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Hello, folks, and hey, Bear. Welcome to the Nate Land Podcast. We got everybody back. Wow, man. How about it? It's been a long time. Who jumped in early. He's excited to be back. Yeah. I forgot the decorum here. I'm sorry. I'm just excited to be back, man. I haven't seen you in three months. No, no. Yeah, I understand that. All right. I'll let you finish. Go ahead. Nate Bargetti, Brian Bates, and Herbert Dusty Slay. All right.

Aaron, go ahead. It's good to be back, man. I think it was Labor Day was the last time we were all together. I don't remember which one's which. That's May or September. It's September. Oh, yeah. What's in May? Memorial Day. Memorial Day. Yeah.

Yeah. Those are big ones. Well, we're back. Seems a good connection. Yeah. The chemistry's back. The chemistry picked up right where it left off. Yeah.

Yeah. Cause you were in, where'd you go? You went somewhere. I was in South America for two weeks. Yeah. All over the place. All over Brazil. I've been excited to talk about Chile, Argentina. I streamed Nate on SNL. Oh, Chile. From Argentina. Oh, you come back and now you call it Chile. Look, I would still like to call it Chile, but you sound like an idiot in Chile going, Hey, it's good to be here in Chile. You know, you get corrected a lot. But here you got, I was in Chile. Yeah. You're back. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Well, like Australia, when you say Melbourne, there's almost, they tell you not to say it, but then I think they almost go, just say Melbourne. Yeah, here it's Melbourne and Chile. All right, my bad, guys. You're back in America now. You're back in North America. Oh, you're right. Yeah. Joe Zimmerman pointed out that South Americans are Americans. Yeah.

Yeah, there's not a lot of... They're not saying that down there. I didn't learn that. Yeah, the vibe doesn't feel... I'll tell you the big thing I noticed right when I landed back, man, the cars are so much bigger here. Mm-hmm.

It's a real, real size thing. Now, I took Ubers all around South America. Everything's small. Even the Uber XL is like a sedan. And then I landed in Nashville. I got an Uber XL. It was a Cadillac Escalade. All right. I was like, I'm back. It's good to be back in America. Back in the north. Big money there. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Your house is like three minutes from the airport. $16 from the airport. Might as well ball out every now and then. Yeah.

Long trip. How close were you to Antarctica? Pretty close, dude. Pretty close. You couldn't see it. I mean, I say pretty close, but I looked it up and it was about a thousand miles away, but that's as close as I've ever been. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to, uh, well, I've been to South. I've been to, uh, uh, Africa. I don't know. I don't know where I've been. Uh, El Salvador. Isn't that South America? Is that Central America? Yeah.

Why do we have all the America stuff, man? I don't know why they did that. That one guy, Americo Vespucci, he got a lot named after him. Yeah, he did a lot. Yeah, I feel like we should all probably, and I almost think everybody would be like, I'm fine redoing it. Yeah. Like, let's just go, we'll redo it. Yeah, why be North and South America? I mean, there's enough room for us to just name different stuff. But who gets to keep it?

Well, just be Canada. Just be what you are. You don't even have to be a continent. You could just be a country. Yeah. Okay. Continent seems ridiculous. Oh, it's like we live in the Americas. Well, I think it would be our... We would need to be not called America, I guess.

you would be, we would be, uh, just the United States, the United States. Yeah. United States. So I guess it is that, cause then it is all just the Americas and we have just taken over the word America. Yeah. So actually we might've just solved our own problem here. Maybe we're just saying, listen, you guys, your States aren't United. Ours are. You're America, but we're the United States of America. Yeah.

We're the U S of a, yeah, we're all, we are together. I feel like it's a little more broken up. Yeah. In other places. I don't feel like Chile and, um, I don't know any other country in South. Yeah.

So you were way down there. Way down there. What's the temperature down there? It's their winter, right? It's kind of the opposite seasons, obviously, because of the other side of the equator. But it was pretty cold, like real south down there, 30s, 40s. Oh, really? Yeah. It looks like you were near some icebergs in some of those photos. Yeah, we went to some glaciers out there. You're at the Blue Square?

Yeah, that's the blue squares where we did the hike. But this is Glacier National Park. Are you on a tour? This is just a national park that you can go to. You can get pretty close to it. That's crazy. And they said every year it's a little smaller than it was the year before. So now's a good time to go see it before it's completely gone. She walked across it?

That was all glacier. That's where I try to make a snow angel out there. That's where you stepped. That part fell.

it's like 60 feet high, I think. And then it's like 17 kilometers deep, which I still don't know how many miles that is, but pretty deep. So that's a huge glacier just chilling there. And every minute or so you hear just a huge piece fall into the water. It's pretty awesome out there, man.

Did you see other people? Yeah. This was an area. Everyone's coming up to get the view of it right here. So there's people from all over the, you hear all the different languages. That's your picture. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that looks like a, in a magazine. Yeah. Do you take your drone down there? Uh, no, I didn't take my drone and I regretted it until they have pretty strict drone regulations everywhere. I went, they were pleased for the love of God. Don't fly a drone around. So I wouldn't be able to do much with it anyway. I would think, yeah, I,

It's almost good, man. You don't need drone people. They're going to yard kind of a problem. Like you just you do it and you're like, here we go.

And you're just in the middle of a party and you're just looking at a video game screen and you got to be like, hey, man, what's going on? He's like, I'm flying over your neighbor's house. That's cool, man. I can see the top of your roof. Look at your roof, I guess, if you're flying up there.

So I had, this is an animal that's, it's basically like they're deer in parts of Argentina and they're called guanacos. They're basically llamas and they can't be domesticated because they will just jump over fences and you can't get too close to them. They'll spit at you. Wow. So these guys are just running around.

All over the place. Now, when you're driving through rural Argentina, there's all these ranches on either side with barbed wire fences. But they can't keep these guys in because they just jump over the fence. I saw them jump over fences. But sometimes these guys will put their fences a little too high. And these guanacos will try to hop the fence and just get caught on the top. I saw...

Probably a hundred of these llamas just dead on the fence because they couldn't jump high enough. And some of them have been there so long, it was just a skeleton of these just chilling on the top of the fence in like the middle of nowhere. Why are they not eating them? They do eat them. I had some guanaco. Okay. Yeah. It's all right. It's not bad.

How high would the fence, like, why don't they just go a little bit higher? Why don't they go, hey, the fence that has all the bodies on it

Let's go up a little bit higher on that one. Just another foot. And then we can't domesticate them? It's funny, though, the answer they go, you can't domesticate them. You're like, why not? They jump over the fences. You're like, there's got to be a fence they can't get over. You could go higher. I know it's a lot of fence to build, but we could do it. How high is the fence that they can't jump over?

No one knows. Yeah. No, no. That are getting them caught up there. Typical. Yeah. Probably five or six feet. Yeah. Go eight. Maybe a little taller than that. Go eight. Look, I think you're right. I think they're figuring this stuff out. This is Nate's point. I mean, I'm just jumping on it here. Like your privacy fence. You just go a little higher. Yeah. You go 10 feet. 10 feet, turn the fence inside out like his, and then boom. Well, I don't know if there's a big appetite to keep these things in. I'm surprised you didn't bring that up down there.

That's guanacas. Yeah, like I'm American. I know a little bit about building walls or whatever. Yeah. But it was very, very cool. It's beautiful. The whole trip. We were in Brazil for a wedding where they speak Portuguese. Who got married? My dad.

wife's brother married a girl from Brazil. Oh, wow. So it was half Portuguese. They don't speak any English, half English. They don't speak any Portuguese. So it was interesting, like dynamic in the group. The ceremony was kind of split in half. Yeah. Most countries around South America, in my experiences, they all know a little bit of English. You go into a store, they know how to say hi or whatever. It's like how we all know a little Spanish. Yeah. In Brazil, it's,

I think only 5% of the country knows any English. So you're really just on your own out there. Yeah. So my wife's family, I've said it before, is Jewish. And her...

The family that he's marrying into is Catholic. So it was like a half Catholic, half Jewish ceremony. And we did it at my wedding. It's a Jewish tradition where you break the glass on the ground. Do you remember we did that? Yeah. You put a glass between like the middle of a blanket and you stomp at it.

And then you go like, oh, yeah. But some inside baseball that is common to to use something other than a glass like you. My wedding, we used a light bulb just so you could crunch it and you're not going to break your foot. So my brother in law texted me the day of the wedding and he was like, I need you to get me a light bulb.

So I was like, all right. So I've been, I'm in Brazil. I don't speak any Portuguese, you know, and I got to get a light bulb. So I look around my hotel room to steal one from the hotel room and they're all like plastic. They're not the kind you want. And I don't even know where to go.

to get a light bulb. In America, I know Home Depot. I know the stores. I don't know what anything is. And then you open up Google, and Google's in Portuguese. I'm like, no, I don't know where to go. Can't you translate? Well, you could. What I'm saying is it's more complicated than it would be. I don't even know what kind of store has it. Babel. Use Babel. You could Babel. See, this is the thing. Babel is great for any of this language stuff. It's good for normal situations.

Hello. Thank you. I'm sorry. Like, I need to track down a light bulb so I can smash it for a Jewish ceremony in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Anyway, so I Ubered to like a construction wholesale store.

And I'm inside the store and I've got Google Translate open on my phone and I'm trying to tell the guy, it's like two guys playing charades in the middle of the store. I like, I need a light bulb and he types in like, what do you need light bulb for? And I'm like, I need light bulb to smash. It's such a crazy situation. So we found, anyway, I got a real big one. It was, but it took like,

Five hours. I mean, a real big one. Wow. Real big one. And it made a good noise when he smashed it. I felt good. How would they use plastic light bulbs in hotels? Well, it was like an LED light bulb or like half of it's plastic or they're like smart light bulbs. Yeah. I wanted just like just a glass one that you could really smash with your foot. Yeah. Why did they use a light bulb? What do you mean? A glass would be it'd break your foot?

It's a lot harder. It's harder than you think to just break a drinking glass. So anything you can use to simulate that. I would think the thing to do would be try to just find a cheap glass. I would feel like that would be easier than going around Brazil trying to find a light bulb. You would think a light bulb, though, would be...

I'd be curious to see if you could have got to light bulb quicker than you did. It took five hours? It did take a long time. Was it scary carting around, going from place to place in Brazil, trying to communicate with people and not being able to speak the language? A little bit when you're like, oh, nobody here knows any English and they don't care to. Yeah.

I spent so much time just typing, holding stuff up. People were cool about it. I walked into a gas station at like 2 in the morning. It's the night of the wedding. I'm wearing a suit. But it's the time of night where the tie is a little undone. I look like a slob. So I go into this gas station, and I grab gum, and it knocks over the entire display. Oh, nice.

I mean, I'm not exaggerating. Thousands of items like sprayed out all over the floor of this guy. And I look up, it's just me and this Brazilian guy. And all I know to say is I'm sorry. So I just kept going, just go pay, just go pay. He's like, you know, he and I got on the floor and picked all this up. Took a long time. Wow.

But situations like that, you're like, I could explain myself. I could speak your language, but I can't. What would you have said, though? I mean, how did you knock over? Big coat. Big coat. I had a kid come up to me. The first night I'm there, I'm outside the bar, and there's a kid, probably nine. He walks up. He's got a bag of lollipops on him. He walks up. He's trying to sell the lollipops. Yeah.

