Dillon Danis on Logan Paul Fight, Nina Agdal Lawsuit, & Training with McGregor
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- The benefit of selling the fight. - I definitely got more popular. I mean, now I'm A-list. - That's... - I'm gonna this kid over. - Do that. - Sit the down. - You're gonna break the watch. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. - You wanna go head to head? - You can't touch me. - You're touching me with your mouth and kissing me. And I know that you've had sexual porn stars. And you eat ass. - Hold on. Are you getting hard, dude? - I felt something. - He's like a rhinoceros, this guy. He's got my . He's got my . - Get in on the floor.

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Today, we are joined by the one, the only, Dylan Daniels. Let's go! Hey, man!

Okay, I was a little bit surprised when you walked in. You're in shape. I'm always in shape. No. Last time we saw you were homeless. You came to us in Miami. I was drunk off of a bender. That was not fair, though. Oh, my God, it was a bender. I know. It was a very bad bender. You almost canceled. The pod was at like 2 p.m. I literally woke up. I could not move. I saw hungover, and I have a girl next to me that was like 300 pounds, and I'm like, what the fuck?

I can show you a picture. Yeah, we would like to see a picture. We want to see a few pictures.

So I wake up. The what? The what? The what? Oh, shit. Okay. Oh, shit. Loose lips with Dennis. But I'm not going to show who it is. Oh, okay, okay. I can show you guys so you guys can appreciate. That's what I'm talking about. But, okay, this girl is 300 pounds. I mean, but in a good 300 pounds. Not like a sloppy 300 pounds. You know what I'm saying? What was her background? No, I don't know what that means. Oh, I'm going to show you. Yeah, she'll be a solid 300. Yeah. What is she, a fucking line mattress? Hold on. 300.

Do you have sex with Aaron Donald? Let me see. What are you talking about? Oh, wow. Oh, we can't put this on? Oh, okay. You guys can see this. Yeah, yeah, just so we can see it. Oh, wow. That's not 300 pounds, bro. That's truly not 300 pounds. Yeah, that's not that. Oh, she's got a dick. Bro, that's cool. Hell yeah. Dude, why? Wait, wait, wait. He is progressive. Dude, that is wild, man. Yeah, you are a fan of the LGBTQ or whatever the fuck he's saying. All right, come on. Be honest. Be honest. No, she's got a great car. You're going to handle that. She'd break you in half. No, she would. She'd split my fucking stomach. So I wake up next to that.

I'm dead. I can't move. And then you're like, this might be the last time you come on the show. You were like, fucking... Fuck you. You were big dicking me. It's all like this motherfucker. That's a big dick. You should have brought that to the pot. Right? I did. I did one more round with her. Then I came back. I went to the mini bar. I chugged everything in the mini bar. I come to you. I'm like...

I'm fucking dead, but I'm drunk. So then we keep drinking, we keep drinking. And I was just like, I don't remember anything I said. It was great. Me and him, I got him upset, but it was good. Here's the thing. Now you're sober. When you first came in, I was kind of throwing you around a little bit. I was throwing you around a little bit, but at the same time, you're in shape, which I was surprised by. Why? Was I coming sloppy like that? Not sloppy. I just didn't think that you would put on muscle.

Like, because you don't present. How do you think how I felt? Well, no, you could do the grabbing thing. That was good. Yeah, but the boxing. But you flipped me around immediately, which is interesting. I know, you saw the boxing. Yeah, he took that back. It was more like you took my back, bro. I'm part of the LG community. I don't know what it is. I said it in the thing. I don't even know how I said it. I did think Nina was a trans. That's why I don't throw up. Stop it, bro. There's no way. Listen. Why did you do that? That's Kat. You know that's Kat. She's beautiful. She looks like Edge.

I don't know what that is. He might have thought it. He might have really thought it. I don't think he's just taking Mark's job. I got to take the gloves off. He's going to pull it out. He's going to pull up who edges. You want proper entertainment, I got you. She's a beautiful woman. You tell me this doesn't look like her.

It's a good reference. I gotta be honest. You gotta put it side by side. It is, right? It's disrespectful as fuck. No, because I just want, no, because I was in it, because you know, it's hard to give Logan credit for it. Listen, it's hard to give Logan credit for anything. Listen, it's hard to give Logan credit for anything. Okay, uh-oh, sunglasses off. We're getting serious. Because I can't see shit. This is a turganate. I need to see Edge there. I need to fucking make sure it wasn't Nina.

Listen, animals. He's hard to compliment anything because he's always just like doing bad things. I was like, he's marrying into the LG, whatever that is. Because I keep saying it wrong. Why can't you say it? Because you're Armenian? No, because I'm retarded. So, I was like... You're in a safe state. You guys are comedians. No, we're retarded. Oh, you are. I think a little of all of us. He's for sure autistic. I look autistic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But...

So I was like, I'm going to praise him. I was like, that's actually pretty cool of him. He's a good guy. And then I looked it up and then she wasn't. And then I found all those pictures and that's how the whole thing started. So let's say, for example, just looking at her, you can say objectively, she's not your 300 pound, you know, with the grandfather clock. She's disgusting. Say what? She was like a man. Come on. Wow. That's wild, bro.

Come on, bro. I don't think so. That's not my type. You spent the majority of your life just grabbing guys. Yeah. You're telling me that that woman isn't more beautiful than some of the guys that you would wrestle? I mean, probably yes. I'll give you that. But I just, I don't know. She's not my type. You want a little bit more meat on the bone. No, I like skinny girls too. I mean, you know, I'm in New York. I dabble.

Can you handle- The models? I don't think you can handle the skinny, bro. You wanna see? I don't think you can handle the skinny, bro. Come home with me one night. You can handle the skinny. I can handle them all. Listen, all comers. Anybody can handle the thick, bro. All comers, bro. For real, you can handle the skinny. Yeah, I like the skinny ones. I like to break them a little bit, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Just saying. Like, you know what I mean? Do you ever get so drunk you're confused during sex and you just go for a choke or something like that? Like, or a leg lock? No, but the girls like me and choke them. Wait, really? Love it. Interesting. And do you wait for tap or? No, I just put them to sleep. Immediately.

Cosby. This is a comedy podcast. By the way, I'm sorry. I'm late, by the way. I got you a gift. Oh, yeah? Yeah, can you pass me the gift? Give me the gift. You son of a bitch. What? We have a gift for you, too. Oh, yeah? Yeah, we do. What is it, trans? Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Uh-oh. That's a nice bag. Uh-oh. Wait a minute. Oh, shit. Wait a minute. All right. What gift is this? What is inside? Hold on one second.

Let's see. This is looking. This is looking. I mean, you see the words right there. It's looking like a Rolex. It's a gift. It's looking like a Rolex. It's a little light. It might be a trans Rolex. It looks like a Rolex on the outside. Hold on. Here you go. He just came from Cadastro. Check it out.

He got me a fake Submariner Rolex. That's a real Rolex. That is absolutely amazing. That's real. That is a beautiful, that is a beautiful fake Submariner. Are you going to really disrespect me and say it's fake? It's not fake. That's the first time he's ever been angry. That's the first time I've ever seen him. That's real. That's the first time I've ever seen him. Put it on. Put it on. Okay. Are you going to disrespect me? The box is real. That's real. Hold on. Let me just, can I smell it? Yeah, go ahead.

It smells like some duck sauce, bro. There is a hint of duck sauce on it, so you might have gotten it taken advantage of, bro. That's nice enough to give you a gift. Let's give him a gift. That's real. Stay hydrated, bro. Just stay hydrated. Bro, you played that so well. I just looked over and that shit's in my hand. I'll put it on here. There you go.

Put it in my fucking pants. Okay. You got to put it on, bro. You're not going to say thank you? Thank you so much for the real Rolex. How do you know it's fake? Well, the weight of it, the color dial. Really couldn't do that for the camera? This shit is wild lightning.

But listen, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to wear it. I'm going to wear it. This is white. What the fuck is this? It's a real one. That's not real. Bro, you feel that? Tell me that's not the same. Feel that right now. No, I know for a fact. Feel that right now. No, no, just the weight of it. How can you feel the weight if it's on my arm? Feel the weight of it. How can you feel the weight if it's on my arm? No, stop defending your friend. Feel the weight of it.

Okay. Yeah. Bro, Dylan sober is so much more fun. Yo, you should never be drunk. I don't think this is real truly. Whoa, what is that karate move you did right there? Dude, what was that? I'll grab your nipples. You know what's so funny? I know this is a funny story, but I went out with Ronaldo once, and the only thing he does is titty twisters. He loves that. I know, it's the weirdest thing ever. I love Ronaldo. He's the greatest dude, but he would just be like, just hanging out. Just a little one? Yeah, just a little one. How did it feel? It was nice. I was like, shoo. Shoo.

No, but it's like, he's just like a bro. He's just like, he's gay like that. Yeah. I don't know. It's so funny. Ronaldo's the man. He is the man. When'd you hang out with Ronaldo? That was during the Diaz fight. It was right before we went to J-Lo's birthday party. But we still talked though. He's fucking cool as fuck. How is J-Lo? Just stunningly beautiful? Yeah. And she has like the craziest set up, dude. Like she has like a room at Caesar's Palace with the blackjack table. Oh, because she had like a residency or something? Yeah. Oh.

I was sick, yeah. She's dope. That's the real mother. Yeah, I couldn't stop. Listen, I cannot... Are you going to put it on? Yeah, fine, I'll put it on. Thank you. But I'm scared I'm going to get COVID. Is that a China joke? Wait, what? Is that a China joke? I would never make a joke about that.

You want some Zins? I don't even think this shit opens, bro. You guys all want Zins? Nah, we can't. I got my special ones. Wait, you have your own? Yeah, of course, bro. Oh, the Hefe's. They're called Hefe Zins? No, they're just Zins in the Hefe box. You're a fucking animal. Hold on. Nah, I don't trust your Zins. Who do you think I put in there? Cocaine? Dude, I don't know. You have some great energy going today. I don't think you're on cocaine. It's purple. Say again? I mean, how much do you use it? Does it work through veneers? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's fucked up. You won't take my Zinzi. Get this fucking prime on me. Come on, because it could have some crazy shit in it. Fucking shit out of here. Come on, go. Fucking boomerang, dude. You're drunk. Listen, this won't even close. How do you even have that? It tastes like piss. Dylan. I mean, oh, so you had it before. Can you just help me with this? Thank you. Does it lock? I don't think. It's a problem.

She's broken? I'm going to get my refund. I'm going to get the receipt. Give the 20 bucks back. Come on now. Okay, we got it. Okay, this is good. Okay, I got it. Thank you so much. Yo, I love it. The sound is making it so funny. This isn't real. Look at the box. That's fucked up. You're disrespecting my watch like that. Okay. You're actually fucking training. Yeah, of course, bro. I'm going to knock this kid out easy. Wait, so that's the thing. I don't know.

I got it. Is it a two-person watch? Is it a two-person? Nah, but Dylan, did you get the two-for-one? Because it's looking kind of similar. Is that real? Of course. We got to test the weight. We got to test the weight. Yeah, I don't know. We might have to test the weight of that. Do you want me to test the weight of that? Do you want to put this one on and your whole arm turns green? You can't even close it. And you have hand strength.

Okay, good. Can we just move on here? Okay, go ahead. You're in fucking shape. I'm trying to give you a compliment. Okay, yeah. When was it cheap? No, you're not. You just don't hang out with me. You never see me. You look like a plastic bag when you came to our studio in Miami. That was insane. I was still in shape. Now, today, I'm seeing you. You're actually fucking training. You saw Logan. What do you think? Logan's bigger than you. Okay, but more size and more strength. I think you're more girthy. I think you last longer. I definitely do. You know what I mean? I need an all-nighter. You ain't last all night long. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I was a compliment. I think you complimented. I was a compliment. You're saying that she's so beautiful that he would come quick. I'm saying that he had to come quick to get it over with. Oh. I think he should have done a box clip. Yeah, jiu-jitsu, he flipped it. I did flip. I did flip. Okay, so you're actually training. Who are you training with?

I train by myself. I just got a box in the mirror. No, I'm being dead serious. Are you? Because I see you at Gotham. I've never seen anybody train for a fight. No, I went there for the Aiden thing. Oh, but you used to train there before, remember? No, I used to. I was out there. I'm fucking hanging with the one, too. Bro, I'm not going to lie. You want to stand up and spar?

Yeah. Okay. Again? Hold on. Let's do it again. With our Rolexes. With our Rolexes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. But listen, I can use jujitsu. You can't. Okay. Okay. Okay, stop. Stop it. He's a bully. That was a one-two. That was a one-two. Hold on. Oh, shit. He's got it. He really, he knows the jujitsu stuff. Hold on. Hold on. What if I just take off? Right here.

I might do this to Logan. Hold on. Did I get it? Did I get it? You got it. Tell me. Look, this is two seconds. You ready? If I do this to Logan. That's one arm. Okay, that's good. Would you tap? Would you tap? Tap. I want to see you tap. You gotta tap. You gotta tap. You gotta tap, bro. Tap. He sounds like a fucking... He's like a gremlin. Reverse it. Reverse it. Reverse it.

Oh, dude. That's a triple spin. That's crazy. Want to show you something cool? Let's shake my hand. You ready? No, no, no. I won't break it. Hold on here. Sit down. He's on too much zins. I don't like him. Get up here. He's on too much zins. That's Hefe's. Bro, the Hefe's is crazy. I am surprised. Guys, this is a historic moment. We just saw Dylan Danis fight for the first time in a while. Yeah!

It's real. Let's go. Couldn't submit me, though. I didn't jump way in the hole time. Couldn't submit me, though. No, I'm surprised you still remember how to do those things. Stop it. Stop it. Okay, okay. You submitted me. You submitted me. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped. I tapped.

You son of a bitch! Who's gonna win? Who's gonna win? Who's gonna win? J4! KSI! Tommy Fury! Who's gonna win?

Jesus Christ, bro.

It's like a brown belt stuff was done. That was some of the best brown belt stuff ever.

I've ever seen in my entire life. Move his back so you're not out of the fucking frame. Why are you sweating so much? Because I look like Hitler with that haircut. I can't take your serious. Listen. You're like a fucking guy in a fucking low-budget fucking, what is it, horror movie? No, it's not. No, fucking drama. We'll edit it. We'll edit it. Fix my words there. I stumbled a little bit. You saw me on the fucking face-to-face. You got to stick to the fighting, not the words. Stick to the fighting.

Oh my God. Okay, Dylan. Is my mic still working? Listen, Dylan, you might be able to... Might be able to. Why are you such a Logan dick rider? There's no question. You're such a Logan dick rider. Because your dick ain't worth it. You want to see it? Actually, can we do it? Eight and a half. Are you really? Yeah, eight and a half. He got nine. Let's have a dick off right now. He said he's nine and a half. You're Armenian. You're Armenian.

Yeah, but black all the time. He's the biggest dick in the Middle East. No, he's not. Armenia, this ain't none of the biggest dicks. He's black, but his dick is like this. That guy's black? Yeah. He is black. Everybody thinks he's a medic. How do you just know his dick size? I mean, you don't have to shower and look. We shower together because we're partners. Oh, really? Like training partners. Oh, whoa, dude. Partners.

You guys all shower together here? No, sometimes we do. But I was trying to explain to you why Armenians have the biggest dicks. Because they fucked Turkey many years ago and no one ever got over it? No. No. Okay? And it was the other way around, actually. That's right. That's right. My bad on the geopolitics. When are you going back to the motherland, bro?

I went to Armenia before you. Did you? No. Where's your motherland? Scotland. I could tell you. You look Scottish.

The fuck is that supposed to mean? Yeah, why are you calling him ugly like that? Roman Empire never fucked with us, bro. Is that what that is? Of course. Reverse the whole Roman Empire. I'm not good with this whole fucking interview shit. God, dude, you don't have to get so upset. My whoop is going off right now. I just put my heart rate down. Dude, you're actually taking this seriously. Of course, I'm going to kill him, bro. So you have no questions about it? No. But you keep doing jujitsu, and this is not a jujitsu match. Who says I can't?

Do jujitsu in the fight? The rules of the fight. I don't understand. Isn't that the police? This guy looks like a guy who- That's a weird question to ask. It's not the police. You know what I mean? So if I choke him on contract, who's going to stop me?

Someone, again. The referee can't stop me. Okay, so look, I'm going to put him in a choke and you try to stop me. No, no, hold on. You're probably the size of the referee. You're probably the same size as the referee. Okay, I'm going to put him in a choke and you try to get me off him. Put who in a choke? You. Hey, hey, hey. All three of you can try to stop me. If you can get me off him, I'll give you $1,000 each. So are you just admitting you won't win the boxing? Hold on. Did you do works one-on-one? No, no, no. It's not going to work if all of us are doing that. I'll tell you, if I choke you, you're going to get me off him.

What if I take my pants off and take a shit right in front of you? What if I shit on your chest? You won't have enough time. What if I shit right on your chest? What if I have top control and I shit on your chest? You can't. You've never tried that move? On a girl one time, that was it. Okay. But that is a religious strategy in a lot of places. Yeah, it's not religious. The ground and brown. It's called that. The ground and brown. The ground and brown? I was going to say mud wrestling, but the ground and brown. The ground and brown is better.

Guys, quick little announcement. I just want to say thank you so much to everybody in Toronto that came out to the shows in Scotiabank Arena this weekend. That was a massive milestone in my life, and I'm still processing it. I think we're all going to reflect next week on the episode just about what it was like. We're still cooking up some content from that. We can't wait to share with you. We'll obviously put it out on socials, and we'll drop it in the next week's episode as well. But Toronto, thank you so much for holding me down, man. It's been over a decade.

of coming out there and building this brick by brick. So it just means the world that I got to experience that with you guys, man. It really, really does. And yeah, I'm just so grateful. So grateful. Thank you guys so much. The Life Tour has officially begun today.

We hit y'all first. We're going to, uh, Europe next. We got Ireland, uh, Manchester, uh, Scotland. We got England. Uh, we got Amsterdam. We got Abu Dhabi. Uh,

You know, if there's any tickets available to those shows, you can go to theandrewschultz.com. But thank you guys so much, man. And then, yeah, we hit Abu Dhabi and then we're going out there to Australia. And, you know, we added shows and added seats out there as well. So thank you all so much. Theandrewschultz.com. Come check out the Life Tour. And we've got some cool new announcements coming.

Coming soon. Also, guys, dates. I'm back on the road. I'm taking a few weeks off within October 27th through the 29th. I'm in Atlanta, Georgia. December 1st and 2nd, I'm coming to Portland. Why? I don't know. That place sucks. December 8th, I'm very excited about this. New Orleans, Louisiana, I'm coming through. And then...

Guys, December 17th, 18th, and 19th, I'm coming to the UK. Hurry up and buy tickets because those tickets are selling quickly, especially London. So buy tickets to that right now. And then this is just announced, January 18th through 20th, I'm going to be in Washington, D.C. at the DC Improv, one of the best comedy clubs in the country. So a lot of fun dates. Hurry up and get your tickets at akashsingh.com. Now let's get back to the show.

Okay, all I'm trying to say is now that I know that you're taking this fight seriously, I actually think... I know, you were texting me all this stupid shit like, oh, are you really going to fight? Are you really going to fight? I want to know! No, but you were shouting out like, big dick. But you know while we're at it... Big dick you! Big dick you! He was like, I'm not going to have you on, bro. He's never been training hard and shit. I was like, how do you even know? I don't...

I don't want to waste this. I didn't want it to be a PR thing. Bro, this is your best numbers when I come on, so stop it. You don't try that Ariel shit. First of all, shout out to the interview with you and Ariel. That is a fantastic fucking interview. You guys are great. You're not even close. Okay, who's number one? I mean, obviously Joe. Yeah. I don't think that you're in like... Joe made you, so it should make sense. He did, bro. Well, Charlamagne and Joe. I got to give Charlamagne credit. I always wanted to be Charlamagne. I'm not Charlamagne. Yo, why aren't you doing Breakfast Club for this? I would love that. I don't know him.

I don't know. Oh, if only you knew somebody that knows. You don't connect me with people except for Theo Vaughn. What do you mean I don't connect you? Theo Vaughn was the only one that you did. Of course I connect you with anybody I ask. It's like fucking pulling teeth. I got to text you, you don't text me, and then it's like whole fucking shit. Was that some joke about the veneers? No. That's what I thought. I'm saying it's hard to text. It's hard to text him because sometimes he won't answer and he'll just go. Text who? Me. Yeah.

How dare you? You're not a good texter. How dare you? Not a good texter. I call you. You're thinking of a joke right now. I don't have any jokes. I'm hurt. I don't do phone calls. I've never called you. But here's the thing. The text that I sent you, I did say, yo, are you coming on or not? And then you came late today. Yeah, and I got your Rolex. Another reason why Armenians are black. You got a fucking Rolex.

I almost got a Rolex. You got a full, we'll fix it. We'll get to your size. I'll bring it to the jeweler after. Thank you. Which jeweler are you going to bring this to? Pristine jeweler. Okay, respect. Stop touching my fucking Rolex, dude. Sorry, sorry. Okay, so. Super disrespectful, man. Okay, so you think you're knocking Logan out? Yes. You know that we're going to be there. Are you?

Why? And I would like to invite you to our show the next day. We're performing in Manchester the next day. Are you really? I swear to God. Just the odds of that? The odds are completely random. But we're in Manchester on Sunday for a show. You guys are obviously doing a fight Saturday. We could do the pockets together. Son, I might be in your corner. Do you have anybody in your corner? No, you could. I will dead ass. What do you mean do I know boxing? I almost sparred you and you didn't show up. You just happened right there.

That was some fucking Chinese Armenian shit that you just fucking tried on me. We'll talk about it. How much are you going to pay to be in the corner? Because that's a big opportunity. Oh, I'd love to sponsor you.

Go, Brandon. With flagrant. We're going to do the flagrant podcast. You're going to need it. I'm in your corner. I got you. I'll be stuffing zins in your lips throughout the whole fight. Give me six milligrams more. Put it in the water. Do whatever you need. I'm being dead serious. That actually would be kind of fun. Yeah, I know, but you can be saying stupid shit. But your southpaw and I don't fucking like fighting southpaws. They're annoying as hell. Yeah, I know.

But you're not natural southpaw, are you? Well, I don't want to go too much away. You can tell your natural hand. Well, my punch... You don't give too much away. Well, Logan doesn't know anything about me, you know, so it's better that way. I mean, he could just watch your first MMA fight when you come out southpaw. Yeah, but he doesn't know which one's my power hand.

Oh, are you one of the Oscar de la Hoyas? I don't know. Gotcha. That's because he didn't throw many strikes. He kind of just... This is a good point. You can go any other way. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, so this is what I heard about you. What? Can I just be honest? Okay, what? Hard puncher. Okay, yeah. A lot of power, and you'll take hits to get in and whatever, but in terms of just out-pointing boxing, that's not how you're going to do it. Okay. That you're going to bang. Okay.

Is that a fair assessment or not? If somebody told me that about you, would you say that they're lying and they're hating or that they were being fair? I think I have more ways to win than he does. Fair. But in terms of you would acknowledge that power is probably your strength in striking? I don't think so. Really? I think resilience and toughness. Well, that's also... Yeah. You're going to go inside. You're not going to run around. I'm not going to take a fucking backward step. See who takes the first backward step. Did you watch...

Did you watch Logan against any of the other guys? Nothing. Shit. He's terrible. Yeah, but you know that's dangerous. He has height and reach. Bro, you see the size of my head? But he has height and reach. No, he doesn't. Yeah, but he throws his punches with like pushy punches like that. Yeah, Logan doesn't have technique. He loads up. He juices the teeth. Yeah, Logan doesn't have technique like Jake does. Jake has, Jake has, Logan is a phenomenal athlete. That's no bullshit. If you know this, he's far a big guy. What do you mean? He's a better boxer than Jake. Come on, everybody knows this. He is.

