Diddy ARRESTED, Trump Lives, & ShxtsnGigs Apology Reaction
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- What's up everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. A lot to discuss today. Trump got shot at again. Sorry to be right about that happening. - Trump needed to get shot at again. - Yeah. - That might be the only thing that could save him. - Yeah. - I mean, like, I don't want that to happen. I just want to clarify that. - Diddy got arrested with a thousand bottles of baby oil.

probably nothing there shits and gigs is apologizing the sphere ufc what an absolutely amazing weekend and my favorite topic the best indian mud diving you've ever seen in your entire life let's begin

Diddy's got a thousand bottles of baby oil, which is crazy. Literal baby oil, maybe. Made from real babies. Extra virgin. Oh, wow. That is a way to start the pot right there. I don't want to think about how you make olive oil.

But still, it's like... How do you make... Now I'm a baby. No, you're not. Crush olives. You said baby. Why did you say that? I'm thinking gay jokes. You went to like the just gross place and people are starting their day. They just sat down and worked. Did I take it too far? Yeah. I took it too far. I think you need to issue an apology.

I know. Sometimes I cross the line. Dude, you have to protect your community, dude. Like, you were put on this earth to protect your community. I want to apologize to all the babies that are listening. Thank you, Mark. I'm sorry for what I said. Seriously, dude. What are they going through right now? Yeah, they're fucking tired, napping. Don't. Babies. Don't do it. Can I say something? Speaking of babies, once your wife has a child, she'll think that she has, like, a monopoly on exhaustion. Mm. Ha!

We all get fucking tired still. I've been partying in Vegas for three days. Of course I'm tired. She got no empathy for me. I went out until five in the morning, three nights in a row in Las Vegas. I do an Adderall to stay up. I'm having the absolute time of my fucking life. I come back, I'm exhausted. And she don't want to hear it. She don't want to hear it. What have you been doing? Breastfeeding every two fucking hours?

For the last seven months? Yeah. I get it. You're tired. I'm also tired. Shaquille O'Neal was hanging out playing DJ songs with me. Playing DJ songs, Mark. He was about to say something else inappropriate. I was about to say basketball and I was like, wait a second, that's racist. I was like, actually, it's not racist. That is his literal job. Yeah. Fucking Mark, dude. Sorry, Shaq. I want to apologize to Shaq. I want to apologize to Shaquille O'Neal. Mark's got tons of energy because he wasn't in Vegas this weekend. You picked a hell of a weekend not to come on tour, bro. I know. What the fuck?

I don't think we could do Vegas better than we did. It really sounded awesome. I didn't know you were there. I want to laugh at you. I missed all of them. I missed everything. You missed the best one. Can I talk about the coldness? I almost said it was the best weekend of my life. I didn't say that because my wife already tired and I'm tired. Me and your wife are both very mad at you right now. Listen, y'all got to deal with that. I cannot help that I need eight hours of sleep in order to function. This guy is a fucking ice cold killer, by the way. What did I do? I

So I had a higher purpose this weekend. I couldn't make it to Vegas. All right. Valid reasons. And so I ruined the group chat. What did you have to do? What did you have to do this weekend? I have a higher purpose. What's the higher purpose? It all will be known soon. Okay. I have a higher purpose. All right. I was busy. Whatever. I was busy. All right. Yeah. I was doing spots in the city. I had a 20-seater. I was doing it. He had an audition for check spots in New York County. Yeah. All right. I was busy. I was busy.

So anyway, I sent the group chat as everyone's leaving. I was like, hey, I'm going to miss you guys so much. Have a great time. And then the next text within three seconds, remove Mark from the group chat. You don't want to hear him crying this whole weekend. He's not there. Three seconds later. Sending little fucking gifts and shit. Mark's been removed from the group chat. I was like, damn. Now, to be fair, he was removed by Tanya. Yeah, fucking Gestapo. Yeah, via your orders. Yeah.

Yeah, that's a good point. I was trying to really put the blame on her. Was Tanya out there? No, she wasn't out there. Oh, okay. But then we brought her back. But then we brought her back. But listen, you missed a fucking great week. Like, I want to come out here and I want to like... This is what I want to do. It wasn't that good. No, no, no. Let me just say this. I wanted to come on here and I'm like, all right, let me like downplay it. Like,

And like, I'll just tell you all like the self-deprecating things that happened this weekend so it could be more likable. There was none of it. It was amazing. I'm not trying to manipulate you into liking me. This was an unbelievable, unfathomable weekend. No. No. It looked amazing.

I saw Shifty smiling. I was like, oh, they haven't. I thought he was on drugs. I thought he was on drugs. I know, right? There was one time during the whole weekend where he went like this, and then he even said words. No way. English words. It wasn't just mean, just brain rot?

He was like, Ohio Skibbity? He's still got smile lines from that. So that's crazy. Think about this, okay? I'm with Jameel Hibbert, okay? My best friend from high school. I'm with Dove Mammon, my best friend from college. Two strikes. We are in Vegas...

If you asked us when we were in high school or college if this weekend would happen, I would say absolutely. But the fact that it did— But they wouldn't believe it. But they wouldn't believe it. Yeah. I would delusionally say, yeah, we're going to do this one. But it was— I mean, like, partying with fucking Shaq—

You know, parting with 50, going front row to the craziest combat spectacle in history. I don't care if the last two fights suck. The whole... Everybody's, like, trying to find a way to, like...

cut this event down it was by far your brain exploded when you walked into the room i will get to that later it didn't explode no no no mark yeah it was just like it was amazing it was just it was the first time like honest this is kind of crazy but it was the friday night after the show in vegas was the first night and i don't know how long that i've had nothing to do the next day um

Oh, that's big. Yeah. It like hit me when I got on stage. I was like, wait a minute. Like, I don't have anything to do. You're free. Like I was free the whole summer. I had a great summer. Don't get me wrong. But you're still like, okay, we got to make sure the baby eats. We got to make sure the baby sleeps, like nap schedule, all these different things. It was the first time since even maybe before my wife was pregnant where I'm not in the same city as them.

And we have no show the next day, nothing to do the next day, but just do Adderall and drink alcohol. But the shows were probably bad, right? The shows were unbelievable. Shout out San Antonio. It was honestly a two-person show. It was pretty good. Yeah.

I've gone to two person shows now and it's way better. I used to be like, Oh, the audience expects a three person show. And then my friend who also went to two people was like, they don't give a fuck.

No, they like a three-person show. They don't even know what it's supposed to be. We'll go to Reno next week. Yeah, yeah, let's go to Reno next week. Come on. Way cheaper. Way cheaper. We'll go to the Cube. Yeah, that's a trip. The Rhombus. The Rhombus is happening. That's a trip. Two dimensions. The Circle. That's what we're doing.

That's what the trap means, bro. It's a trapezoid. That's a fact. We're going to go to that. Fuck you, Mark. But you guys miss me, right? You guys definitely miss me. I didn't even think about it the entire time. No, that's not true. I didn't even think his name came up once the entire weekend. You guys were talking about me. Honestly, dude. I literally...

I forgot you ever came on tour. That's not true. I forgot you ever came on tour. It was crazy. It was like, dude, Dove was in full effect. Like, this is his, this is like his scene. Like, oh my God, watching him in Vegas, you know, it's watching a fly around shit. He is just so, he's buzzing. He is so excited.

Is he more happy here or the Hamptons? I feel like these are the... No, no, Vegas. You have to put him in two or three day things where everybody's on 10. Burning Man. Double love a cruise. You're like a cruise guy. Mark, see why you can't bring Mark anywhere. Don't bring him down. You know what I mean? We were right.

He brings it down to a close. That's insulting. He's a carnival guy. He had such a great time. He had such a fucking great time. Yeah, we had a phenomenal weekend. I want to come here and I want to be like, oh, it's really shitty. It wasn't. I want to appease. No, because it's like a manipulation tactic. It's like, I'm going to tell you how horrible the weekend really was. Everybody feels good about the fact that- That's not you. You're an authentic person. It was- Authenticity wins. I'm sitting in this weekend going, I cannot fucking believe-

these other people get to experience this with me. Hey, be honest, dog. Our fans can take it. They don't need to be protected. No, no, no, no, no. I felt like I was the luckiest human being on the planet. Yeah, of course. It was so cool. Like you said, someone comes up to you in high school and says this weekend is going to happen, you're losing your mind. I couldn't fathom it. Imagine someone says to you... I kept going to them. I kept, can you believe this is happening? How actually is the sphere? Is it crazy? The sphere is...

This is the best way I can describe how amazing it was. I was watching the real fighters. So, like, we're right there. Okay? Shout out to the UFC. Shout out, Dane. Oh, your seats were crazy. Your seats were nuts. I'm going to be honest with you. They were the best seats in the house. Like, they would literally...

The only better seats were the ones that were on the... Literally on the octagon. You know how, like, Rogan and them sit on the octagon? Yeah, yeah. And do you know who sat directly in front of us? Rogan. Jeff Bezos and his wife. Oh, Jesus Christ. Like, it was... To the left of me is fucking John Jones and Arthur Jones and Chandler Jones. The...

Those are his brothers. They're football players. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chandler Jones, I know. I didn't know that was his brother. Yeah. And Arthur Jones played for the Baltimore Ravens. Super Bowl ring, everything. I mean, it was just like... That's so crazy. Kelly Slater, your surfing idol. Kelly Slater, my fucking idol growing up. I know. I thought about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Surfing, all right? Surfing. Like, the goat of all goats, surfer. I'm like, I couldn't believe it. One of the few people I've seen you really be, like, starstruck by and not be yourself around. Completely starstruck. Yeah. Like, asking for a picture. Like, I mean, it was just...

It was so Alex Pereira is another one down. That picture was nuts. It's you, John Jones. Chris Brown, another one down. The comments on that picture were crazy. The greatest fighters in history. It was crazy. Guys, the Life Tour is coming to Ohio this weekend. Cleveland on September 20th. Columbus on September 21st.

Then we're going to Minneapolis and Milwaukee, October 11th and 12th. Then we got Denver, Cincinnati, Ramo, Ontario, Salt Lake City, Reno, Nevada, San Jose, Portland, Oregon. And then finally, we are closing it out in Honolulu, Hawaii. Theandroschultz.com for tickets. Don't get...

by the scalpers go get your tickets at the angel shows.com thank you guys so much everybody who's come out to all the shows on this tour and who has already got tickets to these remaining dates and uh some cool announcements um coming soon yeah we'll just say that peace also guys dates

September 19th through 21st, I am at Magoobies, but we sold all those out. So we're adding another show on Saturday, matinee show. Get your tickets because those are going to sell out too. Your boy's starting to move. Add shows. September 27th and 28th, I'm in Greenville, South Carolina. October 10th, I'm doing a one-nighter in Poughkeepsie and

And y'all need to buy tickets for this one because this will sell out. I'm coming home. And when I say home, I don't mean a place I grew up. I mean India. And when I say India, I mean New Jersey. October 17th through 19th, I'll be at the Stress Factory. I promise you those shows will start. If I'm selling out in fucking Timonium, Maryland, Jersey, you think you go waste time? Hurry up and buy the tickets. Go to AkashSingh.com for those. Hello, everybody. It's your dear friend Mark Gagnon coming to you from Schultz's chair.

Because I'm going on the road. Oh, yeah, baby. I'm doing a couple one-nighters coming up in November, November 13th, Stanford, Connecticut. I'm going to New York Comedy Club, one of the best clubs in the city. They got us out in Stanford. Come hang out with them. I'm going to kick it with everybody. We're going to Soul Joel's in Pottstown, PA, like an hour from Philly. Just come out. Come hang. I'll be taking pictures with everyone. We'll be talking after the show. We'll be chopping it up, going through probably conspiracy theories and just, you know, current events. So if you want to come hang, Soul Joel's, Pottstown, PA. Come see them, sluts.

Yeah. You know what you need to do? Every time. Love that. Let's get back to the show. This is how dope... Can I just bring this up? This is how fucking dope UFC was. So we had the most amazing seats, right? But there's six of us. We roll pretty fucking deep. Yeah. What is that saying? It's like, you want to go fast, go low. You want to go far and go with people. Like, we always roll deep. And I already... And I know when... This is like the fucking event. So they're like, don't worry, we got you. Their seats...

were, I think, the second best seats in the whole arena. Because they sat front row at the first thing up. So the first elevation of seating. So now they're not looking at the back of anybody's head. Even if you're on the floor behind us, you're looking at me standing up like an asshole excited the whole time. You're looking at Bezos' giant shoulders. Bezos is fucking ripped back. You got six, six dudes just in the front row. So you can't see it.

I mean, yeah, whatever. They just took care of it. They were great. It was awesome. What's crazy about the room is then you hear people that were in like the 200 section and the 300 section. They love their seats because that's where you actually got the best experience of the dome. The sphere is kind of like there's no bad seats. Bro, it was... Oh, this is what I was going to say, like what it was. Okay. Okay.

I was looking at the actual fighters fighting, and my brain couldn't distinguish that from a video game. Meaning, everything else that was going around, I think something happened in my head where it assumed that...

The octagon itself and the fighters in it were also some form of animation. That was the Adderall. Yeah. That's a good point. You got a good point right there. But it was just... It was like... It was cool in the videos I saw because you could hear the crowd reacting to the graphics. Oh. A thing would fly over and everyone would be like, oh. It was...

