That's somebody who's like, I searched for those on Twitter, on Google, and my phone blew up or something like that. Nike Shox immediately on StockX. Like,

2X. They were great shoes. I don't know why they stopped making them. You saw people claiming it was a hotline bling. That I believe. It's too similar. The dance that he did as he did the A minor. It's even the leg shake. That's when I was like, oh, this is intentional. Kendrick is doing the leg shake with it. I didn't catch that one. That's good.

I mean, yeah. But even the chain, he doesn't usually wear chains like that, but he had like this big cross, and I think Pac had it on during that show. Ah, okay, okay, okay. And that was made by Ben Baller, who's like- Oh, yeah, no, you're right. LA legend in terms of jewelry. My initial thought was- There's so much detail in every little aspect of that show. The fun thing about applying detail to things is that people will start to look for details where you didn't even apply it. Mm-hmm.

Like, everything now has meaning. Yeah. When you put hidden meaning. Yeah. And I think that there are certain things that are in the lyrics that he didn't even mean for them to be. Oh, yeah, I agree. That the critics or the reviewers have projected onto them. Yeah. So now it seems even more... Oh, dude, the funniest one. And again, I'm a guy who really respects Kendrick after this. He has a line in Euphoria where he's like, he's feeling like...

Joel Hale Osteen or something like that. And he said, funny, he was in a film called Sixth Sense. He's mixing Haley Joel Osment and Joel Osteen for these reasons. Let me tell you something. You guys don't know black people. Black people don't know white people's names. They get them wrong all the time. He just doesn't know who the fuck is who. He thinks Joel Osteen and Haley Joel Osteen are the same person. What are y'all even talking about? That was a fuck up. There's no fucking chance. That's funny.

This guy right here. I want to hear it. Come on. Barry the bars planer. Freaky ass neighbor. You're a 69 God.

He a fan, he a fan, he a fan. F-A-N. Fan. Freaky ass neighbor. That I think we knew, right? It's an acronym. Certified lover boy. Certified pedophile. Why did he say pedophile, not file? Well, what is O-V-O, Sealy? Owl.

Trying to strike a chord and it's probably A minor. Now, the obvious breakdown, A minor, it's like a chord, but also A minor because allegations. But the deeper meaning, Kendrick has called Drake a white boy. Well, the A minor scale is the only minor scale that only has white keys. Oh! Black.

White people have a place to rap. All right? This is important. That's so funny. Is he being serious or is this a joke? Well, the fan thing is real. This is the show. They break down bars. It's called Bar Wars. Fire, right? Yeah. That's a great name, actually. Bar Wars. Yeah. How is he so wrong? Yeah. So a lot of it, that's been happening the whole battle.

I thought that shit was for sure a Drake hotline bling thing. I thought the outfit, my initial read, tell me if there's anything to this. The whole time he's saying Drake is not one of us. Drake is wearing fucking octopus outfits and shit on stage. And he's like, I'm going to go out there. You know what I mean? This guy dressed like a fucking Spider-Man villain when he goes out on stage. And Kendrick's like, I'm going out there in a hoodie and a baseball cap and jeans and sneakers and that's it. And a chain.

But also it was crazy performance-wise, no backing track. Somebody else pointed this out. He didn't drink water the whole time. I can't do a 30-minute set sitting on a stool without drinking water. This guy's wrapping his ass off, no backing track, no water. Yeah, that's crazy. So if you're on Drake's strategy team, what do you do? Take the summer off?

I think he might need to because here's what Kendrick also did. Sorry, one more thing. He just played this. He stretched this out so beautifully. The Juneteenth concert was like a month and a half almost after May 4th, I think, was my birthday. He dropped Not Like Us. What a gift I got. Month and a half. He doesn't do anything. Then a concert. That concert is going to carry him. Then he's going to drop the video. They're editing the video right now. This concert is going to die out. He's going to drop the video. Then he just takes the whole summer. I could put it. I got it.

Don't say Hawk to it. It is that. I called Jay. I said, I said. It is. He got hooked up with Hawk to it. No, no, no. In all seriousness, uh,

All he needs to do is get in a relationship. I mean that dead serious. There's nothing that people... Ooh. Yeah. There's nothing that... Music is powerful. It's not as powerful as relationships. Dark-skinned black girl. It could be. Gotta get dark-skinned black girl. Honestly, the more famous or the more intriguing the girl is, if he really wants to do it, he could get in a relationship with somebody's ex. The ideal scenario would be him and Kim get in a relationship. Something...

I think we want to see growth from him, not do some shit where he's like, he's trying to get back at dudes and stuff. Well, here's what I would say is like, and I, that's, I don't think people in order to stop the momentum of this Kendrick thing, you just need to kill it with another story. That story doesn't need to be positive. We don't,

I don't think that people like Drake's music less. I think his music is phenomenal. He's had two decades of unbelievably awesome music. Absolutely. It's not like we... It's just there's this other person that's more badass at rapping. That's what it's looked like. So what you just need to do is get people talking about another thing. And I think that people love relationships. They love that drama. We haven't seen Drake in a relationship with somebody. He settles down with...

Who names some people? I mean, Kim is the most obvious because there's the Kanye shakeup. Kanye's going to be bitching nonstop about it. Then they're going to go crazy. It might be a little expected. He could have a relationship with... Taylor Swift. Take her from dude. If he is in a relationship with... Oh, I got another one for you. You ready? This shuts it down immediately. Zendaya. Drake dates Zendaya...

I don't even know. I don't even think people realize. The real Spider-Man villain, like I said. There it is. They Not Like Us. I don't even think people realize the music video came out. If Drake is seen with Zendaya. People love relationships, man. They get obsessed with it. All these fucking dating shows. All these housewife shows are really just about watching the drama of the relationship. Imagine, did you guys see the amount of publicity that came out of that

Vanderpump Rules shit. Yeah. Like, nobody even knows who these people are. They work at a restaurant for a living. Let me just get this point out. They have me watching it. But they're servers at a restaurant for a living on a show. Like, it's not... But people are so obsessed with relationships and drama that...

you'll shut down everything else that's going on in entertainment to lock your eyes on this. I think Drake gets out of this relationship. Yes, I'll go. Another option. Zendaya's in a relationship. Well, that's what makes it exciting because he's taking her from Tom Holland. You just want drama. Now, I don't think that this is... Yes, colonize the colony. I don't think this is a good thing, but what I'm suggesting is something that would stop the momentum of this Kendrick thing, and you're not going to stop it with music. I actually don't think...

Like, even if he comes out with the fucking, an amazing song, I think right now the energy isn't there. You ever seen people in like a roast battle? Yeah. And somebody says a funny joke about the other person, but because the momentum or energy just isn't there, you're like, that's funny on paper.

But we just decided we're not with you. But someone with a worse joke with the energy wins. With the energy of the people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We are on your side. It's the energy of the room. Like, there's something just happening that's like outside of just the words that are put together. I think that's with music only. It's not a worse joke. Like, Kendrick has great shit. So...

I think you have to completely change what's happening. You don't fight the fire with fire. Fire, fight it with water. And water is relationship. Hmm. Sha'Car. Sha'Car Richardson. Yo, Dave. Sha'Car Richardson would actually be crazy. Especially since it's the Olympics. You're out there in Paris. You're watching her. This is the fucking disgusting shit agents and managers probably cook up all the time. Here's the thing. The goal is not to get people to like him.

That's not the goal of the relationship. The goal is to get people to talk about and focus on another thing. The more dramatic the relationship, the better. If he dates like a likable person and is a kind of boring thing, it's even worse because people won't talk about it enough. But if he dates Michelle Obama, it's over. Like nobody's even talking about Kendrick, right? Yeah. Like that's... Yeah. Yeah.

You see what I'm saying? Yeah, you stir the pot. You're just stirring the pot and you're using it as a tool. Relationships garner the most intrigue. You see these couples come together. There are these people where the guy's kind of famous, the girl's kind of famous. All of a sudden, they cross-pollinate their fans and both of them fucking skyrocket the thing. Well, Taylor Swift already didn't need it, but.

But sure, this Travis and Taylor thing is a perfect example. Like, look at that. Travis Kelsey, who we all knew from football, has now become the most known football player on the planet by women. Yeah. So that type of... Yeah. So who do you date? But that's what I... Listen, if...

If I'm Drake's handler or whatever, and he's like, listen, the only thing I care about is my career, and this guy's fucking up my whole career, I'll do anything to save it. I'd say, yeah, you need a relationship, and it's got to be fucking toxic. And it's got to be messy. It's messy. Like, it's got to be bad. Her ex got to be cursing on the internet. Like, Travis Kelsey's exes were talking shit about him dating Taylor. And that just amplified it. Everything is...

Yeah. That's... They took your BBL Dizzy idea, so maybe they'll take this one too. They watch. It's a good point. You might be right with Kim because Kanye will talk. Kanye's going to go crazy. Drive him nuts. I mean, all the things like... Wasn't she at the Kendra concert? No, I don't think she was, but Northwest was, which is also funny. Who took Northwest? Yeah. Kanye wasn't there. Kim wasn't there.

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Fast recovery to our girl Cameron Brink. Cameron Brink, I think she was the second pick of the WNBA draft, playing for the LA Sparks, tore ACL. Damn. It's a very, unfortunately, common injury for women in sports because their hips are wider. Oh, is that what that is? Apparently. Apparently.

I don't know because they have them wearing heels to the walk-in and shit like that. Yo! He just wasn't used to that. He tried to spice it up. Yo, I don't spoil your shit!

Stop making these girls do a runway, bro. These girls are just trying to ball. Yeah. They wear sneakers their whole life. Chill out, bro. Did you see Angel Reese and them heels? Yeah. Come on, bro. What are we making these girls do? It looks like a deer was just born. Yeah.