So my Achilles still hurts. Fuck you. Well, you should have fucking just said I was going to win. Well, I didn't say you're going to win. And I'm never going to tap to you ever. You did tap. We have it on video. Tap, tap, tap. No, that wasn't real. Tap, tap, tap. That wasn't real. I said it. Tap, tap, tap. No fucking language. I'm just kidding. I'll get you before we go. Don't worry. Okay. He's next, too. He's far from me. Nah, you ain't touching our guys. Yeah, you can't touch our guys. You can't touch our guys. I can't touch our guys. You ain't touching our guys. You're going to have to fuck. You ain't touching our guys is what I'm saying. No, you got all my pocket before we leave. I don't want to do that.

Both our pockets all the way up. Okay, so you beat... You know how to fight? I mean, I'll do that little wrestling thing you guys are doing. I'll get you down. We can throw some hands. He's got farmer strength, bro. I'm telling you, bro. He's dressed like it. A little tall. We'll tussle outside if you want to. It's in my town over here, Chinatown.

You caught me in the freaking boondock, bro. Can you explain to me where, I mean this sincerely, there's no setup. The guy that, the bouncer, the situation with the bouncer, you, you're, and I mean this sincerely, if you want to fuck people up, you can, especially in a one-on-one situation. That's a situation that they didn't show the footage, okay? So what happened was, I was at a wedding.

I was very drunk and on Percocet because I had my knee surgery. So I'm on crutches. And the best man was like, yo, we got to stop by this bar because my uncle and I take a picture. I was like, bro, no, I'm going to Manhattan. Let's go party in Manhattan. He's like, no, just stop by. So I get out. I give the crutches in the car and I sit. And the guy's like, yo, no ID. And I'm like, bro, listen, there's two people inside. Like, can you stop? We're just going to see the guy's uncle. And then so me and him are talking, right? And then they start circling me. That's like six, seven guys. And that guy that in the video allegedly chokes me out was involved. I don't know.

So I'm here and there's six guys, right? And I say, yo, listen, no one touch me, you're going to have a problem. So the guy goes like this to me. He goes, what happens if I do touch you? Yeah, yeah. You could have fucking described that. You didn't have to do that. You're going to stop bullying my man right now. What the fuck is going on here? Thank you, Al. Defend me, bro. Defend me. Defend me, bro. I'm saying. Defend him. Chill out. Yo, son, defend him. This guy's aggressive, bro. He was going like that. Did you see that fucking swipe right there? So I threw a punch because I'm not going to let no one touch me.

Like you, but you're a little bitch. I'm a little bitch? I'll take your fucking tits right off you. I'll take your fucking tits right off you. Grab his dick. Grab his dick. I got that. What's that? What lock is that? I just locked you right up. The knee lock. You might be gay, bro. You love the fucking wrestling. Okay, listen. We tell a story.

How can I do it? How? Logan's going to beat your ass if I just put you in a fucking wrist knee lock right there. I just put a fucking wrist knee lock right there. That's pretty good. Yeah, your fingers are destroyed. You're used to fucking closing your legs. 100%. This guy's used to this shit, pretending to stick. Okay. So, a guy taps me like that. So, I go and I throw a punch. Yeah. I hit the guy.

Then the six guys I'm on one leg on crutches and there's two guys are on my arm and two guys are trying to take me down They can't take me down. Yeah, so that guy goes from behind he says in the video he jumps on my back and

And there's two, so the cops come at this point and the cops are in front of me and they're like, stop resisting. So I don't know who's behind me. I think it's a cop. And I'm drunk and I'm on Percocet. I'm like, I'm about to get shot because I'm not resisting. I'm like, yo, I'm not resisting. Quick question to interrupt. How long did it take you to think of this story? Yeah. As video. This is far. I just want to know. No, you know, this is good. This is the one thing that pisses me off because this fucking video is such bullshit. Because if I want, if I didn't know, if I thought,

He was saying he was a cop. Dude, people say that about video. I would have fucking killed him. People say video lies a lot. Okay. So then the cops are saying, stop resisting. They're in front of me. I don't know who's behind me. I'm assuming it's a cop. I'm like, yo, I'm about to get shot or teased. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I was like, I'm not resisting. I'm not trying to fight the cops. Question. After that happens, you already know that you're playing a heel character on the internet, right? I'm not a heel. I'm a heel in real life. You know what I mean. I'm not no fake Kobe shit. Regardless of what it is, you know that there are people on the internet that can't wait for you to

I know. When that happens, are you processing in real time going, oh my God, every motherfucker is going to have a field day? The only reason I didn't because I thought it was a cop until I saw the footage. Okay. Because I was like, okay, what do you want me to do? Fucking goddamn fight this cops? Yeah. You know what I mean? I didn't have a problem with the cops. Yeah. The cops were like fans and they were timid. They didn't want to jump in. And then they jumped in once a guy... Like, why was I arrested? Because obviously it was a situation, not because of me fighting that guy. Right, right, right. That guy was...

He said he weighed 400 pounds in Logan's video. Dude, I have one leg, just two knee surgeries. In my head too, I'm like, yo, my knee, be careful. It's my second surgery. I don't want to go. The knee is good now? Yeah, the knee is good now. But I'm just saying, I have a 400-pound guy with six guys on top of me. That's why they deleted the footage. They didn't sue. They didn't do anything because they knew they were in the wrong.

And that's why in the video you see I'm not fighting back. Because he's saying, I'm a cop, stop resisting. And there's two cops in front of me. I'm like, yo, I don't know how else to resist because I put my hands over a tab. I don't know. I was like, just fucking let me go. So then they arrested me and then that's what it was. But the cops were cool and then they brought me to an after party and shit. They were like, fans. Okay, lawsuit. You're getting sued. We can't talk too much about this, but yes. As much as you can. Yes.

We just saw you and the great Ariel Helwani talking about this. Okay. First of all, phenomenal episode. I'll say that once again. Thank you. Ariel is the second greatest MMA journalist in history. And he was living up to his name right there. It was absolutely phenomenal. And for a warm-up show before this one, that's like the perfect one. Yeah, and that's what we asked you to do. We were like, yo, can you go warm up with Ariel? And I was worried. The warm-up was so absolutely fucking exceptional. I'm great at what I do.

Can we give Ariel a little credit here? He did nothing? All his views are shit without me. So he needs you. He needs me. Dude, yeah. You need people like me. You need people. Yeah, you know that. That's the Scarface. I'm the bad guy, bro. Come on, you know that. It's on your shirt. So I'm wearing it.

Okay, so... Lawsuits, yeah. So this is bullshit, but you didn't have my back with this with Pornhub. You were like, oh, you should do that, my girl. Wait, what did I say? I don't know, because I saw people in the comments. I knew you didn't know. In the comments, everybody was like, yo, Andrew's not having Dylan's back. He's a Logan Dick Rider. Yeah, yeah.

So you think he should do lawsuits? He's the first fighter in history, a fight promotion to do lawsuits. No, no, the lawsuit is corny. I don't think you should do a lawsuit. And I don't think it's fair to go- I'm making him money. I know, I know, I know. I don't think- Yeah, but it's his wife. It's all public-

No, no, no. He's going to thank me one day. Okay, okay, okay. I would never thank you. Okay, let's look at two ways. Bro, it would be different. Okay, listen. I said I wouldn't want to be your guy's girl. I would shoot you. You wouldn't shoot me? I would buy a gun and kill you. Bro, you're not tough enough to shoot someone. You don't have to be that tough to shoot. I'd be sleeping. You couldn't kill me. Listen, he might be right about the murder. I don't think you would murder him. No, I would. Yeah. No, you wouldn't, bro. You're soft. This is my wife, dude. I think you would because he wouldn't want to go home to his wife after dealing with that. Yeah.

That's good point. Oh, that's right, because you just have to kill yourself. But what I was trying to say is that it wouldn't have worked if it wasn't real and it wasn't true and all this shit wasn't.

out there so like I made it would have worked even if it wasn't true if you went after like let's say I don't know like fucking Dustin Poirier no one's everything they got just a scum bag we're not gonna get behind this this is because she's a whore and she's fucked every single guy she's had over a hundred fucking guys one reason I'm mad here because she's suing me so I can call her a whore now I wasn't gonna call her a whore but she has she's fucked over a hundred guys she's fucking like you've probably been around her in New York she's been around everybody well she was on Guy Code back in the day you did that of course

No, you didn't do that. Wait, we did what? Oh, no, I did Geico. You didn't either? No, motherfucker. Jesus Christ, man. I have a picture of you two together. I'll let it out later. Is that the nuclear pic? You're disgusting, bro. What a disgusting thing. Listen, listen. She's a nice girl. I don't have a problem with her. I have a problem with Logan.

You understand that's the disconnect of a lot of people. No, it's not, because she's part of him. No. Okay, let's look at it like this.

I don't even know how we got into this. What was it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the lawsuit is corny. It's corny. Especially because... So that's why I don't like you saying that I didn't have your back about that. Okay, now you're saying it because I'm here. I called you and told you to be here two weeks ago. You don't come. Yeah, because I don't do, like, fucking baby shows. I don't do baby shows. I gotta do the big ones. I gotta do Rogan. I gotta do the big ones. You ain't done though. When is Rogan? It didn't come out yet. Ha ha ha.

So the works. Okay. So point is, we need that. We do. Point is lawsuit. Corny because he has the opportunity to avenge whatever you said about her in the ring. So I said crazy about someone's girl. You watch Ariel. Then what I said, I said, if someone murdered one of your family members and they gave you the opportunity, why is everything murder with you? Why is that murder on my mind?

You got a fight coming up, son. Damn, bro. That was good. Damn, bro. Take out them zins, dog. Them zins got you crazy. So if you could choose, I get to fight this guy for 18 minutes in a locked room or I get to sue the guy. What would you do? If I get to fight the guy or sue him. Yeah. Or send him to jail. Well, who's the guy that killed my family member? Brock Lesnar? Yeah.

I mean, Logan Paul killed my family member. What an insane documentary that would be. Put him in a forest? Yeah. I might just put him in a forest alone for a while. You guys are making, okay, but you know what I'm saying. Jesus fucking Christ. It's your idea. It's just your fucking idea. Okay, but you're both, okay, he's an equal boxer to me. Okay, we're both equal. Who said equal boxer? Okay, but we're just saying hypothetically you're equal. He has prettier eyes.

You have nicer teeth. Thank you. You have nicer hair. You have nicer hair. That's true. No, you have phenomenal hair. He has fucking labrum titties. What is labrum tits? I don't know. Is that what you said? Labia. Labia. I get hit too much. It's okay. It's all right. It happens to the best of us. Dude, how is Dylan one everybody over? God.

Is this his long plan? Make the entire world hate him and then somehow make them love him by being really mean to a girl he's never met.

At least you accused him of the steroids and you did that. I'll give you that. Because he's juiced, for sure. I just don't believe anyone with a better body than me is not sterile. To be that tall and have that muscle mass is almost impossible. I think it's being lean that's really difficult. The mass and being lean. His legs are very skinny. You see his legs? But that's good for you, you're saying? No, I'm just saying in general, it's a weird body type. It's just upper

body and his legs are standing. You know what's weird too? When you see him, he's big here and then when he turns, he's like a stick. Like going this way. You know what I'm talking about? That's this guy. Yeah. We just don't work out good. We focus more on upper body. Stop it. Nigga, I will fuck you. Should I give him a little? I need a little tickle. We get in a bear hug. Nope. I won't hurt you. Nope.

No. Why are you off the Celtics, bro? Go out. I can't keep the play. He's scared, bro. I can't keep the play. Okay, that's fine. We'll get into it. Okay.

I'll put you to sleep on the floor here, bro. I see how much I'm getting paid for that. I'm getting paid for that one. Do black guys go to sleep quicker? They sue faster. Do they really? Really? No, we don't. Actually, they sue, I guess, opposite, faster. Slower. Like you. You? You are the opposite. It just sounded bad. Dude, just come on pause and be like this. It'd be stupid if I said he sues slower.

You know what's stupid? What's the opposite of faster? I know, but I was looking for a word that's cooler than slower. So the opposite of fast is what you landed on? I love this guy. Fuck you, guys. I'm going to do a fucking podcast this 10 days. Whatever time it is, I'm fucking tired. Fucking doing this shit. They're paying me. DAZN is paying me to do this. Yo, shout out to DAZN. Okay, so you think you beat him easy.

Is it weird for you to be liked? It feels like the internet rallied behind you on this. Yeah, I like it because I didn't change. I never churned face. I'm the same person. I think that's why people support me and they don't support Logan because Logan tries to be a good guy when he's a bad guy.

And you feel like you were. I haven't changed. I'm still the same shit-talking motherfucker. No, you're not wrong. And I think people are like, oh, he's real. Like, he'll take it. And the best thing about me is I can take the jokes. I can take it. You can make fun of me all you want. I'm not. I can take it. Logan, he doesn't. He fucking, like, turns into a shell. He'll start suing. He'll cut people off his crew. We saw what he did with George. He just fucking, he's a bully. He's egotistical. Anybody that's not his yes man, he makes them sign NDAs and then cuts them off.

Interesting. Are you breaking my watch right now? No, I'm taking off the plastic. Son, the watch was broken when you bought it. I didn't check it out. I can hear it ticking from here. It's actually a bomb. It's a bomb. Okay, so you're going into this fight. What, did you think I was fucking around? Initially, I told you exactly what I thought. What did you tell Logan? About you? Yeah, off camera. I tell him about you. Does he know that we know each other?

Dude, you're our highest viewed podcast. I'm like top five, right? No, you're not. You're not even close. Top seven. You're not even close. I was as popular as Diamond. I still had good numbers.

I think you had good numbers at the time. Yeah, and you guys were smaller at the time. Exactly, yeah. And it was a really fun episode. So we're talking about like... To answer your question, I told him that I like you. Yeah. And that I want you to fight. Like, what I basically said to him is just like, you're a funny guy. Like, hanging out, you're fun and you're very likable. Yeah. And I think that the version that the internet gets only...

I think people see this in this interview. Yeah, of course. When you came on, it was funny. And then obviously some people get upset because you rile people up. You say crazy shit like you could beat up Jon Jones. I could, though. You know that. I hate you. He's the worst. I hate you. Because here's what happens. I can't even argue with people anymore. You take me from going. I hate you, too. You told me afterwards you couldn't beat him up. I never said that. Yes, you did. Show me proof. That's a fine line. I got to use that.

Bro, you guys don't know fighting. It's hard to talk to you guys about fighting. Like, Jon Jones sucks. What does he suck at? Everything, bro. Every aspect of fighting. Bro, look at the light heavyweight division. Yeah, let's look at it. They're all terrible. A 43-year-old man won the fucking belt. What about Alex Paredes? He's great. He's moving up from middleweight. Yeah, but now he's in the light heavyweight. He just fought. Yeah, so he's going to win the belt. And sparring with him. Yeah. Did he touch you at all?

Of course. He's fucking really good. And? No shit, he's fucking good. Yeah, but he went hard six, like... And did he touch you? Of course he touched me. Did you feel the left hand? Of course. And? It was good. No, bro, we had a good spar. He didn't drop you on your fat ass? He got a little dunked, right? He got a little dunked, right? Yeah, he was the only one that witnessed the sparring. The only one person. Which one? You won't lie, the bald one. You saw it.

Now he's the ball guy. Do we have a mic? Let's get a mic. Get a mic. That one right there. Yeah, he's a good shit talker, too. If you get him to do lines, he's fucking like Chael Sundin in his prime. I've never seen him on camera. He might shit his pants. Does he write for you? No, I wish. I do all my stuff. I swear. I really do. You think he writes? Actually, he might know. I don't want to say it on camera.

Talk to the mic. Stop being so shy. Bring out that fucking chair. Let me ask him a question. You're putting all the pressure on me. I know, but put on your persona. Alex Panetta fight. Alex Panetta fight with this guy right here. I really got nipple right there. You got fat tits, bro. Like a nice girthy tits. You got a little labrum right there. Are you losing weight for this fight?

No, I can't, bro. I'm a 170 pounder. So what are you going to come up to? I have to fight 195. What do you mean? You don't have to. You can go in there at 180. Why would I do that? So that you're quick? No, I want to put some weight on. Where are you at right now? I'm like 204, 203. Get the fuck out of here. And that's me eating. Really? Yeah, I'm light, dude. Oh, shit. I fight 170. You guys think I'm a heavyweight? No, I never thought you were a heavyweight. I'm not that tall. I'm six foot.

Six foot three. Pineda, they're sparring. Six foot three. Pineda, they're sparring. Now, does he go down at all? No. Does Pineda take it easy? No. Really? Yeah, it was a really intense sparring session. It was actually one of the hardest sparring sessions I've ever seen him, like, spar at and go in. Dylan or Alex? Dylan. Dylan with Alex at that high level. Yeah. He did six, I'm sorry, three minutes, six rounds, six.

At a high pace. There was nothing but like... I feel like this is a trial. He's on stand. You better get ready. No, he was there. You better get ready. And he didn't take a back step. There was no lull in the sparring. It was high pace. Did you guys do jiu-jitsu at all? Have you seen the videos? That was before, but this time we just boxed. But did you help him with jiu-jitsu at all? To be honest, Alex is a great guy. I said this on aerial. I don't like to say help because I help people.

came and helped I guess you could say that I don't want to take credit for his win but I helped him for Jan and he said that he would help me for this and he drove all the way from Connecticut get out of here just before him going on vacation just to help me get out of here I was really cool with him I gotta give him credit yeah it was interesting like sometimes by the way he saw the sparring and he texted me that day he goes I'm going for a 5 mile run because how inspiring that sparring session was really yeah it was yeah I went for a 5k run that night I'm like you inspired me today that was

I'm telling you, man. Did you catch him with anything? 5K and 5 miles. That's a real different thing, 5K and 5 miles. Yeah, 5K. I was trying to make it sound good. You fucked it up. Yeah, come on. 3.2 miles. You got to learn how to lie. You know how you know the difference between a real martial artist and these fake guys? You don't talk about sparring. I don't like to say I caught him or he caught me. That's cheesy. I go by the Bushido code. What is the Bushido code? Where you just imply what happened and you don't say it. Is that the Bushido code?

No, like the cold samurai, bro. You don't talk about training. You don't talk about what? Training. Oh, training. Did you just talk? No, I said, yeah, it was a good session. I didn't say, he asked if I cracked him. I said, I don't talk about that kind of stuff. Yeah, if you landed or anything. Yeah, I don't want to. Yeah, no. Because you feel like that would be disrespectful to a guy that you work with. No, someone that's my friend and that training partner, you don't talk about training. That's like the number one rule of martial arts. Yeah. You know? I hate when people ask me how you do a counter, bro. That's my best friend. I'm not going to go talk about training, you know? Whereas...

Was that time with Conor when he was just walking through people? Yeah. This is a friend of yours, this is someone that you're helping. Yeah.

Are you watching this going, oh my God, this is what I always dreamed of and one day I have to do it? Is it exhilarating? Were you competitive about it? Could you just be happy for your friend? Oh, happy. It made me happier. It's weird to see him succeed and watch. I was so happy. It gave me the best feeling seeing your friend do something so crazy. I mean, it was unbelievable. And being part of it and being like, I was living with him at the time and just seeing everything was fucking awesome. And it inspired me 100%. I mean-

He helped me out more than I helped him, man. He is a fucking G, bro. When it comes to fighting, when it comes to the fucking marketing, when it comes to the fucking mindset, when it comes to becoming nervous, it's funny. What he's done has not been done before in the sport, and who knows if it's done again. It's not going to be. It might not be, because what he did is he took it from the delta, meaning the amount that the sport changed in terms of viewership from when he came on to where it is now. He's unbelievable, bro. And how do you replicate that again? I don't know. So what I'm trying to understand is you're seeing this happen. I imagine...

He kind of strikes me as the guy who is, he believes 100% that all these things are achievable. And he's saying these things to you before they're happening. I told you the night before the Nate Diaz fight, we were living together. First one? Yeah. Oh, no, second one. I came on the site. So I was living with him and I was super fucking nervous. Night before, I'm like...

It's weird when it's not you, you know? Also, you have a lot of responsibility in that fight because he gets choked out the first... I mean, I will say, I'm not like... I'm not saying... I don't like to take credit for... I was just a training partner. What I'm saying is you're brought in for a specific... You can get a little credit. No, but I don't want to say like I'm the one that made him... I'm just a training partner. Being a...

I'm a good person. A gentleman here. I'm a training partner. Listen, I don't take... Good, good, good. He did that himself. I didn't do anything. But if you are in his position, you would bring in somebody who has a lot of experience in jiu-jitsu because of what happened. Yeah, you can say that. Yeah. But the night before, I was like, dude, I came up to him. We were just talking. I was like, bro, I'm actually really nervous for tomorrow. And he literally just looked at me. He goes, bro, look, I'm going to kill him. Don't worry. And he says something like...

Stop being nervous. I'm going to kill him tomorrow. I'm going to play with him. I promise you. And he just walked away. And he was that serious. And then he just went back to just watching a movie, chilling. Just unwavering confidence. Dude, he literally said that to me, like, calm me down. And then I remember we were in the tunnel. And I don't know if you've ever been back in the UFC. When he's about to come out, it's like an earthquake is about to happen. And it's fucking nerve-wracking. He just turns around. He's like, you ready for this? He just fucking pounds me. I was like, fuck, now I am. It's fucking nerve-wracking, bro. He deals with pressure like no one ever. It's crazy, bro.

Like, it's insane. Like, the fights that he puts on and it's just like the shows, it's insane. You know what was cool? This made me respect Conor a lot. Not that I didn't respect him before. Yeah. But he doesn't need to defend you. That was very cool. Bro, like, I don't know what you guys' relationship is. You guys could talk every single day. I don't know. It doesn't matter. My point is he doesn't need to defend you. And he knows that defending you might put him in a position where he's being criticized. Yeah.

But it felt like in that moment, he was like, that's still my boy. Yeah. And I'm gonna fucking hold him down. And I don't give a fuck what any of you guys think.

I'm going to hold him down. And I saw that, and as a man, I was like, I would want a friend of mine to be like that. When you have something to lose by defending someone, and you still fucking do it. I think at the end of the day, I always had his back throughout everything in his whole life. He just seems like a dude who would be loyal. Yeah, and he knows my loyalty. He wouldn't do that for anybody. He's very, very loyal to people who are loyal to him. And I think he sees that. I was always there for him, and I never said one bad word about him. A lot of his friends churned on him, and I always had his back.

I always will. I'll never say a bad word about him. It doesn't matter if we never talked again and we had to fall out. It's just not who I am, you know? So I think that he sees his loyalty and he always, you know, respects the loyalty. I think also what happens is like as you get...

As you go higher and higher in any business, it becomes more isolating. Dude, some of my friends now are like churning on me. It's crazy. Wait, really? Yeah. What do you mean? Just like now that we don't talk, they're trying to like get clout off me by sending like pictures of me. Get the fuck out of here. It's fucked up. You realize when you start getting more popular, like who was real, who's not real. What about your cute-ass little brother? He's good. He's a little...

Dude, we were talking about this before the pod started, dude. He's very good at games. What a dime piece. Yeah, he is. What is he doing right now? Is he dancing somewhere? We could watch him. I want to watch him dance. Yeah, I'll send you some videos. Some videos? Some videos? He was so uncomfortable after that. He was like, I don't look like Twilight. He did.

He was so upset after that. But no, he throws too. I got into that street fight. He was the first one to throw a punch. Oh, really? Wait, does he fight as well? No, he just fucking has my back. And when I got arrested, he knocked out one of the bouncers. Get out of here. He was in jail with me. He just started throwing punches at anybody. So he's one of those. He'll just go to war for me. It's just you two or you have other siblings? I have a sister too. Oh, really? And she's been out of this kind of conversation? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm not gonna give something to you. Do you think about, no, but I'm being honest. Do you think about that kind of stuff? Because if you're going to have family, now you're going- That's not family though. That's different. Like he said, mom, sister, fiance is different. I never say anything about his mom. That's a good point. Yeah. Oh, she's a very nice lady. Wow. So because you're being married into, well, she's not even wife yet, I guess. But would it make a difference? She's a public figure too.

