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Welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cave. Quick reminder, in a couple weeks, I will be in San Diego on November the 8th, and in Phoenix on November 9th.

Get tickets, tomscorer.com slash tour. As always, is joining me, my buddy, the very rosy, red, Bert Kreischer. I think my team's trying to fuck me in the ass. I'm not really this red, everybody. I think there's a conspiracy in podcasting where people take my clips and they make me even redder. You think they're doing...

They're doing it in post? I think they're doing it in post. I'm not this red. I look like a regular person. No one ever says to me in person, you look really red. I'm sitting right in front of you. You look normal. Thank you. Thank you. I had a rough night's sleep last night. Really? I figured out what AI is. Did you not know what it was? I didn't understand what AI was. What did you think it was before you tell me what you figured out?

I thought it was just ChatGBT. I thought it was just like, I think ChatGBT is pretty funny, you know? It's like, yo, I did this the other day. I was at breakfast with Leanne. I think you'll get a kick out of this. So, Chat, I said to ChatGBT,

How might Burt Kreischer kick off a breakfast conversation with his wife? We were having breakfast. Yeah. And JPT said, hey, babe, laughing hysterically, man, I'm

I got to tell you, I woke up starving. What are we eating? I had the weirdest dream last night. Don't laugh. But I was being chased by a giant pancake laughing. Speaking of pancakes, we should get some pancakes today. How did you sleep, by the way? Dude, that's spot on. It's spot on. It's spot on. And I was like, that's cool. And then it stuck with me. That's spot on. That's spot on. A computer is thinking identically like I am.

And I couldn't let go of that. And I was like, okay, so if AI is growing exponentially every day, right? And we're just at the baby steps of it right now. And they can think like I think. What if they can get it to start? This is how stupid I am. I was like, what if they can get it to think like Rogan thinks? And then I was like, holy shit. What if they can get it to think like the people that are on Rogan's podcast? What if they can get it to think like Elon Musk?

And then I started losing my mind. And I was like, what if people use this for bad? Yeah, this has been a very big conversation that's been happening at a very high level for probably the last year. And one of the biggest proponents of that conversation is Elon Musk himself.

He's the one saying we should not have AI? He's the one that has been highlighting the dangers of what can happen with an unrestrained AI. He's the one that says that, yeah, like we don't know. He knows basically that it has capabilities that are beyond our grasp at the moment and that it could get to a dangerous place. So he was very vocal about that.

Dude, I got into a spiral last night laying in bed. Like, I've been hitting my vape pen aggressively to go to bed. Really? Yeah. You don't like edibles?

I don't not like edibles, but I have to be able to be around people on edibles. Like I can't just go lay down. What about a nice nighttime edible though? The one that just kind of helps you go to sleep. I don't notice the difference between the nighttime and the social ones. Really? I don't. It's high as high to me. Like I go, I'm high. Like I definitely know that one time we went to that basketball game and you gave me a vape pen and you were like, yeah, that's indica. I know that I was not present. I was like this. Yeah. That's a good indica then.

really i mean that's the one that's supposed to send you probably to because i typically unless it's a very clean not rocket fuel powered sativa yeah like i'll do that but i have to it has to feel like light and fresh then i always do indica because i it's always an end of the day thing for me and i like the like the mild indica edibles those are nice well i just started sober october so maybe i'll try uh you're doing sober october

Yeah, of course. I do it anyway. Like, I know no one, you guys don't really even need it. As a group, we didn't talk about it, so I didn't know if you were doing it. I mean, it's harvest day at our house. We have roughly nine marijuana plants that we'll be harvesting, drying, and then curing, and they will be ready at the end of Sober October. So that's a very beautiful celebration. Commemorating the beginning of it is getting your marijuana ready for the end of it. I know, it's kind of cool. So you'll be drug-free for the month?

Drug-free. I think I'm going to, I don't know. Do you think, because last Sober October, I did smoke weed. I mean, that's definitely not technically sober. Are you just abstaining from booze then? I'm just abstaining. I'm really abstaining from booze. I need a break from booze. I had a rough, I had a long weekend in Vegas and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, yo. Really? I had a couple. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

what you had shows right i had two shows at uh resorts world was it fun this is fucking awesome yeah yeah that place is fucking awesome they were funny shit uh yeah they were funny shit i didn't have any like i haven't i haven't done stand-up without a goal in mind in uh probably like eight years ten years without a goal like meaning like every time i'm doing stand-up i'm always like

Getting ready for a special or writing a new I'm like in a panic to write a new X I gotta go tour like I'm never like I'm even when I'm at this store I'm still trying to like create new stuff not in like I

In like not in a panic, but like like I need to write I need to write I need to write I haven't gone around and fucked around on stage like I did when I toured funny bones like for the first 15 years of my career I haven't fucked around on stage in so long and I had so much fun Fucking around on stage. That's great, dude. Yeah, I had great shows Bargatze came by to do run his SNL Opening monologue Bobby Lee was with me

And it was a blast. And then we went to Skank Fest every night to go. At the end of the night, I'd hang out at the casino, party. And then around 12, we'd go down to Skank Fest. That's fucking, that's fun, man. Yeah, it's so your vibe. You're such a Skank Fest dude. That's great. That's great. Well, it's funny. I see what you're doing there. It's like, it's just, you love it, man. Yeah. Yeah.

What part would I like the most? I think your favorite part would have been Ari shitting on stage. What the fuck, man? What kind of stage was this? Outdoor stage? It was indoor. Oh, my God. Just on the floor? No, they put out a tarp. They put out a tarp. I don't even know if we can talk about this because I don't know if it was a... They do secret shows. It's so...

I'll tell you the people that go there are the are probably the most diehard comedy fans like they are Ride or die comedy fans guys that can quote your jokes from fucking years ago They're fucking they really are and they're and they you cannot offend that group you can say the most wild shit Not gonna not even gonna bump anyone in that room. Yeah, but uh, but in doing that I

Lewis and Big J and Dave and Ari and Joe DeRosa and Norton and everyone really step up their game to go, all right, let's see if we can at least get a gasp out of them. Yeah. And man, Ari fucking... Well, he took a shit. Yeah, he took a shit. And there was more to it. I'm sure the video is going to come out somewhere. Yeah, of course. It has to. Twitter is like, yeah, do it. Yeah. And by the way, he...

