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The Iconic 400 Part II

2024/10/8
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

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Hosts discuss Regis Philbin's iconic career and his ability to connect with audiences.
  • Regis Philbin could hold his own with any chatty lady.
  • He hosted Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and Regis and Kelly.

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Look, man. Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow. Is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling. Number 320. Regis Philbin. Regis Philbin. I mean, could sit across from, I think, any chatty lady and hold his own. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Whether it was on Millionaire, whether it was on Regis and Kelly. Yeah. Um,

Regis and Kathie Lee. Regis and Kathie Lee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of it. Oh my God. You are missed, Regis. Regis, and I want to say, I wish that you had been the host of Once Be Millionaire when I was on it because I did not like my host. Who was your host? Chris Harrison. Oh, he definitely didn't make the list. He shook my hand like Trump shakes people's hand. The tight thing and the pull. You can watch it on YouTube. Number 319, Marnie Michaels.

I think if you didn't see yourself in Marnie Michaels, you weren't being honest. No, you don't know yourself. Yeah. If you did not relate to Marnie Michaels. You have not climbed Cringe Mountain. Marnie Michaels has scaled Cringe Mountain range. Marnie Michaels is one of the great TV characters. I'll never forget the Bushwick episode when she got slapped in the face by Andrew Rannells and she said, I am never coming back to Bushwick. Who could forget Stronger? I mean... Who could forget when she was trapped in Bushwick?

Boots, TV Tower. The eyebrows in their wedding. Number 318, Lena Dunham. We have you to thank for creating Marnie Michaels and so much more. So much more. You wrote a book that we all read. Yeah. Let me tell you something. When that book came out, I read it. Yeah. I would continue to read your books. Where are the books? Where are the books? You directed The Pilot of Industry. People be loving that show. People be loving that show. And Girls stands the test of time. And when you watch it again, it gets better.

Just like Dan Savage said, it gets better. And that applies to a lot of things Dan Savage says, I think about the gay experience, but also girls. If he said it about girls, he'd be right. He'd be right. Number 317, Florence Nightingale. Just the second and last Florence on the list. One of the most famous nurses of all time.

Sorry to Florence Welch. Damn, yeah, Florence Welch did make it. We did not put Florence Welch on the list. But wouldn't you say that nurses are the most important people in America and that Florence Nightingale was a nurse during the Civil War? I would say that, absolutely. And she deserves to be on this list. I'm just saying, Florence Welch. Oh my God, Chicha. Chicha has something to say about Florence Nightingale and it's that she respects you. Okay, number 316. Flavor Flav.

Someone who is still relevant today was at the VMAs this past year. Gave, handed Taylor Swift a VMA.

was escorted off the stage when, like, he was trying to get into the frame, and I think someone pulled him off. You know, we wouldn't have someone else that appears on this list. It's going to be a long sit for her. It's going to be a long sit for her. But we wouldn't have her without Flavor Flav. Flavor Flav launched a million important careers. Shea Coulee, Snatch Game. Shea Coulee, Snatch Game. Number 315, Laura Linney. So many projects. I mean, let's just say...

This is Masterpiece. This is Masterpiece? Yeah. She is a masterpiece. She is a masterpiece. You gotta watch The Big C. You gotta watch The Big C. You gotta watch Kinsey.

Squid and the Whale. Oh, please. Please. One of the greats. Are you a Narcos guy? No, not Narcos. No, you mean you're talking about... Ozark. Ozark. I'm not. You neither. I should be. But I hear she absolutely tears it up. Of course she does. She really can do it all. So intense. Oh my God. Love Actually. Number 314. Ebenezer Scrooge. Again, talk about a Christmas villain to hero narrative. He had...

I think he took a hallucinogen. Yeah. Can I say something? So the question that I got wrong on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire was how do you spell Ebenezer? And Bowen Yang spelt it the way I thought it was spelled. You too would not continue on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire having spelled it like this. The spelling is E-B-E-N-E-Z-E-R. You spelled E-B-E-N-E-E-Z-E-R. It is not that. Number 313, Selena Quintanilla. Yeah. I mean...

That's so sad what happened. It is so sad what happened, but we have to focus on the positive, Beau. We really do. She gave us a lifetime of music and memories. A lifetime of music and memories. She brought Taeha No Music to the world. Yeah. Dreaming of you and I could fall in love. Oh my God. Think of a time when you could just do two ballads as your singles. Think of that time. I miss that. I miss that. Number 312, Jamie Lee Curtis. Jamie Lee Curtis.

From Activia to Everything Ever Were All at Once. To Halloween. To Halloween. To Freaky Friday. To, oh my God. To it all. The list goes on. To Infinity Empire. To True Lies. Yeah. Oh, True Lies, iconic hottie. Oh my God. Like a James Cameron hottie. Oh, big time. Big time. And acting alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger, who would become the governor of California. That really happened. Yes, that happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were young. Yeah. But you know, to speak about Jamie Lee. Dang.