Because basically they play these little vignettes in between the fights. Yeah. And the vignettes were just mind-blowing. Yeah. The whole... I don't even think we've scratched the surface of what the sphere will do for live entertainment.

I was thinking that all weekend. It's like when they... I've said this before, but it's literally like when they added sound to film. I think it will be that transformative. I think there will be a sphere in every major city, different sizes. Maybe you don't need a 20,000-seat sphere if you're in a smaller city, but every city will have one, and that's where these specific types of events will take place. And...

I mean, it will just, it's just going to, yeah, it's just going to explode. I don't know if you can build it logistically, but what if a football stadium is the Sphere? I was thinking that. I was like, oh, you need 100,000 seats or whatever. So I don't know if you can build it, but that's insane. So that would be awesome. It maybe will end up doing that. The tricky thing about the Sphere right now is that it's so cost prohibitive. I mean, like in order to film something and create something for the Sphere, you've got to do it in 14K. It takes two whole days to upload.

The stuff. Oh, wow. Okay? And then you have to wrap it around and distort it. So hopefully AI will be able to do a lot of the creation of this. Because right now, the only bands that can be in there are groups that can stay there for like a month. Yeah. And then how many of those are there? Like, I bet you the UFC...

Actually, I don't know because they probably just made so much money on the event. But I wouldn't be surprised if they lost money on the actual event just because they had to pay for the production of it. I was wondering if they actually make money or not. And I shout to Dana. Aside from him taking care of you, I remember being like, this is so cool to take this on. What an ambitious undertaking for a live event. I can't imagine any other sports commissioner or whatever being like, yo, let's take this on one time just to make an event out of it. Yeah. And they were fucking bummed about the last two fights being boring. Yeah.

And I get it because it's like you put everything on it and it's like, this is the entire world is watching. This is the moment. And then the last two are like stinkers where it's like,

Yes, they won. Yes, they were more effective. But it just so happens that that style of fighting isn't the most engaging. Yeah, visually it's not pleasing. It's not pleasing. Like, the best thing for the UFC is when strikers are the best fighters. That's what makes it the most engaging. You could track any, like, rise in popularity of the UFC over the years and guarantee it's when the best fighters are strikers. Like, you had, you know, Anderson Silva. You even had Chuck Liddell, the Iceman. Like, all these moments.

Obviously, Jon Jones has a pedigree with wrestling, but he's knocking motherfuckers the fuck out too. Connor, Izzy. Connor, Izzy. You just track it, and it works. Because a knockout is exciting. We talk about it. We replay it. We can't replay one minute of Sean O'Malley being on the ground with somebody laying on top of him. It's just not a highlight. But what I will say is after that, the conversation—

In Vegas was just about the spectacle. So I'm sure y'all saw this, but they would show us outside the sphere. They're just showing like the fights or whatever. Imagine we were like, just imagine being in Vegas, walking by the strip and seeing that event outside. It's just nuts.

It was crazy. And it looks amazing on a phone. Like I thought it was just going to look great in the room if you're there. Yeah. But I saw everyone who was like filming and I was like, holy shit. It looks like you're there. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good point. How was it? Didn't you guys watch it on at home? Yeah. What was it like at home?

So, again, the fight card was boring, but you could tell whoever was there was getting an event. I think just the last two were boring. Well, that's really all I got to see because my show's ended at midnight or whatever. The one before the last two fights, or it was like two before that, two guys who I had no fucking clue...

It might be one of the greatest rounds of fighting I've ever seen in my entire life. Oh, yeah. We heard you. Did you see? It was unbelievable. I heard you. The Diego Lopez, Brian Ortega fight. No, no. That was insane, too. That fight was crazy. Daniel Zelluber and that one. These two guys. Esteban Rubavich. Yeah, Rubavich. Anyway, go on. No, I was just saying how...

the fights earlier were really amazing. And then between the fights, they did like give you the wide angle and show the little movies in between. And those are, they look phenomenal. So the experience at home was still satisfying. Yeah. It looks amazing on TV. And did it. Okay. That's actually important. Yeah. Now, did it make you want to see an event at the sphere? Very bad. Oh yeah. Absolutely. Okay. So the big things that's,

You saw the announcement that they're going to put Adapt Wizard of Oz for this year. Oh, that's going to be nuts. $80 million on that, reportedly. And then over New Year's Eve, their big EDM play was this DJ, Anima. I think he has like six or seven dates around that time. They keep on adding. After being there, I want to see a DJ. I think that's going to be... Yeah. I think that's going to be... And here's why. I don't know. I haven't seen the bands. I don't know how a band...

could actually do it because if you really want the music to be choreographed with the animation, you can't let them play live.

Why is that? Well, because if the songs switch with the animation and you riff it all, you take a moment, you stop, you talk to the crowd, you tell them a story. If that's not also baked in to the animation or they don't have the ability to stop with you, now you're off. Oh, I think a lot of those big DJs.

it's all pre-taped and they're just making it. That's what I'm saying. No, no, yeah. So DJ, I think it works because they just press play and then pretend to twist knobs. But if you're a band and like, let's say your lead singer wants to like say a few words. Which is what makes the show fun. Yeah. I get what you're saying. So I think it's one of those things where it's like, let's just see a DJ do it and then just create that immersive environment. And as you're fucking...

I don't know if you're on drugs or not, but as you're peaking, you're also looking at these visuals. I mean... When I did Rogan, he and I talked about going to see Fish there. I don't know Fish, but apparently that's like, you go do shrooms and you go watch Fish. Them at the Sphere would be bonkers. They don't have songs. I think he was saying Fish was there. Grateful Dead. I thought Fish and Grateful Dead. I think Grateful Dead had the crazier visuals. Coldplay, I think, would be bonkers.

box office there because they have stadium shows that have lights. I mean, what I would just do is I'd say, hey guys,

Just pretend to play the instruments. Like, play them, but we're not going to have you plugged in or anything like that. We're going to have, like, essentially you're going to be background track, like what they would do with, like, a Britney. And then just have that also for the instruments. Doesn't that suck to do as a performer, though? I'm curious. Does some of the cost, like, get offset since you don't have to pay for the screens and all that stuff to be built there? Yeah, I think so. But I think what...

that cost is so minimal compared to like producing the content. Yeah. Cause I was thinking like, if it's a live performance, it's like they have the two big screens that is just the cam. And then you really just have to have some filler in between the screens that can be on loop. Yeah. So it's,

It doesn't necessarily have to be that crazy of a feat. Yeah, but you want that video that's playing in the background that's synced to the music to just be mind-bending. And to create that, it's an expensive endeavor. I mean, Jess, but it was fucking crazy. To me, this was the best advertisement for the Sphere.

Like, I wish the UFC, like, owned a piece of the sphere. Yeah. Because the second I left, I was like, I need to see something else there. Yeah, I was like, UFC, you got to go back. Oh, UFC, I want them to do July 4th. I'm, like, trying to... That would be insane. Yeah. Like, they did the Mexican Independence Day. All right, run it up. Oh, yeah. So, Jameel brought it up yesterday. What do you think? Knicks playing in the sphere? I don't know. Like, I don't even know how you do basketball. I...

I'm sure it would be cool. Didn't they do Summer League there? Not in the Sphere, I don't think. Oh. They do it in Vegas. I know they made the Sphere a basketball, so I thought maybe they had Summer League there. Yeah. That's the thing. Basketball is more constant, I feel like. Yeah. You just have halftime and timeouts and shit, like quarters. I don't even think we're ... I think the tech is so new, we can't even conceptualize- How to do it correctly. What it could be. Yeah. We're scratching the surface. Right now, we're like, okay, let's put these amazing videos on in this immersive environment. Yeah.

That's like step one. Yeah. In 1998, you didn't know you could make your entire career on the internet. Yeah. You just thought like, oh yeah, this is where you go look at porn and download music. Yeah, that's for sure. And now it's like, oh, this is everything. I would just go see an old concert. I would just go see Michael Jackson in Berlin. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like from like the fucking 90s on in the sphere. That'd be,

bonkers yeah I mean like just put on every great concert ever just in the sphere yeah Pink Floyd yeah like play the wall in the sphere and I think you could probably use AI to do it but the tricky thing is the quality of video you need needs to be so high to wrap it yeah I'm hoping that like the Wizard of Oz shit that they're doing like hopefully they can map that to this is the original Wizard of Oz movie I think so

because they got the Oz or the what's the one the new one coming out Wicked yeah they have the old film negatives like film is really not it's not 14k but it's usually 4 or 5k yeah original film so certain movies might work quicker I love that they're leaning into the drug element

They're like, all right, we're going to put Grateful Dead. We're putting Wizard of Oz. It's all like these psychedelic calling cards. And I think that works. Anyway, a lot of people put money on this event, including Sugar Sean. He had a nice little parlay going. He lost that parlay because...

He lost. Yeah. So just to add insult to injury, that is a big bummer. Shout out to Sugar Sean. He's going to take some time off. You should. Needed. You deserve it. You made tons of money. You don't have to fight another day in your life if you don't want to. You already achieved your dream. Everything is there. It's locked in. Who cares about anything else? If you do want to come back, hopefully you come back healthy. But shout out Steak, man. Yeah. Because Steak...

is allowing you to feel even worse after a loss. And that is why we support Stakes so much. Okay? We don't want him to have like a little victory on the side of his loss. Like what if he wasn't included in the parlay?

We're not helping you as a person. We're helping you grow by making you lose more. The next time, you are going to double down. He'll come back better. He'll train harder. He'll never forget this. You'll never forget. It's going to be that little chip on his shoulder. He's going to come back there. He's going to fight Marab again. He's going to beat this time. He's going to do an 8-0.

Fight parlay. Yeah. Mix it with different sports. I want you to let it rip, sugar. Shout out to Stake. By the way, this segment has been brought to you by Stake, the leader in global betting and U.S. social casinos. Bet on top sports, political events, and use the promo code flagrant for your welcome bonus. Now, let's get back to the show. Who is like a DJ that's big enough to hold that space? I mean, like Tiesto or whatever. Tiesto or some shit. I'm trying to think. Black coffee.

No one has been doing the visuals that Animon and Tale of Us have been doing. Tale of Us would probably be the craziest. Well, Tale of Us, half of Tale of Us is a guy, Animon, and he's kind of gone solo. He's the one who also just did the visuals. Did you see the weekend show in Sao Paulo? Is he the guy with the giant robot? The weekend? No.

Travis Scott. Holy shit. That would be crazy. But I don't think there's another DJ to sell it out six times like Annie Majestate right now. So here's the thing that I will say is that like four acts that are going in there, like let's say a Travis or let's say The Weeknd that goes in there.

There's going to be some novelty for the first few acts that go in. So even if you're an act that maybe you could do like four shows there normally, you'll do eight simply because people are going to go, I need to see the first concert. I wonder if the multiplier is more. It could be. I wonder if it's like three. It could be.

And Travis Scott does stadiums, so if he's doing 80,000, 20,000 at the Spheres, I gotta do four times the shows just off of that. Yeah, the weekend might be crazy. Yeah, it'd be nuts. Holy shit. Yeah, I wanna...

Yeah, I just want to get lost. I really want to go see another thing there. So yeah, this is, it was pretty, it was pretty fucking cool. So we'll go back. So I'll get a chance. Nope. Come on. No, come on. We're all going to go. Nope, nope, nope. Pass is a pass. No, go on. It'll be fun. Anyway, this weekend, Akash was in Florida and Trump got shot. So what do you think about that? Oh yeah. Do you have an alibi?

I, you know, I'm trying to help this man win an election. Y'all ain't, y'all ain't trying to do that? Let's take the focus off the debate, guys. That was my idea. Y'all don't care about Trump, none. So you knew about this, this plot to shoot the president? I masterminded it, dude. I'm the guy. Yeah, but you didn't do a good job. It was your idea. Yeah, why did you bring it up? That's true. I actually stole your bit, to be honest with you. I apologize for stealing your, you said Trump got to get shot again after that debate, after we talked about what it was. I honestly thought it would be more impactful.

Because there was no shots fired. There was no shots fired. He was just there. Yeah. And he's like some kooky guy. Yeah. He basically is a stalker. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's not that newsworthy. This guy's a warrior, dude. He's a Ukrainian soldier. All right? Put some respect on him. Yeah, he's fighting the man, dude. He's fighting for freedom. Yeah, go back over there, bud. They still need you. Yeah, it's a pretty wild thing, though. It's like strange. The guy was like involved with like this kind of like...

debatable kind of like organization in Ukraine. Apparently he never really fought. He was just like there kind of like hanging, putting up posters and shit. He was living in Hawaii. No one really knows what his job was. Has like a ton of crazy like criminal history. Yeah. And then like ran away and then actually got captured. So he's alive. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to find out. My assumption is just like a crazy guy. And, uh,

What happens is when there's one assassination attempt, I think there's copycats. Yeah, of course. And now that there's two, there'll be more crazy people out there that will be inspired to do this. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but how do you secure an entire golf course? What do you...

What do you do? It technically worked. They were on the fifth hole going to the sixth and they were ahead of there and they saw a gun. Yeah, but he was there for like 12 hours camping out apparently. Yeah. That's not a great look. They got to do better. Yeah, higher extra security for both candidates. Either one of them gets shot. This whole thing is going to be a big fucking nightmare. So let's just protect both of them. It already is a nightmare. Imagine it actually happens. Fuck. Fuck.