You know, I got to take a second and say what a fascinating human being Ari Shaffir is. Oh, yeah? You know, I don't spend a ton of time with him because we're so far apart. Like, I'm just, it's like, I was always on tour. He's always in Austin or in New York. He's always traveling. He, just to start off, he's very low key. He's a real introvert. Mm-hmm.

What's so fascinating is he's an actual introvert. So in all these interactions where he hangs out with fans, his arms are crossed and he's like, hey, hi, hi, hi. Yeah, yeah. And then something happens where it switches in his brain. And he comes alive. And he becomes alive. It's the...

The lore of stage really fucking opens up who he is. I don't maybe hiding or not hiding or it's fascinating to me because I kind of get shit for being the same guy on stage as off stage. Right. He definitely has a switch. He has a switch. It's so funny. You have a switch. Yeah. And Burr has a switch. Rogan has a switch. Everyone's got a switch and I'm watching it.

And then like Bobby Kelly doesn't have a switch. Bobby Kelly is who he is on stage as he is off stage. It's like certain guys don't have a switch. And I'm one of those guys. But like he shaved half of his face and head and had a beard on the other half. Ari did? Yeah. Also so crazy. Which is completely acceptable for Skanks Fest, right? So insane. Yeah. And then yesterday me and him went wake surfing out on Lake Mead with Austin Keene. He was like the number one wake surfing guy.

in the world and we went wake surfing we had a great time had some cold beers taught Ari to wake surf Ari got pretty good at the end and then he was running late for his flight he was in wet pants and a semi wet tank top with his face shaved halfway he was just dropping me off at the airport in flip flops and he walked into the airport as that human being

As an introvert. I know he's an introvert. Yeah. But it's so fascinating to me that he looks like a sideshow. I mean, he looks like a lunatic. Yeah, for sure. And he's wet. He's soaking wet. That's how he got on the fucking plane like that? He got on a plane to Austin, soaking wet in flip flops. So him. Yeah. Can you just drop me off at the airport? I guess I didn't book that 630. Okay.

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I did a video. I was like, I have to dress up to fly, but I also have flight anxiety. I have little rituals I have to dress up as. I have to wear a certain outfit. You always wear tracksuits to fly? Now I wear tracksuits. You're the one that changed that. I used to wear jeans, boots, a sweatshirt.

and a certain t-shirt from Lucky Jeans. I had to wear one of my three t-shirts from Lucky Jeans for every flight. And then one day, you texted me and you're like, dude, sweatpants are a game changer. And I was like, really? And you sent me a pair. Look at this fucking lunatic. He walked on a plane like that, Tom. Dude. He walked on a plane like that. Yeah, that's totally crazy. That's totally crazy. Like he's such a... He's a crazy person. And you know, I said to him, I said, you know,

I was like, hey, we're going to go wake surfing. My buddy Austin is... Have you gone wake surfing on your boat? No. I got to get Austin to come show you how to do it with your boys because it is so fun. Where does he live? He lives in San Diego, but I mean, you have to do it. Your boys would love it. It is so fun. I think...

Yeah, Ellis might be ready to do that. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. And by the way, I was like, Ari and I were like, man, I wish I could, I had a lake, I wish I had a boat. And Ari's like, yo, Rogan and Tom are on a lake. Why don't we just go to their houses all the time and wake surf? Yeah, and I have a boat for it. Yeah, dude, it's so fun. And, but,

Ari goes, I said to him, I was like, you know, at Skanks Fest, he's shitting on places. He's walking around naked. His dick and balls are out. And I was like, hey, do you want to invite? We have room on the boat. I have three friends here. Do you want to invite them? And he's like, you know, I don't really like being around people. And I was like, you're naked. You're naked walking into a boxing ring.

What part of you is an introvert? I don't know. I don't get it. He's like, well, I kind of just want to hang out with my friend tomorrow. And I was like, okay. So I didn't invite them. But he's just like, it's so fascinating to me because I really am an actual extrovert. 100%. That's why when AI takes over and we all have to get off the grid. Yeah. This is my night last night. I was like,

So there will be our first glitch will be AI takes over everything shuts down all the internet no more There are no more landlines. No one's got a landline landlines don't exist. They're all based through internet companies anyway So there's no calling a landline listen right now if you have a child in college You better tell them find the closest payphone get me that number and then you better find the post closest payphone and get that number because that's the only way you will be able to communicate with your child when AI fucks this system up is there any payphones left I

There's got to be a couple. Maybe. Maybe. But I was like, when AI takes us over. Near Greyhounds? Greyhound stations? There has to be by a bus station. Yeah. That's pretty much it. Yeah. How much did you drink over the weekend? A lot. A lot. Here's the problem. I got, if one day gets away from me, the rest of the week is a shit show. So like Thursday. Thursday was the one that got away from me. Thursday, I had a, I got a frosé when I landed. Uh-huh.

let me okay hold on hold on okay let me break it down okay I was wrong Thursday is not the day that got away from me oh Wednesday got away from me Wednesday Wednesday night

Wednesday night, I went to a party at Whitney Cummings' house. Look, I know that there are some pictures that are out of this party, so I'm cool sharing. I feel weird telling stories out of school, like at private time, because you meet people and people live private lives. But some people posted some pictures, so I'm okay saying it.

The party was fucking insane. It was all scientists, doctors, mathematicians, geniuses, and then pro skateboarders, and a couple comedians, and then singers. So it was like the weirdest group of people I've ever been around. And I got Leanne. I got Leanne, who doesn't know anyone. She doesn't know a fucking person.

And she's talking to Eric Weinstein. Yeah. Eric Weinstein, for those of you guys that don't know, might be one of the most brilliant people in the world. This is what got me on my AI fucking, my AI spirals, Eric fucking Weinstein. He's talking to Leanne and he says a word. She goes, hold up, slow down. What's that word mean? And he was like, huh?

She's like, I don't know what that word means. Tell me what that word means. And he's like, well, okay. Like he's never done that. He's never had to. The people he talks to, they all know the big words. And Leanne was stopping everyone in the room. I don't know what that word means. Tell me what that word means. And then she looked at me and she goes, I ain't going to be the idiot in here that just nods and doesn't know what that word means. I know there's other people that don't know what that word means. And I was like, you're right. You're totally right. I don't know what that word means. But I just sat back and went, yeah.

Yeah. It was so funny. Yeah. Dude, it was one of the funnest nights I've ever had. Honestly, in having conversations, there's me and Eric Weinstein, who is my new fucking bestie. Yeah. Oh, dude, me and him are so different. I can imagine. Yeah. We are so different. I didn't think you were so similar. He said to me, he said...