And he starts talking to me in Portuguese and I go, I don't know. I just got here. I don't know any Portuguese. And he's trying to sell it. And I go, I don't know. Give me some time. I'll learn. It's my first night here. And he just grabs me, this kid, he like grabs my shirt like this. And he goes,

Money, money, money, money. So I go, okay, I take out my Google Translate and I go, I don't have any cash. Sorry, dude. And I hold it up to him. And then he grabs my phone, which they tell you, it's the number one thing they tell you not to do. Just hand your phone to strangers on the street. Don't give someone a microphone. Exactly. With this kid, I feel like we had a good conversation. He grabs my phone. He types in...

You don't have cash. Can you use picks? He keeps going, picks, picks, picks. And I go, I don't know what picks is. It's P-I-X. He types in P-I-X, and it translates just to P-I-X on the phone. Turns out picks is like their Venmo over there. And I'm trying to translate what pick. Anyway, this is like a 30-minute interaction with this kid. So I gave him $40,000, which is like, no, no, no.

I'm trying to remember what the... Mr. Uber Excel. No, the Brazilian dollar is 20 cents for a dollar. So everything's... So I gave him like 20 bucks or something, which was like $5. Oh, okay. Yeah. You gave him $20 cash, American? A Brazilian dollar. Oh. 20 Brazilian dollars. Yeah. It was like five bucks. On picks? Not on picks. I went and got cash. Oh, okay. Wow. I talked to the kid for a while. Yeah. It was like an interesting interaction. I've never talked with a...

He spoke no English. I spoke no Portuguese. And we just sat there and talked for a while. I had a lot of conversations with nine-year-old Brazilian kids. I have not, believe it or not. It feels like, and it seems like this was a big bulk of your trip was just these three things. Like your light bulb, five hours at least. The knocking over the gum was...

An hour, two hours. At least. This was a 30-minute conversation. I mean, you're like, I don't even know. Then you had a wedding. Yeah. I didn't even make the wedding. Yeah. We headed home. Yeah. Then you headed home. Saw some dead guanacas. Yeah. It was very cool, though, dude. And it was very cool from our hotel room in Argentina. Took me a long time to figure it out, but I was able to stream NBC and watch it.

watch saturday night live all right from the other side of the planet yeah it's very cool uh anyway so it's glad i'm glad to be back yeah good to see everybody uh and y'all went a bunch of other places you stayed in the same hotel or did you move south paula over a few days and then we went to santiago chile there you go and then we went down to is it warm anywhere

Not really. Nowhere we were. It was all pretty chilly. Went to a big soccer. Chile. Chile. I went to the Brazilian League soccer game. Actually, they call it Fuji ball in Portuguese. Isn't that fun? Yeah. Fuji ball. Packed out. It was like a last second tie. Crazy, crazy culture. Zero, zero. One to one. One to one. But the tying goal was at the very end of the game. Like literally in stoppage time. Oh.

Is there assigned seats or you just find a seat? There's assigned seats. Yeah, we have a section up here in the club seat. Middle times over there. So how do they do it there? You got to fight someone for the seat? All right. I'm asking that because Lucy told me y'all had to fight for seats. What do you do there? You find a smaller man, a young woman, and you just beat her for a seat? How do they... Talk us through that, Aaron. Yeah.

I think our group, we went with a big group from the wedding. We had a section. So like we individually didn't have seats, but we had a,

Oh, so you had to fight amongst yourself. Yes. We had to fight amongst ourselves. Okay. So all the people in Chile are like, ah, America. They see Aaron walking in from 400 yards out. Oh, that guy's going to get, he goes, sit wherever he wants to sit. You over here. He goes, he doesn't fit in our cars. I want to play some of the game. They go, you got to let him dude. Look at him. It's a big guy. Big. Uh,

What seats were you talking about fighting? Lucy told me that at that match, y'all had to kind of fight your way in for seats, but I guess you just meant amongst your group it was packed in. Yeah, I don't really know what she meant by that. Okay. Probably wasn't trying to talk to you that long. Just trying to kind of... Just moving along? Just kind of moving along and then didn't expect it to be brought up every bit. It was in passing. Yeah.

But man, very cool trip. Like once in a lifetime type thing. You know, you never think you'll go spend two weeks in South America. So it was very special. But I'm happy to be back. I was in Albany this weekend. Talk about whiplash going from Patagonia to Albany, New York. That's our Chile. That's right. Yeah. You went straight. You came home. I came home for a day or two and then immediately flew. Yeah. Flew out. Yeah.

We need a Google translator there. I felt like I did a couple times. Albany is a bit redneck, though. I like it. They got a bit of a country vibe. Smallbunny. That's what they kept calling it. You ever heard that? No. That's a pretty bad nickname, isn't it? Yeah. Smallbunny? Yeah. It would seem like someone making fun of them.

It is, but they've kind of embraced it in a way. I liked it. I walked to a grocery store there and I was like, oh, they're pretty country in here. I'm like, I fit right in up in there. Yeah. What grocery store did you go to? I don't know. It was just down the way from the hotel.

I don't remember the name. It wasn't a Publix or a Harris Teeter. Oh, there you go. You know. Yeah. Trader Joe's. Yeah. You had to get a good time out there. If I can walk to a grocery store, it's a good time. Yeah. You know. With your shirt off. Yeah. Yeah. When you're at a motel and you're already outside and then you go walk to a grocery store. Exactly.

I could feel like you asked for when they try to put you in a hotel, you're like, I'd like my door to be outside. Yeah. Can I get, yeah. Can the outdoor be my patio? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You go, how quick do you want to get your car? Pretty quick. Yeah. I say, I want to open the door. I want to get up in the morning, open the door. Like you would like a motel. Like are the, the,

In theory. Yeah, I do like that. I would like them to be cleaner and safer. But I like the idea. If I go to a hotel and they're like, what floor? I'm like, can I be on the first floor? I don't want to go to the elevator every time. Yeah. You can take steps too. Yeah. Yeah, second floor. I sometimes think the first floor, you're worried. You're like, you're just...

If you forget to unlock something, you're just there. Oh, yeah. But I do like a first floor. It always is very nice when you're just staying in a first floor. Do women prefer...

The first floor, there's one that's safer than the other. I don't know, Brian. I knew you were going to say that. I saw that coming. You felt it coming. I'm like, here we go. Let him finish. I can't remember what the logic. You could convince me either way is more safe. Wait. Say what? Say it again. One is more safe to be on the first floor or on a higher floor. I think higher floor. Higher floor. Okay. So somebody can't break through your window from the ground. Oh, okay. That makes perfect sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ever...

stayed multiple nights in different, like in a different city and then forget what your room number is. No. Yeah. I just did that. I was in Chicago and this girl got in the elevator at the same time as me. And I was fumbling for my key. And I was like, by the buttons, I was like, Oh, what floor she goes, you know, 19. So I hit 19 and then I find my key and I'm like,

I was like, oh, I'm 19 too. I was like, and then I'm like worried that she thinks I'm going to be following her. So I'm like, but you see, I am 19 here, you know? And I'm like trying to explain to her because she was like a young girl. And then I was like, I'll go first if you want so that you know that I'm not following you. And I made it so weird. Yeah. But I just was like, ah, it just seems, it just got so weird. Yeah. And I think she was even like, it's okay. Take it easy. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like, you just be like, Oh, 19 two. I did that with, uh, the girl from Outback. That's Leanne's promoter. Yeah. And we got back to the hotel and she had a friend with her and she's 20 something years old. And, uh,

I was like, what floor? Same thing. 6'4". I am too. And then I was like, what's your room number? And she's like, 6'4". I'm like, I'm 6'02". And they're like, what are the odds? And we walk all the way and we get there. She's here and I'm here. And I'm doing my key card and it's not working. And it looks like I just...

Followed her the whole way. I'm like, oh, my key card's not working. Can I come into yours? And it was from the night before. Oh, okay. So you were at it. Were you in that room? The night before I was in 602. My point is when you're in a different hotel every night, you forget. But it was a long conversation of what are the coincidences? We're on the same floor across from each other. And it looked like I just made it all up. And what was your room?

1845 or something. I don't know. It was a different floor. Would it have been a crazy coincidence for two people in town for the same event booked in the same reservation to have rooms next to each other? No. It doesn't sound like that crazy. We try to put everybody in ours pretty much next to each other. In her case, for whatever reason,

she didn't book it through. Yeah. Yeah. That back books their own thing. So you're not really, sometimes she doesn't even stay at the same hotel as Leanne. Yeah. Okay. But in this case she was, and then I thought across from me, but I was checking into a hotel and the guy in front of me was being kind of a creep to the, it's like a pretty younger woman working the desk. And she goes, do you have any preference of floors? And he goes, what floor are you staying on? Ah,

And she goes, I don't, I work here. She's like, I'm not staying at the hotel, you idiot. He's like, okay, I'll take floor three. Just with a terrible line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how you start in the stay. You got to pass her every time you go through the lobby. What floor are you staying on?

I have a house. I live in town. I don't live at the hotel I work at. You idiot. You should have gone right behind him and go, can you believe that guy? If you stayed here, what for? Where do you live? Yeah. What a ridiculous thing. What part of the neighborhood are you from? She asked for your phone number. What's your phone number? Dusty, you want to tell us about AG1? Oh, yeah.

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Since 2010, AG1 has led the future of foundational nutrition. Right. I guess the equator. Yeah. Like when you're right around there, it's like nice all year. And then you're kind of writing, we're a little bit, we're close to the equator, closer than you think. Way closer than you think. Yeah. When you see it like out, you're like, oh yeah.

Yeah. I didn't know the equator was so far down. I was thinking it was more in Mexico. I thought it was in the middle. Yeah. Of Mexico? No, just of the world. I mean, it is, right? That's what I'm saying. I didn't know the middle was so far. Yeah, it's in the middle. Well, I thought Mexico was like the middle. The middle of the, okay. Yeah. Yeah, like in South America. Be careful about my words here. Of the earth. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, it'd be like Mexico. And then you think South America would be like its own thing down there. Is that El Salvador or South America or no? Yeah, I think so. Right. Where is it? I think it's right on in Mexico.

You think El Salvador is in Mexico? Yeah, Honduras. Because El Salvador is next to Honduras. Right here. Right here. That was embarrassing for those watching. I didn't know. I didn't know where it was. Yeah. So I never. We can't know the whole everything. It's a big world. Yeah. It's a big world. But yeah. So I don't know if I've. I don't think I've ever been to South America. Well, I mean, it's Central America, but I think it might technically be part of the continent of South America. I don't know where the cutoff is.

It's fun. Well, that's all. Anyway, hope those stories weren't boring. It was just so much was happening. I was just thinking about. It was great. I couldn't wait to hear about it. Yeah, yeah. I think it's good we got it done with. But.

No, no, no. That was really cool. I thought it was funny. I thought the light bulb thing was funny to me. It must have felt good that you accomplished it, right? I was so proud that I tracked down a good light bulb, and then it's such a small part of the ceremony. Nobody really cared. You did it. I was proud of it. It does seem like the kind of story that you finally show up with the light bulb, and they're like, oh, we got one.

Oh, you've been looking for one this whole time? Oh, yeah. We got one here. Five minutes after we asked you, we have found one. We didn't know it would be that big of a thing. Did you get like a garage light bulb?

I don't know. It was a big circular kind of traditional looking light bulb. It's like you're super bad. Does it say glass on it? You finally show up with the alcohol? You just know. I took it out and I held it and I felt it with the guy. Smacked. You stopped on one. It's perfect. But I'm fake smashing it with the guy in the store.

You know what it reminded me of? I remember in college once on a tailgate, I thought I would be the man and go to McDonald's and get like

50 breakfast sandwiches and then show up to the tailgate and have food for everybody. And I showed up and dude, nobody. I got breakfast. Everyone's like, oh, cool. Nobody ate it. Any of it. I felt like such a moron. Really? Yeah. What'd you get? 50 egg and muffins? Yeah. Or just like whatever the dollar. When was this? This was in college. I'd get a new friend group. Yeah. The money. Yeah. This guy has. I know. I mean, that was college. I know.