That's a problem. Did you see that his first Twitter follow and follow back was like some former CIA lady? I don't know how true that is, but yeah. They're saying it's like probably his handler or something like that before they like wiped his social media. Oh, did they wipe it? Yeah. Like, you know, FBI catches somebody, they take down all their social media. It was up for mad long. Yeah, it was. Yeah. No, I didn't say that. That's hilarious. I mean, there's going to be all these like great conspiracies that come up.

People are claiming that he was in a Black Rock commercial that went around everywhere. Yeah, he wasn't in the Black Rock commercial. It was...

He did the stuff for Ukraine. And BlackRock, I think it would be the greatest beneficiary if Ukraine is able to maintain their freedom. So I think they're going, well, the first shooter was in a BlackRock commercial. The second one is part of this Ukraine thing that BlackRock benefits from. Therefore, it must be. But also when you're BlackRock and you own everything.

Yeah. It's very easy to end up in some sort of like as part of their web. I haven't seen any connection that they funded this or in any way like did it. No, no, they didn't. What I'm saying is there they would be the biggest beneficiary if Ukraine gets its sovereignty. People claim that he's in a BlackRock commercial. That's not true. No, not at all. Do you think they're trying to take him out because Trump keeps saying he's going to put an end to all these wars? Mm hmm.

Probably not, but it's a fun theory. I think that's where you want to go. And I understand how the internet goes in that direction. Like, once you just become so radicalized based on true shit, it's very easy to believe not true shit. Yeah. You know? Like, I mean, it was so funny just to even, like, see the reaction to last week's rant when we did the rant that was, like, very—I felt fair about how the debate went. Yeah. And, like, to see all these fucking crybabies in the comments, like—

No, like it's... Oh, Schultz, you're a paid shill. The Democrats are paying for you. You used to be funny, but now you're not. It's like, oh, I used to be funny when you agreed with my opinions. And now that you don't, now it's not funny. Or now that... Now that you're not my shill. Exactly. You're not funny. Exactly. And it's just like the...

How soft people are. Yeah. And both sides do this. They're both snowflakes. You're both snowflakes. Unbelievable snowflakes. But how much? How much do they pay? I got $1,200 for that one. You got tickets to the sphere. Yeah, I got tickets to the sphere. They introduced them to Shaq. That was worth it. Yeah, 100%. That's sick.

but it's, it just sucks because all these people talk about how they want like an honest and true media. It's like, no, you don't. None of you want it. You want to be told whatever you feel is right. You want to be patted on your fucking back. You want to be put on the tit and then put to sleep. That's all you fucking want. You want to be pacified and, um,

Yeah, it's just, it's a little demoralizing to be honest with you. It sucks when you're trying to be fair and down the middle and it's like, you get scrutinized for it. And then it's one of those things where it's like, well, that's why no one's fair. Yeah. Because there's no money in fair. That's the old quote, dude. The only thing in the middle of the road is roadkill.

That's bars. But that is true. It's like, of course CNN's going to go left because there's a bunch of motherfuckers that need their feelings nurtured. Of course Fox is going to go right because they need their feelings nurtured. There isn't anything in the middle because there's not enough people in the middle that need to be nurtured. That's why I was actually thinking about breaking points and how they have a subscriber model where you pay us monthly and...

I, if I'm them, I don't even have a comment section. I don't have anything that way. I don't have to just appease sponsors and sell commercials. Y'all pay for us. We give you the news as we see fit. And I don't even want to see your comments or what you think. We're going to keep giving you news. Yeah. Pay for it. If you want actual independent, what happens when the subscribers go down?

Time to switch up. Yeah, that's there. I guess that's there as well. But if you get to subscribers based on being moderate, then that's what's going to keep feeding you. Everybody's moderate until it comes to the thing you're passionate about. It's kind of like listening to your girl complain. You know what I mean? Like, you ever try to be nuanced when she's, like, venting about some shit? You're like, well, you know, I can see both sides. She's like, I don't want that. Dude.

She's like, I don't want to hear how you're tired. You got a grift with your girl. You got a grift with your girl. Big time grift. You're like, oh, why would they do that to you? That's so fucked up. And then they're like, yeah, right? You're like, I don't know what you're talking about. But no, you're right. It is a tricky situation. It is a...

I get it. Say again. I figured out how to bring people to the center. I texted Mark this like dumb idea recently, but it's actually a good idea. Well, you have to learn first. What? I said, you have to learn first. No, this is how he's getting brought back in. Back in the day, if you lost, if you were second place in the presidential race, you then became the first person's vice president. Correct. I think we go back to that because then both sides have to put up people who are going to sort of agree with each other and could win the most amount of votes.

So now you sort of got two people who are somewhat similar. Yeah, why'd they stop that? I don't know. I imagine nothing gets done, or you're like, this guy's just going to try to get me assassinated. Yeah. And then he's vice president. That whole party now has a vested interest in killing me. Shout out to LBJ, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why they stopped it. But kind of in my mind, as Miles text me, I was like, count fire. I mean, didn't— It's a great theory. Who did—

Who did Hamilton help get elected? Because it was like Aaron Burr versus another dude. It was Jefferson. Yeah. And I think, and then Jefferson decided not to have Burr as his vice, I'm pretty sure. Oh. I'm pretty sure. Not exactly sure, but I would fact check that. So he might've been the one that kind of bucked that trend. But yeah, that seems way better. Yeah.

But still, people are going to be radicalized. And now with the Internet, it's just so easy to do it. And yeah, now every both sides are saying if this person wins, the country's at stake. Is it all what a crisis this is going to be? Democracy's over. They all do that. Every person that ever said that he was a threat to democracy, he put it on like True Social. And he had a laundry list of like four pages. He's like, this person said this shit to me. This person said this shit about me. Called everyone out.

I mean, good. We didn't make the list. Nothing we said that the, you know, fake shooting thing, nothing that came up. But he was calling out every politician. He was like, yeah. He's like, you're responsible for this, essentially. Good for him. Shit. Once you get shot at or people trying to kill you, you can say whatever the fuck you want about it. Andy blamed Taylor Swift.

Yeah, the Taylor Swift thing was peculiar why he would double down on that. I hate Taylor Swift. It's the funniest thing to ever say ever. Oh, was he there? No, he didn't pull up. That's surprising because he was in Vegas, too. I think he was there and he chose not to come, which is very interesting. And the attempt was Sunday, right?

The assassination attempt was Sunday? Must have been. After the sphere, right? Yeah. But I know he was in Vegas that day. Yeah. Or was he just in Vegas Friday and then he left? He not, yeah. He probably left after. He was definitely there Friday, but I don't know where he was. So he chose to leave. Yeah. Yeah.

Chose to leave. Dana chose sides. He would have gotten a lot of love in that room. Yeah? I don't know. Yeah. Actually... Because he came for Rogan. He came for Rogan. The room would have had to choose. Maybe that's why he skipped out. Came for Rogan and it's Mexican...

weekend. Now, Mexicans do fuck with Trump, but there might also be a contingent of Mexicans that are like, fuck this guy. You talk wild shit about immigrants. Our families are immigrants. Especially on our day. Exactly. So it is a little bit dicey, and the last thing he probably needs right now is getting booed at a UFC event. You need all positivity right now after you got dog-locked in the debate. So, yeah. Yeah.

I mean, this was good for his PR, realistically. What was? Kill a story with a story. Someone's trying to kill me again. Yeah. That's what you were saying. You know what I mean? And if I'm like a Trump supporter, I don't think Trump's team knew anything, but if I'm a Trump supporter and I can find some patsy and I'm like, I really want him to win, I'd be like, hey, man, I'll rob this guy. I'd be like, you should go try something. Yeah. You know what I mean? Tip off Secret Service. Yo, go look. Go.

Don't look one hole ahead. I think there's a guy there. He gets arrested. Trump is a victim again. It'd be brilliant. No one do that. I'm saying maybe you don't want to win as badly as I do. I don't know. Trump's people need to figure out something because he got no energy right now.

He's got a new crypto dropping. Oh, Jesus Christ. Who's advising Trump right now? He's making money on all this, though. The Trump NFTs made money. Also, I still would buy one. I thought he has all the money. That's the thing. Them shits were fired. They weren't. Stop it.

When billionaires do shit for like short money, it makes them look like they don't got money. It's pathetic. It's broke. It's broke boy behavior for you. Yeah. Right. Like if you're a proper billionaire, you got all this money. You don't need short money. Yeah. A couple million.

Even is it million? Yeah, I would love for Trump to do an ad read during a debate. That would be fire. Betterhelp.com. Yeah, there's debate. It was really traumatic for me getting shot at, and I needed someone to talk to. So I went to BetterHelp. I mean, we won't see any more debates. As he's holding the prime cam. Yeah, make some money. We won't see any more debates. He's scared. So is that true? He's really not? Yeah, he posted on True Social. He's not doing any more debates. No, it's because he won. Yeah, apparently to him, he won. Basically.

Best case for Kamala, I think. I think that was the best thing. You got one, you beat his ass, and then I don't have to do anything. I won. I'm out. I think it could go either way. Because if she can get under his skin again... Oh, it's toast. That's fair. And she did it pretty easily. In one sentence. That's all it took. They know exactly what to do to rile him up. And I don't know if Trump's handlers or the people that he trusts, the people that are advising him, I don't know if they trust him to not get riled up again.

So they know that Kamala got the kryptonite. So they're like, we can't put him in this situation again because I don't know if he can handle himself here. He's got nothing on her. She's got really no track record. She hasn't been, she's almost like, she's got the Obama thing going, which is like, she hasn't really been in politics long enough to have a lot of fuck ups.

Remember when Obama was very, very junior, so he didn't really vote on that many bills. There wasn't a lot to hold him against and fire to. Whereas an Elizabeth Warren or a Nancy Pelosi, they probably had 30 fuck-ups throughout their career that you could just go, well, you voted for this bill, now you're saying this. Yeah, I thought Kamala had been a politician for a while. No, she was like... She's been at it, but I mean... She was a district attorney, right? And then she was a senator, so...

But it was very brief. Yeah, not that long. But I mean, he can hold her to the fire for the past three and a half years. And just keep hammering on that. Strategically, he could do better. He could go back in if he can handle it. And he could actually do it. I don't think his people think he can handle it. I don't think he can handle it.

She got under his skin so easily. As we're talking this out, it was one sentence and it's over. I think the Obama thing actually influenced that. I have no proof for this, but she says I think he doesn't like Kamala. I think he hates Obama.

Like he was doing the birther shit from like 2010. Like, yo, this guy's not even from here. Like he hates Obama. And then Obama at the DNC makes the joke about, yeah, we're talking about, you know, crowd sizes. What's his concern with crowd sizes? Yeah. Just a great joke and like perfect delivery. Fucking crushed it. He's a fucking man. But I think that and then Kamala basically like,

echoed that same sentiment and I think he low-key was like, oh, these motherfuckers. I bet you he was watching the Obama thing being like, I hate this guy. And then she says the same thing. Set him off. Triggered him. That was what I think. Like you said, she's got the code. She can just do it again. But you gotta do something. I think he needs to rely on the fact that he's a incredibly funny guy. Literally the day after the debate, somebody is videotaping him. I'm sure you guys saw this

this thing that kind of went viral. Someone's videotaping him at the 9-11 memorial. He sees the guy videotaping him and he goes... And then the guy goes away and then it comes back and he's still going. He goes... And he does this weird smirking like...

And it's just the silliest, goofiest thing to do in the moment. You don't know if he's being funny or dead serious. You never know a Trump. That's what makes it so funny. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, he needs 10 of those in a row. Yes. And then we forgot about the debate. But if you hide him from everybody and you just put him up at his rallies where he just...

you know, says whatever bullshit that he's talking about and his fans just go crazy. There's rah, rah, rah. There's not even that much room for funny. You kind of almost need him in a little bit of conflict. You need him in an interview where somebody's trying to catch him but not trying to bury him. Kamala buries him. But when he's doing interviews with like an ABC or something like that. Is it true that you said this? Yeah, yeah. And then he comes back with a bang.

your line you need you need just Rosie O'Donnell yeah that 10 in a row and we forgot about everything we're like god damn this guy's fucking yeah yeah I saw someone say this theory I thought was a great idea do an election I think we need what England has do an election put our two best candidates in there they can fight it out right

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The Nicky Jam thing? Bro, when they say she, she's hot. She's hot. He played that off good, though. You got to be honest. He played that off so good. He was like, oh, I'm so glad he stepped up here. What's up, Nicky? He's like, and said what's up. And played it off. But he called him a she. See, that's the thing. You'd think your dog is androgynous. Yeah, but I'm talking about a dog. But it's your dog. You've seen the dog before. Yeah, I guess you're right about that.

I do think it's a guy, my dog. Yeah. Wait, Zombie's not a dude? No. See? Thank you. Oh, he got boy energy. You got a dyke dog. Yo, chill out, man. You do have a son. That was crazy. You got a golden studdle, bro. For real. That's a fact. We got to just make Trump the king.

I love this. I said this. I love this. I want him to be part of America, but not in a position where like he actually has to make decisions. Why can't we get, I guess we can, but they're just, they don't have the charisma.

That's the thing. All these like there are a lot of people who are involved in politics that want to what is it? Drain the swamp. They don't call it draining the swamp. Right. But they want to stop like the endless wars and all the other shit that it looks like Trump is trying to do as well. But they just lack the charisma Trump has. Trump is just so much charisma that he could actually become president with those ideas.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it's really fucking impressive. Like, all these corporations that make trillions of dollars and usually silence every one of these candidates could not stop his charisma. Fright train. The first time. It is a freight train. They stopped the second time, and then this third time, at this moment, not looking good. But it's pretty impressive to do what he did. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Pure charisma. Yeah.