So if the person is not a public figure, because that's- I don't know. I mean, I don't have rules to this shit, but I think it's just different. We have rules. Not rules, rules, but I think one of the things, I don't like going at people's wives, especially if they're not in the public. If Oprah is married to Tom Brady, they're both unique public figures. That's what I'm saying. It's different. So you felt like since she is a public figure, she can be commented on. Yeah. And there was just so much honor, bro. She's-

There's stuff that I have that like... What is the nuclear thing? I'm in the lawsuits, bro. Oh, so you can't even... I have a restraining order. I could just show you a picture or something and then pretend that... You could do that, but don't do that. No, I can't. I have a restraining order. Oh yeah, that's the lawsuit. And then defamation too.

I don't understand why. Because I said she had HIV, which I don't understand why you could sue for that, but the freedom of speech. Yeah, but defamation can be applied to anything said in a boxing match. And also, he said my mom's a prostitute, so she could sue him for defamation. So it's like, what do you want to get to? Why would he say that? Because he had nothing else to say because I was attacking his fiance. He just was looking to...

I know he said something about a hot tub. I was like, I don't know what the fuck is in the hot tub. My stepdad's name is Tony. I don't know if he was talking about that. I don't know what the fuck he was talking about. I think he was just trying to reach or something. Because Logan is supposed to be really good at this promoting shit, but he's not. Let's be honest. He didn't do anything for this fight. Well, he made a couple stupid jokes that you wrote for him that were terrible. The jokes were good. Terrible. I texted you right away. The jokes were good. Wait, wait, wait. The comedian that gives my shit is way better than yours. No, no. When? When?

The fucking Count Jarkula and then the fucking Dunkin' Donuts. Oh, that hurt you, bro. That hurt you, bro. Dillon Donuts, bro? You got better than that? Well, no, I didn't do that one. That's why they won't have you back on Netflix, bro. You got shitty-ass jokes like that, bro. I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Netflix! Does any part of you feel bad for Nina at all? That, like, she's involved in this? In the beginning. But now that she's with me now, fuck her. Fuck that bitch.

But in the beginning, you felt because like, I don't know. It's all public. That's her fault. She should have said defamation, all this shit. You shouldn't have done it then. Just because he did gay porn 10 years ago and I bring it back up and now he gets mad because I'm bringing up his past. Fuck that. That's her. She did that all herself. All those videos, everything is her. All those pictures, all the guys. What about the stuff that she said was private?

That's not private, bro. That's the thing. Do you think I'm smart enough to hack the fucking iPad in 2014? No, no. It's not about private. It's about creating a narrative around it. Like, for example, we talk on a podcast. She acts like she's Andreina Lima and I'm affecting her career, bro. She had no career. Look at the Google Trends. I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is- I mean, you're more popular than she's ever been. You're being defensive when you don't have to. No, because you're friends with her from Diet Coke or some stupid shit. No, I don't know her at all.

At all. Your dick is hard, bro. It's always hard. What the fuck is that? Let me just... I got hard. So, no, and there's nothing for you to be defensive here. What we're saying is like,

There was a moment we were like, the narrative, the creating of the narrative. We talk on a podcast every single week for hours. You could create a narrative around anything. You could create a narrative that- Yeah, but I only posted public pictures. And I didn't put any captions in the beginning. And the public took it how they took it. Let's be real. I didn't say anything. Come on, son. Yeah. Okay, but she dated all those guys. How is that not my fault? Okay, so what about the ones where it's just like a bunch of guys just lined up ready to run a train and shit like that? That's funny. That's funny.

Yeah, but you know what you're implying. You know the message. The turkey one got me, Brian. I didn't know it was on the honeymoon. The one where it's the turkey looking out? That was crazy. But Logan even said that was funny. It had some good ones in there. But listen, you have a jiu-jitsu guy fighting a guy that's 0-3.

What are you going to sell the fight on? Us on the fucking arm boxing? There's no question you sold the fight. I know. So yeah, I was going to sell a jiu-jitsu guy against a guy that's never boxed. Oh yeah, can't wait for me to hit my left and right. What's the benefit of selling the fight for you? If you're not getting a piece, like I genuinely think-

That's true. I mean, now I'm A-list. That's true. Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let's make this all a given. I don't know if you made an A in your life, Dylan. I'll be honest. You and these little fucking zingers in the corner. And it's not fair. I can't really see them. They keep throwing in some jokes and they go back to this corner.

I'm defenseless against it. I keep forgetting he's there and then he just comes up with his little zingers. That's going to be that jab. She's not going to see it. I'm trying to think right now. How many... How many...

Fighters. I'm definitely, fighters, A-list. I'm just talking about A-list. How many fighters are ubiquitous? He has a four. He means sexy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ambiguous. I've never heard that before. You're one of those ubiquitous fighters. How many fighters are just world-renowned? How many fighters does everybody know right now?

Maybe not older people, but- If you go on the street, I bet you people know me before any of these guys.

I would agree. I would say that- You're getting it back on camera. Every place we go, at least 100 pictures, everywhere. No, no, I'm making your argument. You're acting like I'm saying you actually- I've been on fucking every show. I know, but you don't have to here. You see what I'm saying? Yes, I hear what you're saying, and this is no shade, but you haven't fought in a really long time. And more people know you for trolling. Okay, but I'm still known, though. But I don't even think you can be considered a fighter right now. Don't even say that. You're more of a troll.

No, I'm not. I'm a fighter. I had two knee injuries. No, but more people know you for trolling. Nick Chubb's injury was not as bad as mine. I had two. So you can't say that, oh, he's not a fighter. I know you could fight. I'm just saying more people know you because of the trolling you fight. You can't say that's like if Tom Brady retires and now he's still like a football player. You know what I mean? But everybody remembers what he did in football. It's been so long for you. People remember my two fights in Bellator every day. I'm just...

He said, every day got me, guys. Every day. Every day was good. Every day was good. To be honest. Every day. People play it every day.

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I mean, it'd be really fun. We'll go around the corner. Okay. Who do you want to win? You just can start. It'd be really fun if you won. I don't think you will, but it'd be really fun if you won. But who do you want to win? No, you. It'd be really fun if you won. No, but in a friend way. I don't know, Logan. Both times he's on the pod, I wasn't on. So you like me better? So I like you better. Oh, hell yeah. I want you to win so then you can...

Be a fighter. I mean, yeah. But that was just like a backhanded compliment. But I know you want to fight. Yeah. So this will, I think you in this. Who cares about boxing? It's not a real fight. Nah, but you in this like YouTube influencer scene is way better than. Nah, I want to go UFC, bro. But think about it. It's like, it's not that dangerous. Yeah, I know. But the upside is way high. But the upside is way high. I know. I could choke these guys out in two seconds. It's like so stupid. It's like, why are we throwing hands? Like, you know what I mean?

It's your turn now. I know you like me, so we're friends. Boxing-wise, I've only seen Logan box. The only footage I've seen of you boxing is the one where you're doing this shit. So I'm like, no, stop it, bro. Bro, that's a good combo.

Bro, stand up. I love this shit. Stand up. You think that's a bad combo? Can you do it again? Can you just do it again so we can see? I need a fucking opponent. Come on, come on, come on. I'll put the hands up. What is the combo? Get ready. Here we go. We're back on. To cover the distance, he had his hands up. So if I would just come in, he's going to hit me. So I think I threw a...

Was that uppercut? No. What is that? That's uppercut. Watch. Watch. Stay in there. Keep your hands up. So I think I threw an uppercut. Yeah. Uppercut. So he keeps his hands up. So you got to keep your hands up. And then I went body, body. That was it. And everybody was going crazy. But if I lead sometimes, if it's just a jab, I got to come with some other stuff. So I came uppercut, uppercut, body, body.

It just didn't seem super fast. I assumed you put out the footage. How'd that feel? I felt it. Yeah, exactly. So when I land, I land. But I'm saying, I assumed that you put out the footage because it looked like... Dude, those were great shots. Sit down. The shots were good. Those were great shots. Sit down. I don't know. Oh, what's that move? What's that move? Oh, the arrest of the officer. I'm arresting him. I'm arresting him. Hold on. Hold on.

Get his ass in. I'm gonna give you a wedgie because I didn't give you a real one. Yo, that's not fair. He's helping you.

I got him. I'm going to put him into a choke. I got his nipple. I got his nipple. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. Dude, who's fingering my ass? Who's fingering my ass?

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No one touched me. Oh, my God. I was actually trying to choke me. I told you I was going to choke you. I didn't tell you. Oh, shit. Cam's okay. I think I might have got this one. Oh, my God. Tired? Bro. Yo, what kind of fucking backup are you? Dude, who gets one? Who gets one? You had everything. Okay. It's nothing. He's the worst one. He's fucking trying to choke me. Wait, he really couldn't choke you? I told you I wasn't playing. Yeah.

How is it? I'm not tapping crazy. Yo. But you had it looked at. I didn't. I was saying like 70%. No, I'm kidding. You were trying. No, no, no. That's 70%. Trust me. You can't try. But you have some kind of fucking defense. What is that? It's way stronger than. Also, why when I had you in missionary, did you get wet? Just because, you know. I thought you were in need of it for a second. No, for real. Explain that. What happened? Why wasn't he choking you? Because you're crazy. No one could tap me.

Nah, it's definitely some defense shit. Like, I could barely get my arm underneath his neck. Oh, you were protecting him. I had no hands. He was holding my hand. He was holding my hand. So then what do you do? You just lean chin down. Yeah, bro, I've been training all the time. That just shows how that bouncer was bullshit. Because I was letting him. I was like, yo, stop.

You think that guy's going to choke me? I could have put you to sleep. I just didn't want to do it. You could try. We have a couple more hours. You could try. What if I started in rear naked choke with the choke in and my legs wrapped around you? With the choke in. No. Not here. I'm just saying. No. I'm going to show you. I'm not going to hurt you. I promise. So keep your chin down. I'm going to show you how to do this straight. Hold on. This fucking mic keeps coming out of my ass.

So I'm gonna show you the strength. Keep your chin down, okay? Okay. So you can put your chin down as much as you want, okay? Come on, Shelton. Look what I was doing. Come on, Shelton. You ready? But you're gonna tell me. No, I won't. All right, put it down as much as you want. Do I go into your elbow or the other way? No, whatever you want. I don't know how to do it. Okay. Okay, you think you're safe here? No, I'm not. I didn't even do anything yet. No, I'm not. Okay, so keep your face up. See how fast? When you pump that, do that again, but not too long.

- Oh my God, do it again, hold on one second. - Why do you like it? - Not for long. - That's weird that you like getting choked like that. - Keep your chin down, keep your chin down. - Keep it down? - Whatever you want, or you wanna get choked? - I don't wanna get choked, I just wanna understand what's going on. - Okay, put your chin down. - Do it slowly, 'cause you're making an adjustment. That's it, what is that adjustment? - It's a squeezing. - Oh God, oh God, oh God.

You got to try that. No. Try it. Come on, just keep your chin down, bro. We ain't doing that. It's going to be different. Just try it. Just try it. So you want to keep your chin down or you want to get choked? I don't want to get choked. Hold on.

I got it, I got it, I got it. Okay, do the choke. Don't keep the chin down. But don't actually choke him. Just take it to the point. Oh, I see it. So once I squeeze it. Keep your chin down now. Ready? So this is your face. Go ahead.

Well, it hurt more. It hurt more. I just had my neck cracked. That was crazy. Okay, so this is the same thing. So, like, Logan ducks his head. Okay, but were you boxing or were you doing it? Go right here. Go right here when you're doing it. Go into the watch. So he ducks in right now. You see his lock. Go back here. Go back here so they can see. Go back here. He's always locking the can. Watch the cam. Watch the cam. Watch the cam.

- You saw us a lot in the-- - Did you fix that angle? - Okay, so look, you have your chin in there, right? - Yep. - So look, I'm gonna choke you a little bit. All right, you ready? - Yeah, all right, guys, call me if you need some help. - See how fast that is? - Yeah. - Look how fast you'll sleep. - Yeah, but you're in boxing this time. - Yeah, but it doesn't matter. - No, you understand that matters, right? - What? - That matters. - Why does that matter? - Relax. So would that be said if-- - It's mine now. You gotta come get it back. - Okay, give me the phone.

But you think I won't reach in there? Okay. So why does Logan float trying to fight you in MMA? Because I think that's a bad idea if he wants to. Dude, the bag was bigger in Bellator to fight in MMA than boxing. Why aren't you going to... Okay, you were asking who you want to win. Can I be honest with you? Yeah. When it comes to the fights...

I literally have so much respect for people that go in the ring. I want everybody to make the most money. But think about this. I'm a jiu-jitsu guy that's boxing. I know, I know. I'm not saying I don't have respect. What I'm saying is I want you to make all the money. Not you. I know, it's not fair. I want everyone to make the money. Not really. I promote this whole thing more than everybody else. So what I don't understand is why you don't get a piece. Because at the time, I just pulled out of the KSI fight. They were like...

Very reasonable. Either you take this or you don't take this. Very reasonable. Logan was like, either you do it or you don't do it. I want to fight him so bad, I was just like, fuck it. And what happened with the KSI fight? Are you willing to speak to that? I don't want to talk about that. Gotcha. Yeah, but fuck that guy. Really? He's a pussy. And wait, why don't you want to talk about it? Is it like a legal thing? No, it's just personal shit I was going through. Oh, okay, okay. We can talk about it off camera. Fair enough. Okay, and then the guy that you get into the skirmish with at that fight, do you still want something with him?

What's the guy's name? Yeah, yeah. What's his name? No, I don't want to say his name. He just said his fucking name. I know, but he's a loser. I don't want to give him any credit. I didn't want to fight him. That's why I was avoiding him. Because he's a boxer and he fights on those misfit fights. He fought in MMA. He was a terrible MMA guy. So why don't you guys fight in MMA? Because he's terrible. He was 0-5 in Bellator or some shit. And then he went to that shit. And now he's doing decent because he's fighting a bunch of influencers.

I'm just saying, you guys have this. He fucking sucker punched me. Yeah, I know. Yeah, and you know what's funny? I knew he was going to do this. I was avoiding him, so I was walking. He punched me in the back of the head, and that's how that started. Because I didn't want to give him the clout. He got like 400K off that. Yeah, I saw him. I don't know if it was in the back of your head. In the beginning of the video. No, no, no. That was the second punch. Yeah. And then, so what's the deal? Like, he hits you, and you seem kind of...

I don't know. Because I was like, you know what it was? You deserved on it. Yeah, because I was like, bro, I don't want to. Because I know it's just giving him credit. Like everything, all these guys want to do is just try to get something on me. And I was pissed off because I told Misfits this was going to happen. And they run a shit show at that time. And I was just like pissed off. I was like, bro, like you're giving this kid clout for nothing. Like I was just so mad, you know. And then I went and knocked out the other two guys. And then it was just whatever. What's the end goal?

UFC champion. So it's UFC? Yeah. Do you have to get bought out of Bellator? Bellator is bought by PFL now. And PFL is owned by the Saudi... I don't know who owns PFL, but they got some crazy money because they ain't making no money. Yeah. I don't know how the hell they're doing it. So do you have to get bought out of PFL? I don't know how that works yet, or they cut me. They cut you and then you hopefully get a UFC contract. And then you want to get the belt at what? 170. You want to do 170? Yeah, 170, yeah. And you're not a big 170.

I think I'm bigger than most guys, no? You're six foot? I can probably make 55. That's the thing I was wondering. Is it worth to make 55? Someone said my head is too big for 55. I don't know. That's what they told me. I don't know. I have a big head, so. But at 55, I'm just saying, like at 55 and you grab a guy, what are they going to do at 55? Nothing. That's why I can't wait. That's why I'm so stupid with this boxing thing.

No, but like you said earlier, so now I'm understanding it more. You don't get a piece of this fight you're promoting, but your stock has risen. A lot. So it's worth the money that you're making around the fight and then future career shots. And potentially trying to get into UFC. Exactly. And if you beat Logan, right? Not if, when. Okay, when you beat Logan. We talked about Conor projecting. Yes, of course. Manifesting. I believe that. I believe in manifesting. So when you beat Logan- Yeah.

Do you do another one of these fights? There's no point in doing MMA. Jake and KSI are fighting for my rights if I win. That's interesting. Well, they want the upside on what happened. KSI doesn't want me to go to Jake and Jake doesn't want me to go to KSI. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Who's the easier fighter? Hold on. Jake is investing in his brother losing? It's like, yeah. You got to think, Jake doesn't have any other opponents.

Like that aren't like MMA guys. Like there's no more retired guys for him. That's right. He has KSI. Yeah. And Tommy again. And then nobody wants to see the Tommy fight again. Imagine how big that would be. Wow. Yeah, but nobody wants that. We're not ordering that. To be honest. I love Jake, but we're not ordering that. Come on, dude. Canelo is not. No, it's different. It's a different game. And Jake knows it's a different game. I know. Jake just says things. When I say I'm going to beat Jon Jones, I mean it. He's just so sure.

Why are you laughing like that? Come on. Bro, we just dominated you. I love the bullshit. We dominated you four on one. Four on one, we dominated you, bro. I won that. How are you going to beat Jon Jones? I won that. Do you think we can beat Jon Jones for us? We let you up. After what we just did to you. We let you up. I won that. We let you up. We didn't choke you out. Let's go. We'll move the table. I could have had sex with you if I wanted. I was in the fucking bottom position. We could have. My dick was up. You were back.

If you were a dick down, you would have to go under. Okay. You definitely got that Pete Davidson dick, too. That long, skinny one. He looks just like Pete Davidson. That's crazy. That's a vivid description. No, no. Don't do that. Don't confirm over here. What the fuck are you talking about? You got me in the back.

I got the curve. Everybody says, every girl says that about Pete Davidson. How many girls? I've never heard that shit. But why are you talking to girls about his dick? I heard it's big. I know. I know, but like tall, skinny guys, they usually got like the... Are you trying to say I have a big dick? No, you have like a skinny... Thanks, brother. Appreciate it. What does yours look like?

It's like a missile, to be honest. A what? Like a missile. Like a missile. Like the ones that the drones shoot out of their thing? Like a little mini? No, well, I mean, like eight and a half missile. Probably bigger than your head.

An eight and a half inch missile. Do you think you have a small for a missile? Eight and a half inch. It's not Al-9 with a curve, bro. I just put that together. He's not circumcised, you can tell. No, he is. No, I am. All right. Why would you say that? One of my ex-best friends was Indian. He was uncircumcised. Oh, really? Why is he an ex-best friend? What is he doing now? We're not best friends no more. What is he doing?

Like physically? Why are you guys not best friends? We're not going to get into that. Some people, I don't know if they can talk about this more. Some people leave you when times get hard. You know, we were there for you when you needed us. You rolled up absolutely shit-faced. You didn't bring me to rehab. You made me drive the car home. Honestly, you were funny on the pot. I was like, he'll make it. He's like, here's the keys. Let me drive home. Wait, were you really that bad when you came?

I didn't know. I didn't know he was partying, but I didn't know if it was. You have to understand, it was Miami. So we're assuming that you're just having fun. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. I didn't know that you were. No, no. Now I know that you were going through something in your life. Yeah. I mean, that was the beginning of it. But that I was. How long? How long was a period like that?

This is my knee injury. Really? Yeah. 2019 until 2022? I hate to talk. I don't want this to be a therapy session. No, you had a great podcast with your boy. What is your name, man? John. John. Yeah. And what you guys should go watch on your channel that I watch. Yeah, it's his. No, it's yours. It's uploaded on his too. Really? Yeah, he just posted it. Oh, so I guess I watched some clips that was on yours. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So go watch it. I think it's a really interesting- It's a very organic just two friends talking. That's why I like- You can tell you guys are friends. We're just sitting on the couch just talking to you. You're not defensive in the least. So I actually don't have many friends. It's like two, three guys, and I actually met him not that long ago, and he's just like- Why don't you have friends? I don't trust nobody. Everybody turns on me. But why? Are you only friends with- I'm just so- You are-

Sums off about that. Yeah, like you're a likeable dude. No, I am losing so many friends But there's friends and then there's friends. We all know this there's like you're saying you have a lot of like people you would club with Yeah, and then there's like you're like homie. Yeah, why not build that group you do? Which is so fucking intimate and I'm not talking about the touching like you're spending a lot of time with people And your life is in their hands in their life. Maybe it's my mind. I don't know. I don't like I don't trust people What's the trust thing? I don't know. It's just something about me. Maybe has something happened. I

I got fucked over a lot by friends. Close friends. You know what it is? When you go through bad times, you see who's really there for you. I don't want friends that are there when the good times are there. I want them on the post. So you're still holding on to that a little bit. Yeah, I mean, it's just tough to talk about. On your guy's pod, you had an interesting thing about how

What you see now a lot of in jujitsu is this like trash talk and building up fights. And you had this conversation. I started this. So I didn't know that. Yeah. Honestly, I'm a casual when it comes to jujitsu. But you're saying even earlier in your early jujitsu days. And I used to get suspended from Marcelo's for doing this. Interesting. So Marcelo Garcia. Suspended me first. But he was your jujitsu coach. And a.

unbelievably respected person in Jiu Jitsu. Of course, yeah. From what I hear from a bunch of different people, amazing. And also like a smaller guy, but his technique was amazing. So this tiny dude can go dominate dude on technique, not power. Yeah. Is this played here? I was going to put a highlight. Yeah, put it on. How's this work though? Is this like you guys cut this or is this like, oh, this is long? I don't want to

I want to like, we just hang. We just, yeah. Yeah. You guys have a drawing. Take some shots. Is that why you got it? Yeah. Come on. Whatever you want. Is that why you got like banned from the gym because of the shit talking in the beginning? I used to get suspended. Yeah. And, but I was who I was still back then.

And then the one that got me kicked out of the gym was just me talking too much shit and like- What was the- He didn't believe in the whole shit talking thing. So jujitsu culturally can you explain to people where it's coming from? It's martial arts, respect your opponent. And he's doing WWE stuff. My favorite of all time, who was my background on my phone, was Leandro Lowe. I don't know if you know him. And of course, rest in peace. It was one of my close friends. Yeah.

That was the craziest story ever because... He trained with you? I mean, I fought him twice and then we used to train together. He was living... He came and stayed with me before he passed. What was your record when you guys fought? He beat me twice, but he was my idol, man. He was just unbelievable? He's the best ever. And just... He's just a fucking animal, bro. Explain to me why, why? Like, what is it about his game that you like? Tenacious. It's something about, like, when someone doesn't want to lose. Like, he just did not want... Dude, this guy, like...

He would come in sometimes hungover puking and he just would beat everybody. He just was like so competitive. Physically gifted? Dude, yeah. I never felt hips like that. Like I shot at him and he knocked me over. What does that mean, hips like that? His hips were so strong. Like he was just so – You couldn't push him over? Everybody that – they ask people this question, that person, they'd be like it's just weird to explain. He was just so good, bro.

And it's crazy. He was just in the prime of his career. And what happened to him? So in Brazil, he gets murdered. Yeah, I'll tell you the full story. But it's crazy because during that time, I was going through my stuff. And that could have happened to me very easily, what happened to him. He was just at a nightclub. And some guy took a bottle from his table. And he took the guy down and choked him. And the guy was like, stop, stop. I'm good. I'm good. So he let the guy up.

And they were partying, partying. The guy was like a jealous guy and he was like staring at him, walked back and forth, walked back and forth. And he just shot him right in the head. Right, one bullet right to the, killed him. Wow. Yeah, it's fucking crazy, bro. And you could have been there with him, you think? Not, I mean, who knows about that, but I'm just saying like me partying in the city, getting fucking shit face every night and not,

You got to deal with the wrong guy. Yeah, you never know. I'm very hated, too. So you don't know who's after you, you know? Who knows? Dude, Leandro was way nicer than me. Show us a video of him. Yeah. You want to see us fight? Actually, yeah. I mean, I don't know if you want to watch that. So wait, so you...