I love you, Angel. Shout out, Angel. But the stylist got to put them in like them Nikes that got the platforms. But no, no. What I'm saying is Cameron Brink is absolutely beautiful, talented girl. Tore ACL, freak accidents. And now she got a year to recover, man. This fucking sucks. She was one of the stars. She was one of the stars. True stars. WNBA. Can the WNBA recover from that? No.

Come on, bro. Why can't I ask a serious-ass question, man? She wasn't one of the stars. She was absolutely one of the stars. No, she wasn't balling. She just looked good to you. She was one of the stars. Pull up her stats. Anna Kournikova was a tennis star. She never won a Grand Slam ever. Actually, Akash just made a fire point while you were talking about statistics. Anna Kournikova was one of the biggest stars in women's tennis maybe ever. Never won a Grand Slam in her entire career. If you want to know the stats, I'll tell you them right now. She was dropping eight and four.

That's not a star. How many points I scored in WNBA? That could be 20% of the points, bro. Yeah, 23 points a game, something like that. Yeah, I'm disrespectful. I'm not being disrespectful. What I'm trying to say is Cameron Brink, speedy recovery. She's absolutely stunning. Beautiful ambassador of the game. That's actually not bad at all. Eight and five for a rookie out of the gate WNBA with a G5 score. That's not star numbers, bro. Jesus.

She's a rookie! Garmy! Garmy! No, she's Angel Reese. She's a fucking rebounder. She's a blocker. She's that. There it is. Now you know what she is. Kevin brings third in blocks for the season. She's third in blocks for the season, Al. No, nothing about that. Wow. One block a game. 2.3 average. 2.3 blocks a game, Al. Yeah. You're a fucking real asshole, dude. That's crazy. This poor girl blew out her ACL running straight. Ha ha ha!

And you're just going to sit here on this fucking machismo podcast and make fun of her? You fucking jerk. Damn, my bad. Yeah, it is your bad. I got to do better, guys. Yeah, can you do better? These ain't good numbers, right? This is what you average in every adult men's basketball league. I ain't playing the league for a reason.

Send me a WME out and pull out the bitches. You would like the heels, actually. I got the nails already. I'm good to go. In a serious note, can we just say, can we just say, heel up, Cameron? Why are y'all haters, bro? I don't like Mark laughing. Why are you saying heel up? I want her to get better. I want her to recover. Yeah.

Come on, bro. You think she makes more money now that she's not playing and can just do endorsements? She's not going to fucking do the Hawk 2 video, bro. Okay, no. Yeah, why are you taking it? That's not what I meant. You would always take it to the worst possible place. I'm just saying she has more free time. She could do an Hermes commercial and all of a sudden make way more money. Kind of a good point, right? It's disgusting to me. These people don't... I'm a father of a daughter, and let me tell you something. The toxic masculinity on this podcast never ceases to amaze me.

So now that she's not playing, she just has to be a supermodel making millions of dollars. Why couldn't she be a fucking engineer? Why couldn't she be Peter Atiyah making you live long? Huh?

Why couldn't she do that? Why couldn't she be Ding Dang Donga Dong who works for Nvidia? What the fuck? Why couldn't she make all the chips? Why couldn't she make all the chips for Nvidia? Yeah, his name is Ding Dang Donga Dong.

he works for him that he's making all the chips why couldn't he do that I didn't know there was a fucking keep that guy away from my dog yeah dude but I didn't know that the dog was even here how crazy is that that's a good point she did go to Stanford she went to Stanford she's a genius just like Jensen Huang they both went to Stanford isn't that great who's Jensen Huang the guy I just said who runs Indinia yeah

Oh my God. Yeah, Jensen. That's not ding dong enough to be honest with you. I don't believe in this company like this. Well, his original name is Jensen. That, now I might buy the stock. I ain't buying Jensen's stock. I thought that was Chris's new name. Jensen, that's good. Jensen. Yeah, I got that. No? That was good. I thought that was good. That was good. I didn't get it until he said shit. I'm not dead. No, that was good. Fuck, you know what? It sucked, dude. It fucking sucked. Dude,

I'm going to blow my fucking head off. Jesus Christ. Somebody show me Bianca's story right now. She has a communications degree from Stanford. Communications degree is not impressive. Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Miles fucked tons of dumb girls that got communications degrees. Miles also has a communications degree. No way. Are you serious? Yeah, me and Cameron Brick. Geniuses.

Makes sense. Makes sense. There you go. Why didn't you get a real degree? Yeah, I had no idea you were that dumb. That's crazy. I thought this guy was genius. I thought you had brains. This guy knows everything. He did five years, too. I took five years. To get a fucking communication degree? Yeah, I took a victory lap on that bitch, too. This whole time,

wondering how you know all these useless facts because you didn't study nothing for four years in college. Five years in college. Fucking idiot. Hold on. Hold on. Raise your hand if you didn't have a science degree from college. Oh, I'm a business. And I took all the pre-med classes. And a psych major. And, yeah, suck my dick, everybody. Well, that's science. Psych is science? That's what I call myself. You're a scientist? Yeah, I'm a scientist. I graduated from the University of California system as a scientist. I know.

That's so good. That's so good. I went to the University of California system and I graduated with a degree in science. That's such a cultural divide. If I tried to tell Indians I was a science, I had a minor in science and psychiatry, they'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I'm not telling them, but these whites, you can tell them anything. Yeah.

I'm technically a science... Yeah. Come on. Psychology is communications for guys that are smarter. Yeah. Why is it social science? You got a social science degree. No, no. We don't do that, dude. You got to chill the fuck out. What the... Yeah, you're trying to fucking LG barbecue this fucking podcast with your social science degrees, dude. Relax. I have a Bachelor of Arts.

Huh? I have a Bachelor of Arts. What, you're an artist? Yeah, I'm an artist. Oh, shit, dude. I'm an education artist. That's why I'm a podcaster. You have a Bachelor of the Arts. You have a Bachelor of the Arts. Oh, yeah. What did you get? Bachelor of the Arts? Probably, yeah. I didn't get that. Bachelor of... Yeah, probably Arts, I guess. I didn't get Bachelor, dude. I don't know. What's ours? I got a PsyD. Is that true? Yeah.

A Psy D? I got a Psy D. That is a thing. I just don't know if he's one of them. I went to school for five years. Hell yeah. I didn't do an extra year because I fucked up. I did an extra year because I could get a master's in psychology. Oh, you had a 3-2 program? Yes. But you didn't get it.

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Oh, that's why. Oh, my God. I thought there was another reason I was wearing a hat. No, no, no. I went in the sun for the first time in six years, and I got a fucking tan halfway through my forehead. So my forehead looks like Mark's normal. Yeah. Whereas the sun is hitting one location, and then the rest it doesn't. So is there an actual line right there? It's unreal. The color looks great. From here down, it looks great. I honestly didn't wear a hat for that reason. But it's there.

I mean, how horrible is it? You had to wear a hat. That's awesome. You wore a hat for that reason. That is awesome. And then with the cut and everything, it just slaps.

Nothing just happens from here. So bad, isn't it? In a rare way right now, dude. You look like a golfer when they win a championship. They take their hat off in the 18th green and they've just got a white line. Shut up, man. Why is that still going, dude? I was so long. What is that about? Communication degree. Five years of communication. Five years of communication.

Okay. Oh, my God. Show them the funny picture, Mike. It's funny. Fuck y'all. Come on. Rochambeau. What the fuck is that? Rochambeau. Oh, my God. That's crazy. He got a tumor on his head. What the fuck is that? What do you mean, what is that? That's why we don't mix the racist stuff.

Yeah, good. We don't want your fucking horrible skin. Oh my God. You need to mix it. That's going to age well, though. You give them time with that, that's going to look good. I'm telling you. You think? Oh yeah, it's like natural Botox. Nothing on your forehead. Can't be surprised for you. That's going to be awesome. Okay, can we have a serious fucking conversation on this podcast? Yeah, let's start the pod, dude. All right, while we're speaking of basketball, we have to...

We have to speak about it. Shout out. Yeah, we have to speak about JJ. Shout out to JJ. Oh, yeah. You know what? JJ is a good guy. You know, we were going to play paddle all summer out in the Hamptons. We had great plans to just enjoy a nice summer of paddle. Okay? Mm-hmm.

And then this fucking cocksuck decides to go out there and get the fucking Lakers head coaching job. Very inconsiderate of him. Very. Very. Now I have to find a new person to be part of the four for the paddle. Yeah. And I was ready to work this guy because he has like one fucking mozzarella string left on his Achilles. Jesus.

And I was looking forward to this summer, like hitting a nice little drop volley and having that shit pop and then just standing over him. You are horrible. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? That's a friend. That's what friends do, okay? He's trying to camera break this guy.

So JJ got the Lakers job. Vivek's going to be Trump's VP. I mean, like basically when you come on the pod. You win, dog. You win. Wait, that was announced? No, but I just saw something. It's widely believed. I think Trump is flying to Cleveland. I think that's where Vivek is and that's why he's flying out there. That's not good. Wait a minute. It gives him a chance of winning? No. You saw how when he was still going, when he was still running, they were like, oh, I can't vote for you because you're brown.

Like so many Republicans were saying. No, but they don't care about VP. They'll vote for a Brown VP. They don't mind us as VPs. I don't know.

Wait a minute. He's making sense. That's what I'm saying. I agree with Akash. How is he making sense? He just said, I don't know. Hold on. Let me get back to that. I tend to agree with Akash because if he would maybe alienate, but... But... What is the group that Trump has not tapped into? And does Vivek satisfy that group? I don't know if he does, actually.

I would say moderates. Is Vivek tapping into the mindset of the moderates, you think? No. I think he's really extremist in his philosophy. I think they might be disillusioned enough with Biden that they're like, okay, there's someone at least sensible in some form. Because if you're looking at both of them, they both might be a little bit senile. If you're looking at them like that, then you might look at the VPs. Kamala, no one likes her.

They're going to look at Vivek and be like, well, he seems better than her. He seems more competent. He seems just smarter. He's a man. That's kind of cool. Yeah, man.