And he just out on a whim goes by 50. What was that? Four grand? Yeah. How do your friends not care either? It's like you got to eat an egg McMuffin just because you brought it.

No, you just have this vision in your mind of you're the hero when you show up. Yeah, exactly. It's never that. In my mind, you are the hero, though. Oh, thanks, dude. Yeah, I would think that'd be pretty awesome. What time was the tailgate? This is early. I don't know, eight or nine. No one ate them? Maybe. You pick out. You expect them to swarm to the bags. College kids? I would think. Is there other food there? I would honestly think. There's other stuff going on. Any college, you could just drive at any time and just throw food.

50 every muffins at any of their faces and they'd be gone in two seconds. Look, I agree with you. That's how I would have behaved if somebody showed up with all that. Yeah, because college kids, I always like when you see...

Some young and you're like, you want some food? Because they're like, oh yeah, I'll eat. They'll eat at any time. Yes, and whatever. Whatever. No concern of what they've already eaten that day or anything. Did you take them with you? That's the best age to feed because they will eat anything.

Did they just go to waste? I don't know. They just sat there. I would have tore it up back then. Oh, thanks, man. It's crazy, man. Sorry about that. It's all good. I'd been drinking in the morning and I'd be like, all right, let's get it going. You know what I mean? Notre Dame screwed me this weekend. Yeah. Sorry about that, man. Can't be betting against Clemson out here. No. They have four losses. What was your record? We should have beaten them. Well,

Can't be doing it. Do you know what your record was from game day? College game day. If you don't know, I was on college game day. There he is getting off his private jet. Insane. I was telling Brian, this felt like a bigger deal to me than SNL. I know it's not, or I don't know. It's crazy. This show was a bigger part of my life than SNL ever was. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even see any of that stuff. They come out. I was hoping you'd wear your flowery jacket. Yeah. Well, yeah.

So they, I didn't really know. They're like, they show you get off the plane. So they tell you like, you know, like I get off and then everybody else would get off after me.

In my head, I thought the camera would be right at the... So when I come out, I'm looking. I'm like, well, there's not even a camera. Where's the camera? That's what I thought. And so it takes me a second to find it. And then I found it. I'm like, oh, okay, that makes sense. And then, yeah. So, yeah, went down there. I mean, our show, night before, ended at 11.30, midnight.

you know, got back to the room by the time I slept, probably three hours, got up at 6.30, go to the airport. Uh, they fly you and then, uh, you land. And I had the theory I was trying to like, cause I mean, I got asked to do this, uh,

It was like Herb Street texted a mutual, someone we know mutually. Kirk Herbstreet. Kirk Herbstreet. We have not met. I've not met Kirk Herbstreet, but we know a lot of the same people. And so I was getting asked kind of mutually through that. And then in my head, I'm like, man, I thought they would do it. I thought it just would happen some other way. And this was, I think it was Wednesday or Thursday when they were like, hey, do you want to come down?

And so I was like, okay. And I'm at a four o'clock show in Chicago. That's insane. And so we got up. It's unreal. You fly down there. You get a police escort. You go in there and you do your picks and stuff. I was a little nervous with college fans because college football fans can be just –

insane people. Yeah. How much, I mean, we're all called football fans, but like there's a level. And you were in Tuscaloosa. Yeah. Yeah. And so there, you know, I know people are like, well, why do you have someone that has nothing to do with Alabama? Even though my wife's from Alabama and my wife's an Alabama fan. But that's not why they did it. I don't know. I don't know. Does everybody have some reason they're with whoever? I don't think anymore. Yeah. They had, um,

Eric Stonestreet's done it a couple times, I think. And one time it was for just some very random team, maybe Clemson or something. So, you know, I almost said last week, you've done your part to get after SNL to get to the level where if Vandy can get their act together, you could be the guest picker. It never crossed my mind you would be it for somebody other than Vandy. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's obviously this past year,

A couple weeks have been crazy. So it's, you know, it's, yeah, it's like, that's why I got asked. But that's why I did want to make sure that it was, you know, like we and I had Bates and Vecchione and Vitor. Like, I was like, hey, let's just try to come up with some jokes. You know, I was like, at least put effort into it. When I give these. You did have good jokes for every trick. Yeah, I thought so too. Yeah. We got, yeah.

Who wrote the Rudy joke? I made that up on the spot. On the fly? Did you really? Yeah. No, maybe I made it up. Trying to compliment your writing. Like, no, I riffed that. No, no, no. It was in the van on the way there. I came up with that. The one I came out on the spot was Oklahoma's The New Vanderbilt.

That's the one that got a little traction. A little heat on that one. Yeah, yeah. That's the one that I came up in the moment. It was just, I mean, look, you're going, who's this clown? Oh, you're the next bandit. Well, then they lost later that day. They did. I got that pick right. That's right. Yeah, I mean, it's like that mindset of that person. You want to go...

I get it. You want to go like, what do you think is, would you honestly think I'm just there? You know, it's like, it's really like in the line below her. It's great. He was joking. He's a Vandy fan.

Well, Rosa Loper there, getting it, coming in. He knows that's not true, and he is an awesome comedian. It's debatable if it's true or not. I mean, not yet to be seen. Yeah, I mean, a lot would have to change. We'll see. We'll see, baby. We'll make sure. I hope it does. There's a great chance, though, that Vandy does get to be Bo Klum, and then I get to hear all that.

But with the transfer portal, who knows? Yeah, that's right. Vanderbilt could pick up a lot of people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Deion Sanders could come and coach. I just thought of it. I said it because it was –

It was like, oh, this will be funny. I'm in Alabama, LSU, SEC. So it's the new school coming to. In Texas, I picked Texas for Buc-ee's because I said they gave us Buc-ee's. So I couldn't – there was really no reason why I wasn't picking Oklahoma. I didn't really have a great joke. I had like something –

But then I was like, oh, you know what? And I just like, I'll just say this. And then I figured like, you know, I'm doing, you got Alabama LSU there. Yeah. It's, but yeah, it was all, I had a joke for, we had a joke for every pick. Am I remembering correctly? Did you get a not so fast, my friend, from Lee Corso? Right out of the gate. That's iconic. That's iconic. It is iconic. Not so fast, my friend. Oh, that's so cool. I was very happy to get that. That was the Vandy Auburn pick. I go, I go Vandy. Yeah.

Because they wouldn't have picked Vandy Auburn game, but I was there. And then I said Vandy, and so I got it. He goes, not so fast, my friend. And then, yeah, it was very nice. Yeah, that was very cool. He seems completely unhinged, Lee Corso. He seems insane. He's been doing it a long, long time. Long time. I mean, I like it, but he seems insane. Well, he's just old, but – He's older. Yeah. He's great. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You went in for the handshake. He wasn't quite clear on what to do there. Oh yeah. I did try to get a handshake and he didn't give it. I don't, I mean, he's like, I don't know who you are. Well, I don't, yeah, I don't think he is feeling there's a lot of stuff for, I mean, he's like, just kind of, you know, uh,

Another funny joke you had was when it was Air Force versus Army. And they said, I pick America. And it changed it to an American flag on the screen. That was cool. Yeah, I asked them to do that the night before. I was like, can you have my...

can you have my thing be America? And so then they had all of them be, it was America versus Air Force. And then I took, yeah. And then I took America and some guy tried to tell, like, there was like, someone told me that there's a guy that like keeps track of the picks and

So saying like I was like seven and four because I picked the Air Force, but I picked America. So I didn't really pick anybody that picked. But I thought it was very funny that it was that. I mean, I didn't know they were going to do what they did until it was there. And then Kirk Herbstreit had to be like, well, man, I can't not pick the American flag. I guess I got to pick America too. Yeah. And so it was like that was like dumb and fun because I mean, they didn't.

You know, it's like, it's one of those trying not to take serious where you want to go like, well, I got some real opinions about, you're like, well, who am I, dude? Would you want to hear my opinions on Clemson, Notre Dame? Right. You want to hear my, like, who cares what I think of it? I don't get to watch stuff like I used to. Yeah. So I want to go and just have a joke. I'm going to pick Vandy to win everything. And then I'm going to have a joke for...

every other one. I think you did a good job finding the balance between like not taking it too seriously, but also like respecting what it is and not acting like you're above it. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. That's what you want to do. I always think it would be fun to have some form of public shaming for all the people that pick. And they're like, they try, you know, they're like so serious and they're like, I know who's going to win these games. So when they're wrong, have like next week,

You know, they have to come out and be accountable for what they picked. Yeah. That's what I think. Take a different turn. Yeah. That's what I like. How about putting them in that thing where your head and your hands fall out of it and it sounds weird? Yeah, because they come so hard with it. They're like, they got all these information, all these facts, and they're like, this is how I know this is going to happen. And then when it doesn't, I think there should be some accountability. Mm-hmm.

Well, game day's not too bad like that. They go pretty fast, rapid fire. Yeah, maybe not game day, but some of the others. You're saying you think Nate should be held accountable for picking Vanderbilt over Auburn. Yeah.

I think it'd be fun. I wouldn't even know if you would know who Colin Coward is. He always surprises all of us when you drop any kind of sports knowledge whatsoever. You've had a run right here that I thought. The fact that you knew Notre Dame played Clemson, I was surprised at. Yeah.

Someone pointed out that you made a joke about Coast Guard. They have a team. Oh, yeah? They play like Division III. Oh, that's awesome. I had no idea. Yeah, you know what? I might have seen that, and they're good, right? I think so. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The Coast Guard joke was – yeah, we thought that was the night before. The other one, the Dabo thing. I didn't know Dabo had that Tyler and Spartanburgs. We found that out when I was there. Yeah.

I'm blanking on everything. But he was like, you know, he was like, you got any questions about, because we were just trying to make jokes about it. And then he told us, because none of us knew that, that they played that all week. They've already talked about it. He yelled at us. So that's why I was like, I love the way Dabo talks to children. Yeah.

I got a big laugh from everybody too. Joey Freshwater. Yeah, I got a big laugh. It was trying to give some... It's very inside. You're letting people know I'm actually a college football fan. I know what's going on. Yeah, but it was awesome. It was super cool.

Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. Yeah, it's insane. Yeah, it's been a crazy. And then you guys immediately get on a plane and head right back to Chicago. Yeah, get on. Yeah, you do the picks. Laura came down. They get tickets. Laura got tickets to the game. So I came down, got to see her for a second. Then I escort back to the plane. I take off, land, like two, probably got about –

Something like that. Got to the hotel at 2.30, took a shower, did a show at 4, and then a show at 7, and then 2 the next day. It's a pretty crazy day. Crazy weekend. Yeah, I went to Jake Melnick's that night, the place I used to work at. Yeah, it was a crazy day. Someone said that you're maybe Times Magazine's looking at you for man of the year. Yeah. Have you heard that? No. Okay.

First person of the year, excuse me. Yeah. My Delta is the problem, not me. That's from Aaron Davis, I believe is his name. Yeah, I mean, let's keep it going. Let's keep your star rising here. Yeah, where do you go from here? We'll all milk it off to the side. I'm presenting award at CMAs. Tonight? Yeah, tonight.

Do you know which one you're presenting? I do. Am I allowed to say? I don't know. It's happening tonight. Yeah. Yeah. Male Vocalist of the Year. That's a big one. That's a huge one. Big time. It's one of the last ones they give out. I think, yeah. And these names will be easier to pronounce than the Grammys. Well, yeah. It's like, yeah, the nominees are like Morgan Wallen and Jelly Roll. I hope Jelly Roll wins.