I'm just trying to understand. So these two guys you just had the most respect for. But it seems like people to earn your respect is not easy. You know what's funny? This is a story that I never told anybody. But I got in trouble with Marcelo because one time we went to dinner. And he asked me. This was a long time ago. I was at Brown Belt. And he asked me about the Diaz brothers. So him and Nate Diaz had beef, but I didn't know. And he was like, what do you think about the Diaz brothers? I was like, yo, I think they're awesome. Giving the finger, doing all this thing. And he suspended me.

Yeah, for saying I like the Diaz brothers. Because they behaved in a way that wasn't with the jujitsu code. They really suspended me from the gym. I didn't even know. That's how he was. Do you think he was trying to, like, instill some sort of discipline in you or, like, a character that he believed? Yeah, but the thing, when we had the conversation, I said, Marcel, listen, like...

I had to make money. I had to pay my bills. And he was like, yeah, but you got to do it for the love of the sport. And I was like, yeah, but the love of the sport doesn't pay my bills. Like, you got to make this stuff exciting. I knew at the time, the entertainment, all this. And then when I looked up at Connor, I started learning more about just, you know, marketing and everything. And I always had that in me. And I always liked to talk shit. Like, my natural personality is just banter and like that. And I would just do that. And then it was, he just was like, oh, I don't want my kids around this. Like, they might grow up being shit talkers and whatever.

So he's trying to protect his idea of jujitsu. Yeah. And while at the same time, he's trained you since you're a kid. Yeah. I mean, you ever hear him talking about me? He loves you. Yeah. So, I mean, it's hard. It's probably heartbreaking. I texted him when he, cause he has cancer now. Oh no. Yeah. And I texted him saying, I hope you're doing good. And he just said like, thank you. I think you should go check on him. It's hard, bro. Cause he loved me. He was another one that loved me. He was like my dad. You fucking loved him. He kicked me out. Yeah. But sometimes you need to do that because. No. Okay. There's difference though.

Because if he would have just suspended me and my friend Munch at the time, right, unpublicly, but then he went and made a video and did it outside. What's that like line? You don't discipline your kids in public. Yeah, I hear what you're saying. You know what I mean? You felt like it was. He made a full grappling video, 20 minutes of talking why he suspended us. You don't discipline your kids in public. Do you think that he thought that that. If he really cared about this, then he would have done that. But also if you really cared about him, you could have like changed a little bit of your marketing.

Yeah, but why can't I just be me? But I'm just saying, like, you see Stylebender. Stylebender's great at marketing, but he doesn't do, like, the distasteful style of marketing. I guess so. He could have tweaked it a little bit. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, Izzy will go wild, too. What I've noticed about Izzy is, like, Izzy will do whatever he wants to do. Yeah, Val? Like, he's a true, like... But it's tasteful, though. Yeah, I hear what you're saying. That's what I'm saying. This might not be...

But let's see it. This is Leandro. So this is at the time, this is Guy, and this is when. He was the best in the Guy. Eight-time world champion. And so what made him so special in terms of his ability to dominate other people? He just did not stop. He was so good. And how did you guys go from...

How did you guys go from competitors to... Because I was always cool with him. You admired him. Yeah, and he used to help me out when I was a brown belt. And it's funny enough, I started dating his ex-girlfriend. And he used to send her drug messages like, you picked the guy who's going to beat me to date and all this stuff. Was he okay with you doing that? I feel like you would never do that. He was all right. And then he would come to the States and stay with me. And we would train. And he was cool with it because he didn't really... He got over it. And then we just became friends. And then we competed a bunch. And then we'd just hang out. And then he stopped talking to me.

when I looked up at Connor because he didn't like the whole thing too. And then he apologized, like, come train with me and then he would come to stay with me and then that happened. So these two guys that you really admire, you look up to, are no longer in your life and that happens. Marcel was tougher though because Marcel was like my dad. Yeah, that's pops. And he poured so much into you, I can imagine, for fucking years. Yeah, it's a tough conversation because, you know,

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like, in my opinion, you don't leave the people that you love in any way. And that's why I lost a lot of friends, I guess, because I'm different. If you were going through something, I would show up at your house and make sure you're all right. And you feel like a lot of people didn't do that for you. Not to get emotional here. This is supposed to be a comedy podcast. No, this is good. Yeah, it's just like, I don't know. It's fucked, man.

put that much time into somebody and you put time into him as well. I mean, we were a team. I mean, he's my coach. He's my dad. We live very nice with each other. You got to go see him, bro.

You got to go see him. Yes, you can. Yeah. You got to go see him and you got to. Because there's a clock ticking. I'm not trying to be dark, but there's a clock ticking now. So it's like you got to. Well, I think he I think he might have beat the cancer. I don't know. So you're like, well, now I don't know. I sent him a message, which I usually we don't have to talk in years, you know, which is just out of respect. And the fact that he reached out lets you know. And like the one thing about we're talking about my ex best friend.

I don't want to get too much into it because he knows a lot about this, but my dad passed away and we weren't talking at the time. And what really upset me was... He could have reached out, right? Well, that or because he knows my family. He knew my dad. He could have came to the funeral, sat in the back and just paid his respects and left and not talk to me.

And that would have meant the world to me. Yeah. And he didn't do that. And that shit fucking broke my heart because these are my closest friends since I was 14. And like, just for him, like if his dad passed. What stopped you guys from. We train together every day. We don't talk. What? Yeah. He knows the whole story. We literally. Yeah. Been best friends since we were 14. Can you get. This is hard. Yeah. You got to get through. You got to get past this. But dude, like, and then there was something like.

He said, but I don't want to get too deep into it because I don't want to air our dirty laundry. But like, it's just fucked up. That hurt me the most, to be honest with you, though. Like, you know, my dad passed. Like, he could have just showed up and like sat in the back and gave a hug to my mom. What if he came to you right now and he said, listen, some things happened between us. Yeah, I wouldn't mind. There you go. Some things happened between us. My bad.

But I wish I came to the funeral and I apologize. And I'm going to regret that for a long time. I'm a man, bro. Listen, if you come to me like that, yeah, 100%. 100%. Could you apologize to him for anything? Yeah, of course. Because he disses himself for me when I was doing the wrong things because he was trying to stay on the right path. It was hard for him because... I respect that. And I respect that too. But it comes a point in time where...

You still have to be there for someone. Like I get it and I understand what he was doing and now I'm doing better. And you come and say, hey, like this is the guy I wanted you to be. Now this is what I wanted. Now I'll be friends with you or something like that. That's different. You know what I mean? But like just – yeah, I don't know. This is weird to talk about. How did you get out of that dark place you was at? That's a great question. Hey, Rob Bonham.

Yeah, but how did you get out? I don't want... I always said I was going to save this for broken. Let's just talk. We just talked. You're going to have so many more stories in your life. Yeah, I hit a rock bottom and I saw the people around me that loved me, scared for my life, and that hurt the most. And I saw myself...

falling down a deep path that I wasn't gonna be able to get out of, you know? Did your mom step in? Tried to. I wasn't ready to let really anybody in. Yeah. So you did it yourself? Yeah. And I had to because I knew like I'm wasting time and like, you know. How hard was it to... Still hard. Yeah. It doesn't go away. You've been sober for... Eight months. But like, I'm not one of those guys who's never gonna drink again or anything like that. No, no, but... It was just where I was in life where I couldn't train. I couldn't fight. My dad passed. My friend passed. And like...

There was just so much going on at one time. It was just so easy to... Just drown yourself. Basically. Yeah. Every single day. Yeah. From morning till night. Wow. I never... I don't know what I talked about. I don't know. You don't have to talk about anything you don't want to, but it's just... For a piece of shit, fight promoter. I love this guy. Yeah. You actually...

I understand you don't want to maybe talk about these things. I'll answer some things. That being said, there are other people that also have either gone through these things or they might be going through these things. And it's very nice for them to know that they're not alone in that situation. Does that make sense? Yeah. I mean, I...

I don't know what I want to say. But you don't have to say anything. There's no question. No, because I want to say what rock bottom was, but I don't know if I want to. I don't know. Yeah. It just, it got to a point where I almost died. And then, I mean, like there was a couple of times that I just didn't want to be here anymore. Yeah. A hundred percent. You know, like I didn't. That's fucking scary. And I, and you know, I still deal with that stuff daily and stuff, but yeah, I don't know. A lot of regrets.

Can you forgive yourself enough? Not yet. I don't know. Because that's important shit. I know. It's hard. You know who I actually, I don't, you know, I never went to AA. You can bleep a name if you want. Yeah, I never went to AA or anything like that. I talked to Theo Vaughn because he's not through. Yeah. And like me and him talked for a little bit and I was like, oh, maybe this is why people do this shit. He's so good at talking. Yeah. He deals with the same stuff I deal with sometimes. 100%.

But he doesn't drink anymore. Like I plan on, you know, eventually just controlling it because I don't think it was alcohol. It was just advice where I was going. The way to numb yourself. It could have been fucking cookies, but it was just, yeah, I'm fucking her. I can't train. Everybody's saying, oh, this guy fucking sucks. He ruined his career. Ariel saying, well, I'm just feeding on that. Fucking. I lost my friends. I lost everything. I lost my girlfriend. I fucking went through all this shit. I lost friends.

And then what was like, when you start feeling like shit, what's the best thing to do? Just get fucking annihilated. And then you go to the city and then you have every single dude that fucking loves you. Thousands of fucking supermodels. Everything's for free. And then it's like, okay, like, what am I doing here? I'm just going out every night. And then you, yeah. I don't know. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. Were you still training during this? Trying to, yeah. Interesting. So training has just become such a part of your life that... I think that's what started this, was the knee injury, because I didn't have that calmness. When you train twice, three times a day, that's like a drug. It's like taking a shot. And then when you're stuck like this and you have nothing to do, and then, dude, I was like a menace. Dude, you don't realize how...

where we don't realize how dependent we are on exercise until it's removed from our lives. It can calm that brain, dude. The relaxation you get, you go on a long fucking run or even I imagine like I see the guys training jujitsu, they're like just drenched afterwards. Yeah, and you don't realize it until you're stuck and you can't move. And then you realize what you've actually been doing. And then you realize you have nine months ahead of you.

And then like, maybe I called me a pussy, but I was just like, I couldn't see the future. I just saw the now and I was like, bro. - And your shit didn't get fixed in nine months. - I went to HSS and it failed. That's the best hospital in the country. - What's HSS? - It's like a special, what's it called? You know HSS in Manhattan? It's like the best hospital in Manhattan. - But it's obviously knee and-- - It's like they do everything. They're like the best hospital and they sponsor the UFC.

So it fails at HSS. Yes. You go back to HSS? No, I go to a different doctor and he fixed it. And did he know what they did wrong or he had a mistake that happened? The first time they used my ligaments, they didn't take, I guess, or something like that. So they had to get cadaver. Yeah. So I have Achilles, someone's dead Achilles and stuff like that. Get out of here. They say you have their dreams. I have some crazy dreams. I don't know. That's real. Really? What kind of dreams? Crazy.

Crazy shit. I don't know. Like? Asian woman, like, just... I don't know. I am a samurai. I don't know. Just crazy dreams, bro. I don't know. But yeah, like, it's crazy shit. So the cadaver ligaments took... Yeah. Because I remember in Miami...

I didn't. Did I have this? Bro, in Miami, you were showing me your knee moving in the fucking joint. Yeah. Yeah. So I was saying that Nick Chubbs guy, he had less damage than I had. I mean, it was gnarly. Like, I remember you would move everything out besides my ACL.

Two times. So he says like being in two major car accidents in the same year. And was it from, did somebody do a leg? No, it was actually with Connor. It wasn't even like anything crazy. I think it was just because that day we were supposed to train at two. I'm not saying this is because of him. But then media came. So he was like, oh, we're going to push a training session. So I was just sitting on the side waiting. Oh, you weren't warm and then you went after him. And then we went and it was weird. I was just lifting a butterfly. There's a video of it. I was just lifting a butterfly hook on him and he dropped his weight back towards my foot, like just like with his butt. And it just.

snap and half my leg was like snap what's a butterfly so like when you lift someone with your your leg like so if you're so his legs are on that and you're trying i'm on bottom and i'm trying to elevate and he just dropped his hips towards my my foot and my knee like snap yeah it wasn't even like it was just like a regular thing

Yeah, it's crazy, yeah. And it takes your identity away. You built up this thing your whole life. You were like, I am a fighter. Yeah, and then you go to just sitting in a room and you're fucking done and you can't do anything. Who am I? And then you're on crutches at fucking clubs and fucking knocking people out. I was fucking gay at the fights, left and right, just fucking drunk. Because now you're more defensive than ever. Oh, dude, I was not.

Because before that happened, you probably had the utmost confidence in your ability. Why would you fight anybody? If you know you can beat people up. You know what it was? I was just a drug mess and the people would say some stupid shit. Of course. I knocked some guy out with my crutch. I was breaking Ubers. I was doing crazy shit. So you were just being an asshole. I was just acting out. Hurt people hurt people, they say. How long do you want to be in the fight game? Until I win a world championship. And then you feel like you'd be okay?

Oh, no. I haven't thought about that. That's a tough question. Like, what is Dylan Danis doing at 50? I don't know. I think about that because it's hard because I live such a crazy lifestyle. I don't know.

Maybe just fucking on a yacht somewhere. Hopefully I make enough money to be in a yacht and just be chilling with my kids. Could you just chill, relax? Right now, yeah. I don't have to fight. I have money. I really do. People say that. But, dude, I get... I mean, you guys know how it is with sponsors. I got a lot of followers. You get sponsors and you can monetize the influence. But there's going to be a time where maybe that influence isn't as great. Of course, yeah. So you want to prepare yourself. Yeah, no, I save my money. You don't sound like you do. You go out all the time. You just get $5,000 at a strip club. This sounds terrible, but like...

When you're popular, everything's free. He doesn't. I mean, I don't want to sound like... Not everything, but yeah. I don't have to pay for anything. You might get more things for free. I don't have to pay for anything. But I just don't want to sound like a dick. But yeah, everything's free. But okay, but... Yeah, I'm just trying to think. So that's why I mentioned earlier, like, why don't you pivot more towards that influencer fighting game? Because deep down, I wouldn't be able to live with myself on my deathbed if I just went and fought YouTubers. I want to fight the best...

And listen, if I lose, I lose. Also, the influence comes from being a fighter. Like, I know personally, like, Conor's a great example. When I know Conor's interested in fighting again, all of his businesses mean more. The alcohol means more. You know what I mean? He's a winner in that influencer fighting group thing. What I'm trying to say is, like,

Conor is a brilliant businessman regardless of whether he's fighting or not. But when he's also fighting, it makes all those other businesses more exciting for some reason. When Tom Brady is now retired, Tom Brady promoting an athletic shoe as a guy who's retired isn't exciting. Even when he was going, Conor's such a good salesman. He can sell you a fucking guy. He can do it. He can do it. What I'm trying to say is he's smart enough to know that if I'm in this game. Yep.

I can run it up. That's the source of the influence. But he has fuck you money now. Bro, it's crazy. He has fuck you money. It's crazy. And what I kind of like about it is he's saying fuck you. He loves the fight. He's on the boat, bro. Oh, yeah. No, like he's enjoying the money. He should. Some people do it and they get fucking buttoned up and they don't say what they want to say anymore. You see him on the yacht.

He's only got, look at my Lamborghini boat. You're not going to take it with you when you go, bro. Thank you. You got to enjoy it. You got to enjoy it. But my thing is that the influencer fighting scene is just as popular as the real fighting scene. Yeah, bro, but I don't got no fight. Listen, when I'm on my dip bed, I ain't telling my kid I beat Logan Paul, bro. So this is more legacy stuff. I don't care about that shit. I want my legacy. This isn't just making money. But I hear what Alex is saying, which is like, if you can make more money. If I want to care about the money, yeah, you're right. But I care about when I'm...

I'm like, okay, I was UFC champion. What did I achieve in my life? Exactly. When you're looking back and reflecting. Like me beating Logan Paul is what? Who cares? You know what I mean? In reality, it doesn't matter. Have you thought about if you don't win at all? Do those thoughts creep in? I mean, it's the same. Do those thoughts like-

I mean, it sounds like terrible, but it's not a real fight. It's a boxing fight. Like, I'm a jiu-jitsu guy. It wouldn't affect your ego. No. Interesting. Listen, because I know I could choke him out in 30 seconds. So you're saying... It's like Nate Diaz when I against Jake. It's like, he can't really fight. He can't. Like, fight me in a real fight then. If you beat me in MMA, then you could be like, okay. You know, an interesting thing happened. There's a reason he's picking a jiu-jitsu guy. I've never boxed before here. When...

When Nate fought Leon Edwards. Shout out to Leon who was on the pod. And Nate fought Leon Edwards. And with about a minute left, he caught him with that left hook. Or no, straight. It was a straight left. He like did a slap and a straight left. And then he pointed at him. And he pointed at him. And Leon struggled to make it through the rest of the end of the round. And Nate goes, if this was on the street. Yeah, he did. He did.

You're dead. It's the same thing when he knocked out Nate in the fight. Jake, if you were to go on top of him, Nate would triangle him. So it's like boxing is like, what is it? It's so stupid, but whatever. But I guess what I'm trying to say is like having that perspective on fighting. Like to me, I'm looking at this like Nate goes, I view myself as a fighter. And there are restrictions to my ability to fight in this certain scenario. And given those restrictions, you got to win today. But we both know, you and I as men know. Exactly. What could have happened. Dude, you're good at this, fuck.

Bro. He's telling it better than me. I'm just saying, so I understand your... What is this? Zins, bro. The real zins. But it's the jefe, dog. Stop it. Don't we have some zins? I don't trust the zins. Why would I ever give you anything fake? Why would you ever give me anything fake, bud? That's real. That's fucked up. You caught my watch. I'll take your zins. You think I'm...

I can do three at one time. Dude, don't do three. I can do four. I can do two on the top, two on the bottom. Do you want two? Bro, upper deckies, dude. Upper deckies are crazy. How much do you put in? Just one. Really? And then I take it out every 15 seconds and set it on my fucking, what's it called?

Ah, fuck it, man. Do you guys can't do two? No, I love Zenz. I've tried to get all of them. Go to two. Come on. I'm not doing it. Come on. I'm going to take it out and put it right here. I rest it like a cigarette. You just take it out? Yeah, in and out. Every once in a while. Okay. Should we get back to the fun shit? We went sad for a little bit.

No, this is the beauty of conversation. Like waking up being like, all right, who hates me on Twitter today? Walking down the street being like, does that guy want to fight me? No, now I'm good with whatever it is. Serious question. Yeah. You have a kid now. I'm not taking any shots. Do you think about when you think about legacy? Also, I saw the dad thing and I was so fucking. It's a crazy feeling. It's crazy.

It's crazy. I get goosebumps even thinking about it. Yeah, it's a crazy feeling, man. Has it changed your perspective on anything in terms of lifestyle, anything like that? Lifestyle and also when you clearly think about legacy and that's something... Legacy, 100%. I can tell that's something you want to tell your kids. Because kids are a mirror, right? Like everything that...

That's kind of what I hear is that your kid exposes who you are because they start copying the things that you do. So does that make you reassess kind of the trolling aspect of it and there's no lines? I don't know. I haven't thought that far. Does it make you – Connor has kids and he still does his thing. I mean I think when you explain to them like, listen, this is a fight business. It's like any other job. I'm not like – people – there's not one person that's ever met me and be like, oh, this kid's a scumbag.

No one. You know a lot of people that know me. I'm the nicest person ever. But when it comes to business, business is different. So maybe I guess explain that to him. I don't know. But do you care about legacy for your kid or legacy for yourself? Both. Now it changes things. If it's for your kid. Sometimes when you do those extra rounds, I see his face. But the kids like these fucking influencers more than they do the fucking fighters. Yeah.

Wait, you're saying in training? Yeah, like sometimes when the rounds are getting hard, I think about, like, I look at him, like, yo, like, he's going to have to see me fight. Like, you know, I want to win. So he pushes me harder. Yeah, 100%. And, dude, there's a weird feeling. Like, when you put your kid on your chest and there's no one there, bro, it's a weird feeling. You got to go skin to skin, right? Get the heartbeat. Primitive feeling, bro. So then it just gets you right. Is your mom, like, super involved? Is she so fucking excited? It makes me happy. I said this, that the most, like...

The thing that made me the happiest is seeing how happy she is when she's with them. I mean, is this her first grant? Oh, so she's like through the moon. And that makes me happy because she goes through a lot. I like seeing that. They say that grandchildren are the gift that you give your parents for raising you. Yeah. I'm going to cry a lot, so. No, but they get to finally, they get to just pour love into a human being. And I think it's crazy for them to see their legacy. You know what I mean? Like passed down.

It's a weird thing. It's crazy. And they get to have a kid without the same responsibility. Yeah, exactly. They get to be just loved. No discipline, no structure. I don't have a girl, but my baby mom is very understanding. Oh, really? She's very cool. When I'm at training camp, she knows and I go see him. She's so cool. Now, that's not public. You haven't shared. That's probably a better... It's not because of me, though. I don't want to hide her. I don't care. But she just doesn't like public stuff. I didn't get that.

that. Would you try again? Oh, I thought that was her. That was what she called it? Yeah, that was crazy. Yeah, yeah, so that's her. That's her, not me.

Oh, man. Good for you. Crazy. Good for you. Definitely came at a crazy timing, but I guess life does weird things sometimes. What is that thing that people always say? There's never the perfect time? I guess so, yeah. I mean, there's a lot going on right now in my life. Yeah, but maybe that's good. Yeah, but maybe it's always the perfect time. Control the chaos, right? It's never when you want it, but it's always on time. Do you believe in God? Yeah, I do. 100%. I definitely do now after all the things I went through. Really? Yeah, because I shouldn't be alive. Really? Yeah. Rekindled your faith?

A hundred percent. Yeah. I mean, someone's looking after me for sure. Because I mean, I don't want to get... I went through some terrible things, you know? I don't know. I don't want to get too deep because I always say I don't want to talk about this stuff. You don't have to talk about anything. I definitely came out the other side somehow. But, you know, it is what it is. Really? Yeah. You find yourself praying more? Not praying more. I just...

The leaving in something higher. Yeah, I guess so, yeah. That is crazy to come out of it and then have a child. Yeah, and I get scared because what happens if I fall back into that? Well, now you have another reason not to. Yeah, I know, but those are those extra two rounds where you're like, all right, let's dig deep. Yeah, exactly. Because you can't. A little man can't have that. I know.

I dealt with it. My dad was, my real dad was alcoholic and he ruined it. He was a 9-11 and after that he became an alcoholic and recently he passed on. You saw Logan was making fun of it like a scumbag. He called me a scumbag but he was saying stuff about it. It looked like that hurt you.

What has changed, like...

Like you went through a point in time, right, when your knee was all fucked up, where you couldn't kill people. You had the ability to. But the reality is there might be a guy with no fucking experience at all. And because you're hobbling around, could catch you, drop you. You go from this point where you're walking around the city and you're looking at pretty much every dude and you're going, there's a 99% chance.

that if we start wrestling, I could probably tap him out. I imagine. I think even one leg, that's the thing that fits me off. Even one leg, I mean, obviously it's hard, but I could probably go still. Maybe you could, but there's also a chance where maybe you could. Yeah, I mean, these thoughts go through your mind. I can't imagine what's starting to happen to your psyche. Do you start feeling insecure? Do you start feeling like... I'm not insecure because I was just...

I'm I don't know like when you're a fighter about like I could have one leg one arm I'm still like I'm that guy, you know, and I in the alcohol helps that alcohol gives you that confidence that you're the fucker When you're not I mean look at the guys that drink that who they get knocked out like it just gives you that confidence You know and then post you're doing other shit. It's just like yeah, I don't know but you're right though Have you felt insecure about other things?