Number 311, Debbie Ryan. I want to make history. And that's what we did. That's what we did. And that's what you did by landing a pretty good place on this list, I would say. You beat Selena. You beat Anne Hathaway. Wow. This is crazy.

But you know what? No, it's not crazy. Why would you say it's crazy? She's earned it. No, I think she has earned it. But like when she said she was going to make history, she was right. That's the thing is like some people say things and it doesn't come to fruition. She did make history. She did make it. Number 310, Selena Gomez. I'll be single soon. I'll be standing forever. She was someone at the Emmys that I was too afraid to go up and say hi. Were you really?

- What is that? - I said hi to Meryl Streep. - You did not. You didn't tell me that. - Well, I went up to Marty and Marty and I go way back.

And then Meryl reached out her hand and I left my body, but I was still too afraid to go. And Selena was right there with Benny. And I was like, I can't. I'm just going to say stream vulnerable. And this is so funny. I've worked with Selena before. She hosted. I know, but you were too scared. This is 309. Marissa Tomei. It was my honor to pretend to be your iconic character in Fire Island. So good. You and Tomas Matos.

That is one of the great movie moments. But there was a blueprint and it was Marissa Tomei and my cousin Vinny, one of the all-time best Oscar wins. And since then, can I say she also should have won for The Wrestler? She also should have won for Anger Management. Wow. She also should have won for Spider-Man. Oh my God.

Marissa Tomei should have an Oscar for all her roles. For all her roles. Number 308, Oddjob. This is the James Bond villain, Oddjob? This is the James Bond villain from Goldfinger who makes a secret cameo in Goldeneye, in the game Goldeneye. And you cannot play as him because he's too short. Yeah. So you can play as him. You can play as him. But it's not wise to. No, it is wise. But it's like, it's cheating because it's like your eyeline. Yes, yes, yes. He's so short. You have to do the thing where you hold the crouch down. You have to crouch down and it's an extra step. So people are like, no Oddjob.

Oh, yeah, but you know what? You can say no odd job, but if the game allows it as an option, I might be picking it. I'm playing it. Number 37, Pedro Pascal. You can have us both at the same time.

Separately? Together? I said the same time. Where would you want to be? And Bowen goes separately. Okay, okay, okay. How would you want to be situated? Both of us blindfolded at different ends of a room. And I go, Bowen! Like Marco Polo. While Pedro Pascal runs between us both. And I'm too busy eating ass. This is what you do to us, Pedro. 306. Harry!

Harry Daniels! You came on the scene this year and you said, period. Well, yes. Well, yes. Harry Daniels, the iconic singer, sings to every famous person you can think of. Honestly. On TikTok. Can you imagine if he ever came up to you and sang? What an honor that would be. I met him. It would be a huge honor. Did he sing to you? He did not sing to me. But he and I are like, we get it. He's such a sweetie. Yeah. He's the best. Such a sweetie. By the way, I just got his review of The Substance and he says it has a lot of good things to say.

It has a lot of... The movie has a lot of good things to say. Number 305, Enya. Who can say... Where the road goes, where the heart shows? Only time. Did she write that song? Those are words to live by. Only time. Only time. Sail away, sail away, sail away. Iconic spa music. Pure moods, icon, borders, legend. Celtic moods. They were spitting Enya at every borders in America. Let me tell you something about Enya, man.

moms have her on in the car the house down my mom was obsessed also lord of the rings fellowship of the rings song maybe number three or four albert einstein one of the smartest people in the world but at a cost at a cost and that is something that you know you pay a price sometimes but he was so iconic that we don't really remember him for that we remember him for equals mc squared for sticking his tongue out yeah in a photo

like so goofy. Let me tell you something about Christopher Lloyd in Back to the Future. You don't have that hair on him had Albert Einstein not pioneered that haircut. Talk about long hair don't care. Long hair don't care. Number three, Penelope Cruz. I will be here waiting for you with my legs open.

an Oscar nominated performance. Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Don't even talk to me about Penelope Cruz. Sorry, we're talking about a Woody Allen movie. You really, you just, you bring it, you bring the truth. I have to think about the whole, the whole thing. Penelope Cruz has one of the chicest accents. You know what Tilda Swinton said about her when she presented her with her Oscar? That she set off a dizzying display of English and Spanish.

We didn't understand every word literally, but emotionally, we understood every bit of it. Number 302, Salma Hayek. Salma is just so effortless in everything she does. She could really do comedy or drama, wouldn't you say? House of Gucci, she did both. That was a hybrid role. Salma and Penelope couldn't get a moment on this. Harvey Weinstein. Look, the women on this list are always going to be tied to a problematic man. Yeah, get rid of all of them.

We're done. We're done. We're done with problematic. After this episode, we're done. I mean, as in we are problematic and we will, we will disappear. I don't feel problematic at all. I just want to speak for myself. Number one, Jay Gatsby. Well, that's a problematic man. You put him on this list. Explain, explain. Just, just a very important figure in the American sort of story. You know, someone who aspired to so much, but realize that those aspirations are empty, that new money is, uh,

a ruse that it still doesn't get you what you really want, which is a sense of fulfillment. You know how everyone is supposed to read this book? Did you?