A little more comfortable there. You're fucking disgusting. I'm just talking about the cat. This whole couch is fucking disgusting. I'm just talking about the cat. As a father of a daughter. It really pains me to hear this disgusting toxic masculinity. What's the hot toy girl's name? I still don't remember because she's just the hot toy girl in your brain. I know her name perfectly. What's it do? Hayley Welch. That was really good. Pull that out. You'll never forget. I will never forget that girl's name.

Because I've been searching for it for about three days straight. Okay? I've been doing a big deep dive on this girl. Yeah.

Fucking jerk, this guy. And you with your opinions on women. What did I say? You said that it's better that the president is a man. No, no, no, no. Strictly because- I did not say that out loud. What I said was- You said the vice president. The casual voter would just, you know, be a little more comfortable with a man than a woman that no one seems to like.

That's a good point about Kamala. She's not very likable. She's very widely disliked. I know you have to pretend you like her, but you don't. She's black. Exactly. I just said everything right there. You just repeated what I said. Is she black? Is Kamala black? She's black when she wants to be and Indian when she needs to be. When has she been Indian? I haven't seen Indians come out. It's time to run and get Indians to vote for her.

Then she's Indian. Then she's Indian. She's very proud of it. Is she the most docile, quiet Indian woman that you've ever met in your entire life? Is there another Indian woman in this position of power? No. That literally says absolutely nothing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's to the point where I don't think she's Indian. Yeah.

I don't think she's black then either. Yeah, that is kind of crazy. What the fuck is this lady? That is kind of crazy. She's Indian and black. I think she's the other Asian. And presents none of them at all. She's like the other Asian, I think. Like a Korean. Like a Korean maybe? Brown rice? She's brown rice? Do you think she's brown rice? She's brown rice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sneaky brown. I can see it.

I mean, there's something else going on here. The fact that she's a black woman and an Indian woman and hasn't had a single opinion. Maybe that's the blend. The math is, oh, they cancel each other out. That's the blend, dude. Two negatives equal positive. Oh my, I'm glad you said that one because I was going to call them negatives and I thought that that was wrong. You can't say that. I can say that. I'm half negative. You're half negative.

I like it. No, you're full negative. Yeah, well, you know, it worked better that way. The joke just worked better that way. Damn it, guys. Was I analyzing humor again? I should do that more. That sounds really fun for the whole podcast. Let me just analyze all the jokes while we continue the podcast. Well, you are half. You're Pashtun. You're mostly Pashtun. Yeah. Is that, is Afghan, is that negative? See, I think Indian. Indian is your half. Oh, I forgot you were a dirty c***.

Yeah, dude. My main genetics are apparently Pakistani and Pashtun. I am fucking evil. I like calling whites monkeys a lot. It's the best. Calling white people monkeys is the best.

Is it? Well, let's not. It's kind of fun calling other. You know I'm defensive. Oh, I am the best. You feel the least racist. There's the least racial. So there's no like if I call a Sri Lankan a monkey, which is funny to me, there's a little bit of. Dude, you get a smirk just saying. It's so funny. It's such a funny thing. You just said it hypothetically. It's so funny. And you just. Asian. Yeah.

Black people are not even doing it. We're not even going there. This is a fucked up thing. But if you're... Relax. No, no, I mean this sincerely, okay? If your dog was at the top of a tree and you needed to get it down...

As a passion Pakistani? No problem. No, no, no. Climb up that bridge? No problem. And there's just a group of people looking. Wow. This guy. He just got to go. Just go. And you couldn't because you had a horrible injury. You had a laceration in your labrum or something like that. You couldn't obviously go up the tree. Yeah. Now, and everybody was like, I'd love to help. I'd love to help. I'd love to help. Yeah.

I like it. I like it. That was really specific. Yeah. That was extremely specific. That was really specific. Why is that the first time he's been mentioned on this podcast? No, dude, we mentioned him before. Oh, we did? I've shouted him out a couple times, yeah. For what?

We talked about... What did he say? What did he just say? He said something racist. He said something racist. Go, go, go. What did he say? It just seems like he's built like he could climb things well. You know what I mean? That's all I'm saying. Yeah, he's got some Mowgli in him. Yeah. Just in terms of like the... Dude, I'm not wrong, right? You see it. Just in terms of the ability. You see it, right? You can see some Mowgli. Yeah, he seems enthusiastic about helping. Yeah. Yeah.

But also if there was like a vine and he had to get somewhere, he'd probably take that, take the express. You know, but that is, I don't think, I don't think we talk about that enough. The fact that like you, we would all see vines and not use them to get where we need to go. But there are probably a lot of people that could do that effectively.

Yeah, you're right. You're right about that. I agree. Especially, like, let's say you were one of those American ninja warrior people. Very specific. They are really good at upper body strength. That's a good point. He's actually specifically correct. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. But most of those guys are white. Yeah. Yeah.

So you really need a white. Yeah, you need a fucking... You are the most monkeyish in behavior, whites. That is... I think I meant that in specific. Tell me. I mean, you walk around on bare feet all the time. Yeah, true. You like climbing things. Yeah. Love saving the environment the most. Holy shit. That's 100% true. You guys play pranks with poop and shit. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You are the most monkeyish. There's a white lady that lives in a tree for four years to save her from getting cut down. Yeah.

That's a monkey ass. Hold on. So when white people call non-white people...

Sonny almost started talking back to you. Sonny had to hold it in. I'm just saying, when white people call non-white people monkeys... It's a projection. It's for a compliment. It's the highest form of flattery. If you're a white supremacist... Okay, that's true. Right? You believe whites are the best and whites are the most monkey-esque. By calling a minority a monkey, you're saying they are supreme as well. Look at this fucking...

Goofy bitch. You got a goofy tree-hugging twilight bitch. You know, that's...

This was her house for like five years. And she saved that tree. I looked at this story. Yeah. She absolutely did. And the second they came it down, I wish they chopped that tree down. The second she got on that tree, I wish they chopped it down. Oh, God. How do they get food up to her and shit? They don't need food. Yeah, dude. She swung from vine to vine. Take berries out of trees or whatever the fuck. Yeah. No problem. Birds, you can take their eggs. Yeah. I mean, look at this, bro. That's dope.

Kind of unreal. Yeah, really? You got shit too good. Fisho got no job. She got shit to do. You know what it is, Al? Fuck. We've had shit good for too long. That's what happens. Because there are tons of minorities have shit good, but they're so close to

to when it wasn't good. Yeah, that's very true. The whites that have had shit, it's not even good. They don't even have to be rich. They just have to be like middle class or upper middle class for generations. Comfortable. You're comfortable. Once that comfort sets in, this goofy shit starts. So you're just running it back. So monkey and then you'll become Neanderthal and all that shit. Whatever it is. Because the super rich are always terrified they're going to run out of money. Right.

Or they're going to lose all the money. So they have that like motivation to keep on going. But the generational upper middle class, the ones who are like, I'm never going to get beyond this, but we're not going to fall underneath. They just get fucking bored and they start climbing trees and doing this shit. Maybe she was trying to find a new place to gentrify.

Maybe that was it. She's trying to get out of a neighborhood. Wait, were you? Hold on. Hold on. Walk him into that. Who would she gentrify in the tree, Mark? Walk him into that. Mark! White people would she be kicking out of their community in a tree? This is a national park. She was trying to colonize it from other white people.

Oh, is that right? Who goes to national parks? Does that have gentrification marks? White people move out of their white people? Yeah, white people can't move out of white people. They move out the poor whites. No, no, no. Miles, get it ready. No. Miles, get it ready. Hold on. So Mark here, so your knee-jerk reaction was she's trying to kick people out of their community. Who would live in a tree? What group of people, in your mind, would live in a tree? Elves live in trees? Oh, no.

Nolan and a bunch of little crazy cops. This is a national park. She was trying to go in there and the people that go to national parks are white people so she was trying to fuck with them. Hey, black guy. Why is it? Yes, white guy. Don't go to national parks. That's a fact. Why is it? And I will say

I went to some national thing. A conference? A white nationalist conference? It was in Washington, D.C. January 6th. And there was tons of Indians. This was in Utah. In Utah? At a park? It was in the Utah, was it Arizona border? Yeah.

Horseshoe Bend? You've seen that thing. It's like a popular whatever. There was so many Indians, it's not even funny, and from India type shit.

So I think they make it part of their trip in America. They're like, oh, I need to see this majestic landscape. They must be rich to make it past Empire State Building and all that shit. They must be rich over there. Okay, so it's not a common thing. I wouldn't think so. I've never heard of it. Alex, so why do you guys not go to the national parks? Why do you not frequent national parks? Because it's stupid. Okay. Okay, that's dismissive. Why do you find it stupid? Because if I want to see a tree, I'll just walk anywhere outside.

And I don't have to get eaten up by bugs. I don't have to worry about fucking animals. That's just... I think black people might have an aversion to too much outdoors because they were left out there for quite some time. Wow. Wow.

My white people. So thank God. Why are you mad at me? God. Why are you mad at me for my white people? That was worse than what I said. That was way worse. Why are you mad at me for my white people? I don't think we left them out. I think that there was places for them. I think you made them work out there. No, no. We would. Yeah. Yeah. But then they could come inside. No, only the ones, only certain ones. Not inside our place, but there was a place for them. There was a barracks or something like that. It was a...

barracks yeah it was like a ramada i think they had a ramada in this three stars yeah it was a nice little three-star ramada free continental breakfast i don't know they put the free in the continental breakfast y'all should go to national parks that shit's fire no yeah you just came back from a national park

Grand Teton. How was it? It was good. A decent number of Indians, I will say. What do you do? Wait, wait. Hold on. What did you say? A decent number of Indians. Hold on one second. I didn't understand a one word of that sentence that you just said.

What did you just say? There's a decent number of Indians. A decent number of Indians. That's what I thought. I didn't even hear it. I was teasing them. I would yell bear and then run away and they would all freak out. That was part of the thing that I would do. But no, there was a good number of Indians. And what did you see them doing?