That's our friend. We all know Jelly Roll. I hope he wins. He's a great guy. Yeah. From here, that'd be fun. What if Morgan Wallen won and then he came out and he's still mad at you about breaking his record? And he shoves you. Yeah. Go to commercial. Go to commercial. Yeah. I think I'm making a joke about that record. Like that was kind of the...

thing. The joke is referencing... I've talked about it before in other interviews, but it works really good with this thing. I'm doing a joke about that. We'll see. I've never met him. Maybe I won't this time either. Jelly Roll again. Jelly Roll is great. He performed at Zany's a bunch. I hope he wins it.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He sang for my mom one time outside of Zany's. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Wow. You should tell that story. Well, my mom just went to see me do comedy at a show, and it was Josh Wolfe's show that he used to do, and it was a real dirty show. So even people that had opened for me in the past that –

My mom had seen they were on the show. Chance Willie is mainly who I'm talking about. He did clean opening for my show, but now super dirty on this show. And so my mom was ready to leave. So not because of chance, just in general. And so we were leaving and Jelly Roll was out outside and he goes, he goes, you're going to leave before I sing? He goes, I sing real good. And she goes, well, sing a couple of bars.

And so he sings and she goes, that's pretty good. And then we left. Does she know who he was? I don't think so. She does now. But this was, you know, this is a few years back. It's just funny to literally be sung to and you're like, that's pretty good. Yeah, by Jelly Roll. I mean, who is a massive star now. I mean, at the time he was doing some big things, but he's a massive star now. And he sang to my mom outside of Zany's and, you know.

Not impressed. She was not impressed. You know, I think she liked it, but she's like, yeah, I'm ready to go though. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's fun. Jelly Roll's always been nice to me. Yeah. Yeah. He's a really, really sweet person. Is that it? Yeah. No, I was- Oh, I wanted to say something. Oh, okay. It seems more serious now. But this is something I feel like, is it Decathlon where you do four events? Yeah.

Decathlon is where you do 10. What is it when you do four? Is there a four? What is it, a quadathon? See, I was thinking triathlon because I did three things, right, of comedy this weekend, but I actually did four. But I think it's fun. I went to Chicago. I did a theater show. Then after the theater show, I did –

I judged a roast battle. And then on Friday, I did a corporate event. And on Saturday, I did a comedy club. So I did like all the things in comedy in one weekend. And I went to Oklahoma City.

It was great. I performed a corporate gig for the Oklahoma Department of Transportation. Some previous speakers were President George W. Bush, Peyton Manning.

So I said, I guess it's not going well now, huh? I mean, you really dropped off here. But it was a hot show. Yeah. Wow. They were pumped I was there. Yeah. It was a hot show. A lot of Nateland listeners out there. Oh, yeah. I did Bricktown in Oklahoma City. They loved it. Yeah. A lot of Nateland people all over the place out there. Good people. Yeah. We got this from a fan.

Let me hold this up. Hello, folks in Hay Bear. We've got a painting. What is it? The Colorblind Painter? I guess so. Yeah. I see Aaron, Nate, and me. Who's that other guy, though? It's been pointed out by more than one person. Maybe that's not the best of me, but...

You guys look great. I love it. Yeah. I think it looks great. You might not think it's good, Brian, but there's zero confusion of who that is in that painting. I'll say that. I mean, that's unbelievable. That's an original? No tracing? No, no. He did a great job with me. Yeah, you look great. Yeah. Yeah, Dusty, you look. I look. I'm very. You look great. Mine's updated. An updated look. Look at that hair blowing in the breeze. Yeah. Dusty looked like the cover of a novel.

Yeah. I'm a big fan of this poster. Yeah, so am I. So thank you. I am too. That's so cool. Let's try to put Brian in there next time. Yeah. My birthday was Friday. Oh, happy birthday. All right. Happy birthday. What's up, dude? I called him. Are you good? Sorry. What were you going to say? Something else about that? Yeah. I'm coming around to you on this painting though.

That it's spot on? Yeah, just the more I look at it, like if you look at it for a while, you go, maybe Brian's the best one. It did capture the smile. It does capture the smile. All right. That's fair. The essence. Abby called me Friday afternoon to say, we want to post a picture of you and Nate on the

social media, but we can't find a good one. We found one and I saw the picture and she sent me, I thought I look pretty good. And she said, but you look bad. So do you have any of your else? I had to dig through my old social media to find one of us, but it's so funny. The photo that I thought looked perfectly good. She was like, you look rough in there. Are you sure you want to post that? I thought it was great. It's not the one you posted. No,

No, it was another one she sent me that I thought you found. I wish we could see that picture. Do we have that? Now you don't want anybody to see it. I don't want anybody to see it because I wouldn't agree with her. Is it by the colorblind photographer? Sorry. So anyway. I regret that one. No, it's quite all right. It's already out there. Yeah.

So, yeah, my birthday was Friday. Did the Opry. Oh, on your birthday. Not on my birthday, but the night before. Sounds like it's sad. Oh, wow. On your birthday. No. Okay. I'm sorry. Where'd you go eat on your birthday?

Jim and Nick's. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is good. Yeah. Nothing special, but it's nice. It's special. It's pretty pricey at Jim and Nick's, so that's almost a fancy dinner there. I was like, let's do the Aaron Webber meal sometimes. Let's live it up. Yeah. What's the Aaron Webber meal? Well, we got a trend going on today about Aaron having money. Oh, okay. Yeah. I know that. I mean, you gave blood in college, right? I did. Plasma. Plasma. Yeah.

Did he go buy $50 worth of... He showed up and you're like, I gave Plasma... It'd probably be $60, $70.

Yeah, with tax and everything? Yeah. You're all weak because you gave plasma for it and nobody eats it? You're still bleeding out a little bit? Oh, hey, thanks, man. Somebody get in on this. Everybody's like, oh, I just, well, I just worked out. I don't want to waste it. What's that?

Oh, guess who brought? Someone goes, they don't even go. They go, oh, I see Aaron brought McDonald's and everybody doesn't even know. They go, well, we didn't say who brought it. He goes, well, I just figured Aaron. Yeah. Aaron brought it. What are you boys doing? Before we start that, you want to do a sponsor? Yeah.

Yeah, I had, you talk about eating. I have, I have, I'm a mess with eating. I did my own Krispy Kreme challenge today. By myself. How'd you do? By myself, ate. Are you serious? Yeah. Wow. I think I did more than I did. That's wild. A mix of chocolate and yeah, it's not good.

It's honestly not good. Even as a drinker, I never ate crispy creams at one time. I just woke up. I mean, I'm in a dark spot right now with food. Wow. I was down 160. I'm back to like 184. I'm back up to 24 pounds. I got to go back down. You'll be ordering Uber XL before you know it. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm on the way. Yeah. You need better help. I need better help.

I do. I need to go talk to someone about it because it's the stress or it's something that I can't like. I wake up and it's like it's it's you want to do something that's not I don't know. It's not like I even want this food.

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Text, chat, phone, video, convenient, flexible. That stuff is good. It's like just commit to doing it. Talk this stuff out. Someone like that, I wouldn't even talk to someone about being like, why am I eating all this bad food and I can't stop? And then you just can't. I thought about like we were in Chicago and I saw a McDonald's. And I was like, oh, I used to always go to that McDonald's.

When I was in Chicago. And I was like thinking, I wonder why I went to that. You know, I was like, I bet I did just because it's like, I know what that is. I'm not, I'm overwhelmed with everything. Because I was just starting comedy. I'm in Chicago. I'm like, there's so much going on. But I know what that McDonald's, I know what's in there.

And so I wonder if it's like, that's what makes you go there. Cause you're just like, well, I know that. Yes. I don't want to go to a restaurant cause I'm nervous, you know, I'm nervous with just living in Chicago. So it's like you go to some fancy restaurant and you're like, well, I don't, I can't even say these words on the menu and I'm feeling embarrassed and I don't like it, but I know that I can, I just go there and I'll eat there.

I think it's the same reason people will rewatch The Office 15 times instead of trying a new show. Because there is comfort and you know exactly what's going to happen. You're familiar there. Yeah. All corporations feel like that. Even if you go to a different city and you're like, but you walk into a Target, you're like, all right, this is. All right, I'm home. Yeah, I know what I'm. I know. Yeah.

This feels normal. That was the scary part of trying to find the light bulb. I don't even know. I don't even know what kind of store to look for. That would be, yeah. She went to McDonald's.

Did you eat McDonald's down there? I got McDonald's at the airport in Argentina. That's fun. It's pretty good. It's good. They sell just tubs of cheese. Yeah. Melted? Yeah. I didn't get one. Yeah, but like nacho cheese. They just sell tubs of it. With chips? You can do whatever you want with it. Yeah. They don't give you really instructions. Hey, man. That's not true. I got hung. I had Wendy's.

It was good though, right? It was amazing. It was crazy. I got frosty. It's just something. That could be the move. That's a good move, man. That's a good move. Comments. Vicky Butler. As excited as I was to watch SNL, I was just excited for this episode. I couldn't wait.

For all the blow-by-blow details that is sharing the experience vicariously. No, that's not it, right? Vicarious. Vicariously. Vicariously. Yeah. Yeah, Vicky coming in with the big words here. Vicky with the V. Maybe that's what sent me down to vicarious. Because you're already thinking V's. Yeah, I was already there. I was halfway there.

Thank you, Vicki. Barry Berkman. When they use kids in the skits, such as the Fran Drescher Halloween one, who are the kids? Are they actors or kids of the cast? They're actors. Sorry, that's funny to me. You would just think that actors would just bring their kids down there. Who are the kids? Yeah. Yeah. That's what it's...

It would be very funny to just go in there and go like, who are these kids? And you're like, what? Because that's my son. No, yeah, they're actors. Funny enough, we moved, Lorne moved the Fran Drescher sketch up

Because he goes, you don't want to be putting kids on past midnight. Because then they're like, you got these kids. Because people will be like, well, you got these kids out here that late and blah, blah, whatever. Even though the kids are loving it, it's exciting. Obviously, they can...

hang out for one night yeah but it's but it was interesting that lauren kind of said that he's like you can't you don't just the hoda girl killed it in that sketch that girl is a boy oh so he put a great wig on oh i couldn't tell at all oh yeah it's crazy amazing yeah uh the mario kid his mom was sitting in front of us during rehearsals and she said that's his fourth or fifth time to be on snl and he just co-starred in a movie oh wow so like how old is the kid

I don't know. He looks like he's 10, 12. I don't know. He's probably going to be a big star. So he'll be a wreck in his 20s. That poor kid. I don't think so. I think, you know, maybe. Nicole Colkin in her hands here. I would just say he's got a great family. Yeah, his mom seemed very nice and down to earth. And someday you'll be opening for this kid. Yeah, yeah. If you've got a good family. Yeah, well, that's true. You do need a good family. There has to be kid actors that have really panned out.

Oh, yeah. Drew Barrymore. Jason Bateman. Wasn't he a kid? Oh, yeah, yeah. He's been here. Yeah, it's like a solid career. I think he was stuff very early. I mean, Drew Barrymore, I don't know. Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio. I mean, they, yeah, well, they're not. Gary Duff. Yeah. Corey Feldman. I mean, come on, dude. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Drew Barrymore hosted SNL when she was seven. Did she really? Yeah. Hosted it? Yeah. Wow. It was right after E.T. came out. Yeah. That's crazy. Richie Rice. Last week, you mentioned that the Lake Song skit was shot around eight in the morning. Were there other skits that were shot early and is a live audience watch on a screen Saturday night?