Everybody knew when going into election he didn't know shit. They asked him, what's your favorite verse of the Bible? He goes, I like the whole Bible. Pure charisma. What Christian's going to object to that? How dare you rank God's work? Yeah, right? What a blasphemous question. What's your favorite part of the Bible? All of it? The whole thing? As far as

We need more of that. We need 10 of those. Yeah. We need 10 of those. He had a VP. If he had Vivek as VP, I think he wins. You think? Because if you look at him, like, he can get shit done. Yeah, I just, like, I also think that, like... Vance is in there to sabotage him, bro. He just has fuck up after fuck up. What's he doing? I'll make up stories if I need to. What are you doing, bro? He be fucking up that guy. I think it's intentional. Wow. At this point, it's... Maybe he never stopped hating Trump.

Wow. Maybe he's been hating Trump and he was like, he's a sleeper cell. He's a spy. Yeah. Feeding them all the bullshit that we then criticized Trump for. Yep. Wow. They might have to yank that dude. I also think that like the, the, the meme era of like promoting like political ideology is starting to wane. Like I think it was, yeah.

Like early Trump was there were so many the memes were so important, right? Build the wall, that kind of stuff. All the things that would come out of it. And like there would be all these memes that would like condense the information in a funny way that would like project the ideology. And this is when memes are getting popular. And it's a really fun thing to share with one another. And I'm not saying that we don't still do that, but

But it's not as novel. It's a little bit more redundant. It's a little bit more, like, tired, you know? And so I think they're trying to, like, win the meme war, but memes in general are just kind of done. Like, I'll talk to Shifty, and, like, Shifty will tell me about the way his generation approaches memes. They're, like, jokes on jokes on jokes on jokes to the point where, like, the average person doesn't even understand it. Yeah. And I think it's because...

And you correct me if I'm wrong here, Shifty, but, like, the initial version of the meme is now so commonplace that it no longer lets us the reaction it used to. Yeah. Is that fair to say? So now you're just doing, like, inside joke, inside on inside. Yeah. And then the only place that the first meme can go is just to the people that they just want to hear their, like, feelings echoed. Democrats did this with, like, the dark Brandon thing. What is that? Do you remember this? For, like...

Biden put on his sunglasses and he was like, I'm dark Brandon. And then it was just like... They tried to make it like a... Gay. And I feel like the Trump campaign and the Biden campaign are trying to chase this. And it's lost its authenticity. It's lost its purity. This is what happens when corporations try to take on any...

It's like a big corporation buying a cool streetwear brand. That's what it feels like a little bit. They're like, oh, this is how you get shit done? Okay, let's try it. When Supreme started partnering with everybody, you could feel it being like, oh, this is not going to last. It's cool. What is cool about it is that it's authentic and it's lost its authenticity.

And, yeah, just there needs to be a new energy. It's just... One thing I saw all last week was they made a song from that eating the dogs. It was like, they're eating the dog, they're eating the cat. That went crazy. Eat the cat. That shit was fire. Fire. It's like, I wish they did it for... I'm sure their side wishes it was for a better reason, but the song was fire. I mean, it don't matter. If it penetrates culture, it penetrates culture. That is true. Also, the other thing that's so funny is that, like, people are trying to defend that line so much that they are, like...

to the ends of the internet to find any moment where a person is eating a house pet to justify the statement. Yeah. So stupid. Yeah. Where it's just like, yeah, it's happened. It's probably happened. Is it happening nonstop in Springfield, Ohio? Is it a cultural thing? No. I don't think so. Yeah. But there's a perfect example of another thing.

That happened last week. So there was that excerpt from the pod where we were, I think we were talking about, I don't know the exact clip, but like, I think we were talking about the Haitian thing with like, we have to teach them not to eat the pets. And then I was like, we have to do this with the immigrants in Europe too. We have to teach the Muslims not to rape. Right. And it's just so funny. When it happens, I can't help but laugh because like,

I can tell when people that are upset about something don't listen to our pod. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, but what's so funny is that what they do is they try to scare you by saying, I'm boycotting your podcast. I'm never listening again. It's like, you didn't even listen to that clip. You don't even know what

the context of the conversation was. Back when getting canceled had like some weight to it, I was always like, you were never subscribed to the person you're canceling. What are you canceling? None of these people listen to your shit. They're people that, it's very unfortunate they feel powerless in their lives and they're trying to exert their power on people through cancellation and

You know, I imagine that that is very seductive when you do feel powerless. You're like all of a sudden can make somebody who's, you know, quite successful bend to your whim. That must be intoxicating. Yeah. The feeling. But, you know, just to clarify my remarks, I think that immigrants are people in Europe.

And I think that we have to teach them not to do it. I was 100% serious when I said that. Obviously. Obviously, 100%. Only the illegal immigrants. Yeah, just the illegal. No, no, the ones that legally immigrate should be able to do it. They legally got in there. They paid the price. That's part of it. You go to the government. Exactly. You fill out the paperwork. You get the right to do it like any other citizen. But if you illegally...

illegally go there. We have to teach you. These are not your women. Yeah. You get to be here legally, but you can't really. Who's Willie? I don't know. My point is we have to, you know, there has to be some sort of education for the illegals. Yeah. If you're illegal, you get to eat all the cats and dogs. If you're not legal, come on. Come the fuck on, dude. What are you thinking? You can't go steal your neighbor's pets.

Like they did in Miami where we live. My dogs barked nonstop for four months in Miami. I know why now. I know why now. I'm not going to sneak up on my little dog, take it. That's where his dog went trans. He's like, yo, I got a fucking stony motherfucker. Yo, she started up.

She started, them Haitians were coming, and she was like, root! You named both your dogs after food. That's on you. Oh, that's a good point, dude. Yo, Miles, that's a great joke delivered horribly. Because the concept is magnificent. That is like a genius. That was genius. We had one dog named Cookie, another one was Sabi. We are sweethearts.

Yo, I apologize bro stop I say I apologize I apologize for even doing that What happened to cook shit got gotten snatched, huh? Springfield Little motherfucker over a fence

A dude caught him with a fork. Whoa. I don't want to bet a fool. Ha!

No, but just so we can clarify the comments, I just want to make sure that everybody knows. Let's clear up. I want you to be 100% serious. Can we just be serious? Can we be serious? I want to be serious on our comedy podcast. I don't want it to be comedy. No, this is a serious matter. It's not a laughing matter. So let me be very clear what I mean. Be honest. What do you want me to be honest about? Just how you feel. Just say the sentence again as an honest person. I think women should be legal. Okay.

Expound. No, that's all you got to say. That's all I got to say. I think they deserve the, uh, alien rights or whatever that shit is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think Jews. Oh, okay. Now we're having fun. Can I, can I actually tell you something about this fucking, that, that was another thing that bothered me with the, with the, the Muslim thing. Like every other comment was like, look at this fucking Jew talking. I bet he won't talk about Jews. Uh,

that's how I know you don't listen to our podcast. That's the first thing that we're talking about in this fucking podcast. And let me tell you another thing. They all call me Jewish. This is, this is great. The great thing about not being Jewish, but everybody thinks you're Jewish is you get all the antisemitism, but no control of the weather. Yeah.

So, at least with the other fucking Jews, right? They get anti-Semitism, but then they can have a nice 75 degree day with the sun shining. That's a nice way to walk around when you deal with your anti-Semitism or whatever that word is all day. Me...

I got to get anti-Semitism and it's fucking cloudy or fucking rainy because the Jews are afraid of the fucking sun. It is insulting. It's disgusting. And Christ is king. Only thing in the middle of the road, dude. Yo. That's all there is. You know what I mean? Christ is king. A wet goy. Christ is king. You know what Christ said about immigration, don't you? What'd he say?

Let him eat. Wait, what did he do? This is my body. This is my body.

Christ got us out here eating human beings. What the hell? What is going on? These Haitians are reading the Bible like, yo, we're just eating the dogs and the cats. These motherfuckers out here are eating humans. Barbecue takes it literally. They think we're crazy. They got their voodoo where they're eating animals, which is a kind of normal thing for humans to do throughout history. They're reading the Bible like, what the fuck? They're out here eating human beings? Not only humans, God. What? The king. Mm-hmm.

I lick my lips when you said that, right? That's how much I love my king. Oh, you like that? You're an eater? I'm an eater! I'm an eater! You know what I mean? Every Sunday. Wow. In there, bro. Respect. I take that church wafer, I tuck it under my lip like a zin. Because I want that shit to sit with me all day. Christ in my mouth!

But Christ is King, though. Shout out to Christ. Shout out to Christ. Don't fucking... Do not get me started with that. With what? You gotta chill out. Dom's gonna gift you a pager, bro. This is wild, man. Yo, these stupid fucking terrorists still using pagers. You fucking idiots. Listen, what does the pager think? Of course...

Well, the fucking IDF sold the Lebanese terrorists the pagers. Yeah. Because they needed to find a way to, like, they saw the wire and they needed to, like, find a way to communicate without, like, the Jews figuring it out. And they're like, well, Jews don't know about pagers. It's like, yeah, well, they're the only ones still making them for your dumbasses. And they all took them and then they just started making them explode. I don't know why. No. I remember when drug dealers used to think the next-dell chirp was, like...

Encrypted. We used to do all drug sales over the church. Why did you say we? I mean, them. Them. Them. That's a statute of limitations, yo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These shits are so stupid, bro.

I should get arrested for having a chirp, though. That's fucking dumb. Nah, the next old chirp was fire. Anyway, any listeners here that are upset at us, we just want to let you know that you're going to stay upset

Okay. What we're not going to do is sit here with our dicks tucked between our legs apologizing on the podcast for jokes. Okay. Matter of fact, we have a new apology video that we should definitely watch. The Shits and Gigs gentlemen came on the podcast. I love them. I love them. I feel bad they're going through this. Yeah, but I... And actually, I do want to take it seriously because they are serious guys and...

And I want to... Stop fucking laughing, dude. They're defending their community. I want to... They came on the podcast. They got a lot of flack for laughing at a joke. And I just want to hear their apology. These are serious fucking guys. And this is a serious...

This is a serious apology. Ow. Ow. No. Can you take it seriously? All right. Sure. Okay. I want. Shifty. I haven't seen this. That's crazy. Shifty. That's crazy. Shifty. Come on. Shifty. I want everybody to just take this serious. And I want us to try to have a serious moment. It's a serious podcast. And I want to just listen to their heartfelt apology.

Guys, right before we get into today's episode, quick PSA, quick acknowledgement. So if you know, you know, if you don't, it's fine. But we just wanted to address something that's happening at the minute. This past weekend has been a couple of clips going around from when we did a session on the flagrant podcast.

while we were on our u.s tour and um yeah there were a few jokes made um that were incredibly inappropriate one bro one specifically pertaining to black women yep um and in the clip um andrew was making a joke uh i'm not even gonna get into specifics don't you get in frankly like

racist joke yeah and we were laughing at it and to give first of all before we get into like specifics or anything like that obviously there's just literally no excuse pause there is no excuse agree pause there's no excuse there's no fucking excuse um can you pause i just want to take in the beginning of it there's no excuse for jokes

There is never an excuse for making jokes. Can we try? I'm not going to ever make an excuse for being a comedian. There is never an excuse for making jokes. Okay? That is a real statement said by a man. I just want that to be clear. There is never an excuse for making jokes with the boys. Go on, go on. Let's take it serious.

Look at how sad he is over on the left. Fight for Fight is a real thing. We should go back. We should go back because he's going through it right now. Look at how he practices this. I'm going to pick my skin off my finger. I love you guys. I need you to watch him. Look, he's biting his bottom lip. Oh, fuck, man. There is no excuse. Agreed. And...

fight or flight is a real thing like it is yeah fight or flight is a real thing and it's so not easy to say but when you're in the situations you you look at it through a lens of like bro if it was me i promise you i'll stand up i'll kick them cameras down i'll smack homeboy in the face yeah i'll say this i'll do that but when you're in there you're in shock you're in shock and all you want to do is move on yeah i've i've been there i know i know what that's like

When you're just having fun and laughing with the boys and you're like, I just can't wait to move on from this. Don't you know that feeling when you experience the fight or flight and then you just laugh? Does that happen to you guys when your body is just being torn with the primal urge to either fight or flight and instead you just go, ha ha ha ha! Do you guys ever have that feeling? I feel like you're making an excuse for jokes. I'm not...

I would never. That sounds like what you're doing. Hey, I would never excuse taking two things that have nothing to do with one another and then bring them together to make your friend's laugh. I would never excuse that, Mark. What if it has a good setup and a misdirection at the end? You're enticing me. You're doing that thing where you're kind of tricking me with your brain. You're using your brain to trick me into agreeing to something I do not want to agree with. I'm just asking.

Please continue.

I thought it was going to be that, too. I thought it was going to be one of those bros chats where you just say everything that's polite and proper. I did think... What do you guys do when you hang out with the boys? We play games. What kind of games do you play? What we're grateful for. Yo. We'll sometimes just say 10 things we're grateful for. I hate that you guys have created an energy on this podcast where...