We were talking today and I said, I don't know, man, I'm just a fucking idiot. And he goes, stop. I refuse to believe I'm speaking to an idiot. I don't speak to idiots. And you're not in this house because you're a fucking idiot. You're not where you are because you're an idiot. So let's stop that right now. And I went, thank you so much. I was like, you just made me feel so good.

He's awesome, dude. You know what he was? I was in a room with a bunch of scientists and brilliant people and the best skateboarders in the world. And Eric Weinstein's like, let's break down the Hawk to a girl. And I was like, yeah, baby. Oh, he did? Oh.

Oh, yeah. That's funny. And in the most mathematical genius, him and Huberman are like talking about fame and what it does to people and how people shouldn't be famous, but some people should be famous. And like, it was wild. I don't think her fame has really faded in the way that some people thought. I think it's kind of like sticking around. She's kind of adorable. Yeah, I know. I mean, I keep seeing her.

pop up on things i see people get really mad about it and then other people just go like i don't know she seemed like she seems like actually well built for what's coming what's happening to her like she seems to be like taking it pretty well she's she literally said four fucking words and all this is because of that like because she did it in a charming way isn't that nuts

That's all she said. I think it's so, it's the most American thing in the world. Totally. 100%. It's the most American. Where's the beef? That's it. Yeah. That's it. Tastes great. Less filling. Tastes great. Less filling. She was charming and everyone was like, cool.

We want to keep talking to you. But she is very charming. She's really charming, and she's very self-deprecating. I guess she's still dialed in, like her and her best friend. I think her best friend's adorable, too, by the way. But her best friend, there was a video I saw of her, and I guess her... I don't know the right way to say this because she is so much younger than me, but there's a picture where it looks like her vagina is eating her shirt. Have you seen it? Oh, okay. No. No. See if you can find... It's called...

I forget what it's called, but it's a video I saw of her shirt. Go scroll down. I think you just saw it. Scroll. It's a picture of her in a shirt, and her shirt's longer than her pants, but it looks like she's got a camel toe. Cool. No, that's not it. Okay. But the way she handled it, it's apparently like everyone's lighting her up online, and she just rolls off of it. Here's the thing about someone like her.

is she's got nothing to lose. So what the fuck does she care? Of course. She was probably working at fucking Hobby Lobby or whatever before. No, she was working at a spring factory. A what? Spring factory.

A spring factory? She was making springs. Like mattress springs? Mattress springs. She was making mattress springs. Her mother's a crackhead. She lived with her grandmother. Her grandmother's fucking adorable. They still put food away in Tupperware that they've had for years. They're not using disposable Tupperware. They're like, I mean, honestly, I showed a picture of her grandmother cooking to Leanne, a video.

And Leanne got emotional. She's like, I miss my granny. It looks exactly like Leanne's grandmother's house. But I think there's a part of America that goes fucking finally. Yeah, no, she has resonated with a huge, huge audience for sure. And there's people that hate her for no other reason than she's getting attention. Shirt pussy. Shirt pussy. Oh, shirt pussy? Shirt pussy. About shirt pussy. Oh, I see.

She kind of, by the way, she sounds like Leigh-Anne. Doesn't she? Yeah. Yeah.

And let me tell you something. I guarantee if she ever meets Eric Weinstein, she'll be like, what's that word mean? I don't know what that word means. There's something adorable. I mean, I'm married to Hak Tua. So there's something kind of adorable of someone who has not changed despite the world around them changing and them being the same person. But Leanne's more of a tongue swirl, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, she's a tongue swirl. Tap it. Tongue swirl. Tap it. Whose pussy is this? You got to clean that up like an ice cream cone.

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And I go, I go, Hey, cause I tell her if I come up on Instagram, don't watch it. I don't want to watch it. I can't, if it's good or if it's bad, none of it can register with me. I have to, I'm like, I literally am. I am like completely, I was just talking to someone about this this weekend where I was like, who was I talking to?

I was like, if I allow the good to influence me, then I'll start looking for the good. And then if I allow the bad to influence me, then I'll start looking for good to help me out with it. And it's just, it's not worth it. I was talking to someone and they were like, you know, my therapist says it's identical to a relapse.

Like when you get back into your comments, you're relapsing. Yeah, that makes sense. And I was like, oh yeah. So I don't do it. So Leanne will just scroll and if it's me, she loves me. So she'll go, oh, I wonder what this is. I go, don't. I'm in bed with her.

and there's a video of me and you from back in the day you know those pages that they're like yeah i wish there was a page dedicated to just tom and bert being funny yeah and then it's like a good clip i go don't watch it i don't want to watch it she goes what it's funny and i went i know but if i watch those then i i get excited and i start looking for those and i don't want i don't want that i don't watch anyone's clips all i do look at is boat disasters and puerto rican guys getting their haircut and she's like okay and then she goes to the next one

And it's me and you. And it's from your mom's house page. And it's the talking during sex. And I go, hey, yeah, I don't watch these. I don't watch these. She's like, wait, hold on. I want to see this. This is recent. I go, stop. Take it off. Turn it off. And she goes, wait, when was this? And then it's like me going, whose pussy is this? And she stopped and started laughing hysterically. She goes, you told him this? I said, yeah. And she goes, why would you tell him? That's like humiliating for you. Yeah.

I was like, yeah, I know. I figured that out later. Yeah, I figured that out later. That is fucking hilarious. But there is something, like, it's fascinating. I remember the first person I ever watched change, right? And I could be fucking this story up. But, like, the first person that were, like, celebrity changed them a little bit was, like, Daniel Tosh. And Daniel Tosh made a joke on stage. He was like, yeah, I didn't like who I was.

That's why I changed. That's so funny. It was such a great joke. And I was like, that's interesting. I think I've changed in a lot of ways. Like celebrity does affect you. You have access to things that you never would have had access to. And I think those are all cool. And I'm sure it'll happen to her. Like I'm watching it happen to our friends who are getting like ultra famous and

and I'm watching them be uncomfortable with it and it affecting them. But once it affects you, once you start dressing down to go on stage to seem relatable, like say you go like – say you show up in a suit and then you go, yeah, but I got to go out in –

in old sneakers and a stained shirt. It's inauthentic. Then it's inauthentic. And the funny thing is they're trying to, they're doing it to be authentic. They're like, this will make me seem like I'm the same guy. And it's contrived. And it's actually...