Matt, I think you would really like it, to be honest. Well, I would like to, you know, sort of get into Daisy. She seems like an interesting character. Daisy is a, you would love Daisy. I love Carey Mulligan. You'll like, yeah, you'll like Nick Carrey. I think you're gonna like Tom Buchanan, unfortunately. You think so? Was he problematic? Oh, definitely. Oh, God. But he is, he's supposed to be like a hot guy. Yeah. Number 300, Lorde. It's so confusing sometimes.

that you have to just cut through all the bullshit and really get to the truth. And Lorde did that this year with Charli XCX, who we'll talk about in a little bit. But she's been speaking truth in her music for so long. But for Lorde to go on that track...

It gives me hope for the future, for the way we resolve our issues. 400 Lux is one of my favorite songs of all time. Oh, my God. Pure Hero and the album is like... Perfect Places. Let's talk about melodrama. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay. Number 299. Fred Flintstone. He was driving that car with his feet. He was really one of the touchstones of...

In not only children's animation and children's comedy, but also chewable vitamin culture. Chewable vitamin culture, cereal culture, good father culture, Pebbles. He loved Pebbles so much. Oh, Pebbles is set up because...

Pebbles had a good father. Pebbles had a good father. Yeah. Pebbles had Dino to play with. Pebbles and Bam Bam. Wait, was Bam Bam the son? No, Bam Bam was Barney's son. Oh, yeah. Bam Bam was troubled. Bam Bam was troubled. 298. Sufjan Stevens. You loved Illinois. I loved Illinois. Still haven't seen it, but that album...

shaped my ass in college. So much so that when I got to NYU first week, the only, the most important question I would ask people is, so do you listen to Stephon Stevens? I was so annoyed. That's a really good gateway at NYU. But in the year of our Lord, 2008, we went. It was just like a conversation starter. I was like, what do you like to listen to? And then Broken Social Scene played our Welcome Week concert.

Did you go to that? I didn't. I was so like indie fucking asshole. Not that's good though. No, number 297, Dina Martina. If you ever go to Provincetown, you have to see Dina Martina. She really just kills it. I mean, it's reliably funny every single time. I even saw it twice. I went to go see the show. I said, you know who has to see this? My sister, Bowen Yang, which is an iconic compliment that I can't give to many people. Oh my God. I don't meet a lot of people and then walk away and say Bowen Yang has to meet them or see them.

That's a double compliment because it compliments me. I know. It's because I'm thinking of you. I love that. I love you, sister. Love you, sister. And Dina Martina. Love you, Dina. Love you, Dina. This is the power of Dina Martina. She just brings people together. 296, Hailee Steinfeld. I'm in the top 0.01% of Hailee Steinfeld's Spotify fans. And that's a good place to be. You're in good company. Hell knows in headphones.

Oh, don't talk to me about damn. You're such a less. And we haven't even spoken truth to power, which is anyone that denies that love myself is not the greatest song to come out in the past 100 years. Hey, and the drop in the blockers. And we're 295 D'Angelo. There was a before and after here sexually. There was a time when you thought, oh, I know what.

a handsome, beautiful person looks like. And then you saw D'Angelo. Yep. Wet, shirtless. The untitled.

How does it feel? It feels hard down there. Feels pretty good to me. I'm tenting my pants. Oh, Bowen. Let me tell you something. Also, to say nothing of the genius music. Dang. Number 294. Peggy Olsen. Peggy Olsen, as portrayed by Elizabeth Moss in Mad Men, the journey that you went on. I actually just rewatched season one of Mad Men. Oh. And her arc in that, when she doesn't realize she's pregnant by the end, spoiler alert. Oh, my God. Wow. Wow. Wow.

- Suitcase is one of the best episodes in television. - One of the best ever. Never forget the season two finale when she says to Pete Campbell, "I could have had you." And then she goes, "I wanted other things." - Peggy! - Peggy was... - Dog. - That girl. - Girl boss, the original girl boss.

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And you think it's NASA, you think it's space. No, no. It's David Bowie. He wanted to explore beyond. This was someone who was like, I am an artist and I'm going to fuck models.

No Gaga without David Bowie. No Gaga without David Bowie. No, a lot of things without David Bowie. Okay. Number 292, Pizza Night. We all have had an experience of getting together with some of your best friends or maybe some people you don't even know that well and eating pizza together. Oh, it just...

makes people happy. That's why it's on this list. It is culture making. Pizza night can be a pizza party. It can be birthday. It can be a cool date. Let me tell you something. You know a pizzeria? I call it a pizza store. Pizza store? You're having pizza night whenever you go there. And they're everywhere. I love pizza store. Number three, 291, Jessica Rabbit. This woman was so hot

She drove men crazy. And she continues to. She continues to...

Some of these girls are still trying to look like her. And I want to say to them, she's a cartoon. Yeah. Yeah. She's impossibly sexy. She is an impossible ideal. And she was also the original bombshell that entered the villa. She was the bombshell that entered the villa. The original girl. She was the original doll. And I always sound so fucking punk about Jessica Rabbit. She was fucking a rabbit. Hell yeah. She was married to a rabbit. 290. Joan Didion. Joan Didion.