Instead of just saying what we're grateful for and appreciating the community that we build, we try to make each other laugh with inappropriate jokes. I hate that kind of voice, Hank. Yeah, we should change it. I want to change that. Can we start right now? Let's make it a Shabbat dinner. Yeah, let's make it a Shabbat dinner. Okay? What is that? It's the vibes we need. Just the vibes.

Talk about our weeks. Be grateful. Turn down everything else in the world. You see why everyone hates them? Do you see why? Because that's their idea of fun. Their idea of fun is sitting around eating food that didn't taste good and then...

And telling everybody what they're grateful for. I'm going to try to do that, though. Yeah. That's what we should do. There we go. Can we make an agreement right now? No more inappropriate jokes. I like that. Especially from you and even you. I like that. You never say anything inappropriate. I don't. I'm the most appropriate. You are. Thank God. Yeah, I have to be. Please continue. Keep you guys in line.

Something that's like really, really hurt people that look to us for support and look to us to feel protected. And protected is the main thing that I wanted to discuss is that it is our duty to protect you guys. Yo. I feel like we've failed. Yo. I feel like we've failed, Akash. Yo. The past... How many years have we been doing this? Six? Seven. The past seven years where...

I've been saying that your people fuck mud. Yeah. And you've been saying that my people fuck sheep. Yeah. I don't feel like we've protected either of our people. You know what? You're right. You're right. And it's our duty to protect people. Scottish people, I just want to say that I apologize to all of you for letting this mudfucker say we fuck sheep. Scottish people, I apologize that you're all so ugly that you have to fuck sheep. I apologize for that.

It's our duty to protect people. Wait, so whenever we see a video of an indie guy fucking mud, what is that? We haven't seen one. Oh, really? We've seen a guy fucking a girl in mud. They fuck mud. Oh, wow. Wait a minute. The other videos, they were going down on the mud. Y'all be doing foreplay. Y'all be warming up the mud. It's wet already.

Stop making jokes! Hey, Al, I'm trying to have fun with the boys, Al. Al, you're trying to have fun with the boys. I'm thankful for you guys, bro. Can you just say two things you're grateful for? Black women? One, better be black women? Better be black women. Don't say black. And if you don't say black women, it's a problem, Al. I'm thankful that you guys... Don't say I'm thankful that I'm not married to a black woman. Come on! God damn! I'm saying we're not getting married!

She's from Spain. I got to protect my woman now.

Okay, keep going, keep going, keep going. Sorry, Indians, by the way. I apologize. No, I apologize. I should have protected you. I apologize. Because you're not capable of protecting yourself. That's the thing. I don't think that you're capable of protecting yourself, so it's my job to protect you. I got to infantilize you, and I apologize. Yeah, and say Indians don't fuck mud. I don't think that we have it in us to overcome jokes, so I apologize. I should protect you. You guys have never fucked mud, and you've never smelled.

I feel like you added that. That's true. And I'm going to protect us. That is true. You don't smell. You're going to protect them.

When we come here. I think they don't smell ever. I don't think they've ever smelled. I wouldn't even make a caveat. And your food is sanitary. That's the thing I believe. You're not sanitary. What are you talking about? You're pissing the sink. I'm grateful that their food is sanitary. This guy bites his feet. What are you talking about? Why are you disagreeing with me? I do bite my feet. I just want to say that is not a Scottish thing, and I don't want you to put that on my community. That is a just me thing. Now, as far as the...

Sanitary eating your own body. It's kind of a haitian thing Mark can we take this seriously? This is an apology. They're fighting for their careers. They're fighting for their lives here. Lo siento Haitians, I'm sorry. And it is definitely not cool to be in that situation and again

not be the ones to stand up and keep the cameras down. And we fucked it on that occasion. It's not going to happen again. And it's about being human. It's about realizing that you don't know what you're prepared for. You don't know how to prepare for something that you don't know what's going to happen. Once it's happened one time, you're like, fuck. You know what's mad funny about this? Is that they had shit that they asked to take out the episode. You know what they didn't ask to take out? Your racist slander.

Why is your nose twitching? They had shit. Their producer or whatever was like, hey, we really think that's inappropriate. We'd like to take that out. That's very uncomfortable. Their fight and flight instinct really kicked in after the power down. But with that joke about the black women, nothing...

Nothing really seemed, the fight or flight wasn't really there afterwards. Your delivery was too good. Maybe they were seduced by a delivery. I like them. I feel badly going through this, but you don't got to protect anybody. That's what I would say to y'all personally, to y'all publicly. You don't got to protect, your people are equal. Okay, let's listen to the end of the apology.

You learn from your mistakes. That's true. That's literally about, yeah, we fucked it and we're like, we're sorry. You definitely do apologize. For me, like, it's one of them ones where you don't realize that, like, for one, when you're part of a community, you don't realize that you can hurt your own community. Especially when you're not, yeah, unintentionally. Unintentionally, for real, yeah. And also, on top of that,

It was so crazy that the narrative that's been spun about how we feel about our community, the irony of the fact that whilst the whole reason we're in that country was to just show how much we love our community and how much we love our supporters and how much time we spend at the shows and just getting to know people and just understanding our community better and just making friends and making bonds and showing love and they're showing love. And this whole six-week trip was just about showing

showing how much we love our community and how much our community show up, show out for us. And then to have that exact same trip be the reason that we're having to, to have this conversation now. Um, but at the end of the day, um,

Mistakes make you a better person. Mistakes do make you a better person. You're not born a perfect person. And yeah, we don't condone. We don't appease that behavior. We don't... All right, all right, we get it. So here's the thing. Listen, I do have empathy for what they're going through. They're young into this content game. Yeah, exactly. And this is what happens with a lot of people who are like,

funny on the internet, but they're not comedians. So they are still concerned about cancellation. I think comedians, we understand that being funny is saying inappropriate things. Sometimes that thing that's inappropriate is something about you. Sometimes it's about other people, but the nature of being funny is something inappropriate happening. Yeah. Right. And

I think what they don't realize is because they're young in the game, and we've all went through this. It's scary in the beginning. You really think you're going to be canceled. You're worried. I'm sure that they have people that they have to take care of, and they're like, uh-oh, what if I have to go back and I have to get a regular job? Is it all over? I completely have empathy for them. I get that. What they don't realize is by...

apologizing, you're just amplifying it. The people that are upset at this, the majority of them don't even listen to the podcast. A lot of them are probably resentful of your success. And they're like, why the fuck should these guys make all this money? And they're just like reacting to stupid videos on the internet and like telling stories. They're just friends. I'm just friends. Yeah, I'm just friends. Why can't I have millions of dollars like they have? So there's, but they don't realize that. They really think it's their community. Your community still loves you. Your community still knows you. And if you actually have a community,

Like you say, which I do believe you do, they're not going to immediately throw you away because of one clip where you're laughing at a clear fucking joke. I was at the live show. They're not going anywhere. Your fans fucking love you. You said the live show was amazing. It was amazing. And your fans fucking love you. They're not going anywhere. But what you have done, and this is hopefully the learning moment, is that you have empowered those people that are trying to cancel you. Remember, the people trying to cancel you get off campus.

on you being canceled. You having to come out and apologize and bend to their whim and change the disposition of who you are. And it is a change, right? Because you had the ability to edit it out. You chose not to edit it out. Didn't mean anything to you to edit it out. You only want to edit it or you only want to talk about it now because of the negative reaction. If nobody reacted to it, you wouldn't go back and be like, we feel horrible and we have to protect our community and all this other bullshit you're saying. The learning lesson here is,

You do not apologize because you are just going to empower these people who aren't even part of your community in the first place. You guys have built something with people who actually know you and care about you. And one thing that happens could never sway them, especially on a podcast where you're joking around. Like, it's ridiculous. That's a learning lesson. And I think also when you're first going through that, you think about, oh, we have black female fans. I appreciate them so much. They must be so hurt by this.

They're not hurt by this. You don't realize that. You start feeling empathy for people that don't feel bad, that weren't hurt. You know what I mean? You're like, oh, you're thinking about all the black girls you see at the live shows. Oh, those girls are probably so heartbroken. No, they don't. They know who you are. Those girls know who you are. They know you're joking. Go out. So I agree with everything you said, but I think in their situation, I...

I don't necessarily feel like they shouldn't apologize because their fan base is different. You guys are comedians. You cultivated a fan base that are used to edgy jokes. So their fans tuned into the show and heard them talk or laugh about jokes in a way that they've never done before. And so their fans can be disappointed. So it's like, I don't think it's wrong to necessarily apologize in that aspect. I would agree with you if...

The reaction to that episode happened immediately after it came out. There was no negative reaction after it came out. This is like a month, two months after the episode came out. And to me, that's indicative of...

Somebody who just likes canceling or causing nonsense on the Internet. They're trying to, like, bait people with, you know, the. This is also on the back end of another thing about them. This supports the thing. Oh, people are already not liking them for whatever. And it's not because of them because they're resentful, hateful, angry, bitter, jealous people who see these guys fucking killing it, being happy, having fun all over. They're going for doing nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Podcasting, like, it looks like it's the easiest thing in the world. And honestly, it's really not that hard. Like, I understand why people are resentful of the success of podcasts. Yeah, of course. They don't have another thing that they can do to justify where they are. Like, we do stand-up. And everybody, you can say whatever you want about stand-up, but most people are scared to do it. It is an art, a skill that you can refine. Like, say whatever you want about, like, Draymond Green's podcast.

You can't talk that much shit about him hooping. Yeah. That shit is hard. You can't hoop like him. You might be critical. You say, oh, I can't shoot, whatever. But you can't hoop like him. You're not going to lock down seven footers at six, seven or whatever the fuck he is like he does. And they don't have that other thing to justify what they have. Stand up. Most of you don't even get on the stage.

Exactly. So, yeah. Yeah, so people are resentful, so they do this thing, and then they find this podcast clip, just justify whatever BS narrative they're spinning about these guys, and then they throw that on the fire. And that's why I felt bad that, like, they're using us as a tool. And the joke, I didn't even know what the joke was. I watched the joke. It's so clearly a joke. Yeah, I know.

It's so clearly a joke, and it's funny. We've said some crazy, we've said much crazier things and laughed at it. That was so quick and so funny and such a turnaround that you just have to laugh at it. It's just taking what you said and then turning it around back on. It's like verbal jujitsu, and that's why you laugh. I get their position. It sucks. I do think they're nice guys.

But yeah, they're awesome. Being in that spot. Like, I just don't ever need to apologize for laughing at a joke. Like if they came on and said the joke, then maybe they can be like, look, I did something wrong. I said a joke. I shouldn't have said my apologies. But like, they just laughed at a joke. Like I laugh at shit that's fucked up all the time. You see a fat person fall off a building and die and crush of a school daycare. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. Yeah.

You never saw that? Like a fat person falling off a building and crushing an entire damn car? It's extremely funny. Yeah, it is a crazy thing to happen. It's so tragic. Israel does it all the time in Gaza. Actually, that's... Yeah. You should start seeing hands.

More specifically, it does get less funny, but it's still pretty funny. That is a good point. Maybe we went too far. Maybe you guys went too far. Anyway, we don't have to bring it back to the Jews, which is often what happens in conversation. That's what Dub does, though. He does always bring it back to the Jews. But he had a great time in Vegas. He had an amazing time. It was so good. Every time the camera cuts to you, Dub is on his phone. You're watching a fight. He's like, oh, sorry. He was videotaping. Yeah, you're right.

there in front and use your eyes enjoy the moment I have to defend him it is hard

My bad. That was insensitive of me. That is also racist. I do apologize to all the people. That was a fucked up joke. I'm sorry that I laughed at that joke. Don't be sorry. You know what? We have to protect you, though. Thanks, guys. Anyway, hopefully this is a learning lesson for them. They are good guys. They're new to this game and they're going to figure it out. But I have noticed this kind of thing happen with the funny people

on YouTube that are podcasters that aren't stand-ups. It's not just them. It's other people as well. And I think it's just because they don't really understand the essence of jokes.

Yeah. Right. And I think that like if they did and jokes were important to them, they would defend the jokes. You'll never have a comedian coming here and apologizing about it because then we'd have to apologize for every single thing we do. We have to apologize for our existence for them. They're like, all right, we could just apologize and move on. It's going to come with you. You apologize. Now, the next time you guys laugh at a fucked up joke about something else, that community is coming for you because everybody's sniffing.

It might be black women now. You might make an Asian joke. Now the Asians are coming. Everybody out there has their antennas up and they're like, yo, we could cancel these motherfuckers because they're going to go bend over the second we start lighting up their Twitter. So hopefully this is a learning lesson for them. But maybe they have different rules in England or something. I don't know. Oh, that's right. Yeah, they're softer over there, too. Like you can't say spaz or the N-word even? Yo. Wait. What? What?

I mean, you can't. I'm saying you can't. Mark, are you going to get us canceled by the spaz community? I feel like the spaz community is going to come after us. What are they going to do to you? Well, I'm not going to say because I feel like that would be inappropriate. But they'd probably be really in control and have a very measured approach towards whatever was going on. What does spaz mean out there? I think it's down syndrome. People with mental disabilities. Oh.

What is it here? It's kind of like a kid that has sugar. Yeah, isn't it? Like you just frosted mini wheats in the morning and then you just act like a child. Yeah. So that's what they think retards are in England? Yeah, I guess so. That's actually fucked up on y'all's part to call them that. That's derogatory. Oh, I thought that's where we got spazzed from because you're acting like a retard.