Just walking around the National Park. Come on. That's it. Come on. Was it raining? Come on. It was not raining. Come on. There was nothing. It was a regular National Park. To be honest. The part that I saw them on mostly was the lake. Jenny Lake was a big lake out there. Jenny Lake. Yeah, yeah. I thought it was a white girl. She's here somewhere. She must be here somewhere.

Okay, what else? And it was great. And then we went on the trail and there was fewer Indians. There was far fewer Indians. A lot of white people. Yeah. Did you see any... Where the mud was? Yes. Where the mud was. Mud is near the lake, I will say. Mud is mostly near the lake, but it was a good trail. Did you see any animals? Besides the monkeys. Besides the white. Besides the white. White-ass monkeys. We saw chipmunks. They told us there was a bear on the trail.

and started shaking in my sandals. I got a little scared. You wore sandals to this hike? Yeah. Where there was animals you might have to run from? Or Tevas, my Tevas. That's insane. I had to put on my chonkless for the hike. Sometimes I hope white people die. What are you going to wear? Sometimes I hope white people die. What are you wearing a hike for? What are you wearing a hike? A Merrill. A Merrill. What is a Merrill? The Merrill shoes. The boots. You know those Merrill shoes that dads wear? That's too heavy.

No Merrill I don't know what the fuck you're talking about You're thinking of Doc Martens I think Merrill's just a hiking boot It's a hiking sneaker or a shoe or something like that Tevas you're gonna hike in Tevas Yeah it's the lightest shoe That way if I have to run I can get away But you don't need lightness you need grip I got grip dude You can't grip in Tevas That's what we're born to do bro I was trying to go the Native American way I wanted to be as close to barefoot as possible

yeah but once they got shoes they're like this is awesome yeah that's true i mean they felt yeah i don't know show me what you were what is that i don't know what they have not rejected any of the cool shit that white people brought over maybe they should have is my point i agree with you that's what the fuck you're wearing yeah i was wearing my teeth oh you're trying to die this is insane fire i'm

I'm telling you. Aren't you going up hills and shit like that? It was a mild trail. It was a mild, regular trail. I hate this. I do, too. I don't like it when girls wear these. What color do you have? Oh, Miles. Got the black one. Oh, Miles. Got the black one. They have a nice little...

Pattern on. Yeah, I don't know if you got the cool pattern on. This is the worst piece of, what would you even call it? It's not a shoe. Footwear. Yeah, it's terrible. The Teva is the worst. It's up there. No, it's worse. Show me worse. Oriental Chinese shoes. No, no, no. The ones that make their feet small and beautiful? Yeah, like the 1800s. The ones that would bind their feet and make them adorably beautiful? That's a worse. No, it isn't. You think that's beautiful? Have you seen what their feet look like? It's like a ballet shoe. They look like a croissant. Shit.

If you want to look at foot binding and what it does to the little Chinese woman's feet, they make them adorable little croissants. They roll them up into a beautiful little croissant. Look at that. Come on. You add some butter to that? That's a worse shoe. That's by far worse than the Teva. All right. Depends what you want out of it. But that is pretty fucking gnarly. Mary Jane Tabby's are ugly.

Women are wearing them a lot now. What are they? No, the ugliest sneaker for women to wear ever is the high-heeled Nike Dunk. Oh, yeah. That was a really stupid thing. God. High-heeled Nike Dunk. It's like a wedge. It's a wedge Nike Dunk. Oh, I didn't see that. I didn't see that.

that's ugly that's not that bad i don't i don't mind that that much that's not i mean it made you don't see you don't see that there's a split in there and their toes split and yeah that's far oh god anytime i could think about no i don't like this anytime i can just think more about feet i love that i also love that there's a separation the yo that was a shoe no no this is that's how we're like wedges there it is right there the green ones to the left up up left this yeah

Oh, okay. Those were the worst. It is impossible to look good wearing those. Like if you're a girl and you wear those, it is impossible to look attractive. Anything above your ankles just melts when you wear those.

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No, granted, if Ryan cheated, which it looks like he did, I get that. It's like you lost to somebody while that's cheating. Yeah. But Ryan has just controlled the narrative so well that it makes Haney look like a bitch for complaining. Yeah. But he should complain. Right.

The guy fought cheated. Yeah, but also getting the fight footage off of DAZN is like, it's already on Twitter. That's where the clips are going to live. Yeah, it is a bitch ass move. It's just bad. You're going to look like a bitch. You should just think it through and be like, well, it's going to be on Twitter forever. And me taking it off DAZN is going to make people retweet it more. Yeah, no, that's true. But there should, yeah, it's so interesting. Like this is the controlling a narrative. This is the value of controlling a narrative.

Because it's making Devin look petty when in reality he was the one cheated. Yeah. And if you were cheated, you should feel justified in doing anything that you want to feel validated again. Yeah. He has every right.

Yeah. You know? What is this? People keep saying it wasn't the steroids that made him lose. Why do people keep saying that? Is that a thing? It wasn't the steroids that made him. Haney didn't lose because Garcia took steroids. It was, they're like, I keep seeing that tweet. I don't understand how that's possible, but they'll just tweet that and leave it alone. Like boxing fans. As if it was something beyond just the strength, I guess. I mean, I don't know. Like,

He got knocked around. Yeah. You know. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking. If he got punched hard by someone who's taking steroids, probably because of the steroids. But he also got outboxed.

So I think that's what they're saying. Okay. It wasn't really that out of place. Not that much, but you have to, that's part of it. If there were no knockdowns and Garcia won every single round, I'd be like, okay. But then you could make the argument like, yo, he's on the roids. Maybe this helped him train longer, helped him have better cardio because your recovery time is less. Yeah.

So I don't know. To me, it's just a perfect example of controlling a narrative and the power of that shit. I'd be so pissed off if I was hating you. Right? So pissed off. So what happened with the money?

Like, did he get the purse? So Ryan sacrifices, like, I think his $1.1 million guaranteed purse. That goes back to, I think, Haney's promoter, and then Haney might get some of that. I imagine he will. But it doesn't matter because they both got pay-per-view money. So if they both made $25 or $50 million each, it's like, you give them the $1 million. Yeah. Who cares? You got to disincentivize cheating more than that. It's got to be like, you forfeit 60% of your pay-per-view or whatever. Ryan...

Whether he won the fight or lost the fight, he won. He won. Yeah. He just won. Like, we want to all see his next fight. He's taking a year off for the suspension. He did something that was really clever. He goes, before they gave him the suspension for a year, I'm sure they told his camp. So it was like a day or two before he was like, you know what? I'm retiring.

And then it came out that he's suspended for a year. He goes, you can't suspend me. I'm already retired. He goes, I think I'll come out of retirement about a year from now, by the way. That's funny. So funny. He can just control the narrative. So funny. I think they needed to suspend him for more than a year, though. Talk to me. Because it's like they usually take about a year off between fights.

Yeah, it's the bigger fighters. That's a good point. It's like, this isn't a punishment. Yeah, the UFC schedule for fighters is a lot different than the boxing schedule, is what you're saying. UFC guys will fight every fucking three months or something crazy like that. But the boxing guys, they get to the highest level. They're fighting once a year, twice, tops, everything.

So you're really not even punishing him? Yeah. Is it illegal for him to schedule a fight the day after the suspension's over? Oh, that's a good question. Like, do you need to be a sanctioned fighter in order to schedule a fight? Because if I'm him, I would schedule it the day after and then just train a whole camp and be like, well, it's not illegal to train. I'm not training for anything. And because he's suspended, he won't get drug tested. He could be on the wrong train. That's a great fucking point. If I'm Ryan, no bullshit.

I'm using steroids for the next fight again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Diesel. Liver king shit. Exactly. You go in, you knock them out again, and then you pop for steroids again. You're like, yo, we still talking about steroids? Are we really still talking about steroids? You didn't think I was going to do it again. It worked the first time. I mean liver. It's just liver. That's all it is. I set my one-year suspension again. I'll see y'all in three years. Just make $50 million every other year.

Crazy. Wow. Yeah, it's kind of genius. And then people will still watch. Like, he'll come back to fight someone else and be like, I promise I'm not going to use steroids. Just have fun with it. We don't care. Is that why they're not being that heavy handed with the suspension? Because they're like, he's going to make us money. He's going to get eyes like we need him. Boxing's not. Yo, that's a good point. People keep saying it's dying. If he's the biggest name in boxing. Yeah. You don't want to suspend the biggest name in boxing for too long. Yeah.

And we would love to watch another fight with him and Tank, especially off of that Tank victory. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a bad motherfucker right there. Oh, God. Tank is a bad motherfucker. Just toyed with him. Unbelievable. I've never seen anything like that. Shit.

I know I'm a casual, but just seeing him in the corner just waiting, you know what I mean? It was crazy. I mean, backflip after you knock a guy out. I mean, I'm pissed off. If you knock me out and you do a backflip, I'm just like, yo, what the fuck? There's memes of this, but you're barely coming to, and the first thing you see is a guy's legs. Ha ha ha!

in the air jumping off the top rope? Like, what are you even thinking in that moment? You were in the air because he knocked you out. He's in the air on his own accord. He just wanted to be as- The only thing more disrespectful is Tyson Fury knocking you out than singing a song. That would infuriate me so much. Eddie Murphy had a joke that Mike Tyson would kiss you after he knocked you out. He's like, I don't know, beat my ass and then come kiss me? I'm not some bitch. He would do that? Yeah, apparently.

He said, Michael, beat your ass and then kiss you after the fight. Like, good fight, buddy. I think he did that once to this guy. I think it was maybe Franz Botha or something like that. And it sounds like I'm trying to... I know who that is. It's this, like, white Polish box. My favorite white Polish box. And...