We tell each other stories. We tell stories in order to live. Not, oh God, straight out of the lab. Glamour girls are going to come after us for butchering the quote. I don't care. But the White Album, Slouching Towards Bethlehem, and of course, did you read Goodbye to All That When You Left New York? I think you did. I think people sent it to you. No? Did you send me that book? I think I might. It's one of her famous essays or, you know, pieces. So it wasn't a book? It wasn't a book. It's just a piece. Dumb.

Number 289. Greta Thunberg. Now, is it Thunberg or Thunberg? I don't know. Because I'll tell you who says Thunberg all the time. Sooty. And I do think it could be one of those iconic times where she's saying a name wrong. But it could be one of those iconic times when she's saying a name right. Like when she said Christy Brinkley for Christine Baranski.

And what did she say? Oh, Chris Koffner for Chris Colfer. Chris Koffner? Yeah, she thought his name was Chris Koffner. At least Christy Brinkley is someone else. Is it Greta Thunberg or Greta Thunberg? Just to say Thunberg. Thunberg. Great, we were right. Thank you for saving the earth. Number 288, Scooby-Doo. Another dog who said, I can speak. I can speak. And I will use my voice. And I want a Scooby snack. Wow, I didn't know

I didn't know I could do that. Oh my God, Matt. And what are your thoughts about- He's got a Scooby. He's got a Scooby-Doo. Thoughts about Shaggy's last name also being Rogers. Is that true? Yes.

- He's house. - He's house. - Oh my God. I knew Shaggy was house. - Shaggy is house. - Me and Shaggy and Patrick Rogers have all the same vibe. - Yeah, who's? I can't, no, that was bad. - Hey! - Oh God, I guess I had a Scooby, but no. - Number 287, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. - If you look at her, you think one thing. And if you get to know her, you get a whole new reality. This woman, this young girl kills vampires to make the world a safer place. - While she's going to high school and college.

Can you imagine? I can't imagine. I barely could make it through high school. You should have seen me in physics.

If I was killing vampires at night, I would have acted out. Did she have other extracurriculars in the show outside of her job of killing vampires? Or did she really not have a lot of time? I think she and Allison Hannigan just hung out. 286. Joy Behar. So what? Who cares? You're feuding with her. No, I'm not feuding with her. I'm not feuding with Joy Behar. Okay, never mind. Like the tabloids would have you believe. Oh God. Joy Behar is,

She is the view. She is literally is America's greatest show. She has been distilled to one line, which is not even her line, which is somewhat who cares. But you know what though? She spiritually is that Fred Armisen really did. Former teacher who became a comedian, who became a television star,

Williamsburg legend, Joy Behar. 285, the chicks. You used to know them as the Dixie chicks. Now you know them as the chicks. They're not ready to make nice. They're never going to not be the best. Natalie means the woman that you are, the voice that you have.

The gift you give to the world. Texas is proud of you. As a non-Texan, I say that. Yeah, I can tell you that they are. The second verse of Not Ready to Make Nice. Oh my God, that build up. There's never been anything like it. Number 284, Gina Gershon. Talk about Gina Gershon and your sexual tension with her. Well, first of all, I just want to say one of the great actors. Yes. She's just done it all and-

Gina Gershon in Showgirls, as she's asking Nomi about what she likes to eat at dinner. Yeah. Iconic. And you've kissed her. I've kissed her. She's a good kisser. You like brown rice and vegetables? Tastes like dog food. Y'all can Pedro Pascal me. Number 283. Elphaba. Elphaba is one of the most important characters in culture. She famously said, She said, She said, Will I do?

She said, Boy, did she ever. Boy, did she ever. And some of our great actors have been the vessel for her. Name them. Dina, Shoshana, Stephanie, Cynthia. Cynthia.

Number 282, George Tavares and Sam Taggart. These are our friends. They are co-hosts of the Stradio Lab podcast. And they are sweeties. So smart. So hot. They found a way to get husbands and boyfriends. They're the version of us that has a good domestic life. And a good social one. Oh my God. What do we have going for us? So jealous of them. Jealous. I hate them.

I envy them. I know my hatred and envy is rooted in a place of deep respect. Very complicated. It's so confusing sometimes. Girl, number 281. Costco! Let me tell you something about Costco. The samples, no other big store does it like this. I'm leaving full. I came hungry. I came hungry and eat full because what we're all doing at Costco is what? Eating. And to say nothing of how high the shelves are.

Palates everywhere. You can tell the people that work there are really happy. Oh, yeah. Because they know everyone around them is eating and joyful. Eating and joyful. $1.50 for a hot dog. The name tags say...

Lisa, employee since 1997. Hi, my name is. My name is. 280. Lisa Kudrow. Your colleague. Let me tell you something. The great. The great. The great. The great. Lisa Kudrow. On set vibes are through the roof. You have to understand the comeback is. It's the best the television can be. It's the most important moment.