I think we all do, right? 100%, we do. Yeah, I mean, everybody has insecurities, but- And is that weird? Cuz most people feel insecure and then they don't have this- Spotlight. Not even spotlight, they don't have a nuclear option.

Which is sometimes good. The people who feel insecure often want to, they either internalize that insecurity and they want to hurt themselves or they project that insecurity on other people. They want to hurt other people, right? So, but a lot of times those people don't have the ability to hurt other people. Yeah. A fighter does. And you see some of these fighters, they go out and they're getting in fucking bar fights or they knock some guy out.

I don't think that's right. I mean, I wouldn't hurt an innocent person. But sometimes I would say, yeah, maybe I was drunk and some guy was talking shit to me. There was one time a guy was like,

rich dude buying 42. He was a Muslim. He didn't drink. He would just buy and pour it. He was pouring out. I swear, that was his thing. He poured it on my shoes and I just fucking went after him. I was like, yeah, I got into a fight with the whole Rangers team, actually. Really? I think it was the Rangers or it was the Oilers. So we're at the club and... Dude, hockey dudes like to party. But no, they get to fight. You know what I like about them? Because it's part of the game. Yeah, so like the owner, it was a bounce. Yeah. So the owner introduced me to his brother and his girl was there and his girl was on the side.

And the guy kept bumping into her. And I went like, yo, bro, watch out. You know, it's a girl. And then he did it again. So I kind of like pushed him. And he was like, yo, what the fuck? So this time, now I know. Don't let anybody get close. So he came and I fucking just tossed this dude into a fight. And then his whole team came. And they like tried to attack me. And I took like a vodka bottle. I was like, yo, whoever's coming close, I'm whacking. And we started just like fighting. And then like the driver that drove me home drove them home. They were like, yo, that was awesome. They loved it. They were like all cool about it.

The hockey dudes. Yeah, they love it. And the coolest thing about them is that like most people don't know that they're hockey players when they go to the club. Yeah, there's like normal white dudes. They can look like normal fucking white dudes at parties. So they get to be in the club anonymous and they go after it. A basketball player's in the club?

Yeah. Seven feet. Everybody knows who the fuck they are. But the thing is, he's bumping into a woman. He's shit-faced drunk. And I was like, bro, come on. Of course. He was being an asshole. So I was like, yo, come on. And then he tried to come towards me in an aggressive way. No, I'm not saying you did anything wrong. I'm just saying they might have the perfect level of fame and money. The thing is, I don't know about fame. I have no idea any of those guys. That's the fun. That's the fun. You got all the money. Think about it. When you go out now to a bar, people know who you are. If you act like an asshole-

People, TMZ, whatever. People will fuck with you just to be an asshole. A hockey dude, you think that's just a frat dude, but he's got 10 million in the fucking bank. He's playing a professional sport. Like, they might have figured out. They might have figured out, like, athlete fame. But doesn't every athlete want to be famous? Just pick an unpopular sport, and you got it. Dude, stop taking it out. I got two in right now. Yeah, but you're a savage, bro. Also, I'm drinking. I just dropped it in the fucking tequila. Oh, that'll help. It makes it, yeah. Yeah, that'll help. Anyway, okay. What is the most...

This is a hard one. I can't answer it. I don't know. Maybe winning a world championship in jiu-jitsu. First one? Yeah. Because you did it, what, it was four times? Four times. Yeah, and then I won the Pan Ams at Black Belt, and then I didn't really compete too much at Black Belt. Okay. The first Brown Belt world championship. Yeah. And the kid that I tapped twice has won the world at Black Belt five times. What's his name? Gabriel Arches. There's a bunch of guys that I beat who won the world's league at Black Belt. Okay, so you win in that moment. Yeah.

That's like better than drugs, bro. Okay, after the victory, the first moment you're by yourself, what is that feeling? Dude, it's like I'd never done heroin, but I can imagine that's what it feels like. Do you finally feel fulfilled? That's like the kind of serotonin or dopamine rush that is so... I can't wait for it again when I knock Logan out. That's just that feeling of just... But do you think knocking Logan out will give you that same feeling? I think it will because I haven't fought in so long. It's just that... So being back to a fight. I love competition. But explain that feeling. Explain that to people. It's literally like...

The best opening. Like, I can't explain. It's just amazing. Are you proud of the work you put in? Yeah, just everything, bro. Your body's beat up, but you just feel so good. Were you with Marcelo? Yeah, I was. And do you, like, have a moment with him at all? Do you guys, like, hug and fucking embrace? At the time, it was my best friend, ex-best friend, and, like, it was just, like, such a great moment. And then your mom's so proud of you. Everybody's proud of you. Was your dad there? Mm-hmm.

Me and my dad had a weird relationship, but he would watch. He was drinking at the time, so I didn't really associate with him too much. So your mom is going crazy. My son's going crazy. Everybody. Your best friend is going crazy. You know it is, too, because at the time, they believe in me, but now everybody's like, oh, this guy's in one of the worlds and stuff like that. So it was a cool feeling to prove people wrong. So you think of wrestling. Sorry, can I ask you a question about drinking? You said you're going to drink again at some point. Yeah.

Why? If it's in your... I love booze. Because I also have... I love booze. It's awesome. Because I also have it in my genetics, and I have family members who drank, stopped, and were like, I just want to prove to myself I'm not an alcoholic and I can drink. The thing is, the hardest part is I love drinking. I really do love it. You don't love drinking. You love what it provides. And it is nice because it... This is like a rehab. No. Because honestly, I think there's... We talk about this on the pod. There's utility to alcohol. Like,

I think alcohol allows people to connect. You can have that drink and go home and not drink. I'm not like that. You like to go after it. Which is why I asked my question. I used to go to the bar and I ordered 30 shots for everybody. I would do it at every bar. I ordered 30, 40 shots. I'd just get everybody drunk. Were you that way before the injuries? Injuries?

No, I was more of like a sipper. I used to do the fake in the club, put my tongue on it, pretend I was drinking. No, no, I have that too. Drake taught me that. Wait, what? Yeah, so I asked him one time, because usually whenever I meet someone that's very high up, I always ask him, it was that excess. And I was like, dude, how do you deal with the alcohol and controlling things? He was like, you know what? Tomorrow I have to do something, or I have a studio, or I have a song I have to make. He goes, when these guys give me drinks, right over the shoulder.

He goes, he goes, this is a long time ago. He was like, you just got to know when you have to like do your own, like you have to do your shit. Every successful person is like that. Where the priority in their life is the success and the drive. Some of the best advice I ever got.

And instead you just lost 30 shots and you just drank them all. Yeah, wow. Why don't you just say no instead of making a mess? No, I'm making a whole thing. It's hard. The vibe gets fucked up. And you want the vibe. You want the energy. The whole reason you're there is for the social camaraderie. And if you're opting out, then everyone's like, wait, you're faking it? It's so hard. Yeah, I was doing that in my 20s because I was driving. So it's like, no, I cannot keep doing these shots. I'll be like, yeah, let's go, let's go. Yeah.

I used to do the one where I would take it, but then leave it and then throw it in the little ice thing. And then it got to a point where I was just taking everything. And then you got to make the face after. Everybody else is drunk, no one knows. But that is true. You look at the people who are uber successful, and I imagine in your run, when you were just winning world championships, I can't imagine you were partying. I didn't start drinking until I was 23. There you go. Of course. Dude, I...

I was thinking about this fucking yesterday. It's so weird that we're talking about this now. I didn't drink from 21 to like 30. Really? 10 years I didn't drink. When we met. I don't think I'm where I'm at today. You don't drink because of religion, right? No, I had alcoholism in my family, but also it just didn't seem like it was worth the cost. You don't think you would be where you were without? No. Really? And I...

I don't think that I wouldn't be successful, but what alcohol steals from you is the next day sometimes. Yeah, I used to get hangovers for two, three days. Exactly, now you can't train. Now you can't, not even training, your body can't recover. I don't know about you, but I used to get the worst anxiety. Because of drinking or before?

I think I had the anxiety when I was drinking. Yes. And I think it just amplifies in the morning. You know what helps with anxiety? More drinking. Alcohol, yeah. And then the morning, and you're like, oh, shit. I don't drink before I go on stage. Yeah, never. Never, not a single drink. Really? And then afterwards, I'll have one, and I think it's like the quickest way to like decompress. Not if I'm doing like a spot in the city, but like a big show. Yeah. And it's fun to like get into the vibe. And that camaraderie you were talking about, Mark, like just being out with everybody and celebrating. It's so nice. It is so fun. Yeah.

Pacino said this. It was a quote. He said, they asked him, what's your favorite part about acting? In the back of the day, they used to say like the drink after. So that was like the thing. Because we accomplished something. You accomplish something as a group. And I think that's the cool thing about like, especially with martial arts is that you can't train alone. You need...

With jujitsu, there's a guy that's trying to choke you out every day. And because of that, you can get good. So that victory isn't yours. It's everybody. You don't do it yourself. And you see it with the good teams, especially in MMA, like with Izzy's team. Can you imagine the pressure of being him? Yeah, he deals a lot, man. He's fucking... Sustaining, man. Yeah, it's tough. That's the thing. Like guys at his level, Conor's level, like everybody can give you advice. Or Jon Jones. Like you can give advice to those people.

But you haven't not you one fighters is hard to because they're just animals pro to imagine what you need up here to get in The ring someone's gonna try to kill you sometimes so to have that perspective imagine taking yourself from this primal War state. Yeah to just I need to be a normal person. Yeah, it's hard That's why fighters. It's just like we're crazy like Mike Tyson like all these guys brothers just but look what these guys do eventually afterwards Yeah, the Mike Tyson that feels like his life afterwards is

has been trying to remove those primal instincts that made him so successful. Control the monster. He talks about it all the time. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know, man. Have you met Mike at all? I was supposed to. I was supposed to fly to Vegas to do a show, but they wanted me to come for one day. And then he went and he fell on my knee. I was like, no, I'm good. But I always wanted to meet Mike. That'd be awesome. Why do you think that we all have so much admiration? The Rock follows you. Okay. That's my fucking childhood. That's the reason I am. Are you a wrestling guy? Dude, I grew up on that attitude area. You're crazy. Why do you think I talk all this shit? I talk. Okay, so who are your guys? Growing up? Yeah. DX. I was a Rock.

So you come up in rock era, nothing before? Bro, when me and my friends used to argue, because it used to be on TV, Rock and Austin, the pay-per-views, I thought it was real. I swear to God. I used to be like, yo, I thought it was a real fight. And then when I found out it was fake, I stopped watching. And then I started going to MMA, obviously. But I loved wrestling. I was an attitude-era guy. I loved everybody, like, Stone Cold. The Rock was my guy. The Rock took over. You and your friends ever do this, like, hey, man, what do you want to eat? And then you go, it doesn't matter! The Rock was the fucking man, bro. The greatest.

Bro, we went to the WWE and it was actually me and him and they gave us, like, Rey Mysterio gave us front row tickets, right? And then they were like, we just got there. He was like, yo, they want you to come in the back to meet them. And he's just telling us stories and stories. He's like, you guys want to watch the wrestling? I was like, no. I was like, I just want to hang out with you. Yeah, dude, we got to hang out with Triple H. Fucking Vince McMahon was there. All the wrestlers. That guy impresses me. That guy fucking impresses me. Dude, he is the nicest human being. Triple H or Rey Mysterio?

Oh, Ray Mysterio. Yeah. Dude, I never, he was like, whatever I need, he introduced me to everybody. If you want this, that, like here, I'll bring you to this guy. Like, dude, he was so nice. I think we're on our third Ray Mysterio by now, though. We don't really know. We don't really know. We don't really know. He had his mask off and everything. Shit move.

He was so cool. It was actually like he brought me back to my childhood. Nicest celebrity that you met or the person that you met and you're like, wow, you lived up to the expectation of you. Logan Paul. Connor. Connor is a fucking man.

I love Conor. Drake. Isn't it fucking nice when you admire somebody and then you meet them and you're like, I see why you are where you are. But there's some people that you meet and you're like, you're a fucking scumbag. It's fucking hard. And even as a guy who will always take shots at Drake, there's no question he belongs exactly where he is. No, but have you ever met him?

No. He's like the nicest dude ever. He seems like a brilliant... Yeah, he was like, yo, take my number if you ever want to like go up and talk about shit. I was like, dude, that's awesome. Like, you're so nice. It's a really smart way to approach a guy like him. But you hang out in the city a lot. You ever met Leo? No. He's also a very cool guy. He's more like...

So that's the thing with these guys that have been famous since they're young. He's what? I don't know, 10 years. But that's another thing with these guys that are famous since they're young. Leo's been famous since he's like, what, 15 or 16 years old or something like that? He's a little bit harder to, but you know, I give him respect because after my dad's funeral, I took his two brothers out and I told him about it. And I was like, oh, it's just two brothers. And he was giving them shots. And they were like, obviously, because they don't go out. They're older guys. And they were having the best time of their life in the world.

He like, I don't know, he gave them a moment, which he didn't have to. Like, you know what I mean? As who he is, obviously, they're going to be like, and like going through what they're going through. Yeah. And he was like giving them shots. He's like, I'm sorry about this. And he was so nice. And I was like, any upcoming fighter I introduce him to, he always gives them the time. Really? Tells them about MMA. He's a really, really good dude. Really? Yeah, he's awesome. You never met him? No. And I love hearing stories about people. Yeah. Because it is so easy to...

To be nice to somebody, especially when you have a little bit more fame and clout, because the smallest thing means so much more. So when people are famous and assholes. I think it's when you know someone that knows them and they kind of introduce you that they're a little bit more okay with it. I think if you're just some random dude that just vetted. You're like qualified. Yeah, you're vetted. You probably deal with that too. If some random guy tries to be your, like, you know, I try to make sure that that moment.

I am the nicest that I can be, especially if they come genuine. They're coming up to me like, hey, man, I love what you do. I listen to you. I watch all your clips. That means a lot to me. Yeah, of course. And that's the only reason why we have this. I'm like that too. If someone's like, I'm a big fan, I'll be like, yo, I'll buy you a shot. You ever turn down a picture or anything? You know, I don't. That's a yes. I actually don't, but sometimes when I'm not in a good mood and I'm walking to training or something, I don't know.

Maybe I have but I try not to you know, because it makes them so happy and nowadays guys are like freaking out Like I'm fucking the wrong. Oh my god. I can't like let this guy down. He's a grown-ass man. Yeah screaming like fanboying I can't you know, that's the other thing is like, you know as a dude It's a vulnerable thing to walk up to another dude and give him praise like a lot of guys have ego and I remember being like a exactly and I'm still like I for certain people I like that. I met the rock. I probably be like I probably won't be able to talk. I

Yeah. Dude, I idolized him growing up. That's why I like him. What Conor did with MMA, I think The Rock did. Well, Stone Cold helped him. I'm not saying that Stone Cold didn't also, but the way that The Rock became larger than the sport. Yeah. The Rock is now the biggest movie star. Yeah. There haven't been a lot of wrestlers who have done that. The reason I talk so much shit is because of him. Because I grew up watching him. I probably wouldn't be how I am now.

Like my banter and everything would have been the same if I didn't watch him growing up. Like he had such an influence on me. Like from how old I was for how many years watching him on TV, like made me like, I don't know, I love that shit, you know? Did you get the book? Do you remember when he... I had everything. He bought the book. I remember we lined up to go meet him. He was signing his book at Tower. This is how old I am. Tower Books. Remember in the city, there's a place called Tower Records.

I went to go meet the Hardy Boys. I waited in line for the Hardy Boys. I have a picture with Jeff. Cooler one. Oh, yeah. I mean, at the time, I don't remember too much. And why do you think that we're so drawn to wrestling figures? I think back then. Now these guys are cheesy as fuck. I wouldn't say that. I think that there's guys like... The only guy now is L.A. Knight. Back then, there weren't that many guys that were outspoken and like with the bio. L.A. Knight is a man that you guys watch? No. L.A. Knight, bro? No, he's... He has the biggest pop...

- Jinder Mahal is my guy. - Oh, stop it. - He's in NXT now. - That's my guy. - But I think that's why we liked wrestling back in the day, 'cause there really wasn't social media. There wasn't that many people that just outworn shit. - Can you play the sound because it's a YouTube video?

And we didn't have as many entertainment options. Yeah. That's a good point. You guys want to fucking drink and chill? This is like a fucking hangout. This is awesome. This is the greatest hang. I just feel like this is not all going to be like, it's going to get cut. This is the greatest hang on the internet. Really? Yes. And then they'll get to know who you really are. Yeah. And you will see the reaction. Did you see fucking Joe's thing on me? That's actually the first thing that comes up. What did he say? Can you play this out? Yeah, I can pop it up.

It's my laptop, bro. Me and Joe were really close, you know? And then he doesn't have me on. It's messed up. He did give me eight tickets front row to his fucking show at MSG. Because he's the fucking man. Eight tickets. Yeah. Eight is a big ass. Eight is a big ass. I was scared to send it.

But he's not a striker. He's an elite grappler. His grappling is fucking amazing. I mean, he's really fucking good. Yeah. On the ground, he's sensational. Feels good, huh? That kid has some fucking serious jiu-jitsu. Feels good, huh? Buddy, I'm getting my ass handed to me in these prize picks. What are you talking about? 0-3, baby. That's what I'm talking about, bro. Singlock is broken. What did we say? We said you just...

Do the opposite of what you do. Yo, that is honestly the move. So don't change anything. I'm going to keep. Keep your sing locked. Yes, 100%. And then the audience watching or listening right now should know that and then choose the opposite. There's actually a great Seinfeld episode about this. Don't bring up Seinfeld. I hate to do this to you. Don't you dare bring up Seinfeld. It's 100%. It's the opposite. It's a great classic Seinfeld episode. Give me the damn picks right now. I'm keeping the same ass.

locks I had is last week. Travis Kelsey and Justin Jefferson more or less than half of a touchdown meaning they get one touchdown. I'm keeping it more. Both of them again. I'm running it back. I fucked up last week. I don't know how Travis Kelsey didn't catch one with Taylor Swift in New York. I know how. Ryan Reynolds was there. I know how. Blake Lively was there. How?

That pressure got to him. Pressure got to him? Well, I'm trusting him next year. Okay, that's fair enough. Okay, what else you got? Those are the two. Travis Kelsey, Justin Jefferson, both. And they're playing each other. Okay, guys, if you go to prizepicks.com, you get a 100% deposit matchup to $100 with the promo code SHULTS. That's S-C-H-U-L-C. That means you put in $100.

You get 100 matched by prize pick. So make sure you go do that right now. Get your picks in. Plenty more options for you to pick from. Hit that more or less. Go with your gut. Go with your saying lock. Go with your Schultz lock. Whatever you need to do, but go with it. Get that bread and use Schultz. Now let's get back to the show. We need him to cut a promo. Ask him why.

Dylan Dennis is gonna beat Logan Paul. Okay. Do this good. You're on camera. Why? Get the mic close. Hold on. You can take it out if you want to. This is your moment. This is your rock moment. Okay. Come on. Get over here. Come over here. Come over here. Come over here. Come over here. Take Alex's seat. You're doing so good when you fucking do it. Stand right here. We have him. How's the light? Okay.

And ask him the question so you can tee him up. Okay. Why is Dylan Danis going to beat Logan Paul? In a fight, in a real fight, nothing unravels quicker to a fighter when they realize they're in a fight with someone tougher than what they appeared the fight was going to be.

And Logan, he has no clue. He's got no clue, like, what he's doing, how tough Dylan is, how trained he is, who he's training with, who his coaches are. That's a mystery to the whole world. No one knows that shit. So, like...

No, you're not doing this again. How are you doing in the room? Go, do your other shit. Come on, we practiced this. You trying again? You want to try it again? Try it again. Try it again. Do the one you did. Do the mic thing again now. We're keeping this in, but we're going to do it again. Okay, ready? Ready, ready? You want us in? Do you want to fake Rolex? Do you want to fake Rolex? Come on. Okay, ready? You got this. We're in the room and you're screaming. We are on your side.

- Scream. - No, no, you can scream. - Scream. - You can do whatever you want. This is your fucking moment, right? - Go. - And why is Dylan Danis gonna beat Logan Paul? - In a fight, nothing unravels quicker for a fighter when they're in a fight

than what they think it's going to be. And he has no clue what Dylan's doing nowadays. He doesn't know who he's training with, how his training's going. I can't take him serious with the magician thumb. It's the magician thumb. I can't take it serious. I feel like he's going to make a napkin disappear. I got to sit down over there. You also said the exact same thing four times. I need the WWE. There we go. There we go. Go with the WWE thing. He needs the sunglasses. Okay, you want the sunglasses? Where are my sunglasses? Hey, I

I like his advice. I think this is a good advice. Where are my sunglasses? That's what he needs. Do what he's telling you to do, that WWE thing. Do the WWE promo. Do you want to walk out? Cut a promo, baby. You can walk out. Yeah, you can walk out. Yeah, walk out. No, do it. This is good. Right here. This is good. Bring it. Come on. This is your moment. You're going to get millions of views. You fucking got this. We got your back. We're going to get millions of views. No, because everyone knows that you

No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Let's go. Ready? Ready? Guys. Why? Let's go. Why? Oh, now I'm feeling it. Oh, shit. Why is WWE going to beat Logan Paul?

In a fight. God damn it, dude. What the fuck? Cut a promo. Cut a promo. He's a fucking fake fighter. This motherfucker fought his whole life. Come on. He's fought for everything he's earned. Go. Go. Yeah. Go. You got this. Okay. Come on, bro. All right. How about this one? Do this one. Do this one. Why is Logan Paul going to beat Dylan Davis? Oh.

Why is Logan Paul? Oh, man. These are the people you got in your corner, bro. Go on, bro. Go on. You got this. You got this. Just like this in the room. Forget it. Forget he's here. Ready? Why is Dylan Danis a proud member of the LGBTQ community? Well, no, no. Not that question. Don't ask him. Ask him the other one that you were doing. The other one was good. Okay, okay, okay. Can it be any question that I have?

Yeah. It could be any question I have. You got to answer it. Cut the promo. Don't stop with the fucking training in this shit. Say he's a fucking real fighter. Come on. Jesus. Cut the promo.

Cut the promo. This is hilarious. He's like, who cares about who I'm training with? Go. Why does Dylan Danis have the longest foreskin in jiu-jitsu? Oh, yeah. That's gi jiu-jitsu right there. That's long, bro. That's long, bro. You got to grab that foreskin. Bro, come on. Talk. Can't go without his Armenian pound belt. Come on. Go.

I have to have the question. Okay, ready? Dylan, I'll start drinking again. Jesus Christ. I might relapse. I'll start drinking. Ready? Ready? Here we go. Here we go. Why is Dylan Danis going to beat Logan Paul? Yeah.

October 14th, Dylan Downs is going to beat Logan Paul's ass because Logan doesn't have anyone writing the script. This is WWE. Let's go! Let's go! Let's fucking go! So he can't influence the outcome of the fight. Oh, he's done it! He's done it! Let's go, guys!

That was it. He's cooking. Jesus Christ. Oh, shit. I could have hit him, but it was fire. I got goosebumps. I got goosebumps. Jesus. Oh,

Oh, shit. Put that thing back in. I can't even say anything else. Anything else you need to say. There you go. That was it right there. Jesus Christ. He can't influence the outcome of this fight. Here we go. Bars, dude. That was bars. I couldn't hear what you were saying in between, but it sounded good. Bars. It looked good. Bars, bruh.

That was a battle rap right there. It took me a while. It took me a while. Nah, but you got it. The joke's loosened me up. I told you it's hard when you have a camera on you, right? I went in our bedroom. I think it's Andrew Schultz. He's a big deal. Hey, I'm not going to lie. That last one? That last one?