No, I thought you were just hyper. I'm a spaz on the mic. Nobody says I'm a spaz on the mic when they have mentally retarded rhymes. You know what I mean? I'm going to spit some crazy shit on the mic. Go stupid. Go dumb. Black Eyed Peas had that. Let's get retarded. Yeah, but that works for Black Eyed Peas. See where it comes from. Hold on, hold on.

The greatest line ever. I forgot the guy's name, but I posted it on the story a few days ago. It's a rap song. Fuck, I'm forgetting it. Wait three years or something. Miley Cyrus. I just want to fuck every year. He goes, I exchange V cards with the retards. Bro. That right there should be illegal. We need a rap genius for that. For him to be like, I don't mean literal retards. I just mean...

Girls that are dumb. Legal age women that are very stupid. Anyway. Anyway. You know who was canceled recently? Who? Puff Diddy.

for the baby oil yeah don't do it again a thousand bottles of lube and baby oil was taken from his crazy estate that's a lot of butt fucking right that's a lot of butt fuck do you see the racial jokes that he's making i don't know what you see the i thought we turned it into legal you need to apologize to black men apologize to black men ankles and elbows i

Paul is an ashy black man. All right, fair enough. I'm texting my knuckles right now. Nah, Diddy got to come out and say that. Diddy got to be like, listen, I'm ashy. This got nothing to do with butt sex. I'm an ashy dude. Yeah, it's dry up here. Whatever. He's locked up. So Diddy's officially in jail. Yeah, I knew that. I know the thousand bottles of baby oil. That's insane. I heard an interesting take. How big is that house?

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using his name, but it's not my... Tell us what 50 said. No, no, no. It wasn't 50. You guys know him, but I just want to make sure he would feel comfortable. And he was like, I think this all happened once that dude came out and said that Diddy hired the guy who killed Tupac. Oh, okay.

I thought that all this Diddy stuff stemmed from his lawsuit with the liquor company that owns Ciroc. So apparently Diddy won like a billion dollar lawsuit for like racial discrimination with the liquor company that owns Ciroc. Yeah. And he won it. Like they were going to have to pay up. And then all this shit happened afterwards. So I'm like, oh, wow. Imagine being a racist and complaining about racism. Ain't that crazy? I mean, yeah. Fuck racists. You're a racist.

You're not even an... No. You were born here. Yeah. So I thought that's what it was, and I thought that these billion-dollar liquor mafias are like, you know, they're in the pockets of these politicians, and they're like, hey, listen, look into this guy. He's got some fucked up shit. He wants to take billions from us? Well, you're going to have to deal with this. But...

He said that this guy, and I guess the guy alleged that Diddy was the one who contracted him to kill Tupac. Is that? I think so, yeah. Okay. And that guy had been locked up. So my buddy was basically saying, like, listen, that guy's been in jail. So he's had a year to cooperate with the feds. So he's had a year to learn everything about Diddy. He goes, furthermore, Diddy stuff kept getting leaked.

The hotel video all of a sudden is leaked. Like, the fact that there are these videos of all these sexual escapades is leaked. Like, all this information is getting leaked almost to, like, sway the public. Because if out of nowhere they just locked up Diddy, maybe the public would be like, what is this? This is horrible. This is racist. How are you going to take down this successful dude? Now that you've got a video of him beating the shit out of the girl, Cassie, right? Now that it's kind of like,

known and accepted that he's having these crazy sex parties. There might be some drug trafficking going on. It's almost like they're preparing the public for the takedown of this very powerful man. And I wonder if it does come from that dude. I don't know. I just an angle I didn't see. What do you guys think? That's interesting. Yeah. I just thought that those rumors were out there. I guess him coming out and saying it was different. I got hired. But yeah, I would. I'd always heard rumors that he had been killed.

Like, and you hear wild shit about Diddy for decades. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. Yeah. Because he said that quite a while ago. Like, it was a space and time since he did that interview and said that Diddy put a

a price on Tupac's head because he didn't actually contract that particular person. It was like some meeting in a hotel where he was saying, oh, I'll put a mill on his head. And then these guys said, oh shit, we know there's a price on his head. We happen to be in Vegas at the same time. Let's get that mill. And you're right about a million ninety-seven with inflation. What the fuck is that now? That's crazy money. Yeah.

So his three charters are racketeering, sex trafficking, and transportation to engage in prostitution.

Those are the three things. I mean, yeah, apparently some of these girls are underage, which is going to be its own different thing. But I believe the Ciroc thing more than anything. I didn't put that together, but that makes the most sense. And probably if you're Ciroc, you've been hearing all this shit. You probably know some shit. And we're like, we protected you and you're going to sue us for crazy money? All right, let's go. I think it was just Cassie. It's not our job to protect you anymore. That's right. Now that we're not in business, we're not silencing shit. I feel like it was just Cassie because like everything...

everybody talked in the industry, maybe not to this degree, but like everybody would talk about, did he, people just waited for somebody to step up. And the moment she opened that gate, like everybody now, every, all his security is doing interviews. Everybody around him is doing interviews. They're trying to clear their name or whatever, because they know they were around it and seeing some of this fuck shit.

And so I think that's really what happened. Yeah, I know it's kind of a trope to say like it's brave to come forward and like it seems like it's lost meaning. For her, every human being knew some shit about Diddy that knew him and nobody could. Because they were afraid. They were all scared. It's incredibly brave. And she's just like, no, here's everything. That's the thing. A lot of the people that are powerful that do this kind of stuff

Coming out... Well, I mean, it's coming out, you can argue no matter what isn't brave because you also have to deal with the scrutiny of that. But, like... For her, especially. Yeah, it's, like, even coming out saying, like, Diddy doesn't pay his taxes is brave. Yeah. You could get murked for that. Yeah. And if it doesn't come through, everybody leaves you out in the cold. It's not like you get protected. Once you come out and accuse a powerful man or something, it's not like you get, like, Secret Service protection. Yeah. You alone. Yeah. And the other... You either get touched or lawyers fucking bankrupt you. Oh. Or, like...

Even the legal ways that they could drain you were crazy.

Because you have to engage a lawyer in order to fight anything that comes. So anybody can sue anybody for anything. And you have to call a lawyer to help you with that. And every time you call them, that's money. Every hour they spend, that's money. They could send, what's it called, an allegation after allegation. They could literally drown you. So if you don't have deep pockets, which a lot of these people who are being taken advantage of don't.

You're not going to take advantage of some princess because she's got deep pockets. She's going to fuck you and her parents are powerful as well. Yeah. All you need is one cease and desist. Hey, stop talking about this or we're taking you to court. And then you don't even have to get people active. You could literally just have a letter and have lawyers come in. If that guy will do that to you in a hotel lobby, think what he'll do behind closed doors. Think about how arrogant Diddy was. Oh, insane. That he knows what he's done in his life. Yeah.

Denny's either incredibly arrogant or incredibly innocent because he knows what he's done in his life, either nothing or something, and chose to stay in America. Russell Simmons knew he fucked all them girls, so he fled to Bali and did fucking Pilates for the last six years. You can deny it if you want to, but you ain't been back to America in quite a while. Yeah, like let's call it what it is. Nobody goes to Bali during a rainy season. You are there every single day, right? And with the boss to even comment on shit.

Diddy could have left. Yeah. He could have went somewhere. I mean, Epstein could have left. Yeah. Incredibly arrogant. I don't think he could have left. I think it's arrogant. Because he said he was still running an operation. And I think that it was, I think he got flipped on by people that he was working with. So then the question is, why was Diddy filming all these people?

Like, sure, you could just be filming people because, like, you're a freak and you have all these weird sexual... He thinks he's untouchable. That's the arrogance. He said Cassie's a liar knowing there's hotel footage out there. Yeah. He knew that. Yeah. He thought he paid to have it buried. I 100% agree with you. I think that that is the arrogance. Or...

It's a Whitey Bulger situation. Do you guys know Whitey Bulger? Oh, yeah, yeah. The Boston Irish mob guy who was a Fed. Yeah. And he was working with the Feds. So he could do whatever he wants with impunity because he knows he's helping out the Feds. So maybe. When you say he was a Fed, you mean he was an informant, right? Informant. Yeah, yeah. He was an informant. So maybe, I think, which is what Mark is alluding to, maybe. We don't know. These are all allegations. Or allegedly. These are allegedly, sir. Yeah.

Maybe Diddy was cooperating. Maybe Diddy had protection. Maybe Diddy was sharing some of that surveillance footage or whatever it was that he had with certain, I don't know, three-letter organizations. And because of that, he felt safe. He felt protected. He's like, they're not going to let me go through this, all the stuff I gave them. I don't know. Again, I don't know. This is a conspiracy theory. But as someone that's, if you're blackmailing someone,

the worst thing you can do is be exposed have exposure on you so like in order for Epstein to blackmail people people can't know he's a blackmailer you know what I mean in order for Diddy to have people again this is a conspiracy theory but if people are coming to his parties and he's filming them which is according to the prosecution he has tapes of people at these free golfs yeah you know for what purpose and why does he feel so confident

I would assume, I guess if I'm going to try to climb into that guy's mind, there's a lot of stuff about power that he gets off on. Like, that's what the freak-off is. Really ruined a fun term, by the way. That's what the freak-off is. It's like, I'm going to make you do this thing. Watching a tape is just...

I'm seeing my power being exerted again and again. That's why I would take it. Yeah, it's like a token. Like a serial killer keeps a button from a big show. And then you inherently have power over them. So whether he was sharing it with organizations, again, it's all speculation. No one knows. But he definitely has power over them. Yeah. Like if someone's trying to step out of line and fuck him over, all he has to do is send a picture and be like, yo, by the way, do you remember this?

And then any problem he has with that person that came to his party at any time goes away. Yo, you know what's real funny is that, like, Shifts and Gigs is going through this shit right now. You want to know someone who really hates black women? Yeah. Yeah. What about the guy who beat the shit out of one and dragged her through the fucking hotel room? What about the guy who's being accused of, like, sex trafficking them around the country? Like, what about the guy who's being accused of drugging, like...

Your energy could be spent much more wisely. Much more wisely. Than the people who laughed at a joke. Yeah. Yeah. Much more wisely. But again, it's not about helping. Helping. It's about self. It's about feeling power. How can I feel power? You can't feel power with Diddy. The feds already got him. Yeah. So you need somebody else. Yeah. So you think Diddy makes it through this trial or what? This feels very Epstein-ish.

Because they got the tapes. They got the records. There's a lot of people nervous right now, probably. Yeah. He's locked up. You said a lot of people named somebody that's not Jay-Z because that's the first person we've all been told it is. Jay-Z's not going to let Diddy freak off, bro. I don't think Jay's going to. Jay, wasn't it that story that Jay wore a condom to get head from Superhead?

That discipline does not allow you to be at a baby oil freak off from Pete. Yeah. Yeah. Like there's no, that mother J is disciplined. I believe it. I just want you to throw, throw a name out there. This. Oh, I don't know anybody that's in these free calls. I'm just saying there are a lot of people. They, they say they have a lot of, what was it? Did they say the amount of hours of footage or something like that? I didn't see that. Oh, but they say they have a lot of, you know, somebody getting paid with our tax dollars to watch this. Yeah.

How crazy is that? Jerking off. That is their job for the next three months to watch Diddy fuck guys in the butt. Like, what a crazy country we live in. You joined the CIA. You joined the FBI because you wanted to fight evil.

And now you just got to watch Diddy have sex with video vixens, male and female, for three months. Yeah, we got to watch the guy that volunteers for that. He's like, I'll do it. You're like, what? I think Diddy thinks he can beat this because his lawyer said that

He was supposed to turn himself in the following day. Yeah, he's a delusional. And they just took him in. But he also didn't want to be arrested outside of his house or whatever. Like, you don't want public photographs of you. No, I know, yeah. But I wonder what changed why they arrested him early. I think he just pulled up. He was like, all right, I'm here. No, no, no. No, they arrested him at his hotel. I thought he turned himself in. No, he was supposed to turn himself in the day after. Put it this way. And you guys can probably speak to this more than I can, or at least you can, Al.

If the feds are after you, good luck. Right? Yeah, it's a wrap. It's a wrap today. Yeah. And where's he being tried? In the Southern District? Real quick, and I'm going to fuck up this story, but there was a very famous story recently of this guy who died on a boat in the Mediterranean. I'm going to fuck this whole story up because I haven't read enough. But basically, I'm pretty sure that this guy was sued by the federal government and won. Okay. Yeah.

And then he ended up randomly dead because his boat got flipped or something like that in the middle of Mediterranean. And they're saying because it got windy. A water spout apparently hit the mast and knocked this boat down. A gigantic boat. The point being, they're going to get you one way or another. The feds? If they believe that you did the fucked up thing, you're going down. It could be wrong, but we're talking about a 95% conviction rate or something like that, the feds.

So I think they're basically like, hey, listen, Diddy, you did this shit. Or there's enough powerful people out there like, I don't trust him being an operative anymore. Time for you to go. Who knows? This could all be bullshit. But it feels to me that it is very important to some people out there that Diddy goes down.

I mean, I don't think it's like a hypothetical that if the feds want you, they're going to get you. Yeah. Like I was even talking to a guy the other day, this guy Frank Parlato. He was like the main journalist that exposed NXIVM. Oh, the cult. Yeah. And he basically like did the whole expose. He took them down. The reason he took them down is because they came for him because he was a consultant that then left. And so they came after him, like try to sue him into oblivion. And he basically just exposed the whole thing and eventually got them all arrested. Yeah.