You can go as far to say it is unethical because you are completely manipulating people to think that you are something that you are not. And I know a dozen guys like this. I know more guys like this than the other. And the funny thing is they're full of shit. These guys are full of shit. And people will sometimes like...

talk about these guys like hey look how nice this is like he's he's one of us and he's like no he's not he's manipulating you he lies manipulating you yeah it's yeah it's nonsense and what I think is cool about this young lady is like I don't think wow that's what I fucking love that's what I love about those videos Tom

about like Mama J. Ray and Trailer Park Tammy or whatever, Trailer Park Tassie. Just being themselves? No. I love that they are themselves, but I love when they do try to manipulate because I can identify it and I go like, anytime you do a shot of the store you're shopping at, it's because you're looking for a little something. You're trying to manipulate the store into thinking, oh, how cool.

Like there was, yeah. And so there is a weird manipulation of, of that. And I think that's, what's going to be fascinating about Haktua is like, as I wish her all the success in the world, I'd really do. Sure. I think it's going to be fun to watch, but like,

The day that she starts changing the way she... She's going to have to change the way she dresses because all women do. Like, at a certain time, you can't wear jean shorts. It will happen just naturally. Just naturally? Yeah, it'll happen naturally. But people will associate that to look at how different you are. I miss the old days. Always. 100%. God, it's so fascinating. It's so fucking... It's honestly like... It's to be expected, but it's so silly to be like, yeah, somebody... This person...

Woman shouldn't evolve. She should say exactly like the day that we discovered her. It's silly. You know, do you know what's so interesting about Joe Rogan? Hmm is that at the very crucial moment? Yeah, when he started having wild success and he would have changed to the suit wearing fucking jewelry Unrelatable guy he he changed in the most authentically odd way of becoming a hunter. I

Yeah. It was an evolution. It's still an evolution. It's still an evolution. It's still an evolution. I remember the first time I saw him wearing sunglasses backwards on the back of his hat. And I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, he did. He evolved into... But there's a couple other things about him. He genuinely does not care for clothes. No, for clothes. He doesn't like... And the other thing is, he's certainly one of the only people I've met who goes...

do you know how I buy pants? Like what I, what I, my criteria for buying pants. And you're like, what? He goes, I, I only buy pants that I can kick in. So like all of his pants are just like, can I, can I kick in these unrestrained? And that's it. Can I tell you the second I stopped wearing boots? Yeah. Day I stopped wearing boots.

is because of Joe Rogan. I wore Frye, oddly enough they're called Frye Rogan boots. Leanne bought me a pair for my birthday and I love these fucking boots. Can you pull up Frye, F-R-Y-E Rogan boots? They're so fucking badass. And I wore these boots, you'll remember these boots, Tom.

Oh yeah, yeah, I do. Dead center, dead center, dead center, dead center, dead center. Right there. Yeah. The Rogan Engineer boots. I wore those boots. And it was, I had a different shade. Mine were more like a darker color. Yeah. They were badass. I loved them. I'd get them shined at the airport. Why'd you stop? They got stolen, for one. They got stolen. But right before they got stolen, Rogan and I were on a podcast. And I told him, yeah, we were talking about what you wear on stage.

And I said, oh, I always wear the same thing. Jeans, Rogan boots, and then no shirt. And I didn't say Rogan boots because I didn't know they were called Rogan boots at the time. These Fry boots. And he goes, you wear boots on stage? And I said, yeah. And he goes, what if something happens, you have to get away? I was like, what do you mean? And he's like, if you're attacked, wouldn't you need some traction? He goes, I would start wearing shoes if I were you. And I was like...

Okay, and the next week a dude rushed the stage and took my drink out of my hand and I was in boots and I and I slipped because the stage is wet and I was like I'm never gonna wear boots again And I started wearing sneakers from that day forward because Rogan Rogan got in my head. Yeah, I only buy pants I can kick in yes

is it's an incredible insight into like how people's brains work differently in different things he is somebody who thinks about exits and like being able to move and like you know what happened like he's always talking about security breaches like he was doing this even before he was super famous and i was always like huh like what dude but that is definitely how his brain works and

His clothes, he's like, don't care. Always was like, I don't care what clothes I wear. Can I kick in it? Can I punch in it? You know, I just need to be able to like fucking drop down and whatever, get on the ground and

fucking move around in it and you're like what like that's just how his brain works if I'm home I will only wear active wear clothes like I always change when I get home when I get like if I wake up in the day I throw on I mean lately it's been those my favorite shorts in the world are like the champion mesh pants I love those so much and I get them every school every arena I ever go to I always get those pants but I

But I put on running shorts almost every day, running shorts, my running shoes, and then a t-shirt, maybe a sweatshirt over it. Cause I need stuff in all the pockets and the running shorts. Yeah. And I'll keep that on every day because I always want to be able to go work out. I always want to be able to do another workout. I always want to go for a hike. If I can go for a hike or like I go for a walk, like after this, I'll just go for a walk around the neighborhood and just walk for an hour. And I always like to be an active wear. Yeah. Um,

Get that and even on the road if I go on the road I put on active wear to do my day. Yeah, it's usually it's usually shout out to Burt Soren it's sore next Bert Soren has the best silkies It's what the Marines wear and they're they're hot. They're so fucking comfortable that it's basically like wearing nothing But they he sent me he sent me maybe 20 pairs in XL and I got black and an army green and I wear those all

almost every fucking day. - That's awesome, that's awesome. - Yeah, those are them, Sorenx Black Silkies. They're so comfortable. They're so fucking comfortable. And if you move your dick around a little bit, everyone sees it. - They see it, that's nice. - Oh, buddy. - It always feels good. I love when you get like a little poke. Hey, I gotta piss real quick. I gotta do it real quick. - Okay, go piss, go piss. - Okay. - Yeah. - We are back. That was an amazing pee. - Do you wanna know what chat GBT says we should talk about today? - Yeah.

Do you have a good childhood adventure, Tom? A childhood adventure? Just a funny story from your childhood and then we could compare our experiences growing up. That's, um, okay. I don't know. We don't need any. We don't need Zolo. I don't need Halston. I don't need Christian. I don't need anyone in my office when you have chat GBT.

It's going to start getting rid of everyone. AI will get rid of everyone. They're going to get rid of doctors. Do you remember when we met the guy who's doing the app where they're going to just AI will scan your body and tell you what's wrong with you? Yeah. And you 100% it would be 100% right. Well, what happens to humanity and the workforce in general? It's when we start going to one of those fictional movies where we all sit on beaches and

But we're being drugged because AI will come up with a drug. I mean, we're already there. What am I doing? Harvesting us for organs? What are they going to do with us? I don't know. But we're useless. We're useless. You know who's the only people that are going to be useful? People who can dig holes to bury bodies. Yeah. That's it. Physical prowess.