Because the first ones, you scripted the last one. That fucking came from your heart, bro. Cool ass dude. I was doing a movie and then everybody hated it. Are you a good actor? No. It's harder. I don't want to admit it's hard, but it is hard. What kind of movie was it? No, this was like a drama. It's like a Wild West movie.

All right, tell me that my family just died. Okay. But don't laugh. Okay. And then make it serious, like be real. Can we do something else? Okay. Why'd you make it a drama? Because you said it was a drama. Let's do Scarface. Yeah. Oh, there you go. Oh, shit. Am I Scarface? No, you got to be the girl. You got to be the, what's her name? No, I'm Chico. Oh, the brother that always tries to get pussy? No, his boy that calms him down. Chico. He's his boy. That's not his brother? No, Chico. It's not his brother, but it's his best friend. Oh, his best friend who fucks his sister. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I should be on Facebook. So what happened with my sister? What happened with my sister? Listen, Tony. No, no, no, no, Tony. Listen to me.

- What happened with my sister? Because I see the way my sister look. - I understand that. - Like she want to stuff her face with your cock. Why you smiling, eh? Why you smiling? - Listen to me, Tony. - Do you stuff my sister face with your cock? - Listen, Tony. - Why am I listen? - Yeah, listen, yeah, listen. - I cannot listen if you stuff my sister face with your cock. - I love your sister like she's my sister. So I was making sure-- - Okay, make love to her, don't stuff her face. - I was bringing her home to make sure she was safe. She was drunk.

And I didn't want her to drunk drive. You gave my sister alcohol? No, I gave her right home. She was drunk at the club. And then what happened when you go home? Why she come off? I drop her off. Why she say she can't hold her shit in today? Why my sister say she can't hold her shit in today? Because someone put a laxative in her drink. What kind of crazy rape they want to put on laxative? No, I wasn't with her at the club. But what rape you laxative? Tony!

Listen, she was at the club with Chi Chi. Okay, I go pick her up. She needs to go home. I take her a ride and that's it. I don't touch her. I don't touch her. I make sure she gets home safe, Tony. But why is she walking today saying it was eight inches a little to the left? Show it to me now. Show it to me now. Get it hard. Get it hard. You better get it hard. Tony.

Why you raise your voice to me? Let's do a line and we'll become friends again. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's see.

This is so hard. Yo, I think we're actors, bro. Sounds good. I think we're actors, bro. You know what's so hard because it makes me laugh is someone with like a Cuban accent sounds like he's like a fucking the guy from Hangover. What's that guy's name you just interviewed? Oh, Brian. Yeah, yeah. No, Brian Cowlin in fucking Hangover. You sound like that. Why couldn't you do that when you were hiding Jews, bro? Come on. That's what you needed. You got to be able to protect them. You know what it is? It's hard to think on the spot. I don't got lines. Put something on the TV so I know what to read. You did. That was...

Who's your favorite comedian? Patrice O'Neal. Who's that? You've never seen Patrice? I don't know. You would like Patrice. Like Pete Davidson? As a stand-up? Yeah. I think he's actually a good actor. I don't know him as much as an actor, but when Pete was coming up, he was so fucking funny. And you have to understand, he was so young. Yeah. He's kind of like that Matt Rife kid. He's killing it right now. Matt Rife is murdering it. You think he's just funny or he's just good looking?

I think it's a great combination. Yeah, and his crowd work is great. He's good. Matt's been in it for a long time. He was doing Stamps when he was like 16. Yeah, he was on like In-N-Out. Has anybody ever tried a heckling? In-N-Out? In-N-Out.

What was it called? Wildin' Out. Wildin' Out. I was on it. I caught it. I caught it. I caught it. Oh, who else is there? He really stuck that. That Kill Tony thing is hard. I don't know how they do that. You have to be quick with it. That's the best show on YouTube right now. Yeah, it's great. Kill Tony is the best show on YouTube. It's great. Is it true the story about him that he was worried about his voice, that he wasn't going to be a good comedy?

like a stand-up comic. And then Rogan talked him into it because he was so funny. But he was worried about his voice not sounding good. I never heard that. I never heard that. How do you know this story? I just... I saw it on Rogan, I think. He was like... His voice was in a stand-up comedy voice. And then Rogan was like, dude, you're too funny. Like, you have to do it. Get out of here. I think so. This might be all bullshit. All I know is that right now...

Kill Tony clips are dominating YouTube. He's hilarious, bro. And the show is, it's like perfect for long form and short form. You can watch a minute of somebody and you can watch an hour and a half or however long. Shane Grill's thing is funny as fuck. He fucking murdered it. Did you see the thing with Ric Flair on it?

Bro. Dude, he got uncomfortable. I think they needed to explain to Rick what the show was. He was like, I don't like to put people down. And it was really awkward. I felt bad for him, to be honest. It looked really, really, really weird. And then they were making jokes and he was like, I'm out of here. I just think he didn't get the show. Also, I don't think he's... He might not be all there. He was also drinking a little and I think he was like, I'm going to bed. Yeah. To see him really, really... It got to the point of must-see, like...

television where it's like people tune in the moment it drops. It's like that shit is. It's so good. And also like David Lucas and Tony's banter is like what late night hosts used to have with their co-hosts. This is that on ecstasy. You know what I mean? Like the late night hosts, they have to be kind of polite to the person that joined Banter. These motherfuckers are being savages. But I think because they just now is just like

Who cares about getting canceled? Just fucking say what you're going to say. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's awesome to see what they built. And that's another thing. People are going to find that show now. Would you ever do skit stuff? Like SNL? Yeah. I mean, skits I think are awesome. Would they ever come for you for SNL? Would I do SNL? Yeah. You're a New York guy. I wouldn't want to be a cast member on SNL. He has too many Asian accents out there. No, I just don't want to do...

The sketches on SNL. I have no interest in that. Zero. Have they ever came to you? When I was young in my career, I got asked to audition for SNL. Yeah. But now I'm just like, no. I understand the show is like an institution in New York. Yeah. So there's like, thanks, bro. So there's like part of you that goes like, oh, wow, like hosting SNL, that means a lot to like us as New Yorkers. But just being an actor on it, it's not something that interests me. Yeah. But Dylan, you got to do stand-up, bro.

No, just like fighting, bro. Scared? Yeah. Really? Because no one laughs. You're fucked. Yeah. What do you do? You learn how to cope with that. No. Especially me. It wouldn't be like some like up and comer that gets roasted. It'd be like Dylan Danis gets fucking. Oh, you would have to deal with the repercussions of bombing. Bro, that's hard. Yeah. The good thing. You're going to write my jokes? I would help you if you wanted to do a minute. I would help you. Do you write jokes?

Like for other people? No. But I would do it for you. Like we could work on something funny. You didn't give him any lines. You gave Logan all his lines. When he did the monologue. I said that in the thing. No, I never gave Logan lines. He was like, what do you mean? What's bad about getting lines? I don't know what he said. In the face of things. I was like, Andrew Schultz writes all your shit. No, I didn't write anything for him. He wrote for the monologue on his episode. I'm being dead ass. I didn't write anything for him. When he did the monologue here on the show, of course. But like when he's doing yours, no.

Again, you have to understand, I told Logan the same thing that I told you. But you're closer with him, right? I'm closer to him probably than I'm closer to you, but we still talk. I told Logan that too, and I said, listen, what I want to do is I want you both to make the most money on this fight. At this point, I didn't know that you weren't getting a piece. So I told him, I was like, listen, I want to have you on and I want to have Dylan on. We've been trying to get you on for fucking... Stop it.

Are you going to cap right now? I'm not going to cap. Come on. You're hard to deal with. Are you going to cap right now? You big dick me all the time. Are you going to cap right now? You big dick me all the time. Be honest. Have an honest moment. For the kids, I fight. You were like, no, no, no, you're not going to fight. Did you fight? I asked you to come on. Did you fight? I asked you to come on. Did you fight? I asked you to come on. Did you fight?

I asked you to come on after the look and you were like, you're not going to fight. No. No, I didn't say that. I said, are you really going to fight? It's a big deal. I do big numbers anyway. I don't care about the numbers. Stop. We don't care about that shit. What I care about is the fact that you're- Don't back him up. No, we don't care about that shit. Someone have my back.

You have my back, though. No, what's most important is... Bro, I just got hooked up with a porn star. I didn't pull through. Come on. Which one? Which one? Which one? You or him? One of you guys. No, not me. It was you. Yeah, you didn't pull through. Shorty we had way back in the day. No, was it... Might have been Daisy Taylor. We got to hook you up, Daisy. You would love Daisy, bro. We got you a Daisy, bro. Hey, listen. Don't do it. Listen. Don't do it. Listen. Don't do it. Listen. And I told her, I'm like, yo, she's charging. I was like, what you want to do? Would you fuck Hulk Hogan with the...

Wait, what? The answer is yes. The answer is 100%. Would you fuck Hulk Hogan? Absolutely, brother. Would you fuck Hulk Hogan with the pussy or would you fuck Megan Fox with the dick? This is actually a fantastic hypothetical. Okay. All-time hypothetical. Head? Head is different. Head is... Let's do head because fuck is different. No, fuck. No, but fuck no. You got to fuck a pussy. So you're going to fuck Hulk Hogan. You're a fucking asshole. Fuck.

Let's do head because head is where everybody really gets on board. Okay, well, make it Fox's face. Obviously, you're going to go make it Fox. I'm talking about fucking. That's what I'm talking about, my boy. So, okay. That's what I'm talking about. Just answer the question. That's what I'm talking about, my boy. Answer the question. So, head, you would take head from a trans woman over a woman that looked like Hulk Hogan? Yes. Head, just head.

What would you do? Fuck, I don't know. That's disgusting. Yeah, that is the most progressive thing you've ever said. But the thing is, I'm attracted to women. If you look like a woman and you're just getting dumb, whatever. Yeah, but Hulk Hogan, even though he has a pussy...

Pussy with that handlebar mustache? So what would you do? That's crazy. No, you got to get the top. No, but you have to fuck. But now let's switch it if you have to fuck. I'll bust Hulk Hogan down. Yeah. I think you got it. I'll bust him down. All right, what would you do? Well, you don't have to worry about Hulk Hogan, I don't think. Make a fuck? I don't think Hulk wants much to do with it. He said make a fuck? Ask him to hook me up with a porn star. He didn't pull through for me. I tried, but I told you. Oh, Lee San didn't want to?

I don't know. He tried. You didn't want to pay. Oh, I had to pay? Yes. How much? Stop it. I'll pay that. I got money. Oh, you didn't say you had to pay. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. I paid for that. Oh, okay. For one night? I told you that. He didn't tell me the price. He did not say this. We're talking crazy right now. He's trying to distract from the fact that we asked him to come on a while ago and he didn't come on. Now you have legit reason to...

I would do that price. Don't let him distract. You had legit reason to fail. What? Your family stuff going on. Oh, okay. So that's why I was like, whatever. Yeah. Totally cool. Yeah. But then after, I said, I'm going to fight Logan. And I said, can I come on? You were like... No, I'm talking post-Logan. Oh. The second was announced. And then you told me the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, yeah, whatever. That's priority. You handle that, obviously. And then...

Some other little fucking gay shit. What are you talking about? I don't know. Is there something? Is there something gay? Between me and you? Don't tell them. They're not my type, bro. I'm sorry. Don't tell them, bro. Come on. Should we act out a scene? Yeah. I'm going to get roped in. I want to know the second time what happened.

Okay. Now, what did? Wasn't there two times he was supposed to come on? I think it was twice. Yeah, there was two times he was supposed to come on. Big time, bro. He canceled on this guy. He got to put him in his place. Oh, shit. This guy's an animal. Oh, shit. This guy's an absolute animal. Oh, shit. This guy's an absolute animal. I know. He's difficult to deal with. Please go, Ed. Please go, Ed.

We are. He's like he's soft punches right now. You know, he is. He's being gentle. You know, he is. I go back with it. I'm good. There you go. There you go. He gave permission. He gave permission.

All right, so we're about to like fucking Ariel Hawane me. Nah, let's just talk about something fun. I thought you and Ariel have a great banter. Yeah, no, I thought you were going to go hard on me right now. No. Oh, bro. That's what he was saying. No, I'm saying he's been nice. What I'm saying is we like you. Yes. Oh, you know I love you. No. What? You're my guy. What? He's my favorite, but you're my second. Hey! Yes, buddy. Have you played with Pussy before? Of course. Oh, hell yeah. I mean, what country?

I never paid for pussy, but I think I've gotten a rub and tug. Oh, shut up. Shut up. Okay, rub and tug. I see you have. Stop it. You think you've gotten a rub and tug? Who forgets? Wait, who hasn't paid for pussy before? Yeah, I know, right? I don't know, because I'm going to get fucking roasted for this. Why is that roast? Because I'm not already down with the girls fucking.

fucking, this is not helping my cause. What do you mean? Because they're all fucking against me right now. Why are they against you? I'm never going to get a fucking girlfriend again. But why are they against you? Because I'm a fucking misogynist that's bullying a girl, whatever it is. No, but if you say you pay for pussy, now you're going to win over all the sex workers. Son, I'm saying, that's supporting an independent businesswoman. That's all that is. That's true.

i mean win them back over because they were upset at you why you see logan's thing with the threesome i had to let in the girl says she stuck a finger in my ass oh that she was fired right no she she tried oh yeah bro same i don't want to figure it out i'm getting head like a figuring that it's not my favorite thing but if she gets down there then it's fine i'm not on all fours like you know what i mean but here's the thing i've had it i don't know it's just funny that he posted that but playing with the ass

I mean, girl, leave my house. I'm not going to say no. No, here's the thing. I was scared to fucking let a girl do it because I was like, I don't know if I want to like this. That's what I said to her. I was like, I'm not prepared for this. Yeah, I'm not prepared for afterwards. The threesome was great, though, for my birthday. It was a birthday gift? I don't know. It was you, her, and her finger? What was the threesome? It was her and another girl that I wanted to bang and then her. And I got just... You used condoms or no?

Dude, you're never going to get me laid again, bro. I can't. Why? Because I'm not talking about it. You think you're the first guy who had unprotected sex? No, it's not that. I know you have unprotected sex. At least once. Yeah, I used protection. You did use protection. Do you switch the protection for the girls or do they just submit to the same protection? No, we all had STD checks. Oh, really? That's how that worked, actually.

Girls got their fucking paperwork on them when they go shit. I guess you could claim defamation for the STD thing Yeah, you have to take it. That's what we get sued back and forth Interesting, but you don't have any STDs. Well, not now. I'm gonna read it. No, I'm joking I'm clean as a we never had the clap or anything the car she'd never have I thought I did and then what happened one of the coolest things I've ever done was very cool. My favorite porn star growing up. I fucked her

This is the rock. It was the coolest thing ever. I didn't pay for it. Who, who, who? Can you say a name? But she was my favorite porn star growing up as a kid. Did she live up to the hype? It was amazing. And she had this tattoo on her leg. I mean, you could look her up, but I don't want to, because I don't want to frown at girls. Pornhub. But yeah, it was one of the coolest things ever. And then she calls me three days later. She's like, oh, I think I have chlamydia. And then so I go in, they give you the shot, and I didn't have it.

Well, you don't know if you didn't have it. You just got the shot. They do the shot and then they do the test just in case you do have it. No, if you get the shot, you don't get the test. But it's all good, dog. We've been there. I'm not shaking hands. I'm never getting laid again. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. We're cutting all this out. Let's go. Wait. I'm suing.

Show her in her presence. We're keeping that in. We're keeping that in, just not her name. No, but the thing is, no girls ever want to fuck me again. I'm trying to go for Kim Kardashian. Do you not know? Oh, you're a median queen. Did you see I tweeted it? What'd she say? She didn't answer, but I'm... I'm telling you, I'm going to marry Kim Kardashian. That's my fucking... That's the number one? Yeah. That's your retirement plan? That's your number one. Not retirement plan, but it could be. No, I just think she's fucking...

amazing the way she you know gets people out of jail they shouldn't be and she's very smart she's a three-time divorcee no she's mother of four she's great that's that's something she does for that number one right there this thing she stands for for the Armenian like wars yeah so there you go oh yeah she really stands what I mean she recognizes dude yeah yeah so that was pretty cool I'm not gonna lie that was one of my cool moments now did it live up to the expectation yeah it was amazing and I fucking

Did she do anything crazy? Did she do anything crazy? Her name is Bleach. Bro, I'm never going to get laid again. We're not doing pictures. Did she do anything crazy? Everything. Did you bust quick? Yeah. Did she bust quick? Huh? Did she bust quick? Did she bust quick? Did you bust quick? No, actually, she was like, you can be a porn star. I'm fucking, I lost her hour. Look at this move that she does. Crazy. Yeah, you're really crazy, bro. You got the footage so quick. I got to find out. You got deep.

I mean, I don't even know this app. This is a different app. I was going to say, while they show a video of a girl, she has a lot of those. No, no, no, no. I wouldn't do it if it was like a normal girl. And I'm not showing it to the thing. She's a porn star. You know what I mean? Well, there it is. There we go. Oh, I think it's that one. There's no camera behind me, is there? No. Is there? No. No. You could show us a picture of somebody you won't say the name of.

Yeah, what's this nuclear thing? I can't show you, bro. I'm in a lawsuit. How? If you don't say the name, we don't know what picture we're looking at. Can you say what it is? No, because I'm like, dude, you're going to get me in jail. Well, I don't want you to go to jail. I think you did that yourself. Oh, you're actually showing me your dick. Yeah. And?

You're not circumcised. I said I wasn't. He said he wasn't. Oh, he's not? Oh, she's just going for it, huh? Look at the spit. Eight and a half? I mean, the spit is so thick and coagulated.

I mean, it's like an ace bandage. I've never seen anything like that. Okay, but, okay. The spit is like... Rate my dick now. I didn't look at your dick, but the spit... You didn't look at my dick. It was barely there. She was covering it with one hand. But hold on, let me just do that. Hold on. Rate it. So I'm not rating your dick. Just rate it. Okay, four in inches.

That's for a talk. He's got to shut the camera. No, no, no, dude, for real. You did have sex with a girl with great spit. Did you ask her how she got that spit? Did she use, like... I don't know what that was, but it was... Sneeze? It was awesome. It looked like sneeze. I think it's leftovers. Dude, it must have been. I think she has COVID. Wait, how thick is it? How thick are you talking now? Dude, you've never seen thick.

This is, that was crazy. That's professional. It barely came out of her mouth. It's professional. It looked like a spider web. Because this is crazy. It feels good. Al's trying so hard to ask to see the video. Show out your dick. Show out your dick. I don't want to see your dick. Just zoom in. Just fucking watch. Crop the dick. Just fucking watch. Stop being gay, dude. Yeah. Oh, she did the fucking super bad shit. Whoa. See, I'm not. Yo, that's crazy.

Thank you. Imagine being 20 and your favorite porn star comes over. Yeah. Pretty awesome. You smell what she smells. How nervous was she? Very nervous. Did you shower? I was young too, so I didn't have that much spit fucking experience, but it's fucking awesome. I'm not gonna lie. She has this famous tattoo on her leg, and it was surreal. That was impressive. Did you DM her? How does this thing get organized? I went through her following, and I found an MMA guy, and I was just like, oh, do you know this girl?

And he was like, oh, she's my neighbor. And he was a fan of mine. He was like, I'll introduce you. In the beginning, she was like, let's go to dinner. And I was like, I'm not being seen. This sounds bad, but I was like, I'm not going to bring you to dinner. So I was like, oh, I'm sick. Can you just come over? And then she was like, the first night she was like, I'm on my period, but I'll take care of you. And I was like, all right. And then she came back. She kept coming back over. Do you think you laid it down? Yeah, for sure. She even says, show me. Get her on it.

I know my game. My game is fucking fire. It's no one around New York. Do you think she faked it? It is. You haven't heard about this? I hear about this. The fun thing is she's famous for like... I've heard about it, bro. I've been on the subway. I've heard people talking. Bro, we run in the same circle. Actually, you don't go out that much. I got to take her out one night.

You see how I look? He don't go out. I get him one night out. We go with Leo. We'll have a great night. Yeah. It's going to be good. We don't need to go with Leo, but you and I can go hang out. What are you doing tonight? You want to go get steak? I'll get you a steak dinner. I don't want a steak dinner. Why? If you go out with Leo, you got to go get dinner. But we can't go get dinner. Let's go get dinner. Nah, but go out with Leo. You go to Dave and Buster's and shit like that. He's scouting. I'm never going to get a girl. Red shirt. Yeah.

Yo, you guys are fucking me over. I'm never getting a girlfriend again. Yeah. Oh, we're fucking you over. I'm trying to do this as entertainment. No one wants to see us do kumbayas here. All right? They want to see fucking dick pics and sex tapes. All right, let's talk about something fun. I know, but I'm just saying, like, people are suing you. Hold on. Let me say something. Let me say something. People don't understand entertainment. There's a reason that we get views. Okay? Okay.

No one wants to hear us fucking talk about fucking bullshit. Yes, they do. And if they don't, we do. Yeah. Okay, yes, there's a certain audience. But listen, when these girls think that I'm talking shit, like when I said I have 1,500 bodies. Do you have 1,500? Just fucking, you know, you're messing up the K-favorite. God damn it. I'm trying to fucking sell, bro. Come on, Vince McMahon, be cool. Yeah, bro, come on.

It's a quote of honor. It's Bushido. It's so funny. It's a long Bushido. Son.

You make people hate you online, but you're so likable. I'm not likable. I'm telling you. Let people love you. Just let the love come in. This guy's starting right now. He's disinterested. He's been on news. He said one word. Real talk, you won him over. He's like this. You won him over. I guarantee you. Why? You didn't like me before? No, I thought your acting was trash. I was mad. I loved you. No, I gotta be real. Did you like him before? No, I liked him when we met him. But then over the three years, I was like, why are you doing all this with this guy's fiance? And now you just won him over. You just lied.

That's not three years, that was like two months. I think it's reasonable to not like you. Yes. I'm saving him. You were on the show, bro code, I'm bro coding him. Fucking goddammit, you're on the show.

He's gonna thank me in a couple years. Every single guy in New York has been with her. Every guy from Keshe, all the promoters, they all messaged me with fucking pictures. I know everything. So is that how you got all the images? Was it just people flooding you with images? Not like that kind of shit, but like, dude, she's been with everybody. But you had an astronomical amount of images. No, it's all online. So people were sending you? No, it's all online, bro. And I can prove that in court. I'm gonna beat him in the ring and then I'm gonna beat him in court.

Best comeback of all time. I hope you're not representing yourself, though. I am. I'm going to be that guy that purposes himself with that murder case. That dude was awesome. I like that guy. He's like, listen, best comeback of all time. No, because I'm pumped up. Jesus Christ. But people don't understand I'm entertaining. Fuck's sake, all these girls are like, 1500 bodies. Like, shut the fuck up. I'm fucking doing entertainment. Yeah. It's like a movie. How many porn stars? Four or five. Who is the best of the five? Like, in what sense?

I mean, conversation. Best combo, yeah. Who had the most dreams? I gotta say, that girl was actually a very cool chick. But the one in London, I didn't know about her. My brother knew about her. So actually, this girl hit me up. She was like, listen, I want to come fuck you. I'm not that famous, but I'm a porn star. And then she shows me her friend. And my brother's like, oh, I know this girl. And we started looking. I was like, listen, I want to fuck your friend. And I was just straight up with her. I was like, I don't want to fuck you. I want to fuck your friend. And she was like, what about both of us? And I was like,

Well, okay. I mean, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, fuck it. Why not? Both of you guys. So the whole time, just on one of them, the other one, I tried to throw to him. She actually ate my ass, and then they were making out, and fucking... Oh, sorry. Wow. Why do I lose all my friends? Yeah.