If so, is that extra time used strategically to switch to more elaborate costume and sets? Uh, yeah. Lake beach is on Spotify. Isn't that crazy? You have a song on Spotify with Dave Grohl. Yeah. Yeah. Me. Yeah. Featured in Dave Grohl. Uh, yeah. So you can, you can go download it. Listen to it's on everything. Uh,

We shot that one in the morning. No one's watching those. There's no audience for those because you're in a completely different... They have a studio that's like uptown. It's just completely different than the other one. And yes, they will put... I think after... When did they air this one? After the chef... Or they aired the Halloween one after the chef show or something because we had to go into the George Washington one. And that was going to be a little more of a costume thing.

So they do strategically put these in to be like, this will give the cast more time to everybody change into their outfits and be out there and not be... Because if we would have went straight chef to... I mean, I don't know if you could have done that because it's just so...

Yeah, so they use those for that. Yeah, and if you're in the audience, you are watching it just like people at home are on the screen. Well, you can see. Can't you see? Can you see some of them or no? You can see all of them. All the sketches. I know, but can you see them from your seat like live or do you?

Or do you end up just watching on TV? Well, we had great seats right in the middle. But if you're at one end, you can't see all the way down to the other end, vice versa. But I'm talking about the pre-produced sketches like Late Beach. They put them on all the monitors for people to watch. So we're seeing it as you are at home. As you are at home, yes. Yes. Yeah. And then...

But like when I did the Fran Drescher sketch, because that was over in the corner, you couldn't see any of that. So you're just watching on TV. Which ones were you able to, Chef Show probably pretty easy. Chef, I could see, Airplane, I could see half of. Yeah. I don't know if I could see you in Airplane, but I could see people in the front of the Airplane. I was trying to think which ones actually made air.

George Washington's dead center. That's bright center. Yeah. George Washington, we did it where the stage where I do stand up at. That's where that's at. So that's all. The Biden two at the beginning one, that's all there. So I'm standing right before I walk out of the and they do the introducing the whole cast. That Biden thing is all on.

the stage that I'm about to stand on and do the monologue. They got it off quick. So once they finish and they go live from New York Saturday night, once they do that, I'm already behind that door waiting. And then they're playing the intro of like who's on the show. They clear that off that fast. There's a time-lapse video of this out there. Yeah. Yeah. SNL post that shows them clearing it while you're standing backstage. Yeah.

Oh, of my taping? Mm-hmm. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. Oh.

The George Washington video is so good. I just watched it again the other day. I think that's going to be one of those that's like a classic video that people watch for a long time. It's being talked about in that way. The best of SNLs. It's so good. Yeah. Yeah. It's a really great one. Yeah. Yeah. It was, I mean, yeah, it's awesome. Yeah. I mean, obviously. There's no like, you know, any kind of current thing on it that will make it be dated. That's a good point. Right. It's just. It's evergreen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Kai Wackley. I think that's right. I think you nailed it. K-A-I, Kai Wackley. I would think Wakely. Wakely. Wakely sounds so much better. It's like the E-Wakely. I'm the Wakely. I don't know. I mean, I'm just, I would lean towards Wakely and not Wackley. Yeah, because it's W-A-K-L-E-Y. I would call him K-Dub. Yeah, if there was a C there, it'd be more of the Wack. Yeah.

Kai Wackley but yeah the Wakely is yeah much better it'd be almost like if you met him you'd be like Kai Wackley you'd read the name you're like I don't want to meet that guy and they go it's Wakely you're like oh bring him over yeah yeah

During the chef competition sketch was Keenan pushing the plate of food onto the floor improvised. Seemed like he did it to juice the scene a little bit and got a great surprise reaction from the audience and the other actors. Great moment regardless. That guy is such a pro. Yeah, I mean, Keenan is unreal. We knew they were going to push it off.

You didn't know how he was going to... I mean, even in rehearsals, he would do it. He never actually pushed it off in any of the rehearsals. So he pushed it off in that moment. But yeah, Kenan is...

I mean, he's unreal. Really. And anybody doing improv scenes, like faking turning over the table, like an imaginary table, is a classic improv move. I mean, to show your anger or your excitement, classic turn over the table. I mean, even just hanging out with improv people, you do that move to show...

How fired up you are. I would give good money to watch videos of you doing improv back in the day. Do you know that's how we started? I got some, depending on how much money. I mean, I have some. Do you really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard to watch improv on video. Yeah. Unless you're, you know, Drew Carey. Whose line is it anyway? Well, I think we'd be watching for different reasons. Yeah, for sure. How long did you do improv?

Well, I mean, well, yeah, I started, I mean, I started doing some improv in like 2004, but I really got into it in 2008. And then I did it for, you know, six years. Improv? While I was doing standup. Yeah. Did that blow your mind? It blew my mind. That's crazy. I found out. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I was doing it right along with standup for a long time. Were you a character guy? Did you have different voices? Oh, no characters. I was always the same. My teachers were all the time like, hey, try some characters. But I'm pretty much me in every scene. You're wearing Charleston? Yeah. Yeah. I'm me in every scene. Yeah. You're probably a lot to be friends with then. You're like, anybody that meets you, you're like, you want to come to my standup show? Got an improv show Wednesday. You're like, oh. I mean, I was. You're inviting everybody. You know, you're. . .

I mean, I was big time pushing my shows. I mean, I would do an improv show. And then the moment that show was over, I would have my flyers and I would run off stage, stand by the door, hand everybody leaving the show a flyer to my standup show. Smart. Yeah. I mean, I was on it with the promotion. Do you think you loved improv more than standup? Like, or is it, you're just better at standup? No, standup I liked the best. Yeah. Improv was just, you know, it's, it was fun. Yeah.

But stand-up is where it's at. Yeah. You do. You are, you know, you've tucked a pin down. Yeah. I mean, I'm out here. You're a multi-layered onion. Yeah. There's a lot. Yeah. Let's start an improv troupe. Call ourselves the Nate Land Squad. Yeah.

We did an episode on while you were gone on sports movies. And I asked if you had to go undercover and do any professional sport, like you're investigating something, which sport do you think you could best fake your way through? Yeah. Did I get asked this? We may have talked about this a long time ago, but basketball.

Basketball. Yeah. Like NBA? Oh, like if I had to. Yeah, professionally is what the question was. If you had to blend in and people think you're. And the team knows you're in on it. Yeah. Basketball. And Brian said soccer. And then somehow that was less ridiculous than me saying a swimmer.

I'll tell you why. The podcast erupted and Brian called me 5'3". I could maybe be a swimmer. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. Well, I could swim fast. I could swim fast too. That's what I'm saying. My understanding was the question was not about your actual performance, but how you could blend in. Nobody would look at the two of you. No offense. You're both doing very well in life. No one will look at the two of you and think that's a swimmer. Until they saw us swim. Right now, my...

Food problem, no. But I mean, once I get this settled and then, you know, I'm sure, look, you don't, there's got to be smaller swimmers. I think they'd be, they probably think that he's, you know,

that's the hair would hold me back a bit but he's the they'd have to clean the pool a lot of the female swimming problems they think Dusty Dusty would do better going to a female swimming team well for sure and then be like and everybody be like oh yeah yeah and Dusty is a name that can really go either way it's true it's true you know

I think for mine would be basketball. I think soccer for you. Huh? I think soccer for you. Why for him? Because I look like a soccer player. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, so you're not saying like athletically. No. I would think golf would be the easy one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, you're a great golfer. You shot that down quick, right? It's got to be a team sport, I think, where you can just not even touch the ball.

You're saying I got to play in the game? Yeah, you got to play. Oh. Brian said soccer. I think I could get out there and just hide in the middle. Like Messi? Yeah, Messi doesn't run. I know, but the problem is he does good when the ball cuts. Can you imagine being like, all right, I'm going to be like Messi, but that ball cannot come to me. That's exactly right.

Yeah. I mean, my argument is, all right, I'm out there. The game ends 1-0 instead of 0-0. How big a difference is it going to be? Soccer, nobody scores anyway. Yeah, but if you – I guess it's like what could you – You couldn't make your high school basketball team. Now you're playing the NBA? Well, I was thinking athletically I can dribble to my legs. I could like – I picture like warm-up, I could do some layups where you would just – you would not notice me. Okay. You just wouldn't notice me.

But I guess if I'm on a pro team and everybody's super tall, then you might be such a physical difference. Yeah, and you've seen me. You make me wear a jersey. The jersey's not going to be flattering for me. Oh, God. You have the t-shirt on. Yeah, I have a t-shirt on. I have a hoodie on underneath it. I just have to put just some layers. That guy's got it.

he's got a lot going on. You're like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I would play, you know, when you see like, you know, I see Kobe like, or rub his chest, like on the inside. I would just be doing that all the time. Like covering my chest up and just with a Jersey on, uh,

I could see... Yeah, I could be soccer. If you're size and everything, I could see soccer because I would just probably blend in and the field's far enough away and whatever. You're going to be tough though, man. It's...

I mean, you've got to be able to run. I'll stand in the middle. Have you seen me run? I've never seen Brian run. Me either. I think you would be – they'd make you just be a ref at one of these things. Like you would just be – if you look like a ref, a ref would be no brainer. Like a ref, you could blend in. People probably think you're just an off ref when you go to the games. Yeah.

Like they just come. That was my day off. That was your, yeah. And he's still here. He loves the game. He loves it. He goes, well, my buddy's reffing. He comes up when I go. I'd like to see you be the talking ref. You know, whatever they call those guys. The one that does the. Football, the one that. Yeah. I think it's called the umpire in football. Right? I don't.

I don't know. I don't know. Like the main, you have the white hats, the umpire and the rest are. What did we say? You're supposed to ever been. I said a long snapper in the NFL. Okay. Long snap. I could be a holder. Hold the kick.

I mean, maybe. I would let go before he got there. I think just you and the pads would be. I don't think you'd catch the ball. You'd let go. I think it'd be. I think that, I mean, they'd throw that ball back there pretty quick. Well, if Aaron snapped it to me, maybe we could be a team. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm.

I mean, somebody last week said I could be the middle guy in the bobsled. Yeah. Just got to get in there. Get in there and lay down. You'd be, why is the middle guy already in there? They're pushing me. Why is there one guy already in the bobsled? No, don't worry about it. It's not we're doing it. We're doing it different this year. Yeah.

Yeah, you could be either Bob. Yeah, Bob's a...

So, yeah, professional team. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, swimming doesn't seem so ridiculous to me. Yeah, I think athletically I can, I have enough coordination to, but if you're looking at size and all that stuff, you don't want people to notice. If I was on a court with the basketball. Hey, pickleball. I mean, I dominated you guys. Yeah. That started to be good. You were surprisingly good. Yeah.

You can do cornhole. That's official now. Now we're talking. Now you could do that. Yeah. Because you wore this stuff. But I'm sorry we called you 5'3 so many times. Yeah. You guys really made it seem like I was so short here. Let's skip that. We'll get to it. It's coming up. It's coming up.

Mike Brown. There was a Debbie Downer skit with Ben Affleck back in the day where it killed a dress rehearsal, but bombed in the actual show when they re-ran the episode later. When? Oh. Bombed in the actual show. Then, when they re-ran the episode later in the season, they used the dress version in the show instead. Were there any sketches that went better at dress for Nate? No. No.

I think they went good on all of it. I could tell Noah's Ark didn't get that many laughs and that got cut. But I mean, it was like everything that got cut was like, yep. Yeah, they made the right choices. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so we didn't have anything that... George Washington got the biggest laugh at dress rehearsal. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah.