It's gonna be physical prowess guys like Joe Rogan who wear shorts because they can kick will be the most valuable people in the world No, like guys who know how there's like you know any big bodies We're get we're going back to fucking revenge of the nerds what you don't exciting what nerds don't realize they did is they just Outsource themselves they created a fucking app to replace them. Ooh, I

Good premise, Bert. They're too smart. And now they're going to go back, and you know who the most valuable man in the world is going to be? Gronk. Right. Because he can run through a wall. This is a good premise, Bert. Am I right? Yeah, I think it's very fun. But it's a fun story, too. That the nerds create the thing, and then they're like, look how smart I am. And then everyone celebrates the nerd. And then the thing that they created...

Fucking puts the nerd in their place, destroys the nerd. And then the only person left who's just there is just Gronk going, me, buh, buh, no more. And then, yeah. And then he just smashes the machine or whatever. It will take someone to go, no more AI. I mean, it makes the Unabomber look like a fucking genius. That's, yeah. This is his entire manifesto.

His entire manifesto. Dude, we're going to be up in Ruby Ridge, me and you, and fucking living off the grid. Let's do this now. ChatGBT, let's find out. I'm obsessed with ChatGBT. I'm using the thing that's trying to kill me. Where are we going to go when we get off the grid? Well... Do we stay in the United States? It should be a fun time to leave. It's going to get crazy here, man. This country? LA is going to be the first to fucking fall.

Right. It's a fucking wild country, man. I think you might want to go somewhere a little more chill. Where you can conquer them? No. What do you mean chill? I want to be able to conquer that race of people. Now you're speaking like your forefathers. I like this. I want to be a colonizer. You got to think. You got to start all over, okay? So once AI takes over, we have to start all over. And it starts all over with colonizing. Yeah, that's true. And you take a little bit of chat GPT.

Let's find out real quick. Well, you're going to need people who are smaller physically in stature. What would be the best country to colonize? This is fantastic. Does it give you an answer? No. See, we're getting the weak ad-friendly version of ChatGBT, the kind that they're giving the kids. They're like, colonizing is an outdated practice. And you know what? They're making the one where one day you're going to go, how do I exterminate colonizers?

a race of people and they'll be like, very simple. They all have a protein that, you know, I mean, it's going to chat GBT. I guarantee there's a chat GBT that could create, uh, Hey, how do I pump up the Corona virus? And it would be like, very simple. Yeah. You just need to, uh,

Is this something you're interested in doing? Just kind of reliving the pandemic? No, but here's the thing. I'm just a comedian. You know there's someone actually thinking, how do I do this? Yeah, that's true. There's a dude out there going, he's stealing my ideas. Yeah, they're Persian, buddy. This is called the fucking people in charge in Iran are thinking the same thing. Dude, if you don't think Kim Jong-un is fucking thinking...

It is fucking AI. All they want to do is fucking wreck shit. Yeah. Yeah. I would love to see his fucking searches, his Google searches. Wouldn't you love to hear what Kim Jong-un is up to? Like, he's like, first of all, you know, he's like, how do I get skinny? And they're just like, you got to stop. And then he's like, fuck you for saying I was fat. And they're like, no, you asked. And he just kills that guy. But, um...

Yeah, he's, you know, he can't get his hands on a nuke, but he's got to be always just asking what else he could do to fuck people up. That's all he wants to do. Yeah. Flex on people. You got to take me seriously. Fuck this haircut. Take me seriously. You know, he can't listen. His uncle tried to give him advice and he killed his uncle. He was like, yeah, but you know who he'll listen to? Yeah. AI. He might. Do you know how he killed his uncle? How? He put him in a field.

And then had everybody in bleachers, like in stands, whatever, a thousand yards away. And then he had an anti-aircraft missile fired at his uncle so that there wasn't one hair left. It's pretty intense. I don't want one hair remaining. All right. Yeah. All right. Let's just, let's just role play for a second.

AI takes over Los Angeles first. That's the canary in the mind. Yeah. Los Angeles, San Francisco shuts down. San Francisco will be the first city. It shuts down. AI shuts it down. All transit systems are gone. No more cell phone usage. The homeless start raging against the machine. It's the gronks taking over the nerds. And we get a sense of it. Rogan calls us up. He's like, because you know Rogan will be the first one. They'll be like, I just talked to Elon. It started.

And then he'll have his exit strategy ready to go. Yeah. And you're not going to like where this goes, but let's just take it. So me and you decide to colonize a country. Okay. Let's start with a small island or something. I think I was going to say you're going to need a small population. Small population, uneducated. But also I think it would help to get people that are, for the most part, smaller in stature. Papua New Guinea.

Yeah, I was going to say, what about the Seychelles or something? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Isn't that, aren't the people there naturally smaller size? Or like a Fiji or something? So we liquidate all our assets early, okay? We take all our money together as a team, and we go into that island, and we say, ultimately, we're going to make life great here. Everything's falling apart. We're going to hold arms. No one's going to come and get us. How are we getting there?

uh a because planes are gonna be boats we gotta take a boat you got old school you're gonna have to take boats again yeah you can't take a plane too you gotta take a big boat dude okay what we're gonna get what we're gonna get for i heard i heard for find out how much uh what we need is a one of those shipping container boats how many people live in the state the seychelles do you say seychelles is that how you say it that's a lot of people to take over jesus christ how about how many people live in papua new guinea

but the problem is they have people in this uh-uh they they need god damn it 10 million go back to the seychelles we're taking over the seychelles okay and so okay what do what do um what's like society we're trying to get like what kind of size people are we looking at here you know what is the what are they how big is the average seychellian yeah average size average size man

that was a guy on vacation for sure i could take oh look oh no that's sorry for a man there is 169.2 what is that in well if they're still using centimeters we can take them or feet yeah that's that's true what does that convert to five five come on dude that was a good call

First of all, we started a basketball team. The Giants are here. Okay, we're taking over the Seychelles. Now, here's a question you're not going to like. We're going to have to overthrow the government, and we're going to have to kill these people. Now, you brought up Kim Jong-un. Do we do it in a public thing? Like we bring them into the stadium and bring all our new...