Why do all my friends die? I'm all alone. I can't fathom. Talking about John, but yes. Oh, I say his name. That's better. You put the acid on John. But yeah, so then I took the other one out of the room. This one was fucking fire. Yo, that is so nasty. You're on the acid. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

It's like a joke you play with your friends. He ate your ass, bro. Well, technically, yeah. I was cracking up for days. Cracking up, get it? It's so tight. My boy. My boy. Yo. Oh, my God. He's like...

It's about time to go. Yeah, we gotta get it. See, the one thing good about me, though, like, for three hours, I can keep entertaining. There's a lot of guys that probably are like, fucking get this guy off. Come on, be honest. No, we would just stop. Of course you're entertaining. Thank you. That's what I'm saying. Because, like, even the girl today from DAZN, she's like, yo, you're way easier to work with. All of you guys are, like, monotone. They're like, this fight's gonna be great. People can learn from me. All the fighters should take notes. Yeah, don't talk about the fight. Talk about how your best friend beat your ass. No, it was...

you know, different lines. By proxy. By proxy. Yeah.

He looks like he's about to murder me. Are you guys okay? You look like you're... You're quiet over there. You guys have to be my only friend group now. We'll take a minute. We're going to take a minute. What do you guys do on the weekend? Just a lot of comedy. Yeah. Really? Yeah. We actually go right to the source. All married. What does that mean? We just eat each other's asses. Set a beat. Set a beat. Set a beat. Who's the front? The front is the best one. No, I'm the back. I'm the back. No. No.

No, the backseat. I'm the front. Who has the CTE, motherfucker? Who has the CTE? I bailed your friend out. I bailed your friend out. I'm the backseat. See, I bailed you out, guys. We all eating ass out here.

We all eat our friends out. So that's what it is. That's too good. That was realization. I know. He goes in. He comes in. He's like, oh, yeah. Uh-oh. He's like Wile E. Coyote. He ran off the cliff. Yeah. Jesus Christ, though. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

That's true friendship. I know, I was right too and you were kind of backing him up. You're like, no, no, the back's good. No, you set me up. With us, the back's good. Come on, man. All he's done for years is try not to be the gay one. He's the gay one now. I was trying to figure out. I was like, yo, I'll volunteer in the back. What's wrong with you? And then he was like, ah, shit. Oh, shit.

He's like, dibs on the back. Oh my God, dude. All right, that's enough laughter. That's enough laughter. We had a good time. We had a good time. We had a good time. His fitted backwards. Oh my God. Gotta catch them all, baby. Setting up for the dive. Just like. Oh my God. Cobra ginger. Some sugar. Oh.

Oh, shit. All right, we lost John. We lost John. Somebody gave me like a ginger. He's done. Yeah, now I called him out. You need a ginger ale? Yeah, I need like some sugar or something. He's getting an enema. He's got to go rinse your ass off. Do you want another sip? No, because I have too many of those. I get like fucking shaky. I had like fucking eight of them. Oh, my God, Alex. That was so good. Holy shit. How much fun is being gay, dude? It's the best, bro. That's why they're so happy. I'm coming around to your outside.

Who's the gayest here? Probably you. I can tell. The gayest? It's definitely you. Well, based off, you know, proximity, Akash and I have only been with our wives. Yeah, very gay. Ever? Ever. So it's very gay. Very gay. Has your dude ever gotten haunted when you were wrestling? No. Or jujitsu? That's not lying.

Really? I met my girl when I was like 17. That's fucking weird. That's crazy. Wait, you've never gotten a guy hard while you were jujitsuing him? Maybe you're not that good. You never had all the blood rush to his dick and just shoot out through his gi? You never had that? You ever had a guy try to choke your dick out because it was so big? What about that? No. It's never happened? I can't believe this. It's so gay. Why is that gay? It's not gay if you're sucking a guy's dick for jujitsu. No, it never happened. It's just for jujitsu. What do you think the BJ stands for, dude? Hey! Hey!

I can't deal with four comedians. It's all about that. I'm just like a losing battle. I'm not that funny. Jesus Christ. This is what they're black belts are. I know. That's how you got to be.

Okay. Okay, so who's going to let me choke them out for the camera? Okay, no, I'm not going to choke them out. No, no, like unconscious. No, no, no. Come on. No, no, no. What's that guy's name? Mike DeFano? No, Mike DeFano. Mike DeFano? No, Chris DeStefano. Yeah, he just asked me to come on and choke him out. And choke him out. He said, oh, go far. So let me choke you out. I'll go far.

I don't want to. I will hurt you. Do it for Chris. I believe you won't. I do trust you. Let's save it for Chris. Like you're saving all your convos for Joe. Yeah. I don't want you to choke me out. I don't want to choke me out. Because I know you can do it and I believe it can be done. I won't hurt you. No, I'm completely aware that you won't.

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The conversation thing. I know he is. We complimented him fucking 15 times. No, you were complimenting the interview. I'm really worried about you, bro. You want to know what's funny? I'm complimenting his conversation. What's funny? That you ate his ass? No, no, no. Definitely didn't eat anybody's ass. What's funny about him? It's not funny. He's a loyal dude. Like anywhere he goes. I think you're the loyal dude, man. I'm a loyal guy. Yo, hold on. He's giving me my powers. Yeah, he's like, cut me up. He's been a loyal friend since like the day I met him, which was about a year ago. Yeah.

And everywhere we go, he does not go without us. And he'll be like, yo, if my boys can't get in, I'm not going. We can tell the story. So we went with Aiden to the— Oh, yeah. So this is the story. So that guy, Cooch—no offense to Cooch. He has a bunch of guys with him, all his boys, right? And they say, we're going to this restaurant, but you and Aiden are allowed to go in, and Cooch—

I said, listen, I'm not going in unless my boy comes and Brandon comes. And they were like, okay, yeah. And he left his guys outside and they went home. That's just who I am. And that's the people that, people online don't know me. Here's the thing. How loyal I am.

Our expectation for people in entertainment. Why are you laughing? I'm going to fuck this kid up. They wouldn't do that? Sit the fuck down. We're going to take off his pants. We're going to take off his fucking pants. No, no, no.

I got his fucking titties. You're going to break the watch. Hold on. Take the watch off. Move the table. Move the table. Do not move the chair. Alex. Oh my God. Alex, step in. Alex, step in.

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Who gave him a ginger ale, dude? Take away the LaCroix. Take away the LaCroix. Take away the LaCroix. Take away the LaCroix. Take away the LaCroix. Take away the LaCroix. That was your reversal, right? Put that reversal. My bad.

I'm going to take you out in the actual gym. Hold on a second. Hold on. And then somebody's losing. The white, you see the white stretch. Hold on. Listen, the kicks you don't want to fuck with. Go ahead.

But just hands, that's too easy to piece you up. Why does it keep coming around? Don't block it. That's my man. I'm from New York. That's too light. Why is everybody surrounding me? Because you're an animal. You better go. Oh, shit. Watch the bottles. The bottles. The bottles.

What's up? What are we doing? Oh, my God. You got the Hennessy. What are we doing? You got the Hennessy. The alcohol got his attention. What are we doing? Can't fight a fair fight, huh? Everybody sit down. I am. Can't fight a fair fight. It's not fair, motherfucker. You sit down.

I was like, a bar fight? That was awesome. The alcohol got him, bro. Once he saw the alcohol fall, he was like, oh, where is it? Wait, wait, stop. He's like, the Hennessy. I'll fuck him up in boxing. Bro, we just went like two seconds. If it was just boxing. Okay, we did it. I'd fucking...

If it was just boxing? Stop it. We just did it. I caught you twice. I gave you a body shot, head shot. I dropped you. I had to hold you up. He said he dropped you. We cut that from the footage. Do we want to show it? You have gloves? I have gloves. No, stop. You don't got to drop him again.

What if I drop him one time? Yeah, but then nobody's going to tune in to the fight. You won't be able to do the fight. Okay, after the fight, I'll spot you right now. You don't get pay-per-view buys, but it's fine. We'll still save you. You get two pay-per-view buys before you knock him out. That's not happening. You want to bet? Yeah, bet. You want to bet? There's no way you're knocking me out. Dude, do I knock him out? Boxing. Do I knock him out?

Oh, please. Schultz, do you train? Like currently? Currently, no, but I've trained since I was younger. It's not going to end well if you're not training currently. If we do one round, he doesn't knock me out. If we do two, three, four, and I start to get tired and he's training, yeah, sure. No, not

No, not knock me out. I'll knock him out one round. You got to see the guys in the gym that he goes with. Give me some more credit. Yo, he can go five rounds. Easy. Yeah. Just talk that shit down. Five rounds? He can go five rounds either. I just want to fuck you up so bad. Just boxing. Can I tell you a real story? So he was going up with this stupid story. You were scared, son. He could pull a charlotte. I didn't have to wake up in the morning and fucking go sparring. Oh, God. You have to wake up. You asked me to spar. I said, bet I'll be at the gym at 10. And you weren't there. True or false?

Now, I'm not going to lie. I was going to the gym that day like, God damn, my hand's a Spartan motherfucker. I'm going to have a Spartan forever, but I can't look like a bitch. I was like, hopefully we go easy. I'm literally thinking that the whole way. I wore, you know how like, you know those- You don't have a key to Gotham. We can just go right after. Okay, bet. So I had those Hoka sneakers. They had the super thicks. I literally remember telling my wife, I was like, my ankle's going to roll on these high ass fucking platforms. I was like, I need a lower shoe just in case we're going to spar. And then this motherfucker didn't show up. Wow.

No, but yeah, because I'm not going to wake up in the morning with sparks. Oh, really? I'm not big enough? At the time, you weren't. Now, I would go...

Yeah. Now where we go? What are you doing? Hey, stop. What happens if I get back in control? Okay, what happens if I get back in control? It's him. I know his weak spot. I bend him over, I eat his ass. He'll fucking tap out immediately, dude. Hold on. I've got total control of you. I got what's a call. You know that hurt. Hold on. Hold on.

I got rid of the joke.

I told you to chill. I told you to chill. This is the force I've never felt before. Oh, he got you. This is the force I've never felt before.

He got you. Get the fork. Get on the fork. Yo, yo. All right, all right, all right. Wait, wait, no, wait. He got it. He got it. I can't breathe. Come on, Shows. No. No, he's tapping. No, he's tapping. He's tapping. He's tapping. He's tapping. He's tapping.

Get the blood dude!

He's the only effective one. All right. He's the only effective one. All right, that's round one. Round one. Round one. Round one. We got him. We got him. We got him. He has to tap, though. He has to tap. He's not going to tap. He's too stubborn. Get him. Get him, dude. Get him. No, not him. Him. He's not going to tap. Oh, my elbow's gone. Tap.

I just put you in a luminary roll. That's a sushi. That's a sushi restaurant.

I never thought I could do that that easy. I'm like, I'm a little lightheaded mostly because of the Zins.

But where's my watch? You know you handed it to somebody over there. You challenged Logan to a mixed martial arts situation after. He might got you. I tapped him when you guys were over. If Shokes just got you. Bro. Yeah, but it's 5-on-1, but Shokes got you, bro. I tapped him twice. Shokes got you. Bro, you see the video back. Shokes, you're injured. You tapped. Bro. Am I bleeding? Oh, you put my hand. Yeah, you tapped.

Oh, I got blood, dude. Dude, on your face, these guys are warriors. I was going to suck it. Braveheart them. You were going to suck it? Put it in your face. Put it in your face. Put it in your face. Go. Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. That jiu-jitsu shit is so much easier than I thought. Yeah. It's just...

I've been telling you. I've been telling you. Just stop helping him. Hold on. Take that mic just in case I need to choke him out. Let me tell you something. What? Can you cut it out? Listen, in all seriousness. What? You just feel like guilty? No. Stop jumping. That's my man. He's the only one that's a victim. That's my man. That's my man. I don't know why you're asking.

Your friends ain't jumping in. Four for one, one for all. I admit it. Four for one, one for all. I admit it. Okay, listen. Can I show you one thing? Go like this. Other way. Like that.

Okay, there we go. Yeah, there we go. This is Miss Mary Mac. You've never played that? No. Bang, bang. That's how I set you up for two slaps. Okay, slap, slap, slap, slap. I'll just hit black. Okay, hold on. You have good, strong arms. I know I do. Can we not do this? No. Why do you keep starting? What I do? You keep starting. Don't defend him. I think we got to let him off. Okay, tap, tap, tap, tap. I thought you said it was easy. I tapped, I tapped. It's very difficult. It's easy.

I tap. He tap. Tap. So is it? He tap. Is Jiu Jitsu easy? Tap. Is Jiu Jitsu easy? Tap. Tap. Is Jiu Jitsu easy? I still think it's easy. I still think it's easy, but he did tap.

- Is jiu-jitsu easy? - Tab! - Just say it. - Jiu-jitsu is very easy. - Yeah? - I mean, hard. It's easy for you to do it to me. - I'm saying jiu-jitsu is easy. - I know, but you keep running away. - Just some wrestling on the ground. - I tapped you. - Hold on, my hip is gonna pop out. - I tapped you. - I tapped you. - I'm gonna stick my finger in your butt. - I tapped you just now. - Hold on. Okay, tab, tab, tab, tab, tab, tab, tab. Say it's not easy. - It's not easy! - Okay.

Let's go. Let's go. I'm not hurting him right now. I'm not hurting him. I don't have a minute. Let go. You have no sensitivity in your nipples at all. Let go. Okay. I don't have a minute. Let go. Listen, listen, listen. I'm handling it. I'm going to handle it. I'm going to handle it like a man. This is like your knee. Can I get you in a tap? I'm handling it. Let me tap you. I let you get my foot there. I took it. Because we're podcasting. If I was actually a warrior, I'm not going to do it.

I'm never gonna let you take my leg that easy. Yeah, we're in the battlefield watch this. I'll show you let me show you Let me get out of there. I'll show you I'll put you in it. Oh you can't hurt me Watch this. Okay, you ready the fuck you about to do? Oh, I'm gonna tell you come off the top You never told me come off the top row. I'm telling you bro. You never told me I need this Jiu-jitsu is the art of surprise Jiu-jitsu is the art of surprise. You'll never know when I'm gonna do something to you. Oh Take that

Don't jump in. No, we're just hanging. That's my man. Let's just talk. Let's just have a conversation. How have things been? Things are good at home? Have you gone through any tough things? No, I'm good. Everything's been good, to be honest. Oh, there you go. I'm going to put you in a full Nelson. Ha ha ha!

It's impossible to get out of this. Literally impossible. This is a government regulated science. Wait, the FDA is involved? Hold on, let me just get it back.

I didn't lock it. Okay. Hold on. Okay, that was locked. You ready? Go. Yeah, there's no way you're getting out of that. All right. Well, that's amazing. Hold on. Hold on. Just come on. Let me. Can I do a back choke? Get him a choke. Get him a choke. Get him a choke. Then you're good. Then you're good. Ready? I can just let him get me in a choke. Nah, yes, you can. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. This is a choke that I've discussed. Hold on. Come on. Let me get the choke in. I let you get your leg choked. Do it. I let you get the leg choked in. You have to let me get my leg choked. Tony's getting back for your man. Scoops it down. Someone gets a snap. Get your over here.

Hold on. Control your boy. Can I just do one last choke? No, what do you want? Sean, sit down. Do the reverse. Do the reverse. Sit down. Can I do piggy choke? Sit down. What's a piggy choke? Oh, you haven't seen that? No, sit down. Piggy choke! It's him. He's drunk. Hold on. Were you naked? No, he's not. No, no, not you naked. No, not you naked. Okay, stop. Okay.

All right. I'm not going to let you choke me. I'm just letting you know that. Why are you doing that? No, but do the face joint that he did to you because the face joint, it looked like it was something. You're not going to choke me. I'm not going to let you. No, but do the face joint. Wait, but you keep putting your chin. Again, that's part of the thing. Yeah, why am I going to let you choke me? Well, I let you choke me the whole time. No, I did. I let you put your chin down. No, I was going to be in the practice. He was letting you the whole time. He was letting you the whole time. See if you can get out of this choke. Ready? Ready? Yeah.

Come on. Come on. Oh, he's out. He's out. Oh, he's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's wrestling. I told you. I don't know, bro. Look at the replay. I told you. Ever come back here, bro. Ever come back here. I told you. Ever come back here. I told you. I told you. What is he thinking? I told you, son. Yeah.

Yeah, I know. Wrestling, you got to go three times. What you just say? The third one, I go like this. Night-night. Night-night. Fuck you think this is. Night-night. No, no, no. No, we're not. No, we don't. He don't got enough oxygen in his system. He don't got enough oxygen. You got to let the oxygen come back in. Juggler, juggler, juggler. Pity-pat, pity-pat, pity-pat. Pity-pat, pity-pat, pity-pat. Hey, hey, hey, black-eyed smash. Black-eyed smash.

Hold on. I'm a frail guy. He has asthma. He has asthma.

I'm fucking bleeding. Can we talk? We're on a podcast, guys. How many hours in are we? Can you stop molesting me, dog? Get off him. He has a disease. What? COVID? He has a disease, yeah. You know, this is why you got kicked out of the gym. This is why you got kicked out of the gym. This is why you got kicked out of the gym. You never know. I'm going to show you one last time. I'm going to show you how to dance.

- Oh my God. - I'm gonna show you merengue. - Schultz, why the fuck are you stuck? - 'Cause we're gonna just merengue. - Okay, all right. - Don't try to do a move. - I'm hot. - Let me lead. - Okay, go. - Put your hand on my hip. - This is unbelievable. - I know, it's been going on. - Ready? And back. - No, this, this. - And one and two and three and four. - It's actually kind of hard. - Wait, you're not Spanish?

- No, what's Armenian? - It's not bad, right? - That's pretty good. Yeah, that's awesome. - Wait, what are you? - I'm talking to my girls. - What are you? - Oh shit. Hey, hey. - See, okay. - I'm glad, no, you go first. - Why? - 'Cause I see what you're trying to do. - 'Cause you felt what I just did. I put you in a NyQuil. I put you in a NyQuil, my boy. - But what are you? What's your background? I know Armenian and what's the other?

He's got to be Spanish, bro. Yeah, Honduran. I knew you were Spanish. Oh, Hondurans. Those are the scrappy ones. Oh, okay. Hondurans are scrappy. Damn, bro. I did tanning. What kind of tanning did you do? Sitting in the sun. Oh. Were you eating carbohydrates while you were tanning? I got to put weight on, son. Son, I want you at one. Try it.

Now you got to trust me. This is the muscles that you have. Try. Can you take the shit? Logan's are just like, look a little better. No, I don't want you. Oh, that's a bar. God damn. Can't. Oh, I was actually pretty. You want to go, Mike?

Oh, now you're really wrestling. Give me your shirt because it's going to ruffle because the mic's on. Now you're really wrestling. Here, Mark, you take it. Turn his pack off. They can turn it off, yeah. Turn his pack off. That's actually, you know. Just leave it. Just leave it in case. What else do we have to talk about? Liver King would. Wait, no, he came in shirt off. Yeah, but that was fake. Now, can you just be honest? Can you just be honest? Four on one. Your hair looks insane.

Any more insane than it normally does. Like, stop it. Four on one. Can you just be honest that we would dominate? I actually like this plug. Now it looks like 1941. I already did it. It's on video.

You guys are going to edit it. I know that, but what? Put the whole video. We're not editing it. We're not editing it at all. I tapped you out. Like, it's all good. I had to take this in. You don't have to. Yeah. You don't have to. No, he needs it. He needs it. Oh, you were that we're going to have to go again? Because he got to talk again. He got to talk again. I'm fucking dealing with you the whole time. I need a fucking... I need a medic. I need...

Take some tequila for you. Okay. Stick your hand in the ice, buddy. Okay. Pass me the tequila. No! No, I'm giving it to you. Oh, okay. No, give me the bottle because I'm going to show you how a real man drinks. No, no, no, no, no. Sit down. I'm not drinking anymore because I might have to fight. Yo, you got a lot of back acne for a non-steroid using motherfucker. You know why? Because I'm on my back a lot with jiu-jitsu. I didn't want to say that I'm on my back a lot. That sounds good. That's a lot of back acne, bro. How often does that happen? Oh, my God. A long time. Whatever.

But I had it when I was here. Oh, you have to speak right into that. Open up. No, come on. I'm not doing it. If you're a man. I don't want it. That's all I'm going to do. Are you a man? You haven't drank in eight months. You were drinking though. I didn't drink. I was doing the fake drinks. I was doing Drake drinks all the time. Because I knew that I was going to have to. This is shit too. Where's the prop patrol? I got the fucking Zin. Trying to cut a promo. It's stuck on my lip. The best Irish whiskey in the market.

Made by a real Irish man. Proper 12! Not that Dance on Jamie shit. What is that? The Dance on Jamie shit. What is that? Jamerson. Oh, that's what they call it? Dance on Jamie? No, that's what Conor says. Not that Dance on Jamie shit. Oh.

He needs better riders. That's a good line. I don't get it. I didn't get it. She gets Schultz. Are you good at, like, drifting? He's actually really funny. I like his clothes. I'll give you credit. If you had to make fun of these two guys right now, what would be your one-liners? You don't have one-liners? I don't have a single one. I don't know how to do that. You have one-liners? No, no. We don't do that. I like these guys. They have nothing bad to say. You called him a ninja turtle. I would never say that. He did. He called you a ninja turtle. That shit was funny.

He called Duke. Which one? Which one? There's no black. Which one? That was a terrible comeback. He's out, my friend. I'm sorry. It was too much pressure. It's a lot. It's a lot. Let's write it back. Let's write it back. Let's write it back.

Let's go. Yeah, but right now, if you try to Logan Paul it, it's not it. I mean, but it's not it right now. So we can hear you. Yeah, I'll take this off with you. Stop, Sean. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh.

That looks a little sexual. Do it right now without your mans. Okay, when I hit him, I'm going to run. Do it right now without your mans, bitch. I got you. You're touching me with your mouth and kissing me. And I know that you've had sex with porn stars. And you eat ass. I got you. Hold on. You want to go head to head? Hold on. You have a stronger head. Your neck is stronger. Gagnon, go in. You got the six head. You got the six head. Go in. Go get his ass. Bitch.

God damn, his head is strong. He's like a fucking rhinoceros. That neck shit. Oh, God. No hands, no hands, no hands, no hands. Oh, you only had all of a sudden. That's obviously an advantage. No hands, just all neck. Can I get a little fucking, thank you. Hold on. It's all neck. Are you getting hard, dude? You would know. I felt something. Oh, what if you do hand sumo? Remember that? Oh, hand sumo. What's that thing?

No, no, no, no. Where you stand, you got to put each other's hands. What is that? You sent me that clip. You got to stand. Okay. No, it's not the person who knocks over. The first person who falls wins. Your feet have to be still. Your feet have to be still. First person who falls wins. Okay, go.

If I fall, I win. Okay. Oh, if you fall, you win? Yeah. No, no, no. If the other person falls. No, if I... The first person who falls wins. Okay. What? That's that real... Go ahead. That's the rule. That's real. I could fall at any moment. That's an art. That's an art form. Can you not make him fall? Look, I just won. Did you just say whoever falls wins? I just won? No, you stepped in. Did you just not understand what they're saying? It's true. It's true.

No, I was trying to get him to fall and then I would be like, I win, and then you explain the game. Okay, yeah, put your shirt back on, bitch. My watch! My watch! My watch! You're better at jiu-jitsu! You're better at jiu-jitsu! What is happening? You're better at jiu-jitsu, but we don't have you on mic. Keep calling people

We don't have the audio mic. We need you on mic. Put your shirt on. You called me a bitch. You're my bitch. You're my bitch. Can we be each other's bitches? Oh my God, he's a good squeezer. Oh my God. Can we stop black on black crime? We need to. Just hug me. Don't squeeze my ribs. I'm a tickle torture.

Let's get you back on mic. Come on. Yeah, for real. We got a lot more things we got to talk about. For real. Can you please tell me down, fucking mic? Put your shirt on right now. Put your shirt on. Just sit down. It's not entertaining anymore, guys. Tim. You're about entertainment? Tim. So lock it up. Yo, Al. Daddy out here, bro. That was impressive. It worked.