I think. Comedy dramatic. That I've seen. Because it has everything. It has everything. She gave one of the best commencement speeches ever at Vassar. She really is an important cultural person. The one, Phoebe. 279. Khalees. Whose milkshake brought joy.

The boys to the world, to the stage. Underrated. Underrated albums. She had the dance album. She had the sort of like folk rock album called food and do it all. Can do it all. Can cook like a motherfucker. Absolutely. Can make you any dish you please. And we would be so lucky to have some of Khalees' food. Khalees, come to dinner with us and Alison Roman. Yeah. I think that would be a good foursome. That'd be a nice foursome. I think we would talk great shit. Oh,

Oh, yeah. Number 278, Nathan Lane. Wow. To say that

You know, the performance in the birdcage of Nathan Lane, that was the breakout performance. You would think this was already like a Hollywood legend. Right. And he is in so many ways. Well, since, but at the time, like to know that was kind of like a huge breakthrough moment. God. And just him and Robin Williams, you could tell that was such a special bond and the way that Robin, you know, really protected him during that press tour because he wasn't out yet.

And it's just, Nathan Lane is now one of our most beloved actors and true American treasure. 277 Leonardo da Vinci. I mean, not just a painter, not just an artist, an inventor. An inventor. I can't remember a lot of the things he invented, but I know that was something I was told while growing up again and again. He loved to draw.

Guys. You remember the film Ever After starring Drew Barrymore? Yes. Stay tuned. Angelica Houston. Thank you for mentioning that Angelica Houston was also in that. And Melanie Linsky. Okay, sorry. Yes. So Leonardo da Vinci is a character in that? Crazy guy. Of course. And he's floating in the water. He's like, you know, he's walking on the water in those shoes. Number 276. No, 276. Samuel L. Jackson.

He's tired of these motherfucking snakes on these motherfucking plane. And that's just the tip of the iceberg with him. Nick Fury. Oh, the eye patch legend. Eye patch legend. I'm talking about Big Macs with John Travolta. Oh yeah, the Royale with cheese. Royale with cheese. Yep. Just one of our greats. An individual, a signature icon, a persona, a vibe. A vibe. A great actor and also an incredible singular vibe.

You can't always have both. You can't always give star and actor. This is 275. Angie Katzenavis. A pillar of the Greek community. A pillar of the Greek community. I am so happy to be represented by you out there in the world, which can be very dark.

And I'm so happy that you are the one that's saying Greeks are here to stay. Yes. And another thing I want to say is that the sunglasses have become a cultural fashion staple. And I see what you're doing with the scroll. I love the scroll. The scroll was kind of, the scroll is like, oh, this is what housewives used to be. I thought it worked. I thought it totally worked. Okay. Number 274, the wild rose, Whitney Rose. Yes.

I mean, let me tell you something. Your healing journey is something that we're all watching. We're all a part of. Yeah, absolutely. I think that one thing about Whitney is she might have a tough season this year, but I do think it's her turn. It's her turn. She's been waiting in the wings. She is a player. Remember her first season? We were like, this girl. And then...

you're like this girl. Second season it snapped in. Well even the first season I was like oh she's really smart. Oh yeah she's important to Salt Lake. She's really important to Salt Lake. Number 273 Heather Gay. I would say the protagonist of the Salt Lake City Housewives receipts timeline screenshots what was it? Everything. I maybe didn't do that. Proof timeline screenshots fucking everything to prove that you are a liar or whatever. The bad Mormon. The bad Mormon.

And the good time girl. And she said, Ozempic baby. I mean, there's been a lot going on that have been iconic about Heather Gay from the beginning. She is Salt Lake. She really carries that. She is what you think of when you think of the show in many ways. Yeah, it's very true. Good time girl. Okay. Number 272. Lisa Barlow. Baby gorgeous herself. Diet Coke icon. Fast food icon. Oh God. Queen of Sundance. We need to move that over here.

I think we, yeah, let's move the light over there. Yeah, more center. More center. Besitos. I would say, you know, she famously said on the last episode, I don't love podcasts. I don't love podcasts. But we love you. We love you back. Lisa Barlow, I've known from the very beginning that you were going to be here to stay. And now to watch you become the star of Bravo. The star you are. Oh my God. Number 271, Meredith Marks. I mean-

Friend of the show. Friend of the show. That is a star vibe. Let me tell you something. Bathtubs have never, I can't remember bathtubs even being used before Meredith Marks came into the equation. And I gotta say, dead ass, the best Christian Cowan model ever. Oh, 100%. Where's this looks better than anybody. The rumors are true that Meredith Marks

Stunning. You are Salt Lake. The face mask. Remember the mesh face mask? Yes. She showed up to a party wearing a full coverage mask. We're going to disengage from this. Pre-COVID. Number 270, Mary M. Cosby. When she said, you smell like hospital to Jen Shah, that started the show. It was the shot heard around the world. It was the moment you knew that this was a franchise to watch. You smell like hospital. Stop.