The people and we kill them in front of people that way we establish real dominance or do we do it on the DL? Like Kim jong-un where he's like killing him in the airport camps and shit. Yeah Yeah, I mean there's definitely arguments made for both but I think you're gonna want to have that that public panic and maybe don't You don't to kill as many because people just fall in line. They're like, oh shit whitey's here, you know It was thought it was saying do you remember when he was like, all right lock the doors and they're like what he's like hear the names and

Everyone and everyone's like shut the fuck up. It's got it's almost like being on Last Comic Standing when they call your name You just immediately walk away from everyone else and you're like oh yeah, you did last comic standing Yeah, how far is it? I don't know to the semi-finals to New York You went to New York or maybe to the finals. Maybe I got to the finals I don't remember I got to New York and then they picked the people I think going to the house and

Yeah, I did a regional set in San Francisco. And then they picked, I don't know, whatever. Do you remember what jokes you did? No, but I remember I had a great set, like an objectively good set. And then when they didn't pick, I was like, what is that? And then one of the producers was like, this is casting, man. This is a casting call. I was like, oh, that bummed me out. I definitely wanted to do it.

They told me, I mean, I guess there's a, the Statue of Limitations is up on this. Everyone knows the show is not rigged, but it was kind of like, it was cast. It was cast, yeah. And they were like, hey, I was like, I'm going to go out for it this year. And they were like, yeah, I wouldn't do LA or New York. And I was like, what? And they're like, go to Nashville. I was like, I've never been to Nashville. And they're like, go to Nashville.

So I went to Nashville, and it was a bunch of people that, like –

That I didn't really know anyone, but the only other person there was John Heffern who was definitely not from Nashville Yeah, John was like they told you come Nashville. I was like, yeah, he's like they're looking for white dudes I was like, oh, so that's why they came to Nashville. He's like, yeah He didn't say it's gonna be me and you cuz I don't think we knew going in But we were the two dudes who flew into Nashville to do it and we were the two dudes that got selected Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah

Yeah. Yeah, but back to this killing everybody. Also, we have to show up with more people. You know that, right? Buddy, first of all, you know for a fact if Rogan's like, hey, man, you guys... He's going to participate? If there was ever going to be a leader of a country, it's Joe Rogan. You think so? Fuck yes. Fuck yes. Dude, we're just his henchmen. So how many... But we have to go... If we're going to arrive and like really...

you know, scare some folks. We've got to come in kind of deep, dude. Naked with wigs on.

But like 10 of us or 100? Dude, they'd never... Here's the thing. No offense to the Seychelles. I don't know anything about Seychelles. I don't even know where it is, to be done honest with you. I don't know how long this boat ride's going to be. But I bet they're not like as deep into culture as we are about wild shit. Like I bet they've never heard of General Butt Naked, right? So we take from the greats, all the great fucking dictators, we take from the greats a little Saddam Hussein, a little Kim Jong-un, a little Putin, a little General Butt Naked, a little...

General Butt Naked. General Butt Naked. You don't know who General Butt Naked is? See, if you don't know who they are, he is, then the S.H.L.s don't know who General Butt Naked is. Pull up General Butt Naked. This guy's a fucking legend when it comes to dictators. Dude, he would have his boys roll in naked in wigs and fuck, that's how they'd roll into war. General Butt Naked. Liberian.

Liberia is old. I'm not going to Liberia, dude. That's the wild west. There's a lot of places in Africa on the coasts are fucking insane. East Africa has got Sudan. Don't want to fuck with Sudan. Don't want to fuck with Sudan. I think that's where Sudan is. And then West Africa, wild as shit. And that's where Liberia is.

So he would roll up and get it? Yeah, go to the part. Roll down to how we keep scrolling. Okay, here we go. You ready? The unit, including General Buttnaked himself, frequently wore no clothing for their shoes and magic charms...

earning the name general but naked he claimed that his practice made him and his soldiers immune to bullets during the conflict his forces penetrated numerous atrocities including cannibalism and human sacrifice Jesus they would they would go in naked with wigs on fucking kill the people with charms kill them and then eat them in front of the other people and be like yeah this these these hearts give you magic powers and then you tell them if you guys eat shit what

recalling the atrocities he and his soldiers perpetrated against civilians during the conflict he stated in an interview sometimes I would enter under the water where children were playing I would dive under the water grab one carry him under and break his neck sometimes I'd cause accidents I just slaughter them fuck man general butt naked by the way I think he's still alive he lives in France it says he's alive I don't know where he lives but

Yeah, he's alive. There's people who like really hate that dude. I'm sure. Fucking A, man. General butt naked. Never knew about him. He's only 52. He's your age. Are you serious? Yeah, he's 52. So wait, I wonder what I was doing when he was taking over and being a warlord. What year was he a warlord?

In 89. What? He became a rebel leader. Yeah. Oh my God, I wasn't even in college yet. Yeah, he was pretty young. I had just lost my virginity. He was probably well past that. I was still playing high school baseball. Yeah, he was a pretty fucking young dude doing his General Butt Naked shit. I mean... How'd you know about him? Podcasts? No, Patrice O'Neill was the first person I heard talked about General Butt Naked. Really? I think. Really?

I think Patrice had a joke. Patrice had a joke about going back to Africa. And he was like, I'm not going back to Africa. Got to walk around with a machete and a wig on and a wedding dress. Going in and eating baby's hearts. I'm not going back to Africa. And I was like, I think that's the first time I heard of General Butt Naked. Oh, you asked him, like, what's that all about? Yeah. Fuck, there he is. Or there's one of those guys.

See, here's our deal. I am not ready. I'm not ready for this world, and this world is coming when AI takes over. This is the world that's coming when AI takes over. And you better be... And we need to prepare ourselves for it. Yeah. I'm not even fucking around. And I know that sounds like the chicken little the sky is falling, but...

Think about the worst things you saw during COVID, right? COVID was fucking baby steps. That was a runny nose compared to the virus AI can create, compared to the fucking chaos that AI can create. COVID was just a couple guys in a lab, right? Yeah. A couple guys in a lab and the world shut down. Dude, AI, we got to kill AI. I'm not even fucking around. We got to get rid of AI. I know. It's not good for us.