It worked. Bro, hold on. Can I move your seatbelt? Yo, come on. Yeah, come on. How much alcohol did you guys give this man? I didn't drink at all. Shut up. You were drinking tequila. No, I wasn't. Oh, my God.

I didn't realize how strong I was. I don't get hurt. I didn't realize how strong I was. Shut up, please. I didn't realize. I'm going to get up again. This guy fights at every club he walks into. The guy says hello, and he's going off. They got to be nice. Yes. And your boy's actually pretty ride or die. Can I be honest with you? Respect. You think you guys jumped in at fucking the last minute? No.

He's throwing hands. He's trying to fucking headlock me. You guys are just pushing. He's throwing his submissions. I drove out to Philly with a blicker just for my man right here. That's true. I hope you got one. Because that jiu-jitsu ain't going to work against me. You might as well try. You...

See, he's pushing it. No, I'm trying. Shut up. How am I pushing it? He's been choking me around and messing with my hip. My right hip is always an issue. Yeah, because you're frail. Listen, I'm frail? Yeah. You're built like a skeleton, bro. I'm built like a skeleton? Sit down, bro. I'm going to check out. I'm going to let him fuck you up. I'm going to let him fuck you up, son. He's like the main actor from The Pianist.

Come on. That was actually a really good reference. I didn't want to get canceled. No, no, no. That's perfect. That's good. I didn't want to get canceled, so I hesitated. But if I did one head kick, it would be over. Why do you see? He wants to play. I don't want to play. At a certain point. You keep challenging me. How am I challenging you? You just look like a skeleton. Eat some food. I have a skeleton. Eat some food. I am eating food. No, you're not. Yes, I am.

You're looking at Rexick. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. That was too far. You're just a fucking bully. That was too far. You're just a fucking bully. You don't even know how to podcast. That was too far. I'm going to have to do it. Al, I'm going to have to do it. No, I'm going to have to do it. I swear to God. Same, same, same. No one's ever heckled him. He can't handle it. Oh, my God. No one's ever heckled him. You're breaking him down. Son, he hasn't fought in that long. Save him. Come on. No one's ever heckled him. He's trying to get out of this fight. Oh.

Oh, that's what you're trying to do. I see what you're trying to do. You're trying to get a cut. That's the fucking plan. You're trying to rile me up so I beat the shit out of you. Yep. So that you can't fight in a week. You're trying to get injured. Oh, my God. I'm trying to sue you. He's genius. I'm trying to sue you. He's trying to make me beat the fucking lid of shit out of him. I'm trying to sue you. I got blood everywhere.

Okay? My finger's bleeding. I'm bleeding out. He's trying to take advantage of me with my low blood sugar. You can't do your shows, maybe, if your fingers hurt. My fingers hurt. I can't even do my shows. You've never been heckled. You can't handle it. I can't handle it. You're a little man deep down. Do you know what? You're a little man down there. You know what I did? I turned you into my porn star just right there. When? Just right there when you were going. Was you tapping? Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. I wasn't tapping. I was slapping that ass. I was like, keep it coming like that.

Oh, shit. Oh, one more time. First pussy you've ever gotten. That pussy was loose, bro. I'm not going to lie, dude. That pussy was loose. It's fucking good. That's an animal. That's an animal. That guy's an animal. You might know because you were on Bro Code with her. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. How do you think she got the part? I don't know. Wait. Yeah, you. Do you know about it? I feel like... Hold on. Let's move on. Let's move on. Okay, where are we moving on? That's why you and Logan are so close. But why are you and Leo so close? Is Leo upset about it? No.

I actually do know. Is Leo upset? I know everything. Is Leo telling you that? But I'm going to be a good friend, and he doesn't like to be his stuff public, and I won't say what he said about it. Well, it seems like you're making something public. We talked about it, though. Where's the mic? We did talk about it. It's right there. Okay, so speaking of Nina. She sued you. Bro, you paint your nails. You say you're not gay? Look at it. Like, I'm from New York. Step to me. Where? What part? Far Rock. I got ratchets. Okay, so speaking- I got boys in Brownsville, son. You send them to people. I got them. But so speaking of Nina- Brownsville, son. Speaking of-

You're from Jersey. You're from Jersey. You're from Jersey. You're drinking a lime flavored soda. It took eight minutes to sit there and think of a joke. I was catching my breath. Let me talk to him. I was catching my breath. But let's just talk. Stop saying that because you know that she had to go through him. Okay.

Just like if my mom wants to sue him, she's going to come to me and say, listen, I'm going to say no. I'm going to go break that man's fucking face. Understand. Okay, so stop saying it's her. It's him. She's broke. If I was him, I would tell her, please don't do that. Exactly. Because we wear the pants. But guys like Schultz, they don't wear the pants. I just took your pants off right now. Listen, just ignore her. Okay, but at the end of the day, she did sue you. I just took your pants off. I can't hear you.

And I spread those fucking Armenian cheeks and I slid a finger in there. So nice, dude. And your mouth creased. How do you deal with this guy all day long? What do you mean? Why won't you give me your energy? So you sort of post-Logan put out with like the whole Matrix shit. Yeah. And it's like, it looks like a lose-lose for you either way. Yeah.

So like, what's the upside? I'm just here. What's the upside? That's why I'm chill and everybody's saying just pull out. Like, what the fuck am I doing? I'm just making money for the big guy. But that's what I'm saying. So why don't you pull out? Why don't you pull out? Hold my hand. Because there's no upside for you. Go webbing, man. Go webbing. There's really no. And I feel bad because it's like, you know, you did all the work to.

Now you know how I feel. You just explained how I feel. So I'm in a tough situation because if I pull out, I look like, oh, I don't want to fight. But, like, there is no upside. I think enough people can understand if you pull out because no one has ever sued just because they promoted the fight that well.

Evander Holyfield didn't sue Mike Tyson for biting his ear off. And fucking Mike Tyson said, I'll fucking eat your kids. That's crazy. He said I'm going to feed him. So that's what I'm saying. So it's like, some people will fault you, but not everyone will fault you if you pull out. But at the same time,

You are you're gonna feel lesser than if you pull out and then he can talk shit. Yeah Yeah, so what are you gonna do? What's it? What's the up? I'm tired. I'm tired. There is no okay But what's the game play after is what I'm saying just cause if I MMA do what I do have some now in 20 seconds I'm ready to go have a May now

So there's really no, obviously like you're in a tough fucking situation. You're the first person to ever explain it, how I feel. And like, no, but people see it. People understand. He's like, but at the same time, everybody believes that the lawsuit is fucked up. Wait, wait, wait, wait. But at the same time, at the same time, you put yourself in this situation.

You put yourself in the same place. You went way too hard for them to even have the ammunition to put you in the lawsuit. But the lawsuit is corny, and I think that the public believes it's corny. I've never heard anybody support the lawsuit publicly. Have you? No, no one. Even the MMA community is like, yo, we don't do this shit. Everybody's like, yo, we don't want to claim you as a fighter, boxer, whatever the fuck you are. He's setting a bad precedent for fighters going forward.

Because like now, okay, shit talking. I say you're a fucking, I don't know, you have gonorrhea. Now you sue me. Yeah, but he's not a fighter. That's what I'm saying. But he pretends he is. So it's like, what the fuck are we doing here? Like, you're not a fucking fighter. You're fucking suing. You're doing all these lawsuits and bullshit. Let's fucking fight. Like, what is this, bro? Just make sure you get when I tapped about. That it happened. Yeah. Stop. Stop. Stop.

I'm from the real hood, son. All right? Listen. I respect it. I got shooters, bro. I respect it. You pinch your nails, bro. Yeah, but you send them after soft boys. How you going to send your shooters after Mike? That's corny. No, that wasn't. That's corny. That's mad corny. Listen, that story was fabricated. You said the story. What do you mean? I never said about Mike. Mike was never involved in that. Mike just tried to step up.

And that's what happens. Oh, okay. Do you want to talk about that or not? You don't because I'd be out here. I heard you'd be outside. No, I heard his dick game is crazy. That's like common knowledge. Let me give him my point. He's like, I heard you'd be outside. No, I heard you'd be outside. Being outside is different than running New York, though. Yeah, that is a big difference. Nobody got to check in with you. You want to bet? When you walked in and you checked in.

When I walked in before you, I had to check in. It was fucking pain in the face as he came over and checked in. Yeah, it was a rough sense. Come on, you gotta, I'll try again. It's a fucking zit, bro. You gotta do it again. It's a zit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This one's like down low. Yeah, yeah. Try again. It's a rut. Okay, sorry. So with those fingernails. He's looking at me laughing.

I got the zins. I got everything going. I've been fucking yelling and fucking wrestling all fucking forward. You made that face-to-face so easy for Logan, bro. Come on, son. I won it. Look at the comments. No, but what happened with the cut that came out? That's fake, bro. No, was it? I've seen enough of the fumbles. No, it's fake, bro. He took snippets of it. And listen, I get pushed to the head for a living. I stutter a little bit. Fucking kill me. So those snippets weren't real. They weren't real, but he— If you watched the whole thing, it wasn't like— Oh, yeah. Every little time.

And the thing with Logan, he's trained by WWE every single weekend to be on the mic. He's on SmackDown. He's a fucking...

You can't complain about the edit. You're good with the social media game too. I'm just saying it's not real though. I mean, it is real. It's not real. You made those mistakes. Okay, so if you took every single time all of us messed up and put it into one clip and made it look like it was 30 seconds. It would still be real. I think I swallowed the Zen, dude. I think I swallowed it. Good. Yeah, but my head is just fucking like, I'm going, I'm fine. No, that's because from when he fucking took you out earlier. I don't drink.

Listen, I'll tell you, calm down, take a little tequila, and I'll calm you down. Can you have an honest assessment of my jiu-jitsu? Honest.

To be honest with you, the best one is, well, it's not like he's the best, but he's the most aggressive. That's true. Some motherfucker's running behind me trying to fucking throw right school headlocks at me. I win fights. That's all I do. I don't give a fuck about that. He was grabbing my toe and my finger every time. He was grabbing my finger. This guy's trying to get you in a headlock. I got to hold the head. I'll give a fuck. My boys haven't touched it. You guys are pushing. You guys got to choke him.

I went in. He was choking me. I'm 84 now. That's a win right there. Be careful. Please come. Trust me. Please come. I mess with Albanians. They differ. Shout out the Albanians. I know a few. They are kind of real. Albanians have been fighting for a fucking thousand years. Albanians fight. Ask their wives. I've been in New York for 10 years, bro.

I'm not involved in that because I'm not with Albanian people that I know that are Shout out the Albanians bro Albanians are tough The motherfucking toughest motherfuckers on the planet He's a fucking man That's another dude that's like I loved Axel Bronson and I met him

Fucking man, bro. How'd you guys link up? The first time was in Vegas. We had the same tattoo artist, Burt Crack. You have tattoos? No. You definitely don't. Why not? You're like a bitch. Are you using the B word again that you get so fucking sensitive about when I say it to you? It's different, though. You can't do nothing about it. I did do something about it. I just had you in a fucking weird naked show called I put you in a snake grip and I twist your fucking head off your fucking shoulders two seconds ago and I had to stop the fucking podcast for it. Can I please talk? You said please. Can I please talk? That's all you can do. Okay.

That's all you can do. Because when it comes to fighting, I put you in a fucking kangaroo grip and I twist your fucking tongue right out your mouth. You can't take a goo grip. I can't take a new shit. I can't take you serious. I'm not fucking bound up on you. I put you in a kangaroo grip. I'll put you in one of those right there, son. I can tell where they cut you from the movie. They cut me from the movie. I can tell. You know why? Because I was fucking people up there too. Yeah, I can tell. I was fucking people up there too. That was funny. Okay? I don't play games. Yeah.

I'll play fight. I just fight. Thank you. Fuck you, Huck. Fuck you, Huck. Listen. Okay, so the first time. I gotta give it up. Yeah, you gotta give it up. So we partied at a club in Vegas when I was like 20. I wasn't drinking. He was cool as fuck. And then I got invited to the Yankee game. I did that CeCe Sabathia. You know what they do like the celebrity game? Yeah. Because I'm friends with G. Carl Stanton. So he invited me and then Axl was on the team and we hung out and

and we've done some food shit. He's mad cool. Yeah, Action's dope. He's fucking dope. New York legend. We should have him on the pod. We should. He would be great for it. He's a fucking man. Yeah, he's funny. I don't know if he's doing too much anymore. He hits the wave pool in Jersey all the time. Oh, really? Yeah, he got big into boogie boarding. He's a man, though. He'd be awesome. I just don't know if he does any more media shit. His boy is funny, too. Big Body Baz. Big Body Baz. That motherfucker's funny. He don't play. Baz is the legend. He don't play. I don't think any of them play, to be honest with you. He's mad cool, though, but yeah, he don't play. You don't want to fuck with him.

Because we were out one time. I see him. He gets down. Who, with body? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He don't fuck with me. I see someone trying to mess with him. He'll jump right in. Oh, really? Albanians love it. Those guys are gangsta. Do you feel safer when I'm around? I feel like you're going to, like, a pedophile kind of, like... Like what? I would just do whatever I wanted with you like you were a kid? No, I feel like you're just going to... Like you were a child? Like I... I feel like, you know, you're around a pedophile and you're just a little bit uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah, because you know that there's nothing you can do. That I have that power. You've been around a pedophile? I don't think so.

If I was, it would be me. It's so crazy. He's so fuckery. He wants to stop talking. Be in his ass. Little bitch. Listen, bitch. You can't call me back, bitch. Come back with a better comeback. Why can't I call you back, bitch? I'm going to go to one of your... Why can't I join your back, bitch? I'm going to go to one of your... Why are you getting upset? Just because you can yell. Stop getting defensive. It's not fair because you can yell louder. Just fucking say... I have a fucking bad Crohn's disease in my throat. What? That's why I can't yell.

You're going to have a deviated septum. What fucking whore gave you Crohn's disease? It's him. Listen. Santa Pete. Santa Pete. I'm going to go to one of your shows and heckle you and just fucking knock you down. You don't know how to handle it. I would love that. You wouldn't even know how to handle it. He's going to be in a front row. He's going to be like, how do you know? How do you know? Something. Something. You. You.

You got your boyfriend defending you every single time. I have three boyfriends. Yeah, you can tell. He's the only one that's defending you. I have three boys. But they paid in advance. You paid in advance? Yeah. He asked me to. He paid his toes? Yeah. Okay, be honest. All of you guys. Yes. You had Logan on. You had me on. Who was funner?

You were... I think you were... I wasn't at the Logan Oaks. But you watched it. I did. So what do you think? This seems more fun. But also, I'm a hard- You were funnier. He's definitely stronger. I'm not talking about who the fuck I am. That's about strength. No, he's stronger. Better reach. Better reach. Yeah. From what I've seen, he looks... You guys take one serious question. Nah, but he might be a better boxer. Oh, you would like us to be serious with you? He might be a better boxer. That's what you want?

You're such a bitch. You look just like Ariel and it pisses me off. Why? Because you look like Ariel. Do you think I really look like him? Yeah. Or do you think all people with big noses look the same? Yeah, probably. I don't know. Well, that seems shockingly racial. What, to who? To the nose community? To the nose community. You should get a nose job. Why? Because you don't like my nose? No.

I just want to punch him. You have a nice nose. Why do you get so defensive? You're coming at me. I'm saying that you have a nice nose. I know I don't have a nice nose. It was a fucking redundant question. You think you're dead? I don't know what I'm saying. We're doing a podcast. He's fucking ratted. He's spitting right now. I need to do a fucking podcast. It's not a hamper. I don't want to keep talking. Don't get that as an excuse. Get and fucking bag your pants. You're too tight on the pants. You need to breathe a little bit more. Was this fashion over? Fucking broke boy? Nah, you do need to breathe a little bit more. Listen, can we do... Is that like a jujitsu breath? That was a good joke.

I would give it to you. I didn't give it to you. I didn't give it to you. The movie line was funny. We gave it up. I laughed at that. I don't have that many jokes. I'm not like you guys. I'll sit at home and write jokes all day. I'm not a comedian. Just described our job. How did it work? When did they bring them on? I had that work, bringing them on.

Well, I just found some people that are incredibly talented. No, I know, but before they used to be the guys on the side, right? Well, they were so talented that they needed to be on the chair. Haven't you felt that way today? Yeah, I respect that. I want to make sure that my friends get all the shine that they can get. You're like me. You know what I mean? Because everybody fucking, we all eat. We all eat. Some of us eat, you know, later. You know? He's so mad.

I'm just saying it was second course and third course. Yo, there's nothing wrong with that, by the way. Stop looking at me. I'm not just saying there's nothing wrong with it. Nobody knows who we're looking at. The best part is I didn't know. I'm just saying we all call it dessert. It's all right, baby. Listen, guys, Dylan. I have so many more stories, but this has been how long? I can go forever. It's like an hour and a half. I think we're at four almost. It doesn't matter. Four hours. Two more.

Hold on one second. No one's watching. Let's just talk. Hold on one second. Let me see. How long are we at, Miles? Let me check my phone. I got like girls. Oh, shit. Yeah, we have to wrap up this podcast. Why? What do you got to do? You got nowhere to go. Because I have responsibilities too. We have people who love us. Oh, shit.

That was just mean. That was a mean joke. You say sorry. I'm just going to let you know what's happening. Nah, they love you. You love them, right? No, see, you can't take that back. They love them. I know, but that was a mean one. But they love you. That's a little bull. But that's a joke then. It's a joke. If they love you, it's a joke. Because you can't see things that are not true. Oh, that kind of bothers you. Are you being sensitive again? Yeah. It seems like I've rattled you. Have we not shown you enough love? Hey, I love you, buddy.

Love you too. Done. You're excellent, brother. Hey, dude. We believe you and we believe in you. Yep. And we love you, bro. I'm going to knock you out. Hey, you're going to accept some love. Yeah. I don't want it. I don't need your love. You know what?

Doesn't matter if you need or not. It's coming your way. This train is fucking coming. Unconditional. You're talented. Unconditional. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What? What if you're on this hug demo right now instead of beating his ass? Hey, you're great. You're entertaining. And you got courage to get there in the fucking ring.

Respect. Don't do anything with that. That's a good, honest handshake. Respect. Don't do anything with that. Hey, tell the crowd, though, I am entertaining. What the fuck did just happen? I know, but that was fake. No, it wasn't. Oh, it wasn't? Because you know it's annoying. Everyone of us meant it. People are like, he's monotone, this and that. I'm like, bro, fucking fuck you. I'm entertaining. Have you been insulted on this podcast? I know, but you can't tell when he's serious, this fucker. He's like looking at me with his freaking shitty acting face, and it's like, I can't fucking figure it out. No, that was sincere. We all meant it. We all meant it to you, though.

Your lip is quivering. I'm a little dehydrated. It's okay. I've been mopping the floor with you in jujitsu for the last hour. Obviously, it's taking it out on me. I've never done jujitsu until today. I didn't realize I was so fucking good. You got to. You got to learn to accept it. I just can't tell if you're being serious. I can tell when he's being serious. We're all being serious.

I feel like you're a little bit more timid this time. The first time, I think I pushed on you a little bit. But it was only us three, so I needed to, you know how entertainment and comedy goes, I need someone to bat your eye on. Nigga, we was in the room too. Yeah, I know, but you guys behind the wall, bro. Come and see you guys. You're behind the wall with a microphone in our ear.

Oh, goodness. You're in the back. See? See? I served it up for you. Boom. Slammed to death. Even if you never fought again, you're worthy of love, brother. Yes. 100%. You're worthy. You're worthy. Even if you never did MMA ever again. Can I come on the show and be the fifth guest? Whenever you want. Yes. Whenever you want. Yes. Don't bullshit me because when I ask you to come on. And I mean that because I don't think you're going to show up to this fight. You know what's fucked up? Theo didn't want me on his podcast. I think because he said that certain people don't riff with him. I'm like, I think I would do good with him. Nah. Nah.

I think you would too. I know. I think he doesn't know my humor because we only met once. That's fair. And I think you do great. Because he said a lot of MMA guys he has on, he doesn't air them. I don't see you on a pod as...

More MMA. I see you as a cop. He was like, I had tons of them that had to cut because he's like, people don't get my humor and it's just awkward. I want to do his part. You should. He's great. I want to meet Burt Kreischer. I like Burt Kreischer. Burt is fucking great. But we're not talking about that. We're talking that you're great and you deserve love. I appreciate that. And the homies that are showing you love. Obviously, your boys here, they care about you. Thank you. You know what I mean? And that's genuine. I appreciate it. And whenever you want to come on. You should pull back a little bit on that.

The way you're promoting this fight. That's distasteful. It's not that. I'm with that. Like it's distasteful. This is what I'll say. Everything else. They don't call me the bad guy for it. Yeah. This is what I'll say. You bring that energy to you, bro. On this podcast. Listen. Hold on one second. Hold on. If it was a normal person. Hold up. Hold up. Dylan. Listen.

Regardless if they're a scumbag or not, the man filmed the dead body, but I'm going too far. I'm not saying, two things can be wrong. Here's the thing. Eye for eye doesn't make the fucking blue eyes. Wow. Fool me twice, you can't fool me again. You can't, come on.

I've heard I definite the blue eye. I don't even know where you was going with that. I've been doing podcast since 10 a.m. No, no, no. It's done. It's done. I've been having some problems. You know what's funny? It's done. But what's funny is you knew you didn't have the end of it and you went into it anyway. The confidence. I've been talking since fucking 9 a.m., bro. That's what he was saying, yo. I have. This is my takeaway from the pod is that. Ariel was two and a half hours. You don't need.

You don't need anything to that idiot. Actually, I like him now. We're cool. No, sorry. I like you. I can't go back. He's second greatest journalist. Go. Listen, he is second greatest and he's fucking great. Who's the first? Come on. He's sitting with him. He's sitting with him. We got the best interview out of you. You know what? You don't even believe that. Look me in my eyes and tell me that. I'm not the greatest jujitsu practitioner that you've ever faced. Okay, well, that's... You're not...

Satan can't even do it. Because your face is so ugly. Say it! Because you know it. I need to let you know it. Because you felt it in your fucking loins. Listen. Listen. Lick your lips, undry them, motherfuckers. Tell me I'm not the greatest. L-O-Coo-Jay-Dum-Ships. Okay. Okay. So, to me, if you need something, I would. I know you got tons of money, but if you needed something, I would.

Do you have like that kind of money? I don't know. I'm not bragging about the money I have. I'm just saying if you need something. I'll put Flickr on my shorts. If you needed something so that you could get to the fight. Everyone fucking praying dropped out because of the woman thing. Oh, okay. Well, whatever. You guys don't support women's rights, right? No. Of course not. Yeah. So what I'm trying to say is, is that this pod. I actually really enjoyed this. Shut up. Was so fun. I was about to say something. You were so fun on this pod.

You're so fun on this pod, and I'm glad that we got to do this because the last time was really fun, and you were shit-faced drunk, and then this time you're sober, and it's better than when you were drunk. You're going to give my mom ammo now because she's always like, when you're sober, you're way better. I think I'm better when I'm drunk. No, bro. That's what my mom always says. We make fun of you with a little whatever shit, but actually you're fucking sharp when you want to be sharp and way sharper when you're fucking sober. But what I would say is

You could promote a fight any way you want. You choose. It's your life. You do whatever you want. You're the one going to the ring. Nobody will tell you otherwise. But when you want to turn it on, you can fucking turn it on. And that is a talent. And I mean that sincerely. I appreciate it. That's all. One thing I'll say, I had a lot of fun today and I feel like I needed this. This was like, I don't know. Let's fucking go, boys.

I love stress when you're fighting. This was fun. I enjoyed this. I had a great time. I had a great time. This was fun as fuck. Dylan motherfucking Danis, everybody. This fight is happening, yo. This fight is fucking happening.