And it really sounds like I'm setting y'all up. No question. I got no question. Look up your plans both ways. No, no, no. Okay. No, I'm not doing anything. Anyway, he helped him up and like kissed him. He knocked him out. You don't remember that? And then he like tried to help him back up and like kissed him on the side of his face. Anyway, that shit is wild. This is powerful. So shout out, Eddie. All right, guys. Back from a little bathroom break. Now, I want to know, Mark did a little deep dive. Mm-hmm.

On NVIDIA, obviously we've all heard about NVIDIA, right? Maybe some of you guys are invested in NVIDIA. God bless you if you are. I have no fucking clue what this company is. I don't know what they do. I don't know why they're good. I don't know why they became the most valuable company in the world at one point. They like topped Apple and Google. And Microsoft. And Microsoft. Like what is going on?

So Mark is like, I'm going to do a little deep dive and break this whole thing down. This might be redundant from some of you all sophisticated financial folks out there. But for the rest of us that have no fucking clue and all these stocks are just a bunch of letters mashed together, I'd like to know why this company is so fucking special. Do you guys know? No. No.

Okay. So, Mark, take us to, talk to us about NVIDIA. Take us to the beginning. What is this NVIDIA thing? I'll tell you this. If you put $10,000 into NVIDIA in 2019, right now it would be worth $120,000.

If you put 10K into NVIDIA in 2004, today it would be worth $5.3 million. Wow. So it's just like exploding. I had no idea what it was. I'd seen it on the ticker and I was like, what the fuck is this thing? Yeah. So looked into it. Basically, this guy created a company in 1996 at a Denny's.

This guy is Jensen Huang. He's Taiwanese originally, moved to Thailand, and then went to Portland where he grew up. He got put into a private school. His parents sent him there. He was nine years old. The private school was super cheap. His parents were in Thailand at the time, just sent him over. It wasn't actually a private school. It was a reform school. His roommate when he was nine years old was a 17-year-old former criminal.

and they became like best buds. And they like taught him how to like weight lift and shit. Then he like helped the guy with his math. Like they became like best buddies when he was like nine years old, like at this reform school. That's crazy. Crazy, right? Didn't he have a nickname?

I thought he had a funny nickname. No, he did have a nickname. Jensen is actually his nickname. Oh, it is? Yeah. Isn't that amazing? Yeah. And so literally he goes to school. He's just a genius kid, like graduates, skips a bunch of grades, graduates when he's 16 years old and then goes to Stanford and then just like destroys at Stanford and then goes into computer science and becomes like an engineer designing ships and ships.

and then in 1996 97 these two guys come to him like VC guys and they're like hey they're out of Denny's he loves Denny's which is hilarious to me that's like his favorite restaurant and they all meet at Denny's and they're like alright let's start a company like GPUs aren't really a thing yet what's a GPU? a GPU is a graphic processing unit alright I'll explain more of that in a second

But basically like computer graphics are just blowing up. Like, do you remember like back in the day you play a video game and like they were just starting to get computer graphics into it. And it was like, Oh, this is fire. Like it's actually like 3d, like you can move around and shit. It's not just like guys on a wall.

So he starts this company and the company immediately does pretty good. They get investment from Sequoia Capital, which is like the biggest VC group ever, gets a ton of money. But then all these other companies come in. Long story short, he beats at all the other companies because he bets the whole company one time. So they have basically nine months to make a computer chip to make these graphics for these movies and video games and shit, specifically video games. And as he's doing it,

They only have six to nine months to make it where it takes like two years normally to make the chips any other time. So every other company is taking two years. He figures out a way to be like, fuck it, we're going to do it in six months. So they start dropping these chips every six months. And so they're iterating faster. They're making the chips better than everyone. And on top of that, they're making them faster than everyone. How does he make them faster and better? So basically, this is like kind of technical for all of the gaming things. They have basically 32 blend modes that these developers are using to make the video games.

and he basically goes fuck the 24 of them we only need 8 blend modes what's a blend mode? a blend mode is basically like a way that they can program the game

That's the way I understand it. I'm a fucking computer science guy. But that's the way they're programming the game. So he basically goes, all right, fuck the 24. We're going to just streamline the fuck out of them. We're going to do eight. And he convinces all the developers like, yo, you only really need these eight blend modes. And they're like, all right, we'll try it. And then it works. And then he's able to come up with the chips faster and faster and faster and iterate on them faster and faster and faster. So he beats all these other companies that are in the space at the same time and all of a sudden edges them all out. So now he's iterating super fast. Bets the whole company, gambles, wins. And this is like going to the 2000s. He's focused specifically on like PC gaming.

So then they invent the GPU. So the way that it's explained to me, like a CPU is a... Computer processing? It's not computer. It's computational processing unit. Okay. So basically what a GPU is, is basically just like turbo for your computer. So like think of like a graphics card. Yeah. So it makes all the video games you play on your computer way better. Got it. So...

He comes up with his GPU. And basically, like, the way that you can think of a GPU is that, like, computers have cores. And a core on a computer is like a PhD. So, like, imagine you gave a problem to, like, a PhD student. Yeah. And on a computer, they only have, like, two. At the time, there was only one. Now you might have, like, four or, like, eight if you have, like, an eight-core processor. It's, like, crazy. But these are, like, super smart PhDs in your computer that can solve complex tasks. A GPU has 10,000 cores. Ah. But they're all dumber.

So it's like a bunch of like kindergartners. Okay. So they can solve like plus and minus. But they can't do the sophisticated problems. But they can't do a bunch of sophisticated shit. But they can do really small things and you can scale it out. You can put 10,000, 20,000 of these cores into a GPU. So it can do super specific things at scale really well.

So you're able to put in your computer and have a GPU. All of a sudden, you can have these really sophisticated graphics. They develop a new way where the GPUs can have 3D shading. Remember the early computer games? They would just have the same lighting for everything? Okay. And then all of a sudden, he comes up with a new way where all the lighting and shading is dynamic. So as you move through the world, all this shit is brand new. Wow.

But it's still a video game company. So he's like making these video game things and the company starts going crazy. They make like a billion dollars, the fastest like computer company to make a billion dollars ever. This is like into the 2000s. Yeah. So they're basically just like a computer company. He's making a bunch of money. Life is good. And then in 2007, there's a Stanford computational science guy. And he's trying to do these computations. And basically what they're doing the computations for is like to do modeling. So like you're Boeing and you have a plane flying.

You don't want to just like make a thing like a wing or something and then have to test it over and over in a wind tunnel, da, da, da, da, da. You can test it on the computer. You can just do it through models on computers. So the Stanford guy is doing this like super-sophisticated computational science on computers, and Stanford has these huge supercomputers, and you put in a calculation, and you're like, all right, let's see what the calculation gives us, and it might take like five days to get it easy. So modeling is just putting this thing into a scenario and then seeing all the different outcomes. What happens? So instead of flying the plane with really bad weather,

wind and seeing if it lands or not that's too expensive because if it doesn't it explodes you can run it through these models and you'd be like oh okay these wings aren't sufficient it would have crashed oh these wings are good but the fuselage is too bad boom okay so this is the model so then a bunch of different companies are doing different types of modeling and they're kind of relying on these computer science guys to do the modeling but the supercomputers take so long this is like 2007 yeah

So the guy that's a Stanford like computational scientist his kid is a video gamer and he's like oh dad you should get these like processing chips from Nvidia I'm using them for my computer to play video games. What if you use them to try to like solve this equation? And so the dad goes out to like a like a Best Buy or whatever buys a bunch of chips stacks them all together puts it in puts the computation through the chips and basically is able to solve in like three hours. And it usually takes? Five days.

So then he called Jensen. He's like, dude, thank you so much. You made my life so much better. Hangs on the phone. And Jensen's all of a sudden like, wait a second. Are like computer chips for like video games is like helping solve like science problems. Like that's crazy. And then it goes into this new thing, which is basically like the birth of AI, which is like 2012. There's these guys at university of Toronto that basically they have this competition every year where they give them like 20,000 images and they have to create a computer program that can identify what the images are. Yeah. And, and,

At the time, they would do it every single year and it'd be like, oh, 50% accuracy in 2006. And then it was like 52% accurate two years later and then 55% accurate. And so then these guys at the University of Toronto start using these NVIDIA chips and they're able to get it with like 90% accuracy. Wow. Sorry, go. It's just like a huge leap. That is like a categorical jump. This is the thing where...

you're signing into YouTube or whatever it is, and it asks you to click all the images that have a sidebar. So what you're basically doing is notifying the, I guess it is the GPU server

what a sidewalk looks like. So if that GPU has something to get it right. So you're throwing 100,000 little things at a task and the ones that get it right, they get reward, they stay, and these ones die off. And then you just run it again and run it again and run it again. Ideally, you get... I think that's how this predictive stuff works. Exactly.

So it's able to like predict a bunch of stuff, but everyone's like, oh, is it able to like comprehend things? Yeah. So like when it comes to like language models, like chat GPT and shit, it's like, okay, you can predict what word comes next. But if you're translating to a different language, you can't really predict what comes next because different languages have different orders of words.

You know what I mean? Like United States, French or Spanish is all flipped around. So it doesn't help predict it. So it's like, can it understand it? And at the time everyone was like, no, we're too far off from understanding it. So basically he sees all this happening with the NVIDIA chips, like being able to like predict things through AI. And the NVIDIA chips again are so good because they have all of these cores that can do things all in parallel.

So like in the way that the video game, like you would have different pixels that needed to populate stuff on a screen all individually without relying on the previous pixel. All of a sudden with these GPU chips, they were able to put the pixels up on the screen all independently and it was able to make the video game amazing. And that's the same exact process that it takes to create like a large neural network for AI. Oh, fuck me. And so he's realizing this and he's like, oh shit, now they're pivoting their like video game company into an AI company. Right. And everyone is like,

"All right, Jensen, this seems like it's kind of crazy. Like you've already bet the company twice in a row. And like, we've had these huge monumental gains in revenue. Like we're making billions of dollars. Why are you going to put the whole company- - Why would we change it? Fuck it up. - Like it's so risky, right? And so he's like, "No, fuck it." And then he starts developing these products for AI. And now basically like since 2012,

It seems like all of these neural networks and all the AI boom that's happened has come from this NVIDIA hardware. So in a time where everyone's trying to catch up to be like, oh, how do we make chips for AI? How do we do it? They've already had 18 years of experience of creating these processors that can run all of these equations in parallel. So they're not serial, which is just like they just had such a lucky time. There's basically this gold rush, and NVIDIA is selling the pickaxes. Wow. Got me.