Stop talking to me like that. I'm not coming over there. I don't like you. I don't like you. You said I was, you called me a pornography. You called me a pornography. Sitting in the Sprinter van with her fish filet. You took me down to the dirt. First of all, if anyone ever orders a fish filet, you know they're a legend. My mom? Yeah. My mom loves a fish filet.

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- Number 269, Abraham "Honest" Abe Lincoln. - This gay guy was president. - This gay guy was president. This gay guy shared a bed with a lot of dudes, I would imagine. - What if we found out that actually O'Mary was true and- - And he was fucking John Wilkes Booth? - Abe and John Wilkes Booth were getting it on. - Oh, spoiler alert.

Oh, God. That's fine. If you haven't seen Elmeria yet, what are you doing? What are you doing? Get down to the theater. Abe Lincoln, one of our best presidents, really. So gay to wear that top hat, too. 268. Bobby Flay. Talk about kitchen icon. You got to beat him. That's how confident he is in his skills. He's like, go ahead, try to beat me. Beat me. That's hot. So hot. For a guy to be like, beat me. Well, you know he puts it down.

Bobby Flay. The exes, the women he's dated, some heaters. Fiery. Fiery girls. Yeah. Minxes. Yeah. Can probably throw it back in the kitchen. Number 267. Rita Repulsa.

She was not one to be messed with. Not for one second. Not for one second. She could summon lightning with her staff in a flash. Yeah. Rita Repulsa, the thing about her is, I mean, Elizabeth Banks, I think one of her great performances. One of her great performances. When Rita Repulsa gets upset about something that's happening and Elizabeth Banks just goes,

I was like, I emotionally know exactly how you feel. Yes. Angry. Angry. But even in the original Power Rangers, she was giving... Oh, okay. 266. Monique. One of my favorite hours of stand-up ever is Monique went to a women's prison. That is truly iconic. It's so good. Monique is a legend of comedy, but also her performance in Precious. You don't just...

You can't just do that. It's acting of the highest caliber. For her to be such a monstrous person and character throughout the movie and then to just have this moment at the end. Tied it all together. Tied it all together. That whole story makes sense now. Okay, well, 265, Sebastian Stan. You're my favorite actor.

Whenever I go in for an audition, I watch videos of you acting. Oh, that's beautiful. You remind me to be grounded and dropped in and mean what I say. I love Sebastian Stan. We love you. We have the same stylist as you. And every single time we go in there, I say, what's Sebastian up to? Because that's what I want to know. And it's not a crush. It's a respect thing.

And I love you a lot. Yes. I love Sebastian. I love the winter soldier. Oh my God. The winter soldier. I love the winter soldier. 264. Harper Lee. You wrote to kill a mockingbird, but you know, she, she would be higher on this list if she just, I wish she came out with one more book.

You know, To Kill a Mockingbird was so good and so important, especially to young people. To young people. Because you have to read this in schools. This is one I did read in schools. And I think that she definitely was there by Truman Capote's side as long as she could be. So that's kind of allyship. That's allyship. That's true. But, you know. We needed one more. We needed one more. She was so paralyzed by the success of.

of To Kill a Mockingbird. She was like, I don't want to read another book. Less learned from that, everyone. Less learned from that. 263, Dracula. You don't want to get sucked by this one, I'll tell you that. You want to be dead really fast? Flirt with Dracula. There are vampires about...

And Dracula is the most iconic one. So of course he's going to make it on the list. There'd be no True Blood without Dracula. And like, sorry, Buffy, Dracula beat you out on this list. There'd be no Twilight. There'd be no Twilight without Dracula. There'd be no...

Hotel Transylvania. There certainly would. 262. Pamela Anderson. Oh my God. You know, recently we were at a bar and they were playing the Baywatch credits. Was it, where were we? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. We were somewhere, but yeah, they were playing Baywatch. Where were you at the Fire Island Pines? Was it Showtunes? It was Showtunes. It was like some bar. Yeah. Gay bar, but they were playing Baywatch. Just that, watching Pamela Anderson run on the beach. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, you're back to a time. You're back to a place. You're back to a feeling. You're back to a moment in culture. A moment in culture. And her in Scary Movie 3, comedic genius. And also, I'm just loving this new thing where it's no makeup. Yeah, and also, she's apparently really good in this new acting thing she's doing. Of course. Number 261, Elliot Page. You are forever an icon. So many amazing roles and amazing characters.

you're so amazing at telling your story trailblazing icon I mean Elliot Page I'm gonna imagine an extremely good hang also that book he told the truth he told the truth what was the truth just like you know the tea telling the tea about Hollywood oh because what because let me tell you something we've been through everything we've been through let's say it

And that's what I want from an autobiography and a memoir, if you will. If you will. 260. Daenerys Targaryen. This didn't end so great. She died. She was killed. She was killed by Jon. Derek Barry should have said people were killed about that last scene of Game of Thrones. Then she would have been right. Then she would have been right. Her own lover killed her. Can't feel good. If Kit Harington killed me, if Jon Snow killed me, I'd be like...