But he was saying that after the case, it actually changed the precedent for sex trafficking in New York.

Which is interesting. That this guy, Ranieri, got—he was indicted on sex trafficking. And basically what he says—and he actually regrets this, is what he told me. Again, this is what he said. That basically sex trafficking now, specifically with a grand jury—because grand juries apparently are super malleable from prosecution. Like the old saying is like a grand jury can indict a ham sandwich is like the term that people use. A grand jury, you can just roll over.

What does grand jury mean to selection of your peers? It is, but the prosecution is selected. And so you get like the best prosecutors and you get more of them or something to that effect. And then in a grand jury at the closing statements, the prosecution leads the closing statement and then the defense gets a word and then the prosecution gets another word at the end, which gives you a huge advantage when it comes to persuading. That's the last thing in your mind before you convict. The first thing and the last. Yeah. Whoa. So apparently grand just need majority.

Oh, you don't need unanimous vote. That's right. So it's basically a system that's set up to be like, hey, we need this guy clipped. Because convictions are also really important for DAs, and it helps the whole system to get these convictions. Also, if everything is pending and you get hung jury after hung jury after hung jury, it costs so much money. It takes so much time. So there's kind of a system where they can manipulate these grand juries a little more. This is from what people have spoken to. He says that the sex trafficking laws in New York have changed to the degree that if you...

basically introduce someone. This is, he says like the worst case. And there's been precedent for this since the NXIVM thing. If let's say one guy introduces a girl to another guy and they have sex and it's consensual and it's fine. And the other guy rewards the first dude in any way, shape or form, whether it's like, Hey, let me buy you a drink. That girl was awesome. Thanks for setting me up. That can be considered sex trafficking. Wow. This is what he said again. I don't know exactly. He says it can go even as far as to expressing gratitude, right?

So like a text message, like, dude, you're the man. Thanks so much for setting me up. He's again, this guy, Parlato says that the precedent now since that case that he helped expose now can kind of wrap up anyone that's ever been set up by someone under sex trap. Now, this is how all you amazing wingmans out there. But this is how these things work.

You have a situation where there is a guy who's, let's say, a pimp or something like that, or even like a girl who's a pimp, somebody who's running some other girls. You give a girl to another dude. You don't even accept payment. You're just doing it because that's what your skill is. You've got a bunch of girls. You're passing them around. And maybe you get payment from something else. You get payment from getting a percentage of this business thing, or you get to invest in this company in early seeds.

They try to create protection for the women, which I think makes a lot of sense. They're like, if the only way we can clip this guy is to prove that money was exchanged, then we can't protect these girls. Then politicians go and they go, I want to have the Protect Women Act. And then what person could possibly veto the Patriot Act or the Protect Women Act? So now you have these rules that can be taken advantage of

By very innocent cases, meaning a guy connects his boy with a girl. Then he goes, bro, that was the most amazing. She was the hottest chick. Let me take you out to dinner or something. This girl's fucking amazing. She's so hot. And if you want, you could clip that guy through this law that was genuinely made to protect women.

yeah if they want to come after you yeah the feds are not gonna fucking send a letter to someone for being a wingman but if you're in jail or if you're being indicted and you have a bunch of tax fraud and shit and they can also throw this on and throw it on pile it on that wow that's kind of like the rico thing it's like hey if you did anything criminal involving a business or commercial entity in any capacity like now you're on racketeering yeah so like they expand these things get these mob guys but then there's other people that then can fall under yeah

And they're not going to peel it back. And then you can even just have precedent. So you don't even necessarily need to do the law. You can just be like, oh, well, in this case, this happened. So therefore, in future cases, this other thing will happen the same way. And we're back. Listen, I've discovered a couple of things this week on the Internet that I'd like to share with you guys. You know, I'm not a gatekeeper. But so obviously, you know, my obsession with Indian Instagram. It's not TikTok because TikTok is not.

Allowed. Allowed there. But Indian Instagram is absolutely incredible. I suggest that you watch a couple of videos, like them, and just let the algorithm do its thing. My Instagram is so beautifully curated to only see Indian people doing absolutely hilarious shit. It doesn't matter what they do. It's hilarious. There's a guy who just cuts watermelons and opens them and screams. So this is my man. I love this guy. I love you, man.

That'd be the best.

Okay, now go to some of the other ones. Can you go to the mud thing? Can I go to the mud thing? The mud thing was absolutely exceptional. I don't want to believe the mud thing, obviously. It's like a fun little joke. But Instagram wants me to believe it. I get it. Because this right here is... Does anybody know what this is?

It's just little kids playing around. They are 25 years old. This is full-grown adults, and he got the Indian flag behind him. I almost feel like this is like Pakistani is like trying to troll India. It might be. It's got to be, right? Yeah, because why would you? He loves that much. He can't breathe. He can't breathe.

Oh, now I can breathe. You think it's a scythe from Pakistan? I think it's a scythe from Pakistan. I mean, look at him burying that face in that mud. Oh, man. And then the back handspring mud dive is crazy. So, guys, give me one of these real quick.

Yo. That looks fun, don't it? No! I think it's Pakistan, bro. I think you gotta blame Pakistan for this. I really do. Okay, give us more. Give us more. I mean, I promise you, there is... It's actually heartbreaking knowing that I'll never create anything funnier than just a random Indian guy with his phone because it is unbelievable. Oh, they did not find a little crack. Oh, dude. I think they made a little crack. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, he's stuck. Oh, he's stuck.

Oh, there's so much of this. Like, we got to get our friend out of that crack. Oh, Satan. What is this? I'm telling you, dude, it is the best...

The best. Shout out India. Shout out the content creators on Instagram Reels. You have given me so much joy over the past week. This one is clearly set up to try to get views, which is so funny. Almost worse. That's what's so funny. All of it is kind of like set up in this way. It's so good. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. I mean, I sent so many to the group chat. For like, in case you didn't know where to focus on. They put the arrow. Yeah.

I mean, it is very like Bollywood inspired, which is actually kind of fire. Oh, like you'll see a ton of them where it's like, uh, they put the graphics, like my girl left me and got with another guy, but then I got money. Yeah. And then he like walked by with like a chain and the girl's like, what did I do? It's fine. I like them. Yeah.

There's some production value. I think we've got to thank the Imbanis for this because they gave everyone self-service. That is true. Wait, did they do that? Yeah, that was one of the Imbani brothers. I think Mukesh is the one who's winning. Yeah, so we have them to thank. Yo, shout out the Imbanis, man. What you've done, the joy you've given me over the last seven days, it's unprecedented.

I need you to click immediately on... I've sent like 30 of these to the group chat. I'm flicking through. Nobody responds to a single one, and I keep on sending. Oh, we got to send people to Grandy's new page. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So Grand Wizard Chat, word we can't say, has gotten his page blocked from Instagram. He has come back with a vengeance. New Instagram page is Grandavious.

G-R-A-N-D-A-V-I-O-U-S. Go follow it immediately. I need every one of y'all to go out there and support Grandy. This is the funniest Instagram account on the internet. Yes, Mark, you found another one. This one was good. Oh, my God. This one was really good. The Indian ones are good, but then the Jewish ones are also pretty good. There's a lot of anti-Semitism on the internet, but sometimes they get the joke right, and it is... Can you see this one? How do you feel about that one?

Go right here. Can you make it bigger? Jewish piano? Yeah. One of my faves. We share it too. Guys. Do you guys really? We love a good Jewish joke. Thank you. See? Anti-Semite or anything. Yeah, you are an anti-Semite for that. Wait, can we talk about the Super Bowl controversy? We never even spoke about that. I thought we did. Kendrick? I don't know if we did. We didn't? We didn't talk about Kendrick, I don't think. We didn't talk about Kendrick.

Do you think he did this just to troll Drake and Cole? Because in First Person Shooter, they keep saying they're as big as the Super Bowl. And then he's like, you know what? I'll just do the Super Bowl. Yeah. I mean, it's just such a tricky thing. Like, yeah. I don't know if he did it to troll him. I definitely think he did it to troll him when he said there's no round two. Round two, that was a clear shot. Yeah. Yeah.

But I think, are you sure we didn't talk about this? Maybe we did. I can't remember. We didn't. Because the biggest. Maybe because we talk about it on Idiots. We talk about it on Idiots. The biggest nail in the coffin or the final nail in the coffin would be if Drake brings out Wayne Kendrick. Kendrick.

Sorry, if Kendrick brings out Wayne at the Super Bowl. Yeah, it's a wrap. It is. Yeah. That is over. I think that's also part of his thing. He probably could have done this before. I do think there's a reason he put his hat in this year for his name. I don't know if that's how it works, but he's open to it this year, whereas I don't think he would have been before. And I also think if Wayne got it and brought out Drake, that would have helped out Drake a lot. Huge. And he was like, let's squash that. Let's get out in front of that. Or the war type shit. Huge, yeah. And then if he can bring Wayne out...

It's fucking... That's big. Just the best move. Kendrick's had the biggest year. It was either Kendrick or Taylor. Too big as ours. I'm shocked Taylor didn't do it. Taylor didn't need to. But I mean, if she did, she'd be nuts. Now, I will say this. I don't know if Taylor serves the football-watching audience. I don't know if...

I would argue she's already serving the football-watching audience just by being at the Chiefs games. And if the Chiefs make the Super Bowl? No, it would be crazy. But what I would say is, like, I don't know if the average, like, football fan listens to Taylor. Yeah. Where the average football fan definitely has heard this story.

Kendrick's song. Yeah. I also think her PR team, Taylor's team is like, you know, you performing at the Super Bowl is going to be a lot of negative PR. Tons of negative PR. They're already hating on you for having like two minutes of cutaways during a game. Yeah. You do the halftime show. Forget it. But I feel like the Super Bowl, it's,

more non-football fans watching than actual football fans. I agree. Also, apparently Jay-Z chooses this and I could see him it's been Rap-X or Black-X, I guess, since he took over. And I think he probably is going to choose Kendrick over Taylor. Yeah, and I feel like it's so stupid for people to be complaining like, yo, we have a rapper performing at the fucking Super Bowl. Be happy. It's almost like it's never enough with you guys. Shit.

Doesn't it kind of feel like that for me? Dude, also, I found a legendary. This is like an OG amazing. I never got this. I think I've seen this one. Have I showed you this like 10 times? You were like, this is the funniest thing. I never got it, and I think it's a horrible. All right, now I feel bad. Now I'm scared. This is a horrible example of Indian Instagram, and I don't want anybody to judge Indian Instagram by this. Baby.

Baby I want cool drink No baby, it's not good for health No cool drink ah? Break up! Nooo Break up! Break up! Break up! Idea! Oh, he's got a plan Oh shit! Your father number My father number baby No break up, just kidding I love you baby I want only you Baby, it's my fault

No baby. You are there for the boys.

That's a banger, dude. The video was shit, but the accent is amazing. I was just laughing at the sound coming out of his face. There you go. Baby, baby. Mark sent me that. He's like, this is the funniest thing I've ever been created. I think years ago. This might have been half a decade ago I sent you that video. Bro, there's one of a Zoom call where a teacher is trying to do a Zoom class with

and these guys start arguing on the Zoom, and it's so fucking funny. I wish I could find it. Let me see if I can find it. Also, just phone number out there. That dad's numbers. Oh, shit. We can call him. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we might have to hit him up. Yeah, we might have to prank him. Let him know his traveling-ass daughter is getting cold drinks. I mean, how dare she? Yeah, it's not good for our health. Dude, yeah, we got to go to India, man. Immediately. We got to go to India. We got to jump in that mud.

How can you not? How can you not? How can you not? I mean, it is. When you're in India, let me, and I mean this, I don't, I'm not trying to like insult here. Do you eat the street food? Can you handle? No, I cannot. Okay. So it wouldn't be advisable. There are places that will make that same food with bottled water, and that's where I'll eat. Oh, is it the water that they issue us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I mean, probably other things, but that's the main thing. I saw a guy cutting meat with his big toenail.

That's you. No, I eat the big toenail, but I don't cut the meat with it. He was using his big toe to slice the meat in half. That's fire.

I've actually failed to see the issue. That was a really effective response. I can't say anything to that. All I'm saying is that there is... I sent you the link in the flagrant chat. Yeah, but you don't have to watch it here, but to me, I don't know, Indians laugh at this one a lot. All right, let me see. Let me see. All right, let me pull this up. My cute face just popped up. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Wait, it's in the flagrant chat? It should be in the flagrant chat. Oh, that's right. I almost need to like... I need to find y'all some heat. This is a...

Yeah, hold on. She's just trying to conduct a Zoom class, get these guys to cooperate. So, Unnati and Radhika, please just look into it and ensure that Sard becomes a part of any of the groups. I mean, that is quite doable. Yeah, and Sard, it's a request. Please contribute to them, whatever. I tried to contribute, ma'am. Nobody picked up my calls. I can't do anything.

See Siddharth, I can't help it but if there is so much friction, it's better not to work together. They want to group and come at me, they can come at me. I don't give a shit about them. Who are they? They are nothing. Calm down, please. Yeah, probably my servant earns more than Benayak's dad. Bro, don't cross the line. You four foot two inch dwarf bitch. This is unacceptable, Siddharth, please.

There is a reason why nobody likes associating with you. There is a reason why your girlfriend likes associating with everybody else other than you. Oh shit. Siddharth, don't say that. Don't say that. Siddharth, the issue is resolved. You have to join some other group. If he is here, I will kill him.