And so they blow up. And then as AI obviously is like exploding, one of the guys from the Toronto school that did the very first like AI boom that predict all the images, one of those guys ended up co-founding OpenAI, I believe. Wow. So like he's already involved in AI. He links up with Altman and Elon and they go into OpenAI together. And so...

Basically, NVIDIA is like the GPU processor that now is like lifting up the entire AI, which is like the invention of the day. It's like the Amazon Web Services of AI. People told me to invest in 2020, a couple people on IG, and I was like, I don't know. I think that's when I got in. Oh, yeah? Good for you. Not a lot of money. Did you really? Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. I think I told you guys this. My stepfather-in-law, is that what it's called?

He said silver. It was at the same time I did silver. Silver and NVIDIA. And he was wrong about that silver. It was super wrong. And I was talking all that shit about silver. I don't know what the fucking NVIDIA was. And then Bitcoin actually was a part of this also. Because for Bitcoin mining, basically you just have to put in a bunch of computations to solve something. Oh, it's a problem so you can use the... Exactly. So it's just a bunch of math. And so it's simple arithmetic. It's just like plus this, minus this, multiply this. Ah, VBD.

processing. But because the GPU is all parallel and it's able to do all of these really simple things, but at scale, they're able to run all the Bitcoin mining on it. So that was like one of their big booms in like 2017, 2018. The gamers were really pissed they couldn't buy processors. Because they were all being gobbled up by the crypto. Exactly. Ah,

So then they see this and they're like, all right, let's pivot. Let's make a crypto mining GPU. And then they come out with that. And then they're like, oh, AI is popping. Let's make an AI GPU. And now they're selling all these GPUs. But now all these companies are like, oh, man, the GPUs are kind of difficult to use because we need a computer science engineer to come in and actually set it up. So then he starts selling bundles and then creates a CPU to deal with all the GPUs. And he's selling them for hundreds of millions of dollars.

So like he's going to McDonald's, he's going to Walmart, going to all these companies being like, you know, here's a $200 million contract to get our bundle that's going to do everything for you. And like basically be your own AI. And now they have like a cloud computing thing. They've written their own code for it, CUDA, which is basically like a software language and a platform that like exists for all the NVIDIA hardware. So they've become like a hardware company and a software company that started as a video game company that now is like leading the AI boom.

So it makes a ton of sense why it's the biggest company in market cap. Because if AI is the future and they're the tip of the spear, they're the whole sphere, they're the entire sphere. Yeah, basically. And there's other companies that are trying to catch up. They're so far behind. And whether or not they can hold is a question of how good their leadership is and how well they can dominate the market. But it seems like they're holding out. Wow.

And then the name is actually kind of funny. Like, I didn't know what NVIDIA was. But, like, so they were saving all their files in the early days as NV. So, like, they were doing NV files. It was, like, new version. And so they were like, all right, what's, like, a word that has, like, NV in it? And so they find this Latin word for envy, literally, like, being jealous. And they were like, oh, the Latin word for envy is NVIDIA. And so they're like, let's just do NVIDIA because we'll be, like, the envy of the industry. So they made their color green for, like, to make everyone jealous and shit. Wow.

Kind of far. Yes. But I had no idea. And so now there's like all these sanctions where like the government stepped in. They're like, all right, you can sell these bundles and shit, but you can't sell them to China. And so now they're able to like parse the bundle into like a bunch of different like cores and GPUs and stuff. And they're able to sell that to China, but they can't do certain things. All the work together, yeah. And so now there's like all these like legal loopholes they're jumping through. But then the question is, if we block China off, are they going to develop their own AI and stuff?

and their own thing separately. And then who knows what that can do? Can it be better? Like if we just injected the Nvidia stuff into China, we would have some control over it, but now we don't have as much. Or they would just deconstruct it and then create their own anyway, which is what they do with everything. Exactly. Because yeah, they don't adhere to any of the copyright laws. They'll just take whatever we do and they'll just make their own. Exactly. So then the stock is like super valuable. Everyone's buying in and it goes crazy. And then like, apparently some of the internal people like sell off because they're like, dude, we just hit the jackpot. Like I had-

you know, like a 0.01% of a share in 1996. And now it's worth a million dollars. Like, let me sell. And so now like the stock is dropping. So like there's some volatility with it, but it seems like it's arguably going to be the biggest company ever. When, when was COVID? 2020. 2020. Oh yeah. So maybe it was during COVID that I put some money in there.

remember i went to colorado yeah i did that hot air balloon i don't remember that but i remember you telling us you got into silver well that was it that was around that time right yeah yeah yeah yeah we're just crazy so i'm like not legal not financial advice but i'm like should i invest money in a video it seems like a good idea yeah is it too late now

It's never really... I don't know. I mean, it's on a dip right now. So if you buy now, it's... Yeah, buy the dip. Because if this is the... If AI is the future, which once you start to dabble in that AI shit, bro, like, I don't know if you're using it for your life at all. Yeah. Are you? I use it every day. I haven't been able to use it functionally in terms of like...

It making my day to day more efficient, but I've been able to use it for like moments. Like I just ask it. I'll just ask it random questions that I don't know how to Google. Like everyone asks Google a question like it's a person. Yeah. You know, like and that just doesn't exactly work. Yeah. Like, am I tall enough for a Suzuki? Am I too tall for a Suzuki Samurai?

Huh. Like if you type that in Google, like Suzuki Samurai videos, where to buy a Suzuki Samurai. Here's a YouTube video. Like maybe the person's whatever. But I typed that shit into chat GPT and chat GPT. And I said, I'm six two. And it was like, it is a smaller car. It might be an issue for you height wise. That being said, there's a roof that you can take off. So you have more room that like.

It just started giving me the information that was more exact that I wanted. Yeah. So I've been trying to do that for any question. I'm trying to use ChatGPT first. And this one might be an answer to your question. If somebody told you in 2011 to buy Apple, you'd be like, they got the iPhone. How much higher can it go? It can keep going higher. That might be the answer. People are barely using AI. Yeah.

If they're an AI company, and we assume that is the future, and people are barely using it, this isn't even close to

What I would look at is if there's another company, because there's going to be competitors, right? I would also look at if there's another company that's like on the rise and you get in early there, there might be more opportunity for like extreme growth. Yeah, but it's not a bad idea to have this mixed in. Yeah. And so like right now their market cap is like $3 trillion. What does that mean? So basically like all of the shares that are out owned by the public as well as like private companies.

based on its current rate is $3 trillion. Yeah, so like the news was like, yo, they lost $500 billion or something over the weekend. And it's like, yeah, that's a lot of money. It's not good. But you look at against a $3 trillion value. $3.5 trillion to $3 trillion. Yeah, exactly. Like there's still, it's unbelievable.

And so this dude is betting the company over and over and over. He's like, all right, we're going to make faster chips. We have to. And they were like, how do you know the chips are going to work? This is back in the nineties. How do you know the chips are going to work? And he was like, well, if they don't work, we'll be out of business. So we'll make them work. And so to do like, to do the chips back in the day, literally like they would get the chips, they would test them, find all the bugs, send it back to the fabricator in Taiwan. They would fix it, send it back. And that's why it took two years.

they just did all the all the like testing of it like digitally and they're like we just have to test it and all do it all in the computer to see if it works and if it works then and this is an american company it's all being done here yeah so why would you put some stock in taiwan it's getting the the actual major fabricated in taiwan and i understand why we can't just create factories that fabricate them here yeah hands aren't small enough i mean they are small these chips are very small

No, he's saying our hands are smaller. The chips are too small. Why is that? It seems like you could create a factory is the easiest thing to create. Yeah, I don't know why. I don't know what the reason is. If you have the technology and you have the know-how, I feel like scaling a factory is easy. Maybe they haven't paid really low. Let me ask Chad. Cost analysis wouldn't be beneficial to do it here because we'll have to pay them more.

Maybe, but I thought that Taiwan was, I think, what they call like a newly industrialized nation. So it's like a booming economy and a second world country that's like now first world. And because of that, you're going to have like higher minimum wages. I've heard.

I've heard it takes a lot of effort to create the infrastructure to build them. And because it's already in one place, you just sort of go. So it's very hard to build them. So it's not as simple as like an assembly line for a car. Yeah, I think it's super technical. I think it's like watchmaking and why it's still sort of like in Switzerland. There is a lot of knowledge concentrated in that one area on the process.

Yeah, that's what it seems like. I mean, chat LGBT is like high cost to like build it, like effectively workforce shortage, government incentives. So apparently there's like high government incentives to like do it in Taiwan. I mean, they better keep making them shits. That's the only reason they Taiwan. Right? Like the second they stop making them. It's China. It's China. Yeah.

So it's just wild. The amount of times this guy went in and bet the whole company. That's awesome. And just pivoted a bunch of different times and just saw things that other people didn't see. Has he done a bunch of pods? He's done a handful. And how's his English? Great. He grew up in Portland since he was nine years old. Oh, wow. We have to get him on the spot. How much does he work? I would love that. I would think he's the richest man. He's the future richest man in the world, I would imagine. Yeah. I mean, right now, his net worth, I think, is like $25 billion or something like that. But I don't know. That's it? I don't know if that's public with his shares and everything. Okay.

I mean, let me look. Yeah, that's what this shares, I would imagine. $110 billion. Excuse me. Sorry. It's more like it. So yeah, he's making his way. He's going to be the first billionaire, I think. I mean, at this point. And he's kind of sick, too. He works out. He wears leather jackets and all those things. Dude, there's a picture of him signing boobs somewhere. For real? Yeah. He's kind of a G. He's just like, I don't know. He's a sick dude. But it just blew my mind. I had seen this company blown up all over the place, and I didn't know anything about it. It might be...