You're right. This is you know what this reminds me of I'm this now I know I feel like I'm getting crazy Tom Who is the dude in China? Was it mal? No, that's that's is it mal who killed all the intellectuals and they had the Cultural Revolution Yeah, he type in this yeah General Mao Chairman Mao. Yeah Chairman Mao

He was like, you know what he was doing? He was doing AI before AI. He was talking like we are going like, yo, we got to get rid of the intellectuals. No more doctors, no more lawyers. They're too smart. We need dumb people and the dumb people will uprise. And that's what they did. And that's how we have China today. I feel like, I actually feel crazy. I should never have smoked pot last night. I should have just gone to bed. I was up all night long. This is going to be a good month of cleansing for you.

i hope so i hope so i wish i could do xanax i wish i still took xanax no stay away from that i know my cardiologist says it melts your brain i would love to shut my brain off because all i'm thinking about today is ai and then it starts trickling into like like like what are the what are the fingers in the pie that we don't know about like right like like when you start talking about like i don't know like

neurodivergence and like and the acceptability of all that and like you know hung out with this autistic dude this weekend and he was just me he was yeah it's just some comic was autistic and he was just mean and I was like I'm autistic I can be mean and I was like okay I was like how was he mean just just rude to everybody you're fat no just to me and I was like I was like oh cool it's fun hanging out with an autistic guy

And I was like, I can't say anything. I got to just take it. What fucking world are we in? And it's AI. It's AI. Yeah. He's just like, you're fat. And you're like, cool. Thanks. I don't like your standup. I don't feel like I have any jokes. I was like, all right, what are we doing? Is he on a podcast with you? No, I'm autistic. I'm autistic. I get to say these things. Sorry. And you're like, she would be pretty if she had lost weight. And you're like.

Okay. Okay. And you're like, and then, and it's, it's this, I mean, listen, I understand, man, the guy's got a thing, right? But it's like, it's like, I don't know. Once AI takes over and Gronk's are running the world, I think we'll have a lot less of that talking freely shit. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe, maybe with Gronk's out there just beating people's heads in, you mean? Just Gronk, Gronk for president. Yeah. I mean, that was the thing about, you know, back in the day, um,

Less civilized societies. Yeah, you could just say something and someone could just fucking take your head off I mean think about how different our society is just from like from like fucking 40 and 40 years in 20 years and then you go back like a hundred years and it's Unrecognizable, it's true Unrecognizable. It's what's wild to me is like too much diversity Right. Is that not what you were saying? No, I

This was, I thought we were, okay. They're just everywhere, right? Yeah, it's just too much. I was watching fucking, what, the other night, some TV shit. I mean, like the commercials, every commercial. It's like, here's a mixed race family. And you're like, okay.

Again, how many fucking are there? I'm like, I love when they do a mixed race commercial and it's a dude who you know could never pick up a black chick. No. And you're like, come on. This is such nonsense. They're in a Subaru. What are you guys doing?

And it's all just because, did we do a good job? Is everybody happy now? Do you remember the first commercial where you saw two dudes kiss? And you were like, what the fuck? On a commercial? On a commercial. I don't know that I've seen it.

type in or they don't they don't kiss they like hold each other in a pool i remember the first commercial where two dudes like popped up out of the water yeah hotels are doing that they'll show like like if the resorts type in gay commercials type in gay commercials i want to see one i don't know where you don't remember the product you're just like whoa they're gonna make out best gay ads yeah oh that's gonna be pro gay ads like oh yeah chevrolet with a lesbian family

Oh, there's Chevrolet ad gay friends. Oh, let me see that. How do we know these guys are gay? Yeah. I'll tell you when I think they're gay. Okay. Right now they're just like. They're just dudes. They're just dudes. There's a tent. Oh, that was kind of a warm back rub. But that's all they alluded to is that one guy went like this. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. So the gayest thing is that guy's like kind of smile, like eked out smile when he gets out of the car and he's like, hey. Yeah, but he also did it. Watch his eyes. I know.

Yeah, that's a little gay look. But then look at this. Look at this little back touch right there. Oh, and the hands on the thigh. The hands on the thigh. You have to watch it a third time. Okay, go back. Go back. Go back. His hand is on his thigh, dude. You got to fucking pause this. I would argue these aren't gay enough. Pause. Get ready to pause. Okay, hold on. Stop. See? Oh, dude, here's the deal. Okay. You're trying to fucking infect us, Chevy. Okay.

I'm not falling for it. Fall forward, guy, over here. Go ahead. I think they should make them just more gay. Yeah, of course. Like, make them very fucking gay. That hand should be all the way up in his crotch. Don't kind of support the community. Don't be like, listen, you're either an abolitionist or you weren't, right? Do you know how much they had to fucking edit for that commercial, too? Like, they were like, uh...

Touch him. Wait a minute. Not so much. Touch his kneecap. No, that's not obvious. Like, yeah, it's so much trying to figure out the right amount of gay to make that work. What about this couple in bed? The Westin ad? Oh, let me see this. Yeah, I want to see them fucking scissor. Let's see what this has. Okay. Oh. Okay. One of us is active.

One of us likes to stay in bed. Find wellness at Weston. Yeah. That basically could be just two girlfriends on a weekend trip. That's not gay enough, in my opinion. That's definitely not gay enough. I think, how would we gay that out? How about these guys? Let me see. This is DoorDash. Oh, this is like kind of over-the-top style, though. Yeah. It's like Pee Wee's Playhouse. Highly stylized, yeah. Reach out. Reach out.

This is only... Stupid. Okay, so the last frame's gay. Yeah, but I don't have a problem. It's not saying I have a problem with any of these. No, I know. That's not gay to me. Well, what's gay about it is that they have great table settings and they prepared multiple dishes for their guests. They had charcuterie plates. That's fucking gay. And that's the kind of thing you appreciate about gay men is you're like, hey, this is very thoughtful. But the only gay frame is this last one. Yeah.

Yeah, I want it. I think it's like, here's my point.

Right? It's like during the... Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm just looking at... But like during times of a movement, right? Yeah. You're either 100% with that movement or you're 100% against that movement. If you remain in that middle ground where you just kind of like shrug your shoulders and go, doesn't affect me. Doesn't affect me. Not a big deal. Then you're actually against the movement. So like I say, if you're with the movement before the fucking movement and make a straight gay ass commercial. Like make...

Let them know. Yo, we're Chevrolet, and we fucking love the LBGTQ community. That's what you got to respect. Bud Light doing that fucking trans thing. They took a swing. Okay, this guy's shirt's off. That's a shirtless guy in bed. This shirtless guy off. Go to that one. I want to see this. This is what I'm talking about. Shoots a load on his stomach. That's what I'm... Oh. Okay. All right. This is gay. Oh, shut up. Fuck yeah. This guy's got a body. Oh, yeah. Oh.