Siddharth, you speak to me after the session. The session gets over, okay? And no, no, Siddharth, please. Please. Bimak, how much does your dad earn? That shit kills me, dude. That shit kills me. Funniest content on planet Earth right now coming out of India and it's not even close. It's not even close. It's not even close. Pause always kills me.

How much does your daughter earn? She's begging him to stop. He's quiet. And what is that? What a callback. It's just some Zoom. I don't know how they put it out there. It was some Zoom class. Probably during COVID. Teachers teaching over Zoom. And they got to do a group project. And then they're just trying to mediate this issue. Yeah. That's great. I mean, yeah. We just need to watch it. We got to go. We got to meet these guys.

Oh, I already have all the people that I want to hang out with. I want to do Watermelon Guy. There's another guy that's like incredibly skinny. He's kind of like weird, but he does a lot of content that's really good that I need to go into the mud diving guys, need to connect with them. I'm going to put a list of them together. I mean, I send it to the group chat, but none of you guys respond because you're all pieces of fuck. So, I mean, I always want to go find my good ones just so that you guys can enjoy and indulge in this.

Guys, what else is going on in the world today? Oh, I saw Beetlejuice. Oh, I heard it was fire. I saw a film. Have you seen the first one? I did see the first one. Okay. How is it? I've heard this is really good. It is good. It is good. You missed Vegas for Beetlejuice. It's worth it. Fucking

Why do you need the sphere when you have the rectangle? Have you thought about that? When you have the rectangle, you don't always need the circle. This guy's always doing too much. He's always chasing too much. You know what I mean? Why can't you just be happy with the theater? He's the reason the theaters are dying. It's his fault. You put yourself in a smith's circle. I was just salivating. Why would you go see Beelzers? Did you see that movie as a child? I saw it as a tween.

Oh, so you've seen it? Yeah, yeah. It's a great movie. So, fantastic movie. Please give us your, as I send you this one to the group, please give us... Wait, you guys saw it too? I haven't seen the new one. I want to. Shucks. I haven't seen it, but I did hear an interesting thing about it. I heard that Michael Keaton is only in it for between like five or 15 minutes total. Yeah, but it's also only a 90-minute movie. Yeah. So, like, yeah, he's in it probably, I would say probably 15. So, he apparently said that

He wouldn't be in it any longer than he was the first movie.

So the whole thing, I think, with the first movie was the fear of Beetlejuice. Like, don't say it three times or else he's going to show up. Right? And what's interesting is like the revisionist history we have on that movie, very similar to Independence Day, where the way I remember that movie is that he was the star of the movie and he was in it the entire time. I thought so too. He's in it for five, 10, 15 minute tops. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. But he's so,

unique, interesting, charismatic that you think the whole movie is him. Also, the title helps. Independence Day. What's that? Hannibal Lecter has this. Yeah, Hannibal Lecter is another one. But Independence Day with Will Smith, I thought he was the protagonist of the movie. Will is so fucking charming. Yeah, I guess he's one of three. He is the...

sea plot that's wild I mean if you even just asked me now I'd be like yeah he's in the whole movie but that's how unbelievably charismatic like yeah the character is like unbelievable well you said 5 to 15 minutes then I was like wait was he in it the first time and I guess not it's an Alec Baldwin Winona Ryder movie yeah yeah

Yeah. And the girl who's in Fielding. Gina Gershon. No, no, no. Yeah, Gina Davis. Gina Davis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're the big stars. Yeah. He's barely in it, but he's so weird, unique, and funny. It's really fun. I would recommend going to see it. No, I heard the plot is nothing like the first one.

Yeah. I mean, it's like there's a ton of like homages and like threads that tie through the first one. It's really fun. And like, I think they kind of got into this place where they had like three or four great sequel ideas and plots for the sequel. Yeah. And instead of picking one or two, they kind of did all four. And so the pacing is a little fast. Yeah. But it's extremely engaging and so fun.

The whole time, I was just like, this is the fun. I'm having a blast. Oh, really? I'm so glad I'm not in Vegas. Literally, I was watching it. I was like, I'm so glad I'm not meeting Shaquille O'Neal. That would suck. Shaq is the man, I just want to say. Yeah, he's fucking awesome. And also, when you go to a Shaq show, it is... The perception of a quote-unquote celebrity DJ is that they're just going to play the hits and it's just going to be easy. It is hard dubstep.

I love that. Really? Oh, it is boom, boom. The cage shakers just fucking going for it. It is. How would you know? Jack shit? He wasn't there. You're mean, dude. He Wikipedia'd it. They have it on Wikipedia, hard dubstep. It is just intense.

pounding i've heard that he's like actually into dj he like loves it yes and like people ask him about basketball and he's like oh whatever and then they ask about music and he's like oh let's go i'm locked yeah he's like you and paddle exactly exactly and shout out to p1 paddle we played both days 100 and 90 degree las vegas heat dove box office again or what dove box office day one andrew came back well day two but yeah they they they do good they did good they did good oh wow

Have you not taken it seriously? Have you been focusing on stand-up in your career? Uh, no. This is my singular focus. But continue on top of just Shaq. We followed up with, you know, a nice visit with... Yeah, we went to go see 50 and his guy Star. Star is the fuck I'm at. They're both fucking great. Tony Ayo is just hilarious. So that 50 and Tony relationship is just hilarious. Like...

Tony's just like a wild boy. He'll be like saying funny shit. We got to get him on stage for like one minute, like doing standup. Yeah. And then 50s like is, is like teasing him about the wild shit that Tony said. And then like,

There's, like, meme culture built into it. Like, they're also aware of it. Yeah. Remember when 50s, like, why you gotta say fuck me for? Yeah. Or whatever that is. So, like, at one point, Tony says it after something 50s said to him. So, like, you're, like, witnessing these guys who are also, like, aware of what's going on on the internet but, like, have clearly been friends for, like, decades. Yeah. And...

without any of the pretense of, I need to be cool. I'm a rapper. I can only be cool. It's people who are comfortable with themselves and it's refreshing to see. Because you've been around some famous people who are like, I need to uphold whatever the image of me is and what people think of me. And...

I don't know. From what I get from them is like, I know what I think of me, so I don't give a fuck and I'm just going to be still when I want. It's funny you saw Shaq and 50 to the same time because I think they're both like that. I think Shaq is like, yo, I like rave music. I'm just going to go for it.

Yeah, it's insane. Yeah, Shaq seems super secure. And Mark, you know what's crazy about this? That was just night one. Damn, dog. That was a night to say. Just night one. Just night one, no big deal. And then we went to... You called her an Uber?

Poppy steak. Oh, yeah. We did the whole thing. You didn't even call it over? You're a scumbag. Did you have a show in Vegas, though? Say what? Did you have a show in Vegas? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a show in Vegas. When? What night? That was Friday. Oh, okay. Yeah, that was great. We had Fountain Blue. Yo, shout out Fountain Blue. Fountain Blue is about to... Y'all heard that's the building out there. Fountain Blue is going to put the pressure on the wind.

So for the last, I don't know, how many years? Five, six, seven years, the Wynn has been the... Decade. I don't know what the casino's like. I didn't go to the casino. Okay. But just as the hotel, the Wynn has been the one. It's like elegant. It's like elevated. It's nice, whatever. And Found Blue, crazy story to end up getting built, but it is, it's the best hotel in Vegas. Yeah, it's the most expensive building in Vegas. I heard one of the most expensive in the world. It is insane. It is insane.

But when it comes to restaurants, vibe, party, you're in it and you're just like, oh, this is the one. And it's going to be really interesting to see what happens. Because now the Wynn, who hasn't had to do anything for the last seven years, they got to pivot. Because the last thing you want to do is start to feel a little older. And I think that's what Fountain Blue is going to do. I think Fountain Blue is going to age the clientele and the Wynn up.

Because I think the young people are going to be like, well, I want to go to Poppy Stake when I'm in Miami. Oh, I want to go to Live when I'm in Miami. You've got Dom Dala and then John Summit? Like when I'm in Miami. Oh, like when I'm in Miami. Because those are Miami haunts that now they have transferred. Dude, that's the thing I realized when I went to Vegas. Anytime a place has got a really great local brand and they want to expand, almost always Vegas first.

Carbone, Vegas. Anything that, if you're in Vegas and there's some great restaurant in New York or LA or Miami, just wait. It's coming to you. But think about it, right? Like it makes a lot of sense. Of course. The places that you choose are really important because they cultivate the personnel and they cultivate the clientele of your casino. The acts you get, everything is really important because it sets a precedent for who goes to your casino and who goes to that casino is who you want to be with when you go there.

When you go to Vegas, you say it like maybe an older hotel. You're like Circus Circus, and there's a bunch of people on the fucking little... The rascals. The rascals are at the slots. You're like, I don't know if this is the vibe that I want yet. Maybe when I'm 80, that's what I want, but right now. And they got Grutman, and they got this guy Dave Grutman, who has all the restaurants out there in Miami, and he's taking care of that aspect of it. They basically, they assembled it really fucking well around...

vibe and party. And I think a lot of casinos are like, how can I just assemble around casino? Because that is what makes money. But what makes you want to be there is vibe party. And then once you're there...

The whales go, well, I want to be at the Best Vibe party. I mean, yeah, I'm going to drop a million dollars in the casino, but I also want to be around all the cool... Where's the cool thing at? And then if you want the quieter one, they've got Mother Wolf, they've got China Club, which is like... They got all the shit. They have both versions. And it seems like, it genuinely seems like we're dick riding, and yes, they paid me to do a show there, 100%. I'm dick riding. But also, you also have to understand how this thing works. It's not like, at this point, we don't get paid to do a show.

We pay ourselves. We do a show at a venue. Yeah. And like people buy tickets and then that money goes to us. So it's not like. Found Blue is not paying you a bag to do X, Y, Z. You get paid what you bring in. So if nobody comes, then I don't get anything. And then if people come, then I get it. Right. So it's like, and I've done other shows out there. I've gone to Vegas a while for a while now. Like I used to go to Summer League a bunch like that. That's where we stayed at Encore of the Wind. Mm hmm.

party, if you're going to party and you want it to be like young or more fun, you're at Fallon Blue. If you want it to be like older and like Asian-y, you go to Wynn. It's older and Asian-y. The Wynn is trying to attract rich Asians to go gamble, which is vibes. If you're a fucking rich Asian, go there. But if you want young fun, they had this, you know, John Summitt is the DJ? He's the guy right now. You've heard his songs. He's the sweetest fucking guy.

And he's like one of these... This is rare that this happens, where the nice, very sweet guy...

are fucking upset. Like, girls are gonna... I almost think this guy needs, like, security. Really? Because he's genuinely nice. Yeah. And girls are gonna take advantage of that and make him come in them. Like, we need protection. Like, John needs to get his tubes tied. Yeah. Because he's so kind that I feel like a girl would be like, just come in. He'll be like, okay. You know? And he's too big to just be coming in. He needs a condom handler. He needs a condom handler and someone to roll it on and make sure it's on, like, halfway through. Yeah, yeah. Diddy's looking for a job. Like, Johnny did the...

The baby will? Do you like the baby will? So, but yeah, he did the fucking show. It was, yeah, it was crazy. That's awesome. No, it was vibes. It was vibes. Like, that's where...

When we go to Vegas, I would recommend a stay. But if you want to play Mahjong? If you want to play Mahjong, you go to the win. Okay, what do we got here? All right, this came from Miles, just to send us off from the top rope, all right? Oh, Jesus. Will they figure out who is not Indian? Let's see. I was just tossing shit in. My accent? Yeah. What about my accent? It seems like you're making it up. I don't know. I think Vineet was...

Oh, big red flag. When Rithvik pointed it out, it kind of like affirmed my suspicion. I was like, oh, I'm starting to feel a little bit suspicious of you, Vinny. Do you guys all know National Anthem? Yeah. Do you know Vinny? I want to ask you.

Bro, I grew up in India only. That's pretty good to be honest. Vineet, I trust you. I grew up in India only is very good. Samha, I trust Vineet. I don't know why you guys are doubting me. You have my support. I promise you I don't doubt you. Everybody's Indian.

I don't know why you're doubting me. You know why they sold him? Because when he said only, the way he said only, that's such an Indian thing. I grew up in India only. They use only in a way that shouldn't be used. And they all know what it, and that's when all of them were like, I think he's Indian. Because I was like, I don't even know how to use that shit. When they be throwing incentives, like that makes no sense.

How would you figure out if somebody was Indian or not? If they said only like that, I'd be like, that's an Indian. Fair enough. Al...

I was taking a breath in, you know. What were you trying to say? You were saying Mark was Indian and that was going on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did think he was Indian for a minute. Damn, dude. Fuck. No. That's a good Indian accent, to be honest. It's really good. That guy's probably from Singapore or something like that. Probably. So it's kind of... Yeah, it's a little hack, but at least still... I mean, he's got a little hack, but he figured it out. We should play that game. What room do you think you could...

you would win in. I think, yeah, I could figure out who's not the Indian based on Hexsense. But what room do you think you could convince five other people? Let's try it right now. Close your eyes and see. Let's see. Okay, go. Ask us any question you want and then we'll tell you if we're Indian. All right, give me your name and your occupation.

Sundar Vundi. Okay, maybe you are. Maybe you are. What do you do? I am a mud diver. I think you're Indian. You think it checks us? Okay, good. Now you have to ask other people. Okay. Black guy, are you Indian? Okay.

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