And then it did too. And in the show, in the show, but it was, yeah, it was, you could tell chef was very good. Uh, I mean, they, they moved it all up. Airplane. Good. You know, it's like watching them. Fred Drescher was, is the one that I was a little surprised, uh,

And not because she's very good at Fran Drescher, but it was like, you know, is it too inside? Is he talking about the strike? Like, are people going to get it? So Fran Drescher was one that, and I think a lot of people were, like, surprised that that was made. But it was, you know, Sarah, who does Fran Drescher, is really great at it. And, you know, that Hoda kid, it was, like, just very funny. It was just, you know. Yeah.

What are you saying, Dusty? I'm just saying it's like with that kind of stuff, it's like when you get a, you know, back in the day where you get a DVD that had deleted scenes and you go watch them and you're like, yeah, that needed to be deleted. Yeah. They made the right call. Very rarely would you see one that you're like, oh, I wish that would have been in here. Yeah. Yeah. Jason Murray. It was funny how long Nate and Brian took to try and get Dusty to recognize the Give Me Some Lovin' song.

You know that song? No. Give me some love and give me, give me, give me some love and give me some love. Give me, give me some love. You don't know that. You've never heard that. Never heard this in my life. Give me some love. Give me, give me some love. Give me some love. I didn't know it either. Who is this? You've never heard that song? I think Steve Wynn was at work. Steve Wynn was the lead singer. I knew a lot of music and I had not heard it. I'd never heard that. You've never heard this song? I don't even think we'll finish the comment. Maybe that'll help us. Hold on. Uh,

Give me some love song. I bet if you told him it was in the Days of Thunder movie scene where Cole was first starting to drive, he would have gotten it right away. Because I know he's seen that movie more than once. Yeah, you know, I just watched the movie recently. But I still don't.

The song's still not coming. What happened? Could they air it? Or we had to cut it out? We aired a little of it, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'll type it in. Type it in and then, yeah, we might have to. You want the Spencer Davis group? Yeah. Do the other version. Or Steve Winwood? No. It was...

Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I didn't know that was the name of the song. Give me some love. 133 million views. Wow. You still haven't heard it. I guess I've heard it. I should listen to it on the way home, just hear the whole song. But, you know, Days of Thumb...

Can't you see Cole driving his car and he's wrecking and struggling? Can you look up that Cole thing? See if it shows it on there? I mean, that movie was really good, but it was missing something. It was long. Days of Thunder. It was just like, I think they did write a lot of it on the fly. Really? Yeah. Like it was not well-written.

Where'd you learn that? Well, my wife IMDB's everything. Oh, and that's what they said? Yeah, because you're watching it and you're like, well, all right. They're just trying to make a lot of things real epic where it doesn't really... Robert Duvall is so great, but when he's building the car... Yeah. Oh, Bristol's a great track. I'm so glad Aaron's back to...

Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, I can hear it now. Yeah, yeah. You just need a little visual context. You can hear it. Yeah. You needed the hum of a NASCAR engine in the background. I still hear, for some reason, come on and take a free ride. Similar. Yeah, similar. Groove to it. Yeah, just a different song. All right. Everybody knows it.

I hope everybody's happy. We got to the bottom of that. It is fun to see you and Brian just give me some love and just sing it over and over. That took me by surprise just now. That's what we did last week, too. You know what I forgot to say? I watched Shawshank Redemption. Are you serious? No. I just wanted to know. I still haven't. I just thought...

In the moment we were talking about songs, it popped in my head. I go, I should just throw that in. I still have never seen it. And you got the DVD. I saw it down there. It's still in the case. It's still in the case. It's still wrapped up. I'll watch it. It's one of those, when you do watch it, you're going to be like, I really wish I would have watched it. Let's watch it together. We're doing it sometime. As of now. I bet everybody for a moment really was like, let's get some popcorn. Our next Krispy Kreme challenge. That's right.

I did, yeah. I had a good one. I beat my old record today.

Crazy to do. When you do a Krispy Kreme challenge just alone in a car, it feels different. To just look up and realize you've set a personal record is nuts. Oh, you ate eight in the car? No. I ate one. You have one. Of course. Yeah. What am I doing? And then you have one, and then about time you get home and you really get into them. That one didn't even matter. Anything you eat in the car doesn't register. Yeah. Why do you think that come in dozens?

I think it's so you can have two on the way home. And then they go ten. I think ten is the logical number. It should come in groups of tens. A baker's doesn't make sense that you can have one on the way home. Oh, that's what that is. Yeah, yeah. But why is just by default does it come in dozens? It doesn't make any sense. You get a double baker's dozen, and they go, this guy wants two. He wants a cup on the way home. I'll take his four. Give me 26. Mm-hmm.

Can I have a couple? Out of that baker's dozen, I'll take two more bakers. There's no reason it should be 12, but it just is. Well, a dozen, it's always been a dozen donuts. But why? Because half is six. Half of 10 is five. I know, but why should it be five and 10 then? Because 10, I mean, the world works in groups of 10s. What else is in 10s? Just everything.

The metric system? It's a deck of donuts. We could do the George Washington sketch at you, but it would make sense. What are peeps in the Easter? Fours, right? Groups of four. So why would that be? Why doesn't it come in a dozen? Four is divisible by 12, right? You could do three fours and you had a dozen. Three fours, yeah.

So why would they fit in the box? Great. I'm giving you that, but it could be, I don't know why it's 12. I'm not mad about the extra two, but I just, it should be 10. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. Maybe they like the sound. Dozen donuts. I think it does. I'll take a dozen donuts. If you said there's no word for 10, there is. They'd come up with one. Dozen Dunkin' Donuts. 12 is more divisible though. With friends, yeah.

if there's groups of two, three, four, you can easily, everybody split it evenly. Yeah. With 10, as soon as you get to three people, you're saying basically when you go and you eat a box by yourself, you appreciate it. You,

You go, I only eat 10 of them. I don't know why I'm having to pay for these other two. You should just say, I'll take 10 donuts. Sir, you might as well do a dozen. Why? All right. All right. I'm going to go eat 10 though. You can skip to Christine. Uh,

Well, we can just keep going. I think today is more of a kind of catching up. That's fine. We kind of just covered that one. Go ahead. Oh, we just did. I almost ran out of the road because I was left sober when Brian was trying to describe the song and Dusty said that the more he described it, the less he recognized it. Dusty almost literally killed that day. That was from Bonnie Abrams. Bonnie Abrams. Oh, is that the Give Me Some Lovin'? Bonnie Abrams. Yeah. Bonnie Abrams. I could have you guys sing that song every podcast. Mm-hmm.

Telling Bonnie Abrams, she probably had some run-ins with the law. Bonnie and Clyde, is that what you're thinking? I don't know. It's just Bonnie Abrams, yeah. I feel like... Or maybe married to JJ. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Bonnie. I mean... Possible. I feel like the cops would be like, where are we going? Bonnie's house again? The Abrams? Bonnie does seem like a wild name. Yeah, it is wild. Yeah. You got a little...

What did they do together? Rob banks? They loved each other. That's for sure. That's more important. Yeah, they robbed the banks. Okay. And then they had a big shootout at one. I think they killed a lot of people, I think. Oh, really? I thought they did. Maybe. I don't think so. Yeah, they could have. I thought it was like a rom-com. No, no, they did. They had a big shootout. Was that not like Wesley? No. Yeah, it was Wesley Snipes. No, no, no. He played Bonnie.

From White Man Can't Jump, not Wesley Starks. Woody Harrelson. Woody Harrelson, yeah. Was it not Woody Harrelson? The white man from White Man Can't Jump. Is it not Woody Harrelson in the movie? Wesley Starks. Who played Bonnie and Clyde in the movie? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, I was thinking. Oh, you're talking about Natural Born Killers. Yeah. Yeah, okay. That's totally different. Give me some love and give me some love. That's not Bonnie and Clyde, Natural Born Killers. Yeah.

Yeah, what's Natural Born Killers? That was an Oliver Stone movie just about serial killers. Oh, really? But it wasn't real people. Is it a good movie or is it... Very violent. Oh, wow. Over the top. Juliette Lewis. That was her. Robert Downey Jr., Tommy Lee Jones. It's a heck of a cast. Yeah. Tom Sizemore. Underrated. Tom Sizemore. Yeah, he's great. What's another thing? He's saving Private Ryan. I remember this being... You've never seen that? I don't think so.

Saving Private Ryan? I don't think I've seen it either. I don't like our movies. Y'all just tap out in the 90s? That's his era. That came out when I would have been in high school. It reminded me of my senior year. I remember being super popular. I don't think I saw it. And

I think it was like I was scared. I heard it was like violent. Yeah, it's very violent. Over the top. Yeah, and I was like, I can't watch that. I mean, it would probably feel like nothing now. It was named the eighth most controversial film in history by Entertainment Weekly in 2006. Natural Born Killers because we had been switched to Saving Private Ryan.

Oh, we're talking about that now? Well, we were. You said Saving Private Ryan, and then we kept talking about it. Saving Private Ryan is very violent, too. It's been out of absolutely nowhere. I thought that's what we were talking about. Yeah, we were on to Saving Private Ryan. We're juggling a few different things here. I'm sorry. And then after Saving Private Ryan, people hear, notorious for its violent content and inspiring copycat crimes. They're like, well, what was Saving Private Ryan about? Yeah.

Well, it was World War II. The first 20 minutes are brutal to watch. Oh, that's where a guy was really like. A guy was really burned up. Omaha Beach. Oh, there's terrible stuff. Getting half your body blown off. Yeah, there's a guy picking up his own arm from the ground. That's why I can't watch stuff like that. Yeah, but I think now, if we went back and re-watched it, it's like you would be able to handle it more just because we're. Desensitized a bunch. Yeah. It's very violent, but at least it's.

Based on something that really happened in history, it's not just making up stuff for the fun of it. I think that makes it harder. Like a Kill Bill is almost like it's so over the top that it doesn't seem as violent. Well, I get that. I never watched that either because I thought it was too... See, that wasn't that way for me, but Reservoir Dogs was too much. That was too real. I can't handle that. Mm-hmm.

Okay. But both Quentin Tarantino films. So his stuff is often so over the top that it's like, it doesn't seem so bad. Yeah. Yeah. I get that. Big movie guy, huh? Yeah. When he's not watching sports. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently. Yeah. I got a lot going on guys. Yeah. Well-rounded multifaceted Christine Conlon. Great. Great. Christine Conlon. That is a good name.

I've been a folk from the beginning, and now there's going to be a flood of new folks joining us. Any thoughts on what we can call those of us that have been there from the beginning? First generation folk, first wave folk, founding folk. I like founding folk a lot. I like founding folk. That's good. Yeah. Because it's kind of a reference to SNL too. Yeah. Is it? Because the founding father is George Washington. Oh.

He's like, I don't like founding folk anymore. That's a real leap to. I don't think it's that big. That's what I thought it was a reference to.

Sorry. Founding folk. Founding folk. It's got, you know, the FF. That's got a good ring. Founding folk. I'm a founding folk. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. Founding folk. Yeah. I think Aaron's right. If you hadn't, if it wasn't the term founding father, I don't, I think we'd be like, what's founding mean? But we've heard that term. Yeah. I just think it always means like beginning, right? Like a foundation on a house. But do you know anybody else besides founding fathers that it's been used for?

Founding members of any group? Yeah. Okay. When I say founding, I think you automatically say fathers in your head. I say founding, you say fathers. And then... Give me some love. Give me, give me some love. Founding, yes, founding just means they found it.

But our founding fathers did not find it. They didn't. So that's crazy. But they founded the country. Yeah. They were the founding members. Yeah. So I see what you're saying, though, because they're on the founding fathers and then Christopher Columbus or whoever...