The most successful company that people really don't know what they do. Yeah. Like I think people are aware that it's like chips, but I don't think they realize they're investing in, well, the investors, yes. But like the average person, I don't know if they know that they're, it's an AI company, essentially. There was a video game chip processing company. Yeah.

And like, that was the thing that- What world do we live in where knowledge is so separated? Yeah. Wow. The biggest company in the world, people don't even know what it does? Yeah. What the fuck is happening? Yeah. How isolated or in our own little bubbles are we? Yeah, quite. Yeah. But could that happen when we were children? Yeah. Maybe with microchips. But when we were kids, think about the biggest companies in the world. We knew more or less what they did.

Howdy Aramco. I'm trying to think like, yeah, I mean, Alphabet, like Google, that's Google, Microsoft, Apple, obviously Eli, Amazon, Amazon done. Yeah. Berkshire Hathaway. I wouldn't know Berkshire Hathaway. I knew that it was a company that owns a bunch of companies like that's Berkshire Hathaway isn't a business.

Like it's the, you're investing in his portfolio. If I was wrong. Say again. Romney. Yeah. Romney's Bain. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, just crazy. That is a peculiar thing. Yeah. In my mind, it's the equivalent, and I'm just drawing this connection just personally, but like John D. Rockefeller, when he first started oil refining, it was just kind of used for gas lamps and stuff. He starts oil refining before the Industrial Revolution really takes off.

So he's like selling like, you know, oil for your lamps and like light your house up and shit. And then all of a sudden the industrial revolution happens and everyone needs oil. And he's like, oh, well, I own all these refineries. And then tees it up and then just takes over everyone. So like NVIDIA, there's another AI company that's like, or like hardware company that's building the GPUs. NVIDIA will just be like, yo, here's 20 bill. We'll acquire you. You know what I mean? Like if I'm like a software engineer right now, I'm going to develop a small nascent competitor to NVIDIA to try to get acquired. And then they'll just give you a billion dollars to go away.

Why aren't we doing that right now? Right? How is that difficult? We're not supposed to. I don't want to admit that. I think we could do it, honestly. Yeah. I mean, Mark just learned that in a night. That's what I'm saying. So let's just say we're doing it and then maybe they'll give us a mil. Yeah, we could say we're doing it. Yeah, exactly.

Dude, this is... Five years communication. Yeah, I got a communications degree. I think I can do this. We're all college grads. Okay, so is this a function of like the internet completely compartmentalizing our knowledge base? I partly, yeah. I also think it's just out of the realm of comprehension of most people. It's AI. It's such a new technology.

Even Bitcoin, we weren't that siloed, but none of us really knew what the fuck the blockchain was in 2011. That's fair. Yeah, that's a good point. I'm just saying like the biggest company in the world, usually people would know what they do. And I'm sure there are a lot of people like, yeah, idiot, we know what they do. We invested in them. You guys are the idiots that haven't invested. Sure. But we represent the common person. I think we represent, yeah, the normals. Like, I think most people hear about it. They see the guy, but they don't really know what's going on. Yeah.

But I wonder if that's what happens. There used to be, back in the day, the way that information was disseminated is these channels had to go, what will most people like? I'm not going to just create content for Asians and Indians and conservatives. They're like, what do most people want to learn about today? And this would probably fit into that. Back in the day, it was like the most successful company, I'm going to explain it to you.

But now, if it doesn't in some way satisfy your base's thirst for validation, you don't have to teach them about it. And if people aren't invested in it, they're like, I don't want to know about it. I don't want to know why it's good. It's also because most people aren't touching it. You know what I mean? Like when Windows dropped-

like windows what was the one that like everyone crazy 95 yeah like that was like microsoft dropped this thing that i went out and bought or like apple dropped an iphone that i went out and bought yeah that's a good point like amazon is a company that i use every day whereas like nvidia people are using i don't even know if they know they're using it they don't yeah yeah it feels a little bit similar to and maybe you were early adopter but like remember when crypto got to the point where

You just had to buy something because you had so much FOMO. Do you remember all of us? I think it was like around Miami time. It was just like, even if you got $50 in, you're like, what the fuck is happening? Everybody's a billionaire now? What's going on? I wasn't that much earlier than that.

But it was around that time. You started to feel it. You're like, there's something happening here. It's exciting. Only this is based on reality. It's like, imagine Bitcoin could actually do something. That's this company. This is the only company that has returns close to what Bitcoin gave people. Whoa. That's crazy. The only difference is that now this is in people's retirement portfolios. So I think the average retirement portfolio has like 5% exposure to NVIDIA.

Whereas like Bitcoin, most like retirement portfolio is done at Bitcoin. So like now like the American economy is almost like floated a little bit by this company. That's crazy. Like it's like, it's kind of like consolidated in terms of like what the NASDAQ or what the S&P is like holding onto. You know, what's interesting is it's almost like beneficial to NVIDIA that people don't learn about his pension anymore.

to bet the whole company yeah because like if your retirement money is in this company and this guy every once in a while on a whim goes yeah i'm gonna pivot and bet the whole fucking company yeah that's kind of scary so let me say he would actually say i didn't bet the company like from the outside from speculators it's like oh what is he doing but for him whenever he talks about he's like no i was 100 sure this is what the thing was and when we pivoted to that and we kind of focused our energy on that i was like one million percent certain that it would work

And so he's like, they're not bets. They're guarantees that they're going to happen. So he's very confident the way he talks about it. They're like, nah, when we go in on something, it's the future. Yeah. He just sees shit that other people don't see. And which is crazy because I'm over here being like, yo, how did I miss this? If I put 10 grand in 2019, I'd be. People were telling me to buy it. And I was like, I don't know. It just sounds weird. What's the name? But there's like, there's tech VCs that are like tech hedge funds that are literally like managing people's money. They didn't see it.

You know what I mean? So it's like, it's not like, like we are dumb for not seeing it, but there's a lot of dumb people that were like, ah, is this, is AI really where it is? Like, you know, it gives me a little bit of a solace is, uh,

Somebody said this. It's like, yeah, if you invested $5 in Bitcoin back in fucking whatever, 2000, whenever it started, you'd be a billionaire by now. I would have yanked that shit out of $50. Yeah. 10x? Yeah. 10x? Yeah. I'm rich, bro. 10x.

So that's what makes me feel comfortable. Like the person that just put the money in early and just stayed, those people, one, they're not even looking at the investment. They're like throwing money at random shit. They forget about it. All of a sudden it blows. And then to not take it out at a thousand X, you're literally crazy. Yeah.

Right? So I don't feel like, I don't have the same FOMO about missing out on the opportunity. Because you know what you would have done. I know what I would have done. Like, I'm so happy I forgot I even invested in it. Because I would have yanked it out. I had a businessman who told me, like, you're really up on NVIDIA. And I go, what? I thought it was a crypto. Dead ass. I thought it was a crypto. And then he goes, no, no, this company, whatever. And then I thought that it was a stem cell company. Right?

Nice. Because, uh, some of these, uh, um, uh, what's, what's the name of the fucking stuff? Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Are you in on that one? No, I want to be in, but I'm going to get in soon. But yeah, it's a gene therapy thing. Yeah. Yeah. Oh shit. It's a brilliant. How do you know about that? Uh,

Uh, the book that you shit on called the future is faster than you think. Well, fuck that was right. Well, anyway, I got into that one, but again, this is none of my own, uh, volition, but, uh, but yeah, like that, that same one, uh, it was the same type of thing. It's like, if you can start to manipulate these genes, you can really one fix certain things. Um,

I mean, it's crazy where humanity goes. You're being built super. I could have a child that's five, nine. Oh, oh. But also, to me, it was just like, oh, can we reverse my dad's dementia? But then it's gonna, where's it gonna go from there? We're not gonna stop at curing dementia. And most people use it for what you're talking about, which is like, how do we make sure our kids have the most effective genes or eliminate diseases that they might have? But you look at that, you're like, hold, we're kind of close to this. It's frightening, but pretty awesome. Yeah.

Yeah. Even little things like, oh, and short-sightedness or nearsightedness or whatever. Like, yeah, let's just fix that. That's where it's going to start. Right. It's like, it's same thing with like teeth. Like we don't even see a, what is it? Dentistry as plastic surgery. We're like, yeah, you just fixing your teeth. Right. And it will start with the gene therapy. Like, oh,

yeah, well, you shouldn't have to wear glasses. Yeah. Let's just knock that out. And then after that, it's going to be. Yeah, that might be the first. Glasses. Something like that. You shouldn't have to be too dumb. Yeah. What if they can bring your IQ up to like a certain level? If they predicted it would be like, what is it? 80. They could bring it up to what's a fair IQ? 110. 110. Okay. They bring it up to 110. Then everybody with a 110.

was supposed to be an idiot. That's another thing. You've got to start lying about your 110. Do you tell your kid they're a crisper kid though? Because like that's so much pressure to be like, yo, we made you smart. Yeah.

Like we put smartness into you. And then if they're not smart, be like, bro, we spent money. Yo, we wasted our bread. Yeah. Yeah. That's one good thing about not being able to have a baby right now is maybe if we wait a couple of years, I could crisp the fuck out of this kid. Crisp that shit. That's funny. Yo, I was going to get stem cells because I have like tennis elbow right now. And so I went to this guy and

I don't know how. You have a tennis elbow already. I've been playing. I've been playing. I'm nice. And you're left elbow. No, you're not nice if you got a tennis elbow already. That's what I'm saying. What are you doing? I play, bro. I do this. I do this. I just have a question about the tennis elbow. Can I ask or do you want to? No, no, no. Do you know what shot it is that's causing the most pain? Slice. I think it's my serve that I'm trying to slice on the serve. And it's just like that pain.

motion of doing this oh wow now i i was told by a pt that it was um it comes from making that motion like that yeah you see how that muscle's moving right there could be that too but i got on both sides so i got the outside and and here too so they said i got golf elbow and tennis so one is probably overhand the other one is when i do backhands yeah

Okay, so sorry to interrupt. So, went to this guy, he's- This is my worst nightmare. I'm sorry to interrupt again, but like, you fall in love with a sport, and you're so excited to play it every single day, and then your body limits you from being able to do it. It's like the most fucking frustrating, heartbreaking thing. You build your whole schedule around doing it. I've literally been playing every single day. I know you've got the machine. I'm watching you on Instagram. This is my worst nightmare. Yeah.