Not you. Not you doing this. Not a wildling. It should have been Cersei and her battling it out. I know. That's what I wanted. That was the cunt quake I wanted. The cunt quake I wanted. Number 259. Bette Midler.

The divine. The divine. Hilarious, Bette Midler. I mean, it started in the cabaret clubs. Oh, yes. Then it was Hollywood. It was the silver screen stage. Now it's Twitter. Twitter. No matter what the medium, she's going to let you know how to feel. Oh, and I feel like she's the Mariah Carey of spooky season.

- Wow. - You know what I mean? - Yeah, hocus pocus is something that we remember. - That's her time. - She created that. - She ate that sisters. Sanderson sisters. - Number 258, Amelia Earhart. - Where'd you go? - I think they found her bones. - What? - I think people found her bones recently. - When did that happen? - A few months ago. - How do they know that was her bones? - Well, they don't know for a fact, but they were like, this is a woman. - Where were the bones? - On some island.

Some island? So you think she crash landed on an island and just... I think I just read the headline. I didn't read the story. Oh, I would hate for that to be the way it went. Well, that's kind of the only explanation. Because they couldn't find her behind the plane in the ocean. Number 57, Ms. Pac-Man. This is someone you know exactly where she is at all times. Well, this is someone who looks just like her boyfriend, I guess. My God, not beating those narcissism allegations. The Pac-Mans are such...

No, but it's like, this is from a time when all you had to do to make a girl version of something was put a bow and maybe a beauty mark on something. Yeah, they were like, oh, it was like lipstick and eyelashes. Well, it's like literally, that's what Minnie Mouse is. You know what I mean? It's like, put a bow on Mickey Mouse and that's a girl. Minnie Mouse is Mickey in a skirt. Period. Ugh. Okay. Okay.

Miss Potato Head. Okay, this is number 256. Stanley Tucci. The best straight man that plays gay men. He's the only guy that we can all get on board with. Because when I see him play a gay man, I'm like, that's how it's supposed to be. That's how it's supposed to be. Because I think he's got a little gay in him. And I say this, like, not blowing up anything. In like an actor way. In like an actor way. He's like, he's worldly. He is like the only surviving thing of like metrosexuality that like is still valid. When he goes, wake up, six.

And you're not mad at him. Saw him on the subway platform once. So hot. When I say arms, one time I saw him in a tank top. Of course. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Okay. Number 255, Angelina Jolie. Let me tell you something. The most striking woman of all time. And Cleopatra is also on this list. Cleopatra. I don't think Cleopatra was striking. You don't think Cleopatra was striking? If you've seen photos, like paintings of her, I'm like, oh, it's just a lady. Yeah.

Angelina Jolie, my favorite performance of yours is Girl Interrupted. Of course. Followed closely by Mystery Mrs. Smith. Yeah, those are good. Those are both really good. Thanks.

Okay, number 254, Sherri Shepherd. One of the great vibes. We actually met her in the Bahamas. She was on the same taping of The View that we were on. Which was an honor. Oh my God, what an honor. It was like a reunion. Oh my God, she belonged at that table. And she was telling us before it was announced, she was like, I've got my own show. Yeah, Sherri Shepherd belongs wherever she is. Dirty Rock, Precious. Speaking of Precious again. To say nothing of Angie. Angie.

30 Rock, one of the great unsung hero guest performances of any comic series. I'm willing to start at the bottom. There's only one thing I want to do, and that's take orders from anyone, ever. Number 253, Bjork. Bjork! One of the most creative artists. A true creative

Icelandic down. Iceland couldn't have asked for a better representative. No, honestly, she's like the Angie Katzen of us of Iceland. Yeah. Bjork is the Angie Katzen of us. She's the Dracula of Iceland. Yeah. She is the representative. Truly. I mean, watch the dancer in the dark. I've seen it all before. Oh my God. Chicha is freaking out. Chicha is loving this. Oh my God. Chicha is so good. I can't stop looking at her. I love Bjork. She's so beautiful.

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Lisa Rinna. Lisa Rinna. Lisa Rinna. Because not everyone can just like be pictured in silhouette and everyone knows exactly who it is. Oh, the hair. Yeah. I mean, not everyone can be a fucking Eminem. 100%. You are a branding queen. Between the duster and your haircut. Her haircut on an Eminem is so iconic. That's how you make an Eminem a girl. You give it Lisa Rinna's hair. You give it Lisa Rinna's hair.

To say nothing of your antics on Housewives. Ooh, you're so angry. At least you're an icon. Number 251. Sherlock Holmes. Very Nancy Drew-esque in that he usually gets to the bottom of it. He has that little magnifying glass. Yes, yes, yes. Has a sidekick. Yeah. Invented sidekick culture. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He really did. I would say. People didn't really have sidekicks before Sherlock. No, I think that what he was doing was lifting someone up.

That was mentorship and we were seeing it happen. You know, Watson was an intern. Watson was an intern. Watson was Sherlock Holmes' intern. Unpaid, I'm sure. Oh, brother. Paid in a corncob pipe. Corncob pipe, 250. Lucille Ball. She had some explaining to do for how funny she was. For how funny she was.