He's like, I found it. I found it. He's the finding father. He's like, I found it. But you're not a dad. Yeah, yeah. They found the... Yeah, they say founding members of one of the founding members. Yeah, the founding principles. Yeah, yeah, for sure. It's used other ways. You get kicked out because you don't have kids? Yeah. Yeah, you're not a dad. Can't be a founding father? Yeah. All those guys have kids.

I would think so. George Washington had kids. I don't know if Ben Franklin. Oh, he did. He did. He was a terrible father. Yeah. Was he married? I think he was married. I don't think he cared that much that he was married. If you know what I mean. He did some wild stuff. Yeah. He was crazy. Yeah. Good dude.

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The GameTime app makes it easy to see the seat view right there in the app. It's very quick and simple to use. There are only ticket apps. I barely remember that. Who do they play? I think the Nuggets. Yeah. Where do we sit at? I mean, they're pretty up high. Yeah. I remember being there and I think I do. Yeah, I do. I remember walking in there and all that stuff.

If you'd have asked me, I might have said I've never been here. Yeah. Man, that's crazy. I do remember that. There's been a lot of stuff. Eric Gray. My dad is 70 and recently got a new phone, but he didn't want to put a phone case on it. His solution, he carried it around in the box that it came in.

I think he had a lot of missed calls as it took him a while to get the box open every time he started ringing. Well, I love that. That's so funny. That's so funny. Just the white big box, the iPhone. Yeah, that takes a minute to get open. It's kind of got to slide. It does. I think it's better than a case, though. It's a very bad thing to do, but it's a good idea. You know, there's a theory that you...

If you don't have a case, you're actually less likely to drop it. I don't have a case right now. Yeah. Do you feel nervous about that at all? Do you care? No, I mean, I have AppleCare. So it's like, that's what... Worst case scenario, you'll just get a different one. Yeah, you just have to get it. But I think I'm so clumsy with my phone because I know there is a case on it.

And if there wasn't, I'd be a little more protective of it. I think I also have a mix of, I don't, I'm just, there's times I just hate the phone and I don't, and I don't care. Like you're almost like where you're like, you know, I left my phone last night in the,

that brought us home. And I woke up and it was gone. And I was like, I don't care. You know, I had a moment of where like, you know, we got to get this phone. And I was like, I don't know if I'm going to have this phone till later today or tonight. And I mean, I was just like, I don't care. You know, if there's, I don't need it. Then we got it. We got it.

Yeah, there's, yeah, it's just, yeah. So I think I have a feeling of that. Like, you know, it's almost like, I don't know, maybe it breaks forever. It'd be great. Nathan McCarter.

Just finished Dusty's full set that he uploaded to YouTube, and it is phenomenal. All right, Nathan. I've always enjoyed him on the pod, but hadn't heard a full set from him. It had me rolling in the airport while I waited to board. Hopefully, I'll catch him around in the near future. Oh, yeah. I mean, those are old jokes, too. I got a new set. I filmed a special. It's coming soon. I can't.

Talk about it too much. And then I'm doing a different hour on the road. All right. Yeah. It's a lot of stuff. It's amazing, man. Yeah, it's hot. I had a weird, like this. Yeah, go check. You look like in this video, like in the office space. Oh, the neighbor? He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, he goes, we can do that.

You don't need a million dollars. I got a cousin does that. Yeah. Yeah. You don't need a million dollars. Yeah. I like that guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That, that, that character is great. Like, yeah. Like it's that your, your beard is just, it goes down and it's heavier a little bit more. Yeah. And those glasses. And then, yeah.

Everything else is remarkably similar. Yeah. Just the hats, different color. Yeah. No, no, but the glasses are different. I'm so glad they got rid of that backdrop at Zany's. Yeah. Me too. Yeah. That's a, that's tough looking. Oh yeah. It looks like an airbrush t-shirt.

I had... Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Yeah. I had... Yes. Why was it up? It was for something. They used it for a taping, and then they just left it there. I think it was up for... It might have been Brad Bussey's thing. I think so. Yeah. The Netflix thing you were on? Yeah. Yeah. I had this weekend, because I was doing... It was interesting, because this was the first...

This is the first shows after SNL. And so the stuff I did on SNL is I do in my act. So doing those jokes again, it was interesting. Like it's like, cause it's like, they definitely know these. You felt that they knew it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think they minded like the donkey story. Cause it's a story. I mean, I don't think they mind it. You know, it's just in my act and I kind of looked at it as like,

The way you look at a Tonight Show where you're just kind of like, yeah, this is just a glimpse of my hour. I'm still doing 58 or 50 minutes of not that. But it was an interesting feel.

I'll be interested to see what it feels like in a couple months. Does it still feel like that? Some stuff might not make it out of that if I feel it. But if I can get out there and I don't feel like it matters...

then I'll do it. Then not do it. It's just so fresh right now. Yeah. It's so, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was, it was, yeah. I mean, I didn't feel it. The crowds were unreal this week, but it was, it's just, and some of it is like, could be in your, my head and, you know, Rebecca G. Or Gee? Gee. Like Gordon Gee? Gordon Gee. Rebecca G. G-E-E.

I like to think it's G. Yeah. Rebecca G. Like everybody, they're like, what's the G stand for? You're like, oh, oh, geez. They're like, what's the G stand for? It's like G-E-E. G.

How tall is Dusty? I heard Aaron call him 5'3", at least three times over the past couple of pods. I know. I don't know where that's coming from. I'm 5'9", I would say. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, 5'9 is the average height of the world. That is average height. The world or the United States? I think the world. Overall, 5'9 is the average height.

And I like it. I can sit comfortably on a plane. I can take a bath in a bathtub and not be cramped up. I can go to Goodwill and buy clothes, and there's always stuff in there. It's a great... I thought you were going to look up... Worldwide, it's about five foot six. So I'm above average. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm tall, honestly. I said this weekend, Gary Veeder made fun of me.

Because I said in the NBA, I was like, in 50 years, is it like everybody in the NBA is seven feet tall? Yeah, because they're just getting so much taller now. Yeah. That Wemby guy's insane. Yeah, yeah. Seven, four. Why did he make fun of you?

Because it's just absurd to think in 50 years, like the league will only be seven footers. So there's four, there's like 450, 60 people in the NBA. Yeah. So there's going to be 467 footers that are better than, you know, everybody. I don't think it's that much of a stretch. Yeah. I don't think it is either. Why? You thought it was dumb to say that?

I mean, Gary laughed in my face. Oh, I don't think it's silly at all. He's been around for, what, 50 years? Yeah. I think 50 years ago, those guys were a lot shorter.

Yeah, but what's the average height of a player in the NBA right now? According to the average height of NBA players has been around 6'3 to 6'7 since the inception of the league in the 1950s. Now it's 6'6 to 6'7. So the floor has been raised. Yeah, I would have thought it would have been higher than that now, but...

Yeah, I don't know if I trust this source. We're going to start getting better food out here. I don't know that we're getting taller. You know what I mean? Our food is not good. You got to have some nourishment. Yeah, there's a whole 70 years of height evolution in the NBA. They analyzed over 4,000 players. I need to dig into this.

Average height's gone up. Well, it's gone down, but it's up from what it was in the 1950s. It was like under 6'4". Yeah. Now it's over 6'6". So with that trajectory, it'll all be over 7 feet. And at the peak of it, it was 6'7". So yeah, so by 2050... Well, that's in...

28, seven years? Well, I said in 50 years, so it'd be 2073. Weight's gone up considerably. Well, you know, it's hard. The road is hard. Yeah, you know, I was thinking about NFL. It's like we have all these weightlifting techniques and supplements and stuff, and it's like people have gotten so strong that they're killing each other.

And that's why we have to make all these new rules to kind of make football weaker. Yeah. And it's like, maybe let's stop getting so strong. And then we can really tackle guys without like crushing them. Yeah, that's true. You know what I mean? Yeah, I feel... I mean, I was...

No helmets. I might have said that. That's what Mike Ditko used to say. It'd be like the phone case. Yeah. Exactly. I think no helmets. I do actually do agree with that. Because it's like there's so many rules that you're not allowed to do things. But they're so strong. I know. Because they're – yeah. And they got all these – Freaks, man. Yeah. It's like it's unbelievable. It's like we've gotten too strong and our bodies can't handle getting hit like that. Yeah. I always feel there's more concussions now than ever.

It has to be. I was watching it. You see it. But I thought everything was supposed to get safer. And it's not like I know, well, they didn't report on back then or something. But maybe you have so much coverage now that you're just seeing it more now than you ever did. But I thought, all right, well, that's a very conscious thing that the NFL is doing. And you're like every game.

someone just falls and just hits their head on the ground and they don't know where they're at. And it feels like every four or five plays, someone's injured. It's like... There's a UFC fighter in a fight recently and he got... It looked like he got...

kind of like knocked out or had a concussion, something like that. And then, so the doctor comes in and then they were fighting in Dubai. And I think he, you know, so he's like, he goes, what country are you in? And you're like,

It's like a guy, I don't know, I figure he might be from Brazil or something. You're like, if you ask me over there, you'd be like, I don't know if I know. Is Dubai the country or is it Saudi Arabia? It's like a pretty tough...

And then the doctor's like, he doesn't know where he's at. You're like, I don't know if any of us really know where we're at. Right. Like, what's your hotel room number? You're like, I don't know. I was in, you know, 602, I think. Yeah. Yeah. It's not what country, you know, that's a little, it would be more, you know. Do you ever see Varsity Blues? Yeah.

The movie, there's a scene of RC Blues where the big guy gets a concussion and the doctor's going, what's two plus two? And then the quarterback comes over and goes, no, no, no. It's got to be true, false, true, false. He's holding up some things. It's true. It's just a dumb guy on the ground. Yeah. Yeah. It's funny. Yeah. It was like, but it was just funny. He's like, what country are you in? And he, he,

didn't say it or something. And you're like, you know, I don't, why would this guy know about Dubai? Like, you know, it's not. Dubai is like, is that a city or a country? I would have to think about that. Yeah. You just said, yeah, it's a what?

I'm saying, yeah, that's what he's... Yeah. I don't know either. I don't know. Look at... Yeah. I think it's a country, but it'd be one I'd have to think about. The most populous city in the UAE. There you go. Could have waited two seconds. Capital of the Emirate of Dubai. The most populated of the country's seven emirates.

Right? That's a confusing country. Imagine if you just answered with that. I'm currently in the most populous city in the UAE. Yeah, I mean, that's an insane... I might have said Saudi Arabia. And you have a joke about going to Dubai, don't you? I don't know. Bahrain. Oh, Bahrain. And then... Oh, I didn't know that's where Dubai was. Yeah, where is it?

Is it by Saudi Arabia? What is Saudi Arabia? Saudi Arabia is a country. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, that's a pretty tough. And then he's like, this guy doesn't know where he's at. You're like, I mean, that's a tough. Dubai is on the pizza crust. UAE is its own thing. Of Saudi Arabia. Yeah. Pizza crust. I was almost supposed to go to UAE and we did not. Yeah.

In high school? No, for the stuff for the troops. Yeah. Stuff for the troops. That sounds like a university. Yeah. UAE. What's got there? Aaron, you want to tell us about Delete Me? Oh, I've been waiting all day to talk about it. Delete Me. What?

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Can you like not, I mean, what are the, uh, yeah. Well, this part of the, this was, you know, this was all Soviet union.

Right. Or am I thinking of the wrong? Well, Georgia was, it's right above it. Bulldogs. There's no reason to, you know, when you know about the, you see this, cause it was like, man, it'd be, I would like to go to these other places. You're like, what is going on in these other places? Uh, just to see it. And then, uh, the black sea, I was going to Israel. You are. Yeah.