Anytime I almost sprain my ankle when I'm on the paddle court, I think about my whole summer. The whole summer flashes in front of me. Okay, go, go, go. So, go to this guy. Somehow, I don't know exactly how he's getting around the loopholes of being able to use the stem cells from...

What's it called? Your sperm? No. The babies are connected to the mother through the umbilical cord. So that is still not FDA approved here. Like people, you have to go to fucking. Interesting. What about placenta? Placenta stems. So it's like they have to go to Tijuana now, Columbia, places like that. Columbia, I've heard a lot too, yeah. Somehow he's getting around the situation.

the system where he's being able to use it. And he's like, tell you what it is. He's like all the UFC guys go to him. It's, it's a, he's doing it for research. I was speaking of it. If you're doing it for medical research, you're allowed to, in the same way that you're allowed to do medical research with certain drugs that are federally illegal. Experimental procedures. Yeah. Experimental procedures. So if you can be part of the experimental procedure, then you can do it.

But it's harder to get in there. That's the thing. This guy, his clients, that's why I kind of got a little nervous because his clients are like mafia guys, UFC guys. Everybody's paying straight cash because he can't. It's not insurance approved and shit like that. So I'm like, eh, I don't know how I feel about that. Maybe I'll just do some exercise and try to fix this shit now. You know Chris Will X?

Chris Williams. Yeah, he's great podcasts. I've done his podcast. You recognize him from... Anyway, he told me he went down to... I think it's public information. He talked about it, but I think he went down to Columbia to do his. I know a bunch of people who have done it real... I know a dude... Good results? Yeah, huge. I know a neighbor who... There's this thing where there's, I think, a hospital in New York that flies the whole hospital to an island. Is it...

Yeah. I've heard about this. Yeah. So it's like, I'm going to make one up in the Caribbean. I don't know which one it is. Let's say it's Turks and Caicos or something. They essentially fly the whole staff and the island. They get the stem cells from either Columbia or maybe they get Norwegian stem cells or Swedish stem cells, whatever the fuck it is.

And they do the procedures there where it's legal, but they take the entire staff that is from New York. So this is where the rich people from New York are like, I don't want to go to no fucking Colombian doctor's office. What are they going to stick to me? It might be. It might be.

I don't want to say yes because I don't know exactly, but that's where these New Yorkers go. I'm scared to go to Brazil and get my shit done. I want a New York doctor to do it. So these New York doctor's offices go, we'll build an office that will do one week a month. We'll fly you down, do the whole procedure. We put you up in a hotel. You recover there. We do everything. You're basically taking a vacation. Your wife is kayaking and hanging out on the beach while you get your stem cells, and then you guys go back. It's like the hair transplant shit, but they're going for stem. Yeah.

And so it's also fucked up. It's like insurers, the medicine companies are trying to block the shit out of this because it will change medicine in a way where they're going to start. Oh, they're going to stop medicating you. Yeah. Right now. You can actually fix it. And then it's like they make a lot less money. So they've been he's he's like they're going to do that to CRISPR, too. They're the ones that are stopping this. Why? We can't. Why cure?

when you can find a medication. Oh my God. They'll let however many people just die. I'm telling you, I don't know if he was selling it, but he's like, bro, I see miracles. It's people who are like- Hobbling. Hobbling. And then- And how does it work? So stem cells are like, just think of a cell that hasn't chosen what it's going to be yet. Yeah. And so you insert it someplace and then it just becomes that cell. So now you have brand new. So it's almost like baby cells. Like-

They're fresh. They're not old. They're not worn. And so then you just like... Regeneration. Yeah, pretty much. And regeneration, I think, is the trickiest thing when it comes to longevity. Yeah.

Because your cells are breaking down since day one. And now you're just putting some fresh baby cells in there. Oh, fire. Yeah. It's crazy. Are they your own stem cells? No. No. And I think that there's like... I don't want you to take any stem cells. There's almost like bigotry. And I've heard that like some people are saying like the stem cells from these certain places are better. That's hilarious. I want black stem cells. Yeah, 100%. I'm telling you. You would think. But they were saying this like Norwegian or Swedish ones were cleaner because this, that, the other now could be just... They would.

That's the thing, right? But it's like... But it's also like the harvesting process and stuff like that. Because you can't even harvest it here. So it's like... And then when there's money in anything...

People are going to find a way, but it's also going to be a little – so if it's not regulated in any way, you could get some Fugazi shit. Exactly. I also think in the early 2000s, stem cells were like a big thing. Religion. And then the Bush administration used religion. So here's the thing. Here's the thing. I wonder if – to what Akash was saying, if you're a pharmaceutical company, right?

You can't just go say, stop the science because you're a company of science. But what you can do is inflate the groups that are already against this. Go to the religious people and be like, dude, that's the same as abortion. These are baby lies. Are you going to let them do that? Let them do everything. Do you think they're the one pushing that shit? Quite possible, man. And lobbying. It's like, this is unhealthy. This is like too many, this can cause too many problems. Because it doesn't even make sense that it has anything to do with abortion.

but you just tell a couple fucking retards that, and then they're going to run with it because they're retards. There's no logical, you're not killing anything. You're actually extending lives, saving people. We can't give them stem cells to get them above one. I think what they were saying is they were using some abortions for stem cells.

But if you're not using the abortions, if you're using placenta or if you're using some of these. I think you can use your own, right? Yeah. Well, if you have it, not everybody. But I believe that was some of the issue there. Yeah, but I think there's ways around it. And if you just let the science advance, they'll find other ways to do it. You just got to let the science advance. Christopher Reeves was a big advocate for stem cells because he was paralyzed. And then I think he ended up dying. And I remember thinking, oh, there's going to be a lot less progress on the stem cells thing because he's gone. It's adrenochrome.

It's basically adrenochrome, but accessible. Yeah, that's fine. And not a live frog. Yeah, that's fine. So they were right. So the lizard people were right about the adrenochrome. The frogs are okay. It will help you live forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The adrenochrome is real. That's funny. It's kind of sick, dude. That is crazy. But have you ever heard of Henrietta Lacks? You ever heard of this? Oh, she was like her blood...

is the reason like antibiotics yeah all that shit her cancer cells were used yeah what here's a little Juneteenth fact for you tell me basically this woman Henrietta Lacks I don't know all the details but basically they used her cancer cells I think against her will she didn't know about it yes

as like the first, what they say, immortalized human cell line to do medical research. So like they did a bunch of research for like the polio vaccine, for like cancer research, AIDS, gene mapping, pharmaceutical testing, all based off of like her genome or some shit. But she was like Wolverine or something? Yeah, it was something special about her cell, regenerate super fast. And it was like almost like a neutral blood so you can like test it on just about anything. So it's like if you want to test

how this antibiotic is going to work against this blood. We have to test the same blood and change the antibiotic. And so because herds regenerate so fast, they can just do so many tests. And she didn't get any money for this. And her family's poor to this day, and they're still trying to sue him. Did you have to read this book for your own? This was my summer reading book, The Life of Henrietta Lacks or something. Did you read about a black woman suffering? I fucking hated it. I know. I know. What was it?

It's a great book about she had cervical cancer and they harvest her cells without her knowing. And then they use her cells and call them HeLa cells, Henrietta Lack cells, for like the next 50 years. And a lot of like great things have come from those cells, but she never knew. And then her family didn't know. And then like some, yeah, just awful story for her. It's fucked up. Yeah.

But it was black people that saved the world. American history, bro. Damn, bro. Thank you. You can't get a GoFundMe going? Our family should be crazy rich. Yeah, let's get a GoFundMe going. Yeah, let's get a GoFundMe going. That, yeah, like when black people complain about cornrows on white people, I'm like, get over it. That shit sounds like they should get paid, but yeah. Crazy, right?

So yeah, I guess black people's DNA is what saves the world. Yeah. I mean, if you were going to get something shot into your knees specifically, like I wouldn't put black DNA in your elbows. I would put that fucking Djokovic shit. Oh yeah. Like Albanian. What is he like? Serbian or Slav? Slovenian. Yeah. Put that shit in there. Like depending on the sport injury, I would put Serbian. I would put that type.

For real. You know? Like, what do you... By knees, you probably go black. Yeah. Or some whore. Megastat. Yeah, exactly. It's one or the other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like ankles, I'm trying to think. Back?

Where do you go back? I might go Asian back. Oh, yeah, from squat? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Deep squat. Yeah, that'd be kind of far. Yeah. Okay, boys, we have to do a Patreone. Listen, we got to discuss, obviously, this House of Dragon. I know Miles got some shit to say. Yo, your neighbor, Justin Timberlake, got arrested, dude. Yo, there was cameras, because I was out there, and the cameras were around downtown. Yeah.

It was so funny. Like, I just, everybody trying to get, cause he got to go into the jail, but it's all this like little town. It's not, it's not like going into, you know, the tombs or whatever, like in New York, there's, it's not like going to, what is it called? City, city hall. Mm-hmm.

It's like next to a vintage shop. Like some random mom and pop restaurant. And then Justin Timberlake is just kind of like walking out and there's his cameras everywhere. So it was definitely the talk of the islands. But he was zooted. Yeah. He must have. So here's the thing. Like how many times are celebs and watch me. I hope y'all record me saying this right now because I know I'm going to get caught. So I hope y'all remind me of this shit when I say it.