Lucy, we're home with you. You take us there. I've never laughed harder than two things. The Vita Vita Benjamin. Oh my God. And the- Chocolates? Chocolates on the conveyor belt. And can we say justice for Ethel? Justice for Ethel. Ethel was hanging in there giving all the same comedy as Lucy and Ethel was paid dust.

Vivian Vance. Vivian Vance. Ethel's voice was great. Number 249. Danny Minogue. For your name to be spelled D-A-N-N-I-I.

that's reason enough to put you on this list. Yeah. I don't know if Kylie is on this list. Let me say, I think that this might be a situation where Danny Minogue is on the list and Kylie Minogue is not on the list. And that has nothing to do with Kylie Minogue. It's just your name isn't spelled D-A-N-N-I-I. And you are actually a very good host of I Kissed a Boy. Yeah. Also, what an Australian name.

Danny. Danny. Danny. Just for representing Australia like that. 248. Daffy Duck. Speech impediment icon. Yeah, you were not, you were unburdened. By what had been. What would burden other people? Oh no, he was still dastardly up to his tricks. Can you do it, Daffy? Can you? Well, someone better explain themselves. Is that it?

I've never let my speech impediment get in the way of my success. I'm unburdened by what has been.

Number 247, Joel Kim Booster. The iconic comedian and writer of Fire Island. More projects incoming. Oh, absolutely. I mean, iconic hottie. Iconic I Don't Think So honey-er. Yes, he famously did I Don't Think So Honey when you fart and a little bit of cum comes out. And he did that in front of my parents. That's bravery. Showed full frontal on industry. We saw his penis. Saw his penis.

That's HBO. He's not going to love that. That's not TV. No, actually, I think he'll like that his dick makes an appearance in that. Of course. Number 246, Frances McDormand. I mean, just can't stop winning Oscars. And someone should tell her, Frances, wake up, babe.

You made it on the iconic 400. You don't need to win more Oscars. But you know what, though? She can't stop doing it. She can't stop her excellence. Nomadland, Three Billboards, Fargo. Which one do you take away? None.

None. For three billboards and Nomadland to be so close to each other is what's astounding. It's astounding. It's truly astounding. They said, you know what? We just gave it one, but we gotta give it again. Gotta give it again. Number 245, Hilary Duff. Wake up, wake up on a Saturday night. Could be New York, maybe Hollywood and Vine.

She put Hollywood and Vine on the map. Yeah. Hollywood and Vine, which is essentially, it's like a Walgreens. Totally. It's a Walgreens. Anyone that's like talking about like Taylor Swift being like sunset and Vine and Hollywood and Vine. I'm talking about Walgreens. These are like sweet greens. These are like Walgreens. Walgreens. Sweet greens. You're having a whiskey out of sweet green? I don't know where you guys are, but like going, could be New York. She could go to Tokyo, Hillary. She wanted to go to Hollywood and Vine. Number 244, Lara Croft. Oh, babe. Lara Croft.

Lara Croft, that's a video game icon. That is when we went as a culture, let's put tits in video games. Titties sitting, holding a bazooka, killing men, saying, I'm going to find whatever it needs to be. Is it a grail? Is it a fancy cup? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going into the tombs and I'm raiding. And I'm gonna look insane while I do it. What's the second movie called? Lara Croft Tomb Raider. Thongs.

243. Paul Giamatti. Let's go. Let's go. You are, you were robbed of the Oscar. Many times, actually. Yeah, many times. Well, that's, that's. It's just the truth. It's just the truth. He's one of our finest actors. Have you watched Sideways recently? Not recently, but Virginia Madsen. Oh yeah. Come on. I'm going to say nothing of Sandra. Stay tuned. Stay tuned. I mean. And Thomas Hayden Church, of course. And he is the lead of that film.

But Paul Giamatti, what a legend. We love you, Paul. And it's an energy that is not replicated anywhere else. We have the same style as Paul Giamatti. Oh my God. 242. Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper. I'm not afraid to say that he was for a very long time my number one celebrity crowd.

- Oh, right, right. Very handsome man. - Oh yeah. - Very handsome, but not anymore. - What do you mean? - You've developed, you've expanded your palette. - Oh, he's still handsome to this day, but I would say my number one celebrity crush is not- - Sebastian Stan. - Well, look, I'm trying to stay cool about Sebastian Stan, okay? Because I want him, he's my favorite guy. He's my guy, okay? So I'm trying to stay cool. - I think you can be very open about it. - Bradley Cooper, my favorite performance of yours is "Wedding Crashers." - Dump. - Great. - Marvin Gaye. - 241, Marvin Gaye. Let's get it on.

People weren't making fuck music before. People weren't direct. He said, you know what Marvin Gaye's grinder bio would be? Direct. Direct. Oh, like the word direct would be in his grinder bio? Yeah, like he would be one of those people that's like direct. Like be direct. I am. Let's get it on. Sexual healing. What I want to do to you is make your life better by the way I fuck you. Sorry. Be direct. Ate no mountain high. Okay.

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