Right now? Next week. No, next year. Okay. So the plan is. Yeah. To do stand-up? I don't know yet, but it's a trip. Maybe I'll do some stand-up, but it's not cause of stand-up.

Okay. I'm not going cause of standup, but the way you're saying cause of standup sounds like you're saying another country. That is true. Cause of standup. Cause of stand. Is cause of stand a country? Yeah. Although I, what was, uh, Borat, where was he from? Kazakhstan. Kazakhstan.

There's Kazakhstan. Kazakhstan. Yeah, Kazakhstan is. I mean, Dusty knows this area. This is Old Testament country here. Dusty can tell you all about it. Mesopotamia, all that area. Yeah. And China just sneaks up out of nowhere. Yeah. They're like, we're not going to do the stand thing. Yeah. Where's the most remote place? Oh, it's in the remote city is in Australia, Perth. Oh, yeah. That's right. I remember that. I remember that from the Australia episode.

I am learning a lot on this podcast. I just don't remember it until it gets mentioned verbatim. You'd think somewhere in North Korea would be the most. Oh, they're the most remote, you know, economically and socially, but we're talking about physical remote. Well, I'm the most socially. How is it there in Brazil? How's it their winter if it's starting to become our winter?

Because Australia should be getting warmer right now. So we're in the fall coming into winter, right? So they're in- Spring. Spring coming in. They're like the end of- Yeah. They're the opposite of us. So it's like getting warmer, but it's still cold there. Yeah. What is DRC there, right in the middle of Africa? The Democratic Republic of Congo. Oh, okay. Yeah. What? The Congo. The Congo. Okay.

Prince Bodine. That's a good name. Prince Bodine.

After listening to Aaron's audio special, I think Aaron might be the best new comic of the year. Aaron's joke about Family Feud was hilarious and had me almost pee my pants. I think we've got a big time comment on the come up. How about that? Best new comic of the year? That was from a couple years ago. That's very nice. The nice part is if you come see me now, I'm not doing any of those jokes anymore. So it'd be all new for you. So listen to the album and then come see your show. I think this is a great comment, but you're not

A new comic. But I get it. I understand that. People think Nate's a new comic. I would say for Nate, there's a new comic for a lot of people. You're a new comic. I've seen, saw a post on Reddit about you the other day. Best new comic coming on, Dusty Slay. Was it good? Oh, it was good. Yeah, it was a nice comic. Reddit, I found, is not necessarily my spot. Yeah, you're always new coming up until you're not. Right. Everybody, yeah. But that's in every single thing where it's like 20 years of hard work for...

Overnight success is 20 years. Yeah. It's like that's anything that you ever do. Yeah. Well, thank you, Prince Bodine. It's a very nice comment. Yeah. What's Bodine? Bodine is... Bovine. Bovine. Is whales. I thought it was cows. Oh. Yeah. Oh, I never heard that. I think bovine's cattle, isn't it? Yeah. What is whales? I've never heard that word before. Bovine? Bodine's a race car driver, isn't it?

Bodine. Bodine. Bovine includes cattle, bison, buffalo, and antelopes. Okay. I don't know why you would ever need to group all those together, but all right. There you have it. Learn something new every day.

All right. Yeah. Is there anything else to add? We can say where you're going. Yeah. I mean, we had a topic today, but I mean, we ended up just kind of. Yeah. This was great. We haven't been back together, so we just ended up catching up. Yeah. Yeah. You know. It's great to be back, man. It's great to see everybody. It is. Yeah. You know, I miss you guys.

none of y'all checked in with me I mean it just shows that I'm just kidding yeah I text you all the time and I'd be like oh sorry I forgot you were in another country that's okay yeah I didn't know you were in another country until this morning I didn't hit Nate up because I thought you know your life's been crazy the last two weeks

Yeah, I got a lot of... I figured you never want to pile on. No, no, no, no. It's fun. It's nice. You see them. You look at the text. It's responding back to everybody. Totally. That's the thing. Because I'll always have some...

You know, it's a mix of, you know, everybody gets it. Like a lot of people, I can't respond, but you just. And when Jerry Seinfeld's calling you. Yeah. I got some, I got to prioritize. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Text Brian Bates and Jerry Seinfeld's FaceTime. Well, this week, it's been, this past week is so busy. Like, I don't like, you know, people I know, I'm like, I don't know if you know how much

is I'm not just sitting in a hotel room. It's like, you know, that Saturday is you're doing stuff the whole, you know, and that's, I know that's the occasion, Saturday Night Live, the week of Saturday Night Live, you're doing stuff that entire week. And then I come home for,

A day or two, we do the podcast. It's like you don't really have time. I don't want to just get done with doing this. I have a family, and I want to see my daughter and wife. It's funny because I have some friends that are like, oh, you're getting too big. It's the text. If you catch me at the right time where I can text you back, then I'll get you back. But otherwise, it just gets pushed down, and then you're like, okay.

If it's a big deal, people ask a lot of long questions on text. Tell me about it. Start it live. How was it? Tell me everything about it. In a text? Tell me everything about it. What do you mean? Start with Monday. It's a crazy... Walk me through the week, buddy. You're like, I do a podcast. Just listen to it. Send them a link to the podcast. It's funny. That is the hard... I don't ever want to do that to your friends, but you want to go like,

Hey, some of you are going to go like, dude, I'll give you a very brief example. I talk about it all in the podcast. So if you want to go here. Yeah.

But yeah, I'm not going to just text my buddies that link. Loser. You know, I don't ever say that. Yeah. But no, I can't imagine. I mean, my phone will get like that and I'm not even on Saturday Night Live. So it's like, you know what I mean? Like, so if you're on Saturday Night Live, I can't imagine. Like when I did the Tonight Show the first time, it was like,

pretty overwhelming for me. And I was pumped because I was like, yeah, these are people I've not talked to in years. And I'm like, yeah, you saw what I did. Can't wait to tell. Yeah, you saw what I did. Yeah. So, all right. Well, this week, I'm in Las Vegas in Cleveland. The new tour has been announced for 2024. Tickets are up.

the forest cell. Uh, so make sure you go grab those. The shows have been super fun after this. I mean, I am going to take a little time off after this, the end of this tour. So, uh, it won't be insane, but I mean, I don't, I don't know. I don't really know what it might be. Might be eight months, might be a year. I'm not sure. Uh, and then I'll go back out and do a big, big tour. But so, uh, you got, yeah, Cleveland, Cleveland, Erie, Pennsylvania, all that. Uh,

and then going into 24th. But so the end of this be funny tour will be, I'll be kind of ducking back. I like being off. Like there's, there's been a lot of stuff I've, I've been on everything and it's, uh, you know, these like, and you're kind of like, I'm like, I'm going to like go back. You're just poking your head in for a month, you know? And then you step back out. Yeah. Where'd that guy go? And then you come back, you come back. Yeah. Yeah.

So I'll be in all that stuff. And we've loved it. We've had to thank every single person to come on the road here.

You're the best, Bates. Tonight, I will be at Zany's here in Nashville doing my show. It's going to be great. There's going to be some people on this podcast on the show. They bill it as Brian Bates and Friends. I didn't ask them to, but Lucy was like, we should point out there's going to be other people on the show. I'm the only one on the whole Zany's calendar. This is and Friends. My last show there was and Friends. It happens. Okay. Well, anyway. I'll be at the CMAs.

Yeah, well, I didn't want you to tell them because I just wanted to let's go see. I know. Well, I didn't want to make them feel. I wanted the exact opposite. I wanted them to show up. It's going to be a bad show. Let's just say that. Y'all are on it. Yeah.

are you doing Brian Aaron and Dusty oh you're doing it I had forgotten about it but now that this no I will do it so they're I know I know but these guys don't move that many tickets so yeah they're together Dusty's I'm kidding Dusty does sells out theaters yeah so why would you not just say they're gonna be there

Well, I was getting there. I say it was a bad show. That's what they call it. You don't really want people to think that Nate's going to be there and then him not be there. I know Nate did my show like two or three times in a row. And then the time that he wasn't going to do it, I was like, oh, man.

like this, like we've really built up an expectation now. And I'm like, he's not going to be on it. So it was still very good. When I do a showcase at the club and they say, you want me to bring you up as Nate land podcast? I go, no, no, because they're going to get so excited and think it's Nate. I do the opposite. Yeah. I always help him introduce me as the star of the Nate land podcast. Cause I'm already going to be disappointed. So might as well just get out of the way. I love that. And Dusty wouldn't do,

I think I told this on here when you weren't here. I told Dusty to introduce me and Dusty's like, nah, I ain't going to do that. And I said, all right, just say I'm on the Nate Lampire. He goes, nah, I ain't going to do that either. Well, I think that was the thing. Nate had done it a couple of times in a row. And I'm like, I don't want to, you know, like the audience is going to think Nate's going to be here. And then if I bring, you know, it's like, I don't want to, not that you would be a disappointment, but I don't want to do them like that, you know? Yeah.

Because it would be a disappointment. Well, I'm going to introduce you both as that. Yeah. So anyway, I got Zany's. This weekend, I'm at Comedy Off-Broadway. Great club. We shot Greg Warren's special there. Oh, yeah. I love that club. And then November 18th, I'm at...

studio theater in Little Rock. People have like, man, you're gonna have a hard time selling tickets because Bert Kreischer is there the same night. I think we have slightly different audiences. So I think, I don't know if I can blame it on that. You will take your shirt off on stage. Yeah. I think they'll be attracted to your earlier start time. Yeah.

So anyway, come to those shows. Yeah, I was in Albany this weekend. Mulaney was there or something. Right at the theater. Right next to the club. I felt it. This weekend, I'm in Bridgeport, Connecticut at the Stress Factory. Two nights. And the next weekend, I'm excited. This weekend is actually selling well.

like the comic strip in Edmonton, Alberta. All right. I've never headlined anything in Canada before. So it's exciting. It's all the numbers. And I was like, oh, these are actually going to be great shows. So I'm there for Thursday, Friday, Saturday. It's going to be a lot of fun. And then one more, I'll plug quick Thanksgiving weekend, Appleton, Wisconsin at Skyline Comedy Club. So it's all exciting. Come on out.

I'm the hottest new comic of the year. Boom. I'll be in Raleigh, North Carolina. Well, Cary, North Carolina at the Raleigh Improv this weekend. That's going to be great. I love that club. I've done it a bunch of times. Next week, I'm going to be November 14th. I'll be at Zaney's doing a show. So come see me this Wednesday and next Tuesday. Well, that says you're going to be at the Grand Ole Opry.

14th. Where is it? Tuesday. Next Tuesday, you're at the Grand Ole Mopper. Oh, Grand Ole Comedy Show. That's what I call my show at Zany's. The Grand Ole Comedy Show. It's kind of the vice versa of what he just did. Yeah. Maybe you shouldn't call it

Well, I used to call it that before I was actually able to do the Grand Ole Opry. And now it's a bit confusing. I've been doing the show a long time and it was like, yeah, it was a play off. I'm in Nashville. It's a Grand Ole Comedy Show. And now it is confusing. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's going to be great. All these shows are going to be great. You can't go wrong. Yeah. Buy a ticket to a Nate Land show and it's going to be great. It's going to be great. It's going to be fun. All right. That is it. We love you. I hope you have a great week. And I think we will all be here next week too. We should. Yep. Yep. So, all right. See you. Bye. Nate Land is produced by Nate Land Productions and by me, Nate Bargetze, and my wife, Laura, on the Audioboom platform.

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