That was a dick and ball almost. Almost. Yeah. Called a prostitute. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby. This is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about. Oh, it's European. That's why. All right. That would never. I'm ordering that drink right now. What's that drink? I'm ordering that drink right now.

clean what is this swedish organic beverage brand clean drinks dude that's called clean drinks what a fucking terrible name hey would you like some clean drink it's probably translated differently all i can think about now when i see these fucking that guy's body was incredible dude it's like i'm gonna be naked on my show we're going into production you're gonna be naked i'm fucking naked in one of the stories for like a gay thing

It's kind of gay. Dude, can I just give you a hint real quick? Yeah. Play with your lip a little more. That guy played with his lip and it's like the fucking hottest gay thing I've ever seen. Really? I'm going to start playing with my lips more. I don't play with my lips at all. Yeah. Yeah. If your lips sell it, man. Everything. It's like if a gay guy sees something they like, they do one of these. Your lip sells it. Yeah. Gay guys. Wait, what are you getting naked for? Are you going to trim your body hair or are you going to dye it? Am I going to dye the hair? Yeah. It's probably just...

I should tan the skin a little is what I should do you look better tan I should get spray tanned huh oh I don't know that's hard to get through that hair I don't know like a zebra I don't know I think I mean sometimes I forget about it and then I'm like oh what are you getting naked for my series one of the one of the parts of the series I'm naked and I signed up for it now I'm like oh God like I just and then I just go oh it who cares

I can't wait. Yeah, I know. Do you need me to be on set that day? Do you need a body double? I fucking wish I could have a body double. You should have a body double. Just get a fucking... I told you about the guy that pulled over, right? That pulled over? I told you about the guy that stopped his car and saw me on the street, right? Yeah. The gay guy, the bear? I don't remember this. Oh, fuck.

i'll save it for the next episode it's such a good story okay it's such a good story and it's so long but wait wait uh so so that's why you're working on getting your body fat down you're really focused on that dude i've i've lost a bunch of weight and i and i keep like i mean i'm on top of my training and my diet like i'm i haven't around with my diet in months now i've had like a couple cheat meals in a couple months yeah i haven't had like

complex carbs or starches. I have a protein intake every day. I do at least 60 minutes of cardio, sometimes 90 minutes of cardio. And I keep trimming down, but here's the thing. It doesn't happen at the rate. What happens now is you go, okay, can I have six more months? And it's like, no, you can't. When did you shoot your first naked scene? From today in five weeks. Oh, okay.

Yeah, but it's not going to... Here's the thing. What I'm talking about is you just have to accept it's going to be what it... You're not going to get to what... You're not going to look like that. I'm not going to look like that guy. You just are going to be like... Have you thought about doing legit steroids like Winstroll or something? Yeah, I've thought about it. What would be the best one? Winstroll is like the shit, right? Yeah, that's what... Deca, Winstroll, yeah. Anivar, all those are like...

Anabolic, yeah. But I don't even know if it would be, I don't think it's enough. I don't think it's enough. I don't think there's enough steroids on Earth to change me enough in five weeks. I'll just be naked and just, yeah, that'll just be it. Whatever it is, man. Well, you know that I'm tuning in. I kind of feel upset when you get naked. Yeah, and I am with other guys. Naked? Yeah.

When we did the cabin, I had a bunch of naked scenes. I was naked a lot. And on the last day, we're shooting this thing, and I'm just laying naked on the ground. And I'm having a glass of wine. And we're not even rolling. I'm just naked. And the cameramen are there. And we're all kind of talking, and there's this one female camera assistant

And she's down by my dick fixing a camera. And I said, hey, when you guys sign up for something like this, do they have you sign something? Like finding out if you're cool with nudity and not smiling at all? She goes, I was told this is getting coffee and comedians with cars getting coffee.

And I was like, huh? She goes, this is not what I signed up for. And I was like, oh, sorry. Yeah. I was like, fuck. Yeah, I think you've probably surprised a lot of people with nudity in your life. It was on the thing. It was like the first episode. No, not the first episode. It was you. But Bobby Lee and I got naked. I mean, we were like, Nikki Glaser saw my asshole. Fortune saw my asshole. Asshole? Yeah. Fortune said. What was your hole?

uh because i got mud in my so fortune had to squirt it out with a with a gun with a hose and fortune started laughing i said what she goes i've never seen a man's before oh yeah and i was like are you seeing it miss pat saw me completely naked what'd you think of that she said it looked like uh it looked like a chicken wing i mean i'm naked throughout the entire series yeah that's true oh yeah there's fortune spraying you yeah there's me and bobby yep um

Okay, all right, so I feel better now having talked about AI with you. So I feel like we have a game plan We have a game plan. We're gonna go do our thing. Yeah, we're gonna worst worst case scenario Honestly worst case scenario nine fucking around Leanne and I bail out of LA we come down We stay at your place with you and push and we just fucking shadow Rogan whatever movie makes we make do I

All of a sudden, Elon wants to take us up to Solaris 1, his little space station that he's built. Sure. Or, honestly, I think the people of the Seychelles are very nice, and we just live there. We don't have to kill anybody. What if? Oh. Oh, yeah, we could also just move there. We could just move there. Yeah, we don't have to murder them.

It's a beautiful place. Well, after this episode, I think they may not be so welcome to our tourism. I think they're going to be a little offended when we get there. No, no, no. We're just coming for the beaches. Where are the Seychelles before we go? It's in the Indian Ocean off of the, let's see, where's the, there it is. Oh, it's up by. Yeah. It's off of the east coast of Africa. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah. Yeah.

It's supposed to be gorgeous, man. We'll just take over a small island. Yeah. Great. Great plan. We'll do it. All right. I got to run. I got to go run. I got to go fucking try to drop more body fat. Did you take a naked picture of you before and after? Did I take it? Take a naked picture?

A picture in a towel of a towel picture. I mean, that's what I have. A naked picture. Now? Today? Yes. Naked picture in front of a green screen. Green screen? Post it online. Post it online? So people can put you anywhere in the world. I'll take one too. I'll take one first and I'll send it to you. Okay. And then you take one, send it to me, and then we'll post them online. And then people can plug us in anywhere in the world. Are you going to fluff first? Yeah, of course. Okay. I'm going to take a blue chew.

Those things really work. Take one at four o'clock. You'll have a night. Okay. All right. We're going to run. I love you, buddy. Love you too. Bye guys. Bye guys.

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